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Speaker 2: It is the twenty fifth day of February twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Good morning, everybody. My name is Chris Hockey. Welcome to
Speaker 2: Wednesday on the Powerchrip Morning Show. Regular cast characters in today,
Speaker 2: and I believe Parker Fox is going to be in
Speaker 2: with us. He's back, he's back. Can't wait to see
Speaker 2: his big, tall face. And we will be hearing from
Speaker 2: Pete Bursich about seven forty for Vikings News as he
Speaker 2: is live down in Indianapolis for the NFL Combine. So
Speaker 2: information on that as well. So lots to get to you.
Speaker 2: Let's get her started. Here's Nate Bargatzi comedy. It is
Speaker 2: Wednesday morning on the Power Trip. Now you don't forget.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 3: People always talked to me very easy too, are dumb,
Speaker 3: Like if I talked to his stranger. I can't always
Speaker 3: feel it, And I think it's my eyes. I have
Speaker 3: big eyes, and so I just get a lot of
Speaker 3: like usta.
Speaker 1: Will be many.
Speaker 3: I'm just sitting there like, yeah, I mean I'm listening.
Speaker 3: He goes, all right, I don't feel like you could
Speaker 3: be anywhere.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: I got a reversible jacket at home, and I have two.
Speaker 2: Of them because I didn't know it was reversible.
Speaker 3: Bought them at the same time, trot them both on separately,
Speaker 3: like the black one, thought might as well get the
Speaker 3: blue one too, win and laid them up there, and
Speaker 3: I remember, they go, are you sure I got yeah?
Speaker 3: I think I know what I'm doing here, right. The
Speaker 3: dumbest I've ever been talked to. I like the golf,
Speaker 3: And so a guy was telling me there's a real
Speaker 3: golf course in North Carolina where they have lamas, or
Speaker 3: the caddies. So if you don't anything, my golf caddies
Speaker 3: usually carries your background, tells you how far you are
Speaker 3: from the hole, and helps you out. So this course
Speaker 3: they have lamas, So you put your golf bag on
Speaker 3: a llama and it carries your back. So he told
Speaker 3: me that, and then he looks into my big dumb
Speaker 3: eyes and he goes just so you know, Lamas can't
Speaker 3: talk though.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the question.
Speaker 3: He was trying to get ahead up as he looked
Speaker 3: into my stupid eyes like he just fees like i'most
Speaker 3: say it so that guy doesn't.
Speaker 2: Have to say that.
Speaker 1: I agree, amazing.
Speaker 2: Hot lots.
Speaker 4: The fingers side is sweet and feet us on your side.
Speaker 4: You hear the distance under this, then you stray.
Speaker 1: That's not a lot sac all right, love to the
Speaker 1: power Trip Monday too. It is Wednesday, February twenty fifth.
Speaker 1: Put Parker right, he's coming in. That's going to be
Speaker 1: super cool.
Speaker 5: I can't wait to hear the full ass recap of
Speaker 5: Milan and Northern Italy and Olympic gold and man, everything
Speaker 5: he's been through.
Speaker 1: The last couple of weeks. It's got to be super cool.
Speaker 1: Good for him.
Speaker 2: I'm not yesterday, day before yesterday. In here we kissed.
Speaker 1: Oh really, Yeah he's still tall. Oh that's good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm glad he's still tall.
Speaker 1: You guys, Frenched, that's just for Tommy. I don't French.
Speaker 2: I don't French anymore.
Speaker 1: You don't French any less, French anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a sad song. Yeah, they say so.
Speaker 1: Much, Oh so good. Pete Bercich like you said from
Speaker 1: the combine, there's a French right there, sauce. You love
Speaker 1: the combine? I do it starts tomorrow.
Speaker 5: We love more Pete Burst or the combine, Pete Pursa
Speaker 5: is it close?
Speaker 1: No? But I love Pete person.
Speaker 5: You never get to see Bursts again or the combine again.
Speaker 1: Oh Pete bursitch again.
Speaker 5: So you like him more, but you would rather get
Speaker 5: rid of him if if yeah, if I could only, yes,
Speaker 5: I would get rid of him to watch the combine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I am yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5: What are you looking for yesterday? Salsa and chips with
Speaker 5: a blue dog. Yeah, to find it? No, we didn't,
Speaker 5: they didn't do it. No, we might go today, though
Speaker 5: you might go today. Possibilities are endless.
Speaker 2: To do tonight with double Nichols.
Speaker 5: Uh no, that's oh yeah, I have Maynards tonight. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 5: with your game. Oh that's right. I was like, who's
Speaker 5: the house double Nichols. No, now I got it. I
Speaker 5: was asking for That's.
Speaker 2: Not true at all. No, that's not true. She was
Speaker 2: asking for me.
Speaker 5: She was asking if we could do the show at
Speaker 5: their like Christmas party.
Speaker 2: She wanted us to come to their house.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, no, not that lady. He would have gone
Speaker 5: to that Christmas part. That'd be a fun old school
Speaker 5: radio stunt to show up, show up at a random
Speaker 5: person's house and just do a show.
Speaker 1: Yep, yeah that's what they were looking for. Didn't we
Speaker 1: do that? There was like a cafe in backyard bit
Speaker 1: back in the day. Do you remember that?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Sure, we had staff, people went places.
Speaker 1: I think that's right.
Speaker 5: We had interns in a whole bunch of part timers
Speaker 5: and street teamers, Like we had a whole bunch of
Speaker 5: people that could help pull that off. I forgot about that,
Speaker 5: but were like we grilled in their backyard or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure would just show up.
Speaker 1: Was it P and Debay?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 5: I forget which show did that prize? Where it's cafean
Speaker 5: broadcast from your house?
Speaker 2: Did we have the Kaffan Pool Patrol where we'd roll
Speaker 2: around looking for pools to hang out.
Speaker 5: Oh that was your other bit where you and that
Speaker 5: guy made that up and then you got crafts. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: you and the dude Mark Devello just basically went pool
Speaker 5: to pool looking for chicks.
Speaker 2: That's not true at all.
Speaker 5: Remember the dude, of course I remember to him all
Speaker 5: the time. No, that was at your other radio station.
Speaker 2: The big Wazoo dating dangerous rack and roll.
Speaker 1: Station made up pool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they made up the pool patrol. We just took
Speaker 2: the station Viga. We're going, we're gonna go do some
Speaker 2: station stuff. And then we go driving around til we
Speaker 2: saw people in the backyard pools and we'd stop and
Speaker 2: be like, hey, it's the Wazoo pool crew. What's going on.
Speaker 1: That's genius.
Speaker 2: It was done pretty well.
Speaker 5: And you were looking for one thing and one thing
Speaker 5: old and we found it. Yeah, he found it.
Speaker 1: So she wants us to broadcast from her house or
Speaker 1: her Christmas party. Yeah, I agree, we can Excelsior or something. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Was it Kurt Bills? Uh No, I don't think that
Speaker 1: was her name.
Speaker 2: Not.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, and uh they want it's like this
Speaker 5: thing Excelsior does during Christmas time and they wanted us
Speaker 5: to broadcast from it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they call it and as.
Speaker 5: Amazing, and as I always do, I say, email christ
Speaker 5: Chris at cafe and dot com.
Speaker 1: Right, because you're not. You're not You're not sure enough
Speaker 1: to say the price take on that is absolutely astronomical,
Speaker 1: Like you guys can't afford it, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: I'm not mature enough to say that either. I do
Speaker 2: the same thing. I'm always like.
Speaker 1: Somebody else.
Speaker 5: Hey, man, if you never do it for free, I
Speaker 5: gave him hawks email, I'm sure you didn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they ever email you, I know the eyebon.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, I don't check my email. You Yeah.
Speaker 2: I figure that's how they're going to fire me. If I
Speaker 2: don't check my email, I won't never know.
Speaker 1: That's not though. They can always call you like they
Speaker 1: did me.
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 2: That person doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think that guy's in radio anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure who's in radio anymore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, some of us, yeah, a handful of us.
Speaker 1: That guy thought he was a big deal. If that's
Speaker 1: a secret.
Speaker 5: Doesn't that guy thought he was a huge Yeah, that
Speaker 5: guy really did think he was a big Yes.
Speaker 2: They were just talking abot somebody like that this morning
Speaker 2: where we're susy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah anyway, oh yeah man, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Things are happening.
Speaker 5: So no, pool, patrol, no cafe in backyard, no Christmas
Speaker 5: and excels here for the Power Tree Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean Hawk and I would go. No, I
Speaker 1: think Chris would. Yeah, I wouldn't, depending on the guest list.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not. I'm not. You can't join.
Speaker 1: I think it's exact words where I'll do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take a look.
Speaker 1: I will volunteer his tribute. Yeah he would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not a pro, but I'll take a look. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, am I right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You are correct. How's the hosting gig going? How
Speaker 1: do you do it? Man? It's it's really fun.
Speaker 2: Now you don't conduct the game, you just host it.
Speaker 5: No, it's all No, I just log in on the
Speaker 5: initials game live app.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have to do the content. I don't either.
Speaker 1: Everybody thinks I write the clues. You said people have
Speaker 1: complained or like tell car it's too hard. Well, there's yeah, right,
Speaker 1: the clue.
Speaker 5: Every once in a while there's one where you're like,
Speaker 5: I don't even And then there's sometimes there's like big
Speaker 5: words that I just go, well, you can read it,
Speaker 5: you know, I just read glue three. It'll be like
Speaker 5: so and so something. I'll be like I don't know
Speaker 5: what that word is. And then somebody will yell this
Speaker 5: is what Oh yeah that is what it is. But
Speaker 5: yeah it's a good bit.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 5: We get a good We get about anywhere between like
Speaker 5: thirty to like seventy people. Yeah, and they get the
Speaker 5: waffle fries, right, I got the waff and the ros
Speaker 5: marry or not on the uh if you get it
Speaker 5: as a side as an app they do.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Man, I love for Ken Jennings be like this French
Speaker 7: explore friends on the monitor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why am I even here? Just read it. I've
Speaker 1: said that a few times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 2: The other day, by the way, when Belenda was here
Speaker 2: and she was like, yeah, you know I did this
Speaker 2: and I did that, and I did this and then
Speaker 2: I worked with this guy and he works at the
Speaker 2: game show. Who's that?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, which is said she worked at the game
Speaker 5: somebody worked the game show or like hosted.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what show are you talking about? Like I
Speaker 1: watch it time. I mean there aren't that many hosts.
