Speaker 1: All right, it is mojo in the morning. So I
Speaker 1: went to a new doctor. I got my doctor, uh
Speaker 1: got me an appointment with another doctor. So I have
Speaker 1: been doing testosterone for a little bit.
Speaker 2: Is it helping?
Speaker 1: Yes, you know what, you know where it helps me,
Speaker 1: not sexually, it helps me sleep.
Speaker 3: I was wondering, like why I.
Speaker 1: Had I had my testosterone checked by a testosterone doctor,
Speaker 1: like one of those clinics that does just testosterone stuff.
Speaker 1: And you know how women go to, women go to
Speaker 1: get botox and beauty and stuff. I went to a
Speaker 1: dude doctor men too, and men men, you know, men
Speaker 1: too exactly. So I had it checked and my testosterone
Speaker 1: was one hundred. And your testosterone at one hundred is
Speaker 1: like ridiculous, Like you should at least at my age,
Speaker 1: I should be up five seven, six hundred whatever like that,
Speaker 1: or eight hundred or more.
Speaker 2: You should be one thousand.
Speaker 3: Maybe, you know, do you still think about sucks boobs
Speaker 3: as much as you do?
Speaker 2: No, this is weird, this is crazy. I was at
Speaker 2: one hundred.
Speaker 1: I was literally almost a woman at that moment, and
Speaker 1: I kind of realized what it was.
Speaker 2: I was actually enjoying it. I really kind of enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: For a little bit.
Speaker 1: So no, so I started taking testosterone. And then my
Speaker 1: doctor didn't like the idea that I was going to
Speaker 1: take testosterone from the doctor that I was taking testosterone,
Speaker 1: and so she said, let's have you go to a
Speaker 1: Michigan doctor, you know, a professional urologist that does this
Speaker 1: whole thing and doesn't do all this, and we're going
Speaker 1: to have her check you out. So she got me
Speaker 1: an appointment with a urologist. This is where the topic
Speaker 1: comes into play. So I go to the doctor and
Speaker 1: I check in at the front desk, and I usually
Speaker 1: like to see what my doctors look like beforehand, so
Speaker 1: I kind of know who my doctor is. Like I
Speaker 1: kind of have an idea, like, Hi, doctor, are you doing?
Speaker 1: If I see them at Kroger, I can realize that's
Speaker 1: the doctor I'm going to go see. You know what
Speaker 1: ideal is, see if I have ever seen them before.
Speaker 1: I didn't do it in this case. So I went
Speaker 1: to the doctor. I checked in, They brought me back.
Speaker 1: The nurse brings me back into the room, you know,
Speaker 1: does the whole thing where she weighs me. I hate
Speaker 1: when they have to always weigh you at the doctor's office.
Speaker 1: I just got weighed not that long ago. Yes, I
Speaker 1: might have gained a couple of pounds. So she goes
Speaker 1: the doctor will be right in. I'm sitting there, I'm waiting.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, the door opens up and this
Speaker 1: is thirty something young attractive female walks in, and I
Speaker 1: my first thing comes into play because this is a urologist.
Speaker 1: You know what a urologist is, A dick doctor basically
Speaker 1: a penis do's your penis doc. She's the penis doctor.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Well, this woman walks in and I think to myself,
Speaker 1: this is a bad stereotype. This must be another nurse
Speaker 1: because I'm thinking, I don't think that I'm going to
Speaker 1: a female doctor that for my wii wi.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's actually the doctor.
Speaker 1: She sits down, and I'm like the whole time going,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Like I'm thinking, is she going to
Speaker 1: do like okay, check or something, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like this whole time and now my doctor and I
Speaker 1: have a new doctor right now, and it's a female
Speaker 1: doctor too. So I'm going to this female doctor. And
Speaker 1: she's very nice and very makes me very comfortable.
Speaker 3: She's all wondering while you're not talking about her this way.
Speaker 1: Well, no, she's also young, and she's a pretty woman too. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is I kind of I'm like, what is
Speaker 1: God doing this to me?
Speaker 2: Why didn't why didn't God do this to me when
Speaker 2: I had high testoster?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: Why is God doing it when my testosterone's low? So
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there the whole time and I and I
Speaker 1: asked the doctor, I go, so, so, you know, tell
Speaker 1: me a little bit about you, just like I'm asking
Speaker 1: the questions and stuff.
Speaker 2: And I said, so, what do you do at the hospital?
Speaker 2: You do procedures.
