WEBVTT - 9am Hour - AHHHH 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:01.880 On the Dave Ryan in the Morning Show one on 0:00:01.960 --> 0:00:04.880 one point three k d W B Wiscinsin. 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:09.840 I'm super thrilled because Carson and Chase, both my sons, 0:00:09.920 --> 0:00:13.600 just liked my Instagram post of Ukulele Club last strats. 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:15.640 Wow, your children appreciate well. 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:18.520 I do appreciate that did Ukulele Club last night. I 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:20.599 put a post. There's a picture of an adorable five 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:23.000 year old girl. I'm doing a magic trick for Look 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:26.119 at the delight in her face. Delight to see that, delight. 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:28.720 See it because I don't pulled up on my phone. Yeah, 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:32.960 look at she is so happy? Get a biggest so 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:34.800 happy or she just needs a p I can't. 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:38.839 Tell to go check those out. Carson is in Europe. 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:41.880 He just he was is somewhere in Germany for the 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:46.120 David Kushner tour. He's the tour manager, and they lost 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:49.720 their luggage. They had no idea where it was. He 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:53.360 had no underwear, no contacts, no contact solution, no glasses, 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:56.800 no yodorant, toothbrush, anything. So I still don't know whether 0:00:56.840 --> 0:01:02.040 they found everything. But the cautionary tale, the whole flying 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:04.640 thing kind of a mess, yeah, kind of a mess. 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:06.080 And you tell me that I don't want to hear it. 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:07.399 I gotta fly on Saturday. 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:09.320 Hopefully it'll be better on Saturday. I mean, I don't know. 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:11.240 The whole government shut down is kind of seems like 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:13.760 it's going to be wrapping up hearing. 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:18.200 They're still canceling stuff every day, are they still? Yeah? 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:19.960 Do you want me to tell you what they've canceled? 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:20.720 No? 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:22.680 I want some good news. I got like a list 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:24.319 and I had to scroll once. 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:26.720 That's how long will I believe you? 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:27.080 Yeah? 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:29.279 Let's instead talk about this is just the most random 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:31.559 thing ever. What are you going to the doctor for today? 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:33.840 And this came up yesterday because a woman texted in 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:36.679 and said, my husband's going in for like spinal surgery. 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:39.240 Can you give him a shout out? Sure? And you 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:41.000 think about how most of us are like, go to 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:43.520 go to work, You're good to meeting today, You're gonna 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:45.200 go to lunch with a client, and a lot of 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:46.880 people like they're taking the morning off. They got to 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:49.080 go to work. Some people are having surgery. What are 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:51.400 you going to the doctor for today? 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:56.000 To go to the doctor to get an endoscopy? Because 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:58.960 I have EOE, which basically means that I have like 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:03.280 implm in my esophagus and it has been causing me 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:05.520 some issues. But I've been on a different diet for 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:08.079 it and on a medication for it, and so they're 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:10.400 doing a book. They're doing a follow up and offscup 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:13.440 to make sure that everything is okay. Basically, they stick 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:16.440 a camera down your throat, into your stomach and your 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:17.560 intestines and look around. 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:21.639 So wow, if I've had done several times, you're half unconscious. 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:24.720 They put you under some sedation where you're awake and 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:27.799 can cooperate, but you don't remember any of this. 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:29.240 Yeah. 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:31.320 Hey, I'm going to the doctor today to get some 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:34.880 prescriptions to read films, and also to get a new 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:38.760 primary is my last one. 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:41.080 That sucks when you love a doctor and they retire. 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:43.280 It's like, oh man, all right, here's another one. Kind 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:43.680 of funny. 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:46.119 I am going to the doctor today because last night 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:47.519 I went to take my cat off. 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:50.240 My dresser and I went to walk across the bed. 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:52.320 I know you shouldn't walk on the bed, but I 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:54.480 hit my head on the ceiling fan and my head 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:55.640 is bleeding everywhere. 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:58.720 I got the bleeding to stop, but I think I 0:02:58.720 --> 0:02:59.600 got a concussion. 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:04.680 Oh out, damn cat. 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:06.600 Why are you going to the doctor. 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:07.280 Katie B. 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:10.079 I haven't scheduled it yet, but I need to go 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:14.240 to the doctor or urging Care today to get a 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:16.280 strap test because as. 