Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, fantastic Friday, trying to
Speaker 1: make sure the voice holds up through the final hour,
Speaker 1: and we are going to get the things like the
Speaker 1: war on the drug cartels, the superior flavor of chicken wings,
Speaker 1: the crappiest country in the world tournament. Someone has questions
Speaker 1: about that, all that older, meaner communists, and so much
Speaker 1: more coming up in the final hour of the world
Speaker 1: famous Jesse Kelly Show. I did get this one because
Speaker 1: I was sorry. I was coughing into the mic the
Speaker 1: whole show yesterday and losing my voice. I'm here, I'm
Speaker 1: drinking tea. It's called throat coat tea. So I have
Speaker 1: to endure Jewish producer Chris and producer Corey's insults as
Speaker 1: I have some tea trying to get through it. This
Speaker 1: guy says about the subject is your current infirmity, mister Kelly.
Speaker 1: First stop eating. Okay, well that's not going to happen. Second,
Speaker 1: take an herbal laxative tonight in the morning, a mug
Speaker 1: of coffee and a bowel movement, and maybe you'll be fine. Buddy.
Speaker 1: I'm no medical expert, But I don't think you can
Speaker 1: poop out a cold. I'm ninety nine percent sure that
Speaker 1: that is not actual medicine at all. Is said, Let
Speaker 1: that mug of coffee carry you for the rest of
Speaker 1: the day. Avoid food, fast and all that other stuff.
Speaker 1: You know what I already know about fasting. Okay, I
Speaker 1: know all there is to know about fasting. I I've
Speaker 1: been fasting since lunch. Since lunch, I have had nothing
Speaker 1: but a couple sticks of beef jerky, two handfuls of Skittles,
Speaker 1: and some throat coat tea. I am famished, and I
Speaker 1: understand the benefits my body's going through right now. And yes, Chris,
Speaker 1: we do need some more cheeseballs. It's been a while
Speaker 1: since we had them. Hey, Jesse, what do you think
Speaker 1: of Trump's burgeoning Chris, that's a good word, burgeoning. I'm
Speaker 1: going to use that word burgeoning. Global war on drug cartels.
Speaker 1: Do you think it will end the same way the
Speaker 1: Jiwat did? Well. Wars are funny things, and the truth
Speaker 1: is that you can't get to the bottom the real
Speaker 1: root cause of our drug problem. With killing people. It helps.
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining about what he's
Speaker 1: doing I'm not, but the root of our drug problem
Speaker 1: in the United States of America is not the drug cartels,
Speaker 1: and it is not China. The root of our drug
Speaker 1: problem is we love drugs as a country. We love them.
Speaker 1: The cartells are bad, evil, criminal people who have found
Speaker 1: a market. You know, all criminals, all these criminals, you know,
Speaker 1: from the I Am Mafia to whatever, they have found customers.
Speaker 1: They've found a market. That's how they make money. Drug
Speaker 1: cartels have discovered correctly that the United States. Here in
Speaker 1: the United States of America, there is a desire for slaves,
Speaker 1: as there has always been a desire for slaves, and
Speaker 1: there is a desire for drugs. People want slaves, people
Speaker 1: they own. You can make them do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: People always have, people always will, and people want drugs,
Speaker 1: and so that is a market the drug cartels have
Speaker 1: chosen to dip their toe in and they've made a
Speaker 1: fortune doing it. Now, yes, I realized, we're talking about soulless,
Speaker 1: evil demons who kill and torture people and things like that.
