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Speaker 3: It is the twelfth day of August twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Good Wednesday morning, everybody. Welcome to the Powerchip Morning Show.
Speaker 3: My name is Chris Hockey.
Speaker 4: Here we are.
Speaker 3: We've got a quarterback, we've got a future, we've got
Speaker 3: a path set.
Speaker 4: Let's see what happens.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 4: We've got Parker Fox coming in today.
Speaker 3: We've got a special visit from Ben Lieber during Vikings
Speaker 3: News at a forty four I'm sorry seven to forty
Speaker 3: during Vikings News via Streamyard to talk about the Kyler
Speaker 3: Murray situation, et cetera.
Speaker 5: And what else.
Speaker 3: We've got our good friend Dave Schwartz coming by today
Speaker 3: to make a big announcement. So the big things happening
Speaker 3: on today's show, plus the return of meets us Paul Lambert.
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Speaker 7: It's Wednesday, August twelfth of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: We got a quarterback in their sauce. Hey, guys, how
Speaker 2: was every wheel?
Speaker 8: After some some dialogue in house and just kind of
Speaker 8: day log, you know, analyzing the overall of where we're
Speaker 8: at right now, we did name Kyler Murray are our
Speaker 8: starting quarterback?
Speaker 2: What? No way?
Speaker 1: No way wait, Jose.
Speaker 2: All right, so you know, the whole uh competition thing's over.
Speaker 2: That's that's good. We're moving on Kyler Murray.
Speaker 1: You're bored with it already. No, no, no, no, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not no, no, no, I'm not bored with it. I was
Speaker 1: bored with the fake competition.
Speaker 4: We just named him. Can't be sick of him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, named him what five months ago?
Speaker 1: I mean right, yeah, technically, although whenever we signed him,
Speaker 1: a lot of people thought it, like from the people
Speaker 1: I talk to, it was like kind of shifting in
Speaker 1: McCarthy's direction, not like you know this like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: how can they not start that kid?
Speaker 2: But like I thought it was shifting.
Speaker 1: A little bit in his where you know, I heard
Speaker 1: like at the night practice McCarthy was better. But I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think they realize, like we gotta get
Speaker 1: we got to name a guy, which all along I
Speaker 1: think was gonna be Murray, and he's gonna play on Saturday.
Speaker 1: But I think Saturday might be it. Is that what
Speaker 1: you get is that what your understanding, Hogs is Saturday
Speaker 1: might be it for Murray.
Speaker 3: I think, as as we sit he right now, that
Speaker 3: is the I think that is the consensus from people
Speaker 3: who don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that they needed to get the As Dutch
Speaker 1: would say, he just needs more time. I think they
Speaker 1: ran out of time, and I think that they knew
Speaker 1: that this was the way to go forward.
Speaker 2: And he'll play a.
Speaker 1: Little bit on Saturday, which will be a leak because
Speaker 1: preseason football is fun, and then we won't see him again.
Speaker 1: And then they're gonna play a ton in the preseason
Speaker 1: and he'll be the backup.
Speaker 3: We will see him again because next week are the
Speaker 3: joint practices.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but he I don't think he'll play in
Speaker 1: a preseason game per se, right right, Yeah, So you know,
Speaker 1: the timing of it got a little bit weird, but
Speaker 1: I think somebody said, hey, we've got to have a
Speaker 1: plan here, let's go forward, Let's move forward with Murray,
Speaker 1: and we gotta get ready for green Bay, which is
Speaker 1: four weeks from Sunday.
Speaker 7: The timing makes the most sense because you got to
Speaker 7: you gotta get him in there if you're gonna play
Speaker 7: him at all, you gotta get him in there with
Speaker 7: the starters or some of the starters. And if you're
Speaker 7: going to have a competition where Kyler was going to play,
Speaker 7: like maybe half, and then JJ was going to play half.
Speaker 7: You're not going to get the A team to play
Speaker 7: a full sixty just to give those two guys a
Speaker 7: run at it. So it makes way more sense to
Speaker 7: name a starting quarterback now and give him a full month.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because kind of scenes if.
Speaker 1: You were going to have, if this competition was going
Speaker 1: to continue into the preseason. It's not fair to whoever
Speaker 1: is going to play obviously without Justin Jefferson because he's
Speaker 1: not going to play, But it isn't fair to the
Speaker 1: quarterback who plays with the backup offensive line in the
Speaker 1: third period or third quarter, excuse me. So, yeah, they
Speaker 1: had to do it, and uh yeah, here we are.
Speaker 1: Kyler Murray's our guy and we'll move forward with him and.
Speaker 7: It'll be great. So I know you said Ben's gonna
Speaker 7: be on here later. Christopher's correct. I think I think
Speaker 7: the most interesting thing now is what happens to JJ.
Speaker 2: Same same, because.
Speaker 7: I mean, there's fifteen different paths that Kyler could take
Speaker 7: based on his health and his success this season, but
Speaker 7: every one of those greatly impacts what the path is
Speaker 7: for JJ McCarthy is, And I just don't know what
Speaker 7: they're going to do with him. I don't either, Like,
Speaker 7: let's start with this. This is as crazy as it sounds.
Speaker 7: Who's the backup? Is it JJ or Wentz?
Speaker 4: Name JJ the backup? History actually said those words.
Speaker 1: How do you guys feel about that? Did he say
Speaker 1: he did say that? Did he say JJ is the
Speaker 1: backup now? Because, like, you know, I don't think. I
Speaker 1: don't know, Like is he the backup going into like
Speaker 1: preseason football?
Speaker 4: But I didn't look closely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, because, like you know, we heard yesterday,
Speaker 1: for the first time all camp, Wentz took more snaps
Speaker 1: with the first team than he had all Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: It's just a weird thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're gonna do with him, But
Speaker 1: from I I think, I mean, I don't know what
Speaker 1: who'd want him? I mean, are you gonna I mean Zach,
Speaker 1: but like, are you gonna go another year with him
Speaker 1: not playing? And then let's say Kyler Murray plays well,
Speaker 1: and you know he leaves to go to I don't know,
Speaker 1: let's just say Miami for for for fun purposes, because
Speaker 1: they're for fun purposes?
Speaker 2: Are cocaine and or beaches?
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I don't know. Maybe beaches, Like like
Speaker 1: Roman Maroni said, yeah, yeah, beaches, but who knows.
Speaker 2: Then what do you do?
Speaker 1: Then you go back to McCarthy, I have audio. Okay,
Speaker 1: who are you tying? Yeah you guys JJ LEBACKO, yes, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: there we go. Yeah. I don't know if you guys
Speaker 1: heard it or not.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, he is. How about it not working?
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 7: But uh well then then they ran some some of
Speaker 7: it back as soon as Rosie got there, and I'm like,
Speaker 7: are they just gonna filler filibuster the entire Rosie hour? Yeah,
Speaker 7: that's a bold move. Just go hey, Rosie, listen to audio.
Speaker 7: Oh roso.
Speaker 1: But yeah, let's hope it works out. As you said, Hawk,
Speaker 1: we have a path now. Yeah, you know, we're going
Speaker 1: in the right direction, hopefully.
Speaker 3: It's like when when you're a kid and you're like, man, listen,
Speaker 3: I got to figure it out. Dad and mom and
Speaker 3: dad mom are like no, that's not right, and you're like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: I'm telling you I got to figure out and they're
Speaker 3: like no, no, yeah, no, no, nope, you guys got
Speaker 3: to trust me. And they're like, okay, fine, go ahead
Speaker 3: and try it. And you go out and you break
Speaker 3: every bone in your body, and they're like, okay, we
Speaker 3: let you try your way.
Speaker 4: I think that's what they did. They're like, okay, let's.
Speaker 3: Give JJ every chance in the world to just come
Speaker 3: in here and just make Kyler his bitch.
Speaker 1: And he couldn't. And so now we have a starting quarterback.
Speaker 4: That's fine.
Speaker 1: I got a promise.
Speaker 3: It doesn't change anything for me.
Speaker 7: This team is absolutely free rolling with Kyler free rolling.
Speaker 2: That's why it's it's man.
Speaker 1: I just I would have lost all my money if
Speaker 1: they would have named JJ the starter, because it looked
Speaker 1: like on paper, this is the best possible scenario for
Speaker 1: the Vikings to give Kyler a chance to be their
Speaker 1: long term guy.
Speaker 7: You give him like a million in change, right, the
Speaker 7: Cardinals are paying the other thirty plus million. Yeah, this
Speaker 7: is this is a giant proven year for Kyler.
Speaker 2: I know JJ's still fighting to start his career.
Speaker 7: Kyler's trying to keep his career going at a you know,
Speaker 7: thirty forty million dollars a year, not more level, So
Speaker 7: he has everything to play for. And look, KOC wants
Speaker 7: a quarterback that can do it. And we saw last
Speaker 7: year a whole bunch of guys that couldn't or an
Speaker 7: injured wins that was trying to injured.
Speaker 3: JJ who was trying to Yeah, do you want to
Speaker 3: hear from Ben?
Speaker 1: And that's SI, that's ci on it. Oh, brilliant, welcome back, Paul,
Speaker 1: that's brilliant.
Speaker 3: Ben here on what he thinks it means for JJ's future.
Speaker 1: You want to hear it?
