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Speaker 1: What's up everybody, and welcome. You have just tuned in

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Speaker 1: the real Lass on Real Radio one oh four point one.

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Speaker 2: I'm your host tonight, mister James Jhon.

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Speaker 1: I'm joining virtual studio with some really good friends of

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Speaker 1: mine and we are your night cap of comedy. First off,

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Speaker 1: Ken Miller, aka the godfather of Orlando comedy, is with us,

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Speaker 1: but today he's still the Trader, and salute if you will,

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Speaker 1: my friend. Also, we got Jeff the Batman coffin here

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Speaker 1: is our official sponsor. Without him, none of this happens.

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Speaker 1: He is from Coaufin and Lynn. They are your personal

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Speaker 1: injury attorneys. They have been representing and winning for the

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Speaker 1: good people of Orlando for over twenty years. Then we

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Speaker 1: got my friend, my partner in crime, the man who

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Speaker 1: helped start all this hilarity over nine years ago. I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about Miguel Cologne. Don't you forget about the junior

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Speaker 1: because he knows who his daddy is.

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Speaker 2: Tell us how we feeling tonight? Wow, That's what I'm

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Speaker 2: talking about. I'm feeling good. But why is he the trader?

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Speaker 3: Because my body, bro Hey, hey my body, my body

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Speaker 3: traded on.

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Speaker 4: Me because I was eating healthy and I said I

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Speaker 4: got you.

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Speaker 1: Yep, yep, a crown, baby crown helps to go down.

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Speaker 5: The body is lubricanting to run. Man in that crown royal. Hey,

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Speaker 5: maple syrup.

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Speaker 4: Hey, but gil, let me tell you some dog shout

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Speaker 4: out to Pedro.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 3: Pedro had his fiftieth birthday party. It was open bar.

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Speaker 3: I know, I was twenty two crowns deep. That dude

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Speaker 3: was tired of this is what happened. So it was

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Speaker 3: open bar, but it was tipped. I walked up to

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Speaker 3: him and I already had two drinks. Sean said, hey,

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Speaker 3: can you make sure you tip? I gave that man

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Speaker 3: fifty dollars because I knew I was already buzzing.

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Speaker 4: I said, dog, I'll see you later.

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Speaker 2: He ain't.

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Speaker 4: He put in the jar. He put that thing in

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Speaker 4: my pocket.

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Speaker 2: Here you go.

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Speaker 4: Every time I walked up, somebody was in line.

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Speaker 2: He was like, there you go, there you go.

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Speaker 6: I was like, how you need to.

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Speaker 3: Drink so fast? I told Seana get yeah. I gave

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Speaker 3: him twenty. Yeah, I did that. I did that at

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Speaker 3: a wedding one time.

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Speaker 5: I came up to the bartender and I gave him fifty.

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Speaker 5: I say, you tell me when this runs out, you know, like,

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Speaker 5: but until then, lines yeah, yeah, yeah, a yeah line lines,

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Speaker 5: I'll do those in the bathroom, sir.

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Speaker 2: I'm creating a p area.

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Speaker 4: That's yeah, bro.

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Speaker 1: I will say this about all four of us. When

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Speaker 1: we drink anything, we go somewhere, we tip very well.

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Speaker 6: Tip.

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Speaker 4: We am embarrassing tip.

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Speaker 5: I tipped the bartender, I tipped the weight staff. I

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Speaker 5: try to tip the cop that pulls.

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Speaker 6: Me over like.

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Speaker 2: Me.

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Speaker 6: It's hard being black in the blue uniform. I know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, take that.

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Speaker 2: What these coupons that, oh.

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Speaker 6: You don't go to Wendy's.

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Speaker 4: Hold up this, it's good.

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Speaker 6: Hey, I'm hold on man, I'm a little drunk. Let

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Speaker 6: me do a bump so I keep my mind right,

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Speaker 6: I could talk. Let me do a b Yeah. Let

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Speaker 6: me hold your god, let me hold your gun. Can't

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Speaker 6: wake up? Wake up?

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Speaker 4: We had the hot dog stand ye yeah, we real

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Speaker 4: honest with you.

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Speaker 6: This guys got it out to get that breath lines

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Speaker 6: out of my face. I don't wanted to make that.

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Speaker 2: Noise kid with that one line.

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Speaker 6: Hey, I know by rights.

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Speaker 2: Trying to sleep here.

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Speaker 6: He's like, you want to go to jail, sir, you

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Speaker 6: want to go home? I'll tell you.

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you what, I'll race you kink slips right now,

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Speaker 5: big fire apartment wasn't a frame?

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Speaker 4: Hey?

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Speaker 3: This how I get away with with the police for

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Speaker 3: I've been drinking. You know the air fresh and the

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Speaker 3: hang in front of mirror. Yeah, it's a picture of Jeff.

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Speaker 6: Yes said.

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Speaker 4: You know Jeff Kaufmann.

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Speaker 2: Be absolutely bro go ahead, man, that's what you gotta do.

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Speaker 6: Can't you get pulled over drinking?

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Speaker 5: They're like, sir, if you've been drinking and you just

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Speaker 5: you start shaking your head and they're like, sir, is

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Speaker 5: there a reason you're drinking tonight? You like, you know,

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Speaker 5: today's h the anniversary of Operation Wounded Foot in Iraq

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Speaker 5: twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 6: What were we doing there? We was just boys.

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Speaker 4: We were just boys, Miguel, I'm holding still real. You

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Speaker 4: have a brandup poop pit. You have a bran poo bad.

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Speaker 4: They like, get out of here.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, Let him go, Let him go. It's all right,

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Speaker 2: it's okay, let him go.

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Speaker 5: Let I wake up every morning and realize that I'm

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Speaker 5: the only one who survived. Like you lost, you lost

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Speaker 5: a lot of friends. Yeah, they got fired for sexual harassment.

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Speaker 6: We were wading, We were Walling hey Man.

