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Speaker 1: The Federal Communications Commission has determined the following content to

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Speaker 1: be emotionally harmful.

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Speaker 2: Funny Things that you think is funny aren't funny.

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Speaker 3: Jimmy coxbolling time do cockshow kicks, ash Man welcome.

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Speaker 4: Show me what I'm gonna see a lot of cocks

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Speaker 4: on TV?

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Speaker 2: Allen pods from me all poo.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what's about you?

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Speaker 5: By Vader?

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Speaker 6: I thank you cool?

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Speaker 7: It would be a great show.

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Speaker 4: Let's tick coffee ticket.

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Speaker 8: And you'll just eight with a safety group. Okay, what

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Speaker 8: three tickets?

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Speaker 9: Take it to?

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Speaker 10: Damn?

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Speaker 4: Put you one time ticket?

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Speaker 7: What Allen Cox?

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Speaker 2: Here we go, he'll add, He'll be fine.

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Speaker 11: It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven

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Speaker 11: double U M M as.

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Speaker 2: I got an email from Allen.

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Speaker 12: He said, you guys have been playing you know, we're

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Speaker 12: a wash in the AI slop songs and the popular

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Speaker 12: ones now are like what if this song was a

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Speaker 12: soul song from the seventies, and there isn't a single

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Speaker 12: song that isn't instantly even if it's the greatest song

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Speaker 12: in the world, it's still still improved by turning it

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Speaker 12: into a seventies funk or soul song.

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Speaker 2: Have you heard move Bitch by Ludacris What Alan said?

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Speaker 6: No to fight out, I'm about to punch showisa.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 12: To stop it because then, of course it starts plopping

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Speaker 12: in the F bombs. But thank you Alan for sending that.

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Speaker 12: I go to a lot of shows. I go to

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Speaker 12: most of them by myself. But apparently you're a loser

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Speaker 12: if you do this. This is what I'm hearing. If

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Speaker 12: you do this, it means you are a loser. I

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Speaker 12: don't think so, I don't care if that's but that's

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Speaker 12: what I heard. If you go to shows by yourself,

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Speaker 12: you're a loser. Except more and more people are doing

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Speaker 12: this for the very reasons.

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Speaker 2: I've talked about. You get to dip in and dip

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Speaker 2: out whenever you want.

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Speaker 12: But ticket brokers and promoters are noticing that there's a

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Speaker 12: huge since the pandemic. So there are echoes of people

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Speaker 12: being like, well, I want to do stuff, but I'm

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Speaker 12: not super comfortable around other people. Blah blah blah. Now

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Speaker 12: the irony is you end up in a crowd full

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Speaker 12: of people. So it can't all be waves of the pandemic,

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Speaker 12: but more and more people, whether it's shows, festivals, I

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Speaker 12: don't know that I would go to a festival by myself,

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Speaker 12: because that is contingent on You got to do that

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Speaker 12: if you're like planning on making new friends.

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Speaker 2: I don't necessarily need that. I mean, it is a

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Speaker 12: I guess for people if you're looking for interaction, right,

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Speaker 12: I'll have people will come up to me and say

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Speaker 12: hi or whatever. So I'm not going in ice cold.

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Speaker 12: But I go to most shows by myself. Hey, most

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Speaker 12: people don't want to go to death metal shows with me.

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Speaker 12: I'm not going to drag anybody to a show they

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Speaker 12: don't want to be a part of. So I go

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Speaker 12: to love Is by myself. Melissa got me to go

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Speaker 12: out this past weekend. We went to dinner with a

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Speaker 12: pretty proud of myself. Wasn't starved for conversation. I was

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Speaker 12: a I did pre drink a little, but it was fine.

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Speaker 2: I did great. I mean, I'm pretty damn happy with myself.

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Speaker 2: An she got you to go out? Oh yeah, under duress?

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Speaker 2: She said, do you want to make plans with so

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Speaker 2: She was doing She was doing her diligence, assuming you

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Speaker 2: out for drinks after two different places. Oh, I'm telling you, man,

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Speaker 2: you never follows a hippie to a second location. Rob,

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Speaker 2: You're following brand new people. The second I was I was,

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Speaker 3: And we had dinner at uh at one place, And

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Speaker 12: Oh, they have a little martini spot there. I haven't

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Speaker 12: been to the Medina yere in a minute.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a whole bunch of new stuff

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Speaker 2: And uh, now is this just a fore top or

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Speaker 2: was it like a four top? Yeah? Yeah, look at me,

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Speaker 2: man making conversation? Oh yeah, yeah yeah. Now is it

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Speaker 2: mostly them asking you about what you do for a living?

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Speaker 3: I mean it did come up, we talked. I mean

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Speaker 3: So these were very little about me.

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Speaker 2: Was this a couple that your wife had met but

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Speaker 3: No, so our daughters are friends. Oh okay, so Cally,

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Speaker 3: my youngest and their daughter so close.

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Speaker 12: You had some connective tissue here. Yeah, this is the

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Speaker 12: first you knew them. This is the first time you

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Speaker 12: had gone out socially with them, correct, scotcha.

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Speaker 3: And there was there was a lot more in common

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Speaker 3: than I had probably previously thought too. So conversation wasn't

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Speaker 3: It wasn't a difficult thing. It was right to tell me, man,

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Speaker 3: I was felt good about myself that whole next day.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, look at that I went out. I wasn't

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Speaker 3: a miserable son of a bitch the entire time I

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Speaker 3: wasn't looking at Melissa, giving or want of your eyes

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Speaker 12: Now, when the conversation invariably turns to the lifestyle, do

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Thankfully that we didn't get to that part yet.

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Speaker 2: Maybe our next hangout. There was no talk of swapping.

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Speaker 2: There was no talk of swapping. That's it was.

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Speaker 2: It was all on the up and up. It was nice. Okay, yeah, man,

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Speaker 2: I get I see what you're doing. All right, Well

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Speaker 2: that's good, that's great. Yeah, yeah I was. I was

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Speaker 12: Did your wife take the time to thank you in

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Speaker 2: Come on, no, no, woman, what is the payoff for you?

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Speaker 2: I think make a new friend.

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Speaker 3: I think she was just happy that she had a

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Speaker 3: probably overrated. Yeah, she was like, oh, so this is

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Speaker 2: You know who your man is. I know every woman

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Speaker 2: knows who her man is, and every man knows who

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Speaker 3: It still must be nice tone and like you don't

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Speaker 12: Oh, I thought you meant like she I'm like, she's

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Speaker 12: got to know you're not going to like say something weird. No,

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Speaker 12: but she thought you were going to get antsy right.

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Speaker 2: Away right away? Yeah, like can we at least finish dinner?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, but but you said you kind of what pre

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Speaker 12: And I was I was just I was annoyed that

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Speaker 12: because usually I'm miserable right up until the second we pull.

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Speaker 2: Up to the place, and I'm like a sonble bitch,

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Speaker 3: Home watching TV. Yeah, And then I didn't do any

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Speaker 3: kind of wish I just didn't say that, but I

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Speaker 12: Well, and also that Madina Square you can get a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, it helps, And there was they opened

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Speaker 3: all just like the crappy food pubs, you know what.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Like there's a lot of like stuff to do.

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Speaker 12: No disrespect to the crappy food pub which is right

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Speaker 3: Yeah there's a stub, but but you know what I mean,

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Speaker 3: Like you know bar food type pubs, which is there's

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Speaker 3: there's always a place for I go to them, but

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Speaker 3: kind of thing. And I ordered a martini?

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Speaker 2: You want to or no? All right? I want I

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Speaker 2: wanted a martini, you know. I'm like, I let me

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Speaker 2: get a dirty Martin. You can have Kettle one Dirty Martin. Oh,

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Speaker 2: we don't have Kettle one, I said, I have Grey Goose.

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Speaker 2: Don't have kettle We don't have gray Goose. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: what do you mean, Oh, we have this local vodka.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, well come on now.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, what do you do you have like any Well,

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Speaker 3: we have Kettle one, but it's vanilla.

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Speaker 2: Like I don't want them. Who's who's pining for a

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Speaker 2: local vodka? That's what I said, especially when it's straight.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's made in Medina. Yeah, if you want to

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Speaker 2: do like a a flavored one that's local, or or

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Speaker 2: if you want to have a bottle of it amidst

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Speaker 2: the gray Goose. But I'm like, now I got to

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Speaker 2: choke down the drink that I wanted.

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Speaker 12: One person is ever siled up to a bar and said,

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Speaker 12: do you guys have any local vodkas?

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Speaker 2: What do you have for local spirits? I'm really in

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Speaker 2: the mood for a good fine a to local bourbon.

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Speaker 2: You guys have any Ohio produced tequilas. And it wasn't again, it.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't terrible, but I was kind of like, I was

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Speaker 3: a little miffed that I couldn't get a regular.

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Speaker 12: At two Stansbury. All right, kind she's not wearing a

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Speaker 12: It's the easy it's the if you'll pardon the pond,

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Speaker 2: For some freaky, really crazy stuff bull honky. Yeah that's right.

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Speaker 12: Do you imagine if Dolly Parton is a Greek grea,

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Speaker 12: Her husband was Carl Dean and they were married in

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Speaker 12: This was a guy who was the quintessential first husband.

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Speaker 12: You know, well, I don't want to have them because

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Speaker 12: But again she had who knows if she would have

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Speaker 12: But I think on top of that, she's like, I

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Speaker 12: And by the way, this is something that I kind

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Speaker 3: Oh, we didn't want to get into it, but Dolly

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Speaker 12: Yeah, she was having her IUD removed. Oh no, well

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Speaker 12: that could be very painful. That could be very painful.

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Speaker 12: She had it, put it in nineteen seventy eight. Well

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Speaker 12: you gotta get them swapped out every half a decade

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Speaker 12: and uh yeah, oh boy, she's in there screaming.

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Speaker 12: Boy, when you got to put in or taken out, Boy,

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Speaker 12: you need some kind of Dolly Parton good.

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Speaker 2: Every one decides it's finally time to start having children, it's.

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Speaker 12: Not time to become a mother. And she dies when

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Speaker 12: Oh does she die young?

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Speaker 2: No, she died old old when I was eighty two. Oh,

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Speaker 12: if you're going to talk about an open relationship, that's

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Speaker 2: Well, I think to her, she's, well, I like flirt,

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Speaker 12: And you know, because Jolene was written about this bank teller,

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Speaker 2: With her husband. I wonder if that just like if

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Speaker 2: But I can flirt, he can flirt. I'm like, this

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Speaker 12: You know, maybe in nineteen sixty six, you know, they

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Speaker 2: I wonder if she just did that to keep that

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, we're allowed to flirt and now and then

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Speaker 12: But it strikes me more as like what a really

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Speaker 12: you know, like sixty years down the road, those two

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Speaker 12: that's gonna be them. We've had some crazy nights. One

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Speaker 2: It fell out. One night he did not have on

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Speaker 2: the lapel he rolled over fill out. Oh, look like

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Speaker 2: a worm trying to get out of a bird's beak.

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Speaker 2: Open Dolly Parton's open relationship. He can flirt, I can flirt.

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Speaker 2: He can go in the bathroom and master bait.

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Speaker 17: He wants to.

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Speaker 2: We have an open relationship. He just fine, whatever we want.

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Speaker 7: That's right.

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Speaker 2: We call it free use here in the house.

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Speaker 13: He can come up behind me when I'm making paying case.

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Speaker 13: He can squeeze my bum go into the bathroom and

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Speaker 2: I prefer he doesn't see in the shower, but he

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Speaker 2: to honey, where's them pork chop cells don't make for dinner.

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Speaker 2: I you know, listen, she was on the road so much.

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Speaker 12: So I guess you know another thing you can take

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Speaker 12: like that old joke. You know what's the secret? They say,

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Speaker 2: At the end of the day, we love each other madly,

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Speaker 19: Yes, I heard when you die after do you have

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Speaker 19: you have to come back. Well, if this is I

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Speaker 19: don't want to be a monkey, I'll go the ship

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Speaker 2: My brother said he wants to come back a hog,

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Speaker 19: I want to be a med bog just because I'm

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Speaker 2: And if you know your ten don't be en upright,

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Speaker 2: would you like to be? I asked mister Ross.

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Speaker 2: When you're don a horse, you have to.

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Speaker 19: Carry people to get clicks from your boss. And as

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Speaker 19: I would, and this rule would you have to eat.

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Speaker 19: But as a bed bugger biting the human meat, I'm

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Speaker 12: You know why that one guy wanted to come back

441
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:47,800
Speaker 12: as a horse, and I guess this guy wants to

442
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,760
Speaker 12: come back as a bed bug. You know this audience

443
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,720
Speaker 12: knows that I'm in here quite early. Rough, Yeah, And

444
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,760
Speaker 12: so they'll start texting because I always had the texting

445
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:58,680
Speaker 12: platform open and people were blowing me up this morning,

446
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:02,080
Speaker 12: won't you believe it? So they were giddy with anticipation

447
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 12: to tell me that Jeffrey Laroque once again has brought

448
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:11,720
Speaker 12: bedbugs into the sanctum, sayingtorum, that is iHeart Cleveland.

449
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 2: What's still TBD? I was told? I asked.

450
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Speaker 12: I was told by multiple people that it had been

451
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,480
Speaker 12: confirmed the end of last week. And then I heard

452
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,680
Speaker 12: I think the tail end of them talking about it.

453
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Speaker 2: I heard him talking about it, and the speculation is

454
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 2: that's what it is. But it's on. He's having his

455
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,879
Speaker 2: home inspected today, I believe.

456
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Speaker 12: Well, people were expecting me to freak out again, and

457
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 12: I said, no, I've made my opinion. I said my

458
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 12: piece the last two or three goddamn times this happened, right,

459
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,880
Speaker 12: I said my piece. So my opinion has been made

460
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 12: known loud and clear. And I guess better them than

461
00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:03,200
Speaker 12: I don't know. But the speed with which people were texting, yeah,

462
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 12: texting in here, because otherwise I would not have known

463
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 12: had they not told me, So I guess good on

464
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 12: their part.

465
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a couple of emails, so I reached

466
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 3: out and had a couple of conversations, and I was

467
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:15,919
Speaker 3: told that.

468
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 2: It is speculation at this point.

469
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Speaker 12: Well that's what they always say, though, right, Well, they're

470
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,680
Speaker 12: not gonna they're not going to follow up with you

471
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 12: and go, oh yeah, by the way.

472
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Speaker 2: We confirmed it. Yeah, no, it's always well we gotta

473
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 2: of course, last time I flipped out.

474
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Speaker 12: On management over this a year and a half ago

475
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Speaker 12: or whatever, that's what they told me. Well, we don't know,

476
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 12: we got don't you though?

477
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 2: And you do?

478
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,560
Speaker 12: Yeah, of course, Well that's out of abundance of caution.

479
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 12: What are you talking about? So anyway, I like the guy,

480
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,400
Speaker 12: to get me wrong, I see them all the time.

481
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,719
Speaker 12: I'm praised he's a smashing young lad. But I'm like, bro,

482
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 12: I've never met a more accommodated part time guy in

483
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Speaker 12: my entire radio career. Am I remember incorrectly that a

484
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 12: Titanic nerd?

485
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:01,360
Speaker 2: Yes?

486
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 12: Yeah, of course, anytime we talk about the Titanic, I'll

487
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 12: play the reck of the Edmund Fitzgerald just because it's

488
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 12: such a good goddamn song. It's better than that Selene

489
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,399
Speaker 12: Dion nonsense. It has nothing to do, of course, with

490
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,199
Speaker 12: the Titanic. But another ship wreck. Tato Patatal like.

491
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Speaker 2: Said, yeah, did you have the h did you have

492
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Speaker 2: the alert?

493
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Speaker 12: Yesterday was the fortieth anniversary of them discovering the Titanic wreckage.

494
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Speaker 2: I did not, but I didn't realize. I guess I

495
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 2: thought I didn't realize it took them that long to

496
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Speaker 2: find the Titanic. Yeah, like they knew where it sank?

497
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 2: How did they?

498
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Speaker 12: They were like, I I was just watching a thing.

499
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:43,880
Speaker 12: It happened to come across my my newsfeed. They were like, oh,

500
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 12: September one, nineteen eighty five was when they discovered the Titanic.

501
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, how did they not?

502
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Speaker 12: Did the thing go down in nineteen twelve, nineteen thirteen?

503
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 12: What did the Titanic go down nineteen twelve, nineteen twelve?

504
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 12: I thought they knew like right away were it was.

505
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 12: I think they did, but it was a question of

506
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 12: getting to it, knowing exactly where it is. I think

507
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 12: they had an idea of where it was.

508
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 3: But once they were able to actually locate it, that

509
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,680
Speaker 3: was when they actually got to it and saw it

510
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 3: for the first time.

511
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 2: They knew where it was. Ish, they just hadn't gotten

512
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 2: to it, correct, I see.

513
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 12: So when they because admittedly I am largely ignorant to

514
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 12: the facts and fallacy surrounding the Titanic, yep, did they

515
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 12: find like bodies and stuff in there?

516
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 10: Yet?

517
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 15: Oh?

518
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 14: No?

519
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 2: No, no, after that that long, there's no there's nothing left.

520
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:33,040
Speaker 14: No.

521
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Speaker 12: But I mean when they in nineteen eighty five, there

522
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 12: was nothing there no now no, no, really nope, no

523
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 12: way by the sea oh.

524
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, animals and sea and yeah.

525
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 12: But yeah, but in all the movies, you know, when

526
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 12: they go into a shipwreck, there's like a they'll they'll

527
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,399
Speaker 12: think they haven't found anything, and then Rob at the

528
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 12: last minute like, oh my god, a body will fly

529
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 12: up in front of them, like with his one eye

530
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:54,640
Speaker 12: hanging out.

531
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Speaker 2: Yeah, this was reality and not the Goodies. So it

532
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 2: was goody suck movie. I'm not talking about that. It's fine.

533
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 2: It stinks.

534
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 12: Listen back to the Titanic, so forty years ago yesterday.

535
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Speaker 12: Although the Titanic lies in thirteen thousand feet of water,

536
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 12: for those of you who aren't good at math, I'd

537
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 12: be like if it was in thirteen feet of water,

538
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 12: but for each one of those feet it was a thousand.

539
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 2: I think that's how that breaks out.

540
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Speaker 12: The story still captures the minds and hearts throughout the world.

541
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 12: Minds and hearts, the hearts are captured by that movie.

542
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 12: How do you think people would care if Jim Cameron

543
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 12: hadn't done the movie?

544
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 2: Yeah you think so? Yeah?

545
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's It's just it's one of the

546
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 3: most famous. It's most famous shipwreck r at the HMS Pinafore.

547
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 3: I don't believe so, or maybe the Edminn Fitzgerald would

548
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 3: be close. Yeah, but no, I think that it's captured

549
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 3: people's minds forever.

550
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Speaker 2: I don't know why the hell, I ended up getting

551
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 2: anyone else a kid. But what about the Andrea Doria,

552
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 2: I mean, not as many people died. I don't know.

553
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 2: It was in Kramer's shipwreck book, all right.

554
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 12: Well, anyway, I wondered if that was on your radar

555
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 12: at all, because you said that many, you know, as

556
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 12: a young man, were you were a Titanic nerd.

557
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 2: Not even a young man when I was a kid.

558
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 2: I don't know why. Yeah, I was young, very young. Yeah,

559
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:18,880
Speaker 2: doctor Robert Ballard. Doctor Ballard would discovered the r ofs

560
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 2: Tatanic as early a searching for the wreck, as early

561
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 2: as Iteene seventy three.

562
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 3: It's a pretty cool video to see too, because it

563
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 3: is so far spread out, like people just sort of

564
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 3: think it Sounken's there, but when it split in half

565
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 3: and then it went down in separate pieces, so they're

566
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,679
Speaker 3: quite the distance between the two pieces that are down there.

567
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 12: I remember videos when I was a kid. There was

568
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 12: a movie called Raise the Titanic. Yeah, I remember Raised

569
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 12: the Titanic.

570
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

571
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 12: It was like one of those It wasn't a disaster movie,

572
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 12: but it was along those lines. There was a lot

573
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 12: of those disaster type movies in the seventies.

574
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 8: And so this was.

575
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 12: Probably seventy I was a kid, probably seventy eight seventy nine,

576
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 12: where like the United States and the Russians are in

577
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 12: a race to pull up the Titanic.

578
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, they had a general idea of where it was,

579
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 3: but they didn't they didn't know exactly.

580
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 2: Where it was.

581
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 20: Yeah.

582
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 12: So yeah, So those these kinds of like rich deep

583
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 12: sea guys, a lot of them have kind of thrown

584
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 12: their hands up with things like this, and they go,

585
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 12: screw it. Let's just take a barely functioning submersible and

586
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 12: throw other rich people in that. Nothing could go wrong there. Yeah, imploding, Yeah, boy,

587
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 12: not the way you want to go. Well, in all fairness,

588
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 12: it's not the worst way to go.

589
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 2: They didn't.

590
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 3: I mean, there wasn't even time to get out the

591
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 3: O in sah, you know what I mean? Like, yes,

592
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 3: it's instant, like hey, what's that?

593
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? And it's over?

594
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 12: Would you rather, because I have to assume that those

595
00:28:55,080 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 12: last nanoseconds are the same, would you rather implode or explode?

596
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 12: If they were like, hey you've got to pick one

597
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 12: of these, okay, and they're going to be I don't

598
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 12: even know if they would rise the level of being painful,

599
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 12: but you still got to get your kind of head

600
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 12: around it. They're like, you're going to go down in

601
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 12: this doomed submersible, which will implode.

602
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 2: You'll be crushed like a tin can.

603
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 12: Or you will find yourself in a situation in which,

604
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 12: let's see, you've unwittingly inserted a C four suppository. Yep,

605
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 12: and so you have your choice of either imploding or exploit.

606
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do implode, because explode I know what's going

607
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 3: to happen if I put it in me, and I

608
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 3: know what's gonna happen. I have the anticipation of dying.

609
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 3: M but imploding, Like again, those people didn't even know.

610
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 3: They were just like, hey, that sounds kind of funny.

611
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 3: I know you don't know you're going to explode.

612
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 2: Okay. I thought I thought you said, like I put

613
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 2: it in. Well, no, it was put in you. So

614
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 2: but I don't know what's there, got it? Okay, all right,

615
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 2: this entirely absurd scenario. Okay, So I don't know either way.

616
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 12: I think the way you don't know. That's why I'm

617
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 12: saying I think the difference is negligible.

618
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 3: I think I want to implode because it would be

619
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 3: cool to at least be in the environment, Like to

620
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 3: be in a submarine.

621
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 2: I think would be cool. Like going down to see

622
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 2: the Titanic would be cool.

623
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 12: I think i'd rather Oh, you're thinking of the preamble. Yeah,

624
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 12: what I was doing while it was happening, I guess

625
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 12: I was thinking of the end result. I would rather

626
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 12: explode because then people can find parts of me.

627
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 2: Well, I think it's fine parts us you implode. No,

628
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 2: they ain't going to find parts to you, the implode.

629
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 2: That's like red miss.

630
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 12: Did they say they like Yeah, No, they're like, yeah,

631
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 12: we found like a jawbone or something, but other than that,

632
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 12: we really didn't find much.

633
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's the way i'd want to go. I

634
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 3: don't want to find anything. I just know I was

635
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 3: on there, I died. It's over.

636
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 2: That's implode. Final answer, all right, Rob, The.

637
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 12: Answer is explode. Oh I'm so sorry. I don't know

638
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 12: what to tell you. For all of us here, I

639
00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 12: would rather.

640
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 2: Imploexplode until next time.

641
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 10: We bet you.

642
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 15: The Allen cock Show and one under.

643
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 5: The audio equivalent of that bumper sticker that says I'd

644
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 5: rather be driving the Allen cock Show on one hundred

645
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 5: point seven Domms.

646
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 2: We got a letter from Zach addressed to me and

647
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 2: the Clint Rattler.

648
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 12: I have to take umbrage with something Rob said during

649
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 12: You guys discussing the weekends football games yesterday show slandering

650
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 12: the New York Football Giants. He points out that they

651
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 12: bent the Patriots over twice with quote no lube in

652
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 12: the Super Bowl and considers your comments Rob completely uncalled for.

653
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 12: He says, eighteen and one, you jag off.

654
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 3: That's from Zach, and he has every right and he

655
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 3: and that is the one big time thing that will

656
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 3: always hurt any Patriot fan. It was the perfect season.

657
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 3: They lost in the Super Bowl. So why do I

658
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 3: dislike the Giants? That is why I dislike That's.

659
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Speaker 2: What he means. Eighteen and then a perfect lost in

660
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Speaker 2: the Super Bowl.

661
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 13: What year was that?

662
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 2: Oh God with in the last ten No okay, no, no,

663
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 2: let's run it back super Bowl. Sorry, no, it's okay.

664
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 12: I didn't realize that's what he meant by that they

665
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 12: lost in the I'm putting it all together there, eighteen

666
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 12: and one New York Football Giants and the so they

667
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 12: played the Patriot. Those two teams played twice in the

668
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 12: Super Bowl. Yeah, all right, that's two thousand and eight, okay, yep.

669
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 12: It was the final score seventeen to fourteen. And it

670
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 12: was so there's been a million times. You mean, not

671
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 12: seven hundred and six to eight like a Browns game.

672
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 15: No, no, not like that.

673
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 13: Uh it was.

674
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 3: It was the only time I can honestly say, now,

675
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 3: I'm a fan of sports, but I'm not a fanatic, right, like,

676
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 3: if they lose, my team lose, it sucks.

677
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 2: I'm sad.

678
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 12: This was the crashing your flat screen TV. No, but

679
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 12: this was the only time I woke up the next

680
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,479
Speaker 12: day and it like it hurts, like I was just ya,

681
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 12: it's a perfect season, I understand, mad. It was the

682
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 12: culmination of all of the work you've done all season.

683
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 12: You get to the big game, and obviously somebody's gonna lose. Yeah,

684
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 12: one of those team's gonna lose. But to have a

685
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 12: perfect season, yeah, it's the Super Bowl.

686
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 3: And there was two of them, you know. That was

687
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 3: the first time, and then they lost again. I think

688
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 3: it was twenty twelve maybe, and both the Eli Manning.

689
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 3: The only time I've ever taunted a player in my

690
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 3: entire life was Eli Manning at on location at Gillette

691
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 3: Stadium during the preseason. They were there like the following season,

692
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 3: and he's warming.

693
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 2: Up in the end zone. You know, he's just kind

694
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 2: of throwing the ball and I.

695
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 3: Just started screaming his name, Eli, Eli, and he and

696
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 3: he kind of like, oh, yeah, alcohol was involved, and

697
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 3: he's sort of like kind of turned around when when

698
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 3: he got the ball, and I and how does it

699
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 3: feel to sign your brother's contract? Oh, and he just

700
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 3: looked at me and he pointed and laughed and then

701
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 3: he just you know, kept throwing the ball. But I mean, look,

702
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 3: Eli Manning probably, I will say, probably the least talented

703
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:23,399
Speaker 3: quarterback to have two Super Bowls. Okay, Dan Marino has none. Yep,

704
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 3: you're talking about all these players throughout. He does have

705
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 3: free is atners for life. He does, and he was

706
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 3: in Ace Venture, a pet detective. And the Giants will

707
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 3: always have two Super Bowls over the Patriots, and they

708
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 3: will always have the sting, the the the David Tyree

709
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 3: catch that said it.

710
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 2: I just to this day it bothers me when I

711
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 2: talk about it. That was the only time I've ever

712
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 2: been like ready to puke because you had the perfect season.

713
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 2: It was right there and they lost in that last draw.

714
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 2: God all right, well there's some supports for you speaking

715
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 2: of Tom Ray. By the way, thank you Zach coming

716
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 2: out of retirement. What a perfect way to close that email.

717
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 3: By the way, eighteen and one you jag off Jags.

718
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 2: So good.

719
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 12: Tom Brady coming out of retirement for a flag football

720
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 12: tournament in Saudi Arabia hosted by Kevin Hart, who has

721
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 12: never said no to anything, so that tracks. It'll air

722
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 12: live on Fox Sports and toob and people have some

723
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 12: thoughts on that because it's not like either one of

724
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 12: them need the money, and it's also like neither of

725
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 12: them have ever done any research on Saudi Arabia, But okay,

726
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 12: what are you gonna do?

727
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 2: You know, they try to get that Saudi Golf.

728
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 12: League goinging a few years ago, and there were some

729
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 12: guys that took the you know, the big name guys

730
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 12: that were getting nine figure offers, and they were like, hmmm,

731
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 12: don't they throw gay people off of roofs over there.

732
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 12: Tom Brady has no problem with that, and so he's

733
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 12: going over to secure the bag, coming out of retirement

734
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 12: to play in the Fanatics Flag Football Classic in Saudi

735
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 12: Arabia next March. He says that his competitive juices are

736
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 12: still flowing and that he's always admired flag football. No

737
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 12: you haven't, no, stop no, And so a lot of

738
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:25,720
Speaker 12: pictures of him next to a guy from Saudi Arabia,

739
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 12: and he's going to.

740
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 2: Go over there and join all kinds. Miles Garrett is

741
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 2: going to be over there.

742
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 12: Odell Beckham, Junior, Rob Gronkowski, Sauce Gardner, Ah Pete, Carol,

743
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 12: Sean Payton, Kyle Shanahan will coach the three teams well

744
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 12: competitive flag football. Now, you have to make sure when

745
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 12: you're speaking to the people there in Saudi Arabia, the

746
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 12: people in charge, when you talk about flag football, you

747
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 12: have to make sure that word has the l oh god, yeah,

748
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 12: or you're gonna get yourself thrown off a roof.

749
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. I Brady. That kind of bummed me out.

750
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 3: I've had a lot to say about Brady after his

751
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 3: retirement and stuff, and I just he's just turned into

752
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,760
Speaker 3: such a caricature, such a douchebag.

753
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 2: You have a character of what he's always been a robot.

754
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 12: I mean that like that's in large part do I

755
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 12: mean he has he has a personality of cardboard, but

756
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 12: he is a champion I mean, I think it's that

757
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 12: it's that disassociation from kind of a lot of your

758
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 12: human characteristics that make you the machine you have to

759
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 12: be to like Michael Jordan, right was, once Alex.

760
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 3: Guerrero got involved with him, that's really when it all changed,

761
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 3: and they really just focused on his training and his

762
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 3: eating and his everything, and and it almost turned him

763
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 3: into it gets to your point, like a robot, you know.

764
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 2: But the he did not need to do this, But

765
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 2: I too, that's all. I get it too. But stands

766
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 2: stock away as much as you can. Kevin Hart does

767
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 2: everything because who knows when it's going to run out?

768
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 2: You know, I get it, But man, you don't have

769
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 2: to do this.

770
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 12: He is two years into a ten year, three hundred

771
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 12: and seventy five million dollar deal with Fox as their

772
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 12: lead color commentator, despite having none great he's well not

773
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,240
Speaker 12: only that, but like I said, he has the personality

774
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 12: of cardboard. So maybe he'll get a little bit better

775
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 12: at that TV game. But you know, he's a guy

776
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 12: that you can kind of PLoP down in the vicinity

777
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 12: of sports and people will go. Everybody's still lend some

778
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 12: legitimacy to and again, Kevin Hart says no to nothing,

779
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 12: so he'll host and I think I get nothing of it.

780
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 2: Flag football has exploded.

781
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 12: In popularity with again, no it hasn't, with more than

782
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 12: twenty million players globally. The sports inclusion in the twenty

783
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 12: twenty eight Olympics and the NFL's embrace of the format

784
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 12: have accelerated growth. Tom Brady says that he will bring

785
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 12: back the trophy. Okay, well there you go. Congratulations. Good

786
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 12: for you, Tom Brady. Thomas Brady is out there, good

787
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 12: for making things happen.

788
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 13: Yeah.

789
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 3: The Saudi's are just involved in everything now, like that

790
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 3: boxing match, it was just on Netflix.

791
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 2: That was all then.

792
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 3: I mean, it's it's I don't know, man, it's just

793
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 3: really really weird, and I guess. I mean when there's

794
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 3: a ton of money on the line, you just sort

795
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 3: of forget about everything.

796
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 12: Yeah, they have I mean they go, oh, they chopped

797
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 12: up a journalist and who cares. It's a fossil fuel

798
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 12: oligarchy over there. So they just got you know that

799
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 12: they have no they can turn on the fire hose

800
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 12: of cash and you know, get whoever they want over there.

801
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 8: Yeah.

802
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 2: So we just had the anniversary of nine to eleven.

803
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 12: Great timing by the way, You're gonn announce that you're

804
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,399
Speaker 12: doing a big thing over in Saudi Arabia right after

805
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 12: nine to eleven, Bud, what are you gonna do?

806
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 20: Right?

807
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 12: We wanted to keep gas costs slow. It was like

808
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 12: twenty of the hijackers or something like that. It was

809
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 12: completely supported by Saudi Arabia. Alan Is Manzarto a cheese

810
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:06,240
Speaker 12: or a font?

811
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 2: Boy? That is a really good Uh, that is a

812
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 2: really good question.

813
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 5: Rob.

814
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 2: Is Kyle Manzardo a cheese or a font? Let's go

815
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 2: with uh. I think it was font. Manzarto is a font.

816
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 12: I'm not gonna make him feel good too, you know,

817
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 12: irrespective of what his team happens to be doing, it's

818
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 12: gonna make him feel good, I'll tell you what. Also,

819
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 12: in the world of sports, and you're you're, you're, you

820
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 12: gotta pan way out to get this into the frame.

821
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 12: There is a scandal in the World Stone Skipping Championships.

822
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 12: Remember when they had the guy that was accused of

823
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:09,319
Speaker 12: wearing a butt plug to the Chess Championships. Right, there

824
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 12: is no degree to which champions in any sport will

825
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 12: hold back to assure their own victory, and the World

826
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 12: Stones Skipping championships have been rocked by a cheating scandal

827
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 12: and for several competitors were disqualified for tampering. So they

828
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 12: get about a couple thousand people from twenty seven countries

829
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 12: and they go off to a tiny island off the

830
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 12: west coast of Scotland and they say that they have

831
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 12: rules if you want to operate at the highest echelons

832
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,760
Speaker 12: of stones skipping.

833
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 2: I've never been able to do this, I know people

834
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 2: to do. I am as giddy as a kindergarten child

835
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 2: when I see somebody skip a stone on a lake

836
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 2: or a body of water, because I've never been able

837
00:41:56,719 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 2: to do it, not even accidentally, really, not once. And

838
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 2: so it's something so simple and elemental.

839
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 12: And when I see someone do it, whether they do

840
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 12: it accidentally or you know, I think it's great. But

841
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 12: they do have rules, and the stones have to come

842
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 12: from naturally occurring island slate, right, you gotta find stones

843
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 12: around you, whatever the land is offering you, and then

844
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 12: you figure out how to skip them. However, the organizers

845
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 12: determined that some of the stones had been ground into

846
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 12: a quote suspiciously circular shape.

847
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 2: Yes Kel homage. It's like rule number one. Wow, this

848
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 2: guy out there with a file. What are you doing nothing?

