Speaker 1: Well, I guess I'm ready to die.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping to slurp down some of what Tom Brady's
Speaker 2: cranking out.
Speaker 1: I guess that wasn't too smart? Guy?
Speaker 2: Why does that horse have a fupa?
Speaker 1: All of that and so much more? Here on? He
Speaker 1: was dump.
Speaker 2: What not?
Speaker 1: Big dog?
Speaker 2: What up? My man?
Speaker 1: Well? Mac, I was sitting there mine of my own
Speaker 1: bees wax, and I got a message from a listener okay,
Speaker 1: telling me that the company Titan has made another themed casket.
Speaker 1: Oh not only one four because you can choose which
Speaker 1: Ninja Turtle themed casket you want to be buried in.
Speaker 2: Wow, all right, so not to get morbid here. I
Speaker 2: don't think you can pick the Raphael one. Right.
Speaker 1: I would like people to know that I was cool
Speaker 1: but crude.
Speaker 2: I want my services when I passed on on to
Speaker 2: wherever I may go or may not go, to be
Speaker 2: as inexpensive as possible. Bury me in a bag, I
Speaker 2: don't care.
Speaker 1: So I did look it up. Titan sold their Supreme caskets.
Speaker 1: They're Supreme themed caskets. Yeah, instantly when they put those out.
Speaker 1: These ones have not been posted yet for what I
Speaker 1: have seen, but they're gonna run four thousand dollars and
Speaker 1: that kind of seems like a pretty good deal.
Speaker 2: That's a great deal.
Speaker 1: I was thinking of starting my own casket line. But
Speaker 1: get this theme. You ready for this?
Speaker 2: What's bed? Like? Permanent bed? No?
Speaker 1: Like if you're older and you're like, I need a
Speaker 1: new bed, but I also think I'm gonna die soon.
Speaker 1: You buy the bed, okay, and then when you perish,
Speaker 1: they they just close it and that's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what if you die? All right, I'll start a
Speaker 2: competing one called bathtub.
Speaker 1: You go into someone's house in all of their furniture's
Speaker 1: casket theme, just in case they might die on the couch.
Speaker 2: You never know when you're going I need to fold
Speaker 2: up some furniture.
Speaker 1: Good And you're like, oh, well, they did it on
Speaker 1: the Monsters, they did it on the Adams Family, because
Speaker 1: you know those are macabre. Yeah, this is real life
Speaker 1: and you don't want to waste money on a bed
Speaker 1: and a casket.
Speaker 2: No. No, I think we're onto something here. This is
Speaker 2: a million dollar idea.
Speaker 1: But would they be able to fit my California King
Speaker 1: casket in the ground?
Speaker 2: I mean, what's the shark tank pitch? Have you ever
Speaker 2: died in a bed? No? But if you do it
Speaker 2: folds over a kelsone style.
Speaker 1: Look, roughly fifty percent of the world dies in bed
Speaker 1: every year. We're cutting out the middleman and Panada right there, Panini, and.
Speaker 2: Then you get into a calzone stromboli.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's what we should do, George Foreman
Speaker 1: style caskets.
Speaker 2: And it's on a lean so when you die, all
Speaker 2: the juices naturally leak out.
Speaker 1: We're helping the fucking morticians. Those are the people that
Speaker 1: drain all the juices out of here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what they call.
Speaker 1: Speaking of juice is mac news dump. Tom Brady has
Speaker 1: launched his organic coconut water and he is calling it
Speaker 1: good Nut.
Speaker 2: Good Nut. Yeah. I mean, if you're Tom Brady, you
Speaker 2: have license to do really whatever the hell you want
Speaker 2: these days.
Speaker 1: So why not, Well, you know what he wanted to
Speaker 1: call it a first come.
Speaker 2: It's a real norm McDonald joke right there.
Speaker 1: That's what he's calling it.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: It's a little murky, it's a little sweet.
Speaker 2: Come up with the you and the coconut coconut and
Speaker 2: there's there's your Tom Brady product. Come.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's gotten exactly what he wanted out of
Speaker 1: calling it good nut. It's been all over social media,
Speaker 1: everyone saying what did you say?
Speaker 2: Here? Here's a question for you. Would you say you've
Speaker 2: ever had a bad nut?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't say regretful nut?
Speaker 1: Okay, physically, I mean yeah, there's somewhere you're you're really
Speaker 1: pushing to the end. You're really you're pushing rope for
Speaker 1: a while and then you eventually get there and you're like,
Speaker 1: thank god, that's.
Speaker 2: But aren't ey of them bad?
Speaker 1: So you what you want to do because we're just
Speaker 1: we're shark tanking right now. We're gonna make a drink
Speaker 1: called bad nut.
Speaker 2: And it's gonna be the horse decision you've ever made.
Speaker 1: Well, what is the worst nut that we can turn
Speaker 1: into a beverage?
Speaker 2: Cash? Maybe?
Speaker 1: And it's cash? No CASHW milk is delicious?
Speaker 2: You've had CASHW milk?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: What's the differ in cashew and almond milk?
Speaker 1: I think it's the nipples?
Speaker 2: Okay, sure, sure.
