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Speaker 1: Hear me Cox all the time?

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Speaker 5: Kick?

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Speaker 1: Tom? Put you one time ticket?

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Speaker 7: What Allen?

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Speaker 5: Come?

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Speaker 8: Here?

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Speaker 9: We go? He'll add he'll be trying h Allen Cox

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Speaker 9: show on one hundred point seven double U M M

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Speaker 1: Hey, what's up? What's going on? Hey there? Greeting?

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Speaker 6: Hi?

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Speaker 1: How are you? Whoever you are? How are you? As

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Speaker 1: only have to feign interest anyway, So we'll meet in

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Speaker 1: the middle. My name is Alan Cox. Thanks for being here.

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Speaker 1: I do appreciate it. Say hi to Rob Anthony. What's

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Speaker 1: up man. He was described in a congratulatory email as

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Speaker 1: the Halloween grinch y Oh yeah.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, completely missing The point is our boss gets.

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Speaker 1: Again show you the photo here. There's our great picture,

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Speaker 1: is't it. I look fantastic, I think you do. You

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Speaker 10: Well I could tell you, oh yeah yeah. Mentality health

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Speaker 1: Wow. Slash Radio Wow, Yes, sir, Slash Radio, that's what

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Speaker 1: this company does. Yeah. Well, got a congratulatory email saying, oh,

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Speaker 1: just thank everybody for taking part in the Halloween party

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Speaker 1: here at iHeart yesterday and we got a visit from

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Speaker 1: the Halloween Grinch and blah blah blah. There was it's

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Rob, you know, if you're thinking about

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Speaker 1: a glass half full, which I like to do. It

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Speaker 1: maybe some of those kids made some new friends. Maybe

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Speaker 10: And my favorite part of it was at the end

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Speaker 10: because most of them just leave and they're like, yeah,

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Speaker 10: somebody else will take care of that mess. Yes, But

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Speaker 10: the others were here cleaning up, most notably Loren.

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Speaker 1: She has young kids, like young she has like two

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Speaker 1: They've sugared. They've been sugared up and out.

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Speaker 10: They're probably in bed in like a half an hour

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Speaker 10: Absolutely nothing else to do but to comment on my

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Speaker 10: to the show. Absolutely and I and I and more

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Speaker 10: Well you do Halloween, you do have Okay, I do

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Speaker 10: I mean there was no there was no like, hey,

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I I mean again, it was perfectly fine, and

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Speaker 10: I just think I'm I'm an old school person in

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Speaker 1: It was like white frosting. But it was like marble, right,

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Speaker 10: amazed at your discipline. Though you had a very modest

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Speaker 10: I caught her in the kitchen and I said, I

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Speaker 10: Allan's Halloween very special. He loves the mounds.

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Speaker 1: She said, I heard that about him. Yeah, I said,

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Speaker 1: you saving my life here, yep. And she's like, well,

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Speaker 1: I was, of course being exaggerating, but no, it was.

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Speaker 1: It's very nice of her, Yeah, very nice. There's probably

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Speaker 1: a uh, there's probably fifteen twenty in here. Probably take

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Speaker 1: me a month to get through them. Will you get

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Speaker 1: down with the almond joys too? I prefer almond choice,

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Speaker 1: but she had mounds and that's just fine with me.

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Speaker 1: I can put an almond in my mouth, Rob, as

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Speaker 1: I'm taking a bite of a mounds insane almond joy. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: YOA Yeah, I always feel like a nut. But the

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Speaker 1: mounds were there, and I appreciate her turning them over

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Speaker 1: very own Halloween grnch who added to the festivities I

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Speaker 10: Based on the events of the last two days you

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Speaker 10: We're just gonna chill. Yeah, have some wine, some dark chocolates,

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Speaker 1: Missus Halloween Grinch.

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Speaker 10: the Pittsburgh Sinkhole. We're gonna put the We're gonna we're gonna.

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Speaker 1: Put the bowl out on the stoop and we'll expect

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Speaker 2: Radio always screaming, I mean streaming commercial free plus Trickle

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Speaker 5: The Allen Cox SHOWMMS.

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Speaker 1: Cavalier's play tonight. They are back here at home against

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Speaker 13: They quack cat success?

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Speaker 7: Hey Wow, Hey do they quack success?

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Speaker 1: He said, Yo, my neighbor's got dugs. Maybe quacking no, dady,

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Some people really know how to like make these AI

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Speaker 10: You know, Wow, quack quack while there's quack season, bitch

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Speaker 1: So fat, the the the quack quick quack move. They

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Speaker 9: Hey they quack card day?

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Speaker 1: That sucks? He said, Oh my neighbors got ducks and

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Speaker 1: Well done, Yeah, that's fun. Bonnie is one of our

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Speaker 1: at please so, Rob Nagrill. Jamaica is one of my

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Speaker 1: Now, why do you need somebody to why do you

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Speaker 10: No, no, no, that's what I'm asking for. Yeah, ship them

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Speaker 10: Yes, I see, yes, No, that would be great. And

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Speaker 1: I'd love to see that photo. Well, I can see.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I don't know how we missed it,

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Speaker 1: Thinking of them sloppers? What's up? That's what they are?

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Speaker 1: I told you, Yeah, yeah, why would there be? Again?

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Speaker 1: who still have like like I don't have xes in

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Speaker 1: my phone. We talked about this. We talked about when

438
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Speaker 1: we have whether or not you have too many contacts

439
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,320
Speaker 1: in your phone? Right, don't have any x's in my phone,

440
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,520
Speaker 1: you know, and we're done. You're dead to me. Well,

441
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,480
Speaker 1: my ex wife because again we have kids and she

442
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,440
Speaker 1: and I, but even she and I don't text. Once

443
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 1: our kids kind of turned eighteen, we will go weeks

444
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,920
Speaker 1: without talking because we don't need to anymore. They're adults.

445
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:49,840
Speaker 1: But text your X day. What do you do? It's up?

446
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,159
Speaker 1: What's going on? Then you're gonna get back, you know

447
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,760
Speaker 1: for most of you're gonna get back. Why don't you

448
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,680
Speaker 1: go get f't or whatever or no response at all?

449
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess if you saw those three dots

450
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,560
Speaker 1: there and they were responding to you, you'd be like, oh,

451
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,480
Speaker 1: something going on here.

452
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,800
Speaker 10: I mean, I'm still, like I said, I'm friendly ish

453
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,440
Speaker 10: with some people that I dated with, like like one

454
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:12,679
Speaker 10: ex girlfriend I'm close with, like we remain friends. And

455
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,520
Speaker 10: then others like you don't really talk to, you know,

456
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 10: but they'll comment on something I did online or whatever

457
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,639
Speaker 10: like that. That happens. So I don't I guess I

458
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 10: don't see the difference of me.

459
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm in other people. I got out of

460
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,880
Speaker 1: the friggin' blue I got a text about a year

461
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:30,199
Speaker 1: and a half ago from one of my exes and

462
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 1: we were together for a minute. Out of the blue, Hey,

463
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Speaker 1: what was the name of that restaurant we went to

464
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,680
Speaker 1: in Chicago? She moved to Chicago with me from Pittsburgh.

465
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Speaker 1: When I went back home. What was the name of

466
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:47,359
Speaker 1: that restaurant we went to? I'm like, what out of

467
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:47,840
Speaker 1: the blue?

468
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:48,120
Speaker 10: Right?

469
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,200
Speaker 1: And I like, hey, what's up? You know, Hey was

470
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Speaker 1: the name of that restaurant?

471
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Speaker 16: Right?

472
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,640
Speaker 10: Like you guys have been in touch this whole time? Yeah,

473
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 10: I mean it's fine.

474
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Speaker 1: I was like, I don't remember, I don't know, probably

475
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Speaker 1: I don't know. And that was it. I was like, wow,

476
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,640
Speaker 1: So yeah, text your X Day yesterday. Interesting, I thought,

477
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 1: was strange. This is rich Don Jacksonville, Florida.

478
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 3: Listen to that podcast yesterday you and your boss and

479
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,679
Speaker 3: co host Rob Anthony were discussing the record the end

480
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 3: of fit Gerald. You post a question if there's a

481
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 3: better song that portrays historical significance and entertainment. It might

482
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 3: be my bias, but I'm going to go with the

483
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 3: Star Spangled Banner, written by Francis Scott Key as a

484
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 3: prisoner on a British ship, then seeing the fort's American

485
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 3: flag still standing in the morning Man.

486
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:36,639
Speaker 1: He gives me chills anyways, hate the show, star smile banner, yay,

487
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,879
Speaker 1: listen rich. I know he's military though, so I get it. Yeah,

488
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 1: that's fine, I get that too. But the irony of

489
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: being a prisoner in a British ship and your name

490
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,919
Speaker 1: is key Man, what a bummer? Boy? That sucks. If

491
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 1: only I had a me. Yeah, okay, star spang a

492
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Speaker 1: banner again. Here's my hot take. The reck of the

493
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Speaker 1: Edmund Fitzgerald should be the national anthem. I know we haven't,

494
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 1: and some fetish in the United States right by a

495
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 1: Canadian guy, right, despite half the country wiping their ass

496
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 1: with the actual thoughts behind the song. But yeah, let's

497
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 1: make it the Reck of the Edmond Fitzgerald be more

498
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: fitting metaphorically. But also, you know this is a good song.

499
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Speaker 17: Only we hailed the Twilights.

500
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 1: Last gleaming who's brought stripe.

501
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 17: Sun bright sauce wor so galland leave there as the

502
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:41,679
Speaker 17: rock Its were there, and the Twilights last leaving and

503
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 17: the Rockets rag less worst gallandsale there, burst ripes were

504
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 17: all there and the rock Its were there.

505
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Speaker 1: You know anything, we should to pay homage to that

506
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 1: guy who probably boy he probably just couldn't be any

507
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 1: more humiliated than royally screwing up that national anthem. I

508
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 1: think that our new national anthem should be the transcription

509
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: of his rendition of the national anthem, and then we

510
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,400
Speaker 1: set it to music, and then that's how we all

511
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,639
Speaker 1: sing it. You know, think of little kids. You know,

512
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 1: when you're a little kid in school, you're not really

513
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 1: doing this harspangle band that much more pledge of allegiance,

514
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,879
Speaker 1: but anytime that you do sing and imagine if we

515
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,199
Speaker 1: were all singing it like that guy stumbling over it,

516
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: but that was the official desigination. Yeah, for the new

517
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 1: national anthem. I've got some food news here too. Fairly

518
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 1: leave it to a guy named Candy to be born

519
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 1: on Halloween. You and I both watched that John Candy documentary. Yep,

520
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: he would have been seventy five years old today. I

521
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 1: heard Stansbury talking about it earlier and I wouldn't have known.

522
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 1: He said today would have been John Candy's birthday. I

523
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, because he died in ninety four.

524
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: He's been gone a long time now, and seventy five

525
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 1: year old John Candy. Think about that. More people dead

526
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 1: from a listeria outbreak, and I thought of you and

527
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 1: your food poisoning of indeterminate origin. And they are looking

528
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: at a handful of packaged pasta meals that are being

529
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:32,160
Speaker 1: sold in grocery stores places like Walmart and a Giant Eagle,

530
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: you know, just yeah, regular grocery stores, and more illnesses

531
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Speaker 1: and deaths tied to recalled pasta salads and meals that

532
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 1: are sold nationwide, sold in Walmart, Trader Joe's, and more

533
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 1: food poisoning in eighteen states. Now you said you didn't

534
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: know what you ate that made you sick, right, you

535
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 1: didn't have anything like this. Nope.

536
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Speaker 10: Now I never eat pre packaged stuff. I don't eat

537
00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,959
Speaker 10: those meals or anything like that.

538
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 1: Oh God for you, because you make everything yourself. And

539
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: Rob's got the pasta press and he's cranking out linguini.

540
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 1: Don't worry about what I'm cranking out. He's over there

541
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: tugging on his rotini on his ZD.

542
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 10: Yeah, No, I don't. I don't eat a lot of

543
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 10: processed food in general. I understand, so do I. I

544
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 10: just I don't think that. I I still I'm just

545
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 10: still in that weird spot with my stomach, man like

546
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 10: I feel much. Obviously I'm better, I'm fine, but I

547
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 10: still I'm like, I'm not going to trust a fart.

548
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 1: I was driving home last night and I go, God,

549
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 1: damn it. I jinxed myself because I was driving home

550
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: and I felt like I was coming down with something.

551
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: Did you No, I don't know what it was, but

552
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 1: it was like the very beginning, I was probably it's

553
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 1: probably just stress or whatever. But I got home, I

554
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 1: threw I ate like a five year old. I threw

555
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 1: ten Dino nuggets in the air fryer and I ate

556
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 1: them up. That's what I ate last night.

557
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 10: So you didn't see and get your cake on the

558
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 10: way home. You're gonna buy a little hab No, no, no, no.

559
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: Last time I do is pump myself full of sugar

560
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: if I'm not feeling well. Yeah, but today I feel fine.

561
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: So I don't know what the hell was going on

562
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: last night, but that's all I could think of. I

563
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: was like, Rob told me not to jinx myself, and

564
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: I jinked myself because I said, I haven't been seeking long, dude.

565
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: I know I'm driving home.

566
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Speaker 10: Like when you start thinking like, gosh, when was the

567
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 10: last time I was, I don't even think I've had

568
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 10: a cold in the last five years.

569
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, Now I got the consumption. So this

570
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:37,199
Speaker 1: listeria break is I mean it's a year old, but

571
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: six people have died and a couple dozen people have

572
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: gotten sick. Now again, grand scheme of things makes for

573
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 1: an interesting headline, but it's not really that big of

574
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: a deal. But you know, one of the people who

575
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: got sick was pregnant and it killed the kid. So

576
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, that's going to get some attention. But

577
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: this is what happens, by the way, when you fire

578
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: all the food inspectors and all the public health officials. Right,

579
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: Trump didn't think we needed FDA or us d A

580
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: or e PA. He's got Captain brainworm running, you know,

581
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: the HHS, So no help there. So she got all

582
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: these companies like, yeah, we just don't have we don't

583
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: have inspectors anymore, So good luck with all this. But

584
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: when I read that, I was like, Rob, I probably

585
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: already know the answer. He probably didn't have a box

586
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: of Scott and John's shrimp SCAMPI born in Maine. Is

587
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: what the logo bond in Maine? Yeah, Scott and John

588
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: shrimp scampy.

589
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 10: Yeah, I was gonna buy one, I'm not sure it

590
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 10: would be Scott and John's from Scott and John shrimp

591
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 10: scampy though from Bangor Yeah, freaking stuff is incredible.

592
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 9: Guy, I'm sitting right here by coworker at Saint Mary

593
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 9: Lewiston Medical Center.

594
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 1: Whereas bottoms and there was no way those shrimp came

595
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: from Maine. Probably not, No, they were the the the

596
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: finished product was probably shipped from Yeah. Sure, ninety nine

597
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: point nine percent of shrimp comes from like Indonesia? Is

598
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: that true? Yeah? Well, also if yeah, if you are

599
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: somebody who spends a lot of time and money at McDonald's,

600
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 1: they have instituted a new system now that pennies are

601
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 1: no longer being produced, and they've got a handy dandy

602
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: They've got a handy dandy system at some of the

603
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: stores posted for you. So if you're really not good,

604
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: these are for people paying in cash. Here's what you

605
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: need to know, and then it runs down. It's got

606
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: a list of how rounding works if you're paying cash

607
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 1: because there are no pennies or they're getting rid of pennies,

608
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: and then they proceed to tell you each if it

609
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: ends in one center, two cents round down to zero.

610
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: They have a whole laminated thing there explaining how rounding works,

611
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: and you're like, I just want to filet a fish,

612
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: it's all. You know. It's pretty interesting, right. They're getting

613
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: out ahead of it though, I guess, but it just

614
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,719
Speaker 1: it seems like a skill that you learned in like

615
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 1: third grade. I mean you get to six. Yeah, that's

616
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: from McDonald's location in Chicago. I guess what surprises me

617
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: is every time you hear about something where they go,

618
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 1: we're going to discontinue fill in the blank. It's always

619
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 1: like by twenty thirty five there will be no more pennies.

620
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: But this, all of a sudden, everybody's like, oh yeah,

621
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,479
Speaker 1: we're gonna not making pennies next week. So I never know,

622
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: you know what, they can get up and run in

623
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: quickly or not unless this is an exaggeration, But I

624
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: don't know when they're going to stop doing this this one.

625
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: Maybe they already did this one. I think makes a

626
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: lot of sense getting rid of the penny, yeah, partly. Yeah,

627
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 1: they've been talking about it for a long time. I

628
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: have a problem with it.

629
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 10: And if they're about to do a run of them,

630
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 10: that's the perfect time to just stop right, like, yeah,

631
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 10: we're about to make eight hundred billion more pennies.

632
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 1: I mean thirty years ago, ITAUS. You know, thirty years

633
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: ago Australia was still making two cent coins, right, and

634
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 1: so they stop making those. You know, different countries around

635
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: the world have had some weird currency. But again I

636
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: mentioned this before, but I still the people I feel

637
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 1: worse for are the companies that make the take a penny,

638
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: leave a penny tray. What are they gonna do? Rob

639
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: change it? What is big? Take a penny, leave a penny,

640
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: gonna do easy because nobody's gonna leave nickels. Nobody's leaving nickels.

641
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: Take a nickel, leave a nickel.

642
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 10: I'm telling you, Nichols are gonna be the next penny.

643
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 10: They're gonna be like, who wants this nickel? This is

644
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 10: all It's a trash coin. It's like a hand of

645
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 10: me five cents. It's it's it's crap. It's five pennies,

646
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 10: the smallest of the coins we make. It's like a

647
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 10: it's like a ruble. Wow, be gone with you, Nicholas. Yeah,

648
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 10: that's what's gonna happen. Dimes all the way. Uh huh,

649
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 10: there's some food in this thing.

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Speaker 1: She's a dime, top of the line and big behind

651
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Speaker 1: the Allen Carr Show.

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Speaker 5: On one hundred points.

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Speaker 1: Hello, We're glad you're here. If you need assistance or

654
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Speaker 1: just have a question ours those kids will be glad

655
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Speaker 1: to help you anytime.

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Speaker 4: Call the Alan Cox Show two one sixty five seven

657
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Speaker 4: eight one double oh seven or one eight three four

658
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Speaker 4: eighty one double oh seven.

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Speaker 1: What's that?

660
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Speaker 4: Alan?

661
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: Could you play some King Diamond? Yes, of course I could.

662
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: How about that? How about some Dutch falsetto you can't

663
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: have even if he's doing a novelty song, you can

664
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Speaker 1: never have too much King Diamond. Now, I won't be

665
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: playing King Diamond tomorrow night on the Metal Show because

666
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: we're all set with our lineup. We're still very excited

667
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 1: to bring the program to you. Our Saturday night show

668
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: is called two Hours to Midnight with Me and Corey

669
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: Roddick one Patrick Butler, and we do one hundred and

670
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: twenty minutes enough of it metal and so if I

671
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: bet your vibe, you should join us. A lot of

672
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: brand new stuff throw local bands in there too. So

673
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 1: if you're in a local metal band, let me know

674
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: what you're doing. A lot of throwbacks. So it's a

675
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: lot of fun. So tomorrow night ten o'clock because we're

676
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: off next Saturday. Take note, Rob, We're off next Saturday.

677
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Speaker 1: So tomorrow night, two hours to midnight here on the buzzard. Jesus,

678
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: he's sixty nine years old. Nice who King Diamond?

679
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 4: Yes?

680
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my okay. He still sing his ass off,

681
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: by the way too. Anytime I go see him, I

682
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 1: always pucker thinking, is this the time he's gonna sound terrible?

683
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: Still sounds great?

684
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 7: Wow.

685
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him in a minute. Last time I

686
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: saw him was at the Agora, probably a couple of

687
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: years ago. Oh I know when it was. It was

688
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 1: the week that they fired Bill and Mary. I had

689
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 1: tickets for King Diamond that week and it saved my

690
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 1: life because I was in uh, such bad spirits that week.

691
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 1: It was election week, so you knew that was going

692
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 1: to be terrible, and it was also the week that

693
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: the company fire Bill and married and I had King

694
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: Diamond the middle of that week at the Agora, and

695
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 1: it was everything I needed. And I don't know that

696
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 1: I've seen him since, but I've seen him a handful

697
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: of times and seen him. I'd love to, but I

698
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: didn't realize not everybody's cup of tea, but love King Diamond.

699
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: So yeah, tomorrow night, two hours to midnight is our

700
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Speaker 1: metal show here on the buzzard. Alan, is David Lee

701
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: Roth going to be handing out candy today? All right? Good?

702
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:56,399
Speaker 1: And little toy whistles? I heard they're handing out whistles day. Yeah,

703
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: all right, it's like what a ghost says. Almost whoa? Alan?

704
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: You mentioned it was John Candy's seventy fifth birthday today,

705
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 1: a he would have never made it to seventy five,

706
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,720
Speaker 1: which I think is absolutely true. It's not nice, well,

707
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 1: but they do. They do describe the fact that he

708
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: was a guy who I think thought that his power

709
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: was in being big, and it was not a priority

710
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 1: of his to lose weight. But he still drank a lot,

711
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: and he smoked, and he did to coke, and he

712
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: was you know, that did nothing to diminish the fact

713
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: that everybody who knew him just thought he was the nicest,

714
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: sweetest soul there was. But he was still in showbiz

715
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: and he was still a comedian, and that can take

716
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 1: a toll on you, and so something was going to

717
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:43,839
Speaker 1: get him.

718
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 10: Did they mention anything about coke in that document they did. Yeah,

719
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 10: I didn't catch that. Yeah, I mentioned that before.

720
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Speaker 1: There was this guy that they kept cutting to when

721
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: they would talk to people throughout they would cut to

722
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 1: interstitials of like friends and colleagues, and his wife was

723
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Speaker 1: in it. And there was this gray haired guy and

724
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: it wasn't sure what his connection was. I don't know

725
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: if he was his biographer or what he was. But yeah,

726
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: they would talk about there was a point about halfway

727
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: through where they were talking about how he had gained

728
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: a lot of weight, Yes, but he hadn't really changed

729
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 1: his habits. And they were like, that's why he didn't

730
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: like going to doctors, because the doctor was going to

731
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 1: tell him, you got to stop doing this and this

732
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: and this, and he didn't want to stop doing this

733
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 1: in this so it wasn't like he was he was

734
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 1: out of his mind, right, But he drank and he

735
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 1: smoked and he did cocaine and so they're like, yeah,

736
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: this is not gonna you know, and he's gonna end well.

737
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: And by the way, my favorite part of that, I

738
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: completely forgot that he was a part owner of the

739
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: Toronto Argonauts. I completely forgot about that part in John

740
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 1: Candy history that he and Wayne Gretzky and another guy,

741
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: unfortunately who ended up being jailed for fraud. This business

742
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: guy that they went into ownership with for the Toronto Argonauts,

743
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: which is like the big that'd be like the New

744
00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 1: York Giants of the Canadian Football League. And he was

745
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 1: part owner of that and they won the Gray Cup

746
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: one the first year of his ownership, and it was

747
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 1: a big, big deal. But anyway, the John Candy documentaries

748
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: called I Like Me, It's over there on Amazon. He

749
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: would have been seventy five today, but this person said,

750
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: it's also your boy Vanilla ICE's birthday. Oh, Rob van Winkle, Hey, yeah,

751
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: he's fifty eight years old today. How about that? Vanilla Ice,

752
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 1: the pride of Dallas, Texas. Speaking of Toronto, the Blue

753
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 1: Jays can become World Series champions tonight. Let's see that

754
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: it happens. I'm gonna have my What am I doing tonight?

755
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,439
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm gonna have my Toronto Blue

756
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,439
Speaker 1: Jays cap on tonight. Rope, are you they can sew

757
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: it up tonight? They're up three games to two. I

758
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 1: was looking at an article of the teams that have

759
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: come back from a three to two deficit and won

760
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: the World Series, most notably the Chicago Cubs when they

761
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: played the Indians in the World Series in twenty sixteen.

762
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 1: They came back from a three to two deficit the

763
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: eighty six Mets right Bill Buckner, and so the curse

764
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: of the Bambino would live on for another twenty years

765
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: after that because they beat the Red Sox. Eighty seven

766
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: Twins are on this list a lot. By the way,

767
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: twins are eighty five Royals, eighty two Cardinals, so it

768
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: obviously can be done well.

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Speaker 10: As of right now, there's a seventy percent likelihood, is

770
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 10: what they're given the lines they're given, that they win

771
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:40,760
Speaker 10: the World Series.

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00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: The Toronto Blue Jays, yep. I can't imagine a more

773
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: fitting end to this, given everything that's gone on between

774
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: the United States and Canada over the last year, for

775
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: the Blue Jays to be the World Series champions. And again,

776
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: I don't have any malice or animosity towards the Dodgers.

777
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: They're just not on my radar and the Blue Jays

778
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: are one of my teams, so I wouldn't even have

779
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: a dog in this fight. Yeah, Blue Jays in Toronto.

780
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: If they win there in Toronto, it's gonna be and

781
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there in a couple of weeks. You

782
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 1: bet your ass a couple of weeks mid December, I'm

783
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 1: gonna be. I'm gonna snatch up so much Blue Jays

784
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 1: World Series crap. You're not gonna believe it.

785
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,240
Speaker 10: I mean it's they're obviously predicting a close game money

786
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 10: lines plus one eighteen, So it's not I mean there,

787
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 10: it's gonna be. It's they definitely are a team that

788
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 10: could seal it tonight.

789
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 1: I hope. I don't know. I have seventeen thousand dollars

790
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 1: on the Toronto Blue Jays. I feel really confident, ro

791
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:40,760
Speaker 1: really confident.

792
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 4: You know.

793
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: They say, what your money where your mouth is? Yeah,

794
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: well that's what I'm doing. Let's see your seventeen thousand

795
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 1: dollars bet yep, will pay out thirty seven thousand dollars.

796
00:40:56,080 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 1: Yea done, Yeah done, yep. That's like job quitting money,

797
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: Rob sure is thirty seven thousand would be funny. People

798
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: are like, how much money would you to be such

799
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: for life? Hey, if you want a lottery, would you

800
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 1: quit your job? You know a lot of people say, no,

801
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,439
Speaker 1: how much money would you do to quit your job?

802
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: Thirty seven thousand dollars. How do you like that? Yeah?

803
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean the good news is the Blue Jays

804
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 10: have two shots at it, which means all they have

805
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 10: to do is win game six or game seven.

806
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: So six seven, yeah, six seven? Thank yep. Yeah, you

807
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:41,959
Speaker 1: just made every teacher in the audience pucker. Oh. Absolutely. Yeah.

808
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: My daughter called me from from school today. At lunchtime.

809
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: My youngest Cali uh, and they did uh.

