WEBVTT - I Slept Through Mass

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it is Mojo in the morning. The phone

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<v Speaker 1>number eight four to four Mojoe Live eight four four

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<v Speaker 1>sixty six five six five four eight. Text is nine

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<v Speaker 1>five five zero zero. If by chance you hear anything

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<v Speaker 1>on the show today that says to you, hey, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I should call in and tell a story

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<v Speaker 1>or I've got something that relates to it, text nine

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<v Speaker 1>five five zero zero with just the words call me,

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<v Speaker 1>and Lydia will and she will get you on the

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<v Speaker 1>show and then it will be really easy for us

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<v Speaker 1>to be able to have your voice heard. And please

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<v Speaker 1>tell us if you're a first time long time. So

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<v Speaker 1>I was mentioning how last week we were off and

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<v Speaker 1>last week Bianca, Lydia and Anna all with myself. We're

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<v Speaker 1>down in Florida visiting my son, Joe and Jed and Ashley,

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<v Speaker 1>the guys from The Joe Show. And last week also

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<v Speaker 1>was for those that are Catholic, it was the start

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<v Speaker 1>of Lent. It was ash Wednesday, which, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>we missed Fat Tuesday. They don't celebrate Fat Tuesday. Yes

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<v Speaker 1>they do with no with Poosky's in Florida. Kay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't do. They don't do. Actually, you know what's

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<v Speaker 1>funny is when I grew up in Chicago, that was

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<v Speaker 1>a big I think it's a big Polish thing or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they celebrate with like tans or no?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what, I don't know what they do.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that they it's too fattening for them to

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<v Speaker 1>have Poonski's. Did you guys have a pooski last week?

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<v Speaker 2>I did it. They were all along, shut out, de girls.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't like pooch, I don't like filled donuts?

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<v Speaker 2>What I know? Wow, Mojo, there was zero Pooski's in

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<v Speaker 2>the studio because yeah, well, I mean what about the

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<v Speaker 2>other morning shows there was zero.

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<v Speaker 3>Has probably had boxes of them in the studio.

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<v Speaker 2>Zero in this building really, first time in like five years. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>Tomorrow we're going to redo, we'll relive, We'll we'll have

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<v Speaker 1>a double fat Tuesday tomorrow and a good point. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>let's uh, let's see if we can get the ham

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<v Speaker 1>Trammick bakers to bring them by to us. So, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>last week was also ash Wednesday, and you know, because

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<v Speaker 1>we got the super Catholics on the show and byonca.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, these guys they practically are, you know, part

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<v Speaker 1>of the Vatican for God's sakes. They they love Catholicism

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<v Speaker 1>and they love their Catholic faith, which is wonderful. I

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<v Speaker 1>went to twelve years of Catholic school, and I can

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<v Speaker 1>tell you this, I don't think I've been to church

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<v Speaker 1>as much as these guys have been in my years

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<v Speaker 1>on this planet. Well, Lydia and Bianca made me feel

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<v Speaker 1>like a little bit, I guess, like a heathen because they,

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<v Speaker 1>on a vacation, were even gonna go and get ashes

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<v Speaker 1>on ash wed Like, honestly, I was going to just

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<v Speaker 1>go to the beach and get sand. That's what I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna do something. And I actually, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna do. I was gonna not eat meat,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a big deal for me. Look at me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a fat man. So I decided that I would

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<v Speaker 1>go with them. They said that they were going to

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<v Speaker 1>go to ash Wednesday service, which Anna, you were going to, right?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you end up going?

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<v Speaker 4>I did not?

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<v Speaker 1>You did not, Okay, which, by the way, you are Catholic,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't you.

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<v Speaker 4>I was raised Catholic.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, you don't have to be not only Catholic. The

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<v Speaker 5>people celebrate Lent.

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<v Speaker 3>Though, Yeah, but we oh really, I was going to

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<v Speaker 3>say Wes went and got his ashes at an Episcopal church.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so maybe that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe in church it's it's Christian churches like what Lutheran, Episcopal, Catholic.

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<v Speaker 2>I think even the Presbyterians do it, do they? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>And the Pescatarians. But Pescatarians are always observing.

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<v Speaker 6>No me.

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<v Speaker 1>So the girl said, hey, we're going to go get ashes.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you we look up exactly like where to go?

