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Speaker 1: Suji from becoming an icld bish Rude.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to morning Glory.

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Speaker 3: The shizzy is coming up in just a moment. What

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Speaker 3: do you have on the way do?

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Speaker 4: What is the loneliest day or like the holiday for

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Speaker 4: single people the loneliest?

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Speaker 3: I suggested either Valentine's Day or Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I always hear Christmas, gotcha? They always say the most

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Speaker 1: suicides on Christmas as well.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if that's true or not, but all right,

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Speaker 3: we'll get to that in just a moment.

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Speaker 1: What do you think it's going to drive?

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Speaker 3: We took pictures of our odometers. What do you think

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Speaker 3: he's going to drive the most over the next week

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Speaker 3: and over the next month.

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Speaker 1: I do think it's going to be Crystal going to

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Speaker 1: see this boyfriend shop.

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Speaker 3: I think I think you might be right, Charlie. Who

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Speaker 3: do you think drives more? Jeffrey or Crystal?

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Speaker 5: Crystal consistently Jeffrey overall in a year. Crystal's going multiple

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Speaker 5: times per week. She's driving an hour and really that's

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Speaker 5: two hours to just get their an get back. But

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey will go out of nowhere, just go going going

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Speaker 5: three hours away for to see nothing, just to just

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Speaker 5: to drive. So that will happen. But I think so overall, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 5: in a year, Crystal. Week to week?

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Speaker 4: Are we doing a month or are we doing a week?

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Speaker 4: Because I think in a week she'll contain herselves.

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Speaker 1: Well, we'll do both. Would she contained herselfs Why would

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Speaker 1: anybody contain themselves?

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Speaker 6: I already have plans for all this from today until yea.

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Speaker 1: Why would anybody contain themselves? Right now? Just drive how

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Speaker 1: you drive? What Jeffrey would do? Oh yeah, don't contain yourself.

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Speaker 1: Just do what you do. Yeah I know that.

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Speaker 3: And Jeffrey will try to drive less just because we

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Speaker 3: took a picture of dometer.

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Speaker 1: Weird. Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Just drive a guy with a bunch of things I

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Speaker 5: have to drive to coming up. They're gonna add up.

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Speaker 5: I actually might beat everybody possibly this week, just because

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Speaker 5: I have a lot of driving I have to do.

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Speaker 3: Huh, jeff By the way, Jeffrey, I followed him out

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Speaker 3: to take a picture of my O dometer. He he

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Speaker 3: opened and held the door for me, Charlie.

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Speaker 1: So he must respect. He respects you respect me, and

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Speaker 1: that's good. Do we get no respect? He also does

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Speaker 1: it to Crystal. I don't know. He held the door

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Speaker 1: for me the other day.

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Speaker 3: Wow, he's well, he wants you to go through so

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Speaker 3: you can stare at your ass. Yeah, he just held

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Speaker 3: it and he continued walking in front of me though,

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Speaker 3: so he held it as a weird followed him walk.

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Speaker 1: To No, it's just this cool guy. Did he hang

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Speaker 1: it for? Oh?

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Speaker 2: He did?

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Speaker 1: Cool guy walking out? Guy walk yeap. Oh yeah. It

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Speaker 1: kind of looks like a gorilla almost, just like Bob

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Speaker 1: and back and forth. Uh, Dougie, are you ready for

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Speaker 1: the shoes a little?

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Speaker 4: The third time you've teased this. I want to see

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Speaker 4: where everyone's at.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sure, I mean r MG TV isn't working, but sure,

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Speaker 3: go ahead. Let's see uh so later, so anybody, we'll

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Speaker 3: show later. All right, let's see understand, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 3: Let's see Charlie all right, all right, Charlie has five thousand,

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Speaker 3: three hundred and eighteen fifty three eighteen okay, all right, nice,

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Speaker 3: sixty nine miles on the.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to trade the car in. We have to

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Speaker 1: add it up. We have to add them all. You

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Speaker 1: drive a different car every day every day.

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Speaker 4: I don't drive a different car. No one's going to

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Speaker 4: buy this for the month. I will tell them they can't.

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Speaker 5: But still, even when you do do that, I usually

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Speaker 5: drive your other car, drive your other car.

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Speaker 1: I drive this car when I get Yeah, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to drive this car.

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Speaker 3: All right, here's here's rovers all right? Four thousand, seven

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Speaker 3: hundred are hundred and thirty six miles? You guys all

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Speaker 4: Wait, why is it four thousand? What's the four thousand

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Speaker 4: and twenty eight?

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Speaker 1: That's the trip probably the trip mileage, I would guess. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I gotcha. Oh okay, wait, so four seven three six.

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Speaker 7: Okay, here's mine thirty three thousand, all right, thirty three

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Speaker 1: And then who's left Crystal?

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Speaker 3: Crystal eighty six thousand, eight hundred and thirty nine miles,

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Speaker 3: most of those put on in the past year going

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Speaker 3: to see her boyfriend. Wow, eighty six thousand. Now, how

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Speaker 3: many miles do you think, Jeffrey is I'm going to

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Speaker 3: say one hundred and twenty two thousand.

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Speaker 5: Miles, one hundred and fifty really year over, I just

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Speaker 5: want to let you know that was the approximate mileage

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Speaker 5: on the car when I bought it.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, oh, so yeah, we're one hundred and seven

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Speaker 3: two hundred thousand miles. Okay, what does JLR have one

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Speaker 3: hundred and ninety one thousand, nine hundred and eighty miles.