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Speaker 4: Then today this, by the way, this is the sixth

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Speaker 4: Iraqi War. We didn't even find nobody. Were just over

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Speaker 4: there harassing women pretty much pretty much Iraq.

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Speaker 6: No left rack queens.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, with Nori and his crew, we drink champions. We

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Speaker 5: lost a lot of people because some of them went.

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Speaker 6: The wrong way.

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Speaker 5: We found them, we found them, but we lost them

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Speaker 5: for a minute.

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Speaker 1: Bro, I'm trying to think, when's the last time y'all

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Speaker 1: been pulled over?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I just got don't don't say that.

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Speaker 3: It'll be a mcguil got pulled over out the show

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Speaker 3: we did a couple weeks.

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Speaker 6: I just showed me Kennedy.

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Speaker 5: I got pulled over September twentieth in winter Haven.

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Speaker 2: Florida, because that was the name of the citation.

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Speaker 5: That's yeah, he was went in Florida September twentieth. Why

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Speaker 5: a detective to who I found out? I guess, I guess.

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Speaker 5: I started to my cop, but he was again in

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Speaker 5: smaller cities, He's like, uh, sometimes they run squawk. That's

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Speaker 5: why he wasn't even cool black detected walking up to

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Speaker 5: my car. Uh, the speed limit was clearly posted at

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Speaker 5: forty five or excuse me at thirty and I was

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Speaker 5: going forty uh thinking, I mean, honestly, goy, it's just

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Speaker 5: my mistake, just just my my my thing. I just

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Speaker 5: it felt like a forty forty steamed slow, you know.

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Speaker 5: So I was like, let me go forty forty miles.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. So he comes up to me and and you.

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Speaker 5: Know, pulls, pulls, it pulls me over immediately when he

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Speaker 5: put the lights on me. I pulled over, honestly, just

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Speaker 5: think I got past me.

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Speaker 6: And then he got behind me again, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 6: I almost went the other way, like hey, buddy, just.

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Speaker 5: Go yeah, because I was like, you know what, you know, way,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna pull out in a rental car too. So

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Speaker 5: I pulled all the way into this parking lot that

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Speaker 5: was lit because it was night, and.

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Speaker 6: I was like, I don't want it was so dark.

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Speaker 5: I was like, I don't want him to ye be

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Speaker 5: more nervous in like a super under that area. But

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Speaker 5: I also think dude was thinking I was not trying

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Speaker 5: to stop, and so I.

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Speaker 6: Rolled down my window and I was like, hey, I'm

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Speaker 6: I'm pulling into the parking lot. So I pulled into the.

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Speaker 5: Parking lot and I pulled right underneath the lights, and

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Speaker 5: I just sat there and when he came up, I

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Speaker 5: was like hey, and he was like licensed registration. I

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Speaker 5: was like, okay, you're not a talkative one. And I

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Speaker 5: gave him my stuff and then he was like, you

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Speaker 5: know why I pulled you over? And I was like no,

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Speaker 5: and he was like you were going forty and it's

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Speaker 5: a thirty mile per hours on and I was just

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Speaker 5: like oh. And then I said he was like, there

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Speaker 5: a reason you pulled in here. And I was like,

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Speaker 5: you know, it's about to shop.

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Speaker 6: What do you think, bro, it's like lit you know,

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Speaker 6: like yeah. I was like, yeah, I pulled it. He

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Speaker 6: was like okay, yeah. I was like from both of us,

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Speaker 6: from both of us. Man, you're not worried about me.

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Speaker 2: You know you didn't talk to your lawyer beforehand. I

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Speaker 2: did it for your better fait because I thought it'd

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Speaker 2: be easier for you. That's no.

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Speaker 6: I looked up face and said, why do I do it?

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Speaker 6: I pay you son? Yeah, I know my right check

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Speaker 6: this pressure on my tires right now too. Almost speak

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Speaker 6: to what's your ship sergeant? You see the air freshener.

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Speaker 6: You see the air freshener, air freshener.

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Speaker 4: What's your name, Hey, Miguel, you turn around and then

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Speaker 4: laying on the other side.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, right down to give me, give me

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Speaker 5: your weapon. It's a field inspection son, dust on, dust

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Speaker 5: on the chamber. Nope, nope, right now, man, give me

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Speaker 5: give me the five points.

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Speaker 2: What's the crap?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you blousing your boots? Huh okay airborne all right?

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, man, you know what.

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Speaker 2: You're this way?

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Speaker 7: This dude, this dude is a detective and they don't

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Speaker 7: have enough police people that he's got to start writing

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Speaker 7: traffic tickets. That's like, hey, you're going to have to

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Speaker 7: spend a whole day doing notary service.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: And he was black, what do you need to do?

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Speaker 6: And I looked at him.

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Speaker 4: I was like, wow, really wow, okay o, yeah, I

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Speaker 4: get it, man, some of us work in the house.

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Speaker 6: Okay, oh.

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Speaker 3: Jane's I had give him a gil props because I

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Speaker 3: came out after him and I was ten deep.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, yeah.

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Speaker 6: Taking that bullet fuck me. You know about the end

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Speaker 6: of the day, who was speeding me?

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Speaker 5: And why was I speeding? Because I didn't pit man?

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Speaker 5: And that's miles really attention to the sign that I mean,

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Speaker 5: right when he pulled me over. The whole time.

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Speaker 6: I was like, I'm going forty, but I never paid

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Speaker 6: attention to the sign.

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Speaker 2: Because when you're going forty it does not feel fast.

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Speaker 2: Had miles. I can't write.

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Speaker 6: They should.

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Speaker 7: In fact, most police officers will tell you I don't.

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Speaker 7: If you're under ten, I don't do anything.

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Speaker 2: No, Hey, this is what they know.

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Speaker 5: They're making the detective work a shift tonight. He's probably

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Speaker 5: got to he's probably gotta get it, you know.

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Speaker 6: I get it. Hey, at the end of the day.

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Speaker 6: That's the rule.

