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<v Speaker 1>All right, it is mojo in the morning. So I

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<v Speaker 1>went to a new doctor. I got my doctor, uh

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<v Speaker 1>got me an appointment with another doctor. So I have

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<v Speaker 1>been doing testosterone for a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it helping?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you know what, you know where it helps me,

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<v Speaker 1>not sexually, it helps me sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>I was wondering, like why I.

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<v Speaker 1>Had I had my testosterone checked by a testosterone doctor,

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<v Speaker 1>like one of those clinics that does just testosterone stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know how women go to, women go to

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<v Speaker 1>get botox and beauty and stuff. I went to a

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<v Speaker 1>dude doctor men too, and men men, you know, men

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<v Speaker 1>too exactly. So I had it checked and my testosterone

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<v Speaker 1>was one hundred. And your testosterone at one hundred is

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<v Speaker 1>like ridiculous, Like you should at least at my age,

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<v Speaker 1>I should be up five seven, six hundred whatever like that,

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<v Speaker 1>or eight hundred or more.

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<v Speaker 2>You should be one thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe, you know, do you still think about sucks boobs

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<v Speaker 3>as much as you do?

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is weird, this is crazy. I was at

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>I was literally almost a woman at that moment, and

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of realized what it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was actually enjoying it. I really kind of enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 2>For a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>So no, so I started taking testosterone. And then my

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<v Speaker 1>doctor didn't like the idea that I was going to

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<v Speaker 1>take testosterone from the doctor that I was taking testosterone,

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<v Speaker 1>and so she said, let's have you go to a

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<v Speaker 1>Michigan doctor, you know, a professional urologist that does this

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing and doesn't do all this, and we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to have her check you out. So she got me

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<v Speaker 1>an appointment with a urologist. This is where the topic

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<v Speaker 1>comes into play. So I go to the doctor and

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<v Speaker 1>I check in at the front desk, and I usually

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<v Speaker 1>like to see what my doctors look like beforehand, so

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of know who my doctor is. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>kind of have an idea, like, Hi, doctor, are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>If I see them at Kroger, I can realize that's

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor I'm going to go see. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>ideal is, see if I have ever seen them before.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't do it in this case. So I went

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<v Speaker 1>to the doctor. I checked in, They brought me back.

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<v Speaker 1>The nurse brings me back into the room, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>does the whole thing where she weighs me. I hate

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<v Speaker 1>when they have to always weigh you at the doctor's office.

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<v Speaker 1>I just got weighed not that long ago. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>might have gained a couple of pounds. So she goes

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor will be right in. I'm sitting there, I'm waiting.

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<v Speaker 1>All of a sudden, the door opens up and this

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<v Speaker 1>is thirty something young attractive female walks in, and I

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<v Speaker 1>my first thing comes into play because this is a urologist.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what a urologist is, A dick doctor basically

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<v Speaker 1>a penis do's your penis doc. She's the penis doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this woman walks in and I think to myself,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a bad stereotype. This must be another nurse

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm thinking, I don't think that I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>a female doctor that for my wii wi.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it's actually the doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>She sits down, and I'm like the whole time going,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, Like I'm thinking, is she going to

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<v Speaker 1>do like okay, check or something, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Like this whole time and now my doctor and I

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<v Speaker 1>have a new doctor right now, and it's a female

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<v Speaker 1>doctor too. So I'm going to this female doctor. And

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<v Speaker 1>she's very nice and very makes me very comfortable.

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<v Speaker 3>She's all wondering while you're not talking about her this way.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, she's also young, and she's a pretty woman too. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so this is I kind of I'm like, what is

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<v Speaker 1>God doing this to me?

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<v Speaker 2>Why didn't why didn't God do this to me when

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<v Speaker 2>I had high testoster?

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<v Speaker 4>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is God doing it when my testosterone's low? So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting there the whole time and I and I

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<v Speaker 1>asked the doctor, I go, so, so, you know, tell

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<v Speaker 1>me a little bit about you, just like I'm asking

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<v Speaker 1>the questions and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, so, what do you do at the hospital?

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<v Speaker 2>You do procedures.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's telling me she has vissectomies and she's doing

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<v Speaker 1>all this stuff. And I'm thinking to myself, I went

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<v Speaker 1>to Mitch Hollander to get my visseectomy. Mitch Hollander is

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<v Speaker 1>a white, old Jewish guy. Okay, not old, he was.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a young guy. But he had cold hands, and

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<v Speaker 1>I I could not have gone. I don't think I

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<v Speaker 1>could have gone and gotten a visectum me and had

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<v Speaker 1>had my you know, as Luke would say, Ball, you

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<v Speaker 1>know grabbed.

