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Speaker 1: What's going on family, you'll tune in the real last

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Speaker 1: we're Radio one or four point one. Your night cap

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Speaker 1: of comedy. My name is Kim Miller, and the big

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Speaker 1: chair of to Night James out. James's out reading for

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Speaker 1: And if it ain't really a Tooby movie, I hope

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Speaker 3: It's a tub movie anyway. It's called What That Butt Do?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but dude, show me them feats yo.

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Speaker 3: And uh and sequel that's a sequel.

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Speaker 1: That's that's it. And Miguel is out. Miguel had to

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Speaker 1: work to night. Miguel's at the Sausage Castle. And first

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Speaker 1: of all, I got to give I keen Woods. I

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Speaker 1: can't kick it with us last night. That is our

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Speaker 2: So I appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: and if you want to talk to Jeff, Jeff got

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Speaker 3: But everyone go how you used l I N d Yo?

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Speaker 1: Hey, do you know as I was writing up stuff

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Speaker 3: You I have got that. They wipe up ordering air condition.

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Speaker 2: Like wait a minute, that ain't what we supposed to be.

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Speaker 1: But shout out man, our official sponsor calling in in.

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Speaker 1: If you fall, slip and fall car accident, if somebody

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Speaker 1: kick your ass called Jeff, Jeff, how you being kid?

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Speaker 3: I kind of like that. That could be my slogan.

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Speaker 3: Does somebody kick your ass? Contact me at I got

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Speaker 3: kicked in the ass dot com.

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Speaker 2: We talk about this all the time.

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Speaker 1: Man, what's one of the craziest things for our new Listen,

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Speaker 2: Somebody hit you up and like, hey man, I want

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Speaker 3: Oh oh I we did it too. Somebody got Somebody

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Speaker 3: Uh uh jacuzzi. Yeah, you get st D from a zakuzzi.

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Speaker 3: She got some bacteria infection in some swinger jacuzzie, and uh,

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Speaker 3: We took We took somebody's balloon one time. That was

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Speaker 3: those balloon. Yeah, you know how you pay to go

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Speaker 3: up there. Well, this guy has this woman working and

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Speaker 1: I ain't did a vitorous. I don't think I would

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Speaker 3: Oh I have no fear, man, I don't. I don't

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Speaker 3: But I'm watching this, like eight year old girl. They

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Speaker 3: I mean you had to go to basics training.

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Speaker 1: Well, I say this young me, yes, me and older age,

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Speaker 3: I thought, that's below San Diego.

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Speaker 1: Now it's you can leave Fort Wachuka and go through

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Speaker 3: Then I went, I went, I've been. I've seen it.

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Speaker 3: They actually had some great tacos in Tijuana. Take over.

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Speaker 1: And the thing too, when you cross over the border

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Speaker 2: They're not gonna let you come in and tear it up.

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Speaker 1: They're like, now, let these Americans come in because we

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Speaker 3: They set you up, citizen, they said, you up. Though

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Speaker 1: Man, I'm glad I ain't to go through all that.

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Speaker 1: I was also always with a group, you know, we

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Speaker 2: Not do it.

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Speaker 3: Yep. No, don't get caught screwing up because they dump

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm not that adventurous, Jeff, Like I ain't

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Speaker 2: Hey they believe that.

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Speaker 1: Like it's like, you know, right now we got a

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Speaker 2: She's like, are they.

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Speaker 2: Girl, I've been out the military for twenty years.

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Speaker 3: You got a better chance. I get ain't called back before.

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Speaker 2: They ain't about to call me back.

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Speaker 3: Not. But these bad needs we also have. We also

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so if you guys don't know, they did. But

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Speaker 2: They ain't about to take it. I can't even see

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Speaker 3: Well, you didn't get that because the military.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my visit got bad because the Army.

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Speaker 3: YEA, working those microphones, those cables warre me out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I don't I think back. You know, it's

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Speaker 3: I said, yeah, I was in the eighty second Airborn too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I tell you about the time. Man, I

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Speaker 1: thing for one of my brother my brother Terrey. Like

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Speaker 1: rewatching Jeff The Golden Girls, Blanche the Golden Girl. So

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna come up with a browser where you can't

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Speaker 1: If, Jeff, if you came up with that app, you

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Speaker 1: Well, you could take a person's profile who trolls you

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Speaker 2: Do some negative, negative negative. I'm like, bro, he's eighty

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Speaker 2: three points, whether he was just throwing up shots, whether he.

