1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:11,639 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Tuesday, 2 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:16,919 Speaker 1: a magnificent Tuesday, and all we have so much for 3 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,639 Speaker 1: you tonight. First of all, we're getting closer to Japan. 4 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,680 Speaker 1: Not that I'm gonna talk about that much or even 5 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:24,520 Speaker 1: probably at all, but I think that's really cool. We'll 6 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 1: discuss that briefly tonight on the show. We are going 7 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,560 Speaker 1: to talk a little bit in the opening here in 8 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: just a minute or so, about the difference in how 9 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:38,200 Speaker 1: you vote versus many foreign peoples throughout history. We'll talk 10 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: about that there's a big difference that people don't realize. 11 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:44,879 Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about Democrats potentially reaching the end of 12 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 1: the line with the shutdown stuff, the Hitler stuff, a 13 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:52,240 Speaker 1: Confederate statue is going back up. You're gonna be shocked 14 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: to find out there's turbulence in the middle of a hurricane, 15 00:00:55,920 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 1: Communists sending over female spies to seduce tech nerds, all 16 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:05,680 Speaker 1: that emails and so much more coming up tonight on 17 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 1: the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, the first I'm 18 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 1: gonna do this, I'm gonna do a little experiment. Let's 19 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: say let's say twenty twenty eight is over jd Vance 20 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 1: is one. Let's just assume we're going that way. You 21 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 1: know what. Let's let's fast forward all the way. We 22 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 1: just got done with two terms of Jdvans. All right, 23 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,679 Speaker 1: it's all the way to twenty thirty six, two terms 24 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 1: of Jdvans. Now, I put somebody in front of you, 25 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,120 Speaker 1: and this is someone I put in front of you. 26 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 1: What you know what. They're with you on taxes, they 27 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:46,199 Speaker 1: are with you on the border, whatever you want done 28 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: on the border. They share those values everything from pro 29 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 1: life regulations, energy policy, foreign policy. They align with you. 30 00:01:56,360 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 1: They are with you and want what you want. Let 31 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: me ask you, would you vote for that person? Obviously, 32 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:10,360 Speaker 1: probably rolling your eyes, it's a pretty obvious point, yes, 33 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 1: of course. But I didn't tell you what they looked like. 34 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,639 Speaker 1: I didn't tell you if they were tall, short, skinny, fat. 35 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: I didn't tell you their religion. I didn't tell you 36 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 1: their skin color I told I didn't tell you their sex. 37 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:29,920 Speaker 1: I didn't say if it was a male or female. 38 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 1: And you just said you would vote for that person. Why, Well, 39 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:38,560 Speaker 1: this may seem like an obvious point. Believe me, it 40 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 1: is not. Though you vote for the person who will 41 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:49,919 Speaker 1: implement the policies you want implemented. That is how you vote. Now, 42 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 1: maybe you're shrugging your shoulders and saying, well, yeah, but 43 00:02:54,280 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: this is my point. You don't understand that's unique. You, 44 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 1: in the history of politics and the history of the world, 45 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: are unique in that regard. The American right is unique 46 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 1: in that regard. We have in our DNA courtesy of 47 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,920 Speaker 1: the founding of this country. We have a natural distrust 48 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 1: of government, even if maybe you're a little more big 49 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 1: government in this area, or maybe I am in that area, 50 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 1: although I don't think I am in any area, but 51 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,640 Speaker 1: maybe we differ on things, there's no question about it. 52 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 1: But we have a natural distrust of government. And we 53 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 1: don't run to the government with our hands out. That's 54 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 1: not how we operate. We don't. Even if we do, 55 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,000 Speaker 1: we're kind of ashamed of that and kind of hide 56 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 1: that fact. That's not how we look at government. You 57 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 1: and I. We do not look at the people we 58 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: elect as people who will give us this or give 59 00:03:56,640 --> 00:04:01,000 Speaker 1: us that, And in general, we do not look at 60 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:06,040 Speaker 1: them as people we can purely relate to. I made 61 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: up this totally fictional candidate for twenty thirty six, and 62 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 1: you said you would vote for them. And I didn't 63 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: even tell you what they looked like. I told you 64 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 1: nothing about them, and you said you would vote for 65 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 1: them because what they look like, what their religion is, 66 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 1: what their skin color is not a priority for you. 67 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,920 Speaker 1: It's not how you vote, it's not how I vote. 68 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: I would never in a million years look at ten 69 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,600 Speaker 1: candidates on stage doing a debate and make my decision 70 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,799 Speaker 1: on who to support based on whether they're tall or short, 71 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,600 Speaker 1: or skinny or fat, or white or black. That would 72 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: never occur to me, and it would generally never occur 73 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 1: to you. But the point is that is insanely unique. 