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Speaker 3: It is the nineteenth day of August twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to Tuesday Morning on the parture
Speaker 3: of Morning So Tuesday tireds, We're here for you. Let's
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Speaker 3: by the way, So that's where she's at. But Bonnie
Speaker 3: Bones will be here. I'm glad about that. And we
Speaker 3: got Saucy and Corey and myself and I'm thinking Max
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Speaker 3: The nineteenth day of August twenty twenty sixth Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the parture of Morning Show on a Wednesday.
Speaker 3: My name is Chris Hockeying. Here we go, Parker Fox
Speaker 3: coming in Cast one thousands. Lots to get to, including
Speaker 3: breaking down an hour of comedy from Kelsey Cook, our
Speaker 3: friend who's Netflix special launch yesterday, and it's just great.
Speaker 3: Go check it out, won't you. Here's a little sample
Speaker 3: for you as we get ready for the party, So
Speaker 3: come on in. It's gonna be a great day, and
Speaker 3: I am glad you are here.
Speaker 4: I feel like my style has only gotten worse with age.
Speaker 4: I just turned thirty six, may as well turn seventy two.
Speaker 4: Most of the clothes I wear make me look like
Speaker 4: I have bird seed in my pockets. So you don't
Speaker 4: have to buy most of my clothes now Amazon. You
Speaker 4: guys buy clothes on Amazon. Who knew that that would
Speaker 4: become our new American Eagle. We love it, but it's
Speaker 4: never really like a show stopping look from Amazon. Nobody's
Speaker 4: ever seen me in something from there and been.
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, where'd you get your dress?
Speaker 4: The same place I bought my printer, in my cat's
Speaker 4: litter box. I don't think it's entirely my fault that
Speaker 4: I have bad fashion. Spokane is not a well dressed city.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of Camo, a lot of women and
Speaker 4: shirts that say it's wine o'clock somewhere. People just go
Speaker 4: to the strip up there and make it rain Cole's Cash.
Speaker 1: You're like lad sweet beat us on your side, Huge shoe.
Speaker 2: Wednesday, August nineteenth, twenty twenty sixth.
Speaker 1: I'm Coy.
Speaker 2: That's Chris, that's Paul, there's Zach, and there's John Cristel
Speaker 2: on a Wednesday. Hi John, good morning, Good morning. How
Speaker 2: can you say the cat drag again made?
Speaker 1: It's good to be back. It's been a minute, so
Speaker 1: your man has been a bit. It's been a minute,
Speaker 1: yeah man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where you beat man? What's been going on?
Speaker 5: Switzerland? Oh, no, big deal, just Switzerland, which was sick.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, some of those views that you posted
Speaker 2: on Insta or your.
Speaker 1: Wife posted on Insta. My god, it's just the top
Speaker 1: of a mountain.
Speaker 5: She had been there before and talked this place up
Speaker 5: a ton and was like, we got to get you
Speaker 5: there sometimes you'd love it, you'd love it, And I'm
Speaker 5: like sure, but also, it's easier for me to get
Speaker 5: hotel rooms here, wheelchair access, tom ones and all that.
Speaker 1: And America has everything a guy needs.
Speaker 5: You've got mountains, you've got beaches, you've got desert, you've
Speaker 5: got tundraup Vegas's got Vegas, got hookers, multnes get it all.
Speaker 5: And I was like, okay, Well, she's talked this up
Speaker 5: so much. There's no way it could live up to expectations. No,
Speaker 5: it exceeded it.
Speaker 1: By a mile.
Speaker 5: It's the only time in my life that sitting somewhere
Speaker 5: having lunch, it was that one view that I just
Speaker 5: that I said, I will never have lunch in a
Speaker 5: more beautiful location as long as I live. I'm going
Speaker 5: to try, but I guarantee, I guarantee I will not.
Speaker 5: It was like it didn't register with my eyes. It
Speaker 5: was so obscenely beautiful. It was like being in a
Speaker 5: VR machine, like it just it couldn't be real. But
Speaker 5: then when one of the paragliders go above you and
Speaker 5: then the shadow goes, You're like, oh, this is real.
Speaker 1: I guess it's sick. That was the food.
Speaker 2: It was pretty good, solid, Yeah, the chocolate to hammer,
Speaker 2: the chocolate.
Speaker 5: I had some chocolate. The the fondue is really good.
Speaker 5: We had booked it ahead of time, but then when
Speaker 5: we're walking by places, I was like, I don't know
Speaker 5: if I because it smells weird. But then you have
Speaker 5: it and when it's at your table, it doesn't smell weird.
Speaker 5: It's like weird, way, I don't it doesn't smell like
Speaker 5: you would expect cheese to smell, and I've had fondu here.
Speaker 5: It's just different. I think it's their cheese is different,
Speaker 5: but I don't know if it's a mix of that's
Speaker 5: been at someone's table for a little while and then
Speaker 5: new fondu coming out to someone else's. Like when you
Speaker 5: walk by a place and there's fondue essence coming out
Speaker 5: of it. Sure that made me be like, maybe we
Speaker 5: shouldn't do fondue, but then we did and it was awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's unbelievable.
Speaker 5: The only thing I would change is that we ended
Speaker 5: with Zermatt, which is a busier, way more touristy town.
Speaker 3: Loved it.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of the matter Horn?
Speaker 5: Of course, yep. So that's where you view the matter Horn.
Speaker 5: That's that's the town right at the foot of the
Speaker 5: matter Horn.
Speaker 1: And so.
Speaker 5: I would have started the trip with that because it
Speaker 5: is chaotic in a fun way and everything shuts down
Speaker 5: at a decent time. But we started the trip in
Speaker 5: vengan we Ng and that is very beautiful but quiet,
Speaker 5: and so I would have ended the trip there more
Speaker 5: low key, laid back, like, very peaceful, whereas Zermatt was
Speaker 5: a little wild like I had to. I had to
Speaker 5: watch where I walk because no one else does. And
Speaker 5: contrary to popular belief, the the kindest, most polite people
Speaker 5: in that busy town where everyone travels to Americans by far.
Speaker 5: The other ones just they they'll see you and just
Speaker 5: cut you off. They'll budge, they don't care.
Speaker 1: Gosh, Europeans.
Speaker 6: Europeans are bastards. Man, how much when you were in Switzerland?
Speaker 6: And I know nineteen ninety three's classic film Cliffhanger. I
Speaker 6: believe was said in the Rockies, But how often did
Speaker 6: you think it sliced.
Speaker 1: Alone when you were just walking around? I think every day?
Speaker 1: Have you already today? Or did I mention him for
Speaker 1: the first time?
Speaker 6: Which film specifically Rocky Good Start, Good Start, Good Start
Speaker 6: to the day?
Speaker 3: Yeah about Rocky Dennis?
Speaker 1: Yep, No, that was Mask their remake Cliffhanger. Oh. I
Speaker 1: thought you were gonna say, yeah, they are.
Speaker 2: I think, Uh, Pierce Brosnan, what it looks like it
Speaker 2: might be straight.
Speaker 3: To be the the the bad guy character.
Speaker 1: John Let's go.
Speaker 2: Let's Yeah, it looks like it's going straight to I
Speaker 2: don't know, Disney, straight to Hell.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Pierce Brosnan, Yeah, he plays Ray Cooper. The original
Speaker 2: Cliffhanger is bad ass.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when she falls and Rosie pisses himself and he
Speaker 3: let's go over hand, He's like, psych, yep, I got you,
Speaker 3: I got your psych.
Speaker 1: Just it comes out this year? What is this track?
Speaker 2: It doesn't look great, but hawk and I'll go see
Speaker 2: it right, see it twice? Yeah, it'll look it'll be great.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, the first one is so good.
Speaker 5: It has been a long time since I've seen it,
Speaker 5: but that was an absolute I.
Speaker 3: Like that the guy blames Slide the entire movie for
Speaker 3: killing his girlfriend when it was his own fault.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: I do always blame others man. That works for some well. Also,
Speaker 2: you know, do some more curls or something.
Speaker 6: Make sure your arms are as strong as possible, so
Speaker 6: when your girlfriend is slipping through your fingers, or a
Speaker 6: girl is slipping through your fingers, that you don't let
Speaker 6: her drop to her death. Opening scene. They took the
Speaker 6: Pixar right plot formulas. Why don't we have somebody die
Speaker 6: in the first ten minutes? Yeah, and that'll be the
Speaker 6: story the whole time is redemption.
Speaker 1: Isn't that kind of a Tarantino thing as well?
Speaker 5: Where it will show a later part in the movie
Speaker 5: at the beginning from a different angle and kind of
Speaker 5: grab you. Trying to think. There's a few of those.
Speaker 5: I feel like where you it's in pulp fiction one
Speaker 5: of those, if I remember correctly, Yeah, where it grabs
Speaker 5: you right away and then you're like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 5: and then it stands up on the table. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: then you will Yeah, Bikers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: I love you, Honeybunny.
Speaker 1: I love a great movie.
Speaker 3: Breaker, Bikers moves out, Blake and blank and blank and huff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, great film and just a command of those words.
Speaker 3: Yes, she loves them.
Speaker 1: That's not the first time.
Speaker 3: No, you're right, Yeah, I love you, honey, Bunny.
Speaker 1: Who is the last good Stallone movie?
Speaker 3: I've all been great?
Speaker 1: Over the Top was an absolute over the years ago.
