Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Tuesday,
Speaker 1: a magnificent Tuesday, and all we have so much for
Speaker 1: you tonight. First of all, we're getting closer to Japan.
Speaker 1: Not that I'm gonna talk about that much or even
Speaker 1: probably at all, but I think that's really cool. We'll
Speaker 1: discuss that briefly tonight on the show. We are going
Speaker 1: to talk a little bit in the opening here in
Speaker 1: just a minute or so, about the difference in how
Speaker 1: you vote versus many foreign peoples throughout history. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about that there's a big difference that people don't realize.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about Democrats potentially reaching the end of
Speaker 1: the line with the shutdown stuff, the Hitler stuff, a
Speaker 1: Confederate statue is going back up. You're gonna be shocked
Speaker 1: to find out there's turbulence in the middle of a hurricane,
Speaker 1: Communists sending over female spies to seduce tech nerds, all
Speaker 1: that emails and so much more coming up tonight on
Speaker 1: the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, the first I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do this, I'm gonna do a little experiment. Let's
Speaker 1: say let's say twenty twenty eight is over jd Vance
Speaker 1: is one. Let's just assume we're going that way. You
Speaker 1: know what. Let's let's fast forward all the way. We
Speaker 1: just got done with two terms of Jdvans. All right,
Speaker 1: it's all the way to twenty thirty six, two terms
Speaker 1: of Jdvans. Now, I put somebody in front of you,
Speaker 1: and this is someone I put in front of you.
Speaker 1: What you know what. They're with you on taxes, they
Speaker 1: are with you on the border, whatever you want done
Speaker 1: on the border. They share those values everything from pro
Speaker 1: life regulations, energy policy, foreign policy. They align with you.
Speaker 1: They are with you and want what you want. Let
Speaker 1: me ask you, would you vote for that person? Obviously,
Speaker 1: probably rolling your eyes, it's a pretty obvious point, yes,
Speaker 1: of course. But I didn't tell you what they looked like.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you if they were tall, short, skinny, fat.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you their religion. I didn't tell you
Speaker 1: their skin color I told I didn't tell you their sex.
Speaker 1: I didn't say if it was a male or female.
Speaker 1: And you just said you would vote for that person. Why, Well,
Speaker 1: this may seem like an obvious point. Believe me, it
Speaker 1: is not. Though you vote for the person who will
Speaker 1: implement the policies you want implemented. That is how you vote. Now,
Speaker 1: maybe you're shrugging your shoulders and saying, well, yeah, but
Speaker 1: this is my point. You don't understand that's unique. You,
Speaker 1: in the history of politics and the history of the world,
Speaker 1: are unique in that regard. The American right is unique
Speaker 1: in that regard. We have in our DNA courtesy of
Speaker 1: the founding of this country. We have a natural distrust
Speaker 1: of government, even if maybe you're a little more big
Speaker 1: government in this area, or maybe I am in that area,
Speaker 1: although I don't think I am in any area, but
Speaker 1: maybe we differ on things, there's no question about it.
Speaker 1: But we have a natural distrust of government. And we
Speaker 1: don't run to the government with our hands out. That's
Speaker 1: not how we operate. We don't. Even if we do,
Speaker 1: we're kind of ashamed of that and kind of hide
Speaker 1: that fact. That's not how we look at government. You
Speaker 1: and I. We do not look at the people we
Speaker 1: elect as people who will give us this or give
Speaker 1: us that, And in general, we do not look at
Speaker 1: them as people we can purely relate to. I made
Speaker 1: up this totally fictional candidate for twenty thirty six, and
Speaker 1: you said you would vote for them. And I didn't
Speaker 1: even tell you what they looked like. I told you
Speaker 1: nothing about them, and you said you would vote for
Speaker 1: them because what they look like, what their religion is,
Speaker 1: what their skin color is not a priority for you.
Speaker 1: It's not how you vote, it's not how I vote.
Speaker 1: I would never in a million years look at ten
Speaker 1: candidates on stage doing a debate and make my decision
Speaker 1: on who to support based on whether they're tall or short,
Speaker 1: or skinny or fat, or white or black. That would
Speaker 1: never occur to me, and it would generally never occur
Speaker 1: to you. But the point is that is insanely unique.