Speaker 2: Sure of course?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, too bad as team. I mean that ultimately comes.
Speaker 10: The next biggest question with this team is kind of
Speaker 10: what happens behind the scenes. I'm under the belief that
Speaker 10: I don't think that JJ is going to request a trade.
Speaker 10: I don't think that he's going to look at this
Speaker 10: and pound his fist on the ground and be a
Speaker 10: child and be like, oh wow, I didn't I didn't
Speaker 10: win the starting position. I think he knew he had
Speaker 10: the card stacked against him.
Speaker 2: So I think he's in a in a nutshell.
Speaker 10: Think it's going to be a good teammate, but who
Speaker 10: knows what happens in the course of seventeen weeks. So
Speaker 10: I think Nolan Teasley has a really important and very
Speaker 10: tough decision to make, and I think that will be
Speaker 10: the next biggest storyline that we're all going to be
Speaker 10: talking about here in the next few weeks, so.
Speaker 11: He doesn't think he's gonna go way way yeah fists, Well, sauce,
Speaker 11: you say it's over fifteen hours ago you tweeted a
Speaker 11: gift of Kyler Murray walking around looking tough, and then
Speaker 11: you said JJ is a bush.
Speaker 7: The sooner we face that, the sooner we can move on.
Speaker 7: I mean, I think that's true, though, Like, so you
Speaker 7: want to rip the band aid off and get rid
Speaker 7: of him, I mean, but I just don't know.
Speaker 1: I just don't know what they would do with him.
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody'd want him. I don't think you
Speaker 1: can trade him for like a seventh round pick, right,
Speaker 1: And I don't think I mean yeah, I just think
Speaker 1: that like it when you look back and it's just
Speaker 1: perfect Minnesota sports, right, Pennix. I don't think is that good.
Speaker 1: But like most of the quarterbacks in that draft are great.
Speaker 1: Drake may is an All Pro, Caleb Williams is on
Speaker 1: the cover of Madden. Jayden Daniels has had a couple
Speaker 1: of up and down seasons because he's been mostly hurt.
Speaker 1: But like President Lincoln passed away at the Ford Theater. Yeah,
Speaker 1: excellent recap. JFK's final resting spot. That was a good
Speaker 1: clue on your part. I thought that was funny on Monday.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like they picked the guy who is uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know what his future is. I
Speaker 1: mean the people who say only had ten starts, that
Speaker 1: is true, but like most of those games that he
Speaker 1: won in they were playing against teams that literally had quit.
Speaker 2: And the Detroit game was great.
Speaker 1: That would probably be if you were to argue for JJ,
Speaker 1: the game against Detroit and the one quarter against Chicago
Speaker 1: are of the shining moments, because that one quarter against
Speaker 1: Chicago was elite.
Speaker 2: The three quarters leading up to We're hideous.
Speaker 1: I just think you got to do what most what
Speaker 1: a lot of teams have done when they realize they
Speaker 1: don't have the right guy, They just cut bait, move on.
Speaker 1: Anything's possible, anything is possible. But I think cutting bait
Speaker 1: and moving on is their best thing, and they had
Speaker 1: taken the first step by naming Kyler the starter.
Speaker 3: Bait is gross. It always is, no matter what. The
Speaker 3: YA can't touch it gross. It's worms, it's other fish,
Speaker 3: it's squid, it's gross.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is. Okay, so let's not cut bait. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's number one.
Speaker 3: Number two, let's just let this situation play out without
Speaker 3: comparing it to other situations, because JJ may be great
Speaker 3: in two years.
Speaker 4: You never know, you might. We've seen strange things.
Speaker 3: Sam Darnold turn out to be a pretty good quarterback
Speaker 3: after a while, right, Yeah, So let's just let's let
Speaker 3: Kyler have the reins. And if nobody's going to give
Speaker 3: us anything for him anywhere anyway, why would we get
Speaker 3: rid of JJ. Let's just let him sit there as
Speaker 3: long as he's got a good attitude. He's got a
Speaker 3: gattitude attitude. If he's laying on the ground going slimon
Speaker 3: his fist, slam his fish, then we are spanking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a that's a problem behind the scenes.
Speaker 7: I mean, we have Carson Wentz for a reason, right,
Speaker 7: You ship JJ off or whatever you can get and
Speaker 7: you move on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Carson Wentz is daddy.
Speaker 2: Wait, he is daddy daddy.
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 7: And what what was the one thing that a whole
Speaker 7: bunch of Vikings quarterbacks struggled with last year?
Speaker 2: That is accuracy?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 7: We had a whole bunch of guys that just didn't
Speaker 7: seem to be able to get the ball where they
Speaker 7: needed to get it. Do you know I didn't know
Speaker 7: this until somebody. I think somebody said it, maybe even
Speaker 7: on Brandon Show yesterday. Oh thanks, Agador. Do you know
Speaker 7: where Kyler Murray ranks in terms of completion percentage in
Speaker 7: the history of the NFL.
Speaker 3: Completion percentage in the history of the NFL third You're
Speaker 3: not gonna believe this, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: Number one? No, okay, number nine.
Speaker 2: No, no, number six, no, number five.
Speaker 1: Yes, you got it. Wow, there goes strange person.
Speaker 7: Joe Burrow's number one all time at sixty eight point five.
Speaker 2: Then to number one. Tua is Tua It's number two. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Tua is number twa at sixty eight three. Drew Brees
Speaker 2: is third, number four, Jimmy Garoppolo number ten. Number ten
Speaker 2: is Teddy Bridgewater. Number five Kyler Murray.
Speaker 1: Wow, so those are weird numbers.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it really is weird because it doesn't feel like
Speaker 7: he should be anywhere near fifth all time in life.
Speaker 2: No, that's real life.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's very odd.
Speaker 2: That is real odd.
Speaker 4: Please, it's calm down. Why is he so mean over there?
Speaker 7: I'm not mean, but think of how important that will be,
Speaker 7: just just if Kyler can just be anywhere near sixty
Speaker 7: seven point one percent, which is his career completion percentage.
Speaker 7: Just KOs wants consistency, and that's you can KOs. No,
Speaker 7: that's what Leber says, JJ is not going to do.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 7: But even again back to JJ, if you're like, well,
Speaker 7: I still think JJ's got potential. I still think in
Speaker 7: the right situation, you could figure this out. The one
Speaker 7: thing he was not was consistent.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 7: He would have quarter quarters where he looked like he
Speaker 7: should be nowhere near an NFL field, and then he'd
Speaker 7: have a quarter where he would just light it up
Speaker 7: and you go, oh, there it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the movie Hook.
Speaker 1: There you are, Peter. Great film. God, that's a great film,
Speaker 1: right hawk, Hook's a great movie.
Speaker 4: Great film.
Speaker 1: How about and here you are, Peter, brilliant right now?
Speaker 3: Hate that I said it in the last episode of
Speaker 3: Game of Thrones or whatever Dragon when he walks up and.
Speaker 2: Goes, I'm a lot. Yeah, I know, what the hell
Speaker 2: was that?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What? Yeah?
Speaker 7: That line was like simultaneously fun and stupid at the
Speaker 7: same time. Like I liked it, but it was also
Speaker 7: like interesting choice by the writers and the actor.
Speaker 3: What was the guy's name who was always on in
Speaker 3: the squares Jim J.
Speaker 1: Boko.
Speaker 2: May I think that's what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Maybe the other guy not Shadow, Oh, Gilbert Godfrey. No,
Speaker 1: he was older than he was on I Dream a Genie. Man.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I know that.
Speaker 1: He was always one of the squares.
Speaker 2: Remember Shadow Stevens radio guy.
Speaker 4: The bitch was a comedian.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I watched a lot of Hollywood squares.
Speaker 4: Paul Land.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what I've done. Yep, would not would not
Speaker 2: have come up with that name.
Speaker 4: Oh just trust me, Okay, you know his face hilarious.
Speaker 3: Right, he's a funny guy, right, Yes, he was Uncle
Speaker 3: Arthur and Bewitched and he was always on the Hollywood squares.
Speaker 1: Mm and uh he uh.
Speaker 3: He seemed horny, but it was weird kind of horny,
Speaker 3: like he might have been horny for inanimate objects.
Speaker 1: And shot right right shoes. Yeah you know, no, you
Speaker 1: know he was horny, but just not sure what he
Speaker 1: was horny for? Men? Okay, maybe man, Yeah, maybe maybe
Speaker 1: you were.
Speaker 13: Maybe not though, maybe that's just things we're back that
Speaker 13: they were see.
Speaker 4: Come on, come on audio.
Speaker 14: Paul In not watching the board, Kathy, I'd have gone
Speaker 14: to Tina Turner the block that this may work out.
Speaker 14: According to the author of Aesop's Fables, what is a
Speaker 14: greater blessing in life than having many children?
Speaker 1: I'll say having many sports shirts. What a sentence. By
Speaker 1: the way, I'll take Tina Turner to block. Yeah, wow, River,
Speaker 1: what is isn't it?
Speaker 14: What is the greater blessing in life than having many children?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 4: A blessing in life than having man's crazy gonna curse?
Speaker 1: And I know this food TV, so it looks like
Speaker 1: he wants to I would say having a great provider
Speaker 1: for those children. Kathy, that was boring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hello, I go, when a man.
Speaker 14: Falls out of your boat and into the water, you
Speaker 14: should yell man overboard.