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Speaker 5: He didn't break no rules. He wasn't rude to me,

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Speaker 5: he wasn't disrespectful to me. He's just he was having

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Speaker 5: a he was having a crappy day. But yeah, his

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Speaker 5: job and his job is to pull me over and

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Speaker 5: be like, hey, buddy, oh man, you're good.

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Speaker 2: You know, like you know, after the ticket in the

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Speaker 2: back seat, what happened?

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Speaker 3: Well, can up in the back all from Yeah, I.

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Speaker 5: Was just standing over the cop had his weapon inspected.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, brod mero, I'll kick you and Cob will

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Speaker 3: He he was infantry, he was. He was the only

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Speaker 4: And ever hear this show, I was one hell of

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Speaker 4: Video on his feet? I can't tell them I'm trying

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Speaker 4: A little worry about it?

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Speaker 1: You are still listening to Real Last on Real Radio

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Speaker 1: can keep it going another nine years. Now, Ken, you

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Speaker 2: So hey, man, ask me any I'll say the truth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm John waiting into because Jeff Jeff been with

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Speaker 6: The streets man no data. Hey, so like divorcement here

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Speaker 4: Hey, bro, that Spanish dude be on here wildand bro wow.

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Speaker 3: Hey, So before we came on the show, I ran

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Speaker 3: She won't she was he watching football. She won't mess

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Speaker 4: And then be like, yeah, we ain't doing that. No

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Speaker 4: more times up, Yo, you watch football this weekend?

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Speaker 3: Okay, next weekend. She's like, Yo, we're going to the

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Speaker 4: But you watched football last week. You know that, right?

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Speaker 4: They don't stop.

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Speaker 2: You know it's not one game, bro.

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Speaker 4: My wife, they noticed.

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Speaker 3: My wife brought me the greatest Christmas gift ever got.

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Speaker 3: My wife bought me a locker at Corona cigar balls.

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Speaker 3: And for the first couple of months, every Wednesday is

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Speaker 3: My wife is like, now it's movie night, I said,

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Speaker 2: Didn't movie nights?

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Speaker 4: What did?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because the tradition.

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Speaker 4: So now, Miguel, I got to So today was stressful

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Speaker 2: Yeah, can I can I go there?

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Speaker 4: Just man?

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Speaker 5: Make request man listen. Like a while ago, I told

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Speaker 5: because you know, that's life. But also, man, ain't no,

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Speaker 6: Yeah, woman, that's how you perfect things, you know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how else are you gonna get a third degree

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Speaker 2: burn across your nipples?

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Speaker 6: This is my yeah, yeah, it's not for fun of you.

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Speaker 2: Need underwear.

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Speaker 6: This is my thing about relationships. It's true. It's the truth. Man.

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Speaker 5: Everybody knows it. When you break up with a woman,

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Speaker 6: That's that's cool with you in fact, but I mean you.

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Speaker 6: You You forget also what.

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Speaker 5: Freedom was like because you trade freedom for peace, And

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Speaker 5: I mean that because freedom isn't peaceful. I'm free, guys,

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Speaker 6: I don't know where. I don't know where the next

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Speaker 5: you you single guys, you don't. I'm like, you think

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Speaker 5: you think I haven't been instilled in my life that

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Speaker 6: You know, old scram man, like you think I haven't

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Speaker 5: But the things that are or are childish man things

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Speaker 6: Based on what I'm gonna cook. You can't walk in

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Speaker 5: You're like, why onions next to beef and and and

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Speaker 6: It makes no logic. But the truth I remember what.

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Speaker 5: Say is this, man, I do respect that you guys

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Speaker 5: I'm telling you man, I think I think as comedians

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Speaker 5: people harp on the oh, I'm not free when you're

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Speaker 5: you basically all your all your stupid heathen man. Things

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Speaker 5: got I got candles now for different occasions, I got,

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Speaker 5: you know, like Ken says, I got towels, multiple towels.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what wives do.

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Speaker 2: Why is buy you underwear?

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Speaker 1: We don't go on When the last time y'all went

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you something.

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Speaker 7: This is what I think as a man. As you

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Speaker 7: quality drawers. That's the one thing I think is important.

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Speaker 6: PSD giblets.

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00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,040
Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly a bad I learned.

446
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:10,560
Speaker 7: And here's the trick, guy bamboo, the bamboo underwear good.

447
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,920
Speaker 7: Here's forget anything black.

448
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,879
Speaker 6: Anytime see somebody white underwear, I'm like, she.

449
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:22,920
Speaker 4: Under I didn't wear white underwear. In the military.

450
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,399
Speaker 6: That's what's up. James got the avabars. Man got some.

451
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:28,360
Speaker 4: Man.

452
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,439
Speaker 6: Hey, that's how kids butt was when he was pooping.

453
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,280
Speaker 4: That is hilarious.

454
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 6: Man.

455
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,480
Speaker 2: Uh got to have some nice underwear. Bro, treat you

456
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,480
Speaker 2: behind right, we'll talk.

457
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 3: Maybe five years ago I went to go pick my

458
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:53,160
Speaker 3: kids up and Junior was outside. They had a basketball court.

459
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,399
Speaker 3: He had on some these Hanes type you know how

460
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,400
Speaker 3: to be sagging. Ye'll like when you get there front,

461
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,159
Speaker 3: He's like, allright, I said, ride with me.

462
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 4: My son took me. The target was like, yeah, this

463
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,680
Speaker 4: is it. And I bought these hands underwear because I

464
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 4: saw my son and them. I said, them look fresh.

465
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 4: And the last time I bought some underwear five years ago.

466
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 5: Box of briefs, guys box the greatest vision. It was

467
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 5: like all the all the holding together, the tiny whities

468
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,119
Speaker 5: with with all what you need from a because if

469
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 5: somebody say, put a guny right now, So take your

470
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,920
Speaker 5: clothes off, stay in your drawers and you got a

471
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,439
Speaker 5: pair of boxing briefs on, You're like whatever, I look

472
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,359
Speaker 5: like I'm at the pool.

473
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,399
Speaker 6: But if you got tighty whities, I'm like, you have

474
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 6: to shoot me dog. Yeah, I can't go out like that.