74 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 1: And in fact, we're going to go to this New 75 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 1: York City race which I touched on a little bit 76 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 1: last night, to make this important point. Why why is 77 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:58,839 Speaker 1: it that American born New Yorkers completely reject this communist 78 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:02,839 Speaker 1: and foreign born New Yorkers love him, absolutely love him. 79 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:07,279 Speaker 1: Let me tell you how peoples around the planet vote, 80 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 1: and not just now, historically, how peoples many peoples. I 81 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: would probably say most people around the planet have historically voted. 82 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,559 Speaker 1: They vote on the two te's two te's. You ready, 83 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:30,720 Speaker 1: first transactionally in American politics. If I was running for 84 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,280 Speaker 1: president and I stood up right now and I gave 85 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 1: a speech in front of you, and I said, hey, 86 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: you vote for me, vote for Jesse Kelly. And you 87 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:45,000 Speaker 1: know what if you vote for me, If you vote 88 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 1: for me, if you put me in office, I'm going 89 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 1: to build you a brand new school and I'm going 90 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,599 Speaker 1: to send you a thousand dollars check in the mail. 91 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,520 Speaker 1: You would be grossed out, wouldn't you. No, I'm sure 92 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,159 Speaker 1: you would like a thousand dollar check in the mail. 93 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 1: We all would. But wouldn't that seem gross? Even though 94 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 1: we know politicians try to do that, It would seem 95 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,880 Speaker 1: gross if I just stood up and said, hey, new school, 96 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 1: thousand dollars check, that would seem gross to you. But 97 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:20,400 Speaker 1: peoples around the world that's exactly how they vote, and 98 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:25,720 Speaker 1: the politicians themselves, they run for office on these platforms 99 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:32,719 Speaker 1: purely transactionally. You vote for me, I will give you this. 100 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,480 Speaker 1: How in the world can the next mayor of New 101 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,479 Speaker 1: York City get up and give a speech like this 102 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:41,400 Speaker 1: and get elected? 103 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:45,080 Speaker 2: Here is what we stand for, my friends. We are 104 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,919 Speaker 2: going to freeze the rent for more than two million 105 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:55,960 Speaker 2: rent stabilized tenants and use every resource at our disposal 106 00:06:56,040 --> 00:07:02,680 Speaker 2: to build housing for everyone who needs it. We are 107 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:09,320 Speaker 2: going to eliminate the fair on every single bus line. 108 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:16,280 Speaker 1: Purely transactional. He's open about it because he understands the 109 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 1: foreigners who have poured into New York City. That's how 110 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 1: they vote, purely transactional, totally different than any way you vote. 111 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 1: How could they be We have a hard time understanding. 112 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:31,880 Speaker 1: Don't they understand? It will get it will get dirtier, 113 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:35,080 Speaker 1: it'll be there'll be worse crime that, there will be this, 114 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 1: This won't work, taxes will grow up. Don't they understand. 115 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 1: People from around the world do not vote like you. 116 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 1: They do not vote with the values you vote with. 117 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:52,960 Speaker 1: People around the world from so many cultures, from most cultures, 118 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:56,600 Speaker 1: they vote on the two teas. Now I just said one. 119 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:01,360 Speaker 1: The first one is transactional, purely actional, vote for me. 120 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 1: I'll give you this period. The second part is tribal. 121 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:11,480 Speaker 1: That's how people from around the planet and American Democrats 122 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,320 Speaker 1: vote this way in large part two. Now that the 123 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 1: Communist revolution is these different groups. But we're going to 124 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:18,880 Speaker 1: make this about foreigners for now. We'll come back domestically 125 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:23,080 Speaker 1: in a moment, purely tribal. If I told you right now, 126 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:30,440 Speaker 1: the next election. I'm voting for whoever's white. That would 127 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,440 Speaker 1: be kind of a turnoff, right, Not only would it 128 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:36,120 Speaker 1: be weird and stupid, it would be kind of a turnoff. 129 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,000 Speaker 1: I'm only voting for the white guy. I don't want 130 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 1: to see any black people up there. There better not 131 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 1: be any Mexicans, only the white guy. That's who I 132 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:47,760 Speaker 1: vote for. White, I vote for my skin color. Period. 133 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 1: That would be weird and dumb and not good. But 134 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,080 Speaker 1: that's how people around the planet vote all the time, 135 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:02,839 Speaker 1: all the time. What why is ma'm Donnie? Why is 136 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,720 Speaker 1: he up there telling fake nine to eleven? 