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Speaker 2: I canna see a lot of cocks on TV. Allen

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Speaker 2: This is Rob Blurry or I am the better I

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Speaker 2: look you just you're looking too good today tryck Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Right, I mean, uh, I mean you know, I just

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Speaker 2: Listen. I like all of it's a pop and the rise,

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Speaker 7: My name is Alan Cox. Thanks for being here. Rob

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Speaker 7: Anthony's right over there.

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Speaker 2: Thanks up man, and uh yeah, our eyes do pop

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Speaker 2: I get a press for released this morning. Fort Would

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Speaker 2: you like to take part in Sober October. I'm like, nope,

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Speaker 2: you know it's halfway through the month, right, This might

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Speaker 7: I don't know tail end of September.

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Speaker 2: But in answer to your question, no, I have no

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Speaker 2: interest in doing Sober October all those kinds of things

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Speaker 2: for charity.

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Speaker 2: I can't do sober October because of course it's October, right,

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Speaker 2: and in honor of the late great Ace Frehley, I

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Speaker 2: of October, so the exact opposite of sober. But then

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Speaker 2: of course you go right into no nut November. Isn't

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Speaker 2: that a thing too?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 10: What is that for.

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Speaker 7: Is that for like a testicular cancer thing, or I

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Speaker 7: couldn't begin to tell you is at Is it an

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Speaker 2: They go, well, we're not having sex anyway, let's just turn.

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Speaker 3: It into a movement. I never made it past No Nut.

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Speaker 3: As soon as I heard that, I was out. I

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Speaker 3: didn't care what it was for. I didn't even hear November.

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Speaker 3: They're like, hey, do you want to participate? No, no Nut,

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Speaker 2: Do that ever, because as I understand it, it's got

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Speaker 2: nothing to do with people who have allergies to legomes right,

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Speaker 2: It's not no Nut November an annual Internet challenge of

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Speaker 2: doing this for? For free? Again, I assume that there's

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Speaker 2: I go listen, if you want to take part in that,

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Speaker 2: if you want to withhold that, good for you. It's

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Speaker 2: got nothing to do with me. Although what follows up

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Speaker 2: no nut November? As I understand it, destroy your D

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Speaker 2: December yep, because of course after giving your elf. You know,

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Speaker 2: it's ironic that the no nut November happens during the

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Speaker 2: release for sober October. Let's do mow nut November. Hey,

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Speaker 2: What's the longest mature here? But while we're on the subject,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and me, you know me, I got drink I no, nothing,

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Speaker 2: Oh good for you. Yeah, I put like thirty of

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Speaker 3: Thanks to my friends at Mentality? Oh yeah, for them

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Speaker 2: Now they are my friends, very very close. I get

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Speaker 2: to see him again on Monday. Well, listen, when doctor

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Speaker 2: Ryan Bergland is here with the Cleveland Clinic, we do

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Speaker 2: is it read? A few times throughout the year. He

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Speaker 2: the health of your prostate. No, not November could actually

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Speaker 2: be deleterious to the process of taking care of your prostate. Right,

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Speaker 2: you want to make sure that you're getting regular pops.

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Speaker 2: You gotta get your reps. You want to make that forearm,

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Speaker 2: I can guarantee you you want to get that Popeye

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Speaker 3: I am never ever, ever going to get prostate cancer.

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Speaker 7: Because there isn't a guy.

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Speaker 2: On the planet who would have problems with their prostate

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Speaker 2: I believe that there's absolutely nothing sacred about them fundamentally

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Speaker 2: or life itself. However, it's your stuff and you should

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Speaker 2: along the line of why can't we just have a

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Speaker 2: moderation March rub you know, in the spring, rebirth all

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Speaker 2: everything have to be so extreme? You know, people complain

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Speaker 7: There's nothing wrong with moderation.

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Speaker 2: I know it's not as sexy, but you know, the

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Speaker 2: sexiness is in the complete abstinence or in the excess,

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Speaker 2: but the moderation is where the fun is. Yeah. See,

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Speaker 3: So you know, if March is going to be the moderation,

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Speaker 3: then you would want to celebrate like, let's see Fabruary.

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Speaker 2: Decimate your d December you get their Christmas if you're

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Speaker 2: to know nut November. We've got a good balance here.

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Speaker 7: Celebrate nothing but nut November. How about that?

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Speaker 2: Right, You're lucky to find me not doing that throughout

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Speaker 2: the month of November. So once we pass Halloween, Rob

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Speaker 1: Crazy, gaze into the eyes of a child, because you'll

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Speaker 7: Not I heard this guy, Ace Frehley, and it blew

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Speaker 3: Out It really depends on how you define what makes

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Speaker 3: Somebody was asking me earlier today, how do you where's

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Speaker 2: But again, my point is Kiss didn't need that. You know,

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Speaker 3: You're gonna name every single song that was Ace's licks.

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Speaker 2: So when you talk about him being a great guitar grapher,

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Speaker 2: I think everybody was afraid of the stigma that was

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Speaker 3: You know, everybody was doing it, but I think to

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Kiss got into the Rock and Roll Hall

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and again he's not He's not. He wasn't

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Speaker 3: Stevie Ray Vaughan. The band didn't need that, that's right. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but but again that was why I couldn't get kind

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Speaker 2: It goes up an octave all right, now we're gonta somewhere, Okay, listen,

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Speaker 2: That sound. Obviously he didn't just learn the guitar, but

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Speaker 3: Lena, Yeah, those dudes weren't I mean, listen, he was

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Speaker 2: Guys just mean the bar was so low that you

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Speaker 7: I fully understand the appeal of Kiss. I really I

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Speaker 2: My son came in for that last show in Cleveland

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Speaker 3: And I think Ace is one of those dudes who's

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Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, yeah, you're a huge fan, do whatever

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I just I could not get over I forgot all

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Speaker 2: Yes, Sansbury played last hour his show. Oh did he?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's so good. It is good. Yep, Stole your

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm gonna be on a kiss kick for a while.

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Speaker 2: I think that I am too. I am I'm in

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Speaker 3: When you have the conversation who was the greatest guitar

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Speaker 3: never going to say Ace freely at that point, right.

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Speaker 3: But in that same vein of Holy God, this guy

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Speaker 3: Reason they took their time putting together Kiss Alive, right, like,

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Speaker 2: the after all. Good yeah, kiss also myself. I'm sure

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Speaker 11: He's really passing.

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Speaker 5: Although over the years we did have our differences and

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Speaker 2: But you know, there was no hard feelings to the

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Speaker 11: So I hope everyone will take a moment to remember

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Speaker 7: Well, how about that anything like this.

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Speaker 2: It sounds terrible because Gene of course drives a twenty

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Speaker 2: No no hard feelings or anything like this ele Miss

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Speaker 2: of Jeene Simmons, of Kiss and also of myself. He's

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Speaker 2: so good.

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00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:49,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

440
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,879
Speaker 2: So tomorrow night we called a couple of audibles, by

441
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 2: the way, Tomorrow night we do a metal show called

442
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,840
Speaker 2: two Hours to Midnight, and Corey is going to play

443
00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 2: Anthrax's cover of Kisses Parasite, which is done. Oh nice.

444
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,560
Speaker 2: Anthrax has always been. Last week we played their cover

445
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,040
Speaker 2: of Anthem by Rush. So Anthrax has been on the

446
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:10,240
Speaker 2: two times in two weeks. You know, Anthrax obviously huge

447
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 2: kiss fans. They were on that kiss My ass remember

448
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:17,399
Speaker 2: the tribute album called kiss My ass YEP from the

449
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:27,159
Speaker 2: mid nineties here, And so we'll play Parasite tomorrow night,

450
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,959
Speaker 2: and we're gonna do a lot of kiss all weekend too.

451
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,600
Speaker 3: So Corey will do a double shot at the beginning

452
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,879
Speaker 3: of every hour uh tonight, yeah, and then all weekend

453
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 3: long we'll do at least one an hour. We'll throw

454
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,399
Speaker 3: one in and let these guys yack a little bit

455
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,159
Speaker 3: about kiss because every one of our our guys are

456
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 3: all big fans.

457
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 2: Man like Stansbury's broken up. Oh yeah, yeah, you know,

458
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 2: and this is when Ozzie died for you. Yeah, and

459
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 2: Van Halen died for you and me, Chris Cornell for me. Yeah, well, Allen,

460
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,360
Speaker 2: what would David Lee Rossa like on cocaine?

461
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:00,920
Speaker 6: Yeah?

462
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 2: Dave you want some more? Alright? Jesus, I think he's

463
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:17,719
Speaker 2: already had a saying alright, alright, hey David you are

464
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 2: are you? Are you doing? Co currently? WHOA?

465
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:23,320
Speaker 5: All right?

466
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 11: I live my life back this tomorrow. Well someday that

467
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 11: will be alright over here, coffin. All right, thank you,

468
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 11: thank you, Dave. All Without kiss, Pantera and Death wouldn't exist.

469
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,879
Speaker 11: Their influences vest absolutely, like listen, all those guys are like.

470
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 11: But again, to me, that was generational.

471
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,960
Speaker 2: That was kind of my question, and I know I'm

472
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 2: really splitting hairs, but it's a genuine question for people

473
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 2: my age, like the gen Xers, the Pantera guys, all

474
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 2: those bands, right, their first exposure to a band that

475
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 2: was huge and bombastic and dynamic and the makeup and

476
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,959
Speaker 2: the pyro. There isn't a kid alive who wouldn't look

477
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 2: at that and go, eh, you know that's different than

478
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 2: going that guy made me pick up a guitar. And

479
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 2: so of course, I guess it does get you in

480
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 2: the gut before it gets you in the brain.

481
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 3: I think it's synonymous. I think the two things are

482
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 3: equal with that band, Yeah, I really do. I think

483
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 3: that these dudes saw that for the first time. It

484
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 3: was the first band to the I mean their fans

485
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,400
Speaker 3: were called the Kiss Army.

486
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.

487
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 3: It was a big deal, man, And I think once

488
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 3: people saw that, they're like, well, yeah, I totally want

489
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 3: to play guitar. Yeah, those songs, Hell yeah, it's fall

490
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 3: in love with those those riffs. I don't know, man,

491
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 3: I get it. You know again, I'm not the world's

492
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 3: biggest Kiss fan by any means, but I've always liked them,

493
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:52,920
Speaker 3: and I understand where everybod's coming from.

494
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 2: By the way, they also hold the distinction of there

495
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:57,360
Speaker 2: hasn't been a single member of the Kiss Army who

496
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 2: has ever been killed in combat any military intervention around

497
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 2: the world, at least not directly, maybe indirectly, but and

498
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 2: so they can at least hold their heads high about that.

499
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:13,640
Speaker 2: There was a I told you about this before the show.

500
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,199
Speaker 2: Bob Art imaging person here.

501
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 3: He makes those things that we play in between songs,

502
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 3: and he found this clip of Paul talking about Ace

503
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 3: and we're going to use that as as one of

504
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 3: the intro to the songs over the weekend. I don't

505
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,399
Speaker 3: know if you want to play it now or not,

506
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 3: but it is so worth it.

507
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 7: What's the number again?

508
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 2: What did I say? Hold on because I don't have

509
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:38,679
Speaker 2: it up?

510
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:38,919
Speaker 4: One?

511
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 2: Four, six three. This is so great. This is why

512
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:52,880
Speaker 2: I love rock and roll. Look this boot up here?

513
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 12: How you doing this is Paul Stanley of Kiss and

514
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 12: you're listening to w MMS.

515
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 2: The Home of the Buzzer. The Buzzard remembers Ace.

516
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 7: At one point, Ace got the nickname the Chef.

517
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 12: One night, while we were sitting in front of our

518
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 12: mirrors putting on our makeup, Peter walked up behind Ace

519
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 12: and put his on his shoulder. Ace very nonchalantly turned

520
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 12: to the side and gave it a kiss. So he

521
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 12: became the chef because he had to taste everything.

522
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 2: Wow, that alone puts you in the pantheon. That puts

523
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 2: you on Mount Olympus of rock and roll. Right, so great,

524
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 2: Just and you just think about it. I have to

525
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 2: completely rework the Mount Rushmore of rock and roll, Ace Frehley,

526
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 2: and then whoever the other three guys are that you

527
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 2: want to put up there.

528
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 3: Just that the idiot nature of these dudes, that's so

529
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,439
Speaker 3: funny to taste everything.

530
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:50,880
Speaker 2: Peter just walked up.

531
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 3: And placed his d on his shoulder the chef and

532
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 3: that's what, guys, and that's what started kissing.

533
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 7: Kiss yeah, kiss it.

534
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 2: Just turned around and kissed it.

535
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 7: He took it a little too seriously. He kissed it.

536
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 2: But no, it's just the name of the band.

537
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 4: Bro.

538
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 2: Then I am in kiss anything that crosses my field

539
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 2: of vision.

540
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, crack me up, man, Alan.

541
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 2: The influence with Ace is that he was on the

542
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 2: biggest band in the world, and anybody with a modicum

543
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 2: of talent could play his stuff. That's what I mean.

544
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 2: That's what would be fun about it is if you

545
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 2: loved kiss listen, nobody's gonna listen to Van Halen and

546
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 2: go oh. I could do that. I couldn't do it

547
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 2: on the drums. Guitar players couldn't do it, you know

548
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 2: what I mean. But kiss you go oh. I can

549
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 2: play these songs. That's the fun of it is recreating

550
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 2: those I told Corey. Also the story I'm sure I've

551
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 2: told it here, but my first full time job in

552
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 2: radio was in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Went there in the fall

553
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 2: of ninety five and those small markets, you know, they're

554
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 2: very community mind and whatever. And I worked for a

555
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 2: classic rock station. The station I was at was basically

556
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 2: like the mms of that area. They've been there forever

557
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 2: eight hundred pound Gorilla. And there was this local holiday

558
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 2: parade that all of like these local companies and local

559
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 2: businesses and local media all took part in this holiday

560
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 2: parade that would go through this route downtown Kalamazoo. And

561
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,360
Speaker 2: so my first year there, me and these three other

562
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 2: dudes that were on the air, I said we should

563
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 2: do a Kissmas float. This was my big idea. We'll

564
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 2: do a Kissmas float. And so we decked out this

565
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 2: big flatbed trailer that was going to get pulled out.

566
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 2: This was going to be our float. I said, we're

567
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 2: the rock and roll station. Why are we going to

568
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 2: be up there dressed like Santa and all this dumb

569
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 2: crap that all these other people are doing. And so

570
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 2: I said, We're going to do a Chissmas float. And

571
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 2: so we spent months putting this thing together. Right, we

572
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 2: got actual instruments. Now we were kind of lip syncing

573
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,239
Speaker 2: along with it, but we had giant stacks that were

574
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 2: going to play the music. We the four of us

575
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 2: did the makeup. I got a drum kit on there.

576
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 2: We had real instruments. We did the makeup. One of

577
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 2: the guys on our air staff dabbled and you know,

578
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 2: doing electrician stuff or whatever. So we had a full

579
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 2: white bulb light Kiss logo backdrop behind us that flashed.

580
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 2: I mean, it was a full thing. And so but

581
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 2: unfortunately the night of the parade, because this was a

582
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 2: holiday parade, it was like frozen sleet, right, not heavy,

583
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 2: but just enough to be uncomfortable, Like my hands were

584
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 2: frozen because I'm back there, you know mine, I'm I'm

585
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 2: playing the drums. They're miming, you know, their instruments because

586
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 2: we have the music blairing through these stacks on this flatbed.

587
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 2: But I'm playing the drums. Anyway, the people on the

588
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 2: parade route loved it because it was such a spectacle.

589
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 2: But the city council after that reworked. We forced them

590
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 2: to rework the wording of the charter for this annual

591
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 2: community parade that the float had to be holiday in nature.

592
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 7: So we were one and done on the Kissmas float.

593
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:00,040
Speaker 2: But I was like, it was so fun and and

594
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 2: that was just a paired down version of what those

595
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 2: guys were doing every night, so you understand white people

596
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 2: are like, oh, this is great.

597
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 7: Did you did you ever see him with kiss Ace Frehley?

598
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, I saw kiss twice my entire life. And

599
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 2: the second time was that very last show they just

600
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 2: did here in Cleveland a couple of years ago. I

601
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 2: did because they reunited for was it Psycho Circus? Yes,

602
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 2: I think that was the first time I saw them,

603
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 2: But it wasn't Ace, was it he came back.

604
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, he played with them that I must not have

605
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 3: seen that. It was ninety six, I think, yeah, to

606
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 3: two thousand and two he was back.

607
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 2: With that band. He toured with them when they toured.

608
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 7: So will he be buried in a kiss casket?

609
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 2: God?

610
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 3: I hope so, I hope. I hope at the very

611
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 3: least Jeane's nice enough to give him one for free.

612
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 2: Those are fifteen thousand dollars.

613
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 7: He charges the Freiley estate for a kiss cask.

614
00:30:52,800 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 2: Hit Glen Carr show on one of it called the

615
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 2: Alan Cox Show. It's called the Cellular Fall, and it's

616
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 2: being heralded as a revolution in technology.

617
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 4: Two one double O seven or eight one double O seven.

618
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 2: Three. If you want to send a text Allencoxshow dot

619
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Speaker 2: com email me there for anything. No Calves tonight. The

620
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 2: regular season begins on Wednesday in New York against the Knicks,

621
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 2: and then one week from tonight they will be over

622
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 2: there in Merklan play in the Nets. But the Calves

623
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 2: home opener is one week from Sunday where they will

624
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 2: be back at the Rocket Arena to host the Milwaukee Bucks.

625
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 2: And I will have tickets for you last pair this

626
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 2: week in about twenty minutes to get to that game.

627
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 2: And of course they have all kinds of to do

628
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 2: ready to do for the Cavs home opener. Everybody in

629
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 2: attendance gets the Calves inspired home Opener tip off t

630
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 2: shirt and rally Twell. It is no coincidence that that

631
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 2: spells hot hurt, because boy, it's gonna be a hot

632
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 2: hurt night at Rocket Arena. Calves dot com will have

633
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 2: all the details for you for the entire season. I

634
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 2: got a message from Rebecca all On. You guys were

635
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 2: talking earlier in the week about those script signs in

636
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 2: Cleveland and Parma. This's went up by me and Bay Village.

637
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 2: Here in Ritman, there's also a script sign in front

638
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 2: of what the city calls Charlie's puddle. It's a very

639
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 2: tiny pond which is dyed blue and green, and you

640
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 2: can't really see it very well in the picture that

641
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,719
Speaker 2: she attached. She goes, but behind it there there's an

642
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 2: electrical box. There's Charlie's puddle back there, behind the lit

643
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 2: up ritman Ohio script sign, and she says, it's not

644
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 2: not super great placement, and for a city that's fallen apart,

645
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 2: maybe they should be spending the money differently.

646
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 7: Well, that it's the argument that's made. And again it's yeah,

647
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 7: it's cosmetic, but people, does.

648
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 2: That really cost in all fairness?

649
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 7: Well, I think more than you think. I think that's

650
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 7: the umbrage.

651
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 2: Some people have taken those script signs as they're like, look,

652
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 2: even if it costs two thousand dollars, as opposed to

653
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 2: something that's five figures, They're like, that money could probably

654
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 2: go into something else.

655
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 3: Sure it could, but two thousand dollars isn't going to

656
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 3: make a scratch, you know what I mean? Like maybe

657
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 3: off the Titanic, if you got massive issues, maybe it

658
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 3: could clean up Charlie's puddle. Maybe, Well, it sounds like

659
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 3: it's already been dyed.

660
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 2: Somebody said the set me a map of the scariest

661
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,239
Speaker 2: named towns by state. You know, we have a lot

662
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 2: of beer a Chiefs and the gray shade of Montana.

663
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 2: That's big Sky country up there. Marshall is in Butte,

664
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 2: Ashley is in Pulse in Montana. John is in Sealy Lake, Montana.

665
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 2: Andrew is in Deer Lodge, Montana. A lot of people

666
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 2: in Montana, at least of which is the town of Helena.

667
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 2: Of course, Helena the capitol. Yes, okay, Helena, Montana was

668
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 2: also almost called Pumpkinville because of some I don't know,

669
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 2: old timey crap. But there every state that you know,

670
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 2: somebody made a map of every state's scariest town name.

671
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,959
Speaker 2: Massachusetts it's called Bloody Pond. Do you know where Bloody Pond,

672
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 2: Massachusetts is a lot of people in the Midwest might

673
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 2: be familiar with Hell, Michigan. That one's pretty on the nose,

674
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 2: Devil's Elbow Missouri. None of them get too crazy. Uh,

675
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 2: there's Bloody Gulch Road in Illinois and a town in

676
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 2: Kentucky called Hell for certain I do like Slaughter Beach, Delaware.

677
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. Here in Ohio, it's of course Gore

678
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,800
Speaker 2: Orphanage Road. Every buddy James Renner, who has written a

679
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 2: couple of well he's a novelist by trade, but true

680
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 2: crime podcaster and all that. But his uh, he's joined

681
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 2: us on Halloween's Past for kind of literary ghost stories

682
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 2: and things like that. He's written a couple of books

683
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 2: along those lines. And he's talked about Gore Orphanage Road,

684
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 2: which I'm not sure where it begins and ends. I

685
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 2: think it's I think that's partly in Vermilion. By the way,

686
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 2: it would probably be Rebecca's in Ritman. I mean, I

687
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 2: think it would be probably a pretty good run northwest

688
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 2: of that. But Gore Orphanage Road. They say, now that's

689
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 2: not a town though, They're like, oh, these are these

690
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,760
Speaker 2: spoo Maybe it's spookiest place name in each state.

691
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 7: What is it in Roadie in Rhode Island? Yeah, let

692
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 7: me see here.

693
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 2: The scariest place name in Rhode Island is small Pox Trail. Jesus,

694
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,320
Speaker 2: I don't even know what.

695
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 3: Okay, that bloody thing you mentioned from Massachusetts is Plymouth.

696
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 3: It's in a little leg okay, in Plymouth.

697
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,320
Speaker 2: In eighteen forty five and outbreak of small pox struck

698
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 2: the town of Richmond, Rhode Island. Okay, I know where

699
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 2: that is. The event led to the road on which

700
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 2: local councilman Ezekiel Phillips lived, to be named after it,

701
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,760
Speaker 2: since he was the first person to present with smallpox.

702
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 2: How about that, we're gonna name this smaller pox Trail.

703
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 5: Uh?

704
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 2: Listen, a lot of people in this town died from smallpox.

705
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 2: Couldn't we name it something a little bit more uplifting. Now,

706
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 2: we're gonna call it small Pox Trail. It's the only

707
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 2: way out of town. They were very much on the

708
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 2: nose back then. Now I do like South Dakota, which

709
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 2: has punished woman's leg. Yikes. You probably don't have to

710
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 2: think too hard to figure out how they got that name.

711
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 2: But you know, back when they were a drowning women

712
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 2: because they thought they might be witches. You've bled for

713
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 2: seven days and heaven died. Yeah, which there was no

714
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 2: way around that. You know, if she survives, she's clearly

715
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 2: a witch. If she drowns, she was a witch. Oh,

716
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 2: it's always been fun. I assume to be a gal.

717
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 2: So thank you whoever sent me that. All of the

718
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 2: scary places in and around these United States. Alan rob

719
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Speaker 2: Love the show devn Devrin set the type of Devrin

720
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:18,240
Speaker 2: from Wickliffe. I'm a ten year Uber driver in Cleveland.

721
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,879
Speaker 2: I listened to the show all the time. Lately, I've

722
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 2: had several people ask me to turn the radio down

723
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 2: while I'm listening to your show in the car. Do

724
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 2: you think it's rude or disrespectful to tell the driver

725
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 2: to turn down the radio. I don't have the volume

726
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:39,320
Speaker 2: up that loud, just enough so I can hear. I

727
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 2: want to know your guys' opinion. Well, you know that's

728
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 2: why they put those You can toggle your experience in

729
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 2: the Uber app. You want a quiet ride, click that

730
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 2: puppy over right. I don't do that because it's you know,

731
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:57,319
Speaker 2: who cares. Some of them are super chatty, a lot

732
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 2: of them aren't. But listen. I will never dissuade anybody

733
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 2: from having this show on at full blast, mind you,

734
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:11,240
Speaker 2: in their car. I think that the solution here, devn

735
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 2: Devren is it's on solo that you can pretend you

736
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 2: don't hear them, right, so they go, excuse me?

737
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 7: Could you?

738
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 2: And you are just driving along, laughing your ass off

739
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 2: at the program. It is your car, but you are

740
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 2: also providing. You know, they are paying you for a service,

741
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 2: So there's I guess there's a couple of cases to

742
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 2: be made there. I would just say to them, well,

743
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 2: you know you can. Usually the quiet experience means no

744
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 2: talking with the driver. It doesn't mean no sounding the car,

745
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 2: as I understand it. You know, when I was my

746
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 2: car was in the shop last week, and so all

747
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 2: last Friday I was a bulk of the weekend. I

748
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 2: was taking ubers everywhere and the one guy asked me

749
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 2: if I had a problem with the music he was

750
00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 2: listening to.

751
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 7: It just so happened to be like a hard rock

752
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 7: type situation.

753
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 2: I said, I got no problem with that at all,

754
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:10,280
Speaker 2: But he asked, and had I not been like dead tired,

755
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 2: I would have said, could you put on some smooth jazz?

756
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 2: Just because that's clearly not what he wanted to listen to.

757
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 2: But that's also the best way to maybe stumble upon

758
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 2: a genre that maybe you didn't know you liked. And

759
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 2: so let's say, you know, this guy's got some deaftones on.

760
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 2: When I get into his Kia and he goes, you

761
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,399
Speaker 2: got a problem with the music, and I go, now

762
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 2: that you mention it, do you have a smooth jazz

763
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 2: station that you could put on. You know, it's a

764
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 2: Friday night. I got a chill before I go back out.

765
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 2: I would kill to hear some Kenny G or some

766
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 2: David sand some David Sanborn or some Cause or something,

767
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 2: even some Larry Carlton. Who was that first guy you mentioned,

768
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 2: Dave Cause, No, the guy before that, Kenny G is

769
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:03,359
Speaker 2: that his mom knows him as Kenneth Gorlic and he's

770
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 2: one of He's probably the most successful smooth jazz artist

771
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 2: as far as album sales go in history. Rob, I

772
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 2: don't know if you've ever heard of him, but I

773
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 2: heard of who Kenny G. Anytime I mentioned his name,

774
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,319
Speaker 2: an angel gets its wings. And I don't know if

775
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 2: you have an opinion on that, Rob, This guy goes.

776
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 7: Is it rude? I don't think it's.

777
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 4: No.

778
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 7: I don't think it's rude to ask the driver to turn.

779
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 2: The radio down. I mean, you're paying for the service,

780
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 2: it's your car. But no, you know you've opted to

781
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 2: drive for this for uber, I mean you've been doing it.

782
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 2: He's a decade in and he's not telling you to

783
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 2: turn it off. He's just asking you to turn it down.

784
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 2: So yeah, I don't I don't think that's terrible.

785
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 7: Isn't everybody's cup of tea?

786
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 2: You know we're talking about it at the time. I don't.

787
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 2: I'd need more context, obviously, But I know it's a

788
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 2: broad question. But you know, somebody gets in the car,

789
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 2: you know what kind of day there haven't They might

790
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 2: have just I don't know, maybe they got into a

791
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 2: fight with their significant other, maybe they lost their gig

792
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 2: and they don't want to get in the car. And

793
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 2: hear us talking about a bevy of queeves rob getting

794
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 2: in there, and even a camel too can release a

795
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 2: bevy of queves. Oh no, nobody wants to. Doesn't that

796
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 2: sound like the beginning of bad reputation?

797
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 7: By the way, yes, you hear you?

798
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 2: Could you turn this down? I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

799
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 2: Excuse me, yes, excuse me? Could you turn this down?

800
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,879
Speaker 2: Speak up? Please? Yeah?

801
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 5: Come on?

802
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 7: Hello?

803
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 2: Can I get out here? Pardon excuse me? I can't

804
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 2: hear you.

805
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,720
Speaker 8: Can you turn this down?

806
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:45,320
Speaker 13: What do you?

807
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 14: What do you?

808
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 2: Boy?

809
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 4: I mean?

810
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 7: That sounds terrible?

811
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 4: I like it.

812
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 2: Actually nobody wants that. How about those goddamn Blue Jays.

813
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 2: How about those Toronto Blue Jays? Even the series? Yeah,

814
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 2: Mad Max Sures are on the mound. When I was

815
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 2: on in Detroit, he was with the Tigers. I ran

816
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 2: into Max Shures or a couple of times. They walked

817
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 2: out there to tell him to get up the mound.

818
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 2: He told him to go scratch. He sure did, mat

819
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 2: He said, get the hell out of here. I'm not

820
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 2: going anywhere. They cut to the bullpen. They're all laughing.

821
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 3: Well, there was no way you could see. As soon

822
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,360
Speaker 3: as he left the dugout he started shaking his head. No,

823
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 3: he is it, Get out of my face. Yeah, I'm

824
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 3: in Yeah, I'm going to finish this thing off. Blue

825
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,760
Speaker 3: Jays were down two games and nothing against the Mariners.

826
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 3: They've even it up a game five. I love a

827
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 3: game five.

828
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,400
Speaker 2: A game five. We had it here.

829
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 7: Mariners, blue Jays tonight.

830
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 2: Just as we're getting off the air at six point

831
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 2: thirty on the dot truck Russ, if you're listening, just

832
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,839
Speaker 2: when we're getting off the air, Rob, around six oh

833
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,439
Speaker 2: eight is when the game will begin.

834
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 7: Blue Jays Mariners in Seattle.

835
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 2: And this is for all the proverbial marbles. Well, no,

836
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 2: this would be not yet right. No, I thought it

837
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 2: was best of five. I thought it was seven for them.

838
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'm thinking of Yeah, okay, well

839
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 2: listen either way, man, this is a it's a. The

840
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 2: momentum is in their core. Yeah, I still love a

841
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: Game five AnyWho. So, yeah, they will play tonight, Game

842
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 2: six on Sunday, and then Game seven, and it's bad

843
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 2: news for your brothers Brew crew. Oh I know.

844
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 3: Oh they're screwed, man, I know, down three nothing to

845
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 3: a team like the Dodgers. I know, yeah, that's happened

846
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 3: once getting shut out, but I am less concerned about

847
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 3: that and more concerned about.

848
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 2: The Blue Jay.

849
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,879
Speaker 3: It just means whoever wins out of the American League

850
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 3: is who you're rooting for, because nobody want I don't

851
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 3: want to see the Dodgers win.

852
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 2: I don't like that.

853
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 3: So either Seattle or Toronto, I'm gonna be perfectly happy

854
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,760
Speaker 3: with the World Series.

855
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 2: I just don't know that anybody can beat l A.

856
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 7: How about the Bengals fans chanting thank you Cleveland.

857
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 2: Oh ultimate kicking the pecker huh After Joe Flecco beats

858
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 2: the Steelers, thank you Cleveland over the Steelers, And if

859
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:20,800
Speaker 2: you can here, it's the same.