Speaker 1: I'll get nipples milk. May peanut juice, Yeah there peanut milk.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's peanut milk, but that's how
Speaker 1: we get pad Thai.
Speaker 2: I mean not really, but sure, we're.
Speaker 1: All around we're beating around the bush right now. Should
Speaker 1: we get into the news of the week.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: Disclosure Day is opening up this weekend, and when looking
Speaker 1: at the other movies that are hitting a wide theater
Speaker 1: release this weekend, I noticed everyone seemed to have just
Speaker 1: gotten out of the way for Steven Spielberg.
Speaker 2: I'm so curious how this movie is gonna be received
Speaker 2: because I've been out on this movie since the Jump
Speaker 2: really since Jump Street.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, don't do that yet. You save that transition,
Speaker 1: you save that.
Speaker 2: This doesn't look good to me whatsoever. After knowing the
Speaker 2: hole to do, after you spoiled it from me that
Speaker 2: I asked you to, I'm even more out on it.
Speaker 2: There are certain cinephiles that will go and watch a
Speaker 2: Steven Spielberg movie. There's also theater goers, or I should
Speaker 2: say people that used to go to the theaters a
Speaker 2: lot as kids for Spielberg movies that will still go
Speaker 2: for Spielberg. So it'll make some money. How much, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: For having the runway of it being the only new
Speaker 1: movie release this week, it's only forecasted to get about
Speaker 1: fifty million.
Speaker 2: And if word of mouth isn't great, the critic reviews.
Speaker 2: Early reviews are solid. If word of mouth isn't great
Speaker 2: from the audience, it's not gonna make two undred million.
Speaker 1: There's too much nonsense in it for me. I explained
Speaker 1: to you, I told you everything about it. Not enough disclosing.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna call it disclosure day, I want at
Speaker 1: least fifty percent disclosure agreed, news done. Also, it's fucked.
Speaker 1: Next weekend Toy Story five comes out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there you go. If it makes seventy this weekend,
Speaker 2: it's got a chance to break two hundred. If it doesn't,
Speaker 2: it won't.
Speaker 1: You know what I saw earlier and I shared it
Speaker 1: on Instagram, someone made a parody of you Know a little.
Speaker 1: It's a Hey Arnold's Obsession themed post where it's Helga
Speaker 1: breaking the one wish Willow and Arnold's in the background
Speaker 1: with his eyes like a cat. Yeah, because she had
Speaker 1: that shrine to him and she would have loved if
Speaker 1: he was obsessed with her.
Speaker 2: I like it. I like it.
Speaker 1: You know who I didn't care for?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: Big Patty?
Speaker 2: Sure, I don't think anyone's a big Patty fan.
Speaker 1: And then Harolds is way too old to be in
Speaker 1: that grade.
Speaker 2: I mean, we had those kids though, you know, come
Speaker 2: see me, those kids are everywhere.
Speaker 1: Do you prefer stink or Sid? Sid for sure said
Speaker 1: out a cool backwards hate. How do you feel about
Speaker 1: Chocolate Boy?
Speaker 2: I'm indifferent.
Speaker 1: I like the guy who had the pigeons.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, what's his name?
Speaker 1: Where would you put stoop Kid?
Speaker 2: Stup Kid, for being in one episode had a lasting impact.
Speaker 1: You know what. Okay, So, first off, he is in
Speaker 1: multiple episodes, but he's the focus of one episode. Okay,
Speaker 1: that might be a topic right there of characters who
Speaker 1: showed up once.
Speaker 2: Just lingered top lingerers a.
Speaker 1: Talking point of the show.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you talk, hey Arnold, you're getting to
Speaker 2: stoop Kid within two minutes, Yes, easily. You're talking about
Speaker 2: stoop Kid for sure. You talk about stup Kid, you
Speaker 2: talk about how small their baseball field was, and you're
Speaker 2: talking about Helga's gum statue and Arnold's bedroom. That's Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 1: Also, we should have our buddy, the Seeger guy back on,
Speaker 1: just to get a little traction here. Okay, I'll ask
Speaker 1: him about stup Kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're listening to this podcast and you're aware
Speaker 2: of the social media phenomenon, Seegar bar and Seeger Guy,
Speaker 2: he's been on this podcast.
Speaker 1: He has, so listen three times, four times. Listen to us.
Speaker 1: We know him, We know that we know him. I've
Speaker 1: known him for a long time.
Speaker 2: You guys went to elementary school together, we did.
Speaker 1: And we share the same first name, Cigar do seeger.
Speaker 1: Last name guy Guy, We're brothers. Mac That Mario is
Speaker 1: now over a billion dollars the first movie of twenty
Speaker 1: twenty six to get to that number. Butt Michael is
Speaker 1: right up its butt at nine hundred million.
Speaker 2: So is there just like ten theaters this movie still in,
Speaker 2: still making money. I don't really get it.
Speaker 1: And then also once again I assume that once Toy
Speaker 1: Story five is there, they're like, all right, see you later, Mario,
Speaker 1: we don't need you know more, Bye Mario. Okay, that
Speaker 1: does make sense to me though, that a theater is
Speaker 1: going to try and keep at least one kid friendly
Speaker 1: animated movie for as long as possible, for.