Speaker 1: Who is it?
Speaker 2: You didn't know the guy, right?
Speaker 1: She never said the name, No, she didn't know.
Speaker 2: She says his name was Steve.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she.
Speaker 2: Did did she think?
Speaker 1: She said, didn't say the name.
Speaker 2: She didn't say the name, But I can't remember the
Speaker 2: name Lombardosi.
Speaker 1: I think, oh, the former Minnesota twin different one. I
Speaker 1: don't think he ever hosted like Lingo back for the
Speaker 1: damn game show Network.
Speaker 5: No, they don't have a great crop of games right now.
Speaker 5: The good ones are all like the repeats from Network TV,
Speaker 5: like the Chase.
Speaker 2: Is Lingo another name for Nope?
Speaker 1: No deep breath please?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 5: Lingo was the game of Chuck Willery hosted, and he
Speaker 5: never truly understood the rules.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like Rosie and spread swing. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: almost like you had that teed up. They couldn't have been.
Speaker 1: Oh it was teed up. I heard him yesterday. I'm
Speaker 1: with common.
Speaker 5: He recapped his entire two weeks off and Savage the wedding.
Speaker 5: He went to Savage, Savage, too many speeches to a
Speaker 5: weird Candelabra lady.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't he said, he wouldn't have done any of that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wouldn't somebody go on and on and on? Yeah, somebody
Speaker 1: who just wouldn't stop talking. And he savaged it.
Speaker 2: And it's hard for him because nobody mentioned him all
Speaker 2: during the ceremony.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he just had even there, even Common was like, Wow,
Speaker 5: you're just gonna rip this wedding, ripped it to shreds.
Speaker 5: And it's people who live in this community. He just
Speaker 5: hammered it. That was too long for me.
Speaker 2: He's done enough for this community.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, why did they have a belly dancer? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was it's their weddings. He could have ninety belly dancers.
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 5: And then when he was like, I was waiting for
Speaker 5: who's the lady that spins the plates and comes red Panda,
Speaker 5: Red Panda and he goes, I was.
Speaker 1: Waiting for her to roll out. Yeah, that'd be sick.
Speaker 1: That'd be sweet. If if I'm at a wedding and
Speaker 1: I don't like going a wedding, If I'm at a
Speaker 1: wedding red Panda shows up, I'm super pumped.
Speaker 2: That showed up down the muffinscakes.
Speaker 1: It was one and a half, but you guys claim
Speaker 1: it was seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you, man. If she rolls out, I'm like,
Speaker 2: this marriage ain't going anywhere, but I love it.
Speaker 1: He was so mad.
Speaker 2: I say that about every marriage. I want the I
Speaker 2: want to I want the groom to look at everybody,
Speaker 2: and go, do.
Speaker 1: You catch it? Rosie said, he wore the same suit
Speaker 1: that he got married into this wedding, which time the
Speaker 1: most recent time, because.
Speaker 2: He loves talking about how he still wears the same
Speaker 2: clothes he did in high school.
Speaker 1: He is, he loves it. And you know what, I.
Speaker 2: Gotta tell you, if I'm taking a step back here,
Speaker 2: if that's true, that's a damn fine thing.
Speaker 1: How is that possible?
Speaker 8: Though? Like?
Speaker 1: How was?
Speaker 5: How is it possible that that close honestly still holds up?
Speaker 5: And I'm not even trying to be super mean about
Speaker 5: his age, No, I'm with you, do How does clothes
Speaker 5: from high school still honestly even hold up anymore?
Speaker 1: How is that even possible? It's got to smell like ass.
Speaker 5: No, oh no, I can't smell.
Speaker 2: That was the groom by the way, Oh GROSI hug.
Speaker 1: Oh no, honestly, at that point, didn't they make clothing
Speaker 1: out of bear pelts? They hold up?
Speaker 2: Maybe they're made better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe they are made better.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was so mad.
Speaker 5: It took forever. Too many speeches they had, like twenty
Speaker 5: three people.
Speaker 1: He was so pissed.
Speaker 2: If I walked in here wearing parachute pants. Do you
Speaker 2: guys even know what those are?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Of course, man, yeah, yeah that does.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They had zippers all over him and my U well,
Speaker 2: I guess I went in high school. Before high school,
Speaker 2: my Michael Jackson leather coat, which wasn't real leather. I
Speaker 2: guarantee you that still exists somewhere, right for five hundred
Speaker 2: dollars in a vintage store somewhere.
Speaker 1: Think about that.
Speaker 5: Though. We all wore those pants, oh like late eighties,
Speaker 5: early to mid nineties, and you look back, they were
Speaker 5: basically just tarps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: It was just the least comfortable thing ever. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's not jeans. Yeah, but it's basically plastic. Yes,
Speaker 1: it makes the weirdest noises. They like that weird swishing sound.
Speaker 2: I thinking.
Speaker 1: Terrible. Oh yeah, so much more comfortable. For what for?
Speaker 1: What what are you doing there against?
Speaker 2: I guess someday I'm going to need these zippers for
Speaker 2: my cell phone.
Speaker 5: I put my pager in there for now. Oh man,
Speaker 5: somebody really needs me to call them. It says nine
Speaker 5: to one one, This must be an emergency.
Speaker 1: What do you want? What are you doing? Right?
Speaker 5: That's what every nine one one page was correct, I
Speaker 5: would get you guys up to why'd you page nine
Speaker 5: one one?
Speaker 1: I want to see what you guys are doing. I
Speaker 1: drove three miles and got off on the first exit
Speaker 1: because I thought you were no. I assume you guys
Speaker 1: can just assume. Where are you guys? Pay phone? We're
Speaker 1: at a party. You're going to go to?
Speaker 5: Oh okay, se I'll see what pages were dumb? Yeah,
Speaker 5: they were kind of dumb.
Speaker 2: You know, on an everyday basis, though, I don't really
Speaker 2: dress much different than I did in high school. I mean,
Speaker 2: the clothing styles are different, but his T shirts and
Speaker 2: jeans that's all I wore in high school.
Speaker 1: Well as you guys can see, because I wear the
Speaker 1: same thing every day. I have definitely in the last
Speaker 1: ten fifteen years crossed over to the I don't care
Speaker 1: anymore stretch and it's about comfort.
Speaker 5: That's why I would never wear tarp parachute pants again. Right,
Speaker 5: That's why I hate going to weddings. I don't like
Speaker 5: dressing up. I like being comfortable and I don't care
Speaker 5: if it looks cool or not. Right, it's the best
Speaker 5: thing ever. Is Giving up is awesome?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You found out at some point over the years,
Speaker 2: you found out you didn't need to go to weddings
Speaker 2: for cupcakes, right, you.
Speaker 1: Can just buy them. You're saying, I don't live that
Speaker 1: far from Naughtias.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm glad I do.
Speaker 1: Right, it's right next to that Costco though. That's the
Speaker 1: Costco I go to every.
Speaker 2: Week to tell you that the right there, what is
Speaker 2: it Coburns Geez is their bakery. I can't even go
Speaker 2: in there anymore.
Speaker 5: Really, there's a Coburns that just open up right next
Speaker 5: to my house. They just build a new one, Cobra.
Speaker 1: That's sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me tell you what really, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: the bakery at Coburn's is always the past in there.
Speaker 2: And see, even if it's a tiny version of Coburn's,
Speaker 2: they still got just the sweetest. I almost call them
Speaker 2: sluts whoa making just the best. You can't believe the
Speaker 2: stuff they come up with.
Speaker 5: What do you think all grocery stores in the last
Speaker 5: twenty twenty five years have up their game? They'll like
Speaker 5: high these bakeries outstanding.
Speaker 1: I think Targets. Target's bakery is very very solid. Like, yes,
Speaker 1: there aren't a lot of bad bakeries anymore. I think
Speaker 1: they used to just mail it in. It's all legit, man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it's hard to miss.
Speaker 2: I wonder if that's like a big like they've realized
Speaker 2: that's a big money maker for grocery stores, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like if there's a big uh yeah margin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would bet it's a huge margin.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, man, because they sell some of these grocery
Speaker 5: stores sell like half pies for like fifteen dollars. Now
Speaker 5: it's my because you don't want the old pie, right,
Speaker 5: I mean, why don't you want to flill pie?
Speaker 1: I do? But remember when you used to bake pies
Speaker 1: to try to lure women? Yes, yeah, yeah, not a
Speaker 1: not in a Cosby way or a serial killer way.
Speaker 1: It was more just thank you for saying, Hey, why
Speaker 1: don't you come over and I'll bake you a pie? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I like making Yeah, I mean that was like your
Speaker 5: go to trick for a couple of years. Yeah, just
Speaker 5: baking blueberry pies yeah, or French silk or front silk.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yep. Interesting strategy. Yeah, worked out.
Speaker 1: Hey man, shoot your shot? Yeah? Did you do you
Speaker 1: bake Kelly pie?
Speaker 8: Early?
Speaker 5: We bonded over the Ted Munday documentary, and that's why
Speaker 5: you're married.
Speaker 1: You are correct sir? Yeah, I don't know. Man.
Speaker 5: Your wedding in Vegas not my favorite way.
Speaker 1: Too many speeches, lack a cupcakes. Yeah, it didn't have cupcakes.