849
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 12: Oh, just finding some naturally occurring slate. Oh so yes,

850
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 12: these people, they a number of them were found to

851
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 12: have um made their stones a little more circular.

852
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 2: Kind of wonder what the grand prize is for the

853
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 2: stone skipping championships, you know, like it's worth cheating over stone? Well,

854
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 2: but this is the thing.

855
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 12: When there is money on the line, when there is

856
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 12: some kind of accolade on the line, boy, people will cheat,

857
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 12: you know what I mean? I guess always people. There

858
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 12: are always people who will cheat, because what's the downside?

859
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 2: You know?

860
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 12: You did have those dudes out here who are like

861
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 12: putting weights in the fish. Yeah, they treated that like

862
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 12: it was like it was the Rosenbergs, for Christ's sake.

863
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 12: They treated those two guys like they were guilty of

864
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 12: crimes against humanity.

865
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 2: They were.

866
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 10: Cheat.

867
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 2: There's no cheating in fishing.

868
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 12: The stones are measured by judges using something called the

869
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 12: ring of truth. They have to choose their stones, and

870
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 12: they use this measuring device to ensure that they are

871
00:43:56,120 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 12: no bigger than three inches in diameter. The stone must

872
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 12: bounce at least twice on water before sinking. A guy

873
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 12: who is known professionally in the biz as.

874
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:14,359
Speaker 2: Hmmm. The toss master, Well, they called me the toss master,

875
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 2: and it's for very obvious reasons. I am a stone skipper.

876
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: Oh that's what. That's not what we thought before you

877
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 2: ask God don't like solids.

878
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 12: The toss master said that the judges had heard murmurings

879
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 12: of some nefarious deeds, a little bit of stone doctoring,

880
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 12: he said. And he said it was so perfectly circular

881
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 12: that it fit exactly into the three inch measurer ring

882
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 12: of truth.

883
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,720
Speaker 2: And they said they were suspiciously circular.

884
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 12: So there has been the stone skipping championships there in

885
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:58,280
Speaker 12: Scotland have been rocked by a scandal.

886
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 2: What was the last thing you tried to skip a stone?

887
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 12: Not in any recent memory that I have. I guarantee

888
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 12: if if you tried right now, I guarantee you could

889
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 12: do it. No way, I've never been able to do

890
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 12: it before, but right now I can do it. And

891
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 12: how you throw it, yes, that's all it is. Just

892
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 12: find a flash, throw it and I won't do it down.

893
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 2: Come on, it's all.

894
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,320
Speaker 12: I know that, and get down low side arm it

895
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 12: a little spin off the fingies. No, trust me, I

896
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 12: know it's just nothing that I've been able to do.

897
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 12: It's nothing that I have been able to accomplish or

898
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 12: under the lake. Come on, you know, after the show,

899
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 12: we're gonna go to lake. I'm gonna teach you how

900
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 12: to do it. I'll check that off the bucket list down.

901
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 12: And all these stone skimmers who are out there in Scotland,

902
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,240
Speaker 12: it's for charity. Last year they raised fifteen thousand pounds.

903
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 12: Oh Jesus, they're cheating a charity to that seems worse

904
00:45:55,520 --> 00:46:01,399
Speaker 12: even better? Oh, Jonathan Jennings ebmerged Victoria last week as

905
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 12: the contest first American winner.

906
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 2: You know what, say what you want, Okay.

907
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 12: Under the current regime in this country, we are absolutely

908
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 12: in the last days of a fading empire.

909
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 21: Right.

910
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:16,320
Speaker 12: Nobody takes this seriously anymore. It's not even up for debate. However,

911
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 12: the first American won the wife carrying championships right over

912
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,919
Speaker 12: there in Sweden or whatever. The first American just won

913
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 12: the World stone skipping Championships. We're not out there doing

914
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 12: anything important anymore, but we are on the map for

915
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:34,720
Speaker 12: a bunch of dumb crap.

916
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 2: And what's more American than that.

917
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 12: So that's something that I think we can all be

918
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 12: proud of these stone skipping championships or the first time

919
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 12: ever an American emerges victorious.

920
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 2: In that.

921
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 12: America Mark Easdale, where they have this is the smallest

922
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 12: permanently inhabited island of the Inner Hebrides. There are sixty

923
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 12: people who live on the Imagine you live in the

924
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 12: Inner Hebrides there and you live on Easdale. It's you

925
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 12: and fifty nine other people. And then once a year

926
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 12: twenty five hundred people from around the world show up

927
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 12: out of the stone Skippers or back. Oh great, all

928
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:20,399
Speaker 12: the budgie smugglers are showing up. So yeah, there can

929
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 12: be scandal in any professional athletic endeavor.

930
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 2: That's important to remember, and the stone skipping is no different.

931
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 12: I saw that our boys Indisturbed got inducted into.

932
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 2: The Illinois Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Rock how.

933
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 7: About that.

934
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 12: Man, joining the likes of other Chicago and Illinois artists

935
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 12: such as Richard Marx and enough enough remember them? Yeah,

936
00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:02,320
Speaker 12: Freddie Dixon blues band cheap trick. Last year the Smashing

937
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 12: Pumpkins got in. Howland woolf They always induct radio stations

938
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 12: as well, and among the inductees this year is my

939
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 12: old radio station Q one oh one in Chicago is

940
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 12: getting into the Illinois Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

941
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 12: Do you see my name anywhere on their rob as

942
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 12: part of the Q one oh one legacy?

943
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 2: I dope, no you do not, No, not there at all.

944
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 2: Our friend Aaron from the I just.

945
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,879
Speaker 12: Want to get into one hall of fame. You will

946
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 12: not the National Association of Retailers. That's not going to

947
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 12: do anything for me. Our friend who Aaron from Q

948
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 12: Pride there management company. She was there hung out with

949
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 12: enough s.

950
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 15: Oh God for you.

951
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 3: She sent me a text, She's like, what a weird

952
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 3: what a weird weekend? I was hanging out with Enough's Enough.

953
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 3: And then now that explains why, because I know she

954
00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 3: was there for that. I didn't realize they were in.

955
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 12: I like the people who name their band and then

956
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 12: work backwards and give their themselves a name. My band

957
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 12: is called Enough Enough. My name is chip Z Enough.

958
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 12: This is my other band member, Terry Enough Enough. Yeah, God,

959
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 12: Enough's Enough. I mean, you know a couple of this

960
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 12: radio station I started at is in the Illinois The

961
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 12: Loop in Chicago r I P.

962
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 2: They are in the Illinois Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

963
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 12: Two Radio stations that I worked for Rob in my

964
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 12: hometown are in the Illinois Rock and.

965
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 2: Roll Hall of Fame. Is my name associated anywhere with them? Yes? Nope, yes,

966
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 2: nope it is. Nope. You were part of that radio

967
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 2: station's legacy.

968
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:55,320
Speaker 12: Yeah, because they specifically induct radio personalities.

969
00:49:56,160 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 2: Oh people, people. I well that too. People.

970
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 12: I grew up listening to Dick Byondi and Larry Lujack

971
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 12: and John Landecker and Bob Sarat. All these guys who

972
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 12: make no mistake should absolutely be in there. You know,

973
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 12: when I was a kid, I was a Larry Lujack

974
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 12: super fan. I don't think anybody he's from Seattle, but

975
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 12: his entire career was in Chicago, and he retired and

976
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:27,439
Speaker 12: moved out to Arizona or something like that years ago.

977
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,919
Speaker 2: He died over ten years ago.

978
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 12: But when I was a kid, you know, they were

979
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 12: still playing music on AM radio, and my dad's Ford Ltd.

980
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 2: Only had an AM radio roup.

981
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 12: But anyway, our friends Indisturbed are getting into the Illinois

982
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 12: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, along with bands like

983
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 12: Cheap Trick and Buddy Guy in Chicago and Rio Speedwagon.

984
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 2: Our friend Dan Fogelberg Rop Remember Dan.

985
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:02,359
Speaker 12: We've talked about Dan because Brian has called and sung

986
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:06,359
Speaker 12: us Dan Fogelberg before. Now he's from Peoria, Illinois, which

987
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 12: is a little bit downstate. For a long time, Peoria

988
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 12: was one of the major test markets in the United States.

989
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 12: There was an old phrase, well if it plays in Peoria,

990
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 12: it'll play elsewhere. The band sticks in the Illinois Rock

991
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 12: and Roll Hall of Fame The Allen Cox Show.

992
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 15: On one hundred points of ms.

993
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 1: Everything is so expensive.

994
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 17: Instead of buying new clothes, just wait for the rapture.

995
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 17: He'll be surrounded by free stuff because, let's face it,

996
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 17: you won't be going anywhere. Another life hack from The

997
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 17: Allen Cox Show.

998
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 12: On one seven WMMS, ell what would the news broadcast

999
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 12: of Ozzie's death sound like in the nineteen twenties?

1000
00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 2: No, no, no, oh, Live in the moment, Sit in

1001
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 2: this moment, all right? No, look at you given a no, no,

1002
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 2: who cares what it would sound like. We don't know

1003
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 2: what it would sound like. No, No, I know you're

1004
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 2: doing I'm doing that. I don't appreciate it. Now is

1005
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 2: it a coincidence?

1006
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 12: One night before Zach Wilde and Pantera come to Cleveland

1007
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 12: playing Blossom Tomorrow night is it a coincidence that the

1008
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 12: Ozzy Osbourne's death coincides with the two hundred and twenty

1009
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 12: ninth birthday of Cleveland, Ohio.

1010
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:46,439
Speaker 1: Wow.

1011
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 2: Giving us something to think about.

1012
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 12: Today, is Cleveland's birthday famously founded by a guy named

1013
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 12: Moses Cleveland who got and split. He looked around, gotta

1014
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 12: go yeah Cleveland with two a's, and they shortened it.

1015
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 2: They dropped the vowel.

1016
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:13,399
Speaker 8: I think.

1017
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 12: So the story is I don't know if it's apocryphal,

1018
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 12: but the story is that so they could fit it

1019
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 12: in a newspaper headline. Seventeen ninety six, Moses Cleveland purchased

1020
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 12: two and a half million acres of land where the

1021
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 12: Cayhaga River and Lake Erie meat and founded the city

1022
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 12: of Cleveland and then got the hell out of town

1023
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 12: because he probably saw the writing on the wall.

1024
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:43,720
Speaker 2: What have I done? This town's gonna have a crappy

1025
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 2: football team forever. First they're going to invent something called football,

1026
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 2: and then it will loom large over the city of Cleveland.

1027
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 12: So you know, but this whole area was called what

1028
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 12: the Western Purchase or the Connecticut Western something, I don't know.

1029
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 2: This whole area was called something, and.

1030
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 12: Now Cleveland will one day be the emporium of the

1031
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 12: Western Reserve, was an old quote from somebody who came through.

1032
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 12: And so obviously Cayhauga River, you know, was a major

1033
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,919
Speaker 12: hub here for shipping, and of course old Steel Town.

1034
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 12: At one point, I think Cleveland was the third most

1035
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 12: populous city in the entire country. And then and you

1036
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:35,320
Speaker 12: had and Dan it wasn't and you had you know,

1037
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 12: Millionaires Row. Take one of those tours of the city,

1038
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 12: Millionaire's Row, you know, the Rockefellers. Cleveland was called the

1039
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 12: city of millionaires back in the day. Of course, there

1040
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 12: were a lot of cities probably called the city of millionaires,

1041
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 12: because you know, there's always rich people. But the two

1042
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 12: hundred and twenty ninth birthday Cleveland, Ohio. Today it's called

1043
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:10,760
Speaker 12: the Forest City. Of course, the metro Parks a crown

1044
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:15,800
Speaker 12: jewel the Midwest. Cleveland Metro Parks celebrated there one hundredth

1045
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 12: anniversary in twenty seventeen. And you know, people born and

1046
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,240
Speaker 12: raised in Cleveland, Ohio. I've been here now a decade

1047
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 12: and a half and it has been quite an adventure.

1048
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,840
Speaker 12: I find myself defending Cleveland. I finally got to that

1049
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 12: point told the story some time ago. But I finally

1050
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 12: got to the point where I found myself defending Cleveland

1051
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 12: to people who put her down.

1052
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 2: Is she as she is?

1053
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 12: Cleveland as she founded by a he But yeah, I

1054
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 12: found myself being a booster for Cleveland. When I'm out

1055
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 12: and about, people like to take their shots and I go, oh,

1056
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 12: you mean the city of champions, And by champions, I

1057
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 12: mean me as a radio champion. You're welcome, Thank you

1058
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 12: so much. Also, there was a basketball team who won

1059
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 12: something a while back. But it is funny, you know,

1060
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 12: if not for the Cavaliers championship, Cleveland is relegated to

1061
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 12: its major sporting events, being referred to as like they

1062
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 12: were competing for a World Series, you know, that kind

1063
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 12: of stuff. But after two hundred and twenty nine years,

1064
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:40,359
Speaker 12: I would be willing to bet. And who knows whatever

1065
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,320
Speaker 12: happened to Moses Cleveland. Who knows who cares?

1066
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 2: But I have to think.

1067
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:50,280
Speaker 12: That upon his deathbed he may have felt some pangs

1068
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 12: of regret for leaving the Connecticut Western Reserves what this

1069
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 12: was called. He was a brigadier general in the Connecticut Militia,

1070
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:03,399
Speaker 12: which is a very different organization now than it was then.

1071
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 12: Oh yes, but yeah, uh founded the city and then

1072
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 12: got the hell out. And I don't know how the

1073
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 12: guy died, nor do I care, But you gotta think

1074
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 12: at some point he's like.

1075
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,920
Speaker 2: Why am I dying here? Or did he die? Why

1076
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 2: am I dying in Connecticut when I could have been

1077
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 2: dying in Cleveland. I changed my name to Moses Hartford,

1078
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 2: the nay, the city that bears my name. Esther, bring

1079
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 2: me Mike yep a cat. I have to vomit from regrets.

1080
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 2: I have regret vomit.

1081
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 22: I could have been in Cleveland, you know one hundred

1082
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:56,240
Speaker 22: years hang on the basketball team? Well, where a check?

1083
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 22: You know the thing that I play with, peach buckets.

1084
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 22: They'll end up cutting the hole. They'll cut the bottoms

1085
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 22: out of those bucket, that peach buckets.

1086
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about, Esther, that basketball they'll

1087
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 2: name their team the Cavalier. Where's my Hippi cat?

1088
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 22: My regret vomit is building by the minute, and bring

1089
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 22: a bucket, a peach bucket.

1090
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 17: Not one.

1091
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 22: When the bottom cut out, the vomit will go straight

1092
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 22: to the floor of our one cabin.

1093
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 12: Esther on the deathbed of Moses Cleveland. Wow, that's him

1094
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 12: on his deathbed man. He was so prickly. Wow, you

1095
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 12: don't know he's knowing you're on your deathbed. You know,

1096
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 12: he thought he was on his regular bed, but then

1097
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 12: he found out, where's my hipper?

1098
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 4: Cac Esther?

1099
00:58:55,320 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 12: She comes trundling in, handsome woman. I'm sure that Esveland

1100
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 12: is that. Even his wife's name was making it up.

1101
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 12: What was his wife's name, Esther? Hey, how do you

1102
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 12: like me? He married Esther Champion? Oh that was optimistic,

1103
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,560
Speaker 12: good guess, yeah, with whom he had four children.

1104
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 2: Where are children? We have fourmed them? None of them

1105
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:20,919
Speaker 2: are here to say goodbye. Wait, we're down to three.

1106
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 2: Oh one of them died. Well, it is the late

1107
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 2: seventeen hundreds.

1108
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 15: He went, what's that?

1109
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 2: Testher? He was eaten by an ox? You said, where

1110
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 2: did you feed him? Any of the peaches from that

1111
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:45,080
Speaker 2: bucket in the bottom? Cut out Esther because of death? Yeah,

1112
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 2: peach poisoning a bit, here's your peaches?

1113
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1114
00:59:53,560 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 2: Oh Moses Cleveland so a rough eye, rough eye, poor guy.

1115
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1116
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 12: Oh, I read Moses Cleveland's personal diar. Reason he wanted

1117
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 12: to call it the land. Mm now somebody texted me

1118
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 12: and uh, I don't know if this would be a

1119
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 12: point of contention or if they have a point. This

1120
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 12: person texted me pursue it to my question to you,

1121
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 12: and may simply say that Robert Plant and Jimmy Page

1122
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 12: haven't stayed relevant the way that Ozzie had.

1123
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 2: Well, he's not wrong in the sense they stopped releasing

1124
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 2: new music in nineteen eighty.

1125
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I mean he's not wrong. It just you

1126
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 3: asked me a question about who I would be more

1127
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:44,080
Speaker 3: upset about. Correct, So it's not who's more relevant questions. Yeah,

1128
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 3: Ozzie will be more relevant because I mean, dude, he

1129
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 3: released new music this year, so yeah, and with.

1130
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 12: Him out of the way, these guys can make their

1131
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 12: grand return to relevance.

1132
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:57,240
Speaker 3: Yeah right, I mean Robert Plant still releases new music

1133
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 3: all the time. You just don't know it, like I

1134
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 3: just he just released something last week.

1135
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 12: Yeah, unless you're a bluegrass fan, you're probably not hearing

1136
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 12: the new Robert Plant.

1137
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 2: Oh is it him and Alison Krause. No, it's a

1138
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 2: different woman. That's not bad work that they do. No,

1139
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:10,080
Speaker 2: not at all.

1140
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1141
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 2: God, I can't think of her name right now.

1142
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 12: Emmy Lou Harris esther champion, you know he was. Yeah,

1143
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 12: Robert Plant let me find out where his new music is.

1144
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 2: It's him and.

1145
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:32,880
Speaker 12: Susie Dean, Susie Diane. That's yes, Susie Diane. I don't

1146
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 12: know who the hell that is, all right, it's called

1147
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 12: the new song is called Saving Grace, Saving Grace. It's

1148
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 12: actually pretty good. I'll take it over the honey Drippers.

1149
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:44,480
Speaker 2: Oh god. I always say one thing that just never

1150
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:47,440
Speaker 2: needed to happen? Or what was the other group? A

1151
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,200
Speaker 2: band of Joy? Was that his band?

1152
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 15: Yep?

1153
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 2: And I mean that was okay. I like the I

1154
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 2: like the early plant solo stuff. I mean, you know,

1155
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 2: a log.

1156
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 23: Yeah.

1157
01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 12: My daughter was laughing about that because I was playing

1158
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 12: Big Log in the car and she's like, why is

1159
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 12: this song called big Log?

1160
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 2: What do you think he was talking about?

1161
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 12: I said, well, he's he's traveling, and so I said

1162
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 12: it is. I said, I know what you're talking about,

1163
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 12: and it is funny, I said, but of course he's

1164
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:18,480
Speaker 12: using log in the sense of.

1165
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:23,920
Speaker 2: Keeping a journal of his travels. I never knew that

1166
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 2: either a big dump, yeah, that or.

1167
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 12: Was a song about him pulling off to a rest

1168
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 12: stop after too much red burrito. Either way, yeah, either way.

1169
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 12: It was a difficult trip for ol Robbie p and

1170
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 12: but who could blame him for that? I love big log.

1171
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:50,439
Speaker 12: I think it's a great song. Big fan of that song.

1172
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 12: Yepsy see.

1173
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 21: See if I can get it syncopated here, Oh, maestro.

1174
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to cheer Rob today.

1175
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 8: Come.

1176
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:28,560
Speaker 2: He's having a tough baby, so you think this is

1177
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 2: pretty funny. I've got a little trouble.

1178
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:33,960
Speaker 8: But that's just sad.

1179
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:37,760
Speaker 7: To point, I can't stop thinking about that freaking dunkin

1180
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 7: Donuts and Shimoking because I just met my attorney here

1181
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,240
Speaker 7: for some legal advice.

1182
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:44,680
Speaker 2: You know, Play the clip for me, dude, play the

1183
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 2: clip for me.

1184
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:45,840
Speaker 13: Make my day.

1185
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,120
Speaker 2: I just had to pay a retainer.

1186
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:48,120
Speaker 15: Make my day, baby.

1187
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:51,400
Speaker 8: I love you Rob, I love you guys.

1188
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 12: I love you boys a lot of love and kisses. Wow,

1189
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,400
Speaker 12: you're also burying the lead bro like he goes. I

1190
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 12: don't want to get it it, no, get into it.

1191
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 12: I want to know he's meeting with his attorney, remember

1192
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:07,800
Speaker 12: Dutch Smith. Yeah, they're in Shamoking. We played the clip.

1193
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 12: I mean it's like a decade old now Dons Dunkin

1194
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:16,680
Speaker 12: Donuts in Shamokin, Pennsylvania burns down some teenage ne'er do well,

1195
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:20,160
Speaker 12: was I don't know, having a heavy flow day or something,

1196
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:23,520
Speaker 12: and she burned up the bathroom there, and golly, the

1197
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 12: people of Shomoking they just went bananas. And they cut

1198
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:29,680
Speaker 12: to you know, it's local news and they're cutting it.

1199
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:32,280
Speaker 12: I've played it before. And they cut to this guy,

1200
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 12: Dutch Smith. Yeah, I meet with my attorney.

1201
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 2: That's what this guy was doing, meeting with his attorney

1202
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 2: at the dunkin Donuts. Well, we don't know for what.

1203
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:48,280
Speaker 12: Listen, it's probably a private matter, right, doesn't have to

1204
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,600
Speaker 12: tell us. I'm just a curious fella. That's all I

1205
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:51,360
Speaker 12: go to every day.

1206
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 24: I get a chicken baker croissant, or I get some

1207
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 24: coffee power raid. If I'm dehydrated, I sit there all

1208
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 24: the time. If I have any like legal work that

1209
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:00,680
Speaker 24: I need to do, I go there. I meet with

1210
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 24: my attorneys. There, cheap class place to meet up. It's

1211
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:06,360
Speaker 24: a location where you can meet up with your friends.

1212
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:07,920
Speaker 24: It's the only thing this town has.

1213
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:10,120
Speaker 17: Has.

1214
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, he kind of buries the lead. It's the only

1215
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:13,840
Speaker 2: thing here, man, What do you want?

1216
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:16,280
Speaker 12: I like how he says, if I have any legal

1217
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 12: work to do, yeah, I think the legal work is

1218
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:22,560
Speaker 12: being done to you. And for you, you know, if

1219
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 12: I have any He's trying to kind of sound very

1220
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:28,560
Speaker 12: professional and official on television there for the local news,

1221
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:30,560
Speaker 12: and I do appreciate that he's trying to put on

1222
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 12: a good face. Yeah, you know, if I have any

1223
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:36,800
Speaker 12: legal work to do, Oh are you a pen law student?

1224
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:36,960
Speaker 5: No?

1225
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,520
Speaker 12: No, No, I just get into trouble a lot. Yeah,

1226
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,280
Speaker 12: if I'm dehydrated, I'll have a power aid.

1227
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 2: I'm well read because of it.

1228
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,800
Speaker 12: So yes, I spend a lot of time in the

1229
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:49,480
Speaker 12: prison Biblioteca, as it were.

1230
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:51,680
Speaker 2: I love Dutch. He's great. I go to every day.

1231
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 24: I get a chicken baker croissant, or I get some

1232
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:56,800
Speaker 24: coffee power raid. If I'm dehydrated, I sit there all

1233
01:05:56,840 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 24: the time. If I've they dehydrated from doing all that work, like.

1234
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 2: Legal work that I need to do, I go there.

1235
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:04,840
Speaker 2: I meet with my attorneys.

1236
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 24: There, cheap, classy place to meet up.

1237
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 2: Well, I like that too.

1238
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 12: It's a cheap, classy place. Yeah, my dunkin Donuts, it's

1239
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 12: a cheap, classy place. There isn't a cheaper or classier

1240
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 12: place in all of Shamokin, Pennsylvania.

1241
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 3: And this dude starts every day with a chicken bacon

1242
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:28,959
Speaker 3: croissant every day. Yeah, good for him, man, I've never yeah,

1243
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,960
Speaker 3: I've not had one. But well, I'm just putting it together.

1244
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 3: I've heard him say that a billion times.

1245
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:37,920
Speaker 12: I've never put together in my brain a chicken bacon

1246
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:41,600
Speaker 12: croissant every morning, every morning from Dunkin Donuts. Well, he's

1247
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:44,320
Speaker 12: got a lot of legal work to do, and I

1248
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,560
Speaker 12: don't like the I don't like the dunk. I like

1249
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:49,480
Speaker 12: the donuts. A Dunkin Donuts, I kind of go to

1250
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:51,800
Speaker 12: a Turkey hill. I'm not gonna play the whole cup again.

1251
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:53,960
Speaker 12: I played a billion times. But I do love Dutch.

1252
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:56,240
Speaker 12: But the guy who's calling us, they're leaving us a

1253
01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:59,640
Speaker 12: message that was in his brain. You know, he's thinking

1254
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 12: about Dutch Smith while he very meta, while he is

1255
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:08,000
Speaker 12: sitting inside Duncan Donuts talking.

1256
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:12,720
Speaker 2: To his attorney. That guy is like the Dutch Smith

1257
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:13,480
Speaker 2: of Northeast.

1258
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:16,040
Speaker 3: Ohigh, I want to know what he did. I mean,

1259
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 3: you got to pay a retainer. That's not like a quick,

1260
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:19,520
Speaker 3: make it go away thing.

1261
01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:25,800
Speaker 8: Nope, Hey, Ralph, I can't straight him. I can't strated myself.

1262
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:31,800
Speaker 25: Well, somebody had to, right, Oh god, Yeah, A good

1263
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:33,880
Speaker 25: thing against a good thing.

1264
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:37,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, Ralph, did you do this?

1265
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 2: Did you do this chemically or did you do this

1266
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:44,160
Speaker 2: more violent with the piano strings?

1267
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 8: I'm sorry with what piano strings?

1268
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:49,920
Speaker 2: Piano string?

1269
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:51,320
Speaker 14: Wait?

1270
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:54,720
Speaker 2: Wait a second, one more time, Ralph?

1271
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:57,200
Speaker 4: Wrapper around?

1272
01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:59,480
Speaker 8: Go so you went?

1273
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:02,680
Speaker 12: Okay, so you went like down on the farm type

1274
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:07,640
Speaker 12: situation and why, pray tell did you do this?

1275
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:08,120
Speaker 8: Ralph?

1276
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:11,880
Speaker 12: You know there are medical professionals. I know healthcare is

1277
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:14,480
Speaker 12: prohibitively expensive, and.

1278
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:18,120
Speaker 2: Go ahead, but.

1279
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:20,560
Speaker 25: I under it.

1280
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:28,040
Speaker 12: Bled Wait, you were wondering if wrapping piano wire around

1281
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:31,559
Speaker 12: your junk and snapping it off, Ralph was going to bleed?

1282
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:33,360
Speaker 2: That was your big medical question there?

1283
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:38,760
Speaker 8: Yea, yeah, yeah.

1284
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:40,559
Speaker 2: Part of me believes this guy.

1285
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,240
Speaker 12: I do believe him. I believe everything Ralph tells me.

1286
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:47,680
Speaker 12: I'm a big Ralph booster. Listen, Ralph, have you did

1287
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:50,280
Speaker 12: you have at least a couple of practice runs with

1288
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:58,280
Speaker 12: a friend or a colleague's so you've already cast rated

1289
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:00,960
Speaker 12: your dog? I bet he wasn't too plea with the proceedings.

1290
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:04,880
Speaker 25: No, because they operated on him.

1291
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:10,040
Speaker 12: Is now, Ralph, I do have to ask you the

1292
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:13,160
Speaker 12: question just to be to do my diligence. In twenty

1293
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:15,479
Speaker 12: twenty five, I do have to ask you the question

1294
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:20,400
Speaker 12: was this part of a of a transition for you

1295
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:24,720
Speaker 12: or was it just a slow weekend? Okay, so, Ralph,

1296
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,760
Speaker 12: here are eunuch now right? You're like a you're like

1297
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:32,320
Speaker 12: a you're like a uni of Huh, you're like a

1298
01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:33,720
Speaker 12: eunuch from stories of.

1299
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:37,000
Speaker 8: Old I guess.

1300
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:38,800
Speaker 10: YEA.

1301
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:41,600
Speaker 2: At what point did you decide you were going to

1302
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:46,640
Speaker 2: castraight yourself? Ralph? Well, you don't just wake up and

1303
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:51,639
Speaker 2: think that my dogar though you look good that way?

1304
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:56,760
Speaker 2: A nice flat second ice ai a rob.

1305
01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:59,080
Speaker 12: Wait so you did, ral So you did this for

1306
01:09:59,439 --> 01:10:02,280
Speaker 12: esthetic reasons? You're like, I like how that looks a

1307
01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:03,240
Speaker 12: nice empty pouch.

1308
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:10,679
Speaker 25: No that I was getting to the empty pouch or dogs? Yeah,

1309
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:16,479
Speaker 25: because because I used to see him and they would

1310
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:17,640
Speaker 25: just snap.

1311
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:22,320
Speaker 2: And sits him all the dog stamp piano.

1312
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:27,320
Speaker 12: I remember when there's a there's a congress woman from Iowa.

1313
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:30,840
Speaker 12: It's a mega half wit named Jody Ernst, and she

1314
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:33,720
Speaker 12: represents the great state of Iowa. And she announced not

1315
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:36,840
Speaker 12: long ago that she's getting the hell out she's not

1316
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:39,719
Speaker 12: running for reelection. But years ago, when she was running

1317
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:42,760
Speaker 12: to get elected into Congress, she became known as the

1318
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:44,040
Speaker 12: pig castration lady.

1319
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:46,280
Speaker 2: You remember that they put it in her campaign ad.

1320
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:48,920
Speaker 12: You know that was going to connect her to the

1321
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:52,439
Speaker 12: common man, was that she was out there castraighting pigs

1322
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:55,920
Speaker 12: and the big you know, wrap the piano wire or

1323
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:56,400
Speaker 12: whatever it.

1324
01:10:56,640 --> 01:11:02,400
Speaker 2: Was, and they sold right. So how do you find

1325
01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:04,719
Speaker 2: yourself now, Ralph? Are you okay?

1326
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:05,360
Speaker 20: Are you in?

1327
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:06,760
Speaker 14: Well?

1328
01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:12,559
Speaker 12: Yeah, I imagine you did. Have you seen any if

1329
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:14,760
Speaker 12: you sought any actual medical attention.

1330
01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:20,920
Speaker 25: Well, that's a problem. Another problem I had. I had

1331
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,240
Speaker 25: to get out of the bus.

1332
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:28,719
Speaker 8: To the that the RTA and I was leaving this week.

1333
01:11:30,439 --> 01:11:31,800
Speaker 2: You're like, this would be a great time.

1334
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:33,960
Speaker 12: I'm gonna do this before I get on the bus

1335
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,200
Speaker 12: because the bus isn't gross enough.

1336
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,360
Speaker 2: This is what I'm gonna do. And then okay, So

1337
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:44,880
Speaker 2: when you finally got to the hospital, did they did

1338
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:45,760
Speaker 2: they chastise you?

1339
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:48,559
Speaker 13: Sure?

1340
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:51,320
Speaker 4: What the hell did you do that for?

1341
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:54,560
Speaker 2: He's like, sure, they said, what the hell did you

1342
01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:56,439
Speaker 2: do that for? All right?

1343
01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:59,800
Speaker 12: And so you you got some professional attention that you

1344
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:03,120
Speaker 12: went okay, yes, yes, I'm fine.

1345
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:04,840
Speaker 2: When did this happen? Ralph?

1346
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:09,240
Speaker 25: A few years back I wrote to you, Remember.

1347
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:12,320
Speaker 12: I don't but I certainly take your word for it.

1348
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:14,560
Speaker 12: I was thinking that this happened this past weekend. This

1349
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:15,519
Speaker 12: was years ago.

1350
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:18,519
Speaker 2: Okay, so okay, so we're way past the time where

1351
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:22,519
Speaker 2: you would be, you know, necrotic as it were.

1352
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:24,479
Speaker 8: All right, at least I got it.

1353
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:26,960
Speaker 25: Well, I had to ask someone to talk to you

1354
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:27,519
Speaker 25: about it.

1355
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:28,559
Speaker 8: Mm hmm.

1356
01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:32,639
Speaker 12: Listen, I'm glad you're doing Okay, Ralph, did the urge

1357
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:34,040
Speaker 12: to cast right something?

1358
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:35,120
Speaker 2: Is that gone?

1359
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:37,439
Speaker 12: Do we have to worry about any family members or

1360
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:38,960
Speaker 12: animals near you or anything like that?

1361
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:44,800
Speaker 8: That's a good question, I ask my box.

1362
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:49,400
Speaker 2: All right, well maybe please your pardon the pun, please

1363
01:12:49,479 --> 01:12:50,200
Speaker 2: keep me in the loop.

1364
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:57,160
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, cute, thank you, Ralph.

1365
01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:01,559
Speaker 2: There's Ralph, Ralph who cast right himself a few years ago.

1366
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:05,080
Speaker 3: I was thinking of two people the entire time. First

1367
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:09,599
Speaker 3: was the person sitting next to him on the bus. Okay,

1368
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:12,880
Speaker 3: so he gets on. He's bleeding about the balls profusely,

1369
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:15,560
Speaker 3: I believe was Lee quote. And the second person I

1370
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:19,479
Speaker 3: think of is the poor man that is that man's doctor, like.

1371
01:13:20,439 --> 01:13:23,720
Speaker 2: This time earning his He was earning his money that day.

1372
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:25,840
Speaker 2: But just now I'm gonna have to call my doctor,

1373
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:29,600
Speaker 2: doctor Smith. Ralph's on the phone. God damn it. What

1374
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:31,479
Speaker 2: did he cut off this time? Ralph? What did you

1375
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:35,360
Speaker 2: do this time? Well, he's fine though. First he did

1376
01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:36,839
Speaker 2: his dog, then he did himself.

1377
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 12: The thing is a lot of times you ever been

1378
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:41,000
Speaker 12: in the RTA, A guy who has castrated himself isn't

1379
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:43,240
Speaker 12: even in the top four things that are gonna freak

1380
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:43,519
Speaker 12: you out.

1381
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:51,599
Speaker 5: On f y I the Lncock SHOWMMS.

1382
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:56,160
Speaker 2: If he sounds super excited to see you, Hey, what's up?

1383
01:13:56,400 --> 01:14:00,120
Speaker 2: Remember he is a paid performer has a broadcast The

1384
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:01,040
Speaker 2: Street's Real.

1385
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:05,120
Speaker 11: Good, Alan Cox on one hundred point seven WMMS.

1386
01:14:05,439 --> 01:14:08,800
Speaker 12: I bought a four pack of humane mouse traps rob

1387
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:12,559
Speaker 12: because I was cleaning out my shed a weekend before

1388
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:15,160
Speaker 12: this last one and it was just obviously a lot

1389
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,880
Speaker 12: of mouse poop, and there was some in the garage

1390
01:14:17,960 --> 01:14:19,720
Speaker 12: as well, and so I said, well, I'm gonna buy

1391
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:21,799
Speaker 12: some humane mouse traps.