Speaker 2: Sure, and Animal Friends is not coming out.
Speaker 1: That's your son of a bitch. We were so close
Speaker 1: Animal Farming about Animal Friends. Everyone's like Animal Farm Friends
Speaker 1: coming out.
Speaker 2: Animal Farms stunk. And then Sheep Detectives is doing well critically,
Speaker 2: but not making any money.
Speaker 1: But that's not animated. Yeah, you're right, But it does
Speaker 1: the opposite of what Disclosure Day did, and that is
Speaker 1: that the sheeps are detectives.
Speaker 2: It does the opposite of every other movie of all time,
Speaker 2: and that the sheeps are detectives.
Speaker 1: But it also the title tells you what it is, yes.
Speaker 2: Right right from from from Jump Street.
Speaker 1: It's just like mal Rats, where that's a story about
Speaker 1: mal rats, Clerks a story about clerks. Jay and Silent
Speaker 1: Bob is a movie about Jay and Silent Bob striking back.
Speaker 2: Those are the only movies, you understand.
Speaker 1: Kevin Smith knew what he was doing. His movies were
Speaker 1: in the fucking title Jersey Girl. It's Jersey Boy, right,
Speaker 1: Jersey Boy is a Jelie is not Kevin Smith.
Speaker 2: No, oh, you're just talking Kevin.
Speaker 1: Because of Jeelie's f failure, then Jersey Girl was lampooned.
Speaker 2: Sure, Sure that made me think of Jersey Boys and
Speaker 2: how they get sold on Jersey Boys on Broadway and
Speaker 2: the other guys. How was it was fantastic?
Speaker 1: I like how high their voices go. News Dope from
Speaker 1: Jump Street right MAC twenty four Jump Street is in
Speaker 1: the works and might be saying to yourself, right now,
Speaker 1: hold on a g darn second, there go. The last
Speaker 1: one was twenty two Jump Street. Well, one of the
Speaker 1: writers posted on Instagram the script with the little tagline saying,
Speaker 1: it took so long to make we had to skip one.
Speaker 2: I would love if the first five minutes of this
Speaker 2: movie is a montage of twenty three Jump Street A
Speaker 2: lah the post credits of twenty.
Speaker 1: Well, the post credits of twenty two was twenty three
Speaker 1: through like thirty one Jump Street.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, It's unfortunate that the Men in Black Jump Street,
Speaker 2: I would have been fantastic never came to fruition. However,
Speaker 2: seeing how Men in Black became something entirely different, that's
Speaker 2: probably for the best. I'm so stupid. I didn't realize
Speaker 2: we had jumped twenty three until I don't know a
Speaker 2: day later, when I saw the tweet about them talking
Speaker 2: about them jumping twenty three, I was like, oh, right,
Speaker 2: we did miss twenty three. Do you think do you
Speaker 2: think they're jumping it? Because Michael Jordan was gonna sue.
Speaker 1: Them, Yeah, that's it as of right now. Jonah Hill,
Speaker 1: Channing Tatum, and Ice Cuber all in talks to return
Speaker 1: obviously they can't go back to high school. Or maybe
Speaker 1: that's the joke. You do send them back to high
Speaker 1: school and they're all fifty year old men.
Speaker 2: They go back to elementary school. Big Daddy Start, Big Daddy.
Speaker 1: That's Billy Madison, Happy gilboist Oyle, that's Mac. I was
Speaker 1: pulling cuts because I was doing a news rap on
Speaker 1: this story earlier, and while combing through these two movies.
Speaker 1: First off, I could only use one or two cuts.
Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed to use any of the other cuts
Speaker 1: FCC policy. But I had forgotten how funny these movies are.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm I mean the twenty tens was devoid of comedy.
Speaker 1: It actually wasn't.
Speaker 2: Two of the best movies comedically in the twenty tens
Speaker 2: are easily twenty one and twenty two Jump Street. It
Speaker 2: might be on the rushmore of comedies the twenty tens.
Speaker 1: I also take back what I just said, because I
Speaker 1: was only thinking of Ted. Ted was twenty ten, and.
Speaker 2: Then I know that that might also be on that.
Speaker 1: Twenty thirteen or whatever it is for the sequel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it depends how if you do the Keif decades
Speaker 2: that counts, If not, you.
Speaker 1: Know, top of my head, okay, best comedies of the
Speaker 1: twenty tens, even though we did a podcast on this
Speaker 1: and you can look it up. Twenty one Jump Street,
Speaker 1: The Hangover three, that's all I got.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna google it right now, you're gonna google. We
Speaker 2: already did a podcast Comedies of the twenty five I.
Speaker 1: Was go back and listen to that. I don't remember what.
Speaker 2: I said five minutes ago. You think I'm gonna remember
Speaker 2: what I said.
Speaker 1: Then No, I don't, actually, because you have a horrible memory.
Speaker 2: I mean, Bride'smaids will probably be all.
Speaker 1: Oh, Bridesmaids is great. That's twenty eleven. The Nice Guys,
Speaker 1: The Nice Guys.