Speaker 1: And in fact, we're going to go to this New
Speaker 1: York City race which I touched on a little bit
Speaker 1: last night, to make this important point. Why why is
Speaker 1: it that American born New Yorkers completely reject this communist
Speaker 1: and foreign born New Yorkers love him, absolutely love him.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you how peoples around the planet vote,
Speaker 1: and not just now, historically, how peoples many peoples. I
Speaker 1: would probably say most people around the planet have historically voted.
Speaker 1: They vote on the two te's two te's. You ready,
Speaker 1: first transactionally in American politics. If I was running for
Speaker 1: president and I stood up right now and I gave
Speaker 1: a speech in front of you, and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: you vote for me, vote for Jesse Kelly. And you
Speaker 1: know what if you vote for me, If you vote
Speaker 1: for me, if you put me in office, I'm going
Speaker 1: to build you a brand new school and I'm going
Speaker 1: to send you a thousand dollars check in the mail.
Speaker 1: You would be grossed out, wouldn't you. No, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you would like a thousand dollar check in the mail.
Speaker 1: We all would. But wouldn't that seem gross? Even though
Speaker 1: we know politicians try to do that, It would seem
Speaker 1: gross if I just stood up and said, hey, new school,
Speaker 1: thousand dollars check, that would seem gross to you. But
Speaker 1: peoples around the world that's exactly how they vote, and
Speaker 1: the politicians themselves, they run for office on these platforms
Speaker 1: purely transactionally. You vote for me, I will give you this.
Speaker 1: How in the world can the next mayor of New
Speaker 1: York City get up and give a speech like this
Speaker 1: and get elected?
Speaker 2: Here is what we stand for, my friends. We are
Speaker 2: going to freeze the rent for more than two million
Speaker 2: rent stabilized tenants and use every resource at our disposal
Speaker 2: to build housing for everyone who needs it. We are
Speaker 2: going to eliminate the fair on every single bus line.
Speaker 1: Purely transactional. He's open about it because he understands the
Speaker 1: foreigners who have poured into New York City. That's how
Speaker 1: they vote, purely transactional, totally different than any way you vote.
Speaker 1: How could they be We have a hard time understanding.
Speaker 1: Don't they understand? It will get it will get dirtier,
Speaker 1: it'll be there'll be worse crime that, there will be this,
Speaker 1: This won't work, taxes will grow up. Don't they understand.
Speaker 1: People from around the world do not vote like you.
Speaker 1: They do not vote with the values you vote with.
Speaker 1: People around the world from so many cultures, from most cultures,
Speaker 1: they vote on the two teas. Now I just said one.
Speaker 1: The first one is transactional, purely actional, vote for me.
Speaker 1: I'll give you this period. The second part is tribal.
Speaker 1: That's how people from around the planet and American Democrats
Speaker 1: vote this way in large part two. Now that the
Speaker 1: Communist revolution is these different groups. But we're going to
Speaker 1: make this about foreigners for now. We'll come back domestically
Speaker 1: in a moment, purely tribal. If I told you right now,
Speaker 1: the next election. I'm voting for whoever's white. That would
Speaker 1: be kind of a turnoff, right, Not only would it
Speaker 1: be weird and stupid, it would be kind of a turnoff.
Speaker 1: I'm only voting for the white guy. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see any black people up there. There better not
Speaker 1: be any Mexicans, only the white guy. That's who I
Speaker 1: vote for. White, I vote for my skin color. Period.
Speaker 1: That would be weird and dumb and not good. But
Speaker 1: that's how people around the planet vote all the time,
Speaker 1: all the time. What why is ma'm Donnie? Why is
Speaker 1: he up there telling fake nine to eleven?
Speaker 3: Yes, I was speaking about my aunt. I was speaking
Speaker 3: about Santa Fue, my father's cousin you sadly passed away
Speaker 3: a few years ago.
Speaker 1: That was the wrong button. This is the fake nine
Speaker 1: to eleventh story. That was his uh. That was his
Speaker 1: little attempt at saving face after he lied about this.
Speaker 3: I want to use this moment to speak to the
Speaker 3: Muslims of New York City.
Speaker 4: Hmm.
Speaker 3: I want to speak to the memory of my aunt,
Speaker 3: who stopped taking the subway after September eleventh because she
Speaker 3: did not feel safe in her hit Jab.