137 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:08,720 Speaker 3: Yes, I was speaking about my aunt. I was speaking 138 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 3: about Santa Fue, my father's cousin you sadly passed away 139 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,120 Speaker 3: a few years ago. 140 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,760 Speaker 1: That was the wrong button. This is the fake nine 141 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:20,920 Speaker 1: to eleventh story. That was his uh. That was his 142 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:24,640 Speaker 1: little attempt at saving face after he lied about this. 143 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:26,199 Speaker 3: I want to use this moment to speak to the 144 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:30,600 Speaker 3: Muslims of New York City. 145 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:31,920 Speaker 4: Hmm. 146 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,280 Speaker 3: I want to speak to the memory of my aunt, 147 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,600 Speaker 3: who stopped taking the subway after September eleventh because she 148 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,959 Speaker 3: did not feel safe in her hit Jab. 149 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:55,600 Speaker 1: Why I give that speech because New York city has 150 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,840 Speaker 1: over a million Muslims, and and Ma'am Donnie is under 151 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,600 Speaker 1: the impression they're going to vote for him because he 152 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:06,200 Speaker 1: is one. And the poll numbers say that's true. And 153 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:10,400 Speaker 1: this is not unique, by the way, to Muslims, foreigners 154 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:17,240 Speaker 1: from around the planet, they vote tribally. What why do 155 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,640 Speaker 1: the what are the people in Minneapolis now routinely put 156 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:29,920 Speaker 1: Somali candidates up? Samali foreigners vote for Somali's transactionally and tribally. 157 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:34,079 Speaker 1: If you sit and scratch your head at why any 158 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:38,239 Speaker 1: group would vote for this person or that person anywhere. 159 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:43,439 Speaker 1: People don't share your values, people who don't share your 160 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:47,560 Speaker 1: DNA and your values, they vote for the two teas, 161 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:53,520 Speaker 1: transactional and tribal. We'll deal with the domestic aspect of 162 00:10:53,559 --> 00:10:56,440 Speaker 1: this in just a moment, and then we'll move on cities. 163 00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:01,480 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Tuesday. Remember 164 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,040 Speaker 1: you can email us and we'll get to a bunch 165 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:07,240 Speaker 1: of those tonight, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. You 166 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:12,320 Speaker 1: find it bizarre how we can import foreign peoples from 167 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:15,720 Speaker 1: different cultures and they will vote for things that don't 168 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:19,679 Speaker 1: make any sense. They simply don't make any sense. How 169 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,280 Speaker 1: is it that all these foreigners in New York City 170 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:26,040 Speaker 1: are getting ready to elect a communist. They don't vote 171 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:30,640 Speaker 1: like you vote. They vote for the two teas, transactional 172 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,720 Speaker 1: and tribal. Why do you think how many times have 173 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:38,840 Speaker 1: we had this discussion? Why do you think the globalist 174 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:43,280 Speaker 1: communists who run Western civilization for the most part, why 175 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:46,760 Speaker 1: do you think they've been on a decade's long mission 176 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,520 Speaker 1: to fill up every country where they lead with as 177 00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:53,880 Speaker 1: many foreigners as humanly possible. Why do you think that 178 00:11:54,080 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 1: is because they understand perfectly well. You you the patriotic American. 179 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:09,720 Speaker 1: You you don't get bought, you can't be purchased. It's 180 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:13,160 Speaker 1: not transactional for you, and it's not tribal for you. You 181 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:15,000 Speaker 1: don't care about how tall or short, or white or 182 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,440 Speaker 1: black or someone is. These are not how you vote. 183 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:20,120 Speaker 1: If I put you in Virginia today, maybe you're in Virginia. 184 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,680 Speaker 1: If I put you in Virginia today, you would vote 185 00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:27,840 Speaker 1: for Winsome Seers over Abigail Spamberger. Why Abigail Spamberger is 186 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:31,720 Speaker 1: as white as snow, wins Seers as black. You don't care. 187 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,720 Speaker 1: I don't care that the thought would never cross your mind. 188 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:39,560 Speaker 1: But foreign peoples do care from all over the world, 189 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:46,120 Speaker 1: and it's exactly how they vote, exactly how they vote 190 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:52,640 Speaker 1: tribal and of course remember transactional. In countries around the world. 191 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:57,120 Speaker 1: It is not abnormal to have politicians run for office 192 00:12:57,559 --> 00:13:03,719 Speaker 1: with specific promises of specific handouts to certain groups and 193 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:08,560 Speaker 1: certain neighborhoods in certain areas. Elect me and I'll give 194 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:13,040 Speaker 1: you this. These are not considered dirty, abnormal things in 195 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:16,360 Speaker 1: places around the planet. This is how you run for office. 