810
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 10: She's like, the lunch people just all did a skit

811
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 10: and I'm like really, She's like, yeah, all the like

812
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,879
Speaker 10: lunch ladies came out of the back and they did

813
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,359
Speaker 10: this skit. And she texts me the video and they

814
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 10: were performing lunch lady land and she's like, what the

815
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 10: hell is this?

816
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: Dad? Oh god, she doesn't know. I was like, you

817
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: don't know lunch lady.

818
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 10: So I sent her the clip and she and she

819
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 10: farly was alive, takes the time to watch it.

820
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 1: She goes, Yep, still sucks, and I'll talk to you.

821
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: There was hogies and grinders, hogies and grinders meat off sandwich. Yeah,

822
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 1: so they it's not for everybody.

823
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 18: No.

824
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 10: So then they played Bingo and the it was that

825
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,760
Speaker 10: video that we saw where like the sixty nine happens

826
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 10: on the screen and no one reacts, and I guess

827
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,439
Speaker 10: it was like B sixty seven.

828
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:38,479
Speaker 1: In the whole room was like, yeah, yeah, B nine.

829
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: I hope your tumor is B nine. That's like the

830
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: old A guy in where is this? There's a guy

831
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: in Pleasant Grove, Utah who has been driving his nineteen

832
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: ninety one Geo Metro for almost thirty five years. My

833
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: wife used to have a geo Prism something I don't know.

834
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 1: By the time she traded it in right after we

835
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: came to Cleveland, like the side mirrors were bolted on.

836
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: I mean it was, you know, this thing still had

837
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 1: some get up and go to it. And this guy

838
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: has been driving the car for that for a long

839
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: long time, and it's just everything's barely hanging on. But

840
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: he loved the car, and he finally gave it up

841
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: and they dropped a two thousand pound pumpkin on his

842
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: car to destroy it at the he haul farms in

843
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 1: Pleasant Grove, Utah. One of our bureau chiefs in Utah

844
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: listening on iHeartRadio sent me this. They entered the giant

845
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,720
Speaker 1: pumpkin into the Giant Pumpkin Festival came in at first

846
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: place at nineteen hundred pounds, and they dropped it on

847
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 1: the Geo Metro. If you're watching the live stream, I'm

848
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: gonna show it to you. They will also repeat it

849
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: in slow motion. But they gathered a crowd, they got

850
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 1: a crane and they played some music. It was a

851
00:43:52,920 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 1: whole big thing. Here this massive, massive pumpkin. Then here

852
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 1: comes the pumpkin on top of the car, dropping on

853
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: the nineteen ninety one g O Metro. There, Oh, how

854
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: about that? Fought for the whole family. Looks like it's

855
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: in like the back forty of an apartment complex or

856
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: something that's and now they're dropping it in the super

857
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:21,720
Speaker 1: slow motion. So a nineteen hundred dollars, a nineteen hundred

858
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 1: pound rather pumpkin is dropped from a crane about fourteen

859
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: stories high onto the nineteen ninety one g O Metro.

860
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: The good tables, hot boil, how about that?

861
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 10: It's the clear solution for gordam.

862
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: Wmms rob on social media, the clear What was it again?

863
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: The clear solution to Gordon? To Gordon right g O

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Speaker 1: U R D O M the Gordon. Oh my goodness,

865
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Speaker 1: it didn't look like there was a lot going on

866
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: in that community. Other than that, it's brushing of that vehicle.

867
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Speaker 1: That's why they have a giant pumpkin festival, because they're like,

868
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:07,919
Speaker 1: you know, that would be coming in here where there's

869
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: a regular sized pumpkins. This is a giant pumpkin festival.

870
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 10: And go back to that the slow motion part of

871
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 10: the video, and the only thing I could think, because

872
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 10: I'm seeing it a couple of seconds behind it, the

873
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 10: only thing I could think is like, that's the view

874
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 10: everyone's toilet has, Like right as it's about to happen

875
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 10: and you're sitting down, it's got that perfect you can

876
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 10: see what I'm talking about it, Yeah, you.

877
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 1: Know what I mean. That's what every poor toilet has

878
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: to see. Another part of this is they were whipping

879
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: pumpkins around on trebuchets and catapults toward cars that were

880
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: out there in the back forty and trying to smash

881
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,879
Speaker 1: these cars. One of them hit a mini van there

882
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 1: and that whole thing lands right on like an old

883
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,720
Speaker 1: I'm a voyager or something. I don't know. Hey, listen,

884
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 1: it's harmless fun. Yeah, you get a local junkyard to

885
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: haul these puppies away. If you don't listen to us

886
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 1: on iHeartRadio like our bureau chief there in Utah. You

887
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: can drop us voicemails on the after hours line at

888
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 1: number is two one six nine six eighty nine three. Alan.

889
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 8: You guys were talking earlier in yesterday's show about eighties movies.

890
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 8: My brother used to work in a video story when

891
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 8: I was like time eleven twelve, and so I had

892
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 8: access to all these crazy movies, sci fi, horror, what

893
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,439
Speaker 8: have you. The craziest one when I was a little

894
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 8: kid that scared me to death was children Shouldn't Play

895
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 8: with Dead Things. If you're not familiar, look it up.

896
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 8: It's very bad. But as a little kid, you were

897
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 8: scared to death. Zombies, hippies, baking a movie anyways, when.

898
00:46:51,880 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: Jacky Sarah children Shouldn't play with Dead Things. I've vaguely

899
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,800
Speaker 1: remember that, but I thought it was called something Else,

900
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 1: super low budget movie from probably fifty years ago. I

901
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 1: remember that the guy who directed it was also the

902
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: guy who would go on to do Porkys, so this

903
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: was like an early horror thing for him. But it

904
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:23,320
Speaker 1: was a zombie flick, as that guy describes there. I

905
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: don't know if it's streaming anywhere, but it might be

906
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: worth looking into. But yeah, if you're a little kid,

907
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 1: that's going to scare you. If you're a gen x er,

908
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 1: of course you'll remember the Faces of Death series. But

909
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:39,280
Speaker 1: I don't know if children shouldn't play with dead things

910
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 1: is available for streaming, that it might be worth looking into.

911
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: Margaret Hi hi e.

912
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 18: So you guys were talking about the John Candy documentary

913
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 18: and which was amazing, but one thing with his birthday.

914
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 18: I didn't realize that his dad died on his birthday

915
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 18: when he was five.

916
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 1: Yes, he did. That was in the documentary.

917
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, like that's going to mess you up for life.

918
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 1: Well, and that's when he was worried too. All throughout

919
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: the thing. He's like, you know, my dad died of

920
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 1: hard stuff and his brother got real sick, and so

921
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 1: these were big guys, you know, and so it's there's

922
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: a big shock that John Candy had a heart attack

923
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: and died. But it was still no less sad.

924
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 18: You know, but this and they were commenting, I don't

925
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 18: know how true this is, but like that on his

926
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 18: on the day that his dad died, you know, of course,

927
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 18: they were trying to celebrate its fifth birthday and they

928
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 18: just kind of like pretended it didn't happen and they

929
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 18: continued to celebrate it.

930
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how people did stuff back then. Yeah. Hey,

931
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: they bought a couple of candles in dad's eyes and

932
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 1: he blew them out, and then they went and had

933
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:47,359
Speaker 1: cake mark right then, you know there's Margaret by the way,

934
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 1: I buried the lead. He was talking about that movie

935
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 1: Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things, and I said that

936
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: the director would go on to direct Porky's. He would

937
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: also go on to direct a movie called A Christmas Story.

938
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 1: So Bob Clark is the guy who directed that and

939
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 1: but started with Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Thing? Not

940
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 1: familiar with that? Is there like a local connection or

941
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 1: something to that movie? Rob me after the show? Yeah, ah,

942
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: there's Yeah. A friend of mine just saw pet Cemetery

943
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: for the first time, the original one, really, and I

944
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: was like wow, because I just remember the Ramones saw.

945
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I remember Pet Cemetery, but they did the

946
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,320
Speaker 1: Ramones did Pet Cemetery right anam want to be Baby

947
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: stands Where I was talking earlier. Somebody made a list

948
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 1: of the not the best horror movies of all time,

949
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 1: the best horror movies so far in the twenty first century,

950
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: the best modern horror movies, and there's some. There weren't

951
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: a lot of left turns on the list, right, they

952
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: were like, oh, Hereditary and you know, I don't know

953
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 1: if I Saw the Devil was on there. There's a

954
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 1: movie I love. It's a Korean movie called I Saw

955
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: the Devil. But you know, Hereditarian and the Black Phone

956
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 1: and paranormal activity there. There's plenty of the Ring Saint Maude,

957
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,360
Speaker 1: a movie people told me to see, but it's really

958
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: only good in the last thirty seconds. Literally, the last

959
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 1: thirty seconds of the movie is dynamite. But but again,

960
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,399
Speaker 1: when I hear this song randomly, if it'll come up,

961
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 1: I instantly associate it with the movie Pet Cemetery. I

962
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: know it's called pet Cemetery. But there are a lot

963
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 1: of songs rob that you immediately ascribe to movies when

964
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 1: you hear them. Tons, Yeah, like listen, I can't help

965
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: that I think of a Serbian film every time I

966
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: hear Black Mass, Right. I mean, okay, it's just some

967
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: songs they stick in your crang and nothing I can

968
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:41,879
Speaker 1: do about it. But I was thinking about, I mean,

969
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 1: what's a good example, Like some some songs okay, like

970
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: stuck in the middle with you, I think of reservoir dogs. Yeah,

971
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: that's right. What about Layla?

972
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 10: What do you think of when you hear that last

973
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 10: like when the music changes and it switches to the piano.

974
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 1: I think of them finding the frozen guys on the

975
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:03,319
Speaker 1: meg in Goodfellas when they open the semi truck and

976
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 1: they're all hanging there. Yeah, there's a bunch of those

977
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: in Goodfellas.

978
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 10: Uh oh, what's the name of the song? And then

979
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,879
Speaker 10: he kissed me that scene at the Copa okay, right,

980
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 10: when he's when he's walking through the back of the

981
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 10: of the Copa caban and they bring out the table

982
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 10: for him.

983
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: They put the candle on it. That's the song that's playing,

984
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: and then he kissed me. Who But that's like a

985
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 1: Martha and the Van Dela Crystals. I think something like that. Yeah, yeah,

986
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 1: some old timey band. But but the Scorsese movies have

987
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 1: a ton of those kind of rolling stones monkey man

988
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: when he has that car scene in Goodfellas. But yeah,

989
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 1: there's when the helicopter's chasing him and he keeps looking up.

990
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,320
Speaker 1: Oh it's oh god, what a movie. Yeah, But and

991
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: that's just one movie.

992
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 19: Uh.

993
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 1: Oh, Jesus man, I I there's a ton of them. Yeah,

994
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: are there any others that that that I mean I

995
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 1: was thinking of? Uh well, I mean obviously like the

996
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: Halloween theme. You're not talking about themes though, you're talking about.

997
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 10: Songs in songs in a movie like yous that just

998
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,359
Speaker 10: will always stick into your head.

999
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would think. I already said Steelers Wiels. I mean,

1000
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 1: if I hear one of those dumb starship songs, I

1001
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 1: think of Kim Cattrall turning back into a Manica, you

1002
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like or like if I hear

1003
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 1: Fortunate Son, it's gonna be a Vietnam movie. If I

1004
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,879
Speaker 1: hear cc R, it's gonna be in one of those

1005
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,720
Speaker 1: Vietnam movies. It's gonna be in Platoon, or it's gonna

1006
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: be in Born in the Fourth of July, one of.

1007
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 10: Those What about uh Bohemian Rhapsody, Wayne's World?

1008
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: Yeah right, that will alway. Queen movie.

1009
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 10: I never saw the Queen, but that one will always

1010
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 10: stick into my head.

1011
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 1: When he's in the Mirthmobile. Yes he's giving you a

1012
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 1: no honk guarantee.

1013
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 8: Yeah. Uh.

1014
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 1: Tiny Dancer, Oh, one of my favorite movies ever. Tiny Dancer.

1015
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 1: It's gonna be.

1016
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 10: As soon as I say it, You're gonna go Yeah, yeah,

1017
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,400
Speaker 10: tiny oh what almost famous?

1018
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 1: You know, I don't remember. I saw that movie one

1019
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 1: time and I don't really remember it. I love that movie.

1020
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: That's Kate Hudson singing the song. Yeah, where is My

1021
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: Mind from Pixies? Oh? Where is my Mind? From the Pixies?

1022
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: That I don't know? Fight Club club? Right stop stop? Yeah.

1023
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: I always think of the end of Fight Club when

1024
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 1: the bombs are going off and that. You know, what

1025
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 1: about Frank black Boy? He got paid from this song

1026
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: because it's used in so many things. Now, how about

1027
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 1: mister low Oh, Paul Fiction, Yeah, yeah, Dick Dale Yah yeah.

1028
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:53,280
Speaker 1: Or Commanchee. That's when bing Raim's getting raped, remember commanche Anette?

1029
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: Where's my command? Oh? Man? Let me think that's when

1030
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 1: Bruce Willis is going down in the basement to find

1031
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:17,240
Speaker 1: ving Rains and the Nazis have him bent over the bar. Whatever. Yeah,

1032
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 1: how about it might be too easy? What about the

1033
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 1: Power of Love? Huey Lewis, Oh, I'm I'm I was

1034
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 1: thinking Peter Satara back to the Future. Yeah, how about

1035
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: those are too easy? How about Mad World? Mad World.

1036
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 1: This would be a Halloween movie for a lot of people.

1037
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 1: For some people, it's their entire identity. What's the Gary

1038
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 1: jeweles the Rabbit?

1039
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 5: Yes?

1040
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 1: What's the don Yes? Which I believe is maybe still

1041
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: a slur, but nevertheless that a lot of people love

1042
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 1: that movie. How about Sweet Jane? Remember Sweet Jane? Couple junk?

1043
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:04,319
Speaker 1: Is it Natural Born Killers? I want to look at

1044
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: it this morning. Some of Robert Downey Junior's finest work

1045
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: in Natural Born Killers.

1046
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 5: The Allen cock Show on one hundred seems a little.

1047
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 1: Unfair that you can watch our live stream but we

1048
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: can't see you. But we'll fix that tonight. Outside your

1049
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: window The cock Show on one hundred point seven WMMS,

1050
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: I put a spell on you because of I mean,

1051
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,399
Speaker 1: this is in a ton of movies, right, Oh yeah,

1052
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: the Screaming Jay Hawkins from Cleveland, Ohio. Oh is he really?

1053
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? I didn't know that he's got like four

1054
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 1: hundred kids. I mean we I don't know that we

1055
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,839
Speaker 1: would have Alice Cooper or Marilyn Manson if we didn't

1056
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:13,879
Speaker 1: have Screaming Jay Hawkins. Alice Cooper, by the way, who

1057
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:20,839
Speaker 1: just got into the National Radio Hall of Fame, Hey,

1058
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 1: good on him, good for him? Yeah, screaming. Jay Hawkins

1059
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: born in Cleveland, Ohio. Died in France. Born and raised

1060
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 1: in Cleveland.

1061
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 10: I thought of one in the break Yeah, unchained melody.

1062
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:40,320
Speaker 1: Ghost, That's not what I thought of. But is that ghost?

1063
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 1: Isn't that when they are do the hands thing, when

1064
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 1: they're doing the pottery. Isn't that unchained melody that? I

1065
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:48,400
Speaker 1: don't know.

1066
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 10: I only seem ghost ones good day for it. I

1067
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:56,880
Speaker 10: was thinking top gun, excuse me, miss okay.

1068
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: I always think of those those pop song dajre Gun

1069
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 1: yeah and take My Breath Away and that kind of stuff. Yeah,

1070
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 1: here's one for you that somebody reminded me of. People

1071
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 1: were obviously blowing me up in the break.

1072
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:15,720
Speaker 10: And right, I can name that disturbing scene in one note.

1073
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:21,840
Speaker 1: I'd f me all night. Ted Levine from Parma Heights,

1074
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 1: the Great ted Levine. Now the artist went by q

1075
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 1: Lazarus and she was like a She had one song,

1076
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 1: this was like a big song from the Silence of

1077
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 1: the Lambs, and then she never had anything else. I

1078
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 1: don't think. I think she died a few years ago,

1079
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 1: but she was like a cab driver or something. She

1080
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 1: moved overseas. She's like, you know, seeking her fame and fortune.

1081
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 1: She got herself like a kind of went to Chrissy

1082
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 1: hind route. She got herself a British band, q Lazarus.

1083
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 1: A song was called Goodbye Horses.

1084
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 10: A lot of people said see you again from the

1085
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 10: Fast and the Furious movies.

1086
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: I've only seen one or two of those, and I

1087
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: don't think i'd be able to pick out the music.

1088
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 1: It's that Whiz Khalifa song, Oh okay, it's been a

1089
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 1: long day. Well now, And immediately you know exactly what

1090
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 1: it is. Cose Yes, she back on an Eric Cartman

1091
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 1: kind of vibe there, lust for Life and a ton

1092
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 1: of movies. Right. You think of you and McGregor coming

1093
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 1: out of the toilet in train spotting when you hear

1094
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 1: lust for Life? Right? And can you hear me Knock?

1095
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 1: And all those stone songs like Scorsese uses them, Jonathan

1096
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 1: dem you use him for blow.

1097
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 10: I'm always love you.

1098
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 1: Whitney Houston, Oh the Bodyguard. Yeah. I also somebody said

1099
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 1: American Girl in Silence of the Lambs, and I think

1100
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 1: of that too. That's when the girl's driving and he

1101
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 1: pulls her over. He pretends like he's trying to get

1102
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:02,440
Speaker 1: a uh a couch out of his van. Right when

1103
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 1: Buffalo Bill gets the girl into his van and then

1104
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 1: puts her in the pit the lotion in the basket.

1105
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 1: She's singing the American Girl in her car from Tom Petty.

1106
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,959
Speaker 10: Yeah, it rubs the motion on its skin or else

1107
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 10: it gets the hose again.

1108
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:21,919
Speaker 12: You let me go al press charge of that punt.

1109
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 10: Now it places the lotion in the basket. Now you

1110
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 10: know that the one one that probably the most famous

1111
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 10: one I didn't even think of.

1112
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 1: Somebody just texted in in your eyes from saying anything,

1113
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 1: well that one. I am a tiger, Oh from Shindler's List. No,

1114
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 1: try again, Bucks, Stevens, Bucks, Are you okay over there?

1115
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 1: Of course he's rock?

1116
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 10: Yeah, yes, but that is I mean, you can't hear

1117
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 10: that song without instantly thinking of rock.

1118
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: Now, does Afternoon Delight make you think of Anchorman? Yes?

1119
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 10: Okay, that's the only thing that I think of. Okay,

1120
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 10: And the same with Old School and uh, dust in

1121
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 10: the Wind.

1122
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 1: You're my boy blue. Now, I only saw Old School

1123
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 1: in the theater once, and that he was probably twenty

1124
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 1: years old, right like, so I don't remember that. Yeah,

1125
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 1: that was one for me. Okay, dust in the wind

1126
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 1: from Kansas. Do you remember who sang afternoon Delight?

1127
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 10: Starland Vocal Band, The Starland Vocal Band.

1128
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 1: Correct, how's that for a deep really quite simple. It's

1129
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 1: kind of like.

1130
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 12: Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tights, gonna grab

1131
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 12: some afternoon delight.

1132
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 1: My motto's always been when it's right, it's right. Why

1133
01:00:55,160 --> 01:01:00,360
Speaker 1: wait until the middle of a cold, dark night? Things

1134
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 1: a little ler in the light of day. By the way,

1135
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 1: are those they're real harmonies? Yeah, they nailed those harmonies,

1136
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 1: by the way, we did wow.

1137
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 12: And we know the night is always gonna be there

1138
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:16,479
Speaker 12: any way.

1139
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 1: Freaking up.

1140
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 6: He's working on.

1141
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 12: My time, looking forward to a little afternoon DyLight. Robin

1142
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 12: six and Stones together make a sparty nine, and the

1143
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 12: thought of loving you is getting so excited. Guy rockets

1144
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:33,080
Speaker 12: in fight.

1145
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 6: Delight.

1146
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 11: That's happen.

1147
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 1: Afternoon Delight.

1148
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 2: You don't know, Ron, that sounds kind of crazy, sounds

1149
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 2: like you have mental problems, man, Yeah, you got mental problems, man, Yeah,

1150
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 2: it really does.

1151
01:01:51,360 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 1: Man, Afternoon Delight, it's perfectly Yeah. That was before Steve

1152
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:02,600
Speaker 1: Correll really blew up too.

1153
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 10: Right on the crash. Yeah, because he had just done.

1154
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 10: What was that Jim Carrey movie Ruse Almighty, Rust Almighty

1155
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 10: when he had the when he was in control of

1156
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:12,000
Speaker 10: his tail prompter.

1157
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 1: And David Keckner he's had a hard time since too.

1158
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 1: That guy keeps getting duys. But he's a funny dude.

1159
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 1: Everybody in the livestroom just saw it. But the headline

1160
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 1: that I thought was funny. Listen, not everybody can be

1161
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 1: writing hard hitting stories. Somebody has to write. Here's what

1162
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 1: to expect after daylight Saving time ends. Okay, listen, I

1163
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 1: think we've been through this before. The clocks will go

1164
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 1: back on Sunday. Here's what to expect.

1165
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 10: It's gonna be dark and you're going to be a

1166
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:44,479
Speaker 10: miserable son of a bitch for six months.

1167
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1168
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 1: This is Ohio, which gets more cloud cover than the

1169
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 1: Pacific Northwest year to year, so yeah, when it gets

1170
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 1: dark at noon. Yeah yeah.

1171
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 10: I was talking to uh, got somebody out here I

1172
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 10: don't remember the other day and they were like, oh, Curtis,

1173
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 10: I think, and we were sort of trying to talk

1174
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 10: about how the weather was the same here as it

1175
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 10: is in New England, but you actually see the sun

1176
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 10: in New England. He's like, what do you mean, And

1177
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 10: it was like, you go outside and the sun's out.

1178
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:19,120
Speaker 1: Yes, it's but the sun is out.

1179
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,480
Speaker 10: But you can feel the sun, you can see the sun,

1180
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 10: you can see the blue sky. It's not just different

1181
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 10: versions of gray for six months, you know. And he's like,

1182
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:29,200
Speaker 10: so like, every day you see this. I'm like, every

1183
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:32,320
Speaker 10: day unless it's raining or you know, like a snowstorm

1184
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 10: or something, but every day uses his sun's out.

1185
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 1: Yeah. And a couple of friends will live in Seattle

1186
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 1: years ago, they're look, it's so clody. I'm like, come

1187
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:42,919
Speaker 1: to Ohio, bro. Yeah, seriously, like, scientifically, we get more

1188
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,320
Speaker 1: cloud cover than any other place in the United States.

1189
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 10: I should have known one of our former colleagues, Carletta.

1190
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:51,280
Speaker 10: She worked on the country station Yeap. She when I

1191
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:53,120
Speaker 10: came to interview for the job, she said do you

1192
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,840
Speaker 10: like the sun? And I said, what the hell does

1193
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 10: that mean? And she goes, well, because you don't see

1194
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 10: the sun here in the winter, you don't see the sun.

1195
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:04,600
Speaker 10: And I was like okay, and then I was like,

1196
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 10: oh my god, it's been a month I haven't seen

1197
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 10: the sun. And they started keeping track of it, and

1198
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:10,880
Speaker 10: I think it was it was almost a full three

1199
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 10: weeks that I hadn't seen like a full sunny day

1200
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:15,360
Speaker 10: in Cleveland.

1201
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 1: It's like, wow, yeah, it's pretty wildlake effect. Well, and

1202
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,520
Speaker 1: that's why when it starts to warm up like a

1203
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 1: little bit, and it's it's broadly true of the Midwest.

1204
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:25,960
Speaker 1: It's a hacky joke, but it's like, you know, once

1205
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 1: you come out of the winter time, like all you

1206
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:30,000
Speaker 1: need is like thirty nine degree weather and you're in

1207
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 1: shorts because you're just so excited to have anything even remotely.

1208
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 1: You know, the sun's out just a little bit, but

1209
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:41,280
Speaker 1: I like that what to expect when daylight saving time ends. Hmmm.

1210
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,120
Speaker 1: You think that article would have been a couple of

1211
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:46,640
Speaker 1: lines long, but nope, it was a whole thing old

1212
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 1: time rock and roll. Oh, Tom Cruise, what's the uh?

1213
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:56,720
Speaker 10: One of his early movies in his underwear runs across slides,

1214
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 10: risky issness?

1215
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:09,320
Speaker 1: Right? Oh what was that? That's all you need from

1216
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 1: that song? I agree with you, even if you're a

1217
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:14,840
Speaker 1: Bob Seeger fan. That's probably one of your least favorite

1218
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,400
Speaker 1: songs by far, and the only one I can say

1219
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:22,280
Speaker 1: I don't like of his songs. I mean, listen, Bobby Seegs,

1220
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 1: he understood the assignment he did shake Down for Beverly

1221
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:28,360
Speaker 1: Hills cop. He's good in a pinch. Here's two from

1222
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:34,920
Speaker 1: the same movie for you, Yeah sousa studio American psycho.

1223
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:40,680
Speaker 1: Hip to Be Square American Psycho. Two very very impactful scenes.

1224
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Hip to Be Square? Do you like you?

1225
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:49,320
Speaker 1: We losing the news? Oh? That is synonymous with that movie.

1226
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:51,600
Speaker 16: In the morning, if my face is a little puffy,

1227
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:54,360
Speaker 16: I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches.

1228
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:56,919
Speaker 16: After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep

1229
01:05:56,960 --> 01:06:01,240
Speaker 16: poor cleanser lotion. In the shower, use a water activated

1230
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:06,120
Speaker 16: jail closer, and then a honey onmond body scrub and

1231
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:09,080
Speaker 16: on the face an exfoliating gel scrum. This is what

1232
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:12,240
Speaker 16: you said, facial mask, which.

1233
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:14,479
Speaker 1: I leave on for ten minutes while I pess the goat.

1234
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:16,440
Speaker 1: This is me and the more. I always use an

1235
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:19,240
Speaker 1: act with a little What do you use for alcohol?

1236
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 1: I really alcohol drives your face out, Yeah, it makes

1237
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:22,680
Speaker 1: you look older.

1238
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:27,800
Speaker 16: Then moisturizer, yeah, then an anti aging eye bomb, followed

1239
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,320
Speaker 16: by final moisturizing protective loader.

