Speaker 1: Mojo in the morning. So we went out this past weekend.
Speaker 1: We were hanging out with the Joe Show. Joe and
Speaker 1: Chad was there. Ashley was not there.
Speaker 2: She was visiting a lesbian in Charlotte.
Speaker 1: Following Ashley is amazing. She's you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: what her relationship status is, but I know it's complicated
Speaker 1: because you'll talk to her and you'll be like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing this weekend? I'm going to Dallas? What
Speaker 1: are you going to Dallas for? I met this girl,
Speaker 1: and it's like, what, how many people? First off, as
Speaker 1: a if a I think if honestly a straight woman
Speaker 1: were to go and do that, you'd be worried about
Speaker 1: them going to visit a guy in another city. Why
Speaker 1: do we not worry that Ashley is going to visit
Speaker 1: other women in another city. We don't think she can
Speaker 1: get killed too, you know. It is kind of interesting.
Speaker 1: So this is another person on the show in their relationship.
Speaker 1: So we're sitting there at the bar that we're at
Speaker 1: and we're hanging out having drinks, and honestly, we're probably
Speaker 1: three serving three drinks in at this particular moment, and
Speaker 1: I'm sitting next to Jed and Jed's got a girlfriend
Speaker 1: that he's been seeing. And I'm looking over at Jed
Speaker 1: and he's doing one of these things. He's frantically too
Speaker 1: thumbing text in okay, not not you know, casual, He's
Speaker 1: too thumbing, like and he's going and he's at this,
Speaker 1: and then I'm looking at the paragraphs of the text
Speaker 1: and I say paragraphs.
Speaker 2: I'm talking like you have.
Speaker 1: To scroll the screen to see where he started, because
Speaker 1: he was going back and forth. He obviously was in
Speaker 1: some kind of a little text argument with his girl.
Speaker 1: And I have never met his girl before, but I
Speaker 1: hear she's beautiful. I think he's dating some hot Albanian
Speaker 1: woman or something like that, Jed. But here's the thing
Speaker 1: that I was trying to stop him, Like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like a father figured for Jed, Like
Speaker 1: he's got a great mom and dad, but he looks
Speaker 1: at Chelsea and I also as kind of like pseudo parents,
Speaker 1: but like maybe like more relatable parents, you know what
Speaker 1: i mean.
Speaker 2: Because we talked to him about personal stuff.
Speaker 1: So I'm like trying to get him to stop, Like
Speaker 1: I'm like, Jed, stop, Jed, stop doing what you're doing
Speaker 1: right there. And the reason why is this. If you
Speaker 1: get into a fight with your significant other, do it verbally,
Speaker 1: like be there verbally, don't text it, because if you're
Speaker 1: writing a fourteen page manifesto like Jed was writing, it's
Speaker 1: important guess what you got there for that person to
Speaker 1: see the next morning, evidence of your fight. Don't text fight.
Speaker 1: Are there listeners that have ever gotten into a text fight?
Speaker 1: And did you and your text fight? Did it bite
Speaker 1: you in the ass, because guess what you got evidence
Speaker 1: of the fight right there on the text.
Speaker 3: If you are texting me a fourteen page manifesto, you've
Speaker 3: just wasted your time because I'm not reading all and
Speaker 3: I haven't before. And then we get in person and
Speaker 3: you did you read no, no, no, no, like I did not.
Speaker 2: You know I wasn't going to do that.
Speaker 3: I remember I used to have a phone this girl,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the phone I used to have. It
Speaker 3: had like a great arrow at the bottom of the
Speaker 3: message that you would have to hit and then it
Speaker 3: would open up like a note stab and you can
Speaker 3: see how long of a conversation she was having with herself.
Speaker 2: Because I'm not reading all of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd love to know what's the worst drunk text
Speaker 1: that you have ever sent out, because I listen, Jed
Speaker 1: was definitely not sober, you know, at that particular time,
Speaker 1: and I think that if he was a little bit
Speaker 1: more sober, he probably would write less. But I think
Speaker 1: that sometimes you can't take back the drunk texts that
Speaker 1: you're sending out.
Speaker 4: I cannot tell you how many screenshots of text messages
Speaker 4: I have from people that it was like, you talk
Speaker 4: about evidence, I just put those.
Speaker 2: Right in my back back.
