Speaker 1: It's moo joe in the morning.
Speaker 2: So I kind of embarrassed doing this.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if there are any people that
Speaker 1: ever do this.
Speaker 2: But I got busted not going home yesterday, got the
Speaker 2: text saying, Hey, when are you coming home? And I
Speaker 2: text Chelsea back, I go, I'm gonna leave here at
Speaker 2: about like thirty or forty minutes, and it's.
Speaker 1: Like, okay, no problem.
Speaker 2: And then I ended up doing something that I do
Speaker 2: every now and again, and that is stop off at
Speaker 2: the strip club and have myself at a stake.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: No, I don't ever know, although yesterday we were talking
Speaker 2: about strip clubs and stuff like that, and it made
Speaker 2: me think to myself, who are the guys that just
Speaker 2: go to strip clubs randomly during the day, Like they
Speaker 2: go and they say they're eating and stuff. But my
Speaker 2: strip club is different. My strip club is the mall.
Speaker 2: I like to go to the mall sometimes, and I
Speaker 2: like to go like middle of the day on my
Speaker 2: way home from work. I like to get myself little
Speaker 2: food out of the food court, you know.
Speaker 1: So that's kind of.
Speaker 2: Usually well, usually I go to the Twelve Oaks Mall,
Speaker 2: so I'll go Taco Bell and I'll just get like myself.
Speaker 2: And I know it sounds weird to just say, because
Speaker 2: why would you go to Taco Bell? But everything else
Speaker 2: kind of has gluten in it, you know. Back in
Speaker 2: the day, I used to go to that you know,
Speaker 2: orange chicken on a stick. You give me step to
Speaker 2: get Taco Bell. I know, but I but I go
Speaker 2: shopping too. I go to the Apple Store and stuff
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, park my car up there right at
Speaker 2: the the you know area where the Apple Store is,
Speaker 2: and do a little walking around the mall, see the
Speaker 2: people over you know, Missus Fields or the Hot Topic,
Speaker 2: hang out and say hi to my friends at Hot Topic.
Speaker 2: So Chelsea goes, you're not on your way home. She
Speaker 2: notices because you got to find my on there, And uh,
Speaker 2: I used to get busted all the time, even before
Speaker 2: find my was on there where you could track and
Speaker 2: see where you're going. I get busted by the smell.
Speaker 2: So I'd come home and back in the day, we
Speaker 2: used to be closer to work, you know, like it
Speaker 2: was twelve minutes or something, and I would go through
Speaker 2: the drive through of McDonald's or go through the drive
Speaker 2: through sometimes at you know, Chipotle, and I would eat
Speaker 2: really quick, and then I would stop off at the
Speaker 2: shell station, which is right there by my house, and
Speaker 2: I'd dump the garbage in there, and then I'd come
Speaker 2: home and I'd give Chelsea a hug to say, hey, honey,
Speaker 2: had a great day to go. You smell like fries?
Speaker 1: Do you do that?
Speaker 2: I want to know if there are any listeners that
Speaker 2: do this. I want to know if you are the
Speaker 2: type of listener that you sneak after work and go somewhere.
Speaker 2: And where do you sneak to? Because there are other places.
Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be food. Alta might be one
Speaker 2: of those places.
Speaker 4: You know, you would never find me lying about going
Speaker 4: to TJ Max or home when whenever I tell Wes
Speaker 4: I'm running errands, he thinks it's legit, and now he
Speaker 4: knows it's it's so good TJX.
Speaker 2: I mean, Dad, if I if she knew you were no,
Speaker 2: if I said to her, I'm going to the mall,
Speaker 2: she would say, what do you need now? Like would
Speaker 2: be one of those things, but she would not No,
Speaker 2: she wouldn't care. But it was one of those things
Speaker 2: where I can't tell you what I was shamed about.
Speaker 2: I was shamed about because I got on the scale
Speaker 2: and I gained like five or six pounds, and I
Speaker 2: was shaming, and I told her, I said, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: start watching what I eat during the day, and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna make sure I just folk it because I'm you know,
Speaker 2: I've been really good.
Speaker 1: I've been losing weight and stuff.
Speaker 2: And then I realized, but I didn't want all of
Speaker 2: a sudden the day after I said I'm gonna watch
Speaker 2: what I eat, saying I'm going to the food court
Speaker 2: of the mall.