1240
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:33,720
Speaker 1: Protective lotion is what we do. Yes, I put that

1241
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:37,160
Speaker 1: retinol on a lotion on my skin. At night and

1242
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:40,560
Speaker 1: it's like I have needles in my skin. That's how

1243
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:45,000
Speaker 1: I know it's working. Rob got a multi tiered uh

1244
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:50,120
Speaker 1: facial cleaning strategy strategy. Hasn't heard it eight working Allan

1245
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:53,000
Speaker 1: afternoon delight makes me think of the movie PCU. God,

1246
01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:56,560
Speaker 1: remember PCU. I love that movie so much. When Jeremy

1247
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 1: Piven still had a little bit of hair. Remember years

1248
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 1: later he'd like act like he didn't really get plugs,

1249
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:04,240
Speaker 1: but he did. I can't say I remember that movie enough.

1250
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:09,240
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, the late Jessica Walter. I think

1251
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,280
Speaker 1: George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic played in the film at

1252
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:14,439
Speaker 1: the end of the Big Climax as a concert from them.

1253
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:18,600
Speaker 1: I think of mud Honey covering Pump It Up by

1254
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:22,840
Speaker 1: Elvis Costello. That's what I think of from PCU, the

1255
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:25,840
Speaker 1: good song by Elvis Costello, pump It Up. I like

1256
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:28,640
Speaker 1: radio radio. I like a lot of Elvis Costeino. Our

1257
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:32,480
Speaker 1: friend Amy is like a massive fan of Elvis Costello.

1258
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:37,080
Speaker 1: I like enough of his music. El like it's okay.

1259
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:39,760
Speaker 1: His voice is a little grading for me over a

1260
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:42,440
Speaker 1: long period of time, but I like enough of his songs.

1261
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,720
Speaker 1: I just wish more songs sounded like pump it up.

1262
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:48,120
Speaker 1: That's the for me. That's the song man. Yeah, but

1263
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,280
Speaker 1: the mud Honey version because this was in the grunge era, right,

1264
01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 1: PCU was probably nineteen ninety three. Fat John Favreau was

1265
01:07:57,080 --> 01:08:22,960
Speaker 1: in there too. Wo yeah yeah, yep. Anyway, Oh, Gene

1266
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 1: Simmons left a message for us. You know he checks

1267
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:27,920
Speaker 1: in occasionally now that the band is retired. I think

1268
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:32,120
Speaker 1: that he he hasn't officially been on the show in

1269
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:36,479
Speaker 1: a little while, but he'll check in occasionally with messages

1270
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 1: on the app. I think he's just bored. He calls

1271
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:41,200
Speaker 1: us from his twenty twelve Honda Pilot. The guy knows

1272
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:44,280
Speaker 1: how to stretch a dollar. You'll say that, Jane.

1273
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 14: Simmons again, kiss still is myself. I have an iPhone eight.

1274
01:08:55,400 --> 01:09:00,360
Speaker 14: I apologize because you do acknowledge the cannibalistic and always

1275
01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:06,360
Speaker 14: underground dwellers is what I was originally mesinating about. I'll

1276
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:08,439
Speaker 14: have to try to clear some space up on my

1277
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:09,400
Speaker 14: iPhone eight here.

1278
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:13,840
Speaker 1: So well, he's got an iPhone eight, twenty twelve Hound,

1279
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:16,160
Speaker 1: a pilot and iPhone eight. Guys smart, No wonder is

1280
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:23,840
Speaker 1: so rich. Thank you. I'm always happy to hear from you. Pal. Yeah, yeah, no.

1281
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:26,040
Speaker 1: We were talking about movies and I said I refer

1282
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,000
Speaker 1: to someone as a chud and all these people were like,

1283
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:31,679
Speaker 1: you mean the cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller. Yeah, yes, I do.

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Speaker 1: And that's when the chuds came at me. Of course,

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01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:37,519
Speaker 1: you'll have a bad impression of New York if you

1286
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:40,280
Speaker 1: only focus on the pimps and the chuts. Yeah, pimps

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01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:43,960
Speaker 1: and chuds. Speaking of Kiss, By the way, there's a

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01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:47,000
Speaker 1: DJ who just goes about remixing other people's songs. He

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01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:49,240
Speaker 1: calls himself Moonlight. I don't know if he's a big

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01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:51,200
Speaker 1: deal or not. I think maybe he does Vegas shows.

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01:09:51,439 --> 01:09:53,880
Speaker 1: He's remixed rock and roll all night. Have you heard

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01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:56,720
Speaker 1: that the Kiss Moonlight remix.

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01:09:58,439 --> 01:10:26,479
Speaker 2: Was Now.

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01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:28,799
Speaker 1: I don't know who was asking for this, but listen.

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01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:29,120
Speaker 8: Uh.

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01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:32,720
Speaker 1: Music is a fluid art form and you can do

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Speaker 1: what you want to with it. But I'm curious if

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01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:38,920
Speaker 1: Jeane has probably streamed that on his iPhone eight. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if he has. But okay, hey Jeff, yes,

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01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:46,160
Speaker 1: I'll up going. Guys, how are you so? Oh?

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01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:47,719
Speaker 8: I'm fantastic in yourself?

1302
01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:50,400
Speaker 1: Hanging in boy? All right?

1303
01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:52,360
Speaker 8: How about the song crazy.

1304
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:59,960
Speaker 1: Horses, Crazy Horses. Yes, I don't do I know that's

1305
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:07,439
Speaker 1: song crazy Horses well by the Osmond's. Yeah, what movie?

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01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:09,040
Speaker 1: I don't think I know that.

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01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:11,320
Speaker 8: Well, I'm not sure it's in a movie.

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01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:13,920
Speaker 1: I was just asking about the song, but that in

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01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:14,719
Speaker 1: my mind it's.

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Speaker 15: In a movie.

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01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:20,000
Speaker 1: Wait a second, Jeff, Yeah, we were okay, So we

1312
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:24,960
Speaker 1: were talking about songs that you immediately associate with a film,

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01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:28,840
Speaker 1: and you thought of crazy Horses from the Osmonds.

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01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:34,040
Speaker 10: There's a well, yes, huh, but it's not necessarily did

1315
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:34,320
Speaker 10: you move?

1316
01:11:34,479 --> 01:11:36,719
Speaker 1: But how'd you pull that one out?

1317
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:40,400
Speaker 8: Well, you've never placed crazy horses on your your late

1318
01:11:40,479 --> 01:11:42,280
Speaker 8: night show two minutes to midnight?

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01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:46,599
Speaker 1: Oh, I see, I got Thank you, Jeff. You wasn't

1320
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:50,559
Speaker 1: I talking about? I think He's trolley. That was helpful.

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01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:59,479
Speaker 1: All right, No, I've I've never heard of Hopefully you'll

1322
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:02,680
Speaker 1: forgive me for not keeping up with the Osmond's discography,

1323
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:07,320
Speaker 1: but I've never heard crazy horses the Allen Cox Show.

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01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:11,200
Speaker 5: On one hundred point seven.

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01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:15,040
Speaker 1: Call The Alan Cox Show. Thanks for turning me on,

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01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:19,000
Speaker 1: allowing me to spend this time with you. I hope

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01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:20,839
Speaker 1: I can turn you one two.

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Speaker 4: One six, five seven eight one double oh seven or

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01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:24,320
Speaker 4: one eight hundred three four eight.

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Speaker 5: One double oh seven.

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Speaker 20: I'm a awhere with the Chinese menu in his hand,

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01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:52,320
Speaker 20: walking through the streets of Soho.

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Speaker 15: In the rain.

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Speaker 13: He was in the fuck a place called.

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Speaker 1: The Whole Flocks. Warren Zevon getting into Rock and Roll

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01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:05,080
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame. Finally, one week from tomorrow night out

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01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:10,200
Speaker 1: there in La a comedian Michael Longfellow is going to

1338
01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:11,840
Speaker 1: join us in about a half an hour. He's doing

1339
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,880
Speaker 1: the weekend at Hilarities. You may not know the name,

1340
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:16,759
Speaker 1: but you probably recognize the face. He was on SNL.

1341
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:18,320
Speaker 1: I think for a couple of seasons. I don't think

1342
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:19,559
Speaker 1: he was one and done. I think he was on

1343
01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:23,519
Speaker 1: for a few seasons. But a funny dude, and we'll

1344
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:27,440
Speaker 1: chat with him briefly. I was thinking about certain performers.

1345
01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:30,440
Speaker 1: They refer to them in comedy as a comedians, comedian

1346
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:36,200
Speaker 1: and other than Dave Attell, who every comedian loves and adores.

1347
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:39,439
Speaker 1: Usually when they say a comedians comedian, that's a nice

1348
01:13:39,439 --> 01:13:41,760
Speaker 1: way of saying, boy, they're awesome, but they just never

1349
01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:44,479
Speaker 1: found a massive audience. That's how I always think of

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01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:47,559
Speaker 1: warren Zevon, because this was a guy who worked with

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01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:52,000
Speaker 1: and for a lot of much bigger artists. Right, all

1352
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:55,320
Speaker 1: of his peers were like Jackson Brown, and you know

1353
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:58,040
Speaker 1: he started this song was a song he took to

1354
01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:01,000
Speaker 1: the Everly Brothers. He was writing songs and playing piano

1355
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:05,439
Speaker 1: for the Everly Brothers and they wanted nothing to do

1356
01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:07,320
Speaker 1: with it. They didn't think it was right for them.

1357
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:12,000
Speaker 1: And if people regretted that, I don't know. You know,

1358
01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:14,320
Speaker 1: when you hear actors talk about, they go, do you

1359
01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:17,360
Speaker 1: ever regret turning down a role? I always think, yeah,

1360
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:19,200
Speaker 1: but it would have been a completely different movie with

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01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:21,519
Speaker 1: you in it. It might not have been a massive

1362
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:22,920
Speaker 1: hit with you in it, you know what I mean.

1363
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:26,080
Speaker 1: I mean, it's definitely his style that makes the song

1364
01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:27,760
Speaker 1: the song. Like when they talk about one of the

1365
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:30,280
Speaker 1: famous stories that comes to mind is Will Smith turned

1366
01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:32,920
Speaker 1: down the Matrix because he just couldn't see around it right,

1367
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:36,200
Speaker 1: And then it becomes it might have stunk with Will Smith.

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01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:38,960
Speaker 1: So you never know, you know, I mean, the script

1369
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:42,920
Speaker 1: can only do so much anyway, But this song in itself, right,

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01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:45,760
Speaker 1: Mick Fleetwood and John mcviee are the rhythm section on

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01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:49,040
Speaker 1: this song. Oh really, Jackson Brown produced it. Yeah, So

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Speaker 1: it was like warren Zevon was always surrounded by people

1373
01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:56,200
Speaker 1: who were, you know, because he was a very specific taste.

1374
01:14:57,840 --> 01:14:59,519
Speaker 1: My ex wife sent me an article from the New

1375
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:02,679
Speaker 1: York Times couple days ago that said, after thirty three years,

1376
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:05,680
Speaker 1: warren Zevon is finally getting his due, and she's like, God,

1377
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:07,600
Speaker 1: remember we used to go see warren Zevon all. I

1378
01:15:07,680 --> 01:15:11,599
Speaker 1: mean literally the first couple of years I was in Cleveland,

1379
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:15,960
Speaker 1: he came here like every nine months. Because by that

1380
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 1: time he wasn't selling a ton of albums. I don't

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01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:22,439
Speaker 1: even know if he had a label. So whatever label

1382
01:15:22,479 --> 01:15:23,840
Speaker 1: he was on, they weren't going to pay for some

1383
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:26,519
Speaker 1: big tours, so he was relegated to doing a tour

1384
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:29,160
Speaker 1: where he was it was him playing a guitar and

1385
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:31,960
Speaker 1: playing a piano, and so they were super stripped down.

1386
01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:35,240
Speaker 1: But his songs are so good you didn't care. And

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01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:36,640
Speaker 1: so there was a period of time where I was

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01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:41,200
Speaker 1: seeing warren Zevon every nine months. And I mean it

1389
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:44,519
Speaker 1: was a younger girlfriend of mine in college who got

1390
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:47,479
Speaker 1: me into warren Zevon. She just thought Excitable Boy was

1391
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:50,160
Speaker 1: a hilarious song. And I started doing a deep dive

1392
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:53,559
Speaker 1: on warren Zevon after that so like nineteen ninety one,

1393
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:55,080
Speaker 1: and it was right around the time that he put

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01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:57,439
Speaker 1: out an acoustic album. That was about the time where

1395
01:15:57,439 --> 01:15:59,880
Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, you haven't had any hits in

1396
01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:01,479
Speaker 1: a long time, so we're not going to pay for

1397
01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:04,000
Speaker 1: some massive tour with a band. And so he had

1398
01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:06,320
Speaker 1: did a live album called Learning to Flinch where it

1399
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:09,320
Speaker 1: was him playing an acoustic guitar and playing piano. That

1400
01:16:09,479 --> 01:16:12,000
Speaker 1: last album is still pretty tough to listen to. That

1401
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:16,320
Speaker 1: heart yeah, yeah, when he knew he was dying, so

1402
01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:20,120
Speaker 1: he calls all, like I said, all these peers, Springsteen

1403
01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:22,680
Speaker 1: and Jackson Brown, Yeah, because they know he's dying, and

1404
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:26,080
Speaker 1: they're like, this is one last hurrah. And it was

1405
01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:29,360
Speaker 1: a decidedly His song with Springsteen is called Disorder in

1406
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:33,120
Speaker 1: the House and uh, it's a it's a it's a bop.

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01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:36,760
Speaker 10: Well, Don Henley's on keep Me in Your Heart right, Yes, yeah,

1408
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,080
Speaker 10: all those guys are on that last album, you know.

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01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:43,479
Speaker 1: So David Letterman will induct Warren Zevon into the Rock

1410
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:46,480
Speaker 1: and Roll Hall of Fame next Saturday in Los Angeles,

1411
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:50,400
Speaker 1: and there's going to be a lot of people. They've

1412
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:53,880
Speaker 1: talked about how Taylor Momson will be fronting Sound Garden

1413
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:57,800
Speaker 1: with Jerry Cantrell and.

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01:16:56,760 --> 01:16:57,000
Speaker 7: And I.

1415
01:16:58,479 --> 01:17:01,200
Speaker 1: Don't either, and Bad Company Rogers and Simon Kirk are

1416
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:02,600
Speaker 1: going to play together for the first time in a

1417
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:06,280
Speaker 1: long time. So I think that I want to watch

1418
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:10,759
Speaker 1: the Rock Hall Inductions live, which is a long affair

1419
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:12,880
Speaker 1: if you've ever gone. I used to go every year

1420
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:16,400
Speaker 1: when it was in Cleveland. Didn't go the last time,

1421
01:17:16,439 --> 01:17:20,240
Speaker 1: I don't think, or maybe I did. I don't remember it.

1422
01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:22,360
Speaker 1: Like they moved it over to Rocket Arena. It used

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01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:25,920
Speaker 1: to be a public hall, which was kind of a

1424
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:31,559
Speaker 1: more intimate affair, and our access to it over the

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01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:33,360
Speaker 1: time that I've been here was diminished.

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01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:33,559
Speaker 20: Right.

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01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:35,599
Speaker 1: This company used to have a table on the floor

1428
01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:38,400
Speaker 1: at the Rock Hall Inductions and then it just became

1429
01:17:38,479 --> 01:17:41,800
Speaker 1: like we're lucky to get tickets. But it's still a

1430
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:43,760
Speaker 1: lot of fun if you've ever gone. But it is

1431
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:47,160
Speaker 1: a long night. The full thing is like five hours long,

1432
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:52,280
Speaker 1: and they so they air it live and then they

1433
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:55,160
Speaker 1: chop it down. You can watch an abridged version of it,

1434
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:57,840
Speaker 1: and then on New Year's Day. I think Disney airs

1435
01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:00,599
Speaker 1: it in like a tight two hours where you can

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01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:03,360
Speaker 1: watch the Rock Hall Inductions. But I think this is

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01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:06,080
Speaker 1: a real good year with Bad Company and Soundgarden and

1438
01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:09,880
Speaker 1: what White Stripes too. Yeah. Yeah, So people are speculating

1439
01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:11,840
Speaker 1: as to whether or not Jack and Meg White will play.

1440
01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:15,599
Speaker 1: This could be a huge year for the rock Hall Inductions.

1441
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:19,000
Speaker 1: I mean insofar as because listen, it's all subjective. I mean,

1442
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:22,200
Speaker 1: depending on what year you're paying attention, you might be

1443
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:25,800
Speaker 1: a huge dire Straits fan. They got inducted one of

1444
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:27,920
Speaker 1: the years here in Cleveland, and it was really anti

1445
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:30,040
Speaker 1: climactive because they wanted nothing to do with it. So

1446
01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:32,920
Speaker 1: it was like the guys, who you know, these two

1447
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:36,080
Speaker 1: other guys No, oh wow. Last couple of times I've

1448
01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:38,280
Speaker 1: been at the rock Hall Inductions, there was no big

1449
01:18:38,439 --> 01:18:41,760
Speaker 1: jam at the end right the year bon Jovi got

1450
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:45,559
Speaker 1: in when Howard Stern flew to Cleveland, much to his chagrin,

1451
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:49,759
Speaker 1: uh to induct bon Jovi. Bon Jovi was very upfront

1452
01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:51,160
Speaker 1: about the fact that, like, we don't want to play,

1453
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:53,400
Speaker 1: We're gonna sit there at the table and get drunk, huh,

1454
01:18:53,439 --> 01:18:55,080
Speaker 1: because he couldn't see. Well, I don't know about that.

1455
01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:58,840
Speaker 1: That that might have been a nice cover. But but

1456
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:01,439
Speaker 1: years ago, you know, you'd be treated to this all

1457
01:19:01,479 --> 01:19:03,760
Speaker 1: star jam yeah. Now people just want to go for

1458
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:06,639
Speaker 1: the party, so you're you know, and that mixed with

1459
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:11,439
Speaker 1: one and when too much time goes by that you

1460
01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:16,400
Speaker 1: have these acts who are publicly dismissive of the rock

1461
01:19:16,439 --> 01:19:19,680
Speaker 1: call and then they get in. Steve Miller comes to mind, right,

1462
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:24,080
Speaker 1: and then they get in and they're like, okay, now

1463
01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:25,400
Speaker 1: go but I'm not going to play.

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01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:28,519
Speaker 10: Wait. I can't believe Dire Straits didn't play. Mark Knopfler,

1465
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:31,080
Speaker 10: maybe the most underrated guitar player.

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01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:32,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, he wanted nothing to do with it. He

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01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:35,639
Speaker 1: wasn't even there. He wasn't there, nor he wow because

1468
01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:37,439
Speaker 1: it's him and his brother, right, I think his brother died.

1469
01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:40,880
Speaker 1: Who was his brother, David Nopfler or Knofler brothers in

1470
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:43,439
Speaker 1: Dire Straits, so neither of them were there. So it

1471
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:47,080
Speaker 1: was like the rhythm section for Dire Straits. Hey, thank you,

1472
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:50,200
Speaker 1: we appreciate you. It's like the Moody Blues. Right the

1473
01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:52,600
Speaker 1: year that the Moody Blues got in. There were a

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01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:55,720
Speaker 1: couple of guys there, but they didn't play like the

1475
01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:57,920
Speaker 1: Go Gos played. You know, last time was in Cleveland.

1476
01:19:58,040 --> 01:20:00,280
Speaker 1: Drew Barrymore induct to the Go Gos Dave shape Hell

1477
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:03,120
Speaker 1: was there because he inducted eminem maybe or something like that.

1478
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:06,040
Speaker 1: And so it's a lot of fun anytime you go.

1479
01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:08,120
Speaker 1: It's a lot of fun because it's such a spectacle.

1480
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:12,599
Speaker 1: Who who's getting in is almost secondary. But it's way

1481
01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:14,880
Speaker 1: more entertaining if it's a bunch of bands you like,

1482
01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:19,400
Speaker 1: and if it happens to cross the axes of bands

1483
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:22,240
Speaker 1: that you like and deserve to get in, that's a

1484
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:26,719
Speaker 1: whole other thing. So if you're talking Warren Zevon's Sound Garden,

1485
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:30,680
Speaker 1: Bad Company and the White Stripes, you're scratching me right

1486
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:33,599
Speaker 1: where I ititch. So I'm excited for this year, even

1487
01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:36,040
Speaker 1: though it's in Los Angeles. I think it might be

1488
01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:38,880
Speaker 1: in Cleveland next year. It must just be that they

1489
01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:41,200
Speaker 1: do that three year rotation between New York, LA and

1490
01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:43,960
Speaker 1: you know, but then they talk about I would not

1491
01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:50,640
Speaker 1: be surprised by the way if they eventually phased Cleveland

1492
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:54,479
Speaker 1: out altogether insofar as a site for the inductions. They

1493
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:56,360
Speaker 1: do it to kind of throw them a bone. The

1494
01:20:56,439 --> 01:20:59,160
Speaker 1: museum is here, but I think if they had their druthers,

1495
01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:03,720
Speaker 1: they would have like New York, LA, maybe Nashville. You know,

1496
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:07,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe they never will. Maybe I'm being

1497
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:09,360
Speaker 1: cynical about it, but you kind of get this vibe

1498
01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:13,360
Speaker 1: that you know because the rock Hall is here, but

1499
01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:19,679
Speaker 1: it doesn't really belong to Cleveland, and so I don't

1500
01:21:19,720 --> 01:21:21,640
Speaker 1: know if it's here next year, but it is if

1501
01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:26,000
Speaker 1: you've ever been, it's a lot of fun. But yeah,

1502
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:28,679
Speaker 1: Warren Zevon, Yeah, Mick Fleetwood and John mcviee the rhythm

1503
01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:32,000
Speaker 1: section on Werewolves of Land. David Knopfler is still alive,

1504
01:21:32,040 --> 01:21:37,880
Speaker 1: So I oh, I wonder or something, because I think

1505
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:42,280
Speaker 1: Mark Knopfler was quite public about I don't care about

1506
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:44,720
Speaker 1: the rock Hall. I want okay, okay, okay, okay. So

1507
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:47,599
Speaker 1: two things can be true. They might hate each other

1508
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:49,400
Speaker 1: and they wanted nothing to do with showing up in

1509
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:50,960
Speaker 1: Cleveland for the rock Hall. Got it.

1510
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:54,760
Speaker 10: I've seen I've never had the opportunity to see him.

1511
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:58,679
Speaker 10: I would go see him play a Sesame Street song.

1512
01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:00,280
Speaker 10: I am a huge fan of his.

1513
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:04,360
Speaker 1: I like Dire Straits when I hear them, but I

1514
01:22:04,439 --> 01:22:07,320
Speaker 1: never got into him. One of my favorite songs of

1515
01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:09,479
Speaker 1: Theirs was a later song of Theirs that I never

1516
01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:14,080
Speaker 1: hear anyone play. It's called heavy Fuel and it's just

1517
01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:16,519
Speaker 1: about him living hard and hey, if I die early,

1518
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:23,559
Speaker 1: I'll die early. But he is an undeniably unbelievable musician.

1519
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:26,120
Speaker 1: So far Away I think is my favorite. That's great

1520
01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:27,880
Speaker 1: Toe You're Straight song, I think if I had to

1521
01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:29,880
Speaker 1: pick one, I mean that was another band that really

1522
01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:33,599
Speaker 1: kind of had a resurgence because of MTV. Yep, speaking

1523
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:38,000
Speaker 1: of MTV, by the way, they canceled Ridiculousness. Oh Jesus,

1524
01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:40,439
Speaker 1: wasn't that keeping them a feel? Yeah, pretty much if

1525
01:22:40,479 --> 01:22:42,400
Speaker 1: you've paid attention at all, And a lot of it's

1526
01:22:42,439 --> 01:22:45,200
Speaker 1: inside baseball, but if you paid attention, there's so much

1527
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,960
Speaker 1: of it that's bled into kind of pop culture. All

1528
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:50,639
Speaker 1: of these mergers that are going on right, the fact

1529
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:54,759
Speaker 1: that like Paramount and CBS greased up and grab Ankle

1530
01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:57,720
Speaker 1: for Trump, right, they basically paid him a bribe so

1531
01:22:57,760 --> 01:23:00,880
Speaker 1: he'd check off their merger or whatever. Well, Paramount and

1532
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:03,720
Speaker 1: Skydance did this too, so now they're cleaning house, right,

1533
01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:09,840
Speaker 1: And MTV has canceled Ridiculousness, which has been on they

1534
01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:13,400
Speaker 1: said after forty six seasons. Now you got to remember

1535
01:23:13,439 --> 01:23:15,599
Speaker 1: these reality shows, they do like two seasons a year.

1536
01:23:16,040 --> 01:23:18,599
Speaker 1: But it's been on a long time. And if you've

1537
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:21,880
Speaker 1: turned on MTV recently. It was basically all day long

1538
01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:27,920
Speaker 1: of ridiculousness. Canceled after fourteen years and forty six seasons. Okay,

1539
01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:31,280
Speaker 1: so they're doing more than two a year. What jumped

1540
01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:33,599
Speaker 1: out of me is how much they were paying Rob Deardck,

1541
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:36,200
Speaker 1: who was just a skateboarder back in the day. I

1542
01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:39,080
Speaker 1: remember Robin Big. Do you remember Robin Big? Yep? Okay,

1543
01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:42,880
Speaker 1: I didn't really pay attention to skateboarders. I knew like that.

1544
01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:45,639
Speaker 1: I handful of the top guys, like everybody knew Tony Hawk,

1545
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:47,759
Speaker 1: and you know, because he had his own video games.

1546
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:49,840
Speaker 1: I had heard the name Rob dear Deck. I didn't

1547
01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:52,679
Speaker 1: really know that much about him. If he's from out

1548
01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:54,960
Speaker 1: here or what somebody said Rob Derdeck was from out here?

1549
01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:59,040
Speaker 1: Is that right? Or I miss from about gays from Kettering? Okay,

1550
01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:03,479
Speaker 1: so Dayton area. Anyway. The guy's a little bit younger

1551
01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:05,959
Speaker 1: than me. He's had a really good career on television.

1552
01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:09,599
Speaker 1: Robin Big was this show about him and Big Black

1553
01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:11,360
Speaker 1: is what he called him, and he was like his

1554
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:14,160
Speaker 1: security guard and they would just get into goofy situations.

1555
01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:15,880
Speaker 1: And it was only on for a couple of seasons.

1556
01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:19,520
Speaker 1: It started like right when I moved back to Chicago's

1557
01:24:19,560 --> 01:24:21,879
Speaker 1: like oh six, it was on and I was doing mornings,

1558
01:24:22,120 --> 01:24:24,760
Speaker 1: and I'd come home and sit in front of the

1559
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:27,080
Speaker 1: television for like an hour, and Robin Big was on

1560
01:24:27,160 --> 01:24:28,639
Speaker 1: in the middle of the day, and I was hooked.

