WEBVTT - HR. 1 - Spoonv 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:04.480 Morny lady, gentlemen, and welcome to video message number twenty nine. 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:06.840 I'm like a dog in heat. I woke up yesterday 0:00:06.880 --> 0:00:07.560 morning with US three. 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:10.159 Advice to start later, please, I could never know if 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:11.119 the day with US Florida. 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:14.640 Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month. 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:18.800 We are number one. We just grabbed every key, demograt. 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:21.239 Super duper. 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:25.599 That's nice fight ago nd okay, yes boy, that is 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:26.160 good news. 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:29.320 It is a wet and wild, tired Tuesday morning. It's 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:31.160 the Partrip Morning Show. Good morning, everybody. My name is 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:34.520 Chris Hockey on the sixth day of January twenty twenty six. 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:38.280 How are you. The roads aren't as icy on the 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:41.720 main roads. The side roads pretty rotten, and you know, 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:44.959 be careful regardless, but the standing water is really ridiculous, 0:00:45.040 --> 0:00:47.080 So be careful if you're driving down one hundred or 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:49.400 one sixty nine, one hundred and sixty nine miles an hour, 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:50.519 just be careful. 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:51.120 Period. 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:55.280 Hey, we got Johnny Bones, we got Marty Glarnard to 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:58.280 cast the thousands, and we got some comedy from Greg 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:00.840 Moore and Partrip Morning Show on Tuesday morning. 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:01.440 Come on in. 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:05.360 I'm glad you're here old like you're old like. 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:09.760 That's you start doing stuff like talking to Walgreens clerks 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:13.959 giving out advice that nobody wants to hear, or you 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:18.280 start warning young people how high the concession prices are 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:19.600 at sporting events. 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:23.240 If you know that baseball game, you know you're gonna 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:24.759 pay nine dollars for a hot dog? 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:27.720 Yeah, I know. I was there last week. I'm playing 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:30.319 one hot dog nine dollars. 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:31.039 I heard you. 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:33.840 The first time you go at grocery store, you can 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:35.880 buy three bucks of hot dogs for nine dollars. 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:39.720 Yeah, that's that's a thing. It's called captive pricing. I 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:42.000 was captive in Vietnam. I didn't pay nine dollars for 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:42.440 a hot dog. 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:47.480 He hain't charge of pow nine dollars for a hot dog. 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:49.160 That's shitaneva convention rob But. 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:55.640 And that guy usually has another old guy with him, 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:56.080 and when. 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:58.520 He says nine dollars for a hot dog, the other 0:01:58.560 --> 0:01:59.680 guy goes ever better. 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:05.520 No, No, that's my favorite guy in. 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:05.960 The world rightther. 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:09.680 He just travels it all looking for somebody to say 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:10.040 a number. 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:37.079 Is this church service gonna take three hours? Every three hours. 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:36.200 The FID is weeding. 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:43.760 Feet us on your side. You hear the distance under. 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:54.640 This the Stray Power Trip Morning Show. 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:58.360 Tuesday, January sixth, the day that will live. 0:02:58.200 --> 0:02:59.519 In infamy because. 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:04.760 Well, thirty one years ago Zachary was born. That's what 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:09.919 everybody remembers it for. Yeah, of course, Happy. 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:13.079 Birthday, Zachary. Happy birthday, Zachary, good to good to be here. 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:15.240 Happy birthday. 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:19.320 Didn't they somebody else's birthday too, hadn't it? Sixty? 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:24.000 See a puppy or a baby? Which one is he? 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:25.800 I believe he's old balls now. 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:31.359 He's old balls puppy years though, Hold this, pa, he's 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:31.640 got it. 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:33.000 How many sixty's sixty? 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:35.520 This is the sixties? Big six zero? 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:41.280 Yeah, yeah, baby, Yeah, happy birthday a Paly one winner. 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:44.520 And you're thirty one. I am thirty one. 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:52.000 Thirty one. It's over again. And I've told this story 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:57.560 like the day. The day, not seven days later, ten 0:03:57.640 --> 0:04:00.240 days later, the day nine to eleven happened. In two 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:02.760 thousand and one. I had a friend say that his 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:05.920 birthday then was going to be ruined forever. And his birthday, 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:08.840 I think is September thirteenth. 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:10.880 And he was serious, just because you thought, because we 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:14.280 all knew immediately, Oh this is like this is a 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:18.279 multi generational day like this is you know, like Pearl Harbor. 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:21.640 This is going to be something we remember forever. Yep, 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:23.600 it's going to be a huge deal. This isn't a 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:25.640 you know, a one week story. 