WEBVTT - Voting Based on Color

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 1>a magnificent Tuesday, and all we have so much for

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<v Speaker 1>you tonight. First of all, we're getting closer to Japan.

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<v Speaker 1>Not that I'm gonna talk about that much or even

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<v Speaker 1>probably at all, but I think that's really cool. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>discuss that briefly tonight on the show. We are going

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<v Speaker 1>to talk a little bit in the opening here in

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<v Speaker 1>just a minute or so, about the difference in how

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<v Speaker 1>you vote versus many foreign peoples throughout history. We'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>about that there's a big difference that people don't realize.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna talk about Democrats potentially reaching the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the line with the shutdown stuff, the Hitler stuff, a

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<v Speaker 1>Confederate statue is going back up. You're gonna be shocked

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<v Speaker 1>to find out there's turbulence in the middle of a hurricane,

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<v Speaker 1>Communists sending over female spies to seduce tech nerds, all

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<v Speaker 1>that emails and so much more coming up tonight on

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<v Speaker 1>the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, the first I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do this, I'm gonna do a little experiment. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>say let's say twenty twenty eight is over jd Vance

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<v Speaker 1>is one. Let's just assume we're going that way. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what. Let's let's fast forward all the way. We

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<v Speaker 1>just got done with two terms of Jdvans. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all the way to twenty thirty six, two terms

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<v Speaker 1>of Jdvans. Now, I put somebody in front of you,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is someone I put in front of you.

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<v Speaker 1>What you know what. They're with you on taxes, they

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<v Speaker 1>are with you on the border, whatever you want done

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<v Speaker 1>on the border. They share those values everything from pro

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<v Speaker 1>life regulations, energy policy, foreign policy. They align with you.

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<v Speaker 1>They are with you and want what you want. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me ask you, would you vote for that person? Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>probably rolling your eyes, it's a pretty obvious point, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>of course. But I didn't tell you what they looked like.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't tell you if they were tall, short, skinny, fat.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't tell you their religion. I didn't tell you

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<v Speaker 1>their skin color I told I didn't tell you their sex.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say if it was a male or female.

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<v Speaker 1>And you just said you would vote for that person. Why, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this may seem like an obvious point. Believe me, it

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<v Speaker 1>is not. Though you vote for the person who will

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<v Speaker 1>implement the policies you want implemented. That is how you vote. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you're shrugging your shoulders and saying, well, yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>this is my point. You don't understand that's unique. You,

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<v Speaker 1>in the history of politics and the history of the world,

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<v Speaker 1>are unique in that regard. The American right is unique

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<v Speaker 1>in that regard. We have in our DNA courtesy of

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<v Speaker 1>the founding of this country. We have a natural distrust

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<v Speaker 1>of government, even if maybe you're a little more big

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<v Speaker 1>government in this area, or maybe I am in that area,

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<v Speaker 1>although I don't think I am in any area, but

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we differ on things, there's no question about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But we have a natural distrust of government. And we

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<v Speaker 1>don't run to the government with our hands out. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not how we operate. We don't. Even if we do,

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<v Speaker 1>we're kind of ashamed of that and kind of hide

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<v Speaker 1>that fact. That's not how we look at government. You

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<v Speaker 1>and I. We do not look at the people we

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<v Speaker 1>elect as people who will give us this or give

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<v Speaker 1>us that, And in general, we do not look at

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<v Speaker 1>them as people we can purely relate to. I made

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<v Speaker 1>up this totally fictional candidate for twenty thirty six, and

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<v Speaker 1>you said you would vote for them. And I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even tell you what they looked like. I told you

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<v Speaker 1>nothing about them, and you said you would vote for

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<v Speaker 1>them because what they look like, what their religion is,

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<v Speaker 1>what their skin color is not a priority for you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not how you vote, it's not how I vote.

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<v Speaker 1>I would never in a million years look at ten

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<v Speaker 1>candidates on stage doing a debate and make my decision

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<v Speaker 1>on who to support based on whether they're tall or short,

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<v Speaker 1>or skinny or fat, or white or black. That would

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<v Speaker 1>never occur to me, and it would generally never occur

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<v Speaker 1>to you. But the point is that is insanely unique.

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<v Speaker 1>And in fact, we're going to go to this New

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<v Speaker 1>York City race which I touched on a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>last night, to make this important point. Why why is

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<v Speaker 1>it that American born New Yorkers completely reject this communist

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<v Speaker 1>and foreign born New Yorkers love him, absolutely love him.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you how peoples around the planet vote,

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<v Speaker 1>and not just now, historically, how peoples many peoples. I

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<v Speaker 1>would probably say most people around the planet have historically voted.