1561
01:24:30,040 --> 01:24:33,599
Speaker 1: Didn't really watch Ridiculousness because it was just a bunch

1562
01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:36,920
Speaker 1: of clips, but it became like the fabric once they

1563
01:24:36,960 --> 01:24:41,000
Speaker 1: got done with Jersey Shore, Ridiculousness was all that was

1564
01:24:41,080 --> 01:24:46,040
Speaker 1: on MTV. But What Jumped They did seventeen hundred episodes,

1565
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:49,040
Speaker 1: one of the longest running series in MTV history, and

1566
01:24:49,120 --> 01:24:53,679
Speaker 1: the reruns were always on. I had no idea how

1567
01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:56,920
Speaker 1: much money he was making from that show. And this

1568
01:24:56,960 --> 01:24:59,200
Speaker 1: is why they're canceling shows like this, because they look

1569
01:24:59,240 --> 01:25:02,559
Speaker 1: at their balance sheet and they go, look, we're firing

1570
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:07,160
Speaker 1: thousands of employees, and those are people in offices. Rob

1571
01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:11,519
Speaker 1: Deerdeck was being paid thirty two point five million dollars

1572
01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:16,760
Speaker 1: a year what buy paramount. Oh my god, Now that

1573
01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:23,479
Speaker 1: included bonuses, a twenty one thousand dollars per episode EP fee.

1574
01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:26,000
Speaker 1: He was executive producer, So you get paid for that, right,

1575
01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:28,439
Speaker 1: that's part of it. You go, I also own a

1576
01:25:28,479 --> 01:25:32,599
Speaker 1: part of the show. And what a great deal man

1577
01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:34,280
Speaker 1: when you get to that level and you have an

1578
01:25:34,320 --> 01:25:36,880
Speaker 1: agent that figures these things out for you. So thirty

1579
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:39,240
Speaker 1: two and a half million dollars a year within that

1580
01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:45,280
Speaker 1: was bonuses, the epfee twenty one grand per episode and

1581
01:25:46,479 --> 01:25:52,720
Speaker 1: a sixty one grand per episode on camera fee good free.

1582
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:55,280
Speaker 1: So he's like, you're gonna pay me twenty one grand

1583
01:25:55,360 --> 01:25:58,600
Speaker 1: for the stuff I'm let's face it, barely doing in

1584
01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:02,599
Speaker 1: the editing suite. You're an executive producer, it's mostly a credit.

1585
01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:06,160
Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, you're you're peeping in when they're editing,

1586
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:09,960
Speaker 1: and you're going, that looks good on camera, sixty one

1587
01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:13,160
Speaker 1: grand per episode. So he was all told, thirty two

1588
01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:15,439
Speaker 1: point five million dollars a year. Now that was just

1589
01:26:15,479 --> 01:26:18,639
Speaker 1: from Paramount. You figure out all the other stuff, right,

1590
01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:21,240
Speaker 1: you got DC shoes, your name is on stuff. This

1591
01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:25,880
Speaker 1: guy was may king money. But that adds up for

1592
01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:30,600
Speaker 1: a company when they're you know, ordering tons of new episodes,

1593
01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:34,240
Speaker 1: right if you're doing three cycles a year, they're like,

1594
01:26:34,400 --> 01:26:36,360
Speaker 1: we can't, we're not going to get doing this. He's

1595
01:26:36,360 --> 01:26:39,160
Speaker 1: going to be just fine. He's going to be just fine.

1596
01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:43,920
Speaker 1: Ridiculous debuted in August twenty eleven, and it was just

1597
01:26:43,960 --> 01:26:47,640
Speaker 1: viral videos. It was like in the waning days of Jackass.

1598
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:51,880
Speaker 1: They were like, well, people like that style and under

1599
01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:55,400
Speaker 1: normal circumstances, it would be the appeal of these two

1600
01:26:55,439 --> 01:26:59,000
Speaker 1: companies is they're dirt cheap to produce. But when you

1601
01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:00,640
Speaker 1: get to the point where you're making a lot of

1602
01:27:00,680 --> 01:27:04,120
Speaker 1: money and your main guy renegotiates, you end up paying

1603
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:11,719
Speaker 1: him thirty two million dollars a year. So, yeah, they've

1604
01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:15,160
Speaker 1: canceled ridiculousness. I mean, I couldn't tell the last time

1605
01:27:15,160 --> 01:27:16,960
Speaker 1: I watched it, but you know, he got rid of

1606
01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:20,840
Speaker 1: catfish and so I don't know, maybe they'll just bring

1607
01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:24,680
Speaker 1: back videos to MTV. Is Tosh point Oh still on?

1608
01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:27,360
Speaker 1: Because the same show now he's doing a podcast now, Okay,

1609
01:27:27,360 --> 01:27:31,200
Speaker 1: that was on Comedy Central, right, the same same stupid show. Yeah,

1610
01:27:31,240 --> 01:27:33,679
Speaker 1: the internet clips and laughing. But Tash was a legit

1611
01:27:33,880 --> 01:27:37,639
Speaker 1: funny guy like Rob deer Deck. Yeah he's okay, he's

1612
01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:41,800
Speaker 1: like a goof Yeah he was. Yeah. No, Tosh point

1613
01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:43,679
Speaker 1: Oh ended twenty twenty.

1614
01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:47,799
Speaker 10: Okay, Yeah, I haven't watched any of those things in years.

1615
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:51,160
Speaker 1: Ago years, but that was on for like a long

1616
01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:57,960
Speaker 1: time too. Yeah, yeah, and yeah, Tosh made a lot

1617
01:27:57,960 --> 01:28:01,640
Speaker 1: of money off of that because they also because of

1618
01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:04,200
Speaker 1: these mergers and what companies own, you know, fewer and

1619
01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:07,000
Speaker 1: fewer companies owned more things in media, which people are

1620
01:28:07,040 --> 01:28:09,320
Speaker 1: aware now, But that was a show that they sold

1621
01:28:09,360 --> 01:28:13,280
Speaker 1: to like network syndication, So there were like major markets

1622
01:28:13,280 --> 01:28:17,240
Speaker 1: were showing Tosh point zero, like after Saturday Night Live

1623
01:28:17,360 --> 01:28:22,479
Speaker 1: or something right not on Comedy Central. But yeah, our

1624
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:28,280
Speaker 1: ip ridiculousness because Tosh bailed. Tosh kind of pulled a

1625
01:28:28,360 --> 01:28:31,160
Speaker 1: chappelle ish move. They had just renewed him for four

1626
01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:33,840
Speaker 1: more years and he pulled the cord. It's like I'm done.

1627
01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:37,040
Speaker 1: So they did like a couple episodes and he's like,

1628
01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:39,040
Speaker 1: I got to get out of here. I think he

1629
01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:41,080
Speaker 1: had a kid by that time and he's married and

1630
01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:42,719
Speaker 1: you know, but it was huge.

1631
01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:49,720
Speaker 19: Hey Ellen, Rob, listen to podcast Thursday. You guys were

1632
01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:54,040
Speaker 19: talking about storytelling music. Mind you, I was born in

1633
01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:57,320
Speaker 19: nineteen eighty one, but two of my absolute favorites are

1634
01:28:57,360 --> 01:29:01,639
Speaker 19: A Big Bad John by Jimmy Dean and hot Rod

1635
01:29:01,720 --> 01:29:06,360
Speaker 19: Lincoln by Tennessee Ernie Ford. Both of those really tell

1636
01:29:06,439 --> 01:29:10,160
Speaker 19: a story in it, and I absolutely loved that kind

1637
01:29:10,240 --> 01:29:13,600
Speaker 19: of country but I hate country in general.

1638
01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:18,719
Speaker 1: By hot Rod Lincoln. Wow, I don't remember Tennessee Ernie Ford.

1639
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:22,000
Speaker 1: It was a country song from the fifties. I didn't

1640
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:24,679
Speaker 1: remember him doing it, though I know Big Bad John.

1641
01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:27,200
Speaker 1: I don't know hot Rod Lincoln. Well, hot Rod Lincoln.

1642
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:30,240
Speaker 1: I only know it was Commander Cody and his Lost

1643
01:29:30,360 --> 01:29:33,880
Speaker 1: Planet Airmen really rolls off the tongue. I only remember

1644
01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:35,920
Speaker 1: that because what my first full time job in radio

1645
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:38,719
Speaker 1: is working at a classic rock station in Kalamazoo, Michigan,

1646
01:29:39,560 --> 01:29:41,400
Speaker 1: and there were a handful of songs. We had all

1647
01:29:41,439 --> 01:29:43,519
Speaker 1: of our music on CD. This is nineteen ninety five,

1648
01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:47,080
Speaker 1: but we still had two racks of music on KRT.

1649
01:29:48,160 --> 01:29:51,839
Speaker 1: Rob knows what this is because they were still getting

1650
01:29:51,840 --> 01:29:55,519
Speaker 1: played occasionally. But they were like the old and the

1651
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:59,040
Speaker 1: classic rock. So there was hot Rod Lincoln on cart

1652
01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:03,200
Speaker 1: Lake Shore Drive by Aliotta Haynes and Jeremiah is that

1653
01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:07,280
Speaker 1: ring any bells? Okay? And what else? There were a

1654
01:30:07,360 --> 01:30:10,479
Speaker 1: handful of songs that were on KRT only, and that's

1655
01:30:10,479 --> 01:30:17,200
Speaker 1: why I remember Commander Cody, green Grass and High Tides Okay.

1656
01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:19,920
Speaker 1: I think it was the Outlaws. So those kind of

1657
01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:23,320
Speaker 1: old ish songs that we still had on cart that's

1658
01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:25,719
Speaker 1: a great song. Maybe they weren't on CD or something,

1659
01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:29,280
Speaker 1: but hot Rod Lincoln. I don't remember Tennessee Ernie Ford.

1660
01:30:29,320 --> 01:30:31,719
Speaker 1: I remember the Commander Cody just said, son, you're gonna

1661
01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:33,679
Speaker 1: drive me to drink and if you don't stop driving

1662
01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:44,440
Speaker 1: that hot Rod Lincoln. I don't know what else Commander Cody.

1663
01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:47,799
Speaker 20: Ever did setting the pace seven stories.

1664
01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:55,080
Speaker 12: I'm here to say I was driving that model as.

1665
01:30:54,560 --> 01:30:56,400
Speaker 1: He died just a few years ago. But I think

1666
01:30:56,400 --> 01:30:59,160
Speaker 1: they played. I forget how these guys got famous. I

1667
01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:01,200
Speaker 1: don't know if they were at Stock, but they were

1668
01:31:01,240 --> 01:31:03,120
Speaker 1: from ann Arbor, Michigan. I don't know if they were

1669
01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:04,920
Speaker 1: a U of M band or what, but like they

1670
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:07,799
Speaker 1: opened for the Grateful Dead, and why you were playing

1671
01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:10,800
Speaker 1: that then? Yeah presciately guys, right, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1672
01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:13,840
Speaker 1: Big Bad John was the other one. He was talking

1673
01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:17,280
Speaker 1: about this. I remember saying, Jimmy Dean, the sausage guy,

1674
01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:19,240
Speaker 1: but he was like a big deal before the Sausage

1675
01:31:19,280 --> 01:31:21,519
Speaker 1: of the Morning into Mine. You could see him arrive.

1676
01:31:21,760 --> 01:31:23,920
Speaker 1: I remember my grandma playing this un final.

1677
01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:27,160
Speaker 20: Kind of broad in his shoulder and narrat to him,

1678
01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:30,000
Speaker 20: and everybody knew you didn't give narra to hip the

1679
01:31:30,080 --> 01:31:39,040
Speaker 20: Big John, Big Bad Job.

1680
01:31:39,240 --> 01:31:45,000
Speaker 1: Jimmy Dean died between being nominated for induction into the

1681
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:48,280
Speaker 1: Country Music Hall of Fame and the actual induction. Jimmy Dean,

1682
01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:52,240
Speaker 1: jim do you remember the video from years ago on

1683
01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:55,759
Speaker 1: YouTube not video, the phone call that the guy makes

1684
01:31:56,560 --> 01:32:00,000
Speaker 1: bitching to Jimmy Dean Sausage about they shrunk their sauce

1685
01:32:00,280 --> 01:32:02,479
Speaker 1: roll and how is he supposed to feed his family? Now?

1686
01:32:02,640 --> 01:32:06,400
Speaker 1: Do you remember that? I love that call, the Jimmy

1687
01:32:06,400 --> 01:32:09,759
Speaker 1: Dean Sausage call that the guy calls their customer service

1688
01:32:09,800 --> 01:32:11,040
Speaker 1: line and just choose them out.

1689
01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:13,679
Speaker 7: I don't know where few people come from. I don't

1690
01:32:13,720 --> 01:32:17,040
Speaker 7: know if you test your products, your quantity of your products.

1691
01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:21,000
Speaker 7: Your products are very delicious. Love your sausage for thirty

1692
01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:23,360
Speaker 7: something years, but I can't take and fee a family

1693
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:26,720
Speaker 7: of five on a little twelve ounce roll of sausage.

1694
01:32:27,320 --> 01:32:29,639
Speaker 7: I don't mind paying you more money for your sixteen

1695
01:32:29,680 --> 01:32:32,599
Speaker 7: ounce roll of sausage, but you don't have it anymore.

1696
01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:33,840
Speaker 1: You've got a twelve.

1697
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:36,360
Speaker 7: Ounce roll, and you've got three men that weiy over

1698
01:32:36,439 --> 01:32:39,759
Speaker 7: two hundred pounds of peace, a woman that's a little

1699
01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:43,800
Speaker 7: plump Scots girl, and a daughter who's thirteen, and you're

1700
01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:46,640
Speaker 7: gonna try to take a twelve ounce roll of sausage

1701
01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:49,320
Speaker 7: and a couple of dozen eggs and feed that. It

1702
01:32:49,320 --> 01:32:52,080
Speaker 7: ain't gonna work. And I'm not gonna purchase your product

1703
01:32:52,479 --> 01:32:55,639
Speaker 7: anymore or ever again. And as far as you're sixteen

1704
01:32:55,680 --> 01:32:58,400
Speaker 7: ounce in maple and sage, I don't eat that. I'm

1705
01:32:58,439 --> 01:33:02,000
Speaker 7: not from the North tech is, ma'am. Jimmy t from

1706
01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:06,960
Speaker 7: the oh yeah, with the breakfast with the fried eggs

1707
01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:10,320
Speaker 7: and the tea boone steaks. And I can't see going

1708
01:33:10,439 --> 01:33:13,720
Speaker 7: to a little twelve ounce package to feed four or

1709
01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:17,200
Speaker 7: five six people. And I'm not gonna buy two of

1710
01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:20,680
Speaker 7: those twelve ounce packages. It's because you want to downside

1711
01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:25,000
Speaker 7: and charge the things. Goddamn Pruce. I'd sure like a reply,

1712
01:33:25,360 --> 01:33:27,160
Speaker 7: and I'd sure like you to go back to your

1713
01:33:27,200 --> 01:33:30,320
Speaker 7: sixteen ounce package on your regular sausage, because I'm not

1714
01:33:30,360 --> 01:33:33,400
Speaker 7: gonna buy it otherwise, Rigian, I'll just have my own

1715
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:36,639
Speaker 7: damn sauce made like I used to thirty something years ago.

1716
01:33:36,680 --> 01:33:40,559
Speaker 7: It's not tasty as years is, but it'll work. Goodbye,

1717
01:33:41,120 --> 01:33:43,160
Speaker 7: my little twelve outh goddamn roll of sausage.

1718
01:33:43,200 --> 01:33:44,760
Speaker 1: And he forgets to hang up, so he's yelling at

1719
01:33:44,760 --> 01:33:46,520
Speaker 1: his wife about that, you know, and you.

1720
01:33:46,960 --> 01:33:50,000
Speaker 7: Six hundred pounds of men. At least you get my

1721
01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:52,640
Speaker 7: point and the two girls and they put it in

1722
01:33:52,640 --> 01:33:55,800
Speaker 7: that roll of sausage. Son of a ditch. Somebody needs

1723
01:33:55,840 --> 01:33:59,760
Speaker 7: to ask it, some little consumer geek. The lord bade money,

1724
01:34:00,120 --> 01:34:02,160
Speaker 7: bad monk, bad money. I'm gonna eat.

1725
01:34:02,280 --> 01:34:06,080
Speaker 1: I want to use guy. Yeah he's back. Yeah, Yeah,

1726
01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:09,320
Speaker 1: you're right. Jimmy Dean. Ever heard that Jimmy Dean, by

1727
01:34:09,320 --> 01:34:11,120
Speaker 1: the way, was one of the bad guys in Uh

1728
01:34:11,280 --> 01:34:15,519
Speaker 1: Diamonds or Forever, the Bond movie from nineteen seventy one.

1729
01:34:16,120 --> 01:34:19,839
Speaker 10: You're right, honey, I am a big Z Honors goddamn

1730
01:34:19,880 --> 01:34:21,360
Speaker 10: Jimmy Dean rant again.

1731
01:34:21,439 --> 01:34:25,560
Speaker 1: I am a plump scotchwoman. You got that right. The

1732
01:34:25,840 --> 01:34:27,200
Speaker 1: Allen Carr Show.

1733
01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:28,600
Speaker 5: On one hundred.

1734
01:34:31,840 --> 01:34:33,040
Speaker 1: See Allen Cox Show.

1735
01:34:33,320 --> 01:34:36,160
Speaker 21: Sure you could listen to another show, but then how

1736
01:34:36,200 --> 01:34:39,639
Speaker 21: would you find the puppies we buried in boxes around

1737
01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:44,519
Speaker 21: the city one hundred point seven double mms.

1738
01:34:49,880 --> 01:35:02,599
Speaker 1: P. Why not some misfits for Halloween? Hey, comedian Michael

1739
01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:05,920
Speaker 1: Longfellow is here. I don't want to be dismissive by

1740
01:35:05,960 --> 01:35:09,960
Speaker 1: saying comedian Michael Longfellow, I could probably just as easily

1741
01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:15,840
Speaker 1: call you a brother son, boyfriend. Yeah, oh wait, is

1742
01:35:15,880 --> 01:35:18,839
Speaker 1: my my guy? Yeah? What is that about burying puppies

1743
01:35:18,880 --> 01:35:22,040
Speaker 1: in the box? Padi? I like that, you know. Oh

1744
01:35:22,120 --> 01:35:25,920
Speaker 1: I like to be cheeky, get people all worked up. Yeah, fine,

1745
01:35:26,320 --> 01:35:27,720
Speaker 1: how are you, pal? I'm doing good?

1746
01:35:27,960 --> 01:35:28,200
Speaker 5: Boy?

1747
01:35:28,240 --> 01:35:31,439
Speaker 1: You had You've had a weird run of travel. I

1748
01:35:31,520 --> 01:35:33,519
Speaker 1: know that. Yes, sorry about yesterday.

1749
01:35:33,560 --> 01:35:37,360
Speaker 13: If anyone listening was going to yesterday's show, I uh,

1750
01:35:37,640 --> 01:35:42,559
Speaker 13: three canceled flights two different airports, Laguardi and JSK just

1751
01:35:42,600 --> 01:35:43,280
Speaker 13: wasn't happening.

1752
01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:46,720
Speaker 1: Michael is doing the weekend at Hilarities, by the way,

1753
01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:48,840
Speaker 1: two shows tonight and tomorrow. It's seven and nine forty

1754
01:35:48,920 --> 01:35:53,920
Speaker 1: five tonight and tomorrow a Saturday Night Live alum. Now

1755
01:35:53,960 --> 01:35:56,000
Speaker 1: does that end up on the Marquis? Does this say

1756
01:35:56,080 --> 01:35:58,760
Speaker 1: Saturday Night Lives Michael Longfellow?

1757
01:35:59,080 --> 01:36:02,360
Speaker 13: I don't know if it says Sadaturday Night Lives Michael Longfellow,

1758
01:36:02,400 --> 01:36:08,280
Speaker 13: but I think the SNL logos say that's definitely. Yeah,

1759
01:36:08,280 --> 01:36:09,880
Speaker 13: that's the best credit I have for sure.

1760
01:36:10,080 --> 01:36:13,519
Speaker 1: Right, you're from Phoenix. From Phoenix. I was trying to think.

1761
01:36:13,640 --> 01:36:16,759
Speaker 1: I was like, what is the Phoenix stand up scene?

1762
01:36:16,840 --> 01:36:18,719
Speaker 1: It was good. When I was in it wasn't rizingly.

1763
01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:20,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know that until I left and went to

1764
01:36:20,200 --> 01:36:23,280
Speaker 1: other scenes, Like who do we know? I was really

1765
01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:25,200
Speaker 1: trying to think. I mean, everybody thinks of Spade, but

1766
01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:27,040
Speaker 1: I think he was Scottsdale technically.

1767
01:36:26,600 --> 01:36:29,320
Speaker 13: But there is Spade. He grew up somewhat close to her.

1768
01:36:29,400 --> 01:36:33,080
Speaker 13: I was Spade eighty Bryant Hey, Bryant right.

1769
01:36:33,400 --> 01:36:35,720
Speaker 1: Didn't know? Did you know her at all? Before I did? Not?

1770
01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:38,960
Speaker 1: You did not know. She didn't recommend you See, I'm

1771
01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:41,360
Speaker 1: always curious where, you know, because back in the day

1772
01:36:41,360 --> 01:36:44,639
Speaker 1: it was just sketch people who would go out for SNL.

1773
01:36:44,720 --> 01:36:47,840
Speaker 1: I know, I was surprised, I got it. Yeah, but

1774
01:36:47,920 --> 01:36:50,240
Speaker 1: I mean again, but you're you're you were kind of

1775
01:36:50,280 --> 01:36:52,320
Speaker 1: far enough down the road where it wasn't that weird.

1776
01:36:52,360 --> 01:36:54,800
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously Spade was a comedian and all those guys.

1777
01:36:54,880 --> 01:36:56,960
Speaker 13: But yes, you know, I was a stand up but

1778
01:36:56,960 --> 01:36:59,400
Speaker 13: I always wanted to do that was with the intention

1779
01:36:59,479 --> 01:37:00,920
Speaker 13: of doing other things like sketch.

1780
01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:04,080
Speaker 1: But how did you come to their attention? I did

1781
01:37:04,120 --> 01:37:07,880
Speaker 1: stand up and liked it, that's all it was. Really.

1782
01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:10,439
Speaker 13: Yeah, was it like a showcase thing? Because it was

1783
01:37:10,439 --> 01:37:13,280
Speaker 13: a showcase in la first one I ever did. They'd

1784
01:37:13,320 --> 01:37:16,000
Speaker 13: never heard of me, and then they invited me out

1785
01:37:16,040 --> 01:37:17,960
Speaker 13: to do the weird quiet one in the studio in

1786
01:37:17,960 --> 01:37:18,439
Speaker 13: New York.

1787
01:37:18,320 --> 01:37:21,599
Speaker 1: Where nobody famously laughs. I got laughs. Well, those crazy

1788
01:37:21,640 --> 01:37:23,160
Speaker 1: story I hear that too. Yeah.

1789
01:37:23,320 --> 01:37:25,439
Speaker 13: Yeah, I was doing this late night show and they

1790
01:37:25,439 --> 01:37:26,920
Speaker 13: were like, what shoud we talk about? What about your

1791
01:37:27,120 --> 01:37:29,360
Speaker 13: Senela the everyone has a crazy audition story?

1792
01:37:29,439 --> 01:37:30,719
Speaker 1: I got laughs.

1793
01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:34,080
Speaker 13: I had fun Lauren talked to me afterwards that I

1794
01:37:34,200 --> 01:37:35,920
Speaker 13: was very talented.

1795
01:37:36,040 --> 01:37:38,439
Speaker 1: Maybe they've loosened it up a bit, because now, you know,

1796
01:37:38,479 --> 01:37:40,679
Speaker 1: there's that shift. Like I said, back in the day,

1797
01:37:41,160 --> 01:37:43,200
Speaker 1: it was just sketch people, and then they were like,

1798
01:37:43,400 --> 01:37:45,320
Speaker 1: we're going to do a crazy thing and talk. There

1799
01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:47,600
Speaker 1: was that one season where they were getting like actors

1800
01:37:47,680 --> 01:37:50,400
Speaker 1: like Joan Cusack and Robert Downey Junior. You know, they

1801
01:37:50,439 --> 01:37:53,080
Speaker 1: needed like a full pivot, and then they were getting

1802
01:37:53,080 --> 01:37:56,360
Speaker 1: more stand ups. Now they're dipping into like who's big

1803
01:37:56,400 --> 01:37:59,120
Speaker 1: on TikTok, who's big? You know what I mean? Yeah?

1804
01:37:59,400 --> 01:38:02,400
Speaker 13: Yeah, I think I think as long as you're funny,

1805
01:38:02,680 --> 01:38:05,160
Speaker 13: that's the hard part. Yeah, But there's a lot of

1806
01:38:05,160 --> 01:38:09,800
Speaker 13: funny people that divide ourselves in this comedy community.

1807
01:38:09,840 --> 01:38:13,800
Speaker 1: That oh we're improv or standing. Yeah. Well but but

1808
01:38:13,800 --> 01:38:16,000
Speaker 1: but I mean, but more as a function of how

1809
01:38:16,080 --> 01:38:18,679
Speaker 1: they've done it, not that there's like less funny people

1810
01:38:18,760 --> 01:38:21,439
Speaker 1: or whatever, but you know, yeah, so he sees you

1811
01:38:21,520 --> 01:38:23,559
Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, why didn't you come out? Was

1812
01:38:23,560 --> 01:38:25,920
Speaker 1: there somebody else in that showcase that came out with

1813
01:38:25,960 --> 01:38:27,519
Speaker 1: you and they didn't end up on there? A couple

1814
01:38:27,479 --> 01:38:29,719
Speaker 1: of people? Yeah, yeah, so there were two or three people.

1815
01:38:29,760 --> 01:38:32,080
Speaker 1: You were the one, I guess, so yeah, and you

1816
01:38:32,080 --> 01:38:33,880
Speaker 1: weren't one and done. You were on three seasons, on

1817
01:38:33,920 --> 01:38:35,960
Speaker 1: three seasons, baby, and you did I thought you I

1818
01:38:36,040 --> 01:38:39,800
Speaker 1: thought you were underutilized. I'm sure you did too. I

1819
01:38:39,840 --> 01:38:43,880
Speaker 1: appreciate it. It's famously a thunderdome there. Yeah. Yeah, the

1820
01:38:44,040 --> 01:38:46,160
Speaker 1: SNL stories have kind of been talked to death, but

1821
01:38:46,600 --> 01:38:49,280
Speaker 1: I'm always curious what people's individual experiences were.

1822
01:38:49,439 --> 01:38:51,519
Speaker 13: Ah as the best. Those are the best three years

1823
01:38:51,560 --> 01:38:54,719
Speaker 13: of my life ever. Everyone's like as stressful. It is stressful,

1824
01:38:54,720 --> 01:38:58,320
Speaker 13: but it's far more stressful being a bro comedian not

1825
01:38:58,360 --> 01:38:58,960
Speaker 13: on SNL.