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<v Speaker 1>So I actually did for them. I looked up, and

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<v Speaker 1>I looked up that there was a church that was

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<v Speaker 1>not that far from the hotel that they were staying at,

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<v Speaker 1>and it had a four o'clock service and as seven

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock service. So I had golfed that day and I

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<v Speaker 1>came off golf course exhausted, and I text them and said, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll meet you guys at the at the four o'clock service.

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<v Speaker 1>Am I echoing back at myself, No, you're okay, because

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<v Speaker 1>I can hear myself to myself. But that's okay. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that's God speaking to me. Maybe that's the Lord going Thomas,

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<v Speaker 1>you are a heathen. So I laid down for a second,

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<v Speaker 1>only to wake up at five minutes to four o'clock. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the service was at four o'clock and I wake up

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<v Speaker 1>to a text message, and the text message says, Mojo

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<v Speaker 1>are you here at church? Which, by the way, I

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<v Speaker 1>love the way Bianca does her texting because it's.

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<v Speaker 2>M O j O R space you here at church?

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<v Speaker 1>And I answer back, Oh my god, I just woke up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry, and get me some ashes. Get me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have to go.

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<v Speaker 4>You'd be surprised. You see our videos.

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<v Speaker 3>Doesn't have to be a priest or, a pastor who

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<v Speaker 3>puts them on you or you your something.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I thought to Shannon.

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<v Speaker 2>They got it to go box of they did put

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<v Speaker 2>in They put it in a baggie. Why did you

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<v Speaker 2>like a what is it?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>It was literally said you can't attend.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw the video and I didn't think those were

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<v Speaker 3>real as I thought it was like.

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<v Speaker 4>Not even just that. It was Jed putting them on

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<v Speaker 4>for head saying simba okay.

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<v Speaker 2>No, hold on, where's wait? Wait wait, where is the audio?

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<v Speaker 2>That is it in? Uh senter to you and okay,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on a second. This is just cutting you and Shannon,

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<v Speaker 2>So me.

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<v Speaker 1>And Shannon, let me see here now, Yes, I got

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<v Speaker 1>this oh yeah, here it is here.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, here, here it is right here. Hold hold on, ready,

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<v Speaker 2>held on. He don't cass He's so real, right, Jed?

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<v Speaker 4>He does swear this is my video.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold o. Yeah, I'll stop it right there.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so Jad was doing it and Jed, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, is a proud Catholic. He went to Notre

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<v Speaker 1>Dame Prep High School. But before that, what's the what's

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<v Speaker 1>the parish that he was he belonged to in Clarkston,

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<v Speaker 1>I forget what it was. They're very very Everest. He

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<v Speaker 1>went to Everest Academy too, so that's a big one. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So so he did it. So he asked us, which

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<v Speaker 1>was that? But how did you guys ask?

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<v Speaker 6>I'd also like to preface that we're doing this outside

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<v Speaker 6>of a restaurant, and everyone in the restaurant was staring

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<v Speaker 6>at us doing this and judging us.

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<v Speaker 1>Believe what did the priest or the person at the

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<v Speaker 1>ash Wednesday service at Saint Germain's say nothing?

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<v Speaker 4>He's like, you want ashes?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like yeah, He's like, all right, here you go.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They must honestly, that must be a common thing, because

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<v Speaker 1>you might have a grandma or somebody that can't get

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<v Speaker 1>it out or something.

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<v Speaker 5>They should go there. If it's a nursing home, they

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<v Speaker 5>should go there. Ye can't throw it in a zip lock.

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<v Speaker 3>What are the ashes from the palms from them?

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<v Speaker 2>See that.

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<v Speaker 5>The body of Catholics them.

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<v Speaker 4>I went to Catholic school for twelve years.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you did. You went to what school?

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<v Speaker 7>Is that?

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<v Speaker 4>Our Lady of the Lakes and Waterford?

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<v Speaker 2>So I see that, Anna, you're you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that you're not practicing now, but you remember

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<v Speaker 1>things that I don't even remember. But yeah, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>palms from Palm Sunday.

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<v Speaker 4>God.

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<v Speaker 5>So okay, so real quick, definitely go get into your topic.

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<v Speaker 5>But that you get palms on Palm Sunday, right, because

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<v Speaker 5>that's how we used to do at our church. You

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<v Speaker 5>take them home with you, you have to bring them

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<v Speaker 5>back and then burn them or.