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:20.840 You can hear, I sound my crap. So love you guys, 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:28.120 Thank you. I feel like I got some on me 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:31.320 same Now, why are you going to the doctor? 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:34.559 I met the doctor this morning for my yearly mammogram. 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:37.280 In the words of Michael Scott, got to get those 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:38.760 ticking time bombs checked on. 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:44.480 It's funny. 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:45.440 Why are you going to the doctor? 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:48.880 I am going to the doctor today to have a 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:53.280 procedure surgery where they have to remove my I U 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:57.760 D which is embedded in my uterus. So that will 0:03:57.800 --> 0:03:58.839 be so much fun. 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:00.720 Is that to happen? 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:00.920 Right? 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:03.480 That means that grew around it. 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:06.920 Why are you going to the doctor? 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.520 I am going the doctor to the doctor today for 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:14.200 an eye UI inter uterine insemination. I believe it's my 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:17.159 second round, hoping to get pregnant this time. 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:18.040 Fingers crossed. 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:21.800 Why go to the doctor? 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:25.240 I am going to the doctor today because after going 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:30.400 to my daughter's school concert and the lovely Peachydish Elementary School, 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:32.760 I have a scientist. 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:36.480 From the school. 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:39.440 Well, that's what kids do, is they like go to 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:41.560 school when they're sick and they spread everything around. And 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:44.200 your kid comes home with pink eye and hear infection. 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:45.640 Why go to the doctor. 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:48.800 I had a routine eye appointment this morning, and I 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:51.479 didn't realize they were going to dialute my eyes. And 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.360 I've never had this done before. And I'm just sitting 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:58.599 in my car listening fuzzy eyed. Everything's too bright. 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:01.160 Everything's too bright. Yet it is the weirdest thing. Yeah, 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:03.680 they don't warn you. Then you gotta like wear sunglasses. 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:07.440 They usually give you those old people wrap around glasses, yeah, 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:10.000 which look really ridiculous. But yeah, you can't. I think 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:11.640 you're supposed to have somebody come with you. 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:12.840 Maybe probably. 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:15.159 I mean I think any procedure you should have somebody 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:17.719 to come with you. I mean, just in case, what 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:19.640 if your eyes get dilated? Right? 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:22.160 Yes, you got a couple of more. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:22.560 Okay. 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:26.719 I am currently going to the doctors today for my 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:32.160 first official opie appointment, and I am currently eleven weeks pregnant, 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:36.159 so I get to see baby and hear baby's heartbeat 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:36.880 for the first time. 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:40.000 It's so sweet. 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:41.560 Yeah, a lot of people text it and saying that 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:43.640 they're going for the same things, but they're all just 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:44.960 at different week marks. 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:48.080 I couldn't imagine like the not anxiety like good anxiety, 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:50.839 like the Oh, here we go, I'm so nervous and excited. 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:51.680 Here's another one. 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:57.200 I am going to the doctor because I pee my 0:05:57.279 --> 0:06:00.640 pants when I sneeze or too hard. 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:03.600 She's got to get that pelvic floor in order. I 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:06.680 have some similar issues, and. 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:10.159 I think women after they have a baby sometimes that 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:10.919 becomes an issue. 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:11.880 I've never had a baby. 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:12.600 I know that that's weird. 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:14.239 Yeah, I have a friend who's that's free and whenever 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:16.960 she like would she'll walk and she'll pee when she walks. 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:19.360 I mean exaggerating a little bit, but it's like and 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:22.160 she's otherwise perfectly healthy. But I guess it is one 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:25.240 of those things. Thanks for letting us into your personal life. 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:28.719 That was kind of fun and kind of interesting, So 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:31.160 thank you very much. All Right, it's one of one 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:33.000 point three Katie able to be What's on the Daily 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:34.159 Baily it's. 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:35.919 Pizza with the Works Day, So I'm getting give you 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:49.359 some pizza trivia. Okay, oh hi, Today on the Daily 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:52.080 Bailey it is Pizza with the Works Day. 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:58.000 And so I have some pizza trivia for all of you. Dave, Jenny, 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:01.640 vant you are playing along. Here's what's gonna go down. 