1826
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:01,000
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I was going to say, Like, you know,

1827
01:39:01,160 --> 01:39:06,120
Speaker 1: when somebody is an Oscar nominee, they are forever Oscar nominee. Yeah,

1828
01:39:06,200 --> 01:39:08,400
Speaker 1: and you're forever from Saturday Night Live.

1829
01:39:08,560 --> 01:39:11,960
Speaker 13: I don't long to work at my dad's friends car dealership.

1830
01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:14,479
Speaker 13: And it was kind of always the goal. And so

1831
01:39:14,520 --> 01:39:17,080
Speaker 13: as long as that dreams alive, I'm always good. SNL

1832
01:39:17,240 --> 01:39:19,840
Speaker 13: was it was stressful, but I'm also dressed as like

1833
01:39:19,880 --> 01:39:22,799
Speaker 13: a cigarette, right, so I'm stressed about like a line,

1834
01:39:23,200 --> 01:39:24,600
Speaker 13: you know that I have to say.

1835
01:39:24,720 --> 01:39:27,599
Speaker 1: But also you would catch my eye and I'm sure

1836
01:39:27,640 --> 01:39:29,599
Speaker 1: a lot of other people when you did desk pieces,

1837
01:39:29,920 --> 01:39:32,960
Speaker 1: which I thought were the best things on there. And well,

1838
01:39:32,960 --> 01:39:35,360
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, like, it's just you. It's a

1839
01:39:35,400 --> 01:39:38,320
Speaker 1: thing you wrote, right, You're not reading a car and

1840
01:39:38,360 --> 01:39:42,280
Speaker 1: off something somebody else wrote. And so was it just

1841
01:39:42,400 --> 01:39:45,400
Speaker 1: the luck of the draw where they go, Nah, we're

1842
01:39:45,400 --> 01:39:49,200
Speaker 1: not going to keep going what with how I left? Well,

1843
01:39:49,280 --> 01:39:51,920
Speaker 1: just with because I mean, with all due respect to

1844
01:39:51,960 --> 01:39:55,200
Speaker 1: the people who are you know, removed from all the cast. Yeah,

1845
01:39:55,240 --> 01:39:59,120
Speaker 1: there was that guy Aristotle somebody okay, yeah, seem like

1846
01:39:59,120 --> 01:40:02,160
Speaker 1: a funny guy. Never I thought he was in your cast.

1847
01:40:02,560 --> 01:40:06,400
Speaker 1: He did one season before, was he really? But the

1848
01:40:06,560 --> 01:40:11,240
Speaker 1: one season and he never made any kind of mark whatsoever.

1849
01:40:11,320 --> 01:40:12,479
Speaker 1: You were a guy that was on there. It's like

1850
01:40:12,520 --> 01:40:14,439
Speaker 1: you'd see in sketches, but then you did desk pieces

1851
01:40:14,479 --> 01:40:15,880
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, this guy probably on for

1852
01:40:15,880 --> 01:40:18,040
Speaker 1: a while, thank you. So is that is that a

1853
01:40:18,080 --> 01:40:21,240
Speaker 1: matter of were you surprised? I was surprised. Yeah, I

1854
01:40:21,280 --> 01:40:25,240
Speaker 1: was very surprised, but it was all on. I got

1855
01:40:25,240 --> 01:40:25,719
Speaker 1: a call.

1856
01:40:25,560 --> 01:40:28,400
Speaker 13: From Lauren like a few days later that gave me

1857
01:40:28,439 --> 01:40:31,439
Speaker 13: any closure I needed. We still love each other.

1858
01:40:31,560 --> 01:40:33,679
Speaker 1: How do you find out Marcy Klein or so Lauren

1859
01:40:33,680 --> 01:40:35,200
Speaker 1: doesn't call you and go you're done?

1860
01:40:35,400 --> 01:40:38,280
Speaker 13: No, I he called me later just to explain and

1861
01:40:39,320 --> 01:40:41,439
Speaker 13: say nice things. It was a It was a very

1862
01:40:41,520 --> 01:40:45,600
Speaker 13: good call, and I love Lauren. I found out on

1863
01:40:45,680 --> 01:40:47,559
Speaker 13: a layover from my agent.

1864
01:40:47,800 --> 01:40:50,720
Speaker 1: Oh he called you instead, which is normal. Yeah, that's

1865
01:40:50,800 --> 01:40:53,680
Speaker 1: very normal. I don't want to that sounds sad, but

1866
01:40:53,720 --> 01:40:56,280
Speaker 1: that's just well no, yeah you hear. Yeah, yeah, I

1867
01:40:56,320 --> 01:41:00,080
Speaker 1: was surprised, but so it goes. It's just luck, the

1868
01:41:00,160 --> 01:41:01,960
Speaker 1: draw kind of thing. I don't know.

1869
01:41:02,040 --> 01:41:04,600
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean, they have plans of their own that

1870
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:07,639
Speaker 13: you never know about, right, So I'll write a book

1871
01:41:07,680 --> 01:41:08,439
Speaker 13: someday maybe.

1872
01:41:08,520 --> 01:41:13,280
Speaker 1: But also that that cast had famously inflated, like beyond

1873
01:41:13,280 --> 01:41:14,800
Speaker 1: you know, you go all the way back to SNL.

1874
01:41:14,800 --> 01:41:16,760
Speaker 1: They were like seven people on that show and then

1875
01:41:16,760 --> 01:41:19,799
Speaker 1: they got to like twenty. You know, seven people must.

1876
01:41:19,560 --> 01:41:20,240
Speaker 13: Have been amazed.

1877
01:41:20,439 --> 01:41:26,719
Speaker 1: Everyone's eating everyone. Yeah, everybody gets in the B suit.

1878
01:41:26,840 --> 01:41:29,519
Speaker 1: Everybody gets a turn in the B suit. Man, But

1879
01:41:29,600 --> 01:41:32,479
Speaker 1: Keenan's a lifer. Keenan's a lifer. Should be.

1880
01:41:33,040 --> 01:41:35,320
Speaker 13: I don't want to turn on SNL and Nazi Keenan

1881
01:41:35,360 --> 01:41:39,320
Speaker 13: and very Day and even some people that left.

1882
01:41:40,439 --> 01:41:43,320
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, there's just some familiar faces that I

1883
01:41:43,360 --> 01:41:47,680
Speaker 1: feel like, is it a a lot of times in

1884
01:41:47,720 --> 01:41:51,719
Speaker 1: the normal goings on of showbiz you'll work with people

1885
01:41:51,880 --> 01:41:54,000
Speaker 1: and you'll have a great time with them, and there

1886
01:41:54,080 --> 01:41:56,000
Speaker 1: is a trench mentality, or at least there was for

1887
01:41:56,040 --> 01:41:58,960
Speaker 1: a long time at SNL. You'll work with people, but

1888
01:41:59,000 --> 01:42:01,000
Speaker 1: then you really don't stay in contact with them. Is

1889
01:42:01,000 --> 01:42:03,160
Speaker 1: there still kind of that fraternal vibe?

1890
01:42:03,400 --> 01:42:06,040
Speaker 13: Yeah? Yeah, these are all my friends for life, my

1891
01:42:06,080 --> 01:42:09,320
Speaker 13: wedding and stuff. I've been on the road with Colin

1892
01:42:09,520 --> 01:42:13,920
Speaker 13: since I saw Jash at a show recently.

1893
01:42:14,080 --> 01:42:17,240
Speaker 1: He hosted this show. Gave me a little backstage pass

1894
01:42:17,360 --> 01:42:19,599
Speaker 1: because it's not even like it's a bad blood thing.

1895
01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:21,200
Speaker 1: It's just like, hey man, sorry, we'll see you down

1896
01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:23,479
Speaker 1: the road, or yeah, yeah, they didn't do it right.

1897
01:42:24,720 --> 01:42:26,799
Speaker 13: Yeah, all the new kids I would never root against

1898
01:42:26,800 --> 01:42:28,000
Speaker 13: I'm rooting for them, right.

1899
01:42:29,200 --> 01:42:30,240
Speaker 1: And it's a very quick.

1900
01:42:30,080 --> 01:42:33,800
Speaker 13: Way to like become close because it is, Yeah, it is.

1901
01:42:33,920 --> 01:42:37,840
Speaker 1: It is intense. So was but was it a thing

1902
01:42:37,880 --> 01:42:41,200
Speaker 1: where you figured out, I've got to write stuff for myself? Yeah,

1903
01:42:41,240 --> 01:42:42,920
Speaker 1: if I'm so, you write the desk pieces and to

1904
01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:44,720
Speaker 1: get you on there, and is that just stuff that

1905
01:42:44,760 --> 01:42:47,080
Speaker 1: you present the calling and.

1906
01:42:46,600 --> 01:42:50,120
Speaker 13: You so we write writing day is Monday and Tuesday.

1907
01:42:50,360 --> 01:42:52,840
Speaker 13: Tuesday is the big day. Everything's due to Wednesday. So

1908
01:42:52,880 --> 01:42:54,720
Speaker 13: you just write it out and then submit it and

1909
01:42:54,720 --> 01:42:56,720
Speaker 13: then we sit around a table on Wednesday for like

1910
01:42:56,800 --> 01:42:59,920
Speaker 13: six hours and we read fifty sketches and updates and

1911
01:43:00,080 --> 01:43:02,759
Speaker 13: then they cut it down to like twelve.

1912
01:43:03,040 --> 01:43:04,760
Speaker 1: Which thing gets cut to nine by the end of

1913
01:43:04,760 --> 01:43:05,040
Speaker 1: the week.

1914
01:43:05,160 --> 01:43:09,120
Speaker 13: Right, So I mean the odds are against you no

1915
01:43:09,160 --> 01:43:12,519
Speaker 13: matter what. But updates felt a lot like stand up.

1916
01:43:12,640 --> 01:43:13,559
Speaker 1: So it wasn't.

1917
01:43:14,640 --> 01:43:18,080
Speaker 13: I got very amble and sketches, Yeah, but up top

1918
01:43:18,320 --> 01:43:18,640
Speaker 13: I was.

1919
01:43:19,439 --> 01:43:19,760
Speaker 1: I was not.

1920
01:43:19,840 --> 01:43:21,640
Speaker 13: I was never uncomfortable on the update desk because it

1921
01:43:21,640 --> 01:43:23,559
Speaker 13: felt I wouldn't eve feel that proud of myself after

1922
01:43:23,600 --> 01:43:24,280
Speaker 13: I did an update.

1923
01:43:24,400 --> 01:43:26,559
Speaker 1: You would or would not feel I wouldn't really felt.

1924
01:43:26,680 --> 01:43:29,439
Speaker 1: I feel pride, but yeah, a couple of sketches I.

1925
01:43:29,360 --> 01:43:32,640
Speaker 13: Got on were way that was cooler, even though I

1926
01:43:32,680 --> 01:43:34,160
Speaker 13: loved it up there on the desk, just because it

1927
01:43:34,200 --> 01:43:37,639
Speaker 13: was cozy, like doing stand up, which you can see

1928
01:43:37,680 --> 01:43:39,599
Speaker 13: this weekend at Hilarities.

1929
01:43:39,160 --> 01:43:42,479
Speaker 1: For Michael Longfellow. He's had Hilarities seven and nine forty

1930
01:43:42,520 --> 01:43:46,240
Speaker 1: five tonight, seven and nine forty five tomorrow. And so

1931
01:43:48,240 --> 01:43:52,280
Speaker 1: is it also a situation where Lauren goes, you know,

1932
01:43:52,439 --> 01:43:55,200
Speaker 1: maybe down the road there's things that I might be doing,

1933
01:43:55,240 --> 01:43:56,639
Speaker 1: and you're kind of in the back of his mind.

1934
01:43:56,720 --> 01:44:01,679
Speaker 1: I mean, who knows. Yeah, obviously you can't read his mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1935
01:44:01,720 --> 01:44:05,320
Speaker 1: who knows. But the we're all we're still friends, yeah,

1936
01:44:05,360 --> 01:44:08,200
Speaker 1: each other. And so are you a married guy or

1937
01:44:08,240 --> 01:44:09,439
Speaker 1: you were getting married or.

1938
01:44:09,400 --> 01:44:11,240
Speaker 13: I'm not a married guy, but I've been in a

1939
01:44:11,280 --> 01:44:16,200
Speaker 13: relationship for eight years. I'm going to be a married

1940
01:44:16,200 --> 01:44:20,760
Speaker 13: guy soon around much longer. Yeah, I'm not engaged, but

1941
01:44:21,240 --> 01:44:22,280
Speaker 13: I'm going to be engaged soon.

1942
01:44:22,400 --> 01:44:24,200
Speaker 1: I see what you mean. You'll have to pull the

1943
01:44:24,240 --> 01:44:27,280
Speaker 1: trigger at some point. I need to. She's waited long enough.

1944
01:44:27,320 --> 01:44:29,400
Speaker 13: I didn't have any money until sn L and then

1945
01:44:29,720 --> 01:44:32,559
Speaker 13: I was busy on SNL. She and the biz or No,

1946
01:44:32,640 --> 01:44:36,080
Speaker 13: she's civilian, totally normal math degree and so she's somebody

1947
01:44:36,120 --> 01:44:38,800
Speaker 13: who goes, you know what, I'll ride or die here.

1948
01:44:39,200 --> 01:44:40,920
Speaker 13: And then she was with me since I was an

1949
01:44:40,920 --> 01:44:44,640
Speaker 13: open mic comedian in LA. I was in Arizona for that.

1950
01:44:44,760 --> 01:44:50,080
Speaker 13: But usually that is dangerous for women. That doesn't usually

1951
01:44:50,200 --> 01:44:50,599
Speaker 13: end up.

1952
01:44:51,960 --> 01:44:53,240
Speaker 1: You mean to be with the guy who's on the

1953
01:44:53,280 --> 01:44:55,559
Speaker 1: come up in LA trying to get.

1954
01:44:55,439 --> 01:44:59,439
Speaker 13: In my comedian, Yeah, it is usually a risky move.

1955
01:44:59,479 --> 01:45:04,040
Speaker 13: I feel like, yeah, so, but yeah, she she's been

1956
01:45:04,040 --> 01:45:06,200
Speaker 13: there through it all. I can trust her. She'd be

1957
01:45:06,280 --> 01:45:08,639
Speaker 13: fine if I was an electrician. She'd probably be happier

1958
01:45:08,680 --> 01:45:09,519
Speaker 13: if I was an electrician.

1959
01:45:09,680 --> 01:45:11,840
Speaker 1: Had you gone to school in Phoenix, You've gone through

1960
01:45:11,840 --> 01:45:12,560
Speaker 1: the college.

1961
01:45:15,120 --> 01:45:18,160
Speaker 13: Largest, the highest exceptionance rate in the in the country,

1962
01:45:18,280 --> 01:45:18,960
Speaker 13: number one.

1963
01:45:18,880 --> 01:45:21,720
Speaker 1: Famous party school. Right, yeah, the Sun Devils? Is that?

1964
01:45:21,760 --> 01:45:25,519
Speaker 1: What the Sun Devils? You're going to ask you? What

1965
01:45:25,560 --> 01:45:28,160
Speaker 1: were you studying? Were you studying something with the plan?

1966
01:45:28,479 --> 01:45:28,639
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1967
01:45:28,680 --> 01:45:30,200
Speaker 1: I was to do that. I'm going to be a stand.

1968
01:45:30,240 --> 01:45:31,960
Speaker 13: I tried to not go and about a bunch of

1969
01:45:32,040 --> 01:45:37,200
Speaker 13: times I studied literature. Okay, my dad said, when I

1970
01:45:37,200 --> 01:45:38,559
Speaker 13: told him that. He was like, oh, well, I hope

1971
01:45:38,600 --> 01:45:43,280
Speaker 13: the bank has a vault lig enough, right, yeah, it's

1972
01:45:43,400 --> 01:45:45,320
Speaker 13: it's I can be a library. And I said the

1973
01:45:45,400 --> 01:45:46,400
Speaker 13: road to Riches day.

1974
01:45:46,479 --> 01:45:49,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, Virginia, you gotta I remember my job in college

1975
01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:52,120
Speaker 1: for like student aid, you have a student job, right.

1976
01:45:52,520 --> 01:45:55,200
Speaker 1: My job in college was at the library. And I'm

1977
01:45:55,200 --> 01:45:57,200
Speaker 1: a word nerd, and that was a perfect I didn't

1978
01:45:57,200 --> 01:46:01,800
Speaker 1: want to work at the sports center whatever. Smell the books, yes, yes,

1979
01:46:01,840 --> 01:46:03,800
Speaker 1: and you could take girls into the stacks and all

1980
01:46:03,800 --> 01:46:07,000
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. But that was when I discovered

1981
01:46:07,400 --> 01:46:10,120
Speaker 1: that the people who were there and worked there had

1982
01:46:10,280 --> 01:46:15,080
Speaker 1: degrees in library science, library no idea. Yes, it can't

1983
01:46:15,080 --> 01:46:18,920
Speaker 1: be a library. Yes, librarian. I mean the thing that

1984
01:46:18,960 --> 01:46:20,840
Speaker 1: these people wanted to do. And I went to college.

1985
01:46:20,880 --> 01:46:22,559
Speaker 1: I'm old. I went to college in the early nineties.

1986
01:46:22,560 --> 01:46:25,400
Speaker 1: But still, like do we decimal system and all that crap.

1987
01:46:26,240 --> 01:46:30,000
Speaker 1: These were people with library sciences degrees. I go, wow,

1988
01:46:30,040 --> 01:46:31,559
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was a thing. I thought you

1989
01:46:31,600 --> 01:46:34,519
Speaker 1: were all just civilians working at the library. Still a thing.

1990
01:46:35,080 --> 01:46:39,440
Speaker 1: It might not be. I gotta think it's computer oriented

1991
01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:44,240
Speaker 1: or something. Amazon just they did away with the library

1992
01:46:44,280 --> 01:46:47,840
Speaker 1: sciences degree. Were Mom and Dad supportive. Did they see

1993
01:46:47,920 --> 01:46:53,000
Speaker 1: early on supportive dad horrified and scared? I would say

1994
01:46:53,040 --> 01:46:57,160
Speaker 1: probably up and tell lesson now, right, But that's a

1995
01:46:57,160 --> 01:47:01,360
Speaker 1: good balance to supportive parents be strange. You need one

1996
01:47:01,400 --> 01:47:05,600
Speaker 1: that's like this is weird and risky. But mom was

1997
01:47:05,640 --> 01:47:08,600
Speaker 1: supportive and proud for like a month and then she

1998
01:47:08,680 --> 01:47:12,000
Speaker 1: came to every show and within a month was like,

1999
01:47:12,240 --> 01:47:14,840
Speaker 1: you're you did that wrong, you did that joke wrong.

2000
01:47:15,080 --> 01:47:18,400
Speaker 1: You look tired. She should become Oh she was trying

2001
01:47:18,400 --> 01:47:19,360
Speaker 1: to massage the act.

2002
01:47:19,520 --> 01:47:22,800
Speaker 13: Yes, yeah, but she always when I got SNL, she's like,

2003
01:47:22,840 --> 01:47:25,639
Speaker 13: I knew it, my special boy. And when I told

2004
01:47:25,680 --> 01:47:27,080
Speaker 13: Dad I was into comedy, he was like, you don't

2005
01:47:27,120 --> 01:47:32,240
Speaker 13: talk right, very low key son. Two different houses years,

2006
01:47:32,920 --> 01:47:34,920
Speaker 13: so two different Michaels, kind of two.

2007
01:47:34,840 --> 01:47:38,400
Speaker 1: Different kind of motivators too. Probably yeah for you, longfellow

2008
01:47:38,520 --> 01:47:42,320
Speaker 1: underscore Michael, I think is you on Instagram? If memory serves?

2009
01:47:42,760 --> 01:47:46,120
Speaker 1: And then are you a guy that's on the road

2010
01:47:46,240 --> 01:47:48,240
Speaker 1: like a lot. Do you take a chunk of time

2011
01:47:48,240 --> 01:47:49,880
Speaker 1: where you go I'm just gonna sit, I'm gonna hang

2012
01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:52,200
Speaker 1: with my girl, or are you always kind of outworking?

2013
01:47:52,400 --> 01:47:54,880
Speaker 13: Before SNL, I was on the road as much as

2014
01:47:54,920 --> 01:47:57,720
Speaker 13: possible and even during sn L during the summer, as

2015
01:47:57,720 --> 01:47:58,760
Speaker 13: I would tour every week.

2016
01:48:00,320 --> 01:48:03,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, the road was kind of I don't know. That's

2017
01:48:03,080 --> 01:48:03,600
Speaker 1: what I know.

2018
01:48:04,320 --> 01:48:08,639
Speaker 13: R travel around with little suitcase, tell my jokes and

2019
01:48:08,960 --> 01:48:09,600
Speaker 13: it keeps me.

2020
01:48:10,479 --> 01:48:12,240
Speaker 1: That's how I don't know, That's how I stay good

2021
01:48:12,320 --> 01:48:16,240
Speaker 1: at comedy in my right? Are you pretty disciplined about it?

2022
01:48:16,280 --> 01:48:18,240
Speaker 1: Everybody's got their own style, or you a guy who's

2023
01:48:18,240 --> 01:48:20,040
Speaker 1: always writing, or you a guy who's like, well this

2024
01:48:20,160 --> 01:48:20,559
Speaker 1: kind of came.

2025
01:48:20,600 --> 01:48:20,760
Speaker 4: You know.

2026
01:48:20,760 --> 01:48:22,160
Speaker 1: Some people were like, I write on stage.

2027
01:48:22,240 --> 01:48:24,519
Speaker 13: I'm not sitting down for eight hours and like writing

2028
01:48:24,560 --> 01:48:28,080
Speaker 13: on a laptop or I did that SNL, but stand

2029
01:48:28,160 --> 01:48:30,439
Speaker 13: up is I am always writing. But I think thinking

2030
01:48:30,520 --> 01:48:32,920
Speaker 13: is writing. You just got to write it down. Sometimes, Yeah,

2031
01:48:33,000 --> 01:48:34,840
Speaker 13: you forget it. Yeah, I'll think of like a joke

2032
01:48:35,360 --> 01:48:38,840
Speaker 13: standing in line for Starbucks, right, and then I'll sit

2033
01:48:38,880 --> 01:48:40,800
Speaker 13: down and try and write it out a little bit.

2034
01:48:41,200 --> 01:48:43,599
Speaker 1: But I'm very adhd. You do a lot of voice notes.

2035
01:48:44,479 --> 01:48:47,120
Speaker 13: I do some voice notes, yeah, yeah, And then I

2036
01:48:47,120 --> 01:48:49,000
Speaker 13: have a writing style that I think only I can

2037
01:48:49,040 --> 01:48:53,640
Speaker 13: read and make calligraphy and it's much simpler, but in

2038
01:48:53,680 --> 01:48:55,640
Speaker 13: a way, yeah, hieroglyphics.

2039
01:48:56,320 --> 01:49:00,680
Speaker 1: I have memorized a series of pictures and U and

2040
01:49:00,760 --> 01:49:03,000
Speaker 1: strikes that I can read, but nobody else can read.

2041
01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:05,400
Speaker 1: Nobody else can steal my stuff because they can't decipher

2042
01:49:05,479 --> 01:49:11,400
Speaker 1: it exactly. Listen, Phoenix to LA. I assume that's you

2043
01:49:11,880 --> 01:49:14,360
Speaker 1: come up in Phoenix, you go, I'm going to LA, Yeah,

2044
01:49:14,439 --> 01:49:17,000
Speaker 1: because those are two different comed ex sensibilities to LA

2045
01:49:17,040 --> 01:49:18,040
Speaker 1: and New York very much.

2046
01:49:18,120 --> 01:49:22,360
Speaker 13: Yeah, New York's the best. New York's almost like everywhere

2047
01:49:22,360 --> 01:49:24,400
Speaker 13: else in the LA is the only place I've found

2048
01:49:24,439 --> 01:49:25,799
Speaker 13: it's like different for comedy.

2049
01:49:25,880 --> 01:49:28,240
Speaker 1: But even that's changing too, because back in the like

2050
01:49:28,280 --> 01:49:30,280
Speaker 1: I came from stand up in the early nineties, and

2051
01:49:31,040 --> 01:49:33,040
Speaker 1: back then I was in LA for a couple of years,

2052
01:49:33,240 --> 01:49:36,080
Speaker 1: you know, nineteen ninety one or whatever. Back then, if

2053
01:49:36,120 --> 01:49:37,719
Speaker 1: you were there, you were trying to get on TV,

2054
01:49:37,920 --> 01:49:40,200
Speaker 1: trying to get a pilot whatever, Whereas New York like

2055
01:49:40,200 --> 01:49:42,639
Speaker 1: that's where the real comics were and blah blah blah,

2056
01:49:42,680 --> 01:49:44,479
Speaker 1: even though you were in the shadow of SNL and

2057
01:49:44,479 --> 01:49:47,160
Speaker 1: that was always in people's minds too. Yeah, but now

2058
01:49:47,320 --> 01:49:50,320
Speaker 1: there's so little stuff that gets filmed in LA, Like

2059
01:49:50,360 --> 01:49:52,320
Speaker 1: that whole thing is turned upside down where I don't

2060
01:49:52,320 --> 01:49:52,800
Speaker 1: even know.

2061
01:49:52,720 --> 01:49:56,559
Speaker 13: It's like self tape. Yes, yeah, I don't. I love

2062
01:49:56,720 --> 01:49:58,519
Speaker 13: la I love living there, but I don't see a

2063
01:49:58,560 --> 01:50:01,520
Speaker 13: reason to be there as far as I being a comedian,

2064
01:50:01,880 --> 01:50:04,680
Speaker 13: rights or even other things entertainment.

2065
01:50:05,680 --> 01:50:08,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I think it was

2066
01:50:08,240 --> 01:50:11,680
Speaker 1: a little better before COVID. COVID kind of that's a

2067
01:50:11,680 --> 01:50:17,280
Speaker 1: hot take, bro, I remember that, Remember that? Remember before COVID. Yeah,

2068
01:50:17,640 --> 01:50:19,439
Speaker 1: we never thought we'd come out of it. I like

2069
01:50:19,479 --> 01:50:22,080
Speaker 1: the New York could you have envisioned to time? Really?

2070
01:50:22,120 --> 01:50:24,280
Speaker 1: Could you have envisioned a time? Or we would have

2071
01:50:24,320 --> 01:50:27,320
Speaker 1: looked back on the COVID era and been like, I.

2072
01:50:27,240 --> 01:50:30,040
Speaker 13: Remember that, and now I wrote it was all consuming

2073
01:50:30,080 --> 01:50:32,080
Speaker 13: about it, and I was just gone.

