WEBVTT - Fake Sleeping

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to say hi to the Louis Bourbon

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<v Speaker 1>Boys team. These are the guys that I was in

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<v Speaker 1>Kentucky with that had a chance to kind of hang

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<v Speaker 1>out with.

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<v Speaker 2>It Bourbon Steve.

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<v Speaker 1>Keith, our good friend Louis Louis Yeldo from the Brass

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<v Speaker 1>Mug of course, the captain of the team, Brian Reef,

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<v Speaker 1>and our newest member of the team, Jordan Jonah. We

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<v Speaker 1>all went to Kentucky to go hang out with each other.

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<v Speaker 1>We had such a good time hung out with each other,

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<v Speaker 1>had some drinks, and I got a couple of good topics.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to hear a good topic I got out

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<v Speaker 1>of this deal. So Keith Keith is a great guy.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, he works for Bob Dylan's Bourbon. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Heaven's Door Bourbon, which is really good stuff. So Keith

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<v Speaker 1>gave me a great topic about his friend and their wife,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's friends with both of them. The wife admitted

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<v Speaker 1>to him something that I wonder if Chelsea's ever pulled.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you that there's other wives that have done this.

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<v Speaker 1>The wife admitted to Keith his buddy's you know, friend

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<v Speaker 1>admitted that when her husband comes to bed that she

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<v Speaker 1>fakes that she's sleeping so she doesn't have to have

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<v Speaker 1>sex with him. I want to know how many people

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<v Speaker 1>have done that, because doesn't that sound like something like

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<v Speaker 1>she just sits there and pretends like she sound asleep, going,

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<v Speaker 1>oh God, please just let him go right to bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Just let him go right to bed. Just let him

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<v Speaker 2>go right to bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Close, And she said, especially after they have like one

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<v Speaker 1>of those nights where they're all hanging out drinking and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like that, and she'll go, oh, I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>to bed a little early, and I'll go I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>right there, and she's like, good, I get a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of time to kind of get away.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever done that in your life?

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<v Speaker 3>So here's the thing with here's the thing with Wes.

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<v Speaker 3>That would never work because he does not care. He

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<v Speaker 3>would wake me up, as he does a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>the time anyway, and you don't ever tell him. He

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<v Speaker 3>would just wake me up I'm tired. Yeah, don't faking it.

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<v Speaker 2>He would it would he would just wake me up. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I personally, I personally think that this is one of

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<v Speaker 1>the things that it's only a woman that would fake this.

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<v Speaker 1>There's only a woman who would do this because a guy,

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<v Speaker 1>There's no a guy would be like, yeah, great, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>being woken.

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<v Speaker 3>Up all the time, by the way, and I have

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<v Speaker 3>definitely been with guys who their answer is not always

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<v Speaker 3>yes to having sex. So I'm sure this happens to

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<v Speaker 3>guys too, And if you are one of them, you

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<v Speaker 3>can call us.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, you're telling me that guys have said no to

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<v Speaker 2>you to have sex? Yeah? Yes, hells up with these guys, Shannon, Huh,

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying you're opening the phones to only girls,

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<v Speaker 3>and I think.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because I don't have a guy friend in this

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<v Speaker 1>world that would be with that, you know what I mean? Like, keV,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know any guys that that turned down sex,

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<v Speaker 1>do you?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean unless they just don't find a woman attractive, right,

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<v Speaker 5>But but your own, your own person, you know what

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<v Speaker 5>I mean. The only time I fake sleep is like

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<v Speaker 5>when my I was in a relationship and like her

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<v Speaker 5>friends would come over and I feel like being bothered. Yeah, fake,

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<v Speaker 5>like I was still asleep or something like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight four four Mojo Live eight four four sixty sixty

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<v Speaker 1>five six' five four eight is our telephone. Number if

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<v Speaker 1>you've ever done. This thing where you faked sleeping so

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<v Speaker 1>that you didn't have to uh have.

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<v Speaker 2>Sex kool Ay lady is on with us right. Now

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<v Speaker 2>what's that are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Guys?

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<v Speaker 6>Like, Man i've been trying to get you guys and

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<v Speaker 6>they could get hold to you. Guys, yeah, yeah, man

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<v Speaker 6>just just be up here bombing around with some music and,

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<v Speaker 6>boom you, know looking on my big play.

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<v Speaker 2>Lady, Question let's ask you this.

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<v Speaker 1>Question have you ever faked sleeping so that you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have to have sex with that sexy man of.

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<v Speaker 4>Yours let's put it like. This we'll not get. It

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<v Speaker 4>get to the. BED i crashed like a, bomb you, know.

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<v Speaker 2>So you already you're not thinking you're really. Sleeping i'll

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<v Speaker 2>be knocked out after you all finished doing, indeed Right.

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<v Speaker 4>No i'll be like sometimes LIKE i, KNOW i still

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<v Speaker 4>late working on that project and then THEN i crashed

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<v Speaker 4>like you ain't never see the bomb crash.