860
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 7: Thank you Cleveland.

861
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:28,720
Speaker 2: Clap clap, clap, clap, Yeah, thank you Cleveland. Mike Tomlin,

862
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 2: of course, longtime coach of the Steelers, goes, I don't

863
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 2: know what they were thinking, but okay, yeah, I don't.

864
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,280
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody knows what they were thinking.

865
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 7: Well, let's go down the list.

866
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 2: Baker Mayfield leaves Cleveland, starts killing it, Joe Flacco leaves Cleveland,

867
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:43,800
Speaker 2: starts killing it.

868
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,720
Speaker 3: Well, and he's and he's like, it's just on paper.

869
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 3: He shouldn't, you know, But yeah, he sures a rob

870
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 3: Max sures. That's a different hip story, right. It was

871
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 3: so funny Schneider leaving the dugout thinking and he's pulling them. Yeah,

872
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 3: oh bitch, nope, go back to your home.

873
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 2: Somebody's comment was Joe Flacco's annual good game, like well, yeah,

874
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 2: well great, yeah, guess what he has that we don't

875
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 2: an AFC win. Yeah yeah. To be honest, it was

876
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 2: shocking to me.

877
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 15: Andrew Barry must be a lot smarter than me or us,

878
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 15: because it doesn't make sense to me to trade a

879
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 15: quarterback that you think enough of to make your opening

880
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 15: the day starter to a division opponent that's hurting in

881
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 15: that area.

882
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 2: But that's just my personal feelings. That's my personal feelings.

883
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 2: Michael Tomlin esquire. So, oh, by the way, being of

884
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 2: the Browns, Larry Williams died. I remember how many people

885
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:53,359
Speaker 2: remember Larry Williams. He went deep in the draft. Boy,

886
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 2: but he played for the Cleveland Browns back in the day.

887
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 2: And apparently this dude was working out and cacked out

888
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 2: right there in the gym. He was the athletic director

889
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 2: at the University of San Francisco and he was working out,

890
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 2: young guy sixty two and he was working out on

891
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 2: campus and it sounds like he had a heart attack

892
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 2: and died right there. But he was He's from California.

893
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 2: But the Browns drafted him in the mid eighties, and

894
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 2: so he played for them for a couple of season

895
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 2: and then he kind of bounced around the league a

896
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,800
Speaker 2: little bit. But then I think he like became a

897
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:31,399
Speaker 2: lawyer after he left the NFL. But then he went

898
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 2: back to being an athletic director. He was at the

899
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 2: University of Akron. I think for a minute, and boy,

900
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 2: that's no way to go, now what I would you know,

901
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 2: in the initial reporting, they'll kind of give you the

902
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 2: broad strokes, but in the days that follow, people who

903
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 2: follow up on these things they'll say, well, here's the

904
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 2: cause of death. I would like to know what exercise

905
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 2: he was doing when he kicked out? You know, a

906
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 2: clean jerk. You gotta say that for Fabruary Fatbuary. He

907
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:09,240
Speaker 2: appeared in sixty one NFL Games, forty four career starts.

908
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 2: But some people might remember him with the Cleveland Browns,

909
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 2: and he got his law degree at Notre Dame, I

910
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,240
Speaker 2: believe in the late nineties and then kind of bounced

911
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 2: around being athletic director at a handful of schools, including

912
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 2: the University of Akron. But people might remember the name

913
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 2: Larry Williams still a young dude. Isn't that the guy

914
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 2: who calls us all the time?

915
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 9: That is?

916
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Who is that?

917
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 7: Isn't that Larry? Isn't that Larry Williams? Larry Williams?

918
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 4: Now?

919
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 2: Are you thinking of General Larry Platt? The pants on

920
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 2: the ground.

921
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 3: Who's the guy that calls us all Walter Williams?

922
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 2: Hello, ther name is Larry Platt?

923
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 5: My name General?

924
00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 2: Yes? General?

925
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 15: Okay, I gonna say my song called pants on the

926
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 15: grounds on the ground.

927
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 2: Pants on the ground, to the pants up?

928
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 14: All right?

929
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, ran on straight.

930
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 13: Pants on, pants on the prowl in your mouth, characters

931
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 13: out way, pants on the crown, pants.

932
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 2: On, looking like a fool. I don't think that's the

933
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 2: guy who calls us No, No, I don't think so.

934
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 2: All right, remember General Larry Platt, General Larry Platt. Yeah,

935
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 2: that guy's long dead, right, I think so it has

936
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 2: to be General Larry Platt twenty ten. Okay, an American idol.

937
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 2: Pants on the ground was his song, and boy they

938
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 2: loved him. That's of course our little remix there, but

939
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 2: American Idol fans from way back. He was kind of

940
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,959
Speaker 2: in the you know, the beginning part of the season

941
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 2: where they're just showing the people who have no chance whatsoever.

942
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 13: Of the way pant hit the ground, cars off a

943
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 13: cool account, looking like.

944
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 2: A fool walking down town with your pants on the

945
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 2: Hey didn't you pasts off the pray look at like

946
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 2: a fool? Yeah, poor Randy Jackson is gonna sit like

947
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,240
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. Why this is interesting?

948
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's when Mary J. Blige was one of them.

949
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 2: That's a no for me. Dog the Elan Cox.

950
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 6: Show on one hundred.

951
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 16: If he sounds super excited to see you, hey, what's up?

952
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 2: Remember he is a paid performer as a broadcaster.

953
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 7: He's real good.

954
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 6: Alan Cox on one hundred point seven double m MS.

955
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 2: I got more money for it in about nine minutes

956
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 2: nixt keyword to grab a thousand dollars from the buzzard bookie.

957
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 2: And then about ten minutes after that, closer to three

958
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 2: forty last pair of tickets. You want to go to

959
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 2: Youngstown Monday. See they're in Daughtry and pod pretty good.

960
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 2: I got a message from Ashley, she's one of our

961
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:37,280
Speaker 2: bureau chiefs. Listens on the iHeartRadio app in Ocean City, Maryland,

962
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 2: and she goes, look what they're doing out here, and

963
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 2: they're looking for The police there in Ocean City, Maryland

964
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 2: apparently didn't realize how many volunteers they get when they

965
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 2: said they wanted people to smoke weed for impairment training.

966
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 2: I don't know how you'd miss that one, but okay,

967
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 2: Ocean City, Maryland police overwhelmed by the number of people

968
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:07,320
Speaker 2: who they said they wanted to volunteer for a cannabis

969
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 2: impairment training event. They only had a dozen slots for participants,

970
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 2: and obviously that filled up very very quickly. The cops

971
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 2: there in Ocean City, Maryland want to look at people

972
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 2: getting impaired in real time as part of a DUI

973
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 2: training session that's going to happen next weekend. And the

974
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 2: apparently the local constabulary was like, oh, golly, we didn't

975
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 2: know that we'd have this many people.

976
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 7: How would you not know that?

977
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter where you are, They don't know that

978
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 2: they were going to get that many people, way more

979
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 2: than the dozen slots that they had helping officers recognize

980
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 2: the signs of impairment. They said, hey, twenty one and over.

981
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 2: Obviously we're going for about a dozen people, and of

982
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:05,280
Speaker 2: course they filled up completely. Imagine the very first person

983
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 2: to get in there. So you just kind of clicking around.

984
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 7: Maybe they don't even know. They're just kind of going

985
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 7: about their business.

986
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 2: Online and they stumble across the Maryland Highway Safety Offices

987
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:18,240
Speaker 2: Facebook page and it's just been posted.

988
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 7: Just coincidental that they got on there. Oh either hmm.

989
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 2: They're doing a DUI conference and they're looking for volunteers

990
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 2: to smoke weed, because you know, nothing's more fun than

991
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 2: getting high in a controlled environment. But I just like

992
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 2: the notion that they, golly, we didn't know that many

993
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 2: people want to smoke weed. You didn't, Oh, you didn't

994
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 2: think that would happen. You didn't think that would happen

995
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:48,239
Speaker 2: real time cannabis impairment. Shuttle and lunch will be provided. Yeah,

996
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 2: better shuttle and lunch gives me an idea for that.

997
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 2: How about snacks? Piles of snacks will be provided. We

998
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 2: don't want them driving, and we'll give you lunch. What's that?

999
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 3: It gives me an idea for us. We bring somebody

1000
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 3: in and do that. Yeah, we could do cannabis. We

1001
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 3: could do by somebody. You mean you and me booze

1002
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 3: the next day. Have somebody see how many drinks it

1003
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 3: takes before were impaired? How many things of kinna us.

1004
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 2: The first couple of years I was in Cleveland here

1005
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 2: at MMS, we used to do a Saint Patti's Day

1006
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:27,359
Speaker 2: bar crawl. It was all the RMG crew and then

1007
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 2: it was us and we would get on a party

1008
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 2: bus and we'd go out and we'd all party and

1009
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 2: it was so fun. We haven't done it in a

1010
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,840
Speaker 2: long time, but it was like one of my favorite

1011
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 2: things to do because we'd all hang out together, which

1012
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,320
Speaker 2: we don't really have an opportunity to do that very often.

1013
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 2: But the first couple of years I was here and

1014
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:49,360
Speaker 2: we did that. For whatever reason, I came back to

1015
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 2: do a show. I said, oh, we should still be

1016
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 2: on the air. I don't know.

1017
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 7: I was trying to be a cool guy. I was

1018
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:55,839
Speaker 7: new I was eating whatever.

1019
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 2: But as a result, the people on my show at

1020
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 2: the time would get hammered and I would have to

1021
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 2: hold back. Oh because yeah, so I'm like, why are

1022
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:10,279
Speaker 2: we doing this? Yeah? So then I obviously RMG would

1023
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 2: be off the air and then we all you know,

1024
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 2: And I got over that real fast. Didn't Someone puke

1025
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:15,799
Speaker 2: at a bus?

1026
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 17: Was it?

1027
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 5: Bill?

1028
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 13: Who?

1029
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 2: Who got sick?

1030
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 13: He?

1031
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:22,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, he puked at a bush. Okay, we got back.

1032
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 2: I think it was a polar one of the bar

1033
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 2: crawls or polar blasts or something.

1034
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:25,840
Speaker 9: You know.

1035
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 2: We came back in the limo and he it was

1036
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 2: when we were in Independence and he fell asleep on

1037
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 2: the front lawn there outside the outside the building. It

1038
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 2: puked at a bush and I ended up I think

1039
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,720
Speaker 2: taking his friends home to Parma or something.

1040
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,360
Speaker 3: I was like, he'll be fine. Yeah, he fell asleep

1041
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 3: in the bush. I remember he had the when you

1042
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 3: guys had a party bus bring you to Polar Blast.

1043
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 3: When I first started and I bought a bunch of

1044
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:53,439
Speaker 3: pizzas and stuff and he walked in and Bill Goest's

1045
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 3: put him over there. He was already hammered bottle of something.

1046
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:00,840
Speaker 3: That's what it was. Yeah, it so funny. I'm like,

1047
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 3: this dude's rock.

1048
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:03,879
Speaker 2: His girlfriend at the time she had a big flask

1049
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 2: of ninet nine bananas. I was like, oh, this is dynamite. Yeah. So,

1050
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:09,840
Speaker 2: needless to say, I loosened up in subsequent years. I

1051
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:11,839
Speaker 2: was like, I'm not going back to do a show.

1052
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 7: A show is that?

1053
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,800
Speaker 2: I just remember one year we got back from the

1054
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 2: Saint Patty's a bar crawl.

1055
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 7: That show.

1056
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 9: Was.

1057
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,360
Speaker 2: I had a friend in from Denver, so she just

1058
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 2: sat in the studio quiltly to watch what was going on.

1059
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 2: Jeane Simmons was on the show that day, Nikki six

1060
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 2: was on the show, and there was like a third person.

1061
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 2: I have three guests that damn Like So anyway, I

1062
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 2: mean again, I didn't get wrecked because I had to

1063
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 2: do the show, but it was after that I was like,

1064
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 2: why am I doing this? Jeane Simmons. For my daughter's

1065
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 2: twenty first birthday, her birthday's a week after mine, and

1066
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 2: so she turned twenty one this past summer and I

1067
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 2: got her a shrink wrapped two dozen airplane bottles of

1068
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 2: ninety nine bananas, like as a goof, I said, hey,

1069
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 2: you're gonna be turned twenty one, what do you want

1070
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 2: to drink? And I think she was She and her

1071
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 2: like roommates or whatever. She lives with like six other

1072
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 2: girls on campus. She's at Michigan State, and I think

1073
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 2: that they had dabbled in ninety nine bananas, so I

1074
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,840
Speaker 2: think probably half joking, She's like, oh, ninety nine bananas,

1075
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,759
Speaker 2: and I'm like, that's heinous, but okay. So I found

1076
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 2: like this shrink wrap thing of like two dozen bottles,

1077
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 2: and then last time I saw her, she's like, yeah,

1078
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 2: we went through like a couple of those, and I

1079
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 2: think the rest of them, we don't know where they went. Like, yeah,

1080
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,759
Speaker 2: it's pretty harsh. I didn't imagine that was going to

1081
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 2: be a crowd pleaser. You know, by the time people

1082
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 2: turned twenty one, they already you're never gonna believe this,

1083
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 2: they've already been drinking. Really yeah, listen, now, I wasn't

1084
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 2: one of those people. You know, people are like, who

1085
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 2: was your twenty first birthday? Like, I don't even I

1086
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 2: was working. I was on the air, Yeah, exactly. I

1087
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,880
Speaker 2: don't even remember my twenty first birthday. It was June

1088
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 2: twenty third, nineteen ninety two. Well, I know what I

1089
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:55,919
Speaker 2: was doing.

1090
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 9: I was.

1091
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 2: I was interning on a morning show in Chicago. So

1092
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,320
Speaker 2: they probably had me out doing something stupid. But the

1093
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 2: point is I worked my entire birthday.

1094
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 11: Now.

1095
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 2: I wasn't really drinking anyway, I didn't really. I didn't

1096
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 2: really start drinking though I was twenty six, but but

1097
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:13,320
Speaker 2: occasionally I would have a drink. I just wasn't a

1098
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 2: I wasn't a seasoned drinker. Yeah, I was out.

1099
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 3: I got called in or the overnight guy at the

1100
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 3: radio station was sick. Uh it was so you had

1101
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 3: been drinking and yeah, yeah yeah it was like eleven o'clock.

1102
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 3: We had just gone out, you know what I mean? Yeah,

1103
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 3: and uh March ninth, two thousand, Yeah was the date, and.

1104
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 2: Like, hey, can you come in? And I was never

1105
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 2: going to say no to win air shift, you know

1106
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 2: what I mean. I wanted this job.

1107
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 3: So I went in and I turned twenty one in

1108
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 3: two thousand, two thousand. Rights make well, I was born

1109
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 3: yees seventy nine. I know, I just forget your eight

1110
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 3: years behind me. Yep, yeah, so that was Uh. I

1111
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 3: went in, I did my shift, I was I was

1112
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 3: great the first three hours. Yeah, I'm still I'm kind

1113
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 3: of buzzed by.

1114
00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 7: Hey, three o'clock. Hit Hey the clear what's going on?

1115
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 4: No?

1116
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 7: Three am?

1117
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 2: That's what it did right there? Yeah, and he still

1118
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 2: hit the post right. Oh yeah, man, give it at

1119
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 2: three in the morning, like, who cares? Right, you give

1120
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 2: me any of those soft rock favorites. Man, I'll bring

1121
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 2: the post all day long. I don't have to look anymore.

1122
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 2: I played those songs so many goddamn times I could

1123
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 2: muscle memory. Oh god. Yeah, and I haven't done that

1124
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 2: twenty years.

1125
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 9: No.

1126
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 2: Friends of mine would show up drunk after the bars

1127
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 2: when I was doing weekend overnights and the radio station

1128
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 2: I was working at was in an old ranch house,

1129
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 2: and so the studio was in this huge back room

1130
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 2: where the other three walls were just windows. And because

1131
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 2: the studio is all lit up, I couldn't see what

1132
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 2: was going on out there, right because it's so it

1133
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 2: would just reflect from inside the studio. And so friends

1134
00:58:55,920 --> 00:59:00,440
Speaker 2: of mine, around three am on a Friday overnight, I'm

1135
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 2: I'm pulling CDs and I'm getting the next thing ready

1136
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 2: or whatever. And they would show up drunk and they'd

1137
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 2: start banging on the windows and I'd crap my pants

1138
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 2: every time because I can't see out the window.

1139
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 7: Holy Christ, Yeah, we had it. We just goun kun

1140
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 7: kung kong kung. I'm like, oh okay. Our station was

1141
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 7: in the ghetto.

1142
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 2: Oh god.

1143
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,920
Speaker 3: It was a north end bridge in Springfield, Massachusetts. There's

1144
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 3: a like a truck stop there now. They tore the

1145
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 3: station down a few years ago, but there was a

1146
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 3: there was a restaurant right next door that turned into

1147
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 3: a dance club at night. So all the time we

1148
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 3: would see like lights come into our parking lot, the cameras,

1149
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 3: you know, and people just be porking in the parking

1150
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 3: lot for hours after the bars would close. Yeah, and

1151
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 3: then we'd be like, okay, good, but be outside smoking cigarettes.

1152
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 3: You just see, you know, the vans are moving around.

1153
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 3: It's so funny, porking in the parking lot.

1154
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 2: It's one of my favorite Motley Crue songs, porking in

1155
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 2: the parking.

1156
00:59:55,840 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 3: Yeah that of course some of w have I all right, Yeah,

1157
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 3: people would stop by all the time. You know, I'd

1158
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 3: be I'd smoking a Butty'd be, hey, man, listen, can

1159
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 3: I see you inside? Like, of course, think about the

1160
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 3: safety things back then versus that I have people in.

1161
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:18,440
Speaker 3: We'd be hanging out, chicks would come by all the time,

1162
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 3: like a little party going.

1163
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:23,160
Speaker 2: I'm still smokingside, yeah, they smoking cigarettes. No, I was pretty,

1164
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 2: I was great. I was by the book. Oh I

1165
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 2: was not. I was a rebel on a radio station

1166
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 2: playing Celine Dion songs. Babay all good.

1167
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 7: I mean, you had to make it bearable.

1168
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 2: I did. Yeah, Alan, I waited until my twenty first

1169
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 2: birthday to get drunk, and it was great.

1170
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 7: No, all right again, I got dreena.

1171
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 2: I didn't drinks because I got hammered when I was

1172
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 2: fifteen and I vomited all night and I was on

1173
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 2: red wine, which is why I didn't drink wine. And

1174
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not doing this again. And I

1175
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:56,960
Speaker 2: smoked a lot of weed obviously, but it was like,

1176
01:00:57,160 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 2: I did not drink again regularly until until I got

1177
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:06,320
Speaker 2: into radio. Right, and You're doing appearances at bars and

1178
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I can't do this sober. But I

1179
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 2: didn't know what my drink was. I had friends who drank.

1180
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,680
Speaker 2: I didn't know what my drink was. I think I

1181
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 2: started literally the first thing that I drank regularly were

1182
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 2: like vodka, cranberries.

1183
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 7: Does I didn't know anything about anything.

1184
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 3: I was always a beer guy up until ten years ago.

1185
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 3: It's all I drank was beer. But I I think

1186
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 3: that's silly. Waiting until you're twenty it's like waiting until

1187
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 3: you're twenty one to have your first drink is like

1188
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:35,520
Speaker 3: waiting until you're married to have sex.

1189
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1190
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 2: I guess if you want to do that, fine, but everybody,

1191
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,600
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not even controversial anymore that people have

1192
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 2: fake id's. And again I never had a fake ID.

1193
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 2: But but if you wait till your everybody I knew,

1194
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 2: did you know?

1195
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:48,439
Speaker 3: Twenty one? You get drunk, you're like, oh, that sucks.

1196
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 3: I don't want to do that again. You do it

1197
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 3: when you're young. You get out of the way.

1198
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,800
Speaker 2: Like the first time you had kish, you didn't like keisha,

1199
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 2: keish in acquired taste.

1200
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:57,400
Speaker 7: You keep drying like keish.

1201
01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 3: Well, you just keep going until you get it right,

1202
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:00,280
Speaker 3: and you're like, Okay, that one's not that I like

1203
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 3: it with a little feta cheese and spinach.

1204
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 2: Now you know how you like it?

1205
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, twenty one. Come on, somebody wrote let's have a

1206
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 3: post off between rock.

1207
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 13: Yeah.

1208
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 2: I was looking at the list of the for October

1209
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 2: or the back half of October. I was looking at

1210
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 2: the list of the like of the day holidays or whatever. Yeah,

1211
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 2: and today is pay Back a Friend Day, but I

1212
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:26,880
Speaker 2: read it as pay a Black Friend Day. So, like

1213
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 2: on the front of my friend Jean this morning, I'm like, hey,

1214
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 2: do I owe you money? He's like, why are you

1215
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,760
Speaker 2: calling me? I'm like, it's pay a Black Friend Day.

1216
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 2: He's like, payback you racist?

1217
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 14: Back?

1218
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 6: Oh right?

1219
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:41,240
Speaker 2: Like, how does you being black make me racist? Complain

1220
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 2: to your parents not me? And I hung up on

1221
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:47,160
Speaker 2: with the quickness. I was like, you dick, trying to

1222
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:49,040
Speaker 2: pay you back. It's like, you know what, you don't

1223
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 2: owe me money? Okay, Oh so that's not because you're black,

1224
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 2: got it. I don't watch a lot of reality television,

1225
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 2: but I if I'm going to, I prefer competition shows

1226
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 2: to just screaming rich women. I guess people have different

1227
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,320
Speaker 2: parts of their brain that if they're prone to watching

1228
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 2: reality TV. There are just certain kinds you like, and

1229
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:13,680
Speaker 2: some people love the ones where people are screaming at

1230
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 2: each other. I cannot get into that, but I do

1231
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,640
Speaker 2: like the competition ones. There's ones called Traders that I like.

1232
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,760
Speaker 2: Alan Cumming is the host, and he's been on this

1233
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 2: show a couple of times over the years for various

1234
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:28,560
Speaker 2: projects he's done. I've never had him on talking about Traders,

1235
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,360
Speaker 2: but I like that show and they do it. I

1236
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 2: think this is another show that started in like Denmark

1237
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 2: or something, and they've adapted it around the world, and

1238
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:39,760
Speaker 2: so there's different versions of it. They do in the UK,

1239
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 2: but the version here in the United States is where

1240
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,320
Speaker 2: they take a variety of they send them over to

1241
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 2: Scotland or something, and they're in a castle and they

1242
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:53,120
Speaker 2: there is a giant circle of like it's a mix

1243
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:56,600
Speaker 2: of actors and reality television stars and things like that,

1244
01:03:57,200 --> 01:04:00,440
Speaker 2: and two of them are randomly chosen to or three

1245
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 2: of them I think, are randomly chosen as traders. Alan

1246
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:07,720
Speaker 2: Cumming taps them on the shoulder and they are the traders,

1247
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 2: but other people can't. So it's between the faithful who

1248
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:15,440
Speaker 2: are supposed to discover who the traders are and banish them,

1249
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:20,320
Speaker 2: and the traders, who are, unbeknownst to everyone else, trying

1250
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:22,720
Speaker 2: to win this money. At the end, I'm probably not

1251
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 2: explaining it very well, but the fourth season of the

1252
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:30,080
Speaker 2: American version is I don't know when it's going to start,

1253
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,840
Speaker 2: but they've now. They announced the cast a couple of

1254
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:35,160
Speaker 2: weeks ago. Some people I know, some I don't. Comedian

1255
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 2: Ron Funches is in there. I know him, Tery Lepinsky,

1256
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 2: who I think is an Olympian actor, Michael Rappaport, he's

1257
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 2: been on this show. He's going to be part of

1258
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,880
Speaker 2: the new season of Traders. Lisa Rinna. I think she

1259
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:51,919
Speaker 2: was a real housewife. Johnny Weir, Remember Johnny Weir. Yeah, yeah,

1260
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:55,480
Speaker 2: he was like an Olympic skater or something. Colton Underwood,

1261
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:59,040
Speaker 2: he is the bachelor who came out as gay afterwards.

1262
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:01,880
Speaker 2: He was a football anyway. I mentioned this because they

1263
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:05,880
Speaker 2: also do a British version. It's called Trader's UK, and

1264
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:08,240
Speaker 2: there's an actress on there who's part of the cast

1265
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 2: named Celia Imri, who I didn't know the name, but

1266
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 2: I immediately recognized her face because I've seen her in

1267
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:15,760
Speaker 2: a lot of films and shows.

1268
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 7: And she farted, and.

1269
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:23,160
Speaker 2: I guess they turned it into a promo. I don't

1270
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:25,440
Speaker 2: know what they did, but she farted because she was nervous.

1271
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:29,960
Speaker 2: You know, they're trying to make it sound very dramatic, right.

1272
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,520
Speaker 2: Part of the fun of Traders is that Alan Cumming

1273
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:35,960
Speaker 2: is so campy on the show and his delivery, and

1274
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,960
Speaker 2: he comes out in these garish outfits and you know

1275
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 2: what I mean that in the best possible way because

1276
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:44,920
Speaker 2: he pulls them all off. But the the UK version

1277
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,880
Speaker 2: of Traders, Celia Emory farted.

1278
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:55,520
Speaker 17: That is welcome to the worst team building away day

1279
01:05:56,040 --> 01:06:04,240
Speaker 17: experience in history. I just far.

1280
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 6: It's nerves.

1281
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:16,840
Speaker 2: But I always I always not to guys settled. I

1282
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:21,960
Speaker 2: always own up to my far. I've just farted, farted.

1283
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:29,720
Speaker 1: This will be the most dramatic excuse me, this will

1284
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 1: be this particular challenge. Oh no, dear, excuse me. Everyone's

1285
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: settled farted.

1286
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:45,160
Speaker 2: Now it's down to three traitors and two faithfully and well,

1287
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:46,760
Speaker 2: but we would find out.

1288
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:48,200
Speaker 7: Now, are you nervous?

1289
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:51,520
Speaker 2: Are you all right? Have you eaten more bangers? And

1290
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:56,680
Speaker 2: used to just come? Stop? And I'm so stupid when

1291
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:58,560
Speaker 2: I watch these shows that I buy them hook line

1292
01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:00,800
Speaker 2: and singer. My wife worked in real television for a

1293
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:03,840
Speaker 2: long time, so she's like, they're not sleeping in this

1294
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:07,040
Speaker 2: castle because they're all on a castle, right, but they

1295
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:09,720
Speaker 2: when they the montage of them like going up the

1296
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,480
Speaker 2: steps at the end of the night and them settling

1297
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:14,560
Speaker 2: into bed and they're putting on their sleep mosques, She's like,

1298
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:17,760
Speaker 2: they're shit. They're shoveling them to a hotel. Oh my god,

1299
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:19,920
Speaker 2: it's a bummer. I mean, they're not sleeping in a castle.

1300
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,040
Speaker 2: I like to think of them sleeping in a castle.

1301
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:26,080
Speaker 2: And lo all thing about fought I've fought it and

1302
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 2: I don't cow who knows this timiss my fault. I

1303
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:36,280
Speaker 2: have a very particular thing time.

1304
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 6: Oow the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point's call

1305
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 6: the Allan Cox Show.

1306
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:48,200
Speaker 4: Is this for real?

1307
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:50,640
Speaker 2: Well, they're swearing in this all kinds.

1308
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:53,280
Speaker 15: Of effing them, Jiffin, Are you really announce to broadcasting

1309
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:53,919
Speaker 15: some on the radio?

1310
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:56,800
Speaker 4: Two six seven eight one double o seven or one

1311
01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:57,880
Speaker 4: three four.

1312
01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:07,680
Speaker 2: Eighty one double O seven. I am board the board.

1313
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:30,360
Speaker 2: I'm a living I'm living like a dog. Seems like

1314
01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:32,760
Speaker 2: a pine tree in here. That's because of me.

1315
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 7: Spray something. No, I just ran into the men's room.

1316
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:36,519
Speaker 7: Oh did you bring in pooh?

1317
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:37,640
Speaker 2: No, they just did that.

1318
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:41,200
Speaker 3: Uh you brought that back with you, dude. The whole

1319
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:44,439
Speaker 3: bathroom right, like they sprayed it with that they age

1320
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:47,920
Speaker 3: and orange that bathroom. They hosed it down with bleach

1321
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,680
Speaker 3: and whatever that stuff is. Yeah, Like it almost gave

1322
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 3: me a headache. It was so I mean, listen, I

1323
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:55,000
Speaker 3: am not complaining. No, by the way, clean is great,

1324
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:57,280
Speaker 3: but they nuked it. But boil boy, did they nuke it.

1325
01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:59,120
Speaker 3: I think they just sprayed it ceiling to floor.

1326
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:02,680
Speaker 2: Well, because I'm so nose blind to the pine air

1327
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:05,240
Speaker 2: freshener I have in here. I have like a plug

1328
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:07,120
Speaker 2: in that's always got that pine oil, just because I

1329
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:09,760
Speaker 2: love that smell. Except the only people who smell it

1330
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,599
Speaker 2: are people who come in here. They go, oh, it's

1331
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,320
Speaker 2: smell so good in here, And I don't ever smell

1332
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:15,920
Speaker 2: it because I smell it all the time, so I

1333
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:18,680
Speaker 2: just don't smell it anymore. But I was like, oh,

1334
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:21,240
Speaker 2: that must be what it's like when people come in

1335
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:25,600
Speaker 2: here from out there. What a fun little change in atmosphere.

1336
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:29,760
Speaker 2: You're welcome. Hmmm, Well, maybe you would have had a

1337
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:33,320
Speaker 2: better experience at fifteen if getting drunk on red wine

1338
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:37,400
Speaker 2: included some ice cream. Do you imagine that we were

1339
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:39,600
Speaker 2: talking about how red wine and ice cream is the

1340
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:45,560
Speaker 2: new like the supposedly viral thing dou jour yesterday. And

1341
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:49,400
Speaker 2: imagine if because the reason I got so drunk at

1342
01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:53,519
Speaker 2: fifteen was I drank basically almost an entire box of

1343
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:57,720
Speaker 2: Phronsie red wine. That's how long Phronsia has been around, right,

1344
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:01,639
Speaker 2: My buddy's older I'm the oldest of four. I didn't

1345
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:03,679
Speaker 2: have an older brother getting me stuff. And my friend's

1346
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:08,560
Speaker 2: older brother was supposed to get us wine coolers. That

1347
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:12,040
Speaker 2: was gonna be our entree into alcohol. Because my parents

1348
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:14,360
Speaker 2: didn't really drink. I didn't grow up in a house

1349
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:16,400
Speaker 2: where people were drinking. You know, if my dad went

1350
01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:18,400
Speaker 2: and played poker or something to have a beer, obviously

1351
01:10:18,479 --> 01:10:21,599
Speaker 2: they weren't. You know today is national straight edge Dera.