196 00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:18,720 Speaker 1: This is how you achieve office. This goes back to 197 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,480 Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, all of history. You can look at 198 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:24,000 Speaker 1: if you ever really feel like nerding out on his 199 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,760 Speaker 1: historical stuff. You know something wild, go look at the 200 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,480 Speaker 1: Roman days. Roman elections, because they had to stand for elections, 201 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,640 Speaker 1: they'd flat out get up and say, hey, if you're 202 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,640 Speaker 1: a veteran, we're going to give you three acres. You 203 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:37,000 Speaker 1: vote for me, you got three acres coming. This is 204 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,640 Speaker 1: just how politics has been done historically. We're just not 205 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,440 Speaker 1: used to it because that's not how you vote, and 206 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,120 Speaker 1: that's not how you want to vote, and that's not 207 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,000 Speaker 1: how I vote. How can you get up and give 208 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,079 Speaker 1: a speech like this and get elected mayor because you 209 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,520 Speaker 1: filled up the city with foreigners. 210 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:52,120 Speaker 2: Here is what we stand for, my friends. We are 211 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,959 Speaker 2: going to freeze the rent for more than two million 212 00:13:55,080 --> 00:14:03,040 Speaker 2: rent stabilized tenants and use every resource at our disposal 213 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:09,760 Speaker 2: to build housing for everyone who needs it. We are 214 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:13,520 Speaker 2: going to eliminate the fair on every single bus line. 215 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:19,800 Speaker 1: But that won't work. That's that's socialism. That'll raise taxes, 216 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:23,680 Speaker 1: but that won't what that The foreigners they brought in 217 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:29,680 Speaker 1: don't care about socialism. They don't care about freedom, care 218 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:33,960 Speaker 1: about the constitution. That's not their culture. That's not what 219 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 1: they care about at all. Free rent sounds good. Hey, 220 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,400 Speaker 1: I ride the bus every day. I'd like that free too. 221 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,920 Speaker 1: You're gonna give me it? Okay, free sounds good? Sign 222 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:48,200 Speaker 1: me up. Why do you think the communists brought in 223 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:52,760 Speaker 1: so many? Why do you think the Biden administration completely 224 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:56,960 Speaker 1: unencumbered by a president who had a brain the communists 225 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,240 Speaker 1: inside of the Bid administration. Why do you do you 226 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:06,760 Speaker 1: think Priority one get the border open? Open it sue 227 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,800 Speaker 1: to make sure the border wall can't be built. Not 228 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:14,480 Speaker 1: only open it, fly as many foreigners into the United 229 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,800 Speaker 1: States of America as possible. Remember that one story we 230 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,960 Speaker 1: did where there was an Ohio town that had about 231 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,760 Speaker 1: two thousand people in it, and the Biden administration brought 232 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:27,200 Speaker 1: two thousand Haitians in completely replace the town, just replace 233 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:32,480 Speaker 1: the town. Why, well, guess how those two thousand Haitians 234 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,480 Speaker 1: are going to vote. They're going to vote differently than 235 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,880 Speaker 1: the two thousand Ohioans who were there beforehand. They're going 236 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:43,160 Speaker 1: to vote tribal and they're going to vote transactional. Why 237 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,120 Speaker 1: do you think this has been the plan for years 238 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:50,160 Speaker 1: in years in years in years because it cuts you 239 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:54,480 Speaker 1: out of the equation. They're tired of hearing about freedom 240 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:59,200 Speaker 1: and the constitution and limits on government. These sick freaks 241 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,240 Speaker 1: just want to burn down the country and rule over 242 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:07,240 Speaker 1: the ashes. And you pesky patriotic American, you won't let 243 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,280 Speaker 1: them do it, but you know who will click click 244 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,080 Speaker 1: and beep beep. They just brought him and his thirty 245 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,080 Speaker 1: five family members into the country and they're handing him 246 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,960 Speaker 1: a welfare check and free bus fair and they're gonna 247 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,880 Speaker 1: hand him this, and they're gonna hand him that and 248 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:24,000 Speaker 1: click click and beep beep. Have never heard of Thomas Jefferson. 249 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,840 Speaker 1: They don't care about the Constitution. They don't know anything 250 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:30,120 Speaker 1: about communism or socialism where taxes are spending and they 251 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,800 Speaker 1: couldn't possibly care less. All they want is some money 252 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,640 Speaker 1: for an extra set of sandals and maybe a toothbrush 253 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,320 Speaker 1: for everybody to share. That's the only thing they care 254 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:44,240 Speaker 1: about at all. Don't vote like you vote, and that's 255 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:48,280 Speaker 1: why they brought them here. No, I will finally wrap 256 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,720 Speaker 1: up this point and we'll move on. It is Jesse 257 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:56,680 Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a Tuesday, so let me finish this 258 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,000 Speaker 1: up here. I wanted to finish this email that I 259 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:03,680 Speaker 1: got to right before the break here from Sherry Jesse. 