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Speaker 2: I am six forty and you're listening to the Conway

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Speaker 2: Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 1: You ass Timmy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Timmy indorsement a lot too.

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Speaker 1: He's always having such a lot of fun, a.

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Speaker 2: Lot of Timmy nothing jog All right, Neil Savega joins us.

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Speaker 2: How you Bob good?

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Speaker 1: Sir?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look at you, man, you look great? Thanks, reel good.

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Speaker 2: Another week you're in office. That's that's great. You know

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Speaker 2: I come to hang out. Yeah, because this morning with

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Speaker 2: Handle and then now Beck, we were all in studio

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Speaker 2: this morning. How wait, Handle's here? Yeah, we were all

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Speaker 2: in studio this morning. I didn't know that. All right, man,

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Speaker 2: you what what time do you wake up every day?

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Speaker 2: This morning was a quarter to four? Please call me, Neil.

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Speaker 2: That seems early. Bub oh we bit yeah yeah, and

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Speaker 2: you're still awake? Or did you take a nap?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: No, I took a nap. Today is not the best,

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Speaker 2: not every day, but today. Absolutely. It depends if I

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Speaker 2: if I'm in bed by ten ten thirty, I'm good.

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Speaker 2: But if if any any later than that that he's

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Speaker 2: gonna I'll fade. Yeah, because I do a lot of

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Speaker 2: computer work, So why didn't I start burning, like you're

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Speaker 2: working on the computer. Okay, whatever, But how long have

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Speaker 2: you been on like the regular on the Handle show?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 2: Two years? I think coming up on two years. All right,

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Speaker 2: that's cool. Yeah. I remember when when Rich Murrauda retired.

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Speaker 2: That was one of the funniest things I think I've

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Speaker 2: ever heard, where he's been out for twenty six years. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and he says, he goes, I can we you know,

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Speaker 2: you know, thank you on the air. He goes, yeah, sure,

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Speaker 2: he goes, uh, and then he says he says to

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Speaker 2: it to Rich. He says, man, you've been a really

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Speaker 2: cool part of you know, even though I don't know

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Speaker 2: much about sports, you brought an angle that really made

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Speaker 2: it easy for me. Understand. You're always a great guy,

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Speaker 2: always easy going, never complained. And I'm just gonna miss

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Speaker 2: your rick. And he said, it's Rich and I wish

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Speaker 2: you could make it up. I wish it was a bit.

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Speaker 2: And you know, out of all the people, I think

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Speaker 2: Rich was probably the only ones that didn't hate Handle.

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Speaker 2: So it's like, and you're the one that you're the

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Speaker 2: one that gets sent off, the only one that wasn't

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Speaker 2: bitter about Handles success. And you know, like a little

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Speaker 2: The only one you know it wasn't bitter about handles

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Speaker 2: success and he gets he gets Rick. Yeah. I think

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Speaker 2: the actual term he used or verbiage was I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: miss you Rick well, and there was a pause and

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Speaker 2: he said it's rich. Do you remember that? Yeah? I

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Speaker 2: wish you could write that. But there's it really is terrific.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's did you watch the splash down? I didn't.

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Speaker 2: You didn't really And I wasn't enough there for you? No,

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Speaker 2: I no, I planned on it everything. Wow, And uh

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Speaker 2: so is your kid into it? Is maximum?

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Speaker 2: Well, I try and show him. I showed him when

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Speaker 2: the corona of the sun. Oh that's cool. I was

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Speaker 2: watching it live with him and and all those things.

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Speaker 2: But at some point in the day, probably four thirtieth

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Speaker 2: what great is he in? He's in third? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: all right, can he walk to school? Do you live

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Speaker 2: Known that since I don't know, he's like he can't

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Speaker 2: One was five and the other one may have been.

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Speaker 2: Well when I grew up that way, but not at

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Speaker 2: all right. Yeah, well at eleven, I was taking the bus.

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Speaker 2: Maybe there's some new listeners. But I went to the

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Speaker 2: son of a bitch loser. All right, these astronauts are

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Speaker 2: What do they call it, Elio, you have a name

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Speaker 2: T h A. That is correct, John P. Mrtha And

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Speaker 2: what do they call it? It's not an aircraft carrier.

