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Speaker 1: I reported the news. This is this is going to

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Speaker 1: be awesome. I cannot wait for this. So President Trump

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Speaker 1: has announced that we are going to do this new

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Speaker 1: athletic competition called the Patriot Games. It's going to be

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Speaker 1: for high school athletes. I want to know, though, Let's

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Speaker 1: pretend that it's like for everyone, right, what could you

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Speaker 1: represent our country and best?

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Speaker 2: Eight hundred four O nine ninety three ninety three.

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Speaker 1: You can text in it ninety seven seven two zero,

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Speaker 1: But what can you do that would represent the country

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Speaker 1: the best? So I want to expand that out high

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Speaker 1: schoolers obviously I want you to call in right now,

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Speaker 1: but elementary school students, parents, people you know who don't

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Speaker 1: have kids, whoever, you human beings, I want you to

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Speaker 1: call in right now. Eight hundred four and nine ninety

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Speaker 1: three ninety three. And what is it for you?

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Speaker 2: Is it you know?

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Speaker 1: Are you a great video game player? Are you a

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Speaker 1: great board game player? Are you good at driving? Are

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Speaker 1: you excellent at carrying multiple items at publics and not

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Speaker 1: using a shopping cart?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: What is that talent that you believe you could represent

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Speaker 1: you know, Florida in the Patriot Games? As in one

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Speaker 1: more time, If you're wondering exactly what it is. Basically,

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Speaker 1: President Trump said, We're gonna have a game where all

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Speaker 1: fifty states plus US territories. We're gonna get two high

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Speaker 1: school students boy girl represent the state, compete in athletic events,

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Speaker 1: will have a winner two hundred and fiftieth birthday shout

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Speaker 1: out to America.

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Speaker 4: I would say Joe for me, probably like jump rope, Durrance.

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Speaker 4: I think I would be one of the top Americans

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Speaker 4: at that because I do it all a long. Can

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Speaker 4: you jump rope? I mean, I would say, I mean

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Speaker 4: I do it for about an hour a day, but

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Speaker 4: I don't do it like continuously straight, Like I'll do

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Speaker 4: it for five minutes, and then I'll take like a

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Speaker 4: minute break, do it for five minutes, take a minute break.

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Speaker 4: I could if we're prepared for competition. I mean, I

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Speaker 4: don't know. I would say, at least an hour.

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Speaker 2: You think you can?

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Speaker 4: I think I could do it for at least an

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Speaker 4: hour straight. Yeah, I'm eager to see. I wonder what

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Speaker 4: you would do though, me? Yeah, you what would you do?

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Speaker 5: In the fall, we will host the first ever Patriot

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Speaker 5: Games and unprecedented four day athletic event featuring the greatest

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Speaker 5: high school athletes, one young man and one young woman

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Speaker 5: from each state and territory.

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Speaker 1: But I promised it will in the fall the clip

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Speaker 1: And what did he promise? Did he promise that he's

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Speaker 1: gonna allow me to welcome in criminals? I mean, Florida

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Speaker 1: wins If we do that, what would I do? I honestly,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. No, I don't really have any like

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Speaker 1: talents per se.

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Speaker 2: Your solid Fortnite player esports are a thing you're better

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Speaker 2: than me? WHOA, I can't even do that. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm just a guy who's like decent at things,

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Speaker 1: like decent at many things, master of none.

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Speaker 2: Hey Joe Joe, what up, Joe Joe? You say that

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Speaker 2: you could do archery or airsoft?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, as far as the Patriot Games go,

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Speaker 6: I would think that's where we would go forwards. I

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Speaker 6: mean when I was when I was younger, I started

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Speaker 6: with rifles reloading shells, and I shot the dog groups

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Speaker 6: out of out of guns all the time, and I

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Speaker 6: got bored with them, and I finally switched over to archery,

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Speaker 6: and I'd go into my tournaments all the time against

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Speaker 6: the bolts and they would come out losing all their

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Speaker 6: arrows and with me having to buy my arrows with

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Speaker 6: my allowance. You know, I came out losing three arrows,

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Speaker 6: and I was upset because that was three weeks worth

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Speaker 6: of allowance. So I pried myself on my ability to

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Speaker 6: be able to hunt and protect true.

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Speaker 1: Or false archery. You got to know how to breathe

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Speaker 1: to do it true or false.

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Speaker 6: True?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, see, I'm telling you.

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Speaker 6: I'm Joe.

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Speaker 4: What what what stopped you from qualifying for the Olympics.

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Speaker 6: Uh, well, the same thing has stopped me from getting

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Speaker 6: in the army. My background?

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Speaker 4: Are you the criminal?

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't say that. I might be habitual lives for

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Speaker 6: driving on a suspended license, But you.