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<v Speaker 3>Like how do they do they burn the extras?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the extra palms.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that they do it all they matter of fact,

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<v Speaker 1>they probably do. They have Does the churches have like

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<v Speaker 1>because they know that they have. When I was a Catholic,

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<v Speaker 1>uh you know, uh Altar boy, we used to have

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<v Speaker 1>to set up for Mass and there was like boxes

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<v Speaker 1>we would empty from shipments from ups that would come

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<v Speaker 1>and they were boxes of like the host and everything

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<v Speaker 1>like that that would come pre blessed by the priest.

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<v Speaker 1>But I wonder if they have boxes of ashes that

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<v Speaker 1>come to the church, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know what I mean, anything on Amazon asses from that.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you gotta bless them, you know. Yeah, Jeff

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<v Speaker 1>Bezos should not be bringing my a But I want

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<v Speaker 1>to ask the question. I guess this was the topic

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<v Speaker 1>that I wanted to get into. But I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if anybody will call with this, or they'll just call

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<v Speaker 1>and explain to us the ashes and how the church

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<v Speaker 1>gets it. But what's the thing that you slept through

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<v Speaker 1>that you feel so horrible about or maybe you got

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<v Speaker 1>in trouble sleeping through Because I ain't gonna lie. I've

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<v Speaker 1>overslept or slept through a lot of things. The worst

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<v Speaker 1>is sleeping through church. And it's a big moment that

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<v Speaker 1>I know was meaning a lot to you know, Lydia

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<v Speaker 1>and Bianca especially.

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<v Speaker 5>Man I slept one time my friend Ashley. I was

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<v Speaker 5>trying to date this girl named Ashley. She lived in Michigan.

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<v Speaker 5>She moved to New York. Went to New York to

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<v Speaker 5>see her, had a fun time, great time. She was

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<v Speaker 5>coming back home and I was tasked because I volunteered.

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<v Speaker 5>That's the worst part too. I wasn't even asked. I

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<v Speaker 5>volunteered to pick her up from the airport. And she like, Kevin, do.

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<v Speaker 2>Not miss it. It's at eight poin forty. I'm like, dog,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna miss it. You kidding me. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be there.

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<v Speaker 5>I get off work, had a long day, went home,

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<v Speaker 5>laid on the couch, was like, ah, it's early.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like four o'clock. Like, there's no way I'll sleep.

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<v Speaker 5>I woke up. It was like nine to fifty. I

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<v Speaker 5>had like twenty misscalls talked to me for like a year.

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<v Speaker 5>At one time, slept through traffic court I had. I

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<v Speaker 5>had taken the day off because I had to go

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<v Speaker 5>to traffic court, which I hate traffic court. And this

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<v Speaker 5>was years ago, this might have been twenty some years ago,

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<v Speaker 5>and so I actually had to wake up and go

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<v Speaker 5>to traffic court at seven o'clock. Mind you, I wake

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<v Speaker 5>up at three point thirty every morning with no problem.

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<v Speaker 5>I ended up waking up at about five till seven.

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<v Speaker 5>Because nobody thought that I was supposed to even go

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<v Speaker 5>to work that day. They thought I was just taking

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<v Speaker 5>off and I ended up missing the traffic court. I

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<v Speaker 5>got in such huge trouble because I was not there.

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<v Speaker 5>I had to come up with some kind of lie,

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<v Speaker 5>but that you lie, I had listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost lied to Beyonca on Lydia and then I realized,

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<v Speaker 1>but I did I lied to I ended up saying

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<v Speaker 1>that I woke up with the stomach flu and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to get to the judge and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>any kind of an illness situation. But Darlene wants to

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<v Speaker 1>explain to us the ashes.

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<v Speaker 8>What's going on, Darlene, Ah, Yes, the ashes are from

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<v Speaker 8>the year before, and the poems that you hit the

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<v Speaker 8>year before from that you bring in and they end

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<v Speaker 8>up burning those and using those for the next ash Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>So you bring your ashes back and then bring your

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<v Speaker 1>palms back, yep.

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<v Speaker 9>And then they end up burning that and that's what

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<v Speaker 9>they use for the ash wends.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I grew up Catholic too, and I don't

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<v Speaker 3>ever remember bringing our palms back. My grandma would make

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<v Speaker 3>them into like little crosses and we keep them on

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<v Speaker 3>like a picture frame or something, and do it.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 9>She said, that's what my mom always used to say.