Speaker 3: Nit's it Feels Like Yesterday.
Speaker 1: Ramble from two thousand and eight was great, right hawk.
Speaker 3: It was so good that I can't stop thinking about it.
Speaker 3: First thing I think I when I wake up in
Speaker 3: the morning.
Speaker 1: The remake of Last Blood in twenty nineteen was good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she got old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, jesus, all of the expend films.
Speaker 3: I shut her thing down?
Speaker 1: Oh good, Sorry, Tulsa King. You watched that, right, hogs Dude.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you you guys are gonna make fun
Speaker 3: of me. That's a good show. Let me tell you
Speaker 3: the concept. That's some bitch kicks people's asses. And so
Speaker 3: he moves to Tulsa to get away from because they
Speaker 3: send him there because he's a mobster ass kicker and
Speaker 3: they don't need any more of those where he's at,
Speaker 3: so they need one down to Tulsa. They send him
Speaker 3: on down to Tulsa. Guess what he does down there, Ki,
Speaker 3: you got a brother, So.
Speaker 5: He wasn't fleeing, He wasn't trying to start a new life.
Speaker 5: He was deployed there by his peeps.
Speaker 3: His his his his gambino is that the right word.
Speaker 3: He has a son, and his son is like second
Speaker 3: in command. He's gonna be taken over the family. But
Speaker 3: he hates the son because the sun's kind of a periwinkle.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means, but you get
Speaker 3: him a pointry.
Speaker 1: Was a character from Blues Clothes. Is he a P word?
Speaker 3: You're saying, yeah, and he's h and he's you know,
Speaker 3: just one of those uh you know how the mob
Speaker 3: kids are? Yeah, And so so Stallone has to kick
Speaker 3: his ass because that's what he does, you know, And
Speaker 3: I don't know why. It's like, you know, a dog
Speaker 3: gonna bite, that's what Stallone does.
Speaker 1: Rough talking didn't do the job.
Speaker 5: No, okay, no, Sometimes a guy's ass has to get whooped, like.
Speaker 3: You know what, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna
Speaker 3: we're gonna banish you to Tulsa. And he gets down there,
Speaker 3: and guess who dominates Tulsa His son? You guessed it?
Speaker 3: Still ye, because the mob boss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he kicks some ask.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he does kick some ass. He does.
Speaker 2: Think how many people have watched Tulsa King waiting for
Speaker 2: an update on Joe Exotic Brilliant and then not getting one?
Speaker 1: God, oh you've missed it.
Speaker 3: That's episode four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't get that far. They do a whole
Speaker 1: bit on it's episode four.
Speaker 3: He guess who kicks Tula King's ass?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You guessed it? Yeah, Joe Exotic, I guess Frank
Speaker 1: Sloan That song random.
Speaker 5: Even on the flight back from overseas, I just was like,
Speaker 5: you know what, we have some internet.
Speaker 1: I was firing up. I saw a tiger. Is that
Speaker 1: a song we would get ping before.
Speaker 6: Would we have to pay five K for that song
Speaker 6: because there's no way that's licensed by anybody.
Speaker 3: Definitely.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so good that his toothless you know, can
Speaker 5: opener of a Boyfriend is the one that sets down
Speaker 5: the gun and just very dramatic. And you know that
Speaker 5: Joe Exotic was the director and he's like, slower, set
Speaker 5: it down, slower, So look at the camera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just lay down your guns. I saw tigers. So
Speaker 1: it's good.
Speaker 5: When my wife looked over at my iPad and saw
Speaker 5: that because we had finished land Man, Great, I can't wait, good,
Speaker 5: I can't wait John until season three?
Speaker 3: John, John, have you watched Lioness yet?
Speaker 1: No, Son of a Bitch? What is that?
Speaker 3: It's three three seasons already. The first four episodes of
Speaker 3: season one are on Prime. You can start there and
Speaker 3: then you got to go to Paramount for the rest
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 1: It's about the c I A.
Speaker 3: And they're they're they're they're taken out bad folks and
Speaker 3: different countries all over the world. It's so good. Zoe Saldana,
Speaker 3: Morgan Freeman, Nicole Kidman.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is so good. And there's three seasons. I
Speaker 1: didn't know anything about it. Till the other day.
Speaker 3: Now I can't stop watching. I watched two more episodes
Speaker 3: last night, but I should have been sleeping, son of
Speaker 3: a bitch.
Speaker 1: I would have ripped through.
Speaker 5: That was a ten hour flight from from Zurich to Atlanta.
Speaker 3: I had never heard of it. Sarah Jane stumbled upon
Speaker 3: it and said, you gotta watch this something, okay, And
Speaker 3: there was Taylor Shriff. I'm like cool. I like Taylor
Speaker 3: shrit He did La Mandy did all these shows I like.
Speaker 3: And man, this show is it's called.
Speaker 1: Lioness Prime and then Paramount.
Speaker 3: You can just start on Paramoun Plus.
Speaker 1: You got it?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, well then yeah, start the season. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you about Lioness.
Speaker 1: You're gonna love it, dude.
Speaker 3: There's waterboarding, there's killing, there's blowing people up, there's body
Speaker 3: parts everywhere, there's people. She has to make some decisions.
Speaker 1: Maybe I shouldn't watch it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell you you're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, you're love it.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 3: They have to.
Speaker 5: They have to get my watch and done because football
Speaker 5: is around the corner, so I won't have time to
Speaker 5: watch other things.
Speaker 3: So I'm sa.
Speaker 1: Corey.
Speaker 3: There's a there's a she's got an asset, which you
Speaker 3: might not know this, you're you're not one of them.
Speaker 1: I was civilian, Yeah, civilian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she has an asset who's undercover, and and the
Speaker 3: undercover asset gets caught, and she's like, I guess I'm
Speaker 3: not to blow up the building she's in because I
Speaker 3: don't want her to get tortured. Got to do what
Speaker 3: you gotta do to blow up an entire country block.
Speaker 5: Geez, it's great rotten tomatoes, maybe six and seventy eight.
Speaker 1: Maybe McVeigh was onto something.
Speaker 3: Jeez, you might take that back if I.
Speaker 6: I mean, it sounds like it sounds like this scale
Speaker 6: had the same idea. Let she's just blow out the
Speaker 6: entire building and take out one asset.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't think there were I meant Sean McVay.
Speaker 1: You guys assumed that man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, quarterback, Sean McVay makes all the right calls.
Speaker 3: He does young quarterback even though he didn't need one.
Speaker 1: It might work out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, It's the same thing we're learning in the
Speaker 2: show Hard Knocks. Always take a quarterback even when you
Speaker 2: have one, And we did what do you mean we
Speaker 2: took JJ McCarthy even when we had Sam Donald.
Speaker 1: Had Sam Donald, it never took him when they had Kirk,
Speaker 1: but we had one and we took JJ. Anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell you what Joe Exotty can work.
Speaker 1: Out a couple of dudes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and some gutter helmet. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, gutter helmet A men dot com.
Speaker 3: I couldn't get there.
Speaker 1: Never clean your gutters again? Ye dot com? Is that right?
Speaker 3: Is that the right way to say that? Sure?
Speaker 1: Okay, put on a gutter helmet. Yeah, gutter helmet, Amn
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Speaker 3: You know what they always say, son, if you go
Speaker 3: to date that girl, put on your gutter helmet.
Speaker 5: See my dad, when I asked how my parents met,
Speaker 5: I remember him very seriously saying, I met your mother
Speaker 5: in the gutter. But see, that wouldn't be possible if
Speaker 5: they had gutterr helmet. She wouldn't have been able to
Speaker 5: end up. She wouldn't have met.
Speaker 7: You, wouldn't have been possible without a gutterer helmet.
Speaker 1: The penny Wise ever wears a gutter helmet.
Speaker 3: And you need the stuff, Yeah you sure do you
Speaker 3: need the stuff?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And you need the stuff?
Speaker 3: You do?
Speaker 1: You're right?
Speaker 3: Hey, Breece, say something I'm going to use one hundred
Speaker 3: times on this show.
Speaker 8: Fat oh stuff?
Speaker 1: What did he eat? Stuff?
Speaker 3: Would that make him fat? Damn you come on, bri.
Speaker 1: Stop damn you the hell yeah.
Speaker 3: Now we're going to practice today. We excited?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, man, let's go.
Speaker 3: We're gonna watch people beat each other up.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah? What no? Both that happens there? It's practice, buddy,
Speaker 1: you can sweet all right.
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Speaker 3: They have a broom rate.
Speaker 6: Yeah man, yeah, if you clean a couple of the floors,
Speaker 6: they give you ten dollars off your stay.
Speaker 3: That's really cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you and Lawyer Lambert are going to need a broom.
Speaker 3: Well you might need a mop in my room. Actually, no,
Speaker 3: think about it.
Speaker 1: Hey, you guys seen.
Speaker 2: I was at in Vegas a couple of months ago,
Speaker 2: and the hotel had a robot vacuum cleaner. And I
Speaker 2: don't mean like a little ruma. It looked like a
Speaker 2: copy machine, right, like a big kind of squareish cube thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 2: And I walk out of my room and there it is,
Speaker 2: going up and down the hallway pretty slowly. But I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is literally they took our jabs. That's like, all right,
Speaker 2: they don't need somebody to walk up and down the
Speaker 2: hall vacuum anymore.
