Speaker 1: All right, Mojo in the Morning Show eight four to
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Speaker 1: had a topic on our board here for some time now,
Speaker 1: and every time it gets on the board, for some reason,
Speaker 1: it never ends up.
Speaker 2: Getting on the show.
Speaker 1: Today it's getting on the show, and it's the topic
Speaker 1: about Smith's infamous fart machine.
Speaker 3: Hand I gotta get it.
Speaker 2: Oh you have it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you confiscate it for him?
Speaker 3: They can't play this is part of the story. But okay,
Speaker 3: so Smith, I don't know where he got this from,
Speaker 3: has this fart machine with a remote control. So here's
Speaker 3: the fart machine. Here's the remote control. This is legit.
Speaker 3: The noises sound very real for your hand. You don't
Speaker 3: you don't know what kind of heart you're getting when
Speaker 3: you turn it. Oh okay, pretty.
Speaker 2: Good, sound like Kevin. Yeah that was a wet one.
Speaker 3: But you have a remote control, so the two heart
Speaker 3: machine and the remote control can be separate. So this
Speaker 3: was like a week or two go down. I'm running
Speaker 3: errands with Lucy and Smith. Smith's eight years old, and
Speaker 3: unbeknownst to me, he threw it in my tote bag.
Speaker 3: He threw this part of it, the fart machine in
Speaker 3: my tote bag and he had the remote control. So
Speaker 3: we're like, we had to go to Kroger. I had
Speaker 3: to stop at Alta. I had to go to Target.
Speaker 3: I'm in Target and I'm checking out and the sweet
Speaker 3: cashier who I always have, is letting me know that
Speaker 3: her sixteen year old dog had just had two seizures
Speaker 3: and died the week before. And I know that she
Speaker 3: has the same dog that I do, my dog sixteen
Speaker 3: and her dog sixteen, And she's telling me about the
Speaker 3: dog dying, and I'm feeling terrible for her, and the
Speaker 3: entire time, Smith's clearly not paying attention to the conversation.
Speaker 3: And also, remember I don't know the fart machine is
Speaker 3: in my tote bag. So as this lady is telling
Speaker 3: me this story about her dog dying, that's happening, she
Speaker 3: thinks I spit my pants and I'm looking at him
Speaker 3: like stupid.
Speaker 5: You know, He's like he had a seizure, and then
Speaker 5: he had another seizure and then I finally just he
Speaker 5: was I had to wrap him in a blanket. And
Speaker 5: that's happening the whole time I was we walked out
Speaker 5: the store, I was like, give me.
Speaker 2: The former did she flinch at all, like did she
Speaker 2: or she reacted?
Speaker 3: To be honest with you, she didn't react. She's a
Speaker 3: little older.
Speaker 2: She kept going, so I.
Speaker 3: Don't know if she couldn't hear or write.
Speaker 2: And I both share one thing. Not the dog hilarious
Speaker 2: for that, it's.
Speaker 3: Like a farten, like a far She was telling me
Speaker 3: about her dog that just died, and you're ripping them.
Speaker 1: So you have both pieces right now? Did you confiscate
Speaker 1: them the remote from him? So that's why I have
Speaker 1: the remote? Okay, so this had been in my bag.
Speaker 1: I just didn't know that it was. I have so
Speaker 1: much crap in that bag. But my favorite thing, my
Speaker 1: favorite thing is when a mom confiscates something from their child.
Speaker 1: It is no different than if a police officer confiscates
Speaker 1: the evidence.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like that, like you probably have.
Speaker 1: Over the years, and I'm sure most moms listening to
Speaker 1: this have taken something away from their child. And it's
Speaker 1: always the plan of where do you keep it?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: I know it's that ginormous bag that you carry every
Speaker 1: single day. How do you not have to go see
Speaker 1: doctor Coogan and get your body?
Speaker 3: I probably should switching them out.
Speaker 6: I would take something from Josiah. One time it was
Speaker 6: his Amazon Alexa. I don't know how old he was.
Speaker 6: He was super young, but I don't know. If he
Speaker 6: saw it on YouTube, he'd be like, Alexa, play the
Speaker 6: song that never ends and it's literally a song like
Speaker 6: this is a song that I never beat that over
Speaker 6: and over and he would just not. I'd be like,
Speaker 6: Alexa off, he'd requiet for two seconds. He'd be like
Speaker 6: Alexa plane, I never I went in there.
Speaker 2: Love that thing so fat? Oh my god, do y'all
Speaker 2: give it back?
Speaker 7: Because I feel like sometimes I know that my mom
Speaker 7: would take stuff and it would just disappear.
Speaker 2: Like if it was an annoying toy or something I
Speaker 2: never happened to you. Yeah, exactly, Like.
Speaker 3: He'll get this back today, I don't really care.
