WEBVTT - HR. 1 - Merk's Bach 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:02.240 Listen Beaverville, Come on in. 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:05.280 I like the Alaskan Pipeline Morning light, gentlemen, and welcome 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:07.680 to video message number twenty nine. 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:09.040 I'm like a dog in heat. 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:11.280 I woke up yesterday morning with us free advice to 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:13.720 start later, please, I could never know what the day 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:14.360 with us Florida. 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:18.239 Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month. 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:20.160 We are number one. 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:24.840 We just grabbed every key demogram super duper. 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:29.800 That's nice light a gonogay. Yes, boy, that is good news. 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:32.080 It is the eighth day of April twenty twenty six. 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:34.320 Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Patrip Morning Show on Wednesday. 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:37.360 Here we are big day, Master's Day. All the Patrip 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:41.560 people either in or on the stream yard and checking 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:45.600 in and picking up golfer for the gold jacket this weekend. 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:46.640 So it should be huge. 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:50.280 That's happening. And we've got Parker Fox and cast Oho thousands. 0:00:50.320 --> 0:00:52.519 Let's get her started. Here's David's papers for comedy on 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:53.280 Wednesday morning. 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:53.840 Come on in. 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:56.040 I am glad you are here. 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:58.800 And I want to say the monkeys so ridiculous. I'm 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:00.880 the only I'm like happy to be at the zoo 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:03.240 and all the animals are pissed. So I go to 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:06.080 the monkey cage, which is you know, like a cement 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:10.800 stucco carport to their natural habitat, and I walk up 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.160 and it's like a gas station. They hear ding ding 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:14.640 in the back. You know, they got to come out 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:17.000 and do their tricks, and they're pissed because they're in 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:18.560 the break ground. They don't want to deal with it, 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:21.800 so they're all kicked back looking up at the TV monitor. 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:24.200 And when I'm was like, Bob, it's your Attorney's like no, 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:24.560 I know. 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:28.480 I'm going. 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:30.560 The other one's like, hey, I don't forget ee. 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:35.959 He's like oh yeah. 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:38.319 So he gets out. He's like what do you want? 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:43.520 And I'm like, hi, monkey, I'm so psyched. He's like 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:49.520 crime and I gotta get it's monkey, I know what 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:50.120 you're doing. 0:01:56.960 --> 0:02:04.440 We're doing. I agree. 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:10.680 The finish line is weeding. 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:13.440 FEUs on your side. 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:37.400 You hear the distance under this land in your stray 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:51.240 to take it to gs. The song went on to. 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:55.160 Take Poward Tree Morning Show Wednesday, April eighth, twenty twenty six. 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:58.080 Yes we will bet I'm golf today. The entire studio 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:00.520 that would be a pack the streamyard to be packed. 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:04.840 Mark Rosen will be here. I'm gonna stop there, Mark, 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:09.000 And I'm so nervous about that because him and Sauce hate. 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:11.080 Each other, gets him so pissed off, and he always 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:12.320 gets him upset, and I don't like. 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:15.119 To be an upset. He's pissed at me still. 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:16.280 And that's my point. 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:19.880 You troll him constantly, you're trolling him. Why do you 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:23.560 troll yesterday? I'm common. I guess he said I never 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:27.640 pay for breakfast. That's the truth, that's the truth. Yeah. 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:30.640 But here's the thing. Whenever the three of us would 0:03:30.680 --> 0:03:35.240 go out, my dad's there, why would I buy? I 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:36.160 don't know. You're an adult. 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:38.360 Yeah, yeah, you're doing well. 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:41.160 I buy breakfast or lunch for my dad all the time. Well, 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:43.280 you don't buy breakfast or dad. Everybody than me? I 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:43.680 buy you. 