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:26.120 We move on. 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:31.600 This is like a moment of our generation. It's not 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:32.599 your birthday though, buddy. 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:35.159 Yeah, everybody's living there own movie. 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.919 Yeah, you don't what I'm saying. Yeah, it's ruining my 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:45.920 birthday forever. Yeah yeah that is uh birthdays two days later. 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:47.360 Yeah, it's not a big deal. 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:51.679 Yeah, I think past night's birthdays on a nine to eleven. 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:57.279 Oh and he's talked about that. It actually did ruin well, 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:00.840 I mean that's so that is a little Yeah, yeah, 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:01.599 tad different. 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:06.640 Lukes is on September twelfth, Oh rip to Luke's birthday. Yes, 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:08.120 spitti uoms is the fourteenth. 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:13.200 Yep, zach yours as yours is January sixth, Happy birthday, Zachary. 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:17.640 It's it's a great day, great day to be live, 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:20.280 John Bonus to be joining you to Shorty Marty Gellinger 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:22.599 later maybe maybe you never know. 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:26.200 Yeah, the roads are pretty crappy. Yeah, it's uh whacked 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:26.680 as hell. 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:31.200 Yeah, is it supposed to say relatively warm though, because 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:34.120 obviously if it stays like this, we're good. Just can't freeze, 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:36.520 because if this stuff freezes, we're in huge trouble. 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:38.960 It's like it's a it's thirty one degrees right now. 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:43.039 Yeah, that's perfect, that's fine. Are we staying in that range? 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:46.080 I think so we look at the old thirty four 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:48.960 to day, thirty four, thirty eight, thirty four thirty only 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:49.719 if she's five three. 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:52.800 I said it in the open there, the standing water 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:55.279 is the bitch. Yeah, Like you'd be driving along and 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:58.159 then suddenly you're like, where did that come from? Because 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:01.440 the uh, the ice dams in front of all the 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:04.000 drains make it so the water can't go nowheres. 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:07.800 Yeah, it's greasy out. A lot of water, yeah, a 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:08.400 ton of water. 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:09.560 Yeah. 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:12.239 Don't go near the water if you can't stand the tide. Yeah, 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:14.280 what he said, or swim to tide. I guess that's 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:15.200 probably what he says. 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:18.080 Is that a uh? 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:19.920 I think it's Santana. Maybe I don't know. 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:22.359 Is he you that hates to be fifty twos? 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:22.599 Yeah? 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:24.000 I do not like to be fifty two. 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:26.440 You really have a strong dislike for things. 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:28.719 They do yeah, all of their songs, Yes. 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:31.760 All the power. I showered this morning. I know he's 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:34.400 a good start to new year, New you. Yeah, I showered, 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:35.040 new Energy. 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:37.320 I love it. Way to go, Moto brush my teeth, 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:39.640 all that stuff. Oh my gosh, you're on fire. 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:43.520 I am man got here and then I realized the 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:44.400 toaster's gone. 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:46.719 Yeah, that's weird. I don't know why they threw it away. 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:47.919 Why not just sit on the table. 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:51.200 I don't know why they start with the break room. 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:52.800 Yeah, well I don't know why they start with throwing 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:54.240 away perfectly good toasters. 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:54.880 Yeah. 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:57.440 Wait, the toaster was thrown away or it was moved, 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:00.240 No idea. I can't find it. I mean, toaster are 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:03.039 like twenty dollars. Is that a good toaster? I don't 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:06.080 a standard one. We had it. It was here, I 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:07.159 still had the toaster. 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:08.839 Where would it be if they're not, If they're clearing 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:11.960 holl that whole area out, they wouldn't nobody would look like. 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:15.440 In the like down the hallway, down in sales department. 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:17.240 Are they No, that's a good idea, though. 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.000 It doesn't feel weird that they just throw away perfectly 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:19.800 good toasters. 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:24.200 But the uh, but the other cabinet. No, not cabinet. 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:28.000 The other counter by the coffee is all cleaned out too. 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:32.120 Now the coffee thing's gone. Yeah, no coffee, no water. 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:35.440 No water, places of prison. What's happening. 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:39.080 This is my window to steal the Gallaghan Impact Man machine. Yes, 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.360 because if it goes missing, it's going to take weeks 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:44.080 before somebody realizes, oh, it wasn't just moved, it's gone. 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:47.200 I'm start grabbing some some guitars off some walls. 