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<v Speaker 1>They vote on the two te's two te's. You ready,

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<v Speaker 1>first transactionally in American politics. If I was running for

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<v Speaker 1>president and I stood up right now and I gave

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<v Speaker 1>a speech in front of you, and I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you vote for me, vote for Jesse Kelly. And you

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<v Speaker 1>know what if you vote for me, If you vote

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<v Speaker 1>for me, if you put me in office, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to build you a brand new school and I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to send you a thousand dollars check in the mail.

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<v Speaker 1>You would be grossed out, wouldn't you. No, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>you would like a thousand dollar check in the mail.

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<v Speaker 1>We all would. But wouldn't that seem gross? Even though

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<v Speaker 1>we know politicians try to do that, It would seem

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<v Speaker 1>gross if I just stood up and said, hey, new school,

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars check, that would seem gross to you. But

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<v Speaker 1>peoples around the world that's exactly how they vote, and

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<v Speaker 1>the politicians themselves, they run for office on these platforms

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<v Speaker 1>purely transactionally. You vote for me, I will give you this.

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<v Speaker 1>How in the world can the next mayor of New

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<v Speaker 1>York City get up and give a speech like this

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<v Speaker 1>and get elected?

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<v Speaker 2>Here is what we stand for, my friends. We are

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<v Speaker 2>going to freeze the rent for more than two million

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<v Speaker 2>rent stabilized tenants and use every resource at our disposal

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<v Speaker 2>to build housing for everyone who needs it. We are

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<v Speaker 2>going to eliminate the fair on every single bus line.

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<v Speaker 1>Purely transactional. He's open about it because he understands the

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<v Speaker 1>foreigners who have poured into New York City. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>they vote, purely transactional, totally different than any way you vote.

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<v Speaker 1>How could they be We have a hard time understanding.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't they understand? It will get it will get dirtier,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be there'll be worse crime that, there will be this,

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<v Speaker 1>This won't work, taxes will grow up. Don't they understand.

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<v Speaker 1>People from around the world do not vote like you.

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<v Speaker 1>They do not vote with the values you vote with.

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<v Speaker 1>People around the world from so many cultures, from most cultures,

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<v Speaker 1>they vote on the two teas. Now I just said one.

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<v Speaker 1>The first one is transactional, purely actional, vote for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you this period. The second part is tribal.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how people from around the planet and American Democrats

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<v Speaker 1>vote this way in large part two. Now that the

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<v Speaker 1>Communist revolution is these different groups. But we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>make this about foreigners for now. We'll come back domestically

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<v Speaker 1>in a moment, purely tribal. If I told you right now,

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<v Speaker 1>the next election. I'm voting for whoever's white. That would

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<v Speaker 1>be kind of a turnoff, right, Not only would it

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<v Speaker 1>be weird and stupid, it would be kind of a turnoff.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only voting for the white guy. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to see any black people up there. There better not

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<v Speaker 1>be any Mexicans, only the white guy. That's who I

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<v Speaker 1>vote for. White, I vote for my skin color. Period.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be weird and dumb and not good. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's how people around the planet vote all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. What why is ma'm Donnie? Why is

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<v Speaker 1>he up there telling fake nine to eleven?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I was speaking about my aunt. I was speaking

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<v Speaker 3>about Santa Fue, my father's cousin you sadly passed away

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<v Speaker 3>a few years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the wrong button. This is the fake nine

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<v Speaker 1>to eleventh story. That was his uh. That was his

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<v Speaker 1>little attempt at saving face after he lied about this.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to use this moment to speak to the

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<v Speaker 3>Muslims of New York City.

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<v Speaker 4>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to speak to the memory of my aunt,

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<v Speaker 3>who stopped taking the subway after September eleventh because she

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<v Speaker 3>did not feel safe in her hit Jab.

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<v Speaker 1>Why I give that speech because New York city has

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<v Speaker 1>over a million Muslims, and and Ma'am Donnie is under

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<v Speaker 1>the impression they're going to vote for him because he

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<v Speaker 1>is one. And the poll numbers say that's true. And

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<v Speaker 1>this is not unique, by the way, to Muslims, foreigners

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<v Speaker 1>from around the planet, they vote tribally. What why do

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<v Speaker 1>the what are the people in Minneapolis now routinely put

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<v Speaker 1>Somali candidates up? Samali foreigners vote for Somali's transactionally and tribally.