1392
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:23,360
Speaker 2: I have a nine year old and there was no

1393
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,040
Speaker 2: way I was going to be able to get around that.

1394
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:27,000
Speaker 12: If people have been listening to this show for a

1395
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:29,799
Speaker 12: long time, they might recall how I used to dispose

1396
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:32,360
Speaker 12: of mice when I lived in Ohio City. I took

1397
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:35,599
Speaker 12: a lot of heat from a contingent of this audience

1398
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:39,400
Speaker 12: when I talked about how I would remove mice from

1399
01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:42,519
Speaker 12: my home when we lived in the city for many years,

1400
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:45,960
Speaker 12: I would put glue traps down and then, because that

1401
01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:50,519
Speaker 12: doesn't kill them, it just makes them stuck. And then

1402
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:54,200
Speaker 12: I would steal them up in ziplock bags and I

1403
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:55,760
Speaker 12: would let nature take its course.

1404
01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:58,040
Speaker 2: And to me, of course, the people said that that

1405
01:14:58,240 --> 01:14:59,800
Speaker 2: was cruel and unusual.

1406
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:03,760
Speaker 12: However, I thought that was a good way to send

1407
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:08,480
Speaker 12: a message that if you find yourself into my domicile,

1408
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:10,360
Speaker 12: this is how it's gonna end for you.

1409
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:12,400
Speaker 2: You ain't getting back out. See your friend over there.

1410
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:15,880
Speaker 2: You want to end up like that? Yeah, it'd be

1411
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,520
Speaker 2: terrible if a similar fates to film.

1412
01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:24,960
Speaker 12: Mickey, And uh, to all you nay sayers, I said

1413
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:30,160
Speaker 12: at the time, those might stop showing up. So sure, Uh,

1414
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:35,639
Speaker 12: it is somewhat faulty logic to purport that a mouse

1415
01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:38,040
Speaker 12: that is stuck and sealed up in his ziplock bag

1416
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:40,799
Speaker 12: is going to get the word back to its mouse

1417
01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:43,200
Speaker 12: friends not to show up at that address.

1418
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:46,600
Speaker 2: But those might stop showing up.

1419
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:48,639
Speaker 12: But of course I have a nine year old now,

1420
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:52,760
Speaker 12: and frankly, Rob, I've grown as a person, And I

1421
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:54,920
Speaker 12: said well, I'm gonna get some of these humane mouse traps.

1422
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,240
Speaker 12: We know what these are, I think they in this case,

1423
01:15:57,880 --> 01:16:02,599
Speaker 12: these are green plastic cylinders and the brand is called

1424
01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:06,599
Speaker 12: mouse Hotel, And I love the photo on the cover

1425
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:10,880
Speaker 12: of the box. It's kind of a mouse who looks

1426
01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:14,200
Speaker 12: like an eighteenth century dandy, you know. He looks like

1427
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,760
Speaker 12: he couldn't be happier to get caught in this thing.

1428
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:20,160
Speaker 12: He's got a hat on and I think a monocle,

1429
01:16:20,439 --> 01:16:23,599
Speaker 12: and he's got he's all decked out. It's also got

1430
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:27,120
Speaker 12: a mustache, which I guess maybe is period specific, but

1431
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:31,280
Speaker 12: highly unlikely for a mouse anyway. So it comes in

1432
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:37,400
Speaker 12: these four plastic tubes, right, and you if you aren't

1433
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:39,600
Speaker 12: familiar with these human match mousetraps, what it is is

1434
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:43,479
Speaker 12: you put something to get one end. In this case,

1435
01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:46,960
Speaker 12: I used peanut butter, and then when they walk in

1436
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:50,519
Speaker 12: the one end, they trip this little spring and it

1437
01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:52,800
Speaker 12: closes them up. Doesn't kill them, it doesn't, you know,

1438
01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:56,320
Speaker 12: not old school mouse traps where would snap on them

1439
01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:59,920
Speaker 12: keeps them alive. But they are trapped in this cylinder,

1440
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:04,439
Speaker 12: a green plastic prison, if you will. And so my

1441
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:06,200
Speaker 12: daughter and I went out put one in the shed,

1442
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:08,320
Speaker 12: put one in the garage, and I told her, I said, hey,

1443
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:09,800
Speaker 12: sometimes you really get to wait for these. I said,

1444
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:12,960
Speaker 12: we're probably gonna get one from the shed much sooner

1445
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:16,240
Speaker 12: than the garage. She bolts up. This is weekend before

1446
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:18,519
Speaker 12: this last one, because we were camping this past weekend.

1447
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:23,080
Speaker 12: Last weekend, put out the humane mouse traps. Sure enough,

1448
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:26,599
Speaker 12: next morning she bolts up out of bed and I said,

1449
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:29,000
Speaker 12: let's go check the traps. I figured we'd have one

1450
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,040
Speaker 12: in the shed, and we did. Figured we wait a

1451
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:33,240
Speaker 12: little bit longer for the one in the garage. Nope,

1452
01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:34,160
Speaker 12: that one was full too.

1453
01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:36,360
Speaker 2: So now I got two.

1454
01:17:36,479 --> 01:17:38,519
Speaker 12: So I put them on the we have like a

1455
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:41,080
Speaker 12: big table out in the back patio, and I put

1456
01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:44,759
Speaker 12: them there until we could release them back into the wild.

1457
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:47,160
Speaker 12: And it was essentially started to look like my daughter

1458
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:52,760
Speaker 12: was the warden of a mouse prison. But yeah, so

1459
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:56,240
Speaker 12: we get these, we get these mice, and then but

1460
01:17:56,680 --> 01:17:58,720
Speaker 12: you know the thing is, then we take it to

1461
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,479
Speaker 12: a nearby park and we let them out.

1462
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:01,160
Speaker 2: And there's the whole thing.

1463
01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:04,040
Speaker 12: The thing is, though, every time I put these traps

1464
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:06,360
Speaker 12: back in those spots, I'm gonna get more mice.

1465
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:08,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, So how long am I going to keep doing this.

1466
01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:11,080
Speaker 2: It's not coming to deplete the local mouse.

1467
01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:14,680
Speaker 12: Population when you're just throwing them back, I know, but

1468
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:17,000
Speaker 12: throwing them back in a different neighborhood, it now becomes

1469
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:18,160
Speaker 12: there on their way back.

1470
01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:18,720
Speaker 10: I know.

1471
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,400
Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying. This is why Alan used

1472
01:18:21,439 --> 01:18:25,360
Speaker 2: to do glue traps and ziplock. Right, this is what

1473
01:18:25,479 --> 01:18:28,599
Speaker 2: you get for being soft. Maybe there's a compromise. Get uh,

1474
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:32,479
Speaker 2: get those bait traps. We'll cut the bike in two.

1475
01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:35,400
Speaker 3: They get the bait traps, they eat the stuff, they

1476
01:18:35,439 --> 01:18:37,240
Speaker 3: think they got a nice meal. They take it back

1477
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:40,360
Speaker 3: to their little nest. They kill everybody. That's what I do,

1478
01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:43,280
Speaker 3: isn't it. I thought that was like for ants or something.

1479
01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:44,040
Speaker 15: Mice.

1480
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:46,240
Speaker 2: They got that from mice. You got that from mice?

1481
01:18:46,439 --> 01:18:47,080
Speaker 2: Huh yeah.

1482
01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:50,000
Speaker 3: I had these little bait stations at my house. Uh

1483
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:51,920
Speaker 3: you cut these things in the house. They like you know,

1484
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:53,519
Speaker 3: they got like the ones we have in the kitchen here.

1485
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:54,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like that.

1486
01:18:54,479 --> 01:18:57,040
Speaker 3: They run in a little snack, take it back to

1487
01:18:57,120 --> 01:19:00,320
Speaker 3: the nest. Well they you might take a couple of days,

1488
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:00,639
Speaker 3: but it works.

1489
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:00,760
Speaker 7: Well.

1490
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:02,120
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, how does that work? They take

1491
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:05,000
Speaker 2: what back to the mice? Whatever they eat. Yeah, but

1492
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:07,479
Speaker 2: how does that kill the other mice? I think it's uh,

1493
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:12,439
Speaker 2: I don't know. They kiss, they kiss around the other

1494
01:19:12,479 --> 01:19:14,360
Speaker 2: one's poop. I don't know, does it but something does it?

1495
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:14,720
Speaker 7: Hey?

1496
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:17,400
Speaker 2: And then the mice go back and when this sixty

1497
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:25,160
Speaker 2: nine and yeah, it's a mouse std I.

1498
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:27,680
Speaker 12: Don't know about that. And frankly, I don't know that

1499
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:32,960
Speaker 12: I'm in any kind of mindset to be killing communities

1500
01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:36,040
Speaker 12: of mice. I And again, the ones these aren't in

1501
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:38,400
Speaker 12: my home, right, They're just in my shed. They're in

1502
01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:39,040
Speaker 12: the garage.

1503
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:41,400
Speaker 2: If they're in your home, they're in your home.

1504
01:19:42,120 --> 01:19:44,240
Speaker 12: Yeah, I guess, But I mean, I'm just saying the

1505
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:46,800
Speaker 12: shed's way out in the back, and and you know

1506
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:48,640
Speaker 12: you're gonna have mice in there. I mean when I

1507
01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:50,640
Speaker 12: was sweeping out the shed, I took everything out a

1508
01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:52,320
Speaker 12: couple of weekends ago, and I was sweeping it, I

1509
01:19:52,479 --> 01:19:54,760
Speaker 12: was like, Holy Christ, just you know, you end up

1510
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:59,000
Speaker 12: with a pile of debris and mouse poop. But everybody

1511
01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:02,960
Speaker 12: would expect that. So nothing in the home, So it's

1512
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:07,000
Speaker 12: not like they're bothering anything. But there is the added step.

1513
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:08,679
Speaker 12: Now I want again, and mind you, if I didn't

1514
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:10,240
Speaker 12: have a nine year old daughter. I wouldn't be doing

1515
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:12,320
Speaker 12: any of this, right, I'd be going in there with

1516
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:15,599
Speaker 12: a dyson and sucking them up. Oh yeah, but there's

1517
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:17,480
Speaker 12: the added step of then taking.

1518
01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:22,880
Speaker 2: Them and humanely releasing them, shaking a couple of times

1519
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:28,600
Speaker 2: first back into Yeah, Alan, you should just take the

1520
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:31,880
Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry route and dispose of your mice with

1521
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,000
Speaker 2: a double barrel shotgun. See that's why I'm a sucker.

1522
01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:38,120
Speaker 2: You know, I'm a single barrel shotgun man, rob and

1523
01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:42,200
Speaker 2: so the double barrel those of you who are you know,

1524
01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:45,240
Speaker 2: responsible gun owners. You know how you need the two

1525
01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:49,479
Speaker 2: barrels for the mice, and that's to be very, very difficult.

1526
01:20:50,479 --> 01:20:52,519
Speaker 2: If you really wanted to send them a message, you

1527
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:55,160
Speaker 2: would have given them little cement shoes and showed them

1528
01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:58,360
Speaker 2: the lake. Right. Hope this doesn't.

1529
01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:01,639
Speaker 12: I should get like tiny little oil drums and put

1530
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:03,400
Speaker 12: them in there and then just like a.

1531
01:21:03,479 --> 01:21:07,719
Speaker 3: Final scene in Casino, Yeah, like did Joe Peshy character

1532
01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:09,679
Speaker 3: mouse is gonna have to watch his brother get whacked.

1533
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:12,880
Speaker 12: Yeah, come on, you're next, and then you push him

1534
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:16,720
Speaker 12: into the grave. All your friends send a message, Yeah,

1535
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:21,280
Speaker 12: Kevin and Ipselani? Alan, what would that mouse sound? Like

1536
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:25,000
Speaker 12: from the eighteenth century and hey, I'm stuck in a

1537
01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:30,080
Speaker 12: glow trap. Hey, mouse and selling anything? What are you

1538
01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:34,080
Speaker 12: talking about, Alan, I am pale my mice on wooden

1539
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:35,920
Speaker 12: spikes and display. The bodies are on the shed with

1540
01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:39,639
Speaker 12: signs that say things like thief, adulterer, and heretic.

1541
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:41,960
Speaker 2: I'm telling you go an old school.

1542
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:46,040
Speaker 12: It does require an extra level of difficulty, but I

1543
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:47,480
Speaker 12: love the stage.

1544
01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:50,600
Speaker 2: Craft walking around yelling shame. Yeah, Bill, absolutely.

1545
01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:54,120
Speaker 12: When those other mice show up and they look and

1546
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:59,080
Speaker 12: they see a series of mice on crucifuses what's the

1547
01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:02,240
Speaker 12: plural of cruci fix? When they walk away see that,

1548
01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:09,160
Speaker 12: Holy cow, I am never coming back here again, Alan Cox,

1549
01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:10,759
Speaker 12: you just lost to listeners.

1550
01:22:11,040 --> 01:22:13,440
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's fifty percent of my audience.

1551
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:17,599
Speaker 12: With your story is about cruelty to mice, Absolutely vile,

1552
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:21,559
Speaker 12: disgusting and sickening. Yes, well, listen in a world now

1553
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:28,040
Speaker 12: where cruelty is not only officially sanctioned but encouraged. I'm

1554
01:22:28,080 --> 01:22:31,000
Speaker 12: trying to teach my child a little bit more humanely

1555
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:32,559
Speaker 12: because people are like, why do you care for they're

1556
01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:34,439
Speaker 12: mouse mice in your shed? I'm like, so, I'm a

1557
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:37,200
Speaker 12: nine year old who's fascinated by nature, that's why, and

1558
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:41,120
Speaker 12: she wants to be an active participant in it. If

1559
01:22:41,160 --> 01:22:43,640
Speaker 12: you insist on killing mice, that you shoot a snaptrap

1560
01:22:43,680 --> 01:22:46,600
Speaker 12: that ends her life instantly, there's absolutely no reason to

1561
01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:49,400
Speaker 12: prolong your misery. Thank goodness, your daughter has some sense.

1562
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:53,360
Speaker 12: My daughter has some sense. Listen, ah, she's nine, right. No,

1563
01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:55,960
Speaker 12: First of all, you're confusing the stories I was telling

1564
01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:59,120
Speaker 12: from a decade ago when I was using glue traps.

1565
01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:01,360
Speaker 12: I don't do that now, I said, of course, it's

1566
01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:04,240
Speaker 12: because I've grown as a person. I haven't, but it

1567
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:08,519
Speaker 12: makes me sound more interesting. And by the way, don't

1568
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:11,880
Speaker 12: count on your old school traps to quote end their

1569
01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:12,800
Speaker 12: life instantly.

1570
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:15,639
Speaker 2: Right, if you get them in the right spot, it will.

1571
01:23:16,080 --> 01:23:18,240
Speaker 12: But if you've ever come across one of those old

1572
01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:21,800
Speaker 12: school mouse traps where it didn't exactly, if it gets

1573
01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:25,120
Speaker 12: them on the neck right, yeah, and severs their spinal.

1574
01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:26,800
Speaker 2: Column, yeah, it'll get them right away.

1575
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:29,240
Speaker 12: If it gets them on the leg, you know, if

1576
01:23:29,320 --> 01:23:31,479
Speaker 12: they if they can juke a little bit, right, is

1577
01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:33,760
Speaker 12: the things coming down gets them in the leg or

1578
01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:38,240
Speaker 12: anywhere or anywhere else. Don't kill them traps them. That's

1579
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:40,960
Speaker 12: even worse. Yeah, I've seen it. Where like they actually

1580
01:23:41,080 --> 01:23:42,680
Speaker 12: hit it like in the middle, you know what I mean,

1581
01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:47,000
Speaker 12: and they're just trying to move. Yeah, it's not good, Alan,

1582
01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:49,200
Speaker 12: Poison's no good. They die in your walls, and they

1583
01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:53,040
Speaker 12: stink when they rot. Short term, last thing, you take

1584
01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:53,960
Speaker 12: the rough with the smooth.

1585
01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:56,080
Speaker 2: What do you want, hey, guys?

1586
01:23:56,640 --> 01:24:00,960
Speaker 12: Short term? Yeah, I'm playing short term stink on two

1587
01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:03,080
Speaker 12: hours of midnight in a couple of weeks.

1588
01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:08,160
Speaker 18: Hey, guys, Alan, careful of those humane traps. Years ago,

1589
01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:10,560
Speaker 18: I was using them and I put one in a

1590
01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:14,000
Speaker 18: drawer because that's where a mouse kept going. I forgot

1591
01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:16,479
Speaker 18: I put it in there, and about six months later

1592
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:18,400
Speaker 18: I found that trap.

1593
01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:20,560
Speaker 2: In there with a mouse skeleton in it. So it

1594
01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:25,479
Speaker 2: was pretty god inhumane. Yeah, well that's not a trap problem,

1595
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:29,280
Speaker 2: that's a you problem. Well, it's also the traps are humane.

1596
01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:31,759
Speaker 2: You go and you release them or whatever, and they're fine,

1597
01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:34,479
Speaker 2: and you know it. Also, and my daughter and I

1598
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:36,120
Speaker 2: noticed this, or she pointed it out.

1599
01:24:36,560 --> 01:24:40,920
Speaker 12: It is also an interesting case study in the various

1600
01:24:41,040 --> 01:24:44,680
Speaker 12: personalities of mice because we ended up with these two

1601
01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:48,560
Speaker 12: humane traps, each with a live mouse in it, and

1602
01:24:48,640 --> 01:24:50,280
Speaker 12: we're going to take it in the woods and release them.

1603
01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:53,599
Speaker 12: One of the mice a day later because kept them overnight.

1604
01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:58,400
Speaker 12: A day later, the one mouse running around, still trying

1605
01:24:58,439 --> 01:25:00,120
Speaker 12: to get out of this thing right, hasn't figured it

1606
01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:02,240
Speaker 12: out yet, and they're side by side they can see

1607
01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:05,680
Speaker 12: each other transparent traps. The other one curled up at

1608
01:25:05,720 --> 01:25:10,559
Speaker 12: one end, not moving. It's almost resigned itself to its fate,

1609
01:25:11,400 --> 01:25:13,160
Speaker 12: and you have to wonder why that is. Then you

1610
01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:17,320
Speaker 12: open the door and he's like own free and they're

1611
01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:21,120
Speaker 12: hanging it free as the wind blows. You gotta shake

1612
01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:22,479
Speaker 12: it a little bit when you get it down to

1613
01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:24,560
Speaker 12: the ground, because it was like it was hanging on

1614
01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:25,519
Speaker 12: for grim death.

1615
01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:34,040
Speaker 18: Alan Rob's bait trap idea is perfect. You your daughter

1616
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:37,679
Speaker 18: does not need to know everything you are doing. Put

1617
01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:41,719
Speaker 18: those secretly around. Don't let her completely run your life.

1618
01:25:41,920 --> 01:25:45,519
Speaker 18: You're gonna have mice forever later, Guys, I like that

1619
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:49,639
Speaker 18: guy's parenting tips. Don't let her completely run your life. Yes,

1620
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:51,800
Speaker 18: you know how she runs my life. When I said

1621
01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:54,120
Speaker 18: I'm going to get some humane traps for these mice.

1622
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,719
Speaker 12: And then the other end of the spectrum is Tia,

1623
01:25:57,160 --> 01:25:59,519
Speaker 12: who's number three fourteen on the Blacklist. She goes, we

1624
01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:01,640
Speaker 12: used to use glue traps from ice, and don't put

1625
01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:04,040
Speaker 12: them in bags and take them outside and drop bricks

1626
01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:04,479
Speaker 12: on them.

1627
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:10,040
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. Right, wow, yours is but I the a hole. Wow,

1628
01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:10,960
Speaker 2: you can't.

1629
01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:15,720
Speaker 12: Rob Jesus now, and your daughter's offering them a better

1630
01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:23,799
Speaker 12: life in a field with other mouse friends. Yeah, yeah, whatever.

1631
01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:28,800
Speaker 12: Everybody's got their thoughts on how to do it. But again,

1632
01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:33,439
Speaker 12: I like the stage craft of it. Set up a

1633
01:26:33,479 --> 01:26:36,599
Speaker 12: tiny gallows or a guillotine. I'd like to find tiny

1634
01:26:36,680 --> 01:26:40,439
Speaker 12: little stocks and put them in those right head the

1635
01:26:40,479 --> 01:26:43,280
Speaker 12: middle hole, paw on each of the outer ones, and

1636
01:26:43,360 --> 01:26:47,000
Speaker 12: then when people walk by, Uh, they'll notice.

1637
01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:47,719
Speaker 2: What was that story?

1638
01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:48,240
Speaker 17: Uh?

1639
01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:51,519
Speaker 2: The guy comes in with a little flute, plays them

1640
01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:55,439
Speaker 2: out of town. The follow Yeah, and get some pied pipe.

1641
01:26:56,400 --> 01:27:04,200
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, pipe peeper. Those are only humane mouse traps

1642
01:27:04,240 --> 01:27:07,519
Speaker 2: if you remember to check them. Yeah, listen, understood. I

1643
01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:11,719
Speaker 2: don't know how many people are taking per that guy's story.

1644
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:16,200
Speaker 2: I can't imagine setting a trap, because if you go

1645
01:27:16,479 --> 01:27:19,040
Speaker 2: to the lengths of getting traps, it's a problem you

1646
01:27:19,120 --> 01:27:21,680
Speaker 2: want to solve or at least mitigate, right, and then

1647
01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:22,800
Speaker 2: forget about them.

1648
01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:26,120
Speaker 12: I don't understand that. I mean, very next day I'd

1649
01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:28,280
Speaker 12: be like, let's go see we get a mouse. Get

1650
01:27:28,320 --> 01:27:30,320
Speaker 12: this thing out of here. How busy are you that

1651
01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:31,360
Speaker 12: you forget about.

1652
01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:32,760
Speaker 2: Especially in a drawer.

1653
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:35,640
Speaker 12: You know, you never open that drawer like you've got

1654
01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:38,240
Speaker 12: You've got mice in a drawer, So you go, okay,

1655
01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:40,560
Speaker 12: that drawer. I'm gonna put a trap in there, and

1656
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:43,599
Speaker 12: then you don't open it for six months. You forget

1657
01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:47,240
Speaker 12: about it. You must be very busy. Boy, I thought

1658
01:27:47,320 --> 01:27:50,800
Speaker 12: I was busy, very busy. On have you asked the

1659
01:27:50,880 --> 01:27:52,200
Speaker 12: mice nicely to leave?

1660
01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:55,519
Speaker 2: I sure have? Oh that was don't think I didn't

1661
01:27:55,560 --> 01:27:55,760
Speaker 2: do that.

1662
01:27:56,280 --> 01:28:00,839
Speaker 12: That was my first line of defense, ask them nicely

1663
01:28:00,960 --> 01:28:04,360
Speaker 12: to leave trouble as they're never there when you want them, right.

1664
01:28:06,280 --> 01:28:09,200
Speaker 12: I speak to them once I get them in the trap,

1665
01:28:09,400 --> 01:28:13,880
Speaker 12: I say, tell your friends, Tell your friends what you

1666
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:22,639
Speaker 12: saw here today. Tell the story electric traps. Say there

1667
01:28:22,680 --> 01:28:26,120
Speaker 12: you go use electric traps kills them instantly.

1668
01:28:27,439 --> 01:28:27,800
Speaker 2: And again.

1669
01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:30,760
Speaker 12: I imagine that after a very brief period of time,

1670
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:33,400
Speaker 12: my daughter will forget about these.

1671
01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:37,879
Speaker 2: At all, and then I'll just put one in the garage.

1672
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:39,599
Speaker 2: And you know, because I don't want to get into

1673
01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:43,280
Speaker 2: the house. Go from there. The shed mouse really don't care?

1674
01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:44,000
Speaker 13: Right?

1675
01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:48,240
Speaker 12: A shed is outside it's going to be subject to

1676
01:28:48,280 --> 01:28:53,120
Speaker 12: all kinds of woodland creatures, but maybe yours.

1677
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:57,800
Speaker 3: Huh, maybe yours. I know it's my shed man, Yeah,

1678
01:28:57,920 --> 01:28:59,320
Speaker 3: a little higher on the food chain.

1679
01:28:59,320 --> 01:29:03,920
Speaker 12: Yeah, Alan, If you build a little nuclear reactor in

1680
01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:05,800
Speaker 12: the shed and let him melt down, the mice won't

1681
01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:08,120
Speaker 12: be able to live there for hundreds of years.

1682
01:29:08,479 --> 01:29:08,679
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1683
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:12,680
Speaker 12: The thought being if I stage a mouse three mile island, right,

1684
01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:17,920
Speaker 12: if there's not enough water getting into cool the reactor rods,

1685
01:29:18,040 --> 01:29:20,880
Speaker 12: the fuel rods, then these mice. Yeah, but then they

1686
01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:23,880
Speaker 12: would take they would take that radiation wherever they went

1687
01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:27,879
Speaker 12: after that, they would irradiate the immediate vicinity.

1688
01:29:28,240 --> 01:29:30,160
Speaker 2: It's not terrible, and I'm not looking for that.

1689
01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:36,479
Speaker 12: A little mini Chernobyl, Yeah, Alan, Happy belated downtown anniversary. Boy,

1690
01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:38,920
Speaker 12: the things that people commit to memory. Kevin and ipsel

1691
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:42,720
Speaker 12: Ani Michigan are bureau chief there. This past Saturday was

1692
01:29:44,160 --> 01:29:47,600
Speaker 12: our third anniversary down here, I believe, at our new studios.

1693
01:29:48,280 --> 01:29:52,120
Speaker 12: Really yeah, a fact that I've taken great pains to

1694
01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:54,400
Speaker 12: try to erase from my memory.

1695
01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:55,760
Speaker 2: But thank you, Kevin.

1696
01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:59,799
Speaker 3: That would be my three year anniversary here in Cleveland, Ohio.

1697
01:29:59,920 --> 01:30:09,920
Speaker 2: Is well, Oh, good for you. Yeah, Yes, I went

1698
01:30:10,080 --> 01:30:12,200
Speaker 2: camping this weekend, Rob, How was that?

1699
01:30:12,560 --> 01:30:12,680
Speaker 23: Oh?

1700
01:30:12,880 --> 01:30:17,400
Speaker 2: It was eight days of enjoyment. Eight days. Well, we

1701
01:30:17,520 --> 01:30:20,800
Speaker 2: went on. I'm sorry, no, I hadn't gone ten camping

1702
01:30:20,880 --> 01:30:21,479
Speaker 2: in a long time.

1703
01:30:21,560 --> 01:30:21,800
Speaker 15: We went.

1704
01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:23,800
Speaker 2: I came back early because I was on the air today.

1705
01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:27,120
Speaker 12: Of course, my wife and child and brother in law

1706
01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:30,599
Speaker 12: he went back to Michigan and they came back today.

1707
01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:31,719
Speaker 2: We went out to Kelly's Island.

1708
01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:34,280
Speaker 12: Last time we went, we stayed in what I didn't

1709
01:30:34,320 --> 01:30:37,360
Speaker 12: realize was the one hotel on Kelly's Island. This time

1710
01:30:37,400 --> 01:30:39,000
Speaker 12: we decided to get a campground there on the north

1711
01:30:39,040 --> 01:30:41,880
Speaker 12: side of the island. And Saturday was hot as ball,

1712
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:45,200
Speaker 12: so it was, you know, kind of uncomfortable. But there's

1713
01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:46,920
Speaker 12: you know, you rent a golf cart and you zipping

1714
01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:50,760
Speaker 12: around and my daughter made some friends. There is this

1715
01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:53,920
Speaker 12: across from the state park where we had our campground.

1716
01:30:54,920 --> 01:30:58,080
Speaker 12: There is kind of this general store. It's called Uncle Dix,

1717
01:30:58,920 --> 01:31:04,519
Speaker 12: and they, I know, they really are not capitalizing on

1718
01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:08,599
Speaker 12: the things that they could do with that name right there.

1719
01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:11,120
Speaker 12: But it's Kelly's Island, and it's this isn't put In Bay,

1720
01:31:11,280 --> 01:31:12,760
Speaker 12: right People who go to putt In Bay.

1721
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:14,280
Speaker 2: That's kind of where you go to party. I still

1722
01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:15,400
Speaker 2: have never been to putt In Bay.

1723
01:31:15,880 --> 01:31:17,600
Speaker 12: Been to Kelly's Island a couple of times, take the

1724
01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:22,439
Speaker 12: ferry over and whatever, but it is more sedate. It's

1725
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:25,080
Speaker 12: more you know, people aren't popping off over their on

1726
01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:28,280
Speaker 12: Kelly's Islands. A lot of families and a lot of

1727
01:31:28,439 --> 01:31:30,800
Speaker 12: tent camping, a lot of people pulling in their giant

1728
01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:32,960
Speaker 12: ARV's and things like that, posting up for a week.

1729
01:31:33,720 --> 01:31:36,719
Speaker 12: We were just there for the weekend and legit tent camping,

1730
01:31:36,880 --> 01:31:38,880
Speaker 12: which is fun. Fine, we're right there by the beach.

1731
01:31:39,439 --> 01:31:41,360
Speaker 12: But there's this place called Uncle Dixon. If you've been

1732
01:31:41,400 --> 01:31:43,960
Speaker 12: to Kelly's Island, you're familiar with it, and they're really

1733
01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:46,200
Speaker 12: not capitalizing on what they could be doing with that

1734
01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:49,360
Speaker 12: named again, they're trying to keep it above board. Well,

1735
01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:51,519
Speaker 12: what I did notice is that they have a whole

1736
01:31:52,040 --> 01:31:54,360
Speaker 12: you know, there's all kinds of Kelly's Island merch. Every

1737
01:31:54,400 --> 01:31:57,080
Speaker 12: store you go into, they're trying to sell you chachkes

1738
01:31:57,160 --> 01:32:00,280
Speaker 12: and shot classes and whatever. Kelly's Eye's fine, but they

1739
01:32:00,360 --> 01:32:03,519
Speaker 12: do have a whole series of t shirts that they're

1740
01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:08,160
Speaker 12: selling at this place that's say Kelly's Island keeping it

1741
01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:11,920
Speaker 12: weird and they're in a variety of colors the same design,

1742
01:32:12,120 --> 01:32:14,920
Speaker 12: and again I don't understand the design. There are so

1743
01:32:14,960 --> 01:32:17,920
Speaker 12: many different ways you could go with Kelly's Island. Whatever

1744
01:32:17,960 --> 01:32:21,160
Speaker 12: you're trying to kind of drill down on this particular

1745
01:32:21,280 --> 01:32:25,840
Speaker 12: shirt is a taco surfing. Now, you'll see some white

1746
01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:27,320
Speaker 12: caps there on the north end of the island, but

1747
01:32:27,360 --> 01:32:29,760
Speaker 12: you're not going to see any surfing, although I did

1748
01:32:29,840 --> 01:32:33,280
Speaker 12: see one dude on one of those motorized wakeboards or

1749
01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:35,120
Speaker 12: whatever that was pretty wild where it just looks like

1750
01:32:35,120 --> 01:32:38,960
Speaker 12: you're hydroplaning above the surface of the water. That's pretty red.

1751
01:32:40,640 --> 01:32:44,799
Speaker 12: And so they have this particular shirt in multiple colors

1752
01:32:45,040 --> 01:32:48,960
Speaker 12: all along the back wall Kelly's Island, keeping it weird

1753
01:32:49,120 --> 01:32:52,240
Speaker 12: with a surfing taco fine, except on every single one

1754
01:32:52,240 --> 01:32:54,639
Speaker 12: of those shirts because they use the same image. Weird

1755
01:32:54,880 --> 01:32:59,880
Speaker 12: is misspelled wie rd is how they spelled. Of course,

1756
01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:02,680
Speaker 12: weird is w e I r D. So not only

1757
01:33:02,720 --> 01:33:05,200
Speaker 12: are they're kind of lifting a bit from Austin, Texas.

1758
01:33:05,280 --> 01:33:07,400
Speaker 12: You know, keep Austin weird. A lot of other cities

1759
01:33:07,520 --> 01:33:09,360
Speaker 12: rip that off, but Austin went the first one to

1760
01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:12,719
Speaker 12: do what I think, weird is misspelled on every single

1761
01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:15,040
Speaker 12: one of those t shirts. I don't know how many

1762
01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:17,080
Speaker 12: of those that they move on a regular basis, but

1763
01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:23,560
Speaker 12: I was perplexed by a surfing taco to represent the

1764
01:33:24,720 --> 01:33:29,920
Speaker 12: idyllic environment on the Achilles Island. But also that weird

1765
01:33:30,439 --> 01:33:32,080
Speaker 12: on every single one of those shirts is.

1766
01:33:32,880 --> 01:33:35,200
Speaker 2: Misspelled, And you don't think anybody along the world like,

1767
01:33:35,240 --> 01:33:37,519
Speaker 2: maybe is there a joke We're just not privy to.

1768
01:33:38,360 --> 01:33:40,400
Speaker 12: If there is, I'd love to know what it is

1769
01:33:40,520 --> 01:33:42,360
Speaker 12: so I can be in on it. So yeah, sound

1770
01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:44,800
Speaker 12: like a douche. And again I'm not trying to be no, No.

1771
01:33:44,920 --> 01:33:46,840
Speaker 12: I was just kind of standing there looking at it

1772
01:33:46,920 --> 01:33:48,800
Speaker 12: as my kid was getting some ice cream, because this

1773
01:33:48,880 --> 01:33:50,920
Speaker 12: is one of these places where they have like shirts

1774
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:53,720
Speaker 12: and you know, all like the touristy stuff, but then

1775
01:33:53,760 --> 01:33:56,280
Speaker 12: they have like an ice cream case and there's snacks,

1776
01:33:56,360 --> 01:33:58,400
Speaker 12: you know, things that you might need from because the

1777
01:33:58,479 --> 01:34:00,519
Speaker 12: campground is right across the streets. It is one of

1778
01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:05,679
Speaker 12: those general store type places. And I'm standing there looking

1779
01:34:05,720 --> 01:34:10,479
Speaker 12: and I'm like, that is spelled wrong on every single

1780
01:34:10,600 --> 01:34:11,839
Speaker 12: one of those shirts.

1781
01:34:12,520 --> 01:34:16,360
Speaker 2: Alan, could you help me promote my youth for Christ event?

1782
01:34:16,720 --> 01:34:19,360
Speaker 12: Boy, this is not somebody who listens to this program

1783
01:34:19,400 --> 01:34:22,120
Speaker 12: because you are zero for two without one home Boy,

1784
01:34:22,720 --> 01:34:25,479
Speaker 12: I am neither a young nor a believer in Christ.

1785
01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:28,639
Speaker 2: The Allen Cork Show on one.

1786
01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:37,400
Speaker 26: Cork Show, what the hell is this a perverts convention

1787
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:37,960
Speaker 26: or something?

1788
01:34:38,280 --> 01:34:41,679
Speaker 17: On one hundred point seven, domma Elan.