Speaker 1: Now what should you yell?
Speaker 2: If a woman falls overboard? Fall straight ahead?
Speaker 1: That's great? Yeah, that's genius.
Speaker 4: See that was a one the other day.
Speaker 1: I'm alive.
Speaker 4: I was like, what the hell just happened?
Speaker 1: Paul Land just roar it up on it. Yeah, good
Speaker 1: for him. Allow.
Speaker 7: I did feel about that, By the way, it just
Speaker 7: felt like another storyline that hit fast forward. It was
Speaker 7: just too fast. It was like, really, yeah, maybe they'll
Speaker 7: explain that later.
Speaker 1: But also it's like, yeah, you're you're immediately regretful and
Speaker 1: you're sorry.
Speaker 7: And you're just gonna kneel down, and I don't know.
Speaker 3: The guy with one eye was much tougher than the
Speaker 3: guy who'd been burned. Kick his ask I'm okay, well
Speaker 3: I'm gonna chop your head off.
Speaker 2: So look, the show's fun, but it's flawed.
Speaker 7: But it's also like it just feels like it's, uh,
Speaker 7: how do we get the story to the next uh,
Speaker 7: you know, benchmark as fast as possible?
Speaker 2: And that that felt like a fast.
Speaker 7: Forward scene, like he just lands says, hey, here's what
Speaker 7: we're doing. Sure, you try to kill me, but all good,
Speaker 7: all good, let's just move on. And they were both like, yeah,
Speaker 7: let's just move on, Like wow, that took thirty five seconds.
Speaker 4: Hello, full speed ahead.
Speaker 7: What a great back to Hollywood Squares for a second,
Speaker 7: because I love game shows. They clearly clearly got the
Speaker 7: questions ahead of time so they could come up with
Speaker 7: something funny, right, yeah, yeah, sure, so so think about
Speaker 7: what they have to do though. Not only do they
Speaker 7: have to then come up with a clever line, or
Speaker 7: maybe the writers even give them a line to come
Speaker 7: up with, but then they have to act like.
Speaker 1: Okay, not that my jokes out of the way. What
Speaker 1: am I going to guess? Here? Right?
Speaker 7: And then they actually have to quot because they've had
Speaker 7: time to think about the question. But this isn't like
Speaker 7: they're put on the spot and going, you know, here's
Speaker 7: a trivia question.
Speaker 1: Answer it.
Speaker 2: It was, oh man, let's see what am I going
Speaker 2: to I guess? Maybe just a provider or something.
Speaker 1: You heard that question probably three hours ago.
Speaker 3: They were interesting, you know, they were all those Paul
Speaker 3: was high on something.
Speaker 1: Take Tina Turner for the block.
Speaker 7: Wow, just just an icon sitting in the Hollywood squares,
Speaker 7: rock bottom for her career.
Speaker 1: Froy spell poor Tina.
Speaker 4: I'll take former Vice President Dan Quayle for the block.
Speaker 7: Dan, how do you spell potato'?
Speaker 1: Never get to Oh? Yeah, you know what you should
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Speaker 1: your gutters at gutterhelmetemn dot com. Never clean your gutters again.
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Speaker 1: want to have to spend a weekend going up there
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Speaker 2: So you'll take gutter helmet for the block.
Speaker 7: I will, yeah, blocks, Yeah, all that garbage.
Speaker 1: It's a weird bull speed ahead to gutter helmet MN
Speaker 1: dot com. What was a guy's name who hosted that show?
Speaker 1: Alivin Scores?
Speaker 4: What was his name?
Speaker 7: Well, Tom bergeron But also then you mean, like way
Speaker 7: back in the.
Speaker 11: Day, was that so and so Davidson?
Speaker 1: Was that his name?
Speaker 13: I don't know anyway, it's Peter Marshall, John Davidson.
Speaker 1: I can't believe there was ever a time when that
Speaker 1: was in fashion.
Speaker 4: What he was wearing the show? What was wrong with humanity?
Speaker 4: That that was cool?
Speaker 3: And maybe we'll look back at what we're wearing now
Speaker 3: and say the same thing. But what a weird look
Speaker 3: he's wearing, Like Clark Gable could have been wearing it
Speaker 3: or somebody running a mortuary right now, Like, do you.
Speaker 7: Think historians are going to look back and just assume
Speaker 7: that what Cam Newton wears on TVs with the rest
Speaker 7: of society was wearing to the point.
Speaker 4: You just made it in a box and I don't
Speaker 4: want to wear a.
Speaker 1: Good point more the power Tom morning to you after this.
Speaker 1: I'm a fan.
Speaker 15: Just you gotta get your bank may reverse a frauntulent charge,
Speaker 15: but if a thief is using your name, you need
Speaker 15: real protection, life.
Speaker 12: Can be.
Speaker 1: Dead.
Speaker 2: I'm alive? Is that from the show? Come on?
Speaker 3: He rolls up on a dragon and it's like the
Speaker 3: music is like, oh my god, there's a dragon behind him?
Speaker 1: Could I pay? I'm alive again? Not the best moment,
Speaker 1: but kind of fun but also kind of stupid, just dumb.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know how dumb it is, Corey. I typed
Speaker 3: in in the search I'm alive and that just popped up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like that's how big of a deal it is that
Speaker 3: he just went alive.
Speaker 1: Hey a Max Heyn, Isn't.
Speaker 7: His story the perfect example of their just doing it
Speaker 7: too fast? And I know, think think about let's go
Speaker 7: back to Thrones. The biggest complain about the final season.
Speaker 2: Is that they rushed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, of course, storylines that got fast forwarded because
Speaker 1: it's like, well, we only have like six episodes.
Speaker 2: Let's just get through this.
Speaker 1: It's like, this is the final season of the greatest
Speaker 1: show of all time. Slow down and do it right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: slow down, daddy, And like I.
Speaker 7: Got and Laris walking around the the woods by themselves
Speaker 7: for a second was going to be an interesting storyline.
Speaker 7: It's like, that's the freaking king essentially and nobody knows it,
Speaker 7: and like two episodes later he's like, I found a
Speaker 7: dragon and now I'm back and now I'm alive. It's like, okay,
Speaker 7: well that could have been a two in Thrones, that
Speaker 7: might have been like a two season arc, but he
Speaker 7: said it was like a four episode Bitten's he's right
Speaker 7: back to the.
Speaker 4: Dragon he's on? Is that his dragon?
Speaker 1: Yeah? He was dead. We thought, could you remember what
Speaker 1: three four episodes ago? When he first remember three or
Speaker 1: four episodes ago.
Speaker 7: When he found him in the woods and he wanted
Speaker 7: to see him and he put his ear against him.
Speaker 7: He's like, he's he's alive, and dude, let him he's dead,
Speaker 7: let him go.
Speaker 1: He's what.
Speaker 7: So he kind of sense it a couple of episodes
Speaker 7: ago that hey, this thing, this thing ain't dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think if the dragon could talk, he would
Speaker 1: also say something like.
Speaker 3: Where dragon walked.
Speaker 2: Up, Nathan Lane shows up at the mother.
Speaker 7: Yeah if if sunfire, like Paul Land, I think whoever
Speaker 7: runs HBO would have just jumped off the top of
Speaker 7: a building and said, I I can't live through this
Speaker 7: is this is the worst. It's over for me.
Speaker 1: All right. There's another nitpick not that I do that. No,
Speaker 1: not you.
Speaker 7: How come when when anybody on Thrones Orhouse of the Dragon,
Speaker 7: or eventually maybe Night of the Seven Kingdoms, I don't
Speaker 7: know if there's any dragons left during that era or not,
Speaker 7: probably not. How come when anybody says Drekaris the Dragon
Speaker 7: immediately knows exactly who to burn, never knows, like he
Speaker 7: never is like, hey on, I'm going to burn these
Speaker 7: guys over here to the left.
Speaker 1: What about that.
Speaker 7: Group to the right or that is that our team
Speaker 7: or your team? It's just they they always burned the
Speaker 7: right ones.
Speaker 3: I do like this strange also, that they're basically riding
Speaker 3: around grey white sharks.
Speaker 2: Who listened yep?
Speaker 1: Well said It's like yep, that gray white shirt there
Speaker 1: he does.
Speaker 7: Well, that's a little bit of that's the sheep stealer angle,
Speaker 7: right is that's the one that just doesn't seem to listen.
Speaker 2: He doesn't seem to care the rest of them.
Speaker 4: Stealer's flying around going.
Speaker 7: I'm glad we don't have thought bubbles for sheep stealers.
Speaker 3: Steelers, dubborn hell e guns is quite.
Speaker 7: I can think of bold as showrunner decisions for House
Speaker 7: of the Dragon, sheep Stealers flying away and they show
Speaker 7: a thought bubble. It's just the logo to Arby's you're
Speaker 7: like the stump son of a bitch, idiot God, everybody
Speaker 7: else is trying to take over the iron throne, and
Speaker 7: Steelers just hungry, so.
Speaker 1: He's got jacked up teeth. That was a really spoiler
Speaker 1: filled breakdown. I thought that was good. Me too.
Speaker 2: And we got a new quarterback. Yeah man, yeah, job stealer. Yeah, jobs,
Speaker 2: that's great.
Speaker 7: That is good, how though, Yeah, I get it was.