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<v Speaker 1>If you sit and scratch your head at why any

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<v Speaker 1>group would vote for this person or that person anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>People don't share your values, people who don't share your

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<v Speaker 1>DNA and your values, they vote for the two teas,

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<v Speaker 1>transactional and tribal. We'll deal with the domestic aspect of

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<v Speaker 1>this in just a moment, and then we'll move on cities.

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<v Speaker 1>The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>you can email us and we'll get to a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of those tonight, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You

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<v Speaker 1>find it bizarre how we can import foreign peoples from

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<v Speaker 1>different cultures and they will vote for things that don't

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<v Speaker 1>make any sense. They simply don't make any sense. How

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<v Speaker 1>is it that all these foreigners in New York City

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<v Speaker 1>are getting ready to elect a communist. They don't vote

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<v Speaker 1>like you vote. They vote for the two teas, transactional

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<v Speaker 1>and tribal. Why do you think how many times have

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<v Speaker 1>we had this discussion? Why do you think the globalist

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<v Speaker 1>communists who run Western civilization for the most part, why

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<v Speaker 1>do you think they've been on a decade's long mission

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<v Speaker 1>to fill up every country where they lead with as

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<v Speaker 1>many foreigners as humanly possible. Why do you think that

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<v Speaker 1>is because they understand perfectly well. You you the patriotic American.

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<v Speaker 1>You you don't get bought, you can't be purchased. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not transactional for you, and it's not tribal for you. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't care about how tall or short, or white or

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<v Speaker 1>black or someone is. These are not how you vote.

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<v Speaker 1>If I put you in Virginia today, maybe you're in Virginia.

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<v Speaker 1>If I put you in Virginia today, you would vote

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<v Speaker 1>for Winsome Seers over Abigail Spamberger. Why Abigail Spamberger is

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<v Speaker 1>as white as snow, wins Seers as black. You don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care that the thought would never cross your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>But foreign peoples do care from all over the world,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's exactly how they vote, exactly how they vote

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<v Speaker 1>tribal and of course remember transactional. In countries around the world.

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<v Speaker 1>It is not abnormal to have politicians run for office

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<v Speaker 1>with specific promises of specific handouts to certain groups and

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<v Speaker 1>certain neighborhoods in certain areas. Elect me and I'll give

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<v Speaker 1>you this. These are not considered dirty, abnormal things in

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<v Speaker 1>places around the planet. This is how you run for office.

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<v Speaker 1>This is how you achieve office. This goes back to

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, honestly, all of history. You can look at

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<v Speaker 1>if you ever really feel like nerding out on his

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<v Speaker 1>historical stuff. You know something wild, go look at the

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<v Speaker 1>Roman days. Roman elections, because they had to stand for elections,

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<v Speaker 1>they'd flat out get up and say, hey, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>a veteran, we're going to give you three acres. You

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<v Speaker 1>vote for me, you got three acres coming. This is

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<v Speaker 1>just how politics has been done historically. We're just not

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<v Speaker 1>used to it because that's not how you vote, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's not how you want to vote, and that's not

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<v Speaker 1>how I vote. How can you get up and give

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<v Speaker 1>a speech like this and get elected mayor because you

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<v Speaker 1>filled up the city with foreigners.

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<v Speaker 2>Here is what we stand for, my friends. We are

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<v Speaker 2>going to freeze the rent for more than two million

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<v Speaker 2>rent stabilized tenants and use every resource at our disposal

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<v Speaker 2>to build housing for everyone who needs it. We are

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<v Speaker 2>going to eliminate the fair on every single bus line.

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<v Speaker 1>But that won't work. That's that's socialism. That'll raise taxes,

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<v Speaker 1>but that won't what that The foreigners they brought in

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<v Speaker 1>don't care about socialism. They don't care about freedom, care

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<v Speaker 1>about the constitution. That's not their culture. That's not what

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<v Speaker 1>they care about at all. Free rent sounds good. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I ride the bus every day. I'd like that free too.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna give me it? Okay, free sounds good? Sign

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<v Speaker 1>me up. Why do you think the communists brought in

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<v Speaker 1>so many? Why do you think the Biden administration completely

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<v Speaker 1>unencumbered by a president who had a brain the communists

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<v Speaker 1>inside of the Bid administration. Why do you do you