260 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,080 Speaker 1: My husband is one of the hero first responders that 261 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,840 Speaker 1: was at Ground zero after nine to eleven. He now 262 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,760 Speaker 1: suffers with nine to eleven related illness and will deal 263 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,639 Speaker 1: with it for the rest of his life. He always 264 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,520 Speaker 1: said he would do it all over again. I was 265 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,840 Speaker 1: in Manhattan during nine to eleven, and that experience changed 266 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:25,760 Speaker 1: me forever. I am furious that twenty four years later, 267 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:30,879 Speaker 1: New York City will relect that third world crapholer. I am, however, 268 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,720 Speaker 1: optimist in optimist, and I am hoping a year after 269 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:37,159 Speaker 1: his garbage rule, it will deliver us New York City 270 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:43,480 Speaker 1: or a New York GOP governor. Well, I am hopeful too, 271 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,600 Speaker 1: but I want to also clarify something. And she makes 272 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,199 Speaker 1: a great point, and I'm hopeful as well. I'm going 273 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:56,320 Speaker 1: to clarify something. The reason you bring in hostile, disloyal 274 00:17:56,440 --> 00:18:03,199 Speaker 1: foreigners in mass is to insulate yourself from having to 275 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:09,920 Speaker 1: suffer consequences for policies that are disastrous and failed. This 276 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,840 Speaker 1: is a mistake people on the right make, and I 277 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,400 Speaker 1: want to explain it over and over and over again. 278 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,680 Speaker 1: Let's let's let's step away from New York for a moment. 279 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:22,600 Speaker 1: Let's go to Chicago, Chicago, if you've never been, in fact, 280 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:28,439 Speaker 1: I'm going very soon. It's a work thing. Chicago is 281 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,960 Speaker 1: so cool, the potential of Chicago is just so cool. 282 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,800 Speaker 1: And I've had a great time in Chicago before. But 283 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:42,800 Speaker 1: Chicago has absolutely been ravaged by corruption for decades. This 284 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:48,159 Speaker 1: goes back, honestly, decades decades of of the mafia involvement 285 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,920 Speaker 1: in their local government is something that was well known, 286 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,639 Speaker 1: but that there mayor used to go golf with the 287 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,399 Speaker 1: Chicago outfit. I mean, it probably still does for all 288 00:18:56,480 --> 00:19:03,400 Speaker 1: I know. But the corruption crime, decades of it, decades 289 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:09,399 Speaker 1: of it. They have never even come close to switch 290 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:13,080 Speaker 1: in from voting Democrat and voting for a Republican. They've 291 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:17,760 Speaker 1: never even come close. Now, the point of bringing in 292 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:25,240 Speaker 1: foreigners to collaborate with domestic communists is there will never, ever, ever, 293 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:31,560 Speaker 1: ever ever be a time when things have gotten so 294 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:37,680 Speaker 1: bad they will consider voting in a different way. That's 295 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:43,200 Speaker 1: not how they vote. It doesn't work that way. If 296 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:48,240 Speaker 1: you bring in people to collaborate with your domestic terrorists, 297 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:55,440 Speaker 1: they will vote for destruction for ever. That is the problem. 298 00:19:55,640 --> 00:20:00,000 Speaker 1: If you truly want to save these hostile foreign cities 299 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:04,359 Speaker 1: states that reside inside of our borders, you have to 300 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,600 Speaker 1: deport people. And I've got some bad news for you. Well, 301 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:12,400 Speaker 1: it may be bad news, maybe you'll get it. It's 302 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:17,800 Speaker 1: not just the murderers, it's not just the rapists. It's 303 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,480 Speaker 1: not just the guy from Guatemala with a rap sheet 304 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:24,520 Speaker 1: as long as a CVS receipt. If you truly want 305 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:28,240 Speaker 1: to save American cities, you are going to have to 306 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:33,479 Speaker 1: take every single person who came here illegally and deport them, 307 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:40,480 Speaker 1: every single one, men, women, children. Why do you think 308 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:44,359 Speaker 1: California used to be read and now it's just this 309 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,919 Speaker 1: solid blue wall disaster and the poor people who live there, 310 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,840 Speaker 1: who are stuck there, who can't get out, suffer. Why 311 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,760 Speaker 1: do you think that is foreigners? They let them all 312 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,960 Speaker 1: come in and now the people are outnumbered. There are 313 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:02,200 Speaker 1: more Republicans in California than any other state in the Union. 314 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,800 Speaker 1: They have no representation at the state level whatsoever. I 315 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,280 Speaker 1: realize they have some numbers in the state legislature, but 316 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,719 Speaker 1: nothing close to a majority, and for the foreseeable future 317 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:15,639 Speaker 1: they never will. But I don't understand. Crime is high, 318 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:21,080 Speaker 1: Taxes are high, fees are high. Don't people learn not 319 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:25,280 Speaker 1: people who are transactional and tribal. They don't. People who 320 00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:30,400 Speaker 1: are transactional and tribal now will always be transactional and tribal. 