Speaker 1: This is in no way defensive drug cartels. But you
Speaker 1: can sit and drop bombs on drug cartels for the
Speaker 1: next four, eight, twelve years However, long we have the
Speaker 1: White House, you can kill scores and scores and scores
Speaker 1: of them. You can go after their men. You can
Speaker 1: do a lot of very good things. By the way,
Speaker 1: things you should do. I'm not complaining things you should
Speaker 1: do and that will drive up the cost of drugs
Speaker 1: and things like that, But none of that takes care
Speaker 1: of the root of the problem. And the root of
Speaker 1: the problem is Americans love drugs. We are a fabulously
Speaker 1: wealthy country. Contrary to what you may hear, we have
Speaker 1: ridiculous amounts of money compared to other parts of the world,
Speaker 1: and like many wealthy countries throughout history, we want to
Speaker 1: spend some of our extra cash we have laying around
Speaker 1: on things that get people high or whatever kind of
Speaker 1: drug you happen to be doing hallucinating. I don't know,
Speaker 1: that's not my particular area. You know, where they don't
Speaker 1: struggle with drugs. On one of these crappiest country in
Speaker 1: the worldless where people live on a dollar a day,
Speaker 1: you're not worried about getting high. You're trying not to
Speaker 1: die of diarrhea. That is your entire life. Here in America,
Speaker 1: we don't have those concerns boredom. Wealth has brought about
Speaker 1: a love of drugs. Now that said, where's the drug
Speaker 1: cartel war going to go? For Trump? Well, Trump is
Speaker 1: Trump has something he wants and he is actually handled
Speaker 1: Iran so far in this exact same way the way
Speaker 1: he's handled the drug cartels. Trump is not a boots
Speaker 1: on the ground guy. Trump is not a go to
Speaker 1: war everywhere all the time guy. He has a very
Speaker 1: different view of foreign policy. And actually I like his
Speaker 1: view of foreign policy very much. But he understands there
Speaker 1: are times when you're gonna have to project powers somewhere else. So,
Speaker 1: for instance, Iran, he wanted to stop their nuclear reactors,
Speaker 1: their nuclear facilities. Well, I mean, you can send in
Speaker 1: the Marines, or you can coordinate with Israel, have Israel
Speaker 1: take out their anti air defenses for you, which they
Speaker 1: did with our help, and then you can simply fly
Speaker 1: over some long range bombers, drop a bomb down that down.
Speaker 1: What is this said? The chimney nuked the Dagon thing
Speaker 1: and then fly back home and you've lost nobody, and frankly,
Speaker 1: you haven't really risked anybody. You went, you dropped some bombs,
Speaker 1: you went home, and now Iran is completely crippled. That
Speaker 1: is a fine way to do things, you know, Secretary
Speaker 1: of Defense, p Tex that just put out another video.
Speaker 1: We just nuked another drug boat that was on its way. Okay,
Speaker 1: all these are fine, All these are good, but they're
Speaker 1: not taking care of the problem. Do you want to
Speaker 1: hurt these people or do you actually yeah, you're right, sorry, Chris,
Speaker 1: Secretary of War. I gotta get used to that, and
Speaker 1: I love that, Secretary of War. Do you want to
Speaker 1: hurt these people or do you want to completely eradicate
Speaker 1: and defeat these people? Those are two very, very very
Speaker 1: different things. You remember the conversation we had when they
Speaker 1: first started talking the Trump administration, when they first started
Speaker 1: talking about the drug cartels, they were saying things like
Speaker 1: wipe them from the face of the earth, eradicate them
Speaker 1: using lang like that. Here's the problem, as I talked
Speaker 1: about on the radio, that's not possible, probably at all,
Speaker 1: but it's definitely not possible without boots on the ground,
Speaker 1: going town to town in Mexico, intelligence operations of intense
Speaker 1: urban warfare, guerrilla warfare. It's not possible to do that
Speaker 1: to eradicate the drug cartels without being hands on. You
Speaker 1: cannot drone strike your way into eradicating the drug cartels
Speaker 1: because they are intertwined in their communities in Mexico. In
Speaker 1: a lot of communities, they are the community, they are
Speaker 1: the government. They pave the roads, they build the schools.
Speaker 1: I know, that's crazy, that's the way it is. In
Speaker 1: parts of Median Columbia. Pablo Escobar is celebrated to this
Speaker 1: day for the soccer fields he builds and churches and schools.