475
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad to die. Go ahead.

476
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 6: I got something.

477
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 2: I got some of you guys some shoes. But I'll

478
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,159
Speaker 2: tell you what. Your women might not like it. But

479
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 2: if I brought you the solid drawers, your girl would go, oh,

480
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,120
Speaker 2: what are those.

481
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 3: PSD guys, Jeff, I love you to death. You buy

482
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 3: me some jaws, I'll beat your ass.

483
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 6: What you do, I'll tell you.

484
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,480
Speaker 7: I set him to the house and he goes like,

485
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,640
Speaker 7: I wear these goes but they look kind of interesting.

486
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,920
Speaker 3: No, yeah, they'll be they'll be returned to sender. I

487
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,159
Speaker 3: work down the street from you. I walked down bitches

488
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 3: to your office.

489
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 2: I'll set them to Shawn. Let's all go, oh, I

490
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 2: like these.

491
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 4: You got some time and Jerry underwear. Now you immature

492
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:20,640
Speaker 4: with some socks, dude.

493
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 2: Man, man, you got about ten uses on those before

494
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 2: they hang in.

495
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 6: No, man, I got the PSDs man. They giblet holders.

496
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,879
Speaker 5: Bro PSD has been sending me free underwear for like

497
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,160
Speaker 5: three years. Their homies. I'm going on record, guys, get

498
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,119
Speaker 5: you some PSDs man. They're gonna hold those giblets together

499
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 5: there there they yo, they protect because like Jeff fox Worth,

500
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,880
Speaker 5: he said, when men by underwear. He's like Jeff Fox said,

501
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 5: ladies by underwears for occasions and men by underwear to

502
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 5: protect their pants from their ass.

503
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 6: Correct. And that's the.

504
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 2: That's funny, that's real. It's real, all right, man, underwear

505
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 2: away underwear order. And I'm told you Jews, we know

506
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 2: we know material.

507
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 7: That's one thing that's called the schmat, the business that's

508
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 7: that's like Yiddish for like clothes.

509
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 2: We know good material.

510
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,360
Speaker 1: Man, gotta be all right, all right, you can buy

511
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 1: me some draws, Joe, all right, now, you don't don't

512
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 1: buy me No, Sean, I ain't sending it to you.

513
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 4: Even you don't think it's weird.

514
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:23,639
Speaker 6: Bro.

515
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,680
Speaker 4: He was like when I hugged dude, she's like, y'all

516
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,920
Speaker 4: too long. No, she likes y'all.

517
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:35,120
Speaker 5: Ain't no dude sending me draws. If you know, even

518
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 5: when ps he sends me draws, I make them find

519
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 5: a rep a woman in the office, or as a

520
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 5: high pitched voice. God Tevin who worked there, And I'm like, Tevin,

521
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 5: pretend you a girl again. Hey, all right, then you're good.

522
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 2: Have Jonathan signed it to you. I'll go say, have

523
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 2: Jonathan Cidy to it.

524
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 3: It's a perfect not Tevin though, Like, like, if you

525
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 3: ever hanging out with monsters in the morning with Angel.

526
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 4: Angel kiss your teak? Yeah yeah, yeah all the time.

527
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 2: Dad, What are you gonna do?

528
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 4: But Seanan be like, Yo, did he just kiss You're like, yeah,

529
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 4: that's what they do.

530
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 5: Yeah my dad, man, I mean I kiss my dad

531
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 5: on the cheek every time. Every time I see my dad,

532
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 5: I cout. My dad will be sitting there having a beer.

533
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 5: I walk in, say what's up to? Will come up

534
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 5: kissing on the cheek. That's just that's that's our I

535
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,400
Speaker 5: wouldn't kissing dude.

536
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 6: If I'm in Puerto Rico, visit the dudes, meet dudes. Man,

537
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 6: gap up. Man, it's kissing the cheek.

538
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 4: All the time.

539
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you all the truth, bro. Miguel is

540
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 1: a very attentive and gentle kisser.

541
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 6: James first one would be a James. This is what

542
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,360
Speaker 6: I do with James.

543
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 5: Go out anymore, Michelle, I go, I kiss James on

544
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 5: the cheek and then and then I hold him by

545
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 5: the mouth and I go, who you belong to?

546
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 6: He's like you daddy. I'm like I was about to

547
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 6: pay I'm like, what that? But do you want daddy.

548
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm nobody was wondering that is my weakness a payday.

549
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 6: So yeah, while I'm doing it to him, like hey, Tevin,

550
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 6: how them draws coming?

551
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 3: It's real like and until I moved to Florida, like,

552
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 3: I never experienced that way.

553
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 4: You meet a Hispanic male and their yeah like no, no,

554
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 4: like you know what I mean, Like what the big dog?

555
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 6: What you're doing Sunday? You know what I mean?

556
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 7: Like why do he kissed me and grabbed my ass

557
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 7: at the same time.

558
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 4: That's different.

559
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,640
Speaker 6: That's like culture were like, Yeah, but Buddy's Albanian.

560
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 2: Yo, he's wild over here.

561
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 5: Bro, I tell you this this Hey, this definitely can

562
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 5: sound gay, as I was about to say it, but yeah,

563
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 5: this is this is.

564
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 6: This is the truth.

565
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 5: When I think of spending time with my relatives when

566
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 5: I was a kid, like in New York, I think,

567
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 5: and this definitely sounds gay. I think of the smell

568
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,120
Speaker 5: of cologne, leather jackets, and hugging and kissing.

569
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 6: Guys, and that's pretty gay.

570
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 5: As I said, understand, yeah, all my uncles, all my

571
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 5: older cousins, all my dad's people stuff.

572
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 6: Everybody had like their leather coat on and you come up,

573
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 6: you hug them.

574
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 5: Everybody had like a set to cologne on because Latinos

575
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 5: and cologne, like our natural set is cologne. Like if

576
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,400
Speaker 5: you if you meet a Latino and he don't smell

577
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 5: like anything, it's because he's dead.