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:44.880 I'll buy you. 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:49.240 Howk you buy stuff from your cousin? I mean some 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:52.400 stuff like what she need? 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:54.720 Oh? 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:57.160 I thought you were talking about Garlar? Oh no, why 0:03:57.200 --> 0:03:59.240 would he be talking about Garla and the guitar lars? 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:00.680 Can't buy them? 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:04.960 And of course I bought, I buy, I buy a lot, 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:08.760 I buy, HI buy. But either way, it's going to 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:10.920 be a hard. He'll be here about it's going to 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.080 be weird because the two of you have been battling. 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:14.280 For months, fist flying. 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:15.600 They don't caunch him police. 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:19.080 I will ever fight anyone here unless somebody brought a 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:19.800 fight to one and you. 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:21.279 Then I would get in the middle of it. So 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:24.120 you would never fight unless one person wanted to fight 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:28.920 one of us. Like if somebody walked in here your security, yes, okay, 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:32.800 and like you get Hawk or Max or Zach, I 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:34.680 would get in the middle of it. I would stand 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:36.120 up for what if they were the size of the 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:38.839 mountain from Game of Thrones, then I'd go hang on 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:43.200 time out here, let me call Randy Zee where Randy's at, 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:45.360 and let's wait for this fight to start. Is that 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:47.440 Once Randy got here, I'd be like, Randy, can you 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:49.880 deal with this? And you would ask the mountain from 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:54.160 Game of Thrones to hold up on the pommeline until 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:55.080 hot ass Randy. 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:56.120 Gets It's really interesting, Core. 0:04:56.520 --> 0:04:58.560 I don't know how how they fight in Minnesota, but 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:00.479 we don't get time outs back in Yeah. 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:02.240 How do you guys, this isn't saved by the bet. 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:04.679 What's going on? Is that Cole or whatever? 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:08.360 How do you guys fight, and why why what's the 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:09.600 main reason you guys fight? 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:15.960 He's not paying attention. No, I am I got a 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:19.880 text him. Oh yeah, I forgot to have Rosie to 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:20.560 the golf. 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:27.000 Bet Oh Gussie Well, I insulting him and he's not 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:27.640 even in here. 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:30.479 I don't forget. Also, bonus Tommy Olsen today. He'll be 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:33.480 here in any second because Tommy Tommy camp be on tomorrow, 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:35.919 so Tommy will be walking in any second, just coming in. 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:37.080 I forgot about that. 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:44.559 And Gorgy and gorget eight yeah, gorganism, yep, gorgasm. 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:45.080 That's what he is. 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:47.920 That's even better than writing that down. I'm putting that 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:48.560 in my journal. 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:52.440 I wonder if anybody's ever called him that, the gorgasm. 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:55.720 Oh I bet on accident p a for sure? Oh 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:58.719 good point. Yeah, I probably be coming off the PA's paper. 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:00.839 He's in PA's phone. Is that. 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:06.200 You know he's not a good actor? 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:09.520 Oh man, do you want to start listening to them 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:12.200 or Captain Kirk oh William Shatner. 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:15.360 I tried for about five minutes before he gave up, 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:18.400 trying to find good audio him going bones and then 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.279 asking him a question because we have a player on 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:23.960 the bones and all. I he just doesn't never say 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:25.839 it clearly say it's a simple word. 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:28.080 You d a your dad. 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:30.320 You know, I'm trying to do a radio show here. 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:35.479 Well, so just say bones, clearly say bones. There you go. 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:36.719 But it like that, What. 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:42.160 Does he say it? Who? John mcrel No, No, William Shatton. 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:45.799 This guy he goes bones. There's always something. He didn't 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:48.200 not take any breath, he says quickly, Yeah, he didn't 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:48.920 never take any breath. 