Speaker 1: I know. It's a weird world, but it is the
Speaker 1: world in which we live. So where do I see
Speaker 1: this going. It depends on what I choose to believe.
Speaker 1: If the Trump administration truly wants to eradicate the drug cartels,
Speaker 1: by the way, they're not idiots, they know everything I
Speaker 1: just said. If they want to actually eradicate the drug cartels,
Speaker 1: it's going to involve the United States military invading Mexico,
Speaker 1: period it is. If that's not what Trump wants, and
Speaker 1: I very much doubt that's what Trump wants, that does
Speaker 1: not align with his foreign policy at all. If it's
Speaker 1: not what Trump wants, then the goal is not necessarily
Speaker 1: to eradicate the cartels. It's to hurt them, hurt them
Speaker 1: very badly. Keep arresting, keep killing their leadership. I suspect
Speaker 1: is our plan arrest kill their leadership, keep nuking these
Speaker 1: drug boats, making life difficult for them, all this stuff.
Speaker 1: The result of all of this is fewer drugs coming
Speaker 1: into America. That's obviously a very good thing, which will
Speaker 1: drive the cost of drugs up through the roof, which
Speaker 1: will price some people out of the drug trade. The
Speaker 1: problem with that is historically that has not really gotten
Speaker 1: people off of drugs who were hooked on drugs, for instance,
Speaker 1: heroin and things like that, and meth and a lot
Speaker 1: of these things. Their use increased as our prescription drug opiods, opioids, opiods, however,
Speaker 1: you say that, you know, vicing in percoset, these types
Speaker 1: of things, as we were giving prescriptions out for that,
Speaker 1: and people's prescriptions started to run out where they couldn't
Speaker 1: afford them anymore. Well, these people were already hooked on
Speaker 1: these drugs, and they went searching for others. Okay, my
Speaker 1: doctor won't give me a prescription. I bet you're the
Speaker 1: shady guy up the street with a tattoo on his face.
Speaker 1: Will give me something to give me my foot, my fix.
Speaker 1: It will help I applaud what they've done, but there
Speaker 1: is no eradication of the drug cartels without a military
Speaker 1: invasion of Mexico. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a Wonderful Friday. Member. You can email the show Jesse
Speaker 1: at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's do one or two
Speaker 1: non political ones, shall we? Jesse? What is the superior
Speaker 1: wing flavor? Then the name of a just merciful gun?
Speaker 1: The name of a just merciful gun? Okay uh. I've
Speaker 1: wrestled with this question a lot. Ah. I obviously am
Speaker 1: just the standard buffalo hotwing guy. I love that. I
Speaker 1: am a dry rup guy too. If you get a
Speaker 1: good dry rub, it can be it can be enjoyable.
Speaker 1: I enjoy good dry rub. I don't like sweet ones
Speaker 1: too much, like a barbecue. Not big on a barbecue.
Speaker 1: You know a wing flavor? I adore garlic parmesan, Garlic
Speaker 1: parmesan with a good blue cheese. Why are you scoffing
Speaker 1: at garlic parmesan? Chris? What Chris said? I need some spice?
Speaker 1: I know. Listen, listen me too, I want some spice too.