Speaker 1: Like there was a belly dancer it was. It was
Speaker 1: in Vegas. I didn't like it. Pauk loved it. I
Speaker 1: sure didn't because Papa was there. That's just not how
Speaker 1: I would have done it. I wore what I wear
Speaker 1: every day. I don't like that it took fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: I didn't like that. I want you. I wish I
Speaker 1: wanted it to be like an hour and a half.
Speaker 2: I did like the feel of the place where we're in.
Speaker 2: It could have been nineteen seventy. Yeah, and I could
Speaker 2: add parachute pants.
Speaker 1: On you like the lady that married us.
Speaker 2: I did. I did. I thought it was a good time,
Speaker 2: would you? It was fun?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Thank you. Corey didn't like it though. I didn't
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 5: I didn't it's I just kept waiting for like Red
Speaker 5: Panda to come rolling in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet I should be sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was so sweet.
Speaker 1: If I ever get married again, I'm paying Red Panda
Speaker 1: to show up. What is she like ten to fifteen
Speaker 1: K probably something like that. I renew your vows. Yeah,
Speaker 1: renew my vows and have red panded just roll through.
Speaker 2: I think your wife would show up if you invited to.
Speaker 5: I don't, and she doesn't know who Red Panda was,
Speaker 5: so I couldn't be like, Angie, you got to show up.
Speaker 1: Red pant is going to be at our wedding vow renewal. No,
Speaker 1: that wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2: The restaurant.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, renewing vows is a lot like remodeling
Speaker 5: a home.
Speaker 2: It really is like builders remodels and Builders Remodels dot
Speaker 2: Com does call them today, Take care of your business.
Speaker 1: More of the Power Drip Morning Show after this on
Speaker 1: the Van Gods Loud.
Speaker 2: You know it's weird exactly. I think a lot of
Speaker 2: our stuff that because we're under construction. I think a
Speaker 2: lot of our stuff is being loaded in from elsewhere,
Speaker 2: like not in this building, and so some of it's
Speaker 2: like this and you gotta turn it way up, and
Speaker 2: then other things like because it just gets loaded into
Speaker 2: whatever audio level it's loaded in at.
Speaker 5: If you know what I mean, Hey, somebody else, if
Speaker 5: you know how you guys always say if you're listening
Speaker 5: out there on the podcast or whatever.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: Tweet at us where you're listening and when you're listening,
Speaker 5: even if it's like six months later. It's just fun
Speaker 5: to see how long people go and still try to
Speaker 5: keep the podcast as.
Speaker 1: Linear as possible.
Speaker 5: Tweet it me at Corey Cove if you have the
Speaker 5: same problem once in a while on on multiple apps,
Speaker 5: not just the iHeart Radio app, but I've complained to
Speaker 5: couple of times that, like, I'll be listening to the
Speaker 5: Power Trip podcast or the Initials podcast when I'm doing
Speaker 5: the stats, and what Chris just said will happen.
Speaker 1: One the segment will be super loud.
Speaker 5: Then then it goes to a commercial and you can
Speaker 5: barely hear the commercial, and then so then you turn
Speaker 5: You're in your car and you turn it all the
Speaker 5: way up, and then you forget, and then the show
Speaker 5: comes back on and it just blasts through.
Speaker 2: It's like, jeezy.
Speaker 1: Man, If I'm the only one that's having that problem,
Speaker 1: then I'll stop complain. It's so weird. Why does it happen?
Speaker 5: Why can't why can't the app regulate and kind of
Speaker 5: just make sure all of them are on the same level.
Speaker 5: I don't understand that that's annoying. Do you guys remember
Speaker 5: years and years ago? I do, I do not when
Speaker 5: this year, well I don't remember exactly, but do you
Speaker 5: remember when they would advertise TVs with like the volume
Speaker 5: will be the same when it goes to commercial because
Speaker 5: there was like a bit where like the commercials were
Speaker 5: so loud.
Speaker 1: Now because of all these streaming services.
Speaker 5: The commercials on streaming services are as loud as they
Speaker 5: can as possible. We mute. We mute them every time.
Speaker 5: We every time it goes to commercial on like Hulu
Speaker 5: or something.
Speaker 2: Which is about idea because advertisers matter, and there's so
Speaker 2: long but you can have that you need.
Speaker 5: But you can see anybody listen to anymore. But you
Speaker 5: can see them that wasn't I'm not ripping ads. I'm
Speaker 5: just saying, Wow, the volume's got to be the same. Yeah,
Speaker 5: the volume's got to be the same.
Speaker 7: I love I think somebody like there's somebody in Congress
Speaker 7: that's going to propose like a lot to make that yes,
Speaker 7: a lot that you can't make.
Speaker 2: One hundred thousand dollars, and they decided not to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty good deal, well played, I take that. Yeah,
Speaker 5: better than a raccoon death.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well practicing lesson I started on and kittens and
Speaker 2: you got to start somewhere.
Speaker 1: You gotta start low.
Speaker 2: Come on, Yeah, well I lost one fight, can.
Speaker 7: Tell Yeah, that's a nice cash on your forehead there.
Speaker 2: First to tell me that.
Speaker 1: Take it down and ash, Yeah, please relax.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 1: How come they're there before the combine? That's kind of weird.
Speaker 2: That's when the party happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think it used to be that a lot.
Speaker 5: You can't like it used to be you couldn't like
Speaker 5: media members can't stay for the drills.
Speaker 2: It's still like that, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah it might be.
Speaker 5: I don't know, because like there are a bunch of
Speaker 5: people I know that I would bet and I wonder
Speaker 5: if he's listening. But like somebody like Alec Lewis got
Speaker 5: their monday, Like I would bet, he leaves before the drill.
Speaker 2: He had to get their monday because he can't find anything,
Speaker 2: so he.
Speaker 5: Has yeah, correct the best. Hey, alec Lewis's next hawk
Speaker 5: is he there? Haven't seen him? Okay, he's trying to fight,
Speaker 5: he's trying to find the bullet.
Speaker 2: He's in Montreal and we're in Ireland, so he'll be
Speaker 2: here soon. Yeah, I love him. He's great. I think
Speaker 2: it has to do with that competition, committy stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and the opportunity to kind of actually talk to each
Speaker 2: other and hang out before getting to work.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So when the drill started, I think a lot
Speaker 1: of the media members go home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll talk to Pete Bursis today, but yeah, seven forty,
Speaker 2: he'll be there, but he's live. I think we talked
Speaker 2: about either Monday or last week.
Speaker 5: PA's show was like one of the first shows to go. Yeah,
Speaker 5: nor do when I talked about that when I was
Speaker 5: on with them, it would be like them and like
Speaker 5: two other radio stations.
Speaker 1: Now it's a full on event.
Speaker 5: Well, hey, speaking of Alex Lewis not being able to
Speaker 5: find the booth on road trips, Chris, here's your I think,
Speaker 5: I mean, I know we've gone through this, but let's
Speaker 5: break this down a little bit more.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 5: Here are your vikings road trips for twenty six right, Bears, Packers, Lions, Yeah, Saints. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and that's the one that's potentially in France, right, I
Speaker 5: mean the Saints are going to France, but yeah, potential.
Speaker 1: We don't know.
Speaker 5: That that that one's necessarily the game that we're going to.
Speaker 5: So it's either in Paris or New Orleans.
Speaker 2: That's a win either way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tampa, you go to Tampa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love going to Tampa. I like that stadium alone.
Speaker 1: What do you like around?
Speaker 2: There's a lot of there's a lot of things to do,
Speaker 2: especially if it's a I mean, if I had my druthers,
Speaker 2: I don't know what druthers are, by the way, I
Speaker 2: need to look that up. I always say that I don't.
Speaker 1: Know what it means.
Speaker 2: I hope it's not like racist or something.
Speaker 1: I don't think so good.
Speaker 2: If I have my brothers, it would be a Sunday
Speaker 2: night game, so i'd have a Saturday night just to
Speaker 2: kind of hang around Tampa.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're a big you're a big fan of guitars. Correct, guitar?
Speaker 5: You love looking at guitars? Yeah, Like, do they have
Speaker 5: any big guitars in Tampa Bay area?
Speaker 2: Where there's one that glows you can see it from
Speaker 2: a long ways away?
Speaker 1: Awesome? Yeah, go check that out for you.
Speaker 2: I believe that it's not a guitar, but I believe
Speaker 2: there's a similar place that without the guitar in New Orleans.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh, man, I missed that right down the street, down
Speaker 5: the street. I mean mean you go to the Jets
Speaker 5: at the New York Jets.
Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, that's that's that's fine. I like going there.
Speaker 2: And if again, if the next game is a night game,
Speaker 2: if it's not a noon game, you can actually go
Speaker 2: to New York City and spend some time Martin at
Speaker 2: the Patriots, that's always cool. I really will enjoy that.
Speaker 2: That's a fun stadium.
Speaker 1: And then at the Niners.
Speaker 5: And again, the Niners play in Mexico City, right, so
Speaker 5: that's another one that might be us. You are correct,
Speaker 5: So Mexico City in France still on the DOCA potentially.
Speaker 1: And I think we will find out in the next.
Speaker 5: At least I would think before the draft most of
Speaker 5: those will either the rumors will be correct and people
Speaker 5: will figure it out, or the NFL just come out
Speaker 5: and say it isn't the hot runner though, because the
Speaker 5: Vikes went back to back with Dublin and London last year,
Speaker 5: that Paris is probably not in the cards, but Mexico
Speaker 5: City wouldn't be, No nuts, what's the flight from Minneapolis
Speaker 5: to Mexico City dangerous?
Speaker 2: What's going on over there?
Speaker 5: He was pretending to type, I think he was pretending
Speaker 5: to google as Zach is actually googling.
Speaker 1: He has a he has a laptop. Oh, you can't
Speaker 1: complain about that computer. No, four and a half hours core,
Speaker 1: all right, that's not that bad at all hours.
Speaker 5: That's not that much further than going to San Francisco itself.
Speaker 2: Definitely not No, that.
Speaker 5: San Francisco for probably. Yeah, so it's almost almost the
Speaker 5: same flight.