Speaker 1: Why I give that speech because New York city has
Speaker 1: over a million Muslims, and and Ma'am Donnie is under
Speaker 1: the impression they're going to vote for him because he
Speaker 1: is one. And the poll numbers say that's true. And
Speaker 1: this is not unique, by the way, to Muslims, foreigners
Speaker 1: from around the planet, they vote tribally. What why do
Speaker 1: the what are the people in Minneapolis now routinely put
Speaker 1: Somali candidates up? Samali foreigners vote for Somali's transactionally and tribally.
Speaker 1: If you sit and scratch your head at why any
Speaker 1: group would vote for this person or that person anywhere.
Speaker 1: People don't share your values, people who don't share your
Speaker 1: DNA and your values, they vote for the two teas,
Speaker 1: transactional and tribal. We'll deal with the domestic aspect of
Speaker 1: this in just a moment, and then we'll move on cities.
Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Remember
Speaker 1: you can email us and we'll get to a bunch
Speaker 1: of those tonight, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You
Speaker 1: find it bizarre how we can import foreign peoples from
Speaker 1: different cultures and they will vote for things that don't
Speaker 1: make any sense. They simply don't make any sense. How
Speaker 1: is it that all these foreigners in New York City
Speaker 1: are getting ready to elect a communist. They don't vote
Speaker 1: like you vote. They vote for the two teas, transactional
Speaker 1: and tribal. Why do you think how many times have
Speaker 1: we had this discussion? Why do you think the globalist
Speaker 1: communists who run Western civilization for the most part, why
Speaker 1: do you think they've been on a decade's long mission
Speaker 1: to fill up every country where they lead with as
Speaker 1: many foreigners as humanly possible. Why do you think that
Speaker 1: is because they understand perfectly well. You you the patriotic American.
Speaker 1: You you don't get bought, you can't be purchased. It's
Speaker 1: not transactional for you, and it's not tribal for you. You
Speaker 1: don't care about how tall or short, or white or
Speaker 1: black or someone is. These are not how you vote.
Speaker 1: If I put you in Virginia today, maybe you're in Virginia.
Speaker 1: If I put you in Virginia today, you would vote
Speaker 1: for Winsome Seers over Abigail Spamberger. Why Abigail Spamberger is
Speaker 1: as white as snow, wins Seers as black. You don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care that the thought would never cross your mind.
Speaker 1: But foreign peoples do care from all over the world,
Speaker 1: and it's exactly how they vote, exactly how they vote
Speaker 1: tribal and of course remember transactional. In countries around the world.
Speaker 1: It is not abnormal to have politicians run for office
Speaker 1: with specific promises of specific handouts to certain groups and
Speaker 1: certain neighborhoods in certain areas. Elect me and I'll give
Speaker 1: you this. These are not considered dirty, abnormal things in
Speaker 1: places around the planet. This is how you run for office.
Speaker 1: This is how you achieve office. This goes back to
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, all of history. You can look at
Speaker 1: if you ever really feel like nerding out on his
Speaker 1: historical stuff. You know something wild, go look at the
Speaker 1: Roman days. Roman elections, because they had to stand for elections,
Speaker 1: they'd flat out get up and say, hey, if you're
Speaker 1: a veteran, we're going to give you three acres. You
Speaker 1: vote for me, you got three acres coming. This is
Speaker 1: just how politics has been done historically. We're just not
Speaker 1: used to it because that's not how you vote, and
Speaker 1: that's not how you want to vote, and that's not
Speaker 1: how I vote. How can you get up and give
Speaker 1: a speech like this and get elected mayor because you
Speaker 1: filled up the city with foreigners.
Speaker 2: Here is what we stand for, my friends. We are
Speaker 2: going to freeze the rent for more than two million
Speaker 2: rent stabilized tenants and use every resource at our disposal
Speaker 2: to build housing for everyone who needs it. We are
Speaker 2: going to eliminate the fair on every single bus line.
Speaker 1: But that won't work. That's that's socialism. That'll raise taxes,
Speaker 1: but that won't what that The foreigners they brought in
Speaker 1: don't care about socialism. They don't care about freedom, care
Speaker 1: about the constitution. That's not their culture. That's not what
Speaker 1: they care about at all. Free rent sounds good. Hey,
Speaker 1: I ride the bus every day. I'd like that free too.
