Speaker 1: Morning, lady, gentlemen, and welcome to video Message number twenty nine.
Speaker 1: I'm like a dog in heat. I woke up yesterday
Speaker 1: morning with us free of us to start later. Please,
Speaker 1: I could never know if the day was us Florida.
Speaker 1: Listen up.
Speaker 2: The ratings just came in for last month. We are
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Speaker 3: It is the thirteenth day of January twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to Tuesday morning on the Partrip
Speaker 3: Morning Show. And here we are, ladies and gentlemen. I
Speaker 3: wonder what we're gonna do today. While we got Johnny
Speaker 3: Bones coming here, we got Marty glarn iron cast of thousands,
Speaker 3: I do know that, and lots to talk about the
Speaker 3: that playoff weekend, Wildcard weekend's over, another big game last night.
Speaker 3: We'll talk about that and so much more. So let's
Speaker 3: get started. Here's a rick Ingraham with some comedy on
Speaker 3: the Partrip Morning Show. Come on in now. I'm glad
Speaker 3: you're here.
Speaker 4: From Kansas originally if you couldn't tell by my hair,
Speaker 4: and uh, it's weird being from a terrible place. No,
Speaker 4: because a lot of people have just absurd amounts of
Speaker 4: pride and where they're from. I'm from one of those
Speaker 4: few places where everyone's just like, it pretty.
Speaker 1: Much sucks here.
Speaker 4: So I'm from one of the states where you just
Speaker 4: try and convince yourself that it's slightly better than the
Speaker 4: state next to you. It's like, yeah, it sucks. I'm
Speaker 4: from Kansas, but at least we're not from Missouri. You know,
Speaker 4: you know they sleep with their ugly cousin in Missouri.
Speaker 1: Suck.
Speaker 4: We have standards, and it just keeps trickling down. Missouri's
Speaker 4: doing the same thing. They're going, Man, it sucks here.
Speaker 4: I'm just glad we're not Arkansas. Arkansas here is that
Speaker 4: they're a little offended, but they keep it going. Man,
Speaker 4: it sucks in a little rock. I'm just glad we're not
Speaker 4: in Mississippi. And obviously down in Mississippi they're like, we
Speaker 4: do not know geography.
Speaker 1: Next question, play you.
Speaker 4: They're not smart in Mississippi.
Speaker 1: Maybe go ahead.
Speaker 5: The first line is weed and fetus on your side.
Speaker 5: You hear the distance under this line in your stray.
Speaker 1: To take it too. It is two days anyway, right,
Speaker 1: thirteenth and twenty twenty six. The years almost over already,
Speaker 1: it just started already in fast forward mode. You know
Speaker 1: it's already. Yeah, it's almost halfway there, man, Yeah, louis
Speaker 1: almost two. Yeah, we're rolling along. Yeah, it's great. It's something.
Speaker 1: I'm Corey, that's Chris, that's Paul, that Zach, it's about
Speaker 1: your body show. John Boner should be here shortly, Marty
Speaker 1: Gellner later. I think he's bringing in a bunch of food.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right, today's day. He's doing that.
Speaker 1: From where the Twins' winter meltdown bit that he does.
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, forget about that down baby. Yeah, finally
Speaker 1: Bonus brings something for us. Yeah, correct, tiny, well, I
Speaker 1: doubt it. I mean every week he technically brings a
Speaker 1: tax loophole. Yeah right, I mean I was very drunk
Speaker 1: and we appreciate it. Yeah we do. John, you don't
Speaker 1: have to pay for that, buddy. Does it pay for that?
Speaker 1: So it right off? Cordially? Is it cordially? Is it
Speaker 1: right off? Yeah? Everything right off? Brother. No, I wish
Speaker 1: I knew taxes because, like I said, I just convinced
Speaker 1: you guys are going to jail. But who knows. Probably
Speaker 1: so far you haven't, so I think you're I think
Speaker 1: you're doing fine. Yeah, you got to figure it out.
Speaker 1: Have you made your tax appointment? Hawk? No? No, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 1: I've decided I'm not doing that anymore. Oh good for you. Man.
Speaker 1: Who's who's the guy on Howard that just admitted he
Speaker 1: didn't pay taxes? Might have been Yeah, it might have
Speaker 1: been or Cabby, one of those guys just went on
Speaker 1: the air and admitted he didn't pay taxes. Not a
Speaker 1: good idea. Yeah, it's probably not a good idea to
Speaker 1: do it. It's even a worse idea to admit it
Speaker 1: on the air. Yep. I think somebody is going to
Speaker 1: hear about it. Yep. Interesting ideas. No, I don't think
Speaker 1: so at all. It's a little bit like office space, right,
Speaker 1: Like I'm just I'm just not gonna go. Yeah, now
Speaker 1: that makes more sense. Just don't go to work and
Speaker 1: see what happens you. How long it takes them to
Speaker 1: fire you? In Peter's case in that movie he got
Speaker 1: promoted he did Yeah, yeah, how long would it take here? Well,
Speaker 1: they don't do that though, Yeah, you wouldn't get promoted.
Speaker 1: But you're asking how long would it take to get
Speaker 1: fired if you just stopped showing up?
Speaker 3: Is it a promotion if they give you more responsibility but.
Speaker 1: Not a raise because that happens all the time, all
Speaker 1: the time. Guy's Tuesday already, I can fill in the room.
Speaker 1: You can hear bonus Wicked Witch laughing? Right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: speaking a Wicked Witch laughing. I mean it did make
Speaker 1: me laugh. On on Sunday at the Golden Globe, Cynthia
Speaker 1: Rivo was nominated for Best Actress. Right in Musical or Comedy,
Speaker 1: to play Alphabet, right now, that's a musical. That's definitely
Speaker 1: a musical. Yeah, well, she wasn't there. She was the
Speaker 1: only one that was not there. Well, the photo that
Speaker 1: they showed when they're here's the sixth nominees, when they're
Speaker 1: about to read the winner, the photo that they picked
Speaker 1: was her as Alphaba from Wicked, and she didn't look
Speaker 1: super happy. She looked like the Wicked Witch. She looked
Speaker 1: pretty upset. So when it's like the winner goes to whatever,
Speaker 1: Emma Stone, I forget who won, it doesn't matter, you know,
Speaker 1: all the losers start clapping. But then you see is
Speaker 1: the Wicked Witch in the middle with resting bitch faceace.
Speaker 1: There you go, and the Internet basically was like, yes,
Speaker 1: Cynthia did not take the loss very well, classless. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what were we talking about before that? The wicked witch?
Speaker 1: You said? John Bonus is a wicked witch laughing somewhere. Yeah, probably.
Speaker 1: You can just feel near Yeah, I'm feeling the air.
Speaker 1: So the renovations going on and TVs are being taken
Speaker 1: off the walls, video game things are exactly, things are
Speaker 1: being ripped down. I looked all over the places to day,
Speaker 1: like the f is that Gallica machine? You related? Well, no,
Speaker 1: because because I was looking forward to be vertical. So
Speaker 1: I'm checking some rooms and I'm like, where the hell
Speaker 1: is it? And then finally we go down to by
Speaker 1: Abbot's office and I walked almost right past it at
Speaker 1: first because I wasn't expecting it to be horizontal and
Speaker 1: behind all those tables. And then I finally see it,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what is the deal if they throw
Speaker 1: this thing out? If they just throw it out, I'm
Speaker 1: throwing a brick through the window. I've offered to pay
Speaker 1: for it, let alone steal it. They aren't going to
Speaker 1: do that, brother, right, they won't throw it out.
Speaker 3: M they won't they'll they'll give it to like I
Speaker 3: Heart cons or something like that.
Speaker 1: Or they'll sell it for money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they might do that. They might do that.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what's going to happen, is is I was like,
Speaker 1: so I asked the right people yesterday, is this getting
Speaker 1: thrown out? And they said stay tuned. Yeah. And what
Speaker 1: I what I read by that that is oh, yeah, Corey,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna of course, we're gonna let you buy it.
Speaker 1: Go ahead to the empty your checkbook and we'll let
Speaker 1: you have it. I can sense this. This is my
Speaker 1: spider sense that they're going to do some raffle and
Speaker 1: they're gonna give it to one person here and then
Speaker 1: that person's either going to say I'm gonna put it
Speaker 1: on eBay or what would I do with a Galaga machine? Exactly.
Speaker 1: So there's only two people that have ever openly campaigned
Speaker 1: for that Gallican machine, Lee v Olsvik and me. And
Speaker 1: I was told once that I couldn't buy it because
Speaker 1: Lee had already asked to buy it. Lee last week
Speaker 1: heard that on the show and came down the home
Speaker 1: and goes, you can have it. I don't want it
Speaker 1: anym Yeah, right.
Speaker 2: Just me.
Speaker 1: We don't need a raffle. I'll buy it. Yeah, here
Speaker 1: is the boy, the Gallaga machine. By the way, very
Speaker 1: disrespectful for Miss pac Man. How it's both games, but
Speaker 1: I only call it the Gallaghy machine. Those bastards. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the best. You better not throw out my Gallant machine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who knows what they'll do?
Speaker 1: Who know? I mean, who knows? It's a who knows?