Speaker 7: It was the most this is the most predictable thing ever.
Speaker 7: The second you signed Kyler Murray's yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: That's that's that's why I think.
Speaker 7: I think the people that sauce you were one of
Speaker 7: them that was like, the second you signed Kyler, it's
Speaker 7: almost like, well then maybe should we just move on immediately.
Speaker 7: I'm a little surprised in the off season they didn't
Speaker 7: just say let's just let's let's ship JJ out of here,
Speaker 7: give him a fresh start somewhere else, give him a
Speaker 7: chance to succeed.
Speaker 1: But this is the Kyler window.
Speaker 7: If if it's a disaster, you want it to be
Speaker 7: a real disaster so you can get into this reportedly
Speaker 7: loaded draft class.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 7: The worst case scenario is that Kyler's okay and we
Speaker 7: finished like seven and ten, yes, or eight and nine.
Speaker 1: That's anything but that. I want this to be brilliant
Speaker 1: or brutal, Yeah, biblically batter epically, Kyler needs to be like, Wow,
Speaker 1: let's sign him to a five year ago.
Speaker 2: Let's give him a ton of money.
Speaker 7: This is our guy, perfect spot for Koc's offense. Ky
Speaker 7: He's got to figure it out. Or I wanted to
Speaker 7: be so bad that we let Wentz play about halfway
Speaker 7: through the year and then.
Speaker 1: It just goes really south, really fast.
Speaker 4: What if What if here's a scenario.
Speaker 3: What if Carlor Kyler is like not good, JJ comes
Speaker 3: in for one quarter, looks completely uh overwhelmed, and then suddenly,
Speaker 3: you know, Carson walks up to coaching on the sideline
Speaker 3: and he goes.
Speaker 1: And holding a clipboard.
Speaker 2: Guy Steeler a poor buddy.
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Speaker 4: You know what I just realized. And I just told
Speaker 4: Zach know what's your name?
Speaker 1: Max? I just told Max, this is what I just realized.
Speaker 3: You think you got it all figured out, right, like
Speaker 3: you got all your ducks in a row. Take a
Speaker 3: deep breath and just realize, for the moment you got
Speaker 3: things figured out. But sheep stealers around the corner.
Speaker 1: I mean, so it's just a metaphor for life.
Speaker 4: I appreciate the moment because instead of saying I've.
Speaker 3: Got it all figured out safe for the moment, I've
Speaker 3: got it all figured out, but I know that weird
Speaker 3: tooth bastard is.
Speaker 4: Around the corner.
Speaker 3: Oh it's okay, though, Learn to be okay with that, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: learn to be okay with that. Like right now we
Speaker 3: feel like Kyler Murray might be the good quarterback sheep
Speaker 3: stealers around the corner, So for the moment, be happy
Speaker 3: Kyler's your quarterback. That's what I think. Let me think
Speaker 3: of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do.
Speaker 7: You think of that as a sports analogy? I think
Speaker 7: it's somebody that has not watched House of the Dragon.
Speaker 2: I think it's very good.
Speaker 1: You guys talk enough about it, so I think, like,
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 7: Just give me your best guess. What is House of
Speaker 7: the Dragon about.
Speaker 1: I would guess a house full of dragons and one
Speaker 1: of them maybe isn't talked about at the family gatherings
Speaker 1: because of how bad his teeth are. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 4: So you don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, I have no clue.
Speaker 7: So you think the dragons have a house? Yeah, the
Speaker 7: actual dragon. I think it's not people with dragon blood,
Speaker 7: just the dragons hang out in the house like it's
Speaker 7: the Goldilocks and the three Bears and the dragons share
Speaker 7: different sized beds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Facts of Life, Hawk's favorite show.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 12: Oh oh yeah, see there's sheeps do No, that sounded
Speaker 12: a painful kind of thank you. Yeah, I hope you're better.
Speaker 7: Thank you if I give you one other complain about
Speaker 7: House of the Dragon season three. Now, I know Mark
Speaker 7: Rosen thinks he plays for the French national team bench,
Speaker 7: but can we go a whole season and you see
Speaker 7: Vagar for about two seconds? You know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 7: I know that part of the story was where the
Speaker 7: hell did he go? And nobody can find him? And
Speaker 7: at some point he's going to be a huge problem.
Speaker 1: She is he or she? Maybe it is a she.
Speaker 2: I just questioned myself. Maybe it is a she either way,
Speaker 2: so we don't know where she is. You go a
Speaker 2: whole year.
Speaker 7: And how how often was she on screen? Like two
Speaker 7: seconds in the beginning of the season when he's.
Speaker 1: Flying around now very little, almost none, sauce you want
Speaker 1: more Vagar? Right?
Speaker 7: Who's that he plays for the French national team. He's
Speaker 7: on the French bench.
Speaker 4: I think just doesn't like his name.
Speaker 9: Oh, the other Dragons playground him. It's easy. Some layup
Speaker 9: names come on.
Speaker 7: Kyler Murray named Viking starter U for week one, and
Speaker 7: we'll see if we get a glimpse of him on
Speaker 7: Saturday because preseason game number one against the New York
Speaker 7: Giants in New Jersey. Season opener is September thirteenth against
Speaker 7: Green Bay, so he's got a full month as the one.
Speaker 2: He's twenty nine years old.
Speaker 7: He was the number one overall pick in twenty nineteen,
Speaker 7: and again, the Vikings, I do you guys remember this,
Speaker 7: signed him to a one year, one point three million
Speaker 7: dollar deal. Because the Cardinals are paying him thirty five
Speaker 7: point five million dollars. That's a lot of money to
Speaker 7: make a guy leave, especially when your plan at the
Speaker 7: time was Jacoby Brissett.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that team's buns.
Speaker 7: So they already have problems down there because Carson Beck
Speaker 7: is there, and Cardinal fans are like, can we just
Speaker 7: move on from Jacoby Brissett and Gardner Minshew? But anyway,
Speaker 7: my point is is the Cardinals are paying him thirty
Speaker 7: five million, the Vikings are paying him a little over one.
Speaker 7: But you remember the Vikings can't tag him next year.
Speaker 7: That was part of the contract clause that he signed.
Speaker 7: So he either he's he's hitting free agency no matter what.
Speaker 7: Whether or not he wants to come back, it's up
Speaker 7: to him. But he plays really, really well and the
Speaker 7: Vikings want him. They're gonna have to pay him a fortune.
Speaker 3: I like the way you said it. Core said they
Speaker 3: named Kyler Murray quarterback for week one. Did you see
Speaker 3: they named for quarterback for week ten?
Speaker 2: Can change?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot that can happen. I mean, I
Speaker 1: have a couple of guesses the same. Well, heyn, There's
Speaker 1: there's a series of ways this.
Speaker 2: Could be going. Yes, you might just say sheep stealer.
Speaker 7: You might say agon just so you can do the
Speaker 7: I'm alive bit, or you might say somebody's birthday, like
Speaker 7: I don't know, cool mode and that'll.
Speaker 2: Be week ten's quarterback.
Speaker 1: We think you know which one of those options is it?
Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, sir, mix a lot happy named starter
Speaker 3: or week ten?
Speaker 1: Things change before then? Wow man, happy birthday, Happy birthday?
Speaker 1: Mix A lot? Maybe got quarterback? See yeah, did put
Speaker 1: up in the Q, sir mix A lot will be starting.
Speaker 4: He's been named Quebec for week ten.
Speaker 1: Oh, November fifteenth at the Packers.
Speaker 7: That's right, all right, want to get ahead of it. Yeah,
Speaker 7: good for him. His real name was Anthony Ray. I
Speaker 7: have never known that until I just read that on Wikipedia.
Speaker 7: Tony Ray Tony Ray like sir mix a lot better.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: By the way, how does sir mix a lot not
Speaker 2: have a cooking show? Yeah?
Speaker 1: No kidding, great question, Yeah, real good, like making cookies.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and he films it in making Georgia.
Speaker 2: Okay, making cookies.
Speaker 1: Oh, Macon, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 7: So I just thought you were like, Okay, if that's
Speaker 7: where he wants to do it, I'm not going to
Speaker 7: say no, I'm not good for him.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, so he's making cookies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone just went yes, sure, is that where he's from.
Speaker 2: Okay, you clearly have thought about this job.
Speaker 1: Still making cookies.
Speaker 2: This is a premeditated okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's you.
Speaker 7: It's making the cookies with mix a lot. Yeah, and
Speaker 7: it's in making Georgia Georgia. And he's just bacon cookies
Speaker 7: and he's mixing a lot, right, yeah, a lot making bacon.
Speaker 4: Now he's got a bacon show as well. Oh no,
Speaker 4: hit the hey uh sauce making noise.
Speaker 3: That is the the uh breaking news sounder Wow Week
Speaker 3: twelve starter George Hamilton.
Speaker 2: No way, Yeah, he's not still with us, is he?
Speaker 13: Bitch?
Speaker 1: No way?
Speaker 2: Is he really?
Speaker 4: Eighty seven and he's start great quarterback week.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that guy.
Speaker 7: In any form in years is eighty seven, He's Zoro
Speaker 7: said that.
Speaker 1: The gay Blade. He just said that I didn't say
Speaker 1: was the gay Boy.
Speaker 4: That's what the name of the movie was.
