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Speaker 1: What's up everybody, and thank you you have just tuned

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Speaker 1: in to Realize on Real Radio one of four point one.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host tonight, mister James Yan, and we are

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Speaker 1: in nightcap of comedy.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back out after the holiday.

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Speaker 1: I'm joined in virtual studio with some really good friends

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Speaker 1: of mine, fellow comedians that you all know in love.

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Speaker 1: First off, the man the myth who helped start all

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Speaker 1: this over nine years ago. I'm talking about Miguel Cologne.

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Speaker 1: Don't you forget about the junior. He know who his

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Speaker 1: daddy is, Miguil. What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 4: What's up?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 4: Hey?

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Speaker 5: I realized something as I've been traveling this past week,

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Speaker 5: because I've been on the road a lot in the

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Speaker 5: past two weeks, I've listened to a lot.

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Speaker 4: Of dateline murder mysteries.

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Speaker 5: And I realized I would be a garbage juror because

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Speaker 5: the minute broke because they're like, Kevin and Linda were

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Speaker 5: together for twelve years, but then when Linda disappeared, Kevin

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Speaker 5: he didn't really check for her.

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh he did it, yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And then they're like, but they were able to

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Speaker 5: prove that Kevin was at work during the murders.

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Speaker 4: However, her co worker Lance had a car that matched it.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh Lance killed her. However, Lance at the

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Speaker 4: airport and I'm like, oh.

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Speaker 5: We're so it was back to Kevin right.

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Speaker 4: I'm just like the first person.

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Speaker 5: They're like this dude, I'm like, yeah, oh yeah, he

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Speaker 5: killed It makes sense, wrapped up, let's go to.

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Speaker 6: Look got him to judge like he man, I think we.

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Speaker 5: Get into the trial and if you want to wrap

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Speaker 5: this one up and get us.

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Speaker 4: To another one, I need all the evidence.

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Speaker 5: Just let me look at everybody to do with a

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Speaker 5: glass eye.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, he's the rapist.

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Speaker 5: Sure, he's the victim. I don't know, you're gonna have

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Speaker 5: to redo this one because that eyes letting me know.

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Speaker 2: Bro, That's why my man, Miguel Colone not belong in

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Speaker 2: the justice.

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Speaker 5: Why don't go to Jerseys That's why whenever I get

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Speaker 5: a Jerry notice.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, Nah, you don't want me there, you don't.

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Speaker 3: Want me there. Hilarious fish to fry. That's it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, the next member of our mary Man Man, you

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Speaker 1: know I'm your love. When we call him the godfather

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Speaker 1: of Orlando comedy, but today he never disappoints he has

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Speaker 1: another nickname.

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Speaker 2: It's the handy man, Ken Miller, Ken, what's going on?

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Speaker 3: Handyman?

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 6: First of all, Miguel, you always know who guilty because

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Speaker 6: at forty five minutes, whoever they I'm telling you, I

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Speaker 6: watched dateline religiously. At the forty five minute mark, whoever

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Speaker 6: they start talking about, that's the kill.

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Speaker 3: Tell him, I don't know what it is. I'll be

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Speaker 3: timing it, James forty.

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Speaker 6: Two, forty five minutes and they be like Kevin, you'd

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Speaker 6: be like, yeah, you.

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Speaker 4: Right on it.

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Speaker 5: And then I got another one for you. If at

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Speaker 5: all their interview and everybody, and James is at his house,

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Speaker 5: Ken is at his house, Jeff is at his house.

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Speaker 5: And then they interviewed me, and I look exactly like

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Speaker 5: I look now in screen, with one solid colored wall

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Speaker 5: behind me and a blue collar buttoned all the way up,

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Speaker 5: and they're only showing me from the.

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Speaker 4: Chest and head up. It's because I'm in prison. They

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Speaker 4: try to fake it around.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes they're like Kyle was her neighbor, and he's like yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: you know. And then and they try to like James

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Speaker 5: is sitting there with his wife petting his main coon cat,

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Speaker 5: Ken is sitting there smoking ribs as he's talking. Chef's

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Speaker 5: in the office. I'm behind a white wall with a

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Speaker 5: buttoned up blue collar tea and a tear drop on

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Speaker 5: my eye. We worked together over at spread for eight years.

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Speaker 5: And I tell you what you know. Hold on real quick, hey, Lightning,

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Speaker 5: I catch you in the yard and put a ship.

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Speaker 4: Through your throat. Give me them six new ports. So

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Speaker 4: I don't know what happened to Rebecca.

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Speaker 3: Good question.

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Speaker 6: Back around fixing the house. I had somebody to put

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Speaker 6: some was in the crib, yeah, and and he cut

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Speaker 6: my neighbor's cable, so they had to get it fixed.

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Speaker 6: And then once he dug it up, he say, oh,

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Speaker 6: and by the way, you got a hole in the

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Speaker 6: sprinkler line, so water is shooting up outside to dig

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Speaker 6: that up, and so I have to PBC pipe cut

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Speaker 6: or cut it and then put I told.

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Speaker 3: Him, I said, I'll do it myself. Yeah, you know

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Speaker 3: what I do.

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Speaker 2: You're done, Thank you.

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Speaker 5: My BBC pipe and cut the power to the neighborhood.

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Speaker 6: I'm sitting there with the sprinklers on. I was like,

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Speaker 6: why is it a puddle of water over there? And

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Speaker 6: I go look in the hole. Way we dug up

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Speaker 6: to get to the PBC pipe, I mean the water

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Speaker 6: just shooting.

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Speaker 1: It was like Kim, the dude you hired was literally

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Speaker 1: handyman from a little coloring.

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Speaker 4: And you get rid of the Mexican's.

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Speaker 6: Hey, it's funny you say that. True stories that my

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Speaker 6: next neighbor is actually Cuban and he got everything I do.

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Speaker 6: I don't care what if I need something? This, I said,

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Speaker 6: hold up, man, I got it, he says. See it's

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Speaker 6: important to have a Mexican living next door to you.

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to tell y'all the phone numbers to everybody.

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Speaker 4: Latin's got the tools.

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Speaker 3: All right, he got everything, bro, gotcha.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the one, the only, Jeffrey Batman Kaufman.

