Speaker 1: All right, it's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2: I got a question I want to ask, and I
Speaker 2: need to talk to my criminals that are listening to
Speaker 2: the show. Do we have any people that have had
Speaker 2: a criminal activity in their past? We do not discriminate.
Speaker 2: We actually love you. Matter of fact, I could be
Speaker 2: quite honest with you. You're more loyal listeners than the goody
Speaker 2: to shoe people are the people that don't partake in
Speaker 2: any criminal activity. You guys are dedicated and loyal to us,
Speaker 2: and we appreciate that. If you've ever had to have
Speaker 2: a mug shot taken, I want to ask some questions
Speaker 2: the reason why I was sent a mug shot that
Speaker 2: is that of a person that I know, and it
Speaker 2: might be one of the hottest mug shots I've ever seen,
Speaker 2: Like it is a very hot mug shot.
Speaker 3: This person who got the mugshot taken of them? Is
Speaker 3: that the person who sent it.
Speaker 2: No, it was another person that knows that I know
Speaker 2: this person, And I mean, I'm not going to lie
Speaker 2: to you. I've often wondered, like, what is the media
Speaker 2: consultants thing that they would tell you of what to
Speaker 2: do when you do a mug shot. Somebody told me that.
Speaker 2: I think Bieber did this when he had his mug shot,
Speaker 2: and it was you should smile in your mugshot. Don't
Speaker 2: look like you're miserable, because you want to make sure
Speaker 2: that you're actually you know, it's going to be out
Speaker 2: there forever, you know, you want to make sure that
Speaker 2: you're looking okay.
Speaker 4: I guess it depends on what you did, because if
Speaker 4: you like killed somebody and you smile in your mugshot,
Speaker 4: you you look even more deranged already.
Speaker 2: Really, because because I will be honest with you. So,
Speaker 2: this is a beautiful, beautiful younger, you know woman. When
Speaker 2: I looked at the mugshot, I realized her mug shot
Speaker 2: was better than any of the promo pictures of me
Speaker 2: or any of you guys. I hate to say this,
Speaker 2: and that is that is no slam on Jenny who
Speaker 2: did our pictures, who's amazing. But I'm talking perfect lighting,
Speaker 2: great hair, eye contact. It almost looks like she stopped
Speaker 2: and said, hang on, let me fix my banks.
Speaker 1: What was she taken for?
Speaker 2: Would you do she had an alcohol offense? I believe so.
Speaker 2: I think it was like a dui or something like that.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize they mug shot you on on Driving
Speaker 2: under the Influences or d w I S or whatever
Speaker 2: they call it.
Speaker 1: Are you at liberty to share this photo of the
Speaker 1: group chat? I will not.
Speaker 2: I will not because I don't want it to go
Speaker 2: to anybody. I mean, it's in my topics. I'm not
Speaker 2: sending it out anymore. I even put a thing on there.
Speaker 2: If you want to come see it, you can come
Speaker 2: look over on my computer.
Speaker 5: Over Wember that you can look at it.
Speaker 1: Just beautiful.
Speaker 4: I remember that one guy who would I think he
Speaker 4: is nicknamed on the internet hot mugshot guy, and he
Speaker 4: like got a modeling gig out of his mugshot out.
Speaker 4: Do you remember talking about yes, yes, yes, movies and
Speaker 4: a bunch of yes he had he got a career
Speaker 4: from it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would tell you that.
Speaker 2: I think that if we could put together a contest
Speaker 2: of the hottest hottest criminals, hot criminals.
Speaker 3: I want my mugshot to look like James Brown. I
Speaker 3: thought he had the best all over. Wow as hell,
Speaker 3: that was a hell of a night. He looked like
Speaker 3: he had a great God.
Speaker 4: You guys, well, have you been to my dad's house.
Speaker 4: My dad's basement bathroom is four walls of famous mugshots fire.
Speaker 4: I just took a picture of it too. I was
Speaker 4: trying to find it when I was over there the
Speaker 4: other day. Famous people or people with funny names or.
Speaker 1: Now they're like cool like people put them on T shirts.
Speaker 2: My favorite, My favorite is Gary Busey too. That's another one.
Speaker 2: My dad's google the name Gary Busey mugshot.
Speaker 1: Well, here you go.
Speaker 4: Here's one of the walls next to a sign please
Speaker 4: don't do coke in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one of the walls of his bathroom. Walt,
Speaker 1: are you there, yesso?
Speaker 6: Coming in from Indianapolis?
Speaker 7: How y'all do?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 1: Walt? You have had not one, not two, but how
Speaker 1: many mug shots?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 6: One to say? Three?
Speaker 1: Three shots?