321 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,200 Speaker 1: You want them to wake up and learn, but they won't. 322 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:39,520 Speaker 1: And when they collaborate with our domestic communists with Democrats, Remember, 323 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:43,800 Speaker 1: Democrats want everyone to suffer. The idea is to burn 324 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,879 Speaker 1: everything down. That's what they want. It's not like it 325 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,679 Speaker 1: can get so bad. They're going to say, Wow, I 326 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,480 Speaker 1: wish it wasn't like this. I'll vote Republican. Now that's 327 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,639 Speaker 1: the whole idea, burning down the country you hate. But 328 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,639 Speaker 1: back to what I was discussing, we are going to 329 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:03,720 Speaker 1: have to deport people, all of them, and we're going 330 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:07,400 Speaker 1: to have to take it a step further. We are 331 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,200 Speaker 1: going to have to denaturalize people and deport them too. 332 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:15,560 Speaker 1: I'm sorry if you're uncomfortable with it. You cannot fill 333 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:20,600 Speaker 1: up your country with foreigners like this and can continue 334 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,440 Speaker 1: on as a nation. You will lose parts of your 335 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,920 Speaker 1: country if you allow foreigners like this to stay. 336 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:32,520 Speaker 5: America is the genesis of what we call settler colonialism, 337 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:38,200 Speaker 5: and the American model was exported all around the world. 338 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:45,879 Speaker 5: Abraham Lincoln generalized the solution of reservations. They herded American 339 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:53,960 Speaker 5: Indians into separate territories for the Nazis. This was the inspiration. 340 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, you heard it the other downy to play it 341 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,920 Speaker 1: all right? Now, why do you think, well, here's the headline, 342 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:04,320 Speaker 1: Soro's fingerprints found all over the rise of Democratic socialist 343 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:09,480 Speaker 1: Zoron Mamdani. Why do you think all these hostile foreigners 344 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,360 Speaker 1: have spent billions of dollars to bring in as many 345 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,280 Speaker 1: of these people as possible and then fund them on. 346 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,800 Speaker 1: Why do you think that is? This is all part 347 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,920 Speaker 1: of the planned destruction of the United States of America. 348 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:27,080 Speaker 1: And if we're being fair. It's not only foreigners who 349 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:31,679 Speaker 1: are transactional, and tribal America's communists are as well. I 350 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,520 Speaker 1: played this clip for you the other day. I'm gonna 351 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:37,159 Speaker 1: play it again. Gavin Newsom's already running for president in 352 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:40,040 Speaker 1: twenty twenty eight. He has to do this thing where 353 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,640 Speaker 1: he has to pretend like he hasn't decided yet, as 354 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,399 Speaker 1: if he hasn't dreamt of this moment forever. And so 355 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:50,240 Speaker 1: he's already bouncing around the podcast scene because he watched 356 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,880 Speaker 1: Donald Trump bounce around the podcast scene gathering up as 357 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:58,080 Speaker 1: many votes as possible. He goes on an NBA podcast 358 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:03,440 Speaker 1: and blatantly panned is lying through his teeth? Why why 359 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,480 Speaker 1: would you be so obvious about the. 360 00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,920 Speaker 4: Pandor But also you know, it was also about paying 361 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,600 Speaker 4: the bills, man, and it was just like hustling and 362 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,480 Speaker 4: and so I was out there kind of raising myself, 363 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:19,120 Speaker 4: turning on the TV started, you know, just getting obsessed, 364 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,920 Speaker 4: you know, sitting there with the you know, the wonderbread 365 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,960 Speaker 4: and five stacks of you. 366 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:32,720 Speaker 1: Know, like the white come on. 367 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,760 Speaker 4: Every day every day in the backyard, just bouncing the basketball, 368 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,359 Speaker 4: throwing the ball against the wall until the ball is 369 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,080 Speaker 4: just like fraying man, and you're. 370 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,120 Speaker 1: Talking to you. That's it, whole thing, hey man. 371 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:51,680 Speaker 6: Just hustling, just out there hustling, yo, wonderbread and mac 372 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,200 Speaker 6: and cheek and playing hoops, just hooping it up. That's 373 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:59,720 Speaker 6: all fake. They know it's fake. Everyone listening knows it's fake. 374 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:04,080 Speaker 6: Know it's Fakesome knows it's fake. That's what they want, 375 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:09,240 Speaker 6: transactional tribal. Hey man, wonder bread, Just. 376 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,080 Speaker 1: A hustle of wonder bread. 377 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:11,240 Speaker 3: Yo. 378 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,240 Speaker 1: You got you want to play some hoops? Remember when 379 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:19,480 Speaker 1: Pete boudhah Jedge, trying to get the black vote, went 380 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:23,080 Speaker 1: and got a forty forty ounce of beer in a 381 00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,679 Speaker 1: brown paper bag, I kid you not, and drank it 382 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,879 Speaker 1: with some black dudes in the hood. There's a video 383 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,240 Speaker 1: of it you can go look at. I'm not making it. 384 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,159 Speaker 1: One of the funniest political things I've ever seen in 385 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,120 Speaker 1: my life. Why did they do it? Because it works 386 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,040 Speaker 1: because it works in Democrat circles. Doesn't work for people 387 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,040 Speaker 1: on the right, but if you're on the left, that's 388 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,000 Speaker 1: why they do it, and it works. All right, let's 389 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,439 Speaker 1: get off of this stuff. Get off of this stuff, 390 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:50,200 Speaker 1: and let's do some emails. Wonderful wonderful things happening. Tell 391 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,440 Speaker 1: you about the time I almost stabbed somebody with the fork. 392 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,920 Speaker 1: It's gonna be a wonderful show tonight on the Jesse 393 00:25:55,040 --> 00:26:00,760 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. It is a Jesse Kelly Show ul Tuesday. 