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 2: Oh, he frows, Jeff, Yeah, I'll answer for it.

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Speaker 6: Batman, Jeff big you know, like a jug about.

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Speaker 4: Uhh, that's because Ken the dude who's fixing you.

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Speaker 2: You're not wrong, man, that's so funny.

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Speaker 1: That's so funny, so real quick, everybody, I know, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: go ahead here.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, I had a good time.

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Speaker 7: Man to ten days doing nothing.

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Speaker 8: Uh went to Vegas so a lot.

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Speaker 7: I went to Vegas.

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Speaker 3: How was it?

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Speaker 8: I'm I'm gonna try to I'm gonna pop out.

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Speaker 7: There's something wrong with the connection. I don't know what

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Speaker 7: it is, but get coming up.

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Speaker 1: With technical right now. He's gonna pop out and he's

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Speaker 1: gonna pop bag in.

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Speaker 4: I'll answer for Jeff right now.

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Speaker 3: Vegas.

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Speaker 4: Uh, you know nothing, big me.

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Speaker 5: Dan Newlan, Uh the iyatolat.

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Speaker 3: And uh yeah.

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Speaker 5: Dan Newlan was like I'd like, I'd like a Cuban

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Speaker 5: sandwich and the eyelshold.

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Speaker 4: It was like, I'd like a Cuban sandwich.

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Speaker 5: So you know, we bought Cuba, took one of those

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Speaker 5: big bicycles with the floating tires.

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Speaker 4: We tattled all the way over there. And I went

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Speaker 4: and saw Robo Castro.

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Speaker 5: You guys don't know about that, but you know he's uh,

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Speaker 5: he's in the the ass guardian armor suit. I said,

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Speaker 5: Robo Castro, what's up with a Cuban and uh, you

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Speaker 5: know we agree, women suck Batman, What do you think, Craig, Craig.

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Speaker 1: Liftft bro, that's hilarious as hell?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 2: Did you feed uh the normal suspects? Ken was Dwayne, Chris?

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Speaker 3: You know I did asual suspects.

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Speaker 6: Dwayne and his girlfriend actually came over here and okay,

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Speaker 6: and Chris, he was in Coco with his family, so

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Speaker 6: I just made him five plates.

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Speaker 3: And brought him to this. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: But I didn't go overboard this year, like you know

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Speaker 6: how normally we three turkeys and blah blah blah.

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Speaker 3: We didn't go over board.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 6: We were simple. We got a turkey, We did black

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Speaker 6: eyed peas. We did two mac and cheeses because she

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Speaker 6: green beans and potatoes. She did two pies, corn bread

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Speaker 3: We were super super.

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Speaker 6: Super like like it's almost gone and our Thanksgiving food

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Speaker 6: is never you know what I mean? We usually by Monday,

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Speaker 6: we still got enough that we could feed.

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Speaker 3: Like ten people.

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Speaker 2: That's why I was asking you before we started recording. Man,

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Speaker 2: you still got leftovers.

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Speaker 3: Right now, you get the fridge.

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Speaker 6: They about to go in the trash because the trash

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Speaker 6: come tomorrow. So yeah, so yesterday, I you know it

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Speaker 6: was yesterday, shout out to my baby.

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Speaker 3: It was our eleven year meter.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes man university.

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Speaker 6: And I'm like, so you know we had we had

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Speaker 6: spent so much money, like I'm just gonna cook dinner.

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Speaker 6: What what do you want? And she's ample knowledge that

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Speaker 6: ain't romantic And I never made I was gonna.

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Speaker 1: Say, I never remember you telling me James, I'm making

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Speaker 1: up bananas over here.

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Speaker 6: Son, And they came out fantastic, all right, shout out

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Speaker 6: of the camp man. It came out fantastic. I tell you,

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Speaker 6: by the time, if you can read, you can cook.

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Speaker 2: Thank you if you're on the recipe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, the recipe if you can read. When people like, man,

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Speaker 3: I'm not to cook, I.

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Speaker 4: Can't boil water just like you.

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Speaker 5: Want me to make you something neat nah baby.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I got to point out real quick, Ken, you

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Speaker 1: got the uh Christmas decorations up in the back.

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Speaker 2: Why your nut crackers got a gangst.

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Speaker 6: The lean man, they.

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Speaker 4: Do these nutcrackers.

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Speaker 3: I think it's the way my camera is.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I'm like, why like that? I think because my

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Speaker 6: camera looking up like that. Yeah, so we actually got

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Speaker 6: to pull all that stuff out. The kids will be

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Speaker 6: over tomorrow, so we'll probably start pulling stuff out and

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Speaker 6: getting ready. But yes, it's because they black. Of course,

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Speaker 6: you know, I know, yeah, you know, I know every

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Speaker 6: thing if senta's black, Jesus black, everything we buying something's black.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Well, she got this black John m

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Speaker 3: K Jr.

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Speaker 2: That is funny.

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Speaker 4: Black JFK. He didn't even get he gets sniped. He

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Speaker 4: got shot in the chest of the dice.

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Speaker 6: Game where she got black jam k from We got

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Speaker 3: Black Lady is funny.

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Speaker 1: Hey, it's not even a dude, it's an actual Lincoln.

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Speaker 4: Hey.

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Speaker 3: Hey, hey, Lincoln got the hot top like the kid.

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Speaker 3: That's funny. Said, it's a Lincoln continent.

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Speaker 4: We threated a bunch of white people. I don't know

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Speaker 4: if this is historically accurate. Doctor is how it happened?

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Speaker 3: Doctor Ubar is funny.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, man, so we gotta we gotta start getting y'all

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Speaker 3: We ain't even we gotta pull lives out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like your in the front yards, all over the

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Speaker 2: Uh inside we got everything decorated.

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Speaker 4: With James or do you all do it?

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Speaker 2: Or my mother in law doesn't. And she's so happy.

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Speaker 3: I'm like what.

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Speaker 2: She brings me over.

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Speaker 5: James.

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Speaker 4: What did black Santa Claus give you for Christmas? James?

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Speaker 4: My bike?