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:56.880 Needs space there, bones, but I need you bones. 0:06:56.920 --> 0:07:01.040 Freaking I saw an episode I didn't realize had been filmed. 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:05.479 You've definitely seen, yeah, yeah, one in particular, yep, yep 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:10.120 with the lady and the yeah whatever her name is, 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:15.120 Oh yeah, yeah or hustler for a while, did the 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:18.840 series where they would have all these like, uh, what's 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:21.960 it called parodies? Max? 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:29.600 Oh yeah, well yes, because Max, because it's about I 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:32.440 don't know who that is whatever was just talking about? 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:36.080 Is that her name? I can't remember. 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:38.200 She was a hot piece of. 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:43.280 I have no idea what you guys are talking at. 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:47.000 That's okay, Chris is casting, Chris is casting spells over there. 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:54.720 She was the engineer, lady, the driver. She drove the 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:59.880 spaceship around the Black Lady. Yeah, yeah, she soup's hot. 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:02.720 And I saw a video one time and her and 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:06.440 not the real Captain Kirk having ugly sex. 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:10.080 Why was it ugly? Did you see it? 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:13.679 It's pretty bad. There was a furry involved. 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:17.040 Oh that's an o G. Yeah, that's an o G. Saucy, 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:23.480 I'm saying, what about Kevin Gorgasm? He's yeah, he was. 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:25.640 From a planet of gorgasms? 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:28.640 See why are we doing this to gorg universally loved? 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:30.600 We can't crap on him when Ross going to be here? 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:32.680 You want to crap on Rosen? 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:34.760 It's you You put these thoughts in our head. 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:37.319 Yeah, I don't want to put bad thoughts about the best. 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:41.520 First off, slow down, I like ripping Rosy? Are we 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:43.720 talking to I like ripping Rosie. 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:46.640 I'm sorry, we get to talking so fast you can't 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:47.080 keep up. 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:52.160 But I'm not the only one savage? M is that 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:55.400 Melissa Ethridge who says I'm not the only one? Oh? Yeah, 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:57.920 that is that? Who is that is that her? 0:08:58.200 --> 0:08:58.400 Yeah? 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:02.079 Okay, that's yes, right, ah yeah it's a good song. 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:05.480 But uh, I don't know why you ripping her? You 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:09.319 know what really slams is the Grand Slam breakfast at Perkins. 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:11.480 Oh, how about why did you do it? 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:17.080 Grand Slam at Perkins? Right, it's at Denny's test you passed. Yeah, 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:20.280 we should do the same test at eight. Why are you? 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:21.400 Why are you getting them all right? 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:21.600 Up? 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:21.760 No? 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:23.840 Why are you doing this to me? Did you see 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:26.360 the bit power Trip Bets? Of course it's so good. 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:28.640 I don't know what you're referring to. 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:33.319 So every Tuesday night before the Masters they do a 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:37.080 Champions dinner with the guy before and all the other 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:38.480 past Masters champions. 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.360 Defending champion gets to pick pick a menu. 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:44.680 Well, Power Trip Bets released one and it's the following 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:48.800 Masters Club Dinner April seventh, twenty twenty six. The appetizers 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:52.560 include chicken strips, mott sticks, and onion rings. The first 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:55.679 course is, of course, a club sandwich. The main course 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:58.760 is the tremendous twelve and the dessert is chocolate bread 0:09:58.880 --> 0:09:59.440 silk pie. 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:02.680 And the says at the very bottom, served in honor 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:06.880 of mister Mark Rosen, It's genius, appy sweet. Yeah, it's 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:08.720 pretty good. Oh maybe that's his Perkins order. 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:10.520 Maybe because you don't know, and. 