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:50.080 They wouldn't notice. No, you mean the one that, like 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:50.680 you know. 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:52.040 Has all those names on it. 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:52.880 I can't think of it. 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:56.080 No one can tell who those are signed by. You 0:07:56.120 --> 0:08:01.960 could find just the most garbage guitar that's ever been. 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:03.640 I don't know if guitars are ever a good will, 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:06.600 but if they are, you're grabbling off the old goodwill shelf. 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:08.200 Yeah, you throw it up there. 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:11.720 Let's just scribble like Bond Scott or Ziggi Wilf like 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:14.720 Star used to do on the guitar and take one 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:15.440 of those nice ones. 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:18.280 They would never know. Why Ziggy will I don't know, 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:20.120 I don't know. 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:24.240 Yeah, yeah, because he's a rock star. He likes to party. 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:27.960 Clayton says that Clayton, the sales dude, says that the 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:30.000 toaster is on the sales floor. 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:33.880 I knew it. Why because they didn't want throw it away, 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:34.960 but they had to get it out of that room. 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:38.400 Okay, I don't want to waddle down there, but I 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:39.040 guess I will. 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:40.760 No get started now. We'll see you tomorrow. 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:42.160 Yeah. 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.520 I thought you were gonna stop waddling in twenty twenty. 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:46.079 You said you said there'd be no waddling. 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:47.320 Yeah, I'm I am. 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:50.920 I am what You're not waddling or trying not to. 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:54.760 You're trying things like I'm trying not to be on 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:57.160 my phone all the time. How's that going good? 0:08:57.280 --> 0:08:59.520 Yesterday? I took like two and a half hours off 0:08:59.559 --> 0:08:59.959 my phone. 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:02.200 What did you do during those two and a half hours? 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:04.880 Played with my son babysat your babysat? 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:05.480 Ok Yeah? 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:11.520 Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to do that better. M I'm 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:15.679 trying to uh lose some weight. How's that going? I 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:19.120 think it's going? Okay, you look great. I appreciate that. 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:22.600 Yeah, that's about it. 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:26.160 So stay off your phone, try to lose some weight, 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:28.840 not doing so much waddling. 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:29.880 Leave your penis alone. 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:33.040 Uh yeah, I'm gonna try and leave my penis alone. 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:36.640 Yeah, yeah, you might want to give him a break. Yeah, 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:38.079 looks like a wounded soldier. 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:40.000 Yeah, it's it's pretty greasy. 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:42.480 Yeah, looks like fire Marshall, Bob, No, that. 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:45.679 Was your penis when you use sell some blue on it. 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:48.760 Yep. But yeah, so it's the new me. 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:54.080 Your penisk like JFK after the Jesus motorcase. My god, 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:55.520 I know that's what I thought too. When you pull 0:09:55.600 --> 0:09:59.199 down your pants, was like, Jesus, Wow, where's your penis? 0:09:59.240 --> 0:09:59.720 Look like that? 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:03.600 I don't think it does. That would mean a little 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:04.800 bit of it's missy. 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:06.679 You take another look at it. It looks like a 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:09.240 lot of it's missing. It looks like somebody might have 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:10.240 took a little off the top. 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:14.679 Yeah, like the Lord. Like they sneezed when they circumcised me. 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:16.640 The Lord sneezed. 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:21.560 Yeah, oh yeah, the Lord may have sneezed. But yeah, 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:23.600 so I'll go find the toaster and bring it back 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.679 to its kind home. 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:26.800 That'd be great if you do that. 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:29.560 Oh, you're going to take it back, Yeah, you like 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:32.120 mile from the goonies taking this one back. 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:34.319 Let's put it out here outside the studio. 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:37.560 Well, somebody was it Zacho or hockey? Did somebody take 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:40.640 that pizza pa I took. Yeah. 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:42.320 I'm like, well I don't want to throw it away 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.120 and it was yours, right, I believe my boy. 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:47.040 Yeah, yes you did. If you thought yeah, then you 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:49.400 take it. Otherwise they're going to throw it away or 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:50.559 give it to the salespeople. 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:50.800 Right. 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:53.200 Yeah, yeah, I took that, and I'm going to take 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:54.280 the Gallaghan machine today. 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:56.440 You should because you don't want to give it to 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:57.079 the salespeople. 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:01.959 And it's unplugged eight percent of the time. Yeah, it's 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:03.760 like it's not a lot. 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:08.080 I mean just I even offered to pay for it. 