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Speaker 1: to the Mark Simone Show on WOR. Well, Hey, everybody's

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Speaker 1: back today. Let's take some calls. Let's go to Ron

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Speaker 1: in Pittsburgh. Ron, How you doing you good, sir?

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Speaker 2: How are you doing this morning?

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Speaker 1: Mark? Good?

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Speaker 3: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The reason why I am called is number one is

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Speaker 2: thank you for Jimmy Faylow. Man. I've listened to this

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Speaker 2: guy shows. I would never listen to him. Wasn't for you, man,

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Speaker 2: he's really unique.

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Speaker 1: Oh he's very good every night at nine o'clock here

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Speaker 1: on w R And make sure you watch his TV

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Speaker 1: show Saturday nights at ten. That's the best later show

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Speaker 1: and it's the best monologue in TV Saturday Yesterday.

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Speaker 2: Also, thank you nice here in Vincent, this guy from

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Speaker 2: New York. I'm an older guy and nice year. He

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Speaker 2: shoots from the hip. You're old, jenerous with that and

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Speaker 2: I like your style and also I got one I

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Speaker 2: have a band who would love to play right, hang on,

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Speaker 2: hang out out.

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Speaker 1: He's complimenting me a thousand compliments. Then either there's a

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Speaker 1: criticism coming or he wants something. I think he wants no, no,

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Speaker 1: what does it you want? You have a band?

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Speaker 2: You have a band that ball. Hey, we're not a

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Speaker 2: bunch of livuitars. We're conservative, we're disabled.

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Speaker 1: That Richard seven, what what kind of band is it?

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Speaker 3: We hate?

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Speaker 2: Tom Holman would love us. I heard him on Jimmy Thalling.

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Speaker 2: We do the Whale and Jennings all the old country classics.

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Speaker 2: John Fogerty. Uh huh you know, and also hate one

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Speaker 2: of them.

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Speaker 1: I guess we can't stop you. I mean, where do

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Speaker 1: you do this?

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Speaker 2: Hey? Why do all the female protesters look like the

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Speaker 2: running for a curling on the Three Stooges. Yeah they

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Speaker 2: are lookike contest?

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Speaker 1: Yeah you could not exactly if they had a beauty

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Speaker 1: contest and nobody would win. I mean it's pretty.

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Speaker 2: And what is their end game? What? What do you

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Speaker 2: think their end game?

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Speaker 1: I love this guy, you can't get rid of It

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Speaker 1: is called twenty minutes. He never runs out of stuff.

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Speaker 2: What would you say?

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Speaker 1: What what they do?

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Speaker 2: What's the end game?

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Speaker 3: Mark? Uh?

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Speaker 1: The end game is the yelling, scream and just be angry.

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Speaker 1: They're just all upset. So let's if we can stop now. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you ron, great call, Thank you, sir, thank nice shown show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah call us again, good call. Let's go to Donald

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Speaker 1: and Yonkers. Donald, how you doing, hey, Mark? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I love your show man. I just wanted to talk

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Speaker 4: about that bidet situation. I think you might be a

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Speaker 4: little a little off on that.

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Speaker 1: Is that it?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, Ill, I'm sorry. I just I personally

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Speaker 4: have them and the new ones.

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Speaker 1: Ye know, you have a bidet. We're talking about normal people.

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Speaker 1: Normal people do not have well.

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Speaker 4: All right, listen, all right, all right, I'll make it easy.

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Speaker 4: Next time a bird does its business on a hoodie

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Speaker 4: your call, take some of that toilet paper, wife, and

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Speaker 4: then tell me it's clean.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, hey, we don't want to get too graphic here.

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Speaker 1: Think about I'm not sayingdays not you.

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Speaker 4: You can get a heated seat. I have the one

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Speaker 4: I have now, the walk up to it. The lid

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Speaker 4: opens automatically for you got a light heated seat. I

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Speaker 4: don't know. I just think you're missing.

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Speaker 1: Gotta be honest. You sound like your Paris Hilton or

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Speaker 1: something with your heated seat, your bidet.

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Speaker 4: It's a oh no, all right, listen, I'm just telling you, okay, all.