Speaker 1: They just send out The robot was dob humping it
Speaker 1: just plowing robot. Is it Tommy looking for food?
Speaker 5: No, Sam's Club has it will clean the floor and
Speaker 5: it does that.
Speaker 1: And then I saw.
Speaker 5: Crazy Chloe loves it. But it also does inventory. Oh
Speaker 5: I didn't know that. I thought I was just cleaning
Speaker 5: the floor. I saw one that wasn't cleaning the floor,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, things slacking.
Speaker 1: It is this cruising around the stan products.
Speaker 5: It was going around the product, not on the big shelves,
Speaker 5: but the stuff that's low, you know, like the snacks,
Speaker 5: the good part, and it was going around it and
Speaker 5: I could see that it was like scanning the things
Speaker 5: at nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah hmm, well it's over for us. Yeah, it's over
Speaker 1: as a species, but that's it's okay. Was a good run.
Speaker 2: Ninety nine point nine percent of species that have ever
Speaker 2: existed or extinct.
Speaker 1: We're just next.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I tell you would We live on in
Speaker 3: our machines because we created the machines.
Speaker 6: So you're welcome machines, machinehead, are you plugging fat?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the wooly mammoths didn't make the machines. And
Speaker 2: where are they? That's right toast now I want toast
Speaker 2: machine quickly circle back.
Speaker 5: I thought about you guys laying when I was laying
Speaker 5: in bed in Switzerland. Oh yeah, it was diamond hard.
Speaker 5: But besides that, they don't like air conditioning.
Speaker 1: Over there, I mean, I'm.
Speaker 5: None of them had a fan that you could put,
Speaker 5: you know, it was like a rotating little fan. The
Speaker 5: next room didn't. We were still mostly comfortable and it
Speaker 5: was fine, and that's part of the deal. But when
Speaker 5: we were flying home, we stayed in the holiday and
Speaker 5: express had I love those, okay, And I walked in there.
Speaker 5: First thing I saw was a thermostat. I turned that
Speaker 5: some bitch all the way down, let me tell you, so, Yeah,
Speaker 5: that would be the one thing to be but I
Speaker 5: would still go a million out of a million times.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So yeah, here's the bottom line. It needs to be
Speaker 3: so cold that you have to call down for extra
Speaker 3: covers exactly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this was not I don't care if the weather
Speaker 6: in Switzerland is fifty two degrees, I still am running
Speaker 6: the a C.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 6: Like last time, I'm watching Channel four before Wheel and
Speaker 6: Chris Schaefer is like, it's going to be brisk out tonight.
Speaker 6: You can open the windows and give that ac or
Speaker 6: rest and I'm like, are you nuts?
Speaker 1: I might turn it down? Is there something?
Speaker 5: Is there anything in the world that Minnesota meteorologists love
Speaker 5: to talk about more than opening the windows?
Speaker 1: No, they love they love opening windows.
Speaker 3: They do like to talk about due point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the story. What do they say is it's it's tropical.
Speaker 3: This is what it feels like. You know what? As
Speaker 3: weird as I had a thought about Chris Shaeffer, I've
Speaker 3: known Chris Scheffer since the around nineteen ninety eight. I've
Speaker 3: known him a long time. And if I had just
Speaker 3: moved to town and saw him, I'd be like, there's
Speaker 3: the weather guy. He's Chris Shafer in my mind because
Speaker 3: I've known him He still looks the same, but he
Speaker 3: looks like a weather guy. He is a weather guy,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. When I first met him,
Speaker 3: he was blaze blaisdel or what.
Speaker 1: The headale.
Speaker 5: Like at the five or six o'clock news, it will
Speaker 5: be just some mundane forecast. And he's sliding in like
Speaker 5: deaf leopard lyrics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is one of them. He's awesome.
Speaker 3: He is touched.
Speaker 5: He's he must go through windows like crazy. He's opening
Speaker 5: them and closing him and opening and closing.
Speaker 3: Got big forearms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: Yeah, do you ever go over to our friend's house
Speaker 6: and be like, God, these windows are ugly.
Speaker 1: If you do a windownation dot com? Yeah, you guys laugh,
Speaker 1: make fun of me all you want. Fat? Oh I'm
Speaker 1: not that fat.
Speaker 3: I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: How do you know that Breed Tennis was talking about you?
Speaker 8: Are you?
Speaker 3: Why do you think she breathes about you?
Speaker 1: It's not all about you?
Speaker 3: And you're not fat. You're cute now, you're looking tasty.
Speaker 3: You're looking taste is what you are. You might want
Speaker 3: to work on them big floppy loppies you got.
Speaker 2: ONUK said, put the Kleenex in the hallway, so you
Speaker 2: don't have to flop those.
Speaker 7: Everywhere.
Speaker 3: I have to admit this every break he comes in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to talk to you.
Speaker 3: But he comes in and he gets tissues and he
Speaker 3: blows his nose in here, and I thought he was
Speaker 3: doing it to be a d word because he comes
Speaker 3: in here he goes like this, and then he leaves
Speaker 3: and I'm like, take the tissues out of this studio.
Speaker 3: And then he made me feel about He goes, I
Speaker 3: just came in here to see you.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, he's lying most of the You're like
Speaker 5: the people in Zermatt. You are, You're getting in people's weight,
Speaker 5: blowing your nose in front of people.
Speaker 6: Today, he's dressed like the fluoride in aqua fresh. I mean,
Speaker 6: look at you, you look like toothpaste. Well, what you're
Speaker 6: doing there?
Speaker 1: Take a deep breath. Do you got color?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You mustache.
Speaker 5: What if we get like leaning in on it though,
Speaker 5: then it for sure would be because the hawkwa fresh hats, the.
Speaker 6: Multiple exactly, the multiple colors, the.
Speaker 1: Freshness bursts.
Speaker 3: Yeah sure, yeah, you might want to chew on your shirt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, rock Bier, I'm wearing this because I will be
Speaker 2: outside today and I had the rise shirt picked out
Speaker 2: this morning because.
Speaker 1: I love that. Why can't wear the rye shirt to cco?
Speaker 2: It's a dark shirt, so, and it'll be hot if
Speaker 2: I when I stand out in the sun.
Speaker 1: So I thought you'd look you dressed like a robin egg. Yeah,
Speaker 1: dress like this. It is like the color of a
Speaker 1: robin egg.
Speaker 5: We should find a nest and then just have you
Speaker 5: lay on it that tree.
Speaker 1: Mama, Robin will come back and.
Speaker 6: Be like, I guess you're my son now the trio collapse,
Speaker 6: bring you a worm? Yeah, sure, man, but yeah, that's
Speaker 6: why I'm wearing this. Do you specifically pick a hat
Speaker 6: that matched your shirt?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: All my hats are strewn the right word. They're strewn
Speaker 2: about the house and uh because my kiddle plays them
Speaker 2: and then just chuck some places. So this was the
Speaker 2: hat I found. Yeah, it kind of matches my shirt.
Speaker 1: Your kiddo uses them as a play pat. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: drives around in them. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Strewn means scattered, spread or sprinkled loosely over a surface,
Speaker 6: off in it a messy or untidy way.
Speaker 1: You nailed it, yeah, kiss.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he's my hats are strewn about the house
Speaker 2: and I can't find him. So then I just grabbed
Speaker 2: this one that looks kind of goofy because it's a
Speaker 2: golf hat, but it matches my shirt.
Speaker 1: It worked out. I can't dress for any of you.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Isn't that a thing in Switzerland?
Speaker 5: No? I don't think so we didn't have it. Maybe
Speaker 5: it is that I missed out on it.
Speaker 3: Am I wrong? Or is that German? I guess it's Germany.
Speaker 5: It is German, but also too is Switzerland is tiny
Speaker 5: and it's between Germany, France and Italy, so those three
Speaker 5: sort of there. Yeah, what's the word I'm looking for there?
Speaker 2: The cultures blend and overlap and yep, so Switzerland remains neutral.
Speaker 5: Only the size of New Jersey, which is nuts to us,
Speaker 5: is two hundred and thirty eight times larger.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 1: I knew it was a small country, but I was like.
Speaker 3: My god, a big country. Dreams stay with you like
Speaker 3: a lover's something across the mountain side? What is that word?
Speaker 3: Like a lover's voice.
Speaker 6: I don't know the lyrics there. I know what song
Speaker 6: man is, I just don't know the lyrics. That's the
Speaker 6: Browsers theme. That's one of those never never read the lyrics.
Speaker 6: Hawk has a lifetime membership chase. So you work hard
Speaker 6: when you were in Switzerland at any point where you're like,
Speaker 6: this is the true exhale that you needed from all
Speaker 6: of your stress. Were you like on the top of
Speaker 6: a mountain and going, man for being this high up
Speaker 6: there is nary a whisper of wind.
Speaker 1: Got so good?
Speaker 5: And then, oh my god, I just realized that I
Speaker 5: missed out on an opportunity to highlight one or more
Speaker 5: of the chefs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn it.
Speaker 6: Where did you say you you went from Zurich to Atlanta.
Speaker 1: Yes, on the way back.
Speaker 5: Yep, I could have highlighted the curated meals that you
Speaker 5: know they You also could.
Speaker 1: Have been what were some of the cities you traveled
Speaker 1: to in Switzerland? Vanging, louder Brun in.
Speaker 2: Ermot, Rividerci, Yeah, off to Zermot, Off desermod And then
Speaker 2: you could have posted a video of you taken an.
