Speaker 1: Careful of Shannon, you might have a black beer a
Speaker 1: black bear.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I could go for a beer right now, you guys.
Speaker 3: But yeah, there's a black bear down river.
Speaker 1: What's going on in Michigan? In Michigan, uh near? Is
Speaker 1: it Rockwood? I think it is, which I'd be honest
Speaker 1: with you. I've heard of the name of Rockwood, but
Speaker 1: you know, Rockwood is not as familiar to me as
Speaker 1: some of the other communities like Taylor or Alan Park
Speaker 1: or that's what the festival is taking place right now.
Speaker 1: That's Rossberry the other Yeah, this one is closer to
Speaker 1: us in the Detroit area, way closer. But there's a
Speaker 1: there's been a sighting of a bear that Shannon will
Speaker 1: I'm sure discussing the dirty today because that's a big
Speaker 1: trending story. Everybody was, you know, looking for this bear yesterday.
Speaker 2: What did I say if his brown get down, if
Speaker 2: his black stayed back? What's what's it called when it
Speaker 2: comes to beers? Is that poop that I swear to
Speaker 2: you there's like some beer saying, No there is. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I never heard it. I know I've never
Speaker 2: heard of it.
Speaker 1: Somebody can call us up and tell us what it is. I.
Speaker 1: I do know this that there will never be a
Speaker 1: sighting of me in a place like Colorado, Utah. Like
Speaker 1: I'll never I'll never be in a cabin in the
Speaker 1: woods like you know how they sit there and they'll
Speaker 1: be like, yes, we were in a cabin in the
Speaker 1: woods or something, and nothing good happens in a cabin
Speaker 1: in the woods. Somebody's dying in a cabin in the woods,
Speaker 1: or somebody you know, mauled by a bear.
Speaker 2: Had that thing on you, Mojo, what is it? A gun?
Speaker 2: A gun? That's all you need to get your little rifle.
Speaker 1: Oh that thing. I thought it was like bear spray
Speaker 1: or something like that. We spraying it down, all right?
Speaker 1: You should see me with deer in my front yard.
Speaker 1: Let alone, you know, bear. I don't want to like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like if I if I
Speaker 1: walked outside, Okay, so you talked to we talked garbage
Speaker 1: just a little bit ago. If I go outside to
Speaker 1: go get my you know, put my garbage cans out,
Speaker 1: which I typically do on the morning of garbage day,
Speaker 1: I will bring my cans to the corner. If I
Speaker 1: see a black bear looking at me, I'm pooping myself.
Speaker 2: Reminds me of the brown bear. Brown Bear, what do
Speaker 2: you see I see looking at me?
Speaker 1: You don't you didn't read that book when you were
Speaker 1: a little No, you missed out.
Speaker 2: I don't think I want to hear you. I see
Speaker 2: a purple horse looking at brown bear? Brown bear?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: For some reason, I don't remember that at all. I remember,
Speaker 2: you know, but I do remember this. You probably read
Speaker 2: it to Josiah human caterpillar when Platinum in the house.
Speaker 2: But I remember these characters look familiar.
Speaker 1: That. Yeah, hold on a second. Here, we might have
Speaker 1: some answers for you on what to do if you
Speaker 1: do see the.
Speaker 2: Black bear said, it's simple be hey, what's up, Brad?
Speaker 2: How you doing?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 2: First time?
Speaker 4: Long time?
Speaker 2: What do you know about black bears? So?
Speaker 4: I grew up a little north from the Miskegan area,
Speaker 4: in the Hole area, and the brown.
Speaker 2: Bears are the nice one. You just don't mess with
Speaker 2: their cubs. That's when they'll get you. But the black bears,
Speaker 2: they're just on sight.
Speaker 1: They don't care.
Speaker 2: Are you serious? So what do you do if you
Speaker 2: see it? You run? That's it.
Speaker 4: You just run.
Speaker 3: You get loud, or you run.
Speaker 2: There's two options.
Speaker 1: You run from black bears run. You can see me
Speaker 1: running from both black bears, brown bears, white bears.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't care what kind of.
Speaker 4: Beerrer we got.
Speaker 3: You gotta get loud to scare them, and if you
Speaker 3: don't scare them, you're dead, So you might as well
Speaker 3: try to run.
Speaker 1: I would think that if you get loud and scare them,
Speaker 1: they're gonna come after you because they're gonna try to
Speaker 1: protect themselves.
Speaker 2: Well, the rule of thumb is like you try to
Speaker 2: make yourself sound bigger than you are.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, by the way you and your giggle afterwards,
Speaker 1: ain't gonna get past the bear bears gonna.
Speaker 4: Be I'm gone.
Speaker 1: A bear's going to be eating in brad They I
Speaker 1: love it, all right, Thanks for the call, man, so
Speaker 1: they carry that calles forget.
Speaker 2: What's going on? Michael?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 2: How you doing, good man? What's happening?
Speaker 1: We're talking about this black bear sighting in our listening
Speaker 1: area right now. Oh.