1789
01:34:41,439 --> 01:34:45,800
Speaker 2: I've noticed, let me get some appropriate music here. You

1790
01:34:45,840 --> 01:34:47,280
Speaker 2: don't know if that's appropriate music?

1791
01:34:50,720 --> 01:34:51,120
Speaker 8: There we go?

1792
01:34:51,439 --> 01:34:53,240
Speaker 12: Oh no, Elan, I've noticed the kind of a heartbreaking

1793
01:34:53,280 --> 01:34:55,680
Speaker 12: trend of robbing down on himself and the way his

1794
01:34:56,000 --> 01:35:00,280
Speaker 12: body looks. I don't want to sound like some itpy

1795
01:35:00,320 --> 01:35:05,760
Speaker 12: dippy bulls shrimp, but considering the assaults, men and women

1796
01:35:05,800 --> 01:35:10,800
Speaker 12: are constantly bombarded with what's handsome and beautiful and hearing

1797
01:35:10,880 --> 01:35:14,679
Speaker 12: how Rob would quote never dream to wear summer hoochi

1798
01:35:14,880 --> 01:35:20,280
Speaker 12: daddy shorts would Rob? And by chance, even you ever

1799
01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:24,800
Speaker 12: consider doing a do dwar photo shoot. Wow, I've already

1800
01:35:24,840 --> 01:35:27,240
Speaker 12: been naked on camera in front of people that I

1801
01:35:27,320 --> 01:35:31,479
Speaker 12: work with. Okay, I've already I've already earned my bona fides.

1802
01:35:32,280 --> 01:35:33,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's someplace we're not going to be equal.

1803
01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:36,320
Speaker 3: So you'll continue to have those bona fides, and I

1804
01:35:36,360 --> 01:35:36,600
Speaker 3: will not.

1805
01:35:36,960 --> 01:35:40,000
Speaker 12: I was buck naked in a Alankochho comedy tour promo

1806
01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:43,000
Speaker 12: years ago. I did see that the mean jumped out

1807
01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:44,599
Speaker 12: of the car. I got out of the car buck naked. Yeah,

1808
01:35:44,600 --> 01:35:48,559
Speaker 12: we were doing a hangover parody. That's how long ago.

1809
01:35:48,680 --> 01:35:54,000
Speaker 12: That was bare ass, bare ass baby. Leslie says she

1810
01:35:54,040 --> 01:35:56,160
Speaker 12: did a boudoir photo shoot several years ago and it

1811
01:35:56,240 --> 01:36:01,680
Speaker 12: really helped her develop and appreciation for her body and

1812
01:36:01,800 --> 01:36:04,280
Speaker 12: all the things that have made her feel horrifically insecure.

1813
01:36:05,680 --> 01:36:07,920
Speaker 12: My thing is just that the best way to get,

1814
01:36:08,720 --> 01:36:11,400
Speaker 12: the only way out is through right. I've never met

1815
01:36:11,439 --> 01:36:17,240
Speaker 12: a nude beach I didn't like. She said, I know

1816
01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:19,560
Speaker 12: a man who did a Due dwar photo shoot is

1817
01:36:19,560 --> 01:36:22,760
Speaker 12: a gift to as a wife, and she absolutely loved it.

1818
01:36:24,240 --> 01:36:26,960
Speaker 12: How about that, Lesley's concerned about you being so down

1819
01:36:27,040 --> 01:36:27,519
Speaker 12: on yourself?

1820
01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:30,360
Speaker 3: Well, that's really nice, But unfortunately she's not the first,

1821
01:36:30,560 --> 01:36:32,880
Speaker 3: nor will she be the last person to be concerned

1822
01:36:32,920 --> 01:36:34,120
Speaker 3: about I'm down on myself.

1823
01:36:34,160 --> 01:36:34,840
Speaker 2: I am, that's just me.

1824
01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:39,120
Speaker 12: Have you ever had the conversation with your wife about

1825
01:36:39,160 --> 01:36:40,200
Speaker 12: a due Dwarf photo?

1826
01:36:40,360 --> 01:36:43,799
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. Listen my wife. I want to see.

1827
01:36:43,840 --> 01:36:48,519
Speaker 12: George Costanza on the schist lounge. Yeah, on the fainting couch.

1828
01:36:49,160 --> 01:36:53,880
Speaker 3: There's just certain things that I'm very I'm amazingly self aware. Right,

1829
01:36:54,960 --> 01:36:59,439
Speaker 3: I understand what I'm carrying here. Right, I'm not the

1830
01:36:59,600 --> 01:37:02,519
Speaker 3: ugliest fell on the planet. I'm not the most fat,

1831
01:37:02,640 --> 01:37:04,800
Speaker 3: not a shape guy on the planet. But I am

1832
01:37:05,920 --> 01:37:08,760
Speaker 3: just ugly and fat, not a shape enough that I

1833
01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:09,360
Speaker 3: don't want.

1834
01:37:09,280 --> 01:37:09,960
Speaker 2: To be naked around.

1835
01:37:09,960 --> 01:37:11,720
Speaker 12: But what if you got yourself in shape for the

1836
01:37:12,560 --> 01:37:15,720
Speaker 12: sole purpose of doing a do dwar photo shoot for

1837
01:37:15,760 --> 01:37:16,160
Speaker 12: your wife?

1838
01:37:16,280 --> 01:37:18,840
Speaker 3: Listen if my old mother, yeah, my wife, listen, she

1839
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:20,559
Speaker 3: has to live next to it. You think she wants

1840
01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:22,680
Speaker 3: to see pictures of it too. Here, honey, here's a

1841
01:37:22,760 --> 01:37:29,800
Speaker 3: gift of me, uh over a tub? Yeah, here you go, enjoy.

1842
01:37:29,640 --> 01:37:31,400
Speaker 2: Here's me neck deep in rose petals.

1843
01:37:31,640 --> 01:37:31,840
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1844
01:37:31,880 --> 01:37:32,960
Speaker 2: Look, you're saying.

1845
01:37:33,120 --> 01:37:37,240
Speaker 12: I'm saying that you like got yourself into like a

1846
01:37:37,320 --> 01:37:39,519
Speaker 12: shape that you liked, and then you had them take

1847
01:37:39,600 --> 01:37:41,880
Speaker 12: it right, right, that's the end of the line.

1848
01:37:41,960 --> 01:37:44,040
Speaker 2: I get a big goal and that's but what is

1849
01:37:44,160 --> 01:37:46,880
Speaker 2: what is the what is she? Why would she want that?

1850
01:37:47,320 --> 01:37:49,639
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know your wife. Why would

1851
01:37:49,680 --> 01:37:52,400
Speaker 2: anybody want that? Would? Leslie just said a lot of

1852
01:37:52,439 --> 01:37:55,720
Speaker 2: people enjoy it. I'm saying, a good woman if that

1853
01:37:55,880 --> 01:37:57,880
Speaker 2: if her as a woman if her husband was like, hey,

1854
01:37:57,880 --> 01:37:59,920
Speaker 2: I got you a gift and she hands him up.

1855
01:38:00,120 --> 01:38:02,320
Speaker 2: He hands with this booklet and she opens it up

1856
01:38:02,360 --> 01:38:04,040
Speaker 2: and there he is, was like laying on a bearskin

1857
01:38:04,120 --> 01:38:06,759
Speaker 2: rug with his ass hanging. I was like, hey, little smile,

1858
01:38:07,080 --> 01:38:09,719
Speaker 2: and you know he's dressed up like Cupid for February.

1859
01:38:09,800 --> 01:38:13,040
Speaker 12: Nobody wants that it's something that she would spere it

1860
01:38:13,120 --> 01:38:14,880
Speaker 12: away in a night's stand, or something that's not going

1861
01:38:14,920 --> 01:38:16,240
Speaker 12: to be on display, but.

1862
01:38:16,360 --> 01:38:18,519
Speaker 2: Display or not. But if you if you want to

1863
01:38:18,560 --> 01:38:21,160
Speaker 2: see it, you're laying next to it. Leslie says that.

1864
01:38:22,640 --> 01:38:25,080
Speaker 12: The woman who got the Due Doir photo shoot from

1865
01:38:25,160 --> 01:38:29,080
Speaker 12: her husband said that she really liked how it helped

1866
01:38:29,160 --> 01:38:30,640
Speaker 12: him feel good about him.

1867
01:38:31,240 --> 01:38:31,400
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1868
01:38:31,439 --> 01:38:34,560
Speaker 2: I know what's going to happen. Let's say I go

1869
01:38:34,680 --> 01:38:36,920
Speaker 2: through it right now. I booked this session and I go.

1870
01:38:37,120 --> 01:38:40,560
Speaker 2: You'll go psychotic over can I see the photos. I

1871
01:38:40,640 --> 01:38:43,439
Speaker 2: will start screaming at the top of my lungs about

1872
01:38:43,439 --> 01:38:46,679
Speaker 2: how terrible I look. Okay, look at my ass, Oly God,

1873
01:38:46,760 --> 01:38:48,720
Speaker 2: look at all that stuff. Look at my fat well,

1874
01:38:48,760 --> 01:38:51,840
Speaker 2: my fat belly, my fat ass. This is terrible. Yeah,

1875
01:38:51,840 --> 01:38:54,880
Speaker 2: but there's power in owning it, leaning in you know

1876
01:38:54,920 --> 01:38:58,800
Speaker 2: what else? There's power in not doing that, not putting

1877
01:38:58,840 --> 01:39:02,120
Speaker 2: myself in that situation. All right, avoid it completely.

1878
01:39:02,640 --> 01:39:06,360
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's not worth the chance that she might go,

1879
01:39:06,600 --> 01:39:10,000
Speaker 12: this is amazing, because it would be so counterintuitive, it

1880
01:39:10,040 --> 01:39:13,640
Speaker 12: would be so against your personality that she go, this

1881
01:39:13,680 --> 01:39:17,560
Speaker 12: is amazing. No, No, I'm literally seeing a side of you,

1882
01:39:17,760 --> 01:39:19,320
Speaker 12: Rob that I've never seen before.

1883
01:39:19,439 --> 01:39:24,320
Speaker 2: She says, that's impossible. Yeah, she's seen every side of

1884
01:39:24,400 --> 01:39:27,559
Speaker 2: me possible. The poor thing. I need to see photos

1885
01:39:27,600 --> 01:39:27,760
Speaker 2: of it.

1886
01:39:28,160 --> 01:39:28,479
Speaker 18: Wow.

1887
01:39:28,960 --> 01:39:30,720
Speaker 2: This has been who I am my entire life.

1888
01:39:30,760 --> 01:39:33,400
Speaker 12: Now, when you die your beard, it will change overnight. Yeah,

1889
01:39:33,479 --> 01:39:37,680
Speaker 12: who cares? And people will go, oh hey. What makes

1890
01:39:37,720 --> 01:39:40,800
Speaker 12: people nervous is when they do something to try it out.

1891
01:39:41,240 --> 01:39:46,720
Speaker 12: What makes them nervous is having other people think that

1892
01:39:46,960 --> 01:39:50,320
Speaker 12: they think it looks awesome. That's what jams people up,

1893
01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:52,680
Speaker 12: rather than just going, yeah, I'm just trying it out.

1894
01:39:53,040 --> 01:39:54,640
Speaker 2: We'll see you know.

1895
01:39:54,760 --> 01:39:56,559
Speaker 12: People have shaved their head and I'm trying it out

1896
01:39:57,240 --> 01:39:59,000
Speaker 12: because I don't know.

1897
01:39:59,080 --> 01:39:59,200
Speaker 15: Man.

1898
01:39:59,320 --> 01:40:03,240
Speaker 2: Like I feel, like I mentioned earlier, I'm very self aware.

1899
01:40:03,840 --> 01:40:07,720
Speaker 2: I feel like if I look at people sometimes who

1900
01:40:07,800 --> 01:40:11,680
Speaker 2: think that their to pay looks perfectly fine, right, or

1901
01:40:12,439 --> 01:40:16,960
Speaker 2: this is clearly not yours, right, and they walk around

1902
01:40:17,080 --> 01:40:20,679
Speaker 2: with no concern or whatever, and I'm like very judging.

1903
01:40:20,760 --> 01:40:21,639
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god dde.

1904
01:40:22,520 --> 01:40:26,000
Speaker 12: But here's the thing, though, we are expending so much

1905
01:40:26,200 --> 01:40:29,760
Speaker 12: time in that situation on somebody else and they are

1906
01:40:29,840 --> 01:40:32,320
Speaker 12: expending zero, Right, That's what I mean.

1907
01:40:32,400 --> 01:40:33,280
Speaker 2: That's where I want to get.

1908
01:40:33,880 --> 01:40:37,160
Speaker 12: But because that's the joke, Oh he thinks he looks great. No, no, no,

1909
01:40:37,920 --> 01:40:40,920
Speaker 12: that's what we're projecting onto them. They just don't care

1910
01:40:41,120 --> 01:40:42,960
Speaker 12: how it looks. But I want to be that's the

1911
01:40:43,040 --> 01:40:46,000
Speaker 12: ultimate card, that's the ultimate freedom. Everybody thinks that those

1912
01:40:46,040 --> 01:40:48,439
Speaker 12: people think, oh they're kid themselves. They think it looks great,

1913
01:40:48,479 --> 01:40:50,960
Speaker 12: because the implication is, well, if you thought otherwise, you

1914
01:40:50,960 --> 01:40:54,479
Speaker 12: wouldn't wear it. With forgetting a lot of people they

1915
01:40:54,600 --> 01:40:55,280
Speaker 12: don't care.

1916
01:40:55,960 --> 01:40:58,639
Speaker 2: They don't care. To me, somebody weren't a too pay

1917
01:40:59,000 --> 01:41:02,000
Speaker 2: is no different then somebody walking to the store in

1918
01:41:02,080 --> 01:41:06,040
Speaker 2: their pajamas. It's the same thing. They do not care,

1919
01:41:07,240 --> 01:41:08,920
Speaker 2: And so why am I gonna care?

1920
01:41:09,160 --> 01:41:13,720
Speaker 12: I care if somebody else thinks obviously it's a it's obviously. Ever,

1921
01:41:13,920 --> 01:41:15,960
Speaker 12: nobody can get away from that. Of course I care

1922
01:41:16,040 --> 01:41:20,479
Speaker 12: what other people think, but not strangers. I care what

1923
01:41:20,600 --> 01:41:21,720
Speaker 12: people I know think.

1924
01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:25,200
Speaker 2: That's where I got it. I don't spend too much

1925
01:41:25,280 --> 01:41:29,240
Speaker 2: time on it. That's that's my goal, that's what I'm

1926
01:41:29,280 --> 01:41:32,000
Speaker 2: working towards. That's why I go to therapy. Well I

1927
01:41:32,120 --> 01:41:33,840
Speaker 2: do too, but a therapy didn't get me there. I

1928
01:41:33,920 --> 01:41:36,400
Speaker 2: mean it's I don't know, sooner or later you just go,

1929
01:41:36,800 --> 01:41:40,559
Speaker 2: what am I wasting all this time for? Wondering?

1930
01:41:40,600 --> 01:41:43,080
Speaker 12: Because they're not thinking about me. I think about them

1931
01:41:43,120 --> 01:41:44,320
Speaker 12: for they're thinking about me.

1932
01:41:45,800 --> 01:41:49,439
Speaker 2: Eh well, maybe I'll die. We'll see. I think you should.

1933
01:41:49,760 --> 01:41:52,639
Speaker 2: I think I'm just so nervous about looking like an ahole.

1934
01:41:52,760 --> 01:41:55,439
Speaker 2: Well again, I shouldn't care. I put together a song,

1935
01:41:55,600 --> 01:41:58,360
Speaker 2: Rob for your beard. Okay, It's called Rob's Midnight Beard.

1936
01:42:00,000 --> 01:42:04,200
Speaker 2: I am with a smile, little grin, back is the

1937
01:42:04,360 --> 01:42:07,520
Speaker 2: night Holy Man. Bo stared and whispered.

1938
01:42:07,800 --> 01:42:10,639
Speaker 8: Ain't Sam but Rob just chuckle?

1939
01:42:10,800 --> 01:42:11,799
Speaker 4: Let the games begin?

1940
01:42:15,640 --> 01:42:16,320
Speaker 2: What did you do?

1941
01:42:19,000 --> 01:42:19,160
Speaker 15: All?

1942
01:42:19,360 --> 01:42:21,120
Speaker 4: Listen In the song to.

1943
01:42:21,439 --> 01:42:25,760
Speaker 2: Peer cold steer out, he's the man with the midnight beer.

1944
01:42:26,640 --> 01:42:28,479
Speaker 2: Be the man with a midnight beer. I kind of

1945
01:42:28,560 --> 01:42:30,519
Speaker 2: like that. Come on, I'm telling you, it could be

1946
01:42:30,640 --> 01:42:34,080
Speaker 2: Hollywood Rob with the midnight beat. Yes, sounds pretty good.

1947
01:42:34,360 --> 01:42:36,840
Speaker 2: I'm all in favor of that. Maybe I'll just do

1948
01:42:36,920 --> 01:42:38,200
Speaker 2: it because what do you say in the song? What

1949
01:42:38,320 --> 01:42:41,000
Speaker 2: did AI say that you said in this song? Let

1950
01:42:41,080 --> 01:42:43,639
Speaker 2: the games begin? Yeah, yeah, it's can be a whole

1951
01:42:43,680 --> 01:42:44,439
Speaker 2: new chapter for me.

1952
01:42:44,760 --> 01:42:47,439
Speaker 12: You should do it in fact, before you do the

1953
01:42:47,479 --> 01:42:50,439
Speaker 12: stage announcements for ghost How long is it that's this

1954
01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:51,240
Speaker 12: Thursday night?

1955
01:42:51,760 --> 01:42:54,000
Speaker 2: How long does it take? Will you do it tonight?

1956
01:42:54,840 --> 01:42:55,080
Speaker 27: Hm?

1957
01:42:56,680 --> 01:42:57,280
Speaker 2: Maybe I will?

1958
01:42:57,560 --> 01:43:00,640
Speaker 12: Something light, something closer to your actual that's the thing.

1959
01:43:00,680 --> 01:43:01,559
Speaker 12: You want to go too dark?

1960
01:43:02,360 --> 01:43:02,479
Speaker 7: Right?

1961
01:43:02,600 --> 01:43:04,840
Speaker 12: You want something better light than than too light than

1962
01:43:04,840 --> 01:43:07,519
Speaker 12: too dark. Yeah, you get yourself like a box of

1963
01:43:07,640 --> 01:43:15,720
Speaker 12: fairy of forty or something so white. Yeah, I did

1964
01:43:15,840 --> 01:43:17,400
Speaker 12: because you have the goat. You're doing the same a

1965
01:43:17,439 --> 01:43:20,680
Speaker 12: Thounsmand's Ghosts on Thursday night? Right, Yeah, yeah, do it

1966
01:43:20,760 --> 01:43:22,880
Speaker 12: Wednesday night. Give it a day to marinate.

1967
01:43:23,400 --> 01:43:26,479
Speaker 2: If I'm gonna do it before that, I'll do it tonight.

1968
01:43:27,439 --> 01:43:30,600
Speaker 2: Oh yes, if I'm gonna do it, I gotta I

1969
01:43:30,640 --> 01:43:33,400
Speaker 2: gotta convince myself before the end of the data stop

1970
01:43:33,479 --> 01:43:35,160
Speaker 2: on my way home to pick up some just for men.

1971
01:43:35,320 --> 01:43:38,680
Speaker 2: There you go, drunk, Sue, Hi, Alan, how are you?

1972
01:43:39,160 --> 01:43:39,599
Speaker 2: What's up?

1973
01:43:40,960 --> 01:43:41,120
Speaker 8: Oh?

1974
01:43:41,280 --> 01:43:41,960
Speaker 2: Not a whole lot.

1975
01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:43,320
Speaker 10: I just pulling a chicken.

1976
01:43:43,520 --> 01:43:47,200
Speaker 28: Let y'all know people, guess look, I'm just breaking my

1977
01:43:47,400 --> 01:43:50,200
Speaker 28: border for the intelligence control.

1978
01:43:50,080 --> 01:43:53,080
Speaker 2: Breaking your what. I don't know what you just said, Sue.

1979
01:43:53,080 --> 01:43:58,080
Speaker 28: Remember what you said about you take your intelligence between

1980
01:43:58,160 --> 01:44:00,599
Speaker 28: twenty five and sixty h yup.

1981
01:44:00,680 --> 01:44:03,519
Speaker 2: They said that your brain, the human brain, peaks right

1982
01:44:03,560 --> 01:44:04,280
Speaker 2: around sixty.

1983
01:44:04,400 --> 01:44:04,599
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1984
01:44:05,800 --> 01:44:09,800
Speaker 10: Yeah, I broke the other side, you broke.

1985
01:44:09,840 --> 01:44:13,160
Speaker 2: Okay, you are you saying that you you turned sixty?

1986
01:44:14,360 --> 01:44:14,400
Speaker 13: No?

1987
01:44:14,760 --> 01:44:16,760
Speaker 10: Remember I turned sixty one last March.

1988
01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:20,439
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, yeah, we know, yeah, okay, okay, yeah,

1989
01:44:20,439 --> 01:44:20,720
Speaker 2: what was that?

1990
01:44:20,920 --> 01:44:23,679
Speaker 10: What's that song book on the other side?

1991
01:44:25,439 --> 01:44:30,559
Speaker 12: Yes, ye, Downhill, see right, you're you're a year into

1992
01:44:31,760 --> 01:44:33,960
Speaker 12: that uh that brain degradation.

1993
01:44:34,200 --> 01:44:37,360
Speaker 10: The year yep, I mean I mean the year into stupidity.

1994
01:44:37,520 --> 01:44:38,120
Speaker 1: Hmm hmm.

1995
01:44:38,840 --> 01:44:40,960
Speaker 12: Well you're no dummy, Sue. People can call you a

1996
01:44:41,000 --> 01:44:44,479
Speaker 12: lot of things, but you're in the dummy. Oh yes,

1997
01:44:47,040 --> 01:44:48,720
Speaker 12: And how will you be spending your weekend? Are you

1998
01:44:48,760 --> 01:44:49,960
Speaker 12: getting the party started early?

1999
01:44:51,560 --> 01:44:51,600
Speaker 2: No?

2000
01:44:52,600 --> 01:44:54,560
Speaker 28: No, I don't think we're playing anything, just me and

2001
01:44:54,640 --> 01:44:55,680
Speaker 28: Bob being together.

2002
01:44:55,479 --> 01:44:56,559
Speaker 10: Here watching football?

2003
01:44:56,840 --> 01:45:02,120
Speaker 2: Okay, watching football? All right? Oh yeah, and how's Bob feeling?

2004
01:45:02,160 --> 01:45:02,920
Speaker 2: How are you feeling?

2005
01:45:04,760 --> 01:45:08,760
Speaker 10: He's so good. I've had a bad spot on his foot.

2006
01:45:08,800 --> 01:45:10,160
Speaker 10: I went and saw the foot doctor.

2007
01:45:11,360 --> 01:45:12,040
Speaker 8: You have to get to the.

2008
01:45:14,560 --> 01:45:15,000
Speaker 5: I don't know what.

2009
01:45:17,280 --> 01:45:19,000
Speaker 2: Okay, you saw the foot doctor.

2010
01:45:19,120 --> 01:45:23,800
Speaker 10: What do they say, you, you know, just keep this

2011
01:45:24,000 --> 01:45:27,320
Speaker 10: on there and keep it dry, yadda YadA YadA.

2012
01:45:27,800 --> 01:45:30,400
Speaker 2: And what's the what what's the problem with the foot?

2013
01:45:31,560 --> 01:45:32,040
Speaker 10: I don't know.

2014
01:45:32,439 --> 01:45:35,960
Speaker 2: Well, well, did he know? I imagine he would know.

2015
01:45:36,240 --> 01:45:41,839
Speaker 28: Yeh, flat feat the flat feat. I got two horrendous bunions.

2016
01:45:42,600 --> 01:45:47,519
Speaker 28: I got a hammer toe on the right side, and yeah,

2017
01:45:47,520 --> 01:45:50,479
Speaker 28: I once turning into the hammer toe on the left side.

2018
01:45:54,200 --> 01:46:02,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, mempi demon, Yeah yeah I did so unless that puddle, like, you've.

2019
01:46:02,439 --> 01:46:04,400
Speaker 12: Got a whole bunch of stuff going on, and that's

2020
01:46:04,640 --> 01:46:09,320
Speaker 12: just one foot too right. You got neuropathy, you got

2021
01:46:09,400 --> 01:46:12,639
Speaker 12: a hammer toe, you got no art support, you got

2022
01:46:12,800 --> 01:46:14,440
Speaker 12: what'd you say, horrendous bunions?

2023
01:46:15,720 --> 01:46:19,320
Speaker 28: Oh my god, dude, my my big toes are literally

2024
01:46:19,800 --> 01:46:22,000
Speaker 28: like almost.

2025
01:46:21,640 --> 01:46:23,439
Speaker 10: A green angle.

2026
01:46:23,840 --> 01:46:25,719
Speaker 2: You've got like paronis of the foot.

2027
01:46:27,600 --> 01:46:31,519
Speaker 12: Well, I know what it's like when a guy's when

2028
01:46:31,560 --> 01:46:33,920
Speaker 12: a guy's dog is like at a ninety degree angle.

2029
01:46:33,960 --> 01:46:37,439
Speaker 12: It's yeah, you've got like ponies of the toe.

2030
01:46:38,760 --> 01:46:42,280
Speaker 10: Yeah, definite parones in my in the seat.

2031
01:46:44,000 --> 01:46:48,280
Speaker 12: So you're so those those those horrendous bunions are really

2032
01:46:48,439 --> 01:46:50,639
Speaker 12: causing a lot of problems. Right, you get that big

2033
01:46:50,760 --> 01:46:54,920
Speaker 12: bump on the outside of end. Oh yeah yeah, yeah,

2034
01:46:55,600 --> 01:46:56,519
Speaker 12: good gravy.

2035
01:46:57,000 --> 01:47:00,200
Speaker 2: And so there's really not that much that he can do, right,

2036
01:47:00,320 --> 01:47:02,960
Speaker 2: he just goes, here's the thing.

2037
01:47:04,479 --> 01:47:07,559
Speaker 10: I know, it's awful and it is bad and it sucks,

2038
01:47:08,200 --> 01:47:10,160
Speaker 10: but at least I have feet.

2039
01:47:11,520 --> 01:47:15,759
Speaker 12: Yes, you're always glass half full, Sue. You know some people,

2040
01:47:15,840 --> 01:47:19,360
Speaker 12: Walter Williams calls us all the time double amputee.

2041
01:47:19,520 --> 01:47:23,840
Speaker 2: He's but you at least have feet. They are, Yes,

2042
01:47:23,920 --> 01:47:25,320
Speaker 2: they're they're they're painting.

2043
01:47:26,800 --> 01:47:27,439
Speaker 10: And I got it.

2044
01:47:27,800 --> 01:47:29,360
Speaker 8: M h m hm.

2045
01:47:30,400 --> 01:47:32,479
Speaker 2: And so how did you end up that way? Sue?

2046
01:47:32,560 --> 01:47:35,320
Speaker 2: Did you just wear shoes for decades didn't fit? Is

2047
01:47:35,360 --> 01:47:36,719
Speaker 2: it hereditary? What happened?

2048
01:47:36,880 --> 01:47:36,920
Speaker 17: No?

2049
01:47:37,120 --> 01:47:40,400
Speaker 10: I just I had good tennis shoes, but I was

2050
01:47:40,479 --> 01:47:41,800
Speaker 10: walking on concrete a lot.

2051
01:47:42,360 --> 01:47:46,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, in my shop jobs. And you just got

2052
01:47:47,040 --> 01:47:47,960
Speaker 2: the point where.

2053
01:47:51,080 --> 01:47:52,880
Speaker 28: Let me don't want to get it on two steps better,

2054
01:47:53,000 --> 01:47:54,680
Speaker 28: let it alone a big better like I used to.

2055
01:47:54,800 --> 01:47:55,880
Speaker 10: The paint and stuff like that.

2056
01:47:56,240 --> 01:47:59,080
Speaker 12: I understand. So it's just a boyd now where you

2057
01:47:59,200 --> 01:48:01,360
Speaker 12: have to you have to manage your bunions.

2058
01:48:03,160 --> 01:48:04,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, or it it is me.

2059
01:48:04,920 --> 01:48:06,760
Speaker 28: It tells me what I'm allowed to do, what I

2060
01:48:06,840 --> 01:48:12,920
Speaker 28: ain't right, Okay, yeah, well I have to I have

2061
01:48:13,040 --> 01:48:14,719
Speaker 28: toack me for a couple of days.

2062
01:48:14,840 --> 01:48:18,040
Speaker 12: I have to assume sue that with something like bunions,

2063
01:48:18,080 --> 01:48:20,720
Speaker 12: you probably have to avoid like salt right, you don't

2064
01:48:20,760 --> 01:48:23,360
Speaker 12: want to, you don't want You're trying to minimize your inflammation.

2065
01:48:24,479 --> 01:48:28,439
Speaker 8: Yeah, well good for good luck for that, all right?

2066
01:48:28,600 --> 01:48:31,360
Speaker 2: Can you can you? And there's no way you can

2067
01:48:31,400 --> 01:48:33,280
Speaker 2: pop your toes back into place.

2068
01:48:33,200 --> 01:48:39,240
Speaker 10: Right like, oh god, now they're stuck, all make them

2069
01:48:39,280 --> 01:48:39,840
Speaker 10: go forward.

2070
01:48:40,120 --> 01:48:43,320
Speaker 2: I understand it sounds terrible, but you're managing it right.

2071
01:48:44,560 --> 01:48:47,439
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I know for a fact people got a

2072
01:48:47,479 --> 01:48:49,920
Speaker 10: worse than I do. And that's what I'm grateful. Every

2073
01:48:50,000 --> 01:48:52,120
Speaker 10: day I wake up and say, hey.

2074
01:48:52,080 --> 01:48:55,960
Speaker 2: God, I'll tell you what the yea god?

2075
01:48:56,439 --> 01:48:56,599
Speaker 17: Right?

2076
01:48:57,720 --> 01:49:00,280
Speaker 4: God, you don't believe, but I do.

2077
01:49:00,680 --> 01:49:03,800
Speaker 12: I don't, and you know I don't believe. I'm an

2078
01:49:03,840 --> 01:49:09,479
Speaker 12: atheist and yet I don't have bunions, So imagine that. Yeah,

2079
01:49:09,560 --> 01:49:11,120
Speaker 12: there's no there's no justice.

2080
01:49:12,479 --> 01:49:14,760
Speaker 2: Justice right. Yeah, but you're a couple of years older

2081
01:49:14,800 --> 01:49:18,439
Speaker 2: than me. I know that I wrote down.

2082
01:49:18,560 --> 01:49:22,679
Speaker 10: I wrote down something for another T shirt. Yeah, says,

2083
01:49:22,760 --> 01:49:30,200
Speaker 10: the order you get, the quicker you get old. I

2084
01:49:30,320 --> 01:49:32,519
Speaker 10: still got to get that other one we were talking about.

2085
01:49:32,960 --> 01:49:34,799
Speaker 2: And what was the other one? Refreshed my memory?

2086
01:49:39,040 --> 01:49:41,840
Speaker 8: I'm good, good, what was it?

2087
01:49:44,600 --> 01:49:44,760
Speaker 15: Oh?

2088
01:49:45,200 --> 01:49:46,760
Speaker 10: I did that in my head because I was going

2089
01:49:46,800 --> 01:49:51,360
Speaker 10: to tell you. Oh, I couldn't give less even if

2090
01:49:51,400 --> 01:49:53,080
Speaker 10: I tried.

2091
01:49:55,960 --> 01:49:58,160
Speaker 2: All right, thank you to care less doing this.

2092
01:49:58,280 --> 01:49:58,679
Speaker 23: I tried.

2093
01:49:58,720 --> 01:50:00,719
Speaker 4: I love you day that you take.

2094
01:50:00,560 --> 01:50:01,640
Speaker 2: Care of yourself.

2095
01:50:04,400 --> 01:50:05,120
Speaker 16: Dealing with some.

2096
01:50:06,640 --> 01:50:10,120
Speaker 8: Issues. Bunyons.

2097
01:50:10,520 --> 01:50:15,400
Speaker 24: Yeah, that was a lot, Sue.

2098
01:50:16,280 --> 01:50:18,360
Speaker 2: That's why you can't believe in a benevolent gods.

2099
01:50:19,800 --> 01:50:20,760
Speaker 8: Very deptive.

2100
01:50:24,000 --> 01:50:25,679
Speaker 2: Listen, man, this is the eard of the mind.

2101
01:50:25,840 --> 01:50:26,080
Speaker 7: Rob.

2102
01:50:26,200 --> 01:50:33,599
Speaker 12: I need a very descriptive explanation. I don't think I listen.

2103
01:50:34,360 --> 01:50:37,320
Speaker 12: I like her outlook on life. She's like, yeah, I

2104
01:50:37,400 --> 01:50:41,120
Speaker 12: got bunions. Yeah, my toes are all running away from

2105
01:50:41,160 --> 01:50:41,519
Speaker 12: each other.

2106
01:50:41,920 --> 01:50:43,840
Speaker 2: But at least I have feet. But for how long?

2107
01:50:45,040 --> 01:50:49,320
Speaker 12: Well, I mean, I don't know, but for now, for now,

2108
01:50:49,520 --> 01:50:51,280
Speaker 12: she has feet. I just assume it's going to be

2109
01:50:51,320 --> 01:50:56,720
Speaker 12: a past tense type of thing very soon. Alan Porsu's

2110
01:50:56,760 --> 01:50:59,720
Speaker 12: toes probably look like somebody spilled the shrimp cocktail on

2111
01:50:59,760 --> 01:51:01,720
Speaker 12: the fluck.

2112
01:51:04,240 --> 01:51:09,439
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, horrendous bunions tomorrow night. However, two hours

2113
01:51:09,479 --> 01:51:09,880
Speaker 2: to midnight.

2114
01:51:09,920 --> 01:51:13,600
Speaker 12: I'm very excited to play them for you, like in

2115
01:51:13,720 --> 01:51:16,160
Speaker 12: Parmisaning Funky Cold Lymphedema.

2116
01:51:16,920 --> 01:51:18,160
Speaker 2: Right, thank you, Mike. All done.

2117
01:51:19,880 --> 01:51:26,160
Speaker 12: Sue's footprints probably look like Google maps right Land of

2118
01:51:26,280 --> 01:51:33,840
Speaker 12: ten Thousand Lakes A Teddy, Hello, Teddy, This is Teddy.

2119
01:51:35,240 --> 01:51:37,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, this's Teddy. What's up, Teddy?

2120
01:51:38,479 --> 01:51:39,080
Speaker 1: What's going on?

2121
01:51:39,280 --> 01:51:39,439
Speaker 8: Man?

2122
01:51:39,479 --> 01:51:40,320
Speaker 1: How are you today?

2123
01:51:40,640 --> 01:51:45,439
Speaker 2: Hanging out? Yeah? How everyone doing?

