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Speaker 1: All right, you bitch, he's ready for the Minnesota good bye. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go with one Nita's rent.

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Speaker 2: Hey y'all, Hey, So yes, I was able to find

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Speaker 2: another voice recorder.

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Speaker 3: So here's this week's rent. So this week's rent is about.

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Speaker 2: The fact that I almost had to take out a

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Speaker 2: second mortgage to buy a pack of fucking hot dogs.

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Speaker 2: Let me explain. So I went over to the Cubs

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Speaker 2: So I grabbed all my stuff, grabbed some hot dogs

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Speaker 2: up the stuff. Now, she rang up the cilantro and

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Speaker 2: a pack of hot dogs. They were Nathan's def colossal

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Speaker 2: hot dogs. So the screen set eighteen ninety nine, So

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Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, she just fucking rang up some cilantro

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Speaker 2: eighteen ninety nine? So I asked her. I said, what

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Speaker 2: I just rang up your Nathan's hot dogs, I said,

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Speaker 2: And they were eighteen ninety nine, and she goes, well,

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Speaker 2: these are the good hot dogs.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 2: I almost slap the shit out of her, because I

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Speaker 2: don't give a fucking face shoved du buy chocolate and

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Speaker 2: the gay hot dog.

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Speaker 3: No pack of fucking hot dogs should cause eighteen fucking

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Speaker 4: That's crazy.

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Speaker 3: Now. My husband is the one that texted me, and

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Speaker 3: he's like, when I was in the store.

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Speaker 2: He's like, don't forget to grab some hot dogs so that,

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Speaker 2: you know, we can make some hot some Chicago style

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Speaker 2: with these fucking hot dogs you want. I'm like, eighteen

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Speaker 2: ninety nine for fucking hot dogs. That's goddamn it ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: So I get home and my kids are grabbing the

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Speaker 2: the first thing they do is grab the hot dogs.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, excuse me, what the fuck are you doing

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Speaker 2: with those? Oh, we're getting ready to make some hot dogs,

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Speaker 2: I said, Not with those I said at eighteen ninety nine,

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Speaker 2: You better put them goddamn things down. Well, that's my

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Speaker 2: rent for this one.

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Speaker 4: I love you guys.

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Speaker 1: I just looked up hot dogs. I'm a at Walmart

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Speaker 1: a pack of Bars Classic Franks. What what would you

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Speaker 1: like I believe it. It might be ten. It says

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Speaker 1: Here is a classic clem Oscar Meyer hot dogs Walmart? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what have you been, Jenny? I'm still going for two

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Speaker 1: ninety three. Now you get into Nathan's famous skinless beef

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Speaker 1: Four fifty, the most expensive hot dogs I could find

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Speaker 5: Okay, and if you get the jumbo hot dogs that's

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it looks like they're quarter pounds hot dogs. That's

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Speaker 4: Oh damn, that's all that's.

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Speaker 1: A that's a big old, that's a he. That's a

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Speaker 4: That's the meat. I wanted my bun okay, because I feel.

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Speaker 1: What did she just say?

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Speaker 1: As long as it's good, as long as it tastes good. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: How about them Costco hot dogs? That's what those ones

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Speaker 1: That's some call any meat. I looked up just for fun,

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Speaker 1: which are emulsified into a homogeneous paste. Now what that

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't need to know what it's all made up.

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Speaker 1: Well, there's more hot dogs, not some but not all

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Speaker 1: they put in binders and fillers like a styrofoam popcorn.

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Speaker 6: No? I mean, I love a hot dog. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: To repress everything you just said in the last three minutes,

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm gonna still enjoy my hot dogs.

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Speaker 4: I think about what they're made of them.

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Speaker 6: Damn Costco hot dogs.

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Speaker 5: I have a full like date planned with regular guy

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Speaker 4: Neither has my man.

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Speaker 6: Really we have been talking.

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Speaker 4: I'll be like, he wants to go to go get

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Speaker 5: Do you go shopping, you eat samples, and then you

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Speaker 1: How's the rattlesnake? I think somebody brought in some canned rattlesnake.

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Speaker 1: I've had alligator at the State Fair, but I think rattlesnake,

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Speaker 5: I mean, I don't I can't think of like weird stuff.

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Speaker 5: because if it's like, you know, a baby duck, they're like, ah, yes,

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Speaker 1: No, when you have cornish gamehin, I've told you this before,

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Speaker 1: So chickens when they're a little baby chicken, they're yellow

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Speaker 1: and they go pee pee pee peep. Yeah, you don't

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Speaker 4: have a camel burger in Morocco. How is that it

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Speaker 4: don't know. I looked it up, but it was all right.

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Speaker 5: That's kind of how I feel about eating like bison burgers.

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Speaker 5: I feel bad about it because I'm like, man, these

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Speaker 5: I think you could say the same thing for cows.

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Speaker 5: If I think about eating meat too much, I will

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Speaker 5: never eat meat. So I just don't think about it

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Speaker 5: because I prefer meat.

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Speaker 4: It's so good.

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Speaker 1: What kind of meat do you like in your buns?

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Speaker 4: Thick meat, meat, juicy juicy?

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Speaker 6: And what thick juicy and what?

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Speaker 1: I'm just giving you a chance to run with it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: next one, let's see what we got here. Thank you

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Speaker 1: Anita for the rant. By the way. Next one, you

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Speaker 1: guys have been talking about doing another live podcast, but

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Speaker 1: room that Elton, John and Elvis performed in. Oh yes,

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Speaker 1: I made a joke about that yesterday, and you're always

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Speaker 1: talking about eating it Benny Hannah. Why not do the

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Speaker 1: next live podcast at Bennie Hannah. It seems perfect and

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Speaker 1: in the emails or the audience suck. You got backup

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Speaker 1: entertainment right there. Let me know when we're eating it,

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Speaker 6: That sounds like a lot. Do they have like an Hannah?

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Speaker 1: from Denise Bailey. Your career resume, I have worked. I

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