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Speaker 1: Yes, disappointment. I had two black men in my life

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, he's like, man, man, you know, don't do heights.

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Speaker 3: Open the damn door and they're gonna fight out.

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Speaker 1: Man, you go, brother, take that, take that. I know

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm good now, man, I promise when you leave

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Speaker 7: The car don't start, I mean everything, everything goes to hell.

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Speaker 8: You don't use anything in ten days and nothing works

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your car won't start, which is crazy because you

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Speaker 2: Dude, what happened?

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Speaker 7: No, you don't hear this. Triple A batteries.

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Speaker 8: I'm say this every time Triple A puts a new battery,

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Speaker 8: He goes, you're gonna need a new battery. So what's

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Speaker 8: he looked at me. Well, I said, well you.

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Speaker 7: Put it in May. It says three year battery on

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Speaker 7: your floor right now, So I guess I'm good. And

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Speaker 7: he looked at me all disappointed. It was amazing.

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Speaker 8: The guy's, oh, we got to give you a free battery.

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Speaker 7: For our broke ass battery.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 8: And then he tried to explain to me how the

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Speaker 7: I was like, okay, all right.

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Speaker 3: Don't give me a new battery.

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Speaker 6: They get you. Oh man, that sounded like me and worked.

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Speaker 3: We had.

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Speaker 6: We just hired somebody new and I threatened to beat

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Speaker 4: Oh wait a.

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Speaker 2: Minute, hold on, tell us when you get back.

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Speaker 1: When we get back, Hen's gonna tell us why he

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Speaker 1: almost got a.

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Speaker 2: Rested for Quanta. Don't go nowhere.

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Speaker 1: Le'll be right back with more hilarity right here on

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Speaker 1: Real Last, Real Radio four point one. Well, come back, everybody,

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Speaker 1: you're still listening to Real Lass on Real Radio One

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Speaker 1: on four point one is me James John Ken Miller

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Speaker 1: AKA and the Handyman, Miguel Colone Junior and Jeffrey Batman coffin.

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Speaker 2: We are Real Lass your night cap of comedy.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: Before we went on break Ken was telling us that

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Speaker 1: he got a new employee where he works at and

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Speaker 1: he already threatened to do for some real ye maintain dominance.

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Speaker 2: Can what happened with the new guy that you already

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Speaker 2: want to whoop the gas.

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Speaker 6: So he ain't here the threat I love everybody else

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Speaker 6: because he had left. But now he was like he knew,

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Speaker 6: but he was like asking for all this stuff, Like

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Speaker 6: he was like, Yo, the parking garage smells like urine.

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Speaker 6: Yeah it's downtown Orlando. Oh yeah, it's unacceptable. And then

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Speaker 6: some other stuff happened. And then we got a chat

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Speaker 6: group in our team where we talk about other teams

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Speaker 3: He took a screenshot and send it to the other team.

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Speaker 7: What whoa whoa?

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Speaker 3: I said, I gotta beat this.

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Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, smell a young dude, Kaufman, you young kid.

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Speaker 7: See, you can't trust them, you under thirty. I don't

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Speaker 7: trust you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I got you.

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Speaker 7: Raised differently, you got participation trophies.

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Speaker 4: I don't tell me his phone number.

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Speaker 5: Man, I'm gonna start a really really bad group chat

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Speaker 5: with him as we can get fired. I'm just me

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Speaker 5: and every time about send the horrible meme and be like, Yo,

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Speaker 5: this last meme you sent me on Instagram's hilarious, thank you,

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Speaker 5: thank you.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna type him two words it's John read and

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Speaker 1: see what happens, yo, Yeah, just see what happened.

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Speaker 4: Yo had a third word in there, innocent.

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Speaker 6: Oh wow, bro oh my god, oh one to night man.

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Speaker 2: It gotta be we got it.

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 6: I was talking to some after the show because they

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Speaker 6: thought I did comedy like full time, and I was like, no,

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Speaker 6: actually have a day job. They was like, how, like

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Speaker 6: you're so you're so funny, Like how why are you

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Speaker 6: working a day job? I said, because apparently you ain't

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Speaker 6: seeing these comedy checks.

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Speaker 3: Probably you don't know what my comedy look like, you

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Speaker 1: I'm like, people really think we make a lot when

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Speaker 1: the club they really do. They're like, oh, you're making thousands, right.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I got baiting chicken for not.

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Speaker 4: Even I had to buy my blue cheese. Yeah, all

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Speaker 4: a cart, Yeah, these seventy charges. You had a couple

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Speaker 4: of blue cheeses? Are you right?

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Speaker 2: You're right, You're right, You're right. Hey, you want to

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Speaker 2: upgrade and get breading on that chicken?

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Speaker 6: That's why I'm always shocked when I need a new comic,

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Speaker 6: especially yeah comic, and they old. I'm like, like you

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Speaker 6: in your forties and fifties, like do you know what

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Speaker 6: you're about to get?

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Speaker 7: Like?

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Speaker 6: Are you are you in in front of money, Like

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Speaker 6: what you do you know what you're about to get

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Speaker 6: into right now?

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Speaker 1: They don't know, or they make enough money and they

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Speaker 1: don't care. They don't care. The money's not important to them.

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Speaker 1: Like what's the doctor that does his DN He's like

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Speaker 1: our age man. So he'll go do gigs that don't

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Speaker 1: really pay a lot because he a doctor.

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Speaker 3: He just likes.

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Speaker 5: It's when I meet comics that aren't funny, that are

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Speaker 5: old doing this, and I'm like, stop, go play pickleball, homie, golf, golf.

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Speaker 3: There's so many things.

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Speaker 4: Cheat on your wife Friday night, you know, go cruising

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Speaker 4: for dudes. There's so many things you can do.

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Speaker 5: Man, go find that gloryhole at the homekeeper, tap your

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Speaker 5: foot on wine.

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Speaker 4: Whatever.

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Speaker 3: Man, it's you you, but.

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Speaker 6: You gotta do you got Yeah, you ain't got it.

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Speaker 6: You ain't got the open mic. If you are a

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Speaker 6: little wild, you don't, man. But yeah, that lady was shocked.