578
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 6: You know. Wait a minute, that's a Mortons our rigging

579
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 6: Mortars is nothing.

580
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 2: That's what you smell because he's dead.

581
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 6: Cigar leather jackets.

582
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, so Jane, So Kenny, I didn't John zyd

583
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 4: will never do. She's she don't let me kiss it

584
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 4: no more?

585
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:48,160
Speaker 6: On the cheek.

586
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 3: I kiss laid on the cheek all the time. My

587
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 3: godson Christian, I kiss on the cheek, my nieces, I do.

588
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 3: Do you kiss your boys on the cheek?

589
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 4: I don't think I do.

590
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 2: To be honest with you, we hugged, but I don't

591
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 2: think I kiss him. I don't think one of the cheek.

592
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 3: My godson Christian gets mad, so pops, I don't. I

593
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 3: don't get the kiss today, I'm like, how is he

594
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 3: Christians twenty five?

595
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 4: Kenny was Christians twenty five? Yeah, okay, but I was.

596
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 4: She was a little kid.

597
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 3: But look I learned this though, even like any female

598
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 3: friend of mine. Comedian white black spans whatever. If I

599
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 3: hugged him, I kissed them on the.

600
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 2: Cheek, that's a normal thing, yes, kiss.

601
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 4: I just feel like.

602
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 3: That's more of a like, hey, we family were family,

603
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 3: were more than friend.

604
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're my people, absolutely, Yeah.

605
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 4: I can tell you that.

606
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,239
Speaker 1: One time, because you know, my wife's Puerto Rican too,

607
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: I went to go kiss one of her friends on

608
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: the cheek, and my wife caught the girl's mouth like

609
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: this her cheek and didn't let the girl kiss me.

610
00:28:54,760 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 6: Friend with Michelle is Michelle kisses us that? Yes? Yeah,

611
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 6: what is wrong with Michelle?

612
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 5: You told me how you told me how her sister

613
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 5: like was cooking in the kitchen, had like a breadstick

614
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 5: and was like try this, and and Michelle flipped on

615
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 5: you because he was about to eat off of the breadstick.

616
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 2: A woman feed me.

617
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you know that's like if you if you

618
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 5: like Porto Rican or like a get here's something like

619
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 5: that cooking in the kitchen.

620
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 6: That's one hundred percent a man.

621
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 5: Thing to a man of a command, the titans, comman,

622
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 5: that's what it's gonna move, Commre.

623
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 6: That's good, all right, that's that's what that is.

624
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 3: By the rushing kisses us on the cheek, Yeah, she's drinking.

625
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 2: You know, she don't give kisses what she hain't been drinking.

626
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 6: Jonathan, let me do this little whatever on that note.

627
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 4: On that note, we'll be right back.

628
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 2: We're more hilarity right on Real Last, Real Radio one, Pikaboo.

629
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 6: I'm gonna do you.

630
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 2: Welcome back, everybody.

631
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Speaker 1: You are still listening to Real Labs on Real Radio

632
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: one O four point one. I mean hoping it's a

633
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: James John doing a virtue the studio with Kim Miller,

634
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 1: a k A Trader, the Batman Coffin and Miguel.

635
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 6: Zel right, Denzel and Robert Towns.

636
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 2: That was the whitest thing you've ever seen.

637
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 3: Hey man, we're talking about and break. We're talking about

638
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 3: like good Jamaican music. This dude jump calling talking about

639
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 3: the mighty Quinn.

640
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 4: Bro.

641
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, the worst Jamaican accent in a movie I've

642
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: ever heard in my life.

643
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,479
Speaker 2: Oh, it's horrible in my life too.

644
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 4: I love that, Zelba Yeah, good too, funny Bro, that's

645
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:54,479
Speaker 4: a rough one.

646
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of that, I told you guys last show,

647
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 1: we didn't get to go into it that I got

648
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: to actually host a Caribbean Jamaican reggae festival my first time.

649
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 2: I had no idea what I was going.

650
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 1: To see that that night. Apparently in Claremont. I don't

651
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: know if you guys got this. Apparently in Claremont, Trump

652
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: has legalized weed because everybody, including grandmamas, were out there

653
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: smoking weed.

654
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 2: It was festival.

655
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 6: Come on, man, yeah, yeah, it downtown Orlando. Ain't nobody

656
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 6: supping you for smoking weed? Really? We's not crime anymore.

657
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 2: You're back coming out of a seven eleven. But you

658
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 2: can smoke them.

659
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,479
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I remember this, I want to be in corrected.

660
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,719
Speaker 5: I remember if it was Sheriff Dennings or which sheriff

661
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 5: it was, made the public statement a few years ago

662
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 5: that they would not be pursuing any uh like small marijuana.

663
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 2: Case mayor Dinnings.

664
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, and they were they weren't going to

665
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 5: pursue any cases on it.

666
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 4: Yeah.

667
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 5: Weed, I mean it's too it's too much about it.

668
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 5: And I mean just a real legal expert, but it's

669
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 5: too much of a hassle. Now, I do know this,

670
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 5: and I've heard from many law enforcement people. The reason

671
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 5: why law enforcement never wants weed to fully be legal

672
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 5: is it still gives them a reason to be like, hey,

673
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 5: I smell weed.

674
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 6: In the cart. You know, let's search them.

675
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 2: Let's search people do stupid.

676
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 6: They don't want.

677
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 7: Here's here's the thing they don't want. Twelve year olds

678
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 7: and sixteen year olds, you know, stoned out of their

679
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 7: mind walking down the street, getting in their cars. It's

680
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 7: all about kids, it's not about adults.

681
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 6: But they're not supposed to be able to get it.

682
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 6: I mean, alcohol is the same way.

683
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 7: If you could, if you could basically buy the one

684
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 7: thing difference between a beer and weed is you can

685
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 7: hide weed easy.

686
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 2: You can't hide you know, a bottle of something you

687
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 2: can't says you.