441
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,800
Speaker 1: Got fouled, that eighty three points in the game is

442
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:40,080
Speaker 1: think about this. If you score twenty or thirty, you're like, yo,

443
00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:44,720
Speaker 1: he's dropped thirty. Yeah, but oh somebody dropped forty. Somebody

444
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,600
Speaker 1: dropped fifty even like man, fifty is wow.

445
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:53,240
Speaker 3: Eighty three is fifty. Like I saw Trace McGrady drop

446
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,920
Speaker 3: a huge number. And I remember we were sitting there

447
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:59,040
Speaker 3: losing our mind between forty and fifty. If he would

448
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:02,120
Speaker 3: have been at sixty, I don't know. I don't even

449
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,240
Speaker 3: know who I I. Probably they have to take me

450
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,000
Speaker 3: out in an ambulance because I would have been so

451
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,520
Speaker 3: on that. And it's great for the fans, and I

452
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,600
Speaker 3: don't people are stupid. People who don't like sports or

453
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,560
Speaker 3: people who want to be angry. And that's what I

454
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:18,160
Speaker 3: said earlier about trying not to get angry twenty four

455
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,600
Speaker 3: to seven. And I had a buddy of mine who

456
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,679
Speaker 3: gave up the Internet for lent. You know, you know

457
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:27,920
Speaker 3: it's he gave up the internet, his right wing conservative

458
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,840
Speaker 3: podcast and everything else. He had to give it up

459
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,919
Speaker 3: for thirty days. And he said to me in the

460
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,400
Speaker 3: first week, he goes, you know, I'm actually happier as

461
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:38,640
Speaker 3: a person not listening to this negativity twenty four to seven.

462
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:43,840
Speaker 3: And it's tough because negativity pays, yeah, you know, but

463
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Speaker 3: I don't. I don't like it.

464
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,720
Speaker 2: I had to go look because talking about points. Right.

465
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,400
Speaker 1: In two thousand and three, March twenty eighth, my birthday,

466
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Speaker 1: my best friend and also my battle boy, Jorge, took

467
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,639
Speaker 1: me to a Lakers versus Wizards game and you know

468
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:00,840
Speaker 1: who's for the Wizards?

469
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,040
Speaker 2: Yeah?

470
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,960
Speaker 3: John? Was it John Waller or was it Jordan Jordan?

471
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,240
Speaker 2: And that's the game.

472
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Speaker 1: Kobe had fifty five points and Jordan had Jordan had

473
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Speaker 1: twenty three.

474
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,880
Speaker 3: But that's not fair though, you know you at Jordan,

475
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,159
Speaker 3: you at Jordan last season?

476
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:17,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

477
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was this, that was that was Wizards, Jordan,

478
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,800
Speaker 1: that was it was the last season. But but I

479
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,960
Speaker 1: brought that up, Jeff because I was on you.

480
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,800
Speaker 2: I was doing the Jeff. I was six rows up.

481
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 1: My friend brought me tickets six rows from from the

482
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:37,359
Speaker 1: and Kobe would not pass shacked the ball. I was screaming, hey,

483
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,040
Speaker 1: give it the shack and Evicity, I never get this

484
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:44,879
Speaker 1: coke your ass up, and Shaq was look at me like,

485
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:49,679
Speaker 1: give me the ball. Oh yeah, that's that might be

486
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,280
Speaker 1: one of my that might be one of my favorite

487
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Speaker 1: game experiences.

488
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,920
Speaker 2: But now what you man, I think it's just fun

489
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 2: for the fans. And it was in Miami. You know

490
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,240
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. It was in Miami. Eighty three once

491
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 2: is crazy. Bro. You know the score twenty is good.

492
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 1: You haven't a twenty, that's good, but eighty three points

493
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,200
Speaker 1: is crazy.

494
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 3: I'm going out thirty first quarter. Yeah, I'm going out

495
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,080
Speaker 3: of my way to go to live events.

496
00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 2: Now.

497
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,119
Speaker 3: You know, I'm out as much as I can be

498
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,159
Speaker 3: right now. I mean staying at home. I used to think, ah,

499
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,400
Speaker 3: I like to stay at home, but I've never gone

500
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 3: out and been upset with myself for going out. I mean, yeah,

501
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 3: if I drank too much but I never go, Hey,

502
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 3: I got to hang out with some buddies, I got

503
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,320
Speaker 3: to see I got to see a concert, I got

504
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 3: to see this. I never got home and go I

505
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,879
Speaker 3: wish I didn't do that unless it was like something

506
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 3: I didn't want to do that I was forced to

507
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 3: go out.