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<v Speaker 2>By Uh are you awake? Yeah, That's what I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Wondering, Yes, you are awake during of eseectomy?

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<v Speaker 2>You uh they numbed down there. Okay, cool, cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you what Mitch Allender said this first reaction.

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<v Speaker 1>He says to me when he goes in there and

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<v Speaker 1>goes to grab my privates, he goes, it must be cold.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me warm this up a little. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be numb before. Yeah, or I'm just gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>to your female doctor. So so I'm singing there, sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there the whole time, going, Okay, this is awkward soccer.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a fantastic doctor. She gave me some really amazing

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<v Speaker 1>things to look out for. No, she you know, she

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<v Speaker 1>gave me test I didn't even need testoster and it

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<v Speaker 1>was amazing. No, No, she she was great. She was

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<v Speaker 1>answering all my questions. And then I asked her a

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<v Speaker 1>couple other things and she brought up some things. Were

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<v Speaker 1>her hands warm. We didn't touch at all. It was

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<v Speaker 1>basically a clinical visit, like we we're talking and stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got to go get it. I got you

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<v Speaker 1>get test on and stuff. So long story short, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sitting there the whole time, and all I kept thinking

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<v Speaker 1>to myself, and Shannon will know this. The rest of

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<v Speaker 1>you guys won't, but you may chuckle when I say this,

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<v Speaker 1>was doctor Cucci.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember that name, doctor cuchilogist?

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<v Speaker 1>We had We did a topic on our show one

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<v Speaker 1>time of the craziest you know name for a doctor

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<v Speaker 1>that actually somebody went to, and it was a guynecologist

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<v Speaker 1>whose name was doctor Coucie.

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<v Speaker 2>Now tell me that that.

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<v Speaker 1>Was meant to be. So the talk was that doctor

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<v Speaker 1>Cuchie was a good looking guy.

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<v Speaker 5>Could you imagine if it was a football player, like

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<v Speaker 5>a running back Byci just got knocked out.

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<v Speaker 2>Think doctor Couci was hot.

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<v Speaker 1>If I remember doctor Cuchie was really attractive, it wasn't he.

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<v Speaker 1>I think doctor Cuchie was a good looking guy.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's the topic that I want to bring up

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<v Speaker 1>right now? Could you go to a good looking doctor?

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<v Speaker 2>Like? Would you really? Why not? Could you? Isn't that

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<v Speaker 2>the dream? Really?

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<v Speaker 6>Know?

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<v Speaker 5>Somebody got to touch a wall. They might as well

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<v Speaker 5>be fun. You want to go to a good looking doctor.

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<v Speaker 5>Somebody has to touch me. I might as well be attracted.

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<v Speaker 2>If you get turned on, the better the better. You

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<v Speaker 2>can't help it.

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<v Speaker 1>They understand there are doctors and the natural real I

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<v Speaker 1>want my doctors to be just doctors. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>be clinical. I wanted to be like doctor batell who

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<v Speaker 1>is in the studio with us. I wanted to look

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<v Speaker 1>like him. I don't want him, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need to. But this is this is the

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<v Speaker 1>part that's kind of interesting of this. If you're a woman,

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<v Speaker 1>think about this. If you're a woman, you're a woman,

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<v Speaker 1>right are You're a woman? I'm almost a woman. I

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<v Speaker 1>was a hundred testosterone. I was almost You probably buy

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<v Speaker 1>your testosterone than I do. Eat his snickers?

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<v Speaker 2>Could you could you get and put your legs up

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<v Speaker 2>in that? I'm thinking about that right now. I need

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<v Speaker 2>a guy. Now, what we did you do? What would

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<v Speaker 2>you do with that doctor?

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<v Speaker 1>That was that we had you in the stirrups looked

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<v Speaker 1>like uh, Jason Bateman.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I I would.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, hearts are coming on?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on here? Oh my god? Like? Could you

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<v Speaker 2>could you go to a hot think of it?