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Speaker 6: She was like, yo you. I'm like, but she said,

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Speaker 6: what you want this?

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Speaker 4: You did that?

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Speaker 6: I said, yeah that man, that on that don't mean nothing.

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Speaker 5: You to watch be rabbit just swept the chiniki. Then

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Speaker 5: he had to go back to work. Work were like

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Speaker 5: work accurate eight miles, the most accurate dream chasing movie

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Speaker 4: You did it, can't now what are you gonna do?

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Speaker 4: Get back before they fired my ass.

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Speaker 3: I gotta go back to work. Money money.

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Speaker 1: I saw shout out to mister Froud seven Kevin Dean.

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Speaker 1: He made a post the other day and I was like,

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Speaker 2: The post that he made, he.

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Speaker 1: Goes man, I was just at a comedy club. Then

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Speaker 1: I was just performing. People love me, but I'm back

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Speaker 1: at work. Nobody gives a damn about what I just

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Speaker 3: That's how it feels.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 2: You come back king of the world.

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Speaker 1: When you get back to that cubicle, they're like, all right, man,

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Speaker 1: we still need the PF five reports.

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Speaker 2: Good job every body.

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Speaker 3: Damn.

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Speaker 1: But I said to everybody when we first got on

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Speaker 1: the show, I had a really good weekend as far

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Speaker 1: as comedy for the first time. When it comes to

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Speaker 1: a Thanksgiving weekend. I don't know if people know this,

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Speaker 1: but usually holiday weekends can be rough for comedy shows

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Speaker 1: because you never know if people are gonna show up

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Speaker 1: or people are just gonna stay home and get drunk

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Speaker 1: So shout out to the signings.

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Speaker 3: It was really good.

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Speaker 2: I was working with Nick Masic. We had a really

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Speaker 1: It was actually busy, so God bless Ken. You did

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Speaker 1: some really good shows. Our founding father and mister Denn

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Speaker 1: the Sea.

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Speaker 2: Bowl, the woman created this.

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Speaker 3: So we had so much fun. Man.

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Speaker 6: It was me, Miguel Rob smiles, Chris I angry texting

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Speaker 6: our feature and Devin clothes and like I said before

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Speaker 6: we came.

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Speaker 3: On, we just don't get to do shows together, you

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Speaker 6: Saying, Like we really, we rarely rarely get to do

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Speaker 3: It's just cool, bro is it's cool? Like his that

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I called his wife. They're not officially married.

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Speaker 6: You got a year old daughter, and we were gonna

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Speaker 6: She's like, yeah, she's on the date.

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Speaker 3: I said, well, well, what we waiting on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why we ain't over there right now, asking her.

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Speaker 6: Miguel, and then she was like, well, what she's with

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Speaker 6: the son and the mama there too.

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Speaker 3: I said, we beat that too.

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Speaker 1: Damn, everybody get beat.

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Speaker 3: Up in the moment.

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Speaker 2: Come on, Ray Rice.

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Speaker 3: Floor, damn can get a ass kick too, Bro, that's

454
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Speaker 3: what we said. It's like when they beat up. Yeah, yeah,

455
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Speaker 3: that's funny.

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Speaker 5: I cut back off. Beat up eye bloody. He can't

457
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Speaker 5: say what happened. He played soccer man. He had a

458
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Speaker 5: lot of agility.

459
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Speaker 4: Was on the point.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's mama got hands and jameson.

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Speaker 6: That's when the conversation with because we were talking about

462
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Speaker 6: fighting our kids, and I was like, if Junior was

463
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Speaker 6: a lied my son or whooped.

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Speaker 1: My I'll tell you right now, I got nothing on

465
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Speaker 1: my kids. But yet I'll tell you my kids a

466
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Speaker 1: beefy like they're not. They young and young.

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Speaker 3: Kenny was Kenny with the golds gym. Yeah, the wheel waits.

468
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Speaker 2: I won't even go to a bungle gym.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you guys, last summer. Last summer was

470
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Speaker 4: the last time I have.

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Speaker 5: Been in a fight, and I probably hadn't been in

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Speaker 5: a fight in like five years. Since there, and then

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Speaker 5: from that one five years had been like a decade.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 4: Guess when I had to get in a fight with

476
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Speaker 4: one of the Disney college kids who tried.

477
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Speaker 5: To fight, let me tell you what happened, Guys.

478
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Speaker 4: He was drunk and fighting. I was fighting for my life.

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Speaker 4: That's the difference.

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Speaker 5: That's the difference because and I will say this, in

481
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Speaker 5: his mind, he was like, what's up your fat man?

482
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Speaker 4: You want it?

483
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Speaker 5: And my mind was like I can't die. Honest to God,

484
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Speaker 5: every swing, every everything I did was to destroy this

485
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Speaker 5: creature so that I could live.

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Speaker 4: And there's literally.

487
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Speaker 5: A part where we were like kind of wrapping up

488
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Speaker 5: with each and this wasn't like, hey ma, I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: take truth.

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Speaker 3: Man.

491
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Speaker 5: This was probably two two and a half minutes before

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Speaker 5: it ended. But you know I didn't have three and

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Speaker 5: a half minutes in me.

494
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Speaker 4: He could have gone all night. He could have gone.

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Speaker 5: He was like, he was like Captain America. I could

496
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Speaker 5: do this all night. I was like crapped in America.

497
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Speaker 5: And when he came back with the stones, I.

498
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Speaker 4: Was like, peggan.

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Speaker 3: Y, you was butter Beam, you remember no past.

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Speaker 5: There was a point though, where we were duking and

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Speaker 5: and and like and I literally hit this kid with

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Speaker 5: the other cut and he just kind of like star

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Speaker 5: ride and I was like, oh God, that was supposed

504
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Speaker 5: to end it.

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Speaker 4: Like honestly, god, that's how I felt like.

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Speaker 5: I was like I gotta like, yeah, what a boy

507
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Speaker 5: Sam And he was like oh, and I was like what,

508
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Speaker 5: I got a follow up crown?

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: And then I got him and I like school, I

511
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Speaker 9: just picked him up and I slammed him on the ground.