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Speaker 1: Right now listen, some people like this stuff. I don't

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Speaker 1: like any of this. You know, people have this heated

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Speaker 1: toilet seat where the lid comes up automatically, it closes automatically.

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Speaker 1: Don't ever get that stuff. It's just nine more things

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Speaker 1: that are going to break. You know, if you have

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Speaker 1: a toilet, maybe once in a million years something goes wrong.

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Speaker 1: You got to call in a plumber. You want to

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Speaker 1: have to call in an electrician for your toilet, and

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Speaker 1: this and that. I'm sure a bidet works fine. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how the hell you use it, but I'm

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Speaker 1: just telling you the facts.

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Speaker 3: There was.

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Speaker 1: They're not a big thing in the United States. It's

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Speaker 1: a European thing, very big in Africa and that culture.

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Speaker 1: They love bidets. And there was a time in the

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Speaker 1: seventies where builders of the fancy luxury high rises started

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Speaker 1: putting them in because it sounded very e're apeeing, very classy, fancy.

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Speaker 1: And then after about ten years I realized nobody liked

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Speaker 1: him or is using them. All the modern new buildings

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Speaker 1: going up, there's no bedays in any of them. Let's

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Speaker 1: go to Kurt in Woodbridge, New Jersey. Kurt, how you doing.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing good? Mark, longtime listener today. This guy that

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Speaker 3: just spoke to you. He has one of those toilets

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Speaker 3: that are ten thousand dollars or seven thousand dollars. You

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Speaker 3: walk in, the lid comes up and all this stuff.

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Speaker 3: They sell the day seats at home depot for six seven.

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Speaker 3: You got a warm water reservoir, you got heated seat.

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Speaker 3: It goes forward a little bit for the old dirt road,

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Speaker 3: and then it goes farther for ladies. And you're sick,

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Speaker 3: and you got to go to the bathroom and you're

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Speaker 3: you're really sick. Got him sorry, water rush is all

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Speaker 3: worth it?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, thanks for calling. All right, there's a

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Speaker 1: few bit dat lovers out there, but he's right about

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Speaker 1: one thing. If you're going to buy a toilet, if

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Speaker 1: you're remodeling the bathroom, whatever, you can go by the way.

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Speaker 1: If you want to get stuff like that, you know,

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Speaker 1: the best place is build dot com. That's actually what

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Speaker 1: all the contractors use. Build dot com. You can see

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Speaker 1: every toilet made in the world, everything, anything you want

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Speaker 1: to do with your own. But what you want is

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Speaker 1: a good solid toilet, A Cohler a Toto. Those are

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Speaker 1: the two best. You don't need the heated seat that

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Speaker 1: automatically goes up it's just ridiculous. Let's go to Bill

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Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania. Bill, how you doing.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for taking my call.

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Speaker 2: Mark.

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Speaker 5: I've been listening to you nineteen eighty six with Jonathan

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Speaker 5: Schwartz and Steve Allen. Yeah, and I even contributed to

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Speaker 5: your lead ins on some of these things where I

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Speaker 5: predict well. In any case, I have a question about

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Speaker 5: the Clinton hair issues. I mean, Hillary's got this blowout

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Speaker 5: at Burggarf's for fifteen hundred dollars a day, which they

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Speaker 5: closed traffic.

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Speaker 1: On, and that was when she was first lady. She

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Speaker 1: doesn't do that so much anymore effective. You've seen her lately.

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Speaker 1: She looks like an old hag. She's drinking all day

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Speaker 1: and night. She stays in that house, looks like the

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Speaker 1: old lady in Sunset Boulevard.

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Speaker 5: And I've gotten from a reliable source where I get

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Speaker 5: my hair extensions because I'm eighty years old and no

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Speaker 5: want to look like Joe Biden perfect right target. They

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Speaker 5: you know he he gets a hair extension since about

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Speaker 5: nineteen eighty six or nineteen ninety two when he was

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Speaker 1: Happened here we're talking about Davos in the Economic Forum.

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Speaker 1: Now we're talking about toilets and hair extensions with we

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Speaker 1: got to stop.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 1: When we come back, Bill O'Reilly will be with us next.

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Speaker 1: Lots of talk to him about coming up on seven

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Speaker 1: to ten WR