1352
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:24,640
Speaker 2: It wasn't them at all. And my mom would have,

1353
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:26,880
Speaker 2: you know, some scotch on New Year's Eve or something

1354
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:30,280
Speaker 2: like that. But they were not drinkers in general. And

1355
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:35,360
Speaker 2: so as I got to be older, I came to

1356
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:40,439
Speaker 2: appreciate social drinking because I wasn't going to parties with

1357
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:42,360
Speaker 2: my parents obviously, so if they were out of New

1358
01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:44,360
Speaker 2: Year's Eve or they were going to a friend's party,

1359
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:49,080
Speaker 2: occasionally they would drink. But I just didn't grow up

1360
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:51,920
Speaker 2: around it. So my friend goes, Oh, my brother's gonna

1361
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:59,560
Speaker 2: get us some wine coolers like Bartle's and James or

1362
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:05,280
Speaker 2: whatever was around then in the mid eighties. And his

1363
01:11:05,439 --> 01:11:08,840
Speaker 2: brother goes, oh, yeah, I forgot, I forgot. I think

1364
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:12,280
Speaker 2: mom's got some wine. He throws a box of Phronsie

1365
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:15,639
Speaker 2: of wine. He's got the bladder inside in my friend's room.

1366
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:18,360
Speaker 2: We go all right, And so I drank most of

1367
01:11:18,439 --> 01:11:21,599
Speaker 2: that box of wine. And I was eating Planters peanuts

1368
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:24,519
Speaker 2: the whole time. Whoops in my fifteen year old brain,

1369
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:28,200
Speaker 2: thinking well, the peanuts will soak up the wine. Again.

1370
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:30,759
Speaker 2: I know dick about anything when it comes to drinking

1371
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:34,400
Speaker 2: at fifteen. And uh, boy, that did not happen. Uh

1372
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:38,080
Speaker 2: that Uh that was not how any of that worked.

1373
01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:40,559
Speaker 2: Just give you a little peanut projectiles when you were

1374
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:41,320
Speaker 2: puke and out of life.

1375
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:41,760
Speaker 4: Sure did.

1376
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:43,719
Speaker 2: I was on my knees in front of the toilet

1377
01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:46,760
Speaker 2: all night with peanuts coming out of my nose. And

1378
01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:49,400
Speaker 2: so I'm like, yeah, I'm not I have no interest

1379
01:11:49,479 --> 01:11:51,080
Speaker 2: in doing this again anytime soon.

1380
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:52,200
Speaker 12: Uh.

1381
01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:56,040
Speaker 2: But my other friends they sullied forth, boy, sallied forth.

1382
01:11:56,400 --> 01:12:02,560
Speaker 2: They plowed forward and began years of drinking and I

1383
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:12,559
Speaker 2: guess with varying degrees of success. Alan, I just want

1384
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:14,960
Speaker 2: you to know I hate the show so much. Even

1385
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:20,679
Speaker 2: though the radio in my BMW doesn't work, I'm listening

1386
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:22,920
Speaker 2: through my phone. It's the only radio show I've ever

1387
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:28,320
Speaker 2: done this for, not even Rover. Well, Okay, thank you

1388
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:31,520
Speaker 2: so much. You should get if you're driving your bmwsh

1389
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:33,000
Speaker 2: you'd get the radio fixed. Yeah.

1390
01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:36,480
Speaker 7: My wife used to have a Beamer.

1391
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:39,400
Speaker 2: Wagon and that thing was constantly in the shop. We

1392
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:41,760
Speaker 2: lived in Ohio City, and those are so low to

1393
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:44,080
Speaker 2: the ground, like if we got two inches of snow,

1394
01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:45,160
Speaker 2: the thing would have to get towed.

1395
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:50,400
Speaker 7: You gotta get rid of this car, Alan, You gotta listen.

1396
01:12:50,479 --> 01:12:51,960
Speaker 7: You got to look up gator wine.

1397
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:53,160
Speaker 2: I've heard of it.

1398
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:55,960
Speaker 7: It's cheap red wine and blue gatorade.

1399
01:12:56,479 --> 01:12:59,599
Speaker 2: Listen. It is amazing the things that people will come

1400
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:06,600
Speaker 2: up with to get themselves lit up. Rich in Jacksonville,

1401
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:08,840
Speaker 2: Florida checks in with us pretty frequently, a lot of

1402
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:12,639
Speaker 2: times on the iHeartRadio app. What he sends me this time, however,

1403
01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:17,280
Speaker 2: is al may I please present to you what might

1404
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:19,880
Speaker 2: be the greatest flatulence ever. It's a remix. I don't

1405
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:21,479
Speaker 2: know if you've seen this. There was a viral video

1406
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:23,280
Speaker 2: going around over the past couple of weeks of a

1407
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:28,439
Speaker 2: girl in like workout gear, workout top track pants, and

1408
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:31,000
Speaker 2: she's lying on the couch with her boyfriend and he's

1409
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,920
Speaker 2: paying attention to whatever is probably on television, and she's

1410
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:37,160
Speaker 2: filming because she is going to rip one and it's

1411
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:42,080
Speaker 2: impressive and it made the rounds, went viral and somebody asked,

1412
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 2: or she said, would somebody please remix this into Satisfaction

1413
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:50,759
Speaker 2: by Benny Benassi. Now I don't know Satisfaction by Benny Madasi,

1414
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:56,960
Speaker 2: but I will take the purveyor herself of the flatulence

1415
01:13:57,479 --> 01:14:00,040
Speaker 2: asking for a remix. I'll give you the video and

1416
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:00,960
Speaker 2: then the remakes of it.

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01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:04,400
Speaker 16: Jesus.

1418
01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:07,680
Speaker 2: Now, the boyfriend looks over and she's down to like

1419
01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:11,520
Speaker 2: winking one eye, and she's increasingly proud of herself, obviously,

1420
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:14,640
Speaker 2: and the look on his face is, yeah, this is

1421
01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:17,439
Speaker 2: nothing weird with this monster that I live with. But

1422
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:21,639
Speaker 2: she's pleased with herself, and it keeps going and going

1423
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:26,200
Speaker 2: and going, yeah, laughing, and then this guy goes, Okay, fine,

1424
01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:29,280
Speaker 2: I will remix this into that song. Since you've asked

1425
01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:55,320
Speaker 2: so nicely. I mean, I'm waiting for the drug rat.

1426
01:14:55,439 --> 01:14:58,720
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, do we have a dance station here?

1427
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:01,439
Speaker 2: We are putting this into heavy road. No, but we

1428
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:03,200
Speaker 2: just talked about the music, Ben, Yeah.

1429
01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:10,320
Speaker 7: I mean, imagine the work that it took for that

1430
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:13,320
Speaker 7: to come to fruition.

1431
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:18,040
Speaker 2: If you will. Devotion to accuracy, this is what This

1432
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,720
Speaker 2: is what I want the Internet for, frankly right, and

1433
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:22,960
Speaker 2: I need people screaming at each other. I need people

1434
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:26,120
Speaker 2: remixing their farts. Yes, say again. I was just gonna say,

1435
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:32,920
Speaker 2: devotion to accuracy. I believe she was winking two eyes. Yes, indeed,

1436
01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:39,800
Speaker 2: thank you? Yeah, so yeah, I like that a lot.

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01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:43,920
Speaker 2: Thank you, rich down there in Jacksonville. Oddly one brown,

1438
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:50,960
Speaker 2: one blue. I think her eyes are brown. I think

1439
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:53,960
Speaker 2: they're both. I think they're all brown, all three. Yeah,

1440
01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:56,880
Speaker 2: it just looks like that's what it looked like to me.

1441
01:15:57,960 --> 01:16:02,040
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's the case. But walking backwards

1442
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:04,240
Speaker 2: is good for you. You know, it's no wonder that

1443
01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:08,360
Speaker 2: people can't get a handle on their health because you're

1444
01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:13,040
Speaker 2: constantly bombarded with competing messages. Right, don't eat eggs, Eat

1445
01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:15,320
Speaker 2: more eggs. You're drinking too much water. You're not drinking

1446
01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:18,479
Speaker 2: enough water. Milk is terrible for you. Drink a lot

1447
01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:22,800
Speaker 2: of milk. Now it's walking backwards is good for you.

1448
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:25,920
Speaker 2: Most people aren't walking forwards well, I mean they are

1449
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:30,560
Speaker 2: to get around. It is primary method of personal conveyance.

1450
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:35,040
Speaker 2: But somebody wrote an article about how walking backwards could

1451
01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:37,400
Speaker 2: be Is there a better metaphor, by the way, for

1452
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:41,920
Speaker 2: the current state of the nation than walking backwards, then

1453
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:46,680
Speaker 2: suggesting that people do this for their health. Walking backwards

1454
01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:50,559
Speaker 2: can add to the benefits of walking forwards. People are

1455
01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:54,160
Speaker 2: actually writing articles like this. I guess not everybody can

1456
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:59,400
Speaker 2: be covering the Israeli Godza situation. A professor at the

1457
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:03,719
Speaker 2: School of Health at the University of Nevada in Las Vegas.

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01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:05,960
Speaker 7: I mean, when you think the epitome of health, you

1459
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:06,719
Speaker 7: think Vegas.

1460
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:10,360
Speaker 2: She's a professor and she says, hey, a lot of

1461
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:11,920
Speaker 2: people are always trying to figure out how they can

1462
01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:15,240
Speaker 2: switch up their walking routine. You know, by now people

1463
01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:18,000
Speaker 2: are familiar with they go, oh, ten thousand steps, But

1464
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:19,800
Speaker 2: then down the road they determined that that was just

1465
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:23,439
Speaker 2: basically a nice round number that people could remember, and

1466
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:28,240
Speaker 2: it really has no data driven connection. There's no connection

1467
01:17:28,479 --> 01:17:31,920
Speaker 2: to ten thousand steps. It's just a matter of well

1468
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,800
Speaker 2: walking is good for you, And so this woman says, well, sure,

1469
01:17:36,040 --> 01:17:39,280
Speaker 2: walking is good for you, why don't you try it backwards?

1470
01:17:42,439 --> 01:17:45,040
Speaker 2: I don't know that I'm gonna do this. I like walking,

1471
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:48,160
Speaker 2: but they had to make it sound cool. Backward walking

1472
01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:52,160
Speaker 2: also known as retro walking. No, it's not. No, you

1473
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:55,479
Speaker 2: just made that up because you're writing in or backward

1474
01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:59,880
Speaker 2: walking also known as retro walking or reverse walking. Yea,

1475
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:02,799
Speaker 2: so reverse in, backward or synonyms. I don't think anybody,

1476
01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:05,280
Speaker 2: what is your favorite workout routine?

1477
01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:05,560
Speaker 4: What do you?

1478
01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:05,960
Speaker 17: Oh?

1479
01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:09,320
Speaker 7: I do some retro walking around the mall.

1480
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:16,519
Speaker 2: When done safely, turning around not only provides a change

1481
01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:19,639
Speaker 2: of view but also puts different demands on your body.

1482
01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:24,160
Speaker 2: This is an actual thing somebody wrote. Now listen, I

1483
01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:29,479
Speaker 2: think anything that makes people healthier that's good. Right. It's

1484
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:33,200
Speaker 2: like I was reading about somebody that was promoting an

1485
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:37,439
Speaker 2: otter yoga class in Cleveland. This is how much people

1486
01:18:37,479 --> 01:18:39,760
Speaker 2: don't want to exercise. You have to come up with

1487
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:43,400
Speaker 2: all kinds of dumb crap to add to the most

1488
01:18:43,479 --> 01:18:51,400
Speaker 2: fundamental exercises to get people interested. Otter yoga. Now, for

1489
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:54,799
Speaker 2: people who don't normally do yoga, it is much more challenging.

1490
01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:57,240
Speaker 2: That you might think. Right, there's beginner yoga obviously, but

1491
01:18:57,479 --> 01:18:59,559
Speaker 2: people who do a lot of yoga. It's really good

1492
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:03,240
Speaker 2: way of saying shape. But having an otter running around?

1493
01:19:03,479 --> 01:19:06,240
Speaker 2: How about just the yoga? I mean you could do

1494
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:08,760
Speaker 2: that at your home. But this is what I'm saying.

1495
01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:11,639
Speaker 2: It's how that's how much people don't want to exercise.

1496
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:15,080
Speaker 2: You've really got to zushit up for him. Want to

1497
01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:15,840
Speaker 2: go do some yoga?

1498
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:16,439
Speaker 14: M m m.

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01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:18,599
Speaker 7: What if they're otter running around?

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01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:19,400
Speaker 2: All right? Now I'm in?

1501
01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:22,880
Speaker 7: What if we walk backwards to get there?

1502
01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:23,800
Speaker 14: Ah?

1503
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:28,960
Speaker 2: I mean you're walking around with your mat under your arm.

1504
01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:32,719
Speaker 2: Did you say something about otters? Because now I'm in again.

1505
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:35,559
Speaker 7: I mean I was gonna do hot yoga.

1506
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:38,479
Speaker 2: But if you're telling me that it's not hot yoga

1507
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:42,360
Speaker 2: but there are carnivorous mammals walking around me, then maybe

1508
01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:44,800
Speaker 2: I'll go. And now I'm back in. And now I'm

1509
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:49,320
Speaker 2: back in. So listen, Like I said, anything that gets

1510
01:19:49,439 --> 01:19:56,960
Speaker 2: people healthier, legitimately healthy, right, not doctor brainworm with his

1511
01:19:57,400 --> 01:20:02,519
Speaker 2: You know, circumcision causes autism. I mean like actual data

1512
01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:09,439
Speaker 2: driven you know health, nothing wrong with it. But I mean,

1513
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:10,320
Speaker 2: aren't otters?

1514
01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:10,840
Speaker 1: Uh?

1515
01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:12,680
Speaker 2: Don't you got to keep an eye on them. I mean,

1516
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:13,559
Speaker 2: did I guess I didn't?

1517
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:13,960
Speaker 16: You know?

1518
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,599
Speaker 2: We for my daughter's birthday last February, we took her

1519
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:20,160
Speaker 2: and some of her friends, like way South to one

1520
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:22,280
Speaker 2: of these farms where you can interact with the animals,

1521
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:24,360
Speaker 2: and they had otters. I mean, they had the option

1522
01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:27,519
Speaker 2: if you booked a session to swim with the otters.

1523
01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:28,080
Speaker 2: We didn't do that.

1524
01:20:28,720 --> 01:20:29,719
Speaker 7: But they're playing with otters.

1525
01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:32,880
Speaker 2: But I didn't get the notion that this was maybe

1526
01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:36,080
Speaker 2: an animal that you could just let run around, especially

1527
01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:37,680
Speaker 2: in a yoga class. Seem like you want to keep

1528
01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:41,200
Speaker 2: an eye on an otter. I think so Again, I

1529
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:44,519
Speaker 2: know nothing about them other than the limited interaction I've

1530
01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:47,639
Speaker 2: had with otters. But they're cute. But there's like goth

1531
01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:53,880
Speaker 2: yoga now again, anything that gets people moving is good,

1532
01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:59,120
Speaker 2: but you gotta you know, you gotta up or people

1533
01:20:59,160 --> 01:20:59,600
Speaker 2: won't do it.

1534
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:05,120
Speaker 7: Hey, you're gonna you want to go for a walk,

1535
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:07,200
Speaker 7: you want to do it backwards?

1536
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:11,880
Speaker 2: Still not now? I want to do it less. Now

1537
01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:14,760
Speaker 2: hot yoga, that's legit. I like hot yoga. I've done

1538
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:16,920
Speaker 2: it in a minute, but that's legit. Because don't get

1539
01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:19,120
Speaker 2: me wrong, I love all that crap. I don't know

1540
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:22,880
Speaker 2: if that if that sensory depth tank is still there

1541
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:24,320
Speaker 2: in Lakewood, but I used to go over there all

1542
01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:26,920
Speaker 2: the time, like sensory deprivation tanks, like the float pods,

1543
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:31,240
Speaker 2: all that stuff. It's all great. I don't need an

1544
01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:34,040
Speaker 2: otter running around. And again, nobody's forcing you go to

1545
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:37,559
Speaker 2: otter yoga, but there have to be I wonder if

1546
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:39,320
Speaker 2: you have to get permits from like the Border Health

1547
01:21:39,439 --> 01:21:42,840
Speaker 2: or something to do that. They're so cute, Well they're

1548
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:45,599
Speaker 2: super cute, but it's like, you know, ferrets are cute too,

1549
01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:47,840
Speaker 2: but they're like the dicks of the animal kingdom. So

1550
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:51,479
Speaker 2: you're not gonna have a ferret running around razor sharp teeth. Yeah,

1551
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,640
Speaker 2: whatever you want running, I might get me there. I'm

1552
01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:56,040
Speaker 2: not gonna go just to be hot. Well no, yeah,

1553
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:57,679
Speaker 2: you don't have to do bickram yoga. I'm just saying,

1554
01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:59,960
Speaker 2: like yoga in general, I could do anything.

1555
01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:00,800
Speaker 9: Do it.

1556
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:07,439
Speaker 3: With your rob put on these skin tight shorts and

1557
01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:09,439
Speaker 3: then watch the otter and do the same thing he does.

1558
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:13,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, but my question is how many otters? Right if

1559
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:17,120
Speaker 2: it's a big class, a couple dozen people and one hotter, Yeah,

1560
01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:18,040
Speaker 2: you're watching the otter.

1561
01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:18,360
Speaker 14: You're not.

1562
01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:21,120
Speaker 2: Now you're gonna be You're gonna be focused on your thing,

1563
01:22:21,160 --> 01:22:22,960
Speaker 2: and the otter is gonna be somewhere else in the

1564
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,439
Speaker 2: studio and you're gonna be like, well, this is less fun.

1565
01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:27,080
Speaker 2: You gotta still be able to see it.

1566
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:29,240
Speaker 7: That's how we got you here.

1567
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:33,840
Speaker 3: Pedestal or something pedestal, Yeah, think, I mean, there's gotta

1568
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:37,599
Speaker 3: be something. You just have a hotter running around Alan.

1569
01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:41,000
Speaker 2: I've walked backwards on a treadmill because it helps my

1570
01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:47,360
Speaker 2: sciatic back pain. How about that? My sciatica, Oh.

1571
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:52,320
Speaker 1: God, God, Jesus and Baby Jesus, my big my sciatica

1572
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:55,639
Speaker 1: and ass, I'm walking backwards on a treadmill.

1573
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:59,519
Speaker 2: Boy, you gotta be careful doing that. Bro, you better

1574
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:01,360
Speaker 2: put that on a two or three. You gotta go

1575
01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:06,439
Speaker 2: wicket slow, yes and no incline. I'm walking backwards. By

1576
01:23:06,479 --> 01:23:09,559
Speaker 2: the way, I'm playing Sciatica tomorrow night on two hours

1577
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:13,880
Speaker 2: to midnight, our weekly metal show. Their song is called, Uh,

1578
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:20,000
Speaker 2: You've got some Nerve. That was terrible, terrible, awful terrible.

1579
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:23,200
Speaker 2: So yeah, they do otter yoga, they do cat yoga,

1580
01:23:23,400 --> 01:23:26,280
Speaker 2: they do all kinds of stuff to get people in there,

1581
01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:29,320
Speaker 2: and uh, Ultimately, there's nothing wrong with that. You get

1582
01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:32,920
Speaker 2: people in the door. Question is whether it costs more

1583
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,960
Speaker 2: if you are picking up the cost of that otter

1584
01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:39,800
Speaker 2: otter food or you know, and you're a yoga guy,

1585
01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:42,439
Speaker 2: I like yoga. Yeah, I don't do it as frequently

1586
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,160
Speaker 2: as I should, but I do like it.

1587
01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:44,479
Speaker 11: Yes.

1588
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:47,519
Speaker 2: Now, what about the two things that the two main

1589
01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:51,559
Speaker 2: things that will determine how healthy you are as an

1590
01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:55,120
Speaker 2: older person, Strength and flexibility. It's that simple. You could

1591
01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:57,640
Speaker 2: never be too strong and it's very hard to be

1592
01:23:57,680 --> 01:23:58,320
Speaker 2: too flexible.

1593
01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:02,880
Speaker 7: But so you the hot yoga. I have done hot yoga, yes,

1594
01:24:03,479 --> 01:24:03,960
Speaker 7: And it's.

1595
01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:07,720
Speaker 2: A very common thing that people fart the entire time

1596
01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:13,240
Speaker 2: during yoga. Correct. That's why I think I attribute this

1597
01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:18,400
Speaker 2: wave of girls on social media celebrating their farts to

1598
01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:22,520
Speaker 2: yoga because they have come up in the yoga environment

1599
01:24:22,760 --> 01:24:26,320
Speaker 2: where to your point, there's so much farting that the

1600
01:24:26,439 --> 01:24:28,960
Speaker 2: stigma is removed. And so now you've just got girls

1601
01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:33,400
Speaker 2: now that and guys are gross and women realize that they.

1602
01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:35,280
Speaker 7: Could make that's a lot of dudes kinks.

1603
01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:39,680
Speaker 2: There was just a big article in like some major publication,

1604
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:46,000
Speaker 2: The Atlantic or somebody did something about how yeah, a

1605
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:49,200
Speaker 2: lot of guys online their kink is girls farting.

1606
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:53,479
Speaker 7: Really Yeah, see that's I couldn't be further from that.

1607
01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:57,479
Speaker 2: I'm with you, but I think anything that makes people less,

1608
01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:01,880
Speaker 2: you know, nervous or whatever. But I attribute this wave

1609
01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:06,600
Speaker 2: of female fart content online and them laughing at it

1610
01:25:07,040 --> 01:25:12,000
Speaker 2: to yoga. Yeah, it's called a proctophilia. That's a fart fetish.

1611
01:25:12,479 --> 01:25:15,800
Speaker 2: Oh it is. Yeah, Okay, yeah, that's the I mean,

1612
01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:19,120
Speaker 2: it does the exact opposite for me. I don't like

1613
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:19,760
Speaker 2: that at all.

1614
01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:26,639
Speaker 3: But I don't fully understand though, if farts are always

1615
01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:30,360
Speaker 3: based on temperature to stink ratio, right, if they come

1616
01:25:30,400 --> 01:25:31,360
Speaker 3: out hot, it's gonna smell.

1617
01:25:31,439 --> 01:25:33,800
Speaker 7: Oh we talked about this, Yeah, right, if you're in

1618
01:25:33,840 --> 01:25:34,280
Speaker 7: a hot.

1619
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:36,240
Speaker 3: Yoga setting, isn't that gonna make it like ten times

1620
01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:38,080
Speaker 3: worse if it's one hundred and fifty degrees in the room.

1621
01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:41,160
Speaker 2: I think some people who are so focused when you're

1622
01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:44,120
Speaker 2: in hot yoga, unless you do it all the time,

1623
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:49,120
Speaker 2: it's so uncomfortable, it's so hot that I just think

1624
01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:55,880
Speaker 2: any release real probably make you feel better. Again, I

1625
01:25:56,280 --> 01:25:58,479
Speaker 2: don't ever recall farting in hot yoga, but I'm sure

1626
01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:04,559
Speaker 2: it happens. Discover magazine online an article from ten years ago,

1627
01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:06,120
Speaker 2: sexually aroused by farts.

1628
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:08,479
Speaker 7: You're not alone ten years ago.

1629
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:14,000
Speaker 2: Really, I just don't get that at it.

1630
01:26:14,760 --> 01:26:18,679
Speaker 7: Oh, well, that's why there's a whole spectrum of kinks.

1631
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:22,479
Speaker 2: Well, he has an ass for every seat, right, And

1632
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:25,400
Speaker 2: so you know, Brad was a twenty two year old

1633
01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:30,080
Speaker 2: single man from Illinois with a bachelor degree and fine arts,

1634
01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:35,360
Speaker 2: making a good living, and he had a fart kink.

1635
01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:40,080
Speaker 3: I guess that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. Fine arts,

1636
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:46,479
Speaker 3: fine arts, fine arts. For a guy who has a

1637
01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:49,280
Speaker 3: fart kink. It just goes together with what he's in.

1638
01:26:49,520 --> 01:26:52,519
Speaker 3: That's probably why he needed to know what the word was.

1639
01:26:53,080 --> 01:26:57,680
Speaker 3: I'm a proctophilia. What do you, sir, what do you

1640
01:26:57,760 --> 01:27:00,519
Speaker 3: do for work? I'm in fine art. It's the person

1641
01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:04,320
Speaker 3: writing just puts f dot arts. They're like, oh, he's

1642
01:27:04,360 --> 01:27:08,200
Speaker 3: a fart guy. Yeah, totally into farts.

1643
01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:12,320
Speaker 2: So he kind of reverse engineered it, is what you're saying, right, Yeah,

1644
01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:17,760
Speaker 2: well backed right into it, sure did so. Anyway, Yeah,

1645
01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:21,040
Speaker 2: I don't know, but obviously it's very very common in yoga.

1646
01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:22,680
Speaker 2: But that that that's kind of baked into the cake,

1647
01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:24,760
Speaker 2: like they know that right, nobody's like.

1648
01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:26,040
Speaker 7: Oh my god, whoops?

1649
01:27:26,360 --> 01:27:28,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, but how does I don't know how people don't laugh?

1650
01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:32,760
Speaker 3: And if somebody farts, I'm gonna laugh, you know, I mean, like,

1651
01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:34,280
Speaker 3: how do you not?

1652
01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:36,400
Speaker 5: I don't know that.

1653
01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:38,560
Speaker 2: Ah, I don't know that.

1654
01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:41,280
Speaker 3: I would laugh in a yoga class. If you're in

1655
01:27:41,320 --> 01:27:43,640
Speaker 3: a yoga class and they're like, okay, we're gonna do

1656
01:27:43,840 --> 01:27:45,160
Speaker 3: uh what is it? Downward dog?

1657
01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:45,920
Speaker 9: Now?

1658
01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:48,599
Speaker 3: Okay, here's the here's the post, and you bend over

1659
01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:50,880
Speaker 3: and someone blows a huge fart, you're not laughing.

1660
01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:55,160
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to make them feel bad if they

1661
01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:57,599
Speaker 2: feel weird about it, if they laughed.

1662
01:27:58,320 --> 01:28:02,040
Speaker 3: Oh dude, dear, is no holding back that. That's why

1663
01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:05,120
Speaker 3: I can't probably ever go. I don't have the power

1664
01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:11,760
Speaker 3: to not laugh at a fart. Hmmm, it's just gonna happen. Yeah, Sorry, Hey,

1665
01:28:11,840 --> 01:28:13,280
Speaker 3: my bad. I didn't mean to laugh at you and

1666
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:16,479
Speaker 3: make you feel uncomfortable, but you farted, and it's my

1667
01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:17,640
Speaker 3: right to laugh at that far.

1668
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:18,000
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1669
01:28:18,080 --> 01:28:20,000
Speaker 2: Like I said, I think any release, especially it was

1670
01:28:20,040 --> 01:28:21,720
Speaker 2: hot yoga classes. Boy, I mean, you come out of

1671
01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:24,919
Speaker 2: there just destroyed. Josh. You can't.

1672
01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:27,880
Speaker 7: Anybody doing camel yoga.

1673
01:28:28,360 --> 01:28:34,439
Speaker 2: That might be fun putting a camel toes person who

1674
01:28:34,520 --> 01:28:37,640
Speaker 2: died a fart failure. I don't have that clip anymore. No,

1675
01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:40,760
Speaker 2: I have the Swedish news anchor who farted when her

1676
01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:45,439
Speaker 2: sign for monda Yeah, hey.

1677
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Speaker 15: Car show on.

1678
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1679
01:29:02,640 --> 01:29:04,080
Speaker 2: fan twenty years of military.

1680
01:29:04,240 --> 01:29:08,719
Speaker 9: Come back to sign your afternoons show is horrible.

1681
01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:11,040
Speaker 2: Thanks from the Alan Cox Show.

1682
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Speaker 6: Horrible on one hundred point seven WMMS.

1683
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Speaker 2: Three five two. You want to send me a text,

1684
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Speaker 2: By the way, I will have another one thousand dollars

1685
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1686
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Speaker 2: next keyword. It's the second to last one today and

1687
01:29:34,320 --> 01:29:37,360
Speaker 2: for the week. We'll fire it back up on Monday morning.

1688
01:29:38,160 --> 01:29:42,479
Speaker 2: Grab a grand from the buzzard. Bookie Steve Byrne is

1689
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Speaker 2: back the headliner for what would end up being the

1690
01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:51,599
Speaker 2: final Alan Cox Show comedy tour twenty nineteen, really at

1691
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:54,720
Speaker 2: the Masonic because then COVID hit right and it was

1692
01:29:54,800 --> 01:29:58,280
Speaker 2: all gone. I killed it. You well, you killed it,

1693
01:29:58,720 --> 01:30:02,519
Speaker 2: but you didn't kill COVID killed it. Well, you killed it.

1694
01:30:03,080 --> 01:30:07,320
Speaker 2: I came from Wuhan that weekend. I killed the country

1695
01:30:07,479 --> 01:30:11,200
Speaker 2: and damn the club. I was patient zero. Josh Caderna

1696
01:30:11,320 --> 01:30:14,439
Speaker 2: is with us as well. He is your He's featuring

1697
01:30:14,479 --> 01:30:16,960
Speaker 2: for you over there at Hilarities this weekend. Josh, where

1698
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:19,000
Speaker 2: are you from? Let me get your CV very quick.

1699
01:30:19,080 --> 01:30:23,839
Speaker 7: Wuhan as well all the way around. The double whammy

1700
01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:24,360
Speaker 7: is a word.

1701
01:30:24,479 --> 01:30:27,799
Speaker 2: That's what we call it. We all have radio voices.

1702
01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:34,120
Speaker 2: I'm from I'm very sick. Now, I'm from Baltimore. Oh

1703
01:30:34,360 --> 01:30:38,160
Speaker 2: well you mean Balmore, Balmore, you leave the tea out right, Baltimore. Yeah,

1704
01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:42,080
Speaker 2: I came over here from Balmore via wu Han over

1705
01:30:42,120 --> 01:30:45,320
Speaker 2: there via wuhn. Well it's different in coming from Pittsburgh, Doyle,

1706
01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:47,880
Speaker 2: you come down off from Mount Washington. We got that wuhan,

1707
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:54,960
Speaker 2: you got that China food. How about those Penguins. I

1708
01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:59,040
Speaker 2: know you're a big Penguins fan. I used to uh yes,

1709
01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:03,960
Speaker 2: but I'm just saying yes, how about listen. Not everybody

1710
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:06,320
Speaker 2: can be killing it the way some teams are. My

1711
01:31:06,479 --> 01:31:09,240
Speaker 2: Toronto Blue Jays are the last team they follow that

1712
01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:12,840
Speaker 2: are even in this friggin thing. So you're not a Guardians,

1713
01:31:13,160 --> 01:31:15,320
Speaker 2: I'm a well, the White Sox are my home team,

1714
01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:19,680
Speaker 2: but they suck, suck, suck, so White sox on my

1715
01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:22,680
Speaker 2: home team. Guardians are my B team. They were in

1716
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:27,679
Speaker 2: it now they're not, gotcha. Pirates are my other division team.

1717
01:31:29,560 --> 01:31:32,280
Speaker 2: Yeah I know, okay, but the Blue Jays are like

1718
01:31:32,400 --> 01:31:36,000
Speaker 2: my my the team that I follow, four teams that one,

1719
01:31:36,080 --> 01:31:37,320
Speaker 2: and they're the only ones that are still in it.