Speaker 1: You never know, you never know what the day. That's
Speaker 1: first world problems. My company didn't give me the Gallican machine.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I asked for it nicely.
Speaker 1: How much do you think, like a don't tell them
Speaker 1: what it's worth. No, but I got a low ball them.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna google it. Whore? Who was they?
Speaker 3: By the way, good point, I have good point. Do
Speaker 3: you guys want me to tell you? Let me tell
Speaker 3: you a true story, tell your true not for real?
Speaker 3: Do you want me to do this?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 3: I'm leave it up to you guys, because I think
Speaker 3: you guys care about this.
Speaker 1: Of course we do.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: Is your career in the balance if you tell this story,
Speaker 1: that's your call? That our call? Was this your Yeah?
Speaker 3: My falling down moment yesterday? Yeah, you had a falling
Speaker 3: down moment yesterday I did, yeah, I missed it. Yeah
Speaker 3: after the show, Oh yeah, yeah. Oh well then it's
Speaker 3: up to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So this is not that big a deal. It really isn't.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 3: I mean, there are people dying right there. It's dangerous
Speaker 3: to leave the house. Yeah, first, it's dangerous.
Speaker 1: To be in your house.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, it's hard to be in your car, right, yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean we're watching the world in in front of us,
Speaker 3: and we're happy about it, a lot of us. Right,
Speaker 3: this is awesome. So let me tell you, this is
Speaker 3: a very small thing. But if you just throw it
Speaker 3: on the you know, it's like the Eddie Murphy joke
Speaker 3: when Johnny Carson's wife gets paid fifteen hundred dollars for something,
Speaker 3: she said, just put it with the rest of it.
Speaker 1: Right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Right, it's a long straight anyway, listen. But when yeah,
Speaker 3: so you pile them all together.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: So, yesterday we got down to Abbot's office and I says, hey,
Speaker 3: how the rating's looking, And he said, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I get him to day or tomorrow. I'm like, oh, yeah, cool, good.
Speaker 3: Remember when that used to be a big deal, right, right,
Speaker 3: and then and no, no offense, abbot. Right, he's got
Speaker 3: other things. He's got five hundred thousand million things to.
Speaker 1: Do, right, like figuring out what they're going to do
Speaker 1: with my Gallga.
Speaker 3: Mission exactly right, right, right, So the last thing on
Speaker 3: his mind is keeping morons happy on the morning show.
Speaker 3: He's got five shows for a little morons or having
Speaker 3: me shows are on the station now. And I'm like cool,
Speaker 3: And he said, yeah, but you guys are gonna be
Speaker 3: number one. I'm like cool, mass good. I mean, it
Speaker 3: was a day when like, like, man, you know, right
Speaker 3: when we were struggling to even like to show up
Speaker 3: on the book let alone be number one. So I
Speaker 3: leave here, I'm like, well, at least that's good man,
Speaker 3: you know, but I sure sure wish somebody cared, you know.
Speaker 3: I wish I wish there was somebody that cared, right,
Speaker 3: I wish I wish it mattered, like that would be
Speaker 3: cool if it mattered, right, And I was like, but
Speaker 3: you know what, it's my It's it's up to me
Speaker 3: to like find out if it matters, not like like
Speaker 3: I do my job and and uh if if I'm
Speaker 3: gonna uh if nobody cares, then then it's up to
Speaker 3: me to decide whether I care or not. Right, And
Speaker 3: so I'm going through the day, but I'm like, you
Speaker 3: know what, but I'm feeling good because we're number one,
Speaker 3: and then I get an email and that's a very
Speaker 3: small thing.
Speaker 1: That's a very small thing.
Speaker 3: You know, the story, Sauce, No nobody knows the story. Literally,
Speaker 3: I've told no one, Not a single person in the world.
Speaker 1: Knows the story. Fantastic.
Speaker 3: So since the day I started on the morning show,
Speaker 3: back when I was making very little money, but I
Speaker 3: was glad to have the show and it was a
Speaker 3: new thing. One of the things I got was a
Speaker 3: company cell phone, right, little thing, part of my deal.
Speaker 1: Awesome adds up after twenty seven years, especially with how
Speaker 1: much it costs to have phones.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yesterday, on the day I found out we were
Speaker 3: number one again, I got an email from corporate, not
Speaker 3: a discussion, not even just telling me, telling me, much
Speaker 3: like they told me they weren't going to match my
Speaker 3: four oh one k anymore. Much like they told me,
Speaker 3: much like they told me that I not for real,
Speaker 3: Much like they told me if I if I took
Speaker 3: this pay cut, Tina wouldn't get fired. Much like they
Speaker 3: told me that somebody's gonna be here three years from
Speaker 3: now when I signed my new three year deal. Much
Speaker 3: like everything else, they just told me they were taking
Speaker 3: away my company's cell phone on the day I found
Speaker 3: out we were number one, and nobody cares again, right,
Speaker 3: So that was my falling down moment yesterday, Like I
Speaker 3: was like, what is what?
Speaker 1: What? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, it's like and I know that's a tiny
Speaker 3: little thing, but that is essentially.
Speaker 1: Another pay cut. Yeah, definitely, it definitely is right.
Speaker 3: It is another pay cut, yep. And I don't even
Speaker 3: know who I would talk to about it anymore.
Speaker 1: Well, you can't, you don't have a phone. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: they all fired after we took pay cuts. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's a little tiny thing. And in the great
Speaker 3: world of things, there's a not I mean, not a
Speaker 3: great chance I'm gonna get murdered by somebody with a
Speaker 3: gun today, But on so so, on the very large
Speaker 3: scheme of things, it was just another thing that happened, right,
Speaker 3: And it doesn't really matter. And I'll have a phone
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna be just fine.
Speaker 1: I'll figure it.
Speaker 3: I'll probably get a great T mobile plan or something.
Speaker 3: Who knows, Right, that's awesome. But it wasn't even somebody said,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, we have to do this because you know,
Speaker 3: the company stock is just falling in the crapper.
Speaker 1: Now I'm watching as the.
Speaker 3: Stock just goes boomy boom, boom boom, and and our
Speaker 3: CEO gets a here's fourteen million dollar for a plane. Cool,
Speaker 3: I get another thing on the day we find out
Speaker 3: in Passing that we're probably gonna be number one again.
Speaker 3: It's just another kick in the testicles.
Speaker 1: It's not a little thing because, like you said, it
Speaker 1: is a pay cut. It does make me feel worse
Speaker 1: about my story because my story is worse than yours. Now, no, no, no, yea,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Like now, my Gallagher story seems
Speaker 1: real whitey. But back to the CEO. If you go
Speaker 1: down to the Gallican machine, you will see that Bob
Speaker 1: Pittman did leave a note on the machine that says
Speaker 1: save for Corey Cove, signed Bob Pittman. I'm now sure
Speaker 1: it's in my absolutely immaculate block letter handwriting. It looks
Speaker 1: like I wrote it, but it says Bob Pittman. On there.
Speaker 1: It says safe for me, right, that's from the guy
Speaker 1: upstairs and I don't even mean that guy. I mean
Speaker 1: that guy Corporate Life. Oh yeah, yeah, he said save
Speaker 1: it for me. Well that's kind of him. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: there you go.
Speaker 3: That was my follow down moment history. I'm not saying
Speaker 3: I had any reaction to it because I am powerless.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but right, so, but look, we can combine the two.
Speaker 1: I never got a company cell phone. Yeah no, no,
Speaker 1: if hey owe me the gallic of machine, I've been
Speaker 1: paying for my own cell phone for twenty four years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was part of the machine.
Speaker 3: That's part of the reason why I wasn't gonna mention it.
Speaker 3: But I was like, you know what, but that's part
Speaker 3: of my deal, right party deal right right, Like you know.
Speaker 1: That's part of my deal. You should have that.
Speaker 3: And again there. I love it when there's not even
Speaker 3: a discussion. It's not even like, hey man, you know,
Speaker 3: super sorry this has This was just a directive that
Speaker 3: it's over.
Speaker 1: Johnny.
Speaker 3: Here's another thing, you know, like yeah, here you.
Speaker 7: Go, guys, Hey, we want more social content and you know,
Speaker 7: be more active on social media. But we're gonna we're
Speaker 7: gonna take away the thing that you uh.
Speaker 3: And it's not like I'm calling Jupiter, you know, like
Speaker 3: I don't have a lot of friends. I'm not doing
Speaker 3: a lot of things that cost a lot of money.
Speaker 3: I maybe it cost them a lot of money when
Speaker 3: I was calling the radio station from Ireland.
Speaker 1: But I was doing my job, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: And again it's like there's just no one left to
Speaker 3: complain to. There's and nobody and even worse, there's no
Speaker 3: one left to care at all.
Speaker 1: So I did.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 3: I'm real glad to have this stuf because I love
Speaker 3: this radio show. But I think I'm taking the rest
Speaker 3: of the week off. I'm serious. I think I'm taking
Speaker 3: the rest of.
Speaker 1: The week off. Well, I would you even ask people? Yeah,
Speaker 1: who would you tell? So they knew?
Speaker 3: But I don't know who any of my reps are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they know who half of us are.
Speaker 3: No, there's a spot for one of my clients. It's
Speaker 3: been running since twenty twenty four, and I don't know
Speaker 3: who to go talk to you about it.