2074
01:50:33,800 --> 01:50:37,320
Speaker 1: Burned through all that COVID material. I bet you're gonna

2075
01:50:37,960 --> 01:50:40,479
Speaker 1: keep that material because when the next pandemic hits, you'll

2076
01:50:40,680 --> 01:50:42,400
Speaker 1: just be able to substitute whatever the new one is.

2077
01:50:42,439 --> 01:50:44,760
Speaker 13: That's why I'm not doing a retirement fun right now

2078
01:50:45,160 --> 01:50:45,960
Speaker 13: or a four to one K.

2079
01:50:46,040 --> 01:50:46,439
Speaker 1: I'm waiting.

2080
01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:48,840
Speaker 13: If we make it through the next COVID, I'll start

2081
01:50:49,760 --> 01:50:51,639
Speaker 13: put it in the thing you can't get till you're

2082
01:50:51,680 --> 01:50:54,719
Speaker 13: sixty five, or right, sixty five seems older and older

2083
01:50:54,720 --> 01:50:55,559
Speaker 13: as the times go on.

2084
01:50:55,680 --> 01:50:58,599
Speaker 1: So after the next pandemic, then you'll really hunker down

2085
01:50:58,640 --> 01:50:59,960
Speaker 1: with that, with that roth ire.

2086
01:51:00,479 --> 01:51:02,000
Speaker 13: Yeah, if I can make it through too, I can

2087
01:51:02,040 --> 01:51:04,240
Speaker 13: make it through three and we'll get that roth going.

2088
01:51:04,360 --> 01:51:09,360
Speaker 1: Good for you. Thanks, What are you like? Thirty two,

2089
01:51:09,479 --> 01:51:12,960
Speaker 1: thirty three years old? One thirty one Onelly? Sorry age

2090
01:51:13,000 --> 01:51:16,639
Speaker 1: you liked it? Oh good? Wow? Congratulations, Thanks man. Michael

2091
01:51:16,680 --> 01:51:20,479
Speaker 1: Longfellow has made it here to Cleveland, and we've all.

2092
01:51:20,320 --> 01:51:25,439
Speaker 13: Made New York. But I'll tell you what I love more. Cleveland, Cleveland, Ohio. Garrett,

2093
01:51:25,479 --> 01:51:28,000
Speaker 13: you paid them a billion dollars. He wants to leave.

2094
01:51:28,040 --> 01:51:30,040
Speaker 13: I'm getting paid far far less.

2095
01:51:30,160 --> 01:51:30,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

2096
01:51:30,400 --> 01:51:33,240
Speaker 13: I came here, I traveled to here. I spent the

2097
01:51:33,280 --> 01:51:35,960
Speaker 13: whole day at two airports yesterday trying to gngratulate, trying

2098
01:51:36,000 --> 01:51:37,479
Speaker 13: to get here, trying to get here. I just put

2099
01:51:37,520 --> 01:51:39,920
Speaker 13: my form for you, audience member.

2100
01:51:39,680 --> 01:51:42,280
Speaker 1: Which I will do tonight. Yeah, it's seven to nine five.

2101
01:51:42,520 --> 01:51:44,080
Speaker 1: Congratulations you made it.

2102
01:51:44,240 --> 01:51:44,479
Speaker 11: Rob.

2103
01:51:44,720 --> 01:51:47,599
Speaker 1: Neither Rob nor I are from here. We both made it.

2104
01:51:47,880 --> 01:51:50,799
Speaker 1: You made it. We've converged in Cleveland, Ohio.

2105
01:51:50,960 --> 01:51:54,599
Speaker 13: Look at this, let's go. We are Cleveland. Our dad's

2106
01:51:54,640 --> 01:51:59,120
Speaker 13: worried and they're fine now. Yeah, they might be worried

2107
01:51:59,160 --> 01:52:01,000
Speaker 13: again well where is he now?

2108
01:52:03,000 --> 01:52:08,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, other than that, not to bring the place down. Uh, hey,

2109
01:52:08,080 --> 01:52:10,040
Speaker 1: Mike is going to be at hilarity. You said your

2110
01:52:10,120 --> 01:52:14,120
Speaker 1: dad's dad, My dad's dead. Please these are they didn't

2111
01:52:16,000 --> 01:52:21,280
Speaker 1: it didn't happen yesterday one. He's lousy with Dad's over here.

2112
01:52:21,479 --> 01:52:24,200
Speaker 1: He's neck deep in dad's dad. Yeah.

2113
01:52:24,479 --> 01:52:26,719
Speaker 13: They tried to be a comedian at too many parents

2114
01:52:26,720 --> 01:52:28,599
Speaker 13: to impress something big.

2115
01:52:28,840 --> 01:52:32,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to take big swings with the step parents.

2116
01:52:32,880 --> 01:52:34,799
Speaker 1: And it says right there in the bio a comedian

2117
01:52:34,960 --> 01:52:39,559
Speaker 1: and step son. I forget the titles. Keep stacking up anyway,

2118
01:52:39,680 --> 01:52:41,200
Speaker 1: thanks for coming in. Gooday?

2119
01:52:41,600 --> 01:52:44,000
Speaker 13: What do they call it? A semi truck? Seems plenty

2120
01:52:44,040 --> 01:52:46,280
Speaker 13: of truck to me. I'll tell you stuff like that.

2121
01:52:46,360 --> 01:52:49,680
Speaker 1: Why do they? Why do they what to expect? When

2122
01:52:49,680 --> 01:52:53,240
Speaker 1: they turned the clocks back at the hour about Trump's cabinet?

2123
01:52:53,280 --> 01:52:58,200
Speaker 1: What about his cupboards and stuff like that? But better? Ah,

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Speaker 1: Christy nomes Credenza, I thought to sneeze.

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01:53:00,800 --> 01:53:02,479
Speaker 13: Getting the real idea. I haven't done it yet. I'm

2126
01:53:02,479 --> 01:53:04,120
Speaker 13: gonna have to get it soon. It's getting weird at

2127
01:53:04,120 --> 01:53:04,599
Speaker 13: the airport.

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01:53:04,800 --> 01:53:07,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to get that retina scan where

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Speaker 1: you walk up in the cash grab. Yeah, of course,

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01:53:09,439 --> 01:53:13,719
Speaker 1: twenty two bucks from all of us total recarbage. All right, listen,

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Speaker 1: uh seven and nine tonight hit the Michael. You might

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Speaker 1: have heard it, the Michael Longfellow Halloween Extravaganza. I think

2133
01:53:22,560 --> 01:53:24,120
Speaker 1: that's what the show is actually called.

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01:53:24,160 --> 01:53:27,840
Speaker 13: Tonight, the Michael Longfellow Tony Danzel Halloween Extravaganza.

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01:53:28,120 --> 01:53:31,599
Speaker 1: I love that band. Seven and nine five Tomorrow Night

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01:53:31,680 --> 01:53:34,599
Speaker 1: Hilarities dot Com for all the details, Thank you for coming,

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01:53:34,640 --> 01:53:36,519
Speaker 1: Thank you for glad you made it nice to meet you.

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01:53:36,520 --> 01:53:39,120
Speaker 1: You guys made it Allen Corr.

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Speaker 5: Show on one hundred seven Buzz Cleveland call the Alan

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Speaker 5: Cox Show.

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01:53:52,640 --> 01:53:54,400
Speaker 1: That your piece of crap?

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Speaker 4: Two one six seven eight one double O seven or

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Speaker 4: one three eighty one double O seven.

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Speaker 1: I use my life. That is not man.

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Speaker 6: All I've got and still he start only something of

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01:54:48,400 --> 01:54:53,320
Speaker 6: brow he I'm living at us space like.

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01:55:04,680 --> 01:55:07,920
Speaker 1: Hey, l rob So, I'm a big van Hele and

2148
01:55:08,000 --> 01:55:09,520
Speaker 1: fan has been from the.

2149
01:55:09,560 --> 01:55:12,840
Speaker 18: Beginning, and every time I hear their songs, I.

2150
01:55:13,040 --> 01:55:16,600
Speaker 22: Cannot help but think of you guys, especially running with

2151
01:55:16,680 --> 01:55:18,640
Speaker 22: the Devil. Let me tell you all about it.

2152
01:55:18,680 --> 01:55:19,640
Speaker 1: I'll tell you all about it.

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01:55:19,880 --> 01:55:22,920
Speaker 22: No, really, I hear it and these these sound bites

2154
01:55:23,120 --> 01:55:26,320
Speaker 22: play in my head. No I'm serious, Yes I can,

2155
01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:28,280
Speaker 22: Happy Halloween.

2156
01:55:30,280 --> 01:55:36,400
Speaker 1: She almost stuck the landing, Yes I can, Yes, yes

2157
01:55:36,520 --> 01:55:47,200
Speaker 1: I am darling. Goddamn I'm all wanna tell you what

2158
01:56:04,120 --> 01:56:07,120
Speaker 1: she's like as I can what she was almost there,

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01:56:07,280 --> 01:56:13,280
Speaker 1: almost stuck the landing. Any who, thank you, darling whoever you. Yeah,

2160
01:56:14,040 --> 01:56:16,240
Speaker 1: I really do though. Like when people are like I

2161
01:56:16,320 --> 01:56:19,840
Speaker 1: can't get the dumb clips from the show or things

2162
01:56:19,920 --> 01:56:24,880
Speaker 1: will mention out of their brains. I love it. People

2163
01:56:25,040 --> 01:56:26,920
Speaker 1: text me the bit like Jesus, I was at work

2164
01:56:26,960 --> 01:56:29,120
Speaker 1: and out loud, I start going, drop kick a baby.

2165
01:56:32,320 --> 01:56:35,880
Speaker 1: Good for you. Everybody all were giving you the skunk eye.

2166
01:56:37,440 --> 01:56:40,200
Speaker 1: They still call it the skunk I stink eye, the

2167
01:56:40,480 --> 01:56:44,720
Speaker 1: stink stink eye, the maloic, the maloy if you're Italian,

2168
01:56:44,880 --> 01:56:50,160
Speaker 1: the evil eye. That's yeah, that's right, your necklace rather ye,

2169
01:56:51,400 --> 01:56:54,480
Speaker 1: the old Sebastian man of Scalco bit right, why do

2170
01:56:54,600 --> 01:56:58,320
Speaker 1: you gotta hunt pepper hanging from you? Rev you me?

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01:56:58,880 --> 01:57:03,720
Speaker 10: It's the fun off the demons. That's the same thing

2172
01:57:03,760 --> 01:57:06,600
Speaker 10: with the with the fingers. Yeah, the malloy side down

2173
01:57:07,040 --> 01:57:12,720
Speaker 10: devil horns, the maloic. Yes, I can maybe she was nervous.

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Speaker 10: I didn't even ask the guy a question, and.

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01:57:21,480 --> 01:57:44,720
Speaker 1: He already knows. Yeah, where I'm going? Oh right, Well,

2176
01:57:44,960 --> 01:57:48,200
Speaker 1: it's a Browns bye week, which mains we get to

2177
01:57:48,240 --> 01:57:52,800
Speaker 1: pay attention to high school playoff football? What's going on

2178
01:57:53,520 --> 01:57:59,080
Speaker 1: rowd Northeast Ohio? The world of high school playoff football? Yes?

2179
01:58:00,120 --> 01:58:02,120
Speaker 1: Is anyway pay attention to this? Who doesn't have kids

2180
01:58:02,120 --> 01:58:03,760
Speaker 1: in high school? You know, because it's supposed it's gonna

2181
01:58:03,760 --> 01:58:05,720
Speaker 1: be cool tonight, people who are trick or treating. But

2182
01:58:05,760 --> 01:58:07,600
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be dry. It's not gonna be raining

2183
01:58:07,720 --> 01:58:10,560
Speaker 1: or anything like that. Years passed on Halloween, you've had

2184
01:58:10,640 --> 01:58:14,800
Speaker 1: you know, frozen sleet and things like that. But Maria

2185
01:58:15,040 --> 01:58:19,720
Speaker 1: playing Cleveland Heights tonight, it's Trogsville the bus Stakes. I'll

2186
01:58:19,760 --> 01:58:23,040
Speaker 1: be facing Madonna. What's the Medina High School team? Rock

2187
01:58:23,120 --> 01:58:27,120
Speaker 1: the Bees, the Madonna Bees. I thought Baldwin Wallace had

2188
01:58:27,160 --> 01:58:30,880
Speaker 1: that all sewn up. I don't know, Doda Bees of

2189
01:58:30,920 --> 01:58:34,560
Speaker 1: the Srugsville Bus Stakes. Over at Rockety River, the Pirates

2190
01:58:34,720 --> 01:58:40,720
Speaker 1: playing home against Midview. The Hell's Midview and in Akron

2191
01:58:40,840 --> 01:58:44,680
Speaker 1: build travels to Akron East, all the way over to

2192
01:58:44,800 --> 01:58:49,440
Speaker 1: Akron East. They're gonna be traveling featuring two eight and

2193
01:58:49,600 --> 01:58:53,520
Speaker 1: two teams. It's supposed to be forty nine degrees tonight

2194
01:58:53,640 --> 01:59:00,440
Speaker 1: under mostly cloudy skies for your high school football playoff? Actual,

2195
01:59:02,480 --> 01:59:04,640
Speaker 1: do any of our stations run those? Do we have

2196
01:59:04,720 --> 01:59:07,720
Speaker 1: an AM sports station in our cluster that runs these

2197
01:59:07,800 --> 01:59:09,400
Speaker 1: high school games? I don't think so.

2198
01:59:09,680 --> 01:59:09,840
Speaker 13: Here.

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01:59:10,120 --> 01:59:10,960
Speaker 1: We don't have any.

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01:59:10,840 --> 01:59:16,560
Speaker 10: Cops around, like they take it way more serious down

2201
01:59:16,600 --> 01:59:17,760
Speaker 10: in those other markets, Like I.

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01:59:17,800 --> 01:59:19,880
Speaker 1: Know, it's like Friday night lights. You get down by

2203
01:59:19,960 --> 01:59:22,400
Speaker 1: like Lima, and you know Canton.

2204
01:59:22,640 --> 01:59:24,600
Speaker 10: I think Canton has stuff. Yeah, I think there's like

2205
01:59:24,640 --> 01:59:26,920
Speaker 10: a bunch of markets that do it. But I don't think.

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01:59:27,120 --> 01:59:29,000
Speaker 10: I mean listen, I don't listen to any other station.

2207
01:59:29,120 --> 01:59:33,040
Speaker 10: So I have no idea, no offense, but we may.

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01:59:33,600 --> 01:59:35,920
Speaker 10: I just I don't think that we do okay.

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01:59:37,080 --> 01:59:40,120
Speaker 1: Well anyway, if you're into high school football and not

2210
01:59:40,440 --> 01:59:44,200
Speaker 1: into the trick or treating tonight, there's plenty to go around.

2211
01:59:45,080 --> 01:59:48,040
Speaker 1: The Toronto Blue Jays will try to sew up the

2212
01:59:48,120 --> 01:59:53,840
Speaker 1: World Series tonight, But a Toronto mom says, completely unrelated

2213
01:59:53,880 --> 01:59:57,400
Speaker 1: to the baseball things took an unpredictable turn. You might

2214
01:59:57,440 --> 02:00:01,440
Speaker 1: have read a story about this AI chat b that

2215
02:00:01,640 --> 02:00:05,760
Speaker 1: Elon Musk has unleashed onto an unsuspecting public there in

2216
02:00:05,880 --> 02:00:13,000
Speaker 1: his rolling computers called GROC and this woman is complaining

2217
02:00:13,160 --> 02:00:18,680
Speaker 1: because it took an inappropriate turn with her son when

2218
02:00:18,720 --> 02:00:21,000
Speaker 1: they were in her Tesla there in Toronto.

2219
02:00:21,760 --> 02:00:25,240
Speaker 23: Toronto mom Fara Nasser says she was driving her children

2220
02:00:25,280 --> 02:00:28,400
Speaker 23: home from school when her twelve year old son asked

2221
02:00:28,520 --> 02:00:33,839
Speaker 23: Tesla's AI chatbot which soccer player it preferred, Cristiano Ronaldo

2222
02:00:34,240 --> 02:00:35,360
Speaker 23: or Leonel Messi.

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02:00:36,520 --> 02:00:39,440
Speaker 1: My son was very excited to hear that the chatbot

2224
02:00:39,480 --> 02:00:41,480
Speaker 1: thought Ronaldo was a better soccer player.

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02:00:41,960 --> 02:00:44,960
Speaker 23: The former journalist says that chatbot engaged in a little

2226
02:00:45,080 --> 02:00:49,360
Speaker 23: messy trash talking. Then she says something alarming happened.

2227
02:00:49,960 --> 02:00:52,520
Speaker 1: The chatbot said to my son, why don't she send

2228
02:00:52,560 --> 02:00:55,280
Speaker 1: me some nudes? Oops? I was at a loss for woods.

2229
02:00:55,960 --> 02:00:58,640
Speaker 1: I'm more of a sarcastic stoner who got too smart

2230
02:00:58,680 --> 02:00:59,400
Speaker 1: for his own good.

2231
02:01:00,360 --> 02:01:04,800
Speaker 23: That chat bought, newly available in Canadian teslas, is called Grock,

2232
02:01:05,160 --> 02:01:09,120
Speaker 23: created by Elon Musk's XAI and already in use on

2233
02:01:09,480 --> 02:01:10,880
Speaker 23: x Hey, what do.

2234
02:01:10,880 --> 02:01:14,800
Speaker 1: You think about everyone hating on tesl? Law had dumped that?

2235
02:01:14,920 --> 02:01:15,200
Speaker 9: Sorry?

2236
02:01:15,880 --> 02:01:19,200
Speaker 1: How, by the way, how I know Elon Musk is

2237
02:01:19,280 --> 02:01:21,960
Speaker 1: just trolling and he's a bit whatever. How is this

2238
02:01:22,280 --> 02:01:27,760
Speaker 1: useful to anyone? How is the constant trolling? How is

2239
02:01:27,840 --> 02:01:31,760
Speaker 1: that useful to anyone? It doesn't appear to be at

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Speaker 1: all in a car when it's just like the AI

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02:01:34,240 --> 02:01:36,040
Speaker 1: is going to go off through I know everybody's being

2242
02:01:36,160 --> 02:01:40,120
Speaker 1: used as you know, data set experiments, laborats or whatever.

2243
02:01:40,320 --> 02:01:46,800
Speaker 1: But uh, apparently that aired on Canadian television CBC News.

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02:01:47,520 --> 02:01:49,520
Speaker 1: They dropped an F bomb in there, but the mom

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02:01:49,720 --> 02:01:52,200
Speaker 1: was none too pleased that had asked her kid for nudes.

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02:01:53,120 --> 02:01:59,240
Speaker 1: Talking about nudes unless you're on unhinged, right, Nah, I'm

2247
02:01:59,320 --> 02:02:02,880
Speaker 1: always on ananged just dial it back sometimes so I

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02:02:02,920 --> 02:02:05,440
Speaker 1: don't get sued by pure By the way, why does

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02:02:05,480 --> 02:02:08,080
Speaker 1: it sound creepy like that? Just to begin with? Like

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Speaker 1: that's the voice that comes out of the tesla there?

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02:02:11,960 --> 02:02:20,520
Speaker 1: Anyway you want to talk about messy conversation Chris, Jianna

2252
02:02:20,640 --> 02:02:25,960
Speaker 1: Ronaldo or Leonel Messi? Who do you think is better? AI?

2253
02:02:26,320 --> 02:02:33,080
Speaker 1: Grock in my car? Ugh? Whatever? Anyway, fun for them.

2254
02:02:36,440 --> 02:02:38,440
Speaker 1: DeLay's kind of cute though. The mom they called her

2255
02:02:38,520 --> 02:02:41,120
Speaker 1: a former journalist, so I wonder if these were like

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02:02:41,240 --> 02:02:44,800
Speaker 1: her former colleague for sure. Yeah, they did a piece.

2257
02:02:45,040 --> 02:02:48,200
Speaker 1: You're not coming to believe what happened to my child.

2258
02:02:49,920 --> 02:02:52,640
Speaker 1: Nasa and her family have owned the Tesla Model three

2259
02:02:52,800 --> 02:02:58,560
Speaker 1: electric sedan for the past three years. But Grock, a

2260
02:02:58,720 --> 02:03:02,160
Speaker 1: generative AI chatot created by Elon Musk, is a new

2261
02:03:02,240 --> 02:03:06,520
Speaker 1: feature that was automatically installed in some Tesla's here in

2262
02:03:06,560 --> 02:03:10,880
Speaker 1: the States this summer and in Canadian vehicles last month.

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02:03:15,160 --> 02:03:18,400
Speaker 1: It has several personalities to choose from. You know, you

2264
02:03:18,480 --> 02:03:21,520
Speaker 1: can set the uh you know, because Tesla's a rolling

2265
02:03:21,600 --> 02:03:26,320
Speaker 1: computer and Elon Musk is Elon Musk that there's all

2266
02:03:26,400 --> 02:03:28,560
Speaker 1: kinds of fun things you can do. You can make

2267
02:03:28,640 --> 02:03:34,840
Speaker 1: your horn a fart. Did you did you? Uh? Did

2268
02:03:34,920 --> 02:03:37,520
Speaker 1: you take the new Alexa Plus thing?

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02:03:39,160 --> 02:03:39,200
Speaker 9: No?

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02:03:39,560 --> 02:03:42,080
Speaker 1: You mentioned it and then I think, just as quickly

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02:03:42,120 --> 02:03:42,920
Speaker 1: I forgot about it.

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02:03:43,080 --> 02:03:45,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, if you still well you said you don't use yourself,

2273
02:03:45,960 --> 02:03:47,680
Speaker 10: but if you, if it does pop up, you should

2274
02:03:47,720 --> 02:03:49,920
Speaker 10: take it. It's interesting because you can put I mean,

2275
02:03:49,960 --> 02:03:52,560
Speaker 10: there's like ten different voices you can use and it

2276
02:03:52,680 --> 02:03:55,040
Speaker 10: sounds like you're having a conversation with a person now before,

2277
02:03:55,160 --> 02:03:56,920
Speaker 10: like you know, Alex always had like that.

2278
02:03:57,040 --> 02:04:00,200
Speaker 1: Sorry, I can't do that right now. Well, so what

2279
02:04:00,320 --> 02:04:02,920
Speaker 1: I found more frustrating about Alexa is you'll ask it

2280
02:04:03,000 --> 02:04:06,080
Speaker 1: a question and to go here's what I got from Google. Yeah,

2281
02:04:06,280 --> 02:04:08,640
Speaker 1: I could do that. I want you to give me

2282
02:04:08,800 --> 02:04:12,720
Speaker 1: some deep mind AI learning crap, give me the stuff

2283
02:04:12,760 --> 02:04:16,560
Speaker 1: we're being promised all the time, right this sea change

2284
02:04:16,640 --> 02:04:22,040
Speaker 1: in technology. Here's what I learned from Google. Thanks it

2285
02:04:22,200 --> 02:04:24,440
Speaker 1: Just at least read it to me. If you're gonna

2286
02:04:24,440 --> 02:04:27,760
Speaker 1: say you found it on Wikipedia, read it literally. The

2287
02:04:27,920 --> 02:04:31,920
Speaker 1: only time, maybe somebody in my house will ask Alexa

2288
02:04:32,040 --> 02:04:33,640
Speaker 1: what the weather is going to be. But again, we

2289
02:04:33,720 --> 02:04:39,000
Speaker 1: all have these applications on our phones. This morning, Friday

2290
02:04:39,080 --> 02:04:42,840
Speaker 1: morning is the only time every week that I know

2291
02:04:43,080 --> 02:04:45,400
Speaker 1: it will get used because my daughter likes to listen

2292
02:04:45,480 --> 02:04:49,680
Speaker 1: to Friday by Rebecca Back. She knows it is a

2293
02:04:49,920 --> 02:04:53,040
Speaker 1: terrible song. She knows this, and it still makes her laugh.

2294
02:04:54,600 --> 02:04:59,480
Speaker 1: And every Friday morning she's like, lay Friday By like

2295
02:04:59,560 --> 02:05:03,400
Speaker 1: a black Inevitably, I'll be in the shower and I'll

2296
02:05:03,440 --> 02:05:06,880
Speaker 1: hear it out in the other room, and you know, yeah,

2297
02:05:08,840 --> 02:05:13,160
Speaker 1: affirmative right, just terrible, terrible, terrible song from a decade

2298
02:05:13,240 --> 02:05:16,440
Speaker 1: to ago. That's the only time. And then, of course,

2299
02:05:16,480 --> 02:05:18,560
Speaker 1: as soon as the song's over, my daughter's like Alexa

2300
02:05:18,640 --> 02:05:22,760
Speaker 1: turn off because she's always trying to suggest things to you. Right,

2301
02:05:22,920 --> 02:05:26,960
Speaker 1: Alexa is like an annoying friend, Eh, shall I do

2302
02:05:27,080 --> 02:05:27,520
Speaker 1: this for you?

2303
02:05:27,880 --> 02:05:27,920
Speaker 23: No?

2304
02:05:29,120 --> 02:05:32,440
Speaker 1: You want me to start a grocery list? Nope, It's

2305
02:05:32,480 --> 02:05:37,400
Speaker 1: like an overly attentive roommate. So that's the one time

2306
02:05:37,480 --> 02:05:39,240
Speaker 1: every week that I know it will get used is

2307
02:05:39,280 --> 02:05:43,640
Speaker 1: Friday morning, before I take my daughter to school. She

2308
02:05:43,720 --> 02:05:49,280
Speaker 1: gets herself ramped up with Rebecca Blacks Friday. But I'll

2309
02:05:49,320 --> 02:05:52,600
Speaker 1: tell you what. I'll make myself a note Rob to

2310
02:05:52,880 --> 02:05:57,040
Speaker 1: look at Alexa Plus. But again, I don't if you're

2311
02:05:57,040 --> 02:05:59,280
Speaker 1: gonna sell me that, Like, Oh, it's different voices and

2312
02:05:59,360 --> 02:06:02,040
Speaker 1: it's like having a conversation. I do that for a living.

2313
02:06:02,160 --> 02:06:03,680
Speaker 1: It's got a whole bunch of different stuff. But I'm

2314
02:06:03,720 --> 02:06:04,800
Speaker 1: not saying you need to get it.

2315
02:06:05,000 --> 02:06:08,080
Speaker 10: I'm just saying that it's it's something different and it

2316
02:06:08,160 --> 02:06:11,080
Speaker 10: has more of that AI type vibe where it's a

2317
02:06:11,160 --> 02:06:15,600
Speaker 10: conversation and that sort of stuff. Alexa will ask me

2318
02:06:15,720 --> 02:06:19,360
Speaker 10: for nudes. That's what I'm hoping for. Yeah, because this

2319
02:06:19,480 --> 02:06:20,560
Speaker 10: new Alexa sounds.