508
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you on that. Me and my wife

509
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:45,720
Speaker 1: are concert people, man. We've probably been to over fifteen

510
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,880
Speaker 1: concerts in our eleven years, might be twenty and our

511
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,679
Speaker 1: eleven plus years of being together. And we realized, like

512
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,360
Speaker 1: just last year, we were like, well, concerts are our thing,

513
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,920
Speaker 1: and so we also make it a big deal.

514
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 2: So we don't get cheap seats. We on the floor.

515
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 3: No, no, I gave up crappy seats a long time.

516
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,719
Speaker 1: We can get in the box, and we can get

517
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,439
Speaker 1: up in the box. We go get in the box.

518
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,920
Speaker 1: But we decided we don't do regular seats. We do

519
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 1: floor seats, or we gonna get a clubhouse where we

520
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,160
Speaker 1: can drink and watch the show from the clubhouse because

521
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,159
Speaker 1: we want to experience and have a good time, to

522
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,719
Speaker 1: be up and close to to to everything that's going on.

523
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:21,360
Speaker 2: Now.

524
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 3: I feel bad now because there are artists I didn't

525
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 3: see earlier in their prime, and sometimes I catch them

526
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,360
Speaker 3: beyond the prime, you know, like you know, they shouldn't

527
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 3: be out there anymore. And I got to watch a

528
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 3: buddy min want to see David Lee Roth the other night,

529
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 3: and he filmed it while he was there, and man,

530
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:41,880
Speaker 3: I was sick how bad this concert was and how

531
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 3: bad he can't perform anymore. I mean, he shouldn't be

532
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 3: out there anymore.

533
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,880
Speaker 2: Is it a money thing?

534
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 3: It might be an ego thing, It could be money.

535
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 3: He might have blown through it. It's hard to blow

536
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 3: through that much money. But these guys can. I mean

537
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 3: I think they can. And maybe he just maybe it

538
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:02,880
Speaker 3: makes him feel alive. But it's just horrible. I mean

539
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 3: it was. It was so bad that I've never seen

540
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 3: somebody that bad other than Phil Collins when he pulls

541
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 3: in a wheelchair.

542
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 2: That one was crazy. That's how videos are.

543
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 3: That I was there, I saw that it was painful.

544
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 1: And I have the opposite experience because all of the

545
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 1: older artists, the hardist I grew up with. When I

546
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 1: go see Boys and Men and New Addition and Mary J.

547
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:27,640
Speaker 1: Blige and all the artists like Patty the Bell is there, she's.

548
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:31,120
Speaker 3: I saw Richa Funklin and her last year I saw

549
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 3: Ritha and people go, what she was amazing? Yeah, you know,

550
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 3: but don't.

551
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 1: But but the thing about that when it comes to

552
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 1: and I'm only speaking for the artists that I like,

553
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 1: like a lot of black.

554
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,159
Speaker 2: Artists to tell you their money isn't touring.

555
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they got to be like, I gotta be

556
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 1: at the best I can be because I need people

557
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: to keep buying these tickets to come see me fifty

558
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,400
Speaker 1: eleven times, Jeff, they have never put on the bad show.

559
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 3: I get lucky. There are very few people I won't

560
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 3: see a love you know, I like going to shows.

561
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm going to see uh ice Cube in

562
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 3: about three weeks in Fort Lauderdale, man, and I'm laughing

563
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,679
Speaker 3: because he's playing a country concert. Believe it or not.

564
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,640
Speaker 3: He's played at the Tortuga Festival, and you know he's

565
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 3: gonna love it because people love it. Man. You know,

566
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,919
Speaker 3: Nelly played the same show and blew it up, and

567
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 3: he was surprised. I think when Nelly came out, I

568
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 3: think he was surprised that all these country people would

569
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 3: love it. Why like rap music, Yeah, who we buy

570
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 3: the albums?

571
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 2: We used to dude, no, for real.

572
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 1: They a lot of people said that if you went

573
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 1: platinum in the eighties and nineties, it was because white

574
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 1: kids were buying your records.

575
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 2: Yep, because black people was bootleg.