Speaker 4: It is like, you do have to tell yourself, like
Speaker 4: we're taking this out of the text conversation and we
Speaker 4: have to have this face to face because do you.
Speaker 1: Think the people that do these texts? Do you think
Speaker 1: they wake up the next morning, go to their phone
Speaker 1: and instantly regret.
Speaker 2: Everything that they set out. Yeah, it has to be right.
Speaker 2: I hear, like, oh my god, what.
Speaker 1: Eight four four mojo live eight four four six six
Speaker 1: five six five four eight is our telephone number?
Speaker 2: Uh? The uh?
Speaker 1: The text to drunk text us is nine to five
Speaker 1: to five zero zero. Uh if you would like to
Speaker 1: to get you know, through to us, uh and uh
Speaker 1: and talk?
Speaker 2: Uh? Do I have Jed's number in here, by the way?
Speaker 2: Or no?
Speaker 1: Is is he in our directory of directory assistance.
Speaker 2: He's not.
Speaker 4: But the Joe Show is.
Speaker 2: The Joe Show.
Speaker 1: Ask uh, maybe see if Jed will come ou because
Speaker 1: I want to know how they're doing.
Speaker 2: What's going on? Andrea? How you doing? Hey? Good morning, everybody?
Speaker 2: Good morning? What's going on?
Speaker 5: I you know, this made me.
Speaker 6: Laugh because I feel like I text fight my husband
Speaker 6: every single day.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you should not do that, Andrea.
Speaker 2: You know why?
Speaker 5: I feel like it just is natural. We just like
Speaker 5: fight constantly, so it's always they paragraphs.
Speaker 2: I mean, it could be both. It depends how irritated
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you why you got to be really
Speaker 1: careful with the text fighting? Is this guy's got proof
Speaker 1: when you guys go to your divorce attorneys to.
Speaker 2: Show that you're insane.
Speaker 5: You know what.
Speaker 4: I've kind of learned though, because there are some moments,
Speaker 4: like you said, like you're just fired up and you
Speaker 4: want to say something before you forget it. I've learned
Speaker 4: to like write it down in my notes app yeah, instead,
Speaker 4: so that when I can revisit and we can revisit.
Speaker 2: I like revise it a little bit.
Speaker 4: I'm stealing before it comes out of my mouth, but
Speaker 4: at least I won't forget it patients.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? I really don't.
Speaker 4: This has taken me a long time to figure out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that. I think that.
Speaker 1: Uh, Andrea, we should have you read some of the
Speaker 1: text messages that go back and forth between you and
Speaker 1: your husband.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I totally would if I wasn't driving.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, like and do it, and I'll do it
Speaker 1: to put music behind it so it will be more dramatic,
Speaker 1: so there'll be a little bit of something there. Like
Speaker 1: you know how they remember back in the day when
Speaker 1: the Titanic movie was out, and that everybody took the
Speaker 1: clips from the movie The Titanic and they put it
Speaker 1: in between the My.
Speaker 2: Heart Will Go On? Do you remember that? You don't
Speaker 2: remember that at all?
Speaker 1: Do you remember any of the movies like they were
Speaker 1: big back in back in the day when there was
Speaker 1: big movies. They would take songs from the movie and
Speaker 1: they would take clips from this the there was always
Speaker 1: this big movie song, you know, and you know the
Speaker 1: song my Heart Will go On from far where you.
Speaker 2: Are and I know my will go on?
Speaker 1: Do you know the movie I'm talking about that Leonardo
Speaker 1: DiCaprio movie, No Titanic but so yeah, take the text
Speaker 1: the text team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly. What's up, Blake? How you doing? How
Speaker 2: you doing good? What's going on for the first time
Speaker 2: long time? What's happening?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: I got an ex girlfriend that our text wars were
Speaker 6: just insane. Have you ever seen Key and Peel, the
Speaker 6: comedians do a skit on texting?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't think I see that one. Is that
Speaker 2: your Is that your thing that you guys have with
Speaker 2: each other?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it was like it got to the
Speaker 6: point where I just I wouldn't text anymore. I just
Speaker 6: call her, and it was like it was it was insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you might as well.
Speaker 1: Well you're texting away, You're you're honestly going to get
Speaker 1: arthritis or carpal tunnel syndrome from the different text you're setting.
Speaker 2: Hold on Jed's on, Jed.
Speaker 5: Jed, Yeah, what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: Are you okay? Yeah? Well I want to know are
Speaker 2: you and your girl okay?