Speaker 3: Uber with Zermotronia.
Speaker 5: And some told Baron I took a I absolutely stacked
Speaker 5: mud at least ten thousand feet.
Speaker 1: And sent a video to my bodies and said this
Speaker 1: is as good as it Yeah, as good as it gets.
Speaker 3: It's like the Kelsey cookbit on pooping on a plane.
Speaker 1: Oh, man, I need to watch it is so good,
Speaker 1: so smart. She's a super star. Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so good. She's a great hour of comedy.
Speaker 1: Was posting about her last night.
Speaker 3: She talks about pooping on an airplane as much as
Speaker 3: I talk about pooping on an air Yeah. Just great.
Speaker 3: And I knew Chad was like that. I knew Chad
Speaker 3: was one of us. And that is somebody's going to
Speaker 3: die in a road rage accident when because I will
Speaker 3: tip off the rug person in some person and I
Speaker 3: will get shot at some point.
Speaker 1: I love the thumbs down.
Speaker 3: I know that's a great bit.
Speaker 7: So good.
Speaker 3: And how about when he yells at people on the plane.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to spoil it.
Speaker 1: Just wait.
Speaker 3: It's she's so good, so good, she's the real deal.
Speaker 1: Man, I will watch comedy again.
Speaker 2: Add this to the list of things that make me
Speaker 2: an absolute freak.
Speaker 6: But I'm forty six years old. I have never not
Speaker 6: once pooped on a plane.
Speaker 1: I didn't one.
Speaker 5: Last year on the way back from a speaking engagement.
Speaker 5: I pooped two times on the same flight because you
Speaker 5: were sick or there you just like screwing.
Speaker 1: I'm going for it.
Speaker 5: I just my body said it is time. This time
Speaker 5: they were logs. It's like, my god, is this going
Speaker 5: to go down there?
Speaker 3: Las?
Speaker 1: I have not either.
Speaker 3: There's nowhere I won't poop.
Speaker 1: You pooped in front of Sheryl Crow.
Speaker 3: No, I mean there's a.
Speaker 1: Door between us in a timeline. Yes, on the timeline.
Speaker 1: It was in front of Cheryl. If you knew this
Speaker 1: opened the door and say can you help me?
Speaker 3: I said, if it makes you happy to give you that.
Speaker 1: Bad brilliant no pun intended.
Speaker 2: But if there was a log book, right, if everybody
Speaker 2: had to sign in, your name would have been.
Speaker 1: Chris High and then the next name would have been
Speaker 1: Cheryl Crow. I am just right after you.
Speaker 2: On Tuesday, all she wanted to do was have some fun.
Speaker 2: But she did not on that flight.
Speaker 3: She wanted to do is have Sheller.
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Speaker 7: I didn't scroll to the bottom there.
Speaker 5: But have you guys been watching Well this might have
Speaker 5: been like a month ago, but where the NFL network
Speaker 5: goes through the thirty minute highlight tapes of every team,
Speaker 5: like we used to purchase or I.
Speaker 1: Used to yees, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what.
Speaker 5: The name of last year's was the North Endoers. You
Speaker 5: would have thought we on the Super Bowl though they're
Speaker 5: always very good at that.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god. The Seattle game was like,
Speaker 1: oh my.
Speaker 5: God, maybe this was a close game, and then it
Speaker 5: shows the score and like, wait a minute, that's deceiving.
Speaker 2: That was the North Indoers by winning five pointless games.
Speaker 2: That cost us massive draft positioning in every single supposed
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 3: If we hadn't been where we were, we wouldn't have
Speaker 3: gotten Caleb Banks and he's going to change the world
Speaker 3: for us eight, et cetera.
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Speaker 1: What a deal? Uh?
Speaker 2: Kriso and Sauce's favorite baseball team, the Minnesota Twins, won
Speaker 2: four to one over the Atlanta Braves. Josh Bell hit
Speaker 2: a two run home run in the first, and I
Speaker 2: think he's been God dang it.
Speaker 1: I saw it last night for two seconds.
Speaker 6: Is it like twenty one or twenty two or twenty
Speaker 6: three straight games he's reached bace, So Josh is kind
Speaker 6: of on a little bit of a tear. Ryan Jeffers
Speaker 6: an RBI double in the eighth that knocked in a couple.
Speaker 1: So the Twins beat the Braves four to one.
Speaker 6: They're now sixty two and sixty five, keeping pace with
Speaker 6: this messive, this giant group of teams fighting for a
Speaker 6: wildcard spot. So the Twins are four back in the division,
Speaker 6: but just a half a game out.
Speaker 1: On the wildcard. And if you look at that wildcard.
Speaker 6: Race, I know we still have what thirty games to go,
Speaker 6: give or take, but it's an absolute mess. There's like
Speaker 6: seven teams fighting for those spots. A lot of teams
Speaker 6: still alive in the American League.
Speaker 1: Will you need the stuff right? And you need the stuff?
Speaker 1: And last night we had it.
Speaker 6: One final game against the Braves at twelve forty Bradley
Speaker 6: for the Minnesota Twins, Central time. Yeah, you know the
Speaker 6: Braves are good and the Twins have won the first
Speaker 6: two in the series.
Speaker 1: We'll take it.
Speaker 2: You said it, man, Yeah, man, sure did according to
Speaker 2: you guys, though they should just lose all these games.
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you have a better draft pick. Finally someone's
Speaker 3: on my side. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Don't think Corey would care what I got you, Chris.
Speaker 1: It doesn't work the same in baseball as Corey.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question. If I told you
Speaker 2: could have the fifth pick or the eighteenth pick.
Speaker 1: Which pick would you take?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: If I told you what season tickets cost that you
Speaker 5: want to have fun at the games?
Speaker 3: Let me ask you this, what would you pick? If
Speaker 3: I told you your job was based upon winning games?
Speaker 3: Would you say? Yeah, No, you're not the go We'll
Speaker 3: lose them instead. No? What if I told you your
Speaker 3: radio show is based your job is based on the
Speaker 3: ratings for your radio show? Would you say, no, it's
Speaker 3: not really?
Speaker 1: What if I told you?
Speaker 2: What if I told you your show was based on
Speaker 2: ratings and podcasts and streams and right.
Speaker 1: Syd which named after me, it still didn't matter. What's
Speaker 1: it called?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: And Chris, it is Apple's truthful and we did have it.
Speaker 1: I've been correct, that's truthful. I'm not.
Speaker 7: I'm not.
Speaker 6: That's something like if saucege like I love the Apple Struful,
Speaker 6: I go, God, you're a moron.
Speaker 1: Can we look it up? And he would be right?
Speaker 3: But we wouldn't look it up.
Speaker 1: Dumb son of a bitch thinks it's a strueful. That
Speaker 1: sounds great. I would eat that. No, we believe that.
Speaker 6: Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the NFL again said, the
Speaker 6: NFL is going international.
Speaker 1: He said this to German media, because why not talk
Speaker 1: to German media?
Speaker 6: He said, at some point there will be an NFL
Speaker 6: team outside the USA. I have no doubt this will
Speaker 6: happen one day, did you.
Speaker 3: See the German media asked if it was going to
Speaker 3: be a hostile thing. Are you guys gonna take over
Speaker 3: a soccer team in Bolivia?
Speaker 1: This part, by the way, this part, I don't know.
Speaker 1: We'll just do it.
Speaker 6: I don't know if he's ever said this before or
Speaker 6: just tease this before, but he said that for a
Speaker 6: team to get in a super Bowl, he wants that
Speaker 6: team to or that city to have a permanent NFL
Speaker 6: team first. So, according to him, they're not just going
Speaker 6: to give the super Bowl to London for example. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it would be you got to have a team, or
Speaker 6: we have no interest in putting a super Bowl there.
Speaker 6: So he teased an international super Bowl with an international franchise.
Speaker 6: I think I've done this once, but why not do
Speaker 6: it again because we probably haven't done it months. Let's
Speaker 6: see if you guys can do this.
Speaker 1: On two, three or six seven.
Speaker 6: There are nine international games this year in seven different cities.
Speaker 6: Name the seven cities that have an international game in
Speaker 6: the NFL in twenty twenty six, London, London has three games.
Speaker 2: Melbourne City Melbourne has won, Mexico City, Chris will be there,
Speaker 2: Munich is one.
Speaker 1: You're missing three. Berlin No this year. Okay, Dublin. No,
Speaker 1: didn't go well. Uh, somewhere in Spain. Oh yes, sir,
Speaker 1: Madrid is getting one. Yeah, and you're missing two Rio
Speaker 1: Rio and the one that we thought the Vikings were
Speaker 1: going to for Loujah. No, no, that's next year.
Speaker 3: Where do we think they were going. We thought they
Speaker 3: were going to.
Speaker 1: Paris, Paris.
Speaker 6: We thought they might play the Saints in Paris, but
Speaker 6: instead they're going to Mexico.
Speaker 1: This is the way to do it. This is my
Speaker 1: fear NFL right now.
Speaker 5: Honestly, could stack mud on a plate and it would
Speaker 5: sell CBS, Fox, NBC. They would all pay money for
Speaker 5: that plate of mond, I get extra mud and right
Speaker 5: they would be so right now they can't lose. This
Speaker 5: is the tipping point.
Speaker 1: Why this is the best. But here's the problem.