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:17.959 His Master's dinner, man, mine would be universally panned, but 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:20.120 also the best of all time, because it'd be like 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:24.400 Cane's chicken fingers, Red Lobster cheddar Bay Biscuits, Annie Ann's pretzels, right, 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:28.480 Malone's waffle fries. Yeah, and then everybody would be all 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:31.199 in their cute little green jackets going, this is like 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:33.560 fast food. I go, yeah, it's the best food. Yeah, 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:37.160 and I get lost. I'm the winner. Won I get 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:39.599 to pick? You want to pick something better? Beat me 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:45.360 and McDonald's died coke? Sure, whatever, Well, I hope you 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:47.000 do win it. It'd be fun. I don't think I'm 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:49.719 gonna win it this year. No, I'm not in it. 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:52.280 I'm here, you know. 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:59.199 We no, Bex and I were just riffing off the air. 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:02.839 Something we would we thought of the same joke we 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:04.439 probably wouldn't want to be doing on there. But it 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.960 involves the Rosie and the masters. 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:12.320 Oh you guys, I'm gonna get of course he's here. 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:19.400 Well played, get away from that jugging fan ball and 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:23.640 I'm gonna get you. I mean I'm not getting emails. Yeah, 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:38.920 just a lot. Look all something in Taga. It's your 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:43.880 falt sauce. You will do anything, instigate You're an enabler. 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:49.200 That's what you are. What's on the record. I rip Rosie. 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:52.960 I had nothing to do with that last twenty seconds, 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:55.240 So hang on, that was you just making that voice 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:59.600 so so for the record, because this is a podcast, 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:03.360 This is for eternity. Yeah, I would never edit out 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:08.199 a podcast. You're going on record saying you don't believe 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:14.040 in that last sketch that Mark Rosen was racist. You 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:14.599 don't buy it. 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:23.200 Uh, I'm gonna take this moment to exert my Fifth 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:25.400 Amendment right excert. 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:29.240 You know, if you choose not to make a choice, 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:30.319 you still have made a choice. 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:37.480 Uh, pass, So you admit it. Today's gonna be fun it. 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:43.120 I can't wait. Lots going on, Yeah, lots going on, man, 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:46.240 A lot of a lot of things happening. You know, mister, 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:50.280 are you talking like fog Hornley Horn? Please stop? 0:12:57.160 --> 0:12:58.160 M hm, y. 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:04.400 Dear fault sauce mine. Yeah, you instigated it. It's not 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:05.800 my fault. He started it. 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:08.200 I did you guys saw rather before the show started, 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:09.240 we weren't gonna even. 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:10.800 Bring it up. I got you riled up before the 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:11.400 show started. 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:11.560 He did. 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:13.719 If people only heard what you were saying before we 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:14.599 turn the MIC's on. 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:16.240 You got me riled up. You look right at me 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:19.640 when you said that. Well, I don't understand I contact him. 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:21.000 You got Chris riled up? 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:23.040 Yeah, he always does. He comes in there and just 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:25.000 gets me all riled. I'm start saying things about my 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:26.160 friend Mark Rosen gets me. 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:28.439 I didn't say anything about it. I don't have to. 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:33.320 I didn't say anything about Rosie. I like ripping Rosie. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:35.840 He likes ripping me. That doesn't mean I don't respect 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:39.439 the hell out of him. Oh yeah, I'm sure that 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:43.560 respect is mutual. No, I doubt it, But I love Rosie. 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:48.760 Rosie's held my child then he almost knew his name. 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.160 He likes being a maternity words. Did he know that 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:55.240 you guys are going to be. 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:58.600 There that day? Him and my dad rubbing lunch there? 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:02.880 So you like anyone held your child. That can't be 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:05.520 the that can't be the standard. No, but that's like 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:11.360 important to me. Yeah, terrible people have probably held him 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:15.880 name two Dove, name one more. 