Speaker 1: Bitch.
Speaker 2: I'm here. I would have guess he died a decade ago.
Speaker 1: And I'm.
Speaker 4: George read from the script.
Speaker 1: No, ad, take a deep breath, George. Yeah, man, do
Speaker 1: you have the Week fourteen starter? No?
Speaker 4: Come on, let's that be weird?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, come on, point Yeah.
Speaker 2: Plus, we've done enough mix a lot of jokes for
Speaker 2: one day.
Speaker 1: Let's move on. So anyway, Yeah, Kyler is the starter.
Speaker 1: We'll talk to Ben Liebert about it a little bit later.
Speaker 7: Can't seem like a foregone conclusion this second that they
Speaker 7: signed him. But like I was joking about a couple
Speaker 7: of days ago, Like all it would have taken is
Speaker 7: one significant injury and JJ's right back in the mix.
Speaker 1: And that's still the case. But you know, Kyler's got
Speaker 1: to stay healthy otherwise there's a couple of guys waiting
Speaker 1: in the wings. And think about it like this.
Speaker 7: He can't miss a significant amount of time this year. Otherwise,
Speaker 7: why would the Vikings invest a ton of money in
Speaker 7: him without seeing a large sample size. So this isn't
Speaker 7: say I need to perform super well all year for
Speaker 7: the Vikings. This is I gotta stay healthy the vast
Speaker 7: majority of this season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man can't have a four game window? Nope, How
Speaker 1: can the Vikings back up the brins truck if you
Speaker 1: only see him for four or five games? Can't do that, right,
Speaker 1: You're not giving them like a five year, two hundred
Speaker 1: million dollars deal if you see him for four games.
Speaker 1: Got to stay healthy.
Speaker 3: Let me take that further. For a moment, I had
Speaker 3: a thought, so I looked it up. I couldn't remember
Speaker 3: how to spell fore gone. And do you know why
Speaker 3: I couldn't remember because there's two different words.
Speaker 1: F O r E.
Speaker 2: That's the one yep.
Speaker 1: And then f O r g o n E without
Speaker 1: the e. There's two different I've never seen the one
Speaker 1: without the e. What's the difference?
Speaker 3: Both fore gone and fore gone sound similar, their meanings
Speaker 3: are quite different. Foregne with an E is used to
Speaker 3: imply something has already happened or is certain to happen,
Speaker 3: certain to happen, Yeah, fore gone without it being the
Speaker 3: past particle participle of two fore go it is about
Speaker 3: abstaining or giving something up by.
Speaker 2: Choice, makes a ton of sense. I've just never used it.
Speaker 3: I've heard it used in that way, and I couldn't
Speaker 3: remember which one was which now I know, and.
Speaker 1: No way to say that's Viking.
Speaker 7: Fore Gone would also be a clever name for a
Speaker 7: circumcision business.
Speaker 1: That would be great. Yeah, Sauce, you get that joke, right,
Speaker 1: he gets it.
Speaker 4: Trust me, he gets it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2: You do one.
Speaker 1: What else should foregone mean? That's a great question.
Speaker 2: But if it was Spangler's twin brother.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you, Yeah, he's fore gone.
Speaker 4: Foregone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just gonna do I'm alive, but again, Oregon.
Speaker 3: Foregne should be a descendant of a gun really flappy neck,
Speaker 3: where that lady go?
Speaker 1: You stuck with for god?
Speaker 11: Okay, a good day gets like this.
Speaker 4: For gone, put your necks kin down.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows you're in there again.
Speaker 7: After he gets burned, that would have been an interesting
Speaker 7: choice to have, like a burned flap on his neck
Speaker 7: that he could hide behind.
Speaker 1: For Gone, I'm not here.
Speaker 7: You're not acting like your grace, your grace, and we're
Speaker 7: doing game of Thrones improv o good.
Speaker 2: Think HBO is calling your phone right now. You might
Speaker 2: want to pick that up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, skin Stealer, Yeah, isn't the.
Speaker 7: Isn't the movie supposed to be called like a Gon's Conquest,
Speaker 7: the one that's supposed to be out in a couple
Speaker 7: of years. But if it was just for Gon's Conquest, Sir,
Speaker 7: you're embarrassing yourself.
Speaker 4: Fore Gone standard.
Speaker 3: Oh, for God's sakes, I think I have bride.
Speaker 1: You know we could get rid of that if you
Speaker 1: want the simple procedure. The hell is happening?
Speaker 4: You don't know, you don't get it, so I.
Speaker 1: Don't watch that show. Should have taken more improv classes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I took one.
Speaker 7: This is a blues riff and bee watch me for
Speaker 7: the changes and try to keep up.
Speaker 4: I can't foregun take me away?
Speaker 1: You get that joke now, Joe?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if you're like doing.
Speaker 1: Foreskin people were doing now we're now we're doing commercial
Speaker 1: jokes jokes. Yeah, nobody mentioned anything about a penis due
Speaker 1: you one? No, we didn't.
Speaker 7: We said fore gone. You're you have a one track mind, dude,
Speaker 7: really do Yeah? Sophomoric man, don't you get out of
Speaker 7: the penis lane. I I don't make a lot of
Speaker 7: sense of a lot of things.
Speaker 2: You don't make a lot of sense of a lot
Speaker 2: of things.
Speaker 1: I don't know where you guys are going. I don't
Speaker 1: watch that show, so I'll just sit quietly. Here's Ko
Speaker 1: on the quarterback choosing process.
Speaker 8: We gave the guys different challenges on different days, you know,
Speaker 8: while letting them, you know, kind of compete at the
Speaker 8: same stride early on in camp.
Speaker 1: It's been a true.
Speaker 8: Competition, and we feel like we're at a place, you know,
Speaker 8: where we've made a complete evaluation, you know. I kind
Speaker 8: of always had and we had this timeline as Nolan
Speaker 8: and I worked through the summer, kind of talking about
Speaker 8: what we wanted this to look like right around now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yo, we got us a quarterback. Yeah man.
Speaker 7: Sir Mix a Lot had an album in nineteen ninety
Speaker 7: four called Chief boot Knaka Wow, Sure She's been. In
Speaker 7: nineteen ninety six, he had an album called Return of
Speaker 7: the Bumpasaurus.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: They gave him the presidential freedom they did.
Speaker 3: Yeah direct, they said there's never been a better representation
Speaker 3: of American spirit.
Speaker 1: Same him a Ward Gump guy. In twenty ten, Sir
Speaker 1: Mix a Lot announced his next album, done Forgot About Mix,
Speaker 1: and it is the number four and the word got
Speaker 1: but no space in between. So just done forgot about Mix.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, And I don't get Nelson Mandela cursed
Speaker 3: he loved it so much?
Speaker 2: Did he really did?
Speaker 7: All right, keep this one going, keep the ball rolling,
Speaker 7: go what you got it, keep going about mix. We're
Speaker 7: just riffing, keep going.
Speaker 4: My god, would you riff?
Speaker 1: Just riff?
Speaker 4: Would you please riff?
Speaker 1: You're in the band riff mix a Lot.
Speaker 2: Was a great man. He had six premiere studio albums.
Speaker 4: This sounds like a on twister.
Speaker 1: Did he die? What's going on? What hit?
Speaker 2: An album called Confusedly?
Speaker 4: I don't know what's cool.
Speaker 1: For gone? I don't know.
Speaker 2: In a welcome called Daddy's Home, Daddy did he got paroled?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: They don't know. Look, you've only been gone two days.
Speaker 1: Don't you know how this show works. We just riff.
Speaker 2: We're just in profit. You got to keep up.
Speaker 1: You were asleep for a bit there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: I know it seems like you don't understand what's happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: If we're talking about Game of Thrones or Mix a
Speaker 2: Lot of albums.
Speaker 1: Do you think this entire segment has been a metaphor
Speaker 1: for the Power Trip Morning Show. I don't know what
Speaker 1: quite what that is either, m I think you guys
Speaker 1: are doing great. When you gonna listen to Return of Bumpasaurus.
Speaker 1: You are the chief boot knock of the Power Trip
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Really well, what.
Speaker 7: Really matters is next scores and stats around the world
Speaker 7: of sports.
Speaker 1: And in between Crystal change your life or something else.
Speaker 1: This is the Power Trip Morning Show on the fan. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, before we do that.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: In twenty nineteen, Sir mix a Lot became the.
Speaker 7: Spokesperson for Cards Against Humanity's Ass Pact.
Speaker 1: Did you heard?
Speaker 4: Did you hear about the reaction to that? God? He
Speaker 4: loved it so much. He went to Old Country my favorite.
Speaker 1: Okay, sauce, you get it, keep going, keep it going.
Speaker 1: He's like, screw not eating? Yes, no, what sight?
Speaker 2: Keep it going? You got it?
Speaker 1: You got it.
Speaker 2: Gandhi getting a California Roles. Gandhi's going to come to
Speaker 2: the fevandelas swearing we're talking about Mix a Lot, you
Speaker 2: get it? Sheep stealer and thrones and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Right, the the Pope was so impressed he gave up Catholicism.
Speaker 4: Oh you know what did We're supposed to try to
Speaker 4: be funny.
Speaker 2: It really matters. Next, during football season, you have got
Speaker 2: to listen live. The Vikings have named Kyler.