Speaker 1: Well, then it's still to say happy New Year. It's
Speaker 1: perfect good point, it's just happy twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: But yeah, but on the grand scheme of things, I
Speaker 3: think I'll probably get a check. So that's cool thing
Speaker 3: that gets me one day closer to death.
Speaker 1: Yes, I will. I will say that's next. I will
Speaker 1: say this about all of us. I'll speak for the group.
Speaker 1: We are pretty famous now for a winding complainings, specifically
Speaker 1: on Tuesdays. Yeah, all of us know how lucky we
Speaker 1: are compared to what's actually going on in the world,
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, so yeah, this is all first world
Speaker 1: problems for sure, no doubt about it. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of hell going on in A Gallican machine is
Speaker 1: at the bottom of the list, bottom bottom. Imagine the
Speaker 1: king what that machine?
Speaker 3: Imagine the Vikings were going to the Super Bowl and
Speaker 3: they won the Super Bowl, and that just happened to
Speaker 3: be the year they blacked out the entire thing and
Speaker 3: nobody really cared. It finally happened, and it just was
Speaker 3: the year that nobody cares and that we didn't get
Speaker 3: to even watch it on TV. And you're like, but
Speaker 3: I've been waiting my whole life for this, I don't
Speaker 3: even get to watch on TV. Yeah, no, man, please
Speaker 3: start to show over again. Probably shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 1: What would you guess? A brand galic of how are
Speaker 1: you doing this to him? He asked you not to
Speaker 1: do this. If you're gonna do it, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: I want to hear your guests. I won't say it.
Speaker 3: That's real good ow who cares whether it's good radio
Speaker 3: or not.
Speaker 1: At Peter's billiards a brand new one. Oh I love
Speaker 1: Peter's billiard. Yeah great, that's like a dream to say
Speaker 1: a brand new one is saying the brand new one
Speaker 1: is probably five thousand dollars, four thousand dollars, thank you, Johnny.
Speaker 1: More than that less two thousand dollars less, twenty five hundred,
Speaker 1: twenty nine hundred. Are we twenty nine ninety nine, thirty
Speaker 1: two ninety nine? It's cold? Just a little bit higher
Speaker 1: thirty four ninety nine, a little bit higher? Can we
Speaker 1: just pleastate the number number of thirty five thirty five
Speaker 1: hundred thirty five. That's thirty five ninety nine, and you
Speaker 1: still wann't wait that's the exact price of it. You
Speaker 1: said that, then you said a little bit higher. I
Speaker 1: wasn't listening. Chris's book would be electric. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: hope somebody buys it, John This is all I was
Speaker 1: thought here for the entire discussion. You know you were
Speaker 1: coming are you a Twins fan, John Love It More
Speaker 1: with John Bonus and the rest of the Power.
Speaker 8: To the Morning Show after this, Welcome back to Welcome
Speaker 8: back to the Patch of Money show by fifty three,
Speaker 8: Come on.
Speaker 1: To the pluck. Don't say that.
Speaker 6: Wow, sorry, I learned something so you run have to
Speaker 6: do every day?
Speaker 1: Man? Did you learn that you're greater than the sun? No,
Speaker 1: already knew that. Yeah, are you greater than the sun?
Speaker 1: I'm not even close the one that shines on everyone one? Yes,
Speaker 1: weird that you got to clarify which so many suns?
Speaker 1: Are there? One? Sure? And why is that? There's many moons? Right? Yes,
Speaker 1: but there's one sun. Yes, there are many moons, like
Speaker 1: some like Jupiter has like multiple moons, right of course?
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, yeah, one, there's one sun. I don't know
Speaker 7: if we can handle two sons. It'd be too hot,
Speaker 7: It's true, though, Like think about it might be hard
Speaker 7: to sleep too two suns. Rose, you'd be like, oh god,
Speaker 7: we're all dead. Can I ask another question?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Please, I think I've asked. Feel how quickly would
Speaker 1: we all be gone.
Speaker 7: If one day the sun just turned off immediately, like
Speaker 7: instantly instantly?
Speaker 1: Okay, that sucks. Don't worry about it, baby, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think there's anything you know about. No, we got
Speaker 1: like a couple of billion years left. Every moment it
Speaker 1: takes like ten minutes, it'll just turn off.
Speaker 7: Well, it'll it'll explode span it'll become a red giant
Speaker 7: and then.
Speaker 1: A super nova. If you don't understand how Supernova's work,
Speaker 1: just listen to the song super Nova Goes Pop by power.
Speaker 6: Man five thousand and you'll understand. Or Champagne Supernova, sure
Speaker 6: that one too. Yeah, you celebrate as the as the
Speaker 6: sun blinks out like a bad tail light.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's what that song was about. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. Oh it does sound nice though. Champagne super
Speaker 1: Nova is just the coolest name for a song. Sound
Speaker 1: such a good song. The song's awesome. But if the
Speaker 1: song sucked, it would still be a great name for
Speaker 1: aus song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, that's it. They're all about phonetics in that band.
Speaker 3: Not a whole lot of songs that they cared about
Speaker 3: the meaning of the words, which is cool, Which is cool, Yeah,
Speaker 3: right right right, Johnny Bones.
Speaker 1: Love it, love Champagne super Nova. Are you bringing food
Speaker 1: for us today?
Speaker 9: Smortgy's is bringing us some food they're bringing us. I
Speaker 9: would guess this whole smorgasbord of food seven thirty ish
Speaker 9: or if there's seven thirty or eight, Yes, we will
Speaker 9: be havings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where I was going. I have a little breakfast.
Speaker 1: That'll be great. Thank you, Bonus. It's welcome doing that
Speaker 1: because US Sport is going to be hosting the daily
Speaker 1: winter meltdown.
Speaker 3: They're here, yea and more corn.
Speaker 1: How many different people do you think have voiced the
Speaker 1: sweetish chef over the years, because that's not a super
Speaker 1: difficult one to do. You just because you get to mumble,
Speaker 1: doesn't it to sound. It's just gotta sound pretty close
Speaker 1: to this burst corn debers chicken first cool. I mean
Speaker 1: that's one of the I would say, most easy Muppet
Speaker 1: voices to replicate. I agree with you, sure, so give
Speaker 1: it a shot. You've never tried to watch look at
Speaker 1: all closer. You're gonna get to it one more time.
Speaker 1: First corn de beers chicken first cool. Wow. That was
Speaker 1: like when Joey Tribani tried to learn French. You're your
Speaker 1: your listeners broke wow. I'm sorry that wasn't even the
Speaker 1: right language. It's the Italian chef steady corn burst first beast.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. The tone is wrong,
Speaker 1: is the language is incorrect?
Speaker 3: Is this one of those things where like I always wondered,
Speaker 3: like is the color green you see the same as
Speaker 3: the color if he's hearing something you nobody else probably
Speaker 3: on the planet is hearing because that's nowhere near close to.
Speaker 1: What he played.
Speaker 3: But is that what you're hearing?
Speaker 1: That's what I hear? Yeah?
Speaker 10: Wow, you are?
Speaker 1: I mean it explains a lot. First, what was that game?
Speaker 1: And that part you got right? The other parts, the
Speaker 1: confusing part, yes, sorry man, the Italian sauce, I'm president,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 9: It's a little leg Dave Matthews. First, I wonder Dave
Speaker 9: Matthews ever did the Swedish chef was.
Speaker 1: Corner? I do like Swedish meatballs, in case anybody's wondering.
Speaker 1: Swedish fish Yes, outstanding. You used to love them. What
Speaker 1: happened is that the candy you threw up.
Speaker 3: Starburst, I eate in a entire family sized bag of
Speaker 3: I threw up a rainbow and barely an exaggeration.
Speaker 1: So as a as the you know, one of the
Speaker 1: all time picky eaters, I'm very aware that it's always
Speaker 1: weird when I complain about other people's eating habits. Very
Speaker 1: self aware. I understand it's preposterous to be like, what's
Speaker 1: wrong with you? But I do think this is so
Speaker 1: weird because it seems like it's a collective decision. Barb
Speaker 1: in her office has a candy dish, and frequently it's
Speaker 1: filled with starbursts. Sure, everyone, and I mean everyone leaves
Speaker 1: the yellows like they're toxic. Nobody eats them. What is
Speaker 1: wrong with yellows? All starbursts are great? What are we doing?
Speaker 1: It's just by the end of it, it's a pile
Speaker 1: of yellows.
Speaker 9: You've got your choice, right, you'd never choose yellow.
Speaker 1: I choose all. Yeah, I don't care. I don't discriminate.
Speaker 1: That's the one way I'm greater than the sun. The
Speaker 1: Sun doesn't discriminate, and neither do I. With star wars
Speaker 1: in Barb's office walked in, Officers went look at the
Speaker 1: boy and they were all yellow. They were all yellow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're good. I like it with you. You don't say
Speaker 1: me so you like the yellow ones? Of course, Zach.
Speaker 1: From now on, just you guys can pick the yellows
Speaker 1: out of there. Save the orange for me. M m.
Speaker 1: You don't like the yellows. I only, I really only
Speaker 1: like the orange. I don't like any of the other flavors.
