Speaker 1: It's Mojoe in the morning. So I want to do
Speaker 1: a couple of topics here right now before our special
Speaker 1: guest comes in. Our special surprise guest comes in close
Speaker 1: the door, so I don't get so I don't blow
Speaker 1: my surprise. I guess there's a little surprise coming here
Speaker 1: in just a couple and I know that I'll hear
Speaker 1: the surprise before I see the surprise. And I don't
Speaker 1: even want to hear it. It's like I don't want
Speaker 1: to hear Santa walking in right. So this weekend went
Speaker 1: up to Michigan State for the Michigan State Michigan game
Speaker 1: in East Lansing, and I did something that is really smart.
Speaker 1: I want you to try this thing out. I hitchhiked.
Speaker 1: Have you ever hitchhiked?
Speaker 2: More?
Speaker 1: I want to talk about first off, anybody ever hitchhike before?
Speaker 1: I want you to call us up like thumb out
Speaker 1: on the side of the row kind of well, not
Speaker 1: really thumb out, phone out. I'm going to explain this
Speaker 1: to you. So went up to the game. Chelsea and
Speaker 1: I were driving and I explained to Chelsea, I go, hey,
Speaker 1: we're going to park at the Starbucks in Okamus that's
Speaker 1: on that first exit there before you get into East Lansing,
Speaker 1: and I said, we're going to park there and we're
Speaker 1: going to uber to Luke's fraternity house because the traffic
Speaker 1: is a mess for this game, and they close off
Speaker 1: every single street, normal streets and normal games. They don't
Speaker 1: even if this is such a big game that that's
Speaker 1: their thing because they have so much more tailgating going on.
Speaker 1: So she's like, Okay, that's cool, So we do it.
Speaker 1: We go and she's like, that was actually really smart
Speaker 1: of you, honey. You're the greatest husband in the world.
Speaker 1: She didn't say this, but in my head she was
Speaker 1: saying this as we were in this uber driving to
Speaker 1: the you know, the frat house.
Speaker 3: And so we hung out of the frat house for
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 1: And I don't know how it was for you and
Speaker 1: West and the kids, but if you try to use
Speaker 1: your phone around campus, you couldn't even get a signal.
Speaker 3: It was that was crazy.
Speaker 1: So we are you know, we're there, and I'm trying
Speaker 1: to text even you guys like pictures of ass juice
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and I couldn't see them go through.
Speaker 1: They kept going failed, failed, failed, So I'm like, oh, crap.
Speaker 1: This is gonna suck when we leave her and we
Speaker 1: try to get in Uber out. So we get out
Speaker 1: of the party. We go to the front at his
Speaker 1: frat house and I go grab my phone and I
Speaker 1: cannot load Uber on my phone. Oh and I am
Speaker 1: looking at this thing, going what's going on? And I
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys do this? And I got
Speaker 1: my phone here to show you on video when your
Speaker 1: phone's not working.
Speaker 3: Do you ever just hould it up?
Speaker 1: Yes, I do that all the time, Like that's gonna help,
Speaker 1: but to put it two feet in the air and
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm putting one arm up in the air
Speaker 1: like I'm seeing like if there's an antenna, and I'm
Speaker 1: like trying to do this thing. So I had my
Speaker 1: hand up in the air and I'm doing this and
Speaker 1: this guy pulls up in a white Ford expedition. Okay,
Speaker 1: pulls up in a white Ford expedition, rolls the window
Speaker 1: down and go everything okay.
Speaker 3: And I look at him and I go, hey, would
Speaker 3: you give us a ride? And I literally asked this
Speaker 3: guy And it turns out he was a Michigan fan.
Speaker 1: Go Blue, I'll be a Michigan fan because you gave
Speaker 1: me a ride wearing a Jim Harbaugh jersey.
Speaker 3: He's from East Point.
Speaker 1: He was coming up to watch the games with his buddies,
Speaker 1: and he got up early to tailgate and he literally
Speaker 1: drove us. And I gave the guy some money to
Speaker 1: drive us to the car, so I officially didn't hitchhike
Speaker 1: because I didn't have my thumb out.
Speaker 3: Did you still hold your thumb when you're hit with
Speaker 3: this or was she like what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Honestly, Chelsea was in a mood where she was willing
Speaker 1: to try anything.
Speaker 3: She was ready to go. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I said to her, I go, this might be ed
Speaker 1: Gean right now. We're going to his barn, his house
Speaker 1: to see mother. He's like, I think we should go
Speaker 1: on this.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was wild though, because I normally would never be
Speaker 1: the type of person that would get in a car
Speaker 1: by myself. But I also figured I'm not really by myself.
Speaker 1: I'll get in with Chelse and then at least if
Speaker 1: they murder anybody, they'll get her first and then me second.
Speaker 1: If he's by the way, if he's listening. This guy
Speaker 1: was great. He's Palestinian. He was like such a good guy.
Speaker 1: We drove the whole way, he said, he listened to
Speaker 1: the show. It was cool.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: Do you think he initially recognized you or was he just.
Speaker 1: Here's the funniest thing is that he like shout out
Speaker 1: the show. He knew right away, like, and I think
Speaker 1: that was okay.
Speaker 3: It was cool. It was nice enough to give the ride. Keith.
Speaker 3: Are you there, Keith?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're here.
Speaker 3: What's who's word?