688
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 7: You could take a quick hit off something you you know,

689
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 7: there's a difference. I grew up in Miami. That's you know,

690
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 7: you could get weed easier than you could get alcohol.

691
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 2: That's just the way that was. You know, now you

692
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 2: have one hitters where you could be you know, sitting here.

693
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 2: You they're vaping. Now it's it's easy. Now it's cake.

694
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: So it was interesting the fact that there was that

695
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: much weed out there and they were smoking some slips,

696
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: huge splips.

697
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 6: Slips guys, if you don't know, it's mixed with tobacco.

698
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: Correct, Yeah, not my cup of tea at all. But

699
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: they were fatties. They were doing slips. But I would

700
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 1: say the music was absolutely banging, like it was dope.

701
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: It It took me back to the nineties because they

702
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: were doing like dance hall and stuff like that.

703
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 2: It was really good concert.

704
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: But man, I left there smelling a certain way, praying

705
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: to God that I didn't get pulled over for anything,

706
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: like God, because he gonna be like, you.

707
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 7: Stink, You stink, you can't get away. That's in your clothes,

708
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 7: and you walk around your like and you like pig

709
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 7: pat with weed, and.

710
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: It's that smell that It's only that there's nothing else

711
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 1: that smells like that.

712
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,719
Speaker 2: So what I'm gonna say to the cop, Hey man,

713
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,239
Speaker 2: that ain't I just stick your hands out the wind up?

714
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 3: Yeah?

715
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 4: Hey know, hey bro, you was that you was at

716
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 4: a toss point?

717
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 2: Oh party?

718
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 4: I don't know what toch party was a hold up?

719
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 4: Not that not the dude from comedy Center. Oh man,

720
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 4: my bad? I thought you was that day, My bad?

721
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 6: Who they had?

722
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,399
Speaker 2: I thought he was talking. Peter Tosh was the guy

723
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,360
Speaker 2: that helps helped starting the Millers.

724
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:10,919
Speaker 6: Yeah.

725
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 1: He actually was credited with inventing reggae music as a

726
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 1: matter of fact. So yeah, it was his birthday. So

727
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: they had a reggae fest out there. It was a

728
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: damn good time, good music, a lot of weed.

729
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 2: People are out there drinking, feeling good.

730
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 6: Oh.

731
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,399
Speaker 1: It was funny because they had a guy named mister

732
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: G who was selling Caribbean food. He had a menu

733
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: that was a hard board and then he had a

734
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: menu he wrote.

735
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 2: On the dry race.

736
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 4: He did not sell oxtails. He had no ox tail.

737
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 2: He had oxtails on the hardboard, one of those printed

738
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 2: up but very expensive.

739
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 6: Now, man, cabbean menu and have everything on it.

740
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,960
Speaker 2: No, that's true, bro, I want to you.

741
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 4: Got to ask. You gotta ask. Now you have ox

742
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 4: hell yeah, yeah is yeah. So it was good.

743
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 2: It was a good time making out those people out everybody.

744
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 4: I would be real with you.

745
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 3: I like reggae music, but if I'm at a club,

746
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 3: give me like twenty minutes and after that, I don't know, Yeah.

747
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 4: You gonna. I love reggae music. I feel like.

748
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 5: And I'm like, all right, man, it always sounds like

749
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 5: I'm like, that's really sexually aggressive.

750
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, but let me.

751
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 4: We said this with folk, don't play a little vicious

752
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,240
Speaker 4: nica because.

753
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 6: Oh girl, it's just find a friend. Na. Yeah, I

754
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 6: wouldn't know why my parents never told me.

755
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 4: Man, you play a little visious Nika and a mighty quinn.

756
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 6: Oh rhythm, feel the ride watch time.

757
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: I will say this though, there's something about you know

758
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 1: I used to go to the club back and that

759
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: you wanted the DJ to play something slow so.

760
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 2: You could dance with somebody.

761
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: When when they played on certain Jamaican songs where it's

762
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 1: time to wind, No, we.

763
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 3: Gonna well like a champion telly, Hey dog, Yes it's different.

764
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 6: Oh yo, you you didn't siminate in my girl.

765
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:11,760
Speaker 2: It's not just to dance.

766
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 6: You gotta get and slow.

767
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder song.

768
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:20,479
Speaker 4: He's somebody I growd on a chick on that song.

769
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 2: Both her legs on your shoulders. Hey, it's ain't d.

770
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:29,879
Speaker 4: Hey girl flicks time to have that, yeah, man, man

771
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 4: cole Bro, mister lover man.

772
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 6: Oh, I.

773
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: Like that.

774
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,959
Speaker 2: I had the crowd on the thing like you, mister

775
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 2: love man. In the buildings, who wants to see my

776
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 2: box of briefs?

777
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 4: Bro? They messing around playing mister ugly man.

778
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: Oh, that was funny, Marlon was wile back in the day.

779
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 4: That was funny Now I'm lying because not a name

780
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 4: like an hour for Jamaican music. You like, yeah, roll

781
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 4: up to my bump by baby, all that good stuff.

782
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 2: It was a good time though, man, action.

783
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 3: About that bro up in grinding on somebody like that?

784
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 1: Yo.

785
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 4: She'd be like, boy, you ate a honey pack and

786
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 4: you know.

787
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 6: I hate that jerk.

788
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 4: Honey a honey pack on the tail? You about to

789
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 4: get it?

790
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 6: Girl, Tell you man, you take one of them honey packs.

791
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 6: It's like you got a star in Mario bro.

792
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: I love talking to Rastafarians because everything sounds like a

793
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: poem when we talked to him, like, hey man, how

794
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: you doing peace?

795
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 2: I love brother, Blessings to all?

796
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 6: Okay, cool pretty cool man? You want to buy this

797
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 6: some machine gunna? What piece?

798
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,840
Speaker 1: Little blessing to all? You heard me rasta phi? Okay,

799
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: cool man? All right, I'll take mustard on mine.

800
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 6: Yeah. Nice. Man is always trying to explain to me.