Speaker 1: Orange orange. Wow, that's an interesting strawberries, the King, pink,
Speaker 1: pink ones. Oh, I like the dark red ones too much?
Speaker 1: Too much? Do you like the pink ones? Hok? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I do like the pink ones. I do,
Speaker 1: I do. I don't don't understand. It's it's not like
Speaker 1: their jelly belly flavors where there's extremes and the difference
Speaker 1: is massive. They're all star wars. Yeah, and they're all
Speaker 1: air subtle differences. They're all fantastic literally called burst like
Speaker 1: it's a burst of flavor. And if you don't like
Speaker 1: the burst of yellow in your mouth, you man, then
Speaker 1: tough break for Marge Simpson. Yeah, wow, oh man, happen
Speaker 1: yellow starbursts, any of them? I love starbars. That's my
Speaker 1: favorite candy, is it right? Yes?
Speaker 3: You like the little tiny ones you get that are unwrapped.
Speaker 1: I don't like the minis. You be shocked by this. No,
Speaker 1: the minis aren't good. Wrap them right, slows down. I
Speaker 1: was I remember the specifically because I always remember food
Speaker 1: when it comes to anything like big in my life.
Speaker 7: Of course, I was potty trained with starbars. Anytime I
Speaker 7: would go back, this is your origin story. I love
Speaker 7: Star Wars. Yep, let's just say I got even supposed
Speaker 7: to have Star Wars.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was like, what age were you
Speaker 1: potty trained? Seven team.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go ahead and just defend.
Speaker 1: Jeff Lambert. It was my mom, My dad was at work.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna defend them all. He was just pooping every
Speaker 3: at this point when when a young boy is just
Speaker 3: two and all over everything of value, right, you'll give
Speaker 3: him anything to keep them from doing it again. And
Speaker 3: food was the only thing that worked.
Speaker 7: But it was a vicious cycle because you get done
Speaker 7: and then you get hopped up on sugar.
Speaker 1: Some could get upset just.
Speaker 3: It was starburst or tarburst.
Speaker 1: Which you chase that dragon? You've been chasing that dragon
Speaker 1: for forty plus years, Yes, sir, many chase that dragon
Speaker 1: that explains everything it does. What do you plan to
Speaker 1: bribe Louis with the potty train? It's our past kids.
Speaker 7: No, he really likes Eminem's cheese puffs like the whatever
Speaker 7: flame whatever kind.
Speaker 1: He loves those cheese. He eats more things than you. Guys. Oh,
Speaker 1: I believe it. Like the brand, sorry, not the flavor.
Speaker 7: Sorry, it's all the same thing, idiot, the brand whatever,
Speaker 7: brand that flavor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we'll find out. I don't know. When do
Speaker 1: you do that?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Two years? Three years old? Wait until they get their
Speaker 1: drivers permit, Wait until they get their first cell phone.
Speaker 1: The answer is about the time you get tired of
Speaker 1: cleaning it up. Yeah. I wouldn't wait until they get
Speaker 1: their first cell phone because it might get taken away
Speaker 1: without asking me. Again, it's poking the beer. You're the
Speaker 1: one poking. You think some T shirts for us? Well,
Speaker 1: now now we just use AI I mean guarantee human.
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Speaker 1: Are you a human? Yestach? Are you? I think so? Christ?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 3: I don't know?
Speaker 1: Sauce, yeah, daddy, okay, so seeing five for five we're
Speaker 1: all humans. Great band. It feels like we don't really
Speaker 1: need to tell people that because they already know. Thanks Clay.
Speaker 1: If we could do like a meat sauce robot thing
Speaker 1: where we all AI ourselves and then just go home,
Speaker 1: and cash checks not anymore. I don't know, because we
Speaker 1: guarantee human Yeah, how would they know we're not here?
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Speaker 1: The Pittsburgh Steelers weren't playing very well, but they were
Speaker 1: staying in the game. Going into the fourth quarter, it
Speaker 1: was seven to six, the Houston Texans with a slight
Speaker 1: lead over the Pittsburgh Steelers. Seven to six. Right, we
Speaker 1: had our great wild Card weekend outside of that Chargers
Speaker 1: Patriots game. Right, so now Monday Night football, it's seven
Speaker 1: to six the defense of the Texans versus Aaron Rodgers
Speaker 1: and the Steelers. It's gonna come down to the wire.
Speaker 1: This Maybe it's Tomlin's last game with the Steelers. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's Aaron Rodgers last game with the Steelers. Let's say
Speaker 1: if they can or it's last game period pull off
Speaker 1: some fourth quarter magic and then the Texans scored twenty
Speaker 1: three points and one thirty to six after again seven
Speaker 1: to six going into the fourth, but there was a
Speaker 1: fumble return for a touchdown. Then the Texans scored another
Speaker 1: touchdown and then the game was out of control. But technically,
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers threw a pick six with like two and
Speaker 1: a half minutes to go that made it thirty to six.
Speaker 1: So Aaron Rodgers finishes seventeen of thirty three for just
Speaker 1: one hundred and forty six yards and that pick six
Speaker 1: a fifty point eight passing rating or passer rating. Christian
Speaker 1: Kirk eight catches one forty four in a touchdown for Houston.
Speaker 1: So Ben kind of got his wish. It is going
Speaker 1: to be the early game on Sunday. The Houston Texans
Speaker 1: will go to New England two o'clock on Sunday. The
Speaker 1: Houston Texans were three and five. They've won ten straight games. Wow,
Speaker 1: they finished this season twelve I know, they finished the
Speaker 1: season twelve and five. And of course they've won again.
Speaker 1: So it's thirteen and five out of their eighteen games
Speaker 1: this year, ten straight wins. I'll tell you what, I've
Speaker 1: not seen a very good quarterback make more.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, just ridiculous decisions.
Speaker 1: Correct and CJ Stroud last night, yes, he is he
Speaker 1: is definitely regressed from his rookie year right, like he's
Speaker 1: not the same quarterab that interception Hawk you texted me
Speaker 1: about that was just a horrible that's a rookie throw.
Speaker 9: But that looked like JJ early this season, you know
Speaker 9: what I mean, like, like, what are you doing? I
Speaker 9: thought he looks more like a rookie now than he
Speaker 9: did what he was a rookie totally. A defense is
Speaker 9: something though.
Speaker 3: Man, I mean you're going to Neil my godd, Neil
Speaker 3: spend more time in the backfield than the Pittsburgh running backs.
Speaker 3: They're going to win on Sunday themselves. Oh something, that
Speaker 3: money and I got to start saving Funny box can't
Speaker 3: do it, ten, I got a problem with him, wing brother,
Speaker 3: Thank you, though.
Speaker 1: What do we bet? You know how Texans and Patriots?
Speaker 1: Straight up?
Speaker 7: No, New England is a three point favorite? And which
Speaker 7: side do on? The Texans? Oh, I'll take the Pictriots fifty?
Speaker 1: Sure? All right, deal it's three even, so there's a
Speaker 1: push possibility. Paris Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, whatever, three
Speaker 1: three is a push fine. Gopher safety Koy Parrich is
Speaker 1: transferring to the University of Oregon.
Speaker 3: Did you see that the other kid, the quarterback from
Speaker 3: Nebraska is doing the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah real, yeah, really so Koi Parich also visited Texas Tech,
Speaker 1: but he chose the Oregon Ducks. Yeah they have the
Speaker 1: best gear. I would turn in the most cash and
Speaker 1: they have a chance at the national title. And yep
Speaker 1: in legal hallucinogens. Oh yeah, you can do shrimp probably
Speaker 1: a huge part of his.
Speaker 3: Somebody somebody said, I forget where I saw it, But
Speaker 3: somebody said, maybe he's going out there to see all
Speaker 3: those miss those tackles he missed last year.
Speaker 1: That stadium looks sweet where ye know. Everybody says it's
Speaker 1: pretty cool. Everybody says, I need to go to more
Speaker 1: road college football game, going to the big House. The
Speaker 1: Big House is sweet. No bonus of dwell in jail.
Speaker 1: Everybody likes, well, do you do you want to be
Speaker 1: universally like? You just got to pick the right. Don't
Speaker 1: you think murder was Yeah? But boy, your dance card
Speaker 1: is full. You know who's the guy that Zach thought
Speaker 1: was attractive that was in prison? Richeah, don't you think
Speaker 1: he was popular in prison? Again?
Speaker 3: You don't want your dance card to be that full.
Speaker 1: If you're I don't care. I don't know if it
Speaker 1: matters if you're super super attractive, if you're a serial killer,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're a target, if they know
Speaker 1: you've killed seventeen people and the way you killed them,
Speaker 1: right like dom, I don't think what was the number
Speaker 1: for Ramirez? Was it like thirty twenty ten? I think
Speaker 1: it was five? Now it sounds like I'm just doing
Speaker 1: a play by play for football. How many was it?
Speaker 11: Let me look it up. It's taking a second one
Speaker 11: of us, great wife, I hear high speeding.
Speaker 1: No, this is how he died. I don't care how
Speaker 1: he died. Well, now it sounds how we did they
Speaker 1: think he killed? Hold on, please ccle they think he
Speaker 1: the question page it should take ten sex? Please, somebody
Speaker 1: answer the question. Make up a number. I don't care,
Speaker 1: say a number fifty? Is that you making it up?