Speaker 1: You're gonna give me it? Okay, free sounds good? Sign
Speaker 1: me up. Why do you think the communists brought in
Speaker 1: so many? Why do you think the Biden administration completely
Speaker 1: unencumbered by a president who had a brain the communists
Speaker 1: inside of the Bid administration. Why do you do you
Speaker 1: think Priority one get the border open? Open it sue
Speaker 1: to make sure the border wall can't be built. Not
Speaker 1: only open it, fly as many foreigners into the United
Speaker 1: States of America as possible. Remember that one story we
Speaker 1: did where there was an Ohio town that had about
Speaker 1: two thousand people in it, and the Biden administration brought
Speaker 1: two thousand Haitians in completely replace the town, just replace
Speaker 1: the town. Why, well, guess how those two thousand Haitians
Speaker 1: are going to vote. They're going to vote differently than
Speaker 1: the two thousand Ohioans who were there beforehand. They're going
Speaker 1: to vote tribal and they're going to vote transactional. Why
Speaker 1: do you think this has been the plan for years
Speaker 1: in years in years in years because it cuts you
Speaker 1: out of the equation. They're tired of hearing about freedom
Speaker 1: and the constitution and limits on government. These sick freaks
Speaker 1: just want to burn down the country and rule over
Speaker 1: the ashes. And you pesky patriotic American, you won't let
Speaker 1: them do it, but you know who will click click
Speaker 1: and beep beep. They just brought him and his thirty
Speaker 1: five family members into the country and they're handing him
Speaker 1: a welfare check and free bus fair and they're gonna
Speaker 1: hand him this, and they're gonna hand him that and
Speaker 1: click click and beep beep. Have never heard of Thomas Jefferson.
Speaker 1: They don't care about the Constitution. They don't know anything
Speaker 1: about communism or socialism where taxes are spending and they
Speaker 1: couldn't possibly care less. All they want is some money
Speaker 1: for an extra set of sandals and maybe a toothbrush
Speaker 1: for everybody to share. That's the only thing they care
Speaker 1: about at all. Don't vote like you vote, and that's
Speaker 1: why they brought them here. No, I will finally wrap
Speaker 1: up this point and we'll move on. It is Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a Tuesday, so let me finish this
Speaker 1: up here. I wanted to finish this email that I
Speaker 1: got to right before the break here from Sherry Jesse.
Speaker 1: My husband is one of the hero first responders that
Speaker 1: was at Ground zero after nine to eleven. He now
Speaker 1: suffers with nine to eleven related illness and will deal
Speaker 1: with it for the rest of his life. He always
Speaker 1: said he would do it all over again. I was
Speaker 1: in Manhattan during nine to eleven, and that experience changed
Speaker 1: me forever. I am furious that twenty four years later,
Speaker 1: New York City will relect that third world crapholer. I am, however,
Speaker 1: optimist in optimist, and I am hoping a year after
Speaker 1: his garbage rule, it will deliver us New York City
Speaker 1: or a New York GOP governor. Well, I am hopeful too,
Speaker 1: but I want to also clarify something. And she makes
Speaker 1: a great point, and I'm hopeful as well. I'm going
Speaker 1: to clarify something. The reason you bring in hostile, disloyal
Speaker 1: foreigners in mass is to insulate yourself from having to
Speaker 1: suffer consequences for policies that are disastrous and failed. This
Speaker 1: is a mistake people on the right make, and I
Speaker 1: want to explain it over and over and over again.
Speaker 1: Let's let's let's step away from New York for a moment.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Chicago, Chicago, if you've never been, in fact,
Speaker 1: I'm going very soon. It's a work thing. Chicago is
Speaker 1: so cool, the potential of Chicago is just so cool.
Speaker 1: And I've had a great time in Chicago before. But
Speaker 1: Chicago has absolutely been ravaged by corruption for decades. This
Speaker 1: goes back, honestly, decades decades of of the mafia involvement
Speaker 1: in their local government is something that was well known,
Speaker 1: but that there mayor used to go golf with the
Speaker 1: Chicago outfit. I mean, it probably still does for all
Speaker 1: I know. But the corruption crime, decades of it, decades
Speaker 1: of it. They have never even come close to switch
Speaker 1: in from voting Democrat and voting for a Republican. They've
Speaker 1: never even come close. Now, the point of bringing in
Speaker 1: foreigners to collaborate with domestic communists is there will never, ever, ever,
Speaker 1: ever ever be a time when things have gotten so
Speaker 1: bad they will consider voting in a different way. That's
Speaker 1: not how they vote. It doesn't work that way. If
Speaker 1: you bring in people to collaborate with your domestic terrorists,
Speaker 1: they will vote for destruction for ever. That is the problem.