Speaker 2: Once upon a Time in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: That's not really a comedy.
Speaker 2: Ran Buddh Budapest Hotel. That's my favorite.
Speaker 1: That's not really a comedy, ey though, sure is it's
Speaker 1: Wes Anderson.
Speaker 2: This list has Spy on it Goo, that's right.
Speaker 1: Spy Spy wasn't bad? Though?
Speaker 2: Was it bad? Was it bad? The Big Short?
Speaker 1: It's funny, fine, but that's kind of like Neighbors upon
Speaker 1: a Time. Oh Neighbors is good. I like neighbors.
Speaker 2: I like grown Ups. People watch that movie.
Speaker 1: Oh grown Ups three is in the works too. Game Night,
Speaker 1: Game Night, Game Night is good enough. Book Smart, Book Smart,
Speaker 1: That's the other Guys is twenty ten, Okay, I think
Speaker 1: that's enough. News Dope a podcast on that got a
Speaker 1: trailer for The Social Reckoning, written and directed by Aaron Sorkin,
Speaker 1: starring Jeremy Allen White, Mikey Madison, and Jeremy Strong as
Speaker 1: do Zook.
Speaker 2: So I love Mikey Madison. I guess I don't mind
Speaker 2: Jeremy Allen White. He's just everywhere now, which is fine.
Speaker 2: That's maybe a me thing. Jeremy Strong's Zuckerberg. I can't
Speaker 2: tell if it's the greatest thing ever or the worst
Speaker 2: thing ever. I'm not sure yet.
Speaker 1: That's how listeners feel about this show on a weekly basis,
Speaker 1: and it's.
Speaker 2: A completely different character. They're twenty years apart. Literally. Eisenberg's
Speaker 2: take on the character. The college aged character was frantic,
Speaker 2: a menace, massive dickhead. This is another dickhead version of it,
Speaker 2: but it's more. I guess, I just know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to feel about it. It's dedicated. I'm
Speaker 2: sure this movie has a chance of being great, but
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's gonna be because it has.
Speaker 2: Really it's got sky high expectations. Speaking of the twenty tens,
Speaker 2: goose sky high. That was like two thousand and six,
Speaker 2: that's a while ago. The Social Network is the best
Speaker 2: movie of the twenty tens, if I agree, But that
Speaker 2: my humble opinion. The Social Reckoning has to follow that up,
Speaker 2: and I don't know how it's gonna do it.
Speaker 1: It is done. Colin Farrell said that he's only in
Speaker 1: two scenes as Penguin in The Batman Too. Is he
Speaker 1: hinting that he is gonna clump?
Speaker 2: I'm figuring since the most recent thing we've seen in
Speaker 2: that universe was the Peng Penguin. Uh. He will be
Speaker 2: in one of the first couple scenes as in a
Speaker 2: little transition, and then about halfway of the movie there'll
Speaker 2: be a meeting with the penguin.
Speaker 1: And that's all I need in these movies. I don't
Speaker 1: need every movie to have the same characters starring in them.
Speaker 1: I just need them to pop up for a second.
Speaker 1: We say, okay, that's where he is. He's still in
Speaker 1: the universe, and then he goes off and does his
Speaker 1: own thing.
Speaker 2: Were you a big fan of pop up video?
Speaker 1: A pop pop video. I love a pop video. Oh
Speaker 1: you know what we were doing. So on our trip
Speaker 1: to New York, we went down a real nice rabbit
Speaker 1: hole of nineties boy band girl band pop playlist on
Speaker 1: the old Apple Music. That's what I use, bangers only,
Speaker 1: yes and no. We went discography okay, and we started
Speaker 1: out within sync. Yeah, not as lengthy as I remember.
Speaker 2: No Strings Attached is one of the best pop albums
Speaker 2: of all time. The one after that is when it
Speaker 2: was the j T Show. I forget the name of it,
Speaker 2: but that's the one that had Girlfriend Gone, that went
Speaker 2: more r and b ishes. They leaned into Timberlake's voice.
Speaker 2: That album is also very good. The one prior No
Speaker 2: Strings Attached, the two prior to that, it was it
Speaker 2: was like two to three songs that were good. So
Speaker 2: I would I would agree with you that Backstreets Core
Speaker 2: was better. But then I think the heights of in
Speaker 2: Sync is better than Backstreet.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Backstreet Boy has two or three songs
Speaker 1: that really fucking smash.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite Backstreet song?
Speaker 1: Back Streets back? All right, it's the call? What the Call?
Speaker 2: Let me play about that day?
Speaker 1: And Backstreet Boys longer? And I think we then said,
Speaker 1: went to Spice Girls. Surprisingly shallow pool of music from.
Speaker 2: This they only really had two albums. The album that
Speaker 2: has the song Mama on it. I think it's the second,
Speaker 2: it's their first second, but this is only two. I
Speaker 2: can think of Spice World. That album is great. That
Speaker 2: album was great.
Speaker 1: Spice up your life and want to be really only
Speaker 1: ones that push forward. Everything else is kind of false flash.