Speaker 1: Or do you?
Speaker 7: Thirteen thirteen, thirteen murders, five attempted murders, eleven sexual assaults,
Speaker 7: fourteen burglars, burglaries, burgerleys, and a partridge and a para tree.
Speaker 7: Well played, Yeah he's dead, Yes, yes he is. Richard
Speaker 7: le've manous Ramirez. He got married in nineteen ninety six
Speaker 7: to Doreen Loyoi. Jesus, you know what now, I'm actually
Speaker 7: I was going to say the company.
Speaker 1: Made the right call. All your hands up. Richard Ramiro's wife,
Speaker 1: what her name, dorian Loi loy Oi.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to look up a spelling on that,
Speaker 3: but I would because she's lonely.
Speaker 1: Now yeah, yeah, you know, God, he's terrifying. Who is
Speaker 1: Richard Ramirez not anymore? Yeah, that's the most scared I've
Speaker 1: ever been watching. The documentary was after the Nightstocker one.
Speaker 1: I was terrified and so was Now none of you
Speaker 1: care about this. This doesn't this isn't funny or interesting.
Speaker 1: So was Scene Bear. He watched it as well. He
Speaker 1: was scared. And Seine Bear is huge and Natalie easily spook.
Speaker 1: We an't know that about Scene Bear. Sure hm, I
Speaker 1: was saying, no, wait, sorry, I ruined it, but I
Speaker 1: don't please do another score or some scene Bear. I
Speaker 1: will say this about the Steelers game.
Speaker 9: The Ravens just aren't very good if they can't beat
Speaker 9: that Steelers team. Yeah, why I was rooting for the
Speaker 9: Ravens to come back make it. You know, they had
Speaker 9: tough some tough luck early in the year and then
Speaker 9: they had the injury to Lamar Jackson, all of this stuff,
Speaker 9: and like after watching the last night's game and watching
Speaker 9: the Steelers and going, this is not a good team.
Speaker 9: And we knew that about the Steelers the whole year,
Speaker 9: that they weren't a particularly good team. Uh, Ravens not
Speaker 9: being able to beat them does not suggest that Ravens
Speaker 9: are very good team.
Speaker 1: So the Raves don't have a head coach. So well,
Speaker 1: so you knew all year that the Steelers weren't very good.
Speaker 1: You knew that pretty much. Did you know that scene
Speaker 1: Bear was scared by Richard Ramirez? I did not. And Beer, well,
Speaker 1: now you do, Seene Beer. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: If Houston can't play offense better than that, they are
Speaker 3: gonna win another game.
Speaker 1: Yep, well that's true. But so long as they can't
Speaker 1: cover the three, we're good to go. Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 1: do what really matters when we come back. We're gonna
Speaker 1: give you scores and stats, and then we'll tell you
Speaker 1: things that matter. Yeah, like the terror level of Sauce's
Speaker 1: friends while watching documentaries. It's important. Thank you. I think
Speaker 1: that's the only thing I've learned so far. And we're
Speaker 1: fifty minutes into the show. My knowledge is exactly the
Speaker 1: same as it was yesterday, but except for now. I
Speaker 1: know that Seene Bear was scared by Richard Graumeirez who
Speaker 1: wasn't afraid of him, the big bad Wolf. Well Zacho
Speaker 1: wasn't because he was attracted to the abs seen Bear
Speaker 1: was Seene Bear.
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Speaker 3: Oh, he's probably, he's very He's afraid.
Speaker 1: Dom excuse me, gard Lauri. Yep, that's who's going to
Speaker 1: be at the bar. Oh is he really? He lives
Speaker 1: in Milwaukee though, my grandpa, No, he's dead. We should
Speaker 1: go hang out with him sometime in Milwaukee Summerfest. Baby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember who they have coming. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know if they've announced yet. I know they've they've
Speaker 1: announced it. Yes, they've announced a few. Cody Johnson, who yeah,
Speaker 1: probably well, Cody Johnson was bashed. That was a good website,
Speaker 1: Garth Brooks. He's one of the biggest artists in the
Speaker 1: country right now. Is Cody j six is going to
Speaker 1: be playing there?
Speaker 7: Jelly Rollbard, Alex Warren, Tody Johnson Again.
Speaker 1: I was walking through the Skyway of Minneapolis where you
Speaker 1: struck and heard Tomlinson. Oh, boy, let's go.
Speaker 9: You know that there's sometimes piping in music. There was
Speaker 9: definitely a song from spy Stix from the Mister Roboto
Speaker 9: album playing, and it wasn't even Mister Roboto.
Speaker 1: Oh so the Skyway plays sometimes some deep cuts, I guess,
Speaker 1: so wow, way to go, DJ Skyway.
Speaker 7: Wasn't that the album that broke up that band Hawk,
Speaker 7: because didn't one guy love it?
Speaker 1: Everybody else hated it. Wasn't that the bit I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about the Sticks band that that
Speaker 1: guy break up the band? Yeah, I mean he had
Speaker 1: an idea.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a good one, but he tried it, and
Speaker 3: they rest of the guys hated it because it was
Speaker 3: a well, it was a it was ridiculous.
Speaker 10: It was a concept album, right, like they regularly. It
Speaker 10: wasn't just it was a concept album. It was a
Speaker 10: concept about a story nobody knew. That made no sense
Speaker 10: for an American rock band to be telling.
Speaker 1: Sure, you know, but I like it. They they made
Speaker 1: a ton of money off of it. They did.
Speaker 3: And I'm telling you it's Mister Roboto is one of
Speaker 3: the most famous terrible songs of all time. But yes,
Speaker 3: and I now know what domo or rigato means.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: I didn't know before that song. Yeah, I used to
Speaker 3: know that entire record.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did too. Yeah, That's why I was so
Speaker 1: struck cold up. This is this is sticks from the
Speaker 1: Mister Roboto album.
Speaker 9: And then id it's not even mister Roboto, which was
Speaker 9: the only big hit from that album.
Speaker 3: I'm killing, yes, kill y, You're who Now? I came
Speaker 3: here to rock.
Speaker 1: My dad yesterday said he was balancing his checkbook, and
Speaker 1: I go, don't you just go to the website and
Speaker 1: keep an eye on your you know what's coming in
Speaker 1: what's coming out? Debit's credits And he's like, well, he's
Speaker 1: eighty seven. He's like, I've been doing this for seventy years.
Speaker 1: I'm used to the habit. I'm like, it's you don't
Speaker 1: have to do it. They do it for you. You
Speaker 1: can just keep an eye on it. And when you
Speaker 1: just said, you know, I used to love that album,
Speaker 1: I just I used to love caring about memorizing track lists,
Speaker 1: right like I wanted to know I could all the
Speaker 1: albums that I loved. I could have gone one through
Speaker 1: fourteen three and not even flinched. And now, like the
Speaker 1: last three or four albums, even from my favorite band,
Speaker 1: I struggle to go through start to finish because now it's,
Speaker 1: you know, at my fingertips, I don't have to look
Speaker 1: at what track is on. It's just it's it's weird
Speaker 1: getting older in the world keeps changing. You know what
Speaker 1: makes me very please? A small little thing that makes
Speaker 1: me happy, which you got to find those, you know.
Speaker 3: I put in Abigail got me for Christmas, a a
Speaker 3: CD of Shot at the Devil, an actual CD right see,
Speaker 3: and uh, because I have a CD player in my car,
Speaker 3: and I put it in and I listened to the
Speaker 3: first track, and I could hear the second track.
Speaker 1: Start before it started, Yeah. And I could hear the
Speaker 1: third track start before it started.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I could hear and I was like your body,
Speaker 1: You're like your brain remembers exactly. Yeah, how it kicks
Speaker 1: in right.
Speaker 3: I can't remember whether or not I brush my teeth. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I can remember how too young to fall in
Speaker 3: love starts right? You know? I mean I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that. CDs I think are making a comeback.
Speaker 1: I don't buy it. I think they are. Maybe they are.
Speaker 1: I just don't think people have CD players. Nobody has
Speaker 1: them anymore. Yeah, well that's a good point. No one's
Speaker 1: buying new ones at least. I'm sure people still have
Speaker 1: TV players hang in their car.
Speaker 3: You know, mine's the twenty eighteen. The car drives a
Speaker 3: twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: I love this car that I have, and it has
Speaker 3: a CD player in it.
Speaker 1: That's a I think most new cars now though, do not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah mine doesn't. Yeah owned good for me? No,
Speaker 1: mine does not. But like I've said, I wouldn't use
Speaker 1: it anyway. You know, once you have a catalog of
Speaker 1: an infinite number of songs right in front of you,
Speaker 1: why would I put in a CD. It's weird, man.
Speaker 1: I think we away our CD player when we moved
Speaker 1: and just checked it out the window. Yeah pretty much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, let's do what really matters, scores and stats
Speaker 1: around the world of sports, and in between Crystal change
Speaker 1: your life. And it's probably by my friends at OVO,
Speaker 1: Lasic and Lens. There's something that doesn't change. How awesome
Speaker 1: OVO it is. Doctor Mark Lobanoff and doctor David Whiting.
Speaker 3: Are they named after the uh semi bad guy in Beetlejuice?