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:01.920 First. 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:04.279 I got some regular trivia, but we're gonna skip that 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:08.000 first go too. I'm gonna name some ingredients, and when 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:11.000 you know what kind of pizza I'm talking about, you're 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:15.000 gonna say your name. Everyone tested out, now, Dave, Okay, 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:17.360 and then you're gonna tell me what pizza I'm talking about. 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:20.480 Okay, all right, First you're in the ingredients. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:27.680 Tomatoes, fresh, mozzarella, basil, Jenny, Margarita. Yes, Yn, Jenny has 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:30.080 a point. I'm now keeping a track of score for 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:36.160 some reason. Okay, Tomato, sauce, mozzarella, cheese, ham or bacon 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:43.200 lovers no, Canadian, No, stop guessing. Now I get to go, 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:49.120 keep going. And pineapple Hawaiian Dave Hawaiian. Okay, yeah, Dave Hawaiian, Yeah, 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:51.320 I didn't know it. I'm telling you the ingredients here, Okay, 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:52.120 here we go. 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:52.960 I like this game. 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:58.960 Sausage, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, yes, Dave, Meat lovers yes, meat 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:09.080 lover is so good. Okay, steak onions, green peppers, Dave, Yes, 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:11.720 Dave Philly cheese, teak, yes. 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:22.360 David, good job, all right, chicken cheese, barbecue sauce. Sorry, 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:25.680 pizza barbecue chicken, barbecue. 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:29.560 Chicken all right, Jenny got it? 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:35.760 Sorry, shredded lettuce, tomatoes Jenny, Yes, Day. 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:40.640 Taco pizza, Taco pizza, pizza, Bailey. 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:42.640 There is no pork chopped pizza. 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:47.000 There couldn't be anythingza pork chop in the middle. 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:50.360 Of Honestly, a pizza with like Canadian bacon, bacon ham 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:52.800 that would like a pig pizza that would be good? 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:54.560 Probably does? 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:58.959 Okay, I have a couple more hair corned beef, sour 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:00.640 kraut Dave, Yes, Dave. 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:09.800 St Patrick's day pizza, Irish pizza, Yes, but Irish. 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:13.000 Thousand Island dressing, corn brief sauer kraut. It's technically called. 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:14.360 A root of pizza. 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:22.640 Yeah, all right, ground beef, pickles, pizza, Yes, cheese. 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:27.120 Somebody gets pizza every Okay. 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:31.840 Here's some just random trivia for you about pizza. What 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:35.480 percentage of Americans who actually eat pizza eat it at 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:39.640 least once per month? Once per month eating pizza? What 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:41.320 percentage of Americans eat pizza once. 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:45.200 Forty three? 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:48.920 Yes, Jenny is closest with seventy eight because it's ninety 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:49.880 three percent. 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:51.720 Whoa not bonkers? 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:54.360 Okay, so easy go to when you got to pop 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:55.960 in a frozen or just order it. 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:59.800 What is the most popular pizza topping in the United States? 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:02.559 Dave? What do you think I'm gonna say? 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:03.080 Sausage? 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:09.319 All right? Van Olive? Jenny wins Pepperoni. I thought I 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:10.920 wasn't gonna steal her answer. Okay. 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:13.920 What is America's least favorite pizza topping? 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:18.719 Jenny? Mushrooms pineapple? Dave gets it with anchovy. 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:21.720 I love anchovies on pizza. Not all the time, but 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:22.160 here and. 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:24.480 There I would try it. I would try it so good. 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:28.760 Last question, what pizza making technique has its very own 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:30.920 professional levels sporting competition? 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:32.000 Tossed? Dave? 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:37.520 Okay, you say hand toss o fire? What fired? Pizza? 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:38.360 What's the question? 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:41.560 What pizza making technique has it's very own professional level 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:42.520 sporting competition? 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:45.640 Whatever Jenny said, because she's been. 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:50.920 Dave's right, it's hand toss dove. Spinning has its very 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:52.720 own professional level sports competition. 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:55.480 AM not good at much, but I you know. 0:10:55.440 --> 0:11:00.000 Pizza pizza trivia? Yes, and that's pizza trivia. 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:02.960 On the Daily Bailey order yourself a pizza today, you guys. 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:05.240 I did order pizza the other day because Dave you 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:08.440 got me door dash stuff for my birthday and I 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:10.000 door dashed a Balluto pizza. 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:13.040 Oh they're so good, best in town. 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:14.280 I like Rectangle the best. 