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Speaker 9: And you know that's that no matter who you are,

513
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Speaker 9: getting scooped up and slammed on the ground, that's gonna

514
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Speaker 9: do you. But after that, I got up and just

515
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Speaker 9: started walking away because I was like, I'm not about

516
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Speaker 9: to get on top of him, try to fix I

517
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Speaker 9: have an opportunity to get twenty thirty yards away. And

518
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Speaker 9: then we were at the castle and so security and

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Speaker 9: I'll tell you this took about two and a half

520
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Speaker 9: minutes security by the time they got because they saw it.

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Speaker 4: But they're pushing through people, you know, and like this

522
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Speaker 4: is and man, I'm gonna tell you.

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Speaker 5: When security got him and he was like getting up

524
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Speaker 5: and I was looking at him, I was like.

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Speaker 4: Damn, he could keep going.

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Speaker 10: I'm look, I'm looking for a gatorade and somewhere to sit,

527
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Speaker 10: and then honestly, man, and then you know, like remember

528
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Speaker 10: when you were young, man, after a fight, you sit

529
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Speaker 10: around talking about it.

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Speaker 5: Security they're all in like their early thirties, late twenties,

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Speaker 5: so they're like, hey, man, I saw when you uppercuting him.

532
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Speaker 5: Hey man, you see when Miguel lifting him up?

533
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Speaker 4: Blah blah blah.

534
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Speaker 5: And every time they're telling me about it, I'm like,

535
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Speaker 5: oh God, what if he ever cutting me?

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Speaker 1: If he had, I couldn't tell you mcguil the last

537
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Speaker 1: time I fought somebody, because honestly, no, I.

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Speaker 7: Can't, man, bro, where's my sandwich?

539
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Speaker 5: The whole night afterwards, I was just like, hey, man, hi, yeah,

540
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Speaker 5: I can't be doing this again.

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Speaker 2: Bro, I ain't got it in me like that. No.

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Speaker 3: I used to be a fighter back in the day.

543
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Speaker 3: I was crappy.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 5: Any jobs out there, yeah, hey, hey, I just left

546
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Speaker 5: the party so I'm kid, Yeah, yeah, hey dog.

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Speaker 3: I think the last it's been.

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Speaker 6: I've been into some almost yeah yeah, other bar into

549
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Speaker 6: some almost you know, even like recently at the Funny

550
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Speaker 6: Bone last year, when I was going to throw that

551
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Speaker 6: comedian over the balcony, but but fight fight. Probably Austin's

552
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Speaker 6: when I thoh falk, Probably that was the last time

553
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Speaker 6: I've been into like a fisticuff fight. But I meant

554
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Speaker 6: into the the bumping chest and the yeah yeah yeah.

555
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Speaker 6: You want your whole family lineage? You know, you know,

556
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Speaker 6: you know, I take a linear your.

557
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Speaker 2: Job, you're like them and everybody going.

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Speaker 6: You know why I say your whole family like, that's

559
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 6: that's bad, that's it. I don't even know why I

560
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,439
Speaker 6: kill your whole family, Like why I that's.

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Speaker 7: Really tell you. I'd be like you knowing, I might

562
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Speaker 7: have to take you up on my off because.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's funny, that's funny negotiating.

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Speaker 6: Okay, hey, James, I'm threating to jip. Why kill your

565
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 6: whole family? Here go their addresses? Wait wait wait.

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Speaker 4: Want to another market? Thirteen oh seven springs.

567
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you get to walk around money.

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Speaker 8: Here's a here's a burnt I get your tickets to

569
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Speaker 8: Los Angele listen, I'll take care of all of it.

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Speaker 7: I'll take care of all your plan.

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Speaker 3: Do you like that?

572
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 6: I'm just asking this dude jumped about the plane ticket

573
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Speaker 6: the GPS settings.

574
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 7: Now, yeah, binding quarter log.

575
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 6: That's hilarious, bro, But that would be that. That's a

576
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 6: funny skit. If you why could your whole family here?

577
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 6: Go the address?

578
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 4: What you want to start with? My wife? You would.

579
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Speaker 1: You wouldn't come to my house when I leave the

580
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Speaker 1: back door open from eight to midnight every single night,

581
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Speaker 1: the guns right in the.

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Speaker 2: Door with you walk. You won't deal with.

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Speaker 3: Did I build that?

584
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 4: Next episode makes it look like I resisted? He did.

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Speaker 6: I'm on an episode of Dateline and then Ken was

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Speaker 6: at work that day.

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00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 3: Now what Ken couldn't he but Gel's watching it? Can't

588
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Speaker 3: He's at work.

589
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 4: He was at work, Look like, what can you gotta lucky?

590
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 5: And you lucky because I was dozing in and out

591
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 5: during the trial and then jured number five. She got

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00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 5: them things yeah right and music. I mean there was

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Speaker 5: a part where they were introducing some murder weapon evidence

594
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 5: and all I was thinking about was like a man,

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00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 5: leave them.

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00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 2: Thanks, they say it takes a village.

597
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 3: When she got two of them.

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00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 5: On hey, the bailiff caught me too, we both started giggling.

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00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And one time I forgot I was here. I just

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Speaker 5: got up to go use the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: They're like, jury number four, I'm about to run to

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00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 1: the corner, so you want something?

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Speaker 5: All right, guys, christ what happens if you're on the

605
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Speaker 5: jury and you gotta peeveh.

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Speaker 6: Hey, Well we gotta go to Hey, we gotta go

607
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Speaker 6: percy in. We can I act want to talk to

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Speaker 6: jury duty when we come back.

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Speaker 3: That's funny.

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Speaker 2: All right, guys, don't go anywhere, and we'll be right back.

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Speaker 11: We'll last on Real Radio one or four point one.

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Speaker 3: We are back. Thank you, guys.

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Speaker 1: You're still rocking with Real Lass on Real Radio one

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Speaker 1: or four point one. I'm your host tonight, mister James

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Speaker 1: John Jordan Studio, Mister Ken Miller aka to Handyman, Miguel

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Speaker 1: Cologne Jr.

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Speaker 2: And Jeffrey the Batman Causman. Now, we were just asking

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Speaker 2: you an.