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Speaker 1: Wow, one hundred, one hundred and ninety one. What ninety

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Speaker 1: eighty one ninety one nine eight was it when you

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Speaker 8: I think one hundred and twenty thousand, ninety eight twenty thousand, wow,

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Speaker 8: June ninety eight, so one hundred miles?

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Speaker 1: Is that seventy thousand miles?

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Speaker 8: When when did you get I got that car in

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Speaker 8: November of twenty two, twenty twenty two, so three years.

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Speaker 3: So you're putting on twenty three twenty four thousand miles

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Speaker 1: That's not bad. That's a lot, a lot. Twenty three

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Speaker 4: At Rover you have almost five thousand miles and Charlie

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Speaker 4: is fifty five thousand miles. How do you explain that

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Speaker 4: you've had it for what two months? And you're already

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Speaker 4: at the same as.

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Speaker 3: His you've had it longer than two months, But I

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Speaker 3: don't know how I've had it longer than two months.

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Speaker 8: Let's forget Robert Trowie also, and do she have the

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Speaker 8: three newest vehicles on the show?

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Speaker 1: And I have a half hour drive into work half

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Speaker 1: hour drive home. That's it. I don't drive anywhere else

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Speaker 1: doing what j LR is doing, going all over. They

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Speaker 1: share my car too.

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Speaker 7: I bought my brand excuses, I bought my brand new

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Speaker 7: three years ago.

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Speaker 5: What do you mean him, low, I just got we

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Speaker 5: just traded in the lease, we just got, we just

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Speaker 5: updated the lease.

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Speaker 1: Oh, this is a new this is a this is okay,

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Speaker 1: because it's.

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Speaker 9: Five thousand miles is nothing. No, you've got that motto

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Speaker 9: cruise control and stuff. Now he's telling us all about

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Speaker 9: when he got it. Okay, So I didn't know Charlie

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Speaker 9: got a new car. So that explains the little mileage.

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Speaker 6: Okay, all right, and I probably do put him about

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Speaker 6: twenty twenty thousand.

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Speaker 5: Charge of twenty twenty two hundred and ninety four a

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Speaker 1: That's a lot. Did That's not that much?

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Speaker 5: A lot to mostly offer on a lease at a

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Speaker 5: time is like fifteen thousand.

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Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that's why, Max, and then you pay thereafter.

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Speaker 1: That's what that would be.

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Speaker 3: Sixty There would be sixty six miles every day of

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Speaker 3: the year, three hundred and sixty five days a year.

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Speaker 3: If you're driving every single day, sixty six miles a day.

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Speaker 3: That's a lot, dudes. Most people aren't driving. You know,

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Speaker 3: you're driving five days a week or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I mean that. You remember, he's not he does not

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Speaker 1: live far away from work.

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Speaker 5: If he lived like forty five minutes away from work,

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Speaker 5: you go, okay, that adds up.

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Speaker 3: No, No, he lives twelve minutes from work. Okay, all right, dujie.

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Speaker 3: Are you ready for the award winning shoot?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, here we go on Rolls Morning Glory.

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Speaker 4: The White House has announced that the planned meeting between

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Speaker 4: the President and Russian President Vladimir Putin in Budapest has

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Speaker 4: been scrapped. Oh remember yesterday said they're going to meet

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Speaker 4: at the end of the Now they're not going to meet.

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Speaker 1: So not sure what's going on with that. Yeh, not

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Speaker 4: So they are not giving us a lot of details

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Speaker 4: about it, but it's it's scrapped.

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Speaker 5: Do you see the reporter asking, uh, Caroline Levitt, hey,

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Speaker 5: why did you pick Budapest? And then she replies, ask

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Speaker 5: your mom?

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Speaker 1: Your mom? What that was the reply? Yeah, yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: the White House order your Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Caroline Lovett is the White House Press Secretary. She's a

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Speaker 8: smart alex Sometimes I've watched a couple of her press,

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Speaker 8: breeving consistency. Who she's smart?

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Speaker 3: Sof at and she she shares it too, like us

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Speaker 3: a badge of accomplishment like badge of honor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, where did you shoot them to?

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Speaker 3: That doesn't even make any sense? Well, hold on, it

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Speaker 3: made sense a little more sense with those lips.

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Speaker 1: Oh those lips. That was weird. Here's that was weird.

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Speaker 1: That's what Donald AGI's talked about her lips. Here was

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Speaker 1: her lips. Here's what she wrote.

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Speaker 3: This saying, is the president aware of the significance of

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Speaker 3: Budapest In nineteen ninety four Russia promised in Budapest not

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Speaker 3: to invade Ukraine if it gave up the nuclear weapons

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Speaker 3: had inherited when the Soviet Union dissolved? Does he not

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Speaker 3: see why Ukraine might object to that site? Who suggested Budapest?

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Speaker 1: Thanks? And then she replies, your mom did. And then

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Speaker 1: this guy says, is this funny to you? And she writes,

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Speaker 1: it's funny to me that you actually consider yourself a journalist.

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Speaker 1: You are a far left hack who nobody takes seriously,

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Speaker 1: including your colleagues in the media.

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Speaker 3: They just don't tell you that to your face. Stop

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Speaker 3: texting me, you're disingenuous, biased at BS questions. He like

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Speaker 3: to me, that's like a you know, that's a legitimate question, right,

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Speaker 3: who picked it?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: If it does have significance to Russia, like it seems

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Speaker 3: I don't know who sv nabs. I have no idea,

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Speaker 3: but it seems like a normal sort of question the

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Speaker 3: media might ask.