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:15.960 I think, you know what. You really can't go wrong. 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:18.360 There's really not such there's no such thing as bad pizza. 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:18.760 Truly. 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:22.559 It's like, okay, it's not really Maybe your cheese is 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:25.200 not your favorite, but it's still a pizza. 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:25.800 Still good. 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:28.840 Do you like more cheese or more sauce? Sauce, more sauce? 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:29.920 I want a wet pizza. 0:11:30.120 --> 0:11:31.160 You like wet pizza? 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:35.440 Yeah, okay, I don't want like a solid just like cardboard. 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:36.280 You looking pizza? 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:41.720 All right? Thank you? Bailey Pizza Trivia appreciate that one. 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:44.960 On one point three KDW and Goodwill want to help 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:47.000 you win one thousand dollars. 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:49.439 And qualify for a VIP trip to our iHeartRadio. 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:53.880 Just enter this nationwide keyword on KDWB dot com. 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:56.120 Elf that's elf. 0:11:56.640 --> 0:12:01.240 Now dot col I get it. You're going to jingle 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:03.400 Ball as a possiblely you know you're qualified for that 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:05.400 trip to go to New York City's jingle ball, so elf, 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:09.120 but also one thousand dollars. 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Now, which would you? Now, 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:13.080 my dad's not around anymore, so can I choose somebody 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:13.920 else's ennoulement? 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:16.240 But if he was, to say, if he was, I. 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:18.800 Would gladly hang out with my dad so much of it, 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:20.920 like to ask him about and things like that. So 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:22.480 mine is a little bit slanted. 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:24.240 Well, imagine if like he. 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:27.640 Was still around and hadn't like died and been gone 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:29.640 for a while, you know, Like, it's not like you're gonna. 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:32.880 Say it would STI probably. Yeah, only social hang that 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:35.079 I could do would be with my dad, or when 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:37.240 I poop it hurt so bad that I screamed. 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:39.840 My dad's around. 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:44.000 I'm choosing my dad because every single time that I scream, 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:46.120 I don't have to do something socially every single day. 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:47.600 And I don't have a problem hanging out with my dad, 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:49.480 but I don't have to be with him every day. 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:51.400 You probably poop at least once a day. 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:52.160 Probably a good point. 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:55.400 Yeah, Bailey, you're gonna hear me screaming in the bathroom. 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:59.600 You would rather hurt so bad when it pooped when 0:13:59.600 --> 0:13:59.960 you poop. 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:03.320 I mean, I love my dad. I love my dad. 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:04.640 Doesn't seem like it, no, I do. 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:05.720 I love my dad. 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.200 But if I saw my dad every time I wanted 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:10.920 to do something social, I'm a very social person and 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.040 I go out and do things all the time every night, 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:16.280 and I would run out of things to talk about 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:17.800 with my dad, and then we would just not make 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:20.600 eye contact more than we already don't make eye contact. 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:23.280 And he would ask me about work and I would 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:25.920 say it's fine, and then I would say, how's the neighborhood, 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:28.080 and he'd say fine, and then we would sit quietly 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:30.960 and it would be torture. So I for both of us, 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:33.240 not just me, for both of us. I'm sure he 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:35.680 wouldn't want to hang out with only me for the 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:38.280 rest of time or for a year. So you'll hear 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:40.280 me screaming in the bathroom, Jenny. 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:42.640 I am absolutely going to be screaming in the bathroom 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:45.600 as well, because because I love my dad. But they 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:48.400 also do say that your success is based around the 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:50.560 people you surround yourself with, and if I had to 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:54.080 be surrounded around with my dad for a year, I'd 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:56.600 probably become the laziest person there ever was. Like I 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:59.440 love him, but him and I could not be more opposite, 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:03.440 more opposite, Like I am so different than him. He 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:07.000 does not do much, and I can't imagine having a 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:11.200 conversation about I call him once every quarter pretty much, 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:13.200 and I know that that sounds awful, But I get 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:16.280 my quarterly call in with him and it involves hearing 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:19.160 about his golf game for about forty five minutes, and 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:21.440 then he talks to me, and he's gotten better at 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:23.200 asking me some questions. But then it goes back to 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:26.160 him pretty quickly, So I just can't. I can't do 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:28.440 that for a year. I would go crazy. I'd become 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:30.480 a couch potato. I'd be watching TV all the time. 