Speaker 2: Look it up on your computer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. What does it say so identical
Speaker 1: flight lengths? Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 7: By the way, Drother, a person's preference in a matter, So,
Speaker 7: I mean that's you.
Speaker 1: I had my druthers. I would prefer to be a writer.
Speaker 2: That I mean exhauceage brother do sucks brilliant. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: kind of on the nose. I mean that says exactly
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 1: I like your brother. Yeah, my brother is really nice. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I saw him at fleet Farm. Yeah, that that checks out.
Speaker 1: I'd brother loves fleet farm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he likes buying my tires, first tractor, horse feed,
Speaker 2: a fishing pole and a gun and some circus peanuts.
Speaker 5: It's just for crime he's about to commit. No, my
Speaker 5: brother loves and he sure does. He needs all those
Speaker 5: things too, leaves that talk.
Speaker 2: I don't hate him, I just don't need it except
Speaker 2: for what I'm working. I guess.
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Speaker 2: So I'm on the hunt right now, Corey, to find
Speaker 2: a full family tree with pictures of the Game of
Speaker 2: Thrones universe. Do I want to know, like which people wow,
Speaker 2: which people in the in the newest series are related
Speaker 2: to the people in the last series and related to
Speaker 2: people in the where the family tree went? Because I know,
Speaker 2: if I paid better attention, I would know that just
Speaker 2: by knowing the names and stuff like that. But I
Speaker 2: have a hard time with that, and it's been years
Speaker 2: and years and years since I started watching it.
Speaker 5: Yep, and some people have the same name, which is
Speaker 5: a little confusing as well. Right, and a lot of
Speaker 5: the names are pretty similar, so if you haven't watched
Speaker 5: the show in a while, they start to blend together
Speaker 5: and you go like, wait a minute, now, which one
Speaker 5: was that?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: Even in this new series, right, there's about fifteen guys
Speaker 5: that have a name that starts with that, That E
Speaker 5: or the ae bit or whatever, Arian Agony.
Speaker 1: Don't know who these people are, like the eggs, easy
Speaker 1: to keep track of, but it gets confusing.
Speaker 2: So Brathian, let's just go with that. Wasn't that the
Speaker 2: king in the very first episode of the Game of Thrones? Yeah,
Speaker 2: the guy who gets goored by the pig?
Speaker 1: He was a.
Speaker 5: Bathian, right, the Robert, Right, Robert, the big fat guy,
Speaker 5: a beard, Yeah, who was.
Speaker 2: Originally married to the lady who was getting on with
Speaker 2: their brother, right, right.
Speaker 1: With a beard who was getting it on with their
Speaker 1: brother Tommy's favorite scene.
Speaker 2: I'm right though, right?
Speaker 1: I think again, I think so right?
Speaker 2: I think he was a Barrathian. Then he is related
Speaker 2: to the guy who's laying beside the tree with Dunk
Speaker 2: at the end of Lionel So somehow, Yeah.
Speaker 5: That's probably a grandfather or great uncle or something something like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no idea.
Speaker 2: That's the kind of thing I'm wondering about though, Like,
Speaker 2: because all the blonde.
Speaker 1: Hairs are are are Targarians right right?
Speaker 2: And and h how about then the old lady says
Speaker 2: that to the little boy and the look on his face. Man, yep,
Speaker 2: that little boy's great.
Speaker 1: He's a fantastic actor. Man.
Speaker 5: In that scene when he's in the mirror, he can
Speaker 5: see that he's got the just just slight little blonde
Speaker 5: hairs coming back, and he just hates it.
Speaker 2: And he goes and gets the man and then his
Speaker 2: dad's there. The character, by the way, first of all,
Speaker 2: looks like Edgar Winter. I couldn't stop thinking that was
Speaker 2: Edgar Winter, Like, look at Edgar Winter acted. Good for you, buddy,
Speaker 2: play that guitar. Gosh, that's a great scene. Man, that's
Speaker 2: a good This season was great.
Speaker 1: Yep, great, yep.
Speaker 5: Just wish the pacing was better, but uh, yeah, man,
Speaker 5: it was definitely worth the wait. Yeah, and uh, the
Speaker 5: potential is off the charts.
Speaker 1: It's fantastic.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna find us a map of all the families.
Speaker 1: Man, that's that's overwhelming.
Speaker 2: It would be overwhelming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how the people. This is going
Speaker 1: to sound really dumb because it's basically reading comprehension. I
Speaker 1: didn't I hear how you read those books and keep
Speaker 1: track because you have no visual markers to help you
Speaker 1: remember it. How do you keep track of everybody?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: In a book? Right?
Speaker 5: Well, again, very self aware. I just basically said, how
Speaker 5: do you read something and comprehended?
Speaker 1: I was not good at that.
Speaker 2: But but oh man, the reason all this came up
Speaker 2: is because I was just looking at an article. When
Speaker 2: they're laying by that tree, Barathian says to dunk Uh,
Speaker 2: he cusses, and he says something about the others and
Speaker 2: the books. The White Walkers are called the others, but
Speaker 2: in the TV show, the people who made Game of
Speaker 2: Thrones said, that's too vague. There are too many people
Speaker 2: in this show to just call him the others. We
Speaker 2: got to give him a better name than that. And
Speaker 2: so him saying the others when he's laying by the
Speaker 2: tree is a an allusion to allusion to the books.
Speaker 2: And it's the first time it's ever happened. There were
Speaker 2: a lot of nerds out there with.
Speaker 1: Others beat a nerd. We're watching Thrones like adults.
Speaker 2: First of all, beat it. Second all, explain this to
Speaker 2: me before you do. Yeah, because I don't know what's
Speaker 2: going on, But god, I love that show.
Speaker 1: Well that's it? How about that?
Speaker 5: Even that the timeline with the White Walkers, Like when
Speaker 5: did they start again?
Speaker 1: Like, I don't remember.
Speaker 5: I know Tommy's watched Thrones like fourteen times. I watched
Speaker 5: Thrones once and loved it, watched House of the Dragon
Speaker 5: once and loved it. Now I've watched Night of the
Speaker 5: Seven Kingdoms once and eventually loved it. But if you
Speaker 5: started even when you were like, tell me again, who
Speaker 5: Robert Barrathian is, I'm like, I think I know, but
Speaker 5: I don't even remember. It's now you're testing my memory
Speaker 5: from a show that was what ten years ago? Maybe
Speaker 5: when was season one a Game of Thrones? Something like
Speaker 5: ten years Maybe more than that.
Speaker 1: More than that, I would bet.
Speaker 5: Maybe fourteen, twenty fourteen, maybe no, maybe even earlier than that,
Speaker 5: maybe twelve, who knows, something like twenty twelve. Maybe I
Speaker 5: think it started. If only there was a website, we
Speaker 5: could look this up. Eleven twenty eleven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't remember what I did yesterday, let alone
Speaker 1: an episode from fifteen years ago. The only thing that
Speaker 1: I really really remember from.
Speaker 5: The first episode of Game of Thrones is that a
Speaker 5: brother and sister are getting it on. The kid brand
Speaker 5: sees them doing it and he gets pushed out the window.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched the first episode. I remember that stuff. Yep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the end of the first episode.
Speaker 2: It would never been me because I wouldn't have crawled
Speaker 2: up the side of that building becase I'm afraid of heights.
Speaker 2: But I'd just said to dude, can I finish first
Speaker 2: before he throwed me to my death? Would you let
Speaker 2: me take care of my business here? I don't know
Speaker 2: that's your sister.
Speaker 5: Or even if he does, if little Chris Hockey, I'd
Speaker 5: be like, this is an option.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow. Future King of the Seven Kingdoms would basically
Speaker 1: be like, look, buddy, I don't judge how you're sitting here.
Speaker 1: It's safe with me. I'm so cool. I don't king shame. Nope,
Speaker 1: not me. And Jamie's like, you know this is my sister, righty?
Speaker 2: Hey man? Yeah, they look over at mean catch me watching.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, give.
Speaker 1: Them the Robert Redford nod. Buddy, buddy, buddy. This is
Speaker 1: what we call a win wind. Yeah, yeah, keep going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't gonna tell him, buddy, if you're letting
Speaker 2: me what.
Speaker 1: I was just climbing this tower for cardio. But this
Speaker 1: is a nice little surprise.
Speaker 2: Let the ball watch all right.
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Speaker 1: All right. Good news, bad news when it comes to basketball.
Speaker 1: The good news is the.
Speaker 5: Wolves did beat the Blazers one twenty four and had
Speaker 5: thirty four. Jayden had twenty nine. The Wolves have won
Speaker 5: four out of five, so yeah, the game on Sunday sucked.
Speaker 5: The effort, wasn't there. The Sixers random out of the gym.
Speaker 1: Ye, but they have one four out of five and
Speaker 1: they're fifth in the West and they're only a half
Speaker 1: a game out of third, which is why games like
Speaker 1: Sunday piss us off. It's what Marnie was talking about yesterday.
Speaker 1: It's it's right there for the taking.
Speaker 5: You can't lose to the sixers when they don't have
Speaker 5: in beat and Paul George out there.
Speaker 1: You gotta beat that team when it's this tight. If
Speaker 1: you didn't have anything to play for it, it's like
Speaker 1: then I don't really necessarily care. Let's just stay healthy.
Speaker 1: But when it is this tight, it does matter. Right,
Speaker 1: So fifth in the West, a half a game out
Speaker 1: of third. Up next at the Clippers Thursday at nine o'clock. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta win.
Speaker 5: Like you just said, Cory, you gotta win games against
Speaker 5: these bad teams because the difference between the third and
Speaker 5: sixth seed is if you're the sixth seed, you would
Speaker 5: probably you'd go on the road for the first couple
Speaker 5: of games. If you're the third seed, you get to
Speaker 5: host the first two games of a playoff series. Don't
Speaker 5: That's way better than losing to these crappy teams that
Speaker 5: they always continue to do. And when they play the
Speaker 5: Clippers tomorrow they will be without two of their best players.