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Speaker 1: Go on.

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Speaker 4: Tropical storm is strengthening in the Caribbean and could become

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Speaker 4: a hurricane by the end of this week. Haiti is

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Speaker 4: under a hurricane watch in Jamaica has a tropical storm watch.

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Speaker 4: Forecasters worn of heavy rain and flooding across Haiti and

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Speaker 4: the Dominican Republic. More frozen shrimp are being recalled over

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Speaker 4: possible radiation exposure. Brands include Aquastar, Publics, Best Yet, and

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Speaker 4: Waterfront Bistro. The FDA says no illnesses have been reported,

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Speaker 4: customers should return or discard the affected products.

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Speaker 1: You are at work. That means you did not win

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Speaker 1: the Mega millions? Did you place your bet last night? Yesterday?

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Speaker 1: Were over for the six hundred automatically dollars?

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Speaker 3: Okay, And I'm assuming like I just do it with

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Speaker 3: this app, and I know it's more expensive to buy,

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Speaker 3: but it's so easy to buy the tickets that way,

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Speaker 3: And I don't even check the results because I assume

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Speaker 3: that if I won the how much.

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Speaker 4: Was it six hundred and fifty million dollars?

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Speaker 3: I assume if I won six hundred and fifty million dollars,

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Speaker 3: they won't just send an email. I'm assuming that app

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Speaker 3: like the place they'd start calling.

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Speaker 1: They would, you know, I would hear about it if

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Speaker 1: I want so. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The next the jackpot will now increase to an estimated

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Speaker 4: six hundred and eighty million dollars, and that will be

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Speaker 4: for Friday nights drawn.

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Speaker 3: I said to either Valentine's Day or Christmas, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: It's the best holiday.

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Speaker 6: You have no responsibilities, you're not obligated to go anywhere,

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Speaker 4: Right, But that's coming from somebody that's in a relationship.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember him? Sure? He was on news anchor?

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Speaker 1: Many many years ago.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 4: Bryant Gumble from former Today anchor Oh Wow looks old.

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Speaker 1: Former Today anchor Bryant.

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Speaker 4: Gumble was hospitalized this week for a medical emergency. TMZ

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Speaker 4: A family member told TMZ that Ryan is okay, but

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Speaker 1: Seventy seven. He looks good.

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Speaker 1: There you go. That's this dizzy ass on Rover's Morning Glory.

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Speaker 1: Let me throw out a hypothetical for you, boy, Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: You, as you're driving, you see something on the side

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Speaker 3: and it's seventy four hundred dollars in cash.

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Speaker 1: What do you do with it?

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Speaker 1: That money's mine. Yes, I agree with you one hundred percent.

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Speaker 8: I mean, if it's on the side of the road,

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Speaker 1: Yep. What's it in? Is it a bird, a bag,

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Speaker 3: So police are looking for an older gentleman who they

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Speaker 1: He then did exactly what Dougie would do in this situation,

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Speaker 1: because Dougie has done this. He was so excited he

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Speaker 3: He this seventy four hundred dollars then falls off the

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Speaker 1: Take it home.

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Speaker 3: Now, what is the police are searching for this guy?

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Speaker 3: and he didn't even realize it. Where's this stealing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and so pick self explanatory. What you wipe your

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Speaker 5: Usually on to one hundred, you do aunt, but somebody

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Speaker 3: if I found seventy five hundred dollars, I'm not turning

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Speaker 3: I feel bad. I'm going to give this money back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you would just keep it, you would never turn

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Speaker 1: it in.

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Speaker 7: There's more to this law. If it's worth more, if

446
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Speaker 7: goods are worth more than ten dollars, because three dollars,

447
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Speaker 7: you got to turn it into the clerk. Right, if

448
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Speaker 7: it's more than ten dollars, same steps also as a

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Speaker 7: notification published in the local or county newspaper.

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Speaker 3: So this law must have been created like two hundred

451
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Speaker 3: years ago when ten dollars was a fortune, right, I mean,

452
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Speaker 3: you got to be kidding me. And by the way,

453
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Speaker 3: what's who has a county newspaper? Still I don't know

454
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Speaker 3: this guy risks the guy whoever they're looking for. Police

455
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Speaker 3: have a dash cam. Somebody must have driven by. Here's

456
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Speaker 3: the actual dash cam photo. So these two guys are

457
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Speaker 3: just picking up this wad of cash, don't you.

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Speaker 1: Definitely don't blame them. I don't blame them. So the

459
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Speaker 1: cash is all over the ground, do you see it.

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Speaker 3: They's just picking it up, so it's not even in

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Speaker 3: a bag. So they must be driving by.

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Speaker 1: Didn't do anything wrong.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to turn that in and bring you

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Speaker 4: three dollars to the county clerk.

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Speaker 3: So now they faced up to five years in jail

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Speaker 3: at a five thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Fine, according to the Attorney General of Maine.

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Speaker 4: They're taking somebody else's money. You know, that's not your money.

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Speaker 1: They were cleaning up.

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Speaker 6: They littered down. Yeah, now, somebody littered all for the road.

471
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Speaker 6: That's all I was doing, was cleaning it up. Yeah,

472
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Speaker 6: ds literally protecting the earth. I yeah, I don't have.