Speaker 1: No, that's otho. Oh oh yeah, I'm pretty sure OVO is.
Speaker 1: I think it's a reference to the actual like, you know,
Speaker 1: like putting your eyes into the machine. I think it's
Speaker 1: like the I think the o's are supposed to be
Speaker 1: your eyes, I think, and your nose. I think.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 1: Maybe somebody at OVO can correct me. I based around that. Yeah. Long,
Speaker 1: touch faded. Yep. The Minnesota Wild got their butts kicked
Speaker 1: by the others. Hugheses the Devils five to two over
Speaker 1: the Wild. Walstead gave up all five goals. New Jersey
Speaker 1: scored three goals in a little over two minutes in
Speaker 1: the third period. That was the difference. Twenty six, twelve
Speaker 1: and nine. Now are the Minnesota Wild only if she's
Speaker 1: five to three. The Wild host Winnipeg on Thursday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were probably due for a stumble at home.
Speaker 7: It's been a while months, I would say since October
Speaker 7: that they looked as.
Speaker 1: Bad as they did.
Speaker 7: And even the fact that they look bad, they still
Speaker 7: they would have buried their opportunities. I think would have
Speaker 7: been a way different result. Tarasenko missed a wide open
Speaker 7: that and so, uh, not what you want to see.
Speaker 7: But I don't think it's any time to panic or
Speaker 7: worry about, you know, whatever, they'll they'll turn it around.
Speaker 1: It wasn't When is the the Olympic break? How far
Speaker 1: out are we a couple of weeks?
Speaker 7: I think they got ten or eleven more games before
Speaker 7: year before, so it's it's definitely a sprint to the
Speaker 7: Olympic break and then it'll be full steam ahead after that.
Speaker 9: So okay, the first Friday of February is the opening
Speaker 9: service kids birthday, So yeah, we're getting close.
Speaker 3: What really matters is this, You got that right core
Speaker 3: on the state in what year do you believe whyatt
Speaker 3: erp passed away?
Speaker 1: Doesn't help that I've never seen that movie, right? That
Speaker 1: probably would help me. You never seen Tombstone, Tombstone? Or
Speaker 1: why I never see them stones? I haven't seen Wider either.
Speaker 1: Tombstone's one of the best films of all times.
Speaker 3: Figured I'll just say this, he died of old age,
Speaker 3: so he didn't die at the OK Corral.
Speaker 1: Oka nineteen twelve. He goes twelve, I say ten, nineteen fourteen,
Speaker 1: I saw it nineteen twenty nine. Nine year maybe committed
Speaker 1: suicide when the stock market crash. He did not.
Speaker 3: Nearly fifty years after the famous gunfight at the OK Corral,
Speaker 3: Wider died quietly in Los Angeles. The Erp brothers had
Speaker 3: long been competing with the Clinton McClary ranching families for
Speaker 3: political and economic control of Tombstone Airs and the surrounding region.
Speaker 3: On October twenty six, eighteen eighty one, the summary tensions
Speaker 3: finally boiled over into violence. Wyatt and his brother's Virgil
Speaker 3: and Morgan and his friend Doc Holiday killed three men
Speaker 3: at the Clinton and McClary clans in a thirty second
Speaker 3: shootout on the Tombstone Street.
Speaker 1: What a name, Virgil? IRP? Yeahah, it feels like you're
Speaker 1: throwing up that, does Virgil?
Speaker 3: Or tell Virgil played by the sexy guy with the
Speaker 3: gray hair and the mustache.
Speaker 1: Sam Elliott. They yeah, you answered way too quickly. That's
Speaker 1: the guy with the gray hair in the mustard, sam Ellie.
Speaker 1: But who else is sexy with a gray mustache? Paul
Speaker 1: Allen Jeff Lambert Well said, uh, Brunhilda burl Ives. Is
Speaker 1: he still with us? No, he died like in I
Speaker 1: don't know, fourteen to ten, but he'll live in. Burl
Speaker 1: Ives did not die in fourteen, Sure he did. He
Speaker 1: did Frosty the Snowman or whatever, Rudolph, and then he
Speaker 1: just checked out. Yep, he went back in time ninety five. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fourteen ninety five. Oh man, that sucks for Burrel. Great name.
Speaker 1: A kid's named Burl anymore? They should be, though, that's
Speaker 1: a good name, Burrell. Let's take in the hockey here
Speaker 1: for a second. The Columbus Blue Jackets fired former wild
Speaker 1: coach Dean Evison.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he gone only got like a season and a
Speaker 7: half there. I think they weren't trending in the right way.
Speaker 7: But the timing of it is very weird to do
Speaker 7: it not before the holiday break and then between the
Speaker 7: holiday break and the Olympic break.
Speaker 1: But yeah, which deean the best.
Speaker 7: He's a good dude and he'll I'm sure find another
Speaker 7: opportunity somewhere.
Speaker 3: But you might leave tonight and drive to Deadwood, and
Speaker 3: I will need a holiday break or two, you know,
Speaker 3: because either for gas or for PN sure.
Speaker 1: They so good gasoline. There there you go, they do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what really matters?
Speaker 3: Noo is this You make a great point. It was
Speaker 3: on this state of what year? Do you believe that
Speaker 3: Johnny Cash performed at fulsome prison?
Speaker 1: Oh? You already think old Johnny Cash seventy three. I
Speaker 1: was going to say that feels like late sixties, sixties,
Speaker 1: early seventies, So seventy three is a pretty good guess.
Speaker 1: Seventy five, seventy seven, so we're all in the seventies.
Speaker 1: I'll go seventy exactly. I think we got I think
Speaker 1: you're going the right side.
Speaker 3: Nineteen sixty eight, damn, in the midst of depression and
Speaker 3: a steep decline in his musical career. Hi, my name
Speaker 3: is Chris hockey lesson Darry Country. Johnny Cash arrives to
Speaker 3: play for inmates at California is Fulsome prison?
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: I find that the best way to feel better about
Speaker 3: your life is to go to prison and look at
Speaker 3: how their lives are and then leave.
Speaker 1: You end up playing Deadwood Penitentiary Tomorrow Maybe.
Speaker 3: The concert and the subsequent live album launched him back
Speaker 3: into the charts and redefined his career. Despite his outlaw image,
Speaker 3: Cash never went to prison, say for a few nights
Speaker 3: drying out in various jails. Hold on, you shot a
Speaker 3: man in prison just to watch him die? Though, No,
Speaker 3: he shot a man in Reno just watch.
Speaker 1: Him die, which, well, lesson learn. Don't go to Reno,
Speaker 1: go to Vegas. Yeah, it's go to Vegas. Get a
Speaker 1: get a cabana layout by the pool, grab a bathtub
Speaker 1: and a glass of wine and call it day or cake.
Speaker 1: And if you do go to Reno, don't go to
Speaker 1: the Peppermint. Why uh terrible place the Peppermlin Reno Peo.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's because it's a full blowing casino. I
Speaker 7: watched this body cam footage the other day. They had
Speaker 7: an AI system that detected They thought it thought it
Speaker 7: was this. One guy said it was like one hundred
Speaker 7: percent match.
Speaker 1: It wasn't.
Speaker 7: He got arrested this and they treated him terribly. Don't
Speaker 7: go to Peppermint what Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll yeah, or any of the Twisty's area really interesting. Uh,
Speaker 1: Blake Lezatte signed a three year extension with the Pittsburgh
Speaker 1: Penguins annual value of two point two five million dollars
Speaker 1: a year. Yes, I'm only bringing it up for one reason,
Speaker 1: and one reason only, the pride of Chicago Lakes. He
Speaker 1: was born in lynsterm Minnesota. Graduate of Chicago Lakes, Blake Lazade.
Speaker 1: So yeah, for Chicago's very own three year extension with
Speaker 1: the Penguins, it's pretty cool. Good for him, Good for him.
Speaker 1: But I can't think of anybody else from Chicago that's
Speaker 1: ever made pro sports or done any good at all. Correct,
Speaker 1: I mean, have a notable native and like.
Speaker 7: Resident person here on the Wikipedia that supposed to me,
Speaker 7: there's not one notable native from Lindstrom.
Speaker 1: Why would you say, well, I'm technically not from Lindstrom.
Speaker 1: So there we go. But Blake is Blake says birthplace right.
Speaker 1: They can't just have one name on the list.
Speaker 3: Sure they can't.
Speaker 1: Of course they can't. Sure they can't. Yeah, he's in
Speaker 1: the NHL, he's notable. He can't be on the list
Speaker 1: until somebody else is also. Yeah, I can't just be like,
Speaker 1: where's one person to start the list? Blake's from Windstrom, Minnesota.
Speaker 1: Put him put him on there. Put him on the list.
Speaker 7: I mean Union City has three people, the three Garland Anderson,
Speaker 7: Garlar Garland Anderson, Curtis Nisis and radio person reality and
Speaker 7: musician Chris Hockey.
Speaker 1: So the three of them made it. Thank you. Check Minnetonka.
Speaker 1: Doubt him on there notable people? Did you graduate? I
Speaker 1: think so? You are not on there? Should? I mean
Speaker 1: he should? You're no, Ryan McCarten. He's a Disney Channel actor. Mmmm.