Speaker 8: Murray and the abilities you know, not only just from
Speaker 8: a standpoint of accuracy, but his ability to affect the
Speaker 8: game with his athleticism. But he's also proven to be smart,
Speaker 8: you know, very hard working and able to take in
Speaker 8: a lot of information and turn that out. Now, we
Speaker 8: really want to give him the opportunity to really start
Speaker 8: building a comfort level, not only with the system but
Speaker 8: with the guys.
Speaker 7: That's right again, that is the voice of the seventeenth
Speaker 7: best looking coach in the NFL, according to that poll
Speaker 7: that we talked about yesterday. Oh really, seventeenth, seventeen behind
Speaker 7: guys like Andy Reid and Mike McCarthy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what the poll said. Oh we disagreed, Yeah
Speaker 2: we should.
Speaker 4: That's right, that's right.
Speaker 3: We do disagree, but we agree that a quarterback needed
Speaker 3: to be chosen and it has been chosen. Now he's
Speaker 3: the chosen one, that's what they're calling him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sweet. Can't wait. We'll see what goes.
Speaker 2: WHOA excuse me?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 1: Okay? I got choked up thinking about you.
Speaker 4: Choke on that giant tongue.
Speaker 2: Ears what I've heard?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Way a giant tongue. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I haven't heard that at all. That's not what people
Speaker 4: are saying.
Speaker 7: You think that tongue would have had a chance to
Speaker 7: put up a wall in the last forty plus years?
Speaker 2: Can I welcome back?
Speaker 1: By the way, Can I do a sports thing? Sure?
Speaker 1: Is it what really matters? Sure?
Speaker 4: You want me to go ahead and hit the thing
Speaker 4: for you so you feel Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: That's what really matters.
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Speaker 1: We talked about this yesterday. Thanks for listening to the
Speaker 1: show while you're gone, dude, listen didn't listen to one
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know you listen to Packers audio?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, hang on, you know chat have it says
Speaker 1: this all the time.
Speaker 7: You know the shows on days that doesn't have initials, right,
Speaker 7: there's other days.
Speaker 2: I was looking for Kyler coverage.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you listen yesterday when we talked about the
Speaker 1: snake in the guy's helmet.
Speaker 4: There's a snake in my helmet.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear that part. I was probably sleep. We
Speaker 1: did two and a half hours on that story. Did
Speaker 1: you a story? All right? Well, never mind.
Speaker 2: We told Marnie and Bonus to go home so we
Speaker 2: could do snake talk.
Speaker 4: You said snakes aren't a lot at the State Fair.
Speaker 1: Your thoughts relliant, brilliant. All your bits are brilliant. What
Speaker 1: really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 3: Segment that's your new nickname, Teffe tf T listen a
Speaker 3: new ride at Universal Studios. Hollywood is so good at
Speaker 3: making people scream.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I heard the story. I was laughing at Your.
Speaker 4: Neighbors are bust.
Speaker 1: Here's what they say.
Speaker 16: The Fast and Furious roller Coaster will soon have additional
Speaker 16: sound barriers in.
Speaker 1: Hopes of muffling some of the noise that comes.
Speaker 16: After neighbors and nearby te Luca Lake started complaining about
Speaker 16: the sound of screaming writers on Instagram. La City Council
Speaker 16: and Adriannasarian said the park is working to cut down
Speaker 16: on the sound.
Speaker 2: I'm Mark Mayfield that you live next to an amusement park.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you expect?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it means people are having fun or not.
Speaker 1: Screaming.
Speaker 2: It's like you just moved next door to Dave Mustaine.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be loud.
Speaker 2: Is he still with us?
Speaker 5: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, you know, this is where the
Speaker 1: fence line is, Dave. Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 7: I mean my property starts here, your starts there, so
Speaker 7: please don't cross it.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 7: I don't know if you have I don't understand why
Speaker 7: you don't understand, But if you have any other complaints,
Speaker 7: just to reach out to the HOA because I'm not
Speaker 7: gonna argue with you. What do you mean, Paul, keep
Speaker 7: it going, Pretend you're another member of Mega.
Speaker 1: Death Sweating Bullets. You don't get this bit.
Speaker 2: That's the song Oh.
Speaker 7: Oh oh God, the Orioles beat the Twins five to two.
Speaker 7: Bailey ober Got rocked six innings, eight hits, five runs.
Speaker 7: He gave up three home runs to the Baltimore Orioles.
Speaker 7: The Twins are now fifty nine and sixty two. They're
Speaker 7: three and a half back in the Division A game
Speaker 7: and a half back in the wild Card one game
Speaker 7: today against Baltimore at twelve forty Zebi Matthews for the
Speaker 7: Minnesota Twins and and tomorrow Field of Dreams going to
Speaker 7: that TV Iowa.
Speaker 2: No, Bony is right, yeah, sure, sure wow?
Speaker 3: And Jess Frashburn's beloved were there yesterday for the Saints game.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, good for that man? All right, I hope
Speaker 1: nobody saw this, did TV? By my TV?
Speaker 2: Round to the nearest multiple of one hundred?
Speaker 7: How many people attend the Major League Baseball game Field
Speaker 7: of Dreams?
Speaker 1: Rounded to the nearest hundred.
Speaker 2: Thirty five hundred.
Speaker 1: Fifty one hundred, I'll say eight thousand, three hundred sixty
Speaker 1: nine hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, Max, I thought you almost were gonna nail it.
Speaker 2: Seventy eight hundred.
Speaker 12: Oh wow, that's bigger than thought. Seventy's yeah. Well, good
Speaker 12: for Bony, Yeah man?
Speaker 1: How did he get tickets? They like win a lottery
Speaker 1: or something good question then also, how much are they?
Speaker 1: I bet got to be pretty exclusive. Yeah, let me
Speaker 1: look here, got to milk him like a cow from Kingpin. Oh,
Speaker 1: that guy got hurt. We don't have a cow.
Speaker 4: He's on the roller coaster.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Frenchman.
Speaker 4: TV got the answer.
Speaker 1: Uh, they are right now.
Speaker 2: You can get them.
Speaker 1: The cheapest is about four eighty six a ticket.
Speaker 2: Kyler Murray.
Speaker 7: Kyler Murray's on Sports Center right now. It looked like
Speaker 7: a seven year old that drew a beard on himself.
Speaker 4: He's so small, but he's not really in real life.
Speaker 1: No, but he just he just looks so tiny.
Speaker 7: Oh, he had like a beanie on and his hat
Speaker 7: looked like it was for an adult.
Speaker 4: Looks like me wearing a Magnum.
Speaker 1: A slide right up thereous is my turn of your turn?
Speaker 1: What really matters is this?
Speaker 4: So you're saying my turn.
Speaker 3: Sure, Exercising in really hot weather can be dangerous, but
Speaker 3: an expert say is going to be done with precautions,
Speaker 3: So be careful at their kiddos. Exercise in the morning
Speaker 3: and the evening on really hot days, especially if you're
Speaker 3: coaching kids. Once the temperatures over ninety for a heat index.
Speaker 3: That's when concerns starts going up. And when it hits
Speaker 3: one hundred and three for the heat index, that's when
Speaker 3: you might want to think about canceling practice for the day.
Speaker 3: So those of you out there starting football season and such,
Speaker 3: take care of the kiddos. Get them something to drink,
Speaker 3: or let them sit in the house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let them play video games? Yeah man, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: the new mad I'll learn something from it. Yeah. Are
Speaker 1: you guys already done with college football? I'll go back
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 2: I've gone back to it.
Speaker 1: You guys say this every year.
Speaker 7: Your love of that game lasts about two to three
Speaker 7: weeks and then it just disappears.
Speaker 1: Is it worth that much money for two or three
Speaker 1: weeks the fun?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, it absolutely is.
Speaker 3: I enjoy a ten dollars a cup of coffee for
Speaker 3: about thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: Good point, Yeah, well said, Yeah. He owns land in Scotland.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, money on that he makes?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And what do he spent on that game? I think
Speaker 1: he spends about a spin on gambling.
Speaker 3: True, But like, when was the last time either of
Speaker 3: you played it? I almost played last night, but a
Speaker 3: run out of time. It is one of those things
Speaker 3: when I get a hankering for it, and it's always there.
Speaker 3: I like to start the new season over and play
Speaker 3: through High School.
Speaker 1: You know, I think I played it last Friday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fun.
Speaker 3: Everybody's gonna walk by the PlayStation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my right, year, I hear, I'm a liar.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's right, but OC's correct. The part
Speaker 1: where you build up the player is the best part.
Speaker 1: Best part, man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't play thro high School?
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, you know, see if you can't diddle of
Speaker 3: the English teacher this day, jesus us what you've.
Speaker 4: Played the game?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Paul, calm down. He does consent.
Speaker 1: Yes, and it was a lady by the way, okay
Speaker 1: in my game?
Speaker 7: Yeah mine too, Yeah, same, mister Lynde question fall speed Ahead.
Speaker 7: The Links are at Portland tonight at nine o'clock. The
Speaker 7: Links are something like twelve and a half point favorites
Speaker 7: on DraftKings. They are twenty seven and seven. They've won
Speaker 7: twelve of their last thirteen, including the last two.
Speaker 2: What really matters, though.
Speaker 4: Is this, you're right about that we got to go
Speaker 4: to break.
