WEBVTT - HR. 3 - Belly Button Holes 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:10.840 Laugh head North with the Power Trip at grand View 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.560 Live Shapel thirtieth and May. First join us Thursday night 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:18.040 for fun and prizes, then tune in Friday morning for 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:21.160 the live broadcast at initials game booker staatekfe dot com. 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:22.200 Keyword grand View. 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:27.320 I don't know about you, guys. I like Dallas Zack. 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:31.720 You seem very calm. This is very calm. You seem 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:34.159 very calm and very happy. And uh, I would say 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:37.519 even maybe a little go lucky you were. 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:38.600 It's a little quieter. 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:42.080 H would you be quiet, sir? Hi? 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:49.519 No, that might help M sure, prove it, prove it. 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:53.040 Oh that's your shot free foot content. 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:55.360 That was your foot right there. That was the weirdest 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:58.480 looking foot I've ever seen. Yeah, what's like like somebody 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:00.400 pulled that out of a digs somewhere. 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:01.560 I didn't even see it, Zach. 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:04.080 But Chris, based on your reaction, do you think Tarantino 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:05.240 would suck his toe? 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:09.480 I would say Tarantino maybe off feet at this point. 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:12.559 But Rex Ryan, Yeah, his toe. 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:13.440 Rex definitely would. 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:14.560 Yeah. 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:18.039 Oh those are only two toe suckers we can name. No, No, 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:20.000 there's got to be more, but I'm saying name another one. 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:22.839 Rex right and good point. 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:27.880 I'm just guessing. I'm guessing from the looks of four, 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:30.680 Kurt Signetti, that's five. 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:31.679 That's not bad. 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:39.119 Anybody else, probably the skydiver in Virginia Tech. 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:41.399 Yeah, I can't say that. 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:43.600 Let's not rip him anymore. He's had a hard enough. 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:45.039 We can about that video back. 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:46.720 I believe it. 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:49.840 He could be dead, easily be dead, easily easily be dead. 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:51.919 At least broken legs, because that was gonna be hard landing. 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:55.160 That is, that's not going to end well. I didn't 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:56.320 hear what did happen to him? 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:59.520 Healthisea city's stable. I think he's okay. I'm sure he 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:01.640 got up a little bit, but I don't think he's 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:04.200 help us. Yeah, I think he's fine. Yeah, I'd say 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:07.280 he's embarrassed, embarrassed probably, yeah, probably bruised. 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:07.840 Yeah. 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:10.040 I have no idea if he has broken bones or anything. 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.880 But hit it pretty hard. Boy. He was way off 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:13.760 too what he. 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:15.440 Was doing good until the wind got him. 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:18.720 Yeah. Yeah, the wind got him badly. 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:20.560 You know, the wind has been messing with people lately. 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:22.320 Did you guys hear about the hot air balloon people? 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:22.840 Yeah? 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:24.280 Did you read about that court? Oh yeah, I was 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:25.200 in the prep today, wasn't it. 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:28.240 No, I don't have the problem. I thought, I printed it. 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:31.399 Well, be cool, check this out. So this guy is, uh, 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:35.720 he's in his house and somebody says, hey, a hot 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:37.680 air balloon just landed in your backyard. 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:40.640 And it did. This guy's like, they just landed in 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:41.639 your backyard. 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:44.880 I opened the sliding glass door and there's a basket 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:48.160 full of thirteen people in my backyard. 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:51.720 He said, there's not enough wind because the wind kind 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:54.120 of like stopped a little bit, and he was like, 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:56.520 we're gonna land and we only had a little bit 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:58.440 of fuel left the pilot. 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:00.280 He was masterful, you know. 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:03.799 He got it like right down inside, like directly into 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.560 the backyard where there was nothing. They came in and 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:09.320 he kind of just plopped straight down and was moving 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:10.480 very slowly. 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:14.679 Yeah, Southern California higher balloon had to land in a backyard. 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:17.760 I don't ever want to be in one of those. 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:18.280 Yeah. 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:20.680 Same, If I'm in a higher balloon, it's my only 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:21.520 way of escaping. 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:24.160 Yeah, I've done I've done it, and I would say 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:27.600 it's it's a really cool experience when you're up there. 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:31.200 But what a goofy thing to be it's either not 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:35.000 enough wind or too much wind. Yeah, and you don't 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:38.880 land nicely. I would guess not you you crash land. 