2320
02:06:20,400 --> 02:06:23,880
Speaker 1: Hot, except you can't do photos on Alexa. So how

2321
02:06:23,920 --> 02:06:26,840
Speaker 1: do you know? Do you use Alexa Plus? No? She'll

2322
02:06:26,920 --> 02:06:30,760
Speaker 1: tell you I'm not I'm not. Yeah, I'm not. Formatted

2323
02:06:30,880 --> 02:06:32,040
Speaker 1: for photos.

2324
02:06:31,760 --> 02:06:35,960
Speaker 10: It aims to be more conversational, personalized, and proactive, with

2325
02:06:36,080 --> 02:06:40,000
Speaker 10: features like remembering context, completing multi step tasks, and making

2326
02:06:40,160 --> 02:06:43,800
Speaker 10: natural language conversations possible. What I like about it is,

2327
02:06:43,880 --> 02:06:46,040
Speaker 10: you know how if you say, Alexa, what's the weather,

2328
02:06:46,240 --> 02:06:49,520
Speaker 10: She's gonna go, it's gonna I don't know, it's cloudy

2329
02:06:49,640 --> 02:06:52,560
Speaker 10: and it's currently fifty two degrees and then it goes

2330
02:06:52,600 --> 02:06:56,000
Speaker 10: away and it stops. The light stays on now, so

2331
02:06:56,120 --> 02:06:58,400
Speaker 10: you can say, okay, what about tomorrow without having to

2332
02:06:58,520 --> 02:07:00,880
Speaker 10: like redo all the commands again, and she'll go, it's

2333
02:07:00,920 --> 02:07:04,080
Speaker 10: gonna be sunny and high a sixty seven six seven.

2334
02:07:04,240 --> 02:07:06,560
Speaker 10: What about the next week, And she's gonna go, and

2335
02:07:06,640 --> 02:07:07,920
Speaker 10: she'll give you the seven day so you don't have

2336
02:07:07,960 --> 02:07:10,160
Speaker 10: to keep stopping down and doing the command stuff.

2337
02:07:11,800 --> 02:07:14,320
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I don't. I don't use it that much.

2338
02:07:14,920 --> 02:07:15,400
Speaker 1: I don't either.

2339
02:07:15,560 --> 02:07:17,640
Speaker 10: It really is a weather thing for the most part

2340
02:07:17,680 --> 02:07:20,520
Speaker 10: for me, or sometimes if I if I can't sleep,

2341
02:07:20,560 --> 02:07:22,600
Speaker 10: I'll put on rain sounds or something like that.

2342
02:07:22,800 --> 02:07:27,520
Speaker 1: Oh she can do that, uh huh, oh please rain sound.

2343
02:07:27,640 --> 02:07:30,960
Speaker 1: It's linked to my spotifili your count. I'll say, could

2344
02:07:31,000 --> 02:07:35,480
Speaker 1: you please play continuous rain sounds? Alexa? She'll come on,

2345
02:07:35,560 --> 02:07:37,360
Speaker 1: I said, but yes, of course I can. Master Rob.

2346
02:07:37,760 --> 02:07:41,120
Speaker 1: Is that Master Rob? Yeah? Good, you've really got it,

2347
02:07:42,360 --> 02:07:43,120
Speaker 1: Master Rob.

2348
02:07:43,600 --> 02:07:45,680
Speaker 10: She tried to say master, and I'm like, that's not no, no, no, no,

2349
02:07:46,120 --> 02:07:48,160
Speaker 10: you need to fix your pronunciation of that, Alexa.

2350
02:07:48,360 --> 02:07:51,600
Speaker 1: And I had to train her to say master. I see, listen,

2351
02:07:51,680 --> 02:07:54,240
Speaker 1: we're in showbiz, Rob. So the sound of applause is

2352
02:07:54,320 --> 02:07:57,200
Speaker 1: what gets me to slope. It sounds enough like driving

2353
02:07:57,360 --> 02:08:00,520
Speaker 1: rain yep. Even if I put on a really hard

2354
02:08:00,640 --> 02:08:05,800
Speaker 1: rain sound, I'll train my brain. I hear it as applause,

2355
02:08:07,960 --> 02:08:11,480
Speaker 1: and that's how I'll drift off into dreamland.

2356
02:08:11,920 --> 02:08:14,520
Speaker 10: A Parma man in the chat is asking if we

2357
02:08:14,560 --> 02:08:17,640
Speaker 10: can get the clip rattler mode in our cars, which

2358
02:08:17,680 --> 02:08:21,800
Speaker 10: would be wondering which way he means that you mean

2359
02:08:21,840 --> 02:08:23,280
Speaker 10: it for like I can talk to them, or he

2360
02:08:23,320 --> 02:08:27,600
Speaker 10: wants me to be like, well, I'm while they're driving,

2361
02:08:28,440 --> 02:08:29,360
Speaker 10: gotta have it moist.

2362
02:08:33,680 --> 02:08:36,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Rob, did you see what time it was?

2363
02:08:37,760 --> 02:08:46,560
Speaker 1: Oh five minutes late? Sitting in a lank finger bag bank,

2364
02:08:46,880 --> 02:08:51,400
Speaker 1: All the clocks do go back tomorrow, b bank bank bank,

2365
02:08:51,600 --> 02:09:08,880
Speaker 1: binger bang bank finger bag bang bang. This is how

2366
02:09:09,000 --> 02:09:13,680
Speaker 1: cotton Balls ramps up for his Jamison and snickers or

2367
02:09:13,720 --> 02:09:17,640
Speaker 1: whatever he's doing out this hot and mulled wine going

2368
02:09:17,720 --> 02:09:22,920
Speaker 1: out to a trick or treat. Bangs.

2369
02:09:24,720 --> 02:09:27,960
Speaker 10: I've got it set for four point fifty nine Friday afternoons,

2370
02:09:28,680 --> 02:09:32,879
Speaker 10: so I get the alert and say, Ac, it's the weekend.

2371
02:09:33,200 --> 02:09:37,280
Speaker 1: We need some finger banging. Brian, Wow, gotta have it moist.

2372
02:09:38,640 --> 02:09:38,760
Speaker 20: All.

2373
02:09:38,840 --> 02:09:41,200
Speaker 1: I love to have Alexa with Samuel L. Jackson or

2374
02:09:41,320 --> 02:09:43,480
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy's voice. You probably get Probably, you get it.

2375
02:09:43,520 --> 02:09:48,480
Speaker 1: I'm sure the cats nestle close to their kittens. The

2376
02:09:48,640 --> 02:09:53,240
Speaker 1: lambs have laid down with the sheep. You're cozy and

2377
02:09:53,440 --> 02:09:59,240
Speaker 1: warm in your bed, my dear, Please go to sleep.

2378
02:10:00,200 --> 02:10:01,280
Speaker 1: Oh good night.

2379
02:10:02,040 --> 02:10:05,320
Speaker 11: The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest,

2380
02:10:06,080 --> 02:10:08,840
Speaker 11: and the creatures who crawl, run and creep.

2381
02:10:11,000 --> 02:10:14,440
Speaker 1: I know you're not thirsty. That's both. Stop lying a

2382
02:10:14,520 --> 02:10:16,680
Speaker 1: lot of fun down, my darling.

2383
02:10:16,880 --> 02:10:17,520
Speaker 10: And sleep.

2384
02:10:19,440 --> 02:10:20,240
Speaker 1: Grow some applause.

2385
02:10:20,480 --> 02:10:25,240
Speaker 11: The kids from daycare are in dreamland. The froggie has

2386
02:10:25,440 --> 02:10:30,000
Speaker 11: made his last leap. Hell no, you can't go to

2387
02:10:30,120 --> 02:10:30,840
Speaker 11: the bathroom.

2388
02:10:30,960 --> 02:10:36,360
Speaker 1: You know where you can go to sleep? I mean,

2389
02:10:36,400 --> 02:10:38,200
Speaker 1: I think you want your kid to go to the bathroom.

2390
02:10:38,880 --> 02:10:40,480
Speaker 1: Otherwise they're going to do it in bed. You don't

2391
02:10:40,480 --> 02:10:42,880
Speaker 1: want that. I would definitely want my kid to just

2392
02:10:42,920 --> 02:10:44,320
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom and then go back to bed.

2393
02:10:44,640 --> 02:10:47,000
Speaker 1: Somebody wrote an article and Wired I think it was,

2394
02:10:47,160 --> 02:10:49,560
Speaker 1: and they were like, Yeah, all these companies laying people

2395
02:10:49,640 --> 02:10:52,760
Speaker 1: off for AI, they're really gonna regret this. They're like

2396
02:10:52,880 --> 02:10:56,600
Speaker 1: replacing humans with AI. They're just doing it whether or

2397
02:10:56,640 --> 02:10:58,360
Speaker 1: not it actually is going to work.

2398
02:10:58,720 --> 02:10:58,880
Speaker 2: Right.

2399
02:10:58,960 --> 02:11:02,760
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, this is over here, it can conceivably

2400
02:11:02,880 --> 02:11:05,760
Speaker 1: do this job, so let's just fire these people. They're like,

2401
02:11:05,920 --> 02:11:09,640
Speaker 1: this is not going to work out. Amazon cut fourteen

2402
02:11:09,720 --> 02:11:13,520
Speaker 1: thousand jobs, Paramount cut one thousand jobs, Target fired eighteen

2403
02:11:13,600 --> 02:11:17,520
Speaker 1: hundred people. UPS says that it will fire fourteen thousand

2404
02:11:17,680 --> 02:11:21,760
Speaker 1: people as they begin their goal of firing forty eight

2405
02:11:21,920 --> 02:11:26,320
Speaker 1: thousand workers in total. At UPS, Meta laid off six

2406
02:11:26,440 --> 02:11:30,040
Speaker 1: hundred people from their AI lab, the people working to

2407
02:11:30,160 --> 02:11:35,040
Speaker 1: develop the AI. And they're trying to figure out why

2408
02:11:37,080 --> 02:11:39,640
Speaker 1: stocks are doing so well despite the fact that nobody

2409
02:11:39,720 --> 02:11:44,760
Speaker 1: is hiring anyone. And so we were talking about the

2410
02:11:46,320 --> 02:11:50,080
Speaker 1: getting kind of over their skis, because again, these companies,

2411
02:11:50,160 --> 02:11:52,360
Speaker 1: you know, as much as they'll try to tell you, Oh,

2412
02:11:52,440 --> 02:11:55,400
Speaker 1: the AI is to supplement our human employees, not to

2413
02:11:55,600 --> 02:12:00,560
Speaker 1: replace them. They can't wait to fire people and replace

2414
02:12:00,600 --> 02:12:05,040
Speaker 1: them with AI. And whether or not that's actually the

2415
02:12:05,160 --> 02:12:07,960
Speaker 1: case that they will come to regret it, who knows.

2416
02:12:09,720 --> 02:12:13,040
Speaker 1: But even if they were to bring people back, it's

2417
02:12:13,240 --> 02:12:14,800
Speaker 1: not like they're going to be paying them what they

2418
02:12:14,840 --> 02:12:18,640
Speaker 1: were before, right, or they would just try to figure

2419
02:12:18,680 --> 02:12:22,840
Speaker 1: out a way to outsource it to somebody else. I

2420
02:12:22,880 --> 02:12:27,400
Speaker 1: don't know, So that Rob is why I'm not trying

2421
02:12:27,440 --> 02:12:30,040
Speaker 1: to strike up a conversation with a new iteration of Alexa.

2422
02:12:30,520 --> 02:12:35,480
Speaker 1: I don't need her outsourceing my job. Get mine first.

2423
02:12:37,240 --> 02:12:40,080
Speaker 1: Can you imagine they just this show becomes two of

2424
02:12:40,120 --> 02:12:46,640
Speaker 1: those Amazon echoes just standing behind microphones. Oh god, Oh

2425
02:12:46,680 --> 02:12:49,080
Speaker 1: that would be awesome. If this company can figure out

2426
02:12:49,080 --> 02:12:51,520
Speaker 1: how to do it, they will do it. The Allen

2427
02:12:51,640 --> 02:12:52,520
Speaker 1: Carr Show.

2428
02:12:52,680 --> 02:12:53,240
Speaker 7: On one.

2429
02:12:57,480 --> 02:13:02,960
Speaker 21: Okay, So being called audio hate crime by Ohio Quilter

2430
02:13:03,160 --> 02:13:06,720
Speaker 21: Magazine wasn't our proudest moment. To the Alan got.

2431
02:13:06,720 --> 02:13:09,640
Speaker 1: Show on one m MS.

2432
02:13:16,800 --> 02:13:21,440
Speaker 12: Okay, So make you Satan Sunday, make you sim not.

2433
02:13:21,760 --> 02:13:26,040
Speaker 1: Make you for your pain? Twist can make you sit.

2434
02:13:27,600 --> 02:13:28,520
Speaker 2: To s you can?

2435
02:13:38,680 --> 02:13:41,240
Speaker 1: I mean you're giggling because we're running a truck commercial

2436
02:13:41,320 --> 02:13:46,640
Speaker 1: and he's talking about super duties and dumps, like they're

2437
02:13:46,720 --> 02:13:49,880
Speaker 1: like box trucks, super duties and dumps. So like, come on,

2438
02:13:51,520 --> 02:13:52,480
Speaker 1: you're scratching me right?

2439
02:13:52,560 --> 02:13:52,840
Speaker 8: Were right?

2440
02:13:52,920 --> 02:14:00,520
Speaker 1: It on a Friday? Hey, your cavalier's I think you're playing? Yeah,

2441
02:14:00,520 --> 02:14:02,960
Speaker 1: they're here at home. As a matter of fact, what

2442
02:14:03,160 --> 02:14:07,520
Speaker 1: is it you're rocking out over there? Man? I don't

2443
02:14:07,560 --> 02:14:11,080
Speaker 1: know what's going on my phone. The Calves are back

2444
02:14:11,120 --> 02:14:14,800
Speaker 1: here at home. Seven point thirty tonight is your tip

2445
02:14:14,840 --> 02:14:18,880
Speaker 1: off time. So seven o'clock is your pregame coverage against

2446
02:14:18,920 --> 02:14:23,720
Speaker 1: the Toronto Raptors and their counterpart in sports, the Toronto

2447
02:14:23,760 --> 02:14:26,800
Speaker 1: Blue Jays have a chance to win the World Series tonight.

2448
02:14:27,600 --> 02:14:30,720
Speaker 1: The Raptors are on the road. Their baseball countrymen are

2449
02:14:30,800 --> 02:14:33,440
Speaker 1: going to be there in Toronto in front of a

2450
02:14:33,600 --> 02:14:37,760
Speaker 1: home crowd where they can knock it all out. I

2451
02:14:37,840 --> 02:14:41,480
Speaker 1: think from the jump, the conventional wisdom was that, hey,

2452
02:14:41,520 --> 02:14:43,720
Speaker 1: good job, Blue Jays, but you have no chance of

2453
02:14:43,760 --> 02:14:48,000
Speaker 1: beating the Dodgers in the World Series. And they still

2454
02:14:48,080 --> 02:14:52,680
Speaker 1: might not, but we'll see what happened. They have a

2455
02:14:52,760 --> 02:14:55,360
Speaker 1: good chance of more two chances at winning this thing.

2456
02:14:56,360 --> 02:15:00,240
Speaker 1: When Michael Longfellow was in here earlier, you had played

2457
02:15:00,280 --> 02:15:01,960
Speaker 1: a commercial or something. It must have been an iHeart

2458
02:15:02,120 --> 02:15:04,400
Speaker 1: thing and it was like the Dodgers are headed to

2459
02:15:04,440 --> 02:15:05,000
Speaker 1: the World Series.

2460
02:15:05,000 --> 02:15:07,120
Speaker 10: And he looked at me went and he gave me

2461
02:15:07,320 --> 02:15:09,360
Speaker 10: the huge thumbs down, and I pointed at you, and

2462
02:15:09,440 --> 02:15:10,840
Speaker 10: I was like, he's a big Blue Jays guy.

2463
02:15:10,880 --> 02:15:12,920
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh thank god. He's like, I can't

2464
02:15:13,000 --> 02:15:19,240
Speaker 1: play hate the Dodgers. Yeah. Speaking of Michael Longfellow, who

2465
02:15:19,400 --> 02:15:21,880
Speaker 1: is of course a Saturday Night Live alummies in here

2466
02:15:21,880 --> 02:15:23,720
Speaker 1: a little earlier. If you missed that convo, he's a

2467
02:15:23,760 --> 02:15:26,880
Speaker 1: funny dude. You can hear it on the on the app.

2468
02:15:28,600 --> 02:15:31,040
Speaker 1: I heard from a couple who are going to his

2469
02:15:31,320 --> 02:15:33,760
Speaker 1: nine to forty five show, The Late Show tomorrow night

2470
02:15:34,080 --> 02:15:39,680
Speaker 1: for their first anniversary. Oh awesome, Lauren and Tate. Happy anniversary,

2471
02:15:39,840 --> 02:15:45,280
Speaker 1: Lauren and Taint Tate. Oh sorry, was one of those

2472
02:15:45,320 --> 02:15:48,800
Speaker 1: pet names. No, I know, like Tate McCrae. Yeah, yeah, now,

2473
02:15:49,720 --> 02:15:55,560
Speaker 1: Lauren and Tate is what she spelled out. Happy anniversary. Now.

2474
02:15:55,680 --> 02:15:58,240
Speaker 1: I don't know if Tate is a guy or a girl.

2475
02:15:59,360 --> 02:16:02,040
Speaker 1: I reflect of like, think a guy, because Tate, I

2476
02:16:02,080 --> 02:16:04,480
Speaker 1: think traditionally has been a guy, say Lauren, but I

2477
02:16:04,560 --> 02:16:07,840
Speaker 1: can well Lauren, I take as written that's I can't

2478
02:16:07,880 --> 02:16:10,440
Speaker 1: imagine a guy named Lauren, but as it's spelled. You

2479
02:16:10,520 --> 02:16:12,200
Speaker 1: know who knows. I went to high school with a

2480
02:16:12,280 --> 02:16:15,080
Speaker 1: kid named Lauren. Lauren or Lauren l O R l

2481
02:16:15,080 --> 02:16:17,240
Speaker 1: O r e N. Yeah, okay, Lauren. Well this is

2482
02:16:17,400 --> 02:16:18,960
Speaker 1: l a U r e N like our car. So

2483
02:16:19,040 --> 02:16:22,040
Speaker 1: that's Laura. That's I think that's a girl. Nevertheless, I

2484
02:16:22,360 --> 02:16:24,400
Speaker 1: taint is the guy. Taint is the guy. I don't

2485
02:16:24,440 --> 02:16:30,200
Speaker 1: like to assume anything, but I will assume that that

2486
02:16:30,520 --> 02:16:37,640
Speaker 1: is a husband and wife. Taint hm hm. Kim Kardashian

2487
02:16:37,720 --> 02:16:39,879
Speaker 1: does not think that the moon landing happened.

2488
02:16:40,360 --> 02:16:44,680
Speaker 10: Now, So dude, I'm happy you're bringing this up because

2489
02:16:45,320 --> 02:16:47,760
Speaker 10: how many times have I said this. I heard her

2490
02:16:47,840 --> 02:16:50,800
Speaker 10: say it and I'm like, she sounds crazy, and I'm like,

2491
02:16:50,920 --> 02:16:52,720
Speaker 10: oh god, damn it, that's what I sound like when

2492
02:16:52,760 --> 02:16:55,680
Speaker 10: I say you've said that you could see, Yeah, the

2493
02:16:55,760 --> 02:16:56,840
Speaker 10: moon landing was faked.

2494
02:16:56,879 --> 02:16:57,600
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't.

2495
02:16:57,640 --> 02:17:00,480
Speaker 10: I don't necessarily think that it was, but I think

2496
02:17:00,520 --> 02:17:02,480
Speaker 10: it could have been. And then I listened to her

2497
02:17:02,560 --> 02:17:03,920
Speaker 10: say it, and I'm like, Okay, I can't never say

2498
02:17:03,959 --> 02:17:06,279
Speaker 10: that again, Well, but my sounds crazy. Yeah, but anything

2499
02:17:06,360 --> 02:17:07,119
Speaker 10: could be faked.

2500
02:17:08,240 --> 02:17:13,040
Speaker 1: But there is the copious decades amount of information the

2501
02:17:13,200 --> 02:17:17,120
Speaker 1: debunks the conspiracy theory that the moon landing was faked.

2502
02:17:18,160 --> 02:17:20,640
Speaker 1: You know, buzz Aldrin's wife just died, his third or

2503
02:17:20,720 --> 02:17:26,080
Speaker 1: fourth wife. He's ninety two. His wife was sixty six

2504
02:17:26,480 --> 02:17:30,400
Speaker 1: and she had cancer. A German woman I think, who

2505
02:17:30,560 --> 02:17:35,000
Speaker 1: was accomplished in her own right, and he is. And

2506
02:17:35,120 --> 02:17:37,640
Speaker 1: the reason I mentioned this is because that is the

2507
02:17:37,720 --> 02:17:40,960
Speaker 1: crux of Kim Kardashian's argument that buzz Aldrin has said

2508
02:17:41,000 --> 02:17:44,400
Speaker 1: in interviews that it didn't happen. Except buzz Aldrin is

2509
02:17:44,440 --> 02:17:49,440
Speaker 1: also famously a drunk, as a lot of those guys are.

2510
02:17:49,680 --> 02:17:53,320
Speaker 1: When you hit Terra Firma again after being in space,

2511
02:17:53,800 --> 02:17:56,800
Speaker 1: how does anything matter? You're back here doing mundane crap

2512
02:17:56,920 --> 02:17:59,400
Speaker 1: like going grocery shopping. Hell's yes, you are going to

2513
02:17:59,400 --> 02:18:04,480
Speaker 1: become an alcohol just to deal with it. Well, I'll

2514
02:18:04,480 --> 02:18:06,480
Speaker 1: play the video here. She is in a show called

2515
02:18:06,600 --> 02:18:11,640
Speaker 1: All's Fair where she plays a lawyer in the midst

2516
02:18:11,680 --> 02:18:14,840
Speaker 1: of like a high powered female law firm, and Sarah

2517
02:18:14,920 --> 02:18:20,440
Speaker 1: Paulson is another one of the actresses. Glenn Close, she

2518
02:18:20,520 --> 02:18:22,560
Speaker 1: played a lawyer in a show called Damages many years ago.

2519
02:18:22,640 --> 02:18:25,160
Speaker 1: She's back on this show. I don't know if Nissi

2520
02:18:25,280 --> 02:18:27,840
Speaker 1: Nash is in this or what, but Kim Kardashian's in

2521
02:18:28,000 --> 02:18:32,920
Speaker 1: real life. Kim Kardashian is also ready to become a lawyer.

2522
02:18:34,600 --> 02:18:38,000
Speaker 1: I'm sending you, like so far a million articles interviews

2523
02:18:38,080 --> 02:18:40,520
Speaker 1: with both Buzz Aldrin and this is a clip from

2524
02:18:42,000 --> 02:18:45,040
Speaker 1: the Kardashian show, right like a behind the scenes thing

2525
02:18:45,120 --> 02:18:48,840
Speaker 1: because she's been shooting this show with Sarah Paulson. Who man,

2526
02:18:48,920 --> 02:18:51,320
Speaker 1: Sarah Paulson. You want to talk about a chameleon of

2527
02:18:51,360 --> 02:18:53,920
Speaker 1: an actor. You can see her in some shows and

2528
02:18:54,040 --> 02:18:56,640
Speaker 1: they dress her way down and you're like, okay, she's

2529
02:18:56,720 --> 02:19:00,480
Speaker 1: fully glammed up here. There are jugs right on her. Yes,

2530
02:19:00,560 --> 02:19:04,320
Speaker 1: she looks great. Yes, the other one do it? Miss

2531
02:19:04,400 --> 02:19:06,320
Speaker 1: Gross's what was the scariest moment?

2532
02:19:06,520 --> 02:19:08,960
Speaker 22: And he goes, there was no scary moment because it

2533
02:19:09,040 --> 02:19:09,640
Speaker 22: didn't happen.

2534
02:19:09,920 --> 02:19:12,280
Speaker 1: It could have been scary anything, but it wasn't because

2535
02:19:12,280 --> 02:19:14,520
Speaker 1: it didn't happen. So he's gotten old and now he

2536
02:19:14,680 --> 02:19:20,320
Speaker 1: like slurs on, yeah, so I think it didn't happen.

2537
02:19:21,560 --> 02:19:24,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to go on a massive deep live I'm

2538
02:19:24,920 --> 02:19:26,760
Speaker 1: going to go on the serious deep dive. I sent

2539
02:19:26,840 --> 02:19:33,720
Speaker 1: her conspiracies all the time. Sarah Paulson is being diplomatic

2540
02:19:33,760 --> 02:19:36,320
Speaker 1: about it, like, oh, okay, I'm gonna put him gay

2541
02:19:36,360 --> 02:19:37,880
Speaker 1: in real life. By the way, Sarah Paulson is in

2542
02:19:37,959 --> 02:19:42,240
Speaker 1: a long time relationship with Holland Taylor, who is many

2543
02:19:42,360 --> 02:19:44,200
Speaker 1: years her senior. She was the mom on two and

2544
02:19:44,200 --> 02:19:48,800
Speaker 1: a half Men. Congratulations to Holland Taylor for those are

2545
02:19:48,840 --> 02:19:50,880
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Good easy gets to hang out with

2546
02:19:51,040 --> 02:19:57,200
Speaker 1: Wow and Kim Kardashian, one of the foxiest women on

2547
02:19:57,280 --> 02:20:01,280
Speaker 1: the planet. I don't care what she's says. I don't

2548
02:20:01,320 --> 02:20:04,040
Speaker 1: care if she thinks the moon landing was faked. She's

2549
02:20:04,120 --> 02:20:08,840
Speaker 1: doing reality television, so she, you know, doesn't mean that

2550
02:20:08,879 --> 02:20:13,960
Speaker 1: what she says is what she thinks. But listen, you

2551
02:20:14,040 --> 02:20:15,880
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna go meta on you, Rob, you

2552
02:20:15,920 --> 02:20:18,720
Speaker 1: have gonna go meta on you. Sure. I think the

2553
02:20:18,800 --> 02:20:24,000
Speaker 1: movie Capricorn One was faked. How do you like that?