Speaker 4: Me and the kids on the way to school today.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, oh wait a second, and you're gonna tell
Speaker 1: us a story here that we don't want your kids
Speaker 1: to ever do you know?
Speaker 4: Actually they're a part of it. You know, their mother
Speaker 4: and when we split up, that's how we end up
Speaker 4: splitting up. I got back to our condo in Port Austin.
Speaker 4: Beds were made backpack on the bed and I, oh, man,
Speaker 4: I'm in trouble. So how am I gonna get home? Well,
Speaker 4: I guess I gotta walk. So try to call n
Speaker 4: Uber and no Luber's would come get me in Port Austin.
Speaker 4: So I said, well, it's time to start walking. So
Speaker 4: I started walking nine and a half hours on my
Speaker 4: Google Walk and I walked and hitchtriked all the way
Speaker 4: to Flint before I could get it in the uber
Speaker 4: get home.
Speaker 3: Wait, explain to me port Austin. Where's Port Austin, right
Speaker 3: in the thumb of Michigan.
Speaker 1: You were up in the thumb and you went all
Speaker 1: the way from there to Flint Walk to.
Speaker 4: Sixty nine in Flint. Yeah, thinking about nine hours. I
Speaker 4: used Google Walk luckily.
Speaker 3: Battery on my.
Speaker 4: Turn it off and turning it on, and then I
Speaker 4: just held my thumb out and I got about five
Speaker 4: rides for about a couple of miles each. You helped
Speaker 4: me out on a lot of walking.
Speaker 1: You tell those kids, do not kids are kids? Do
Speaker 1: not try this at home. You do not want to
Speaker 1: do this. Do not get in a car with a
Speaker 1: strange person. Your dad's nuts.
Speaker 3: I am not.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you I got home before they got home.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what's crazy. That is a crazy story.
Speaker 1: Have a great day and score guy, Keith and kids.
Speaker 3: Have a great day. Buddy. What's up, Bridget How you doing?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 3: How are you good? What's going on?
Speaker 2: So? I went to bash at the Bay and Lake
Speaker 2: Erie two years ago when Jelly Roll was playing, and
Speaker 2: the way their venue is set up is just like
Speaker 2: a three mile walk from the actual stage to the
Speaker 2: little town where all the bars are.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So at the end of this concert, we start just following.
Speaker 2: People have no idea where we are, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know what, freak this. I'm going to turn my
Speaker 2: cell phone light on and stick it out in the
Speaker 2: road because there's a bunch of people driving down the
Speaker 2: road in golf carts and we get picked up by
Speaker 2: these two drunk old ladies that take us to a
Speaker 2: bar and start buying them drinks.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Wow, it was a good time.
Speaker 2: It was so much fun, and it's a great way
Speaker 2: to meet people.
Speaker 1: I hear all the time that people will hitchhike around
Speaker 1: festivals like that happens. And what's the country festival out
Speaker 1: in faster Horses? Yeah, the faster Horses. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of that going on. Lauren, are you there?
Speaker 2: I'm here.
Speaker 3: What's up, Lauren? You hitchhiked?
Speaker 2: I did not intentionally, but I had to, and I
Speaker 2: had two well, there was two nurses in a car
Speaker 2: and I was I could see the exit, but thank
Speaker 2: goodness of the summertime. So I reluctantly got in the
Speaker 2: backseat of their car and they're like, it's okay, you
Speaker 2: can trust us. You know we're nurses, uh female one
Speaker 2: was a male nurse, and they showed me their badge.
Speaker 2: But in the whole back seat, I mean we're talking
Speaker 2: bundles and pieces of meat.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, everywhere were looking.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, there's a lot of meat here, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, is this like real?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 5: Is this human?
Speaker 2: I have no idea, right, it was dark, so I
Speaker 2: had no idea, and I was just praying, please actually
Speaker 2: take me to the exit and let me out of
Speaker 2: this vehicle immediately.
Speaker 1: Also, when you have a lot of explanation, including the
Speaker 1: showing of badges and the comment of it's okay, you
Speaker 1: can trust us.
Speaker 3: I'm doing you're thinking this.
Speaker 2: It was dark, it was you know, on the expressway.
Speaker 2: I didn't know where to go. I was just I
Speaker 2: was freaking out. I just wanted to get there. And
Speaker 2: what I mean, I had to sit.
Speaker 4: On a bundle.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what was.
Speaker 2: In the back of this car? It was so and
Speaker 2: it smelled.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was bad. It was bad.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: I would definitely would have thought I was dead. Uh
Speaker 3: is it malade? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's me.
Speaker 5: You know they're gonna get rid of you. First man,
Speaker 5: between you and Chelsea You're the big Burley dad that's
Speaker 5: going to put up a fight.
Speaker 3: So they'd kill me first if if I got killed,
Speaker 3: you know, oh yeah, for.
Speaker 5: Sure, you're the one that they gotta worry about, not
Speaker 5: some cute little woman to wait.
Speaker 1: So Chelsea would have been the one that survived that.
Speaker 1: And if if something happened, I mean, she.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't have been first. I don't know about survived.
Speaker 1: What would have happened if we got into the car
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden the doors lock like cop cars,
Speaker 1: you know, or it puts a childlike locks on.
Speaker 3: But he was a really nice guy. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: one and done on the dating game.
Speaker 5: Why no Second Date?
Speaker 3: Second Date update happens at eight
Speaker 2: Twenty Mojo in the morning.