1720
01:31:37,600 --> 01:31:39,439
Speaker 7: Right, So I'm over there rooting for the Blue.

1721
01:31:39,280 --> 01:31:43,680
Speaker 2: Jays and the only Canadian baseball team left, right, I mean,

1722
01:31:44,120 --> 01:31:52,200
Speaker 2: uh yeah exposed. Yeah that's right, yes, correct, and football

1723
01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:56,120
Speaker 2: team we lost one as well, so turnabouts, fair play.

1724
01:31:56,840 --> 01:32:00,479
Speaker 7: Here we go about him always. By the way, who's

1725
01:32:00,520 --> 01:32:01,760
Speaker 7: that both of you guys?

1726
01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:03,200
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh we do, don't wait?

1727
01:32:03,400 --> 01:32:05,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I'm an old man, how about this?

1728
01:32:05,360 --> 01:32:05,559
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1729
01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:07,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, hold you, I'm fifty four?

1730
01:32:08,160 --> 01:32:08,719
Speaker 2: Are you really?

1731
01:32:08,840 --> 01:32:13,320
Speaker 7: Hell's yes? I like I like that you pretend you're surprised.

1732
01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:16,840
Speaker 2: I love that. I think we're in the same range.

1733
01:32:16,920 --> 01:32:19,280
Speaker 2: But we're both gen xers. But I'm a little older

1734
01:32:19,360 --> 01:32:21,800
Speaker 2: than you, just a just a tad. How old are you?

1735
01:32:22,560 --> 01:32:25,479
Speaker 2: Fifty one? Yeah? So three years? I mean, Rob's like

1736
01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:26,479
Speaker 2: forty eight.

1737
01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:26,840
Speaker 5: What are you?

1738
01:32:26,920 --> 01:32:27,640
Speaker 2: Roub forty eight?

1739
01:32:28,520 --> 01:32:30,400
Speaker 7: Forty seven, Josh, you're twenty eight?

1740
01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:34,840
Speaker 2: Hold of you thirty nine? Robs twenty two young, sun

1741
01:32:34,920 --> 01:32:37,880
Speaker 2: block and just cigarettes. Look it looks horrible. Yeah it's not.

1742
01:32:38,040 --> 01:32:41,639
Speaker 2: Absolutely red wine and ice cream. That's their dinner every night. Okay,

1743
01:32:41,680 --> 01:32:44,160
Speaker 2: so quick question. So we're all of a generation spinal

1744
01:32:44,200 --> 01:32:45,800
Speaker 2: tap two. Who saw it?

1745
01:32:46,040 --> 01:32:47,280
Speaker 7: I never even got around to it.

1746
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:49,800
Speaker 2: It was apparently nobody saw it because it was gone

1747
01:32:50,080 --> 01:32:53,240
Speaker 2: in like a week on gone. I just watched it,

1748
01:32:53,360 --> 01:32:56,800
Speaker 2: So you never Oh I love it. I love spinal tap.

1749
01:32:56,880 --> 01:32:58,960
Speaker 2: I want to I want to see it. I wanted

1750
01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:01,040
Speaker 2: to see it in the theater. Is streaming already, you're

1751
01:33:01,040 --> 01:33:03,960
Speaker 2: streaming already? Oh okay, well then I will watch it. Okay. See,

1752
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:07,120
Speaker 2: I'm the guy that didn't like Superman. I thought Superman. Yeah,

1753
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:09,599
Speaker 2: I could not get down the street from this Superman

1754
01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:12,600
Speaker 2: hotel from they filmed everything like that. Yeah, I was

1755
01:33:12,640 --> 01:33:14,280
Speaker 2: walking around when we were in town filming it, but

1756
01:33:14,439 --> 01:33:16,080
Speaker 2: everybody was like, Superman's awesome.

1757
01:33:16,120 --> 01:33:17,880
Speaker 7: It's I'm in a distinct minority on that.

1758
01:33:18,080 --> 01:33:21,200
Speaker 2: I saw it in the theater and I go and

1759
01:33:21,240 --> 01:33:24,040
Speaker 2: then it starts streaming, and I go, well, maybe I'll

1760
01:33:24,040 --> 01:33:25,880
Speaker 2: give it another shot. Right, I got a half an

1761
01:33:25,880 --> 01:33:28,920
Speaker 2: hour in I go for me, Yeah, it's like for kids,

1762
01:33:29,200 --> 01:33:33,000
Speaker 2: it's the closest I'll come to popping a pill. Like

1763
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:37,200
Speaker 2: it is all over the map. There's so much going on, yes,

1764
01:33:37,439 --> 01:33:39,840
Speaker 2: and it's very bright, and they go to that third

1765
01:33:39,960 --> 01:33:42,759
Speaker 2: world or whatever. I was just like, I don't do drugs,

1766
01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:44,560
Speaker 2: but I assume this is what this is must be

1767
01:33:44,680 --> 01:33:47,599
Speaker 2: what like I went to Christopher Reeve and I'm here

1768
01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:48,080
Speaker 2: watching this.

1769
01:33:48,320 --> 01:33:50,920
Speaker 7: I mean, I went so I understand what he was

1770
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:51,560
Speaker 7: trying to do.

1771
01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:55,080
Speaker 2: He's like, we want like a bright, positive Superman. But

1772
01:33:55,280 --> 01:33:57,160
Speaker 2: in my mind as I'm watching Hi, I'm like, this

1773
01:33:57,320 --> 01:33:59,920
Speaker 2: is for children, Like this is a great kids movie.

1774
01:34:00,040 --> 01:34:02,360
Speaker 2: I could kno get into it, but apparently I'm one

1775
01:34:02,400 --> 01:34:05,320
Speaker 2: of the very few people. Yeah, I'm in the middle.

1776
01:34:05,479 --> 01:34:08,400
Speaker 2: My kids loved it. My kids love crypto. They love

1777
01:34:08,479 --> 01:34:09,760
Speaker 2: the dog. They liked it.

1778
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:11,559
Speaker 7: They came out of it like, oh, we love SuperM.

1779
01:34:11,600 --> 01:34:12,600
Speaker 7: I was like, well, there you go, that's it.

1780
01:34:12,760 --> 01:34:14,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right here. I hear the dog's a big party.

1781
01:34:15,040 --> 01:34:15,519
Speaker 4: Oh the dog.

1782
01:34:15,600 --> 01:34:17,680
Speaker 2: You didn't try to get your kids into crypto. Oh

1783
01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:21,080
Speaker 2: that's good. I was gonna say, Oh, you're always on

1784
01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:22,439
Speaker 2: the middle. I love crypto.

1785
01:34:23,680 --> 01:34:25,559
Speaker 7: Everybody's gonna be on crypto.

1786
01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:29,000
Speaker 16: You know, I love money. Everybody knows I love money.

1787
01:34:29,120 --> 01:34:34,040
Speaker 16: And I love technology. Nobody knows technology like I know technology.

1788
01:34:34,680 --> 01:34:38,920
Speaker 16: Any crypto is the new front deer. Speaking of all,

1789
01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:41,920
Speaker 16: I'm gonna love stay Burns from Muhan. I saw you,

1790
01:34:42,560 --> 01:34:43,960
Speaker 16: What did they see you on? Where you made the

1791
01:34:44,040 --> 01:34:46,320
Speaker 16: Jefferson David we were you?

1792
01:34:46,360 --> 01:34:46,479
Speaker 4: Just not?

1793
01:34:46,640 --> 01:34:50,080
Speaker 2: It was a Fox team show. I was on Late

1794
01:34:50,479 --> 01:34:53,200
Speaker 2: Saturday Night with jim Ifallia. Okay, so I see this

1795
01:34:53,840 --> 01:34:57,519
Speaker 2: and I felt for you because two weeks ago I

1796
01:34:57,600 --> 01:35:01,200
Speaker 2: made some dumb Jefferson Davis joke. Well I'm here, so

1797
01:35:01,320 --> 01:35:03,920
Speaker 2: I don't hear anything. Right, there's nobody groaning or anything.

1798
01:35:04,320 --> 01:35:06,600
Speaker 2: You were in a live room and it was like

1799
01:35:07,040 --> 01:35:10,240
Speaker 2: crickets crickets. Yeah, now that's a deep cut. It's a

1800
01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:12,639
Speaker 2: deep deep cut. But you think on Fox, you think

1801
01:35:12,720 --> 01:35:17,200
Speaker 2: that crowd jeff we love him. It's like that's Jesus

1802
01:35:17,280 --> 01:35:20,479
Speaker 2: Christ for Fox. Mewers Jefferson Davis. But Jimmy said that

1803
01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:24,240
Speaker 2: his his dog's or his son's name is Lincoln. Yeah,

1804
01:35:24,280 --> 01:35:26,320
Speaker 2: because he named him after Abraham Loss And oh my

1805
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:28,639
Speaker 2: son is actually with me. We named Tom Jefferson Davis

1806
01:35:28,680 --> 01:35:33,120
Speaker 2: Byrne and it's just a whoosh sucks. So who is

1807
01:35:33,200 --> 01:35:34,800
Speaker 2: that guy? Who's that host? I don't know who that

1808
01:35:34,920 --> 01:35:38,920
Speaker 2: is Jimmy. So the reason I know Jimmy, Jimmy literally

1809
01:35:39,240 --> 01:35:43,040
Speaker 2: was in late nineties, early two thousands a cab driver

1810
01:35:43,200 --> 01:35:45,400
Speaker 2: that did stand up, so he'd literally pull up to

1811
01:35:45,479 --> 01:35:48,800
Speaker 2: the club, throws carn park, turned the light off, run

1812
01:35:48,880 --> 01:35:51,040
Speaker 2: inside to a set, throw the meter back on, and

1813
01:35:51,160 --> 01:35:53,680
Speaker 2: hit the road. And so so you knew him before this.

1814
01:35:53,840 --> 01:35:55,599
Speaker 2: I don't keep him wack in the day. So now

1815
01:35:55,680 --> 01:35:58,200
Speaker 2: he's like ascended. Now he's a big talking head on

1816
01:35:58,280 --> 01:36:00,479
Speaker 2: Fox News. So I do his show probably once a month,

1817
01:36:00,479 --> 01:36:03,360
Speaker 2: and I do Gutfeld once a month, and it's crazy.

1818
01:36:03,439 --> 01:36:05,639
Speaker 2: I mean, Josh and I have talked about this multiple

1819
01:36:05,680 --> 01:36:09,519
Speaker 2: times because you know, I'm very politically independent, but I

1820
01:36:09,600 --> 01:36:11,680
Speaker 2: think the minute you do gut Feled, people think, oh,

1821
01:36:11,760 --> 01:36:14,160
Speaker 2: you're hard and conservative. And I was my question, just

1822
01:36:14,240 --> 01:36:16,840
Speaker 2: like I'll go do anything like Roywood. Junter is one

1823
01:36:16,840 --> 01:36:18,439
Speaker 2: of my good pals. He's never asked me to do

1824
01:36:18,479 --> 01:36:22,599
Speaker 2: a show. I've submitted two or three times to Colbert.

1825
01:36:23,120 --> 01:36:26,280
Speaker 2: I haven't gotten on for whatever reason, but it's not

1826
01:36:26,439 --> 01:36:28,840
Speaker 2: for lack of trying on my end. I certainly would

1827
01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:31,600
Speaker 2: go and do panel or stand up on foul and

1828
01:36:31,680 --> 01:36:34,120
Speaker 2: or any of them. The problem is these days, I

1829
01:36:34,200 --> 01:36:37,960
Speaker 2: think that it is divisive, and it's this zero tolerance.

1830
01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:42,120
Speaker 2: It's almost like we can't give platform to anybody that

1831
01:36:42,320 --> 01:36:46,600
Speaker 2: might disagree or have a difference of opinion, or not

1832
01:36:46,720 --> 01:36:50,439
Speaker 2: only difference of opinion, but just a difference in terms

1833
01:36:50,520 --> 01:36:51,800
Speaker 2: of diversity of thought.

1834
01:36:52,240 --> 01:36:55,040
Speaker 7: Which is why I appreciate Bill Maher.

1835
01:36:55,040 --> 01:36:58,400
Speaker 2: I watched Bill Maher weekly and he really is somebody

1836
01:36:58,560 --> 01:37:02,639
Speaker 2: that will be abjective. And I think I'm I'm probably

1837
01:37:02,720 --> 01:37:05,680
Speaker 2: closest a line to Bill Maher than anybody I've seen

1838
01:37:05,760 --> 01:37:08,360
Speaker 2: in these because I have Bill on this show a

1839
01:37:08,439 --> 01:37:12,200
Speaker 2: couple of times every year, and not even objective, just

1840
01:37:12,360 --> 01:37:16,040
Speaker 2: somebody who's not necessarily shut down to everything, you know,

1841
01:37:16,160 --> 01:37:19,920
Speaker 2: because people go why to your point, people go, well,

1842
01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:23,439
Speaker 2: why can't we just get a broader spectrum of whatever?

1843
01:37:23,960 --> 01:37:26,640
Speaker 2: And you go, that's a great theory, but people are

1844
01:37:26,760 --> 01:37:30,519
Speaker 2: really siloed and networks are just given people what they're

1845
01:37:30,560 --> 01:37:32,960
Speaker 2: coming to see. So it's kind of like incumbent upon

1846
01:37:33,200 --> 01:37:36,520
Speaker 2: us to figure that out. Ye, Rather than the reverse engineering,

1847
01:37:36,640 --> 01:37:39,240
Speaker 2: it's like the business dynamic. I spent five years studying

1848
01:37:39,320 --> 01:37:42,920
Speaker 2: Johnny Carson, like literally studying Johnny Carson, like Jeff Ross,

1849
01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:46,320
Speaker 2: studied the art of the roast. Yeah, he would literally

1850
01:37:46,520 --> 01:37:49,840
Speaker 2: go to museum at television radio and before the Internet,

1851
01:37:49,960 --> 01:37:52,200
Speaker 2: he was watching all the Dean Martin Rose, so he

1852
01:37:52,320 --> 01:37:55,880
Speaker 2: was literally watching it constantly and studying it. So I

1853
01:37:56,000 --> 01:37:59,360
Speaker 2: studied Carson, I studied, you know, and then just to

1854
01:37:59,680 --> 01:38:02,680
Speaker 2: try to emulate the writing style of a lot of

1855
01:38:02,720 --> 01:38:05,720
Speaker 2: those late night writers. And so I started getting into

1856
01:38:06,120 --> 01:38:09,040
Speaker 2: this late night monologue style that I really love doing,

1857
01:38:09,160 --> 01:38:11,640
Speaker 2: and it's really fun to do. You integrated into your

1858
01:38:11,680 --> 01:38:14,200
Speaker 2: specials and everything, integrated in the specialist and everything. But

1859
01:38:14,280 --> 01:38:17,240
Speaker 2: now I'm getting death threats. My wife is getting affected

1860
01:38:17,640 --> 01:38:19,920
Speaker 2: because of the live show or because of what I

1861
01:38:20,040 --> 01:38:22,760
Speaker 2: put online, because you know, I made a joke about

1862
01:38:22,800 --> 01:38:25,519
Speaker 2: Mitch Mcconnody the other day, but people will instantly fly

1863
01:38:25,720 --> 01:38:27,880
Speaker 2: over that. A lot of the I got, to be

1864
01:38:27,920 --> 01:38:29,680
Speaker 2: honest with you, A lot of the hatred, a lot

1865
01:38:29,720 --> 01:38:31,559
Speaker 2: of the vich you all comes from.

1866
01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:34,920
Speaker 7: Left liberals, I understand.

1867
01:38:34,960 --> 01:38:37,559
Speaker 2: Does I never had that from the right, and even

1868
01:38:37,640 --> 01:38:39,800
Speaker 2: my friends in entertainment on the right, I never had it.

1869
01:38:40,240 --> 01:38:43,280
Speaker 2: But a lot of I'm getting texts over the last

1870
01:38:43,320 --> 01:38:44,880
Speaker 2: two years. I just got one the other day from

1871
01:38:45,120 --> 01:38:47,240
Speaker 2: a good friend of mine who's a comedian that's very left,

1872
01:38:47,720 --> 01:38:50,400
Speaker 2: just saying, what's happening? Are you conservative? I'm hearing like

1873
01:38:50,479 --> 01:38:53,360
Speaker 2: you're all I'm like, no, I'm me. I'm independent. I

1874
01:38:53,560 --> 01:38:56,160
Speaker 2: like to make jokes about everybody, and I think if

1875
01:38:56,200 --> 01:38:59,960
Speaker 2: you come to see the shows especially, it is fairly balanced.

1876
01:39:00,120 --> 01:39:01,400
Speaker 7: Especially in the monologue stuff.

1877
01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:03,680
Speaker 2: I try to hit the left and the right for

1878
01:39:03,800 --> 01:39:07,439
Speaker 2: as much as I I will, maybe even to a

1879
01:39:07,520 --> 01:39:10,760
Speaker 2: point like defend Trump. Then the next half half I'm

1880
01:39:10,840 --> 01:39:14,639
Speaker 2: actually kind of like doing the converse on Trump, where

1881
01:39:14,680 --> 01:39:16,560
Speaker 2: I'm going to the opposite and swinging the pendulum and

1882
01:39:16,640 --> 01:39:19,000
Speaker 2: having fun with him. So I do try to keep

1883
01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:22,120
Speaker 2: it very balanced when I do the show because I'm

1884
01:39:22,160 --> 01:39:25,240
Speaker 2: held accountable nightly by people to come to the shows.

1885
01:39:25,320 --> 01:39:27,400
Speaker 2: And when I see them leaving and I'm asking them,

1886
01:39:27,760 --> 01:39:29,920
Speaker 2: did you have a great time tonight? Was it great?

1887
01:39:29,960 --> 01:39:33,400
Speaker 2: Because I put everything out, they all seemingly have a

1888
01:39:33,479 --> 01:39:36,840
Speaker 2: great time. I think the problem is these days, when

1889
01:39:36,840 --> 01:39:40,320
Speaker 2: you put something on social media, your pigeonholed into one

1890
01:39:41,040 --> 01:39:43,840
Speaker 2: sector because that's all they remember. They don't remember the

1891
01:39:43,920 --> 01:39:45,720
Speaker 2: other ones that I made. I just made fun of

1892
01:39:45,760 --> 01:39:49,120
Speaker 2: the turning point halftime show, and that joke went viral. Yeah,

1893
01:39:49,160 --> 01:39:51,519
Speaker 2: but I won't get any pats on the back. I

1894
01:39:51,560 --> 01:39:53,519
Speaker 2: won't get any like, hey, good job on that joke.

1895
01:39:53,600 --> 01:39:55,320
Speaker 2: It's just why do you do this? Why do you

1896
01:39:55,360 --> 01:39:57,080
Speaker 2: do that? How are you just like guys? But that's

1897
01:39:57,120 --> 01:39:59,679
Speaker 2: what I mean is also like the algo is feeding

1898
01:40:00,040 --> 01:40:02,920
Speaker 2: people like it's picking out, you know, and so it's

1899
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:06,080
Speaker 2: like you got to reverse engineer at all most of

1900
01:40:06,160 --> 01:40:08,360
Speaker 2: the point where it's like you got like I follow

1901
01:40:08,439 --> 01:40:10,840
Speaker 2: Fox News, I follow like all, I'm a progressive, I'm

1902
01:40:10,880 --> 01:40:12,640
Speaker 2: as liberal as they come. Yeah, But so I was

1903
01:40:12,680 --> 01:40:14,160
Speaker 2: really am I didn't go too deep into it, but

1904
01:40:14,240 --> 01:40:16,360
Speaker 2: people were asking me about that Riat Comedy Festival, and

1905
01:40:16,360 --> 01:40:18,479
Speaker 2: obviously I had no direct connection to it, but I

1906
01:40:18,520 --> 01:40:20,160
Speaker 2: was really ambivalent about it because on the one hand,

1907
01:40:20,160 --> 01:40:23,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, I understand why comics were doing this, right,

1908
01:40:23,720 --> 01:40:29,040
Speaker 2: because they're like, well, you know, uh, we're bringing our

1909
01:40:29,120 --> 01:40:30,800
Speaker 2: culture to them or whatever. And by the way, this

1910
01:40:30,960 --> 01:40:34,200
Speaker 2: is not an unprecedented situation. American comics have been doing

1911
01:40:34,240 --> 01:40:36,640
Speaker 2: the mi add least for a while now. Yeah, I mean,

1912
01:40:36,680 --> 01:40:39,600
Speaker 2: so you know, it's usually a USO tour, though it is,

1913
01:40:39,720 --> 01:40:41,280
Speaker 2: but they've been I don't know that there's been a

1914
01:40:41,320 --> 01:40:44,120
Speaker 2: comedy festival, but a lot of those guys, like Louis,

1915
01:40:44,160 --> 01:40:46,800
Speaker 2: and they've done shows over their be course, you know

1916
01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:48,439
Speaker 2: what I mean. So it's not like they were breaking

1917
01:40:48,520 --> 01:40:50,879
Speaker 2: the seal on this thing. Yeah, but I also understood

1918
01:40:50,880 --> 01:40:53,960
Speaker 2: people that were like, yeah, that is blood money and

1919
01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:54,840
Speaker 2: blah blah blah.

1920
01:40:55,400 --> 01:40:56,800
Speaker 7: It was a real weird thing.

1921
01:40:56,960 --> 01:40:59,600
Speaker 2: Louis was on Bill Maher and he's like, you know,

1922
01:40:59,840 --> 01:41:02,560
Speaker 2: he was pretty uh, he was pretty candid about the

1923
01:41:02,600 --> 01:41:05,600
Speaker 2: whole thing. Yeah, and I think I think, look, it

1924
01:41:05,880 --> 01:41:08,160
Speaker 2: was a paydate. A lot of them couldn't refuse. And

1925
01:41:08,520 --> 01:41:11,800
Speaker 2: Bill Burr's saying, oh my god, the royal family, they

1926
01:41:11,920 --> 01:41:15,200
Speaker 2: they were awesome. It's like, yeah, so was Beijing. When

1927
01:41:15,280 --> 01:41:17,040
Speaker 2: when you go to the Olympics, like they clean the

1928
01:41:17,080 --> 01:41:21,760
Speaker 2: streets up. They literally it's like they clean the whole

1929
01:41:21,840 --> 01:41:23,360
Speaker 2: Of course they're going to roll out the red carpet,

1930
01:41:23,400 --> 01:41:25,960
Speaker 2: make you feel welcome. But go there, Go there on

1931
01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:28,000
Speaker 2: a Tuesday when the festival is not happening. Go to

1932
01:41:28,080 --> 01:41:30,840
Speaker 2: an American city when it's not having the super Bowl.

1933
01:41:31,280 --> 01:41:33,599
Speaker 2: Like yeah, years ago when the Steelers, I was still

1934
01:41:33,640 --> 01:41:35,280
Speaker 2: on in Pittsburgh and I was doing a week of

1935
01:41:35,360 --> 01:41:38,400
Speaker 2: shows from Detroit because the super Bowl that year, like

1936
01:41:38,640 --> 01:41:41,120
Speaker 2: six O seven was at Ford Field in Detroit.

1937
01:41:41,200 --> 01:41:43,439
Speaker 7: It was the Steelers and the Seahawks, I think, and.

1938
01:41:43,640 --> 01:41:47,120
Speaker 2: Boy, they put every homeless person inside. They were like

1939
01:41:47,280 --> 01:41:51,720
Speaker 2: building facades and shelters for super Bowl week to get

1940
01:41:51,800 --> 01:41:54,760
Speaker 2: people off the street. So Detroit looked awesome. But I

1941
01:41:54,840 --> 01:41:57,639
Speaker 2: mean that's a different you know, that's a sliding scale.

1942
01:41:57,680 --> 01:41:59,360
Speaker 2: But I mean they do those kinds of things that

1943
01:41:59,400 --> 01:42:03,080
Speaker 2: your best face forward. Of course, of course, my disparity

1944
01:42:03,160 --> 01:42:06,280
Speaker 2: or issue with the folks that did the RII Comedy Festival, right, yeah,

1945
01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:09,200
Speaker 2: I have a lot of friends and even a lot

1946
01:42:09,280 --> 01:42:12,479
Speaker 2: of people that were my friends that are on that mosaic.

1947
01:42:12,560 --> 01:42:14,840
Speaker 2: I saw that poster. I know people that are in

1948
01:42:14,920 --> 01:42:17,400
Speaker 2: front of me. I know people that's blocked me. I

1949
01:42:17,520 --> 01:42:19,640
Speaker 2: know people that un followed me. I know people on

1950
01:42:19,760 --> 01:42:21,880
Speaker 2: that poster that I was very tight with. The don't

1951
01:42:21,960 --> 01:42:26,080
Speaker 2: talk to me anymore because seemingly I make jokes about

1952
01:42:26,160 --> 01:42:30,679
Speaker 2: their side. But you're also not some like sooner right wing,

1953
01:42:31,080 --> 01:42:35,200
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. So I'm cure I'm surprised, because

1954
01:42:35,200 --> 01:42:38,640
Speaker 2: if you get a bunch of comedians into a room, right,

1955
01:42:38,920 --> 01:42:42,599
Speaker 2: they'll usually find kind of uh, they'll find sea level.

1956
01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:45,920
Speaker 7: Yes, you know, what I mean, you know, is it funny?

1957
01:42:46,000 --> 01:42:48,080
Speaker 2: Is it not funny? That kind of right? Right, So

1958
01:42:48,280 --> 01:42:52,200
Speaker 2: I'm surprised that's what you're getting. That sucks. Yeah, I've

1959
01:42:52,320 --> 01:42:56,120
Speaker 2: gotten it. I've gotten vitriol and malice from my friends

1960
01:42:56,200 --> 01:42:59,040
Speaker 2: that are hard and left hard and left right. And

1961
01:42:59,160 --> 01:43:02,760
Speaker 2: it's almost like I would analogize it to like the

1962
01:43:02,840 --> 01:43:05,720
Speaker 2: trans debate, right, It's like, well, here's my perspective on

1963
01:43:05,840 --> 01:43:08,800
Speaker 2: trans as a parent, right, Yeah, Well you can't say that.

1964
01:43:08,880 --> 01:43:10,479
Speaker 2: It's like, but why can't I have a difference of

1965
01:43:10,560 --> 01:43:12,519
Speaker 2: a pinion? Well, that's hate speech. It's like, it's not

1966
01:43:12,600 --> 01:43:15,320
Speaker 2: hate speech, it's an opinion, you know. And I think

1967
01:43:15,439 --> 01:43:18,200
Speaker 2: another part of it these days as being a comedian

1968
01:43:18,880 --> 01:43:22,360
Speaker 2: is I'm being held responsible for comments people make in

1969
01:43:22,400 --> 01:43:26,080
Speaker 2: the comments section. That's the other issue is like you're

1970
01:43:26,400 --> 01:43:29,439
Speaker 2: enabling this hatred. It's like, no, I'm posting a joke,

1971
01:43:29,960 --> 01:43:32,240
Speaker 2: You're going into the comments section, you're reading it. You're

1972
01:43:32,240 --> 01:43:34,519
Speaker 2: poking the Horne's nest. Now they're all coming after you.

1973
01:43:35,080 --> 01:43:38,200
Speaker 2: And by the way it goes, it flips every other day.

1974
01:43:38,240 --> 01:43:40,599
Speaker 2: The petulum flips are, you know, dependent on what I write.

1975
01:43:40,680 --> 01:43:44,720
Speaker 2: So I just I think it's unfair to like in

1976
01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:47,160
Speaker 2: this day and age of social media, et cetera, et cetera,

1977
01:43:47,479 --> 01:43:51,559
Speaker 2: being held accountable and responsible for the things other people saying.

1978
01:43:51,680 --> 01:43:55,240
Speaker 2: When I'm just posting a joke. You know, the joke

1979
01:43:55,400 --> 01:43:58,679
Speaker 2: may be something you'd disagree with, but it's never done

1980
01:43:58,760 --> 01:44:02,000
Speaker 2: out of like I have malice or yeah thing, it's

1981
01:44:02,080 --> 01:44:03,560
Speaker 2: just like it's at the end of the day, a

1982
01:44:03,760 --> 01:44:07,200
Speaker 2: joke that I tried. My barometer is could I do

1983
01:44:07,360 --> 01:44:08,559
Speaker 2: this on a late night talk show?

1984
01:44:08,840 --> 01:44:09,080
Speaker 3: That's it.

1985
01:44:10,120 --> 01:44:12,400
Speaker 7: Josh Baltimore is known for crabs.

1986
01:44:12,080 --> 01:44:14,840
Speaker 2: Right, I do have crabs. I didn't think we're going

1987
01:44:14,880 --> 01:44:17,760
Speaker 2: to talk about it, but yeah, I know that might

1988
01:44:17,800 --> 01:44:20,600
Speaker 2: be a hip of violation. But nevertheless, Steve Burn and

1989
01:44:20,840 --> 01:44:23,640
Speaker 2: Josh Caderna are doing the weekend at Hilarities. If you

1990
01:44:23,720 --> 01:44:25,560
Speaker 2: go to hilarities dot com you will see all of

1991
01:44:25,640 --> 01:44:28,880
Speaker 2: the details there six thirty and nine to fifteen tonight,

1992
01:44:29,360 --> 01:44:33,000
Speaker 2: six thirty and nine to fifteen tomorrow night. Now, we've

1993
01:44:33,040 --> 01:44:36,880
Speaker 2: talked about this all year long, fortieth anniversary of Hilarities. Right.

1994
01:44:38,520 --> 01:44:41,559
Speaker 7: An icon in the comedy club business nic Costas.

1995
01:44:41,600 --> 01:44:43,680
Speaker 2: Right, there is an a comedian that comes through that

1996
01:44:43,960 --> 01:44:47,200
Speaker 2: is anything more than glowing about Hilarities as an establishment

1997
01:44:47,479 --> 01:44:50,320
Speaker 2: for the fortieth anniversary. This is why they bring in

1998
01:44:50,439 --> 01:44:53,240
Speaker 2: big guns like Steve Byrne. This is why you know

1999
01:44:53,520 --> 01:44:55,120
Speaker 2: Louis came through to do a one night or a

2000
01:44:55,200 --> 01:44:57,439
Speaker 2: while ago. Pete Davidson comes in, Neil and comes in.

2001
01:44:57,720 --> 01:45:00,959
Speaker 2: They go, what is Steve byrn doing? Lives in Nashville,

2002
01:45:01,000 --> 01:45:04,040
Speaker 2: Now go get him right They bring him in with

2003
01:45:04,240 --> 01:45:07,120
Speaker 2: Josh for the shows this weekend and very excited. Well,

2004
01:45:07,160 --> 01:45:09,479
Speaker 2: I just got done at a gun range with Kid Rock,

2005
01:45:09,520 --> 01:45:11,760
Speaker 2: so I'm more than happy to be here. It's a

2006
01:45:11,840 --> 01:45:15,240
Speaker 2: lot of wasted beer. That's a real that's a real shame. Yeah,

2007
01:45:15,320 --> 01:45:18,320
Speaker 2: by the way, inside here between you and me. But today,

2008
01:45:19,200 --> 01:45:24,719
Speaker 2: our friend Sean McDowell turns seventy years old. Wow, seventy seventy.