2124
01:51:45,479 --> 01:51:45,559
Speaker 11: There?

2125
01:51:45,720 --> 01:51:48,040
Speaker 1: Used to be an intern for the Maxwell Show.

2126
01:51:48,040 --> 01:51:49,240
Speaker 2: I don't know how many people are.

2127
01:51:49,160 --> 01:51:52,720
Speaker 1: Still around, but I just wanted to call and see

2128
01:51:52,760 --> 01:51:55,000
Speaker 1: what was going on. I used to be, you know,

2129
01:51:55,360 --> 01:51:58,160
Speaker 1: former graduate of the House Center for Broadcasting.

2130
01:51:59,320 --> 01:51:59,600
Speaker 10: You know it.

2131
01:52:00,040 --> 01:52:03,000
Speaker 1: It'd be awesome if you guys could kind of, you know,

2132
01:52:03,200 --> 01:52:05,320
Speaker 1: point me in the right direction. Maybe you'd get an

2133
01:52:05,400 --> 01:52:08,280
Speaker 1: unpaid internship. You know, I'm sober now. I got to

2134
01:52:08,320 --> 01:52:09,760
Speaker 1: do volunteer work.

2135
01:52:09,920 --> 01:52:12,400
Speaker 12: So oh boy, I mean we don't we don't have it.

2136
01:52:12,600 --> 01:52:14,639
Speaker 12: But you were already an intern, Teddy.

2137
01:52:15,760 --> 01:52:19,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was an intern before I even went to OCB.

2138
01:52:20,439 --> 01:52:20,639
Speaker 2: Yep.

2139
01:52:20,880 --> 01:52:26,880
Speaker 1: So you know what happened was what had happened was I, uh,

2140
01:52:27,560 --> 01:52:30,120
Speaker 1: I had a beer at like the Saint Patti's Day

2141
01:52:30,640 --> 01:52:35,120
Speaker 1: Extravaganza where they were broadcasting from the Harry Buffalo and

2142
01:52:35,200 --> 01:52:37,400
Speaker 1: then like the next time we went to the Velvet Dog,

2143
01:52:37,520 --> 01:52:39,559
Speaker 1: I had a few more beers, you know, and they

2144
01:52:40,680 --> 01:52:43,360
Speaker 1: they kind of let me go. So you know, that's

2145
01:52:43,400 --> 01:52:44,080
Speaker 1: one of those.

2146
01:52:44,439 --> 01:52:46,240
Speaker 12: Yeah, but we all but we all have Teddy, we

2147
01:52:46,280 --> 01:52:48,800
Speaker 12: all have beers at events. Did you get rowdy or

2148
01:52:48,880 --> 01:52:49,800
Speaker 12: did you get to Yeah?

2149
01:52:49,920 --> 01:52:50,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, no I didn't.

2150
01:52:50,720 --> 01:52:53,479
Speaker 1: I didn't get rowdy. What it was was, I just

2151
01:52:53,640 --> 01:52:56,759
Speaker 1: started and it was kind of like, who's this dude,

2152
01:52:57,080 --> 01:53:00,280
Speaker 1: you know, not even asking permission, sneaking on off and

2153
01:53:00,760 --> 01:53:02,760
Speaker 1: choking beers real quick and coming back.

2154
01:53:02,760 --> 01:53:05,320
Speaker 2: Like it held my energy for the promotions, you know,

2155
01:53:06,080 --> 01:53:09,839
Speaker 2: but you mean instead of you mean, instead of of working,

2156
01:53:10,080 --> 01:53:12,120
Speaker 2: you were drinking on the side there.

2157
01:53:13,920 --> 01:53:15,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, like if I had two or three minutes, you know,

2158
01:53:15,960 --> 01:53:18,639
Speaker 1: I'd go run to the bar real quick, have a drink,

2159
01:53:18,680 --> 01:53:20,160
Speaker 1: and then come back to my work.

2160
01:53:20,320 --> 01:53:20,479
Speaker 9: You know.

2161
01:53:20,920 --> 01:53:22,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd only be gone.

2162
01:53:22,000 --> 01:53:23,680
Speaker 1: For a couple of minutes at a time. But you know,

2163
01:53:23,760 --> 01:53:25,639
Speaker 1: it's not something you want to do when you're trying

2164
01:53:25,640 --> 01:53:26,040
Speaker 1: to get your.

2165
01:53:26,000 --> 01:53:28,600
Speaker 12: Foot in the door, you know, I see, well, what

2166
01:53:28,720 --> 01:53:30,680
Speaker 12: were you trying to do? What did you want to

2167
01:53:30,800 --> 01:53:32,439
Speaker 12: do if you got your foot in the door. I mean,

2168
01:53:32,479 --> 01:53:34,599
Speaker 12: we don't have an internship program, Teddy.

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Speaker 1: Oh you don't anymore.

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Speaker 2: We haven't had interns for a long time now.

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Speaker 12: There were too many of them that thought that they

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01:53:41,600 --> 01:53:44,080
Speaker 12: should have gotten paid and started suing the company. And

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01:53:44,200 --> 01:53:46,519
Speaker 12: so the company was like, yeah, I think we're okay,

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Speaker 12: and so now we have you know, co hosts, answering

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Speaker 12: phones and things like that.

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01:53:52,000 --> 01:53:54,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot of fun, fun for them, A

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Speaker 2: lofty idea.

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Speaker 1: That's a lofty idea for me. You know, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you guys would. I got plenty of material,

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01:54:02,000 --> 01:54:06,960
Speaker 1: but you know, I don't think i'd be allowed to.

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Speaker 2: Be a co host.

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: I wasn't talking about you, Teddy. I was talking about

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01:54:12,600 --> 01:54:16,960
Speaker 12: my current Yeah. Listen, what do you do now, Teddy?

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01:54:18,720 --> 01:54:25,120
Speaker 1: Right now, I am currently taking care of some sobriety issues.

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Speaker 24: I had just.

2187
01:54:28,560 --> 01:54:32,080
Speaker 1: Dealt with some troubles with the law, and what I

2188
01:54:32,200 --> 01:54:35,080
Speaker 1: do now, I'm at a sober house and you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm working my steps.

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Speaker 12: You thought that, I mean, I applaud you. You thought

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Speaker 12: that that was a good time to get into an

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Speaker 12: internship program. It sounds like you got to focus on

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Speaker 12: your recovery Teddy.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely. I mean I had idea for like I

2195
01:54:55,400 --> 01:54:59,800
Speaker 1: think you were talking about, like sober sober radio, recovery radio,

2196
01:55:00,120 --> 01:55:02,320
Speaker 1: you know, like you could make a whole XM station.

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Speaker 2: I was not serious. Yeah, listen to you.

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Speaker 12: I wish you nothing but the best, Teddy, and uh

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01:55:11,680 --> 01:55:16,839
Speaker 12: good to hear from the Ellen Cox Show seven w MMS.

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01:55:17,880 --> 01:55:19,840
Speaker 2: When the world just seems.

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01:55:19,560 --> 01:55:24,560
Speaker 3: Too crazy, gaze into the eyes of a child because

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01:55:24,600 --> 01:55:28,440
Speaker 3: you'll probably find a booger And man, is that a

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01:55:28,520 --> 01:55:29,480
Speaker 3: hoof Allen.

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Speaker 2: Cox Show on one hundred point seven WMMS.

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01:55:57,160 --> 01:55:57,840
Speaker 25: You know who this is?

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01:55:57,960 --> 01:56:04,440
Speaker 2: Rob Oh, we got the technical difficulties.

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01:56:05,280 --> 01:56:08,760
Speaker 12: Hugh Anthony Craig the Third, better known as Huey lewis

2208
01:56:09,560 --> 01:56:09,920
Speaker 12: this guy.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.

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01:56:12,960 --> 01:56:15,520
Speaker 12: When my friend was in from Saint Louis, she and

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01:56:15,600 --> 01:56:17,840
Speaker 12: her husband, we were having a couple of drinks before

2212
01:56:17,880 --> 01:56:19,920
Speaker 12: the nine inch Nails show. They had come in for that,

2213
01:56:21,200 --> 01:56:24,520
Speaker 12: just to reiterate how varied people's musical taste can be.

2214
01:56:25,240 --> 01:56:27,600
Speaker 12: I know that mine run mcgammut, I love Seely Dan,

2215
01:56:27,680 --> 01:56:30,440
Speaker 12: I love Lama God and a lot of things in between.

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01:56:31,760 --> 01:56:35,000
Speaker 12: And I mentioned this because my friend's husband they came

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01:56:35,040 --> 01:56:36,960
Speaker 12: all the way to Cleveland from Saint Louis, because Nine

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01:56:37,000 --> 01:56:39,840
Speaker 12: Inch Nails is his second favorite is his favorite band.

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01:56:40,000 --> 01:56:43,760
Speaker 12: Second favorite band, Huey Lewis and the News his second

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01:56:43,800 --> 01:56:47,560
Speaker 12: favorite band. Our good buddy Jesse Schultz, who works for

2221
01:56:47,640 --> 01:56:53,080
Speaker 12: this company huge Huey Lewis band, right, And so now

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Speaker 12: Huey Lewis sadly he doesn't perform anymore because he is

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01:56:56,240 --> 01:56:59,640
Speaker 12: largely he's gone deaf. He's got something called many airs disease,

2224
01:57:00,280 --> 01:57:02,960
Speaker 12: which is like an infection of the inner ear or

2225
01:57:03,080 --> 01:57:05,879
Speaker 12: something where you get ten of this and you get vertigo,

2226
01:57:06,160 --> 01:57:09,280
Speaker 12: and he can barely so he can't hear music anymore.

2227
01:57:09,280 --> 01:57:11,560
Speaker 12: I mean, I can't imagine a worse fate for a

2228
01:57:11,680 --> 01:57:15,320
Speaker 12: musician than not being able to hear or perform music.

2229
01:57:15,360 --> 01:57:18,400
Speaker 12: But he finds different ways to be creative. And I

2230
01:57:18,520 --> 01:57:22,000
Speaker 12: only mention this because I was telling my friend's husband.

2231
01:57:22,040 --> 01:57:24,440
Speaker 12: I go, I'm never mad when I hear Huey Lewis.

2232
01:57:24,920 --> 01:57:27,000
Speaker 12: He's not like a guy that I normally think of.

2233
01:57:27,120 --> 01:57:29,400
Speaker 12: It's not somebody who pops up in a playlist of mine.

2234
01:57:29,680 --> 01:57:32,800
Speaker 12: But I'm never mad when I hear Huey Lewis. One

2235
01:57:32,840 --> 01:57:35,440
Speaker 12: of the first people I was ever asked on this

2236
01:57:35,600 --> 01:57:39,560
Speaker 12: show by the audience to hit the post. When when

2237
01:57:39,840 --> 01:57:42,840
Speaker 12: people started to get hit to hitting the post, somebody

2238
01:57:42,880 --> 01:57:45,600
Speaker 12: asked me to hit the post on Huey Lewis from Huey.

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Speaker 16: Lewis, you going to see this in the movie, hu

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Speaker 16: Lewis sounds the news of her brother, one of the

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Speaker 16: boys five.

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01:57:57,960 --> 01:57:59,000
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a laborer love.

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Speaker 12: There's nothing wrong with that at all, but that Huey Lewis,

2244
01:58:02,680 --> 01:58:06,440
Speaker 12: who also, by the way, I try to remind myself

2245
01:58:06,480 --> 01:58:07,800
Speaker 12: of this all the time. I try to be a

2246
01:58:07,880 --> 01:58:09,560
Speaker 12: glass half full guy. You got to take the rough

2247
01:58:09,600 --> 01:58:11,280
Speaker 12: with the smooth. I said it moments ago.

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01:58:14,040 --> 01:58:14,240
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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01:58:14,320 --> 01:58:18,400
Speaker 12: Sure, Huey Lewis has many years disease. It's impossible really

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Speaker 12: for him to hear or perform music. But the guy's

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01:58:21,000 --> 01:58:23,520
Speaker 12: got a knees shooter too. This guy has a kidney

2252
01:58:23,560 --> 01:58:26,960
Speaker 12: cracker the likes of Witch. The guy's seventy five years

2253
01:58:26,960 --> 01:58:30,360
Speaker 12: old and he's tucking it into his sock. So I

2254
01:58:30,520 --> 01:58:36,440
Speaker 12: guess that has got to be a glass half full

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Speaker 12: type situation. There is a Lyssa I'm a sucker for

2256
01:58:41,280 --> 01:58:45,960
Speaker 12: a mashup and yeah it's pretty corny. But they're doing

2257
01:58:46,040 --> 01:58:50,760
Speaker 12: something called quack to the future outside of Detroit and

2258
01:58:51,160 --> 01:58:56,640
Speaker 12: more ducks huh oh good, more ducks and Huey Lewis

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01:58:56,800 --> 01:59:00,200
Speaker 12: is somehow going to be part of that. But Yuey

2260
01:59:00,280 --> 01:59:03,240
Speaker 12: Lewis in the news boy anytime I hear him. And again,

2261
01:59:03,600 --> 01:59:07,480
Speaker 12: he's seventy five years old. But if you want to

2262
01:59:07,560 --> 01:59:13,400
Speaker 12: have a high old time, read Huey Lewis's r Wikipedia page,

2263
01:59:14,120 --> 01:59:17,120
Speaker 12: because this guy has kind of been kind of like

2264
01:59:17,400 --> 01:59:20,120
Speaker 12: Zelig too. He has been in the background of a

2265
01:59:20,280 --> 01:59:24,880
Speaker 12: lot of people's musical endeavors. He was in a band

2266
01:59:24,960 --> 01:59:29,520
Speaker 12: called Clover in the early seventies and they were best

2267
01:59:29,560 --> 01:59:33,400
Speaker 12: known for being Elvis Costello's backing band. So that's kind

2268
01:59:33,440 --> 01:59:39,760
Speaker 12: of how Huey Lewis started. And his dad was a

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01:59:39,920 --> 01:59:42,840
Speaker 12: lawyer or something. He was born in New York, but

2270
01:59:42,920 --> 01:59:48,080
Speaker 12: his dad was a da outside of Boston, and his

2271
01:59:48,280 --> 01:59:52,240
Speaker 12: mom had an affair with Lou Welch, who was one

2272
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Speaker 12: of the big beat poets back in the day, and

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01:59:55,760 --> 02:00:00,000
Speaker 12: then that became his stepdad. But Huey Lewis got gone

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Speaker 12: with like a lot of other people, and he backed

2275
02:00:04,840 --> 02:00:09,240
Speaker 12: up He backed up Elvis Costella for a while. But anyway,

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Speaker 12: all of that pales in comparison to the fact that

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Speaker 12: this guy has got a duct tape his joint to

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Speaker 12: the inside of his day right went to Cornell University.

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Speaker 2: Confirmed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I told you I had a girl that I

2281
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Speaker 3: dated and just after high school her mom used to

2282
02:00:26,480 --> 02:00:30,520
Speaker 3: date the drummer of uh well date course of course.

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Speaker 2: Uh and yeah, humongous hog. She'd seen it.

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02:00:34,920 --> 02:00:37,880
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's like free way Bill from the Tubes. My

2285
02:00:37,960 --> 02:00:40,840
Speaker 12: ex wife is good friends with fee Waybill, and I

2286
02:00:41,000 --> 02:00:41,760
Speaker 12: love the Tubes.

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02:00:42,720 --> 02:00:43,840
Speaker 2: She's a beauty.

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02:00:44,160 --> 02:00:46,680
Speaker 12: Yeah, fee way Bill has got a kickstand man. This

2289
02:00:46,800 --> 02:00:49,720
Speaker 12: guy can lean forward and he won't fall on his face.

2290
02:00:51,000 --> 02:00:51,840
Speaker 2: He really does.

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Speaker 3: And good for him, right, good for him. Sorry for

2292
02:00:57,920 --> 02:01:01,280
Speaker 3: all the craziness there. I spilled water right as we

2293
02:01:01,360 --> 02:01:02,040
Speaker 3: were coming back.

2294
02:01:01,960 --> 02:01:06,120
Speaker 2: From break on. I count on you to be the professional.

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Speaker 8: I mean it was.

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Speaker 2: That was when I tell you close. I mean like

2297
02:01:09,840 --> 02:01:12,080
Speaker 2: that was right on the video stuff just about it.

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Speaker 12: I wasn't sure at first what was happening. I thought

2299
02:01:15,080 --> 02:01:17,240
Speaker 12: something got unplugged. You're like, who's this and then I

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02:01:17,320 --> 02:01:22,640
Speaker 12: saw it, and then I saw you coming with paper towels.

2301
02:01:22,680 --> 02:01:25,120
Speaker 12: I was like, oh, yeah, I didn't know something got

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Speaker 12: into the machinery.

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02:01:26,360 --> 02:01:30,120
Speaker 2: Or it was close. It was close, not like I'm

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02:01:30,160 --> 02:01:32,560
Speaker 2: working with a ton of audio and video equipment orning

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Speaker 2: and open cups of water rock.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 2: Come you think I'm a professional, Well listen, I'll make mistakes.

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02:01:43,680 --> 02:01:44,360
Speaker 8: I don't have to tell you.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure the last time I spilled something. Mmm

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02:01:53,160 --> 02:01:58,320
Speaker 2: mm hmm. Man. That was close. It was like that

2311
02:01:58,440 --> 02:02:02,280
Speaker 2: bounty commercial where it's reaping towards something. Everybody goes.

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Speaker 12: Right, Yeah, you see those commercials where they knock some

2313
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Speaker 12: water over in slow motion.

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Speaker 2: It hit my keyboard, but that was it. So thankfully

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Speaker 2: it didn't didn't do a whole It didn't gum up

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02:02:14,280 --> 02:02:16,920
Speaker 2: the works or anything like that. No, okay, thank.

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Speaker 3: God, Oh goodness, that's exactly it. That was like running

2318
02:02:22,080 --> 02:02:25,160
Speaker 3: trying to catch it. I pushed it all off then

2319
02:02:25,240 --> 02:02:28,480
Speaker 3: of the floor, and I got a bunch on Gen's chairs.

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Speaker 3: So if that's try tomorrow. Sorry Jen.

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Speaker 2: Why is jud Patshadow's seat so wet?

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Speaker 15: Noose?

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Speaker 2: At eleven on nineteen blame Rob Anthony, Wow, Jeff and

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02:02:42,560 --> 02:02:43,920
Speaker 2: Walton Hills. Alan.

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Speaker 12: Yesterday, you got snippy about seeing tucka muck first run.

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02:02:48,680 --> 02:02:51,680
Speaker 12: No I didn't, I said I didn't see it first run.

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02:02:51,720 --> 02:02:55,120
Speaker 12: It's from nineteen fifty four. Sorry, we forgot your parents

2328
02:02:55,160 --> 02:02:57,440
Speaker 12: are strict and didn't think three was old enough to

2329
02:02:57,480 --> 02:03:03,040
Speaker 12: watch cartoons. Well, listen cable, right, we only had four channels.

2330
02:03:03,320 --> 02:03:06,520
Speaker 12: We had the local affiliates. We had the PBS channel

2331
02:03:06,680 --> 02:03:10,080
Speaker 12: Channel eleven in Chicago, and once in a while, on

2332
02:03:10,200 --> 02:03:12,839
Speaker 12: like a rainy night, we would get some television stations

2333
02:03:13,120 --> 02:03:18,760
Speaker 12: from Wisconsin. And but you know, public television is where

2334
02:03:18,760 --> 02:03:22,440
Speaker 12: I got into Monty Python and Blackadder and those kinds

2335
02:03:22,440 --> 02:03:22,720
Speaker 12: of shows.

2336
02:03:22,720 --> 02:03:24,160
Speaker 2: They would show them on Saturday nights.

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02:03:25,880 --> 02:03:30,240
Speaker 12: But yeah, I f cable and so I had like

2338
02:03:30,440 --> 02:03:33,520
Speaker 12: Best of Looney Tunes or something on VHS, and ducka

2339
02:03:33,600 --> 02:03:36,240
Speaker 12: Muck was part of that, and to this day it

2340
02:03:36,440 --> 02:03:41,720
Speaker 12: remains probably my favorite cartoon. But no, I did not

2341
02:03:41,840 --> 02:03:44,320
Speaker 12: watch it first run. It was from I didn't realize

2342
02:03:44,360 --> 02:03:46,240
Speaker 12: how old it was until I googled it. It's from

2343
02:03:46,320 --> 02:03:49,720
Speaker 12: nineteen fifty four. Alan, I have a bunch of ducks

2344
02:03:49,800 --> 02:03:52,280
Speaker 12: across the street from me. I live at Lorraine in

2345
02:03:52,360 --> 02:03:56,160
Speaker 12: one seventeenth and they're making that laughing noise all day long.

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02:03:56,520 --> 02:03:59,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, they make the noise all day long. Right, that's

2347
02:03:59,800 --> 02:04:00,800
Speaker 2: where Rob's backyard.

2348
02:04:03,720 --> 02:04:07,480
Speaker 12: Aaron and Ackron correctly pointing out they've never even considered

2349
02:04:07,640 --> 02:04:10,520
Speaker 12: Huey Lewis for induction into the rock and Roll Hall

2350
02:04:10,520 --> 02:04:10,840
Speaker 12: of Fame.

2351
02:04:10,880 --> 02:04:13,160
Speaker 2: I wonder why that is. It's not that he's not

2352
02:04:13,240 --> 02:04:14,120
Speaker 2: a prolific guy.

2353
02:04:14,360 --> 02:04:14,520
Speaker 15: Right.

2354
02:04:15,080 --> 02:04:17,920
Speaker 2: You never see Huey Lewis's name associated with the rock

2355
02:04:17,920 --> 02:04:18,760
Speaker 2: and Roll Hall of Fame.

2356
02:04:18,880 --> 02:04:19,080
Speaker 15: Nope.

2357
02:04:19,080 --> 02:04:21,640
Speaker 2: But I always well you you can.

2358
02:04:21,600 --> 02:04:23,640
Speaker 12: Never make the case that he's not rock and roll.

2359
02:04:24,480 --> 02:04:26,280
Speaker 12: He told you the heart of rock and roll was

2360
02:04:26,320 --> 02:04:34,960
Speaker 12: still beating in Cleveland. Yeah, Detroit, how that rock and roll.

2361
02:04:35,720 --> 02:04:37,800
Speaker 12: Roth used that he could have done a part. He

2362
02:04:37,840 --> 02:04:40,000
Speaker 12: could have done it, David Lee Roth going out with

2363
02:04:41,520 --> 02:04:47,880
Speaker 12: how to rock and Roll? Great song? Now I am

2364
02:04:48,160 --> 02:04:50,000
Speaker 12: partial to I know, a heart of rock and roll,

2365
02:04:50,040 --> 02:04:52,760
Speaker 12: big big song. H for Huey Lewis and the News.

2366
02:04:52,960 --> 02:04:56,000
Speaker 12: I am partial to heart and soul. That's one I

2367
02:04:57,000 --> 02:05:00,960
Speaker 12: They're all good. Alan Huey Lows played harmonica on a

2368
02:05:01,000 --> 02:05:02,840
Speaker 12: lot of Finn Lizzy. Right, That's what I was thinking

2369
02:05:02,920 --> 02:05:04,960
Speaker 12: of Finn Lizzy. I knew it didn't begin an in

2370
02:05:05,080 --> 02:05:07,800
Speaker 12: with Elvis Costello. He wrote with Phil Lennett.

2371
02:05:07,800 --> 02:05:08,360
Speaker 2: That's what I mean.

2372
02:05:08,520 --> 02:05:13,160
Speaker 12: Like, Huey Lewis was a guy back then, right, Phil

2373
02:05:13,200 --> 02:05:17,640
Speaker 12: Lennitt kind of took him under his wing, which makes sense, right,

2374
02:05:18,880 --> 02:05:23,280
Speaker 12: Phil Lynnett a black British guy or Irish rather, He's like,

2375
02:05:23,800 --> 02:05:28,000
Speaker 12: look at this cracker with the schwong, let's figure this

2376
02:05:28,120 --> 02:05:36,360
Speaker 12: out showing him up. Yeah, Ellen, it's about time we

2377
02:05:36,480 --> 02:05:40,200
Speaker 12: blame that wet seed on the CLI Rattler. Listen, congratulations, Robert,

2378
02:05:44,280 --> 02:05:46,280
Speaker 12: Alan Finn Lizzy not being in the Rock and Roll

2379
02:05:46,320 --> 02:05:47,240
Speaker 12: Hall of Fame is insane.

2380
02:05:47,480 --> 02:05:51,160
Speaker 2: Yes, I agree. I agree, man, there's a billion of them.

2381
02:05:51,160 --> 02:05:52,360
Speaker 2: I should do another one of those weekends.

2382
02:05:52,400 --> 02:05:55,040
Speaker 12: It's been a while snubble shot bands that have not

2383
02:05:55,160 --> 02:05:57,520
Speaker 12: been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

2384
02:05:58,600 --> 02:06:00,280
Speaker 12: I mean, if you were going to do top ten

2385
02:06:00,760 --> 02:06:04,440
Speaker 12: rock songs, I'd easily put jail break on them.

2386
02:06:04,640 --> 02:06:06,720
Speaker 2: Of course, you know everybody would immediately.

2387
02:06:07,400 --> 02:06:08,960
Speaker 12: You know, for a lot of people, they could immediately

2388
02:06:09,080 --> 02:06:12,080
Speaker 12: fill it up with the Stones or Zeppelin or whatever.

2389
02:06:12,280 --> 02:06:16,320
Speaker 2: I would put jail break on there. Somewhere tonight, he's

2390
02:06:16,400 --> 02:06:18,000
Speaker 2: mowed up to jail bree.

2391
02:06:18,160 --> 02:06:22,200
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's all you get. I like that, Alan, What

2392
02:06:22,280 --> 02:06:24,920
Speaker 12: is that sitting against the bureau chief map? That is

2393
02:06:25,240 --> 02:06:30,400
Speaker 12: a listener's really really poor attempted humor. Somebody sent Rob

2394
02:06:30,600 --> 02:06:36,040
Speaker 12: a parrot head parking only sign HM because of course Rob, Hey,

2395
02:06:36,080 --> 02:06:41,240
Speaker 12: I'm working, Because of course Rob loads anything associated with one.

2396
02:06:41,400 --> 02:06:46,440
Speaker 12: James Buffett Esquire, Yeah, doesn't like the music, stops short

2397
02:06:46,560 --> 02:06:49,640
Speaker 12: of celebrating his demise. Would never He's not a monster,

2398
02:06:50,600 --> 02:06:54,040
Speaker 12: but certainly doesn't enjoy the music. Sewan and Bedford. I

2399
02:06:54,080 --> 02:06:58,480
Speaker 12: think Rob's only legal natural solution is hoping that local

2400
02:06:58,600 --> 02:07:00,760
Speaker 12: birds of prey, we'll figure out.

2401
02:07:00,600 --> 02:07:02,560
Speaker 2: Where those dice. I think they bring them in at night.

2402
02:07:02,720 --> 02:07:05,000
Speaker 12: Well I was gonna say, though, don't birds of prey

2403
02:07:05,200 --> 02:07:09,600
Speaker 12: go after well, they don't go after other am I

2404
02:07:09,680 --> 02:07:10,400
Speaker 12: completely wrong?

2405
02:07:10,520 --> 02:07:12,440
Speaker 2: No, I think they would. They go after ducks. I

2406
02:07:12,520 --> 02:07:14,040
Speaker 2: think they would go an I mean, if they're hungry enough,

2407
02:07:14,040 --> 02:07:14,840
Speaker 2: I think you go after anything.

2408
02:07:14,920 --> 02:07:15,040
Speaker 13: Right.

2409
02:07:16,280 --> 02:07:18,800
Speaker 2: Well, I thought that they were like focused on carrion.

2410
02:07:20,040 --> 02:07:20,440
Speaker 2: Maybe not.

2411
02:07:20,760 --> 02:07:22,960
Speaker 12: You know, everybody's got stories of like birds that'll come

2412
02:07:23,000 --> 02:07:25,160
Speaker 12: down and like grab a cat or a hamster, little dog,

2413
02:07:25,440 --> 02:07:26,200
Speaker 12: so yeah, something like that.

2414
02:07:26,480 --> 02:07:28,240
Speaker 3: Hawks will to grab a little dogs and stuff. So

2415
02:07:28,320 --> 02:07:31,680
Speaker 3: maybe maybe that's what they're talking about ducks. But ye,

2416
02:07:31,840 --> 02:07:35,680
Speaker 3: look I don't know. Man, Oh God, triggering now here

2417
02:07:35,720 --> 02:07:38,000
Speaker 3: at work. You're gonna get it from me now look,

2418
02:07:38,040 --> 02:07:41,080
Speaker 3: I now imagine this, right yeah. And I go outside

2419
02:07:41,440 --> 02:07:44,720
Speaker 3: and I'm trying to have a beer grilling after a

2420
02:07:44,840 --> 02:07:47,040
Speaker 3: long day of work.

2421
02:07:47,760 --> 02:07:49,240
Speaker 2: They see they say I did air quotes, and I

2422
02:07:49,280 --> 02:07:52,400
Speaker 2: said work. Yeah, and I listen to that. That's what

2423
02:07:52,440 --> 02:07:55,800
Speaker 2: I'm hearing the entire time. Could you speaking of grilling?

2424
02:07:55,920 --> 02:08:00,320
Speaker 2: You know where I'm going. Oh, this guy goes out

2425
02:08:00,400 --> 02:08:03,960
Speaker 2: and every day there's one less duck, yeah, and he

2426
02:08:04,120 --> 02:08:05,640
Speaker 2: just smells duck breasts.

2427
02:08:05,720 --> 02:08:09,760
Speaker 12: And then one morning he goes out and it's silent. Yeah,

2428
02:08:09,840 --> 02:08:13,280
Speaker 12: there is a single duck making a single noise. And

2429
02:08:13,440 --> 02:08:16,880
Speaker 12: over that period of time he puts two and two together.

2430
02:08:16,920 --> 02:08:19,600
Speaker 12: He's like, oh my god, it's like the end of

2431
02:08:19,880 --> 02:08:26,840
Speaker 12: the Usual Suspects. Right, Yeah, he goes, oh my god.

2432
02:08:26,960 --> 02:08:29,480
Speaker 12: Every night Rob has been grilling out there, and I

2433
02:08:29,640 --> 02:08:33,880
Speaker 12: never put it together until now. Is there any way

2434
02:08:33,920 --> 02:08:36,480
Speaker 12: that you could get out there undercover of moonlight? And

2435
02:08:36,640 --> 02:08:39,520
Speaker 12: maybe you know, listen, let's say what it is. You

2436
02:08:39,640 --> 02:08:42,600
Speaker 12: snap a duck's neck, you bring it back, you throw

2437
02:08:42,640 --> 02:08:46,880
Speaker 12: it on the grill, and you know, I think he

2438
02:08:46,920 --> 02:08:47,400
Speaker 12: brings them in.

2439
02:08:47,600 --> 02:08:51,360
Speaker 2: You've got neighbor pet al arrange. He brings them in.

2440
02:08:51,840 --> 02:08:53,320
Speaker 3: I think they put them in like the garage or

2441
02:08:53,400 --> 02:08:57,000
Speaker 3: something at night. Why, I don't know. Are they in

2442
02:08:57,120 --> 02:08:59,120
Speaker 3: a probably for the same reason they have twelve ducks,

2443
02:08:59,160 --> 02:08:59,280
Speaker 3: I know.

2444
02:08:59,360 --> 02:09:01,000
Speaker 2: But are they in a pen? Yeah?

2445
02:09:01,040 --> 02:09:02,520
Speaker 12: He has like a pen buill. You can see it

2446
02:09:02,680 --> 02:09:04,200
Speaker 12: kind of in that video I sent you. So I

2447
02:09:04,240 --> 02:09:06,680
Speaker 12: guess my question is what is the point of this?

2448
02:09:07,320 --> 02:09:10,160
Speaker 12: That's a great question, huh. And if I wasn't so.

2449
02:09:11,920 --> 02:09:14,760
Speaker 3: Anti talking to people I don't know, I would ask

2450
02:09:14,880 --> 02:09:17,560
Speaker 3: what the point of it is? I would rather just

2451
02:09:18,040 --> 02:09:20,240
Speaker 3: go on the radio and bitch about it. I understand,

2452
02:09:20,960 --> 02:09:23,000
Speaker 3: because that's a lot easier than actually having a talk

2453
02:09:23,080 --> 02:09:25,200
Speaker 3: to somebody who I don't know and out of the

2454
02:09:25,280 --> 02:09:27,360
Speaker 3: shoot don't want to talk to.

2455
02:09:27,520 --> 02:09:30,800
Speaker 12: Hey, listen, this is, for better or worse, where we

2456
02:09:31,000 --> 02:09:35,400
Speaker 12: come to air our grievances. Yep, it's where the audience

2457
02:09:35,520 --> 02:09:37,160
Speaker 12: sometimes comes to air their grievances.

2458
02:09:38,800 --> 02:09:41,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. I don't wish any harm on animals.

2459
02:09:41,320 --> 02:09:43,000
Speaker 2: I just I don't want ducks.

2460
02:09:43,280 --> 02:09:43,440
Speaker 21: I know.

2461
02:09:43,680 --> 02:09:45,840
Speaker 2: If I wanted ducks, I would have ducks. Doesn't mean

2462
02:09:45,840 --> 02:09:47,520
Speaker 2: they're not annoying, Oh, they're obnoxious.

2463
02:09:47,640 --> 02:09:50,720
Speaker 3: Beyond obnoxious, Like I said, especially the one that heard

2464
02:09:50,760 --> 02:09:54,160
Speaker 3: that joke every single time, every ten seconds.

2465
02:10:00,240 --> 02:10:01,120
Speaker 2: It's not that funny.

2466
02:10:01,560 --> 02:10:03,320
Speaker 12: You know you should do is you should go out there,

2467
02:10:03,400 --> 02:10:05,400
Speaker 12: and you did stand up back in the day. You

2468
02:10:05,560 --> 02:10:08,600
Speaker 12: should go out there and start telling jokes to them.

2469
02:10:08,720 --> 02:10:11,200
Speaker 12: Just stand there with a microphone that's not plugged in,

2470
02:10:11,800 --> 02:10:13,800
Speaker 12: and they just record yourself doing a set in front

2471
02:10:13,840 --> 02:10:16,480
Speaker 12: of these ducks, and then you edit it and then

2472
02:10:16,520 --> 02:10:18,000
Speaker 12: it sounds like they're just having a high old time.

2473
02:10:18,000 --> 02:10:20,680
Speaker 3: I'd be kind of funny to just just do straight

2474
02:10:20,800 --> 02:10:28,320
Speaker 3: duck humor. Duck walks into a bar, what did he say?

2475
02:10:28,560 --> 02:10:28,680
Speaker 2: Oh?

2476
02:10:30,080 --> 02:10:38,160
Speaker 12: I put it on my bill. See, you know, I

2477
02:10:38,440 --> 02:10:42,600
Speaker 12: like that way? Getting too much from him? But why

2478
02:10:42,800 --> 02:10:46,280
Speaker 12: was the baby duck sat? He was feeling down?