Speaker 1: If you truly want to save these hostile foreign cities
Speaker 1: states that reside inside of our borders, you have to
Speaker 1: deport people. And I've got some bad news for you. Well,
Speaker 1: it may be bad news, maybe you'll get it. It's
Speaker 1: not just the murderers, it's not just the rapists. It's
Speaker 1: not just the guy from Guatemala with a rap sheet
Speaker 1: as long as a CVS receipt. If you truly want
Speaker 1: to save American cities, you are going to have to
Speaker 1: take every single person who came here illegally and deport them,
Speaker 1: every single one, men, women, children. Why do you think
Speaker 1: California used to be read and now it's just this
Speaker 1: solid blue wall disaster and the poor people who live there,
Speaker 1: who are stuck there, who can't get out, suffer. Why
Speaker 1: do you think that is foreigners? They let them all
Speaker 1: come in and now the people are outnumbered. There are
Speaker 1: more Republicans in California than any other state in the Union.
Speaker 1: They have no representation at the state level whatsoever. I
Speaker 1: realize they have some numbers in the state legislature, but
Speaker 1: nothing close to a majority, and for the foreseeable future
Speaker 1: they never will. But I don't understand. Crime is high,
Speaker 1: Taxes are high, fees are high. Don't people learn not
Speaker 1: people who are transactional and tribal. They don't. People who
Speaker 1: are transactional and tribal now will always be transactional and tribal.
Speaker 1: You want them to wake up and learn, but they won't.
Speaker 1: And when they collaborate with our domestic communists with Democrats, Remember,
Speaker 1: Democrats want everyone to suffer. The idea is to burn
Speaker 1: everything down. That's what they want. It's not like it
Speaker 1: can get so bad. They're going to say, Wow, I
Speaker 1: wish it wasn't like this. I'll vote Republican. Now that's
Speaker 1: the whole idea, burning down the country you hate. But
Speaker 1: back to what I was discussing, we are going to
Speaker 1: have to deport people, all of them, and we're going
Speaker 1: to have to take it a step further. We are
Speaker 1: going to have to denaturalize people and deport them too.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if you're uncomfortable with it. You cannot fill
Speaker 1: up your country with foreigners like this and can continue
Speaker 1: on as a nation. You will lose parts of your
Speaker 1: country if you allow foreigners like this to stay.
Speaker 5: America is the genesis of what we call settler colonialism,
Speaker 5: and the American model was exported all around the world.
Speaker 5: Abraham Lincoln generalized the solution of reservations. They herded American
Speaker 5: Indians into separate territories for the Nazis. This was the inspiration.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you heard it the other downy to play it
Speaker 1: all right? Now, why do you think, well, here's the headline,
Speaker 1: Soro's fingerprints found all over the rise of Democratic socialist
Speaker 1: Zoron Mamdani. Why do you think all these hostile foreigners
Speaker 1: have spent billions of dollars to bring in as many
Speaker 1: of these people as possible and then fund them on.
Speaker 1: Why do you think that is? This is all part
Speaker 1: of the planned destruction of the United States of America.
Speaker 1: And if we're being fair. It's not only foreigners who
Speaker 1: are transactional, and tribal America's communists are as well. I
Speaker 1: played this clip for you the other day. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: play it again. Gavin Newsom's already running for president in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight. He has to do this thing where
Speaker 1: he has to pretend like he hasn't decided yet, as
Speaker 1: if he hasn't dreamt of this moment forever. And so
Speaker 1: he's already bouncing around the podcast scene because he watched
Speaker 1: Donald Trump bounce around the podcast scene gathering up as
Speaker 1: many votes as possible. He goes on an NBA podcast
Speaker 1: and blatantly panned is lying through his teeth? Why why
Speaker 1: would you be so obvious about the.
Speaker 4: Pandor But also you know, it was also about paying
Speaker 4: the bills, man, and it was just like hustling and
Speaker 4: and so I was out there kind of raising myself,
Speaker 4: turning on the TV started, you know, just getting obsessed,
Speaker 4: you know, sitting there with the you know, the wonderbread
Speaker 4: and five stacks of you.
Speaker 1: Know, like the white come on.
Speaker 4: Every day every day in the backyard, just bouncing the basketball,
Speaker 4: throwing the ball against the wall until the ball is
Speaker 4: just like fraying man, and you're.