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:19.240 He counts for two. Uh personalities in. 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:25.320 There, Dove And how it's your fault, man Rosen? 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:27.760 Yeah, why did you? Oh my god, you did it 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:28.240 to him again. 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:31.280 I wasn't even gonna say, Rosie, you kept looking at 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:32.360 him with those beady eyes. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:38.280 Oh, yes you do. And Pizzas don't say bad things 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:44.320 about Papa. See, terrible people sometimes hold babies, even without 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:46.480 hurting him, just holding them. But still it's like, get 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:49.280 your hands off that baby. You're a terrible person, right, 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:52.240 Go back to the gathering near the juggalos. Yeah, who 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:56.080 Papa and Dov go watch Sean Campil. Let's be honest. 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:58.480 That guy over there sitting down looking at his computer, 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:00.880 he would definitely go to the gathering to the jugglots. 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:06.080 Yeah, well, there's loose women there, and you know there are. 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:07.920 That's why Piz Sauce is going to. 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:09.840 Pa. 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:16.520 Why are you painted like a clown? It was Colonel Sanders. 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:22.680 Here got done with the masters there, and you know 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:32.320 who was serving it. Jeez, Max is getting emails, Sauce, 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:34.200 who brings you the first second of the powers your mind? 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:38.200 Show my amazing friends at gutter Helmet and Gutter Helmet 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:41.880 mn dot com. Never clean your gutters again. You don't 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:43.160 have to worry about them. You don't have to get 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:45.440 up on a ladder like this weekend. Think about it. 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:47.640 Think if you put off your spring cleaning, and that 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:50.360 beautiful golf tournament's on. But you have to go up 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:52.400 on a ladder and fish all that stuff out. I 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:54.480 don't have to worry about it. Why because I have 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:56.760 gut her helmet from my friends at gutter Heelmet. Mn 0:15:56.840 --> 0:16:00.840 dot com has gutter helmet? Ever held your baby? No? 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:03.840 Would you put Louis in a gutter? Yeah, that's with 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:05.760 gut her helmet on it to protect him from all 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:06.600 the debris and rain? 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:09.160 Yes, sir, so you'd put him up on the roof 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:10.600 unsupervised in a gutter? 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:10.840 No? 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:14.040 No, what man? 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:15.760 I don't know if you're a great parent. I'm an 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:18.520 excellent parent. I don't know if anybody is. If you 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:20.040 just put your son in a gutter and leave him 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:23.560 alone on the roof, holds he like fifteen months? Yeah, 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:26.080 that's too young to be on a roof. You know 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:30.960 you're right, But I still trust gutter home. Good. Okay, 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:34.040 that's the right answer. More of the powers you Why 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:46.040 don't you have putness on the fan wools? 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:48.720 It bound, The horn will sound and that will do it. 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:51.400 The Wolves put it into their three game losing streak. 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:58.920 It first tonight on twenty four to one four they're 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:02.640 forty seventh, the win of the season. It's the ninth 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:07.200 time in franchise history they've reached forty seven wins. 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:07.879 In eight seeds. 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:11.800 So it's only barely about five hundred. 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:17.200 No, I mean they're forty seven and thirty two. Oh 0:17:18.040 --> 0:17:20.880 still remember Hawk they played eighty two. 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:26.160 Okay, whatever, and still I would think they'd win more than. 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:26.480 That a lot. 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:28.640 The season's got about two months left. 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:31.639 Nobody cares, don't you understand that? 