Speaker 5: If we are going to have international teams, they're not
Speaker 5: moving any teams from the United States over there, So
Speaker 5: we're gonna We're gonna water down the pool. Logistically, how
Speaker 5: do you make it work? I mean, it just seems
Speaker 5: like already the puzzle pieces are so difficult to put
Speaker 5: into place to do this, and I of course they
Speaker 5: know what they're doing.
Speaker 1: The reason for these.
Speaker 5: Nine International Games, I believe it will go to ten
Speaker 5: next year, is to sort of see if this works.
Speaker 5: And he's saying this meaning they think they can make
Speaker 5: it work. I just don't know, man, because this to
Speaker 5: grow too much. Don't do the Krispy Kream thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but think about this though too, Chris's trip to
Speaker 6: Mexico City, even though you're gonna have to bounce around
Speaker 6: from Las Vegas and figure out that out. But in general,
Speaker 6: if you had been in Minneapolis, what is it? How
Speaker 6: far did we find out that flight was?
Speaker 1: The time zone? Similar?
Speaker 2: But my point is is if the Seahawks play the
Speaker 2: Tampa Bay Buccaneers, that's essentially the exact same thing of
Speaker 2: every East Coast team playing a game in Europe, the Giants.
Speaker 2: It's almost identical in La You know that there won't
Speaker 2: it won't just be like Mexico City. Europe has to
Speaker 2: be in place, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: I'm saying, like the Giants, though playing in Dublin is
Speaker 6: no different than the Seahawks going to Tampa right now.
Speaker 6: The problem is, like the Niners playing in Munich right now,
Speaker 6: you're flying that flight essentially twofold, right. But again, that's
Speaker 6: why they're doing all these trial runs. That's why they tried,
Speaker 6: like the Vikings going back to back in Dublin in London,
Speaker 6: they're going to try the Jaguars in back to back
Speaker 6: weeks things like that. They're going to see what it
Speaker 6: looks like, what it takes to make it work. I
Speaker 6: think it's a home run down the road. Yeah, if
Speaker 6: they can make it work, it would be awesome.
Speaker 5: My concern is that this isn't something that you can
Speaker 5: try and then say, I don't think this is gonna work.
Speaker 5: Him back out because you're gonna have cities spending now
Speaker 5: it's five to six billion dollars on a stadium, and
Speaker 5: then you have to stay there, you're gonna have a
Speaker 5: thirty year lease, you're gonna have all these things, so
Speaker 5: you have to make sure. And I know this isn't
Speaker 5: gonna be This isn't gonna happen in five years. This
Speaker 5: is ten, fifteen to twenty year type situation. It just
Speaker 5: concerns me because right now I feel like the NFL
Speaker 5: is as close to perfect.
Speaker 6: As you can get with they Let's say they put
Speaker 6: a stadium, a brand new stadium in London, NFL sized
Speaker 6: stadium specifically for football and an NFL team eventually, I
Speaker 6: wonder if it would be where it's like almost every
Speaker 6: week that that team isn't playing there, there's an international
Speaker 6: game also in London, Like, are they going to do that?
Speaker 1: Still?
Speaker 6: Like if there was a team in London, would there
Speaker 6: be an international game in London or would the quote
Speaker 6: international game just be playing that team?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, good question.
Speaker 6: Would two random teams play in that stadium or would
Speaker 6: it just be Now you have in London team and
Speaker 6: they have home games, so those are whatever eight or
Speaker 6: nine international games a year.
Speaker 1: You can London could support two teams.
Speaker 5: Not right off the bat, you wouldn't want to just
Speaker 5: get that carried away, but I mean you could do
Speaker 5: like a MetLife stadium bit where it is two teams,
Speaker 5: it's their home stadium, and then for sure then the
Speaker 5: calendar will be full, it will be getting they'll be
Speaker 5: getting their money's worth out of it.
Speaker 1: But Sauce, you and I, I know, might be in
Speaker 1: the minority. I know you.
Speaker 6: I wish every game of every team was played on
Speaker 6: international time because there's nothing better than like a seven
Speaker 6: am Sunday morning NFL game.
Speaker 1: We're up anyway, Yeah, let's go, let's start.
Speaker 6: But like me, though, then you just roll into the
Speaker 6: noon games and you keep watching my day at ten o'clock.
Speaker 6: Then I can go play cards, I can spend time
Speaker 6: with my girls. Then my day can be done. It's
Speaker 6: the vikings are done at ten am. It's the best.
Speaker 2: I mean, how great one the best eleven am super
Speaker 2: Bowl be oh fantastic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're getting old. Yeah you're dressed like toothpaste.
Speaker 1: It's okay. I look like this, which is not great.
Speaker 1: It's Steady hates me because I blow my nose too much. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean he's not wrong.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't hate you.
Speaker 1: He hates the germs your spraining all over his face.
Speaker 3: I really thought you were just doing it to be mean.
Speaker 5: What you're Syphilis already has that. It's true he's immune
Speaker 5: to it. Yeah, probably he has all the antibodies I do.
Speaker 3: Sauce has an antibody. Oh anti gravity I'm not that
Speaker 3: gravity Goblins, you're fat. Three Tennis didn't say you were either.
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Speaker 10: Today is National Potato Day. We can lean deep into
Speaker 10: Irish heritage for it, but they're actually from Peru. The
Speaker 10: humble spud is great, baked, boiled, mash, roasted, even fried,
Speaker 10: great on its own and healthy. A baked potato is
Speaker 10: only one hundred and sixty four calories, It's loaded with
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Speaker 1: Stuff that should be on the button bar. Oh it is.
Speaker 6: Stuff, Corey. Do you eat stop baked potatoes? Never had
Speaker 6: one stuff? No baked, never had mashed potatoes, never had
Speaker 6: baked potatoes. Sure, because I crush fries. You can tell
Speaker 6: even just butter with some salt and poa on a
Speaker 6: mashed potato. Baked potato elite, make your word for it.
Speaker 6: Hey sauce what year were you born? Vice President Dan
Speaker 6: Quail back in the day, once famously misspelled the word potato.
Speaker 2: What is the correct way to spell it? And how
Speaker 2: did he spell it? I think he spelled it p
Speaker 2: A Yeah, I think he spelled it p A. Hey,
Speaker 2: let's start over. How do you spell it's p A
Speaker 2: t A.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how to spell it.
Speaker 1: I guess you know how to spell potato. It's pa
Speaker 1: p A tah. Is it p I don't know how
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Speaker 1: Is it O t A t o? Potato? Nailed it?
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Speaker 6: Back in the day, misspelling potato was the end of
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Speaker 6: what you.
Speaker 1: Edited, get him out of here? Yep, back when we
Speaker 1: get him out of here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he wasn't that old.
Speaker 6: No, he must not have been young face. And I
Speaker 6: was like twelve at that time, so I don't remember
Speaker 6: exactly how old he was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's seventy nine, seventy nine, Brian Oak would say,
Speaker 2: he's he's holding up pretty well.
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Speaker 2: The Drunken Scani's the Drunken Scanie's twenty two to nothing
Speaker 2: over the Mayrin.
Speaker 1: That ties a modern.
Speaker 6: Major League Baseball record for the largest shutout of all time.
Speaker 6: Nineteen seventy five, Pittsburgh beat to the Cubs twenty two nothing.
Speaker 6: In two thousand and four, Cleveland beat the Yankees twenty
Speaker 6: two nothing. The twenty two runs also ties the franchise
Speaker 6: record for the Drunken Scanies for just runs in a
Speaker 6: game period. August twenty eighth, nineteen ninety two, they had
Speaker 6: twenty two runs against Toronto.
Speaker 2: They had four home runs. Seattle had just five hits.
Speaker 2: Drunken Skani's twenty two nothing. That'll do it, man, So
Speaker 2: they went for two after getting one of the two
Speaker 2: verty much JA and I hadn't seen any of this
Speaker 2: until this morning. I woke up, I'm like, damn. And
Speaker 2: then as soon as I was jotting down the notes,
Speaker 2: all they did this, and they did that. Well, then
Speaker 2: I watched then Sports Center kind of broke down how
Speaker 2: it happened. I think it was something like eleven or
Speaker 2: twelve or thirteen and nothing in the eighth, which is
Speaker 2: still an absolute ass kicking right. Then they had a guy,
Speaker 2: they had a position player at one point through a
Speaker 2: thirty seven mile per hour pitch that went over the
Speaker 2: fence like it looked like it was batting practice, right,
Speaker 2: and not even like zinging it in there.
Speaker 6: It was just lobbing it up and they were launching it.
Speaker 6: So yeah, I'm not saying that the twenty two nothing was,
Speaker 6: you know, like a complete fabrication, but it was like
Speaker 6: a thirteen to nothing game that just got punted. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it definitely got overly exaggerated at the end. The highlights
Speaker 6: are embarrassing. You might as well just put it on
Speaker 6: a tea.
Speaker 5: It sucks, though, to be in that spot guessing that
Speaker 5: the Getaway game is today the final game.
Speaker 1: Of the series. Don't want to waste the bullpen.
Speaker 5: Yes, you don't want to. There needs to just be
Speaker 5: a point where they can say we're done. Yeah, yep,
Speaker 5: let's shut it down. We can quit there. It isn't dishonorable.
Speaker 5: What's dishonorable is having to put you know, your your
Speaker 5: left fielder out there or whoever it was lobbying thirty
Speaker 5: seven mile an hour pitch.