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<v Speaker 1>think Priority one get the border open? Open it sue

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure the border wall can't be built. Not

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<v Speaker 1>only open it, fly as many foreigners into the United

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<v Speaker 1>States of America as possible. Remember that one story we

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<v Speaker 1>did where there was an Ohio town that had about

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand people in it, and the Biden administration brought

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand Haitians in completely replace the town, just replace

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<v Speaker 1>the town. Why, well, guess how those two thousand Haitians

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<v Speaker 1>are going to vote. They're going to vote differently than

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<v Speaker 1>the two thousand Ohioans who were there beforehand. They're going

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<v Speaker 1>to vote tribal and they're going to vote transactional. Why

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<v Speaker 1>do you think this has been the plan for years

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<v Speaker 1>in years in years in years because it cuts you

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<v Speaker 1>out of the equation. They're tired of hearing about freedom

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<v Speaker 1>and the constitution and limits on government. These sick freaks

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<v Speaker 1>just want to burn down the country and rule over

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<v Speaker 1>the ashes. And you pesky patriotic American, you won't let

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<v Speaker 1>them do it, but you know who will click click

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<v Speaker 1>and beep beep. They just brought him and his thirty

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<v Speaker 1>five family members into the country and they're handing him

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<v Speaker 1>a welfare check and free bus fair and they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>hand him this, and they're gonna hand him that and

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<v Speaker 1>click click and beep beep. Have never heard of Thomas Jefferson.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't care about the Constitution. They don't know anything

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<v Speaker 1>about communism or socialism where taxes are spending and they

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't possibly care less. All they want is some money

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<v Speaker 1>for an extra set of sandals and maybe a toothbrush

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<v Speaker 1>for everybody to share. That's the only thing they care

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<v Speaker 1>about at all. Don't vote like you vote, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>why they brought them here. No, I will finally wrap

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<v Speaker 1>up this point and we'll move on. It is Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Show on a Tuesday, so let me finish this

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<v Speaker 1>up here. I wanted to finish this email that I

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<v Speaker 1>got to right before the break here from Sherry Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>My husband is one of the hero first responders that

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<v Speaker 1>was at Ground zero after nine to eleven. He now

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<v Speaker 1>suffers with nine to eleven related illness and will deal

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<v Speaker 1>with it for the rest of his life. He always

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<v Speaker 1>said he would do it all over again. I was

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<v Speaker 1>in Manhattan during nine to eleven, and that experience changed

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<v Speaker 1>me forever. I am furious that twenty four years later,

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<v Speaker 1>New York City will relect that third world crapholer. I am, however,

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<v Speaker 1>optimist in optimist, and I am hoping a year after

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<v Speaker 1>his garbage rule, it will deliver us New York City

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<v Speaker 1>or a New York GOP governor. Well, I am hopeful too,

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<v Speaker 1>but I want to also clarify something. And she makes

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<v Speaker 1>a great point, and I'm hopeful as well. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to clarify something. The reason you bring in hostile, disloyal

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<v Speaker 1>foreigners in mass is to insulate yourself from having to

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<v Speaker 1>suffer consequences for policies that are disastrous and failed. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a mistake people on the right make, and I

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<v Speaker 1>want to explain it over and over and over again.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's let's let's step away from New York for a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Chicago, Chicago, if you've never been, in fact,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going very soon. It's a work thing. Chicago is

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<v Speaker 1>so cool, the potential of Chicago is just so cool.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've had a great time in Chicago before. But

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<v Speaker 1>Chicago has absolutely been ravaged by corruption for decades. This

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<v Speaker 1>goes back, honestly, decades decades of of the mafia involvement

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<v Speaker 1>in their local government is something that was well known,

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<v Speaker 1>but that there mayor used to go golf with the

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<v Speaker 1>Chicago outfit. I mean, it probably still does for all

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<v Speaker 1>I know. But the corruption crime, decades of it, decades

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<v Speaker 1>of it. They have never even come close to switch

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<v Speaker 1>in from voting Democrat and voting for a Republican. They've

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<v Speaker 1>never even come close. Now, the point of bringing in

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<v Speaker 1>foreigners to collaborate with domestic communists is there will never, ever, ever,

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<v Speaker 1>ever ever be a time when things have gotten so

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<v Speaker 1>bad they will consider voting in a different way. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not how they vote. It doesn't work that way. If

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<v Speaker 1>you bring in people to collaborate with your domestic terrorists,