Speaker 1: You should beat them. Handily.
Speaker 5: The bad news is the Gopher era basketball team lost
Speaker 5: to number three Michigan seventy seven sixty seven, But they
Speaker 5: were twenty two and a half point dogs, so they covered.
Speaker 1: Weren't they down only like three or four in the
Speaker 1: first half?
Speaker 5: I think they were only down four at halftime thirty
Speaker 5: two to twenty eight, but only Again, this is the
Speaker 5: problem of the entire season. Only six players played for
Speaker 5: the Gophers, and the guy off the bench scored zero,
Speaker 5: so zero bench points for the Gophers. Cade Tyson again
Speaker 5: had to play all forty He scored twenty points five
Speaker 5: to ten from three. But I mean against bad teams,
Speaker 5: you're gonna get tired. Against really good teams, how the
Speaker 5: hell are you supposed to play forty minutes against the
Speaker 5: one of the best teams in the country. So they
Speaker 5: come up short again thirteen and fifteen. The Wolverines now
Speaker 5: sixteen and one in the Big Ten.
Speaker 2: Forgive me. I know this is a dumb question. The
Speaker 2: normal people know, and especially if they're on a major
Speaker 2: market sports morning show. Why do we do we literally
Speaker 2: only have six people or are the only six people
Speaker 2: that he plays?
Speaker 1: I mean, we're short. I think it's only six He plays. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he only plays six. We're definitely short because of injury.
Speaker 5: Right, you're the one kid that the point guard that
Speaker 5: basically had a season ending injury, even like I think,
Speaker 5: right right, right when the season essentially started in one
Speaker 5: of their big guys, I think is hurt the Crocker
Speaker 5: Johnson's out as well, So I Cracker Johnson.
Speaker 2: Yes, his name is Cracker Johnson.
Speaker 1: Crocker Johnson.
Speaker 5: Okay, Betty's kid, Yeah, you Eddy Crocker.
Speaker 1: Then you're asking about Cracker Johnson. He would.
Speaker 2: Three games like that, Jersey, it just would Saint Johnson
Speaker 2: on the back hole. What is his name?
Speaker 1: Just Cracker?
Speaker 2: I won both names.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't do that better than Johnson. Crackers.
Speaker 2: Come on, Shields.
Speaker 1: Three games left for the Gophers. They have UCLA at
Speaker 1: one o'clock on Saturday, then they're at Indiana, Then they
Speaker 1: host Northwestern, then the Big Ten Tournament.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Man Selection Sunday, two weeks from Sunday. Man, it's
Speaker 5: right around the corner, the best sporting event of the year.
Speaker 1: The Gophers unfortunately, of course, will not be a.
Speaker 5: Part of that this year. But unless they win the
Speaker 5: Big Ten Tournament again, the Gophers will not be a
Speaker 5: part of that this year, but still, yeah, hell of
Speaker 5: a season though for how shorthanded they are.
Speaker 1: It's impossible to tell.
Speaker 5: But I think everybody around the program is like super
Speaker 5: happy with what Nico's doing. He just needs talent and
Speaker 5: he needs more players. You can't win with six players
Speaker 5: unless all of them are five star freaks that play it, dude,
Speaker 5: five exactly.
Speaker 1: You can't win with six, not on a consistent base.
Speaker 1: It sucks, man. Yeah, the NHL is back tonight. Eight
Speaker 1: games in the NHL.
Speaker 5: One of them is Colorado at u Utah, and that
Speaker 5: matters because the while they're back tomorrow at Colorado.
Speaker 7: Here we go, bout time, Here we go. It's been
Speaker 7: a while and very interesting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll see him back to back, but they do
Speaker 5: him an extra day.
Speaker 7: Should be fun mile aft Moor night. We're here, Yeah
Speaker 7: tomorrow night. Oh yeah, get some wild yep.
Speaker 5: Oh god, what if that was one of the hosts
Speaker 5: of this radio station, like nine to noon with Cracker.
Speaker 2: You might as well just call it cake Cracker Crackers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, said Hawk? Well or mass Yeah, do we
Speaker 1: know what.
Speaker 5: Max is like in Turkey or Dubai or India or
Speaker 5: he's all he's like going to four different spots.
Speaker 2: Went to Turkey first, so he's probably Turkey right now.
Speaker 5: Do we have I mean we always wonder when he
Speaker 5: goes on these giant excursions how safe he is.
Speaker 1: Have we had any content?
Speaker 2: None?
Speaker 1: No? Yeah, but he always comes back. Yeah he does.
Speaker 1: He's a boomerang ye man.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It doesn't even book a hotel, he just goes.
Speaker 5: Yeah he does. Sometimes he didn't have a return flight.
Speaker 5: I'm an underplanner. My wife's an overplanner. But I couldn't
Speaker 5: do what Max does when it comes to vacationing. Like
Speaker 5: I don't want a full itinerary every day. I want
Speaker 5: like I want the hotel in the flight, and I
Speaker 5: want like, hey, on Tuesday, we're going to blank, and
Speaker 5: then I want the rest of the day to be open.
Speaker 5: My wife wants, you know, every hour basically like we're
Speaker 5: gonna go here, we'll catch a buster there, we'll do this.
Speaker 1: That's too much for me.
Speaker 5: It's why I like Vegas, right, That's just I can
Speaker 5: get there and know where I'm staying, but then figure
Speaker 5: it out. Trump machines, but I definitely couldn't do I'm
Speaker 5: just going to buy a flight and then wing it.
Speaker 1: Nope, I don't know where I'm staying. I don't know
Speaker 1: where I'm going. I don't know a part of town
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be in, Like that part would make
Speaker 1: me unbelievably anxious. I couldn't do that.
Speaker 2: He does that, right, he doesn't. Y.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't do that either. Yeah, that's called bravery
Speaker 1: and confidence. Yeah I don't have that.
Speaker 2: Oh for two yes, roll with the punches man, right, yea.
Speaker 5: All right, let's do what really matters. We come back.
Speaker 5: I have some trivia for you guys. Oh hell yeah,
Speaker 5: group trivia that'll just basically test your memories.
Speaker 2: I sound something that would be very useful for those
Speaker 2: of you who care about such things. I found the
Speaker 2: timeline if it were reality, like this is BC, this
Speaker 2: is a D And I'll tell you when each TV
Speaker 2: show lines up on that timeline if it were reality.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, sweet, so tell you how many times,
Speaker 2: how many years they are apart from each.
Speaker 1: Oh what really matters is next. This is the Power
Speaker 1: to Morning.
Speaker 2: All right, Corey, listen to this. So the little boy
Speaker 2: m hm in this but his house of Night of
Speaker 2: the Seven King. So he and his brother brothers, I
Speaker 2: should say, like a lore right and yeah, and Arian,
Speaker 2: I believe I could be wrong. I believe they are
Speaker 2: of the same generation. Do you remember the old blind
Speaker 2: Meister in the Night's Watch in Game of Thrones?
Speaker 1: Vaguely?
Speaker 2: Well, I believe they are of his generation. So that
Speaker 2: guy lived like forever, but he would have been the
Speaker 2: same generation of Egg. Yeah, I know, I'm trying to
Speaker 2: figure it out.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. That's okay, you guys like it. It
Speaker 1: is really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's impeat to TV too, you know, I mean,
Speaker 2: you're you're you're not glad you live. You know, you
Speaker 2: don't wish you lived in that time, But I do
Speaker 2: wish that they would keep making the shows over and
Speaker 2: over and over again, just so I could watch them
Speaker 2: from my own joy.
Speaker 5: Well, this one is apparently, you know, fast tracked because
Speaker 5: they don't have a lot of CGI, they don't have
Speaker 5: a lot of dragons. It's on track for twenty seven,
Speaker 5: so it's supposed to be next year, that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's not going to be one of those
Speaker 1: we have to wait three years for season two, which
Speaker 1: makes sense. It's only six episodes.
Speaker 5: Season two is supposed to be the same thing, six episodes,
Speaker 5: thirty to forty minutes, not a lot of CGI. Let's
Speaker 5: go that's good, pay wrap it up, keep going, yeah, yep,
Speaker 5: this is this is a repeat take. But anybody that's
Speaker 5: really been into TV in the last twenty five years, right,
Speaker 5: let's start with the Sopranos, because the Sopranos was truly
Speaker 5: the start of quote, you know, the golden age of TV.
Speaker 1: Right, you are correct.
Speaker 5: But if you go back to the Sopranos and basically said,
Speaker 5: all right, now, TV's not messing around, We're taking this
Speaker 5: seriously from here on out, Episode five of this season
Speaker 5: of Night of the Seven Kingdoms is essentially cinematically as
Speaker 5: good as almost any movie.
Speaker 1: You've seen in the last couple of decades.
Speaker 5: Anyway, the way it shot acted, it looked like a
Speaker 5: Oscar Award winning film for what forty minutes? It was
Speaker 5: that good, right, Like if that movie, if that forty
Speaker 5: minutes had been drawn out for two hours and it
Speaker 5: was a part of a movie, that movie's in the
Speaker 5: conversation for the Oscar like it's that good. Yeah, but
Speaker 5: it's on TV just on a random Sunday night. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I guess I'll watch an Oscar worthy forty minutes no
Speaker 5: big deal. Yeah, wow, but that's what TV is now.
Speaker 5: This is so cool, man, It's better than books. You
Speaker 5: don't have to read.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Egg, Egg, if you go back way back,
Speaker 2: you know, he is basically of the line of Damon
Speaker 2: and Ranera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the great great grand kid or something.
Speaker 2: Right, So they got it on, and that would be
Speaker 2: their kids, that'd be their grandkids, that'd be their great grandkids,
Speaker 2: great great grandkids. He would be the great great great
Speaker 2: great grand kid of those two getting it on, even
Speaker 2: though I believe they were either cousins or brothers and sisters.