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Speaker 1: Interesting question because not only is Jeff an amazing comedian,

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Speaker 1: he's also a lawyer. He's been doing this for quite

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Speaker 1: some time. And Ken had a good question, like what

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Speaker 1: happens if you're on the jeurry and I'm sitting there

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Speaker 1: and I got the bubble gut, I had some warm

624
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 1: milk in a frappuccino I shouldn't have had, and I

625
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: gotta go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: How can I go? And Jeff, you said.

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Speaker 7: They inserted. They put their hands up.

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Speaker 8: They go, hey, listen, your honor, and judges don't like

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Speaker 8: when jurors ask questions, so they're like, hold on home,

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Speaker 8: and everyone shut down and the guy goes, he goes,

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Speaker 8: I gotta go, I gotta go, and they'll they'll let

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Speaker 8: you go.

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Speaker 7: You know, juriors are I want you to know something.

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Speaker 8: It's not like TV. You know, they say, don't talk

635
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Speaker 8: about the case. You can't stop talking about the case.

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Speaker 3: What else do I say?

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, they put me on a jury.

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Speaker 7: These two dumb attorneys chose me. I'm going you can.

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Speaker 8: When you're looking for a jury, you want people who

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00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 8: will follow your instructions, okay, not somebody who will believe

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Speaker 8: with you.

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Speaker 7: A lawyer is the last person you I'm talking out to. Anybody.

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Speaker 7: Don't put a lawyer on the jury because you can't

644
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Speaker 7: sell him. You know, he knows.

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Speaker 8: And these two borns thought they were trying to impress

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Speaker 8: me and put me on the jury. I look, I go,

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Speaker 8: you two are the dumbest guys I ever met. And

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Speaker 8: but I did learn this woman next to me that

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Speaker 8: they stuck me on a criminal case. It was an

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Speaker 8: essay case.

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Speaker 3: No, I think.

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Speaker 7: I want people to watch this one.

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Speaker 8: I know I can't say it regularly, but yeah, they

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Speaker 8: put me on this jury.

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Speaker 3: It was bad.

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Speaker 8: I mean I was sitting there. Their witnesses were liars.

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Speaker 8: I mean it was crazy. They brought this guy in

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Speaker 8: as the boyfriend of the girl who got supposed the essay,

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Speaker 8: except the boyfriend was gay.

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Speaker 7: I mean this dude was flaming gay.

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Speaker 8: He walked through, he threw he he literally spun through

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Speaker 8: the gate that goes from the.

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Speaker 4: Literally walk by.

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Speaker 3: Doing Swan Lake. Yo.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I want to tell you this. I was on

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Speaker 7: a jury.

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Speaker 8: It was four black women, one one old dude and

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Speaker 8: one hispanic.

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Speaker 7: And the black woman sitting next to me, and he

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Speaker 7: came through the game. She went.

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Speaker 8: Through and she was just looking at her. She goes

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Speaker 8: and she's looking in the other direction because we all

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Speaker 8: knew what was wrong here. But I guess they people

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Speaker 8: trying to sell you stuff because they think Juri's aren't

675
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 8: going to think about it.

676
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 2: Well, I got a question about about Jewelry's ship.

677
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: Let's say you guys are all saying a hotel is

678
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: a jewelry allowed to hang out at the hotel and

679
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: talk and stuff like that.

680
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 7: No, they're not supposed to.

681
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 8: They're not when they get yeah yeah, well very rarely

682
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 8: do they get sequestern Okay, you're talking only the super

683
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 8: high end trials, and no they're they're not supposed to

684
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 8: have dinner together.

685
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 7: They're not supposed to hang out. They got TV.

686
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 4: Squester there, get together.

687
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 5: I'm like holiday man, Hey, yeah, hey, I'll tell you

688
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 5: all about it.

689
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 4: He did it player, but I'm gonna let him walk.

690
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 5: Man, he got he got riz yeah, solid, like I

691
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 5: know he's shot to do. But to be fair, man,

692
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 5: I just I ain't feeling the victim's hair like you

693
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 5: got that hair. Yeah, hey, take this out. Do mean

694
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 5: a solid man? Hey, get on Facebook, reach out to

695
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 5: his people. He got a boat, tell him, hey, let

696
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 5: us use the boat every Saturday. And hey, I'm gonna

697
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 5: hang this joint chance it's fifty seven man, Hey, man,

698
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 5: you had to Jordany. Hey, the bailiff here, put up.

699
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 4: Let me hold that gun.

700
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 6: Hey, Jeff, So, what what makes it a hung jury

701
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 6: or mistrial?

702
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 10: With it longer got him?

703
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 8: The one person gets hung up on it, one person.

704
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,959
Speaker 8: One person normally digs in he disagrees. I mean, I

705
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 8: can tell you the jury that I sat on for

706
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 8: this major felony.

707
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 7: They were. It was crazy.

708
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 8: Five of them thought he was guilty before they even

709
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 8: put on evidence. We went in the back and they

710
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 8: were like, yeah he did it. He pulled them agel

711
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 8: like he's watching Dayline.

712
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 7: Yeah he did it. And I'm going I'm going hold

713
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 7: on there.

714
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 8: You see the way he was looking at us well,

715
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 8: And I had to explain to them, no, no, he's

716
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 8: doing that because they're told to pay entered the jury

717
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 8: to see, you know, because they have to be part

718
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 8: of the selection.

719
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 7: These people.

720
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 8: Every second they were finding him guilty or innocent based

721
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 8: on stuff that had nothing to do with the trial.

722
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 5: I'll have a quick question. Yes, hey man, you Ramon's brother.

723
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 5: I remember that gat. You can't be telling people you

724
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 5: ain't have it.

725
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 4: I'm never seeing hey, just between me and you know,

726
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 4: MA got you? Hey, judge? We cool? Also?

727
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 5: Can I pee?

728
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 6: Hey?

729
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 2: But I'm thinking what if I don't have to pee?

730
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 2: What if I got some other things I got went off?

731
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 3: Yeah? Not that, not that one? Yeah yeah, yeah?

732
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 2: What if I got that special one, like the one

733
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 2: that can do.

734
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 8: The most dangerous thing the jury has is they're why

735
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:52,439
Speaker 8: their their time.