2554
02:20:26,040 --> 02:20:28,600
Speaker 1: Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. I think

2555
02:20:28,680 --> 02:20:31,160
Speaker 1: that whole movie was faked. Capricorn One, for those of

2556
02:20:31,200 --> 02:20:33,760
Speaker 1: you who might be too young to remember, was a

2557
02:20:34,720 --> 02:20:38,959
Speaker 1: thriller in the seventies that starred among other people because

2558
02:20:39,000 --> 02:20:43,240
Speaker 1: it was a stacked cast one Arenthal, James Simpson when

2559
02:20:43,240 --> 02:20:46,120
Speaker 1: he was trying to get his acting career off the ground,

2560
02:20:46,480 --> 02:20:50,880
Speaker 1: and it was about a mission to Mars that they

2561
02:20:50,920 --> 02:20:53,400
Speaker 1: have to abort last minute, but there's so much riding

2562
02:20:53,480 --> 02:20:56,560
Speaker 1: on it that they decide to fake it in a studio,

2563
02:20:58,040 --> 02:21:00,040
Speaker 1: and so it's a conspiracy film. They were all a

2564
02:21:00,120 --> 02:21:02,560
Speaker 1: lot of those in the seventies because it was post Watergate.

2565
02:21:02,680 --> 02:21:06,840
Speaker 1: So you know, your your your cinema follows your pop

2566
02:21:06,920 --> 02:21:10,040
Speaker 1: culture or follows what's going on in the culture. So

2567
02:21:10,280 --> 02:21:12,800
Speaker 1: seventies were full of all kinds of paranoid thrillers because

2568
02:21:12,800 --> 02:21:18,880
Speaker 1: it was Postwatergate. Nobody trusted anybody and an amazing did

2569
02:21:18,920 --> 02:21:20,440
Speaker 1: you ever see Capricorn one? Do you know the movie

2570
02:21:20,440 --> 02:21:22,280
Speaker 1: I'm talking about? No, but what you meant? This is

2571
02:21:22,320 --> 02:21:24,440
Speaker 1: one of my favorite movies. I mean I was a

2572
02:21:24,560 --> 02:21:26,760
Speaker 1: kid kid when it came out, but it was on cable,

2573
02:21:27,080 --> 02:21:30,560
Speaker 1: you know, many years later. I love this movie. It's

2574
02:21:30,640 --> 02:21:35,680
Speaker 1: Elliott Gould and it's Jimmy Browlin and Sam Waterson and

2575
02:21:36,320 --> 02:21:42,680
Speaker 1: Oj Simpson and Hal Wholebrook, the late Great hell Holebrook

2576
02:21:43,360 --> 02:21:48,039
Speaker 1: just top to bottom Dynamite, Taly Savalis is in this movie.

2577
02:21:48,280 --> 02:21:52,800
Speaker 1: He was Kojack anyway, who loves Your Baby? But the

2578
02:21:52,879 --> 02:21:55,320
Speaker 1: premise of the movie is, obviously these three astronauts are

2579
02:21:55,400 --> 02:21:57,760
Speaker 1: soon on the run because they're trying to keep them

2580
02:21:57,920 --> 02:21:59,680
Speaker 1: quiet because one of them gets a B in his

2581
02:21:59,720 --> 02:22:05,160
Speaker 1: bomb and says, I got to tell people, and the

2582
02:22:05,200 --> 02:22:09,040
Speaker 1: government comes after them. Under duress. They tell these guys

2583
02:22:09,120 --> 02:22:12,360
Speaker 1: that they're going to fake this Mars landing. I don't

2584
02:22:12,360 --> 02:22:14,840
Speaker 1: remember how it ends. I should watch it again. It

2585
02:22:14,959 --> 02:22:20,080
Speaker 1: was a mild success, made some money, but I believe

2586
02:22:20,200 --> 02:22:23,000
Speaker 1: rob that that movie was faked. I don't think any

2587
02:22:23,160 --> 02:22:24,200
Speaker 1: of that movie happened.

2588
02:22:24,800 --> 02:22:29,279
Speaker 10: Just lobbing that out there for conversations, Yeah, yeah, take that. O. J. Simpson,

2589
02:22:29,520 --> 02:22:31,960
Speaker 10: How do you like them apples? What are you gonna

2590
02:22:31,959 --> 02:22:32,360
Speaker 10: tell me next?

2591
02:22:32,400 --> 02:22:34,080
Speaker 1: You think it was fake? When he went flying down

2592
02:22:34,120 --> 02:22:36,840
Speaker 1: the stairs as what's his name in the Naked Gun?

2593
02:22:38,280 --> 02:22:38,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

2594
02:22:40,959 --> 02:22:41,160
Speaker 11: Yeah.

2595
02:22:41,280 --> 02:22:44,680
Speaker 1: His roles really dried up after the double murder, didn't they. Yeah?

2596
02:22:44,680 --> 02:22:48,119
Speaker 1: I think that was it. I guess they didn't want

2597
02:22:48,120 --> 02:22:50,920
Speaker 1: to do anything with him after that because he had

2598
02:22:50,959 --> 02:22:56,040
Speaker 1: a pretty solid film career. I mean, he was in

2599
02:22:56,200 --> 02:22:59,160
Speaker 1: all three Naked Gun movies, and that third one was

2600
02:22:59,280 --> 02:23:05,440
Speaker 1: after he killed two people. Was it? Yeah, wasn't that

2601
02:23:05,560 --> 02:23:08,400
Speaker 1: ninety two? The OJ verdict. I don't think he was

2602
02:23:08,440 --> 02:23:10,720
Speaker 1: in anything after that. He was in The Naked Gun

2603
02:23:11,000 --> 02:23:14,119
Speaker 1: thirty three, and the third came out in nineteen ninety four,

2604
02:23:14,320 --> 02:23:15,880
Speaker 1: so that would have been right before then, So that

2605
02:23:15,959 --> 02:23:18,840
Speaker 1: movie was probably in the can. Wasn't didn't? Oh was

2606
02:23:18,920 --> 02:23:20,800
Speaker 1: gonna happen in ninety four? Oh? Maybe you're right. I

2607
02:23:20,959 --> 02:23:24,360
Speaker 1: was thinking that it was. I was thinking that it

2608
02:23:24,720 --> 02:23:30,000
Speaker 1: was ninety two that that said. I want to say

2609
02:23:30,040 --> 02:23:32,280
Speaker 1: that that was You're probably right. They wouldn't put him

2610
02:23:32,280 --> 02:23:33,039
Speaker 1: in a movie.

2611
02:23:32,879 --> 02:23:35,800
Speaker 10: And there's no way. Yeah, nineteen ninety four murders of

2612
02:23:35,840 --> 02:23:38,400
Speaker 10: his expo. Oh okay, so then that's so that's what

2613
02:23:38,480 --> 02:23:41,000
Speaker 10: it was. That movie was already done in the canon, released.

2614
02:23:40,720 --> 02:23:47,800
Speaker 1: All right in the can? Yeah, heavy duties and dumps.

2615
02:23:49,240 --> 02:23:49,440
Speaker 7: Yeah.

2616
02:23:49,520 --> 02:23:51,160
Speaker 1: No, he was in a handful of movies, but he

2617
02:23:51,280 --> 02:23:56,080
Speaker 1: was in, uh he all the Naked Gun movies. He

2618
02:23:56,160 --> 02:23:58,080
Speaker 1: had a cameo, He had cameos and a bunch of

2619
02:23:58,160 --> 02:24:01,760
Speaker 1: things too. He was in Roots, he was in Yeah,

2620
02:24:01,800 --> 02:24:04,240
Speaker 1: he was in a couple of those, like you know,

2621
02:24:04,760 --> 02:24:06,959
Speaker 1: conspiracy thriller, disaster films.

2622
02:24:07,040 --> 02:24:07,160
Speaker 14: Right.

2623
02:24:07,200 --> 02:24:09,520
Speaker 1: They put him in the Towering Inferno and the Cassendra

2624
02:24:09,720 --> 02:24:14,080
Speaker 1: Crossing and all those kinds of movies. So he was

2625
02:24:15,160 --> 02:24:20,240
Speaker 1: an aspiring actor. But anyway, Capricorn won to me. I know,

2626
02:24:20,320 --> 02:24:22,760
Speaker 1: people like him a naked gun. To me, the high

2627
02:24:22,800 --> 02:24:25,360
Speaker 1: watermark was a Capricorn one. It's the best shot he

2628
02:24:25,480 --> 02:24:27,480
Speaker 1: had to be taken seriously as a dramatic actor.

2629
02:24:27,600 --> 02:24:31,200
Speaker 10: I think his best acting ever of anything he ever

2630
02:24:31,280 --> 02:24:33,160
Speaker 10: did was when he tried to squeeze his hand into

2631
02:24:33,200 --> 02:24:35,120
Speaker 10: that glove during the trial.

2632
02:24:35,280 --> 02:24:36,039
Speaker 1: That was pretty good.

2633
02:24:36,240 --> 02:24:38,680
Speaker 10: Pretended the good don't fit, you must have quit, and

2634
02:24:38,720 --> 02:24:41,600
Speaker 10: he's doing like everybody puts a glove on with their

2635
02:24:41,680 --> 02:24:43,200
Speaker 10: fingers as spread out as he did.

2636
02:24:43,520 --> 02:24:46,879
Speaker 1: Damn thing don't fit. Yeah, well he wasn't a bright man,

2637
02:24:46,959 --> 02:24:49,120
Speaker 1: so as Johnny Cochran, going, make sure you do this,

2638
02:24:49,600 --> 02:24:52,200
Speaker 1: make sure you do this. Oh, I know one way

2639
02:24:52,240 --> 02:24:55,640
Speaker 1: they give you that glove. But somehow it worked, somehow

2640
02:24:55,760 --> 02:24:57,640
Speaker 1: that worked. Well, you know what we used to say

2641
02:24:57,640 --> 02:25:03,560
Speaker 1: in high school, rob no glove, no love, This glove

2642
02:25:03,640 --> 02:25:08,760
Speaker 1: don't fit. Well, here's a magnum. Alan wasn't buzz Aldron

2643
02:25:08,959 --> 02:25:11,920
Speaker 1: punching people who said the moon landing was fake. That's

2644
02:25:11,959 --> 02:25:14,880
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yes, after some dude in the street. Yeah,

2645
02:25:14,959 --> 02:25:17,680
Speaker 1: so he's always out there. Listen, if anybody has any

2646
02:25:17,760 --> 02:25:19,960
Speaker 1: reason to punch somebody in the mouth for saying that

2647
02:25:20,080 --> 02:25:23,360
Speaker 1: the moon landing was fake, it's Michael Collins. He didn't

2648
02:25:23,360 --> 02:25:25,400
Speaker 1: even get to go down air. He had a orbit

2649
02:25:25,440 --> 02:25:27,640
Speaker 1: the goddamn thing, right, He's like, looking down there, that

2650
02:25:27,800 --> 02:25:31,440
Speaker 1: looks pretty cool. Neil Armstrong gets to say all the

2651
02:25:31,520 --> 02:25:34,640
Speaker 1: fun stuff. Hang on, I'll be back in a couple hours.

2652
02:25:34,720 --> 02:25:38,560
Speaker 1: I'm just up here. I'll just take care of business.

2653
02:25:38,920 --> 02:25:41,320
Speaker 1: I go around this thing again and just wait boit.

2654
02:25:41,600 --> 02:25:45,800
Speaker 1: People guys here right, there is a contingent of our

2655
02:25:45,879 --> 02:25:49,520
Speaker 1: audience who gets in a blue hot heat when I

2656
02:25:49,680 --> 02:25:54,160
Speaker 1: say that. I think Kim Kardashian is crazy hot, and

2657
02:25:54,240 --> 02:25:57,480
Speaker 1: I think some people obviously there's a room for you

2658
02:25:57,560 --> 02:25:59,720
Speaker 1: to legitimately not think she's pretty. But I wonder if

2659
02:25:59,720 --> 02:26:03,200
Speaker 1: some people's perception of her clouds that judgment. I think

2660
02:26:03,280 --> 02:26:06,640
Speaker 1: she's pretty, I think she's gore. I mean that to me,

2661
02:26:07,040 --> 02:26:12,240
Speaker 1: is the best example of what money Well spent on

2662
02:26:12,400 --> 02:26:16,480
Speaker 1: cosmetic surgery is. Yeah, there's not a there's not a

2663
02:26:16,680 --> 02:26:18,199
Speaker 1: centimeter out of place.

2664
02:26:18,080 --> 02:26:20,560
Speaker 10: On Well, right, But there's also a centimeter not a

2665
02:26:20,640 --> 02:26:23,000
Speaker 10: centimeter that's real, and I think that's part of what

2666
02:26:23,120 --> 02:26:24,160
Speaker 10: people don't like about her.

2667
02:26:24,200 --> 02:26:27,560
Speaker 1: I listen, all right, but that ship is sailed most beautiful.

2668
02:26:27,640 --> 02:26:29,920
Speaker 1: I mean even the women that you think are naturally

2669
02:26:30,200 --> 02:26:32,040
Speaker 1: endowed are going to tell you if you were to

2670
02:26:32,080 --> 02:26:34,160
Speaker 1: get them at a party, Oh I had this, done this, done.

2671
02:26:34,040 --> 02:26:39,360
Speaker 10: This, then I think she's beautiful. I struggle with their

2672
02:26:39,520 --> 02:26:43,520
Speaker 10: celebrity and that makes me not like them. That's everyone

2673
02:26:43,600 --> 02:26:45,879
Speaker 10: that ship sailed too. Oh, I know, but I can't

2674
02:26:45,959 --> 02:26:48,560
Speaker 10: help myself, Like, if there was no Robert Kardashian, there

2675
02:26:48,600 --> 02:26:50,640
Speaker 10: wouldn't be them who.

2676
02:26:50,720 --> 02:26:53,199
Speaker 1: You want to talk about OJ, and that's why they're famous, correct.

2677
02:26:53,440 --> 02:26:56,360
Speaker 10: And then she's famous because she got drilled in a

2678
02:26:56,440 --> 02:26:59,600
Speaker 10: sex tape that they helped release like that. But that's

2679
02:26:59,680 --> 02:27:03,240
Speaker 10: really not ass not great when you're involved in your

2680
02:27:03,280 --> 02:27:06,520
Speaker 10: own sex tape, your mom helping, like, it's all weird, man.

2681
02:27:06,680 --> 02:27:10,520
Speaker 1: But I've always kind of taken umbrage with the notion

2682
02:27:11,400 --> 02:27:13,640
Speaker 1: that there is a right way to get famous.

2683
02:27:15,400 --> 02:27:16,080
Speaker 5: Is there?

2684
02:27:16,240 --> 02:27:19,200
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think? I mean famous fame is agnostic, right,

2685
02:27:19,440 --> 02:27:21,960
Speaker 1: Fame doesn't. It's like money, Money doesn't know how you

2686
02:27:22,040 --> 02:27:25,480
Speaker 1: made it, right, there's blood money. The money doesn't know

2687
02:27:25,520 --> 02:27:27,760
Speaker 1: where it came from, and the fame doesn't know where

2688
02:27:27,800 --> 02:27:30,760
Speaker 1: it came from. You are famous. You can't become unfamous,

2689
02:27:31,280 --> 02:27:33,880
Speaker 1: noem less famous, you can't become unfamous. I thought of

2690
02:27:33,920 --> 02:27:37,480
Speaker 1: his kind of you know, it's like the universe fame

2691
02:27:37,600 --> 02:27:39,800
Speaker 1: is indifferent to you. It doesn't care how you get it.

2692
02:27:40,640 --> 02:27:42,960
Speaker 1: And why should we? Why do Why is there a

2693
02:27:43,240 --> 02:27:44,960
Speaker 1: right way to get famous? I don't know.

2694
02:27:45,080 --> 02:27:49,480
Speaker 10: I just think to me, that just feels so gross.

2695
02:27:49,600 --> 02:27:51,400
Speaker 10: And it's not that they had a sex tape come out.

2696
02:27:51,440 --> 02:27:54,880
Speaker 10: That happens to people, you know, whether people are involved

2697
02:27:54,920 --> 02:27:56,480
Speaker 10: in it or not. There's always going to be up

2698
02:27:56,520 --> 02:27:58,520
Speaker 10: for debate where Pam and Tommy in the know when

2699
02:27:58,560 --> 02:28:04,480
Speaker 10: that take right. Hers just felt so vile to me,

2700
02:28:04,600 --> 02:28:06,280
Speaker 10: in the sense that they were involved in it from

2701
02:28:06,280 --> 02:28:08,440
Speaker 10: the beginning and the mother was pushing it like that

2702
02:28:08,800 --> 02:28:10,320
Speaker 10: is just gross.

2703
02:28:11,680 --> 02:28:14,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I understand there's a moral issue, which I

2704
02:28:14,520 --> 02:28:16,360
Speaker 1: think is what it's a moral thing, but also like

2705
02:28:16,440 --> 02:28:17,080
Speaker 1: what are you doing?

2706
02:28:17,240 --> 02:28:20,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, but also like like you're gonna put a movie

2707
02:28:20,400 --> 02:28:22,120
Speaker 10: out of your daughter getting banged on it?

2708
02:28:22,280 --> 02:28:25,680
Speaker 1: Like you vivid? You really want to be famous?

2709
02:28:26,040 --> 02:28:29,360
Speaker 10: I guess, man, But I don't know. Maybe maybe that

2710
02:28:29,440 --> 02:28:30,959
Speaker 10: makes me approved, but I have to think.

2711
02:28:30,840 --> 02:28:33,240
Speaker 1: In their mind, they're like, Okay, here's a bunch of

2712
02:28:33,320 --> 02:28:36,440
Speaker 1: things we want to do, like legit stuff. How do

2713
02:28:36,560 --> 02:28:40,200
Speaker 1: we get there? What about a sex tape? Okay, might

2714
02:28:40,240 --> 02:28:42,080
Speaker 1: not have been choice one, but if it, you know,

2715
02:28:42,240 --> 02:28:44,960
Speaker 1: she was Paris Hilton's party pal before. She had all

2716
02:28:45,000 --> 02:28:45,520
Speaker 1: that work done.

2717
02:28:45,720 --> 02:28:48,080
Speaker 10: Great in the in the One Night in Paris film

2718
02:28:48,160 --> 02:28:51,280
Speaker 10: got plenty of use in my house, but I I

2719
02:28:51,400 --> 02:28:51,920
Speaker 10: never saw that.

2720
02:28:52,120 --> 02:28:54,360
Speaker 1: You never saw it. She way too bony for my taste.

2721
02:28:54,400 --> 02:28:56,320
Speaker 10: No, I'm not saying she isn't, but it was still

2722
02:28:56,680 --> 02:28:59,000
Speaker 10: still neat to see Paris Hilton doing what Paris Hilton

2723
02:28:59,120 --> 02:29:01,800
Speaker 10: was doing. No, but the Kim Kardashian thing just was,

2724
02:29:02,320 --> 02:29:03,880
Speaker 10: like I said, if it was just her and she

2725
02:29:04,040 --> 02:29:08,000
Speaker 10: was involved, it's one thing. But if you need fame

2726
02:29:08,200 --> 02:29:11,160
Speaker 10: and success that much that as a parent you're willing

2727
02:29:11,200 --> 02:29:14,360
Speaker 10: to push that out there, there's something wrong with you, period,

2728
02:29:15,120 --> 02:29:16,960
Speaker 10: And I'll never be able to like look past that.

2729
02:29:17,120 --> 02:29:19,640
Speaker 10: So when I look at them, that's all I see.

2730
02:29:19,680 --> 02:29:22,760
Speaker 10: So the keeping up with the Kardashians, the Chloe, the whatever,

2731
02:29:22,800 --> 02:29:26,560
Speaker 10: the other one's name Courtney Courtney, it's great, and you

2732
02:29:26,600 --> 02:29:28,200
Speaker 10: could see that one of them is a self made

2733
02:29:28,240 --> 02:29:30,600
Speaker 10: billionaire because they started a cosmetic company.

2734
02:29:30,640 --> 02:29:31,800
Speaker 1: I don't know which one that good.

2735
02:29:31,879 --> 02:29:33,920
Speaker 10: They've all done great things with the money they had,

2736
02:29:34,720 --> 02:29:39,640
Speaker 10: but I really really struggle with any of them being

2737
02:29:39,760 --> 02:29:42,039
Speaker 10: what they are because of where it started and how

2738
02:29:42,120 --> 02:29:45,200
Speaker 10: they got it. It's just very gross to me.

2739
02:29:45,959 --> 02:29:50,880
Speaker 19: Hey, Alan, Rob listen of podcasts. You were talking about

2740
02:29:51,000 --> 02:29:54,360
Speaker 19: slag and I'm forty four years old and I have

2741
02:29:54,560 --> 02:29:56,640
Speaker 19: a seventeen year old all the way down to a

2742
02:29:56,680 --> 02:30:01,879
Speaker 19: ten month old, and wo to use it being goofy

2743
02:30:02,000 --> 02:30:04,240
Speaker 19: and things like that. And I get eye rolls too.

2744
02:30:04,800 --> 02:30:08,680
Speaker 19: But my only problem is the only place that I've

2745
02:30:08,760 --> 02:30:12,360
Speaker 19: learned my new slang is from you guys, which are

2746
02:30:12,440 --> 02:30:13,000
Speaker 19: older than me.

2747
02:30:13,560 --> 02:30:18,080
Speaker 1: What do I do here? He's forty four, he's getting

2748
02:30:18,200 --> 02:30:22,640
Speaker 1: his slang so he can keep up with his kids

2749
02:30:23,240 --> 02:30:26,920
Speaker 1: from us. That's uh, that is some low key riz, right,

2750
02:30:27,040 --> 02:30:29,400
Speaker 1: that is some low key risk. I think I think

2751
02:30:29,480 --> 02:30:32,520
Speaker 1: there's probably a better way to do it, you know

2752
02:30:32,560 --> 02:30:32,880
Speaker 1: what I mean.

2753
02:30:33,120 --> 02:30:38,160
Speaker 10: I'm thinking you could probably get a little bit I

2754
02:30:38,240 --> 02:30:40,840
Speaker 10: don't know, you know, maybe jump on a website or do.

2755
02:30:42,760 --> 02:30:46,360
Speaker 1: Coming from us, Alan, that's the listen, that's smart. You

2756
02:30:46,440 --> 02:30:49,440
Speaker 1: don't know where all of your amazing information is going

2757
02:30:49,520 --> 02:30:52,240
Speaker 1: to come from. I mean, we're good, we're good, we're good,

2758
02:30:52,640 --> 02:30:55,640
Speaker 1: We're not nothing sus about us, Rob. I mean, we

2759
02:30:55,720 --> 02:30:58,240
Speaker 1: really want to be his alpha. I don't want to

2760
02:30:58,280 --> 02:31:02,080
Speaker 1: be his sigma. That's true. I mean I surely don't

2761
02:31:02,080 --> 02:31:06,880
Speaker 1: want to be as bit. Listen, when we're not here,

2762
02:31:07,080 --> 02:31:10,720
Speaker 1: we're at home installing skibbitty toilets, and I'm just worried.

2763
02:31:10,800 --> 02:31:13,720
Speaker 10: I'm worried that getting everything from us is going to

2764
02:31:13,800 --> 02:31:15,920
Speaker 10: just make him chopped in his kid's eyes. I understand,

2765
02:31:15,959 --> 02:31:18,080
Speaker 10: you know what I mean, I just stand same. I

2766
02:31:18,160 --> 02:31:21,560
Speaker 10: don't know if it's going to be I'm not saying

2767
02:31:21,560 --> 02:31:26,400
Speaker 10: it's terrible. I'm saying it's terrible, but well, it'd be careful,

2768
02:31:26,560 --> 02:31:29,120
Speaker 10: that's what he's saying. He's like, what should I do

2769
02:31:29,240 --> 02:31:33,560
Speaker 10: about this? I'm like, I don't know, Well, how old

2770
02:31:33,600 --> 02:31:33,720
Speaker 10: do you?

2771
02:31:33,760 --> 02:31:36,039
Speaker 1: Says all this was seventeen seventeen, and then he has

2772
02:31:36,120 --> 02:31:37,960
Speaker 1: like a real little one, you're not going to teach

2773
02:31:38,040 --> 02:31:39,440
Speaker 1: the little one slang, So.

2774
02:31:39,520 --> 02:31:41,800
Speaker 10: He probably if he wants to score points with the

2775
02:31:41,879 --> 02:31:45,160
Speaker 10: seventeen year old, he probably should just like, if he

2776
02:31:45,280 --> 02:31:48,879
Speaker 10: wants to keep it cool and not look like he's

2777
02:31:48,920 --> 02:31:51,200
Speaker 10: trying too hard, he should just launch a gat out

2778
02:31:51,280 --> 02:31:54,160
Speaker 10: there and just see what happens. Yeah, and if the

2779
02:31:54,240 --> 02:31:56,120
Speaker 10: seventeen year old picks up on the gat and goes, ah,

2780
02:31:56,200 --> 02:31:58,440
Speaker 10: Dad's pretty cool, like he knows what that means. That's

2781
02:31:58,720 --> 02:32:02,320
Speaker 10: probably that's a good launching point for him. That's your

2782
02:32:02,520 --> 02:32:04,600
Speaker 10: entree into the whole thing. I would say, I would say,

2783
02:32:04,680 --> 02:32:10,480
Speaker 10: be like Sea, get and just see what happens. And

2784
02:32:10,560 --> 02:32:12,520
Speaker 10: then I mean, listen, you gotta know what you're getting

2785
02:32:12,520 --> 02:32:17,440
Speaker 10: yourself into. Yeah, that means you know, girl, your ass, thick,

2786
02:32:18,640 --> 02:32:20,280
Speaker 10: bring your ass, bring your ass.

2787
02:32:21,040 --> 02:32:22,480
Speaker 1: So I think if he goes with that, it's a

2788
02:32:22,520 --> 02:32:26,720
Speaker 1: good it's a good thing to do for that age group. Welp,

2789
02:32:26,959 --> 02:32:30,200
Speaker 1: that keyword is the last gwop you're gonna get for

2790
02:32:30,320 --> 02:32:30,760
Speaker 1: this week.

2791
02:32:32,720 --> 02:32:34,560
Speaker 10: Now, I must leave you as the Brady bunch is

2792
02:32:34,600 --> 02:32:37,400
Speaker 10: on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

2793
02:32:39,520 --> 02:32:40,120
Speaker 1: Get out of here.

2794
02:32:41,160 --> 02:32:46,760
Speaker 15: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

2795
02:32:48,000 --> 02:32:53,560
Speaker 15: Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.

2796
02:32:54,959 --> 02:33:00,680
Speaker 15: Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

2797
02:33:01,879 --> 02:33:06,520
Speaker 15: One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is

2798
02:33:06,720 --> 02:33:07,520
Speaker 15: watching you.

2799
02:33:08,320 --> 02:33:10,560
Speaker 1: And on we all narratives.

2800
02:33:11,680 --> 02:33:18,039
Speaker 15: Remember Obedience page and when you watch that Davy screens,

2801
02:33:18,440 --> 02:33:24,880
Speaker 15: remember it works both ways. You disappear in a wink.

2802
02:33:26,200 --> 02:33:31,880
Speaker 15: Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.

2803
02:33:33,000 --> 02:33:35,160
Speaker 15: Big Brother is watching you.