2009
01:45:24,800 --> 01:45:26,840
Speaker 2: He retired to Vegas many years ago. Last I was

2010
01:45:26,840 --> 01:45:29,200
Speaker 2: out there. He is a fantastic but looks awesome, still

2011
01:45:29,200 --> 01:45:32,439
Speaker 2: looks exactly the same. Yeah, seventy today, that's getting high

2012
01:45:32,680 --> 01:45:35,479
Speaker 2: every day all day. Seventy is the new fifty four.

2013
01:45:36,520 --> 01:45:38,800
Speaker 2: That's what they say. You know, I've heard that. I

2014
01:45:38,840 --> 01:45:42,479
Speaker 2: did hear that. We have these conversations about, like, you know,

2015
01:45:42,720 --> 01:45:46,360
Speaker 2: life extension technology, not just within the Alex Jones Sphere

2016
01:45:46,439 --> 01:45:49,320
Speaker 2: or whatever. But I mean, you know you're constantly seeingty

2017
01:45:49,400 --> 01:45:54,599
Speaker 2: hook with between Ai and all these other things. Right,

2018
01:45:55,120 --> 01:45:58,800
Speaker 2: I'm just hoping that I can hang on long enough

2019
01:45:59,080 --> 01:46:01,519
Speaker 2: where they go, take this pill and you get another

2020
01:46:01,600 --> 01:46:03,640
Speaker 2: fifty years. I don't care if I take you to

2021
01:46:03,720 --> 01:46:07,120
Speaker 2: do it. Absolutely, yes, you'd stick around front the other

2022
01:46:07,160 --> 01:46:09,880
Speaker 2: fifty I think. So, I mean, I'm in good, nothing hurts, right,

2023
01:46:09,960 --> 01:46:11,880
Speaker 2: I'm fifty four. I take pretty good care of myself.

2024
01:46:12,040 --> 01:46:13,920
Speaker 2: I'm an old dad. I mean, I have two older kids,

2025
01:46:14,000 --> 01:46:15,960
Speaker 2: but I have a fourth grader, and so it's like

2026
01:46:16,080 --> 01:46:18,240
Speaker 2: I'd like to stick around long enough for that. But

2027
01:46:18,360 --> 01:46:21,560
Speaker 2: also it's like the vampire movies. Right, you want to

2028
01:46:21,600 --> 01:46:24,280
Speaker 2: get bit when you're like twenty one. You don't want

2029
01:46:24,280 --> 01:46:26,760
Speaker 2: to get bit when you're nine. Here'son Dunst. You don't

2030
01:46:26,760 --> 01:46:28,600
Speaker 2: want to get bit when you're seventy, right, No, you

2031
01:46:28,640 --> 01:46:31,840
Speaker 2: want to get bit in your prime. Yeah, fifty four

2032
01:46:32,000 --> 01:46:34,960
Speaker 2: is no one's prime. It's like not old. But you know,

2033
01:46:35,080 --> 01:46:37,200
Speaker 2: if you die still got it, you're still young. Only

2034
01:46:37,240 --> 01:46:39,280
Speaker 2: if you die at fifty you got a head of hair.

2035
01:46:39,479 --> 01:46:42,519
Speaker 2: Well hold on that. I'd argue I could, but you say,

2036
01:46:42,560 --> 01:46:45,160
Speaker 2: old Toby Keith song. I as good as I once was,

2037
01:46:45,240 --> 01:46:47,400
Speaker 2: but I'm as good once as I'll ever be.

2038
01:46:47,520 --> 01:46:47,600
Speaker 4: Right.

2039
01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:48,400
Speaker 7: Isn't that something like that?

2040
01:46:48,560 --> 01:46:49,000
Speaker 17: Yeah? Like that?

2041
01:46:49,120 --> 01:46:51,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, yes, Nashville still Steve Byrne.

2042
01:46:51,120 --> 01:46:55,439
Speaker 2: Everybody. I'm the oldest I've ever been, and I'm the

2043
01:46:55,520 --> 01:46:58,800
Speaker 2: youngest I'll ever be. Right now?

2044
01:46:59,000 --> 01:46:59,960
Speaker 7: Is that burnaked lady?

2045
01:47:00,200 --> 01:47:00,720
Speaker 4: What what is that?

2046
01:47:00,960 --> 01:47:03,559
Speaker 7: It might be yeah, okay, it might make George Wash

2047
01:47:03,720 --> 01:47:09,320
Speaker 7: Yeah it might have been. Jefferson Davis, Jefferson Davis. Is

2048
01:47:09,360 --> 01:47:09,960
Speaker 7: there we go?

2049
01:47:10,240 --> 01:47:13,400
Speaker 2: Yes, we go, Nathan Hale. I regret that I have

2050
01:47:13,720 --> 01:47:16,519
Speaker 2: but one life to give for my country, and I'm

2051
01:47:16,560 --> 01:47:18,880
Speaker 2: the youngest I'm ever gonna be again. You know, they

2052
01:47:18,960 --> 01:47:21,280
Speaker 2: never get the fox that head of hair. You should

2053
01:47:21,360 --> 01:47:25,439
Speaker 2: travel everywhere horseback. Who says, I don't you know what?

2054
01:47:25,680 --> 01:47:30,160
Speaker 2: It's that damn anti horse legislation that's sweeping its way

2055
01:47:30,240 --> 01:47:32,880
Speaker 2: through Ohio. You gotta get you gotta have those Mariah

2056
01:47:32,920 --> 01:47:35,960
Speaker 2: Carey fans. When guests come in and it just blows

2057
01:47:36,000 --> 01:47:39,479
Speaker 2: and ripples through your hair. Yeah, yeah, there's a lot

2058
01:47:39,520 --> 01:47:42,760
Speaker 2: that blows around here. It's rippling through my hair. Listen, Josh,

2059
01:47:42,840 --> 01:47:46,280
Speaker 2: from one hair farmer to another, I mean, congratulations, thank you,

2060
01:47:46,840 --> 01:47:50,519
Speaker 2: fast how are the children. By the way, Steve Burne,

2061
01:47:50,680 --> 01:47:53,680
Speaker 2: kids are good. They gotta be old thirteen. It's a

2062
01:47:53,720 --> 01:47:56,560
Speaker 2: silly thing to say teenager. You have a teenager. I

2063
01:47:56,640 --> 01:47:57,280
Speaker 2: have a teenage.

2064
01:47:57,360 --> 01:47:57,519
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2065
01:47:58,760 --> 01:48:01,840
Speaker 2: She is as paint in the butt. Yeah, she's at

2066
01:48:01,880 --> 01:48:05,720
Speaker 2: that age now where it's like, oh boy, here we go, Masphora. Yeah.

2067
01:48:06,560 --> 01:48:10,439
Speaker 2: The Aviator Nation we're in Vegas. Sweatshirt. Do you know

2068
01:48:10,479 --> 01:48:12,439
Speaker 2: how much an Aviator Nation sweatshirt is? I have a

2069
01:48:12,479 --> 01:48:15,720
Speaker 2: hoodie and it was one hundred and seventy five dollars. Yeah,

2070
01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:16,920
Speaker 2: and it's not even good.

2071
01:48:17,240 --> 01:48:17,920
Speaker 4: I love it.

2072
01:48:18,120 --> 01:48:21,320
Speaker 2: It's solid. Bro, I love Aviator Nation. Do you really?

2073
01:48:21,520 --> 01:48:21,720
Speaker 12: Yes?

2074
01:48:22,000 --> 01:48:24,360
Speaker 2: Why best hoody I own? Come on, there's a lot

2075
01:48:24,400 --> 01:48:26,160
Speaker 2: of things you pay a ton of money for and

2076
01:48:26,240 --> 01:48:28,240
Speaker 2: then you get them and you're like, this kind of sucks.

2077
01:48:28,280 --> 01:48:30,880
Speaker 2: It's just I think Aviator Nation, at least the couple

2078
01:48:30,920 --> 01:48:33,719
Speaker 2: of items I've gotten from them, they are of course

2079
01:48:33,920 --> 01:48:35,320
Speaker 2: over priced, but.

2080
01:48:37,080 --> 01:48:39,639
Speaker 7: But they're solid. I think you're solid. Yeah, So it's

2081
01:48:39,640 --> 01:48:42,280
Speaker 7: the wy Goose Steak of sweatshirts.

2082
01:48:42,600 --> 01:48:46,800
Speaker 2: As far as I'm concerned that, you know, I'm no epicure,

2083
01:48:46,960 --> 01:48:48,800
Speaker 2: but I mean, as far as hoodies go, pump up

2084
01:48:48,840 --> 01:48:51,840
Speaker 2: the seat you know, as far as I'm concerned, Yeah right,

2085
01:48:52,200 --> 01:48:54,840
Speaker 2: I mean, why would I hide this hair under a hood?

2086
01:48:55,840 --> 01:48:59,040
Speaker 2: You know, no wearing hats or anything? Josh knows. Yeah,

2087
01:48:59,080 --> 01:49:01,320
Speaker 2: of course that a hat. You guys should be in

2088
01:49:01,360 --> 01:49:03,280
Speaker 2: a band and I'll be the keyboard player. I mean,

2089
01:49:03,320 --> 01:49:05,760
Speaker 2: that's really what's happened. Like, why the keyboards because the

2090
01:49:06,040 --> 01:49:11,120
Speaker 2: keyboard player is always in the back over here and

2091
01:49:11,280 --> 01:49:12,360
Speaker 2: tell that to John Tesh.

2092
01:49:12,760 --> 01:49:17,640
Speaker 7: Not cool? Okay, this guy round ball rock? Yeah, you're you.

2093
01:49:17,920 --> 01:49:18,800
Speaker 7: You're in a band, Josh?

2094
01:49:18,920 --> 01:49:21,200
Speaker 2: Is that the deal? Yes? Or you're musically and what's

2095
01:49:21,240 --> 01:49:25,120
Speaker 2: your band? Bands called gist? Okay, I would prefer Jizz,

2096
01:49:25,240 --> 01:49:27,840
Speaker 2: but just I guess is that j I S team.

2097
01:49:27,960 --> 01:49:30,560
Speaker 2: That's a lot of g I S t G I

2098
01:49:30,760 --> 01:49:32,560
Speaker 2: S a lot of people, and I gotta tell you

2099
01:49:32,720 --> 01:49:34,800
Speaker 2: they say the same thing. They go, your band is jizz.

2100
01:49:36,200 --> 01:49:39,240
Speaker 2: Yeah you're close. Yeah the band group chat is called

2101
01:49:39,240 --> 01:49:42,200
Speaker 2: the jizz chats all right? Yeah yeah? Put our music

2102
01:49:42,320 --> 01:49:45,960
Speaker 2: all over your face, shoot it all over the shoot

2103
01:49:46,000 --> 01:49:49,120
Speaker 2: it everywhere. If he's saying it, you've had it multiple times.

2104
01:49:49,240 --> 01:49:52,000
Speaker 2: Have you ever thought maybe this isn't like we can't

2105
01:49:52,040 --> 01:49:53,920
Speaker 2: have merch guys? Is this the real? Like if you

2106
01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:56,719
Speaker 2: know quacks like a duck looks like a duck called jizz?

2107
01:49:56,920 --> 01:49:59,320
Speaker 2: Is this what you're saying? Or lean into it or

2108
01:49:59,360 --> 01:50:00,880
Speaker 2: don't do it? I I don't think you lean into it?

2109
01:50:01,040 --> 01:50:04,679
Speaker 2: Have you thought of changing it? Gist parentheses were not jizz?

2110
01:50:04,880 --> 01:50:08,080
Speaker 2: Would that where you go? I'm looking at your Instagramiz,

2111
01:50:08,439 --> 01:50:09,080
Speaker 2: I do?

2112
01:50:09,240 --> 01:50:09,640
Speaker 4: I love it?

2113
01:50:10,439 --> 01:50:10,719
Speaker 7: Listen?

2114
01:50:11,120 --> 01:50:13,679
Speaker 2: Uh you get the gist as you guys on Instagram? Yeah,

2115
01:50:13,960 --> 01:50:17,760
Speaker 2: so you guys are a heavy band. Yeah, beautiful hardcore band.

2116
01:50:17,880 --> 01:50:19,760
Speaker 7: I host a metal show here on Saturday nights.

2117
01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:21,280
Speaker 2: I'm always looking for it. I'd love to play you

2118
01:50:21,320 --> 01:50:26,080
Speaker 2: guys a listen, we're gist. I love Are you a guitarist? Yeah,

2119
01:50:26,160 --> 01:50:29,439
Speaker 2: guitar player in that band? Okay, just doesn't sound heavy though.

2120
01:50:30,400 --> 01:50:33,680
Speaker 2: Just yeah, it's like I like short. You know so

2121
01:50:33,760 --> 01:50:35,920
Speaker 2: many metal bands have these long band one of my

2122
01:50:35,960 --> 01:50:38,080
Speaker 2: favorite bands out of Pittsburgh called Signs of the Swarm,

2123
01:50:38,360 --> 01:50:42,000
Speaker 2: and these guys just you probably know, I'm Josh unbelievableist.

2124
01:50:42,520 --> 01:50:46,439
Speaker 2: It feels kind of nineties grunge to me, short, sweet, succinct,

2125
01:50:46,880 --> 01:50:48,840
Speaker 2: and then you hear them and you go, you know what,

2126
01:50:49,320 --> 01:50:54,280
Speaker 2: I do get the gist? You pegged me from the Jump.

2127
01:50:55,479 --> 01:50:56,920
Speaker 2: This is what I look forward to watch you guys

2128
01:50:56,960 --> 01:50:59,880
Speaker 2: during Pride Week. It's gonna be great. Alan Cox and

2129
01:51:00,120 --> 01:51:07,680
Speaker 2: j Yeah, yeah, it's just jam. The debut LP, The

2130
01:51:07,920 --> 01:51:11,160
Speaker 2: Vanity of Self Loathing. Now that's a metal core album.

2131
01:51:11,760 --> 01:51:18,920
Speaker 2: Your first album, Belly Belly Pancakes. Yeah, yeah, Pearl Necklace.

2132
01:51:19,280 --> 01:51:22,360
Speaker 2: It looks like the Mariana Islands was their EP that.

2133
01:51:24,320 --> 01:51:26,360
Speaker 2: Thank you for coming in, bro of course, let's see

2134
01:51:26,400 --> 01:51:29,519
Speaker 2: you absolutely. Steve Burn and Josh Caderna will be doing

2135
01:51:29,800 --> 01:51:33,640
Speaker 2: stand up for your entertainment. I don't have to tell you. Uh,

2136
01:51:33,800 --> 01:51:36,439
Speaker 2: if you were with us for that tenth Annual Alan

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Speaker 2: Cox Show Comedy tour, you remember Steve Burn blowing the

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Speaker 2: roof off the Huh will you bring it back? I've

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01:51:43,640 --> 01:51:45,320
Speaker 2: been telling him for five years. I want to bring

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Speaker 2: it back, but it is the radio thing. You have

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01:51:47,240 --> 01:51:47,920
Speaker 2: to do it with the radio.

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Speaker 4: You do it.

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Speaker 2: You have enough. Clout. I thought about it, but it's

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Speaker 2: that's the name of my folk band, Clout. Clout and

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01:51:54,960 --> 01:51:59,040
Speaker 2: Gis on the Road. Yeah, it's always uh in the ether,

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Speaker 2: me thinking about it and you know, well the minu

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Speaker 2: you do it. Let me know, thank you though you

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Speaker 2: got it. The Allen Cox show on.

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Speaker 2: He'll tell you all the best knock knock jokes.

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Speaker 2: If you listen on the iHeartRadio app, tell me where

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Speaker 2: I think that's suburban Salt Lake City. Melissa's in Seattle.

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Speaker 2: Rodney is in Allen, Texas. Alana is in Dover, New Hampshire.

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Speaker 2: Rob Dova Dova Dale's out in Pottstown, Pennsylvania. And Ray

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Speaker 2: and Colleen listened to the show in Milford, Delaware. If

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Speaker 2: you know where that is? Milfed? Milfed?

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01:53:12,240 --> 01:53:12,960
Speaker 5: What's up, guys.

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Speaker 2: I've done a fair amount of yoga in my dad

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Speaker 2: and I have never once either heard nor smelled a

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01:53:20,640 --> 01:53:23,240
Speaker 2: part in class ever ever. Ever.

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01:53:23,400 --> 01:53:27,840
Speaker 7: I'm sure it happens, but it's way blowout portion, blown

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Speaker 7: out of proportion.

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01:53:28,800 --> 01:53:30,519
Speaker 2: I get it all right. So he's done a lot

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Speaker 2: of yoga. Again, I've never been and it's been a minute.

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01:53:34,479 --> 01:53:38,719
Speaker 2: But I've never been in a yoga class and heard

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01:53:38,840 --> 01:53:46,280
Speaker 2: a fart or smelt one because as you know, Rob,

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01:53:46,360 --> 01:53:50,640
Speaker 2: if you'll recall, if I smell it, that means that

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01:53:50,840 --> 01:53:53,720
Speaker 2: ideal it you in fact dealt it.

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01:53:54,120 --> 01:53:58,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, And so it's you know, I don't like to

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Speaker 7: adhere to that.

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Speaker 14: Now.

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Speaker 2: If I'm smelting metal, that's a whole other thing. Then

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Speaker 2: I will absolutely deal that metal to you, because that's

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01:54:10,280 --> 01:54:13,400
Speaker 2: my side. Hustle. Okay, you know I've got I've made

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01:54:13,479 --> 01:54:18,360
Speaker 2: my own blast furnace at Cosa Cox And or if

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Speaker 2: I'm out fishing for smelt, Rob, you want to talk

2183
01:54:22,200 --> 01:54:28,200
Speaker 2: about an appropriately named fish, A smelt gross, but it's

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01:54:28,240 --> 01:54:32,320
Speaker 2: good eating and if you smelt it, you dealt it.

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Speaker 2: If you're a fan of you know, Northeast Ohio fish fries, yummy,

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01:54:40,000 --> 01:54:41,280
Speaker 2: You ever gone to a smelt fry?

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01:54:41,600 --> 01:54:41,640
Speaker 9: No?

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01:54:42,120 --> 01:54:44,840
Speaker 7: Oh, come on, you get your Omega three's right there?

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01:54:45,360 --> 01:54:46,360
Speaker 2: Yep, No, I'm good.

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Speaker 7: You don't like smelt?

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01:54:47,680 --> 01:54:47,720
Speaker 4: No?

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01:54:48,120 --> 01:54:51,240
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean I like. Hey, listen, you know everybody's

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Speaker 2: worried about mercury in fish smelt. They got some of

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Speaker 2: the lowest mercury levels. And you know me, I like

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Speaker 2: a lot of mercury in my diet. But smelt pretty good.

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01:55:03,720 --> 01:55:05,000
Speaker 2: Isn't that just like bait fish?

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Speaker 9: Though?

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01:55:05,880 --> 01:55:11,960
Speaker 7: Maybe? But it's actually it's a good Yes, I like smell.

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Speaker 7: You like if you go to a smelt fry.

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01:55:13,960 --> 01:55:15,600
Speaker 2: I think so. It just says cut the head and

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Speaker 2: the tail off. Yeah, it just tastes like whitefish. No,

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01:55:18,640 --> 01:55:22,360
Speaker 2: thank you. That doesn't seem like anything i'd want to do.

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01:55:23,040 --> 01:55:26,480
Speaker 2: You don't like a deep fried oily fish. I don't

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01:55:26,480 --> 01:55:26,720
Speaker 2: think that.

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Speaker 14: I do know.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna stick with like a piece of code okay cod?

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01:55:32,400 --> 01:55:37,000
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, mister codd o anywhere here? Huh, you can

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01:55:37,080 --> 01:55:40,560
Speaker 2: get that in any grocery store here, cod cod or

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Speaker 2: smelt cod. Oh all right, I guess I'm just not

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01:55:48,440 --> 01:55:52,840
Speaker 2: as discriminating, right, I like a tuna. Now you won't see.

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01:55:53,640 --> 01:55:55,960
Speaker 2: You won't see smelt on a sushi menu.

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Speaker 7: I've noticed that.

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Speaker 2: Can't imagine why you won't. You won't see if I go, hey,

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01:56:02,280 --> 01:56:04,440
Speaker 2: can I call the place that I go to we

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Speaker 2: get sushi. It's from a place in his homestead, worse

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01:56:06,840 --> 01:56:09,880
Speaker 2: to drive, and I go, you guys have that? Oh god,

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Speaker 2: do you have that? Smelt roll? Hello? Hello?

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Speaker 3: Click click is exactly stupid yeah, went for sushi last night.

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01:56:19,800 --> 01:56:22,200
Speaker 3: This was one of the conditions of Caitlyn coming home

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Speaker 3: this weekend. Oh God for you and no smelt, no smell?

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01:56:26,960 --> 01:56:29,640
Speaker 3: All right, Oh yeah, your daughter's home from college.

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01:56:29,800 --> 01:56:32,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fall breaks, so she's and so she goes,

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01:56:32,600 --> 01:56:36,040
Speaker 2: let me guess. Hey, you say, what would you like

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01:56:36,200 --> 01:56:39,880
Speaker 2: me to make? Because you know, you're a chef and

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01:56:40,160 --> 01:56:44,120
Speaker 2: like Ace Frehley and you exact same way. I get

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01:56:44,120 --> 01:56:47,280
Speaker 2: the title too, and you go, oh, my girls coming

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01:56:47,360 --> 01:56:50,400
Speaker 2: home is very exciting. Let me whip up something for you.

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01:56:50,680 --> 01:56:55,400
Speaker 2: And she goes, nah, that's almost exactly how it went there,

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01:56:55,440 --> 01:56:57,520
Speaker 2: you go. Melissa had a procedure this morning.

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Speaker 3: She remove of chopsticks. No oh no, okay, but she

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01:57:03,600 --> 01:57:05,360
Speaker 3: couldn't eat, yeah, you know, because she was having the

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01:57:05,480 --> 01:57:09,800
Speaker 3: thing whatever. So we it was just the three of us,

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01:57:10,120 --> 01:57:12,360
Speaker 3: and Caitlyn's like, well you and the two girls. Yeah,

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01:57:12,520 --> 01:57:14,960
Speaker 3: it would be so much better if we didn't cook

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01:57:15,040 --> 01:57:18,440
Speaker 3: at home, because then mom wouldn't be like, oh, this sucks,

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01:57:18,480 --> 01:57:19,760
Speaker 3: I can't eat, So let's.

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01:57:19,560 --> 01:57:21,240
Speaker 2: Go out for sushi. I'm like, you know that's gonna

2238
01:57:21,240 --> 01:57:24,400
Speaker 2: be wow. What She really shoeharned that she was and

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01:57:24,480 --> 01:57:28,280
Speaker 2: she's the best she contorted herself into a reason to Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but you don't need a reason to go somewhere at sushi.

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01:57:30,720 --> 01:57:33,160
Speaker 3: No, But it was that is she was using that

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01:57:33,360 --> 01:57:35,320
Speaker 3: excuse as like, hey, let's get out of the house

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01:57:35,360 --> 01:57:36,280
Speaker 3: for mom's benefits.

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01:57:36,280 --> 01:57:37,920
Speaker 7: I don't want mom to feel left out.

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01:57:38,120 --> 01:57:41,480
Speaker 3: And then tonight, my youngest Cali, she's at a friends

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01:57:41,520 --> 01:57:43,480
Speaker 3: for a sleepover, so it's just the three of us,

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01:57:43,920 --> 01:57:45,440
Speaker 3: and I have to imagine that means it's going to

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01:57:45,480 --> 01:57:47,080
Speaker 3: be just me and Caitlin. So I know we'll be

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Speaker 3: out again. Oh really, two nights in a row. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: because I'm going to say, well, what do you want

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Speaker 3: me to make? And she's going to go, I don't

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01:57:52,520 --> 01:57:54,280
Speaker 3: now because she went she worked today. She works at

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01:57:54,280 --> 01:57:58,880
Speaker 3: a chiropractor in town, so she's I worked all day.

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01:57:58,920 --> 01:58:01,680
Speaker 3: I just want to dad, just eat.

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Speaker 2: It's something to eat. They'll get Mexican or something. So

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01:58:06,200 --> 01:58:08,120
Speaker 2: she doesn't want to wait for you to prepare the food,

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01:58:08,200 --> 01:58:11,000
Speaker 2: is what she's saying. I see again what she'll do tomorrow.

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01:58:11,160 --> 01:58:14,000
Speaker 3: She'll be like, didn't you say you made clam chowder

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01:58:14,080 --> 01:58:16,080
Speaker 3: last week when I wasn't home, And I'll go, yeah,

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01:58:16,760 --> 01:58:18,680
Speaker 3: well you think maybe.

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01:58:18,480 --> 01:58:19,320
Speaker 2: You can make a little more.

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01:58:21,400 --> 01:58:23,960
Speaker 7: There's none left over. You didn't send any asign.

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01:58:25,000 --> 01:58:26,800
Speaker 3: There is some and you freeze it. It just it

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01:58:26,880 --> 01:58:29,640
Speaker 3: doesn't it's not as good as fresh. So she asks,

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01:58:29,640 --> 01:58:33,400
Speaker 3: I'll make it. I'm a sucker for her. Man, I understand.

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01:58:33,880 --> 01:58:40,360
Speaker 7: Has she remarked on the Ducks, she hasn't even really met.

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01:58:40,480 --> 01:58:42,640
Speaker 7: She hasn't been around. I mean they were there before

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01:58:42,720 --> 01:58:43,960
Speaker 7: she left for school.

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01:58:43,760 --> 01:58:45,760
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, but she but she hasn't been around when

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01:58:45,760 --> 01:58:48,360
Speaker 3: they've been like really active, like I said to that video,

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01:58:48,440 --> 01:58:50,120
Speaker 3: and she thought it was funny, and she's heard us

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01:58:50,120 --> 01:58:52,280
Speaker 3: talk about it on the show and stuff. But and

2273
01:58:52,360 --> 01:58:54,520
Speaker 3: then it's like friends of hers will be like, hey,

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01:58:54,560 --> 01:58:56,800
Speaker 3: I heard your dad bitching about the Ducks, and she'll laugh.

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Speaker 7: Does she like college life so far?

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01:58:59,840 --> 01:59:00,360
Speaker 2: She loves it?

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01:59:00,480 --> 01:59:05,160
Speaker 3: Okay, And that's exactly like everybody. My parents are my

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01:59:05,320 --> 01:59:09,360
Speaker 3: mother and and uh Melissa's mother and father were well,

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01:59:09,480 --> 01:59:12,080
Speaker 3: you know, she was so reserved in high school. I

2280
01:59:12,120 --> 01:59:14,680
Speaker 3: wonder how she's gonna do in college. I'm like, she's

2281
01:59:14,720 --> 01:59:15,880
Speaker 3: gonna have a blash.

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01:59:16,160 --> 01:59:18,520
Speaker 2: That's also where people it's where people break out. That's

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01:59:18,520 --> 01:59:18,880
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.

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01:59:18,880 --> 01:59:21,040
Speaker 3: It's gonna be the absolute greatest thing that ever happened

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01:59:21,040 --> 01:59:23,360
Speaker 3: to her was going to college. So she's, yeah, she's

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01:59:23,400 --> 01:59:24,000
Speaker 3: having a blash.

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01:59:24,040 --> 01:59:24,440
Speaker 2: She loves it.

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01:59:24,920 --> 01:59:28,160
Speaker 3: So she's been off. Uh it's Wednesday through Sunday for

2289
01:59:28,320 --> 01:59:30,600
Speaker 3: fall break at Mount Union. I don't know if that's everywhere,

2290
01:59:32,480 --> 01:59:35,080
Speaker 3: but she's like, she's like, yeah, I'm gonna I'll come

2291
01:59:35,120 --> 01:59:37,680
Speaker 3: home Thursday morning. And I'm like, well, why don't you

2292
01:59:37,680 --> 01:59:39,560
Speaker 3: come home Wednesday night? You're out of classic like two,

2293
01:59:40,440 --> 01:59:44,320
Speaker 3: y'all come home Thursday morning and I'm gonna leave like

2294
01:59:44,400 --> 01:59:47,520
Speaker 3: Saturday afternoon. And I was like, well, we've got like

2295
01:59:47,640 --> 01:59:49,720
Speaker 3: Saturday afternoon. You don't have to go back till monday.

2296
01:59:49,720 --> 01:59:52,320
Speaker 3: Why don't you stay and leave Sunday morning? Y'all go

2297
01:59:52,400 --> 01:59:55,840
Speaker 3: back Saturday afternoon. Yeah, she's she's got a live man.

2298
01:59:56,880 --> 01:59:58,640
Speaker 3: I know, she's got a life. She's coming home to

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01:59:58,800 --> 02:00:00,840
Speaker 3: wash her sheets because then wash there doesn't have a

2300
02:00:01,240 --> 02:00:04,200
Speaker 3: high capacity, so she's washed. She's got it's got three

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02:00:04,240 --> 02:00:09,160
Speaker 3: sets of sheets there before you get all pal, she

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Speaker 3: washed a set last week when she came on.

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02:00:11,200 --> 02:00:13,440
Speaker 2: Now's're washing them. Honey, why do you have to wash

2304
02:00:13,560 --> 02:00:15,560
Speaker 2: so many sheets? I don't think I want to know.

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02:00:16,080 --> 02:00:19,640
Speaker 7: Okay, no, no, no, no, maybe you should go back Saturday.

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02:00:19,920 --> 02:00:23,320
Speaker 3: Why don't you leave now? No, it's uh, yeah, it's

2307
02:00:23,360 --> 02:00:25,480
Speaker 3: it's just I'm just loving the fact that she's there.

2308
02:00:25,520 --> 02:00:28,160
Speaker 3: I'm loving the fact that she's loving college like it's

2309
02:00:28,480 --> 02:00:30,000
Speaker 3: it's I never did it, you know what I mean?

2310
02:00:30,240 --> 02:00:32,840
Speaker 2: My wife went Tonney, did you spill clam chowder all

2311
02:00:32,880 --> 02:00:35,760
Speaker 2: over these sheets? Settled down? The son of a bitch?

2312
02:00:37,680 --> 02:00:40,960
Speaker 2: What happened? And this here? You gotta stop eating in bed.

2313
02:00:41,240 --> 02:00:41,920
Speaker 2: I'm leaving.

2314
02:00:42,640 --> 02:00:43,080
Speaker 4: That's it.

2315
02:00:43,400 --> 02:00:48,680
Speaker 2: I'm out of here. Oh god, oh, how dare you?

2316
02:00:50,720 --> 02:00:54,960
Speaker 3: Won't you try to get me back now with David Dan.

2317
02:00:57,920 --> 02:01:00,000
Speaker 2: To get back in my good graces? Dave? Are you laughing?

2318
02:01:00,040 --> 02:01:00,160
Speaker 5: Thing?