Speaker 1: Plays uh Jay Gatsby and The Great Gatsby on Broadway.
Speaker 3: That's cool for him, that's doing very well.
Speaker 1: Good for him. Maybe I'll drive there today Broadway, New York.
Speaker 1: Is that in New York? Chris Humphries, Sure, remember him, Hopkins.
Speaker 1: But he's from the city itself, not high school. This
Speaker 1: is city itself. What really matters, though, is this He's right?
Speaker 3: Hey, Johnny Bones, Yes, sir. On this date in nineteen
Speaker 3: eighty two, Air Florida, a Boeing seven thirty seven, plunged
Speaker 3: into the Potomac River in Washington, DC, killing seventy eight people.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that at all? In eighty two? Yeah,
Speaker 1: eighty two.
Speaker 3: The crash, caused by bad weather, took place only two
Speaker 3: miles from the White House.
Speaker 1: I do not remember this at all. Hey, what's your name, Zecho? Yes?
Speaker 3: Do you remember where the.
Speaker 1: National Guard general had his residence? Remember that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right by there?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: The Air Florida flight took off from Washington National Airport
Speaker 3: in Arlington with seventy four passengers of five crew members
Speaker 3: on board. The plane had flown into Washington from Miami
Speaker 3: early in the afternoon was supposed to return to Fort
Speaker 3: Lauderdale after a shortstop. However, snow in Washington temporary closed
Speaker 3: the airport. When it reopened, the plane was de iceed
Speaker 3: with chemical anti freeze, but the plane still had difficulty
Speaker 3: moving away from the gate due to the ice. When
Speaker 3: it eventually made it to the airport's only usable runway,
Speaker 3: it was forced to wait forty five minutes for clearance
Speaker 3: to take off. Not wanting further delay, the pilot did
Speaker 3: not return for more de icing, and worse, failed to
Speaker 3: turn on the plane's own de icing system. In fact,
Speaker 3: the pilot and copilot discussed the situation. The copilot said,
Speaker 3: it's a losing battle trying to de ice these things.
Speaker 3: It gives you a false sense of security, that's all
Speaker 3: it does. During the delay, however, ice was accumulating on
Speaker 3: the wings, and by the time the plane reached the
Speaker 3: end of the runway it was able to achieve only
Speaker 3: a few hundred feet of altitude.
Speaker 1: So it wasn't a waste of time. It was not
Speaker 1: a waste. So the fallse sense of security was, let's
Speaker 1: just go balls to the walls and go for it. Now,
Speaker 1: let's be patient and wait. They meat sauce to day anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how bad can ice be? That sounds like something the passengers, No,
Speaker 1: not this week's bonus. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: No, it sounds like some would say, but not the
Speaker 3: pilots would say. And I'm gonna guess by the way
Speaker 3: that the plane itself these days would say, we're not
Speaker 3: doing that, right, do you.
Speaker 1: Think you have? And the plane no, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: letting you take off until we de ice. Listen to this.
Speaker 3: Thirty thirty seconds after the plane took off, it crashed
Speaker 3: into the fourteenth Street bridge over the Potomac River, less
Speaker 3: than a mile away from the runway. Seven vehicles traveling
Speaker 3: on the bridge were struck by the seven thirty seven,
Speaker 3: and the plane fell into the freezing water. Later determined
Speaker 3: seventy three people on board the plane died from the impact,
Speaker 3: leaving only six survivors in the river. In addition, four
Speaker 3: motorists were on the bridge and they die.
Speaker 1: I think we talked about this a couple of months ago,
Speaker 1: remember this when there was another plane crash. And that's
Speaker 1: the weirdest part to me. If you're in a plane
Speaker 1: and it's going down, you have some time to say,
Speaker 1: this is it, Like, there's no way I'm surviving this, right.
Speaker 1: You realize I'm in a plane, it's going down, it's
Speaker 1: about to crash. Like, the chances that I survived are
Speaker 1: almost zero. You have no time to process. If you're
Speaker 1: just driving along in the car, just driving along, driving along,
Speaker 1: and a plane falls on you, you never see it
Speaker 1: coming most likely, so you just you have no chance
Speaker 1: to process this is the end of my life. It's
Speaker 1: just over because the plane landed on you. That's a
Speaker 1: great point. And I'm sure it gets really loud at
Speaker 1: the last second, but you're probably confused. I don't think
Speaker 1: you're You probably don't feel like your life's in danger.
Speaker 1: You're like, what the hell is that noise? It's kind
Speaker 1: of overwhelming. Minut's over.
Speaker 3: If it's a snowstorm. You're probably stuck in traffic. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, and you look to your left to see
Speaker 3: the plane going You're like.
Speaker 1: Good wave them. It's Tuesday. You're like, figures, at least
Speaker 1: I don't need my company phone. That's feeling good. More
Speaker 1: of what really matters after this?
Speaker 3: On this end, it's a beautiful morning. Good morning to
Speaker 3: you all. It's gonna be very warm today and then
Speaker 3: very cool.
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Speaker 1: Awesome man, Zach. When was the last time you've got
Speaker 1: new randomly DMed to you? Is it been a minute? Yeah?
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Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 3: I know you're not attracted to music, but are you
Speaker 3: curious because I'll send you one.
Speaker 1: Remember he said in the past that he doesn't want
Speaker 1: to see any of us because he doesn't want to
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Speaker 3: I don't have any friends hardly, so I'll take it.
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Speaker 7: all right, thanks dude.
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Speaker 1: I agree, Tom Show loves it. So since you made
Speaker 1: the announcement, what year was.
Speaker 7: That, by the way, ninety nineteen, So.
Speaker 1: Let's say it's twenty nineteen. So we're coming up on
Speaker 1: six plus years right now, six plus years. It's that
Speaker 1: it was a pre COVID. I think it might have
Speaker 1: been post it might have been like twenty one. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's say five years. Sure, how many females have
Speaker 1: sent you nudes in the last five years? Zero sense though,
Speaker 1: oh zero? But being respectful, I remember at least three
Speaker 1: eight to four between nineteen and twenty one. Mm any,
Speaker 1: this is an old time phrase. Any worth writing home about?
Speaker 1: There was one? Though? Is that right? Is well kept?
Speaker 1: What Jesus? That was the weirdest way to describe it.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's the right word, isn't it kempt?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Kemps is the cows Well? I got a couple of
Speaker 1: those two roses. Man, you are.
Speaker 9: Was this while you were recovering from COVID? Maybe they're
Speaker 9: trying to send you something to make.
Speaker 1: Sure a little better. Yeah, he's hospital bowed. This is crack. Oh,
Speaker 1: I get. Let's do more of what really matters, scores
Speaker 1: and stats around the world of sports, and then crystal
Speaker 1: change of life with something else. The Wolves are at
Speaker 1: the Drunken Skinie tonight to take on the Bucks at
Speaker 1: seven o'clock. This is the start of a four game
Speaker 1: road trip. The Wolves are coming off a nineteen point
Speaker 1: comeback win against the San Antonio Spurs and Wemby. The
Speaker 1: Wolves are twenty six and fourteen. The Drunken Skanies are
Speaker 1: seventeen and twenty two. And be honest, is like, I
Speaker 1: don't ask for trades from Milwaukee. I want to be
Speaker 1: here for okay whatever. Nobody believes that. Rudy Gobert, though,
Speaker 1: has been suspended one game without pay because he got
Speaker 1: his sixth flagrant foul of the season. So it's gotta
Speaker 1: set out I saw that foul that did not look
Speaker 1: that flagrant. Oh okay, either way, not playing tonight. So
Speaker 1: are we going to see the kid a Frenchman? Probably?
Speaker 1: I wonder if we're going to see bear tonight that works?
Speaker 1: What really matters it? We can ask Morning when she
Speaker 1: gets her name, maybe she knows what really matters? Is
Speaker 1: this Baron Jasunds like a Chicago Morning Show. Yeah he
Speaker 1: is Baron, I'm jay. We're gonna go measure our dungs. Wow,
Speaker 1: oh god, is that all they do? Or they do
Speaker 1: penis jokes?
Speaker 3: They had an endorsement.
Speaker 1: From Whole You you're paying them? Yeah, well they're well kept. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well played.
Speaker 3: Back to the plane crash, I told you guys about
Speaker 3: a moment ago. Listen to this in case you weren't
Speaker 3: listening to a crash back in would I say eighty
Speaker 3: two eighty two in the Potomac is a snowstorm. Two
Speaker 3: people are particularly emerged as heroes during that rescue, Arland
Speaker 3: Williams and Lenny Scuttnick, known as the sixth passenger. Arlen
Speaker 3: Williams survived the crash and passed lifelines onto others rather
Speaker 3: than take one for himself, and he ended up being
Speaker 3: the only passenger to die from drowning. Oh when one
Speaker 3: of the survivors to whom Williams had passed a lifeline
Speaker 3: was unable to hold onto it, scot Nick. Lenny Scuttnick,
Speaker 3: who was watching the unfolding tragedy, jumped into the water
Speaker 3: and swam to rescuer. Both scott Nick and Williams received
Speaker 3: the Coastguard Gold Life Saving Medal. The bridge was later
Speaker 3: renamed the Arland D. Williams Junior Memorial Bridge in case
Speaker 3: you ever crossed that when you're in DC.