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:42.000 That's that is how you You don't come down gently 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:46.720 and just like loop like no, oh, that's cute. The 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:48.600 way that they do it is they they sort of, 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:51.000 at least the way they did it in in San Diego, 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:54.480 they intentionally run into the hillside. 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:57.080 No they don't, Yeah they do, do they really? 0:03:57.560 --> 0:03:58.240 Yeah? 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:00.200 So the way that they so, the way that they 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:04.880 did it was they they slowly descend into this, into 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:09.600 the top of this hillside, and then they you you 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:12.880 hit the side of the basket. It goes at about 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:15.080 a forty five degree angle and you're all supposed to 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:17.479 stand on one certain side so it doesn't completely tip over. 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:20.719 And then they hammers the gas and then it writes 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:21.240 you up. 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:22.680 That's ridiculous. 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:26.320 That is so so for like thirty seconds, you're you're 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:30.640 drifting into this hillside and you're like, we're literally going 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:33.160 to crash, and that's what they're trying to do. 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:35.920 That's how they slow it down. That's just the most 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:39.520 ridiculous thing. It's like Heiser Creptain speaking, the way I 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:40.839 count the three. Everybody jumped. 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:43.520 That's kind of what it was. That's unbelievable. 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:46.120 He said, when you when I tell when I tell 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:47.960 you guys, when I tell you guys, Because he had 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:49.400 us all lined up and he's like, when I tell 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:53.000 you guys. Basically, now we all had to like get 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:55.160 to the back of the basket so we didn't tip 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:56.920 over that that's. 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:57.920 No, yeah, no. 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:02.320 Do you know when missed test mocker saved Lex Florter 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:03.680 from prison with the hot air below? 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:05.960 Of course, just lower the old Oh sure this test 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:08.360 marker was hot, didn't she just recently die? I think 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:09.080 we talked about her. 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:10.400 She was hot right up to the end. 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:13.120 She lowered the ladder down and Lex Luthor climbed and 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:17.719 then whatever his what's his buddies, that's Lex Luthor's other 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:18.360 guy's name. 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:20.640 Pee Johnson, pee Wee Johnson. Yeah, so bad. 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:23.280 Pit a my blanket on his name, pee Wee Johnson. 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:25.880 He's like, you're too heavy, Like, get off the ladder. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:27.560 He's trying to climb the ladder. He's pulling the hot 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:28.320 air balloon down. 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:33.920 That's fine. Remembers this. I love a thousand times. 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:36.360 I loved those, I loved them. 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:37.599 I don't think I've seen one. 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:41.360 Luther was in prison and of course a criminal mastermind 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:44.000 just be walking outside and nobody cares that a hot 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:47.000 air balloon's lowering the ladder down. Nobody cares, and he 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:48.920 just climbs the ladder and they float on out of there. 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:50.360 Genius escape. 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:51.640 It really was miss test Mark. 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:55.240 Yeah, I'm just surprised there's not more hotter and balloon accidents. 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:57.840 It's a really goofy way to travel around. Well, one 0:05:57.880 --> 0:05:58.440 can help. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:01.719 Your captain speaking, Oh hell, does anybody have to urinate? 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:03.040 We need to cut some weight here. 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:06.599 M hmm. 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:10.960 But but it goes right into the toilet. 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:16.880 It's sound like there goes into a toilet. 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:19.960 I mean like but if like somebody, like if a 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:23.760 captain came over and said, hey, we gotta we got 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:29.640 to lose some weight on this flight, man urinate. The 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:32.600 issue is is it's in the plane right like it 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:34.680 would just disperse the weight somewhere else. 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:40.840 You talk about throw him off the balloon. What I 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:45.599 think he's a plane bit m there's no captain on 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:48.400 a hot air balloon that talks over the microft. 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:51.800 Is mister microphone. He'll be back to PI later. 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:54.840 Yeah, that was really confusing, Ben and I are like, 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:58.000 what is he talking about toilet and a whatnot? 0:06:58.000 --> 0:07:01.760 I know I did, but I thought you ruined it. 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:04.159 I thought you were doing like an airplane or like 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:06.720 an airplane bit. I knew you were talking about how 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:07.200 the airborne. 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:08.760 Hey, can I take you guys back two hours and 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:09.560 just forget he's here? 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:11.600 Please quick? Hey? 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:13.760 Ben checked this out? Where you listen to what really matters? 