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<v Speaker 1>they will vote for destruction for ever. That is the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>If you truly want to save these hostile foreign cities

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<v Speaker 1>states that reside inside of our borders, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>deport people. And I've got some bad news for you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it may be bad news, maybe you'll get it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not just the murderers, it's not just the rapists. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not just the guy from Guatemala with a rap sheet

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<v Speaker 1>as long as a CVS receipt. If you truly want

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<v Speaker 1>to save American cities, you are going to have to

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<v Speaker 1>take every single person who came here illegally and deport them,

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<v Speaker 1>every single one, men, women, children. Why do you think

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<v Speaker 1>California used to be read and now it's just this

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<v Speaker 1>solid blue wall disaster and the poor people who live there,

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<v Speaker 1>who are stuck there, who can't get out, suffer. Why

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<v Speaker 1>do you think that is foreigners? They let them all

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<v Speaker 1>come in and now the people are outnumbered. There are

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<v Speaker 1>more Republicans in California than any other state in the Union.

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<v Speaker 1>They have no representation at the state level whatsoever. I

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<v Speaker 1>realize they have some numbers in the state legislature, but

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<v Speaker 1>nothing close to a majority, and for the foreseeable future

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<v Speaker 1>they never will. But I don't understand. Crime is high,

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<v Speaker 1>Taxes are high, fees are high. Don't people learn not

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<v Speaker 1>people who are transactional and tribal. They don't. People who

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<v Speaker 1>are transactional and tribal now will always be transactional and tribal.

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<v Speaker 1>You want them to wake up and learn, but they won't.

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<v Speaker 1>And when they collaborate with our domestic communists with Democrats, Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats want everyone to suffer. The idea is to burn

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<v Speaker 1>everything down. That's what they want. It's not like it

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<v Speaker 1>can get so bad. They're going to say, Wow, I

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<v Speaker 1>wish it wasn't like this. I'll vote Republican. Now that's

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<v Speaker 1>the whole idea, burning down the country you hate. But

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<v Speaker 1>back to what I was discussing, we are going to

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<v Speaker 1>have to deport people, all of them, and we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to have to take it a step further. We are

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<v Speaker 1>going to have to denaturalize people and deport them too.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry if you're uncomfortable with it. You cannot fill

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<v Speaker 1>up your country with foreigners like this and can continue

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<v Speaker 1>on as a nation. You will lose parts of your

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<v Speaker 1>country if you allow foreigners like this to stay.

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<v Speaker 5>America is the genesis of what we call settler colonialism,

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<v Speaker 5>and the American model was exported all around the world.

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<v Speaker 5>Abraham Lincoln generalized the solution of reservations. They herded American

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<v Speaker 5>Indians into separate territories for the Nazis. This was the inspiration.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you heard it the other downy to play it

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Now, why do you think, well, here's the headline,

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<v Speaker 1>Soro's fingerprints found all over the rise of Democratic socialist

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<v Speaker 1>Zoron Mamdani. Why do you think all these hostile foreigners

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<v Speaker 1>have spent billions of dollars to bring in as many

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<v Speaker 1>of these people as possible and then fund them on.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you think that is? This is all part

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<v Speaker 1>of the planned destruction of the United States of America.

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<v Speaker 1>And if we're being fair. It's not only foreigners who

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<v Speaker 1>are transactional, and tribal America's communists are as well. I

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<v Speaker 1>played this clip for you the other day. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>play it again. Gavin Newsom's already running for president in

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty eight. He has to do this thing where

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<v Speaker 1>he has to pretend like he hasn't decided yet, as

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<v Speaker 1>if he hasn't dreamt of this moment forever. And so

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<v Speaker 1>he's already bouncing around the podcast scene because he watched

0:23:50.240 --> 0:23:53.880
<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump bounce around the podcast scene gathering up as

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<v Speaker 1>many votes as possible. He goes on an NBA podcast

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<v Speaker 1>and blatantly panned is lying through his teeth? Why why

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<v Speaker 1>would you be so obvious about the.

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<v Speaker 4>Pandor But also you know, it was also about paying

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<v Speaker 4>the bills, man, and it was just like hustling and

0:24:11.600 --> 0:24:14.480
<v Speaker 4>and so I was out there kind of raising myself,

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<v Speaker 4>turning on the TV started, you know, just getting obsessed,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, sitting there with the you know, the wonderbread

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<v Speaker 4>and five stacks of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, like the white come on.