Speaker 1: And she's telling me she has vissectomies and she's doing
Speaker 1: all this stuff. And I'm thinking to myself, I went
Speaker 1: to Mitch Hollander to get my visseectomy. Mitch Hollander is
Speaker 1: a white, old Jewish guy. Okay, not old, he was.
Speaker 1: He's a young guy. But he had cold hands, and
Speaker 1: I I could not have gone. I don't think I
Speaker 1: could have gone and gotten a visectum me and had
Speaker 1: had my you know, as Luke would say, Ball, you
Speaker 1: know grabbed.
Speaker 2: By Uh are you awake? Yeah, That's what I was.
Speaker 1: Wondering, Yes, you are awake during of eseectomy?
Speaker 2: You uh they numbed down there. Okay, cool, cool.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what Mitch Allender said this first reaction.
Speaker 1: He says to me when he goes in there and
Speaker 1: goes to grab my privates, he goes, it must be cold.
Speaker 1: Let me warm this up a little. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be numb before. Yeah, or I'm just gonna go
Speaker 1: to your female doctor. So so I'm singing there, sitting
Speaker 1: there the whole time, going, Okay, this is awkward soccer.
Speaker 1: She's a fantastic doctor. She gave me some really amazing
Speaker 1: things to look out for. No, she you know, she
Speaker 1: gave me test I didn't even need testoster and it
Speaker 1: was amazing. No, No, she she was great. She was
Speaker 1: answering all my questions. And then I asked her a
Speaker 1: couple other things and she brought up some things. Were
Speaker 1: her hands warm. We didn't touch at all. It was
Speaker 1: basically a clinical visit, like we we're talking and stuff,
Speaker 1: and I got to go get it. I got you
Speaker 1: get test on and stuff. So long story short, I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there the whole time, and all I kept thinking
Speaker 1: to myself, and Shannon will know this. The rest of
Speaker 1: you guys won't, but you may chuckle when I say this,
Speaker 1: was doctor Cucci.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that name, doctor cuchilogist?
Speaker 1: We had We did a topic on our show one
Speaker 1: time of the craziest you know name for a doctor
Speaker 1: that actually somebody went to, and it was a guynecologist
Speaker 1: whose name was doctor Coucie.
Speaker 2: Now tell me that that.
Speaker 1: Was meant to be. So the talk was that doctor
Speaker 1: Cuchie was a good looking guy.
Speaker 5: Could you imagine if it was a football player, like
Speaker 5: a running back Byci just got knocked out.
Speaker 2: Think doctor Couci was hot.
Speaker 1: If I remember doctor Cuchie was really attractive, it wasn't he.
Speaker 1: I think doctor Cuchie was a good looking guy.
Speaker 2: So it was.
Speaker 1: So here's the topic that I want to bring up
Speaker 1: right now? Could you go to a good looking doctor?
Speaker 2: Like? Would you really? Why not? Could you? Isn't that
Speaker 2: the dream? Really?
Speaker 6: Know?
Speaker 5: Somebody got to touch a wall. They might as well
Speaker 5: be fun. You want to go to a good looking doctor.
Speaker 5: Somebody has to touch me. I might as well be attracted.
Speaker 2: If you get turned on, the better the better. You
Speaker 2: can't help it.
Speaker 1: They understand there are doctors and the natural real I
Speaker 1: want my doctors to be just doctors. I want to
Speaker 1: be clinical. I wanted to be like doctor batell who
Speaker 1: is in the studio with us. I wanted to look
Speaker 1: like him. I don't want him, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't need to. But this is this is the
Speaker 1: part that's kind of interesting of this. If you're a woman,
Speaker 1: think about this. If you're a woman, you're a woman,
Speaker 1: right are You're a woman? I'm almost a woman. I
Speaker 1: was a hundred testosterone. I was almost You probably buy
Speaker 1: your testosterone than I do. Eat his snickers?
Speaker 2: Could you could you get and put your legs up
Speaker 2: in that? I'm thinking about that right now. I need
Speaker 2: a guy. Now, what we did you do? What would
Speaker 2: you do with that doctor?
Speaker 1: That was that we had you in the stirrups looked
Speaker 1: like uh, Jason Bateman.
Speaker 2: Oh I I would.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hearts are coming on?
Speaker 2: What's going on here? Oh my god? Like? Could you
Speaker 2: could you go to a hot think of it?
Speaker 1: Think of your doctor if your doctor looked like the
Speaker 1: hot Pittsburgh Steeler guy.
Speaker 2: Look.