Speaker 1: Talking to you. That's it, whole thing, hey man.
Speaker 6: Just hustling, just out there hustling, yo, wonderbread and mac
Speaker 6: and cheek and playing hoops, just hooping it up. That's
Speaker 6: all fake. They know it's fake. Everyone listening knows it's fake.
Speaker 6: Know it's Fakesome knows it's fake. That's what they want,
Speaker 6: transactional tribal. Hey man, wonder bread, Just.
Speaker 1: A hustle of wonder bread.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 1: You got you want to play some hoops? Remember when
Speaker 1: Pete boudhah Jedge, trying to get the black vote, went
Speaker 1: and got a forty forty ounce of beer in a
Speaker 1: brown paper bag, I kid you not, and drank it
Speaker 1: with some black dudes in the hood. There's a video
Speaker 1: of it you can go look at. I'm not making it.
Speaker 1: One of the funniest political things I've ever seen in
Speaker 1: my life. Why did they do it? Because it works
Speaker 1: because it works in Democrat circles. Doesn't work for people
Speaker 1: on the right, but if you're on the left, that's
Speaker 1: why they do it, and it works. All right, let's
Speaker 1: get off of this stuff. Get off of this stuff,
Speaker 1: and let's do some emails. Wonderful wonderful things happening. Tell
Speaker 1: you about the time I almost stabbed somebody with the fork.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a wonderful show tonight on the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. It is a Jesse Kelly Show ul Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
Speaker 1: dot com. Did I ever tell you about the time
Speaker 1: I almost stabbed somebody with a fork? So I'll show
Speaker 1: the night that I got hit the hardest I've ever
Speaker 1: been hitting my entire life. And I thought about this. Look,
Speaker 1: I'll get back to politics in a minute, in the
Speaker 1: shutdown and stuff like that. But I saw this story
Speaker 1: about an Indian man charged with stabbing two teams with
Speaker 1: a fork on a flight out of Chicago. First of all,
Speaker 1: flying in and out of Chicago will make anybody a
Speaker 1: little stabby. That's just the way the place is. That's one. Two.
Speaker 1: We were in the Marine Corps and we had a
Speaker 1: couple nights off. I forget how many how much time
Speaker 1: we had off, But we go out to Palm Springs
Speaker 1: because I was stationed in twenty nine Palms. We go
Speaker 1: out to Palm Springs. There's a few of us out there,
Speaker 1: and if you're a local, certainly a local young man.
Speaker 1: You probably don't have the best view of United States Marines.
Speaker 1: Why because you have a bunch of young, cocky Marines
Speaker 1: coming into town competing for your women. This is the way,
Speaker 1: This is the way societies work. This is certainly the
Speaker 1: way young men think. It's a competition for the dimes. Eh,
Speaker 1: It's that's the all it is. So already there's a
Speaker 1: certain level of hostility with the other young men in
Speaker 1: the Palm Springs commit community towards the United States Marines
Speaker 1: because it was close enough. I'm gonna say it was
Speaker 1: two hours away, baby, wrong. It's been twenty years, but
Speaker 1: I want to say it's a couple hours away. We
Speaker 1: end up because we are an extremely classy bunch. We
Speaker 1: end up at TGI Fridays. I don't even know if
Speaker 1: those exist anymore. But there was a time they had
Speaker 1: an extra cheesy cheeseburger that had a pad, a mozzarella
Speaker 1: stick pad for the cheese on top, and they served
Speaker 1: it with queso. You could dip it in. It was
Speaker 1: a Chris It's one of the great rush strump burgers
Speaker 1: of all time. I think it's gone now, don't distract me.
Speaker 1: We end up at TGI Fridays, having a couple of
Speaker 1: beers being stupid. My buddy, of course, is outside on
Speaker 1: the TGI Friday's patio and he's talking to some women
Speaker 1: out there. Things start to go south because there is
Speaker 1: some dudes out there with them. I go storming outside
Speaker 1: and do you know the the Clint Eastwood thing. Anyone
Speaker 1: has a problem, that's let's work it out right here,
Speaker 1: you know, just being an idiot.
Speaker 6: Like young men do.
Speaker 1: Being an idiot. Hey, anybody wants thow hands, we can
Speaker 1: do it right now. A young idiot, I got it.