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:10.320 Now I'm gonna steal it. It wasn't the bit that 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:11.560 somebody else wanted it. 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:11.839 Yeah. 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:15.600 They when I said, hey, I want that gallic machine. 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:17.079 I'm willing to pay for it, and they're like, well, 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:18.880 we can't do that because Lee vols Dick already asked 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:20.760 for and we said no. I'm like, well that was Lee, 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:23.319 this is me. I'm asking for it. Yeah, I'll cut 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:26.400 you a check. They said no, well, now I'm gonna 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:28.400 steal it. I would have paid for it. Yeah, like 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:31.120 too much, don't worry about it. But if they fire me, 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:33.440 and they're like, well, you can't steal a company property. 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:35.760 Be like, I offered to pay for it. This was 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:39.400 my last resort. Thanks Papa Road. You're welcome cut. 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:41.800 His life into pieces and cut his bread into pieces 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:42.720 because he wants some toast. 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:45.920 I'm gonna cut that Gallican machine out of the wall 0:11:45.960 --> 0:11:48.199 and steal it, like five hundred dollars. 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:51.240 Sure, whatever he's gonna give you. Whoever was listening out there, 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:53.400 who matters, I'll give you five dollars more. 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:56.440 What would you? But then you would just throw it away? No, 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:59.120 he just wants to outbid me, so I can't. He doesn't. 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:00.400 He's not gonna bring it to his house. 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:02.360 Yeah, I'm just trying to prevent his happiness. 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:06.480 Well, you have a master's degree in mind. 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:12.280 The reason I could afford a gallery machine is tormenting 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:13.720 you for almost two decades. 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:14.920 Correct, yep. 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:21.840 Yeah, man, it's just unplugged, but it's never on, never. 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:22.839 On, and I love by the way. 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:25.480 So yeah, Well, if you haven't pieced it together in 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:28.000 the first twelve minutes, there's gonna be a giant renovation here, 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:29.360 which is gonna be cool. It's the first time in 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:31.840 the twenty five years that it's going to look, you know, 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:36.280 updated on the fifth floor here win. But if you 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:39.800 walk through two months ago and you walked through today 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:43.840 and you said, oh, they started the renovation, the only 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:47.200 thing that is super visible to the naked eye is 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:49.840 that the pop machine and the vending machine are gone. 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:51.520 Nothing else has changed yet. 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:55.960 Same pisses me off too. Why ze, I don't know, 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:58.920 but they started with that. It's like, well to New Year. 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:01.120 They don't need pop to it's a mountain dew. Let's 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:02.880 get rid of the vending machines first. 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:04.559 Technically they started with employees. 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:10.360 Yeah, possibly the vending machine employee. 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:10.800 That's true. 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:12.640 Yeah, yeah, he gave. 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:14.640 Us chips when they were yet. 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:19.599 Yeah, oh maybe he was first. 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:23.880 That's all right. So we found the toaster. You took 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:24.320 the pizza. 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:25.520 It was a brave little toaster. 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:28.199 I'm stealing the Gallican machine because I offered to pay 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:29.280 for it and they wouldn't accept it. 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:29.720 Yeah. 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:32.560 I ain't doing anything like just bring in a uh 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.000 what's the thing on two wheels? 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:36.560 A dollar? 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:39.040 Bringing a dollar? You have to have a with all 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:43.000 your games? Sure, but I can just I'll just lift that. 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:49.720 Celebrating. I'm busy celebrating zax birthday by marching on the capitol. 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:51.360 Today, which capital. 0:13:54.920 --> 0:14:02.440 Well, you don't have to worry about that incumbent anymore. True, Yeah, 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:04.400 it don't matter. I'm just going to smart. 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:07.120 He just wants to go on a self guided tour regardless, 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:07.640 I'm gonna go. 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:10.360 This isn't an insurrection, it's a self guided tour. 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:11.520 It's an erection. 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:13.920 Yeah, he's gonna be definitely rock hard. 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:17.120 Why do you gotta make it gross? Y? 0:14:17.240 --> 0:14:18.160 I don't know why it gross. 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:19.800 You got to be able to dance around it, buddy, 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:21.880 don't just say the words before. 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:23.320 It doesn't matter. 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:26.160 But it's also the first segment of the podcast. If 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:28.240 they're listening to the podcast, it's the first thing they're 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:31.240 hearing is you're saying rock hard. You just said it. Yeah, 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:32.400 but I'm just echoing what you say. 