Speaker 1: We're very late.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll give you what really matagsmen come back from
Speaker 4: this is that okay with you?
Speaker 1: Sure, we'll be right back.
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Speaker 3: All right, ladies and gentlemen, Yes, yes, Ben Leber will
Speaker 3: be joining us. Here's Ben from the Bennan podcast which
Speaker 3: is called Soundehorn, which is very very well done. Ben
Speaker 3: inside about how long the lease is going to be
Speaker 3: now that he's been named the starter.
Speaker 4: He being Kyler Morien, I think.
Speaker 1: It's pretty long.
Speaker 10: I mean outside of outside of him just having disastrous games,
Speaker 10: in him looking like he just can't pick up the offense,
Speaker 10: which is contrary to what all the reports are, even
Speaker 10: from Kevin O'Connell himself. I mean, it sounds like he's
Speaker 10: very happy with where he's at with the playbook, so
Speaker 10: I don't see that happening. So outside of absolute men
Speaker 10: told disaster, I think he's got a really long leash.
Speaker 10: And again the caveat is staying healthy. But as far
Speaker 10: as in them actually voluntarily pulling him, I just don't
Speaker 10: see that happening. I think they're gonna let him ride
Speaker 10: it out as as long as possible. So that's that'll be,
Speaker 10: that will be. I think less a Talkers this season
Speaker 10: goes along.
Speaker 3: Ben Lieber and Siaminson do the Sound the Horn podcast,
Speaker 3: which is a video podcast, which is the same.
Speaker 4: It's a viodcast video podcast Popula. It's great. Check it
Speaker 4: out Sound the Horn.
Speaker 3: Ben will be with us a little bit later today,
Speaker 3: and Si will be with us for our anniversary show
Speaker 3: at Treasure Island Resort.
Speaker 2: Good Point.
Speaker 7: Kelsey Cook, Chad Daniels, Siaminson, Tommy Ryman. Kelsey's Netflix special
Speaker 7: comes out in what something like five or six days.
Speaker 2: I think it's the eighteenth. That's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 4: It's coming right up.
Speaker 2: I was at that taping. It was great. Were you sure?
Speaker 16: Were you.
Speaker 4: Booing and flashing your d You.
Speaker 1: Were flashing your didn't say that, he asked, I asked,
Speaker 1: I did an answer. He's looking for confirmation.
Speaker 2: Get wicked, man.
Speaker 7: If you look at Kyler stats, his career touchdown interception
Speaker 7: ratio almost exactly two to one one hundred and twenty
Speaker 7: one touchdowns sixty interceptions.
Speaker 2: Right, that's two to one.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but almost every individual year like that just doesn't break.
Speaker 7: Let's watch. I mean he's had a couple of years
Speaker 7: where he's missed a lot of games. Yeah, here are
Speaker 7: his years, and just keep that two to one ratio
Speaker 7: in mind. Twenty and twelve, twenty six and twelve, twenty
Speaker 7: four and ten, fourteen and seven, ten and five, twenty
Speaker 7: one and eleven, six and three, super consistent that he's
Speaker 7: going to throw two touchdowns in one interception on a
Speaker 7: yearly basis. Two to one, solid, Right, you get to
Speaker 7: that three to one, four to one, five to one.
Speaker 7: Now you're talking in VP right when you're in that range.
Speaker 7: But two to ones fineish, right, solid?
Speaker 4: Yeah compared. Yeah, I mean let's go, you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, yeah, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: Let's see and we'll play five games last year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got a couple of Uh, he's not I
Speaker 3: wouldn't say he's injury prone. He's had a couple of
Speaker 3: big injuries.
Speaker 7: Yeah, two years in twenty twenty three, he only played
Speaker 7: eight games. In twenty twenty five and only played five games.
Speaker 3: So like, you know, his toe hurt this game, and
Speaker 3: then his shoulder hurt the next game, and then his
Speaker 3: arm hurt the you know, it's been like I think
Speaker 3: it was his foot and then something else, but they
Speaker 3: were big injuries.
Speaker 4: I think he's gonna be fine. I think he's good.
Speaker 1: He's great, all.
Speaker 2: Right, more of what really matters, right, isn't that right?
Speaker 7: There are six preseason games in the NFL tomorrow, including
Speaker 7: the Packers at the Steelers.
Speaker 4: Man, man, dudes, it's football season.
Speaker 7: And Aaron Rodgers, well not according to Aaron Rodgers, because
Speaker 7: he was asked about preseason football and Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2: Quote, that's not real football.
Speaker 1: Well he sucks.
Speaker 2: So somebody was like, so you don't you don't see
Speaker 2: any value for yourself and he goes, not really and
Speaker 2: he said it with the Aaron Rodgers face where you know,
Speaker 2: he said, uh, you know, not so much you could
Speaker 2: read between the lines, and he wanted to say it
Speaker 2: much much stronger than that, and normally he would.
Speaker 4: But he's been playing since Aggon was a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the days of your right playing before the
Speaker 1: iPhone was a thing. Sure, what else was he playing since?
Speaker 1: Probably right when Facebook started and MySpace before on Twitter
Speaker 1: was a thing. He's been playing in the NFL.
Speaker 2: And yeah, because so far you're just naming technology timelines.
Speaker 1: He's been playing before the puck Pack. Oh that was
Speaker 1: in the nineties.
Speaker 4: You were in the nineties. That was your daddy going
Speaker 4: to the nineties.
Speaker 1: He did, he dabbled, you know what I mean? It
Speaker 1: was after you were born.
Speaker 2: You're fine.
Speaker 4: I wish it had been like the day you were conceived.
Speaker 4: Instead he was the nineties.
Speaker 2: Why do I have to explain I have to go
Speaker 2: in to the nineties without dabbling.
Speaker 1: He can't.
Speaker 2: Can't help himself. It's got to dabble.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, good for my dad, the old dabbling diddley.
Speaker 2: What that's how that's what we call it, the double
Speaker 2: d ye.
Speaker 1: What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a new quarter pound cheeseburger meal at
Speaker 3: McDonald's like the puck Pack. Taco Bell fans in Minnesota
Speaker 3: can now check out the brand new kitchen X design
Speaker 3: in the Twin Cities u Southwest Metro. New Hope based
Speaker 3: Border Foods, one of the nation's largest Taco Bell franchisees,
Speaker 3: which I didn't know with a New Hope is behind
Speaker 3: the new Taco Bell and Carver Commons developed, but just
Speaker 3: off a highway two twelve in Carver. Kitchen X is
Speaker 3: what they're calling it.
Speaker 1: Have you seen these?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Is it the one same one that's in like champ Yeah,
Speaker 1: almost Champlain. What I don't know, what is it? Maybe
Speaker 1: maybe going off to six ten by the highve Uh.
Speaker 3: This one, by the way, is the first restaurant in Minnesota.
Speaker 3: The feature sleek technology forward Kitchen X layout. So it's
Speaker 3: a little different but looks the same bigger.
Speaker 13: I guess, well, it's less It seems like it's there's
Speaker 13: more indoor seating, right, and it's less dependent on the drive.
Speaker 4: Here's what it says.
Speaker 3: The design features twice as many windows. It offers customers.
Speaker 3: They look inside the kitchen, which is separated from the
Speaker 3: guest areas with a glass partition.
Speaker 1: M hmm.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Here's you know, I'm not there going to a Taco zoo, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, I just want.
Speaker 2: My food, I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know, like like the Final Home from Lambeau. Oh, brilliant,
Speaker 1: the big house. Yeah, I don't know. Does that matter?
Speaker 2: Do you really want to see how Taco Bell is made?
Speaker 1: I just want.
Speaker 7: I mean again, I tacoed my life, but yeah, I
Speaker 7: just want my food quickly. I think the one in
Speaker 7: the one in Vegas they have you can watch your
Speaker 7: food be made. Oh yeah, yeah, that one's great because
Speaker 7: you can order on a screen and then you just
Speaker 7: put in funny names and then they say it over
Speaker 7: the loud speakers, such as like Sean one time, instead
Speaker 7: of an A for his name, he put a Q,
Speaker 7: so it was Sequin t.
Speaker 1: It was very funny. It was very funny. I don't
Speaker 1: know why it was real funny. We laughed a lot.
Speaker 1: Now we've been drinking since eight am, but it was
Speaker 1: still funny. We have no interest in what's going on
Speaker 1: with what other names?
Speaker 2: If you put on the tackle bell board at.
Speaker 1: Smini Um Dusty Man probably Drew p. Wiener that always
Speaker 1: could talk. Will you do that if anybody wants to?
Speaker 7: And if any of the roops are listening, they're like,
Speaker 7: I'm going to join you guys in November for your
Speaker 7: twenty fifth anniversary party in Vegas. If they see you
Speaker 7: anywhere near there, are you willing to walk up and
Speaker 7: do that bit with the listeners?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? What name will you put up there? Probably
Speaker 1: Dusty mon Okay, Hawks, Dandy and I are going there
Speaker 1: in two weeks?
Speaker 2: Is it just to get out of the fair. That's
Speaker 2: two weeks from tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I problems. We can't wait two weeks from man, people
Speaker 1: are starting to post photos of like the fries and
Speaker 1: the cheese curds.
Speaker 4: How can you still like it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What days are we going?