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:15.920 Why I talked about the kid. You were here when 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:19.200 the kid, the fourteen year old realized the guy was 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:22.760 not guilty, and the uh Jaws thing. Remember I tell 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:24.720 you guys about that, Yeah, oh yeah, in caase you 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:27.800 were listening, kid watches Jaws. Here's a quint talk about 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:30.640 the USSM in Indianapolis. So is that a true story? 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:33.520 As Dad suggests, he goes investigates. He ends up finding 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:36.440 the evidence that the guy should not have been court martialed. 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:39.160 Check us out. This is what he found out. The 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:44.160 watch received an SOS from the ship as it went down. 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:47.240 This is no s The kid figured out that the 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:49.640 watch who received it had been drinking while on watch 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:51.960 and passed out and didn't take any action. That is 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:55.080 a true story. That's exactly what happened. I can't believe. 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:59.440 I have no because all those sailors he interviewed said, 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:02.840 he said, we know he did. I don't know why 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:06.360 this guy, this guy got completely jobbed and the kid 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:09.200 found out that the guy who got the received the 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:11.800 SOS from the ship was too drunk and passed out 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:13.720 and didn't relay the message that what I'm just telling 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:16.560 you is a true story. Can you believe that? But 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:18.800 how do they miss that? In the investigator? I don't know, 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:23.320 I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:32.000 don't know. Apparently, back in the year two thousand, President 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:35.720 Bill Clinton exonerated the young man whose last name was McVay, 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:38.679 who had been court martial takes honerating. That should have 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:41.800 been front page news for that guy's family. Everybody should 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.600 know that that kid, that guy wasn't responsible, and Quinn 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:45.600 should shut his mouth. 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:48.280 Yeah, Quinn, Man, that'd be the worst. 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:50.760 In those situations where you you feel like you should 0:08:50.760 --> 0:08:52.960 be so proud of your service and your family's proud 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:54.800 of your service and all this other stuff, and then 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:58.280 this accusation comes out that basically you were incompetent and costs, 0:08:58.800 --> 0:09:01.640 you know, all these lives or whatever out the rest, 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:05.040 and you are and you're saying, no, you guys, I 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.960 did what I was supposed to do, and everybody's like, nah, 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:08.520 you didn't. 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:11.720 Nobody who would believe you in that situation? 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:12.080 Right? 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:14.800 Yeah? 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:14.000 I don't know. 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:16.839 And it took a kid, fourteen year old kid to 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:23.040 figure it out. How about that Carmen Elector birthday today? 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:22.800 Six? 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:27.720 Sorry, Crispin Glover's birthdays today, Crispin. 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:29.600 I wonder if those two ever dated. 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:36.920 Andy Cirkus birthday today, gollum. 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:45.160 I wonder what percentage of couples share transformative gollum, How 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:47.679 many couples out there share the birthdays? I don't think 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:53.040 I've ever known anybody, It's gotta be sure, so rare interesting. 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:56.040 I don't think I've known anybody that's had that happening either. 0:09:56.320 --> 0:10:02.480 I know that somebody's birthday is tomorrow Wednesday, Wednesday. Well 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:05.560 there is somebody who somebody's birthday somebody? Yeah, do you 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:07.959 deny that somebody's having a birthday tomorrow? 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:12.720 Yep? Me and Jack Nicholson really on Wednesday on Wednesday? 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:14.000 How old youre going to be this year? 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:15.280 Core for six? 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:15.920 About that? 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:22.439 Maybe good for six? Older? Yeah, Jack eighty six. How 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:24.440 do you know Jack is? Let me look that up. 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:28.920 Jack Nichols eighty nine. 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:30.320 Damn bitch? Is that right? 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:30.760 Yep? 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:32.480 Wow, that's that's a good life. 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:33.040 Man, that's a great life. 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:34.280 That's a good life. 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:39.000 If I could kiss ninety yeah, I mean in his 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:40.600 diary in a daily basis. 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:44.840 Yeah, he's on a website called something about like local 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:46.319 singles in your area. 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:47.280 Yep, that's right. 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:48.520 Elderly grandmothers. 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:50.000 They dot you choose an age range. 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:51.120 A mo their own yards. 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.240 Let me tell you want to you want to get 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:56.079 a date? Choose an age range eighty five to ninety? 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:59.080 Are you on? Are you on rya? Do they have 0:10:59.080 --> 0:10:59.880 a rye here in Many? 0:10:59.920 --> 0:11:00.920 I didn't know what that is. 