736
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 7: Jurors like going, I'm ready to be done with this.

737
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,959
Speaker 7: Halfway through. They're ready to be done, man, and not

738
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 7: to happen, don't.

739
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 2: I don't.

740
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 3: I'm not one of those people who want to do it.

741
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: No, what can I say to get me disqualified right away?

742
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 3: Like I don't want to be there.

743
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:08,240
Speaker 7: Especially if it's Friday.

744
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 8: If it's Friday and they let these people go at

745
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 8: like five o'clock to go back, they're gonna come back

746
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 8: in thirty minutes.

747
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 7: They're gonna be you know, they don't even care anymore.

748
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,800
Speaker 5: I want I want my I want my trial to

749
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 5: wrap up.

750
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 4: Wednesday afternoon.

751
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 5: And I'm like, yeah, y'all got y'all can take the

752
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:30,839
Speaker 5: whole weekend players, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

753
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 2: The only only problem is you don't get paid like

754
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:33,919
Speaker 2: that though.

755
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, you.

756
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 4: Man, tell me what rule you at that? Lakita'll set it.

757
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 2: Up right now.

758
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,800
Speaker 3: I got you baby out here. Yeah.

759
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 6: I like Jane's question, Jeff, what's some of the things

760
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 6: you can say to not get picked for the jewelry?

761
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 3: That's what? Yeah?

762
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 8: All right, Well this is the one that gets every

763
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 8: attorney in trouble. But you know what, nobody.

764
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 7: Listens to us.

765
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:55,439
Speaker 3: I'm good.

766
00:35:59,200 --> 00:35:59,839
Speaker 7: This is the thing.

767
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 8: If you can if you're biased, Judges try to fix you.

768
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 8: Attorneys try to fix you, especially if they like you.

769
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 8: If they want you, they go, I want him at

770
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:09,240
Speaker 8: my trial.

771
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 7: But here's the deal.

772
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 8: You know, listen, I'm sorry, I don't trust police if

773
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 8: it's if it's a case, I hear people who hate

774
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 8: police officers. He goes, sorry, I can't trust police officers.

775
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 7: I don't trust So we're never going to have anybody biased. Nope, sorry,

776
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 7: what was that, captain?

777
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 5: I said, We're never going to have any minorities on

778
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 5: a jury or what you.

779
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 7: Know, they'll fix it. No, this is the question the

780
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 7: judge asked them. Ask the person.

781
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 8: He goes, so, if if I tell you this is

782
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 8: the rules you have to follow.

783
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 7: You're telling me you can't follow it. And the guy goes.

784
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 7: The guy always goes, well, you know if I have

785
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 7: to Okay, he's on body. He's good.

786
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 8: And they know this dude's biased. They know he can't

787
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 8: follow through. They know he can't do this, but they

788
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,240
Speaker 8: you know, they know that they need to get a jury.

789
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 8: And you could go, I've gone through eighty people and

790
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 8: had to go to the next day because we couldn't

791
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 8: find I had won a long time going into the

792
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 8: criminal where it was a gun case and everybody, I

793
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 8: can't no, sorry, gun he did it?

794
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 7: See was he old of the gun?

795
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 8: And you'd have to And we went through juror after juror,

796
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 8: and finally I figured out how to flip it, and

797
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 8: I said.

798
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 7: We can all agree that everybody is allergic to bullets.

799
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 8: And you know, I had this big dude stand up,

800
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 8: I said, I said, you want to get shot?

801
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 7: No, you want to get shot?

802
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 8: I said, So we all agree that bullets stop people

803
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 8: from doing dumb things. And that was the only way

804
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 8: I could fix the jury, to get them on my

805
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 8: side with the gun issue.

806
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 7: Rather than you know, going the other way.

807
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: And the way it works also when it's prosecution defense,

808
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: you guys get to eliminate jewelry members as they come up, right.

809
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 3: That's how only you.

810
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 8: Get between three, three and six depending on the type

811
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 8: of case, but you get the ones that you get

812
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 8: free ones.

813
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 7: If the person's just biased. I don't have to use it.

814
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 8: I don't have to use one of my getting out

815
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 8: of jail. But I also sometimes they can say, hey,

816
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 8: we want to make sure did you get rid of

817
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 8: that black juror because he was black and they can

818
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 8: call you out on it, and you have to defend

819
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 8: why you got rid of.

820
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh you have to say it you have.

821
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't know that.

822
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 8: I thought you like a minority or female.

823
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 7: You get rid of the white eye. Nobody cares.

824
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 6: He said, I wasn't filling his glasses. Yeah, I don't

825
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 6: want no fo do it on my jo.

826
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 2: Even its like nerd. Yeah, look at him, look at him.

827
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 2: Nobody wants you. Kyle.

828
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can get rid of.

829
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 2: You can get rid of Kyle, but you can't get

830
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 2: rid of Imagine.

831
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 5: Imagine you sit one of your jersey in the baths

832
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 5: through the trial keeps going and they have the whole

833
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 5: damning moment where they bring up that the police planted

834
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 5: evidence and everybody's like, and then that jerk comes back.

835
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 4: He's like, what's up, man? What I miss?

836
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 3: Nothing?

837
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 5: Right?

838
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 3: He did it right.

839
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 7: James show up with those big glasses. I said, no, no,

840
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 7: I don't trust his choices. Look, he got the glasses.

841
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 7: I wouldn't trust them.

842
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 2: Like you like my Steve rkles Man, I love man,

843
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 2: you had those things.

844
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 7: All those look like those fake sunglasses that people used

845
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 7: to wear.

846
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: You know, I'm about to get some some suspenders and everything.

847
00:38:59,320 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 3: Man.

848
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 5: I I come in there flicking a quarter and I'm like,

849
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:04,720
Speaker 5: I gotta listen to nothing. I'm gonna let old Lady

850
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 5: Liberty here and make the decisions.

851
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 4: Y'all think.

852
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:12,399
Speaker 3: What do y'all think?

853
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 4: Did he kill her? Did he kill her?

854
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 12: He did?

855
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 3: He did it?

856
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 8: He did it.