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Speaker 1: Go, Joe, what last question? You know two hundred and

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Speaker 1: fiftieth birthday for America the Patriot Games. It's for high

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Speaker 1: school students. What do you think about it? If we

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Speaker 1: expanded out we did the American Criminal Games where we had, uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, two criminals from each state and US territory

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Speaker 1: compete for their freedom.

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Speaker 6: Man, I would think the USA would definitely win.

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Speaker 2: Well, of course.

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Speaker 1: You're the best, Joe. Good morning, good morning. This is

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Speaker 1: a talent. What what would you represent Florida in in

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Speaker 1: our Patriot Games.

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Speaker 7: Dropping the most F bombs in a short amount of time.

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Speaker 2: And you know what, I like that. I like that.

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Speaker 2: And thank you for censering yourself to Tammy. Yes, have you.

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Speaker 7: Ever I know what words I can't say?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever sworn on the show before?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 7: I know which words I'm not allowed to say.

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Speaker 2: Good.

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Speaker 7: I always I'll ask Terry, like, hey, can I say this?

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Speaker 2: I love it, Tammy.

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Speaker 1: Love being able to talk to you, and we'll talk

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Speaker 1: to you later. Adriana, Yes, good morning, h good morning.

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Speaker 1: You think ski ball? You could also in a candy

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Speaker 1: crush too?

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Speaker 3: Yes, and also complaining, oh yes it's a gift.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good for you. I like this a lot.

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Speaker 1: And uh, also, what do you think about my Criminal

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Speaker 1: games where we'll have two criminals representing each state and

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Speaker 1: they compete for their freedom?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm pretty sure that isn't that the storyline

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Speaker 3: of Hunger Games? Like almost, but I'm in it. I

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Speaker 3: like it. I mean I don't know if I could

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Speaker 3: for kid state, but yes, I like it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just like trying to think of a way

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Speaker 1: we can really represent Florida the best. And you know,

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Speaker 1: I just think that, like some of these Florida men

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Speaker 1: and women could really kick some other criminals.

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Speaker 4: But Adriana, you said you're a master complainer. What's your

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Speaker 4: like complaint ratio per hour?

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Speaker 3: Oh well, I mean I try to I try to

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Speaker 3: limit it, but I could I could go for hours.

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Speaker 3: I mean I think I really could. Yes, yes, I

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Speaker 3: would out complain anyone.

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Speaker 2: I like this. Well, thank you, Adriana. Lucas. Hi, I'm

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Speaker 2: calling in to talk about I'm the best at raging

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Speaker 2: at video games. Do you raise so you rage? Lucas?

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Speaker 2: Are you ten?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So here's the deal, Lucas, this is this is good stuff.

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Speaker 1: We can get you to start training for the Patriot

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Speaker 1: Games when you're in high school.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what are your thoughts on that? I'm I'm okay

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Speaker 2: with it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could represent Florida, maybe win a big cash prize.

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Speaker 1: I'll be your agent. Here's the deal. Okay, I won't

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Speaker 1: take a lot from you. Let me take seventy five

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Speaker 1: percent off the top. You get the other twenty five.

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Speaker 6: Thoughts on that, maybe you get twenty five and I get.

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Speaker 1: So many fun All right, fine, you drive a tough bargain.

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Speaker 1: How about this, you get forty percent. I get sixty percent.

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Speaker 6: How about we how about we we split it fifty

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Speaker 6: to fifty.

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Speaker 1: All right, I don't think about it. It kind of

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Speaker 1: liked that deal. It kind of liked that deal a lot.

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Speaker 2: Hey, uh, Lucas, what video games do you rage?

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Speaker 6: Fortnite?

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Speaker 2: Same? You can't play that, de Lulu. You'll get banned.

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Speaker 6: I can't even play because my mic doesn't work.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, thank goodness it doesn't. You'll be getting banned.

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Speaker 2: You got a lot of skins, Yeah, I think so.

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Speaker 6: I have over three hundred.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot. That's a lot of skins. Good for you.

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Speaker 1: Best skin.

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Speaker 6: Probably the gar clicks icon skin.

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Speaker 1: Okay, soid clear Lucas is like low key rich with

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Speaker 1: his skins. That's a nice thing. I'll take seventy off

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Speaker 1: the top. Thank you, Lucas. Yes, we'll talk to you later.

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Speaker 3: Okay, have a great.

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Speaker 2: This is good about the criminals. We're gonna get criminals.

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Speaker 1: But also I think if we get a stable of

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Speaker 1: young athletes, Jed, we could put the Joe Show on

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Speaker 1: the map with the Patriots game.

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Speaker 4: This could be either really good or really bad. This

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Speaker 4: reminds me of that one guy who the DuPont guy

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Speaker 4: who did that wrestling team Fox Catcher, and then he

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Speaker 4: ended up going into a fit of rage.

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Speaker 2: It was not good, but we could have no idea

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Speaker 2: what you're talking. Okay, that's fair, all right, okay,