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Speaker 2: Get John checked out. That's not an aircraft carrier, but

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Speaker 2: the But one of those guys was walking. I mean

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Speaker 2: he's already Victor Glover was walking. Oh that's a local kid.

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Speaker 2: It seems like he's in great mood. He's laughing, he's joking.

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Speaker 2: They're taking some photos of the the astronauts. You know,

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Speaker 2: Neil Savatri was named after an astronaut, Is that right?

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Speaker 2: Let me guess which one important I was named after? Two?

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Speaker 2: Actually almost three really, I'm Neil Edwin Savedra so buzz

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Speaker 2: Edwin Aldrin. Wow. And I was almost named Neil Edwin Michael,

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Speaker 2: I'm named after my dead uncle. But go ahead, no,

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Speaker 2: I have give him my name. I'm named after my

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Speaker 2: that my mom had a brother named Tim, and six

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Speaker 2: I think the other Tim I got treated better. My

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Speaker 2: space nut to name you after astronaut. Not only that,

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Speaker 2: you know him? He's Nikola Wednesday though he's from his

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Speaker 2: family from Nicaragua. He I was filling for Handle a

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Speaker 2: million years ago at the old station. He faxed me

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Speaker 2: his driver's license. Wow, and he said, we have the

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Speaker 2: twenty eighth, nineteen sixty nine. We landed what we launched

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Speaker 2: like July nineteenth or something. He was born a week

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Speaker 2: Is that right? Absolutely true? Two ways everything. That's why

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Speaker 2: him and he's not Mexican, of course he's My wife

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Speaker 2: many Nicaraguan jokes. Write it down, man, that I was

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Speaker 2: I get a picture of you with the shuttle and

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Speaker 2: the capsule in the background. All we gotta take away

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Speaker 2: Niel Savagers with us. These four astronauts have come out

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Speaker 2: of the capsule and they're on the USS Mirtha. So

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Speaker 2: as soon as they give any kind of comments or

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Speaker 2: on KFI Big Night. And then we're about forty five

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Speaker 2: minutes away from a big space ship going from Vandenberg

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Speaker 2: up into outer space from SpaceX. So lots going on

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Speaker 2: tonight and the first night of Coachella. So man, oh man,

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Speaker 2: you gotta keep it eye KFI. It's too busy to

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Speaker 2: listen to music tonight. You can do that tomorrow. We're

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Speaker 2: a live on six forty. Neil Savedra joins.

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Speaker 4: Us, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI.

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Speaker 4: A M six forty.

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Speaker 2: Neil Savedra joins us, nice to see you, bub good

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Speaker 2: to see you. Thanks for having me. Neil Savedra told

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Speaker 2: us a story in the last segment. If there's another

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Speaker 2: Neil Savedra in town, Yeah, named it about your almost

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Speaker 2: your age, about a week different, yeah, seven or eight

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Speaker 2: okay in that very book. But that's not the reason

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Speaker 2: people were named after astronauts. Oh, my god, you and

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Speaker 2: that day, he says, he says, those people are writing

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Speaker 2: ask him for a photograph. It was xerox the photo

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Speaker 4: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI

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Speaker 2: Neil Savader joins us on this very spacey Friday. Lots

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Speaker 2: He and I were both doing a remote down Orange County.

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Speaker 2: It was an appearance for some company, and we drove

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Speaker 2: down together and that guy laid about fifty stories on

428
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 2: me that are unbelievable. I could not tell any of

429
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Speaker 2: them on the air, but they were just, I mean

430
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Speaker 2: that kind of old school humor. And you'll never see

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Speaker 2: that again in radio. Yeah, once Handle leaves in five,

432
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,119
Speaker 2: ten years or whatever, you'll never see that character again.

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Speaker 2: There's some stories he won't even tell me. He won't

434
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 2: because I won't. He has not enjoy at them the

435
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 2: way he thinks what might greatest stories in the world.

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Speaker 2: He called me one day. Bill Handle called me one day.