857
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: But I got a three all half of his black

858
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:23,240
Speaker 1: half of his wife.

859
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 7: Bro.

860
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,760
Speaker 2: Imagine, Wow, I'm really.

861
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 4: Did up there.

862
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 5: Like there's so much, there's so much evidence to sense

863
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 5: he did it.

864
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,439
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, y'all, but check it out.

865
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 3: Cash.

866
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 5: He's putting the bet at seventy five to one that

867
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 5: he killed himself.

868
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 4: We go innocent.

869
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 5: If we go innocent, put like five hundred down.

870
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 4: That's thirty five hundred a piece.

871
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 5: Man.

872
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 1: Everyw Bro, I'm glad you brought that up, man, because

873
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: they trying to get me, y'all.

874
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 2: They are trying to get James to gamble.

875
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 1: Every time I turn on a podcast, every time I

876
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: turn on YouTube, the radio, there is a commercial for

877
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 1: riots picks, y'all, and they're giving you fifty three dollars

878
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 1: sports like that.

879
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 3: Do you know to it?

880
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 8: But but they're trying to That's how they get you

881
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 8: start betting on women's soccer out of nowhere, you'd be

882
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 8: like bro betting on.

883
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 4: Mon Dobby buses. They're gonna get faster.

884
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 1: But my question to you guys who actually watched sports,

885
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: y'all do any sports gambling at all?

886
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 7: Only only when I'm in Vegas. Only in Vegas.

887
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 8: I don't bring it into my real life because I

888
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 8: see people. I had a buddy of mine who was

889
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 8: who was very successful, and he got holp Man. He

890
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 8: was betting on everything. When I joked about women's soccer,

891
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 8: he said, I had money on what I go.

892
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:40,359
Speaker 3: What do you know.

893
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 7: About women's soccer?

894
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 1: Well, it was just I thought I had good odds

895
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: because it's writing your phone down, it's too easy.

896
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 7: It's bad.

897
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 5: Watching a football game it was University of Las Vegas North,

898
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 5: and I don't know who they were playing, but we

899
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 5: were laughing and we were like, you gotta be a

900
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 5: degenerate to be betting on.

901
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 4: This, and no, lie, no lie. My home boy was

902
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 4: at the bar going.

903
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 6: God, come on, if you vote, if you gotta, if

904
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 6: you go for Las Vegas North, eight A schools so

905
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 6: small that you can bet on them? Yeah, hey, Vegas,

906
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 6: Like take that to renoo.

907
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 3: Better take that Areno, we don't do what Las Vegas.

908
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey where I put my bet down? From Valencia

909
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 2: West Campus?

910
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 4: Where?

911
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 3: Yeah?

912
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 5: I do that?

913
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 4: Got I got fifty dollars next due coming out to Georgia.

914
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 2: Yeah that's funny, man. We got about two minutes left

915
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 2: guys before I go.

916
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 3: Where are you.

917
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: Gentlemen performing this weekend? So if they can come out

918
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: and support you? Where you're going to be this weekend?

919
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 5: Ago this weekend, I'm back home, man. I'm not going

920
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 5: anywhere but the twelve, thirteenth and fourteen. I will be

921
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,280
Speaker 5: out in Him and Louisiana. On the twelve the thirteenth

922
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 5: that will be in Biloxi, Mississippi. And the fourteenth, I

923
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,760
Speaker 5: will be back in Him in Louisiana with David Jolly

924
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 5: and Jake Rica.

925
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 2: Very very very nice.

926
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 3: We're gonna be this weekend.

927
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 2: It's a mister coffin. I know you got something going on, sir.

928
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 3: What's going on?

929
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 7: I'm actually gonna be the old Why Not Lounge. I'm

930
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 7: headlining Oh Saturday.

931
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:20,839
Speaker 2: Come on, rain, make a rain on them.

932
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 8: I get to play this stuff that you guys tell

933
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 8: the place of legends that you guys always tell me about.

934
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 3: It, bro, it ain't it ain't no more.

935
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 6: Hey, Kevin White said this past weekend, the sound system

936
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 6: was terrible and the power cut out halfway through his

937
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 6: safe Bro, that's.

938
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 3: Wow, I thought.

939
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 4: So it's Margaritaville.

940
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, there you go. It's not what it used

941
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 3: to be, brother, Brother Ken. Where you're gonna be this weekend? Man?

942
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:48,760
Speaker 3: This weekend?

943
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 7: Man?

944
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 6: Actually, I have nothing this weekend, man, but I will

945
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 6: say this.

946
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 3: It is out and it's on the calendar.

947
00:42:55,520 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 6: So December seventeenth, the fourteenth annual Kim Military Drive. If

948
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 6: you it af free, I would love for y'all to

949
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 6: be on the show. So that literally on the seventeenth,

950
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 6: I got the pillar Fork Podcast. Ladies gonna join us,

951
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 6: a nice throw some some of them casts from the

952
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 6: Nado podcast on and we're just gonna have fun. So

953
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 6: December seventeenth, the fourteenth th Amuel Kim Miller.

954
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: Toy Drive is back and so very nice. I'll be

955
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: in mccurty's. I'll be the first time I headline mccurty's.

956
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 3: That's dope, yeah, man, because I'm in. But I met

957
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 3: mccurty's two weeks late.

958
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm doing new year's it is that last week is me,

959
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: Devin and you.

960
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 3: It's up hold Orlando. But that's dope.

961
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's dope man, really really nice man. This weekend

962
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: actually be in Coco Beach with my wife. I'll be

963
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: at Gregory's Thursday, Friday and Saturday. You got some go

964
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: to my social media if you guys want to get

965
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: some tickets, if you're in the area, come on out

966
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 1: there and have some fun. Let us put some comedy

967
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: in your life. Thank you guys for listening. The real

968
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 1: last We'll be back tomorrow on half of Myself.

969
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 2: Change, Miguel Cologne Junior, Jeff the Batman Coffin, and Kim

970
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 2: Miller A k A. The handy Man. Thank y'all for listening.

971
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 2: We will see you tomorrow and Kim tell them what

972
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 2: to do.

973
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 3: Take your ass to bed.

974
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 12: Yeah.

975
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Speaker 5: M