Speaker 1: I'm not criticizing for once. I'm not criticizing you for
Speaker 1: needing some spice if I have to. The real pro
Speaker 1: order is you go half something spicy like a cajun
Speaker 1: or a buffalo. Half garlic palm, garlic palm, given little,
Speaker 1: giving you a little yin a little yang, little this
Speaker 1: little that I'm a wing connoisseur. You already know I
Speaker 1: am the master. I already educated you on how to
Speaker 1: eat flats, that I'm able to tongue punch my way
Speaker 1: through the flats. And I already taught you that a
Speaker 1: long time ago, so we don't have to go over
Speaker 1: it again. But garlic palm, buffalo or every now and
Speaker 1: then you can find a place that does a spicy
Speaker 1: garlic if you can get it, because you can combine
Speaker 1: to two, get a spicy garlic Jesse. Given the deep
Speaker 1: division and mistrust between the political right and left, what
Speaker 1: steps do you think both sides can take to begin
Speaker 1: seeing each other not as enemies but as fellow Americans
Speaker 1: with different views. No, we're enemies. We are enemies. I'll
Speaker 1: explain it this way. It's an analogy I've used many times,
Speaker 1: but I'll use it again. If my wife and I,
Speaker 1: if if she wants to move to the suburbs, she
Speaker 1: wants a white picket fence and a house in the suburbs,
Speaker 1: and that's how she wants to live. She still wants
Speaker 1: to raise our kids, you know, we still want to
Speaker 1: live kind of the same life. But she wants to
Speaker 1: live in the suburbs. But I I don't want to
Speaker 1: live in the burbs. I'm want to be in the city.
Speaker 1: I want to live in the city. I want some
Speaker 1: kind of an apartment or a townhouse in the city
Speaker 1: with the kids, of course, And that's the way I
Speaker 1: want to live my life. We can figure that out.
Speaker 1: We can work that out. It's a difference, and I'm
Speaker 1: not even gonna act like it's a small difference. It's
Speaker 1: a difference. But we can work it out. But if
Speaker 1: she wants to go to the suburbs with a white
Speaker 1: picket fence, raise the kids church on Sunday, that kind
Speaker 1: of life, I I want to leave the kids. I
Speaker 1: want to give the kids up for adoption. I'm not
Speaker 1: interested in raising children. In fact, I don't even want
Speaker 1: to hold down a job. I want to pick my
Speaker 1: favorite band and I want to get hooked on black tar, heroin,
Speaker 1: And that's how I want to live my life. We
Speaker 1: can't reconcile that there's no reconciling, that we are going
Speaker 1: to have to go our separate ways, or if we
Speaker 1: don't go our separate ways, one of us is going
Speaker 1: to have to completely give up our dream. This is
Speaker 1: where we are now as a country. Reconciliation between Republicans
Speaker 1: and Democrats was something that has happened many times throughout history,
Speaker 1: in small ways. I admit there've always been different parties,
Speaker 1: but it has happened many times throughout history. There is
Speaker 1: no reconciliation with communists, and it's not even something you
Speaker 1: should desire. Don't let your desire for beat for peace
Speaker 1: cloud the need for war. You must defeat the people
Speaker 1: who want to chop body parts off of children. There
Speaker 1: is no common ground, there's no we all want the
Speaker 1: same things. No, we do not. You must completely defeat
Speaker 1: the people who want to open up your border and
Speaker 1: bring as many gang members into your community as possible.
Speaker 1: There is no middle ground. We're not going to meet halfway, okay,
Speaker 1: just a few gang members. No no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: That is not humanly possible. And what's more, you shouldn't
Speaker 1: want that. I know, in our in our feminized way,
Speaker 1: we learn things especially America's feminized Christianity, which is not real.
Speaker 1: We are taught that we just should get along with everybody,
Speaker 1: and everyone just should have a place and a say,
Speaker 1: and every everyone's kind of right. I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to take a stance that is flat
Speaker 1: out wrong. It is not right at all. It's not
Speaker 1: right as a country. It's not right. Before God, there
Speaker 1: is good and there is evil. There is right, and
Speaker 1: there is wrong. And we do not come to the
Speaker 1: table and negotiate a peace with wrong. Ron can surrender
Speaker 1: or Ron can be defeated. But we don't need to
Speaker 1: get along. No, we need to win, and we need
Speaker 1: to focus on winning. And what's more, I promise you
Speaker 1: they're focused on winning. It is The Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. Remember if you missed any
Speaker 1: part of the show, you can download the whole thing
Speaker 1: on Iheard Spotify iTunes. And remember, Tuesday is the championship game,
Speaker 1: Crappiest Country in the World. Tournament comes to an end.