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Speaker 1: So you just did this.

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Speaker 3: You put something on top of your car and drove away.

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Speaker 1: No, damn, I put something. I put my phone.

476
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Speaker 4: I was in a store and I was racing against time,

477
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Speaker 4: and I was in a Walmart and I had to

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Speaker 4: be somewhere, and I put my phone up somewhere in

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Speaker 4: the flipping store and I it was actually Target, and

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Speaker 4: then it was Target, and I pull pulled a worker aside,

481
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Speaker 4: and I'm like, I'm in I need to be someplace,

482
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Speaker 4: and I can't find my phone. So she calls on

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Speaker 4: the radio, and all these Target people were trying to

484
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Speaker 4: help me find the phone, and.

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Speaker 1: She's like, let's mark back where.

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Speaker 4: So we're racing through the store to find where did

487
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Speaker 4: I because I had to lift something.

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Speaker 1: Hadn't call your phone?

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Speaker 4: Well I did. She did do that, but I don't

490
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Speaker 4: usually have my phone ringer on, so it was awful,

491
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Speaker 4: and I kept hitting my ding ding ding on my

492
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Speaker 4: Apple Watch to track it, so upset and because I'd

493
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Speaker 4: get in the area and then then it would go away.

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Speaker 1: It's the worst feeling ever. You would think that Doogie

495
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Speaker 1: would learn her lesson with this.

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Speaker 3: I've told you many times, yeah that I've known Dousi

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Speaker 3: a long time.

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Speaker 1: Here's what she does.

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Speaker 3: She goes into a target she's buying like tide pods

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Speaker 3: or something. So normally what somebody would do is they

501
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Speaker 3: would take those tide pods, they put it in their cart,

502
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Speaker 3: they walked up. What she does is she has like

503
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Speaker 3: this this wallet change person sort of thing. She takes that,

504
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Speaker 3: she puts it on the shelf with the tide pods.

505
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Speaker 3: She then takes the tide pods, puts them in the cart,

506
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Speaker 3: but inevitably gets distracted by some snapchat on her phone

507
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Speaker 3: or something.

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Speaker 5: The other surprising thing is she's also a bad lady

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Speaker 5: and has thousands of bands.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a purse. Why not I wear across

511
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Speaker 1: the shots.

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Speaker 3: Put your important items in the phone, one of those pets,

513
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Speaker 3: it in one of the many.

514
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Speaker 1: Bags you have.

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Speaker 4: I don't carry bags around, I wear I wear one

516
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Speaker 4: of those Lulu Lemon across that that doesn't work for

517
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Speaker 4: you because I can't put my phone in it.

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Speaker 1: You can get a different one, because.

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Speaker 4: So I did, just because I I did just buy

520
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Speaker 4: a purse that over the shoulder.

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Speaker 1: But you'll lose that.

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Speaker 3: You've been doing this for decades, I know. But here's

523
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Speaker 3: the thing could help I One time, I one time

524
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Speaker 3: I broke a pair of sunglasses. And these were sunglasses.

525
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Speaker 3: This is many years ago, probably fifteen, maybe twenty years ago.

526
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Speaker 3: These were at the time expensive one hundred dollars sunglasses.

527
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Speaker 3: You know, fifteen years ago, that's super expensive, right.

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Speaker 1: I would never buy those.

529
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Speaker 3: I broke these sunglasses and I have not broken a

530
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Speaker 3: pair of sunglasses since that day because I learned my lesson.

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Speaker 3: I go Jesus Christ. These things were expensive and I

532
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,679
Speaker 3: just broke them. Just money wasted. I learned my lesson.

533
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Speaker 3: You keep repeating the same mistakes over and over and

534
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 3: over again. Yeah, why why don't you learn your lesson?

535
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 3: Of like, instead of putting your phone, why would you

536
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 3: put your phone down on a shelf?

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Speaker 1: I just said, because I had to lift something. Do

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Speaker 1: you have a pocket? Sometimes sometimes I do that? She's

539
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Speaker 1: even so, no offense, but she's even so dumb that.

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Speaker 3: We were just walking Well, we were just walking out

541
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Speaker 3: to take pictures of our odometers to track mileage over

542
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Speaker 3: the next week or so.

543
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Speaker 1: And we're all walking out.

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Speaker 3: Jeffery's doing his cool guy walk in front of us,

545
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Speaker 3: I'm behind him, and then Dugi comes trotting out and

546
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Speaker 3: then she goes, oh, oh my god, I left my

547
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Speaker 3: phone in there. And I go, okay, So what she goes, well,

548
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Speaker 3: you're going to have to take the picture of my

549
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Speaker 3: odometer because I left my phone back in the station.

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Speaker 1: I said, okay, So we walked up there.

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Speaker 3: We get up there, Ugie is upset that Jeffrey is

552
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 3: walking slowly. So Dougie, he's like, oh, come on, go

553
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 3: no a sense of urgency. She's being you, um, bitchy

554
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 3: like normal.

555
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: Because he's like so slow, showing off how he struts.

556
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: I know, no, yeah, and yeah, I was walking, yeah,

557
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:15,679
Speaker 1: doing that walk.

558
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Speaker 8: After I took the picture, I had to take a

559
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 8: quick quick I took a quick pivot to the bathroom,

560
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 8: walked back, got to the steal before Vin before we

561
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Speaker 8: got back on the air.