Speaker 5: Is it ever a situation where you know she might
Speaker 5: not like it, so you bring her something?
Speaker 1: Beat?
Speaker 2: If I do the drive through on the way home,
Speaker 2: what I'll do is I'll say I have a craving
Speaker 2: and she'll go, what do you have a craving for?
Speaker 1: And I'll tell her and she goes.
Speaker 2: I do too, like jumping on it because I feel
Speaker 2: like this softens the blow. Yeah, oh, you got to
Speaker 2: bring something home. But there's just so fun. Yeah, fat
Speaker 2: I honestly admission here, fat guy admission. Sometimes I would
Speaker 2: like to go eat before I eat, because then I
Speaker 2: eat less when I'm at home and it makes me
Speaker 2: look like I'm being good. So sometimes I actually, no, no,
Speaker 2: sometimes I'll go Chipotle three hard tacos. They do that,
Speaker 2: they give you the three they have three taco pack
Speaker 2: and I get three hard tacos. I'll eat those as
Speaker 2: kind of an appetizer your day. Yeah, and I'll eat
Speaker 2: those and then I'll go home. You know, if it's
Speaker 2: a late day, like five o'clock, well you're gonna sit
Speaker 2: down and eat dinner, and then I'll be like, you know,
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have the potatoes tonight. I think I want
Speaker 1: to stay. And they all look at me like what
Speaker 1: and Chelsea in her heads like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I used to throw the garbage away in my
Speaker 2: garbage cans. So we have garbage cans up by our house.
Speaker 2: And the problem was then at the end of dinner,
Speaker 2: when you're cleaning up, you have to be the one
Speaker 2: to take the garbage out so that you don't see
Speaker 2: the on top McDonald's best.
Speaker 4: Everybody in my house, by the way, when I take
Speaker 4: out the garbage, I'm like, oh, healthy West, was that culver?
Speaker 1: The evidence is.
Speaker 2: In the garbage, and it's tough because you're throwing away
Speaker 2: a or this happens to me. You're throwing away like
Speaker 2: the bag from McDonald's and then the garbage guys shout
Speaker 2: out priority waste.
Speaker 1: Ninety nine point nine.
Speaker 2: Percent of the time, you guys do a decent job
Speaker 2: until you actually Sometimes will leave my McDonald's bag in
Speaker 2: the bottom right at the bottom of a can.
Speaker 1: Don't get it all completely cleaned out. I love you.
Speaker 2: Still call it the cayne. You gotta got the flip
Speaker 2: lit on the top of the can.
Speaker 1: We call it a bin.
Speaker 2: It's not your garbage can, which they don't call it
Speaker 2: a garbage bin.
Speaker 1: They call it a.
Speaker 2: Garbage can, a trash ben. What's up, Anita?
Speaker 1: How you doing good? I Needa? Where are you sneaking
Speaker 1: off to after work? The casino? Which one do you
Speaker 1: go to?
Speaker 6: It just depends on what floats my boat. Really, I
Speaker 6: kind of go buy all of them because I take
Speaker 6: ninety four to two or from work, and I don't
Speaker 6: do it so much anymore. I used to do it,
Speaker 6: but construction and crap has made it harder now.
Speaker 1: But you know, oh, traffic sucks.
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna stop at the casino and say, I
Speaker 6: listen traffic. And I would do it on the way
Speaker 6: to work too, if I got up really early, and
Speaker 6: I'd be like laying there in red and I go.
Speaker 6: You know, I could get up and stop at the
Speaker 6: casino on the way to work.
Speaker 2: You are an addiction, by the way, I call one
Speaker 2: eight hundred gambler there.
Speaker 6: Anita, I don't do it anymore.
Speaker 1: I gave it up.
Speaker 2: You know what, though, that I do hear you. There's
Speaker 2: something relaxing about just sitting in there and king king.
Speaker 1: Exactly. I get it. I like that, Angela. Where do
Speaker 1: you sneak off to.
Speaker 3: Sneak I sneak off to McDonald's.
Speaker 1: I'll look at you. Do you get what's border.
Speaker 2: Coke?
Speaker 1: And what's that? You know? That's just a good little Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's nothing. That's nothing for you.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you, A good sure box of McDonald fries
Speaker 5: is like top five meals of all time if they
Speaker 5: make it the right way with the nice salt proportion,
Speaker 5: Like a good McDonald fry can sick and they have.