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<v Speaker 4>Every day every day in the backyard, just bouncing the basketball,

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<v Speaker 4>throwing the ball against the wall until the ball is

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<v Speaker 4>just like fraying man, and you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Talking to you. That's it, whole thing, hey man.

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<v Speaker 6>Just hustling, just out there hustling, yo, wonderbread and mac

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<v Speaker 6>and cheek and playing hoops, just hooping it up. That's

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<v Speaker 6>all fake. They know it's fake. Everyone listening knows it's fake.

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<v Speaker 6>Know it's Fakesome knows it's fake. That's what they want,

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<v Speaker 6>transactional tribal. Hey man, wonder bread, Just.

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<v Speaker 1>A hustle of wonder bread.

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<v Speaker 3>Yo.

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<v Speaker 1>You got you want to play some hoops? Remember when

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<v Speaker 1>Pete boudhah Jedge, trying to get the black vote, went

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<v Speaker 1>and got a forty forty ounce of beer in a

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<v Speaker 1>brown paper bag, I kid you not, and drank it

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<v Speaker 1>with some black dudes in the hood. There's a video

0:25:27.920 --> 0:25:29.240
<v Speaker 1>of it you can go look at. I'm not making it.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the funniest political things I've ever seen in

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<v Speaker 1>my life. Why did they do it? Because it works

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<v Speaker 1>because it works in Democrat circles. Doesn't work for people

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<v Speaker 1>on the right, but if you're on the left, that's

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<v Speaker 1>why they do it, and it works. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>get off of this stuff. Get off of this stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>and let's do some emails. Wonderful wonderful things happening. Tell

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<v Speaker 1>you about the time I almost stabbed somebody with the fork.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a wonderful show tonight on the Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Show. It is a Jesse Kelly Show ul Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Did I ever tell you about the time

0:26:06.320 --> 0:26:09.120
<v Speaker 1>I almost stabbed somebody with a fork? So I'll show

0:26:09.160 --> 0:26:10.920
<v Speaker 1>the night that I got hit the hardest I've ever

0:26:10.920 --> 0:26:13.840
<v Speaker 1>been hitting my entire life. And I thought about this. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get back to politics in a minute, in the

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<v Speaker 1>shutdown and stuff like that. But I saw this story

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<v Speaker 1>about an Indian man charged with stabbing two teams with

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<v Speaker 1>a fork on a flight out of Chicago. First of all,

0:26:24.800 --> 0:26:26.879
<v Speaker 1>flying in and out of Chicago will make anybody a

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<v Speaker 1>little stabby. That's just the way the place is. That's one. Two.

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<v Speaker 1>We were in the Marine Corps and we had a

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<v Speaker 1>couple nights off. I forget how many how much time

0:26:36.920 --> 0:26:40.800
<v Speaker 1>we had off, But we go out to Palm Springs

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<v Speaker 1>because I was stationed in twenty nine Palms. We go

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<v Speaker 1>out to Palm Springs. There's a few of us out there,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you're a local, certainly a local young man.

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<v Speaker 1>You probably don't have the best view of United States Marines.

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<v Speaker 1>Why because you have a bunch of young, cocky Marines

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<v Speaker 1>coming into town competing for your women. This is the way,

0:27:07.520 --> 0:27:09.960
<v Speaker 1>This is the way societies work. This is certainly the

0:27:09.960 --> 0:27:13.960
<v Speaker 1>way young men think. It's a competition for the dimes. Eh,

0:27:14.160 --> 0:27:18.600
<v Speaker 1>It's that's the all it is. So already there's a

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<v Speaker 1>certain level of hostility with the other young men in

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<v Speaker 1>the Palm Springs commit community towards the United States Marines

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<v Speaker 1>because it was close enough. I'm gonna say it was

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<v Speaker 1>two hours away, baby, wrong. It's been twenty years, but

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say it's a couple hours away. We

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<v Speaker 1>end up because we are an extremely classy bunch. We

0:27:39.560 --> 0:27:43.600
<v Speaker 1>end up at TGI Fridays. I don't even know if

0:27:43.640 --> 0:27:46.960
<v Speaker 1>those exist anymore. But there was a time they had

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<v Speaker 1>an extra cheesy cheeseburger that had a pad, a mozzarella

0:27:52.760 --> 0:27:55.439
<v Speaker 1>stick pad for the cheese on top, and they served

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<v Speaker 1>it with queso. You could dip it in. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a Chris It's one of the great rush strump burgers

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<v Speaker 1>of all time. I think it's gone now, don't distract me.