Speaker 1: I get it. You know the music Britney spears though,
Speaker 1: and maybe it's just because everyone kept on feeding her
Speaker 1: songs for a decade. Yep, she could go for hours.
Speaker 2: She's got three great albums.
Speaker 1: She can go for hours.
Speaker 2: But you know, it is a good point, so I
Speaker 2: wouldn't say we shit on Brittany. Britney gets shot on
Speaker 2: because she's kooky and maybe she didn't have the strongest
Speaker 2: voice comparatively, but you're right, bangers and there was like
Speaker 2: three versions of Britney too over the years, so you
Speaker 2: got to give her credit for changing over time. What's
Speaker 2: your favorite Britney song?
Speaker 1: Ooh, the one in the red suit.
Speaker 2: Oops, that did it again?
Speaker 1: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: I would go stronger, maybe strong I don't like stronger, Yes,
Speaker 2: I like not a girl, not yet a woman that's.
Speaker 1: A solid one. And then Lucky's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Lucky's a great one. Luck he's a great one. I
Speaker 2: like the slower Britney.
Speaker 1: Stuff, Britney Backstreet and saying spice girls. That's how my
Speaker 1: list went. That's sure.
Speaker 2: Did you dive into like the otowns lfos ninety eight
Speaker 2: degrees that sort of stuff? You didn't do any Christina?
Speaker 1: Huh, my wife doesn't like Christina.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think Christina is anyone's favorite.
Speaker 1: But here we are whatever we just talked about here,
Speaker 1: who's dumb? Oh? After getting pointed out on social media,
Speaker 1: how does Supergirl have earrings if she's Kryptonian? James Gunn
Speaker 1: of course chimed in, because that's what James Gunn does,
Speaker 1: and he said, as explained in Superman, the same way
Speaker 1: she gets drunk, she goes to a planet with a
Speaker 1: red son. Not to mention she was raised on a
Speaker 1: chunk of Krypton so didn't even experience superpowers until her teens.
Speaker 2: Are people just that stupid? Are they that dumb? Like
Speaker 2: it's it's canon that Superman from the same planet, from
Speaker 2: the same bloodline. If he goes to a planet with
Speaker 2: the red Sun. He has no powers. On his own
Speaker 2: home planet, he has no powers. One would deduce that
Speaker 2: a young girl who didn't leave Kryptond until she was
Speaker 2: a teenager probably got our ears piers.
Speaker 1: On kryptod top deuces, go.
Speaker 2: A twelve six curve, Give me four. I need three more,
Speaker 2: Bigelow mal Jigglow.
Speaker 1: That's two, Tatum, that's three McAllister coming in fifth, just outside,
Speaker 1: honorable mention, A poop.
Speaker 2: And the turlet.
Speaker 1: Speaking of turlets, you see. Okay, so I'm so fucking confused.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: We got the news that the Odyssey popcorn bucket last
Speaker 1: week was gonna be an Imax camera, which I thought
Speaker 1: was the dumbest thing ever. That should just be the Imax,
Speaker 1: Like when you go to an Imax movie, you can
Speaker 1: buy the dumb Imax camera as your popcorn bucket. Sure,
Speaker 1: it shouldn't be what the Odyssey is pushing for.
Speaker 2: It should just come with your forty seven dollars Imax ticket.
Speaker 1: When you spend one hundred dollar the Imax theat or
Speaker 1: you get a little piece of plastic you can put
Speaker 1: your popcorn in. But then we got work plastic meatball.
Speaker 1: The actual popcorn bucket is you eat out of a
Speaker 1: horse as if it's a kangaroo.
Speaker 2: You have to give fillatios to a horse with the
Speaker 2: fucking heart. You have to cut a linguy a horse
Speaker 2: to get your popcorn. And so here's the question I
Speaker 2: asked to put popcorn on it? Does it go down
Speaker 2: the horse's mouth and then drains into.
Speaker 1: I would assume that you're still putting it into that fupa.
Speaker 1: But do you think it's true? Do you think it's
Speaker 1: a rule that we're not allowed to use our hands?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It'll turn into a drinking device, that's
Speaker 2: for sure. It's a little hole in the mouth and
Speaker 2: now you get a little shooter type of thing.
Speaker 1: I don't care for this one, although can you fuck it?
Speaker 2: Certainly could?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you certainly could.
Speaker 2: Is it the first one that you can give kind
Speaker 2: of lingus to?
Speaker 1: I mean, you can do whatever you want to that
Speaker 1: fucking dune bucket? It might be analogous though, thinking of
Speaker 1: the shape, of course. Sure news done. Trailer for the
Speaker 1: final season of The Bear This hits Hulu on June
Speaker 1: twenty fifth, Yes Chef.
Speaker 2: Yes Chef, Which is the only thing I've ever taken
Speaker 2: from the show, which somehow you know I don't. I
Speaker 2: don't like to be a negative Nancy qu's.
Speaker 1: Talked about eating a horse.
Speaker 2: I am how does how does that correlate with being negative?
Speaker 1: I think that's pretty possible.
Speaker 2: I'm glad that my flag in the sand about the
Speaker 2: bear like three years ago. I'm like, this shell's really
Speaker 2: not that great. And you know who, you know who
Speaker 2: talks about the bear these days? No one, No one
Speaker 2: mentions the bear.