Speaker 1: It never becomes a thing where if he doesn't ask
Speaker 1: for it back, you just throw it away or something.
Speaker 3: There are some things that I throw, like messy things
Speaker 3: that I confiscate. I'll throw away. Slime, you know they
Speaker 3: needo is like a thing. Right now, every parent understands.
Speaker 3: It's like a I don't even know how to describe it.
Speaker 3: It's like a It's like slime but encased in like
Speaker 3: a hard need I don't know substance, and they were
Speaker 3: cutting them open to see what is inside, and that
Speaker 3: was just making a mess. So I'll toss those that
Speaker 3: kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: But you cannot understand how many times markers have ended
Speaker 1: up in garbage cans because you find markers and things
Speaker 1: and they may say they're washable, They're not always washable,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like they're not always clean
Speaker 1: clean markers. Nothing would drive me more crazy than that markers,
Speaker 1: markers and stuff. Or if we had like the donation
Speaker 1: pile that was there, somehow things would get in the
Speaker 1: middle of the donation pile, loud toys and.
Speaker 3: Things like that.
Speaker 1: Does this happen, by the way, I don't know if
Speaker 1: anybody else does this, if parents do this, if they
Speaker 1: confiscate I'm sure you guys do call us and tell us.
Speaker 1: But also does this happen where you confiscate your significant
Speaker 1: others things too? Like do you ever like throw away
Speaker 1: anything that you've seen them wear before, like your husband
Speaker 1: or boyfriend, And you're like, that is the worst thing ever.
Speaker 1: The mysteriously in the laundry, you're going to get lost
Speaker 1: or damaged.
Speaker 3: What was the most annoying, being annoying that we had
Speaker 3: had really bad jeans, like just old man jeans.
Speaker 2: We had to get rid of these, not like his genes.
Speaker 3: Blessed I blessed somebody else with those.
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Speaker 2: What's up, Sydney? How you doing? Hi?
Speaker 7: Good morning, guys, Good morning.
Speaker 5: I was just talking about.
Speaker 8: Confiscating from my daughter.
Speaker 6: She and her friends went to the mall.
Speaker 8: They're thirteen fourteen year old girls, and she got this shirt.
Speaker 5: They all got match and help.
Speaker 8: It's the shirt that.
Speaker 4: Said I Love Hot dads.
Speaker 8: And he would always try to wear it to school,
Speaker 8: always wear everywhere. And everyone's looking at her like I'm like,
Speaker 8: oh my gosh, I had to just take the shirt from.
Speaker 2: Her, and again, how old is your daughter? Thirteen? Oh
Speaker 2: my gosh. Wow, yikes.
Speaker 1: They they sell that to thirteen year olds at the
Speaker 1: at the story of that to me, like, and it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's weird because I think there is a level of
Speaker 1: like your sons with hot moms, But for some reason,
Speaker 1: it seems weirder when it's I love hot dads and
Speaker 1: it's a girl wearing it. There's a double standard, but
Speaker 1: it's understandable. So that's crazy.
Speaker 9: Yes, So I had to content ska and I hit
Speaker 9: it from her and she got it back, so I
Speaker 9: really literally just had to throw it away.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: That had to be whate hot topic. That's also saying
Speaker 1: they always have it. What's going on?
Speaker 2: Angela?
Speaker 9: Hi, good morning everyone, and.
Speaker 4: Hi. So what I did?
Speaker 9: He was he was my current husband, but he's my
Speaker 9: hed So one day he went to the store and
Speaker 9: bought a bottle of gin in a pack of peanuts,
Speaker 9: and I was so sick and tired of him drinking,
Speaker 9: so I hit the liquor and the peanuts. And a
Speaker 9: year later, I happened to be going through a pair
Speaker 9: of shoes that I was giving away and found the liquor.
Speaker 9: And because he kept saying, I know I bought some looker,
Speaker 9: I know, I bought a bottle of gin. And I
Speaker 9: was like, I didn't see it. I don't know where
Speaker 9: it is, and he was like, I know, I just
Speaker 9: came in the house with it and he was just
Speaker 9: sitting there trying to figure it out. And a year later,
Speaker 9: it's in your shoe by the bottle that I hit
Speaker 9: it in a pack box the shoes that I was
Speaker 9: literally like off study and it was like a bottle
Speaker 9: of gin. I said, yeah, he had different.
Speaker 2: Did you end up drinking it? No, I don't drink.
Speaker 9: I don't drink, but he was drinking. And then I
Speaker 9: have another one, my son. When I was taking toys,
Speaker 9: he would find random things like paper tower roll and drink.
Speaker 9: Conversed with the little kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he will find his bread.
Speaker 9: Up just like, Okay, so you're gonna play with the
Speaker 9: paper tower roll.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a toy.