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:04.439 That's it's like this the single site for celebs. 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:05.480 Okay, well I'm on it. 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:09.520 Then let's go what Minneapolis is? That? Is it blugeie enough? 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:11.640 I have no how to spell it. 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:13.800 Let's see Royal Yachting Association. 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:23.360 You might do some yachting, yeah, little YACHTI yeah, slammers. 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:23.959 Never been on that. 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:27.800 Yeah, wouldn't that be ninety? Seems right? You feel like 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:32.760 you've lived a good life? Yeah, one hundred hundreds like hundreds. 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.559 It seems like the last ten years you're just you're 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:37.360 just clinging and holding on. It's taking twenty hour naps. 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:39.520 But that's when you start gambling. And I don't even 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:42.640 mean with money. I mean I don't mean with money. 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:43.640 I mean you just go. 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:46.080 For it, yeah, after it exactly what though? 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:49.559 Whatever you want whatever, But physically can you go for anything? 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:52.600 If you're ninety two years old and you've got a 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:54.280 ten year win. Let's say that you think that you're 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:57.040 gonna you're doing great at ninety two, you might you 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:58.719 might live in a one o two, you might get 0:11:58.720 --> 0:11:59.320 to one o two. 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:01.760 Sure, how do you live it up? Math? 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:04.240 Live right? 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:08.239 Maybe low dos math? See if it hits. 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:08.640 Probably right about that. 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:11.280 If I if I'm ninety two and I'm doing really well, 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:13.200 I'm gonna say I'm gonna do my first line of coke. 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:13.360 No. 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:17.720 I like you maybe dabble with prostitution, either using it 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:19.320 or performing. 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:21.679 It yea, or running the business. And then you're reading 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:22.440 Hawk's diaries. 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.240 Sure, thanks, buddy boy. 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:27.120 I mean that guy's zim. You definitely spin the globe 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:29.240 and travel wherever you want to lose. But aren't you 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.120 going to travel in your seventies and eighties. 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:34.280 Well, let's say you didn't. Now it's time to gamble. Yeah, 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:38.120 you basically do what Max is doing now. But just 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:40.920 at ninety two years old, you know, would. 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:43.240 You finally pull off your hest at ninety two? What 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:44.400 do I have to lose? What are they gonna do? 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:45.400 Put me away for life? 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:47.679 I'll tell you what I'm doing. I tell you one 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:48.160 thing I'm doing. 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:49.200 Please careful. 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:53.800 I'm telling the truth everybody, exactly about everything. 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:57.400 Imagine imagine just having zero filter because you give zero 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:00.160 f's because you're ninety seven years old. 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:01.080 And that would be great. 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:03.680 Hey lady, Oh no, go away. 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:06.079 Yeah, you're gonna get sued so many time. 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:06.600 Please stop. 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:08.320 Take I got none left. 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:09.880 Yeah, but your lawyer will be long. 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:12.600 I lost all the mighties. Yeah, I don't think I 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:13.400 was gonna live this long. 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:16.120 If you're in your nineties and you get thrown into jail, 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:19.560 let's say for armed robbery, because you're your ninety year 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:21.400 heightst that you've been planning, it does not go the 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:23.240 way you think it's going to go, and you, with 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:26.160 the mastermind, get thrown in jail and it's it's maximum 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:30.400 security because it was probably it's dangerous stuff. 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:32.880 Right, I'm not too worried about it. Do ninety year 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:35.360 olds get abused in there? We'll find out. Do the 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:36.199 inmates take. 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:39.320 Care of the ninety year olds or they're like they 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:41.920 still like fresh meat? 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:44.319 Oh oh, I don't think it's fresh at that point, 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:46.720 I think I think still you're still a new fish. 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:50.160 My plan though. Still again, you're in your nineties. What 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:51.520 do you have to lose if they want to abuse me? 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:52.400 What do I care? Yeah? 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:56.400 Right, you only live once. I'm going to watch Netflix. Yep, 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:59.280 I'm gonna play cards at that point. I hope every 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:02.720 prison has a race and canes. Again, you're as long 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:04.240 as I can, as long as I can set my 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:07.160 cell to sixty two degrees, It's not that different than 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:10.680 the life I'm currently living, so I don't really care 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:14.080 throw me in prison. Yeah, you're not wrong. You basically 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:16.280 live there anyway. It's not far off. As long as 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:16.720 you can. 