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<v Speaker 9>I don't know, maybe it's the extra ones from last year,

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<v Speaker 9>but you know, my mom always used to tell me

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<v Speaker 9>that there was the poems from previous year.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, parents be lying, We've been saying anything in

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<v Speaker 5>our kids, Darlene, what's the biggest what's the biggest thing

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<v Speaker 5>that you ever slept through?

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<v Speaker 2>You ever sleep through anything?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh?

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<v Speaker 9>Gosh, you know, I'm pretty punctual, and I don't and

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<v Speaker 9>like as soon as I hear something. I'm just one

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<v Speaker 9>of those people that I hear everything. So actually I

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<v Speaker 9>wish I would sometimes you.

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<v Speaker 1>Should never say that out loud because now you just

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<v Speaker 1>put it in the universe and you're gonna be late

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<v Speaker 1>for work tomorrow. It's awful when that doesn't happen to you.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Jess, how you.

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<v Speaker 2>Doing time on?

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<v Speaker 5>Joe?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, what's going on? Would you sleep through?

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<v Speaker 4>It?

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<v Speaker 11>Was my husband? Actually we were. I was in one

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<v Speaker 11>of my best friends from my school wedding in Florida

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<v Speaker 11>and I was a bridemaid, so I went in early.

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<v Speaker 11>My husband slept through the wedding and a million phone

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<v Speaker 11>calls from me because my bridemaids dressed the zipper had

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<v Speaker 11>ripped open on the back and I needed a replacement dress. Well,

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<v Speaker 11>he slipped through the wedding, so I had to kind

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<v Speaker 11>of wrap a shirt around my back and walk down

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<v Speaker 11>the aisle with my.

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<v Speaker 2>Gosh, what time was the wedding? I'm sorry, what time

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<v Speaker 2>was the wedding?

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<v Speaker 11>It was like he had gotten really drunk the night before.

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<v Speaker 11>It was like a four o'clock wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>A four o'clock There's a difference between sleeping through and

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<v Speaker 1>passing out, and I think he passed out.

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<v Speaker 11>It was just kind of an emergency.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's wild the wedding. The weddings are are big ones.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people will end up falling asleep or

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping through what they have to go. Could you imagine

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<v Speaker 1>if you were the bridesmaid falling asleep and not getting

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<v Speaker 1>to the wedding on time, your bride would be pissed. Kristin,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on? Kristin?

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<v Speaker 7>Hi? So this was probably my second time, but I

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<v Speaker 7>didn't get a first time long time. So I'm actually

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<v Speaker 7>I take care of my two year old grandson and

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<v Speaker 7>I was gonna start the dishes and turned on the

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<v Speaker 7>sink to fill the sink to wash the dishes. And

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<v Speaker 7>then he was crying. I put him up to bed

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<v Speaker 7>and it was like, ooh, be super quiet. So I

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<v Speaker 7>laid down in my bed, fell asleep forty five minutes, walked,

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<v Speaker 7>woke up to the sound of a waterfall. No, but

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<v Speaker 7>then I realized where I was and it was dripping

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<v Speaker 7>into my basement and we are staying at my aunt's

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<v Speaker 7>house and it is my aunt's house.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's that's the worst. Like I always

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<v Speaker 1>worry that if I ever wanted to take a bath, which,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, the picture of me in a bathtub

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<v Speaker 1>is probably not.

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<v Speaker 2>The best thing ever.

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<v Speaker 1>But I always think them I'm gonna die because I

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<v Speaker 1>get so relaxed in the bath I would fall asleep and.

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<v Speaker 2>Be like a Whitney Houston moment. I don't want that.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on? How you doing LORII? How are you?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm doing good? How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing all right? What's happening?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>Not much. I'm getting a liver transplant into two and

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<v Speaker 6>a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Weeks just for fun or what?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh? Yes, I've been on the list for five years

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<v Speaker 6>and I'm getting one.

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<v Speaker 7>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we know who the person is? Is it somebody

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<v Speaker 1>that might listen to the show.

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<v Speaker 6>They are staying anonymous.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, would you want to meet them? I would.

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<v Speaker 6>I wrote them a thank you note?

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<v Speaker 2>So they did they respond back to you on the

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<v Speaker 2>thank you note?

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<v Speaker 6>Not yet, so we'll see what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>That's going on.