Speaker 6: Two thousand and eight and two thy.
Speaker 2: Eleven averaging one year. And do you smile? Do you
Speaker 2: smile in your mugshots? Like when they take the picture,
Speaker 2: do they give you a chance to smile or do
Speaker 2: they quickly take the picture?
Speaker 6: I did the very first time on the fourth of
Speaker 6: July back in two thousand and eight with a buddy.
Speaker 6: We were going to a party out in Avon, Indiana,
Speaker 6: and we got pulled over and because he forgot to
Speaker 6: turn his headlights back on after he pulled over to fuke,
Speaker 6: and that's why we got in trouble.
Speaker 1: Oh man, So d U I am assuming?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 6: Well? I wasn't driving, thankfully. I just got hit with
Speaker 6: the possession of marijuana charge was out the next day.
Speaker 1: How how do you look at that mugshot?
Speaker 2: Like, if you look at that mug shot compared to
Speaker 2: a picture at your last birthday party, which one is
Speaker 2: a better picture?
Speaker 1: Oh man?
Speaker 6: My eyes were sharing reds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a good night.
Speaker 6: I guess I threw a point to four when they
Speaker 6: birthalyzed me.
Speaker 1: What are you supposed to do?
Speaker 2: Damn well? I love it. Well, if you want to
Speaker 2: share with us, please text it in to us. We'd
Speaker 2: love to see that picture.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 2: How you doing, Melissa? We're doing good. Do you do
Speaker 2: you have a mugshot?
Speaker 8: I do. I have a couple of them, But one
Speaker 8: of my famous ones is I put my fingers over
Speaker 8: my mouth and put put my tongue through it, like
Speaker 8: suggesting to go down on.
Speaker 1: Me and that who Okay?
Speaker 8: No, I definitely did, and I was mad about it.
Speaker 8: But then I'm like, I was just being very like
Speaker 8: not not cooperative. The whole time I blew a point
Speaker 8: three four. The only time in my life I made
Speaker 8: the honor roll was.
Speaker 1: A lot.
Speaker 2: Melissa, you're the You're the queen of the criminals this morning,
Speaker 2: just so you know that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you. And now I'm about to go to
Speaker 8: do pre trial for a hit and run that I
Speaker 8: also cause I'm the queen of Yeah, no, I know
Speaker 8: I probably should have. I probably should have.
Speaker 1: Are you driving right now as you're talking to us?
Speaker 8: I'm in my ATM line.
Speaker 1: Yea, Melissa, what is are you supposed to be driving?
Speaker 8: Allegedly?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, who's your who's your attorney? Melissa?
Speaker 8: I don't have one ry yet?
Speaker 1: Are you going to ask for a public defender? And yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there they are giving me a public defender.
Speaker 1: They didn't even give me the opportunity.
Speaker 5: But that's okay.
Speaker 8: I'll be all right.
Speaker 1: Smart get smart bus.
Speaker 8: I've never taken a bus to day in my life.
Speaker 8: I couldn't even tell you.
Speaker 1: How to take a we'll teach you. You're gonna have to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: guess what, scooter. You don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 1: You're going to jail. Yeah, I'll be fine, don't.
Speaker 3: Worry the bus doesn't stop there, so all right, yeah.
Speaker 7: Well bus have to stop there.
Speaker 8: Don't worry. Thank you guys, Thanks.
Speaker 2: Good luck and your your case hold on. Dre got
Speaker 2: arrested on Halloween. Wait a second, were you in Acosta?
Speaker 2: When's the story?
Speaker 7: Dre we was coming from the Halloween party at Wayne State.
Speaker 1: Got arrested for.
Speaker 6: Public in decency.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say what happened or what led up
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 7: But yeah, and I went in there slammed and the
Speaker 7: officers was actually cool.
Speaker 1: And let me take a picture with the fangs in
Speaker 1: my mouth with your.
Speaker 4: Fan to do you have do you have a copy
Speaker 4: of this photo?
Speaker 1: But also, do you guys remember one side of the
Speaker 1: baby one viral for the Yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's definitely what I thought of when I
Speaker 2: heard I had to call in and share my story.
Speaker 2: All right, First, who who did who put in their
Speaker 2: group text? The is that you anna did you a
Speaker 2: I have picture me with a mugshot? I mean, by
Speaker 2: the way, one of my one of one of my
Speaker 2: best buddies, had a mug shot got he got arrested
Speaker 2: for outstanding tickets. And this was a guy and Shannon
Speaker 2: knows him well that it was very vain about his pictures.