2479
02:10:46,560 --> 02:10:46,720
Speaker 16: Hey?

2480
02:10:51,000 --> 02:10:54,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, what do you guys like to eat with

2481
02:10:54,280 --> 02:11:03,840
Speaker 2: your cheese quackers? What time does a duck wake up

2482
02:11:03,880 --> 02:11:07,160
Speaker 2: in the morning? The quack of dawn?

2483
02:11:12,200 --> 02:11:12,800
Speaker 8: I might do it?

2484
02:11:13,160 --> 02:11:15,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not? Who's standing in the guy's backyard?

2485
02:11:16,680 --> 02:11:20,760
Speaker 12: Hi, everybody, Alan, I had a pet duck that was

2486
02:11:20,880 --> 02:11:23,920
Speaker 12: killed by a hawk. The hawk broker neck about that?

2487
02:11:24,960 --> 02:11:27,720
Speaker 12: You know what you should do? You should introduce your

2488
02:11:27,840 --> 02:11:33,040
Speaker 12: neighbor to your brand new pet coyote, right, I mean,

2489
02:11:33,240 --> 02:11:36,680
Speaker 12: if this person really wants ducks so badly, let's see

2490
02:11:36,720 --> 02:11:39,440
Speaker 12: how much they want, and when they're inside all day long?

2491
02:11:39,920 --> 02:11:42,400
Speaker 12: They're inside, not just at night. I can't imagine. How

2492
02:11:42,400 --> 02:11:49,520
Speaker 12: are they sleeping at night? Are ducks nocturnal? Alan, redtail

2493
02:11:49,560 --> 02:11:52,400
Speaker 12: and red shoulder hawks eat squirrels, rats, chipmunks, pigeons, turkey

2494
02:11:52,480 --> 02:11:57,040
Speaker 12: vultures only eat dead things. Eagles and osprey mainly eat fish.

2495
02:11:58,480 --> 02:12:05,600
Speaker 12: All right, thank you ornithologists. Are they raising? Leo wants

2496
02:12:05,640 --> 02:12:05,800
Speaker 12: to know.

2497
02:12:05,960 --> 02:12:09,520
Speaker 2: Are they raising those ducks to eventually eat them themselves?

2498
02:12:10,080 --> 02:12:12,360
Speaker 2: I don't know. Are they future food? I don't know.

2499
02:12:13,160 --> 02:12:16,440
Speaker 3: But I also know that they sell duck breast in

2500
02:12:16,720 --> 02:12:19,600
Speaker 3: every single grocery store, and there's like twelve of them

2501
02:12:19,600 --> 02:12:21,640
Speaker 3: in the Dina. Now go buy some.

2502
02:12:26,360 --> 02:12:30,440
Speaker 2: What do you see when a duck bends over? It's

2503
02:12:30,520 --> 02:12:31,120
Speaker 2: not quack.

2504
02:12:33,920 --> 02:12:37,800
Speaker 12: Maybe you should release thirty to fifty faral hogs into

2505
02:12:37,880 --> 02:12:38,640
Speaker 12: your backyard.

2506
02:12:39,520 --> 02:12:40,760
Speaker 2: See what happens there.

2507
02:12:41,880 --> 02:12:42,160
Speaker 29: Wow.

2508
02:12:43,040 --> 02:12:45,160
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, there's a lot of room to play

2509
02:12:45,320 --> 02:12:46,560
Speaker 2: with this duck situation.

2510
02:12:47,000 --> 02:12:47,320
Speaker 15: There is.

2511
02:12:48,120 --> 02:12:51,200
Speaker 3: See you're again, you said it yesterday or day before.

2512
02:12:51,280 --> 02:12:55,280
Speaker 3: You are first and foremost an optimist. I'm looking at

2513
02:12:55,320 --> 02:12:55,760
Speaker 3: the negative.

2514
02:12:55,960 --> 02:12:56,120
Speaker 10: I know.

2515
02:12:56,200 --> 02:12:58,920
Speaker 2: I'm just saying there's no downside to being an optimist.

2516
02:12:59,040 --> 02:12:59,160
Speaker 15: Right.

2517
02:12:59,240 --> 02:13:01,920
Speaker 12: If you go in thinking this is gonna work. When

2518
02:13:01,960 --> 02:13:03,840
Speaker 12: it doesn't, you go, okay, let's go on to the

2519
02:13:03,880 --> 02:13:05,600
Speaker 12: next thing. Then let's figure out something else.

2520
02:13:05,760 --> 02:13:07,840
Speaker 3: If I went and just did, I should dress up

2521
02:13:07,880 --> 02:13:09,680
Speaker 3: in like a leisure suit and just go do five

2522
02:13:09,760 --> 02:13:13,960
Speaker 3: minutes with the ducks, it'd be great. And imagine they

2523
02:13:14,080 --> 02:13:16,880
Speaker 3: just stop, like I'm that bad that they just stop laughing,

2524
02:13:17,040 --> 02:13:18,240
Speaker 3: like the quacking just ends.

2525
02:13:18,840 --> 02:13:20,400
Speaker 2: That's the way they can keep them at base to

2526
02:13:20,440 --> 02:13:22,600
Speaker 2: tell them bad jokes. And that's ultimately what you want.

2527
02:13:22,920 --> 02:13:24,560
Speaker 2: But then I have to go do stand up for ducks.

2528
02:13:26,000 --> 02:13:26,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, but.

2529
02:13:31,400 --> 02:13:32,360
Speaker 10: Tire out everybody.

2530
02:13:33,480 --> 02:13:44,440
Speaker 4: Hey, go out, hey duck. Couple of egg plans for

2531
02:13:44,520 --> 02:13:55,720
Speaker 4: the night out. Now they didn't image like that one.

2532
02:13:55,880 --> 02:13:58,040
Speaker 2: Hey the duck wants to the doctor when the doctor

2533
02:13:58,120 --> 02:14:00,680
Speaker 2: tell them you're fat, you know, perfect pillow health.

2534
02:14:07,560 --> 02:14:09,760
Speaker 4: I'm you guys, like, I'll tell you what. I've been

2535
02:14:09,960 --> 02:14:12,880
Speaker 4: on the road for a while here. What do you

2536
02:14:13,080 --> 02:14:16,600
Speaker 4: call a successful duck? A wattle citizen?

2537
02:14:18,680 --> 02:14:22,760
Speaker 2: That's my tim I'll be back tomorrow. I'll be back tomorrow,

2538
02:14:22,960 --> 02:14:24,840
Speaker 2: same time, same duck channel.

2539
02:14:29,960 --> 02:14:30,240
Speaker 16: Thank you.

2540
02:14:30,800 --> 02:14:36,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, the comedic silence rob affery, but duck.

2541
02:14:37,360 --> 02:14:40,280
Speaker 2: Comenium and he's a duck, but the ducks love him.

2542
02:14:40,840 --> 02:14:44,080
Speaker 2: The Allen Cox Show on one hundred point.

2543
02:14:47,200 --> 02:14:49,080
Speaker 15: All our Men and Women in Uniform.

2544
02:14:49,360 --> 02:14:51,879
Speaker 1: I've been a lifelong fan twenty years of military.

2545
02:14:52,000 --> 02:14:52,400
Speaker 4: Come back.

2546
02:14:53,000 --> 02:14:58,280
Speaker 2: Find your Afternoons show is horrible Thanks from The Allen

2547
02:14:58,400 --> 02:14:59,000
Speaker 2: Cox Show.

2548
02:14:59,600 --> 02:15:02,960
Speaker 11: Horrible on one hundred point SEVENMMS.

2549
02:15:03,520 --> 02:15:07,400
Speaker 12: I had a real weird transition from Sunday into Monday,

2550
02:15:07,400 --> 02:15:10,280
Speaker 12: and I don't know why. Usually when Sunday hits, I'm

2551
02:15:10,320 --> 02:15:14,680
Speaker 12: getting myself in show mode, except this Sunday was literally

2552
02:15:14,760 --> 02:15:15,360
Speaker 12: one of those days.

2553
02:15:15,400 --> 02:15:18,440
Speaker 2: I didn't do a frigging thing, and I wish that

2554
02:15:18,600 --> 02:15:21,600
Speaker 2: it had been awesome. I would love to tell you

2555
02:15:21,760 --> 02:15:27,240
Speaker 2: that it was awesome, and it just wasn't. Uh So

2556
02:15:27,480 --> 02:15:29,600
Speaker 2: maybe that threw me off. I don't know. So you

2557
02:15:29,720 --> 02:15:31,520
Speaker 2: really are one of those people that has to always

2558
02:15:31,560 --> 02:15:32,080
Speaker 2: be doing something.

2559
02:15:32,080 --> 02:15:34,520
Speaker 12: I mean, I'm not sitting there vibrating, but it's like,

2560
02:15:34,880 --> 02:15:38,560
Speaker 12: days are long, man when you're not. I don't understand.

2561
02:15:38,560 --> 02:15:42,080
Speaker 12: I don't know these people who have nothing to do

2562
02:15:42,440 --> 02:15:45,400
Speaker 12: and all day to do it. I'm like, how you're

2563
02:15:45,440 --> 02:15:50,040
Speaker 12: looking at one. Do you do nothing all day?

2564
02:15:50,640 --> 02:15:51,120
Speaker 7: All day?

2565
02:15:51,520 --> 02:15:56,000
Speaker 2: Love to have more of those days? Those are long days? Lovely?

2566
02:15:56,640 --> 02:15:59,360
Speaker 3: Well, what do you do. I want whatever I want

2567
02:16:00,280 --> 02:16:05,000
Speaker 3: TV all day and Crank went out me. If it's

2568
02:16:05,160 --> 02:16:10,160
Speaker 3: just me, Oh dude, I will I will do nothing. Yeah,

2569
02:16:10,720 --> 02:16:14,360
Speaker 3: all right, I will do once in a while. I'll

2570
02:16:14,360 --> 02:16:16,200
Speaker 3: be like, hey, I'm going to the movies. All right,

2571
02:16:16,960 --> 02:16:18,200
Speaker 3: I'll go to the movies by myself.

2572
02:16:18,280 --> 02:16:21,760
Speaker 2: That's fine. But that's like two hours and I'm like, okay,

2573
02:16:22,080 --> 02:16:23,040
Speaker 2: I'm back outside now.

2574
02:16:25,320 --> 02:16:25,760
Speaker 8: I got it.

2575
02:16:26,240 --> 02:16:29,600
Speaker 3: Watch all the Superman movies and then go see Superman.

2576
02:16:31,240 --> 02:16:33,720
Speaker 3: I do need to go see Superman. See that's gonna

2577
02:16:33,760 --> 02:16:36,400
Speaker 3: kill a whole day. Watch all the Christopher Reeve ones,

2578
02:16:36,680 --> 02:16:38,560
Speaker 3: and then watch uh uh.

2579
02:16:38,959 --> 02:16:41,200
Speaker 2: No, because I'm gonna get bored halfway through the first one.

2580
02:16:41,440 --> 02:16:43,039
Speaker 2: He'll be like, Okay, you know what I mean. Listen.

2581
02:16:43,040 --> 02:16:43,320
Speaker 2: I didn't.

2582
02:16:43,840 --> 02:16:46,000
Speaker 12: I didn't say it was easy. I'm not this is

2583
02:16:47,360 --> 02:16:50,119
Speaker 12: I wasn't looking for an easy solution. I'm just saying

2584
02:16:50,200 --> 02:16:52,400
Speaker 12: that I don't even consider it a problem.

2585
02:16:52,480 --> 02:16:52,600
Speaker 16: Here.

2586
02:16:52,640 --> 02:16:56,640
Speaker 3: You go, go watch Superman twice in the movies, watch

2587
02:16:56,720 --> 02:16:59,560
Speaker 3: it back to back, go out, have a little popcorn,

2588
02:16:59,680 --> 02:17:01,280
Speaker 3: take it up, go back in, watch it again.

2589
02:17:01,400 --> 02:17:03,280
Speaker 2: You ever snuck into a movie as an adult? Never?

2590
02:17:03,640 --> 02:17:06,039
Speaker 2: I never snuck in as a kid. I did one time.

2591
02:17:06,160 --> 02:17:09,560
Speaker 12: As a kid, I rode into the drive in in

2592
02:17:09,680 --> 02:17:16,680
Speaker 12: my buddy's trunk to see RoboCop because I wasn't of

2593
02:17:16,840 --> 02:17:18,480
Speaker 12: age to see RoboCop yet.

2594
02:17:18,520 --> 02:17:19,280
Speaker 2: Really wanted to see it.

2595
02:17:20,160 --> 02:17:20,400
Speaker 10: I know.

2596
02:17:20,520 --> 02:17:22,400
Speaker 12: I wasn't like a big rule breaker either. I wasn't

2597
02:17:22,440 --> 02:17:24,240
Speaker 12: a kid sneaking into movies. But back in the day,

2598
02:17:24,440 --> 02:17:27,560
Speaker 12: and I think we've come full circle. You really can.

2599
02:17:27,720 --> 02:17:29,840
Speaker 12: Now you can go kicking in the bathroom until the

2600
02:17:29,879 --> 02:17:32,160
Speaker 12: next movie shows up and you go in. You know,

2601
02:17:32,400 --> 02:17:34,320
Speaker 12: it was a lot easier before there were people were

2602
02:17:34,400 --> 02:17:36,840
Speaker 12: buying a sign to seats. Sure, but a lot of

2603
02:17:36,920 --> 02:17:40,080
Speaker 12: movies there's plenty of empty seats and nobody's gonna step

2604
02:17:40,120 --> 02:17:42,240
Speaker 12: to you and go that's my seat. And if they

2605
02:17:42,320 --> 02:17:45,360
Speaker 12: do move right, let me go to another seat or

2606
02:17:45,480 --> 02:17:47,120
Speaker 12: sit closer to the theater. Because I don't even know

2607
02:17:47,160 --> 02:17:49,560
Speaker 12: why they bothered putting that row in there. Nobody ever

2608
02:17:49,640 --> 02:17:50,520
Speaker 12: sits in that front.

2609
02:17:50,400 --> 02:17:52,880
Speaker 2: Row of seats. Well, yeah, why do you want to

2610
02:17:52,879 --> 02:17:54,520
Speaker 2: sit in the front row? So I'm saying, yeah, they

2611
02:17:54,920 --> 02:17:57,960
Speaker 2: put the recliners there, and I'm just stop, take those

2612
02:17:58,040 --> 02:17:59,760
Speaker 2: ten and chairs out and move them back. Build I

2613
02:17:59,760 --> 02:18:01,240
Speaker 2: don't do something, I'll.

2614
02:18:01,040 --> 02:18:01,600
Speaker 16: Tell you what I do.

2615
02:18:01,920 --> 02:18:04,560
Speaker 2: I sit in the handicap see and then somebody comes

2616
02:18:04,600 --> 02:18:06,039
Speaker 2: up to me and they go, hey, you're not a handicap.

2617
02:18:06,120 --> 02:18:10,959
Speaker 2: They go, yeah, I am. I'm sign blind. You don't

2618
02:18:11,000 --> 02:18:13,640
Speaker 2: know what I can and can't see. I don't know

2619
02:18:13,680 --> 02:18:18,280
Speaker 2: what symbols mean. That's my handicap. I can't read. No,

2620
02:18:18,400 --> 02:18:21,480
Speaker 2: of course I won't do that. I'm a back row

2621
02:18:21,600 --> 02:18:24,280
Speaker 2: guy at the movie. Yeah, I've never ever snuck it out.

2622
02:18:24,320 --> 02:18:26,960
Speaker 2: We had the greatest seats for Superman because I bought.

2623
02:18:27,040 --> 02:18:28,920
Speaker 2: I like went until I found a date that I

2624
02:18:28,959 --> 02:18:31,520
Speaker 2: could get seats. I wanted those like dead in the middle.

2625
02:18:32,160 --> 02:18:34,000
Speaker 12: So they tell you, they go your fix seats, they go,

2626
02:18:34,120 --> 02:18:36,800
Speaker 12: that's where the sound engineers sit to mix movies.

2627
02:18:36,959 --> 02:18:37,119
Speaker 13: Yep.

2628
02:18:37,240 --> 02:18:39,760
Speaker 12: So they're like, if you want the best experience, sit

2629
02:18:39,840 --> 02:18:41,440
Speaker 12: in the middle of the theater, which makes we're in

2630
02:18:41,480 --> 02:18:43,400
Speaker 12: the audio industry, we know that.

2631
02:18:43,640 --> 02:18:45,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't want to sit in the middle

2632
02:18:45,440 --> 02:18:47,120
Speaker 2: of the theater. I don't like people behind me. I

2633
02:18:47,280 --> 02:18:50,680
Speaker 2: get it. I'm just telling you, Yeah, parked it. It

2634
02:18:50,959 --> 02:18:58,640
Speaker 2: was fantastic, right hmmmmmm. Alan, I'm retired. I've taken up

2635
02:18:58,680 --> 02:19:03,920
Speaker 2: growing legal weed. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. I mean,

2636
02:19:04,320 --> 02:19:05,920
Speaker 2: oh good, it's for you.

2637
02:19:05,920 --> 02:19:11,400
Speaker 12: You're not retired, not retired, practice your drums. Somebody said,

2638
02:19:11,480 --> 02:19:14,440
Speaker 12: I'd love to they're stacked, put them together.

2639
02:19:14,560 --> 02:19:18,520
Speaker 2: I don't have room in my house. I'd love to.

2640
02:19:18,879 --> 02:19:21,000
Speaker 12: I'm always like, I'm just gonna pay for a space

2641
02:19:21,120 --> 02:19:22,959
Speaker 12: and I'm gonna put him in there. What then I'm

2642
02:19:22,959 --> 02:19:25,440
Speaker 12: gonna be like, see you later. I'm gonna go play.

2643
02:19:25,480 --> 02:19:26,680
Speaker 12: You know, I'm never home as it is.

2644
02:19:27,000 --> 02:19:27,640
Speaker 2: Do you have a shed?

2645
02:19:28,440 --> 02:19:32,760
Speaker 12: I got a shed, but it's full of crap. Yeah,

2646
02:19:32,800 --> 02:19:35,800
Speaker 12: then I gonna soundproof it. I mean that is wildly

2647
02:19:35,920 --> 02:19:39,200
Speaker 12: expensive by a shed. Sound proof it? Yeah, and even

2648
02:19:39,280 --> 02:19:41,840
Speaker 12: that's never one hundred percent. So what the neighbors are

2649
02:19:41,879 --> 02:19:44,280
Speaker 12: gonna be flipping out, because come on, they aren't gonna

2650
02:19:44,280 --> 02:19:47,240
Speaker 12: flip out. If you're good, they'll enjoy it. It doesn't matter.

2651
02:19:47,440 --> 02:19:51,320
Speaker 12: Nobody who doesn't play the drums enjoys listening to the drums.

2652
02:19:51,600 --> 02:19:54,840
Speaker 2: This is your neighbor. Play the drums. A loud volume, says,

2653
02:19:54,920 --> 02:20:00,520
Speaker 2: come on, enjoy it. Sound familiar. He found a rat

2654
02:20:00,680 --> 02:20:04,120
Speaker 2: in his floortime. Sound familiar.

2655
02:20:05,120 --> 02:20:07,320
Speaker 4: Have you been called a cheap jew at work?

2656
02:20:07,840 --> 02:20:10,960
Speaker 12: Called the law office of because you wouldn't buy a

2657
02:20:11,080 --> 02:20:11,600
Speaker 12: new shed?

2658
02:20:11,800 --> 02:20:16,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, she'll represent your neighbors. My client, a.

2659
02:20:16,800 --> 02:20:21,120
Speaker 14: Female machinist, complained about not being paid for overtime, and

2660
02:20:21,240 --> 02:20:23,480
Speaker 14: when she came to work the next day she found

2661
02:20:23,520 --> 02:20:25,199
Speaker 14: a rat in her toolbox.

2662
02:20:25,800 --> 02:20:28,959
Speaker 2: Does this sound familiar? Call the law office of Lindy

2663
02:20:29,040 --> 02:20:30,320
Speaker 2: corn All.

2664
02:20:30,360 --> 02:20:32,440
Speaker 12: And I just turned the show on YouTube and was

2665
02:20:32,640 --> 02:20:38,280
Speaker 12: not prepared to see Rob's beard. Yeah, he's giving Chris

2666
02:20:38,959 --> 02:20:48,240
Speaker 12: Chris gaines vibes. Yeah in reverse. Yeah, it's something. Yeah, Alan,

2667
02:20:48,320 --> 02:20:51,119
Speaker 12: Back when the Memphis drive in was open, the train

2668
02:20:51,240 --> 02:20:53,920
Speaker 12: tracks ran alongside it. We walked down to the tracks,

2669
02:20:54,680 --> 02:20:59,240
Speaker 12: bring a radio, tune it in underneath the screen, smoke

2670
02:20:59,360 --> 02:21:01,760
Speaker 12: weed and sit on chairs and watch movies. Yeah, that's

2671
02:21:01,800 --> 02:21:05,760
Speaker 12: some great old school fun. Yeah, nobody's doing that anymore. No,

2672
02:21:06,440 --> 02:21:07,680
Speaker 12: they just sneak into movies now.

2673
02:21:07,879 --> 02:21:08,080
Speaker 16: Yeah.

2674
02:21:09,320 --> 02:21:11,560
Speaker 3: But my kids so much like me in that way,

2675
02:21:11,840 --> 02:21:15,280
Speaker 3: like they I'm not gonna say where, but there is

2676
02:21:15,320 --> 02:21:19,640
Speaker 3: a movie theater in the area where it is almost.

2677
02:21:21,160 --> 02:21:26,040
Speaker 2: No one that goes pays auto rama. My daughter was

2678
02:21:26,240 --> 02:21:30,240
Speaker 2: basically she goes, Dad, like everybody just walks in. And

2679
02:21:30,320 --> 02:21:33,560
Speaker 2: I said, you're buying a ticket, Kaitlyn, But Dad, everybody

2680
02:21:33,680 --> 02:21:36,000
Speaker 2: just I said, Kaitlyn, I already bought it, so just

2681
02:21:36,000 --> 02:21:39,120
Speaker 2: show them your phone if they ask. Nobody asks. Everybody

2682
02:21:39,160 --> 02:21:40,840
Speaker 2: else walks in. She's like, why do you have to

2683
02:21:40,879 --> 02:21:41,080
Speaker 2: do this?

2684
02:21:41,160 --> 02:21:41,320
Speaker 17: Why?

2685
02:21:41,560 --> 02:21:42,760
Speaker 2: Because, I said, because we're honest.

2686
02:21:43,120 --> 02:21:46,800
Speaker 12: Also, if they go out of business because nobody's buying tickets,

2687
02:21:47,040 --> 02:21:49,280
Speaker 12: there's nowhere to go anymore. And this place looks like

2688
02:21:49,320 --> 02:21:51,280
Speaker 12: it's been out of business for twenty Well, they all do. Yeah,

2689
02:21:51,320 --> 02:21:53,000
Speaker 12: I mean they're all hanging on by a thread. But

2690
02:21:53,959 --> 02:21:56,040
Speaker 12: not that one at Strongsville. Man, I went to that

2691
02:21:56,160 --> 02:21:59,920
Speaker 12: that drive in. No the the movie theater.

2692
02:22:00,600 --> 02:22:02,680
Speaker 2: I was thinking drive ins. Oh no, no, no, no, no,

2693
02:22:03,920 --> 02:22:05,640
Speaker 2: go to the Auto Rama once a season.

2694
02:22:05,680 --> 02:22:08,000
Speaker 3: I'm talking about just a regular movie theater. Yeah, yeah,

2695
02:22:08,080 --> 02:22:11,120
Speaker 3: out near us and it's yeah, everybody always walks in. Yeah, Like, yeah,

2696
02:22:11,120 --> 02:22:11,560
Speaker 3: don't do that.

2697
02:22:13,200 --> 02:22:16,920
Speaker 12: It's wild to me and not everybody obviously has this memory.

2698
02:22:16,959 --> 02:22:19,440
Speaker 12: You got to be a gen X or they used

2699
02:22:19,480 --> 02:22:22,640
Speaker 12: to show X rated movies at drive ins and so

2700
02:22:23,120 --> 02:22:26,720
Speaker 12: back in the day, if you were like driving alongside

2701
02:22:26,959 --> 02:22:29,360
Speaker 12: you know, like the road that was adjacent to the

2702
02:22:29,480 --> 02:22:31,240
Speaker 12: drive in, you could see boobs.

2703
02:22:31,440 --> 02:22:34,360
Speaker 2: Really. Yes, I didn't know this place where I grew up,

2704
02:22:34,360 --> 02:22:34,600
Speaker 2: they did.

2705
02:22:34,640 --> 02:22:36,560
Speaker 12: I mean they were kind of out there but I

2706
02:22:36,959 --> 02:22:40,199
Speaker 12: distinctly remember as a kid driving by and seeing boobs.

2707
02:22:40,040 --> 02:22:43,080
Speaker 2: One hundred and twenty foot dogs screaming across the screen.

2708
02:22:43,920 --> 02:22:47,920
Speaker 12: Yeah wow, I might be Mandela affecting myself on that,

2709
02:22:48,120 --> 02:22:50,200
Speaker 12: but I remember being on a road as a kid

2710
02:22:50,280 --> 02:22:54,840
Speaker 12: adjacent to a drive in near us and seeing boobs.

2711
02:22:55,879 --> 02:22:56,400
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm not.

2712
02:22:56,600 --> 02:22:59,720
Speaker 3: I don't think anything is off of the table. I

2713
02:22:59,760 --> 02:23:02,920
Speaker 3: think everything probably happened at one point. You just throw

2714
02:23:02,920 --> 02:23:05,520
Speaker 3: a little porno up there, why not? You know, maybe

2715
02:23:05,560 --> 02:23:07,640
Speaker 3: it was Porky's. Maybe like you were driving by Porky's

2716
02:23:07,720 --> 02:23:09,360
Speaker 3: was playing or Revenge of the Nerds?

2717
02:23:09,520 --> 02:23:14,119
Speaker 12: Oh early Kim Cotrell and Porky hatcha hatcha.

2718
02:23:14,200 --> 02:23:18,560
Speaker 2: And and uh uh she no, she wasn't in Revenge

2719
02:23:18,560 --> 02:23:22,120
Speaker 2: of the Nerds. Who was the lead in Revenge of

2720
02:23:22,120 --> 02:23:24,600
Speaker 2: the Nerds. Not Leah Thompson, No, it was It was

2721
02:23:24,760 --> 02:23:27,720
Speaker 2: just the one that what was her name?

2722
02:23:27,760 --> 02:23:34,960
Speaker 12: That's my pie, the blonde. I don't know, Betty Childs. Yes,

2723
02:23:35,360 --> 02:23:37,039
Speaker 12: Julia Montgomery is the actress.

2724
02:23:37,120 --> 02:23:41,640
Speaker 2: That's her name. Okay, she was the lead, like cheerleader,

2725
02:23:41,920 --> 02:23:44,080
Speaker 2: Alan be a man and start fixing things. I already did.

2726
02:23:44,440 --> 02:23:48,560
Speaker 2: That's the point. Everything in my house is fixed everything's

2727
02:23:48,600 --> 02:23:52,040
Speaker 2: been installed, everything's fixed. I don't have anything to tinker with.

2728
02:23:52,720 --> 02:23:54,280
Speaker 2: Well you think I don't know that. Of course I

2729
02:23:54,360 --> 02:23:55,880
Speaker 2: know that. That's what I love to do. I'm walking

2730
02:23:55,920 --> 02:23:58,520
Speaker 2: around my house. What can I do? What can I do? Nothing?

2731
02:23:58,680 --> 02:24:01,880
Speaker 12: I already did it. I'm a victim of my own success.

2732
02:24:02,040 --> 02:24:05,800
Speaker 12: Rob Man, you can need a hobby puzzle. If I

2733
02:24:05,800 --> 02:24:07,640
Speaker 12: had a room for my drums, that would be my hobby.

2734
02:24:07,760 --> 02:24:09,800
Speaker 12: Get a puzzle, a puzzle.

2735
02:24:10,320 --> 02:24:12,880
Speaker 2: Why don't I just hang my cell I don't know

2736
02:24:12,959 --> 02:24:15,160
Speaker 2: by one of those pain in the ass coloring books

2737
02:24:15,200 --> 02:24:16,440
Speaker 2: that take like seven years to.

2738
02:24:16,640 --> 02:24:20,560
Speaker 12: Throw a belt over the shower curtain. Rod put myself

2739
02:24:20,600 --> 02:24:22,640
Speaker 12: out of my misery. Bruce backs you up in the

2740
02:24:22,680 --> 02:24:23,120
Speaker 12: live chat.

2741
02:24:23,160 --> 02:24:25,280
Speaker 3: By the way, porn at the drive in a staple

2742
02:24:25,320 --> 02:24:28,440
Speaker 3: of my childhood growing up in Westmoreland County in Pennsylvania.

2743
02:24:28,560 --> 02:24:32,680
Speaker 12: Yes, Westmoreland County. Alan's got two sheds, one for the

2744
02:24:32,760 --> 02:24:34,080
Speaker 12: drums and one for the tools.

2745
02:24:34,160 --> 02:24:34,440
Speaker 15: I got.

2746
02:24:34,560 --> 02:24:54,199
Speaker 9: That's a good ideas I got.

2747
02:24:58,879 --> 02:25:01,360
Speaker 2: Just trying to help Alan. I do appreciate it. This

2748
02:25:01,520 --> 02:25:05,360
Speaker 2: is why I bear my soul to this unforgiving crowd.

2749
02:25:06,000 --> 02:25:08,080
Speaker 26: Hey, dude, speaking of farts, I thought you might get

2750
02:25:08,120 --> 02:25:10,240
Speaker 26: a little kick out of this incident at work. I'm

2751
02:25:10,280 --> 02:25:13,040
Speaker 26: a phlebotomis, and as you can imagine, most people are

2752
02:25:13,160 --> 02:25:15,480
Speaker 26: not stoked to get in my chair. I had a

2753
02:25:15,520 --> 02:25:19,160
Speaker 26: poor little kid in my chair practically shrimp in himself

2754
02:25:19,480 --> 02:25:20,000
Speaker 26: with fear.

2755
02:25:20,560 --> 02:25:22,480
Speaker 2: So I looked at him. I go, all right, buddy,

2756
02:25:22,480 --> 02:25:24,039
Speaker 2: I need to answer me totally honestly.

2757
02:25:24,120 --> 02:25:24,240
Speaker 20: Here.

2758
02:25:24,640 --> 02:25:27,560
Speaker 2: Do you think farts are funny? He said yes? So

2759
02:25:27,680 --> 02:25:30,080
Speaker 2: I sang, you thought it so hard?

2760
02:25:31,040 --> 02:25:31,800
Speaker 10: He died.

2761
02:25:32,440 --> 02:25:33,160
Speaker 1: Dude didn't even know.

2762
02:25:33,280 --> 02:25:37,000
Speaker 2: I poked up. Look at that. How about God, We're

2763
02:25:37,080 --> 02:25:40,280
Speaker 2: solve the power of the farts so hard?

2764
02:25:42,920 --> 02:25:44,640
Speaker 12: You know, a lot of our customers had some real

2765
02:25:44,720 --> 02:25:49,560
Speaker 12: thoughts on whether or not those Brazilian nuns actually groom,

2766
02:25:49,840 --> 02:25:54,160
Speaker 12: whether or not Brazilian nuns have Brazilians the bush nun

2767
02:25:54,320 --> 02:25:57,640
Speaker 12: or the nun bush experts Yeah, nun bush yeah, soon

2768
02:25:57,680 --> 02:26:01,800
Speaker 12: to be sued by the line of footwear, allan, most

2769
02:26:01,879 --> 02:26:05,960
Speaker 12: nuns have landing strips. How do you anyone know that

2770
02:26:06,240 --> 02:26:09,200
Speaker 12: I went to Catholic school K through twelve.

2771
02:26:10,320 --> 02:26:11,480
Speaker 2: I never got no.

2772
02:26:11,800 --> 02:26:14,000
Speaker 12: This is obviously not a conversation you're going to have

2773
02:26:14,959 --> 02:26:18,520
Speaker 12: with the nun contingent in your school. I didn't even

2774
02:26:18,520 --> 02:26:21,360
Speaker 12: want to look them in the eyes for fear of

2775
02:26:21,440 --> 02:26:24,440
Speaker 12: getting reprimanded for something I didn't realize I did. But

2776
02:26:24,560 --> 02:26:27,680
Speaker 12: we had a couple of young nuns, I assume, right,

2777
02:26:28,320 --> 02:26:31,760
Speaker 12: my Catholic high school, and again I was class of

2778
02:26:31,879 --> 02:26:35,680
Speaker 12: nineteen eighty nine, right, I'm not seventy years old. But

2779
02:26:35,840 --> 02:26:40,040
Speaker 12: our nuns still had the full habit. I don't know why,

2780
02:26:40,240 --> 02:26:44,920
Speaker 12: they just did which one around the face. Which habit

2781
02:26:45,080 --> 02:26:48,360
Speaker 12: was smoking? Smoking was a big one. Yeah, and our

2782
02:26:48,520 --> 02:26:50,840
Speaker 12: nuns still I have to think that in the late

2783
02:26:50,879 --> 02:26:52,760
Speaker 12: eighties we were on the tail end of this, and

2784
02:26:52,840 --> 02:26:55,760
Speaker 12: there were probably other parochial schools that did not do this.

2785
02:26:56,040 --> 02:26:59,200
Speaker 12: But for whatever reason, my school still had the nuns

2786
02:26:59,240 --> 02:27:02,640
Speaker 12: in the full habit, and they still took men's names,

2787
02:27:04,560 --> 02:27:08,520
Speaker 12: because the church is one giant, useless patriarchy, right in

2788
02:27:08,640 --> 02:27:12,119
Speaker 12: the truest sense, but they still had the full face habit.

2789
02:27:13,680 --> 02:27:16,720
Speaker 12: So the principal was Sister Anthony, and my English teacher

2790
02:27:16,800 --> 02:27:21,840
Speaker 12: was Sister John. And we had a young nun, I assume,

2791
02:27:22,320 --> 02:27:25,040
Speaker 12: because when they have you known see their hair. You know,

2792
02:27:25,440 --> 02:27:27,400
Speaker 12: she just had a smoother face than some of the

2793
02:27:27,480 --> 02:27:30,360
Speaker 12: other nuns, and so I inferred that she was younger,

2794
02:27:31,440 --> 02:27:34,160
Speaker 12: and she mostly spoke Italian, Like when she would grade

2795
02:27:34,200 --> 02:27:37,920
Speaker 12: our papers, she would leave us comments on the on

2796
02:27:38,120 --> 02:27:39,359
Speaker 12: top in Italian.

2797
02:27:39,920 --> 02:27:43,640
Speaker 2: Jesus, Yeah, and so we had to learn a little

2798
02:27:43,640 --> 02:27:44,360
Speaker 2: bit there whatever.