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<v Speaker 1>We end up at TGI Fridays, having a couple of

0:28:06.720 --> 0:28:12.320
<v Speaker 1>beers being stupid. My buddy, of course, is outside on

0:28:12.359 --> 0:28:16.040
<v Speaker 1>the TGI Friday's patio and he's talking to some women

0:28:16.080 --> 0:28:19.679
<v Speaker 1>out there. Things start to go south because there is

0:28:19.720 --> 0:28:24.199
<v Speaker 1>some dudes out there with them. I go storming outside

0:28:24.760 --> 0:28:28.159
<v Speaker 1>and do you know the the Clint Eastwood thing. Anyone

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<v Speaker 1>has a problem, that's let's work it out right here,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, just being an idiot.

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<v Speaker 6>Like young men do.

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<v Speaker 1>Being an idiot. Hey, anybody wants thow hands, we can

0:28:36.720 --> 0:28:39.360
<v Speaker 1>do it right now. A young idiot, I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>They all kind of back off. No no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no. And I'm sure I said something to the

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<v Speaker 1>effect of, yeah, that's right, there's something dumb that I

0:28:49.960 --> 0:28:53.360
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't have said. A big friggin' moron, rubbit run in

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<v Speaker 1>my mouth. I am wearing a ball cap at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>That's going to come into play here. I forget it.

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<v Speaker 1>My buddy goes back inside. I go back inside. I

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<v Speaker 1>go sit back down at the bar to eat my cheeseburger,

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<v Speaker 1>which I am dipping in kso at the time I

0:29:10.440 --> 0:29:15.880
<v Speaker 1>am hunched over my cheeseburger, and all of a sudden, wham,

0:29:16.520 --> 0:29:21.360
<v Speaker 1>somebody snatches my ball cap off of my head. I think,

0:29:22.040 --> 0:29:26.760
<v Speaker 1>who is about to die? And I turn around and

0:29:26.880 --> 0:29:29.280
<v Speaker 1>it is one of the largest human beings I have

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen in my entire life. He was Chris said,

0:29:34.280 --> 0:29:38.080
<v Speaker 1>did that stop you? No? But it did let me

0:29:38.160 --> 0:29:42.520
<v Speaker 1>know I probably needed some assistance. What assistance, well, a

0:29:42.520 --> 0:29:45.640
<v Speaker 1>weapon of some kind of course. So I turn around

0:29:45.680 --> 0:29:47.479
<v Speaker 1>the second I see this dude, and I see how

0:29:47.520 --> 0:29:50.400
<v Speaker 1>big he is. I turn around and I grab my

0:29:50.520 --> 0:29:53.960
<v Speaker 1>TGI Friday's fork and I turn around and try to

0:29:54.040 --> 0:29:56.480
<v Speaker 1>stab him with the fork. This is a terrible what

0:29:56.600 --> 0:30:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Chris being honest about what happened? My butt who don't

0:30:00.840 --> 0:30:03.320
<v Speaker 1>want me to go to jail? They grab me and

0:30:03.360 --> 0:30:07.920
<v Speaker 1>hold me back from stabbing him with the fork. He

0:30:08.920 --> 0:30:13.840
<v Speaker 1>throws my hat on the ground and something said something

0:30:13.880 --> 0:30:16.920
<v Speaker 1>about I'll beat you outside or something like that. My

0:30:17.000 --> 0:30:20.080
<v Speaker 1>buddies are trying to calm me down because they understand

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<v Speaker 1>that I have a temper at this point in time

0:30:22.560 --> 0:30:24.840
<v Speaker 1>and I very well may end up in jail and

0:30:25.040 --> 0:30:27.840
<v Speaker 1>or die because this guy had hands that looked like

0:30:27.920 --> 0:30:31.360
<v Speaker 1>dinner plates. That I was not in a current state

0:30:31.400 --> 0:30:34.320
<v Speaker 1>of mind to be concerned with such things. So I

0:30:34.400 --> 0:30:37.160
<v Speaker 1>lied and I told my buddies, I'm fine, no, no,

0:30:37.480 --> 0:30:40.120
<v Speaker 1>not even interested. I've let it go. Just let me

0:30:40.200 --> 0:30:45.760
<v Speaker 1>get my hat. It's all good, totally fine. I wait

0:30:46.560 --> 0:30:50.640
<v Speaker 1>until they turn back around to eat their cheeseburgers, which