562
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:28,639
Speaker 3: So okay, uh, not part of the story, but uh so,

563
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Speaker 3: as Dougie then pushes her way around Jeffrey because she's

564
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,400
Speaker 3: so he's she's upset. This is actually in the parking garage. Now,

565
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 3: she walks in front of me and then goes around Jeffrey,

566
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Speaker 3: walks in front of him, and I see in her

567
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 3: back pocket? Is that phone? I go to your phone?

568
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 3: Is in your pocket? You idiot?

569
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: Put it in my ask?

570
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 3: Oh, Like she's completely clueless.

571
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: And again, everybody makes mistakes.

572
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,880
Speaker 3: But if you've done it once, like she multiple times

573
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,919
Speaker 3: has left this wallet on top of her car and

574
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 3: then drives away. So and you go, why why do

575
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 3: you do that?

576
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 1: Well, I'm loading stuff into my car, so I put

577
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 1: the wallet on top of the car. You have the bags.

578
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 1: Why why would you continue doing that?

579
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 3: After you drive away and then you your wallet falls

580
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Speaker 3: off your car and is picked up by a random

581
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Speaker 3: person who nicely gives it back to you.

582
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Speaker 1: But you've done this multiple times. I remember the one time.

583
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 1: The next time you go to put the wallet on

584
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Speaker 1: top of your car, wouldn't something in your brain go, oh, man,

585
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Speaker 1: I did that before and that was a mistake. I'm

586
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 1: not going to do that.

587
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 2: No.

588
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, remember one time I put my I had to

589
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 4: go to the accountant and I put my folder on

590
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 4: top of the cars.

591
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, with her salary, her social Security number and

592
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 1: everything else.

593
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 4: It goes on a main drag, pulls out all the.

594
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Speaker 1: Paper. I'm in the middle of the streets. I gotta

595
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 1: get my papers. I'm late for an appointment. Thank god

596
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 1: somebody picked it up there.

597
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 3: Like I could steal this chick's identity, but she's so stupid.

598
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 3: I don't even use her social Security for that. I

599
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 3: just don't understand. This is a serious question. Yeah, why

600
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 3: haven't you learned your lesson? I don't know, because it

601
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 3: always works out for what.

602
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: Do you mean it works out? Like that guy found

603
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 1: your tax stuff. He's really quick. I know that was

604
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: a meet somebody that way.

605
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Speaker 5: This is your like usually needs to leave something at

606
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 5: like a guy's house.

607
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: But she's leaving stuff just in the world.

608
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Speaker 4: You know that same friend of mine who who told

609
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 4: me that he want all that money, he did tell

610
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 4: me he was You know that Rover's obsessed with you,

611
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 4: and he holds you back from ever meeting someone.

612
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: You know that, right.

613
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 3: I don't think about you at all after I leave

614
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 3: this studio, and do not think about it when I

615
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 3: hold you back from meeting and I said, I understand.

616
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: Wow, why is this guy so jealous? Who Rover?

617
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 4: No?

618
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: Why is this the guy just Joseph Rover? Is that

619
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Speaker 1: jealouse of Rover? Santah Rover?

620
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 3: So how am I holding you back from meeting somebody?

621
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Speaker 1: And I said, I totally agree. Well, give me an example.

622
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: Are you over the past year? Tell me how I've

623
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: held you dumb?

624
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 4: I make you sound dumb, So you have something to say, Jeffrey.

625
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 8: No, I'm just being I'm just like totally entertained by

626
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 8: you guys all the time I've been on this show.

627
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 8: You guys argue like you're a married couple.

628
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Speaker 1: Interesting, isn't it? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: A j And Rochester says, I think do she thinks

630
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 3: it's cute to be so stupid?

631
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Speaker 1: And this is her whole person stupid. I'm smart, she

632
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 1: is really stupid.

633
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong, I'm very But do you think

634
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 3: that she thinks it's cool and or funny and or

635
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 3: cute to be that dumb?

636
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: Exactly? I think that's an actual great point.

637
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,959
Speaker 3: So she's really it's so stupid that she thinks it's

638
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 3: cute to be dumb. That's how dumb she is. Okay,

639
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 3: weird anyway. So you think you would learn your lesson,

640
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 3: but she did not. And so now main police are

641
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 3: searching for these people that found seventy four hundred dollars

642
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 3: scattered across the road.

643
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 1: They thought it's their lucky day. But yeah, they have

644
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: the picture of them.

645
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 3: And you saw the picture of the two guys there

646
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 3: just crouching down getting all the money off of the road.

647
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 3: They then got into a Honda CRV that's their car

648
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 3: parked up there.

649
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: See, yeah, they'll find out.

650
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 3: So they pull over, they blow through this money on

651
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 3: the on the road and they go, we just drove

652
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 3: through a bunch of money. So they pull over to

653
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 3: the side of the road, they get out, they go

654
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 3: collect the money, they get back in their Honda CRV

655
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 3: and drive away like normal people would do.

656
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: I've got to take a break.

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00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 3: Eight six six, you're over eight six six nine sixty

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Speaker 3: seven six eight three seven.

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Speaker 1: Will be right back on Rover's Morning Gloria, Losh potatoes.

660
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Speaker 2: What do we do next?

661
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Speaker 1: This is the worst thing who's reached the bottom?

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Speaker 10: Welcome back to your Rover's Morning Glory, Ron in Corning,

663
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Speaker 10: New York.