Speaker 1: We you and me, we choose a champion, and don't
Speaker 1: forget that champion is going to get a very special
Speaker 1: care package. Courtesy of the Jesse Kelly Show. So, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I'm a fairly new listener, been loving the show. I'm curious,
Speaker 1: are you the one that comes up with the Brought
Speaker 1: to You buys for the crappiest country in the World tournament?
Speaker 1: If not you, is it Jewish producer Chris trash can
Speaker 1: barbecues and pos cars and whatnot? Make me laugh. I
Speaker 1: am not responsible for virtually any of those. That is
Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris and producer Corey, and they're sick people.
Speaker 1: They're sick, demented people. I only came up with one
Speaker 1: of those, and I'm not even gonna tell you which
Speaker 1: one it is. I came up with one of those
Speaker 1: those two. Look, I find out the sponsor. When you
Speaker 1: find out the sponsor, did you know that this is
Speaker 1: one hundred percent the sponsor stuff? Totally? Chris and Corey
Speaker 1: and those two freaks. They actually sent off the sponsors
Speaker 1: to the voice guy to do the voice so it
Speaker 1: sounds official. This is what bad people. They are just
Speaker 1: really bad people. Jesse. My mother is ninety five and
Speaker 1: recently hospitalized. Her hospital roommate was eighty five. Knowing they
Speaker 1: both hate Trump, I said in a visit, so I
Speaker 1: understand neither of you like Trump, And her roommate turned
Speaker 1: and said, don't mention that creature name, or I'll be
Speaker 1: in here another week. Think about all that generation endured,
Speaker 1: how they fought for their country and had their sons
Speaker 1: die for this country, and they were proud. How can
Speaker 1: they side with democrats? I don't get it, do you?
Speaker 1: His name is Michael? All right, So let me get
Speaker 1: super philosophical here and sound like a motivational speaker. But
Speaker 1: we all take paths in life. Remember I told you
Speaker 1: that I used to drink way too much, especially when
Speaker 1: I got back from Iraq. Had a big problem with
Speaker 1: alcohol when I got back from Iraq. We're talking the
Speaker 1: get off work and the first stop I make every
Speaker 1: day on the way home is at a gas station
Speaker 1: to grab multiple tall boys of beer and drink them
Speaker 1: on the way home. I'm not even waiting until I
Speaker 1: get home. I'm drinking thinking on the way home. That's
Speaker 1: how bad it was, right, That's a really really bad
Speaker 1: place to be in life. Right, So, by the way,
Speaker 1: if that's you right now, you'll get out of it.
Speaker 1: Keep struggling, keep struggling. We've all been there. You'll get
Speaker 1: out of it anyway. Uh, how do you get to
Speaker 1: that place? Now that I'm long out of it and
Speaker 1: I look back, how do you get to that place?
Speaker 1: Obviously I have a whole list of excuses, all all
Speaker 1: kinds of things. I could say, what was this? It was?
Speaker 1: That it was Iraq? But David, I have all these excuses,
Speaker 1: some valid, some not. Doesn't matter. But the truth is,
Speaker 1: when I was a young man, sixteen or so seventeen,
Speaker 1: I discovered beer with my friends, as many young men do. Okay,
Speaker 1: And again, I'm not not judging you wherever you are
Speaker 1: in your life. I'm not judging you. I'm not judging
Speaker 1: you for any dumb, stupid things you've done or do,
Speaker 1: because I've done them all or worse. But if you
Speaker 1: find yourself at thirty roughly and you're drinking tall Boys
Speaker 1: on the way home from work to get drunk every
Speaker 1: single night, you can, probably, if you're honest with yourself,
Speaker 1: trace that back to starting down a path that was
Speaker 1: a bad path, and you just kept getting further and
Speaker 1: further and further down that path. So when you're sixteen
Speaker 1: or seventeen years old, you're in Montana on the weekends, Hey,
Speaker 1: somebody grab a keg. Let's get all the boys together,
Speaker 1: maybe get some dimes. If we're lucky, Let's go to
Speaker 1: the mountains. We'll go camping. Let's have a big keg party,
Speaker 1: drink beer all weekend long. All right, that's one way
Speaker 1: to live your life. It's fine, but I did it.