Speaker 1: Gives pretty excited about this trailer.
Speaker 2: No one, he's even seen the trailer.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind if they released a popcorn bucket for
Speaker 1: the show. It was a bear.
Speaker 2: Where would you popcorn out of the bear? Oh?
Speaker 1: The mouth when you just give it kisses? I hope
Speaker 1: you open mouth kissed the bear again, popcorn out?
Speaker 2: That is weirder than kind of linguis?
Speaker 1: You're right? Kissing is weird. Kissing is weird? Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: Gonna say what I was to say.
Speaker 1: There's no got our first trailer for l the Legally
Speaker 1: Blonde prequel show that is coming to Prime Sure on
Speaker 1: July first, all eight episodes hitting Prime. So hear me
Speaker 1: out the movie Legally Blonde. Yeah, I've seen fish out
Speaker 1: of water. She goes to Harvard doesn't fit in this.
Speaker 2: Movie, not swimming, sinking.
Speaker 1: Maybe on the top. She's like splashing the celt needs
Speaker 1: a rescue ring this movie. She lives in bel Air
Speaker 1: High School show shut Up, and her mother June Diane Rayphiel,
Speaker 1: says to her, we're moving to Seattle because you know
Speaker 1: it's the nineties. Yeah, and then she goes to Seattle.
Speaker 1: Doesn't fit in Fish out of Water. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: premise of the show. I just explained it to you.
Speaker 2: I thought it was gonna lead in the Clueless. I
Speaker 2: thought that you're jaring somehow a line between this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what if she leaves Clueless to then
Speaker 1: join Nirvana.
Speaker 2: I think that el Woods, you could have built a
Speaker 2: show around that character that's not even pre coolish, like
Speaker 2: just have like the ditsy blonde lawyer post first movie
Speaker 2: operating in Boston operating.
Speaker 1: Called Legally Blonde, Too, Red White and Blond Dummy.
Speaker 2: You know what shirt I saw on?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Was it in real life or not? Now? I don't
Speaker 2: know if I was what I've watched so many television
Speaker 2: shows the last couple of days ago. I don't remember
Speaker 2: if I saw this in real life or might have
Speaker 2: been in Girls the show TV Show Girls. It's either
Speaker 2: in real life or the TV show Girls.
Speaker 1: I saw a new game show. Was it Real life
Speaker 1: or the TV show Girls?
Speaker 2: A T shirt that read I survived the third season
Speaker 2: of Ally McBeal and I wish I knew the joke.
Speaker 2: I wish I knew the joke. Though I'm aware of
Speaker 2: Ali McBeal, I'm aware of all the cast of characters
Speaker 2: on Ally McBeal, I didn't know that people hated the
Speaker 2: third season of Ally McBeal.
Speaker 1: What season was the Uga chucka Baby? That's what I
Speaker 1: want to know. What season was the Uga chucka Baby?
Speaker 1: It's nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 2: This is good podcasting us googling stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't find it. I can't do
Speaker 1: too much with it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, do people hate the third season of
Speaker 2: Ally McBeal.
Speaker 1: That's what we all want to know on this show.
Speaker 1: Allan McBeal had a fucking star studded cast.
Speaker 2: But I sure did it, Sure did.
Speaker 1: But back to Elwood's I don't know. One of the
Speaker 1: big sticking points of the first movie is you had
Speaker 1: Jennifer Coolidge in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can get Jennifer Coolidge for this
Speaker 1: because she's you know, it's a different time.
Speaker 2: Is she still white? Lotusing it up?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Mac, that's not bad. I could play
Speaker 1: Jennifer Coolidge.
Speaker 2: I yes, little Nicky.
Speaker 1: Now that you mentioned it, Jennifer Coolidge does sound like
Speaker 1: little Nicky.
Speaker 2: Good AI overview Yes. The third season of Alan McBeal
Speaker 2: is widely considered a major turning point where many fans
Speaker 2: and critics began to dislike the show.
Speaker 1: Oh Jump the Shark.
Speaker 2: While it was a massive rating success, ranking as the
Speaker 2: second highest rated season in the show's history with over
Speaker 2: twelve million viewers, the creative choices made during the season
Speaker 2: cost significant backlash. Do you want to know the primary reasons?
Speaker 2: There's four of them. First one the destruction and exit
Speaker 2: of Billy Thomas. That's right, Billy Thomas.
Speaker 1: The actor or the character. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 1: This is good all.
Speaker 2: Number two excessive quirking and Jump the Shark fantasies. Showrunner
Speaker 2: David E. Kelly was stretched thin across multiple shows at
Speaker 2: the time, leading to lazy and repetitive writing. Okay, number three,
Speaker 2: go Ali's character progression stalled as we all know, everyone
Speaker 2: has to progress in a linear manner because they hang out.
Speaker 1: In bathrooms in the show. So the stalls GOO.