Speaker 3: Okay, So my A couple of years ago, I needed
Speaker 3: my ear. I knew my ears needed to be cleaned
Speaker 3: because I was having trouble hearing these headphones like scress
Speaker 3: all up and my sister Jacqueline was like, hey, you
Speaker 3: need to go to I don't even remember the guy's name,
Speaker 3: some ear doc some E N T who is like
Speaker 3: very well known for being very very hot. I looked
Speaker 3: this guy up, but this is before I was single.
Speaker 3: And she's like, I think he's single too. There is
Speaker 3: no way in hell I am going to a hot
Speaker 3: doctor to have him look in my crusty, waxy ears.
Speaker 2: I'd clean him before it.
Speaker 3: No way. So like, I feel like for some of
Speaker 3: these doctors, it's like a strike against you, almost like
Speaker 3: I didn't end up going to him, no offense, doctor Wyangart,
Speaker 3: and I love you, but you don't look.
Speaker 1: Like a four four mojo live A four four six
Speaker 1: six five six five four eight is our telephone number.
Speaker 1: I want to know who goes to a hot doctor?
Speaker 1: And is it weird for you to go to a
Speaker 1: hot doctor. Buck wants to bring up his vasectomy doctor.
Speaker 1: What was your viseectomy doctor's name?
Speaker 4: His Cox?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, Richard, Richard Cox. Tell me that that guy and
Speaker 1: doctor Kucci weren't in the perfects are cruel? What would
Speaker 1: have happened if Dick Cox and uh whatever kuci Ucci?
Speaker 1: What would have happened if both those guys decided to
Speaker 1: go to the opposite fields, like you know, Cuccie went
Speaker 1: to the Victoms and.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I need Cox and Cochi to get married.
Speaker 2: And the name hold on. Dawn's on with us. This
Speaker 2: is funny. One too down. What's up, hey, don Hi?
Speaker 2: Who is the the visectomy doctor?
Speaker 4: Yeah, her name is Richard Tapper, but he goes by Chapper.
Speaker 7: He's in the phone book.
Speaker 2: Doctor. He was so good. Oh my gosh, what's up? Uh, Democritus,
Speaker 2: what's up?
Speaker 6: Loo? Hi, I'm doing I have a friend name Uccio
Speaker 6: that I'm here.
Speaker 1: You have Couccie Coop. Okay, so now we're going down
Speaker 1: the wrong road. We're talking about just name.
Speaker 2: So it's like deloo, oh my god, that is so funny.
Speaker 2: All right, let me get back to the to the topic.
Speaker 2: I want to do.
Speaker 1: The hot doctor, Colleen, you had an obg y n
Speaker 1: that was hot.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 7: I was like twenty four years old, my first pregnancy,
Speaker 7: and already like a little self conscious about it, and
Speaker 7: in walks Mick McDreamy basically yes, not mccreeming, but McDreamy,
Speaker 7: and I was just like, oh no, and my husband
Speaker 7: at the time was there, and you know, he's already
Speaker 7: like feeling awkward. You know, he's a twenty eight year
Speaker 7: old dude, and uh, he's in the corner and all
Speaker 7: of a sudden, this this gorgeous doctor. He's like, spread
Speaker 7: your legs and goes to town doing the exam, and
Speaker 7: my ex husband is just like basically cowering and covering
Speaker 7: his eyes in the corner. And I'm pretty sure he
Speaker 7: barely came back to any appointments after that.
Speaker 4: But so awkward.
Speaker 7: I put to a female ass that.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, it's awkward thing.
Speaker 7: I was like, I have a crush on my.
Speaker 1: Opd y n And at this point, since since you
Speaker 1: divorced that guy, your ex husband and the father of
Speaker 1: your baby, you should go back to sexy doc.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So now I'm forty one, so the doc has aged
Speaker 7: as much as I have, and so he's not quite
Speaker 7: as nick dreamy anymore. Or I will say.
Speaker 2: That, could you go to the hot doctor again? Like
Speaker 2: that would be to me.
Speaker 1: It would be so especially if you're single, Like if
Speaker 1: you're a single woman that was in your twenties, not
Speaker 1: with your husband and a baby and your belly like
Speaker 1: that would be wild.
Speaker 2: What's up? keV is like, I'm signing up.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna hit my that's a crazy position to be
Speaker 5: the husband in there. Yeah, Like do you not want
Speaker 5: to go in there and see what's taking place? Or
Speaker 5: how do you feel being inside of there while he's
Speaker 5: inside of there?