Speaker 2: And I'll never forget that. He would always take pictures
Speaker 2: and he would do something weird to his like look,
Speaker 2: to make his look seem like he was like looking sexier,
Speaker 2: and his mugshot had it and he was and he
Speaker 2: was so disappointed. They took two different mugshot pictures, but
Speaker 2: the only one that they printed and gave to him
Speaker 2: or put up on their website was the bad one.
Speaker 1: Like they didn't.
Speaker 2: It was it was like kind of how Bianca does
Speaker 2: it to us when we're, you know, taking pictures with us.
Speaker 2: She always chooses the bad one. They chose the bad one. Trevor,
Speaker 2: are you there?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, I'm here. What's up, guys?
Speaker 2: What's going what's going on, Trevor. We're talking about the
Speaker 2: hottest mug shots? Man?
Speaker 7: So uh when he said that, I've had one of
Speaker 7: the hottest mugshots. But I definite really smiled in a few. Definitely.
Speaker 1: You know how many of you had.
Speaker 7: I've had about five plus about maybe probably seven or
Speaker 7: so a bug shots. I was on a good roll
Speaker 7: when I was younger.
Speaker 4: Do they tell you don't smile? Like, are there instructions
Speaker 4: when you take care of shots?
Speaker 8: Actually?
Speaker 7: They do tell you not to smile. My mom told
Speaker 7: me not to smile too, because she's seen it down
Speaker 7: down down the line, and she was like, why are
Speaker 7: you smiling in that mug shot?
Speaker 8: Really?
Speaker 2: So she actually noticed in one of your prior mug
Speaker 2: shots that you were smiling and said, we don't like this.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she told me not to do that, especially because
Speaker 7: when the judge sees that, it looks like you're happy.
Speaker 2: I could see where a judge would would see the
Speaker 2: whole package and go, yeah, this guy's enjoying it.
Speaker 4: Doesn't care right by the way.
Speaker 7: I also I also seen a crazy way that a
Speaker 7: judge sentence someone. He grabs some chains out of his
Speaker 7: pocket and he threw it on the floor and told
Speaker 7: the guy to count it. And you said, that's how
Speaker 7: many years you're doing.
Speaker 2: Oh jezus, now that's a that's mean that's me.
Speaker 1: Can I can I tell you though?
Speaker 2: That woman that just called us up a little bit ago,
Speaker 2: what was her name that I had just about to
Speaker 2: go in for?
Speaker 3: Nina?
Speaker 1: Why am my brain Nina? Is it Nina you're talking
Speaker 1: about Amanda? Amanda? Was it Amanda? No? No, the one
Speaker 1: that no, the one that.
Speaker 2: Called you just a couple of minutes ago, So she
Speaker 2: called us a couple of minutes ago. Melissa, she's going
Speaker 2: into uh, she's going in right now. She's the person
Speaker 2: that that judge who yells at you because you're on
Speaker 2: zoom or whatever at the time, or you're driving. She's
Speaker 2: the person that you see in one of those are
Speaker 2: you driving.
Speaker 5: Right now your phone?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that one's one of my favorites. Amanda, what's up, Amanda?
Speaker 5: Hey, how are you guys good?
Speaker 1: You can't top that last caller. I mean, I'm telling you, no, no,
Speaker 1: I cannot.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 5: I was saying, my I have two mugshots, and both
Speaker 5: of them I actually have never seen them because charges
Speaker 5: were dropped and everything, and I've tried to search it
Speaker 5: because I know I look crazy, but they my hair
Speaker 5: was up in a messy bun and both of them
Speaker 5: and not brushed. I know I looked insane, but they
Speaker 5: make you take your hair tie out. You can't have
Speaker 5: anything like that in there, so my hair looked I
Speaker 5: probably looked like a caveman, like it was insane. But
Speaker 5: I also want to tell you guys that if you
Speaker 5: go on Facebook, there is it's like Oakram County mug
Speaker 5: shots and they post every day mugshots and there are
Speaker 5: some beautiful girls.
Speaker 2: Down there, so I'm not gonna lie. I think that's
Speaker 2: the site that I got this one from keVs instag
Speaker 2: Can I say? Can I say to you that if
Speaker 2: I had a mugshot Amanda, and I was a single
Speaker 2: woman like yourself, I would have that be my profile
Speaker 2: picture on whatever Dating and a half I was on,
Speaker 2: because well, nobody would believe that it was actually a
Speaker 2: true one.
Speaker 1: They would think it was like, you guys did the
Speaker 1: AI one here and yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2: And then if you actually did get a date with
Speaker 2: a guy, the guy would go, hey, you got a
Speaker 2: good sense of humor. You posted your mugshot, and then
Speaker 2: he'd wonder where his wallet was. Take care of yourself, Amanda,