2319
02:01:03,160 --> 02:01:08,720
Speaker 2: D d R doing to rob the end, doing the

2320
02:01:09,280 --> 02:01:11,680
Speaker 2: doing the sheets, and then she dips back out and

2321
02:01:11,880 --> 02:01:15,080
Speaker 2: she's gone, yeah, yeah, she's it's a it's a quick visit.

2322
02:01:15,160 --> 02:01:16,800
Speaker 3: But you know, like I said, it's just gonna cost

2323
02:01:16,840 --> 02:01:19,240
Speaker 3: me a bunch of dinners and then I'll end up

2324
02:01:19,240 --> 02:01:21,280
Speaker 3: having to make something tomorrow, I guarantee and a scramble.

2325
02:01:21,960 --> 02:01:25,280
Speaker 2: You make Penny Ala vodka for me. Wow. So they're

2326
02:01:25,400 --> 02:01:29,960
Speaker 2: like you're like uber, You're like door dash or something,

2327
02:01:30,080 --> 02:01:33,600
Speaker 2: or you're like a You're like a walking menu. Oh yeah,

2328
02:01:33,640 --> 02:01:35,600
Speaker 2: when the girls are around. Oh yeah, yeah.

2329
02:01:35,880 --> 02:01:37,760
Speaker 3: But I mean I've done this to myself over the

2330
02:01:37,840 --> 02:01:39,040
Speaker 3: years too, you know what I mean, Like I've been

2331
02:01:39,120 --> 02:01:41,880
Speaker 3: cooking that way for them since they were little, okay,

2332
02:01:42,240 --> 02:01:45,000
Speaker 3: and that's what sucks, Like when we go out to anywhere,

2333
02:01:45,120 --> 02:01:47,200
Speaker 3: get a steak, you know what I mean, Like I

2334
02:01:47,360 --> 02:01:50,000
Speaker 3: lost the ability to like say, hey, get the kids cirtlin,

2335
02:01:50,440 --> 02:01:52,880
Speaker 3: you know, for six dollars on the because the first

2336
02:01:52,920 --> 02:01:55,640
Speaker 3: time they had a good steak, they were like, well,

2337
02:01:55,640 --> 02:01:58,000
Speaker 3: why would I ever get that dog crap other meal?

2338
02:01:58,320 --> 02:01:58,960
Speaker 2: Try to serve me.

2339
02:01:59,040 --> 02:02:01,200
Speaker 3: I want these steaks now, right. And I'm not the

2340
02:02:01,240 --> 02:02:02,600
Speaker 3: guy that's gonna be like, no, you have to eat

2341
02:02:02,640 --> 02:02:05,400
Speaker 3: off the goods men, you know, right. So yeah, I've

2342
02:02:05,440 --> 02:02:08,120
Speaker 3: just they've they've they've got their tastes and things that

2343
02:02:08,280 --> 02:02:10,600
Speaker 3: I've done to myself over the years now so.

2344
02:02:12,400 --> 02:02:12,920
Speaker 2: And I love it.

2345
02:02:13,080 --> 02:02:15,440
Speaker 3: I do love cooking for him makes all right. I'll

2346
02:02:15,440 --> 02:02:18,680
Speaker 3: send her on her way with whatever she wants and

2347
02:02:18,960 --> 02:02:20,440
Speaker 3: clean sheets, you son of a bitch.

2348
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Speaker 2: Look at that.

2349
02:02:21,800 --> 02:02:27,360
Speaker 7: How full service. I'm not doing full service menu laundry.

2350
02:02:27,480 --> 02:02:27,960
Speaker 2: I'm not doing.

2351
02:02:28,880 --> 02:02:29,000
Speaker 1: Ok.

2352
02:02:29,480 --> 02:02:30,240
Speaker 2: I like laundry.

2353
02:02:30,240 --> 02:02:30,840
Speaker 7: It calms me.

2354
02:02:31,440 --> 02:02:34,440
Speaker 2: I like doing the laundry. That's ladies work well that

2355
02:02:34,600 --> 02:02:38,800
Speaker 2: I then call me missus doubt fire, I love. I'm

2356
02:02:38,840 --> 02:02:40,440
Speaker 2: the guy up at like one in the morning finishing

2357
02:02:40,480 --> 02:02:41,520
Speaker 2: a load of towels.

2358
02:02:42,560 --> 02:02:42,600
Speaker 9: No.

2359
02:02:44,000 --> 02:02:46,040
Speaker 7: Oh, this trip to La it's the last one.

2360
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Speaker 2: This week we announced our Alter Ego Festival and it's

2361
02:02:49,120 --> 02:02:52,480
Speaker 2: gonna happen in January again out of the Kia for him.

2362
02:02:52,680 --> 02:02:56,080
Speaker 2: Last year's got canceled because of the fires out there,

2363
02:02:56,640 --> 02:02:59,160
Speaker 2: and so we had to skip a year. They canceled

2364
02:02:59,200 --> 02:03:02,040
Speaker 2: last minute, So we'll get back to it this year.

2365
02:03:02,120 --> 02:03:05,560
Speaker 2: The Alter Ego Festival. It's Green Day and it's twenty

2366
02:03:05,600 --> 02:03:12,160
Speaker 2: one pilots and it's good Charlotte on the lineup, and

2367
02:03:12,440 --> 02:03:16,560
Speaker 2: who else who else is on Alter Ego? Yeah, just

2368
02:03:16,600 --> 02:03:18,560
Speaker 2: stay good Charlotte. Yeah, stay Green Day.

2369
02:03:18,880 --> 02:03:19,080
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2370
02:03:19,120 --> 02:03:20,800
Speaker 2: I think that's it. I think we're done. Green Day

2371
02:03:20,840 --> 02:03:26,520
Speaker 2: and good Charlotte. Twenty one Pilots, Cage the Elephant, Sublime

2372
02:03:28,240 --> 02:03:31,240
Speaker 2: baby band I like called almost Monday. They'll be there too, anyway.

2373
02:03:31,600 --> 02:03:33,640
Speaker 2: Trip for you and a pal fly up, put you up,

2374
02:03:33,680 --> 02:03:36,280
Speaker 2: get your tickets of the whole she bang, and it's

2375
02:03:36,280 --> 02:03:38,760
Speaker 2: your last chance this week before they go on sale,

2376
02:03:38,800 --> 02:03:39,960
Speaker 2: So listen closely and good luck.

2377
02:03:40,160 --> 02:03:43,040
Speaker 4: Now your chance at a trip to our iHeart radio

2378
02:03:43,240 --> 02:03:47,320
Speaker 4: alter ego. Jack's the nationwide keyword party to the number

2379
02:03:47,400 --> 02:03:50,280
Speaker 4: two hundred two hundred. You'll get a confirmation text and

2380
02:03:50,360 --> 02:03:54,160
Speaker 4: INPOS standard data and message rates apply in this nationwide contest.

2381
02:03:54,400 --> 02:03:56,840
Speaker 2: That's party to two hundred two hundred.

2382
02:04:00,320 --> 02:04:04,960
Speaker 8: A finger bag, finger bag bang bang bang, finger bang bang,

2383
02:04:05,240 --> 02:04:09,680
Speaker 8: finger bag bang bang bang, finger bang bang, finger bag

2384
02:04:09,920 --> 02:04:14,400
Speaker 8: bang bang bang, finger bang bang, finger bag bang bang,

2385
02:04:27,720 --> 02:04:32,160
Speaker 8: finger bag bang bang bang, finger bang bang, finger bag

2386
02:04:32,400 --> 02:04:34,960
Speaker 8: bang bang bang, finger bang bang.

2387
02:04:35,160 --> 02:04:37,480
Speaker 2: I didn't want people getting mad because I forgot about

2388
02:04:37,520 --> 02:04:43,400
Speaker 2: Brian's finger bang Friday afternoon, five o'clock on a Friday. Everybody,

2389
02:04:43,880 --> 02:04:52,560
Speaker 2: welcome to the weekend. Yeah a clock somewhere. Uh yeah, okay,

2390
02:04:56,640 --> 02:04:59,920
Speaker 2: m hmm. What's up, gentlemen, I'm taking a piss and

2391
02:05:00,040 --> 02:05:04,600
Speaker 2: my backyard thinking while I'm paying.

2392
02:05:05,120 --> 02:05:10,680
Speaker 10: Does Rob's hate for Halloween have anything to do with

2393
02:05:11,080 --> 02:05:12,839
Speaker 10: his daughter is not being home anymore?

2394
02:05:13,240 --> 02:05:13,800
Speaker 2: Or his daughter?

2395
02:05:14,000 --> 02:05:17,520
Speaker 18: Sorry if I mixed it up, But as a father myself,

2396
02:05:17,560 --> 02:05:20,400
Speaker 18: I could definitely understand that mine aren't in college.

2397
02:05:20,480 --> 02:05:25,800
Speaker 2: But you know, okay, stupid question, all right, see you

2398
02:05:25,880 --> 02:05:28,960
Speaker 2: hate show? Goodbye? What was he saying? Do I hate

2399
02:05:29,760 --> 02:05:34,680
Speaker 2: h Halloween. Yeah, no, again, I don't hate Halloween.

2400
02:05:34,680 --> 02:05:35,960
Speaker 7: I was gonna say I almost before you.

2401
02:05:36,120 --> 02:05:39,680
Speaker 2: But the whole thing with the office decorations that was

2402
02:05:39,760 --> 02:05:43,000
Speaker 2: fundamental to Rob's concern is that these don't belong in

2403
02:05:43,080 --> 02:05:44,000
Speaker 2: a place of business.

2404
02:05:44,720 --> 02:05:47,160
Speaker 7: Not I don't like Halloween, it does.

2405
02:05:47,200 --> 02:05:49,760
Speaker 2: It shouldn't be in our office, right And guess what

2406
02:05:50,720 --> 02:05:53,920
Speaker 2: talking about peeing pissing in the wind on that one.

2407
02:05:54,520 --> 02:05:57,160
Speaker 2: It's pretty funny. I think they've put up more decorations.

2408
02:05:57,360 --> 02:06:00,600
Speaker 2: Phone in one hand, pecker in the other. Yea, they did.

2409
02:06:00,800 --> 02:06:02,440
Speaker 2: And did you see what I did to mine? They

2410
02:06:02,560 --> 02:06:04,440
Speaker 2: hung that skeleton over my desk? Huh.

2411
02:06:04,680 --> 02:06:06,640
Speaker 3: They put one of those plastic skeletons I don't know,

2412
02:06:06,680 --> 02:06:09,560
Speaker 3: maybe foot long. Yeah, and they hung it on the

2413
02:06:09,640 --> 02:06:13,360
Speaker 3: desk between you know, Jeff, our promotions director, and my

2414
02:06:13,560 --> 02:06:14,520
Speaker 3: desk are faced.

2415
02:06:14,560 --> 02:06:17,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, they put it right on the light above us.

2416
02:06:18,080 --> 02:06:20,120
Speaker 3: So I broke all the fingers so that it just

2417
02:06:20,240 --> 02:06:22,880
Speaker 3: has two middle fingers pointing directly back at the person

2418
02:06:22,920 --> 02:06:23,400
Speaker 3: that hung them.

2419
02:06:23,880 --> 02:06:26,160
Speaker 2: It's not a skeleton. Just gives two double birds. And

2420
02:06:26,160 --> 02:06:27,240
Speaker 2: I'm very kind of myself.

2421
02:06:27,360 --> 02:06:30,080
Speaker 7: Well, good, thank you. It's a little bit of a

2422
02:06:30,160 --> 02:06:31,160
Speaker 7: back and forth, isn't it.

2423
02:06:31,200 --> 02:06:36,080
Speaker 2: It's a volley between you and the people in charge

2424
02:06:36,120 --> 02:06:37,400
Speaker 2: of the Halloween decoration.

2425
02:06:37,600 --> 02:06:39,320
Speaker 3: I told the story, and this is again how much

2426
02:06:39,360 --> 02:06:42,440
Speaker 3: I know my kids are my kids. I was telling Caitlin,

2427
02:06:42,560 --> 02:06:45,520
Speaker 3: my my oldest, about that yesterday. I'm like, yeah, I

2428
02:06:45,560 --> 02:06:49,000
Speaker 3: gave the I made the plastic skeleton. Give middle fingers

2429
02:06:49,040 --> 02:06:50,640
Speaker 3: to the person at the desk that hung the thing

2430
02:06:50,720 --> 02:06:53,040
Speaker 3: over my desk. And she goes, did any of the

2431
02:06:53,120 --> 02:06:56,280
Speaker 3: fingers break off? And I go, one of them kind

2432
02:06:56,320 --> 02:06:58,480
Speaker 3: of did, but it's sort of there. She goes, you

2433
02:06:58,520 --> 02:07:00,880
Speaker 3: should break that one off and get a private part,

2434
02:07:01,000 --> 02:07:03,600
Speaker 3: and I'm like, you are a genius. See there is

2435
02:07:03,720 --> 02:07:06,839
Speaker 3: my next movie. There you go, Caitlin, you are awesome.

2436
02:07:06,880 --> 02:07:09,560
Speaker 2: Get you sell some super glue. And now that skeleton

2437
02:07:09,880 --> 02:07:13,720
Speaker 2: has one prominent bone, that's right, and due to country belief,

2438
02:07:13,840 --> 02:07:15,040
Speaker 2: there is no bone in it.

2439
02:07:15,400 --> 02:07:15,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

2440
02:07:17,960 --> 02:07:23,120
Speaker 2: Speaking of cooking, lady published a book of I didn't

2441
02:07:23,120 --> 02:07:24,560
Speaker 2: I guess I didn't realize this. You know, I've talked

2442
02:07:24,560 --> 02:07:27,600
Speaker 2: about when I go visit my father's grave. He is

2443
02:07:27,680 --> 02:07:33,440
Speaker 2: in the same cemetery as my grandparents, as my mom's parents,

2444
02:07:33,520 --> 02:07:36,520
Speaker 2: and so the plot with my dad, that's where my

2445
02:07:36,640 --> 02:07:38,800
Speaker 2: mom and dad will be and it's in the town

2446
02:07:38,880 --> 02:07:44,160
Speaker 2: my mom grew up in in central Illinois, and a

2447
02:07:44,280 --> 02:07:48,320
Speaker 2: lot of really old headstones going way back right, there's

2448
02:07:48,320 --> 02:07:49,680
Speaker 2: a lot of small ones. There are a lot of

2449
02:07:49,760 --> 02:07:53,560
Speaker 2: kids dying from a variety of things. But I gotta

2450
02:07:53,600 --> 02:07:56,560
Speaker 2: tell you, I'd never seen one with a recipe on it.

2451
02:07:57,480 --> 02:08:02,120
Speaker 2: And apparently that's not uncommon on really old gravestones. And

2452
02:08:02,200 --> 02:08:03,919
Speaker 2: there's a woman who I guess blew up on TikTok.

2453
02:08:04,760 --> 02:08:06,720
Speaker 2: She was talking about how there are a lot of

2454
02:08:06,920 --> 02:08:11,000
Speaker 2: recipes on old gravestones, and she spent the last four

2455
02:08:11,080 --> 02:08:14,600
Speaker 2: or five years traveling the country to find the best

2456
02:08:14,760 --> 02:08:17,000
Speaker 2: ones and replicate them. And she has put out a

2457
02:08:17,080 --> 02:08:22,560
Speaker 2: cookbook called Wait for It to Die for a cookbook

2458
02:08:22,600 --> 02:08:28,520
Speaker 2: of gravestone recipes. I'll be playing Gravestone Recipe tomorrow night

2459
02:08:28,560 --> 02:08:31,040
Speaker 2: on two hours of midnight. But in the meantime, have.

2460
02:08:31,120 --> 02:08:33,240
Speaker 7: You ever seen an old gravestone with a recipe on it?

2461
02:08:33,480 --> 02:08:41,120
Speaker 2: No? Here lies Marty Malloy. Here's her recipe for soup. Mmm,

2462
02:08:43,240 --> 02:08:47,640
Speaker 2: chicken bone and wet rag soup, loads of cabbage. My mother, Valerie,

2463
02:08:47,720 --> 02:08:51,160
Speaker 2: she would make the soup for us. It's a chicken soup.

2464
02:08:51,560 --> 02:08:53,320
Speaker 2: With myself. She would think it for us one of

2465
02:08:53,360 --> 02:08:55,520
Speaker 2: aver sick and if it was called on side, so

2466
02:08:55,680 --> 02:08:58,000
Speaker 2: something we always look forward to. Before my father passed away,

2467
02:08:58,000 --> 02:09:01,160
Speaker 2: my uncle passed away. My father wrote this poem always

2468
02:09:01,160 --> 02:09:02,840
Speaker 2: wanted to get it published. As a direct result of

2469
02:09:02,920 --> 02:09:04,000
Speaker 2: my uncle passing away.

2470
02:09:03,880 --> 02:09:05,320
Speaker 8: We came up with the idea of Creyton an open

2471
02:09:05,360 --> 02:09:07,920
Speaker 8: book and published the poem actually on the front of

2472
02:09:07,920 --> 02:09:08,560
Speaker 8: the tombstone.

2473
02:09:08,720 --> 02:09:11,640
Speaker 2: My mother loved it, so when she passed, he thought,

2474
02:09:11,720 --> 02:09:14,080
Speaker 2: let's do something that will represent her. And what better

2475
02:09:14,160 --> 02:09:14,760
Speaker 2: than her cooking?

2476
02:09:15,200 --> 02:09:15,440
Speaker 18: Hmm.

2477
02:09:17,240 --> 02:09:20,560
Speaker 2: I've never seen a recipe in a gravestone, say, never

2478
02:09:20,640 --> 02:09:21,680
Speaker 2: seen a recipe, and.

2479
02:09:21,720 --> 02:09:23,760
Speaker 3: I don't know if I would want to just start

2480
02:09:23,800 --> 02:09:25,800
Speaker 3: cooking stuff off the back of a tombstone.

2481
02:09:26,760 --> 02:09:30,680
Speaker 2: How do you want your tombstone? Pepperoni and cheese? Those

2482
02:09:30,680 --> 02:09:35,160
Speaker 2: old commercials. Guy's gonna be uh executed? What do you

2483
02:09:35,240 --> 02:09:39,480
Speaker 2: want in your tombstone? Ellen? I wonder what your grandmother

2484
02:09:39,520 --> 02:09:42,960
Speaker 2: would call a bone protruding from a skeleton's pelvic region.

2485
02:09:44,280 --> 02:09:48,320
Speaker 2: Omer that's that, Grandma.

2486
02:09:50,560 --> 02:09:57,040
Speaker 7: Uh yeah, I love you, thank you, grandma, appreciate it.

2487
02:09:57,320 --> 02:09:59,080
Speaker 2: Grandma. What do you call those people who put up

2488
02:09:59,080 --> 02:10:03,240
Speaker 2: all those office ween decorations? A bunch of assholds. Oh grahma,

2489
02:10:03,240 --> 02:10:07,440
Speaker 2: I miss you, love you so much. The Allen Cox

2490
02:10:07,520 --> 02:10:15,320
Speaker 2: Show on one everything is so expensive.

2491
02:10:16,000 --> 02:10:19,360
Speaker 6: Instead of buying new clothes, just wait for the rapture.

2492
02:10:20,520 --> 02:10:23,880
Speaker 14: He'll be surrounded by free stuff because, let's face it,

2493
02:10:24,200 --> 02:10:26,280
Speaker 14: you won't be going anywhere.

2494
02:10:27,120 --> 02:10:29,760
Speaker 4: Another life hack from The Allen Cox Show.

2495
02:10:30,080 --> 02:10:32,480
Speaker 7: On one hundred seven w MMS.

2496
02:10:37,600 --> 02:10:47,800
Speaker 2: I'm a little minor threat. Forty four seconds of straight

2497
02:10:47,920 --> 02:10:49,200
Speaker 2: edge right in your face.

2498
02:10:51,720 --> 02:10:52,880
Speaker 7: Ian McKay and the Boys.

2499
02:10:53,960 --> 02:10:58,160
Speaker 2: No smoking, rob no drinking, no kokayene, no nothing, nerds,

2500
02:10:58,680 --> 02:11:00,880
Speaker 2: all kinds of punk and hard core bands that were

2501
02:11:00,960 --> 02:11:08,440
Speaker 2: committed to just doing the music, no illicit substances whatsoever.

2502
02:11:09,560 --> 02:11:13,880
Speaker 2: Now they've been doing Straight Edge Day for maybe twenty

2503
02:11:13,920 --> 02:11:18,400
Speaker 2: five thirty years. However, it can be very confusing because

2504
02:11:18,440 --> 02:11:25,760
Speaker 2: it's technically called National Edge Day. Now for people who

2505
02:11:27,080 --> 02:11:29,640
Speaker 2: might not be hip to the straight edge lifestyle, you

2506
02:11:29,840 --> 02:11:34,280
Speaker 2: might think it's about something else. But listen. I would

2507
02:11:34,320 --> 02:11:37,840
Speaker 2: think that National Edge Day would be more than one day.

2508
02:11:38,920 --> 02:11:40,840
Speaker 2: I think that that would go on for quite a while.

2509
02:11:43,040 --> 02:11:49,800
Speaker 2: Alan Cox Show on your social media platforms Straight Edge lifestyle.

2510
02:11:49,880 --> 02:11:52,560
Speaker 2: Of course, for National Edge Day, I couldn't do it.

2511
02:11:52,800 --> 02:11:55,120
Speaker 2: I had friends that we were talking about this earlier.

2512
02:11:55,760 --> 02:11:58,200
Speaker 2: Sure I didn't, you know. I started smoking weed early

2513
02:11:58,280 --> 02:12:00,480
Speaker 2: and tried drinking when I was fifteen. I didn't pick

2514
02:12:00,520 --> 02:12:03,000
Speaker 2: that up again until I was twenty six. But I

2515
02:12:03,120 --> 02:12:06,320
Speaker 2: had friends that were in to those kinds of bands,

2516
02:12:06,360 --> 02:12:09,080
Speaker 2: and so they were kind of taking their cues from

2517
02:12:09,160 --> 02:12:11,960
Speaker 2: bands like Minor Threat that were straight edge bands. There's

2518
02:12:12,160 --> 02:12:14,920
Speaker 2: nothing wrong with that. I have friends to this day

2519
02:12:15,000 --> 02:12:17,760
Speaker 2: who are strange. Now I'm not talking about people in recovery.

2520
02:12:18,080 --> 02:12:20,600
Speaker 2: I'm talking about people who were like, it ain't for me.

2521
02:12:22,960 --> 02:12:25,240
Speaker 2: Ten Yard Fight, another one of these bands is like that,

2522
02:12:25,400 --> 02:12:30,000
Speaker 2: right every year on October seventeenth. Originally Rob this was

2523
02:12:30,520 --> 02:12:34,680
Speaker 2: started in Boston, Massachusetts. Boston, Massachusetts, a town known for,

2524
02:12:34,920 --> 02:12:41,000
Speaker 2: among other things, not being particularly straight edge. But they

2525
02:12:41,040 --> 02:12:44,120
Speaker 2: do Austin do it in a lot of cities now.

2526
02:12:46,600 --> 02:12:49,320
Speaker 2: But I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it as

2527
02:12:49,320 --> 02:12:52,240
Speaker 2: a younger man. I could never. I guess if I

2528
02:12:52,320 --> 02:12:55,000
Speaker 2: had really, if I really put my mind to it, Rob,

2529
02:12:55,280 --> 02:12:58,800
Speaker 2: I can do anything, But I always think of the

2530
02:12:58,840 --> 02:13:01,680
Speaker 2: Frank Sinatra line he goes. I feel bad for people

2531
02:13:01,680 --> 02:13:03,880
Speaker 2: who don't drink, because when they wake up, that's the

2532
02:13:04,000 --> 02:13:08,320
Speaker 2: best they're gonna feel. All day, all day, and you

2533
02:13:08,400 --> 02:13:11,480
Speaker 2: know it might not necessarily be true, but I take

2534
02:13:11,520 --> 02:13:15,640
Speaker 2: his point. So for people who are straight edge who

2535
02:13:15,680 --> 02:13:18,920
Speaker 2: came up that way, I say good on you, but

2536
02:13:19,040 --> 02:13:19,720
Speaker 2: it's not for me.

2537
02:13:21,440 --> 02:13:25,120
Speaker 7: I need plenty of edge in my life. From Eric

2538
02:13:25,200 --> 02:13:25,880
Speaker 7: and Penhills.

2539
02:13:26,320 --> 02:13:28,920
Speaker 2: My client an adult at his office taken over by

2540
02:13:29,000 --> 02:13:32,320
Speaker 2: Halloween decorations two weeks before Halloween, when he complained he

2541
02:13:32,400 --> 02:13:35,600
Speaker 2: found a skeleton on his desk. Sound familiar.

2542
02:13:36,360 --> 02:13:38,640
Speaker 7: Call the Law Offices of Lindy Korn.

2543
02:13:39,520 --> 02:13:47,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, the people responsible for our premature Halloween decorations out

2544
02:13:47,080 --> 02:13:50,320
Speaker 2: there in the suite have hung, if you pardon the pun,

2545
02:13:51,320 --> 02:13:56,760
Speaker 2: a skeleton over Rob's desk and it's great. Have you

2546
02:13:56,880 --> 02:14:01,440
Speaker 2: been called a cheap jew at work? Called the law Wow?

2547
02:14:01,480 --> 02:14:02,880
Speaker 7: That escalated quickly, Sure did.

2548
02:14:06,240 --> 02:14:09,120
Speaker 17: My client was in sales and a top performer and

2549
02:14:09,320 --> 02:14:12,640
Speaker 17: was up for promotion, but when his supervisor found out

2550
02:14:12,680 --> 02:14:16,160
Speaker 17: that he was gay and HIV positive, he never got

2551
02:14:16,240 --> 02:14:16,839
Speaker 17: the promotion.

2552
02:14:17,480 --> 02:14:20,800
Speaker 2: Does this sound familiar? Called the law office of Lindy

2553
02:14:20,960 --> 02:14:24,080
Speaker 2: corn Well, listen, I think it's self explanatory. The HIV part.

2554
02:14:24,560 --> 02:14:32,240
Speaker 2: She said. He was a top performer and scene Okay,

2555
02:14:32,400 --> 02:14:37,080
Speaker 2: so yeah, I got that money for you. In about

2556
02:14:37,120 --> 02:14:40,160
Speaker 2: five or six minutes. The last keyword courtesy of the

2557
02:14:40,200 --> 02:14:46,120
Speaker 2: Buzzard bookie for you to get one thousand dollars. David

2558
02:14:46,240 --> 02:14:50,240
Speaker 2: checking in from the west coast of Madinah County, Alan,

2559
02:14:50,320 --> 02:14:53,160
Speaker 2: Did your parents buy extra plots in that cemetery for

2560
02:14:53,360 --> 02:14:57,920
Speaker 2: your future step dads? First of all, I don't know you,

2561
02:14:58,160 --> 02:15:01,120
Speaker 2: son of a bitch, Why you're speaking about step dad

2562
02:15:01,240 --> 02:15:06,240
Speaker 2: in the plural. I will never have a singular step

2563
02:15:06,400 --> 02:15:09,560
Speaker 2: dad of any color. I know that guy likes to

2564
02:15:09,640 --> 02:15:12,200
Speaker 2: check it's your future black step dad.

2565
02:15:13,640 --> 02:15:17,920
Speaker 7: I mean then I met him, nice guy, And again

2566
02:15:19,640 --> 02:15:20,680
Speaker 7: it's got nothing to do with me.

2567
02:15:21,400 --> 02:15:24,200
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, if my mom sees fit

2568
02:15:25,280 --> 02:15:28,440
Speaker 2: to uh, My mom has made it quite clear that

2569
02:15:28,600 --> 02:15:34,080
Speaker 2: she has no interest whatsoever in anything beyond being courted,

2570
02:15:34,760 --> 02:15:36,400
Speaker 2: which I guess is what's happening.

2571
02:15:37,560 --> 02:15:37,880
Speaker 16: With her.

2572
02:15:39,200 --> 02:15:41,040
Speaker 7: What's the what's the other word that means courting?

2573
02:15:42,160 --> 02:15:42,320
Speaker 3: Right?

2574
02:15:42,880 --> 02:15:43,840
Speaker 2: Big wood Yep?

2575
02:15:45,520 --> 02:15:50,840
Speaker 7: All right, this short one.

2576
02:15:54,160 --> 02:15:57,520
Speaker 2: No listen, My mom's having some dinners, some nice Actually,

2577
02:15:58,200 --> 02:16:00,160
Speaker 2: I haven't even talked to her about what.

2578
02:16:00,520 --> 02:16:00,680
Speaker 4: You know.

2579
02:16:01,200 --> 02:16:06,920
Speaker 7: She broke this news to me last Thanksgiving. Didn't even have.

2580
02:16:08,480 --> 02:16:12,480
Speaker 2: The kindness to tell me after I'd eaten she told

2581
02:16:12,520 --> 02:16:16,960
Speaker 2: me beforehand, thereby rob running the risk of ruining my appetite.

2582
02:16:18,480 --> 02:16:21,680
Speaker 2: And you know, my appetite at any given time minimal.

2583
02:16:22,600 --> 02:16:25,800
Speaker 2: So on a day like Thanksgiving where I am prepared

2584
02:16:26,080 --> 02:16:30,680
Speaker 2: to undo my belt, so my mom tells me this,

2585
02:16:30,800 --> 02:16:34,119
Speaker 2: So it will This Thanksgiving will mark the one year

2586
02:16:34,160 --> 02:16:38,760
Speaker 2: anniversary of my mom telling me that she's dating. How

2587
02:16:38,760 --> 02:16:43,000
Speaker 2: are you going to celebrate? I don't know.

2588
02:16:43,320 --> 02:16:44,600
Speaker 7: Well I will celebrate.

2589
02:16:44,760 --> 02:16:47,440
Speaker 2: I've already texted my mom in advance, said hey, FYI,

2590
02:16:47,959 --> 02:16:49,840
Speaker 2: I'm going to be home again for Thanksgiving. If there's

2591
02:16:49,920 --> 02:16:54,040
Speaker 2: anything I can bring, please let me know. And my

2592
02:16:54,120 --> 02:16:56,400
Speaker 2: mom always says the same thing again, it's just a

2593
02:16:58,040 --> 02:16:59,960
Speaker 2: it's this scurtesy that I text because shows you.

2594
02:17:00,160 --> 02:17:00,200
Speaker 4: No.

2595
02:17:00,360 --> 02:17:01,600
Speaker 7: No, I'll take care of everything.

2596
02:17:01,680 --> 02:17:04,840
Speaker 2: Okay. One year I did bring one of those ice

2597
02:17:04,920 --> 02:17:12,440
Speaker 2: cream turkey cakes from Baskin Robbins. People enjoyed that. Now

2598
02:17:12,520 --> 02:17:15,160
Speaker 2: I did not realize that the ice cream was turkey flavored.

2599
02:17:15,560 --> 02:17:17,800
Speaker 2: I just thought it was in a turkey shape. So

2600
02:17:17,920 --> 02:17:21,160
Speaker 2: that's on me. But no, I said, if you want

2601
02:17:21,200 --> 02:17:23,000
Speaker 2: me to bring anything, let me know, and of course

2602
02:17:23,080 --> 02:17:26,879
Speaker 2: she read no, and it'd be just you just bring yourself.