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:20.200 Watch the European Card Cup or whatever you were watching 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:22.120 WUSOP main event Europe. 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:25.000 Not a big deal again, as long as can on 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:27.760 like a work release, can prison let me out every 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:29.359 other weekend to play cards? 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:32.160 There's playing of cards in prison, like I want. 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:34.280 To go out to an actual casino, if just for 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:36.920 the weekend, every other weekend. That's about what I'm doing 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:39.240 now again, not that far from prison life. 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:42.920 No, I'm gonna raise you six cigarettes and throw in 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:43.560 my a word. 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:48.840 Ye oh yeah, well Hawk mucked his cards already, so 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:50.920 he's lost. Who mocked? 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:51.960 Okay? 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:56.080 Yeah, you know it would be the biggest blessing for you, Corey. 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:59.280 If you were ninety two years old, you get busted 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:02.600 with your heist, You're like, listen, listen, old man, We're 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:04.760 just we're going to do you a solid. You got 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:07.440 wear this little ankle bracelet, and you're on house arrest 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:09.240 for the next five years. 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:13.680 Oh no, oh god, it would be what a treat 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:16.200 for you. Yeah, you'd love it. Okay, thank you all 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:21.760 have mandated house arrest? Is online poker legal at this point? 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:23.440 Oh for sure? Oh for sure. Yeah. 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:24.640 Well you don't live here anymore? 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:26.000 Yeah, oh where do I live? 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:27.160 You live in Nevada? 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:29.200 Yeah, you live in Nevada because you go to the 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:33.360 Bunny Ranch. Yeah. Wow, my life is taking some weird turns. 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:34.640 Nobody expected it. 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:36.880 Yeah, I'm still eating chicken fingers. 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:38.880 No, correct, No, you've given up chicken fingers for lent. 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:41.800 Really yeah, you're very religious religious now. 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:46.080 Very very like all you eat is lent out of 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:47.200 men's belly button holes. 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:52.200 That's where you go to the bunny ranch belly button. Yeah. 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:55.200 So nobody that has an OUDI no, no, you. 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:57.360 Gross it never collects lint. 0:15:57.520 --> 0:16:01.720 Yeah, you grosies. You are the car and the belly button. 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:04.440 You're more of a but I will lick lint out 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:06.600 of a man's belly button hole. 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:10.160 You have to because I've given up chicken fingers four lent. 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:12.320 You saw something that grossed you out. You can't have 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:13.280 chicken fingers anymore. 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:16.360 Interesting, man, Well, I have a lot to look forward 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:16.520 to it. 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:18.160 It's going to be a good run and it's gonna 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:19.120 be a hell of a book to read. 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:22.240 Yeah, he's not going to write it. I just have it. 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:24.120 At that point, it's like fifty years from I'll just 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:24.880 have AI do it. 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:26.960 That's right, Alan Iberson. 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:29.080 He is going to be a part of my heist, 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:32.800 one of those robot dogs or lightning the marathon racer. 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:35.720 Yeah right, I'll just give him the cat and say 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:38.400 run buddy. Nobody here can catch. 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:39.040 Nobody's good point. 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:41.200 Yeah, you should. 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:43.960 Think about buddy, you should think about hiring is lego 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:44.680 criminal guy? 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:48.640 Oh good point, literally an outside of the box thinker. Right, 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:50.840 it's how do I how do I get that his 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:52.160 legos out of this box? 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:55.440 He pulled? How many times? Twenty plus twenty something? 0:16:57.680 --> 0:17:00.600 Pretty good run, man, It did it all for the 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:01.680 take the Lego box. 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:03.600 It sounds like there's a whole bunch of pieces in there. 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:05.600 I can't wait to put together this home alone, said, 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:07.919 I paid two hundred and ninety nine dollars for this. 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:10.600 I can't wait to see all these pieces and then 0:17:10.640 --> 0:17:12.640 they open it up and it's just wagon wheels. 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:14.520 If you got to stay in prison too, we'd be 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:16.480 kind of pumped, but you'd also be this. I'd be 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:17.040 so pumped. 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:19.000 I'd be like, I could have bought wagon wheels for 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:20.600 a lot less than three hundred dollars, but this is 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:21.400 gonna be delicious. 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:24.800 Yeah, we can't take the noodles back if you've already 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:25.480 eaten them, sir. 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:28.680