Speaker 1: But that snowballs into more, and snowballs into more, and
Speaker 1: snowballs into more and more and more and more and more,
Speaker 1: and then eventually, like I said, you find yourself getting
Speaker 1: hammered on the way home because you can't even and
Speaker 1: wait till you walk in the door and drop your keys.
Speaker 1: It's a bad place to be in life. Older communists
Speaker 1: shocked normal people. They'll tell you they still shocked me
Speaker 1: because I didn't have any grandparents, really, any older people
Speaker 1: in my life who were this way. When I picture
Speaker 1: older people, I picture my grandpa. My grandpa Hang. He
Speaker 1: was a farmer, used to be Amish, walked away from that,
Speaker 1: but still really close to all of his Amish family.
Speaker 1: A farmer, gigantic hands, just like mine. Gigantic hands, loved
Speaker 1: his wife, raised wonderful kids on a farm. Nicest freaking
Speaker 1: guy in the world, big barrel laughs, had his stuff
Speaker 1: together financially. And that's how I picture older people. That's
Speaker 1: how I picture older people. The grandpa that's nice, My grandma,
Speaker 1: my grandma Helen, his wife. You know, you walk in
Speaker 1: the door and she's got homemade apple sauce. She just
Speaker 1: got out of her garden, she's done quilting. That's how
Speaker 1: I picture older people. But why are they that way?
Speaker 1: Those paths started for them years in years and years ago,
Speaker 1: and soon you end up as the old woman who
Speaker 1: makes apple sauce for her grandkids and gives them a
Speaker 1: quilt they don't want it Christmas time. That's how I
Speaker 1: picture old people because that was my experience with older people.
Speaker 1: But there are people who start walking down the road
Speaker 1: of communism even if they don't know it. They read
Speaker 1: the New York Times, they watch NBC. Their friends are
Speaker 1: communists when they're thirty forty. Maybe they started when they
Speaker 1: were twenty. Now picture this, You think they should be
Speaker 1: the saintly World War two generation at ninety five, But
Speaker 1: what if they just spent seventy five five years in
Speaker 1: communist and doctrination. That person is more warped than the
Speaker 1: communist than the twenty year old and communist who just
Speaker 1: discovered communism with her lesbian friends. We like to think
Speaker 1: that's the most mentally deranged, radicalized communist there is. But
Speaker 1: she just got hooked on booze yesterday. Your grandmother's been
Speaker 1: hooked on booze for seventy five years. Who's further down
Speaker 1: the path. We travel down paths in life, good pass
Speaker 1: and bad pass by the way. I don't mean to
Speaker 1: make them all dark. Maybe you we talk about working
Speaker 1: out a lot, Not that I'm some workout freak or
Speaker 1: something like that, but maybe you got into sports when
Speaker 1: you were younger, or your parents were into sports and
Speaker 1: working out, and maybe that's just always been part of
Speaker 1: your life. You're always gonna go for a jog, You're
Speaker 1: gonna go to the gym. You're gonna do this well
Speaker 1: at forty fifty years old, sixty years old, you are
Speaker 1: gonna be in such a better place health wise because
Speaker 1: you've spent years going down that path, traveling down a
Speaker 1: good path where it gets better and better and better
Speaker 1: and better and better. We all make these choices in
Speaker 1: life on where our paths are going to be, on
Speaker 1: what paths we're going to take, and it gets a
Speaker 1: lot better or it gets a lot worse. You're never
Speaker 1: stationary older democrats. Today, older ones are as brain dead, radicalized,
Speaker 1: sick in evil, and broken as the eighteen year old
Speaker 1: you see on college campus who doesn't know anything simply
Speaker 1: because they've been traveling down the wrong path their entire lives.