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Speaker 1: Get around Rover's Morning Glory, Your Morning Ron Gerrol Rover, Hey,

665
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: what's happening?

666
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Speaker 11: Hey, I have a theory.

667
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 12: You excuse me.

668
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Speaker 11: You are perplexed on why she teams making the same

669
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 11: mistakes over and over and nevers aren't wrong.

670
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Speaker 1: Yes, by theory, she doesn't care.

671
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,239
Speaker 11: Because she makes her problem everyone else's problem. She just

672
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 11: admitted it in the store that when she lost her phone.

673
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 12: She got all the employees together and made him helpook.

674
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 11: For her phone. It's so different than when Jeffrey comes

675
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 11: out in.

676
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 12: The air says a little boohoo story about what's going

677
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 12: on with him, and either you pick up the tab

678
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 12: or whatever.

679
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 11: Whatever he needs, or the listeners call in and they

680
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 11: give him money.

681
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 3: So you think that it's because there's no consequence for

682
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 3: being stupid, is what you're saying.

683
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: I'm not stupid. I see all.

684
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Speaker 3: Right, Well that is interesting because it's weird, like no, no,

685
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Speaker 3: I the story that she told about just recently losing

686
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 3: her phone and she's in a store and she put

687
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Speaker 3: the phone down on a shelf, which is stupid because

688
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 3: she's done this so many times before with her wallet.

689
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 4: Because you're to walk your wife.

690
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 3: You know, I'm smart, I go, I don't want to

691
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 3: do that, So my whole life revolves around trying not

692
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 3: to do things that I don't want to do, and

693
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 3: that's that's lazy. That may be, but it's it's lazy

694
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 3: and it's smart. But if I did the same thing

695
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 3: as Dougie and I lost my phone in a target,

696
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 3: probably the last thing I would do would be to

697
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 3: gather all the employees and make them search for my

698
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 3: phone and make announcements and all that, because.

699
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you why, I would be embarrassed by this.

700
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 3: Now, I would I would spend all day searching through

701
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 3: that target store trying to find my phone, as opposed to,

702
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 3: you know, getting recruiting them to help out, because I

703
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 3: would feel stupid.

704
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 1: I go, God, they're going to think I'm a real

705
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: idiot for doing this.

706
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Speaker 4: Well, they were actually very pleasant, and I couldn't. I

707
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 4: had to go pick people up at the high school,

708
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 4: and I had all these to do that without your

709
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 4: phone waiting.

710
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to leave my phone.

711
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 4: In a target and then somebody could steal it. So

712
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 4: there were a couple people putting out stuff, and then

713
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 4: there were two other people in the four of us,

714
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 4: five of us.

715
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Speaker 1: Fine, we found it. See what throver is?

716
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Speaker 8: He just made the example how he likes to avoid

717
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,399
Speaker 8: not doing stuff. He's guy do ye, so I would

718
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Speaker 8: venture to say that. And Robert did admit he's lazy. Yes,

719
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 8: but he actually combined The only person I know combines

720
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 8: laziness with smartness.

721
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Speaker 3: That's right, I work hard at being lazy. Simon says

722
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 3: that Dougie is just like Jeffrey. She doesn't worry about

723
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 3: it because it always works out for her. She can

724
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 3: lose her tax papers and somehow it always works out

725
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 3: the same thing with Alr. He blows through all his

726
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 3: money and somehow he ends up making it somewhere else,

727
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 3: just like what that guy said.

728
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 1: And Chris says Dougie is like.

729
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 3: This because she wants to be exactly like Elaine on Seinfeld.

730
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: She thinks it's charming and c exactly. Okay.

731
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Speaker 8: One time, I think I remember I have a I'm

732
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Speaker 8: a lost told story. I remember one time I walked

733
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Speaker 8: to Giine Eagle to get something for myself because he

734
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 8: likes his Carela to reprepepper Jackgie.

735
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Speaker 1: So how you figure it?

736
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 11: Why not?

737
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 1: I figure.

738
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 8: Carolina the bloody damn story.

739
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 2: I am speaking up Dougie.

740
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 8: But needs to be clearly what is he like this

741
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 8: Carolina Reaper pepper Jack cheese.

742
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: There you go. Okay. So so I walked the Giant Eagle.

743
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 8: I go buy the cheese, and I realized that he

744
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 8: used the bathroom so seriously across the street and I

745
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 8: had to go number two, and I take my tone

746
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 8: out and I'll like, I'll scroll through stuff like that.

747
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 8: I'm taking a dump, right actually, and I put my

748
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 8: phone on the toilet papers some thing.

749
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Speaker 1: Okay.

750
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 8: So I'm like halfway home with like I feel and

751
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 8: all the way back to that get go and there's

752
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 8: my phone.

753
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:40,959
Speaker 1: It's like, thank god.

754
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 3: Up, so you left your phone on the toy on

755
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 3: the toilet, and I was.

756
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 8: Lucky enough and I and I actually had to wear

757
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 8: with all the go back. He quick get my phone.

758
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 8: I was like, So I got my phone back in

759
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 8: my hand. I made sure it was in my pocket,

760
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 8: and then I walked home.

761
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 5: Did you buy the cheese and then go take the

762
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 5: dump or were you in the cheese aisle?

763
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Speaker 1: He said, I gotta take a dump. I bought the cheese.

764
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so you put the cheese in the bathroom

765
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,800
Speaker 3: with you where it's like in a bag?