Speaker 5: Do we know?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tuesday night and Saturday afternoon?
Speaker 1: Correct, Saturday afternoon?
Speaker 4: Okay, what time? Because I was under the.
Speaker 2: Thought it was noon to too, yes, but I don't
Speaker 2: know if appens come from that.
Speaker 3: That night and I was told by somebody who obviously
Speaker 3: was wrong.
Speaker 4: Thank gosh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's night so uh noon?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Good, I get a gig that evening.
Speaker 1: I believe, if you're listening right now, power Trippers, I
Speaker 1: believe it's the night of September first and the early
Speaker 1: afternoon of September fifth.
Speaker 3: That's right, first and the fifth. Yeah cool, yeah, I'll
Speaker 3: be with you guys early on. Then I got to
Speaker 3: walk over to the uh what it's the stage something bizarre? Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How bizarre?
Speaker 1: Yeah? We play it that gig open the at the fair?
Speaker 1: Yeah cool?
Speaker 4: Man to two different shows.
Speaker 1: Sweet Yeah, it'll be fun. Yeah, fun. Yeah, you're not
Speaker 1: performing this year me, Yeah no, but I'm excited. I like, uh,
Speaker 1: this will shock all of you. I like the food
Speaker 1: at the fair. That's a huge bitch. I didn't think
Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, think about it, like, uh, the deep
Speaker 1: fried pickles is a good point.
Speaker 2: They have a pretty good food at that fair.
Speaker 1: I would like to do choice.
Speaker 2: I would like to walk I can't wait.
Speaker 3: I'd like to walk around with a uves my wool.
Speaker 4: What are those bullhorns?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like megaphones, megaphone and that sound effect.
Speaker 3: And every time he takes a bite, that's a huge bitch, Bud,
Speaker 3: just you walking inside and you're just you're trying to
Speaker 3: get away from me and you can't because every time
Speaker 3: you eat another piece of What if.
Speaker 1: We just said this button following saws around the fair?
Speaker 1: Sat Sam late that Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 3: What if every time he takes a bite somebody goes
Speaker 3: that's a huge bitch and he turns around says, hawk,
Speaker 3: please quit in that button and I'm not even there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's somebody else.
Speaker 7: That's why I need to win the power Ball tonight
Speaker 7: so I can pay like six little people to dresses
Speaker 7: zoom balloopas and follow you around the fair and sing
Speaker 7: songs after every time you eat. You're over indulging, I don't.
Speaker 2: I mean sneak cat save saloom for late so fats,
Speaker 2: so Fats. I'm not that found now I know you're not. No,
Speaker 2: this was a bit. I still want to pay people
Speaker 2: to follow you around and taunt you.
Speaker 1: I have a half a billion dollars by tomorrow. I'm
Speaker 1: going to do that at the State Fair.
Speaker 2: Just just be be warned.
Speaker 7: You know, like I've said forever, that Bonus convinced me
Speaker 7: to change my mind, and now I would remain anonymous.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, if you have a group of broom oolomopas follow
Speaker 7: when you are on the State Fair and singing clearly
Speaker 7: pre practice choreograph songs.
Speaker 1: And dances, just know I'm insanely rich.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, well, see that'd be great?
Speaker 1: Would it be great?
Speaker 7: I mean, because I'm going to pay them to follow
Speaker 7: you from start to finish, from the parking lot to
Speaker 7: the parking lot.
Speaker 5: When you can't say York crank, I can see it now,
Speaker 5: Oh we're bragging. What do you do when you can't
Speaker 5: see your crank?
Speaker 2: But in the next line, B you're a good Yeah,
Speaker 2: you like rhyming when you improv what the next line b.
Speaker 1: The next line would be, look for a tremendously no,
Speaker 1: look for a tremendous skank that rhymes with crank, skank crank.
Speaker 1: You said, I can't rhyme to my attorney, your turn.
Speaker 1: I think it's mine.
Speaker 7: A couple of days ago, we talked about the shortstop
Speaker 7: for the quote, Vegas A's Jacob Wilson and his record
Speaker 7: streak of errorless baseball games unbelievable. Yesterday, it briefly came
Speaker 7: to an end because he had an air and throw,
Speaker 7: but the error call was overturned and changed to a
Speaker 7: fielder's choice, So it's it continues one hundred and thirteen
Speaker 7: straight games. Previous all time record at shortstop was one
Speaker 7: to ten. He's extended his own streak to one thirteen.
Speaker 7: The last time he had an error July sixth of
Speaker 7: twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 5: I mean?
Speaker 1: Is anybody complaining that that wasn't legit?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: Not in the story that I read. But I only
Speaker 2: read one story, so nope, I think it's legit.
Speaker 1: I think we're good. One thirteen Pretty cool? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I really care, but I am
Speaker 1: going to follow it?
Speaker 5: Why not?
Speaker 1: It's like whoever, I don't remember who said it a
Speaker 1: day or two ago.
Speaker 2: It's like whenever a baseball record is broken, it's kind
Speaker 2: of insane because they've been playing baseball forever and this
Speaker 2: is the longest streak in the history of shortstops.
Speaker 1: Pretty cool, right, Parker Fox gets it? He passed away.
Speaker 2: Are you impressed Parker by errorless baseball?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, see he likes it. Oh. What really matters though,
Speaker 1: is this.
Speaker 3: It was on this date, ladies and gentlemen, in the
Speaker 3: year nineteen sixty four. Today, by the way, August twelfth,
Speaker 3: that British author and journalist Ian Fleming, guy, do you
Speaker 3: know who are what?
Speaker 1: Ian Fleming wrote?
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, what about you?
Speaker 4: Suscy?
Speaker 1: Yeah what?
Speaker 2: James bondaild it? Good job, the.
Speaker 4: World's most famous fictional spy. Now listen. Ian Fleming fascinating life.
Speaker 3: First of all, I only live to be fifty six
Speaker 3: out of a heart attack on this date at fifty six.
Speaker 3: Of course, his series of novels about the Debonair agent
Speaker 3: Double O seven was based in part on his own
Speaker 3: real life experiences. Ian Lancaster Filming was born into a
Speaker 3: well to do family in London in nineteen oh eight.
Speaker 3: As an adult, he worked as a foreign correspondent, a stockbroker,
Speaker 3: and a personal assistant to Britain's Director of Naval Intelligence
Speaker 3: during World War Two, experiences that would all provide fodder
Speaker 3: for the Bond novels. The first book was Casino Casino Royale,
Speaker 3: which was nineteen fifty three in all filming. Wrote twelve
Speaker 3: novels and two short story collections about Double O seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wow, interesting life, if you know anything about that.
Speaker 2: I probably should have been more into the Bond movies
Speaker 2: than I have been, because I've only seen like two
Speaker 2: or three of them.
Speaker 10: Really.
Speaker 7: I played the hell out of gold That Eye, but
Speaker 7: our whole generation did. Oh yeah, but I've seen Casino Royale.
Speaker 7: I think I think I saw Quantum of Sauce, but
Speaker 7: I'm not one hundred percent sure. And I'm pretty sure
Speaker 7: I saw a skyfall and that might be it. Because
Speaker 7: I never saw Golden Eye. I didn't see any of.
Speaker 2: The Pierce Brazen ones. I've never seen any of the
Speaker 2: Sean Connery ones.
Speaker 1: You never saw anyone shunk, No, No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should have been more into those.
Speaker 2: I've seen all the Bourne movies, the Jason Bourne movies,
Speaker 2: kick ass.
Speaker 4: I mean that is just a he's a badasser, yeah, James.
Speaker 1: Correct, yep, Yeah, I don't know, man, I do like
Speaker 1: the the The poker scene in Casino Royale is ridiculous,
Speaker 1: super ridiculous, ridiculous, But who cares old We think they
Speaker 1: would nail that.
Speaker 4: But whereever Oldie and Fleming was a pipe player.
Speaker 1: Oh is that right? Really? The world is not enough,
Speaker 1: sir Ian Fleming? There you go. Have you guys seen
Speaker 1: most or all of the Bond movies?
Speaker 4: Some of them?
Speaker 2: Most of them? Say most? Yeah, Parker a most most?
Speaker 1: Really? No kidding? Watch them? Yeah they're good? Oh hell yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: A trual question.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He's the opening song for the new Bond film.
Speaker 2: How many Bond movies has Daniel Craig done?
Speaker 1: And can you name all of them? Casino Royale, The
Speaker 1: Solace one four incorrect? Anybody else know? Can you name
Speaker 1: all of the Daniel Craig Bond sky Fall.
Speaker 2: One quantum of solid sky Fall, No Time to Die
Speaker 2: and you're missing one? There's five total? Twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1: The Curse of Dusty Mister Ma's one word and it
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Speaker 13: The Hawk.
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Speaker 4: No, it's one.
Speaker 9: Okay, dated at least that's the one that was Christoph Waltz,
Speaker 9: right or Christoph Spector.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't see it, not sure, but I think
Speaker 1: you're right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm thinking right it is. I just said I
Speaker 3: think I've seen all of them. I don't think I
Speaker 3: ever saw that one.
Speaker 1: That one's really good. Weird.
Speaker 4: Okay, we got a new quarterback.
Speaker 3: We got Ben Leeber, we got Dave Schwartz, we got
Speaker 3: Parker Fox, we got to cast the thousands.
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