Speaker 1: And oftentimes, if you travel down that path for long enough,
Speaker 1: you can't get out. You're so far down, you're so
Speaker 1: far gone mentally, you are so broken mentally. Remember that
Speaker 1: old woman. We've played the audio cut of several times before.
Speaker 1: I find it to be so insanely sad. An old
Speaker 1: woman again, the age my grandma was, when she used
Speaker 1: to feed me apple sauce and put a quilt on
Speaker 1: me when I stayed overnight at Grandma's house. That's how
Speaker 1: I picture women who are this age. But my grandma
Speaker 1: took one path. This lady took a different one.
Speaker 2: I just, I just I'm just so scared. I know,
Speaker 2: I'm seventy four years old. I worry about everything, and
Speaker 2: I just, I just, I just I'm so scared and upset,
Speaker 2: and I don't and I don't understand why people didn't
Speaker 2: voted for this curse.
Speaker 1: Seventy four years old, broken because that woman, I promise
Speaker 1: she didn't discover the Democrat Party yesterday. She spent decades
Speaker 1: traveling down that path. It is a Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a Fantastic Friday, final segment on a Fantastic Friday.
Speaker 1: If you miss me, I don't blame you. We'll be
Speaker 1: back on Monday. Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com is
Speaker 1: the email address next week? No ifs, no ands, no butts.
Speaker 1: The Siege of Malta history lesson is coming, and I'm
Speaker 1: warning you right now it could very well be Monday.
Speaker 1: It's going to depend on how Newsy Monday is.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: If there's big, gigantic stories, we have to tackle those
Speaker 1: and I can't. But my tentative plan, I'm not committing
Speaker 1: this to you. My tentative plan is hour two after
Speaker 1: Medal of Honor Monday, we completely sidetrack the show and
Speaker 1: we do some siege of Malta. What why are you
Speaker 1: making that face? Why can't I what I can't do?
Speaker 1: I can't do things I love what I do, not
Speaker 1: make plans that fall through.
Speaker 2: I am not.
Speaker 1: I am not bound. I have to. I have to
Speaker 1: serve the people, Chris, unlike you, who only serve yourself,
Speaker 1: I have to care about people. And if there's something big,
Speaker 1: I have to talk about it anyway, that is probably
Speaker 1: coming Monday. Speaking of Chris, Chris asked why lasagna always sucks.
Speaker 1: He said it shouldn't because the ingredients are all good.
Speaker 1: You got your pasta and your sauce and everything else.
Speaker 1: Let me explain why lasagna usually sucks. I know there
Speaker 1: are exceptions. I know, I know. I know every woman
Speaker 1: is offended and she's emailing in her lasagna recipe as
Speaker 1: we speak. To stay with me. Here's why lasagna generally sucks.
Speaker 1: Even though the ingredients are generally good. One ricotta cheese
Speaker 1: is disgusting. At least the ricotta cheese, that clumping, nasty
Speaker 1: stuff that's like soap. That that that we normally get
Speaker 1: in lasagna. Here I realize there's good, more kind of
Speaker 1: liquidly pure ricotta that's better, But our garbage ricotta is garbage.
Speaker 1: So let's set that aside. Food. As I've explained so
Speaker 1: many times, it's all about the ratios. It's all about
Speaker 1: the proportion, and that's what lasagna gets wrong. You know,
Speaker 1: we'll make we'll make this about pizza. What's what makes
Speaker 1: or breaks a good pizza? You could argue anything Is
Speaker 1: it the crust, Is it the sauce? I would usually
Speaker 1: say it's a sauce. Is it the cheese or the
Speaker 1: pepperoni or the sausage or whatever. All those things matter,
Speaker 1: But a truly great pizza has the proper proportion of
Speaker 1: all of them.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: This is where cheese steaks are another example. Guys will
Speaker 1: screw up cheese because I need it with ten can
Speaker 1: I get three times the meat. I like meat too.