766
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: Where did you pick cut the cheese? They did cut

767
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:08,919
Speaker 1: the cheese.

768
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 4: Where did you put the bag as you were sitting

769
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 4: down on the toilet to poop.

770
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,439
Speaker 1: I put it like right down on the floor next

771
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 1: to me. It's a package. And then what do you

772
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: do when you get home with that?

773
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 2: Uh?

774
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 1: He goes.

775
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,919
Speaker 8: I put it in the fridge and he sees it

776
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 8: makes it makes the pepper big.

777
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 3: But so you're telling me the pepper jack cheese is

778
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 3: in it's itself is in a bag. And then that

779
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 3: is inside of a plastic shopping bag.

780
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: Right, No, no, no, it's in the regular package.

781
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 8: It was by the manufacturer, in the plastic shopping bag, right,

782
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:41,879
Speaker 8: That's what I'm saying.

783
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, So then when you get home, where

784
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 3: do you put the plastic shopping bag?

785
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 8: I take take the cheese out of the plastic shopping

786
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 8: bag for the shopping bag out, put the cheese in

787
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 8: the while it's in the package in the fridge and

788
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,760
Speaker 8: he he put.

789
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 3: The plastic Like when I unload the groceries, I put

790
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,280
Speaker 3: the the the bags up on the counter.

791
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 1: Is that what you did? Yeah?

792
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 8: Put on It's just one item, one item, yeah, okay,

793
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 8: But my son likes to make a sandwich with pepperoni

794
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 8: and Carolina reper Pepperject chees and mustard.

795
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 3: Oh that sounds delicious. Maybe that's the reason why you're

796
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 3: pooping so much.

797
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 1: Cheese.

798
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 8: No, first of all, I don't eat pepper Ject sheets.

799
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 13: Or Carolin, either Provolone or Swiss Pavoloni. No, it's Provolo

800
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 13: and Charlie so many email mean this said. This is

801
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:33,839
Speaker 13: what Dougie needs is a product for her. Oh yeah,

802
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 13: it's a chain that you can put your phone in.

803
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 13: You see this and you wear your phone around like that?

804
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 13: That's pretty cool.

805
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,720
Speaker 6: Oh, I've seen lots of these, and designers even make these.

806
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 3: All right, I've not seen this, but okay, that way,

807
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 3: she can't lose her phone. But she even lost it

808
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 3: and it was in her back pocket recently. That is true,

809
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 3: and I'm Brandon says he has a theory on that

810
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,240
Speaker 3: the phone in the back pocket and then her racing

811
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 3: in front of you was a vain attempt to get

812
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 3: her to get you to look at her ass. No,

813
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 3: I don't need that's why she runs in front and

814
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 3: then the phone in the back pocket, right man.

815
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 1: At the same time, bye bye. Instead of where's wall

816
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:25,240
Speaker 1: those where's the phone snits?

817
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 3: Are you going to Vegas. Yeah, this weekend. Yeah, okay, tomorrow.

818
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 3: I am leaving tomorrow after him. Charlie run on r

819
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 3: m G t V on Friday and then I so

820
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 3: you're going to see this the Wizard of Oz thing

821
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 3: at the sphere?

822
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 1: Yes? Are you excited for that? I am super excited.

823
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: My wife is super excited. Are they still dropping those apples?

824
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: An apple? Really bad? Okay? You're gonna fight somebody for

825
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 1: one of those apples? You will? Okay, she's she's tough. Charlie.

826
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 3: Can you help me out with something? I see a

827
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 3: story in my system and maybe you might you might

828
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 3: have some details on this. Yeah, butt breathing. What do

829
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 3: you know about butt breathing? And can you explain butt

830
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 3: breathing to me? And they say that it might be

831
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 3: a medical treatment butt breathing, not.

832
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 14: Butt breath because he's you know, he's familiar with that.

833
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 14: I'm very familiar with that is intimately aware, but breathing.

834
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 5: So I guess somebody in twenty twenty four, some people

835
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 5: won the Nobel Prize in something not the Peace Prize,

836
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 5: a different one, yes, okay, okay, physiology, and I guess

837
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 5: there's some bugs or something that can breathe through their

838
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 5: butt when they when their lungs are screwed up or something.

839
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 5: Some animals can breathe through their butt the rectal oxygen delivery,

840
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 5: all right, So and they're going to try to figure

841
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 5: out how we can get this into people because you

842
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 5: know a lot of people have they're on ventilators, they

843
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 5: are on oxygen and stuff because of long COVID and stuff.

844
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 5: So they're going to try to get figure out a

845
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,720
Speaker 5: way that us people can start breathing through a butt

846
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 5: and then we can go swimming like whales and just

847
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 5: putting our butts in the air and then I guess

848
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,240
Speaker 5: breathe through your butt somehow.

849
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: Interest it's been pretty cool.

850
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 3: Well, I guess I'm just skimming through the c Cucumbers

851
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 3: can breathe through their butt, I guess, and rather than

852
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 3: through their gills, and then they can survive hypoxic conditions.

853
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 2: Is that.

854
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 1: Not enough oxygen? Is that what that is?

855
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 2: Right?

856
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what hypoxic conditions are.

857
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 8: It's like a lack of oxygen like D two pilots

858
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 8: and the answer someone have to wear the actual same spacesuits.