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Speaker 2: He goes, Hey, there's a homeless couple that really likes

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Speaker 2: your show and wants to have lunch with you. And

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00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 2: I'm like the rough self, and it really is tough

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00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 2: to say no to that. Like they're in escrow for

441
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 2: their new house. Yeah, So I said, where is it?

442
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,399
Speaker 2: And I said, I'll go. I mean, you know I

443
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 2: want you go loan, I'll go. So it was Bill Handle,

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Speaker 2: myself and a homeless couple. The man and the woman

445
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 2: are both homeless, but they listened to Handle show and

446
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 2: they listen to my show and they wanted to have lunch.

447
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Speaker 2: And he was very open. You know, he's got a

448
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Speaker 2: big heart, you know that. No, he's actually quite generous

449
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 2: and a lot of people don't know that about it.

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Speaker 2: And so we go to like this got Odell's Soul whatever.

451
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Speaker 2: This restaurant is on Lancashire, cad del Soul, Cadel Soul excellent.

452
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Speaker 2: Gott O de Soul was a horse of one of

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Speaker 2: the Kentucky rivery, the Cat of the sun God. So

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Speaker 2: we I show up and the first thing the homeless

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Speaker 2: couple do. They both order six beers. Right, if I

456
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Speaker 2: were homeless, I do the same thing. Right, you're gonna

457
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Speaker 2: it's at noon, and the guys I'll take six millers.

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Speaker 2: I'll take six Budweisers. And they're both pounding beers. Wait

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Speaker 2: a second, they just need a house, right. So I

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Speaker 2: ordered a side salad. I didn't drink, I didn't eat anything.

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Speaker 2: I didn have a big steak or whatever. And as

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Speaker 2: I'm leaving, Bill Handle puts his arm around me and

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Speaker 2: he goes, that is a classy move. I said, what

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Speaker 2: do you mean? And he said, when you're eating on

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Speaker 2: somebody else's dime, you ordered a side salad. He goes,

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Speaker 2: I respect that. And I did do it on purpose,

467
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Speaker 2: you know, because I don't like to eat and see

468
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Speaker 2: that to go back. I don't like to eat on

469
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Speaker 2: other people's dime. I really don't. It bothers me. Okay,

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Speaker 2: here's the deal, No matter who it is. Back at

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Speaker 2: the old station, I'm an intern on his show, and

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Speaker 2: he goes to we go to breakfast at Tulips right

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Speaker 2: there on the corner of Bar and Will sure and yeah,

474
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 2: you guys used to go there for every day. I think, yeah,

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Speaker 2: And so we go and he had taken me out

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Speaker 2: multiple times, so I well, he was in the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: I told lady, I'll take the check, and I paid

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Speaker 2: for it. He came back and he said, listen, it

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Speaker 2: doesn't make me respect you. As a matter of fact,

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Speaker 2: it makes me respect you less. You didn't win the

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00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 2: points with me. I think you're an idiot. That's great.

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Speaker 2: To this day, thirty plus years later, I have never

483
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Speaker 2: paid when he said, I don't thank him. I don't go. Hey,

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Speaker 2: that's really nice. Don't you stare at him? Never again?

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00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 2: Nothing that is funny. That is awesome. All Right, We're

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Speaker 2: fifteen minutes away, twenty minutes away from the big blast

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Speaker 2: off tonight. You're back to back world champion Dodgers return

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Speaker 2: to Dodgers Stadium. Is it take on the Texas Rangers.

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Speaker 2: First pitch was at seven pm, so about forty five

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Speaker 2: minutes ago. Listen to the game in HD on the

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Speaker 2: free iHeartRadio app live from the Gallpin Ford broadcast booth

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Speaker 2: and then stream all the games in HD on the

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Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app keywords AM five to seventy LA Sports. We

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Speaker 2: are twenty minutes away, less than twenty minutes away from

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Speaker 2: the big blast off at Vandenburg. So get your lawn

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Speaker 2: chair and get ready. Seventeen minutes from right now, exactly

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Speaker 2: seventeen minutes with the delay here sixteen minutes is seventeen minutes.