394 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:04,440 Speaker 1: Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow 395 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,280 Speaker 1: dot com. Did I ever tell you about the time 396 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,120 Speaker 1: I almost stabbed somebody with a fork? So I'll show 397 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,920 Speaker 1: the night that I got hit the hardest I've ever 398 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,840 Speaker 1: been hitting my entire life. And I thought about this. Look, 399 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,480 Speaker 1: I'll get back to politics in a minute, in the 400 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,240 Speaker 1: shutdown and stuff like that. But I saw this story 401 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,760 Speaker 1: about an Indian man charged with stabbing two teams with 402 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,560 Speaker 1: a fork on a flight out of Chicago. First of all, 403 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,879 Speaker 1: flying in and out of Chicago will make anybody a 404 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,760 Speaker 1: little stabby. That's just the way the place is. That's one. Two. 405 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,840 Speaker 1: We were in the Marine Corps and we had a 406 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,880 Speaker 1: couple nights off. I forget how many how much time 407 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,800 Speaker 1: we had off, But we go out to Palm Springs 408 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,439 Speaker 1: because I was stationed in twenty nine Palms. We go 409 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,560 Speaker 1: out to Palm Springs. There's a few of us out there, 410 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:51,960 Speaker 1: and if you're a local, certainly a local young man. 411 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:59,080 Speaker 1: You probably don't have the best view of United States Marines. 412 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:03,000 Speaker 1: Why because you have a bunch of young, cocky Marines 413 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:07,480 Speaker 1: coming into town competing for your women. This is the way, 414 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,960 Speaker 1: This is the way societies work. This is certainly the 415 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,960 Speaker 1: way young men think. It's a competition for the dimes. Eh, 416 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:18,600 Speaker 1: It's that's the all it is. So already there's a 417 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,919 Speaker 1: certain level of hostility with the other young men in 418 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:26,520 Speaker 1: the Palm Springs commit community towards the United States Marines 419 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,040 Speaker 1: because it was close enough. I'm gonna say it was 420 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,919 Speaker 1: two hours away, baby, wrong. It's been twenty years, but 421 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,040 Speaker 1: I want to say it's a couple hours away. We 422 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:39,399 Speaker 1: end up because we are an extremely classy bunch. We 423 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,600 Speaker 1: end up at TGI Fridays. I don't even know if 424 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,960 Speaker 1: those exist anymore. But there was a time they had 425 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:52,640 Speaker 1: an extra cheesy cheeseburger that had a pad, a mozzarella 426 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,439 Speaker 1: stick pad for the cheese on top, and they served 427 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,280 Speaker 1: it with queso. You could dip it in. It was 428 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,600 Speaker 1: a Chris It's one of the great rush strump burgers 429 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,359 Speaker 1: of all time. I think it's gone now, don't distract me. 430 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,720 Speaker 1: We end up at TGI Fridays, having a couple of 431 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:12,320 Speaker 1: beers being stupid. My buddy, of course, is outside on 432 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:16,040 Speaker 1: the TGI Friday's patio and he's talking to some women 433 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,679 Speaker 1: out there. Things start to go south because there is 434 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:24,199 Speaker 1: some dudes out there with them. I go storming outside 435 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,159 Speaker 1: and do you know the the Clint Eastwood thing. Anyone 436 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,760 Speaker 1: has a problem, that's let's work it out right here, 437 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,720 Speaker 1: you know, just being an idiot. 438 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:33,760 Speaker 6: Like young men do. 439 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,679 Speaker 1: Being an idiot. Hey, anybody wants thow hands, we can 440 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,360 Speaker 1: do it right now. A young idiot, I got it. 441 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,640 Speaker 1: They all kind of back off. No no, no, no, no, 442 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:47,239 Speaker 1: no no. And I'm sure I said something to the 443 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,960 Speaker 1: effect of, yeah, that's right, there's something dumb that I 444 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:53,360 Speaker 1: shouldn't have said. A big friggin' moron, rubbit run in 445 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,640 Speaker 1: my mouth. I am wearing a ball cap at the time. 446 00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,000 Speaker 1: That's going to come into play here. I forget it. 447 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,920 Speaker 1: My buddy goes back inside. I go back inside. I 448 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,360 Speaker 1: go sit back down at the bar to eat my cheeseburger, 449 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,400 Speaker 1: which I am dipping in kso at the time I 450 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:15,880 Speaker 1: am hunched over my cheeseburger, and all of a sudden, wham, 451 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:21,360 Speaker 1: somebody snatches my ball cap off of my head. I think, 452 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:26,760 Speaker 1: who is