0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:55.680
<v Speaker 1>they dip in kso I then turn and bolt towards

0:30:55.680 --> 0:30:58.120
<v Speaker 1>the front door so I can go out there. And

0:30:58.160 --> 0:31:00.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure in my mind I had dreamt the going

0:31:00.400 --> 0:31:04.760
<v Speaker 1>out there and stomping this dude. It had two sets

0:31:04.800 --> 0:31:09.440
<v Speaker 1>of doors, both of them solid. That's important. There were

0:31:09.440 --> 0:31:12.920
<v Speaker 1>no windows. I could not see through them. I burst

0:31:13.000 --> 0:31:14.840
<v Speaker 1>through the first set of double doors, and there's this

0:31:15.120 --> 0:31:19.640
<v Speaker 1>little entryway, and then I burst through the next set

0:31:19.680 --> 0:31:26.720
<v Speaker 1>of double doors. He is waiting right there with his

0:31:26.960 --> 0:31:33.400
<v Speaker 1>fist already cocked back this It was the millisecond that

0:31:33.640 --> 0:31:36.000
<v Speaker 1>second set of double doors open, and of course I

0:31:36.080 --> 0:31:38.280
<v Speaker 1>was leading with my face through them. You know, you

0:31:38.280 --> 0:31:43.200
<v Speaker 1>have your head down. Wam. He hits me so freaking hard.

0:31:43.280 --> 0:31:46.160
<v Speaker 1>I have been hit several times in my life and

0:31:46.280 --> 0:31:49.120
<v Speaker 1>done some hitting myself. I have never been punched that

0:31:49.240 --> 0:31:52.560
<v Speaker 1>hard in all of my life. It is by a

0:31:52.600 --> 0:31:55.840
<v Speaker 1>miracle from God that I don't really get knocked out.

0:31:55.920 --> 0:31:59.120
<v Speaker 1>That's purely as a it's a. I don't know a

0:31:59.120 --> 0:32:02.000
<v Speaker 1>genetic thing. I would guess, but that is as close

0:32:02.160 --> 0:32:04.880
<v Speaker 1>as I've ever been, and I would guess that I

0:32:05.120 --> 0:32:09.160
<v Speaker 1>was briefly, I saw so many stars I had to

0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:12.480
<v Speaker 1>drop down to a knee. My buddies at this point

0:32:12.480 --> 0:32:16.320
<v Speaker 1>in time come pouring out. Then the TGI Friday's staff

0:32:16.400 --> 0:32:19.840
<v Speaker 1>comes pouring out, calling the police. We end up having

0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:24.520
<v Speaker 1>to run through this dark neighborhood in Palm Springs running

0:32:24.560 --> 0:32:27.960
<v Speaker 1>from the police, which I would really recommend. Really, you

0:32:28.000 --> 0:32:29.560
<v Speaker 1>really don't want to do any of these things. I

0:32:29.600 --> 0:32:31.800
<v Speaker 1>really want you to be smarter and better than I

0:32:31.840 --> 0:32:38.680
<v Speaker 1>am what Chris. But Chris said, I got punched, but

0:32:38.720 --> 0:32:41.800
<v Speaker 1>I didn't assault him. I think the cops probably would

0:32:41.840 --> 0:32:46.040
<v Speaker 1>have frowned on the fork thing, probably a bit that

0:32:46.200 --> 0:32:49.040
<v Speaker 1>probably would have I did not stab him, that is correct,

0:32:49.080 --> 0:32:52.280
<v Speaker 1>That is correct, but they probably would have frowned on that.

0:32:52.760 --> 0:32:56.480
<v Speaker 1>And then I had to show up in formation on

0:32:56.680 --> 0:33:03.560
<v Speaker 1>Monday morning and it wasn't my I the entire left

0:33:03.600 --> 0:33:07.360
<v Speaker 1>side of my face was swoollen shut. Do you have

0:33:07.440 --> 0:33:11.600
<v Speaker 1>any idea how that conversation went with the company first sergeant.

0:33:12.120 --> 0:33:16.520
<v Speaker 1>It did not go well. I have no idea why

0:33:16.520 --> 0:33:18.440
<v Speaker 1>I chose to tell you that story. Right now, we

0:33:18.480 --> 0:33:20.880
<v Speaker 1>should go back and talk about some politics. Let's talk

0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:22.320
<v Speaker 1>briefly about the shutdown.