Speaker 6: Without even a wind up, right, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Wasn't even lifting his leg off the rubber, just just
Speaker 6: go ahead, see what happens.
Speaker 1: And they launched it, so there's no point in them.
Speaker 1: Wasn't it?
Speaker 2: Wasn't it Hawks Guy Gomez when he played for I
Speaker 2: think the Brewers that hit a home run in a
Speaker 2: lopsided game off of like an infielder, and he just
Speaker 2: stared at it like it was a tying home run.
Speaker 1: The World Series. It's so cozy, the stats hawk. Did
Speaker 1: you buy his jersey? By the way, Chris throw on
Speaker 1: sports in it right now? Because this is the game.
Speaker 2: Here's I mean, this is terrible for the radio listeners,
Speaker 2: but wait until you see how badly these pitches look
Speaker 2: twenty two nothing.
Speaker 1: By the way, how about doing it at home? If
Speaker 1: you're going to do it? Do it at a home game?
Speaker 1: Right here? It is packed eighth inning.
Speaker 3: The oh are you kidding?
Speaker 2: I mean, look at that and that that guy, that
Speaker 2: guy that just launched a three run.
Speaker 1: Home run that was his first career home run.
Speaker 2: Oh well yeah, if you throw it thirty seven miles
Speaker 2: an hour, that's changes.
Speaker 1: I mean, why are they? I mean, I know you
Speaker 1: got to play the game, but like.
Speaker 2: Now, and in this one, he hits at the center field.
Speaker 2: The guy thinks there's two outs or three outs, so
Speaker 2: he just chucked it in there. Two runs score Meat Saustage.
Speaker 2: So there's two more runs that shouldn't accounted because he
Speaker 2: just throws.
Speaker 1: It over the fence. What a sloppy game? Yeah? You
Speaker 1: how bad these pitches are? Yeah? Jeez, I mean I
Speaker 1: don't know what do you do about it?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: That's a really good point.
Speaker 5: I think there should be a point if it's past
Speaker 5: a certain inating that you can say, white flag, we
Speaker 5: are done.
Speaker 1: Wave the white flag.
Speaker 3: It means that much to you.
Speaker 1: Exactly brilliant. But what really matters is wolf Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: what really matters is this.
Speaker 2: On this state?
Speaker 3: And what year do you gentlemen believe tho it is
Speaker 3: the very first Indianapolis Motors Speedway indy five hundred? What
Speaker 3: year on the state?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 6: I hang, and I feel like this is that we've
Speaker 6: either celebrated the seventy fifth anniversary or the one hundredth anniversary.
Speaker 1: My guess it's more like one hundred nineteen twenty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so let's go. Yeah, let's go. God, maybe didn't we
Speaker 1: just celebrate the one hundred a year or two ago.
Speaker 1: I'll say nineteen twenty five? Then okay, then I'll go
Speaker 1: one more and say twenty four.
Speaker 3: Does that go? Nineteen twenty three, nineteen oh nine?
Speaker 1: Oh, damn, way more?
Speaker 3: That's right. On August nineteenth of nineteen or nine, the
Speaker 3: first race was held at Indianapolis Motor Speedway, built on
Speaker 3: three hundred and twenty eight acres of farmland five miles
Speaker 3: northwest of Indianapolis. The speedway was started by local businessmen
Speaker 3: as a testing facility for Indiana's growing anobil industry. The
Speaker 3: idea was that occasional racist that the track would pit
Speaker 3: cars from different manufacturers against each other. After seeing what
Speaker 3: these cars could do, spectators would presumably head on down
Speaker 3: to the showroom grab one for themselves.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, dude, oh a genius. Let's raise it
Speaker 1: and then buy one. Yeah, that event looks sweet. It's
Speaker 1: like samples at Costco. Hell yeah, yep.
Speaker 3: The old thing I think was like a win on Sunday,
Speaker 3: a cell on Monday.
Speaker 1: I think that's sweet. You've been right, hogs.
Speaker 3: Yes, uh huh. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I saw on social media that Costco has a four
Speaker 6: thousand dollars ski ball machine, and I'm like, Chris is
Speaker 6: buying this?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's why I don't go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, got it looks like I want it. Fifteen foot
Speaker 2: skeleton you can put in your.
Speaker 5: Yard, which is why I set a timer or a
Speaker 5: stopwatch when I walk into Costco. I want to be
Speaker 5: walking out in less than fifteen minutes. You do the wise,
Speaker 5: I will be broke. You do the Corey bit, You
Speaker 5: follow your list and that's all you get.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 5: I go in there, I know where everything is. I
Speaker 5: usually can get in and out of there in ten minutes.
Speaker 3: There's a brand new one in Albertville right about the
Speaker 3: outlet moment. Oh yeah, and I've been told the parking
Speaker 3: lot is enormous.
Speaker 1: Oh perfect circle of the maple grove. Good. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: need to go to Costco today. Yeah, Costco Whales, sure does.
Speaker 6: The Vikings are hosting the Ravens Saturday at noon right
Speaker 6: here on the fan preseason game number two uh two
Speaker 6: games Thursday in the NFL if you want to call
Speaker 6: those games. Three on Friday, ten on Saturday, one on
Speaker 6: Sunday night. And of course joint practices this week with
Speaker 6: the Baltimore Ravens. You guys are going today?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, right at noon. It'll be great, that's right.
Speaker 2: Be a beautiful day to watch some foosball. Oh yeah, beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 6: I don't want to play some foosball, though, not against Kelsey.
Speaker 6: She would destroy it, but destroy it. Yeah, maybe I
Speaker 6: should get a good foosball table. The problem is I
Speaker 6: have nobody to play with. My girls aren't gonna play.
Speaker 2: Your family doesn't even say hello when you call them, No,
Speaker 2: they just get annoyed, like you called start talking. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you guys like foosball. I'm not good at it, foosball
Speaker 2: or air hockey. You can only pick a hockey air hockey.
Speaker 2: Isn't Perry really good at football?
Speaker 1: He's good at everything. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Initials we played up in the up was it was
Speaker 5: like the foosball hockey where it spins Poppa where it
Speaker 5: spins around a bubble hockey.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Bubble hockey's awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was sweet. Chloe loved it. Yeah, that's fine. We
Speaker 1: played it at the Wooden Nickel in Mercy. Yeah, baby,
Speaker 1: of course he did. That sounds fun. It's grease. Well,
Speaker 1: what really matters is this, you're grease?
Speaker 3: I'm the stated. In eighteen ninety five, one of the
Speaker 3: bloodiest killers of the Old West was murdered by an
Speaker 3: off duty policeman at a saloon in El Paso, Texas's
Speaker 3: name John Wesley Harden. Born in Central Texas in eighteen
Speaker 3: fifty three, Harden killed his first man when he was
Speaker 3: only fifteen during the violent period of the post Civil
Speaker 3: War reconstruction. During the next ten years, he killed about
Speaker 3: twenty more dudes. Some have suggested around forty eighteen seventy eight,
Speaker 3: Harden was convicted of killing a Texas sheriff and sent
Speaker 3: to the Texas State Prison in Huntsville. Prison life seems
Speaker 3: to have calmed Harden. During his fourteen years behind bars,
Speaker 3: he studied law. Released in eighteen ninety two, we settled
Speaker 3: down in Gonzades, where he worked as an attorney and
Speaker 3: tried unsuccessfully to win political office. Eventually, Harden relocated to
Speaker 3: the violent town of El Paso, where, since the demands
Speaker 3: of his legal services were limited, he spent more time
Speaker 3: arguing in saloons and killing people. M John Wesley.
Speaker 1: Harden old l Paso. Great salsa. Oh yeah, man, super
Speaker 1: New York. No, that's pace right, New York City.
Speaker 2: How come we haven't talked about this guy in the past, Like,
Speaker 2: how come society has forgotten.
Speaker 5: I've heard I've never heard of him because I don't
Speaker 5: think he was like a sneaking around killer, right he was.
Speaker 3: He would just and just yeah, let's go out and
Speaker 3: straight and shoot each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's a lot different than like a serial killer that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is just a guy that likes to shoot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or a Hawk's favorite movie Back to the Future.
Speaker 3: Three clinics would who man, what's sad scene? And they
Speaker 3: don't think he died?
Speaker 1: But he didn't saws. You don't know anything about Harden, No,
Speaker 1: I do not never heard.
Speaker 5: Of him, No, sir, plays terrible defense. Yeah, well played,
Speaker 5: got a big old beer, Yeah, belly too. So I
Speaker 5: was just like, it's going to have been a million dollars.
Speaker 5: You were going to do a beard joke.
Speaker 1: No, it's the new men. The new ye is not
Speaker 1: doing predictable jokes. I even wrote it down. I was
Speaker 1: trying to go to for two. What's the one who
Speaker 1: nailed the other day? I knew he was going to
Speaker 1: say the Minnesota bump set spikes. That was brilliant. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just I just known him too.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't think of anything else. I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1: I think I got asked about six times, did you
Speaker 1: guys set that up? I go absolutely not. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: knew you didn't.
Speaker 6: Yeah, nope, my turn of yours time more of what
Speaker 6: really matters after this, This is the power trip won't
Speaker 6: you show on the.
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Speaker 9: all the details of cafe and that shomp slash fair.
Speaker 7: We will see you in eight days. This didn't get
Speaker 7: out twenty seven.