Speaker 1: That screws up the bread to meat, to cheese, to onions,
Speaker 1: to jap ratio. It's all screwed up. Lasagna has the ingredients,
Speaker 1: the meats and the cheeses and the pastas, but the
Speaker 1: ratios are all wrong, so it doesn't work. It's all
Speaker 1: about the proper proportion of things right, not too hot,
Speaker 1: not too cold, Jesse. Charlie's assassination and subsequential forgiveness by
Speaker 1: Erica Kirk of that Kami was a game changer for
Speaker 1: me personally. I've never seen anything like witnessing by our
Speaker 1: leaders at Charlie's memorial service. It was incredible with my
Speaker 1: renewed interest in the New Testament. Haha, on your face, Chris,
Speaker 1: I'm reading it with your messaging in my head having
Speaker 1: been listening to you since Fox News, wax Tucker or
Speaker 1: wax Tucker. The question is this, how can we tie
Speaker 1: your anti communist messaging to the Bible in a way
Speaker 1: that brings more anti communists to a spiritual reality as
Speaker 1: well as more spiritual people to realize the threat of communism.
Speaker 1: I agree communism's are greatest threats. So on and so forth.
Speaker 1: He says, his name is Tom. You don't have to
Speaker 1: tie in something that's already tied. It's already tied. It
Speaker 1: is already tied. I'll use a sports analogy here. If
Speaker 1: you are somebody who loves football or you love lifting weights.
Speaker 1: If you love lifting weights, then inevitably that's going to
Speaker 1: make you better at football because you're getting stronger. Or
Speaker 1: maybe you just love football, but you're out there. It's
Speaker 1: the pushups and the running and you're getting stronger. You're
Speaker 1: also going to get better at lifting weights. You are
Speaker 1: moving not just in the same direction. You're not moving parallel.
Speaker 1: It's like you are moving toward each other at an angle,
Speaker 1: and at some point in time you're going to meet.
Speaker 1: There is evil, And because there is evil, you're seeing
Speaker 1: it all the time everywhere because there is evil, that
Speaker 1: must mean there is good. There are great things happening
Speaker 1: in the country right now, absolutely awesome things happening in
Speaker 1: the country. This guy though struggling, Jesse, I know you've
Speaker 1: seen Jane Goodall died on Wednesday. When I saw the news,
Speaker 1: my inner voice laughed and said, you wanted less humans
Speaker 1: on earth? You which she's that lady who talked about
Speaker 1: reducing the population by ninety percent and things like that.
Speaker 1: What kind of monster am I? As long as I
Speaker 1: can remember, I've always not celebrated but felt no sorrow
Speaker 1: at all when a COMI or member of the opposition
Speaker 1: has died. I try to be a good person, but
Speaker 1: I can't help feeling relieved when they die. What kind
Speaker 1: of a monster am I? You are not a monster,
Speaker 1: You're a human being. And if you have these thoughts,
Speaker 1: that's generally not great, but don't voice them. I mean,
Speaker 1: you can always email me. I'm fine, I'm glad you
Speaker 1: email me. Just keep it to yourself. A great rule
Speaker 1: is never, ever, ever, ever, ever celebrate when someone dies.
Speaker 1: Maybe if a terrorist dies or something like that, you
Speaker 1: can stand up and cheer. Look, Jane Goodall is paying
Speaker 1: the price for that now. If anything, feel sorry, Feel sorry,
Speaker 1: all right, but yeah, never celebrate and definitely don't do
Speaker 1: it publicly when someone dies. Now go soak up every
Speaker 1: minute of your weekend and enjoy yourself, all right. I
Speaker 1: will talk to you again on Monday, that's all.