2603
02:17:27,600 --> 02:17:29,560
Speaker 2: Just bring yourself honey, everything else. I'll take care of

2604
02:17:29,600 --> 02:17:30,120
Speaker 2: everything else.

2605
02:17:30,200 --> 02:17:34,280
Speaker 18: And Mom, but before I let you go on top

2606
02:17:34,360 --> 02:17:36,800
Speaker 18: of if there's anything else I could bring, If you

2607
02:17:36,879 --> 02:17:39,760
Speaker 18: have anything you want to tell me before I get

2608
02:17:39,879 --> 02:17:40,560
Speaker 18: there this year?

2609
02:17:40,720 --> 02:17:42,120
Speaker 2: Is there anything I need to know?

2610
02:17:42,600 --> 02:17:44,280
Speaker 9: Actually, Annie, now that I think about it, could you

2611
02:17:44,360 --> 02:17:45,160
Speaker 9: bring a lot of lube?

2612
02:17:46,600 --> 02:17:50,520
Speaker 2: No, Diddy's getting out of jail. Oh, now you talk

2613
02:17:50,520 --> 02:17:53,920
Speaker 2: about black stepdad, you talk about a future black stepdad.

2614
02:17:55,440 --> 02:17:57,480
Speaker 9: I've been talking to this nice young man named Sean.

2615
02:18:00,120 --> 02:18:02,600
Speaker 7: Oh no, Mom, what's his last name?

2616
02:18:03,040 --> 02:18:04,800
Speaker 9: I don't know, but I think he owns a comb

2617
02:18:04,879 --> 02:18:07,920
Speaker 9: factory or something. He says he sells combs.

2618
02:18:08,879 --> 02:18:10,400
Speaker 2: Oh jesus, Mom, he goes by P.

2619
02:18:11,600 --> 02:18:14,400
Speaker 7: He sure does wolf in a place that you don't

2620
02:18:14,440 --> 02:18:16,640
Speaker 7: want it. It goes by P.

2621
02:18:18,320 --> 02:18:19,879
Speaker 9: He calls himself pea combs.

2622
02:18:20,959 --> 02:18:27,360
Speaker 2: Oh no, Mom, no, Mom, run run run place, run

2623
02:18:28,120 --> 02:18:31,800
Speaker 2: run here, Honey.

2624
02:18:31,959 --> 02:18:34,240
Speaker 9: I heard that you've been making fun of your stepdad

2625
02:18:34,320 --> 02:18:37,400
Speaker 9: with some frequency. His name is David Roth, and I'd

2626
02:18:37,520 --> 02:18:37,879
Speaker 9: like you to.

2627
02:18:38,800 --> 02:18:41,400
Speaker 7: We're talking about a curveball. How about that? Oh, he

2628
02:18:41,520 --> 02:18:44,280
Speaker 7: just throws the name man. Yeah, he's very nice.

2629
02:18:44,520 --> 02:18:45,000
Speaker 2: Is he nice?

2630
02:18:45,080 --> 02:18:45,240
Speaker 4: Mom?

2631
02:18:45,320 --> 02:18:45,520
Speaker 10: I mean?

2632
02:18:45,560 --> 02:18:47,320
Speaker 2: Does he scream a lot? Does you say woo a lot.

2633
02:18:47,680 --> 02:18:49,560
Speaker 2: Is this the guy that I'm thinking of because I

2634
02:18:49,640 --> 02:18:51,039
Speaker 2: was a huge fan back in the day.

2635
02:18:51,640 --> 02:18:53,640
Speaker 9: All I'll say, I don't want to get too graphical,

2636
02:18:53,680 --> 02:18:57,240
Speaker 9: I'll say is that I never feel threatened by him

2637
02:18:57,320 --> 02:19:02,960
Speaker 9: because it's just this a cash and you're like, I know,

2638
02:19:03,080 --> 02:19:05,120
Speaker 9: growing up you like Cashews. I don't want to ruin

2639
02:19:05,160 --> 02:19:05,560
Speaker 9: that for you.

2640
02:19:05,720 --> 02:19:07,240
Speaker 2: You can wear the hell out of a pair of

2641
02:19:07,320 --> 02:19:07,880
Speaker 2: leather pants.

2642
02:19:08,040 --> 02:19:10,879
Speaker 9: He wears these shorts and I'll tell you, honey, they

2643
02:19:10,959 --> 02:19:11,520
Speaker 9: hug him.

2644
02:19:11,440 --> 02:19:21,680
Speaker 2: In Jesus, Mom, you can forget about that ice cream

2645
02:19:21,760 --> 02:19:24,360
Speaker 2: turkey cake lady, little Cashoes.

2646
02:19:24,240 --> 02:19:31,160
Speaker 9: Little Cashoes. When he wears those pants, they look chocolate covered. Now.

2647
02:19:31,320 --> 02:19:32,920
Speaker 2: So I need to follow up with my mom about

2648
02:19:32,959 --> 02:19:36,000
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving because what I do is I first that first salvo,

2649
02:19:36,240 --> 02:19:39,040
Speaker 2: like a month in advance. I go halfway. I let

2650
02:19:39,080 --> 02:19:41,920
Speaker 2: you know him coming, because last year it was her

2651
02:19:42,040 --> 02:19:45,440
Speaker 2: and me and my daughter and uh not that it

2652
02:19:45,520 --> 02:19:47,160
Speaker 2: might be exactly save mes here. I don't know, but

2653
02:19:47,280 --> 02:19:48,800
Speaker 2: I was like, I want to learn know I'm coming,

2654
02:19:50,320 --> 02:19:52,600
Speaker 2: and my son lives there now you know, he moved Chicago.

2655
02:19:52,680 --> 02:19:54,400
Speaker 2: So I'm trying to find a way to figure that

2656
02:19:54,480 --> 02:19:57,560
Speaker 2: whole thing out too, because I'd like to go kind

2657
02:19:57,600 --> 02:19:59,480
Speaker 2: of hang with him and see his new spot, and

2658
02:19:59,680 --> 02:20:03,040
Speaker 2: you know, go have some pops. Now that both my

2659
02:20:03,160 --> 02:20:05,480
Speaker 2: kids are of legal drinking age, both of my older

2660
02:20:05,560 --> 02:20:08,160
Speaker 2: kids are of legal drinking age, Rob I didn't even

2661
02:20:08,280 --> 02:20:11,039
Speaker 2: drink around my kids until they were like in their

2662
02:20:11,120 --> 02:20:13,920
Speaker 2: late teens. It felt weird to me because I never

2663
02:20:14,120 --> 02:20:16,800
Speaker 2: was around my parents when they drank. Oh i'm drinking, mom,

2664
02:20:17,320 --> 02:20:22,200
Speaker 2: Please stop, Mom. Jesus, we're doing the Rush thing again

2665
02:20:22,240 --> 02:20:23,000
Speaker 2: next week, Is that right?

2666
02:20:23,080 --> 02:20:23,360
Speaker 5: We are?

2667
02:20:23,440 --> 02:20:25,680
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, So all this week, if you've been trying

2668
02:20:25,720 --> 02:20:28,840
Speaker 2: to get yourself to that Rush concert, the first of

2669
02:20:28,959 --> 02:20:33,920
Speaker 2: two the Rock and Arena next year, September seventeenth, all

2670
02:20:34,000 --> 02:20:35,920
Speaker 2: this week Rover would tell you what the song of

2671
02:20:35,959 --> 02:20:37,640
Speaker 2: the day was in Stansbury Play. We're gonna do that

2672
02:20:37,640 --> 02:20:40,920
Speaker 2: again next week Monday, we're going to announce the winner

2673
02:20:40,959 --> 02:20:42,800
Speaker 2: of the first pair of Rush tickets from this week,

2674
02:20:44,000 --> 02:20:46,480
Speaker 2: and then next week we'll do it again. So off

2675
02:20:46,520 --> 02:20:48,560
Speaker 2: the rip you get that ticket to pair of tickets

2676
02:20:48,600 --> 02:20:50,880
Speaker 2: for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and then

2677
02:20:50,920 --> 02:20:52,640
Speaker 2: you'll be one of the five people next week who

2678
02:20:52,760 --> 02:20:55,039
Speaker 2: will qualify for the tickets to see Rush.

2679
02:20:55,160 --> 02:20:57,560
Speaker 3: Yep, And we've still got that Instagram contest going to

2680
02:20:57,800 --> 02:21:01,080
Speaker 3: oh we do yeah, the all the how to on

2681
02:21:01,200 --> 02:21:04,520
Speaker 3: that's on our Instagram page. But yeah, you can win

2682
02:21:04,560 --> 02:21:06,080
Speaker 3: a pair of tickets there as well. So yeah, another

2683
02:21:06,160 --> 02:21:09,080
Speaker 3: week of a different pair. By the way, I just

2684
02:21:09,120 --> 02:21:10,680
Speaker 3: want to make sure I'm clear it's not you're playing

2685
02:21:10,720 --> 02:21:13,840
Speaker 3: for the same pair. I know you said we're doing.

2686
02:21:13,879 --> 02:21:15,480
Speaker 3: We gave away a pair this week, We're going to

2687
02:21:15,520 --> 02:21:17,800
Speaker 3: give away another pair next week for the rush song

2688
02:21:17,840 --> 02:21:18,160
Speaker 3: of the day.

2689
02:21:19,240 --> 02:21:22,240
Speaker 2: Everybody who qualifies from the pair of tickets will fight

2690
02:21:22,360 --> 02:21:25,959
Speaker 2: it out on Euclid having a big fist fisticuffs. Yeah,

2691
02:21:26,040 --> 02:21:29,000
Speaker 2: it'll be the thing with the old the giant padded

2692
02:21:29,080 --> 02:21:31,120
Speaker 2: Q tips the people used to fight with Ryan, Like

2693
02:21:31,160 --> 02:21:33,120
Speaker 2: American Gladiators or what happen? It was the show I

2694
02:21:33,200 --> 02:21:34,200
Speaker 2: was trying to think of it when you said that,

2695
02:21:34,240 --> 02:21:37,880
Speaker 2: I was like, the name of that show, American Gladiators.

2696
02:21:38,320 --> 02:21:40,680
Speaker 7: There's a great documentary on Netflix.

2697
02:21:41,440 --> 02:21:43,920
Speaker 2: And again I never watched American Gladiators, but I kind

2698
02:21:43,920 --> 02:21:45,959
Speaker 2: of knew the broad Strokes because I friends of mine

2699
02:21:46,000 --> 02:21:49,640
Speaker 2: they were into like w w F back in the day.

2700
02:21:50,400 --> 02:21:55,640
Speaker 2: We're watching American Gladiators And there's a great documentary called

2701
02:21:55,959 --> 02:22:01,359
Speaker 2: h Muscles and Mayhem about American gladd Over on Netflix.

2702
02:22:01,400 --> 02:22:04,640
Speaker 2: It's probably a couple of years old, but it's very entertaining.

2703
02:22:05,160 --> 02:22:07,520
Speaker 2: It's kind of a bummer because it's like these people

2704
02:22:07,560 --> 02:22:09,920
Speaker 2: who were very prominent in that field for a while

2705
02:22:10,680 --> 02:22:13,680
Speaker 2: and then ended up like, you know, just kind of

2706
02:22:13,959 --> 02:22:17,040
Speaker 2: their personal lives fell apart like so many other documentaries.

2707
02:22:17,120 --> 02:22:21,120
Speaker 2: But you know, some people emerged more successful than some

2708
02:22:21,240 --> 02:22:23,480
Speaker 2: other people. Well, they all had weird names and stuff too,

2709
02:22:23,520 --> 02:22:29,760
Speaker 2: and like Turbo and Steroid, used bad contracts that left

2710
02:22:29,800 --> 02:22:35,240
Speaker 2: them practically penniless. And again, a lot of it does

2711
02:22:35,440 --> 02:22:40,720
Speaker 2: revolve around roid rage. There was another documentary about the

2712
02:22:40,920 --> 02:22:46,680
Speaker 2: God What the lady wrestler who shot a guy, The

2713
02:22:46,800 --> 02:22:50,800
Speaker 2: lady bodybuilder who shot a guy. I didn't seen that

2714
02:22:50,920 --> 02:22:55,800
Speaker 2: one at uh shot her husband or.

2715
02:22:57,440 --> 02:22:58,560
Speaker 7: Killer Sally.

2716
02:22:59,879 --> 02:23:02,680
Speaker 2: The nineteen ninety five case of Sally McNeil, a bodybuilder

2717
02:23:02,720 --> 02:23:05,800
Speaker 2: who shot and killed her husband. She said self defense

2718
02:23:05,840 --> 02:23:08,240
Speaker 2: after he allegedly beat her. This is another thing that

2719
02:23:08,440 --> 02:23:13,120
Speaker 2: was completely revolving around roid rage. She discovered he was

2720
02:23:13,200 --> 02:23:16,560
Speaker 2: fooling around, and so they said that was her motive,

2721
02:23:17,240 --> 02:23:19,440
Speaker 2: but she said that he was beating her up. She

2722
02:23:19,560 --> 02:23:21,680
Speaker 2: called nine to one one saying she had shot her husband.

2723
02:23:23,480 --> 02:23:25,920
Speaker 2: It's called Killer Sally. It's over there on Netflix. That

2724
02:23:26,000 --> 02:23:27,560
Speaker 2: one's a couple of years old, too, But that was

2725
02:23:27,720 --> 02:23:31,960
Speaker 2: very entertaining. I don't know what it is about. Like

2726
02:23:32,879 --> 02:23:40,040
Speaker 2: body builder documentaries, I'm fascinated by him because from the

2727
02:23:40,160 --> 02:23:43,520
Speaker 2: beginning of these documentaries, you're like, the only reason they

2728
02:23:43,640 --> 02:23:47,400
Speaker 2: made one is because it doesn't end well. Write some documentaries.

2729
02:23:47,440 --> 02:23:51,440
Speaker 2: They don't necessarily end poorly. They just might not have

2730
02:23:51,560 --> 02:23:54,720
Speaker 2: any They might still be ongoing. I'm not talking about

2731
02:23:54,720 --> 02:24:00,200
Speaker 2: true crime just in general. But this killer Sally killed

2732
02:24:00,240 --> 02:24:04,720
Speaker 2: him on Valentine's Day, which golly seems to be the

2733
02:24:04,840 --> 02:24:07,640
Speaker 2: worst possible day to kill a spouse. She forgot to

2734
02:24:07,640 --> 02:24:10,760
Speaker 2: get him a card. I guess so some people take

2735
02:24:10,800 --> 02:24:16,000
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day very seriously. I could see somebody doing that. Jesus,

2736
02:24:16,080 --> 02:24:17,560
Speaker 2: what am I gonna do? I got and now there

2737
02:24:17,640 --> 02:24:19,560
Speaker 2: isn't a guy on the planet who would care about

2738
02:24:19,600 --> 02:24:22,760
Speaker 2: not getting something for Valentine's Day. But if the roles

2739
02:24:22,800 --> 02:24:27,560
Speaker 2: were reversed, this guy comes home. They're both bodybuilders. She's

2740
02:24:27,680 --> 02:24:32,760
Speaker 2: as jacked as he is. He comes home, what holding

2741
02:24:32,879 --> 02:24:38,360
Speaker 2: half a dozen pieces of rotting flora from the local

2742
02:24:38,480 --> 02:24:46,680
Speaker 2: convenience store. Happy Valentine's Day, Baby cotton Ball says Alan,

2743
02:24:47,400 --> 02:24:52,440
Speaker 2: You just wait when a Halloween decoration goes missing, then

2744
02:24:52,520 --> 02:24:56,920
Speaker 2: we're gonna find your office's sticky fingered hooligan. You imagine that,

2745
02:24:57,200 --> 02:24:59,920
Speaker 2: Imagine how you get pinched. Imagine if the very same

2746
02:25:00,240 --> 02:25:06,120
Speaker 2: person who is stealing my selsey eye is caught orange

2747
02:25:06,160 --> 02:25:10,160
Speaker 2: handed stealing somehow. Now I can't imagine anyone to be

2748
02:25:10,240 --> 02:25:18,640
Speaker 2: stealing Halloween decorations, but your logic is pretty sound. We'll

2749
02:25:18,680 --> 02:25:25,760
Speaker 2: find out. Hmm, you should undo your belt at Thanksgiving? Alan,

2750
02:25:26,120 --> 02:25:29,400
Speaker 2: like stepfather, like stepsunt? You wow?

2751
02:25:29,879 --> 02:25:30,480
Speaker 7: Motherless?

2752
02:25:30,840 --> 02:25:31,560
Speaker 2: Or you.

2753
02:25:33,240 --> 02:25:33,480
Speaker 16: Son?

2754
02:25:33,840 --> 02:25:40,800
Speaker 2: Wow of a bitch? I mean, right for it, Alan,

2755
02:25:40,840 --> 02:25:44,720
Speaker 2: Has anyone ever killed someone over hemorrhoid rage? Rather than

2756
02:25:44,800 --> 02:25:48,960
Speaker 2: steroid rage, you would droid rage. Oh he was a bodybuilder? No, no, no,

2757
02:25:49,040 --> 02:25:52,000
Speaker 2: he had terrible hemorrhoids. Nope, look like he was pooping

2758
02:25:52,040 --> 02:25:52,959
Speaker 2: out water balloons.

2759
02:25:53,120 --> 02:25:54,520
Speaker 7: It was terrible.

2760
02:25:54,640 --> 02:25:56,680
Speaker 3: He had had enough of the itching and burning and

2761
02:25:56,760 --> 02:25:58,960
Speaker 3: the tucks were doing nothing, and he just lost it.

2762
02:26:00,280 --> 02:26:01,560
Speaker 2: Killed seven people.

2763
02:26:02,920 --> 02:26:07,320
Speaker 7: My kingdom for a medicated pad. I'm God.

2764
02:26:08,320 --> 02:26:11,120
Speaker 2: People talk about hemorrhoids. I'm like, Jesus, what are you doing?

2765
02:26:13,160 --> 02:26:15,280
Speaker 2: People get them in a million different ways. I guess

2766
02:26:15,959 --> 02:26:19,520
Speaker 2: I don't either, and some people. I've never had one,

2767
02:26:20,000 --> 02:26:23,400
Speaker 2: but the way some people describe them, I'm like, oh

2768
02:26:23,600 --> 02:26:26,040
Speaker 2: my god, what is happening with your body?

2769
02:26:26,160 --> 02:26:28,280
Speaker 3: Had a buddy who said it was like a bunch

2770
02:26:28,360 --> 02:26:33,160
Speaker 3: of grapes, a bunch of little grapes sticking right.

2771
02:26:33,320 --> 02:26:35,280
Speaker 2: I mean, just I'm like, what do you do? He's like, hey,

2772
02:26:35,360 --> 02:26:36,960
Speaker 2: put that stuff on it kind of trying to push

2773
02:26:37,000 --> 02:26:40,000
Speaker 2: him back in, push him back in? Oh, what do

2774
02:26:40,080 --> 02:26:42,960
Speaker 2: you why? Why would you do that? He said?

2775
02:26:43,000 --> 02:26:45,000
Speaker 3: Well, what am I gona leave him out? Doctor said

2776
02:26:45,040 --> 02:26:46,920
Speaker 3: again him, I'm like, I don't know what you do,

2777
02:26:47,080 --> 02:26:48,800
Speaker 3: but I don't think I want to push him back in.

2778
02:26:48,959 --> 02:26:52,240
Speaker 2: Well, the doctor could tell him my professional opinion. You know,

2779
02:26:52,320 --> 02:26:55,000
Speaker 2: I went to medical school for fourteen years. My professional

2780
02:26:55,080 --> 02:26:57,600
Speaker 2: opinion pushed them back in? Your body? Yeah, you know

2781
02:26:57,800 --> 02:27:01,840
Speaker 2: what you want to just take your thumb, just give push. Really,

2782
02:27:02,240 --> 02:27:04,760
Speaker 2: do you have a knitting needle in your house? Yeah?

2783
02:27:05,280 --> 02:27:06,920
Speaker 2: A lot of people say, I mean.

2784
02:27:06,800 --> 02:27:07,440
Speaker 4: What do you do?

2785
02:27:08,280 --> 02:27:09,840
Speaker 2: I think I think you just live with it, right,

2786
02:27:09,959 --> 02:27:13,000
Speaker 2: or you have to have them lanced? Oh my god?

2787
02:27:13,440 --> 02:27:16,240
Speaker 2: Because it's isn't it just it's part of your intestines

2788
02:27:16,280 --> 02:27:18,200
Speaker 2: falling out right. No, I don't think it's that. I

2789
02:27:18,240 --> 02:27:20,640
Speaker 2: thought I think it is. I thought it was like

2790
02:27:20,760 --> 02:27:24,360
Speaker 2: a uh, I thought it was a growth or something.

2791
02:27:24,520 --> 02:27:27,320
Speaker 2: I think it's like on your intestine. It's not a prolapse.

2792
02:27:27,400 --> 02:27:29,440
Speaker 2: I mean it's I think it's close to that. What

2793
02:27:29,760 --> 02:27:34,440
Speaker 2: is a hem uid I think it is.

2794
02:27:34,560 --> 02:27:36,039
Speaker 7: It's a hemorrhoid range.

2795
02:27:36,120 --> 02:27:39,840
Speaker 3: Hemorrhoids are swollen, enlarged blood vessels located in the lower

2796
02:27:39,959 --> 02:27:40,960
Speaker 3: rectum and anus.

2797
02:27:41,160 --> 02:27:44,160
Speaker 2: All right, so it's not your intestines, it's it's it's

2798
02:27:44,480 --> 02:27:46,080
Speaker 2: inflamed blood vessel.

2799
02:27:46,120 --> 02:27:48,000
Speaker 7: But it's part of your lower rectum, which is part

2800
02:27:48,040 --> 02:27:48,760
Speaker 7: of your intestine.

2801
02:27:48,840 --> 02:27:49,080
Speaker 4: Is it not?

2802
02:27:51,080 --> 02:27:56,240
Speaker 2: I don't know. Let me see, uh, your lower gi.

2803
02:27:56,680 --> 02:28:01,320
Speaker 2: Should you push your lower g I should put these

2804
02:28:01,400 --> 02:28:01,879
Speaker 2: back in my.

2805
02:28:01,959 --> 02:28:09,360
Speaker 3: Body, hemorrhoids back in? H I swear to God if

2806
02:28:09,360 --> 02:28:12,960
Speaker 3: this company ever looks at my Google searches, huh rab

2807
02:28:13,040 --> 02:28:15,720
Speaker 3: could you come in my office and bring everything in

2808
02:28:15,800 --> 02:28:17,800
Speaker 3: a desk with you. We noticed that you were doing

2809
02:28:17,879 --> 02:28:20,920
Speaker 3: a lot of searches for should I push my hemorrhoids

2810
02:28:21,000 --> 02:28:21,320
Speaker 3: back in?

2811
02:28:21,520 --> 02:28:25,960
Speaker 2: And we are concerned it's the second thing mind?

2812
02:28:26,280 --> 02:28:30,279
Speaker 3: Yes, see look, yes, you should gently push a hemorrhoid

2813
02:28:30,400 --> 02:28:33,000
Speaker 3: back in one that is bulged outside of anus.

2814
02:28:33,240 --> 02:28:36,600
Speaker 2: I don't know, given your example, I don't know how

2815
02:28:36,720 --> 02:28:40,320
Speaker 2: somebody would gently put a group of grapes back in. Well,

2816
02:28:40,440 --> 02:28:40,840
Speaker 2: let me tell you.

2817
02:28:40,959 --> 02:28:43,879
Speaker 3: It says right here, clean yourself first, wipe the area

2818
02:28:43,959 --> 02:28:48,040
Speaker 3: with a gentle excuse me, gently with a damp toilet towel.

2819
02:28:48,200 --> 02:28:50,840
Speaker 2: After a BM, lubricate your finger.

2820
02:28:51,120 --> 02:28:54,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god, push gently while sitting on the toilet

2821
02:28:54,840 --> 02:28:57,880
Speaker 3: and push the roid back into the anis with your finger.

2822
02:28:57,959 --> 02:28:59,840
Speaker 7: Do you have to put your knees in your chest?

2823
02:29:00,600 --> 02:29:01,920
Speaker 3: It has to do while you're sitting on the can

2824
02:29:02,720 --> 02:29:05,760
Speaker 3: ensure it stays in, stand up and hold it in

2825
02:29:05,920 --> 02:29:08,039
Speaker 3: to help it stay inside smoothly.

2826
02:29:08,720 --> 02:29:10,080
Speaker 2: And I use warm water.

2827
02:29:10,280 --> 02:29:11,600
Speaker 7: But doesn't logic dictate that.

2828
02:29:11,720 --> 02:29:15,440
Speaker 2: Then every subsequent time you have to go number two,

2829
02:29:15,920 --> 02:29:17,360
Speaker 2: you're doing this whole thing.

2830
02:29:17,520 --> 02:29:19,280
Speaker 3: No, because I don't think it happens all the time.

2831
02:29:19,320 --> 02:29:21,840
Speaker 3: I think they're like you keep them forever, like luggage.

2832
02:29:22,120 --> 02:29:25,480
Speaker 3: But I don't think they are out there. I don't

2833
02:29:25,480 --> 02:29:27,560
Speaker 3: think they're there all the time. I think they get inflamed,

2834
02:29:28,000 --> 02:29:29,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god. And then this that's when you have

2835
02:29:29,920 --> 02:29:31,680
Speaker 3: to like push it in and put the cream and

2836
02:29:31,720 --> 02:29:34,400
Speaker 3: stuff on them. They sells depositories. I'm looking at all

2837
02:29:34,520 --> 02:29:37,480
Speaker 3: kinds of stuff. When to see a doctor if the

2838
02:29:37,520 --> 02:29:39,920
Speaker 3: hemorrhoid's very painful and you can't push it back in,

2839
02:29:40,560 --> 02:29:43,920
Speaker 3: if it won't go back in with gentle pressure, or if.

2840
02:29:43,840 --> 02:29:46,520
Speaker 2: You experience a lot of bleeding. Oh well yeah, people

2841
02:29:46,560 --> 02:29:49,520
Speaker 2: are texting me now, Alan, and I wipe. It's like

2842
02:29:49,520 --> 02:29:52,119
Speaker 2: I'm on my period and I just live with it. Well,

2843
02:29:52,200 --> 02:29:55,880
Speaker 2: that's no go, that's no good at all. Well, if

2844
02:29:55,920 --> 02:29:58,120
Speaker 2: it's bright red, I mean, if it's brown, that's coming

2845
02:29:58,200 --> 02:30:00,600
Speaker 2: from further in. But I mean, you know, you should

2846
02:30:00,680 --> 02:30:04,320
Speaker 2: not try and pop a hemorrhoid yourself. No, have a

2847
02:30:04,480 --> 02:30:11,120
Speaker 2: neighbor do it? You got Pinjin? Come on over here

2848
02:30:11,160 --> 02:30:14,480
Speaker 2: with that danks you got, doesn't Marge new Cross ditch?

2849
02:30:15,280 --> 02:30:16,320
Speaker 7: Just grab her basket and.

2850
02:30:16,360 --> 02:30:16,760
Speaker 5: Bring it over.

2851
02:30:16,840 --> 02:30:20,240
Speaker 2: What terrible fruit basket? Right now, I get you some

2852
02:30:20,320 --> 02:30:22,440
Speaker 2: eazy air rifle. I'm gonna grab ankle here. You just

2853
02:30:23,640 --> 02:30:24,720
Speaker 2: you take a couple of shots.

2854
02:30:24,800 --> 02:30:24,959
Speaker 4: Pal.

2855
02:30:26,640 --> 02:30:28,920
Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, you know I've been overlooking a fruit of

2856
02:30:28,920 --> 02:30:34,640
Speaker 2: the loom commercial from back in the eighties. Alan, I've

2857
02:30:34,640 --> 02:30:37,800
Speaker 2: had them for twenty seven years, and I've been told

2858
02:30:37,840 --> 02:30:40,119
Speaker 2: to have them removed is the worst pain you could

2859
02:30:40,160 --> 02:30:42,840
Speaker 2: ever go through. And I had two children naturally with

2860
02:30:42,959 --> 02:30:46,000
Speaker 2: no drugs. I bet women get them from pushing kids out.

2861
02:30:46,120 --> 02:30:49,200
Speaker 2: That's yeah, that's what they say, that you can't just

2862
02:30:49,320 --> 02:30:52,840
Speaker 2: lance them off. It's a surgical procedure. Reason four nine

2863
02:30:53,200 --> 02:30:58,280
Speaker 2: and sixty two that it's fun to be a gal Jesus.

2864
02:30:58,720 --> 02:31:00,320
Speaker 9: H h.

2865
02:31:01,160 --> 02:31:05,800
Speaker 2: The H stands for hemorrhoid alan. You either have internal

2866
02:31:05,959 --> 02:31:09,720
Speaker 2: or external. External hurt like hell. Internal don't hurt, but

2867
02:31:09,959 --> 02:31:13,280
Speaker 2: bleed like hell. Oh, so it's pretty much a wash.

2868
02:31:13,480 --> 02:31:17,280
Speaker 2: Then it's uh god, almighty whoh. My best friend works

2869
02:31:17,320 --> 02:31:21,080
Speaker 2: for a colo rectal surgeon. Good gig, and they do

2870
02:31:21,280 --> 02:31:24,640
Speaker 2: not recommend it unless it's unless you're an unbearable pain.

2871
02:31:24,680 --> 02:31:26,840
Speaker 2: There's no other out. Don't recommend what pushing them back in?

2872
02:31:28,360 --> 02:31:30,840
Speaker 2: I assume getting them removed? Oh, removed, got it? Yeah?

2873
02:31:31,120 --> 02:31:34,360
Speaker 2: People with ibs. Jesus, I'll tell you what I Oh,

2874
02:31:35,879 --> 02:31:39,480
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna leave the show today, Rob walking

2875
02:31:39,640 --> 02:31:43,040
Speaker 2: on Sunshine. See, I'm gonna be skipping out of this place.

2876
02:31:45,040 --> 02:31:49,920
Speaker 2: So fortunate to not have butt grapes. Butt grapes. That's

2877
02:31:49,959 --> 02:31:50,440
Speaker 2: a good band.

2878
02:31:50,840 --> 02:31:52,080
Speaker 7: Are they green or purple?

2879
02:31:52,320 --> 02:31:52,440
Speaker 4: Oh?

2880
02:31:52,520 --> 02:31:53,640
Speaker 7: Wait, let me guess.

2881
02:31:54,600 --> 02:31:56,640
Speaker 2: Ellen Carr show on one.

2882
02:32:00,720 --> 02:32:02,000
Speaker 4: Called the Alan Cox Show.

2883
02:32:02,200 --> 02:32:04,880
Speaker 7: It's for living out radio workplace fantasies. And if I

2884
02:32:05,000 --> 02:32:06,800
Speaker 7: have to explain that to you, it's clear you don't

2885
02:32:06,840 --> 02:32:07,200
Speaker 7: deserve it.