Speaker 1: Or from Indiana.
Speaker 2: How care you?
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Speaker 1: Here we go. Look how quickly we forget?
Speaker 2: Do you guys remember this?
Speaker 1: Do you guys remember the twenty twenty six Winter Olympics
Speaker 1: like it was yesterday?
Speaker 5: They just ended on Sunday Group Trivia, I want one
Speaker 5: answer between the three of you, so you guys have
Speaker 5: to come to a consensus and we'll see how you
Speaker 5: guys do. How many gold medals did the US win?
Speaker 5: One answer? Talk it out?
Speaker 2: What didn't they win? Like twenty seven total? I thought
Speaker 2: it was like, do I do I remember twelve or
Speaker 2: thirteen or something like that.
Speaker 7: I remember eleven being the number one point, but that
Speaker 7: might have been before the hockey, right, so thirteen would
Speaker 7: make it?
Speaker 2: Might be right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm thirteen, Yeah, thirteen, thirteen.
Speaker 5: This is an all time record for the US at
Speaker 5: the Winter Olympics, Zacho. They did have eleven before the
Speaker 5: men's hockey, so they finished with an all time record
Speaker 5: of twelve gold medals.
Speaker 1: That is a US record. That's obviously not the record record.
Speaker 1: That is a US record, Bono was twelve gold medals.
Speaker 5: How many overall medals did the US secure in twenty
Speaker 5: twenty six?
Speaker 1: I thought it was twenty seven at the end of
Speaker 1: it or before. I don't know. That's a good question.
Speaker 2: Let's go with twenty seven. It's a good number.
Speaker 1: Twenty seven, is he right? Nope, thirty three. They finished
Speaker 1: with thirty three.
Speaker 5: What place did the US finish in the twenty twenty
Speaker 5: six medal count?
Speaker 1: I think it's second, I go third, second, I believe.
Speaker 1: So the final consensus answer is what what are you
Speaker 1: guys gonna go with?
Speaker 2: Let's go second?
Speaker 1: US? It was Norway, US Italy. I think you are correct.
Speaker 1: Nailed it Norway, US Italy. Norway had forty one medals,
Speaker 1: thirty three for the US, thirty for Italy, and golds
Speaker 1: went eighteen in Norway, twelve to the US, ten to
Speaker 1: Italy for Golds. There were ninety two countries that participated
Speaker 1: in the twenty twenty six Winter Olympics. How many of
Speaker 1: them got at least one medal? Even a brons just
Speaker 1: out of the ninety two? How many medaled?
Speaker 2: Meddling kids?
Speaker 1: Ninety two countries? How many get at least to the
Speaker 1: podium one time? Really good question? Twenty five? Is that
Speaker 1: too many?
Speaker 2: That'd be too little, wouldn't it?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 2: That many at least one medal?
Speaker 5: I don't know. Thirty five, Yeah, I mean yeah, thirty five,
Speaker 5: thirty five, thirty five.
Speaker 1: Well, you guys are not that far off.
Speaker 5: Twenty nine countries secured at least one medal.
Speaker 2: Yeah wow, Well, good jobs.
Speaker 5: By the way, the thirty three medals for the US
Speaker 5: one shy of the record, which was set in two
Speaker 5: thousand and two.
Speaker 1: What city, Salt Lakes?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Oh geez, I was quick, Salt Lake City. All right,
Speaker 5: now try this one. This is the hard one. This
Speaker 5: is the one that is going to test your memory.
Speaker 5: We mentioned twelve gold medals for the US. Name the
Speaker 5: twelve gold medals. Let's see how many you can get.
Speaker 1: I'll name this one John Hockey.
Speaker 5: All right, Well, well, men's and women's. There's two ten.
Speaker 5: Didn't the Diggings lady win?
Speaker 1: Nope?
Speaker 7: No, the the what's her name? Schiffrinchf Yes, that's three?
Speaker 1: We had? Uh, we have any We had the figure skater,
Speaker 1: I thought.
Speaker 2: Uh, the speed skater, yeah, the speed skates.
Speaker 5: Jordan Stultz had two of them, the one thousand meter
Speaker 5: speed skate and the five hundred meter speed skates.
Speaker 1: So Stults had two. None of the curling one, right, well,
Speaker 1: silver Zach. I was looking for names, but I'll give
Speaker 1: you that. Women's figure skating Alyssa lou got one as well.
Speaker 1: So you guys have one, two, three, four or five?
Speaker 1: Do you have six? Damn?
Speaker 5: How quickly we forget or some of these? Maybe you
Speaker 5: just didn't care or hear about. That's possible too, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I mean, we must have a snowboarder, right, have we not?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I agree with them. I think we did.
Speaker 1: I don't know we did not? Ah, definitely non know
Speaker 1: that one skier? Oh, Lindsay Vaughan. Nope, how quickly we forget?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: All right, some of these were gonna be tough. We
Speaker 5: had a golden mixed team for ski aerials. Can't blame
Speaker 5: me for missing that one. We had Alex Ferira for ski.
Speaker 1: Halfpipe one gold. Shout out to alex Alana Meyers.
Speaker 5: Taylor won for the Bob's led, the Mono Bob women's Monobob.
Speaker 1: But she was great. She was great.
Speaker 5: Elizabeth Lemley and moguls saw she would love to do
Speaker 5: the moguls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would. Breezy Johnson, the one that were uh
Speaker 1: got hurt. Brezzy Johnson in the US won the downhill
Speaker 1: skiing gold and the US also won with Team figure skating,
Speaker 1: right with quad God and oh yeah, chalk and Baits
Speaker 1: and all those people. So Team figure Skating was the
Speaker 1: other one. Twelve all right, last handful of Olympic trivia questions.
Speaker 1: Summer Olympics is two years from now what city? The
Speaker 1: twenty thirty Winter Olympics. What city France?
Speaker 5: French? Helps that counts? Twenty thirty two Summer Olympics. What city.
Speaker 1: Dallas? Man, that's a great question. I have idea, No.
Speaker 2: Amsterdam.
Speaker 1: How about I give you the initials and see if
Speaker 1: you can get it. Okay, b A.
Speaker 7: Christine Mail, Brisbane, Australia, Like, it's not going to go
Speaker 7: back to Sydney.
Speaker 1: Very well done, Brisbane, Australia. So that means the events
Speaker 1: will beyond here at like two am.
Speaker 2: How many ark attacks are they're going to be?
Speaker 1: Yeah, good point. Can you imagine the surfing in Australia.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like you're gonna meddle if you just live.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then twenty thirty four Zacho like back in
Speaker 5: Salt Lake City.
Speaker 2: Sweet, they're just kinda have a moment of silence for
Speaker 2: everybody who dies before they even start the events.
Speaker 1: Oh, spider bites.
Speaker 2: Some of you guys won't be here when we're done.
Speaker 1: I think that's where Boney's brother lives, Brisbane, Brisbane. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everything in Australia can kill you, including the people.
Speaker 5: Yeah they seem yeah, they do seem dude, They've got
Speaker 5: was the fresh the salt water.
Speaker 7: Saltwater crocodiles. Jeez, those things are just gigantic huge. They're dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: They're dinosaurs, and they have spiders that can kill you,
Speaker 1: snakes that can kill you.
Speaker 7: I was watching a video like so they they were endangered,
Speaker 7: which I thought was a good thing. The Government of
Speaker 7: Australia did not like that, so they made they took
Speaker 7: steps to make it so they weren't in dangered anymore.
Speaker 1: Mission accomplished.
Speaker 7: But now nobody can swim in any water in like
Speaker 7: northern Australia now because go get your leg eating off.
Speaker 1: Yes you can go get your leg eating off. Crystal
Speaker 1: could do it. So like if you're in the.
Speaker 5: United States outside of Florida, which is basically Jurassic Park,
Speaker 5: if you're in every other state in the the Union,
Speaker 5: you could be like, all right, look, there's there's bears
Speaker 5: in those woods. I'm just going to stay out of
Speaker 5: the woods.
Speaker 1: Or if you're in California, all right, there's great white
Speaker 1: sharks in the water. I'm just gonna stay out of
Speaker 1: the water. In Australia, if you go in the water
Speaker 1: there's crocodiles, there's great white sharks, You're like, I.
Speaker 5: Gotta go back on land. Then there's poisonous snakes. There's
Speaker 5: crocodiles that can also follow you on land. There's spiders
Speaker 5: that can kill. There's no safe spots.
Speaker 7: The words there at the gym every they yeah, yep, yeah, scary,
Speaker 7: but I follow, I follow, lying Gil Martin on Instagram,
Speaker 7: the poker gah that we met once, calm down and yeah,
Speaker 7: every time she travels back to her home country, it
Speaker 7: looks lovely.
Speaker 1: Everybody looks like they're having the time of their lives.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you're dodging deadly animals on a daily basis.
Speaker 7: We're all living like there's non tomorrow because there probably
Speaker 7: won't be for them.
Speaker 1: Well said, But what really matters is this.
Speaker 2: You got that right, It was understated in what year?
Speaker 2: Do you guys believe? The first ever telecast of a
Speaker 2: National Hockey League game happened.
Speaker 1: At national telecast of a National Hockey League.
Speaker 2: River New York's W two XBS, the National Broadcasting Company's
Speaker 2: experimental station used to test TV technology.
Speaker 1: HM fifty five. Yeah.
Speaker 5: We we just recently, semi recently celebrated one hundred year
Speaker 5: anniversary of the NHL.
Speaker 1: Correct, So let's go, how long did it take to
Speaker 1: actually hit the airwaves, though, well, I think it was
Speaker 1: more of a technology, That's what I'm saying. So let's go, man,
Speaker 1: did they throw that on in the early fifties, I'll
Speaker 1: say fifty one. I'm going to say fifty nine.
Speaker 2: On this date, February twenty fifth, in the year nineteen forty.
Speaker 1: Wow, am I know?
Speaker 2: The first telecast and it was the Rangers versus the Canadians.