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<v Speaker 1>Think of your doctor if your doctor looked like the

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<v Speaker 1>hot Pittsburgh Steeler guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Look.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So my A couple of years ago, I needed

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<v Speaker 3>my ear. I knew my ears needed to be cleaned

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<v Speaker 3>because I was having trouble hearing these headphones like scress

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<v Speaker 3>all up and my sister Jacqueline was like, hey, you

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<v Speaker 3>need to go to I don't even remember the guy's name,

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<v Speaker 3>some ear doc some E N T who is like

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<v Speaker 3>very well known for being very very hot. I looked

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<v Speaker 3>this guy up, but this is before I was single.

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<v Speaker 3>And she's like, I think he's single too. There is

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<v Speaker 3>no way in hell I am going to a hot

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<v Speaker 3>doctor to have him look in my crusty, waxy ears.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd clean him before it.

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<v Speaker 3>No way. So like, I feel like for some of

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<v Speaker 3>these doctors, it's like a strike against you, almost like

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't end up going to him, no offense, doctor Wyangart,

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<v Speaker 3>and I love you, but you don't look.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a four four mojo live A four four six

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<v Speaker 1>six five six five four eight is our telephone number.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know who goes to a hot doctor?

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<v Speaker 1>And is it weird for you to go to a

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<v Speaker 1>hot doctor. Buck wants to bring up his vasectomy doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>What was your viseectomy doctor's name?

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<v Speaker 4>His Cox?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Richard, Richard Cox. Tell me that that guy and

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<v Speaker 1>doctor Kucci weren't in the perfects are cruel? What would

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<v Speaker 1>have happened if Dick Cox and uh whatever kuci Ucci?

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<v Speaker 1>What would have happened if both those guys decided to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the opposite fields, like you know, Cuccie went

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<v Speaker 1>to the Victoms and.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I need Cox and Cochi to get married.

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<v Speaker 2>And the name hold on. Dawn's on with us. This

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<v Speaker 2>is funny. One too down. What's up, hey, don Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is the the visectomy doctor?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, her name is Richard Tapper, but he goes by Chapper.

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<v Speaker 7>He's in the phone book.

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor. He was so good. Oh my gosh, what's up? Uh, Democritus,

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<v Speaker 2>what's up?

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<v Speaker 6>Loo? Hi, I'm doing I have a friend name Uccio

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<v Speaker 6>that I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>You have Couccie Coop. Okay, so now we're going down

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong road. We're talking about just name.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like deloo, oh my god, that is so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let me get back to the to the topic.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to do.

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<v Speaker 1>The hot doctor, Colleen, you had an obg y n

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<v Speaker 1>that was hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>I was like twenty four years old, my first pregnancy,

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<v Speaker 7>and already like a little self conscious about it, and

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<v Speaker 7>in walks Mick McDreamy basically yes, not mccreeming, but McDreamy,

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<v Speaker 7>and I was just like, oh no, and my husband

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<v Speaker 7>at the time was there, and you know, he's already

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<v Speaker 7>like feeling awkward. You know, he's a twenty eight year

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<v Speaker 7>old dude, and uh, he's in the corner and all

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<v Speaker 7>of a sudden, this this gorgeous doctor. He's like, spread

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<v Speaker 7>your legs and goes to town doing the exam, and

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<v Speaker 7>my ex husband is just like basically cowering and covering

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<v Speaker 7>his eyes in the corner. And I'm pretty sure he

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<v Speaker 7>barely came back to any appointments after that.

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<v Speaker 4>But so awkward.

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<v Speaker 7>I put to a female ass that.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, it's awkward thing.

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<v Speaker 7>I was like, I have a crush on my.

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<v Speaker 1>Opd y n And at this point, since since you

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<v Speaker 1>divorced that guy, your ex husband and the father of

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<v Speaker 1>your baby, you should go back to sexy doc.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>So now I'm forty one, so the doc has aged

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<v Speaker 7>as much as I have, and so he's not quite

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<v Speaker 7>as nick dreamy anymore. Or I will say.

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<v Speaker 2>That, could you go to the hot doctor again? Like

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<v Speaker 2>that would be to me.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be so especially if you're single, Like if

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<v Speaker 1>you're a single woman that was in your twenties, not

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<v Speaker 1>with your husband and a baby and your belly like

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<v Speaker 1>that would be wild.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up? keV is like, I'm signing up.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna hit my that's a crazy position to be

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<v Speaker 5>the husband in there. Yeah, Like do you not want

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<v Speaker 5>to go in there and see what's taking place? Or

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<v Speaker 5>how do you feel being inside of there while he's

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<v Speaker 5>inside of there?

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<v Speaker 2>What's up, Jessica?