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:34.320 Yeah, and everybody knows you've probably said it first. 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:38.760 Yep, you definitely said it first. Yeah, Bud, Well, I'm sorry. 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:39.240 I said that. 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:42.560 We all are my tongue about half a week ago, 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:43.320 and it's still hurts. 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:44.120 Oh, that sucks. 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:45.080 It's the worst. 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:48.040 Don't you feel dumb when you do it too? 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:50.760 Just the worst. And then like you're probably gonna do 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:51.520 it again. 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:53.840 And keep hitting that same spot a bit. 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:56.640 It sucks, but it is weird how it's it's such 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.000 an involuntary thing. 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:01.360 It's it's just, you know, unconn just like the tongue. 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:04.120 Just stays out of the teeth sway in your entire life, 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:05.520 and then once in a while you bite it and 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:08.600 you go, how dumb am I? How can my brain 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:12.160 and tongue not work together? Sauce take notes? And how 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:13.280 can I pretty good at that? 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:14.120 That's not what I hear? 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:15.840 How do you? 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:18.520 How do you bite your own tongue? You feel so 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:19.840 freaking dumb? 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:22.880 Yeah, And it's it's even better if you're standing on 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:26.000 stage trying to sing and you're like, hit me with you. 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:31.560 Turned into davidly Rode. 0:15:33.480 --> 0:15:34.960 And your eyes are water and people are like, man, 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:48.000 he's really sad about Pat Benatar, Gene Simmons. 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:50.320 Did he bite the head off the bag? 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:55.840 But I know that to ask, I was just. 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:56.760 Going along time. 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:59.320 None of us, none of us can follow your improperly. 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:01.760 Only you took one class. Don't we never know where 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:05.800 you're going? Man, that's okay, you took see again, you 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:08.160 took one class and stole Chris's money. Why can't I 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:09.320 steal the Gallaghan machine? 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:12.360 Yeah, steal it. I steal it for months. 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:14.040 God, I wish you'd been on the Hindenburg. 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.160 Hey, you want to know a cool fact about that? Yeah? 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:24.840 Sure, okay, I said yes, yes quickly, he said yes sure. 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:29.080 Don't you criticize him for the way he says yes, wait, yes, 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:29.880 that's my job. 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:34.680 The way you said it was greasy. Go on, my grandma. 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:36.320 God, I don't care about this. 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:39.600 My mom's well, this isn't funny. Orient your mom's mom. 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:43.600 My mom's mom. No, at least once. She's the one 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:47.040 who never took another love. Again, that's just a lie 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:49.120 she had. I don't know where it is now, but 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:55.440 she had chants spoons and forks from the Hindenburg spoon bade. 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:01.600 If I could have stop time right there, I would 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:02.920 have thought the upside. 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:06.280 Down was about to explode. 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:11.080 Yeah. See, if he could say spoon man, I could 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:13.600 say rock hard. 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:20.600 I said glass though nothing, you'd say it's classy, so true. 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:26.879 You don't say, yeah, you fought a dad one. 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:29.080 So the Hindenburg. 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:32.280 Explodes and your grandma's collecting silverware. 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:34.400 Yeah, I think my grandpa was there. 0:17:35.040 --> 0:17:39.200 Yeah, so hand so well, we're renovating this place. 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:41.000 I can't steal a gallica machine. 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:43.120 But your grandpa's at the scene of an accident. 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:46.400 Are you stealing the china? I guess is silverware? 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:49.040 Yeah, honey, grab those plates. 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:53.000 It was before they met. When did the Hindenburg go down? 0:17:54.080 --> 0:17:54.399 I don't know. 0:17:54.440 --> 0:18:01.640 Ask your ground time, your grandparents many thirty birthday zach 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:03.240 in nineteen thirty seven. 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:07.239 Yeah, I guess. I guess he was there. Where are 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:08.360 those spoons and forks? 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:08.600 Now? 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:11.840 I don't know. Maybe my mom has or ask ask 0:18:11.920 --> 0:18:12.600 on where they are. 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:14.040 One of our guys got hit in the face with 0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:14.560 a stick. 0:18:15.760 --> 0:18:16.440 Joe Hanson. 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:18.439 Yeah, Joe Hanson did the guy. 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:22.920 Day, the guy in the band, Chris Hansen. 0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:28.639 That's Crill's crad. It's not like a spoon. 0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:32.520 I'm by the way, I'm not. I'm not gonna do 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:33.159 this justice. 0:18:33.240 --> 0:18:35.600 I laughed the hardest I've laughed on social media in 0:18:35.640 --> 0:18:38.320 a long time. Yesterday this again. I don't know why 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:39.800