Speaker 1: I was talking about watching you and witnessing you in
Speaker 1: a little text war that was going on this past weekend.
Speaker 5: Oh we're fine now the wind has since blown over
Speaker 5: and the caes are calm.
Speaker 2: Are you sure? I was trying to stop you.
Speaker 1: You understand that my goal was to not make you
Speaker 1: say something in text that was going to be forever
Speaker 1: in text.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Now, then I was being a bonehead. But to
Speaker 5: be fair, Mojo was seeding me drink some Saturday, so
Speaker 5: it's all him. I claimed no responsibility whatsoever.
Speaker 1: Listen, I want to tell you something. I didn't need
Speaker 1: to feed you anything. You were feeding yourself. And the
Speaker 1: other thing, too, is this is how drunk Jed was.
Speaker 1: We ordered appetizers at the beginning of the evening. What
Speaker 1: were the appetizers, some shrimp creola thing or whatever.
Speaker 2: It was like some seafood plays. And at the end
Speaker 2: of the at.
Speaker 1: The end of Calamario, I'm watching this guy Calamari that
Speaker 1: has been on the table for two and a half hours, going, oh,
Speaker 1: this guy's gonna get food poisoning.
Speaker 2: It's hard, Mojo.
Speaker 5: When you're drunk, you don't care.
Speaker 2: You don't.
Speaker 1: By the way, by the way, did you like Chelsea
Speaker 1: and I's delivery service that we did to you the
Speaker 1: next day?
Speaker 5: I did. I Apple paid Chelsea because I felt you
Speaker 5: did not like I did. I did because okay, so
Speaker 5: long story short, I was hanging out with Mojo Chelsea, Joe,
Speaker 5: Alyssa is Beyonce the whole game. I got drunk. I
Speaker 5: was not going to drive home, so they brought my
Speaker 5: car to me the next day. Well, my car smells
Speaker 5: like rotten eggs and fish because I had a bunch
Speaker 5: of gym clothes in there, and I had a bunch
Speaker 5: of smelly sneakers. It's so bad. So Mojo Bojo's so funny.
Speaker 5: He's this big guy in this tiny little car, guy
Speaker 5: the Buick, and he's in this tiny little car with
Speaker 5: the windows rolled down.
Speaker 2: He's like your car. It smells like correct, it smelled
Speaker 2: like rotten butthole.
Speaker 1: In The funniest was I didn't realize that Joe and
Speaker 1: Uh and Alyssa got in your car to go to
Speaker 1: dinner one night with you, and they to stick their heads.
Speaker 2: Out the window because the smell is so bad.
Speaker 5: I think it's it's always a timing thing, because if
Speaker 5: I ever had my gym clothes in the car, you.
Speaker 2: Know it's going to be Why. Oh, it's horrible.
Speaker 4: The guy literally, I know they should smell like rotten butthole.
Speaker 2: Take them in and clean them, will you please? Horrible?
Speaker 1: Okay, I love you, Jed, I'll talk to you. I'm
Speaker 1: glad that you guys are doing good.
Speaker 5: We're doing great. Also, by the way, topic for tomorrow, Mojoe. Yes,
Speaker 5: you told me to meet up at the bar, and
Speaker 5: I was sitting there for about no.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, let me know. Let me tell you
Speaker 2: the story ahead.
Speaker 1: I invited Jed to join Chelsea, myself, Joe, and Alissa
Speaker 1: for dinner. And I said, Hey, we're going to dinner
Speaker 1: at six o'clock. You want to go to dinner with us?
Speaker 1: And Jed goes, Now, I've got golf, I'll be running late.
Speaker 2: I can't do it.
Speaker 1: And I said, okay, cool, then we'll meet up at
Speaker 1: a bar afterwards. That was how we left it. The
Speaker 1: guy just shows up at a bar. He just shows
Speaker 1: up at the bar, and we're we're sitting there, going,
Speaker 1: where's Jed at Jed's at the bar?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, just hanging out.
Speaker 5: So because he told me, Hey, he said, hey, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna sit there. I'm gonna sit at the bar. Hey,
Speaker 5: we'll be here at.
Speaker 2: The bar, familiar. Yeah, you guys want to go to
Speaker 2: the DAC after the event. I'll meet you this movie
Speaker 2: before Jed. You know what, now I'm fighting with you
Speaker 2: on text,