Speaker 1: The fair didn't get canceled. The canceled. That deal didn't
Speaker 1: get canceled. It's not canceled. Fair has been canceled. What happened,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just got the word from the big voice guy.
Speaker 1: What happened to the fair?
Speaker 3: They canceled the whole thing. That's Sarah, this is too
Speaker 3: hot and there's too many people.
Speaker 1: Every year, I tell myself, and I love the State Fair.
Speaker 1: Love it. Love it, love it, love it, love it.
Speaker 6: You tell yourself that, But I tell myself, like, all right,
Speaker 6: you're power Trip's going to be there one or two days.
Speaker 1: This year it's two.
Speaker 6: Uh, you know, I might have one other thing to
Speaker 6: go out there for, like password or something right like,
Speaker 6: so maybe two or three times, and that's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 6: I'll just completely pick out on the staples, the fries,
Speaker 6: the cheese, curds, the corn.
Speaker 1: We'll call it a day.
Speaker 6: I think this year, I think I have five straight
Speaker 6: days I have to be out there for something. And
Speaker 6: I'm not dreading it because I love the State Fair.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, God, that's gonna be a lot of calories.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna show discipline. Why would you do? You're
Speaker 1: going to be stacking mud. It's gonna be greasy.
Speaker 3: There's to be stacked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fived, Yes, sir.
Speaker 7: Have you pooped at the fair?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Never, I haven't either.
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Never, thank you.
Speaker 6: I'm also normally better. I'm also normally not there long enough. Right,
Speaker 6: I'm there for three or four hours. Oh god, that's
Speaker 6: a quick hit.
Speaker 1: You don't have to go now. Because what happened to
Speaker 1: the fair hawk?
Speaker 3: I don't think you guys heard.
Speaker 7: No, I did not.
Speaker 1: Yes, I would argue. And this is really bad to
Speaker 1: say this on the ear because I hope they're not listening.
Speaker 1: But it's the truth.
Speaker 6: Every year, when like the State Fair admission tickets go up,
Speaker 6: people complain.
Speaker 1: God, I can't, it's just nuts.
Speaker 6: I remember when I was seven dollars I take every
Speaker 6: year when I look when I go to mouth trap
Speaker 6: in the food building and they're like, well, now the
Speaker 6: bucket's twenty four dollars.
Speaker 2: And don't go only make it twenty six. They're like really,
Speaker 2: And then next year they make it twenty six and
Speaker 2: I go, why don't we just call it thirty?
Speaker 1: Like it's the one.
Speaker 6: Effective inflation that I have no worries about. Well, here,
Speaker 6: here's forty. Keep a little something for yourself, let's go it.
Speaker 1: Do you want two buckets? Sir? No, No, this is fine.
Speaker 1: I just want to I just want to give you
Speaker 1: my money just for you. That's a lot giving me
Speaker 1: this joy? Who cares? That's all? Do you range a
Speaker 1: whole one yourself? You seem judgy. I'm just wondering. I
Speaker 1: need to know this too. I almost always share it
Speaker 1: with whoever's at the caf.
Speaker 2: Okay, but if there's nobody there, I'll just sit in
Speaker 2: the back and eat away and see what happens.
Speaker 1: So you have eaten that is the correct way to
Speaker 1: word it. I have.
Speaker 6: I have eaten an entire bucket by myself. But it
Speaker 6: really nine times out of ten, I'm buying him to share.
Speaker 1: Do you believe, well, you're not going to get it
Speaker 1: this year?
Speaker 3: Why hawk it's been canceled. Yeah, big voice, the whole
Speaker 3: thing's been canceled.
Speaker 2: Those are probably the best in the world. Yeah, they're
Speaker 2: they're really, really, really good. Yep, yep, it's worth the
Speaker 2: walk through all the I love being at the fair.
Speaker 2: I hate going to the fair, if that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Once I'm at the fair, I'm jacked the i'm there.
Speaker 2: I just the process of going there and leaving.
Speaker 3: No thanks, I got to go three times this year.
Speaker 3: You get to go, Chris, that's right, you're right, body, thanks,
Speaker 3: I get to.
Speaker 1: You should have put that in the song very much
Speaker 1: to stay there.
Speaker 3: That would have been too far.
Speaker 2: It would have been like, I don't believe that. I
Speaker 2: think in this context it's half to it got canceled
Speaker 2: so he doesn't have to.
Speaker 3: Man If I just got an apartment down there on
Speaker 3: the grounds just for the weeks, i'd be fine. But
Speaker 3: getting in and out there makes me want a humanity
Speaker 3: to end. It makes me root for AI.
Speaker 6: If they had an apartment complex on the grounds, do
Speaker 6: you how fast do you think that would sell out?
Speaker 6: Just boom booked immediately. I don't even mean for the
Speaker 6: two weeks. I just mean year round. You got to
Speaker 6: live there, but for those two weeks you have immediate
Speaker 6: access to the State affair.
Speaker 5: That's a good location to get places too. You're near
Speaker 5: thirty six, you're near ninety four, like right between all
Speaker 5: of them.
Speaker 1: To eighty is to eighty uh right? Actually is right? No,
Speaker 1: that's a huge bitch. I don't know how much way too.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that was fifth grade. That's a huge bitch.
Speaker 2: Well, you said you were down to you said you
Speaker 2: were down twenty five, so we thought to eighty was
Speaker 2: a good goal.
Speaker 1: That's a huge bitch. I weighed two hundred and thirty
Speaker 1: nine pounds. I weighed myself. Yeah, how much to thirty nine?
Speaker 1: That's good?
Speaker 3: Way, that's real good dude, you do good, you great.
Speaker 1: Brother, doesn't matter. You're all me and you all hate me,
Speaker 1: and you all think I'm t I hate you. You
Speaker 1: make fun of my legs.
Speaker 3: Good you do all the time.
Speaker 6: Well again, today this is today, rest today. I'm very
Speaker 6: proud of your progress. Today you look like two hundred
Speaker 6: and thirty nine pounds of toothpaste.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. I like this show.
Speaker 3: Two hundred and thirty nine pounds of dung and a bag.
Speaker 1: Don't put it out with your boots. Dad, pull your
Speaker 1: hands up that we never see her, right you just
Speaker 1: hear your.
Speaker 3: Voice sounds sexy as hail hawkwood.
Speaker 6: Call the fire department. This one's out of control. God,
Speaker 6: how many times did we quote again? I think our
Speaker 6: entire generation could have done a one man show and
Speaker 6: just recited the entire script of Billy Matt. I could
Speaker 6: have done it at one point and been like ninety
Speaker 6: three percent accurate. Yeah, I would have say it barely
Speaker 6: missed a line, same, barely.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 5: They're a sports center showing of multiple fights breakout at
Speaker 5: Cowboys Saints joint practice.
Speaker 1: And as always, there will be one idiot with.
Speaker 5: His helmet on swinging at dudes that all have their
Speaker 5: helmets on. You're gonna break your hand on someone's helmet
Speaker 5: and you're gonna get your ass whooped.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, yep.
Speaker 5: But someone did go over to him and give him
Speaker 5: the suplex, which was great.
Speaker 6: Believe, I'm not even kidding. I believe it was Scott
Speaker 6: Steiner's son. I'm I'm I'm not making that up.
Speaker 1: This is not a bit.
Speaker 6: Yes, they said, I heard it on Ben Maller show
Speaker 6: driving in that the guy who threw a sup Pex
Speaker 6: supplex at that fight is the son of w W. E.
Speaker 6: Hall of Famer Scott Steiner.
Speaker 7: Rock Rex Steiner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, no joke, it was. It's a full suplex.
Speaker 1: It was a good looking supplex he learned from his dad,
Speaker 1: Scott Steiner, and it was honorable. Instead of guy he
Speaker 1: gave him the super plex. Scott Steiner, not Big Papa Pump.
Speaker 1: Is that the same person?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is he the guy did hockey on ESPN Charlie Steiner, Yeah, Scott,
Speaker 2: Big Papa plus a bit.
Speaker 6: Big Papa Pumps kid is throwing supplexes at joint practices.
Speaker 1: Maybe you guys will see a joint practice supplex today.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna smoke it up.
Speaker 5: There is usually a little, a little bit of a
Speaker 5: scuffle you have to just to show that you're you're
Speaker 5: not messing around all business.
Speaker 6: Number back in the day, every year somebody be like,
Speaker 6: should we even go to River Falls? We're just gonna
Speaker 6: get in a fight with the chiefs. It's like, that's
Speaker 6: exactly why we're going to river Let's throw some fists
Speaker 6: and let's let Lesnar start some ass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, get over there to see the like the press fight.
Speaker 3: I want to see Ben guess whoop some ass today?
Speaker 1: Well, he's a runner, so he would be able to
Speaker 1: run away.
Speaker 3: He's running towards the fight.
Speaker 6: Who's the most likely to throw a punch? For Vikings
Speaker 6: media seaf for.
Speaker 2: Soggressive Coleman, Coleman, meersage, can get can get pissed. I
Speaker 2: don't think at Lewis could fight anybody. I don't think
Speaker 2: Guessling can fight anybody.
Speaker 1: He'd be he couldn't fight. His past didn't get him in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think any of them throw a punch or two.
Speaker 11: Back in the day, he used to Guardian, I would
Speaker 11: throw up free you beat Hay Baker, Papa Pump, Scottie Steiner.