about to die? And I turn around and 453 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,280 Speaker 1: it is one of the largest human beings I have 454 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:34,240 Speaker 1: ever seen in my entire life. He was Chris said, 455 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:38,080 Speaker 1: did that stop you? No? But it did let me 456 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:42,520 Speaker 1: know I probably needed some assistance. What assistance, well, a 457 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,640 Speaker 1: weapon of some kind of course. So I turn around 458 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,479 Speaker 1: the second I see this dude, and I see how 459 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,400 Speaker 1: big he is. I turn around and I grab my 460 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,960 Speaker 1: TGI Friday's fork and I turn around and try to 461 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,480 Speaker 1: stab him with the fork. This is a terrible what 462 00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:00,800 Speaker 1: Chris being honest about what happened? My butt who don't 463 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,320 Speaker 1: want me to go to jail? They grab me and 464 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:07,920 Speaker 1: hold me back from stabbing him with the fork. He 465 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:13,840 Speaker 1: throws my hat on the ground and something said something 466 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,920 Speaker 1: about I'll beat you outside or something like that. My 467 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,080 Speaker 1: buddies are trying to calm me down because they understand 468 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,400 Speaker 1: that I have a temper at this point in time 469 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,840 Speaker 1: and I very well may end up in jail and 470 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,840 Speaker 1: or die because this guy had hands that looked like 471 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,360 Speaker 1: dinner plates. That I was not in a current state 472 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,320 Speaker 1: of mind to be concerned with such things. So I 473 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,160 Speaker 1: lied and I told my buddies, I'm fine, no, no, 474 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,120 Speaker 1: not even interested. I've let it go. Just let me 475 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:45,760 Speaker 1: get my hat. It's all good, totally fine. I wait 476 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:50,640 Speaker 1: until they turn back around to eat their cheeseburgers, which 477 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:55,680 Speaker 1: they dip in kso I then turn and bolt towards 478 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,120 Speaker 1: the front door so I can go out there. And 479 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,320 Speaker 1: I'm sure in my mind I had dreamt the going 480 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:04,760 Speaker 1: out there and stomping this dude. It had two sets 481 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:09,440 Speaker 1: of doors, both of them solid. That's important. There were 482 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,920 Speaker 1: no windows. I could not see through them. I burst 483 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,840 Speaker 1: through the first set of double doors, and there's this 484 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:19,640 Speaker 1: little entryway, and then I burst through the next set 485 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:26,720 Speaker 1: of double doors. He is waiting right there with his 486 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:33,400 Speaker 1: fist already cocked back this It was the millisecond that 487 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,000 Speaker 1: second set of double doors open, and of course I 488 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,280 Speaker 1: was leading with my face through them. You know, you 489 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:43,200 Speaker 1: have your head down. Wam. He hits me so freaking hard. 490 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,160 Speaker 1: I have been hit several times in my life and 491 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,120 Speaker 1: done some hitting myself. I have never been punched that 492 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,560 Speaker 1: hard in all of my life. It is by a 493 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,840 Speaker 1: miracle from God that I don't really get knocked out. 494 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,120 Speaker 1: That's purely as a it's a. I don't know a 495 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,000 Speaker 1: genetic thing. I would guess, but that is as close 496 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,880 Speaker 1: as I've ever been, and I would guess that I 497 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:09,160 Speaker 1: was briefly, I saw so many stars I had to 498 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,480 Speaker 1: drop down to a knee. My buddies at this point 499 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:16,320 Speaker 1: in time come pouring out. Then the TGI Friday's staff 500 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,840 Speaker 1: comes pouring out, calling the police. We end up having 501 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:24,520 Speaker 1: to run through this dark neighborhood in Palm Springs running 502 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,960 Speaker 1: from the police, which I would really recommend. Really, you 503 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,560 Speaker 1: really don't want to do any of these things. I 504 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,800 Speaker 1: really want you to be smarter and better than I 505 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:38,680 Speaker 1: am what Chris. But Chris said, I got punched, but 506 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,800 Speaker 1: I didn't assault him. I think the cops probably would 507 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:46,040 Speaker 1: have frowned on the fork thing, probably a bit that 508 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,040 Speaker 1: probably would have I did not stab him, that is correct, 509 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,280 Speaker 1: That is correct, but they probably would have frowned on that. 510 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,480 Speaker 1: And then I had to show up in formation on 511 00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:03,560 Speaker 1: Monday morning and it wasn't my I the entire left 512 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:07,360 Speaker 1: side of my face was swoollen shut. Do you have 513 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,600 Speaker 1: any idea how that conversation went with the company first sergeant. 514 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:16,520 Speaker 1: It did not go well. I have no idea why 515 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,440 Speaker 1: I chose to tell you that story. Right now, we 516 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,880 Speaker 1: should go back and talk about some politics. Let's talk 517 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,320 Speaker 1: briefly about the shutdown.