2886
02:32:07,480 --> 02:32:11,240
Speaker 4: Twout six seven eight one double oh seven or eight

2887
02:32:11,320 --> 02:32:12,519
Speaker 4: one double oh seven.

2888
02:32:23,520 --> 02:32:25,680
Speaker 2: Christmas to make me put me in a good mood

2889
02:32:25,760 --> 02:32:27,920
Speaker 2: with everybody blowing me up on the text with their

2890
02:32:29,200 --> 02:32:33,480
Speaker 2: hemorrhoid and anal Fisher stories. I'm gonna say it had

2891
02:32:33,520 --> 02:32:35,480
Speaker 2: to be bad two days in a row with this song.

2892
02:32:35,480 --> 02:32:37,400
Speaker 2: I had to get you needed something. I mean, I'd

2893
02:32:37,440 --> 02:32:39,400
Speaker 2: play this on a loop if I have my druthers,

2894
02:32:39,520 --> 02:32:42,520
Speaker 2: But you know how light I am on druthers these days.

2895
02:32:45,280 --> 02:32:48,120
Speaker 7: An old Fishers, it has no fun.

2896
02:32:48,200 --> 02:32:48,320
Speaker 4: Man.

2897
02:32:48,360 --> 02:32:50,560
Speaker 2: People that have like gut stuff and they get you know,

2898
02:32:51,400 --> 02:32:53,720
Speaker 2: anything they eat, no matter how simple, is like a

2899
02:32:53,800 --> 02:32:56,240
Speaker 2: crap shoot and it's oh no fun.

2900
02:32:56,320 --> 02:33:02,520
Speaker 3: But I have diticulosis, but it's oh, You've mentioned that.

2901
02:33:02,879 --> 02:33:05,000
Speaker 3: It's not something that is there all the time. It's

2902
02:33:05,080 --> 02:33:06,840
Speaker 3: just like if I if I have an issue, it's

2903
02:33:06,879 --> 02:33:08,480
Speaker 3: like a little flare up ski and then I got

2904
02:33:08,520 --> 02:33:12,200
Speaker 3: a problem. But that's all internal, you know, Yeah, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

2905
02:33:12,200 --> 02:33:15,800
Speaker 3: it's like little uh pockets in your colon, and then

2906
02:33:15,800 --> 02:33:17,560
Speaker 3: every once in a while something gets stuck in there,

2907
02:33:17,640 --> 02:33:19,640
Speaker 3: and then you get an infection and then.

2908
02:33:19,560 --> 02:33:22,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, colon pocket, they're full of change. I just you know,

2909
02:33:22,080 --> 02:33:24,480
Speaker 2: I find a random mint in there, and yeah, it's

2910
02:33:24,480 --> 02:33:29,400
Speaker 2: where I keep my pistachios colon pockets, uh huh. And

2911
02:33:29,440 --> 02:33:31,959
Speaker 2: then that gets infected and then you got diverticulitis.

2912
02:33:32,480 --> 02:33:34,200
Speaker 7: And that's the Oh, that was my next question I've

2913
02:33:34,240 --> 02:33:34,480
Speaker 7: heard of.

2914
02:33:34,640 --> 02:33:38,840
Speaker 2: I know you've mentioned diverticulosis, but I've heard of diverticulitis.

2915
02:33:38,959 --> 02:33:42,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, so the the diagnosis of what you have is diverticulosis,

2916
02:33:43,440 --> 02:33:47,440
Speaker 3: and then when you have the issue, it's divertic that's.

2917
02:33:47,320 --> 02:33:52,240
Speaker 2: The flare up correct alan Severe hemorrhoids are called piles.

2918
02:33:53,120 --> 02:33:56,600
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, I'm gonna look this up now. P

2919
02:33:57,120 --> 02:34:01,440
Speaker 2: I l e s Yeah, piles, piles hemorrhoids. Oh no,

2920
02:34:01,760 --> 02:34:05,360
Speaker 2: don't google images. Oh I just did. Don't ye, don't

2921
02:34:06,560 --> 02:34:13,400
Speaker 2: don't just there. Just don't know better than me, that's

2922
02:34:13,400 --> 02:34:16,360
Speaker 2: all I'm saying. Oh, yeah, better you than me. Oh

2923
02:34:16,520 --> 02:34:18,560
Speaker 2: my god, how do you even get anything by that?

2924
02:34:19,720 --> 02:34:25,199
Speaker 2: I guess you probably don't. Oh, I mean, is any

2925
02:34:25,959 --> 02:34:29,360
Speaker 2: are any of you. I do not are any of

2926
02:34:29,400 --> 02:34:34,080
Speaker 2: these afflictions genetic. I mean, are things like ibs and

2927
02:34:34,280 --> 02:34:35,520
Speaker 2: crones genetic?

2928
02:34:35,760 --> 02:34:35,920
Speaker 6: Oh?

2929
02:34:37,360 --> 02:34:39,360
Speaker 2: You know if you I have to think that things

2930
02:34:39,400 --> 02:34:41,640
Speaker 2: like hemorrhoids are not genetic. It's like maybe you don't

2931
02:34:41,640 --> 02:34:44,680
Speaker 2: have enough fiber in your diet. I don't know the

2932
02:34:44,720 --> 02:34:49,400
Speaker 2: way some people eat. But Ellen, you can remove him

2933
02:34:49,400 --> 02:34:51,560
Speaker 2: at home with a cigar cutter. Okay, listen, this is

2934
02:34:51,640 --> 02:34:54,240
Speaker 2: not a medical show. So with a grain of salt

2935
02:34:54,400 --> 02:34:56,520
Speaker 2: is how you should take these things that just changed me.

2936
02:34:56,640 --> 02:35:00,840
Speaker 3: Dude, I'm a different person seconds ago. I closed it out,

2937
02:35:02,000 --> 02:35:04,720
Speaker 3: but I'm no longer the same man. I can't I

2938
02:35:04,879 --> 02:35:07,480
Speaker 3: can't forget gotsy from twenty years ago. All right, I

2939
02:35:07,520 --> 02:35:08,480
Speaker 3: don't need this stuff.

2940
02:35:11,879 --> 02:35:13,840
Speaker 2: How about somebody who called me about trying to get

2941
02:35:13,879 --> 02:35:15,680
Speaker 2: my car over three hundred thousand miles.

2942
02:35:17,560 --> 02:35:21,280
Speaker 10: Hey, so I had a two thousand and eight Chevy

2943
02:35:21,320 --> 02:35:25,400
Speaker 10: and Paula named that baby the Ivory Pearl. She had

2944
02:35:25,520 --> 02:35:28,080
Speaker 10: I think two hundred and eighty nine thousand miles in

2945
02:35:28,160 --> 02:35:31,040
Speaker 10: the end, and I still donated her to the Vets

2946
02:35:31,120 --> 02:35:35,560
Speaker 10: because she was running just fine. No engine trouble ever,

2947
02:35:36,120 --> 02:35:40,200
Speaker 10: just rotors, brakes, tirodes. The regular stuff. So if you

2948
02:35:40,280 --> 02:35:42,640
Speaker 10: find yourself a ride or die. I see riders of

2949
02:35:42,680 --> 02:35:43,640
Speaker 10: the wheels fall off.

2950
02:35:45,040 --> 02:35:47,280
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. You can get that funko pop

2951
02:35:47,400 --> 02:35:53,560
Speaker 2: of ice Cube in his Impala, right, yeah, the ss

2952
02:35:54,240 --> 02:35:58,000
Speaker 2: and it was a good day video. No helicopter looking

2953
02:35:58,080 --> 02:36:00,120
Speaker 2: for the murder to you in the morning. Got a

2954
02:36:00,200 --> 02:36:00,840
Speaker 2: fat burger.

2955
02:36:01,240 --> 02:36:03,360
Speaker 3: Even saw the lights on the Goodyear blimp and they

2956
02:36:03,400 --> 02:36:04,720
Speaker 3: read ice cubes of pimp.

2957
02:36:04,920 --> 02:36:06,640
Speaker 7: Ice Cube is a pimp.

2958
02:36:06,800 --> 02:36:09,879
Speaker 2: He was just here. We'll grow up around one.

2959
02:36:10,080 --> 02:36:12,600
Speaker 3: She didn't hesitate to call ice Cube the top gun

2960
02:36:12,720 --> 02:36:16,000
Speaker 3: tru and I'm coasting. Took another ship, put the postion

2961
02:36:16,120 --> 02:36:22,760
Speaker 3: hit the three wheel motion. Oh yeah, no engine trouble ever,

2962
02:36:22,879 --> 02:36:24,560
Speaker 3: she said. See that's where I am. I haven't had

2963
02:36:24,600 --> 02:36:27,240
Speaker 3: any engine in trouble. Do the shocks, do the lights?

2964
02:36:27,240 --> 02:36:31,200
Speaker 3: A couple of things here cosmetic right, nothing under the hood.

2965
02:36:31,280 --> 02:36:31,440
Speaker 4: Yet.

2966
02:36:32,400 --> 02:36:35,040
Speaker 2: That's when it's gonna get real, is when that stuff

2967
02:36:35,040 --> 02:36:41,240
Speaker 2: starts happening. But in the meantime, uh, that'll be fine.

2968
02:36:41,400 --> 02:36:45,640
Speaker 4: But holy cow, Alan, you keep talking about these butthole

2969
02:36:45,879 --> 02:36:47,680
Speaker 4: diseases and ailments.

2970
02:36:48,560 --> 02:36:51,119
Speaker 2: Had to turn it off again. Now when I turn

2971
02:36:51,200 --> 02:36:56,480
Speaker 2: you back on, you pee talking about the buttole ailments

2972
02:36:56,520 --> 02:37:01,880
Speaker 2: and other gross health stuff. Thanks Man show. Maybe if

2973
02:37:01,920 --> 02:37:03,840
Speaker 2: you didn't say it like that, we would now. I

2974
02:37:03,920 --> 02:37:05,240
Speaker 2: just want to keep talking about it forever.

2975
02:37:05,959 --> 02:37:10,960
Speaker 14: Butthole of the worlds sometimes, right, Yeah, Listen, we only

2976
02:37:11,080 --> 02:37:13,280
Speaker 14: got on it because so I was talking about the

2977
02:37:13,720 --> 02:37:17,640
Speaker 14: bodybuilder documentary Killer Sally and the American gladiators and people

2978
02:37:17,680 --> 02:37:20,640
Speaker 14: that were, you know, getting themselves into a roid rage,

2979
02:37:20,680 --> 02:37:22,600
Speaker 14: and somebody took that and ran with it and said,

2980
02:37:22,720 --> 02:37:24,360
Speaker 14: is that short for hemorrhoid rage?

2981
02:37:24,800 --> 02:37:26,160
Speaker 2: And then we just kind of went from there and

2982
02:37:26,240 --> 02:37:28,960
Speaker 2: away we went. Yeah, that's kind of how these things go.

2983
02:37:30,480 --> 02:37:36,160
Speaker 2: Once we start spinning out. Twenty minutes later, we're going

2984
02:37:36,200 --> 02:37:36,760
Speaker 2: to commercials.

2985
02:37:36,959 --> 02:37:37,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2986
02:37:39,120 --> 02:37:42,480
Speaker 2: Oh, speaking of documentaries, by the way, is a documentary

2987
02:37:42,560 --> 02:37:47,880
Speaker 2: that's dropping about what is really known about UFOs. You know,

2988
02:37:47,920 --> 02:37:53,600
Speaker 2: they called them UAPs now unidentified aerial phenomenon. It's called

2989
02:37:53,720 --> 02:37:56,960
Speaker 2: the Age of Disclosure, and I think this documentary is

2990
02:37:57,040 --> 02:38:03,680
Speaker 2: about what the government really knows about the UFOs. So

2991
02:38:03,800 --> 02:38:05,960
Speaker 2: for people who are interested in those kinds of things,

2992
02:38:08,000 --> 02:38:10,560
Speaker 2: the Age of Disclosure set what is believed to be

2993
02:38:10,640 --> 02:38:14,920
Speaker 2: a record for cross platform views for a documentary at

2994
02:38:14,959 --> 02:38:20,240
Speaker 2: twenty two million views, and so it's people in government,

2995
02:38:20,400 --> 02:38:24,360
Speaker 2: it's people in the science community, it's people from all across.

2996
02:38:24,400 --> 02:38:29,359
Speaker 2: It's going to be in theaters the week of Thanksgiving,

2997
02:38:29,640 --> 02:38:33,120
Speaker 2: but then it'll be on Amazon Prime to stream. And

2998
02:38:33,200 --> 02:38:35,480
Speaker 2: the guy directed it was like, I just wanted to

2999
02:38:35,560 --> 02:38:40,400
Speaker 2: interview people who had direct knowledge of this topic. See

3000
02:38:40,440 --> 02:38:43,920
Speaker 2: this is where I kind of you know, talking about

3001
02:38:44,040 --> 02:38:48,480
Speaker 2: UFOs is fun, but what you're really talking I mean

3002
02:38:48,600 --> 02:38:54,920
Speaker 2: literally unidentified flying objects. It's come to be synonymous with aliens,

3003
02:38:55,640 --> 02:38:58,400
Speaker 2: but there's nothing fundamentally that implies aliens.

3004
02:38:58,879 --> 02:39:01,959
Speaker 7: It's merely on ad and it's cool.

3005
02:39:02,120 --> 02:39:04,760
Speaker 2: He's cool to watch. And I don't know that anybody

3006
02:39:04,959 --> 02:39:07,920
Speaker 2: really thinks we're alone in the universe. You know, you

3007
02:39:08,040 --> 02:39:13,960
Speaker 2: have Fermi's paradox right. The size of the universe makes

3008
02:39:14,000 --> 02:39:20,240
Speaker 2: it nearly impossible that we would be the only intelligent life.

3009
02:39:20,560 --> 02:39:24,040
Speaker 2: But because it's so large, it's also unlikely that we

3010
02:39:24,080 --> 02:39:29,240
Speaker 2: would ever cross paths with them. And so this documentary

3011
02:39:29,360 --> 02:39:31,560
Speaker 2: is called the Age of Disclosure. And I just have

3012
02:39:31,640 --> 02:39:33,920
Speaker 2: to assume that the changes in this some people have

3013
02:39:34,040 --> 02:39:36,440
Speaker 2: seen it. But the changes in this is that for

3014
02:39:36,560 --> 02:39:39,120
Speaker 2: a long time, people in charge would deny that this

3015
02:39:39,360 --> 02:39:41,360
Speaker 2: stuff with the was even going on. And now they're

3016
02:39:41,400 --> 02:39:43,880
Speaker 2: kind of like, yeah, there's some things we can't explain.

3017
02:39:46,959 --> 02:39:53,080
Speaker 2: And listen, there are new theories popping up all the time.

3018
02:39:54,200 --> 02:39:57,520
Speaker 2: There's a guy named Robin Corbett. He's at the NASA

3019
02:39:57,600 --> 02:40:00,360
Speaker 2: Goddard Space Flight Center and he just dropped a new paper.

3020
02:40:01,040 --> 02:40:05,200
Speaker 2: He's at the University of Maryland and his theory is

3021
02:40:05,400 --> 02:40:10,000
Speaker 2: not His theory on why aliens haven't contacted us is

3022
02:40:10,120 --> 02:40:14,560
Speaker 2: that they're not much more advanced than we are. You

3023
02:40:14,640 --> 02:40:19,520
Speaker 2: know these and they're obviously they're all theories, but some

3024
02:40:19,640 --> 02:40:24,600
Speaker 2: people are like, well, if they're truly advanced species that

3025
02:40:24,760 --> 02:40:28,680
Speaker 2: are capable of interstellar travel, they might just pass us by.

3026
02:40:29,280 --> 02:40:31,280
Speaker 2: They wouldn't have that much in common with us. His

3027
02:40:31,440 --> 02:40:34,280
Speaker 2: thought is, well, the idea is that they're more advanced,

3028
02:40:34,360 --> 02:40:37,520
Speaker 2: but they're not much more advanced. It's like having an

3029
02:40:37,600 --> 02:40:42,000
Speaker 2: iPhone forty two instead of an iPhone seventeen was his example.

3030
02:40:43,400 --> 02:40:47,039
Speaker 2: So you're not talking about anything that could be very significant. Well,

3031
02:40:47,080 --> 02:40:49,120
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying. I mean, you know people think that,

3032
02:40:49,440 --> 02:40:52,680
Speaker 2: you know, when something grows exponentially, and they talk about

3033
02:40:52,680 --> 02:40:55,440
Speaker 2: AI and they're like, exponentially doesn't mean that it just

3034
02:40:55,600 --> 02:40:58,680
Speaker 2: keeps getting bigger. It means that it gets way bigger,

3035
02:40:58,760 --> 02:40:59,360
Speaker 2: way faster.

3036
02:41:00,120 --> 02:41:02,600
Speaker 3: Like think about what the iPhone one looked like to

3037
02:41:02,680 --> 02:41:04,360
Speaker 3: what your iPhone seventeen looks like.

3038
02:41:04,400 --> 02:41:12,080
Speaker 7: And that's only what fifteen the sixteen removed. So think

3039
02:41:12,080 --> 02:41:12,400
Speaker 7: about that.

3040
02:41:12,560 --> 02:41:15,080
Speaker 2: Think of how much technology is now into your phone

3041
02:41:15,360 --> 02:41:16,560
Speaker 2: versus the first one you had.

3042
02:41:17,040 --> 02:41:18,880
Speaker 7: Did you have an OG iPhone?

3043
02:41:19,080 --> 02:41:19,360
Speaker 2: I did?

3044
02:41:20,120 --> 02:41:21,240
Speaker 7: An iPhone one?

3045
02:41:21,480 --> 02:41:23,119
Speaker 2: I did? Yeah, it was the first phone.

3046
02:41:23,160 --> 02:41:25,480
Speaker 3: So I was always a BlackBerry guy, and then as

3047
02:41:25,520 --> 02:41:27,200
Speaker 3: soon as the iPhone came out, I got one.

3048
02:41:29,280 --> 02:41:32,160
Speaker 2: I don't know, God I think of I think an

3049
02:41:32,280 --> 02:41:36,880
Speaker 2: OG Apple iPhone. It's on eBay for thirty five hundred

3050
02:41:36,920 --> 02:41:40,720
Speaker 2: dollars really just as a nostalgia piece. If this is

3051
02:41:40,760 --> 02:41:41,960
Speaker 2: what I'm looking at I have.

3052
02:41:42,160 --> 02:41:44,680
Speaker 3: I still have my old, my original iPad, and that

3053
02:41:44,800 --> 02:41:47,199
Speaker 3: our iPod rather and that's worth a lot of money.

3054
02:41:47,240 --> 02:41:51,800
Speaker 2: I know that the OG first edition iPod. Yeah, I

3055
02:41:51,959 --> 02:41:54,360
Speaker 2: rebought mine because mine fell out of my car. People

3056
02:41:54,600 --> 02:41:56,080
Speaker 2: listen to this show for a long time, remember that

3057
02:41:56,160 --> 02:41:58,760
Speaker 2: story where my entire library is on my iPod and

3058
02:41:58,800 --> 02:42:01,240
Speaker 2: I lost the iPod or it fell out of my

3059
02:42:01,400 --> 02:42:03,840
Speaker 2: backpack or something when I was living in Ohio City.

3060
02:42:04,560 --> 02:42:09,240
Speaker 2: And then I re bought an iPhone, or I bought

3061
02:42:09,280 --> 02:42:11,720
Speaker 2: a new iPod, one of those like one hundred and

3062
02:42:11,720 --> 02:42:15,480
Speaker 2: twenty eight gig. Yeah. You know, by that time, though,

3063
02:42:15,560 --> 02:42:16,960
Speaker 2: streaming it got to the point where I was like,

3064
02:42:17,040 --> 02:42:20,160
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna you know, I reloaded my catalog onto

3065
02:42:20,200 --> 02:42:21,720
Speaker 2: this thing and then never used it. I don't even

3066
02:42:21,720 --> 02:42:24,160
Speaker 2: know where it is anymore. It's in a drawer, battery dead.

3067
02:42:24,280 --> 02:42:26,560
Speaker 2: Probably maybe I have a box with all my old phones.

3068
02:42:26,760 --> 02:42:29,480
Speaker 2: But I did not have an og iPhone. I don't

3069
02:42:29,480 --> 02:42:34,800
Speaker 2: think I got one until like the iPhone three. I

3070
02:42:34,920 --> 02:42:37,040
Speaker 2: didn't get a first generation iPhone. Yeah I did.

3071
02:42:37,160 --> 02:42:38,600
Speaker 3: I had that was that was the first time I

3072
02:42:38,680 --> 02:42:40,800
Speaker 3: was still rocking like flip phones and stuff. I was

3073
02:42:40,840 --> 02:42:45,520
Speaker 3: a BlackBerry guy first and then yeah what was that iPhone?

3074
02:42:45,800 --> 02:42:48,800
Speaker 2: Yeah that is June twenty ninth, two thousand and seven

3075
02:42:49,120 --> 02:42:51,280
Speaker 2: was the first one that was discontinued the next year

3076
02:42:51,360 --> 02:42:53,840
Speaker 2: because they were ye see there's one online you can

3077
02:42:53,920 --> 02:42:56,560
Speaker 2: buy and looks like you could use. It's unlocked.

3078
02:42:56,560 --> 02:42:58,560
Speaker 3: It's one hundred and sixty five bucks on eBay, so

3079
02:42:58,600 --> 02:43:00,600
Speaker 3: I think that thirty five hundred dollars. It's probably like

3080
02:43:00,640 --> 02:43:03,640
Speaker 3: a in a box or you know, like still sealed

3081
02:43:05,080 --> 02:43:08,199
Speaker 3: Apple iPhone thirty five hundred dollars.

3082
02:43:09,520 --> 02:43:12,720
Speaker 2: Eight gig first generation screen as a couple of pixel

3083
02:43:12,800 --> 02:43:17,080
Speaker 2: lines that are dead, complete with original box, doc earbuds

3084
02:43:17,160 --> 02:43:17,960
Speaker 2: and manuals.

3085
02:43:18,480 --> 02:43:20,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got to be that then, because everything on

3086
02:43:20,200 --> 02:43:21,879
Speaker 3: here is like three hundred, says three hundred dollars.

3087
02:43:22,040 --> 02:43:23,960
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, the reason it's still on there

3088
02:43:24,080 --> 02:43:26,480
Speaker 2: is because nobody's dumb enough to spend thirty five hundred

3089
02:43:26,520 --> 02:43:30,560
Speaker 2: dollars for it. Now, I didn't have that, let's see

3090
02:43:30,680 --> 02:43:34,600
Speaker 2: iPod because there wasn't an iPhone two. They went from

3091
02:43:34,720 --> 02:43:37,840
Speaker 2: one to three, didn't they. I had an iPhone three.

3092
02:43:37,920 --> 02:43:40,720
Speaker 2: I don't remember a two, and so I don't know

3093
02:43:40,760 --> 02:43:42,800
Speaker 2: why they did that. Maybe because of the three G network,

3094
02:43:42,840 --> 02:43:44,760
Speaker 2: but I was like, the iPhone three is the first

3095
02:43:44,800 --> 02:43:45,800
Speaker 2: one I remember getting.

3096
02:43:46,360 --> 02:43:49,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, my my iPod, the one that I have. It

3097
02:43:49,800 --> 02:43:51,840
Speaker 3: says like people are buying it for like four hundred bucks,

3098
02:43:52,480 --> 02:43:54,040
Speaker 3: so it makes some money on it.

3099
02:43:54,080 --> 02:43:55,760
Speaker 2: Now, there you go. I'll let it sit there forever.

3100
02:43:56,000 --> 02:43:58,840
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Good luck finding one of those plugs to

3101
02:43:58,920 --> 02:44:07,160
Speaker 2: charge that some bitch. Now, Yeah, allan anxiety runs in

3102
02:44:07,320 --> 02:44:10,840
Speaker 2: my family, and that can cause ibs. Again, I don't

3103
02:44:10,879 --> 02:44:14,000
Speaker 2: know that anxiety is something that's genetic either, I mean,

3104
02:44:14,120 --> 02:44:19,959
Speaker 2: anxiety comes I would think from uh, environmental factors, right,

3105
02:44:20,160 --> 02:44:22,840
Speaker 2: Like if your parents or your family members are like

3106
02:44:23,400 --> 02:44:26,280
Speaker 2: really high strong, that's going to kind of put you

3107
02:44:26,440 --> 02:44:30,400
Speaker 2: in that if that's what they mean. But again, people,

3108
02:44:30,520 --> 02:44:32,320
Speaker 2: you know, if you know people to have those problems,

3109
02:44:32,440 --> 02:44:34,560
Speaker 2: like you know, all that stress manifests in your gut

3110
02:44:34,640 --> 02:44:42,280
Speaker 2: and that sucks. My stress manifests somewhere, but fortunately not

3111
02:44:42,400 --> 02:44:46,240
Speaker 2: in my gut. Where's it manifest in my wiener?

3112
02:44:46,560 --> 02:44:48,000
Speaker 7: Ah listen in uh.

3113
02:44:49,400 --> 02:44:57,480
Speaker 2: My back, my brain, my anxiety. Alan, Some aliens would

3114
02:44:57,520 --> 02:45:00,760
Speaker 2: have to be less advanced than us too. Every species

3115
02:45:00,800 --> 02:45:04,199
Speaker 2: has to go through early primitive stages of evolution, that's true.

3116
02:45:04,240 --> 02:45:06,920
Speaker 2: I think they're confining their theories though, to people, to

3117
02:45:07,360 --> 02:45:10,640
Speaker 2: civilizations that we would come in contact with, because obviously

3118
02:45:10,800 --> 02:45:15,320
Speaker 2: we are not traveling interplanetary or interstellar, so it would

3119
02:45:15,360 --> 02:45:18,280
Speaker 2: be reliant on those species coming to us or are

3120
02:45:18,400 --> 02:45:24,320
Speaker 2: we or are we we are hurtling through space. We're

3121
02:45:24,360 --> 02:45:31,800
Speaker 2: all made of stars, Rob, so any who, Yes, granted,

3122
02:45:31,879 --> 02:45:38,840
Speaker 2: people are terrified at this prospect, Rob that if I'm

3123
02:45:39,240 --> 02:45:42,760
Speaker 2: putting these two things together, that alien species might bring

3124
02:45:42,879 --> 02:45:45,440
Speaker 2: us their butthole problems. Have I conflated the two. I

3125
02:45:45,520 --> 02:45:47,199
Speaker 2: mean they already did you know what we were talking about.

3126
02:45:47,240 --> 02:45:52,480
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why we have roids on this planet. Well

3127
02:45:52,520 --> 02:45:55,160
Speaker 2: you ever watched that sho ancient aliens o Oh yeah,

3128
02:45:55,200 --> 02:45:57,920
Speaker 2: where they're like, oh, they've been here way before us,

3129
02:45:58,040 --> 02:45:59,560
Speaker 2: which is a great theory because there's no way to

3130
02:45:59,600 --> 02:46:02,280
Speaker 2: prove or is prove it. You can look at these

3131
02:46:02,320 --> 02:46:03,800
Speaker 2: things that are in the ground and they go, oh,

3132
02:46:03,879 --> 02:46:07,880
Speaker 2: this proof of an alien species. And maybe we're all aliens.

3133
02:46:08,040 --> 02:46:13,960
Speaker 2: What if they left some spores here that when they

3134
02:46:14,080 --> 02:46:25,880
Speaker 2: interact with our primitive makeup, causes hemorrhates. I don't know,

3135
02:46:27,040 --> 02:46:29,920
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's a terrible thing to consider. And

3136
02:46:30,560 --> 02:46:33,400
Speaker 2: again I'm not lying to you. I'm gonna skip out

3137
02:46:33,480 --> 02:46:37,600
Speaker 2: of work tonight. I feel so good. I feel like

3138
02:46:37,879 --> 02:46:42,320
Speaker 2: a million. I feel like one hundred dollars coming out

3139
02:46:42,360 --> 02:46:49,160
Speaker 2: of here today. And that's almost never the case. Allen

3140
02:46:49,200 --> 02:46:51,720
Speaker 2: aliens are among us, deep in our oceans where we

3141
02:46:51,800 --> 02:46:55,200
Speaker 2: can't explore. Is that a euphemism? Yeah? What do they

3142
02:46:55,200 --> 02:46:57,680
Speaker 2: always say? We're always looking to the skies. We should

3143
02:46:57,680 --> 02:47:01,600
Speaker 2: be looking underwater, right like eighty percent of the world's oceans,

3144
02:47:02,000 --> 02:47:04,520
Speaker 2: or we can't even begin to explore them. I still

3145
02:47:04,560 --> 02:47:07,760
Speaker 2: can't understand that. Why can't we because there's it's so deep.

3146
02:47:07,920 --> 02:47:10,600
Speaker 3: No, I know, but there's if there's eighty percent or

3147
02:47:11,200 --> 02:47:12,760
Speaker 3: seventy percent that we can't explore.

3148
02:47:12,800 --> 02:47:15,240
Speaker 2: What percentage of it can we explore? To what depth?

3149
02:47:15,440 --> 02:47:17,360
Speaker 3: I don't know, you know, like you would think, okay,

3150
02:47:17,440 --> 02:47:20,200
Speaker 3: so you can't hit the bottom. It's been a problem

3151
02:47:20,280 --> 02:47:21,560
Speaker 3: mind since I started having.

3152
02:47:21,440 --> 02:47:27,600
Speaker 2: Sex wmms Rob on Instagram never stopped trying. Yeah, I'll

3153
02:47:27,640 --> 02:47:32,720
Speaker 2: tell you what a lifelong spelunker. Rob's got the mining

3154
02:47:32,800 --> 02:47:37,959
Speaker 2: helmet on stalactide stalactites.

3155
02:47:38,080 --> 02:47:39,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, he didn't care.

3156
02:47:41,720 --> 02:47:43,560
Speaker 4: Now I must leave you as the Brady bunch is

3157
02:47:43,600 --> 02:47:46,400
Speaker 4: on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3158
02:47:48,520 --> 02:47:49,120
Speaker 7: Get out of here.

3159
02:47:50,160 --> 02:47:55,760
Speaker 5: Be careful of what you say. Be careful in every way,

3160
02:47:57,000 --> 02:48:02,560
Speaker 5: Be careful of what you do. Big brother is watching you.

3161
02:48:03,959 --> 02:48:09,720
Speaker 5: Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

3162
02:48:10,920 --> 02:48:15,520
Speaker 5: One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is

3163
02:48:15,760 --> 02:48:21,840
Speaker 5: watching you. And on with our narrative. Remember, oh, it

3164
02:48:22,240 --> 02:48:28,000
Speaker 5: is paid. And when you watch that davy screens, remember

3165
02:48:28,120 --> 02:48:35,720
Speaker 5: it works both ways. You'll disappear in a wink. Unless

3166
02:48:35,840 --> 02:48:42,240
Speaker 5: you can double think, you'll vanish into the Blue big

3167
02:48:42,480 --> 02:48:44,160
Speaker 5: brother is watching you.