Speaker 1: That is spot on good.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He butt dialed me like a month ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like he butt fingered you, by the way.
Speaker 1: I don't think he wants that advertised. But between you
Speaker 1: and me, Polly, I was supposed to not Tyron what figure,
Speaker 1: but uh yeah he did so sorry he didn't mean
Speaker 1: to call you. Then he hung on. Yeah he's the best. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he is the best. Where worry my turning return. What
Speaker 1: really matters is this.
Speaker 3: This is from a couple of days ago, but I've
Speaker 3: never read it somewhere reading now. The winner of a
Speaker 3: more than thirty four million dollar Jackpott, is speaking out
Speaker 3: after winning a life changing some of money. The Minnesota
Speaker 3: Lottery announced earlier this month that the ticket sold at
Speaker 3: a holiday gas station in Coon Rapids for the Lotto
Speaker 3: America drawing only eighteenth matched all six numbers a Lot
Speaker 3: of America. Tickets cost a dollar per play, though there's
Speaker 3: an optional one dollar add on for the all Star
Speaker 3: bonus multiplier. The lucky winner, who was who has chosen
Speaker 3: to stay an on Ymous, said Friday that he's been
Speaker 3: playing the Minnesota Lottery for nearly twenty years. Always has
Speaker 3: his wife touched the tickets after he buys him for
Speaker 3: good luck. The man couldn't believe his eyes when he
Speaker 3: checked his numbers at the store. When it said I
Speaker 3: had to go to the lottery, I looked at the
Speaker 3: numbers on my phone. When the winning numbers came up online,
Speaker 3: I looked at the numbers. Then I looked at my ticket,
Speaker 3: and then I did that about three times after that.
Speaker 3: You might not believe me, but I actually pinched myself.
Speaker 3: Then I looked around to see if anybody was watching me.
Speaker 3: That would have been the first thing you should have done.
Speaker 3: Look around, see if anybody's eyeball, because they'd been piss
Speaker 3: running down my leg. You know what I mean. Let
Speaker 3: me ask you a question, not because of the lottery.
Speaker 3: I just I'm incontinent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 6: Let me ask you a question. Let's say you have
Speaker 6: your wife touch the tickets that you buy.
Speaker 2: For twenty straight years and you never win, and you're
Speaker 2: doing it because you want her to give you good luck,
Speaker 2: and you just go, Oh, for twenty twenty straight years,
Speaker 2: nothing but losers, hundreds or thousands of dollars out the door,
Speaker 2: and one time you buy tickets, she doesn't touch the
Speaker 2: tickets and you win the lottery. Don't you just divorce
Speaker 2: her and say I can start my new life. And
Speaker 2: you've been cursing me for twenty years and that ends today.
Speaker 3: He knew before that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is my off ramp to this relationship. I
Speaker 1: needed a way out. Now. I know you've been cursing me.
Speaker 3: Well, here's half as Rocky Dennis says, there's no easy
Speaker 3: way out.
Speaker 1: That's not that guy, that's the wrong you're telling me.
Speaker 1: That's pretty offensive.
Speaker 2: You don't think Rocky Dennis is capable of saying things
Speaker 2: like there's no easy way out.
Speaker 1: He's a person.
Speaker 7: Yeah, sorry, no, nothing wrong with voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing wrong with Come on, man, poor kid,
Speaker 1: poor Rocky Zach. Is it my turn? The links are
Speaker 1: at Golden State. Well, it's a payout thirty four million,
Speaker 1: so twelve point two.
Speaker 3: Or something like that.
Speaker 1: We'll take it. Oh yeah, because we live in Minnesota.
Speaker 6: Links at Golden State tonight at nine o'clock. The Links
Speaker 6: are two and a half point favorites Undraftkings. The Links
Speaker 6: have the best record in the WNBA. We all know that,
Speaker 6: But did you guys know that the Golden State Valkyrie
Speaker 6: right behind him? They're twenty five and nine.
Speaker 1: Look at that squad.
Speaker 6: So the Links are too and zero against Golden State
Speaker 6: this season, a three point win in June and a
Speaker 6: six point win in June.
Speaker 2: So sure we're two and all. We're the best team
Speaker 2: in the WNBA. But apparently this this seems got a
Speaker 2: little fire to him. Let's get what they got tonight.
Speaker 1: What really matters? That was this all here?
Speaker 3: Little bulls saus You're gonna love this, okay. Listening between
Speaker 3: the anti trust case settled with Live Nation and Ticketmaster,
Speaker 3: the so called blue dot fever and broad economic uncertainty,
Speaker 3: high ticket prices have continued to be a persistent conversation
Speaker 3: in the music world.
Speaker 1: You love blue dot fever, one of your favorite things.
Speaker 3: It's not clear that any single factor is the cause,
Speaker 3: but high prices are currently not the issue for my
Speaker 3: chemical romances. Upcoming target gig, target Field Gig Monday, August
Speaker 3: twenty fourth, This coming Monday, with less than a week
Speaker 3: ago before showtime, there are tickets on sale for twelve dollars.
Speaker 1: Jeezy your thoughts?
Speaker 2: Yes, so I think the same story said that it's
Speaker 2: cheaper than a beer. Yeah, that's tough. The new meat
Speaker 2: doesn't want that. I don't want that. That's said. Those
Speaker 2: are sure and put a lot of effort into what
Speaker 2: they do. Yeah, what about to hold you?
Speaker 6: Oh the old So wait a minute, Wait a minute,
Speaker 6: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Speaking
Speaker 6: of how much the thing costs, because you just said
Speaker 6: it's it's less than a beer, what are you in
Speaker 6: common charge for flop, sweat and tears?
Speaker 1: I think it's twenty. That's a good deal too, thanks.
Speaker 6: So you can see common and Sauce for twenty or
Speaker 6: my Chemical Romance for twelve dollars US.
Speaker 1: Yeah, us yeah interesting yeah.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 1: Hey, life is full of tough choices, right, ask Sophie.
Speaker 1: I don't want them cheeses. I don't want them to
Speaker 1: have to deal with that.
Speaker 3: Did you have you looked it up to see how
Speaker 3: many tickets look like they're available?
Speaker 1: I'll look right now, though.
Speaker 3: You love it, don't you? No, I do not. Okay
Speaker 3: you don't. The older you loved it, Yeah, but you
Speaker 3: know the old you also liked not brushing his teeth.
Speaker 1: Wow, the old, the old you, and the new you.
Speaker 2: You're gonna look at this seating chart and see the
Speaker 2: blue dot fever and you're gonna go.
Speaker 3: I gonna tell you, it's not as bad as I
Speaker 3: thought it was going to be.
Speaker 1: So what's the twelve dollars? Like the obstructive view.
Speaker 3: Or oh no, that's just like out there. It's not
Speaker 3: there's a lot of tickets sold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not that bad.
Speaker 3: The uh but they did drop the ticket prices quite
Speaker 3: a bit.
Speaker 5: I never have to deal with buying concert tickets. My
Speaker 5: wife handles that.
Speaker 1: Part of it.
Speaker 5: Yesterday she did the pre sale for Luke Combs because
Speaker 5: we want to bring Kloe because she loves every Luke
Speaker 5: Combs banger. It sounds like a nightmare. She got like
Speaker 5: kicked out of there. She knows what she's doing. She
Speaker 5: like had the seats picked out, and we have to
Speaker 5: pick ones that don't have stairs, So like we had
Speaker 5: the ones picked out apparently and then boom got kicked out.
Speaker 1: She had to re log in all.
Speaker 5: These things, and then other people we talked to had
Speaker 5: the same issue, so you would think and that was
Speaker 5: a x S. Yeah, but she just a lot of cusswords.
Speaker 1: Hy barker fox. I guys, how could you see who's
Speaker 1: opening for Luke Combs?
Speaker 3: I did not who.
Speaker 1: It's that band that I told you about, trudyocre B Yeah,
Speaker 1: no kidding, got you right.
Speaker 7: Right right.
Speaker 1: Them? Yes?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Sweet? They are awesome. So you will be
Speaker 1: at this concert, that's the goal. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think tickets will go quick and everything, but you'll
Speaker 2: be away.
Speaker 3: Run right now a lot. And uh, the guy says
Speaker 3: Lou Combs. I don't think he knows the guy's name.
Speaker 3: Is it sounds like he says Lou Combs. The same
Speaker 3: guy that said, uh, amazing, hot rong. I do like
Speaker 3: the guy that goes like this at the end of
Speaker 3: the ice cube commercial.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want that job.
Speaker 3: Looked for it all morning. I can't tell what the
Speaker 3: commercials call. It's not labeled. No, it's not labeled Big three.
Speaker 3: I thought it would be. It's not in the system,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 1: I think? Isn't it the same guy that's the attorney?
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know the top dog log I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'll check.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to say that every time anybody says
Speaker 3: anything on the show, he's gonna go yeah.
Speaker 5: I had a couple of weeks last year that I
Speaker 5: was yet yeah and everything, but no one laughs.
Speaker 1: I moved on Story of my Life.
Speaker 6: He workshopped it, gave it for, you know, a quick
Speaker 6: trial run, see if it worked and it didn't play.
Speaker 1: I like that you acknowledge it and moved on. It's smart.
Speaker 1: When Chloe doesn't laugh, I know it's real bad. Oh buddy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got to play to your key demographics for sure. Children.
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Speaker 1: This