Speaker 1: Wow, how about that? So the one guy gets a
Speaker 1: bridge named after him? What about Scout Nick? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I believe he got a Russian spacecraft exactly. Oh man,
Speaker 3: you'd like to think you'd be heroic when you if
Speaker 3: you're standing on that bridge and you see that happening,
Speaker 3: you got to say, am I willing to die right now?
Speaker 3: And you don't make that decision because you don't know
Speaker 3: if you're going to die. You probably there's a good
Speaker 3: chance you might. You're jumping into terrible cold water.
Speaker 1: And by the way, especially when the objective isn't clear,
Speaker 1: Yeah right, it's not like, oh, there's a you know,
Speaker 1: a six year old girl who's drowning. I need to
Speaker 1: jump in and save her. Do you see a plane crash?
Speaker 1: I don't. How do you even analyze what your options are? Then?
Speaker 1: How do you assess risk management? Going well, that person
Speaker 1: looks dead. I mean it's a plane crash. How do
Speaker 1: I know it's even worth jumping to try to save somebody?
Speaker 1: This might be a lost cause so well, you know,
Speaker 1: the only person that will ever know is the person
Speaker 1: that jumped in and said, I know what I think
Speaker 1: I can do if I jump in there and try
Speaker 1: to save this person. You don't have a lot of
Speaker 1: time to process that. You have about one point two seconds, right,
Speaker 1: jeez ye crazy name a bridge after more people? Sauce.
Speaker 1: What do you think you'd have to do to get
Speaker 1: a bridge named after you you specifically? That's a great question.
Speaker 1: A lot of people have been asking you about that
Speaker 1: or not, whatever it is.
Speaker 3: This is how he responds, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got the show to play. That's a good question.
Speaker 1: I don't know save people? Oh can I?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man? I felt so bad? Can I tell you what
Speaker 1: happened last night? This is a true story. This is
Speaker 1: not an office reference. Rosie isn't here. Otherwise I would
Speaker 1: act like this is a story about the office and
Speaker 1: just make it my own life. I felt so freaking
Speaker 1: bad last night, even though it technically wasn't my fault.
Speaker 1: I just felt like I enabled a disaster. Oh no,
Speaker 1: like a plane crash. So at Highland Hills skiing and
Speaker 1: snowboarding with my girls, right Bailey Head and snowboarded in
Speaker 1: a long time. So we're on the bunny hill because
Speaker 1: she's trying to get her feet's head and done remember
Speaker 1: how to joke, because it's been years since she's done it.
Speaker 1: So we're on the magic carpet thing. You guys know
Speaker 1: how that works. Right. There's the tow rope for people
Speaker 1: that like understand how to like hold onto the rope
Speaker 1: and steer snowboard up. But then there's the magic carpet
Speaker 1: for truly. It's like a walking pathway at an airport
Speaker 1: or whatever, right, gotcha, And that way it slowly takes
Speaker 1: you up the hill. So it's for little kids and
Speaker 1: maybe older people or true beginners. Right. So I said
Speaker 1: to Bailey, I'm like, figure at the terror for a second.
Speaker 1: Let's just do magic carpets. You can just go up
Speaker 1: this little bunny hill and figure this out. So we're
Speaker 1: doing that. We go up three or four times. She's
Speaker 1: starting to get the hang of it, she's starting to
Speaker 1: get her feet set, figuring it out, getting the physics
Speaker 1: of it down, she's starting to remember, and I'm like, sweet,
Speaker 1: we're making progress. We're at the bottom of the hill
Speaker 1: and this relatively older lady who didn't seem to speak
Speaker 1: a ton of English, which was part of the problem.
Speaker 1: Paul puts your hand down, is struggling to get up
Speaker 1: a very tiny bump to get onto the magic carpet,
Speaker 1: and she has I don't know if it's her son
Speaker 1: or grandson or whatever, like fifteen feet ahead trying to
Speaker 1: be like come on, come on, and she's kind of
Speaker 1: just spinning in circles. So I'm right behind her and
Speaker 1: I go, dude, do you need help, and she's like yes, please, please,
Speaker 1: So I'm kind of like helping her push. I'm like
Speaker 1: pushing her slowly in her back, and then when she
Speaker 1: gets closer, I start saying things like I'm like, all right, now,
Speaker 1: just shuffle your skis because if you take huge wide steps,
Speaker 1: you're actually gonna maybe lose your balance when you got
Speaker 1: on this magic carpet. You just have to really shuffle. Well,
Speaker 1: she's not shuffling at the time. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: she might not speak the best English, or she might
Speaker 1: not know the word shuffle, so she's not listening to
Speaker 1: a word I'm saying. So she gets on the magic
Speaker 1: carpet but immediately bites it hard, bites it really hard
Speaker 1: to the point where she falls into this wooden fence
Speaker 1: and now she's upside down. She's like they had to
Speaker 1: do the emergency stop on a magic carpet. It's going
Speaker 1: zero point one miles an hour. She's screaming that her
Speaker 1: back might Are you all right? And the other kids like,
Speaker 1: it's her back, it's her back, and I'm like, god, dude,
Speaker 1: now the medic's coming over, and I'm going like, all
Speaker 1: I tried to do was get her on the thing.
Speaker 1: I didn't know she was gonna not shuffle. I didn't
Speaker 1: know she was. She bit it so hard, so technically
Speaker 1: zero percent of it was my fault, but I felt
Speaker 1: zero zero. There's never zero. I had no idea she
Speaker 1: wasn't going to be able to balance once she got
Speaker 1: on it. I can't believe how hard this this lady
Speaker 1: bit it right in front of me. Appreciate this little
Speaker 1: talk that you've had. And she looked like she was
Speaker 1: kind of stuck in the fence for a second. To
Speaker 1: pull your hands up. Yes, she's stuck in a fence.
Speaker 1: Oh man, it was bad hurts you're getting. Luckily, they
Speaker 1: got her on her feet and she kind of walked
Speaker 1: it off, and I'm like, if they have to pull
Speaker 1: out a stretcher and like air lift her out of
Speaker 1: here this bunny hill not even right. Didn't even get
Speaker 1: up the bunny hill, was caught at the bottom of
Speaker 1: the magic carpet, didn't get ten feet up the hill.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, that was mostly a night ruiner. A bridge
Speaker 1: named after you. I was trying to be heroic. I
Speaker 1: was helping an older lady get up a hill.
Speaker 2: Run it up.
Speaker 1: You're not even to get a little magic carpet. Sounds like,
Speaker 1: well over the hell now, yeah, doctor says she needs
Speaker 1: a backy out of me. You're going to get a
Speaker 1: bill that wasn't me. What really matters, though, is this
Speaker 1: that was my u. The opposite of being heroic is
Speaker 1: what I did last night. That's what I'm saying. Is
Speaker 1: no bridge, no jumping on for bridge, just pushing ladies
Speaker 1: up magic carpets and having inbited hard. What really matters though,
Speaker 1: is this No you like what you like? Corey? Oh dude,
Speaker 1: it was bad.
Speaker 3: On the thirteenth day of nineteen I should say thirteenth day, well,
Speaker 3: technically the same thing. On the thirteenth day of January
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety nine, the NBA announced that Superstar Michael Jordan
Speaker 3: of the Chicago Bells was Bulls, I should say, was
Speaker 3: retiring for the second time.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 3: Jordan had an outstanding college career, left university after his
Speaker 3: junior year went to the Bulls six championships.
Speaker 1: He retired on this date for the second time, and
Speaker 1: then came back yet again. He did I played for
Speaker 1: the Wizards.
Speaker 3: In January two thousand, Jordan became partner the and president
Speaker 3: of basketball operations for the Wizards. After the Wizard's one
Speaker 3: of my nineteen games and Jordan's first full season in
Speaker 3: the position, he decided to rebuild a team. Thirty eight
Speaker 3: year old Jordan got himself into playing shape and came
Speaker 3: out of retirement yet again in September two thousand and one.
Speaker 1: It wasn't the same, it was. It was super weird
Speaker 1: seeing him in a non Bowls jersey. Yeah, super weird,
Speaker 1: and he was old. It sucked. It happens to all
Speaker 1: of us. Yeah, you're right, I'm all for lucky, I
Speaker 1: guess yeah right, yeah, that's yeah. It is a little
Speaker 1: weird that Jordan at thirty eight looked like a grandfather
Speaker 1: and technically Philip Rivers was just slinging footballs like a
Speaker 1: month ago.
Speaker 3: You see the thing last night that Aaron Rodgers was
Speaker 3: one year older than the coach of the Technico Ryan
Speaker 3: and they showed the video of Themico sacking him at
Speaker 3: one point when.
Speaker 1: He played for the Packers. Oh crazy, pretty cool.
Speaker 3: And asked him did you tell your players you'd sacked there?
Speaker 3: And Roger goes, nah, he didn't even mention it to him.
Speaker 1: They don't know who cares. Marty Geller's here. I just
Speaker 1: saw her in the hallway. John Bonus is still here.
Speaker 1: Bonus has got food coming in for us, which is
Speaker 1: super cool. Congratulations to you guys. This is the power
Speaker 1: Trip Morning Hill. Chris will have the news after this
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