801
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 6: Here's the thing, though, they are always in shape, so

802
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 6: you got to listen to that point. Why man, they

803
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 6: eat like like because they don't eat heat and yeah,

804
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 6: they don't eat like.

805
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 5: He don't have boiled chicken on Wednesdays. And then this

806
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 5: and this and this like that's the secret to life.

807
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 6: And I'm like, all right, man, I'm eating oxtail and

808
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,879
Speaker 6: pork chops and you're in my car.

809
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:24,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's weird, like brought an island, that's how come?

810
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 6: No, but is always naturally though, man.

811
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,919
Speaker 5: And you're talking, dude, you like you about my age,

812
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 5: like where were you born? He's like nineteen forty far

813
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 5: Like what what?

814
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 2: What?

815
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 6: Yeah?

816
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 4: Yeah? And the women be built like.

817
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you gotta waves sometimes, bro. I worked at

818
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 7: a reggae club in Miami for years. Man, it was

819
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 7: it was they played that. They played the Bob Marley

820
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 7: Legends album over and over and that's all they did,

821
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 7: played that.

822
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 2: Song, and I play, yeah, there's a big people walk.

823
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 3: I got to put that on my list. I'm listening

824
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 3: to that all day tomorrow. Are you Bob Marl Yeah,

825
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,359
Speaker 3: that's gonna be on my list? Y'all got me now?

826
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 4: I lied, I want I want two hours of reggae

827
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 4: at the party.

828
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 2: There you go, Yeah, that Legends album, But serious, man, that's.

829
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 6: The Bob it is.

830
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 1: And when I worked at a water park and they

831
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 1: would play like like music from the Islands and stuff,

832
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: they would play Bob Marley constantly.

833
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 2: That constantly they played Bob Marlin yep, but all his

834
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 2: songs were important. Man, that was the Yes, they had

835
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 2: a message.

836
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 3: That's why they killed him. Man, dog, think about this, man,

837
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,240
Speaker 3: I look, I think about albums. Think about like Thriller.

838
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 3: Every song on Thriller was a radio song. Yes, even

839
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 3: even my prerogative that don't be cool on Bobby album, everyone,

840
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 3: I'm going down this.

841
00:39:55,680 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 4: It's like ten songs on here, yes, just like radio songs.

842
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 2: They released one like every two months. It was the

843
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 2: weirdest thing. It's like the album head.

844
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 7: At one time it was like, we're gonna give you

845
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 7: four songs, and that's when they had forty fives though,

846
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 7: you know I remember those.

847
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 4: Okay, So side one has seven songs.

848
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,479
Speaker 3: Yes, six of the songs I know is this Love,

849
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 3: No Woman, No Cry, could you be Love? Buffalo Soldier,

850
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 3: get up, stand up and stir it up. I never

851
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 3: heard three Little Birds, Three little Birds. That's good, but yeah, yeah,

852
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 3: it's really good.

853
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 6: Yes.

854
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 3: And then the second one is it's seven songs. I

855
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 3: know jamming, I know I shot the sheriff. Oh, I

856
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:40,280
Speaker 3: know one love, but I don't know Waiting in Vain, Redemption,

857
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 3: song you Redemption song.

858
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 6: Yes you do.

859
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 3: I probably have to hear it because you know, I

860
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 3: don't know titles. It's fourteen songs on here, and but

861
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 3: thirteen of the songs are radio it's but.

862
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: What I love about that can Back in the day

863
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,720
Speaker 1: when they made these albums, they would make an album

864
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: and be pure fire the whole beginning to end, from

865
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: beginning to end. Because nowadays we make so much microwave music.

866
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 2: There's two hits and the rest of us just considered being.

867
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 5: Here's here's the thing, though, because nobody buys albums anymore.

868
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 5: Why you're gonna put everything into an album. Well, nobody's

869
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 5: gonna listen to your album straight through anyway. Your concept

870
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 5: can't be an album anymore because nobody's gonna put this

871
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 5: in their car or put it.

872
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 6: On their record player and sit for an hour and

873
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 6: listen through it.

874
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 5: That's why streaming shows, if you notice streaming shows now,

875
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 5: everything has to be quick because that you got to

876
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 5: watch this in two days. Well, Game of Thrones came out,

877
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 5: we waited every Sunday, and then we waited years for it.

878
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 5: So you could build development because you had a whole

879
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 5: week for somebody to think about what they just saw.

880
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 6: But on streaming shows, I've got to like it and.

881
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 2: Want to watch I've got the bid right away, right away.

882
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 5: So with albums, with albums, the idea of a long

883
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 5: concept album is a hard pitch to a label who's

884
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 5: backing you up because they're like you, you're banking on

885
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 5: the idea that somebody's going to listen to this whole album.

886
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 7: But you can not mistake back then. But the artist

887
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 7: is the one who decided what was on the album.

888
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 7: And that's why most bands broke up, is because they

889
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 7: would fight to see what was on the album.

890
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 2: You know, you had four band numbers and everything.

891
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 7: But when guy like Bruce Springsteen or something like that,

892
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 7: he would go, I want to write this album. They go,

893
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 7: there isn't a hit on this thing, and he goes,

894
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 7: I don't care, I'm doing it, And he'd put an

895
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 7: album out and tour with it for a year or two.

896
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 7: But I mean, that's just the way people are. I mean, Taylor,

897
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 7: you know, Taylor Swift comes out with an album and

898
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 7: I'm telling you what, every woman in my office lost

899
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 7: their mind.

900
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 2: They bought fifteen copies of this albums. They're not lying.

901
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 2: They were explaining to me why they had to have

902
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 2: five different copies of this album. Oh, this, this was

903
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 2: this one, this was the pig one, this is the

904
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 2: green One music. Yeah, I love that, but she makes

905
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 2: her ass off. Shout out to herdhout out to her.

906
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 2: Kelsey's that's my guy, man, he should do.

907
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,839
Speaker 7: Kelsey is my guy. I don't I don't care if

908
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 7: he plays man. He thought he married it to money.