2799
02:27:45,440 --> 02:27:47,400
Speaker 12: But you know, when I'm in high school, I'm like, Okay,

2800
02:27:47,720 --> 02:27:51,120
Speaker 12: this girl could either be twenty two or forty five,

2801
02:27:51,480 --> 02:27:52,000
Speaker 12: I can't tell.

2802
02:27:53,120 --> 02:27:54,119
Speaker 10: But she was cute.

2803
02:27:55,440 --> 02:27:59,400
Speaker 2: And she would have been the only one that I

2804
02:27:59,440 --> 02:28:02,600
Speaker 2: would have won if I had had the moxie. What

2805
02:28:02,680 --> 02:28:03,959
Speaker 2: I wish you got going on down there?

2806
02:28:04,120 --> 02:28:06,240
Speaker 12: Yeah, you know, I mean you didn't even at least

2807
02:28:06,280 --> 02:28:08,040
Speaker 12: for me, because I you know, even in high school,

2808
02:28:08,040 --> 02:28:10,360
Speaker 12: I was still very Catholic. I was still towing the line,

2809
02:28:11,200 --> 02:28:15,280
Speaker 12: and it wouldn't have even crossed my mind to think

2810
02:28:15,400 --> 02:28:20,640
Speaker 12: of her in that way. But ironically, she was probably

2811
02:28:20,640 --> 02:28:22,680
Speaker 12: the best looking teacher I had. We had plenty of

2812
02:28:22,760 --> 02:28:24,400
Speaker 12: lay teachers. It wasn't like they're all nuns. When I

2813
02:28:24,480 --> 02:28:28,080
Speaker 12: was in high school, plenty of lay teachers, most of

2814
02:28:28,120 --> 02:28:30,960
Speaker 12: them were. But the cutest teacher I had was this

2815
02:28:31,120 --> 02:28:35,920
Speaker 12: young nun. And so that's who I think of her, Like,

2816
02:28:36,000 --> 02:28:38,800
Speaker 12: I wonder if they as I think back to her,

2817
02:28:38,959 --> 02:28:42,039
Speaker 12: the landing strip doesn't seem like nothing's landing.

2818
02:28:43,720 --> 02:28:44,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but do you do it.

2819
02:28:44,520 --> 02:28:46,280
Speaker 12: You know, somebody else said, I would think that nuns

2820
02:28:46,360 --> 02:28:48,920
Speaker 12: in South America would shave just to the because of

2821
02:28:48,959 --> 02:28:52,240
Speaker 12: the humidity and the habit, because of the you know,

2822
02:28:52,760 --> 02:28:53,680
Speaker 12: you get down there and.

2823
02:28:57,360 --> 02:28:58,240
Speaker 2: I have to assume.

2824
02:28:58,320 --> 02:28:59,800
Speaker 16: Man, I don't know.

2825
02:29:00,200 --> 02:29:04,360
Speaker 2: Maybe you know, they were young women before they were nuns,

2826
02:29:04,440 --> 02:29:06,440
Speaker 2: so maybe they got used to shaving it. I don't know.

2827
02:29:06,720 --> 02:29:12,160
Speaker 2: It just seems that would be a uh interesting study.

2828
02:29:13,879 --> 02:29:20,080
Speaker 2: Could we study the grooming habits of nuns? Of nuns?

2829
02:29:20,400 --> 02:29:23,000
Speaker 2: We're studying every other goddamn thing. Sure we could. Somebody

2830
02:29:23,040 --> 02:29:27,280
Speaker 2: else studied, Hey, heaven sucks before bed makes it tired? Cool?

2831
02:29:27,920 --> 02:29:31,920
Speaker 12: Thanks, I think we could probably. Now there's there's no

2832
02:29:32,120 --> 02:29:35,120
Speaker 12: payoff for that. There's literally no reason to know that

2833
02:29:35,480 --> 02:29:38,920
Speaker 12: it's intrusive. But just as a thought experiment, I wonder,

2834
02:29:39,280 --> 02:29:45,119
Speaker 12: because would it fall under like you know, you take

2835
02:29:45,160 --> 02:29:47,600
Speaker 12: a what you clearly take a vout chastity. You're a

2836
02:29:47,680 --> 02:29:50,800
Speaker 12: bride of Christ, yes, and he doesn't like a stepping

2837
02:29:50,840 --> 02:29:54,600
Speaker 12: out on him. He's a very jealous guy. Well that's

2838
02:29:54,640 --> 02:29:58,560
Speaker 12: the old guy, not the young one. Any who does

2839
02:29:58,640 --> 02:30:02,280
Speaker 12: it fall under like you? They wouldn't do it because

2840
02:30:02,320 --> 02:30:07,360
Speaker 12: it's considered self centered. I don't know, but your body

2841
02:30:07,440 --> 02:30:09,959
Speaker 12: is also a temple, so aren't you trying to take

2842
02:30:10,000 --> 02:30:10,360
Speaker 12: care of it?

2843
02:30:10,600 --> 02:30:12,280
Speaker 3: Well, if that's the case, though, you have to celebrate

2844
02:30:12,320 --> 02:30:14,080
Speaker 3: every part of it. You don't want to take anything off.

2845
02:30:14,720 --> 02:30:18,560
Speaker 12: Armpit hair, leg hair, Oh I should mean, oh, well,

2846
02:30:18,600 --> 02:30:19,680
Speaker 12: they might be rocking all of it.

2847
02:30:19,760 --> 02:30:20,120
Speaker 21: I don't know.

2848
02:30:23,000 --> 02:30:25,040
Speaker 12: Alan Rob might be right about him not being able

2849
02:30:25,080 --> 02:30:27,359
Speaker 12: to travel a lot of times with those leg injuries.

2850
02:30:27,400 --> 02:30:29,600
Speaker 2: You can get blood cloths from flying. That's probably what

2851
02:30:29,720 --> 02:30:29,920
Speaker 2: it is.

2852
02:30:30,000 --> 02:30:35,640
Speaker 12: Then, Okay, Doude, I shattered my heel jumping off swings

2853
02:30:35,680 --> 02:30:42,720
Speaker 12: in elementary school, and boy it's sucked. Yeah, elm, the

2854
02:30:42,840 --> 02:30:47,440
Speaker 12: landing strip is largely died out. Ladies aren't trimming the

2855
02:30:47,560 --> 02:30:51,600
Speaker 12: hedges anymore. They're nuking it from orbit. Well it's the

2856
02:30:51,640 --> 02:30:58,760
Speaker 12: only way to be sure. Uh yeah, but I don't know,

2857
02:31:00,080 --> 02:31:00,400
Speaker 12: don't know.

2858
02:31:00,720 --> 02:31:03,400
Speaker 2: All they talk about is their head hair.

2859
02:31:04,120 --> 02:31:08,240
Speaker 12: Because you know, listen, clergy around the world, clergy of

2860
02:31:08,400 --> 02:31:11,520
Speaker 12: any organized religion, are in a real bad spot right

2861
02:31:11,600 --> 02:31:15,320
Speaker 12: now with respect to newbies coming in. You're just not

2862
02:31:15,560 --> 02:31:19,400
Speaker 12: getting as many people signing up to be a bride

2863
02:31:19,440 --> 02:31:20,160
Speaker 12: of Christ.

2864
02:31:21,560 --> 02:31:22,880
Speaker 2: Or a priest for that matter.

2865
02:31:23,320 --> 02:31:26,840
Speaker 12: Male clergy as there once were, and there are a

2866
02:31:26,920 --> 02:31:29,680
Speaker 12: lot of different reasons for that, right, the world's different.

2867
02:31:30,560 --> 02:31:32,600
Speaker 12: A lot of people have, you know, come to the

2868
02:31:32,760 --> 02:31:37,600
Speaker 12: conclusion that obviously these religious institutions are increasingly irrelevant, which

2869
02:31:37,680 --> 02:31:41,560
Speaker 12: they are, but none of that has anything to do

2870
02:31:41,840 --> 02:31:46,680
Speaker 12: with the grooming habits. There are priests with mustaches, and again,

2871
02:31:46,720 --> 02:31:49,480
Speaker 12: I know it's patriarchal, it's geared to the guys.

2872
02:31:50,920 --> 02:31:54,240
Speaker 2: But also nobody would know if you were a nun

2873
02:31:54,959 --> 02:31:56,720
Speaker 2: and you took it all down to the studs.

2874
02:31:57,200 --> 02:32:00,320
Speaker 12: Yeah, would nobody would know nobody, but you would know Jesus,

2875
02:32:00,320 --> 02:32:02,760
Speaker 12: they're not changed. Well, they're not changing in gym class

2876
02:32:02,840 --> 02:32:04,680
Speaker 12: and doing thing. I mean, to the best of my knowledge,

2877
02:32:07,120 --> 02:32:09,640
Speaker 12: I'm going with it. They can't. I'm going with it.

2878
02:32:09,800 --> 02:32:14,039
Speaker 2: Has to be like you don't do that. That's gonna

2879
02:32:14,040 --> 02:32:17,360
Speaker 2: be my guess. I don't know. I'm gonna ask one

2880
02:32:18,120 --> 02:32:19,640
Speaker 2: and then I will go immediately to hell.

2881
02:32:20,240 --> 02:32:22,680
Speaker 12: And I'm retired military who spent a lot of time

2882
02:32:22,720 --> 02:32:27,240
Speaker 12: in South South America. The most Brazilian girls have bush

2883
02:32:27,400 --> 02:32:28,080
Speaker 12: and a strip.

2884
02:32:29,400 --> 02:32:30,840
Speaker 2: Bush and and strip.

2885
02:32:32,400 --> 02:32:34,160
Speaker 28: You can take me, but you cannot take.

2886
02:32:34,120 --> 02:32:39,000
Speaker 2: My boohold me. Well that's the traditional Brazilian Uh huh.

2887
02:32:39,120 --> 02:32:42,360
Speaker 2: You ever gotten a Brazilian me. Yeah, of course not.

2888
02:32:42,480 --> 02:32:42,800
Speaker 4: I don't know.

2889
02:32:42,840 --> 02:32:45,640
Speaker 2: I got one as a goof years ago, A well

2890
02:32:45,959 --> 02:32:49,120
Speaker 2: on a dare to do it on the air, I did, Okay,

2891
02:32:49,120 --> 02:32:50,960
Speaker 2: well then now okay, I'll give you that. Then that's funny.

2892
02:32:51,200 --> 02:32:54,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty I mean did you go like, legs up,

2893
02:32:54,840 --> 02:32:58,640
Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah, Oh my god, yeah, sack to crack huh.

2894
02:32:59,560 --> 02:33:04,120
Speaker 2: Sure it has to hurt. Huh yank and hair off

2895
02:33:04,160 --> 02:33:07,480
Speaker 2: of your taint. Oh my god. I do feel great now.

2896
02:33:07,680 --> 02:33:10,160
Speaker 12: I am already a guy who has always grooms to

2897
02:33:10,240 --> 02:33:15,040
Speaker 12: begin with, so it's not like they really. This was

2898
02:33:15,120 --> 02:33:19,080
Speaker 12: not Steve Carell getting his chest waxed, right, okay, but

2899
02:33:19,959 --> 02:33:20,840
Speaker 12: it don't feel great.

2900
02:33:21,520 --> 02:33:23,560
Speaker 2: Well, you have to grow it out to to do well.

2901
02:33:23,640 --> 02:33:25,600
Speaker 12: And yeah, and you gotta constantly do it. Was the

2902
02:33:25,760 --> 02:33:33,240
Speaker 12: It was the growing back. But I would recommend it

2903
02:33:33,680 --> 02:33:38,679
Speaker 12: at least once to anyone. No, it is cultural appropriation.

2904
02:33:40,160 --> 02:33:45,280
Speaker 12: I will ever do that, tell you. I will say that, Alan,

2905
02:33:45,320 --> 02:33:47,640
Speaker 12: I bet the nuns don't shave because they don't have to,

2906
02:33:47,959 --> 02:33:49,119
Speaker 12: because it's a real pain.

2907
02:33:50,040 --> 02:33:50,320
Speaker 2: Okay.

2908
02:33:51,000 --> 02:33:53,480
Speaker 12: By the way, when I say grooming, that's all I mean,

2909
02:33:54,920 --> 02:33:57,160
Speaker 12: I mean it's again, you can think of it as

2910
02:33:57,520 --> 02:33:59,959
Speaker 12: getting it down to the studs. But I'm just say

2911
02:34:00,080 --> 02:34:08,800
Speaker 12: grooming like, not letting the flora go crazy, you know

2912
02:34:08,840 --> 02:34:14,440
Speaker 12: what I mean. And every time I've fallen down the stairs,

2913
02:34:14,520 --> 02:34:18,680
Speaker 12: luckily I've had my shoes on. Yeah, well, yeah, I

2914
02:34:18,760 --> 02:34:23,039
Speaker 12: guess that's lucky. But every time you've fallen down.

2915
02:34:22,959 --> 02:34:24,359
Speaker 4: The stair, how often are you falling.

2916
02:34:24,160 --> 02:34:31,520
Speaker 2: Down the stairs? Hey, I'm in the basement. Oh god,

2917
02:34:31,640 --> 02:34:32,960
Speaker 2: damn it, another set of stairs.

2918
02:34:33,040 --> 02:34:38,680
Speaker 23: You're never gonna believe this. Now I'm in the sub basement. Now,

2919
02:34:38,800 --> 02:34:44,840
Speaker 23: somehow I fell up. I fell up the stairs. Oh

2920
02:34:45,000 --> 02:34:54,560
Speaker 23: now I'm in the down damn it. How I've fallen

2921
02:34:54,640 --> 02:34:55,119
Speaker 23: down again?

2922
02:34:56,000 --> 02:34:56,600
Speaker 2: Out of breath?

2923
02:35:03,040 --> 02:35:06,360
Speaker 27: Oh no, no, get the wind knocked out of me,

2924
02:35:06,560 --> 02:35:13,880
Speaker 27: the wind knocked out him. Oh I'm so tired.

2925
02:35:13,959 --> 02:35:14,760
Speaker 2: I just had sex.

2926
02:35:15,000 --> 02:35:15,840
Speaker 4: I want to go to sleep.

2927
02:35:15,959 --> 02:35:16,080
Speaker 1: Now.

2928
02:35:18,800 --> 02:35:20,840
Speaker 2: I'll be down here if you need me, down here

2929
02:35:20,879 --> 02:35:32,880
Speaker 2: in the sub basement. Oh, Lee Allen Cock Show, WMMS, Cleveland.

2930
02:35:33,800 --> 02:35:37,920
Speaker 20: Remember our devices are always listening to us.

2931
02:35:38,240 --> 02:35:40,920
Speaker 11: We are, so if you start to see ads for

2932
02:35:41,400 --> 02:35:44,360
Speaker 11: squeezy salads and wiener milk, you.

2933
02:35:44,520 --> 02:35:45,560
Speaker 15: Know who to blame.

2934
02:35:46,000 --> 02:35:48,760
Speaker 2: Clee Allen Cock Show, WMMS.

2935
02:35:49,080 --> 02:35:52,400
Speaker 12: The email from Adam and we were talking the other day.

2936
02:35:52,400 --> 02:35:54,160
Speaker 12: I didn't even know how we got on it. Oh

2937
02:35:54,240 --> 02:35:57,000
Speaker 12: about the woman who threw the hot grease and somebody

2938
02:35:57,120 --> 02:36:00,520
Speaker 12: she was working at the She's working at a burger

2939
02:36:00,600 --> 02:36:03,640
Speaker 12: king or something, and she got in trouble because she

2940
02:36:03,800 --> 02:36:05,320
Speaker 12: was the manager of the place, and she got in

2941
02:36:05,400 --> 02:36:08,200
Speaker 12: trouble because she threw a giant thing of hot grease

2942
02:36:08,280 --> 02:36:12,039
Speaker 12: in like a customer's face. And then our conversation kind

2943
02:36:12,080 --> 02:36:15,920
Speaker 12: of devolved into people quitting their jobs at fast food

2944
02:36:16,000 --> 02:36:18,720
Speaker 12: joints and just doing horrible, horrible things.

2945
02:36:18,600 --> 02:36:19,240
Speaker 2: On the way out.

2946
02:36:20,160 --> 02:36:24,680
Speaker 12: And Adam wrote me an email just titled fecal fiasco.

2947
02:36:24,840 --> 02:36:27,320
Speaker 12: So that's how I know it's gunning hood when that's

2948
02:36:27,400 --> 02:36:33,080
Speaker 12: the subject line. And he's like, I worked at Starbucks

2949
02:36:34,120 --> 02:36:36,600
Speaker 12: and then I worked at a location that was one

2950
02:36:36,840 --> 02:36:41,680
Speaker 12: door over from a large cellular company, and one of

2951
02:36:41,720 --> 02:36:44,039
Speaker 12: their salespeople came over and asked if we had any

2952
02:36:44,120 --> 02:36:50,560
Speaker 12: cleaning supplies despair, And turns out that in their cell

2953
02:36:50,640 --> 02:36:53,360
Speaker 12: phone store they had a customer asked them where their

2954
02:36:53,440 --> 02:36:54,160
Speaker 12: bathroom was.

2955
02:36:54,240 --> 02:36:57,800
Speaker 2: And then some time later, calmly came out and.

2956
02:36:58,000 --> 02:37:00,760
Speaker 12: Donald ducked it right up to the door right that

2957
02:37:01,000 --> 02:37:04,240
Speaker 12: just pants down and this and this is a cell

2958
02:37:04,280 --> 02:37:04,760
Speaker 12: phone store.

2959
02:37:04,840 --> 02:37:05,760
Speaker 2: This is not a restaurant.

2960
02:37:05,840 --> 02:37:08,640
Speaker 12: This is not something where you know, maybe something you

2961
02:37:08,760 --> 02:37:10,760
Speaker 12: just ate from them is hitting you in a weird way.

2962
02:37:12,640 --> 02:37:15,440
Speaker 12: And so they come over to his Starbucks location, go,

2963
02:37:15,480 --> 02:37:17,120
Speaker 12: do you guys have any cleaning supplies, because we have

2964
02:37:17,200 --> 02:37:21,959
Speaker 12: a guy who has just destroyed our bathroom and then

2965
02:37:22,120 --> 02:37:26,560
Speaker 12: apparently used his pants and undergarments to try to clean up.

2966
02:37:27,080 --> 02:37:30,520
Speaker 12: So that's why he like ends up walking out again.

2967
02:37:30,600 --> 02:37:37,240
Speaker 12: We're just you know, working retail is a situation unto

2968
02:37:37,320 --> 02:37:39,320
Speaker 12: itself if you've ever worked that kind of job, and

2969
02:37:39,320 --> 02:37:42,280
Speaker 12: obviously he takes different forms. Starbucks is different than if

2970
02:37:42,280 --> 02:37:45,680
Speaker 12: you're standing there in a cell phone store. I maybe

2971
02:37:45,720 --> 02:37:47,560
Speaker 12: somebody who works in that industry can tell me. I

2972
02:37:47,720 --> 02:37:51,440
Speaker 12: still don't realize why they're still building brick and mortar

2973
02:37:51,480 --> 02:37:52,160
Speaker 12: cell phone stores.

2974
02:37:52,160 --> 02:37:52,720
Speaker 2: I don't know why.

2975
02:37:53,840 --> 02:37:55,240
Speaker 12: Maybe there are a lot of people who don't want

2976
02:37:55,280 --> 02:37:57,680
Speaker 12: to do those transactions online. I'm not sure, but every

2977
02:37:57,720 --> 02:38:00,520
Speaker 12: time I see something going up, it's a cell phone store,

2978
02:38:00,520 --> 02:38:04,840
Speaker 12: and I genuinely don't understand. But this guy destroyed their bathroom,

2979
02:38:05,480 --> 02:38:07,520
Speaker 12: and so he's like at our Starbucks, we just gave

2980
02:38:07,600 --> 02:38:10,680
Speaker 12: them like trash bags and rolls of towels, and we

2981
02:38:10,760 --> 02:38:13,959
Speaker 12: gave him a jug of bleach and said, don't worry

2982
02:38:14,000 --> 02:38:18,200
Speaker 12: about bringing any of this back, by the way, And

2983
02:38:19,800 --> 02:38:22,600
Speaker 12: so Adam has had a few jobs where that happened.

2984
02:38:23,720 --> 02:38:26,960
Speaker 12: I also worked at a fancy, little Eastside restaurant where

2985
02:38:27,040 --> 02:38:29,760
Speaker 12: the owner would brag about being friends with all the

2986
02:38:29,840 --> 02:38:34,520
Speaker 12: local muckety MUCKs. And one guy asked for a salad

2987
02:38:34,600 --> 02:38:41,360
Speaker 12: that we told him wasn't available, and the guy went

2988
02:38:41,400 --> 02:38:43,480
Speaker 12: to the bathroom or something, and that didn't end well either.

2989
02:38:43,680 --> 02:38:47,320
Speaker 12: This guy boy, maybe he's just some kind of Maybe

2990
02:38:47,400 --> 02:38:50,720
Speaker 12: he's just some kind of magnet for these gastro intestinal

2991
02:38:50,760 --> 02:38:51,640
Speaker 12: issues that people have.

2992
02:38:52,720 --> 02:38:56,280
Speaker 3: I never understand how people miss like I've never missed. Yeah,

2993
02:38:56,360 --> 02:38:57,920
Speaker 3: maybe you have a bad aim. If you're standing up

2994
02:38:57,959 --> 02:39:01,200
Speaker 3: taking a leak, how do you miss sitting?

2995
02:39:03,000 --> 02:39:05,640
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's got to be something more complicated

2996
02:39:05,720 --> 02:39:07,320
Speaker 2: than that, right, It's got to be something that.

2997
02:39:07,640 --> 02:39:09,520
Speaker 12: And I'm sure that there are people who have chronic

2998
02:39:09,600 --> 02:39:12,400
Speaker 12: conditions and they're like, well, I can't live a life

2999
02:39:12,440 --> 02:39:14,520
Speaker 12: where I'm just confined to my house where I'm home

3000
02:39:14,600 --> 02:39:16,880
Speaker 12: bound because of this. I want to get out and

3001
02:39:17,000 --> 02:39:19,039
Speaker 12: live a life too. I want to be out among

3002
02:39:19,160 --> 02:39:21,640
Speaker 12: the people. Sure, and so you go to a store

3003
02:39:21,720 --> 02:39:24,960
Speaker 12: and then you go oops. But you're just you know,

3004
02:39:25,040 --> 02:39:27,680
Speaker 12: you never know who these people are. They walk among us,

3005
02:39:28,640 --> 02:39:31,880
Speaker 12: and at any moment you can be you can be

3006
02:39:32,040 --> 02:39:35,800
Speaker 12: subjected to their problems. You can be held hostage by

3007
02:39:35,920 --> 02:39:38,240
Speaker 12: a bathroom that has just been destroyed.

3008
02:39:39,160 --> 02:39:41,360
Speaker 2: I walked in on one one time. I wasn't working there.

3009
02:39:42,040 --> 02:39:43,560
Speaker 12: This was when I was living in Chicago, and there's

3010
02:39:43,560 --> 02:39:46,280
Speaker 12: a local grocery store chain called Jewel and I was

3011
02:39:46,400 --> 02:39:50,240
Speaker 12: doing my grocery shopping and their bathroom some was hit

3012
02:39:50,320 --> 02:39:51,640
Speaker 12: me and I go, oh, I'm gonna use a bathroom.

3013
02:39:51,800 --> 02:39:54,039
Speaker 12: And it was just one of those big single room deals.

3014
02:39:54,080 --> 02:39:56,840
Speaker 12: There wasn't a multi stall situation, one big single room thing.

3015
02:39:56,920 --> 02:39:59,600
Speaker 12: But the door locked and it was fine, and it

3016
02:39:59,720 --> 02:40:03,200
Speaker 12: was the greeting card aisle, and there was somebody in

3017
02:40:03,280 --> 02:40:05,160
Speaker 12: there because the one door was locked. And so I'm

3018
02:40:05,160 --> 02:40:07,000
Speaker 12: standing there and I'm just kind of killing time and

3019
02:40:07,080 --> 02:40:09,560
Speaker 12: I'm perusing the greeting cards, and then I hear the

3020
02:40:09,600 --> 02:40:13,880
Speaker 12: door open and this person got out quickly, like you

3021
02:40:13,959 --> 02:40:15,680
Speaker 12: know how you would try to slink your way out

3022
02:40:15,680 --> 02:40:17,200
Speaker 12: of a door if you didn't want anybody to see

3023
02:40:17,200 --> 02:40:19,040
Speaker 12: in your room, or like when you were sneaking out

3024
02:40:19,040 --> 02:40:21,440
Speaker 12: of somebody's dorm room in college, whatever it was, that's

3025
02:40:21,520 --> 02:40:23,240
Speaker 12: kind of what this person was doing. And I didn't

3026
02:40:23,280 --> 02:40:26,560
Speaker 12: really think anything of it until I went over and

3027
02:40:26,680 --> 02:40:29,320
Speaker 12: then opened the door, and it looked like the last

3028
02:40:30,000 --> 02:40:30,800
Speaker 12: five minutes of.

3029
02:40:30,800 --> 02:40:33,920
Speaker 2: The movie Saw, remember the original Saw movie.

3030
02:40:34,640 --> 02:40:36,320
Speaker 12: And I just kind of did the thing where I

3031
02:40:36,440 --> 02:40:39,199
Speaker 12: opened the door and looked, and then I just shut

3032
02:40:39,240 --> 02:40:43,560
Speaker 12: it back and literally walked backward, retraced my steps backward,

3033
02:40:45,200 --> 02:40:46,560
Speaker 12: and went up to the I had because I had

3034
02:40:46,600 --> 02:40:49,560
Speaker 12: a full cart, and went up to the customer service

3035
02:40:49,680 --> 02:40:52,880
Speaker 12: desk before I checked out, and I said, hey, you've

3036
02:40:52,959 --> 02:40:56,880
Speaker 12: got a problem back there in the bathroom, and she

3037
02:40:57,120 --> 02:40:58,760
Speaker 12: was like, she just kind of gave me this look.

3038
02:40:59,560 --> 02:41:01,960
Speaker 12: And you know, because you contend with homeless people and

3039
02:41:02,080 --> 02:41:04,360
Speaker 12: things like that, you didn't walk right in. But that

3040
02:41:04,440 --> 02:41:06,360
Speaker 12: didn't look like what this guy was who walked out

3041
02:41:06,440 --> 02:41:09,640
Speaker 12: like he was well dressed but had had some kind

3042
02:41:09,640 --> 02:41:12,080
Speaker 12: of issue. I always so I I realized in that

3043
02:41:12,200 --> 02:41:14,680
Speaker 12: moment that I had just ruined to this woman's day

3044
02:41:14,879 --> 02:41:16,840
Speaker 12: because she was probably gonna have to at the very

3045
02:41:16,920 --> 02:41:18,000
Speaker 12: least she had to go inspect it.

3046
02:41:18,320 --> 02:41:20,720
Speaker 3: I always worry that telling someone makes them think you

3047
02:41:20,920 --> 02:41:23,879
Speaker 3: just did it like I did it here, because I mean, listen,

3048
02:41:24,000 --> 02:41:27,200
Speaker 3: this this place, we've seen our fair share of bathroom

3049
02:41:27,280 --> 02:41:30,880
Speaker 3: destruction terrible. And I've gone to like the security person

3050
02:41:30,959 --> 02:41:32,840
Speaker 3: have been like, hey man, just gonna let you know.

3051
02:41:33,200 --> 02:41:35,039
Speaker 3: It starts on the floor and works its way up

3052
02:41:35,080 --> 02:41:38,080
Speaker 3: the wall and and and I feel like they look

3053
02:41:38,080 --> 02:41:38,879
Speaker 3: at me, like the.

3054
02:41:40,200 --> 02:41:42,039
Speaker 2: Works its way up the wall now.

3055
02:41:42,160 --> 02:41:44,640
Speaker 12: But I don't think if you tell them, I mean, yeah,

3056
02:41:44,640 --> 02:41:46,039
Speaker 12: but that's the perfect excuse if you.

3057
02:41:46,080 --> 02:41:46,520
Speaker 2: Did do it.

3058
02:41:47,120 --> 02:41:49,160
Speaker 12: I know, but I think I think if I think

3059
02:41:49,240 --> 02:41:51,720
Speaker 12: most people, if they did do it, they'd say stoe.

3060
02:41:51,760 --> 02:41:54,240
Speaker 2: They would they wouldn't say anything. Did I ever tell

3061
02:41:54,240 --> 02:41:58,080
Speaker 2: you my uh my McDonald's story. No, We went and

3062
02:41:58,160 --> 02:42:00,520
Speaker 2: bought illegal fireworks, and I was in Rhode Island. We

3063
02:42:00,600 --> 02:42:02,720
Speaker 2: drove up to New Hampshire where they're legal, right, and

3064
02:42:02,800 --> 02:42:05,360
Speaker 2: you can buy those big like you know, blow your

3065
02:42:05,440 --> 02:42:09,720
Speaker 2: head off type fireworks, big giant jectiles. So we loaded

3066
02:42:09,840 --> 02:42:11,200
Speaker 2: up this suv with it.

3067
02:42:11,320 --> 02:42:13,640
Speaker 3: I mean, we bought a ton of fireworks and we're

3068
02:42:13,680 --> 02:42:15,640
Speaker 3: driving back and I'm like, hey, guys, can we stop

3069
02:42:15,640 --> 02:42:18,080
Speaker 3: at that McDonalds. I have to hit the bathroom the

3070
02:42:18,160 --> 02:42:20,720
Speaker 3: middle of nowhere, New Hampshire but they got a brand

3071
02:42:20,800 --> 02:42:21,519
Speaker 3: new McDonald's.

3072
02:42:21,560 --> 02:42:23,200
Speaker 2: And I'm like, this is great. I go in, I

3073
02:42:23,240 --> 02:42:25,160
Speaker 2: can have a nice sit. Get what I gotta get

3074
02:42:25,920 --> 02:42:28,480
Speaker 2: to follow it? Not at all. So I walk in,

3075
02:42:29,320 --> 02:42:32,000
Speaker 2: I do my thing, and I'm walking out and I

3076
02:42:32,160 --> 02:42:35,280
Speaker 2: slip and I'm like what. I looked down and I

3077
02:42:35,400 --> 02:42:40,640
Speaker 2: stepped on a turd, dude, right then, right there. I

3078
02:42:40,800 --> 02:42:43,039
Speaker 2: walked over to the sink. I took my shoes off.

3079
02:42:43,360 --> 02:42:45,120
Speaker 2: I threw them in the trash. I brand I had

3080
02:42:45,360 --> 02:42:47,200
Speaker 2: just bought a brand new paranikes. I can tell you

3081
02:42:47,280 --> 02:42:48,200
Speaker 2: exactly what they look like.

3082
02:42:49,000 --> 02:42:49,120
Speaker 26: Uh.

3083
02:42:49,400 --> 02:42:51,920
Speaker 3: I threw them in the trash. I walked out barefoot.

3084
02:42:52,240 --> 02:42:54,000
Speaker 3: I got in the car. I had socks on.

3085
02:42:54,280 --> 02:42:54,880
Speaker 2: I got in the car.

3086
02:42:55,000 --> 02:42:57,760
Speaker 3: I threw my socks out the window and we started driving.

3087
02:42:57,800 --> 02:42:59,240
Speaker 3: My buddy's like, what the hell just happened?

3088
02:42:59,280 --> 02:43:00,240
Speaker 2: And I said, I just.

3089
02:43:00,240 --> 02:43:04,240
Speaker 3: Stepped in human crap. Yeah, in a brand new McDonald's.

3090
02:43:04,360 --> 02:43:04,720
Speaker 8: It's over.

3091
02:43:05,879 --> 02:43:07,320
Speaker 2: He's like, why did you just he' said you just

3092
02:43:07,360 --> 02:43:08,920
Speaker 2: bought those Why didn't you clean them? I'm like, there's

3093
02:43:09,000 --> 02:43:12,200
Speaker 2: no cleaning that, and no, there was. It's impossible for

3094
02:43:12,320 --> 02:43:13,600
Speaker 2: me to ever clean those shoes.

3095
02:43:13,640 --> 02:43:13,959
Speaker 8: It's over.

3096
02:43:14,200 --> 02:43:17,720
Speaker 2: They're gone. Yep. It's a complete and total loss.

3097
02:43:18,080 --> 02:43:20,240
Speaker 12: All right, I'm gonna call my insurance company and I'm

3098
02:43:20,240 --> 02:43:21,200
Speaker 12: gonna have them total it up.

3099
02:43:21,320 --> 02:43:23,119
Speaker 2: I look good in them for a day.

3100
02:43:23,400 --> 02:43:23,600
Speaker 15: Yeah.

3101
02:43:24,680 --> 02:43:26,360
Speaker 12: We were coming back from and then I will take

3102
02:43:26,400 --> 02:43:27,960
Speaker 12: a break here. Not to beliebor this point, because since

3103
02:43:28,000 --> 02:43:31,200
Speaker 12: we're on a roll. We were coming back from Louisll, Kentucky.

3104
02:43:31,400 --> 02:43:35,040
Speaker 12: Uh probably Halloween of twenty twenty three. We had gone

3105
02:43:35,080 --> 02:43:38,720
Speaker 12: for some big pumpkin thing and took our daughter whatever,

3106
02:43:38,760 --> 02:43:40,800
Speaker 12: and on the way back, it's a long trip. On

3107
02:43:40,879 --> 02:43:42,320
Speaker 12: the way back, we had pulled over to get some

3108
02:43:42,440 --> 02:43:44,680
Speaker 12: gas and there was one of those big convenience stores

3109
02:43:44,720 --> 02:43:47,520
Speaker 12: with a subway in it, sandwich place, so they have

3110
02:43:47,640 --> 02:43:50,119
Speaker 12: a bathroom, and so my wife and daughter were going

3111
02:43:50,160 --> 02:43:52,360
Speaker 12: into the ladies. I was going into the men's and

3112
02:43:52,480 --> 02:43:54,440
Speaker 12: as I opened again, I opened the door and the

3113
02:43:54,520 --> 02:43:58,280
Speaker 12: men's and it was as though somebody had pulled a

3114
02:43:58,360 --> 02:44:01,720
Speaker 12: prank and they were like, Hey, we're gonna renovate this bathroom,

3115
02:44:02,080 --> 02:44:05,680
Speaker 12: but we're going to paint it with poop. We're going

3116
02:44:05,800 --> 02:44:09,119
Speaker 12: to like it was an HGTV show. Hey, we're out

3117
02:44:09,160 --> 02:44:12,720
Speaker 12: of paint, so we're just gonna use poop. Use brown

3118
02:44:12,840 --> 02:44:15,440
Speaker 12: textured paint and literally to the point where like I

3119
02:44:15,640 --> 02:44:18,560
Speaker 12: stood outside and waited for my wife and child to

3120
02:44:18,600 --> 02:44:20,520
Speaker 12: finish what they were doing, and I go, Kime, here,

3121
02:44:20,560 --> 02:44:22,120
Speaker 12: come here, come here, come here, because I knew my

3122
02:44:22,240 --> 02:44:26,000
Speaker 12: daughter was gonna flip her shrimp, you gonna her wig

3123
02:44:26,160 --> 02:44:28,480
Speaker 12: was gonna fly off. And I opened the door and

3124
02:44:28,600 --> 02:44:31,840
Speaker 12: my daughter's just standing there like aghast, like she doesn't

3125
02:44:31,920 --> 02:44:34,200
Speaker 12: know what she's looking at. And she's like what, I go,

3126
02:44:34,440 --> 02:44:37,160
Speaker 12: that is exactly what you think it is. Somebody has

3127
02:44:37,200 --> 02:44:39,200
Speaker 12: gone in here. And then as we're walking out, you know,

3128
02:44:39,320 --> 02:44:41,520
Speaker 12: as the belding's on the door, I look at the

3129
02:44:41,560 --> 02:44:43,480
Speaker 12: guy behind the counter subway and I go, you got.