Speaker 2: The NHL TV broadcast came a year after the first
Speaker 2: televised Major League Baseball game, college football game, and pro
Speaker 2: football game. The first World Series game was televised in
Speaker 2: nineteen forty seven.
Speaker 1: Imagine going back to that first NHL game and somebody
Speaker 1: sit at home and their mind is blown because they're
Speaker 1: watching the Rangers play, and they're like sitting in Nebraska
Speaker 1: and they're like, I can't believe I get to watch this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're like, just wait until Game of Thrones, buddy,
Speaker 1: just wait, hold on for more day.
Speaker 2: There's a real chance that people sitting in Omaha were
Speaker 2: seeing a sport they'd never heard of. Yes, you are correct,
Speaker 2: didn't know existed. Yep, what are they doing? Could I
Speaker 2: get some of that to ask for my drink whether southern.
Speaker 1: I guess ice. That's just the way they say ice. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know you said ask.
Speaker 2: For my dream be offensive to the Omahans.
Speaker 1: I'm not. They're sitting there in Omaha nineteen forty one.
Speaker 1: We just have to wait fifty more years until three
Speaker 1: eleven shows up.
Speaker 2: I wish I had my cell phone so I could
Speaker 2: take pictures of macouchie.
Speaker 7: Oh God, Paul, let the man finish the scene. I
Speaker 7: don't I don't think you mispronounced that one.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think you did.
Speaker 5: Kuci is the name of the cou Oh oh, sorry, ma'am, sir.
Speaker 2: A cooucie. In your future times.
Speaker 5: It's a it's a cow, Paul in this scene? Where
Speaker 5: are you from? And when are you from?
Speaker 1: Me? Yeah? Because apparently you're confused about their culture. Are
Speaker 1: you not from Nebraska? No? When are you from the
Speaker 1: same year or in the future?
Speaker 5: No, from the future two thousand and fifty eight?
Speaker 1: Oh so hand you're from the future future even now?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Fam, So what happens in the next would you say?
Speaker 5: Fifty eight? What happens in the next thirty two years?
Speaker 5: We finally get a new computer here?
Speaker 1: Okay, now I know you're lying, you're not in the future.
Speaker 2: It's new to us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, it's gonna have Oregon Trail.
Speaker 5: Or importantly, Papa becomes officially Papa Popa.
Speaker 2: And what year do they stop teaching how to speak English?
Speaker 1: Hockey scrapas slowed down.
Speaker 5: So in twenty fifty eight, we have figured out how
Speaker 5: to time travel, and you traveled back to nineteen forty
Speaker 5: Nebraska to watch hockey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and chat with whoever this is Why are you there?
Speaker 1: Why'd you pick that year? Well, because they had a
Speaker 1: cow named Kouchie. I wanted to see. How would you
Speaker 1: have known that before you traveled back there? Because that cow.
Speaker 5: There's many cows in twenty fifty eight from long line
Speaker 5: of Cucci.
Speaker 2: Cowsians, Tanians. You call them many cows.
Speaker 1: Oh, many cows. I don't speak well. Obviously it's a
Speaker 1: sign of the future. I need to.
Speaker 2: Prevent this stuff from happening.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, please all right, So, ma'am, if you could
Speaker 5: just travel to Minnetaga in like nineteen eighty two and
Speaker 5: stop it from happening, that would be great.
Speaker 2: All right, it's gonna in the demon seed.
Speaker 1: Wow, Wow, he's into it.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you guys. We called ku laid before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see name they changed, so it originally was demon seed.
Speaker 1: What does that mean, Sauce. Rule Number one of improv
Speaker 1: is yes. And you can't say that demon seed wasn't
Speaker 1: kool aid. You just have to say, of course it was.
Speaker 1: Let me have a glass, yes, and could you have
Speaker 1: me what flavors? What flavored demon seed would you like to.
Speaker 2: We used salt instead of sweetener?
Speaker 1: Oh man? Yes? And no, you can't say actual, you
Speaker 1: don't say yes, and you have to just embrace the
Speaker 1: concept of yes. And that sounds great. Hey, Sauce, why
Speaker 1: don't you see if she's available? How do we know
Speaker 1: what's a sheet? You're there? And also when you can
Speaker 1: look at her, is it so unknowable from four feet away?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh man? Really like Marla hooch? Oh boy, we invented?
Speaker 7: Can you go back in time and get Hawk's money
Speaker 7: back from classes?
Speaker 5: You know how they you know how they figure out
Speaker 5: the gender of an alligator?
Speaker 1: Correct? Isn't it on the inside that counts? Thank you
Speaker 1: Take one for the team.
Speaker 5: Just wash your hands when you're done talking so quietly
Speaker 5: or coucie popa.
Speaker 1: This show devolved quickly more of what really matters after
Speaker 1: this power tip monting you on the fan.
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Speaker 2: ja The Wolves won they were excited about it.
Speaker 8: Comes to big court grant. We'll run into a three
Speaker 8: and he hits it at the buzzers, so the final
Speaker 8: score will be one twenty four to one twenty one.
Speaker 8: Timberwolves pick up the win to begin in the road trip.
Speaker 8: They've beating the Blazers for the third straight time this season.
Speaker 8: They have now won nine of the last eleven meetings
Speaker 8: against Portland. Now they put some pressure on the La Lakers.
Speaker 8: They have a chance to move into the five spot
Speaker 8: the Western Conference standings with a Laker lost tonight to Orlando.
Speaker 8: Four one is the final.
Speaker 2: All right, thanks dude, that's our buddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Alan Horden's this is great, great dude, all right,
Speaker 1: let's do more of what really matters, We'll learn more
Speaker 1: about other stuff that has nothing to do with professional
Speaker 1: amateur athletics and will go on with their day. You
Speaker 1: get that, right, boot be So the men's hockey game
Speaker 1: Sunday morning right here? Well, no, it was not was
Speaker 1: it was it on the fan? It was not on
Speaker 1: the fan? Right, No, the Wolves Wolves were on the
Speaker 1: fan Sunday afternoon tip off seven A. Yeah, exactly up
Speaker 1: against the Olympic goal. On TV, though, men's hockey averaged
Speaker 1: twenty point seven million, peaking at twenty six million, making
Speaker 1: it the most watched sporting event in US history to
Speaker 1: start before eight am. Well, it's a very.
Speaker 5: Specific best of, but technically most watched US sporting event
Speaker 5: ever that starts before eight in the morning. Now, this
Speaker 5: is probably a question Zacho knows the answer to. Is
Speaker 5: that just TV viewers? Does that also count people who
Speaker 5: watch it on peacock?
Speaker 1: Okay? It peaked at twenty six on peacocks. Okay, okay, yeah, sweet.
Speaker 5: Twenty six million felt a crazy didn't it feel like
Speaker 5: more than that? It feels if you were up and
Speaker 5: watching it and paying attention on social media.
Speaker 1: It felt like the It felt like the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: It felt like the entire country was watching it like
Speaker 1: Tiger Man. Yeah right, it's like Tiger King, sure because
Speaker 1: every because everybody that was watching it was so into it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that it felt bigger than it actually was. Just twenty
Speaker 1: six millions a lot of people. Yeah, that is a
Speaker 1: super Bowl is what one hundred and one hundred and ten,
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty. But man, it felt like a
Speaker 1: Super Bowl audience in the moment. But nowhere near and.
Speaker 7: Eight am Eastern is five am Pacific, and that's an
Speaker 7: even that's a tougher ask.
Speaker 1: And that's a good point. So had that game been
Speaker 1: any later, I wouldn't die.
Speaker 7: I would have gone over a thirty plus, which is
Speaker 7: massive obviously for hockey.
Speaker 1: So that's sweet. Well, what really matters is this.
Speaker 2: I just sent you guys a picture of a book
Speaker 2: I saw at the bookstore at the Pittsburgh Airport by
Speaker 2: the way, the new book from a author by the
Speaker 2: name of Sophie Hannah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah something that.
Speaker 2: The book is called no one would do what the
Speaker 2: Lamberts have done.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a real book.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think it's no one would the Lambert
Speaker 2: Story of raising Paul Lambert. No one would do it
Speaker 2: these days I wonder if it's good. Belie.
Speaker 1: Did you buy it?
Speaker 2: No, I thought about it. You should, I know, I
Speaker 2: owned too many books I haven't read yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you care?
Speaker 2: Are you right? I don't care?
Speaker 1: But what really matters is this.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right, I'm doing that stuff. It was
Speaker 2: on this date in what year you guys already saw
Speaker 2: in never mind, they were over here looking over my
Speaker 2: shoulder in nineteen eighty seven. On this date, February twenty fifth,
Speaker 2: the NCAA suspended the Southern Methodist University football program. They
Speaker 2: gave it the death penalty. Still, the sanctions are the
Speaker 2: most severe ever levied by the nc DOUBLE against the
Speaker 2: major college football program. The NCAA also significantly reduced a
Speaker 2: number of football scholarships SMU could offer the next two seasons,
Speaker 2: and banded from playing home games for the nineteen eighty
Speaker 2: eight season. You heard what I said, banded from playing
Speaker 2: home games for the nineteen eight eight eighty eighties.
Speaker 5: They were tating, Yeah, they should have done it to
Speaker 5: Penn State. Absolutely they didn't because it's their they're cowards
Speaker 5: and there's too much money. But they definitely should have
Speaker 5: done it to PENNSA Stard's epathetically. I think the sanctions
Speaker 5: they gave to Penn State about two years later, they
Speaker 5: just lifted them.
Speaker 1: I think that's what happened. Yeah, no big deal, No
Speaker 1: big deal.
Speaker 5: Yeah, former Vikings general manager at Quasiodo Fa Mensa back
Speaker 5: in the NFL, rejoining the forty nine Ers front office
Speaker 5: as a personnel executive. Now here's the part that people
Speaker 5: were cracking jokes about last night.
Speaker 1: Maybe you saw this.