Speaker 2: Thank you for the call. I appreciate you. Take care
Speaker 2: of yourself.
Speaker 9: You're welcome.
Speaker 2: Bye, Jamie, what's going on? Jamie?
Speaker 4: Hey Mojo? I love you guys, first time, long time.
Speaker 2: Both. Yeah, what's going on? How are you okay?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 4: Yes, I took my kids DS because well he got
Speaker 4: bad and I took it put it up forgot where
Speaker 4: I put it. Months later, my kids see the neighbor
Speaker 4: was he thought his DS, so he took it and
Speaker 4: I let him do it. And then later like my
Speaker 4: my daughter was cleaning her room and it was on
Speaker 4: the back of her door. The actual ds, and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh my god, what do we do? We
Speaker 4: and we didn't know nothing about nothing, and now, oh
Speaker 4: my god, it was so mortified.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, the last lady would
Speaker 1: hide him in her shoes or in the shoe boxes.
Speaker 1: Where was your hiding spot for all the stuff?
Speaker 4: You would confiscate anywhere and everywhere? Yeah, you would everything
Speaker 4: is it gets even better? I'm blind?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, really like legitimately blind or just wow,
Speaker 1: oh my god, how great would that be?
Speaker 4: And Mom's well, yeah, so my kids got really sneaky,
Speaker 4: so I had to really hide it good because they
Speaker 4: could see it obviously if I, you know, had it
Speaker 4: in the normal spot. So yeah, I just started, you know,
Speaker 4: in their own stuff.
Speaker 1: Why didn't your kids just turned the volume down on
Speaker 1: the d S and be my mom, I'm not playing
Speaker 1: with my da.
Speaker 2: She ain't death. Well, I know, turn the volume down though,
Speaker 2: you pull it off.
Speaker 1: Over smart now, I know, I know, but turn the
Speaker 1: where A head said, Mom's not going to notice here,
Speaker 1: blind Mom?
Speaker 2: What's going on? Chelsea?
Speaker 7: Oh are you uys familiar with uh junk journaling?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 7: My daughter's almost ten. So basically it's like a collage,
Speaker 7: but it's just from junk, like, uh, things from the
Speaker 7: recycle or clipping from a magazine and you take like
Speaker 7: a klag but it's in a journal. So my daughter
Speaker 7: is like constantly going through like the recycle bin to
Speaker 7: like clip things out interesting. Yeah, literally any thing and
Speaker 7: feeling that day or like you know, it has to
Speaker 7: do with like food she likes or whatever. So I'm
Speaker 7: constantly picking up like clippings of recycling all.
Speaker 2: Over my head.
Speaker 1: Your kid will junk journal, but not pick up the
Speaker 1: crap on her floor of her bedroom exactly.
Speaker 2: It's Uh, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Encouraging should make it a game, say say we're gonna
Speaker 1: journal this, pick up your.
Speaker 2: Gosh darn stuff. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's what I'm trying to behave flent.
Speaker 2: What's up, hi, April?
Speaker 8: So I talked it because Xbox not a little while
Speaker 8: a few years ago, and I had a passive walk.
Speaker 8: So you just needed like a coin or something n
Speaker 8: locket Yeah, while does that works? They took their and
Speaker 8: then they.
Speaker 4: Would sneak it back into the room before.
Speaker 8: I got home because they knew my schedule. So I
Speaker 8: put a locking handle on it. Well, they used the
Speaker 8: butter knife to give me the lock open weekend. Then
Speaker 8: I got a double oh woe because they ended up
Speaker 8: climbing through the drunk pile peely. They climbed to the
Speaker 8: drunk pouse. They were just like my bed.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, so they I'm sorry, Shannon. That Shannon stomach
Speaker 1: has been bothering too this morning, right, Channons.
Speaker 3: You guys, we gotta keep this in this the game.
Speaker 1: Shannon is a little lactose and teller, and I've been
Speaker 1: listening to you the entire time. Your kids are amazing though,
Speaker 1: like being able to figure out how to get into
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: You got to make sure your pad locked double locket.
Speaker 8: My oldest couldn't get kept in a daycare they had,
Speaker 8: he would break out of the daycare.
Speaker 1: You know your kid needs Your kid needs to have
Speaker 1: the same stomach that Shannon has right now, and they'll
Speaker 1: put them right in the bathroom. That's is unbelieve By
Speaker 1: the way, if I had this this game, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: i'd be playing. Actually, we have a meeting with our
Speaker 1: boss today. Let's play Hide the Fart Machine. Thank you, April.
Speaker 1: I apologize for being so disruptive during your call.
Speaker 2: Thank you. We appreciate you. I kids.
Speaker 1: Your kids, by the way, will never ever be locked
Speaker 1: in prison. Don't worry about it. They'll break out. They'll
Speaker 1: be like Morgan Freeman. What was the movie was