Speaker 1: They all kind of back off. No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. And I'm sure I said something to the
Speaker 1: effect of, yeah, that's right, there's something dumb that I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have said. A big friggin' moron, rubbit run in
Speaker 1: my mouth. I am wearing a ball cap at the time.
Speaker 1: That's going to come into play here. I forget it.
Speaker 1: My buddy goes back inside. I go back inside. I
Speaker 1: go sit back down at the bar to eat my cheeseburger,
Speaker 1: which I am dipping in kso at the time I
Speaker 1: am hunched over my cheeseburger, and all of a sudden, wham,
Speaker 1: somebody snatches my ball cap off of my head. I think,
Speaker 1: who is about to die? And I turn around and
Speaker 1: it is one of the largest human beings I have
Speaker 1: ever seen in my entire life. He was Chris said,
Speaker 1: did that stop you? No? But it did let me
Speaker 1: know I probably needed some assistance. What assistance, well, a
Speaker 1: weapon of some kind of course. So I turn around
Speaker 1: the second I see this dude, and I see how
Speaker 1: big he is. I turn around and I grab my
Speaker 1: TGI Friday's fork and I turn around and try to
Speaker 1: stab him with the fork. This is a terrible what
Speaker 1: Chris being honest about what happened? My butt who don't
Speaker 1: want me to go to jail? They grab me and
Speaker 1: hold me back from stabbing him with the fork. He
Speaker 1: throws my hat on the ground and something said something
Speaker 1: about I'll beat you outside or something like that. My
Speaker 1: buddies are trying to calm me down because they understand
Speaker 1: that I have a temper at this point in time
Speaker 1: and I very well may end up in jail and
Speaker 1: or die because this guy had hands that looked like
Speaker 1: dinner plates. That I was not in a current state
Speaker 1: of mind to be concerned with such things. So I
Speaker 1: lied and I told my buddies, I'm fine, no, no,
Speaker 1: not even interested. I've let it go. Just let me
Speaker 1: get my hat. It's all good, totally fine. I wait
Speaker 1: until they turn back around to eat their cheeseburgers, which
Speaker 1: they dip in kso I then turn and bolt towards
Speaker 1: the front door so I can go out there. And
Speaker 1: I'm sure in my mind I had dreamt the going
Speaker 1: out there and stomping this dude. It had two sets
Speaker 1: of doors, both of them solid. That's important. There were
Speaker 1: no windows. I could not see through them. I burst
Speaker 1: through the first set of double doors, and there's this
Speaker 1: little entryway, and then I burst through the next set
Speaker 1: of double doors. He is waiting right there with his
Speaker 1: fist already cocked back this It was the millisecond that
Speaker 1: second set of double doors open, and of course I
Speaker 1: was leading with my face through them. You know, you
Speaker 1: have your head down. Wam. He hits me so freaking hard.
Speaker 1: I have been hit several times in my life and
Speaker 1: done some hitting myself. I have never been punched that
Speaker 1: hard in all of my life. It is by a
Speaker 1: miracle from God that I don't really get knocked out.
Speaker 1: That's purely as a it's a. I don't know a
Speaker 1: genetic thing. I would guess, but that is as close
Speaker 1: as I've ever been, and I would guess that I
Speaker 1: was briefly, I saw so many stars I had to
Speaker 1: drop down to a knee. My buddies at this point
Speaker 1: in time come pouring out. Then the TGI Friday's staff
Speaker 1: comes pouring out, calling the police. We end up having
Speaker 1: to run through this dark neighborhood in Palm Springs running
Speaker 1: from the police, which I would really recommend. Really, you
Speaker 1: really don't want to do any of these things. I
Speaker 1: really want you to be smarter and better than I
Speaker 1: am what Chris. But Chris said, I got punched, but
Speaker 1: I didn't assault him. I think the cops probably would
Speaker 1: have frowned on the fork thing, probably a bit that
Speaker 1: probably would have I did not stab him, that is correct,
Speaker 1: That is correct, but they probably would have frowned on that.
Speaker 1: And then I had to show up in formation on
Speaker 1: Monday morning and it wasn't my I the entire left
Speaker 1: side of my face was swoollen shut. Do you have
Speaker 1: any idea how that conversation went with the company first sergeant.
Speaker 1: It did not go well. I have no idea why
Speaker 1: I chose to tell you that story. Right now, we
Speaker 1: should go back and talk about some politics. Let's talk
Speaker 1: briefly about the shutdown.