Speaker 5: He won't get his official title until after the draft.
Speaker 1: True story. Yeah, think about that.
Speaker 5: I think the Niners are very smart to wait to
Speaker 5: give him a title until after the draft, yep, because
Speaker 5: they might regret it if it's before he's forty four
Speaker 5: years older. He was with the Niners from twenty thirteen
Speaker 5: through twenty nineteen, and spent spent a couple of seasons
Speaker 5: with the Browns through twenty one, and then it was
Speaker 5: the Vikings GM just a month or so.
Speaker 1: Ago whatever it was. So anyway, back in the NFL
Speaker 1: and back with the Niners.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yep. We'll have some audio and Pete bursag
Speaker 2: a little bit later from Indianapolis where they're doing workouts.
Speaker 2: Your physicals, what do you.
Speaker 1: Call measuring men?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: Well, what really matters is this it's raining men, hallelujah.
Speaker 2: It was on the state of what year? Do you
Speaker 2: believe the young Muhammad Ali knocked out sunny liston the
Speaker 2: first first world title.
Speaker 5: Seventy one, Oh man, I have sixty eight sixty nine.
Speaker 2: Joe Lewis called it the biggest upset in the history.
Speaker 2: On this date, Februar twenty fifth. In nineteen sixty four,
Speaker 2: twenty two year old cash Is Clay knocked out sunny
Speaker 2: liston to become the heavyweight world champion. Pretty cool, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: fleet footed, loquacious, youngster.
Speaker 5: Think about this for a second when you say sixty four, yeah,
Speaker 5: think about this.
Speaker 1: This is true. Rosan's wearing the same clothes.
Speaker 5: Now as he was when Cashu's Clay knocked out Sonny.
Speaker 1: Listen, do you think he was mad? That's according to him.
Speaker 5: There were too many I can't say the word preliminary, preliminary.
Speaker 5: Fans say it again, preliminary fights, spell it pr no
Speaker 5: idea pr pr.
Speaker 1: No p.
Speaker 5: Erliminary, preliminary, prelimined, pr E liminary, seliminary l I M
Speaker 5: A R.
Speaker 1: Going to the moary perliminary. I don't know, man, pre
Speaker 1: per limitary.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, if you think about the meaning of
Speaker 2: the word, it means before, so pre thank you.
Speaker 1: Good start, liminary, preliminary, there you go.
Speaker 5: Do you think he was meant that there were too
Speaker 5: many preliminary fights?
Speaker 1: He sounded so much.
Speaker 2: Like a teacher. Every moment's a teaching opportunity.
Speaker 5: I mean he's always kind of you know. Yeah, he
Speaker 5: got real close one time the same what he actually meant.
Speaker 1: You're still.
Speaker 3: Do it.
Speaker 2: But I still feel.
Speaker 1: Bad about literally almost grabbed his bag and left it.
Speaker 2: If I told him, I would have just stood up
Speaker 2: put my coat on. You guys have walked out out of.
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Speaker 5: As he turned his parents were piling into ale and
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Speaker 2: That time it would have.
Speaker 5: Been Yeah, that time, the judge would have been like,
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna send you guys a picture, but you got
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Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I don't even understand what the context is going to
Speaker 1: be here. No, I can't even imagine what what I
Speaker 1: just said.
Speaker 2: It's the picture that accompanies the very first line of
Speaker 2: the book.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, No, I don't google that on your phone.
Speaker 1: And I got to make sure there's no camera over
Speaker 1: my shoulder. You're not on it.
Speaker 2: Okay, you guys should have it now.
Speaker 1: It won't open up, Yeah, it won't come o God, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to work on my phone. Yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 5: I got it, Yes, for sure. O, my god, that's
Speaker 5: exactly how he was standing.
Speaker 1: I guess. Oh yeah, I mean yeah, the whole town.
Speaker 2: Oh your liver, first of all, that's plus, my god.
Speaker 2: Let's get my coat?
Speaker 1: Oh my return, where's your coat? Yeah? But why are
Speaker 1: you there.
Speaker 5: The floor?
Speaker 1: The Wolves did beat the Blazers one. They won, they've
Speaker 1: won four out of five. What really matters is this, We.
Speaker 2: Get that, right, buddy? Mm hmm, okay, I'm sorry. The
Speaker 2: butt plug was past I mean well, hold on, start over.
Speaker 2: The butt plug was patented in eighteen ninety two by
Speaker 2: doctor Frank Young teen ninety two. That's right. Patented this
Speaker 2: is true by doctor Frank Young as a rect old
Speaker 2: dilator and was intended to treat constipation and insanity.
Speaker 5: Almost everything back then that's completely aft up was like,
Speaker 5: this person's nuts, let's shove something in them.
Speaker 2: Yes, this person's nuts, and this person's buttle.
Speaker 5: Way, this person seems to be crazy. Let's take the
Speaker 5: front part of their brain out. Maybe that'll help.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this person won't quite, so.
Speaker 1: Let's give them corn cork. You were going to say
Speaker 1: corn flakes. That's true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, do people actually just buy corn flakes?
Speaker 2: They must do them, They wouldn't just make them and
Speaker 2: leave them sit there.
Speaker 1: Does anybody buy cereal anymore? Cheerios protein all the time,
Speaker 1: but like love cereal? Yeah, same cheerious yesterday, it's back
Speaker 1: in the rotation. Yeah, outstanding, it's the goat. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love eating cereal, but I'm wooten tooting, man.
Speaker 1: You're wooten. Yeah, I just I like it with Kemp's milk, Sam, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Kemp's milk. Oh.
Speaker 2: You see these old rectal dilators.
Speaker 1: My god, I go to google that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they should have watched them before they put them
Speaker 2: in the museum.
Speaker 7: Oh now they're called anal dilators. Oh oh wait, now
Speaker 7: that's just from the website Intimate Rose.
Speaker 2: Some say, love.
Speaker 1: What what does that pro?
Speaker 2: The Rose?
Speaker 1: Is that a movie? Family?
Speaker 3: Guy?
Speaker 7: They're singing in the song there in the car and
Speaker 7: the whole family sings that song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's from the movie The Rose by Bette Midler.
Speaker 7: Some say, pull your hands out, Bette Midler one billion person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, man, I'd go to this museum.
Speaker 1: Every tell you.
Speaker 5: I played softball with Bett Midler and then I actually
Speaker 5: like rounded third and just she was playing catcher and
Speaker 5: I just ran right into her. I like trucked her
Speaker 5: and knocked her out of a play called.
Speaker 1: What's the name of that play? He's not coming into
Speaker 1: on a journey from Milan to Minsk. He's not coming
Speaker 1: in today.
Speaker 5: Oh it was called Rochelle, Rochelle the musical Who's not
Speaker 5: coming in Rosie?
Speaker 1: Oh? Then never mind, that's just from Seinfeld. The news
Speaker 1: is next.
Speaker 2: Can I read you this real quick? Is this about
Speaker 2: butt plug? Yeah? Listen. In eighteen ninety three medical news
Speaker 2: editorial noted that doctor Young himself, writing in another journal
Speaker 2: of which he was the editor, praised no dilation as
Speaker 2: a cure for insanity, claiming that at least three fourths
Speaker 2: of all the howling maniacs in the world. That's how it's.
Speaker 7: Written for the howleen. Yes, they're playing the first avenue.
Speaker 2: That's a great band name. Somebody give me a buttlug.
Speaker 2: We got a halling mediac just forgure that Bursa would
Speaker 2: be on a little bit.
Speaker 1: He would listen to them.
Speaker 2: We're curable in a few weeks time, with the application
Speaker 2: of what he called or official method methods. Whoa yeah,
Speaker 2: why then in the name of pitying kindness. Why dale
Speaker 2: do these men not apply the dilators each to himself
Speaker 2: or to each other? We very much fear all this
Speaker 2: imbecility may rest upon a semi pathological basis, and that
Speaker 2: craft Ebbing may have a new chapter to write concerning
Speaker 2: sidamic perversion in his work upon sexual psychopathy.
Speaker 1: Hmmm, hey, think so that sounds insane?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Obviously, it's it's.
Speaker 5: How we can look back and go, all right, the
Speaker 5: science was terrible, but it was somebody taking a shot
Speaker 5: at it.
Speaker 1: The funniest part of that to me is the three
Speaker 1: out of four. Yeah, it's not just that I think
Speaker 1: this butt plug works.
Speaker 5: That means out of everybody they tested after a couple
Speaker 5: of weeks before we're in this anal dilator, rectal dilator,
Speaker 5: one of these Halley maniacs would be would be like,
Speaker 5: actually has been kind of fun the last couple of
Speaker 5: weeks having this thing, and you'd.
Speaker 1: Go, we got one put on the board, all right.
Speaker 1: The last four guys, three of them have said they're
Speaker 1: in a way better spot now. So this thing is
Speaker 1: a thirty or seventy five percent three out of four,
Speaker 1: we're killing it. Mark it down and somebody kept track,
Speaker 1: yeah and said three out of four. Unless they're just
Speaker 1: making it three out of four.
Speaker 7: You know what, Like the nine of the ten dentists
Speaker 7: recommend taste.
Speaker 1: You probably already said this.
Speaker 7: Did you read the like the brand name for these
Speaker 7: things go on doctor Young's Ideal rectal dilators.
Speaker 1: Oh, they got ideal. They came and.
Speaker 7: Sets a four quote unquote torpedo like, yeah, you husled
Speaker 7: to see him hard rubber.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Instruments varying in diameter from a half inch to an inch.
Speaker 7: Oh my, that's a four, and in length from three
Speaker 7: to four inches.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: You turned me into a howling maniac. Shove an inch
Speaker 2: and a half. Yeah, we just got a text.
Speaker 1: Let's let's play a game. Who texted this? Don't worry, Flank,
Speaker 1: I'm a howling maniac.
Speaker 2: That's a great experience.
Speaker 5: He'll be here tomorrow, Yes you will. The news is
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