Speaker 2: What's up, Jessica?
Speaker 8: Hi, So I recently had to find a new gynecologist.
Speaker 8: My insurance chained until I went to the appointment with
Speaker 8: no idea what he looks like, and after I saw him,
Speaker 8: I will never miss another appointment.
Speaker 7: He was so fine.
Speaker 6: I loved that place.
Speaker 8: I called my friend and I'm like, You're not even gonna.
Speaker 1: Believe this was your vagina, the happiest that the vagina
Speaker 1: has ever been.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that was the best experience I've ever had with
Speaker 8: my feet in those syrups.
Speaker 2: My vagina is angry.
Speaker 1: Yes, that would be amazing. Uh all that Casey had
Speaker 1: a hot chiropractor? Did you go for lots of adjustments? Casey?
Speaker 4: Well, it's actually my son.
Speaker 8: He needed an adjustment and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 8: need a new chiropractor. And his name is Doctor the Cracker.
Speaker 6: And he Oh my god.
Speaker 7: I went in and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I am not getting adjusted by him.
Speaker 1: He is beautiful, Doctor Cracker, Doctor de Cracker, excuse me, son,
Speaker 1: Can you leave the room for a second and we're
Speaker 1: gonna have a little conversation me and doctor de Cracker.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 8: Amy?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 2: Amy?
Speaker 4: Hi Mojo?
Speaker 2: How you doing? Amy? What was your attractive doctor? What
Speaker 2: kind of a work did he do?
Speaker 4: That sounds crazy a diatrist, like, you don't expect to
Speaker 4: go into your pediatrists and have him be hot. And
Speaker 4: so I went in for a foot issue and was like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, this guy's so hot. And everyone in
Speaker 4: town knows this that goes to him.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, he's hot.
Speaker 4: So when I had to have surgery, you know how
Speaker 4: when you get the twilight that makes you calm your
Speaker 4: nerves that you get when you have your wizard teeth out,
Speaker 4: but you can say like really inappropriate things. So yeah,
Speaker 4: oh no, its right. So before the surgery, they asked
Speaker 4: me if I wanted and I said, nope, nope, I'm
Speaker 4: good because I knew. I knew I would like say
Speaker 4: something terrible. My husband was there, like I could just
Speaker 4: imagine what I would have said in my twilight. So
Speaker 4: but yeah, so I don't want to say a name,
Speaker 4: but he's in South Jaian and just kiss.
Speaker 2: Come on, share him with me. I want doctor.
Speaker 4: It's doctor maestro. That's short, very doctor's won's foot foot doctor.
Speaker 2: Is it embarrassing going in with bunions?
Speaker 4: You know? Well, so I would keep my coworkers laughed
Speaker 4: at me because I would get I would get pedictory
Speaker 4: before every appointment.
Speaker 1: That's so nice, Amy, you're the best. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Taya you there?
Speaker 6: Or Taya yeah, Taya hi?
Speaker 2: Hey, what's up?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 6: First time?
Speaker 4: Long time?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So I had a really crazy experience.
Speaker 2: I ended up having a surgery.
Speaker 6: And they put me on these painkillers that long story
Speaker 6: short caused severe constipation, and so I wasn't able to
Speaker 6: use the bathroom for like a week or two or whatever.
Speaker 6: So I had to go to the emergency room to
Speaker 6: the hospital and and the most gorgeous doctor walks in
Speaker 6: and he had to put his finger up my butt.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean it was awful, absolutely awful.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh so many Yeah, it was terrible.
Speaker 1: But is it weirder though with him doing it because
Speaker 1: you know he's hot, or is it just weird in
Speaker 1: general having some doctor just.
Speaker 2: Do that to you.
Speaker 6: Well, I mean I would have preferred if he wasn't
Speaker 6: you know that hot, it would have been a lot better.
Speaker 6: But I didn't even know because it was the hospital,
Speaker 6: so I didn't even know what doctor was coming in there. Unfortunately,
Speaker 6: there were a lot of people in that day were
Speaker 6: putting fingers in places.
Speaker 2: To figure out what was wrong with me.
Speaker 6: And then like the most important doctor walked in and
Speaker 6: he was like, Gray's an enemy.
Speaker 2: Hot.
Speaker 1: I'm like, great, if you were actually like able to
Speaker 1: think about this, you should have asked him to turn
Speaker 1: the lights down.
Speaker 2: I would like to listen to a little Joe to
Speaker 2: see right now