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<v Speaker 6>So I have been through so many tests in the

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<v Speaker 6>last five years. I had to have an MRI, and

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<v Speaker 6>you know how loud they are and you have to

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<v Speaker 6>hold your breath and they tell you breathe.

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<v Speaker 7>Hold.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I fell asleep.

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<v Speaker 6>Having an MRI.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I usually do too.

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<v Speaker 6>Well. I know they're telling me to breathe and that,

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<v Speaker 6>and they're loud, and I just felt sleeping there. You

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<v Speaker 6>need to wake up.

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<v Speaker 1>They want you to breathe in at points and that

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<v Speaker 1>usually it's if it's not a person talking to you directly,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an it's a recording and it's so loud and

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<v Speaker 1>obnoxious that if you're like, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>like they break out stuff like that. But I have

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you, I tell you that's a good thing

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<v Speaker 1>that you can fall asleep in an MRI, because a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people get claustrophobic and can't even go in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I just shut my eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let us know how everything goes with your transplant.

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<v Speaker 6>And by the way, this thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the first time that I've ever heard anybody

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<v Speaker 1>on this show say shout out to new livers.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know what I'm saying. We need them. Where

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<v Speaker 2>did you fall asleep? Bag In?

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<v Speaker 12>I was in labor with my son.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Does that happen?

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<v Speaker 8>So my son.

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<v Speaker 12>I was forty one weeks when I had my son.

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<v Speaker 12>So my labor was induced. And I mean, I'm not

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<v Speaker 12>sure if like you've known anybody that's been like induced,

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<v Speaker 12>but it's kind of a process and I would in

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<v Speaker 12>labor probably for about six hours. At that point, I

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<v Speaker 12>had an epidural because I'm I can't I couldn't even

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<v Speaker 12>handle it. But I had an epidural and I fell asleep.

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<v Speaker 12>I took a nap and everything. They woke me up

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<v Speaker 12>and yeah, it was crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow wouldn't that be amazing?

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<v Speaker 6>Though?

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<v Speaker 1>You fall asleep and the babies there and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to worry about pushing.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh you would think. So I had to have a

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<v Speaker 7>c section.

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<v Speaker 12>So oh wow, that would have been way easier.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out new babies, Carlos.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you sleep.

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<v Speaker 13>Through my my graduation.

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<v Speaker 4>Graduation ceremony for his graduation.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you say? Speak again? I couldn't understand you.

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<v Speaker 13>Carlos, my graduates, my graduates ceremony for you.

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<v Speaker 2>With your own graduation. That is it? We use it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a typical high school kid, though, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Like you're tired from the night before or something.

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<v Speaker 7>Right, It wasn't. It wasn't that.

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<v Speaker 13>I was like I was at working. I was at

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<v Speaker 13>work and I forgot. I forgot what tomorrow, Oh, graduation.

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<v Speaker 1>You actually slept during the graduation, but you forgot to

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<v Speaker 1>actually go to the graduation.

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<v Speaker 13>They they called me and say, Mari, I'm like, I'm

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<v Speaker 13>not home wine, and like you know what, I really,

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<v Speaker 13>really really and like yes, that's today.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, shout out to you for graduating.

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<v Speaker 1>Congrat We have to do a redo for him for

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<v Speaker 1>his graduation, Amanda, what'd you sleep through?

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<v Speaker 10>Well, my husband went to jail, and I decided to go

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<v Speaker 10>home and stay up till I had to go pick

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<v Speaker 10>him up at like seven o'clock in the morning. I

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<v Speaker 10>ended up falling asleep at the dining room table, and

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<v Speaker 10>he ended up having to stay at jail longer than

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<v Speaker 10>he was.

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<v Speaker 2>I he was so mad at me for making him.

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<v Speaker 10>Stay there longer than he is I that was our

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<v Speaker 10>first wedding anniversary as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh jeez, he thought you weren't coming to get him

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<v Speaker 2>this lady.

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<v Speaker 7>He went a long way.

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<v Speaker 10>He went down the wrong way, down and Pontiac check

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<v Speaker 10>it out of fund. I got pulled over and he

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<v Speaker 10>ended up gett pulled over. He went to jail. His

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<v Speaker 10>starts try to take me home because I couldn't eye.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, why could you not drive? What was going on?

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<v Speaker 7>I blew over? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>That was a party alight, That's why he was late.

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<v Speaker 5>He was drunk, his hair passed out on that table.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a great morning. We'll see uh your tal