Speaker 2: And number four critical backlash, while Metacritics shows the series
Speaker 2: overall maintained decent historical marks. Specific tracking for season three
Speaker 2: on platforms like roddy Te's features a dish thirty eight
Speaker 2: percent critic score, with reviews from Time calling the plot
Speaker 2: self indulgent sludge. That's crazy that show about Boston lawyers
Speaker 2: would be self indulgent sludge.
Speaker 1: And legally blonde. Also about lawyers crossover, there's dot. Now
Speaker 1: let's get to the portion of the show that I'm
Speaker 1: excited about, all right. I saw that Omar Gooding, he
Speaker 1: famously played Mo on Smart Guy.
Speaker 2: He was also in that ESPN football show called Playmakers.
Speaker 1: He was the amazing show. He was on hanging with
Speaker 1: mister Cooper.
Speaker 2: Sure was, Sure was.
Speaker 1: Moe was a wonderful character, really got the laps every
Speaker 1: single time. Great delivery. But he said that taj Maori
Speaker 1: ghosted Smart Guy when he was denied higher pay, and
Speaker 1: that is the reason why Smart Guy was canceled.
Speaker 2: I don't want to pretend I might be a little
Speaker 2: brighter than Omar Gooding here, I do want to point
Speaker 2: out to him that Taj Maori child probably wasn't making
Speaker 2: any he of.
Speaker 1: His monoch terry teenager at the time.
Speaker 2: More likely than not Tea into marriage.
Speaker 1: Do you think Tea and Too marriage? My Tea and
Speaker 1: to Marrow were in Joe had.
Speaker 2: Been busy learning the industry via Tea and to Mirror.
Speaker 2: Probably said, hey, Taj is worth more money because he
Speaker 2: could make Tea and Too Marror money. You know what
Speaker 2: he couldn't do get that money.
Speaker 1: Show ended well, So what Omar said was that one day,
Speaker 1: like middle of the season, he just stopped showing up
Speaker 1: and he's like, you signed a contract, wait until the
Speaker 1: end of the year, and then get your money after that.
Speaker 2: Once again, child, he's not making any of these decisions.
Speaker 1: Teenager at the time, Yeah, still a child.
Speaker 2: At what age is a child an adult?
Speaker 1: G I don't know how to answer that.
Speaker 2: I'd say seventeen. I think twenty five, sixteen to twenty five.
Speaker 1: I think as we go on further, living longer in life, thirty.
Speaker 2: My youngest sibling is turning twenty one in the fall.
Speaker 1: M hm.
Speaker 2: They good point. They are still children.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so don't get on Omar.
Speaker 2: Don't get on taj Omar?
Speaker 1: Why are is? Because Tas was on fucking Kim Possible.
Speaker 2: That you're all the wait like Kim Possible.
Speaker 1: He played the kid in the chair, Christy Carlson, Romano,
Speaker 1: will Fredell, Taz Mauri Bang, he's a smart guy. Dude,
Speaker 1: dud it was demp. I didn't realize you were so
Speaker 1: into the Maoris of as truth. How do you feel
Speaker 1: about Tea and Tamara? They wouldn't stole on a show.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out which one I like more.
Speaker 1: One of them was on a talk show.
Speaker 2: One of them still is, I think on a talk show.
Speaker 2: I like her less because she does that.
Speaker 1: I don't think that talk show is still on, though
Speaker 1: you might be right. It was the one because you
Speaker 1: had the view the talk, and then there was the
Speaker 1: other one. She was on the other one.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought she was on the talk. No?
Speaker 1: Ask okay, Google again, ask Google right now, get the Google.
Speaker 1: Aii just googled what.
Speaker 2: Are Tea and Tamara doing now? T and Tamara Mauri
Speaker 2: ballanced successful careers parenting.
Speaker 1: That's not helping me. Which one was on the talk show?
Speaker 1: And then what was the talk show called? And then
Speaker 1: who were the other co hosts?
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, Tamara Maury Housley. She could hyphenated
Speaker 2: last name now Howsley. Phil Housley is married to Phil
Speaker 2: Housley Media hosting. She's a complished television host record As
Speaker 2: for her work on The Reel, The Reel, That's what
Speaker 2: it was, were Hallmark Crown Media projects, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Ta Maori remains highly visible in the entertainment and lifestyle space.
Speaker 2: She stars and produces her reality docu series Okay called
Speaker 2: Tia Mauri My Next Act, and return to acting in
Speaker 2: projects like The Game.
Speaker 1: Oh the Game, No, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: The game was on bet in the two thousands.
Speaker 1: And I think it came back. Actually that's what it was, Yes,
Speaker 1: because that wasn't it has what's her name from? Joe Dirt,
Speaker 1: Britty Daniel, Brittany Daniel.
Speaker 2: Thank you, it does.
Speaker 1: We're doing a great job on this podcast news Dumb.