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<v Speaker 6>Before, yeah you Know joy in The hall Of fame

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<v Speaker 6>right oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Not yet soon, though kool A. Lady they're they're doing

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<v Speaker 2>an induction coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Up, here so we need an official song for him,

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<v Speaker 1>wait or or we need somebody doing induce.

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<v Speaker 4>ME i think you should be in all the same because,

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<v Speaker 4>man you wicked. Off man you guys, THIS i love.

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<v Speaker 2>You, yeah we. Listen we love you so.

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<v Speaker 1>Much AND i gotta tell, you kool a, lady that

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<v Speaker 1>is very kind of, you and it would not have

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<v Speaker 1>been possible without your contributing to this.

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<v Speaker 2>Show so you always a great. Job. Abby what's going?

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<v Speaker 4>On?

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<v Speaker 2>Abby?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi first?

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<v Speaker 4>Time long?

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<v Speaker 2>Time what's going? On so my fiance we've been together

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<v Speaker 2>for like eight years and he's a third.

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<v Speaker 5>Year er resident and there.

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<v Speaker 3>Is all the time he never wants to have sexy

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<v Speaker 3>time because he's just exhausted all the.

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<v Speaker 6>Time And i'm, Like, OKAY i guess you can?

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<v Speaker 2>Sleep? Yeah does he say?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep or he just? Is you just know he's tired

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<v Speaker 3>and he's not gonna he's not gonna be up for.

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<v Speaker 2>It he's just, tired AND i just know he's not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be up for.

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<v Speaker 4>It And i'm just like.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay like Sometimes i'll even put on some lingerie or

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<v Speaker 3>something and nothing, Happens So i'm, Like i'm not doing

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<v Speaker 3>that anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>EITHER i want to know who these guys, Are, like

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<v Speaker 1>how did you get the girl that wants to have

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<v Speaker 1>sex and you're saying no to?

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<v Speaker 2>That that's. Nuts Why.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling, You i'm like The. Maleman, seriously doesn't make

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<v Speaker 1>a difference rain or. SLEEP i don't care what right

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<v Speaker 1>you can't let you? Delivery i'm telling you, right we're has?

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<v Speaker 2>Sex?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No misty is wait hold?

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<v Speaker 1>On this topic changed from the topic of fake and

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping now is a topic of my man won't have

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<v Speaker 1>sex with.

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<v Speaker 4>Me?

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<v Speaker 2>Misty are you? There, Yeah i'm.

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<v Speaker 6>Here he was full sex he, does oh, yeah because

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<v Speaker 6>he thinks that's how, he you, know punishes me when he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Upset, okay that's not that is not. Good what is

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<v Speaker 2>He what is he upset? About although wives do that

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<v Speaker 2>to their, husbands. Shouldn't, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>We've been together for fifteen, years so we might.

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<v Speaker 5>As well be.

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<v Speaker 1>Married but, yeah so what is he uh usually upset?

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<v Speaker 1>About what's what's his thing that he gets upset.

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<v Speaker 6>About, well the newest thing is he lost his job

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<v Speaker 6>because he was on vacation AND i did not cause.

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<v Speaker 6>Vacation OH i thought he quit his.

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<v Speaker 2>Job. Yeah, wait that's his decision. Too you said you didn't. Know,

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<v Speaker 2>no he.

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<v Speaker 1>Faked she thought he was on. Vacation he actually lost

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<v Speaker 1>his job and, lied so she got mad at a.

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<v Speaker 2>Mountain your.

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<v Speaker 1>Problem, Honestly i'd withhold sex from him for doing something

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>TOO i have A bob of battery operated vibrator THAT

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<v Speaker 2>i keep under my.

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<v Speaker 6>Fellow, so what's his, Name todd.

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<v Speaker 3>The?

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<v Speaker 2>Librator? Wait what did you call the boyfriend That todd

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<v Speaker 2>to the Boy Bob bob battery.

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<v Speaker 1>Operated, OKAY i get ith.

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<v Speaker 2>Misty, WELL i hope that he finds a. Job did

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<v Speaker 2>he find anything? Yet?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh not. Yet he's in the heating and cooling. Business

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<v Speaker 6>BUT i would love to come work with.

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<v Speaker 4>You.

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<v Speaker 6>Guys i've done a million jobs in My olympic.

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<v Speaker 2>Size what's? Up call? Up call up our, advertisers the

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<v Speaker 2>friends that you work, with chan and And. Electrical.

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<v Speaker 1>Yah, yeah well they're always, hiring so, well, yeah tell,

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<v Speaker 1>him tell him everybody needs a heating and cooling. Person

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<v Speaker 1>so do you.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to pack your batteries in your thermostat before

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<v Speaker 3>you call one of them?

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<v Speaker 1>People by the, way hold on a, SECOND i thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were going to talk About. BOB i was, like

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<v Speaker 1>this conversation has really gone off the.

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<v Speaker 6>Rails