Speaker 3: I was always told you see a black bear is black,
Speaker 3: you fight back, burn, you laid down white, You're dead
Speaker 3: on sight?
Speaker 2: Is that? Polar bears they have like this real dispute,
Speaker 2: their punching skills. They already see you already, don't man
Speaker 2: ready to go? Have you ever seen a bear?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Have you ever?
Speaker 1: I mean aside from going to the zoo, like, have
Speaker 1: you been out in the wilderness?
Speaker 4: No? No, but I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: You ever see me fighting a bear? Helped the bear? Like?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you, guys, I'm worried about coyotes.
Speaker 2: Too, especially as my little dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's some really bad animals these days. Then we've
Speaker 1: we've uh, we got the fight of the animals. They're
Speaker 1: coming after us. I'm not going on Noah's ark. They're
Speaker 1: all coming after us. What's up, Haley High?
Speaker 2: Hey, what's happening?
Speaker 3: I sent a message never turn your back to a
Speaker 3: bear because it makes you look like prey. Yeah, the
Speaker 3: moment you are trying to run, it's a game.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 1: If a black bear came into our studio right now,
Speaker 1: who's the first to get eaten and who's the most survived?
Speaker 2: Who do you think?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a great question. I'm gonna say Anna would survive.
Speaker 3: I see her getting out of there.
Speaker 2: Really I would. Anna would start dating the black bear.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 3: Honestly a toss up because I could see I can
Speaker 3: see Mojo not knowing what to.
Speaker 1: Dody has the most meat on his bones, that's right,
Speaker 1: and I'm the slowest.
Speaker 3: I could see pan ging like I.
Speaker 2: Don't know what to do it now.
Speaker 1: Shannon would try to sell it a loopy casecake ten
Speaker 1: cav cav would say, what's up, my buddy, I don't
Speaker 1: know what we what about?
Speaker 2: Brianka Bianca would be so annoyed by it. Would oh,
Speaker 2: it would be annoyed by I don't want to going back.
Speaker 1: Lydia would figure out a way to give it a
Speaker 1: prize and make it hang out at Bingo with her
Speaker 1: and her family.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, you'll say, there, I gotta post you
Speaker 3: on our socials real quick.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Amber, are you there? Amber?
Speaker 1: I am Hi.
Speaker 2: What's happening? Nothing?
Speaker 1: I just want to call and say that polar bears
Speaker 1: are actually very aggressive.
Speaker 2: That's what somebody. Yeah, we had a caller you know
Speaker 2: that said is it white?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, sight, you're a good night good night or something
Speaker 2: yeah or something like that.
Speaker 1: Listen with the weather we have, I wouldn't be surprised
Speaker 1: if we get polar bears around here.
Speaker 2: Be cocaine. I forgot about. That was great. Tom used
Speaker 2: to be a bear hunter.
Speaker 1: Tom, What how do you become a bear hunter?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Is this like a deer hunter during deer hunting season?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a season for him and I both hunted
Speaker 4: up in Manitoba, Canada three times.
Speaker 1: Wow, So you go specifically up there to bear hunt.
Speaker 1: I would think that that would be something that would
Speaker 1: be frowned upon, like you would have people out protesting
Speaker 1: you for that.
Speaker 4: There was something like that. We were out in middles
Speaker 4: the wilderness and it was a it was definitely a
Speaker 4: adrenaline rush.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need you in down river?
Speaker 1: Do you know what they're saying? The reasoning is why
Speaker 1: these the bears are there, it's because of the change
Speaker 1: of season. They kind of like explore for food, and
Speaker 1: they say, too many people are leaving food out, so
Speaker 1: there's a lot of wasted food or food and garbage
Speaker 1: cans with garbage can lids open. So these bears can
Speaker 1: sense that there's food there and that's what they're looking for.
Speaker 1: So they don't necessarily want to eat your you know,
Speaker 1: your your child, but they can sense that there's food
Speaker 1: somewhere around there.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean caesars have always changed.
Speaker 1: If I know, But no, this is no, this is
Speaker 1: the typical time of the year for it to happen.
Speaker 1: Spring is usually a typical time because the weather's changing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: be careful, Tom, mister bear hunting man, you be careful
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 2: How many fingers do you have? Do you got all
Speaker 2: your fingers? I got them all.
Speaker 4: I only got in one close counter was They always said,
Speaker 4: be warning if you get between the cubs and the mama. Okay,
Speaker 4: And I was in a tree stand and I did
Speaker 4: get between the cubs and the mama, and it got
Speaker 4: a little intense. The mama left out a big moan,
Speaker 4: and the cubs climbed a tree. She ran away, left
Speaker 4: another moan. The buck cubs come down and they were
Speaker 4: all gone, and I had a little relief.
Speaker 2: Then, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, well, thank God for that. Stay away from my kids.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. That's the I think there's not
Speaker 1: a parent on this show that wouldn't maul you if
Speaker 1: you came by their kids.