Speaker 1: To cook it just right.
Speaker 2: If they undercook him, which I got recently, I was
Speaker 2: really passed limp.
Speaker 1: FROs by the way. I did not realize.
Speaker 2: I did not realize that a small McDonald's fry still
Speaker 2: comes in the small little pack the paper ones.
Speaker 1: Are you ordering small McDonald fry? Exactly right. You do
Speaker 1: it right. I shouldn't be ordering a small one.
Speaker 4: Have you seen how cute the little fry boxes in
Speaker 4: the Happy Meal?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Are they little teenies? Because they're little?
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're like half the size of the small area.
Speaker 2: Yes, all that Alexis does. Forget the casino and McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Where do you sneak off to after work?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 6: My husband is He thinks I don't need it, but
Speaker 6: he's quite a bit younger, so he may not know.
Speaker 6: But I sneak off and get botox.
Speaker 1: Oh, look at you? For you, he knows a little
Speaker 1: bit you. Most guys don't really knock. He don't. You
Speaker 1: don't look different.
Speaker 7: No, getting its gradual, so it's weeks to take it.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, all right, we'll keep it for you.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, bye, And the same as botox?
Speaker 1: Jen. Where do you sneak off to after work? Jen?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Hi? Where do you sneak off to?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I would like take a vacation day, but not tell
Speaker 3: anybody that I was taking a vacation day. And I
Speaker 3: would leave my house like I was going to work,
Speaker 3: and then I would go do like a massage or
Speaker 3: go to that float spa, go grab lunch where I
Speaker 3: wanted to.
Speaker 1: Go, Like, I like the taking a vacation there.
Speaker 7: Wow, because you always take vacation day and you're doing
Speaker 7: stuff around the house or you feel like you have
Speaker 7: to do stuff around the house. So it was kind
Speaker 7: of the only way I could go do that and
Speaker 7: not feel guilty.
Speaker 5: Do you because the only thing that I love, every
Speaker 5: single thing about this, but I don't want to wake
Speaker 5: up at the same time.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing that would throw me.
Speaker 5: Do you still wake up at the same time or
Speaker 5: prepare like you're going to work or do you just
Speaker 5: say I'm going.
Speaker 7: In and do but then I use no, I do,
Speaker 7: but then I would go get like treat myself to
Speaker 7: a lot of Hey, I would just make it a
Speaker 7: whole day for me.
Speaker 3: That's all the things I love, Like, I think everybody
Speaker 3: should try that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good, that is a great one. What happens though,
Speaker 2: you know, I got disconnected with her. I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: what happens though? If your your husband or your family
Speaker 2: calls work to see how you're doing it, doesn't call
Speaker 2: your cell phone or can't get a hold of you
Speaker 2: when you're getting that hour massage, they freak out.
Speaker 1: Go to work and don't know your car's not there?
Speaker 2: You know, warder Roses, Hold on, tea, we're talking about
Speaker 2: sneaking off after work.
Speaker 1: Where do you sneak off to after work?
Speaker 6: I go sneak up, I sea currents?
Speaker 1: You what's that spicy time?
Speaker 2: You support it?
Speaker 1: You go get spicy time? What does that mean?
Speaker 7: It's PG for baking cookie?
Speaker 1: Wait? And who are you doing this with the side
Speaker 1: of course you wait? Oh, I don't support it.
Speaker 2: You're speaking in uh in code, Harry. She goes and wait,
Speaker 2: you're a married woman and you go to sneak off
Speaker 2: and get sex from your side piece?
Speaker 1: Yes? Oh te hold oh now I know why she's voices. Guys. Wow,
Speaker 1: how long has this been going on?
Speaker 4: Realistic?
Speaker 6: If I'm not lying over a couple.
Speaker 2: Of months, that's craziness. Aren't you worried you're gonna get caught.
Speaker 2: There's no way that they can catch it.
Speaker 6: You go out of town?
Speaker 1: Okay, next city over? You know, how'd you find this
Speaker 1: spicy time?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: I've been telling the person.
Speaker 1: Do they know your husband?
Speaker 7: Yep?
Speaker 2: Oh lord, oh lord, have mercy.
Speaker 6: Before I never tryed to be it was a girl.
Speaker 1: And babyes. Wow, all r a T. Will you behave yourself?
Speaker 2: That's not good, that isn't that.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to McDonald's