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Speaker 2: Sixteen minutes from right now, you're gonna see it blast off.

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Speaker 2: So look north west, mostly west west, northwest, northwest, you'll

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Speaker 2: see it.

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Speaker 4: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf

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Speaker 4: I AM six forty.

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Speaker 2: Neil Savedra joins us he has a very popular show

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Speaker 2: tomorrow between two and five pm. I call it the

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Speaker 2: Gold Wake Up Show, the forming of the I'm the

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Speaker 2: fluffer for your show, the Gold Show Fuffer. Yeah, just

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Speaker 2: get everybody ready for for the Crest Report. That's right,

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Speaker 2: that's right on two to five. Any special guests tomorrow

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Speaker 2: on the program, H yes, we do have a special guest.

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00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 2: And I just blanked. You should have Colonel Irvine. I

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00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 2: believe it's Irvine has a taste of Irvine coming up

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Speaker 2: and I think that's what's going to be talking to

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Speaker 2: those folks tomorrow. All right, Petros joins us, Petros Papanaka,

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Speaker 2: is hi you bob?

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Speaker 6: Hey?

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Speaker 2: We were just talking about you, dude, Petros popade Hi, Neil, Hey, sexy?

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Speaker 2: How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm all right.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, it's it's e or P Yeah.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm good. I'm all right. Is that

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Speaker 1: are you?

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00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 2: Did you mean did you get the did you hear

523
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 2: the sonic boom of the spaceship returning in Tampedro?

524
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,360
Speaker 1: I almost just hit the butt.

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00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 3: I was inspired by your Instagram thing where.

526
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: Where you're covered out of the bathroom bullet your pants.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna do talk back, That's what's come to.

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Speaker 1: So I said that I.

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Speaker 3: Was available, but I have a small window of time

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Speaker 3: because I ordered Taco's Super Gayeto. Wow.

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Speaker 2: What does that mean? It means that the Gayeto.

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Speaker 5: Is great like a you know, like a roost Oh yeah,

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Speaker 5: super bad? Yeah, like game cocks. Correct, that's right. And

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Speaker 5: it's being delivered your home.

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Speaker 1: Correct.

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Speaker 2: Wow, man, you've been you've been living large out there.

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Speaker 1: No no one else was here. Oh I saw the window, right?

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Speaker 2: Is it free delivery?

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00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 3: You know I'm in the club. Yeah, I'm whenever the

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Speaker 3: door dash plus, sir.

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Speaker 2: You know what I don't understand, Neil Sevader, your foodie guy,

543
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 2: and so of you petros, the people that order fast

544
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Speaker 2: food delivered, don't you eat it? Have to eat fast

545
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Speaker 2: food the moment you get it for it to be

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Speaker 2: any good. I can raise you on this because mine

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00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 2: is close enough to get to me piping hot, and

548
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Speaker 2: I'm still too lazy to go get it. So I

549
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 2: get the best of both worlds. I can still get that,

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00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 2: but I'm it's close. It's the alarm. You hear that?

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00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 2: What that alarmed for the uh spaceship? Yeah, dude, a

552
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 2: couple minutes early. I don't want to do that's my

553
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 2: first of two alarms.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear you just hump the floor

555
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Speaker 1: of space.

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Speaker 2: I do like humping the floor.

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Speaker 3: I don't hate space. But just to Neil's point quickly,

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Speaker 3: I once, you know, was out with a friend and

559
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 3: was like, hey, come over, let's listen to some records

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Speaker 3: or whatever.

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00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 2: That's what we used to do.

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Speaker 3: And then he texted me, I just ordered one hundred

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Speaker 3: and thirty dollars worth of del taco.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Oh my god, Oh my God, doesn't that come

565
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Speaker 2: with like a like a Dell taco.

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Speaker 1: I wish it did.

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Speaker 2: I like the guy that drives through and sit in order.

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00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 2: It's fifty tacos in the drive through. That's a fun guy.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's when you do the fake talking like you're

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Speaker 2: like it's for someone else. Yeah, it's my second alarm.