3130
02:44:43,400 --> 02:44:45,800
Speaker 2: A real problem back there, and you better go check

3131
02:44:45,840 --> 02:44:46,120
Speaker 2: it out.

3132
02:44:47,320 --> 02:44:50,920
Speaker 12: And hey, liberal on the fixens all right, next time

3133
02:44:51,000 --> 02:44:53,600
Speaker 12: I come and get a foot long from the norm

3134
02:44:53,800 --> 02:44:56,560
Speaker 12: who's one of our listeners in Detroit. He goes, look

3135
02:44:56,600 --> 02:44:58,520
Speaker 12: what I was just reading as you were talking about

3136
02:44:58,560 --> 02:45:02,680
Speaker 12: this tis is the name of the company. What they

3137
02:45:02,800 --> 02:45:05,800
Speaker 12: used to be GM or they merged like some automakers.

3138
02:45:05,879 --> 02:45:08,000
Speaker 2: I think it was Jeep, right, is that what it was?

3139
02:45:08,640 --> 02:45:11,400
Speaker 12: Okay, Well it's called Stilantis now and they have a

3140
02:45:11,480 --> 02:45:20,279
Speaker 12: plant in Cocomo, Indiana, and somebody destroyed one of their bathrooms,

3141
02:45:20,720 --> 02:45:22,840
Speaker 12: and Stilanta says they're not going to pay for it.

3142
02:45:23,240 --> 02:45:26,720
Speaker 12: They are going to keep that bathroom closed while they

3143
02:45:26,840 --> 02:45:32,320
Speaker 12: mount an investigation. And so imagine you got to hope

3144
02:45:32,360 --> 02:45:35,360
Speaker 12: there's the like green air creeping out from underneath that,

3145
02:45:35,480 --> 02:45:37,720
Speaker 12: you know, as the bathroom begins.

3146
02:45:37,480 --> 02:45:41,080
Speaker 2: To you know, cake and an investigation.

3147
02:45:41,360 --> 02:45:44,840
Speaker 12: Well, but this also, i'll read it to you as

3148
02:45:44,920 --> 02:45:47,320
Speaker 12: it's written in this article in the Detroit Free Press.

3149
02:45:47,520 --> 02:45:52,160
Speaker 12: But also this sounds like something that was very specifically done.

3150
02:45:52,200 --> 02:45:55,359
Speaker 12: This doesn't sound like oops all turns.

3151
02:45:55,040 --> 02:45:57,160
Speaker 2: You know, one of those. This sounds like something that

3152
02:45:57,520 --> 02:45:59,080
Speaker 2: was you know, maybe.

3153
02:45:58,840 --> 02:46:01,800
Speaker 12: It was someone's last day, maybe somebody had a non

3154
02:46:01,879 --> 02:46:03,400
Speaker 12: productive UAW meeting.

3155
02:46:03,440 --> 02:46:05,000
Speaker 2: I don't know what it was at.

3156
02:46:06,480 --> 02:46:10,039
Speaker 12: The mess included wiping a feces on the bathroom walls,

3157
02:46:10,480 --> 02:46:14,720
Speaker 12: all over the disability handlebars, all over the door latches

3158
02:46:14,840 --> 02:46:22,440
Speaker 12: and sinks, and leaving quote piles on the floor. This

3159
02:46:22,600 --> 02:46:25,840
Speaker 12: is in Kocomo, Indiana, a Stilantis there, and so obviously

3160
02:46:25,920 --> 02:46:31,680
Speaker 12: the people in charge are like, why why would anybody?

3161
02:46:31,959 --> 02:46:35,039
Speaker 12: It's disgusting and it's careless and it's awful, and obviously

3162
02:46:35,320 --> 02:46:37,480
Speaker 12: and so Stilantis is like, well, we're not going to

3163
02:46:37,560 --> 02:46:41,240
Speaker 12: pay to have this cleaned until we know exactly what happened. Now,

3164
02:46:41,320 --> 02:46:44,400
Speaker 12: that's kind of you know, the law of unintended consequences

3165
02:46:44,440 --> 02:46:46,120
Speaker 12: there means the people who work there are going to

3166
02:46:46,240 --> 02:46:47,040
Speaker 12: end up cleaning it.

3167
02:46:47,640 --> 02:46:51,600
Speaker 2: They're not going to wait for this to get investigated.

3168
02:46:52,959 --> 02:46:55,200
Speaker 12: The company's planet is to lock the bathrooms found in

3169
02:46:55,320 --> 02:46:59,200
Speaker 12: the quote grotesque state. That's no way to refer to Michigan,

3170
02:47:00,800 --> 02:47:03,879
Speaker 12: rather than having them cleaned and returned to service right away.

3171
02:47:05,240 --> 02:47:09,680
Speaker 12: You know, cleaning crews. We've got some very efficient cleaning

3172
02:47:09,800 --> 02:47:12,720
Speaker 12: crews here at six six eight euclids, some very nice women.

3173
02:47:13,440 --> 02:47:15,360
Speaker 12: At least I know we have multiple teams, but I'm

3174
02:47:15,400 --> 02:47:18,000
Speaker 12: only familiar with the women and men who are here

3175
02:47:18,040 --> 02:47:23,640
Speaker 12: in the morning when I'm here and uh boy, there.

3176
02:47:24,040 --> 02:47:26,800
Speaker 12: It really goes beyond just like oh, they're out of

3177
02:47:26,840 --> 02:47:31,199
Speaker 12: paper towels. There are some terrible situations that these people

3178
02:47:31,240 --> 02:47:31,880
Speaker 12: are walking into.

3179
02:47:32,200 --> 02:47:34,240
Speaker 3: It was so bad that one that was here for

3180
02:47:34,320 --> 02:47:36,560
Speaker 3: a long time. Do you remember she just quit. She

3181
02:47:36,720 --> 02:47:38,760
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I can't do this anymore. Yes, Well,

3182
02:47:38,760 --> 02:47:40,840
Speaker 3: well it was so bad. I was like, I'm done.

3183
02:47:40,959 --> 02:47:43,879
Speaker 12: I never got I didn't understand that that's why she left.

3184
02:47:43,920 --> 02:47:45,959
Speaker 12: I just thought there's a little bit of a revolving

3185
02:47:46,080 --> 02:47:47,840
Speaker 12: door in that in that team.

3186
02:47:48,080 --> 02:47:50,080
Speaker 3: No, she told us it was a realific incident. She

3187
02:47:50,200 --> 02:47:51,520
Speaker 3: went in and she was like, yeah, she just put

3188
02:47:51,560 --> 02:47:53,760
Speaker 3: out of order, and she's like, I'm out. She walked,

3189
02:47:53,879 --> 02:47:56,720
Speaker 3: can't do it anymore. Yeah, I mean, when you start

3190
02:47:56,760 --> 02:47:59,600
Speaker 3: looking for a hose instead of cleaning supplies, you gotta

3191
02:47:59,600 --> 02:48:00,879
Speaker 3: just be like them out and gone.

3192
02:48:01,040 --> 02:48:03,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is I don't know if I have a

3193
02:48:03,160 --> 02:48:05,680
Speaker 2: length of hose that'll stretch from the slop sink all

3194
02:48:05,720 --> 02:48:08,000
Speaker 2: the way to this third stall. Man.

3195
02:48:08,240 --> 02:48:09,920
Speaker 12: Well, because we have a restaurant right here on the

3196
02:48:09,959 --> 02:48:13,119
Speaker 12: ground floor, and so you know, like you know, there's

3197
02:48:13,160 --> 02:48:15,120
Speaker 12: always some kind of game day or some kind of

3198
02:48:15,200 --> 02:48:19,360
Speaker 12: downtown situation and those people get drunk, they eat too

3199
02:48:19,440 --> 02:48:20,439
Speaker 12: much whatever.

3200
02:48:20,320 --> 02:48:23,240
Speaker 3: And it's like, man, and it's and they're like, well,

3201
02:48:23,280 --> 02:48:26,440
Speaker 3: it's it's it's it's only the restaurant and your space

3202
02:48:26,600 --> 02:48:29,400
Speaker 3: using it. And I'm like, but all you have to

3203
02:48:29,440 --> 02:48:30,720
Speaker 3: do is go into the restaurant and then you can

3204
02:48:30,840 --> 02:48:33,080
Speaker 3: use that bathroom. So even if some mu's walking by

3205
02:48:33,160 --> 02:48:36,039
Speaker 3: to go to a Browns game, it's a warm bathroom

3206
02:48:36,080 --> 02:48:37,480
Speaker 3: as well, sometimes it's one.

3207
02:48:37,520 --> 02:48:42,600
Speaker 2: Sometimes it is Hey, Brett, how are you doing. What's

3208
02:48:42,640 --> 02:48:43,320
Speaker 2: going on? Brett?

3209
02:48:43,920 --> 02:48:45,200
Speaker 8: Oh not much?

3210
02:48:45,240 --> 02:48:47,880
Speaker 18: Didn't I like talk still that's on your show. But yeah,

3211
02:48:47,879 --> 02:48:50,199
Speaker 18: I had a girlfriend, and yeah I had a girlfriend

3212
02:48:50,200 --> 02:48:53,800
Speaker 18: in high school. It was prom day and she pulled,

3213
02:48:53,959 --> 02:48:55,760
Speaker 18: like the lima pulled up and we were walking out.

3214
02:48:55,840 --> 02:48:57,920
Speaker 18: I had five dogs as a kid, so there's a

3215
02:48:57,959 --> 02:49:01,480
Speaker 18: lot of you know, pieces everywhere. So we're taking pictures.

3216
02:49:01,520 --> 02:49:03,720
Speaker 18: She turns around to get in the car. She slips

3217
02:49:04,040 --> 02:49:06,560
Speaker 18: false face first into a pile of dog crap.

3218
02:49:07,920 --> 02:49:11,640
Speaker 2: This was at your house before the limo pulled out. Yeah, no,

3219
02:49:11,800 --> 02:49:12,840
Speaker 2: so the limo just pulled in.

3220
02:49:12,920 --> 02:49:15,240
Speaker 18: We're taking pictures in front of the limo and then yeah,

3221
02:49:15,400 --> 02:49:18,480
Speaker 18: she pulls, turns around and faceful.

3222
02:49:18,840 --> 02:49:21,000
Speaker 2: These were large dogs, I have to assume read like

3223
02:49:21,080 --> 02:49:22,120
Speaker 2: great Danes or something.

3224
02:49:22,600 --> 02:49:26,920
Speaker 18: Yeah, we had three boxers and like a big, like

3225
02:49:26,959 --> 02:49:28,600
Speaker 18: a big one hundred and fifty pound dogs.

3226
02:49:28,680 --> 02:49:31,600
Speaker 2: So a little small matter, you know, And now it's

3227
02:49:31,640 --> 02:49:33,039
Speaker 2: like a pony you're riding around.

3228
02:49:33,120 --> 02:49:35,120
Speaker 12: So I assumed she was a heels in the whole

3229
02:49:35,160 --> 02:49:36,560
Speaker 12: traditional prom regalitator.

3230
02:49:37,240 --> 02:49:40,280
Speaker 18: Yeah no, pun intended. I dumped her after that, and

3231
02:49:40,360 --> 02:49:43,000
Speaker 18: then I did end up taking her best friend to

3232
02:49:43,040 --> 02:49:43,720
Speaker 18: prom Wait.

3233
02:49:43,560 --> 02:49:47,080
Speaker 12: Wait wait wait wait wait wait a second way, stop

3234
02:49:47,120 --> 02:49:51,160
Speaker 12: the clock, wait a second. So she threw no fold

3235
02:49:51,240 --> 02:49:55,520
Speaker 12: of her own slips in poop and what at your house?

3236
02:49:55,600 --> 02:49:56,520
Speaker 2: It's prom night?

3237
02:49:56,640 --> 02:50:00,160
Speaker 18: What do you mean you dumped her and took her friend? Yea,

3238
02:50:00,200 --> 02:50:01,920
Speaker 18: her friend was there too as a third wheel. So

3239
02:50:02,000 --> 02:50:03,600
Speaker 18: I was just like, oh, you know, I think you

3240
02:50:03,600 --> 02:50:05,480
Speaker 18: should go home. And then I took her friend.

3241
02:50:06,200 --> 02:50:08,080
Speaker 12: I think you should go home, and you took her friend?

3242
02:50:08,280 --> 02:50:10,920
Speaker 12: But why was her friend third wheeling PROMP? That means

3243
02:50:11,000 --> 02:50:14,000
Speaker 12: that she thought something terrible was going to happen to

3244
02:50:14,160 --> 02:50:15,800
Speaker 12: her friend with you, Brett.

3245
02:50:17,280 --> 02:50:19,440
Speaker 18: I'm not sure, but uh, she had no friends, no

3246
02:50:19,520 --> 02:50:21,000
Speaker 18: one to take with her, so she was trying to

3247
02:50:21,000 --> 02:50:22,199
Speaker 18: be nice and brought her friend along.

3248
02:50:22,280 --> 02:50:27,199
Speaker 2: And then yeah, I ultimate understudy. Boy, you talk about

3249
02:50:27,240 --> 02:50:31,000
Speaker 2: a wing woman? Hey, dude, tell me, did the cameras

3250
02:50:31,080 --> 02:50:33,440
Speaker 2: keep rolling? Like somewhere in your files do you have

3251
02:50:33,640 --> 02:50:36,520
Speaker 2: a photograph of this woman face first and a big turd?

3252
02:50:38,160 --> 02:50:40,200
Speaker 18: My mom might because she was she had like a

3253
02:50:40,240 --> 02:50:43,119
Speaker 18: big old cannon camera. She was just taking snap after

3254
02:50:43,200 --> 02:50:44,320
Speaker 18: snap second reels.

3255
02:50:44,360 --> 02:50:46,039
Speaker 2: So it was like, what's so good?

3256
02:50:46,160 --> 02:50:47,960
Speaker 3: Like you don't stop at that point like, if that

3257
02:50:48,040 --> 02:50:50,560
Speaker 3: incident happens while you're taking photos, you keep snapping.

3258
02:50:51,120 --> 02:50:52,400
Speaker 2: But how did she get home?

3259
02:50:52,959 --> 02:50:55,800
Speaker 8: It was terrible. This guy mom was there, they lived

3260
02:50:55,840 --> 02:50:57,959
Speaker 8: about like they lived.

3261
02:50:57,720 --> 02:51:01,600
Speaker 2: About like five minutes away. So my dad closed her

3262
02:51:01,640 --> 02:51:06,280
Speaker 2: off with the water hose. No, so she's in her dress.

3263
02:51:06,800 --> 02:51:10,039
Speaker 12: It was all on her and so well, yeah, of course,

3264
02:51:10,120 --> 02:51:13,360
Speaker 12: so she gets taken home, you take her friend prom

3265
02:51:14,040 --> 02:51:15,960
Speaker 12: and then then what's the aftermath of that?

3266
02:51:16,160 --> 02:51:17,760
Speaker 2: You place a call to her the next day to

3267
02:51:17,840 --> 02:51:18,320
Speaker 2: check on her.

3268
02:51:19,720 --> 02:51:22,040
Speaker 18: Uh No, the next day was so prom was on

3269
02:51:22,120 --> 02:51:24,600
Speaker 18: a Thursday night for some reason, next day with school,

3270
02:51:25,120 --> 02:51:26,039
Speaker 18: so it was pretty awkward.

3271
02:51:26,080 --> 02:51:29,480
Speaker 12: Wait, what the hell kind of universe prom on a

3272
02:51:29,640 --> 02:51:32,240
Speaker 12: Thursday night? What does your school have ten people in

3273
02:51:32,320 --> 02:51:33,879
Speaker 12: it Thursday night?

3274
02:51:33,920 --> 02:51:37,400
Speaker 18: And then everybody private a weird private school, so we

3275
02:51:37,440 --> 02:51:39,200
Speaker 18: had to wear like uniforms and stuff like that.

3276
02:51:39,480 --> 02:51:44,320
Speaker 2: So okay kids eight thirty times. Wow, Well, maybe slipping

3277
02:51:44,360 --> 02:51:46,200
Speaker 2: and crap was the best thing that happened to her.

3278
02:51:46,240 --> 02:51:48,840
Speaker 2: Then she didn't have to go to this crazy Thursday

3279
02:51:48,920 --> 02:51:53,480
Speaker 2: night prom. And then everybody's back at school the next day. Wow,

3280
02:51:54,600 --> 02:51:56,680
Speaker 2: she's telling everybody how she slipped and pooper? Did she

3281
02:51:56,840 --> 02:51:57,840
Speaker 2: just take that Friday off.

3282
02:52:00,080 --> 02:52:02,560
Speaker 18: She was there, but I don't she wasn't talking much.

3283
02:52:02,879 --> 02:52:05,480
Speaker 18: I don't think she story was this here in Ohio?

3284
02:52:05,800 --> 02:52:08,760
Speaker 18: Pretty embarrassing? No, I'm actually from Michigan.

3285
02:52:10,080 --> 02:52:12,000
Speaker 2: I was really hoping she was listening and if she

3286
02:52:12,040 --> 02:52:14,800
Speaker 2: could call into I was gonna where in Michigan was this?

3287
02:52:14,959 --> 02:52:17,280
Speaker 8: But actually, actually, you want to.

3288
02:52:17,280 --> 02:52:18,000
Speaker 18: Know what's crazy?

3289
02:52:19,400 --> 02:52:19,959
Speaker 2: You married her?

3290
02:52:20,520 --> 02:52:23,160
Speaker 12: This isna say? I think all this is creaty the

3291
02:52:23,280 --> 02:52:25,359
Speaker 12: friend and her your sister wives?

3292
02:52:25,560 --> 02:52:26,520
Speaker 2: Is that the reveal here?

3293
02:52:27,959 --> 02:52:31,440
Speaker 8: So so she three months after that found out she

3294
02:52:31,560 --> 02:52:34,160
Speaker 8: was pregnant, but not by you.

3295
02:52:35,600 --> 02:52:38,520
Speaker 2: No, of course not. I was gonna say, yeah, yeah,

3296
02:52:38,680 --> 02:52:41,320
Speaker 2: that's karma in a nutshell, Wow, it's karma.

3297
02:52:41,400 --> 02:52:43,240
Speaker 12: It just so happened that, like you know, she found

3298
02:52:43,280 --> 02:52:46,800
Speaker 12: a guy who was turned on by girls who smelled

3299
02:52:46,879 --> 02:52:48,680
Speaker 12: like poop probably I guess.

3300
02:52:48,560 --> 02:52:50,600
Speaker 8: You know, No, that was prior to that.

3301
02:52:50,800 --> 02:52:54,160
Speaker 2: So oh, she was like six months pressure she had

3302
02:52:54,160 --> 02:52:56,600
Speaker 2: a butt in the oven and you didn't know I see,

3303
02:52:56,800 --> 02:53:00,560
Speaker 2: all right, well wow, what a roller was through there

3304
02:53:00,640 --> 02:53:04,760
Speaker 2: with Where in Michigan was this? Brett Detroit?

3305
02:53:05,200 --> 02:53:05,480
Speaker 15: Wow?

3306
02:53:05,920 --> 02:53:08,720
Speaker 12: All right, well, thank you, Brett. I appreciate the story.

3307
02:53:08,879 --> 02:53:13,720
Speaker 12: Think about that, that's insane. Yeah, So anyway, I had

3308
02:53:13,760 --> 02:53:16,120
Speaker 12: all these dogs, and it was my fault because the

3309
02:53:16,280 --> 02:53:19,360
Speaker 12: dogs were dropping poop everywhere. This girl slips in at

3310
02:53:19,400 --> 02:53:22,440
Speaker 12: my prom day and then I send her home and

3311
02:53:22,600 --> 02:53:25,800
Speaker 12: go with her friend to prom on a Thursday night,

3312
02:53:27,600 --> 02:53:29,960
Speaker 12: and then we all go to school on Friday.

3313
02:53:30,440 --> 02:53:32,320
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, bitch, but I just can't do this because

3314
02:53:32,760 --> 02:53:35,879
Speaker 2: that whole face thing of yours is just grossing me out.

3315
02:53:36,160 --> 02:53:38,520
Speaker 2: You should go home. I'm gonna go try to bang

3316
02:53:38,560 --> 02:53:41,320
Speaker 2: your friend. Oh man, I guess I'm too nice or

3317
02:53:41,400 --> 02:53:43,240
Speaker 2: I was too nice back then. I would have.

3318
02:53:43,640 --> 02:53:45,560
Speaker 12: I mean, by the time I got to prom, I

3319
02:53:45,680 --> 02:53:47,760
Speaker 12: wanted to I was going. I went to prom with

3320
02:53:47,959 --> 02:53:51,000
Speaker 12: my girlfriend at the time, but I was I just

3321
02:53:51,320 --> 02:53:53,240
Speaker 12: hated her guts by the time prom came, and she

3322
02:53:53,400 --> 02:53:55,240
Speaker 12: like begged me not to break up with her before prom,

3323
02:53:55,320 --> 02:53:57,959
Speaker 12: and so we went. But I couldn't wait to get

3324
02:53:58,000 --> 02:54:00,840
Speaker 12: out of that after prom, and she even slipp and poop.

3325
02:54:00,959 --> 02:54:03,280
Speaker 12: I mean, she was just like a you know it

3326
02:54:03,360 --> 02:54:07,640
Speaker 12: just didn't didn't like her anymore. But that guy Rent, Wow,

3327
02:54:07,959 --> 02:54:08,920
Speaker 12: where'd you go to high school?

3328
02:54:08,959 --> 02:54:09,119
Speaker 13: Cat?

3329
02:54:10,280 --> 02:54:12,240
Speaker 14: I went to Brexil Rebby Heights High School And you.

3330
02:54:12,280 --> 02:54:14,000
Speaker 2: Went to a prom with a young man?

3331
02:54:14,200 --> 02:54:14,400
Speaker 15: Yeah?

3332
02:54:15,160 --> 02:54:17,000
Speaker 2: It was your prom and enjoyable experience?

3333
02:54:17,879 --> 02:54:20,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was, it was. It was fun.

3334
02:54:20,640 --> 02:54:23,880
Speaker 2: I only went my senior year, so I only went once. Well, yeah,

3335
02:54:24,000 --> 02:54:26,280
Speaker 2: I mean I went. Some people go away more than that,

3336
02:54:26,600 --> 02:54:27,760
Speaker 2: way more than that. What do you mean.

3337
02:54:28,040 --> 02:54:30,440
Speaker 14: I mean there's some girls that are dating somebody older

3338
02:54:30,480 --> 02:54:32,160
Speaker 14: and they've been going since freshman school.

3339
02:54:32,160 --> 02:54:35,160
Speaker 12: Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, my Catholic school,

3340
02:54:35,200 --> 02:54:37,000
Speaker 12: you had to be a junior or a senior to go.

3341
02:54:37,360 --> 02:54:39,320
Speaker 12: I went my senior year because it's not like I was.

3342
02:54:39,680 --> 02:54:43,119
Speaker 12: People weren't crawling up my poll, you know. And then

3343
02:54:43,160 --> 02:54:45,280
Speaker 12: I started dating a girl who was like a year

3344
02:54:45,360 --> 02:54:46,720
Speaker 12: behind me. And then I went to hurt Prom the

3345
02:54:46,720 --> 02:54:48,040
Speaker 12: next year. I had a hell of a lot more fun.

3346
02:54:48,080 --> 02:54:49,200
Speaker 2: I Hurt Prom. They didn't mind.

3347
02:54:49,520 --> 02:54:51,840
Speaker 12: But some people have just had terrible I mean, yeah,

3348
02:54:52,000 --> 02:54:54,280
Speaker 12: nothing that rises to the level of slipping and you know,

3349
02:54:54,400 --> 02:54:54,880
Speaker 12: dog crap.

3350
02:54:54,959 --> 02:54:58,080
Speaker 14: But so thankfully that nothing like that happened. But yeah,

3351
02:54:58,440 --> 02:55:00,680
Speaker 14: Brexlevil Brebbe Heights a good problem.

3352
02:55:00,840 --> 02:55:05,040
Speaker 2: What's the team there? The Bees? The Bees. Yeah, it's

3353
02:55:05,120 --> 02:55:05,640
Speaker 2: kind of funny.

3354
02:55:05,640 --> 02:55:08,240
Speaker 14: I went from being a Bee to being a yellow

3355
02:55:08,320 --> 02:55:10,560
Speaker 14: jacket when I went to BW Right, So I just

3356
02:55:10,640 --> 02:55:12,840
Speaker 14: never grout of it, and now I'm cat.

3357
02:55:12,680 --> 02:55:20,320
Speaker 2: B Hey is it Solomon? Yes, yes, like the King.

3358
02:55:20,720 --> 02:55:24,280
Speaker 2: What's up Salomon the King? Yeah, son of David. I

3359
02:55:24,440 --> 02:55:26,920
Speaker 2: just wanted to give you a story. I don't know

3360
02:55:27,000 --> 02:55:28,920
Speaker 2: I can follow that one. That one had a lot

3361
02:55:29,080 --> 02:55:31,280
Speaker 2: going on, sure did, but good luck.

3362
02:55:31,720 --> 02:55:31,920
Speaker 13: Yeah.

3363
02:55:33,720 --> 02:55:35,960
Speaker 7: Back when I was about listen, I'm forty two now,

3364
02:55:36,040 --> 02:55:37,960
Speaker 7: but back when I was like nineteen years old, I

3365
02:55:38,120 --> 02:55:43,720
Speaker 7: worked at a Walmart and I was a stockman. And

3366
02:55:43,920 --> 02:55:46,880
Speaker 7: our stockman job was basically pretty much grunts.

3367
02:55:47,000 --> 02:55:47,600
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

3368
02:55:47,600 --> 02:55:49,879
Speaker 7: We just did pretty much everything that nobody else wanted

3369
02:55:49,920 --> 02:55:50,080
Speaker 7: to do.

3370
02:55:50,280 --> 02:55:53,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it felt like anyway.

3371
02:55:53,400 --> 02:55:54,960
Speaker 8: And so I get this call to go.

3372
02:55:55,080 --> 02:55:56,800
Speaker 7: It was like, hey, can you check out the bathrooms?

3373
02:55:56,840 --> 02:55:59,080
Speaker 7: We got a call for a bathroom, So I said, okay, cool,

3374
02:55:59,200 --> 02:56:02,080
Speaker 7: no problem. So I walked up to the men's room.

3375
02:56:02,440 --> 02:56:04,560
Speaker 7: Men's room doesn't look so bad. So I was just like,

3376
02:56:04,720 --> 02:56:08,720
Speaker 7: I'm expecting it's the men's room, you know, because guys, kuysa, guys.

3377
02:56:09,760 --> 02:56:12,720
Speaker 2: This is when you learned how nightmarish a female bathroom

3378
02:56:12,760 --> 02:56:14,560
Speaker 2: can be. Exactly.

3379
02:56:14,720 --> 02:56:18,840
Speaker 7: This was my introduction to Sorry Cat, but y'all, y'all

3380
02:56:18,840 --> 02:56:22,280
Speaker 7: a nightmares when it comes to that bathroom.

3381
02:56:22,560 --> 02:56:23,560
Speaker 10: Dude, I walk in.

3382
02:56:25,160 --> 02:56:27,600
Speaker 8: And I did my little double take step back.

3383
02:56:27,480 --> 02:56:28,360
Speaker 2: Kind of like what you did.

3384
02:56:29,000 --> 02:56:32,199
Speaker 7: But I was just like, I cannot believe. I'm looking

3385
02:56:32,360 --> 02:56:40,000
Speaker 7: down sideways, sideways and up Allan and it was there.

3386
02:56:40,720 --> 02:56:43,800
Speaker 2: It was there. It was a mixture of crap and

3387
02:56:44,240 --> 02:56:46,680
Speaker 2: and women feminine products.

3388
02:56:46,920 --> 02:56:50,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh my god, dude, it looked like it looked

3389
02:56:50,320 --> 02:56:53,600
Speaker 7: like it looked like a CSI scene, Like it was bad,

3390
02:56:53,720 --> 02:56:57,199
Speaker 7: like somebody had a moment. They did not clean it properly,

3391
02:56:57,720 --> 02:56:59,480
Speaker 7: or they did not take care of themselves properly.

3392
02:56:59,560 --> 02:57:09,440
Speaker 2: And it was everywhere. Man on the ceiling. God, it

3393
02:57:09,680 --> 02:57:13,320
Speaker 2: was up, it was everywhere, it was down, it was over.

3394
02:57:13,440 --> 02:57:14,360
Speaker 8: It was what did you do?

3395
02:57:15,480 --> 02:57:17,320
Speaker 2: Did you clean it, Solomon? Or did you just bail?

3396
02:57:18,320 --> 02:57:18,600
Speaker 15: Dude?

3397
02:57:19,160 --> 02:57:21,360
Speaker 7: I wanted to bail, but it's my job. It was

3398
02:57:21,400 --> 02:57:24,400
Speaker 7: like my second job I've ever had. I was just like,

3399
02:57:24,760 --> 02:57:26,920
Speaker 7: so I called my boss and I go, dude, it's

3400
02:57:26,959 --> 02:57:29,640
Speaker 7: on the ceiling. And he was just like, stop lying.

3401
02:57:30,240 --> 02:57:32,279
Speaker 4: And then I was just like, I'm not lying.

3402
02:57:32,480 --> 02:57:33,680
Speaker 2: It's on the ceiling.

3403
02:57:34,200 --> 02:57:34,959
Speaker 20: And he was just like.

3404
02:57:38,040 --> 02:57:40,360
Speaker 8: He had the most defeated sigh I've.

3405
02:57:40,280 --> 02:57:43,200
Speaker 2: Ever heard in my entire life. Right, Solomon walks in.

3406
02:57:43,280 --> 02:57:45,320
Speaker 12: He's like he's got a miner's helmet with the thing

3407
02:57:45,360 --> 02:57:48,680
Speaker 12: he's got. I got we got stalactites in here, man,

3408
02:57:48,800 --> 02:57:49,680
Speaker 12: I can't deal with this.

3409
02:57:51,160 --> 02:57:53,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like in the Mammoth Caves in Kentucky or something.

3410
02:57:54,640 --> 02:57:56,480
Speaker 15: Bat Lady.

3411
02:57:56,560 --> 02:57:58,920
Speaker 7: They gave me gloves. They gave me a bag I

3412
02:57:59,040 --> 02:58:02,320
Speaker 7: had to wear like a a garbage bag. Basically, they

3413
02:58:02,360 --> 02:58:05,880
Speaker 7: gave me like this like goggle thing. I want you

3414
02:58:05,920 --> 02:58:06,760
Speaker 7: to have eye protection.

3415
02:58:07,200 --> 02:58:09,640
Speaker 12: It's like, yeah, he's like he's chasing an out break

3416
02:58:09,720 --> 02:58:10,760
Speaker 12: monkey around or something.

3417
02:58:12,640 --> 02:58:14,120
Speaker 2: Well, you live to tell the tale.

3418
02:58:14,240 --> 02:58:16,360
Speaker 15: So yes, I did.

3419
02:58:16,440 --> 02:58:19,040
Speaker 7: And I learned a very hardcore lesson about females. And

3420
02:58:19,080 --> 02:58:21,000
Speaker 7: I was just like, you know what I used to

3421
02:58:21,040 --> 02:58:22,880
Speaker 7: put it, Put them on a pedestal, you know, and

3422
02:58:23,720 --> 02:58:24,920
Speaker 7: be worried about chasing them.

3423
02:58:24,959 --> 02:58:28,240
Speaker 2: But now I'm just like, nope, that fear is over with. Plus,

3424
02:58:28,320 --> 02:58:30,280
Speaker 2: when you put him on that pedestal, it puts them

3425
02:58:30,320 --> 02:58:32,080
Speaker 2: closer to the ceiling and that's how they get it

3426
02:58:32,160 --> 02:58:35,240
Speaker 2: up there. Solon, you gotta be careful with them. You

3427
02:58:35,440 --> 02:58:41,160
Speaker 2: are the man, all right, Thank you, Solomon, thank you. Accident,

3428
02:58:43,400 --> 02:58:44,600
Speaker 2: it's not an accident at all.

3429
02:58:46,520 --> 02:58:49,680
Speaker 12: Oh, it's on the ceiling. It's like one of those

3430
02:58:49,720 --> 02:58:53,320
Speaker 12: horror movies right where there's a line that just sends

3431
02:58:53,360 --> 02:58:57,879
Speaker 12: a chill do on everyone's spine. The call is coming

3432
02:58:57,959 --> 02:59:02,520
Speaker 12: from inside the house, man, and we've traced where the

3433
02:59:02,959 --> 02:59:06,600
Speaker 12: calls are coming from, and they're coming from inside the house.

3434
02:59:07,800 --> 02:59:10,200
Speaker 12: Solomon walks out and they say what's the matter, and

3435
02:59:10,280 --> 02:59:11,720
Speaker 12: he just goes, it's up.

3436
02:59:13,760 --> 02:59:18,680
Speaker 2: It's up. It was up, yeah, not on the ceiling.

3437
02:59:22,480 --> 02:59:24,280
Speaker 5: And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch

3438
02:59:24,400 --> 02:59:27,280
Speaker 5: is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3439
02:59:29,400 --> 02:59:29,920
Speaker 8: Get out of it.

3440
02:59:31,040 --> 02:59:36,640
Speaker 20: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3441
02:59:37,879 --> 02:59:39,880
Speaker 20: Be careful of what you do.

3442
02:59:41,320 --> 02:59:43,440
Speaker 15: Big Brother is watching you.

3443
02:59:44,840 --> 02:59:50,600
Speaker 20: Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

3444
02:59:51,800 --> 02:59:56,080
Speaker 15: One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother

3445
02:59:56,360 --> 02:59:59,720
Speaker 15: is watching you. And well all that.

3446
03:00:01,600 --> 03:00:07,880
Speaker 29: Remember obedience pain And when you watch that Davy screens,

3447
03:00:08,360 --> 03:00:14,760
Speaker 29: remember it works both ways. You'll disappear in a wink.

3448
03:00:16,080 --> 03:00:21,800
Speaker 20: Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.

3449
03:00:22,879 --> 03:00:25,040
Speaker 15: Big Brother is watching you.