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:34.720 But Chris, for you, the regular season only three more 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:38.639 games to go. Almost done, oh, almost over. And the 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:41.000 Wolves did officially clinch a playoff spot. It was a 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:44.119 four gune conclusion, but still officially therein yes, and if 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:47.520 the playoffs started today and they don't, we would face 0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:51.560 Denver in round one. We have won ninth straight. Yeah, 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:56.320 that would be a gentleman's sweep. I don't know, we've 0:17:56.400 --> 0:17:58.040 matched up pretty good against him in the past. No 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:01.159 for us, jo Oh you think so? Ah, talk about it, 0:18:03.359 --> 0:18:07.920 we'll see. You know, we were just watching Sports Center, 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:10.560 and you know, you guys can't go back in time. 0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:11.960 Maybe you're just gonna have to have Sports Center on 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:16.280 and hopefully it pops up again. The Utah Mammoth debuted 0:18:17.720 --> 0:18:23.560 the Zamoth last night. Right, a zamboni that is shaped 0:18:23.640 --> 0:18:26.520 like a mammoth. It's like a fan zamboni right where 0:18:26.560 --> 0:18:29.080 it's like they loaded. It's like a party zamboni. I 0:18:29.119 --> 0:18:31.040 think it's functional. I think they're actually I don't know 0:18:31.040 --> 0:18:32.639 if it actually cleans the ice or if it's just 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:37.560 for presentations. That thing was sick. Yeah, it's sweet. Utah 0:18:37.800 --> 0:18:40.320 is killing this. I hope that team gets good because god, 0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:44.320 dang man, yeah what team the Mammoth and oh god, 0:18:44.440 --> 0:18:50.600 timing's everything. Um Utah give me two. The name's cool, 0:18:50.760 --> 0:18:53.960 the logo's cool, the colors are cool. Now. The Zamoth 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:57.840 is cool. The Zamboni Mammoth. The Zamoth is awesome. Google 0:18:57.880 --> 0:19:00.080 it quickly. Maybe it's it's sick. It looks like like 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:04.920 a oh this is awesome. Yeah, it's badass. They're gonna 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:09.200 let people party on it and ride it. Yeah it's sweet. 0:19:09.240 --> 0:19:17.320 I want to ride the Zamoth. Yeah yeah, Hawk road man, 0:19:18.119 --> 0:19:21.159 you get creative. Yeah man, this thing is legit. It's 0:19:21.200 --> 0:19:25.480 like something out of Power Rangers. Well said, that's pretty 0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:33.240 neat looking the Zamoth. The Twins should have one, not 0:19:33.560 --> 0:19:35.480 not to clean the ice. There's no ice there, just 0:19:35.720 --> 0:19:40.879 just to drive around. Yeah, but it's gotta be twins related, 0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:43.600 so there's gotta be two of them side. 0:19:44.560 --> 0:19:50.320 Everything lighting out there is just so nice. Everything look great, 0:19:50.359 --> 0:19:53.439 You look great. Yeah, just two perining by the end 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:58.159 of the game. Yeah, you'd be done by the fifth. Look, Tommy, 0:20:02.600 --> 0:20:03.800 what are we betting on? 0:20:03.880 --> 0:20:09.280 Bastards? Are you okay? What's he doing on what I did? Sure? 0:20:09.480 --> 0:20:13.359 Why did we get ripped? Some guys coming through getting 0:20:13.400 --> 0:20:15.400 ripped on Twitter for what? I don't know. I shouldn't 0:20:15.400 --> 0:20:16.960 be even talking about it because now I'm just doing 0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:17.840 exactly what he wants. 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:24.200 But yeah, he's something about call this shi Yeah yeah, 0:20:24.280 --> 0:20:25.760 let me get to the couple of dbates. 0:20:25.840 --> 0:20:28.720 He's I don't know who cares? Who cares? Yeah, we're 0:20:28.720 --> 0:20:32.840 all do you know I had whatever? It looked like 0:20:32.960 --> 0:20:36.160 you had the best possible time in Las Vegas. Yeah, man, 0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:39.960 it was. Vegas is undefeated. It is. And then you're 0:20:40.000 --> 0:20:41.600 with your fam and I get to hang out smole 0:20:41.640 --> 0:20:44.280 the whole time. Yeah, it's the dream. Bought a picture 0:20:44.320 --> 0:20:47.200 with you with your arm around smoll. I think I 0:20:47.280 --> 0:20:49.440 saw a sess in the background of one picture. You 0:20:49.520 --> 0:20:54.840 FaceTime anybody. You guys are dressed to the nines. Though 0:20:54.880 --> 0:20:58.399 you're going to Circa swim, you're walking the strip, I. 0:20:58.440 --> 0:21:01.440 Said, I said this to my parents. Circa is my 0:21:01.480 --> 0:21:04.320 favorite place out there. Not kidding you know everything about it. 0:21:04.640 --> 0:21:07.840 It does, it doesn't of Tommy Olsen, right, and I 0:21:07.920 --> 0:21:10.240 don't mean now as in terms of like the remnants 0:21:10.280 --> 0:21:12.399 from this past week and was saying like that is 0:21:13.119 --> 0:21:16.560 that's your vibe. That Circus swim thing has you written 0:21:16.640 --> 0:21:19.440 all over it, right, just that's perfect for you. Oh 0:21:19.560 --> 0:21:21.520 and then we got I took a picture. I'll show 0:21:21.520 --> 0:21:24.720 you a chicken strip, just platter. There was like fifty 0:21:24.800 --> 0:21:28.160 chicken strips. So it was perfect. Sounds nice by the pool, Yeah, 0:21:28.240 --> 0:21:32.840 it's just perfect. What everybody else get. I gotta tell 0:21:32.880 --> 0:21:33.520 you a story. 0:21:33.560 --> 0:21:38.320 I'll you guys, you will. You won't believe it, thank you, 0:21:38.920 --> 0:21:39.280 you can. 0:21:39.480 --> 0:21:39.720 You can. 0:21:39.840 --> 0:21:40.720 Just it's not arable. 0:21:40.920 --> 0:21:44.520 No, well no, because it's not like anything sexual but 0:21:44.720 --> 0:21:47.840 all kind of kind of course. 0:21:49.200 --> 0:21:52.360 Because it's food relating. So we got it. Got that later. 0:21:52.600 --> 0:21:55.280 It's what it's like, what we what we saw there 0:21:55.359 --> 0:21:57.920 and what almost Yeah, what did you do with the 0:21:58.000 --> 0:22:01.919 chicken fingers? But you know like, I love dressing up 0:22:02.000 --> 0:22:03.639 up there and just looking like a douche with us 0:22:03.680 --> 0:22:07.719 soon on. It's fine. You can do Vegas however you want. Yeah, right, 0:22:07.840 --> 0:22:10.960 do Vegas your Waygas your way. It was so fun. 0:22:11.119 --> 0:22:14.040 Did you uh do you wear something nice for uh bread? 0:22:14.440 --> 0:22:19.000