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<v Speaker 8>Hi, So I recently had to find a new gynecologist.

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<v Speaker 8>My insurance chained until I went to the appointment with

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<v Speaker 8>no idea what he looks like, and after I saw him,

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<v Speaker 8>I will never miss another appointment.

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<v Speaker 7>He was so fine.

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<v Speaker 6>I loved that place.

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<v Speaker 8>I called my friend and I'm like, You're not even gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Believe this was your vagina, the happiest that the vagina

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<v Speaker 1>has ever been.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, that was the best experience I've ever had with

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<v Speaker 8>my feet in those syrups.

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<v Speaker 2>My vagina is angry.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that would be amazing. Uh all that Casey had

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<v Speaker 1>a hot chiropractor? Did you go for lots of adjustments? Casey?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it's actually my son.

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<v Speaker 8>He needed an adjustment and I was like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 8>need a new chiropractor. And his name is Doctor the Cracker.

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<v Speaker 6>And he Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 7>I went in and.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, I am not getting adjusted by him.

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<v Speaker 1>He is beautiful, Doctor Cracker, Doctor de Cracker, excuse me, son,

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<v Speaker 1>Can you leave the room for a second and we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have a little conversation me and doctor de Cracker.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up?

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<v Speaker 8>Amy?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Amy?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi Mojo?

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<v Speaker 2>How you doing? Amy? What was your attractive doctor? What

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a work did he do?

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<v Speaker 4>That sounds crazy a diatrist, like, you don't expect to

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<v Speaker 4>go into your pediatrists and have him be hot. And

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<v Speaker 4>so I went in for a foot issue and was like,

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<v Speaker 4>oh my god, this guy's so hot. And everyone in

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<v Speaker 4>town knows this that goes to him.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, oh, he's hot.

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<v Speaker 4>So when I had to have surgery, you know how

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<v Speaker 4>when you get the twilight that makes you calm your

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<v Speaker 4>nerves that you get when you have your wizard teeth out,

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<v Speaker 4>but you can say like really inappropriate things. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>oh no, its right. So before the surgery, they asked

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<v Speaker 4>me if I wanted and I said, nope, nope, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>good because I knew. I knew I would like say

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<v Speaker 4>something terrible. My husband was there, like I could just

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<v Speaker 4>imagine what I would have said in my twilight. So

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<v Speaker 4>but yeah, so I don't want to say a name,

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<v Speaker 4>but he's in South Jaian and just kiss.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, share him with me. I want doctor.

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<v Speaker 4>It's doctor maestro. That's short, very doctor's won's foot foot doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it embarrassing going in with bunions?

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<v Speaker 4>You know? Well, so I would keep my coworkers laughed

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<v Speaker 4>at me because I would get I would get pedictory

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<v Speaker 4>before every appointment.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so nice, Amy, you're the best. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>Taya you there?

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<v Speaker 6>Or Taya yeah, Taya hi?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, what's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 6>First time?

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<v Speaker 4>Long time?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>So I had a really crazy experience.

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<v Speaker 2>I ended up having a surgery.

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<v Speaker 6>And they put me on these painkillers that long story

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<v Speaker 6>short caused severe constipation, and so I wasn't able to

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<v Speaker 6>use the bathroom for like a week or two or whatever.

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<v Speaker 6>So I had to go to the emergency room to

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<v Speaker 6>the hospital and and the most gorgeous doctor walks in

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<v Speaker 6>and he had to put his finger up my butt.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean it was awful, absolutely awful.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, oh so many Yeah, it was terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>But is it weirder though with him doing it because

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<v Speaker 1>you know he's hot, or is it just weird in

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<v Speaker 1>general having some doctor just.

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<v Speaker 2>Do that to you.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I mean I would have preferred if he wasn't

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<v Speaker 6>you know that hot, it would have been a lot better.

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<v Speaker 6>But I didn't even know because it was the hospital,

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<v Speaker 6>so I didn't even know what doctor was coming in there. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 6>there were a lot of people in that day were

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<v Speaker 6>putting fingers in places.

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<v Speaker 2>To figure out what was wrong with me.

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<v Speaker 6>And then like the most important doctor walked in and

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<v Speaker 6>he was like, Gray's an enemy.

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<v Speaker 2>Hot.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, great, if you were actually like able to

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<v Speaker 1>think about this, you should have asked him to turn

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<v Speaker 1>the lights down.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to listen to a little Joe to

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<v Speaker 2>see right now