Speaker 1: And then finally we are getting a Sandlot sequel. In quote,
Speaker 1: it's a spiritual sequel if you will series. This is
Speaker 1: via Deadline. Patrick run Out, who you might know as
Speaker 1: the great hand being out from the mean Green Hamilton porter.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that he's bringing the gang back together,
Speaker 1: and many of the original cast members from The Sandlot
Speaker 1: are re teaming up for a new comedy series that
Speaker 1: is produced by Runner's production company, him Bino Media. They'll
Speaker 1: be appearing every once in a while. The show is
Speaker 1: gonna be about someone who takes over his son's little
Speaker 1: league team, his kids little league team, and he doesn't
Speaker 1: realize this, but it's not just the unruly players that
Speaker 1: he has to deal with. It's the other coaches, the parents,
Speaker 1: and sometimes it's himself. But if that's not enough nineties
Speaker 1: nostalgia for you, Mac, his wife played by Daniel Fischl.
Speaker 2: Danielle Fachelle is how I would say it. I am
Speaker 2: jealous that I don't own a production company called him
Speaker 2: Beino Media to cast Danielle Fichell as my fictional wife.
Speaker 2: Kudos to him. He's going full Sandler. You just cast
Speaker 2: hot people in your loved ones Le.
Speaker 1: Mac goes in a shark tank and he's like, look,
Speaker 1: I got this show idea. Daniel Fishle's my wife. I go, well,
Speaker 1: what's the pitch? First off, we don't work. Why are
Speaker 1: you pitching movies to us on shark Tank? Secondly, what's
Speaker 1: the show about. I'm married to Daniel Fishle.
Speaker 2: And we're just doing life. We're snuggling, we're making.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of cuddling. There's no kissing. No fucking
Speaker 1: kissing is weird unless it's a bucket.
Speaker 2: Over the closed type of stuff.
Speaker 1: We go out, we collect popcorn buckets and we adhere
Speaker 1: to the rules of what the popcorn buckets are. Sometimes
Speaker 1: no hands no hands allowed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, good for her.
Speaker 1: Though, I'm happy that she's getting back into acting.
Speaker 2: She's just making free money. She doesn't do anything of
Speaker 2: this role.
Speaker 1: I'm not one to you know, point out people's looks.
Speaker 1: She looks amazing right now.
Speaker 2: Well, she just came off Dancing with the Stars, which obviously.
Speaker 1: Well she's coming off her pod. I'm sorry, Doc Meets
Speaker 1: World documentary. That's her most recent thing.
Speaker 2: She also, I think it was breast cancer she had
Speaker 2: like four years ago, and so I think she's been
Speaker 2: taking her health a lot seriously the last a lot
Speaker 2: more serious. Less three or four years. She beat some cancer.
Speaker 2: I don't recall what it is, but I think that's
Speaker 2: when she really started getting.
Speaker 1: I know she also, I don't know if she's the author,
Speaker 1: if she's just contributed. But they wrote a book. I
Speaker 1: think it's book meets World.
Speaker 2: I guess when you're known for that one thing, you
Speaker 2: just keep doing that.
Speaker 1: They're a squeeze in this podcast as long as they can.
Speaker 1: They're on season seven right now, and they don't know
Speaker 1: what else to do.
Speaker 2: Did you like the Serious finale?
Speaker 1: For a series finale, it's good enough, pretty good. It's
Speaker 1: not the boys. No one offers the each other shit
Speaker 1: or anything. But Corey's moving to New York and Sean's like,
Speaker 1: don't leave me behind or whatever you want to did Corey,
Speaker 1: I'll eat your shit to Panga.
Speaker 2: That's the pilot episode of the sand Loot Serious him
Speaker 2: Beino saying that.
Speaker 1: That's what Mac pitched. Actually, jeez, my wife, and guess
Speaker 1: what I do to her?
Speaker 2: I just beg.
Speaker 1: And I try to fly, but I don't have superpowers.
Speaker 1: A news dump, well, that might have been our worst
Speaker 1: news dump to date possible. I don't think we revealed
Speaker 1: any news.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know. I don't remember one thing.
Speaker 1: I should You should let the doctor know that when
Speaker 1: your next doctor's appointment. Be like, I do a podcast
Speaker 1: and I don't know anything. I say a while if
Speaker 1: I'm bored. I'll just like scroll Spotify through on one
Speaker 1: of our random episodes.
Speaker 2: And I'm stunned as to what we've we're talking about.
Speaker 2: I don't remember a word of it.
Speaker 1: That's why I like mix nuts so much. I get
Speaker 1: to go back and revisit the stuff and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I guess we have talked about this.
Speaker 2: We've come so far.
Speaker 1: Just like coconut water juice, No, it's juice.
Speaker 2: Five or six years ago, I would staunchly deny or
Speaker 2: confirm things you said. I'd say now it's all. I
Speaker 2: have no idea.
Speaker 1: Check us out at the beginning of next week. Supergirl
Speaker 1: is coming out soon. We need to do our Girl draft.
Speaker 1: We need to draft moons, we need to draft wishes.
Speaker 1: That's our next one. There we go. I just did it.
Speaker 1: That's three. News Dump. Have you ever heard the wolf
Speaker 1: cry to the blue corn moon?
Speaker 2: Where did you get the moons?
Speaker 1: Ask the weeping willows?
Speaker 2: Why they billow?
Speaker 3: Do something with colors of the mountain, mountains, paint with
Speaker 3: all the colors of the mountain, something with the something
Speaker 3: of the wind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got it, we nailed it.
Speaker 1: News Dump.