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Speaker 2: I have two alarms set for this.

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Speaker 1: Should I put it on a channel?

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Speaker 2: Yes? No, you can look outside. You're gonna it's an

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Speaker 2: out you go outdoors.

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Speaker 1: This com rex is in a basement, I know.

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Speaker 2: But we're gonna be on the phone. So it's going

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Speaker 2: to be you watch it. I'm going to watch it outside.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to go?

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Speaker 2: Wait? They change it again? Yeah, it's all. The launch

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00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 2: will go in about an hour. God. Oh yeah, any

581
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 2: came to Earth? No different different different. Rocket space is big,

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Speaker 2: p it's huge. I can tell you a quick story

583
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 2: about food. I my neighbor got a brand new pizza

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Speaker 2: oven and he said, hey, you know I'm cook some

585
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Speaker 2: my whenever i'm cooking pizzas, come over and uh and

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Speaker 2: have one. So I said, oh, I invite me next time.

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00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 2: I'll come over and have one. So I'm not invited.

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Speaker 2: I hear people in the yard and I'm smelling the pizza, right,

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00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 2: and I'm looking over the fence, and I'm wondering why

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Speaker 2: I'm not invited because he said come over, and I

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Speaker 2: don't feel like just walking over. I feel like I'm intruding.

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Speaker 2: But I couldn't see what they were doing, right. I

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00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 2: hear people drinking and stuff. And then I see him

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Speaker 2: the next time, you know, walking down the alley, and

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Speaker 2: I go, hey, that last night I smell I smelled

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Speaker 2: the pizza and I had some people over. I was

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Speaker 2: gonna come by and he says, no, no, no. He says,

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Speaker 2: we didn't make pizza. He goes, you're smelling Dominoes. Dominoes

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Speaker 2: is behind his house, which is insulting to him that

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Speaker 2: I'm smelling Dominoes instead of his pizza. And now he

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Speaker 2: probably thinks that's an insult.

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Speaker 1: But you have remained uninvited.

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Speaker 2: I'm uninvited. It was like a swinger's party was like

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Speaker 2: upside down pineapple.

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Speaker 1: By the way, you don't fish bowl full of.

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Speaker 2: Keys when you have When you have a pineapple in

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Speaker 2: your shopping cart and you're walking around a grocery store,

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Speaker 2: that's the sign that you swing how'd you test it?

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00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 2: But I thought it was the upside down pineapple. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: in the grocery cart. And I saw a woman coming

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Speaker 2: out of a grocery store with an upside down pineapple

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Speaker 2: and she looked like she was over three hundred pounds.

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Speaker 2: And did you I did not.

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Speaker 3: You don't you know what that's called in the in

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Speaker 3: the world of of you know, categorizing people.

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Speaker 1: S S B b W.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was tons of fun.

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Speaker 1: No, no, super sized, big beautiful woman as bb W.

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Speaker 2: That was your thing for a while, wasn't it, Petros.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that.

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Speaker 2: It's it's steph Ush's thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm not afraid of a larger Why did we.

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Speaker 2: Wow? You want to go back to talking about space,

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Speaker 2: don't you mean? Yeah? All right, Neil, thank you for

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Speaker 2: coming by and you got your max.

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Speaker 1: Is he there?

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00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, No, some of us care enough to come

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Speaker 2: in to come in.

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Speaker 1: I was there.

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Speaker 2: I was too, I was here this morning and he

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Speaker 2: came back. Neil really appreciate two to five.

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Speaker 1: He wearing a trench coat and a fedora.

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00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 2: No, he's wearing just the he's weringing an Italian tablecloth.

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Speaker 1: Of red.

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Speaker 2: Every much of my love.

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Speaker 1: Petro, love you, Neil.

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Speaker 2: All right, thank you Neil and Petros. It's Conway Show.

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Speaker 2: We're live on KFI AM six forty delay on the

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Speaker 2: launch This is KFI. This has been the Conway Show

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Speaker 2: on KFI AM six forty weeknight, six to ten pm

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Speaker 2: Monday through Friday. Dinged along with this app