859
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 3: That's space sial last pronats have to wear all right,

860
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 3: and hypoxia, I believe if lack of oxygen and then

861
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 3: you you start to kind of like it's almost like

862
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 3: a feeling of like you sort of get high and

863
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 3: out of it, I guess, and then you don't know, like, oh,

864
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 3: I had to flip on this switch to start breathing,

865
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 3: but you're so you're so out of it that you

866
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 3: don't even do that, and then you dropped dead. But anyways,

867
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 3: these sea cucumbers can literally breathe through their anuses and survive.

868
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 3: And so what you're telling me, Charlie is doctors are

869
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 3: hoping or have developed a way.

870
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 5: Well, they've done it to some mammals so far. We've talked.

871
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 5: We're talking rodents and porcupines.

872
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: They stuck a tube up to butt.

873
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 5: They stuck a tube up to butt and then basically

874
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 5: choked them or they made it so they couldn't breathe,

875
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,760
Speaker 5: and then they were saying, oh wow, they're staying alive

876
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 5: through this butt edema, this oxygen enema.

877
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 1: So if I.

878
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 3: Am, this is really making me think about the time

879
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 3: that Dieter we got a big water tank in the

880
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 3: back of the radio station because Peter told me that

881
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:57,760
Speaker 3: he could breathe his own farts, and that from navy seals.

882
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 1: That was a little different than what he was doing, say,

883
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: a little bit different, but in the same vein of.

884
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 5: Expel gas through his butt and then breathe it in

885
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 5: and breathe it back into his lungs oxygen oxygen.

886
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 3: So this is more he should have been trying to

887
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 3: basically stick the snorkel tube up his ass up. So

888
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 3: if I'm at a steakhouse and I'm eating a nice

889
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 3: juicy filet and I take a bite and somebody makes

890
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 3: me laugh, and I go.

891
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: I start choking on my steak.

892
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 3: Before the waiter can come over and hopefully give me

893
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 3: the Heimlich maneuver to save my life, I could actually

894
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 3: just breathe through my ass, perhaps maybe get down on

895
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 3: my hands and knees, stick my ass in the air.

896
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:48,439
Speaker 1: Like I just don't care.

897
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 5: Then somebody and they give you mouth to mouth to

898
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,879
Speaker 5: your ass, and that should.

899
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 3: Work, so you potentially can survive a choking incidentbody's breathing

900
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 3: through your ass.

901
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: Now it doesn't quite work.

902
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 5: It's more of a liquid oxygen oxygenated liquid that they're

903
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:04,439
Speaker 5: putting up their butt.

904
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 3: Ah, not just They're not just filling your butt full

905
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 3: of air. Okay, here's what is this chart that you

906
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 3: have here?

907
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,720
Speaker 1: Don't know it's on the It's on the article.

908
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 3: Okay, So here is Here's a guy that's the intrect

909
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 3: laying on a on a medical table and he basically

910
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 3: is on his side. He has an IV bag and

911
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,959
Speaker 3: they have an this is this is like the chart

912
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 3: that they have created, the infographic that they've created for

913
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 3: this article. He has an IV tube going right up

914
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 3: his ass and he's breathing. You're telling me he's breathing

915
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 3: oxygenated liquid.

916
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 5: So the test they have to do first that they're

917
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 5: they're filling all these Japanese guys his asses up with

918
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 5: this liquid, but didn't they volunteered to have oxygen in it.

919
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 5: They just want to see could these guys hold this

920
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 5: liquid in their ass for a little while? And twenty

921
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 5: seven dudes and hand did this. Twenty of the men

922
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 5: were able to hold this liquid up their ass for

923
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 5: an hour. Oh my god, but this was not oxygen liquid.

924
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 5: This is okay liquid to see can they hold like

925
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:11,760
Speaker 5: an enema liquid?

926
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: Almost? Can they just hold it?

927
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 5: And then next step I think they're going to try

928
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 5: it with oxygenated liquid to see will you start will

929
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 5: you start where.

930
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,879
Speaker 3: Your body absorb that oxygen and then you're find through

931
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 3: your ass and interesting, So this could be for an

932
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,879
Speaker 3: emergency kit for maybe like a scuba diver. Let's say

933
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 3: you're scuba diving, your oxygen tank somehow malfunctions or you

934
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 3: run out of oxygen. You can have like a Capri

935
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 3: sun pouch emergency build up, emergency break open. You pop

936
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,760
Speaker 3: that open, you stick the Caprice son straw up your ass.

937
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 3: You squeeze, and there's oxygenated liquid in there.

938
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 1: You squeeze it up your ass.

939
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 3: Well, it's almost good just to keep it in there

940
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 3: and just to refill it every hour, can't you think

941
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 3: maybe just because you don't know when tragedy is going

942
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 3: to strike and you start drowning, you fall into a

943
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 3: river or a lake or whatever, your ass is already

944
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 3: filled with all that oxygen. Or my steakhouse example, like

945
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 3: before you go out to eat and you have to

946
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 3: stick oxygenated liquid up your ass and keep it up

947
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 3: there just in.

948
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 1: Case you choke at dinner. So all sorts of possible

949
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: scenarios for the future of humanity, but we can potentially

950
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: breathe through our ass. As the actual headline, this is

951
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 1: the headline.

952
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 3: Headline butt breathing might soon be a real medical treatment

953
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:34,879
Speaker 3: is the headline, So stand by for that. I've got

954
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 3: to take a break. Dougie has these shoes. He coming

955
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,439
Speaker 3: up in just a moment. Will be right back.

956
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 1: Hang