909
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 7: He wasn't broke, but I married a queen. You know,

910
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,439
Speaker 7: think about this, You're gonna do anything.

911
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 2: Who you got? I got Taylor Swift money. Hey, we

912
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 2: we have that on our side to each other.

913
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 6: There's a dude.

914
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 2: His name was Asap Rocky. He married Rihanna, So yeah,

915
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 2: we get it. We definitely get it.

916
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 4: Another married a billionaire bro putting babies in her, you.

917
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 5: Know, married Brittany KEI which time, Yeah, I remember.

918
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 6: I remember hating and loving him at the same time.

919
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 6: I was like youth, come here, come.

920
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 2: Here a rappers.

921
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 4: A rapper said, man, my pocket is fat, Like.

922
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 5: Put a baby in Brittany and he was like done, done, Yeah, done,

923
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 5: I'm done.

924
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 2: That's the problem is we don't know how crazy she is.

925
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 7: I think as who are with her, they're like they

926
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 7: survived like maybe eight months before they got.

927
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 6: It.

928
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 3: I ain't got no problem with your Brittany be crazy.

929
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,240
Speaker 3: I'm crazy too, Yeah, I think.

930
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 2: Until you wake up and she's looking at you.

931
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 6: They trying to deal with it. That's the problem.

932
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 4: Man.

933
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 5: Man, she's rich and crazy. You're like, Okay, I can

934
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 5: change it. I'll sleep in the day and I'll be

935
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 5: up at night. She won't get me.

936
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 4: Like a vampire.

937
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 6: I hear her having one of her manic moments. I

938
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 6: hop up in the air vent like like like die hard. Yep. Yeah,

939
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 6: come on to the west. Yeah, yeah, come out to

940
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 6: the cold, have a few laugh.

941
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 1: All right, guys, we gotta get going, but real quick, Jeff,

942
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 1: what do you got going on this weekend?

943
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 4: Brother?

944
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 7: I got Teddy Sears on under Oath and I'm interviewing

945
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 7: the guys from Duck Dynasty, the ones who are still

946
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:58,280
Speaker 7: living tomorrow.

947
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 2: So that's kind of funple lift. Thanks man, Not bad

948
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 2: at all. But Gil, what you got going next weekend?

949
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 3: Brother?

950
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 6: Nothing of this weekend.

951
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 5: Except for running the Sausage Castle's Halloween party Drug People

952
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 5: in Costumes twenty six?

953
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 2: Nice? But oh how long is that run? By the way,

954
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 2: What time is it starting?

955
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 5: What times in starts on Friday at nine pm the

956
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 5: house party, and then the house party ends at five am,

957
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 5: and then the camping site activities go on during the

958
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 5: day the next day and then starts at nine and

959
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 5: then goes to five am on Sunday, and then camping

960
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 5: stuff on Sunday afternoon.

961
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 6: Everybody has to be out.

962
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 4: Dumb point.

963
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 2: We got Lafa weed too. I forgot on the thirty first.

964
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, if my concert get canceled, I'm coming through.

965
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask a dumb question, Miguel. After all that

966
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: said and done, how tired are.

967
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 2: You after that weekend?

968
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,760
Speaker 5: I'm dead dead Yeah, I'm dead none of no, because

969
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 5: I mean, like there's events and stuff all day long

970
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 5: for like the date.

971
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm dead.

972
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 5: I get probably starting on Thursday night. I'll get two

973
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 5: hours of sleep for like the next three days during it.

974
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 4: And then you said, Miguel member he usually won't do

975
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:02,280
Speaker 4: the shows.

976
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 6: Oh, just to hand them, guys, I won't be on

977
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 6: the shows. I'm not partying.

978
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 5: I'm just tired of I'm working because there's something going

979
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 5: all day long.

980
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 6: So you know, I get like an hour or two

981
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 6: sleep and that's it.

982
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 2: Nice. That's crazy on them. I don't know how this happens.

983
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 2: That's funny, Kate. What you got going on this week? Brother?

984
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 3: Man, they don't love me, dog, I ain't got no

985
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 3: comedy three weekends in a row, man, so I'm free.

986
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 3: So if you listen to this show, you're a comic

987
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 3: and you need me, and it's some good money. I

988
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 3: ain't come to do your hookah lounge. Me and Miguel

989
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 3: don't do hookah no more, no more. Hit me up

990
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 3: if the chilling.

991
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:49,800
Speaker 4: But just Saturday.

992
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 6: You know what time it is?

993
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 3: Cash money versus no limited verses. All right, I'm not

994
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 3: booked this weekend. I'll be checking my cash money and

995
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 3: no limit versus man that one southern stuff.

996
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 4: I'm super excited.

997
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 6: A good bro.

998
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 4: That's a good one.

999
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,879
Speaker 1: Well, if you guys want to catch me Thursday, which

1000
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: is tonight, you guys, you be at my show right now,

1001
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: Jazz and Jokes, Orlando Debonair Supper Sessions, y'all go to

1002
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: that dot com, get tickets, go to my social media.

1003
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: It's happening this Thursday. Showtime is at eight p m. Also,

1004
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:24,399
Speaker 1: I want to mention that straight foolishness. They got their

1005
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,760
Speaker 1: Florida Classic Weekend clean comedy show coming up on Sunday,

1006
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: November twenty third at the Majestic Life Youth and Event Center.

1007
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: If you guys want to get these tickets, just go

1008
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 1: to Straightfoolishness dot com. That is str Number eight foolishness

1009
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: dot com. Curtis does a good job, by the way,

1010
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,720
Speaker 1: man he is underappreciated as a booker and producer.

1011
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 2: Does a damn good job. Thank you guys so much

1012
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 2: for tuning in. We will be back next week. Everybody,

1013
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 2: enjoy your weekend, can enjoy your nikes, and if you

1014
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 2: got a girl, enjoy your headache. We out can tell

1015
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 2: them what to do.

1016
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 4: Take your ass the band, he shout out to the

1017
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,839
Speaker 4: pathless three winds in a row bitches, Oh oh wow,

1018
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 4: we out