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:31.280 That's all I'd be doing. 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:34.640 I'd miss my mom and I miss my friend Sarah, right, 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:36.080 So there'd be so many people. 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:37.800 I would miss a lot of people. So what are 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:41.240 the options again, Dave, it's so well are you going 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:42.440 to put on? Yes? 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:46.000 Would you rather only be allowed to socially hang with 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:48.920 your dad for a year? Nobody else? Or every time 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:50.880 you poop it? Who's hurt so bad that you scream? 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:52.880 Hello? 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:54.160 Hollister? 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:59.040 Hollister down at Hollister, Probably spendy Hollister? 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:00.600 That that that? What are you doing? 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:04.040 Uh? I'm just getting ready for the day. 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:09.840 She's she's on she's on maternity leave. Bothering her and 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:11.800 and I know you don't have a whole lot to do. 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:13.960 How's the little baby Olivia? 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:14.400 Uh? 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:15.880 She is good. 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:18.680 She lays there while I get ready on the bed 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:20.040 and stares at the ceiling fan. 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:20.920 So she's. 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:23.360 Such a good baby. 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:26.800 So I have a question for you, if you had 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:32.000 to choose one, would you rather only for one year? 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:36.640 Be able to socially hang out with me nobody else socially, 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:41.120 or every time you poop it hurts so bad that 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:41.680 you scream. 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:48.040 Oh god, Yeah, yeah, Alison, We're sorry. We're making you 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:50.360 do this this morning, and she's gotta be honest. 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:53.080 Oh, I see the phone ringing, and I know it's 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:54.120 going to be good every time. 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:57.720 Yeah, Dad, no the first one. 0:16:57.840 --> 0:17:00.000 Duh. Yeah, we hang pretty well, so. 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:04.879 Hold on, Dave, give me your phone. Well, Allison, Dave's 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:09.840 not here anymore. Yeah, Dave's not here. Yeah, Hey, David 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:10.560 also spears. 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:15.000 Yeah, Alison and I always find something to talk about. 0:17:15.200 --> 0:17:17.160 I'll tell you who. I don't know how they do it. 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:21.239 Alison and Susan can spend a week straight together and 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:24.080 never run out of things to talk about. What do 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:25.720 you and your mom talk about all the time? 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:26.800 I don't know. 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:30.680 We like to gossip and just you know, talk about 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:33.000 literally the weather. 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:35.679 The dumb bitch you have them doing the show in 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:36.080 the moment. 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:39.879 Yeah, no, that's great. But I'm glad. I knew that 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:41.760 she would choose me for two reasons. Number one, because 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:44.560 I'm a better choice than screaming when you poop, and 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:46.400 also she would not want to hurt my feelings. 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:48.600 Right well, right now, you put her on the spot 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:50.520 and you're on the phone. But I'll call her later 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:51.880 and I'll get the real answer. 0:17:52.520 --> 0:18:01.280 Okay, love you, Alison, Dad and Hollister. Okay, okay, what 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:04.199 about you. Let's read some text messages. I'd rather be alone. 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:06.720 Ain't no way you're gonna catch me hanging with my dad. 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:08.240 I'd rather have painful poops. 0:18:08.280 --> 0:18:10.000 Are these as painful as like childbirth? 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:10.399 No? 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:11.719 You just scream a little bit. 0:18:11.880 --> 0:18:14.080 I love this one, and says great, Bailey will be 0:18:14.119 --> 0:18:15.320 pooping rocket ships. 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:16.679 Oh no, it just refreshed. 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:19.360 Bailey will be pooping rocket ships and screaming, which means 0:18:19.359 --> 0:18:20.959 she'll wreck the plumbing again in her apartment. 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:23.800 Yes, because Bailey wrecked the plumbing in an apartment with 0:18:23.520 --> 0:18:24.320 uh with pooping. 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:26.560 There's been an old building. They were like, what have 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:29.280 you been flushing down these pipes? Regular stuff? 0:18:29.320 --> 0:18:29.639 Please? 0:18:29.720 --> 0:18:30.119 Thank you? 0:18:30.840 --> 0:18:33.159 Gosh, all right, thank you for that. We'll be back 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:35.480 in a second. On KTWB. Don't forget the keyword this 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:37.679 hour is elf. It is not too late to enter that. 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:39.280 You don't have to enter it just when we say 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:41.920 it for the first time. It works for the entire hour, 0:18:42.080 --> 0:18:46.960 So enter that keyword ELF. 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