576
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: When we went to Wu Tang white people, white people,

577
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 1: bro public enemy, public enemy is pro black did a mug.

578
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 1: I wouldn't see public Enemy the only two people of coloring,

579
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 1: There was no three. It was me, Pedro, Lima and

580
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 1: Angel from Monsters.

581
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:07,439
Speaker 2: The only three people. Everybody else white in there like that.

582
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 1: Like that hip hop says, because Eminem the number one

583
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: selling hip hop artists of all time white white fans.

584
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,360
Speaker 3: That's tough, though. I mean you look at that. I mean,

585
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 3: this is a guy and nobody's gonna say this guy

586
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 3: does enough skills.

587
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 2: I mean he's one of my favoriterapps.

588
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 3: The question is is he Is he top ten? For me? Yes?

589
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah for me, oh yeah, one hundred percent.

590
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 3: Because people got stuck in their ways about that. And

591
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 3: you know, I grew up with Sugar Hill Gang. I

592
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 3: mean I'm old. I mean I remember the original rap

593
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 3: that was that was I can't stand that song, Jeff.

594
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 3: If it wasn't for that song, true.

595
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 1: I can't stand that song because that's one of my

596
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 1: wife's favorite songs.

597
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 2: So when it comes on.

598
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 1: The radio, she will rap the whole And that Rappers

599
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,160
Speaker 1: Delight is seventy five minutes long here.

600
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 3: And everybody knows it somehow, we all know it.

601
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 1: My wife will rap that song from beginning to end.

602
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 1: I don't care where we are. We're in the car

603
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 1: and we pull up the way we gotta be. We

604
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 1: gotta sit in the car until that song go on.

605
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 1: I can't stand Rappers Delight.

606
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,880
Speaker 3: I was a kid. I was thirteen when that song

607
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 3: came out.

608
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 2: It's the Orange Hole lamb.

609
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 3: Yep.

610
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: It's funny because my wife just walked in the house. Mama,

611
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: we're up here talking about how you love Rappers Delight?

612
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 2: Is it all now she's not on?

613
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 3: Yeah?

614
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 2: I can't believe she's start rapping it.

615
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, but now like no, like we really do enjoy concerts.

616
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 3: Do you take one for the team?

617
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 2: Do you?

618
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 3: I mean, let's say she loves an artist and you don't,

619
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 3: or do you both love everything equally?

620
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 2: Yeah? Everything?

621
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 1: The only concert ever asked me to go to, did

622
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 1: I said no?

623
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 2: It was Beyonce And the only.

624
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,679
Speaker 1: Reason I didn't go because I felt like because I

625
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 1: don't think jay Z was at that one.

626
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 2: So I was like, Nah, this is for you and

627
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 2: your home girls.

628
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: But if Beyonce come back, I'm gonna go because I

629
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 1: want to see Beyonce live. Because I have to see

630
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 1: Beyonce live. Yeah, I think I feel like I got

631
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: to see a live if she ever take one for

632
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 1: the team.

633
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 3: Sometimes, so, you know, because the Russian is about ten

634
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 3: years younger than me, so her taste in music is

635
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 3: a little different. And when we go see some some groups, she's, oh,

636
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 3: I got to see this person. And I go sit

637
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 3: there and I suffer through it, you know, and I

638
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 3: try to be cool about it. Maybe as I'm getting older,

639
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 3: I'm starting to go, okay, be a little more open,

640
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 3: you know, don't be stuck in my ways. Nah.

641
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 2: Nah. We picked consolts that we both like.

642
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: I don't There's never been a concert that we went

643
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 1: to and I was like, I can't believe you got

644
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 1: me here.

645
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 3: Just VI versus saw Mariah Carey. I see the Maria

646
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 3: Carey concert. To me, if you saw it.

647
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 2: You I want to see it. Jeh, I'm off the couch.

648
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 2: She want to see it because she wants out there.

649
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 3: She walks out there. I mean literally walks out there,

650
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 3: like I didn't think she was gonna make it. I mean,

651
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 3: I'm not saying she's not in shape, but she walks

652
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 3: out there and that has to sit down, and she

653
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:05,239
Speaker 3: lays down on a couch for three songs. She does

654
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 3: get off the couch for three songs. That's crazy, and

655
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 3: that talks about how tough her life is. And she

656
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 3: is a video running about how and they show this

657
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 3: warehouse where they store her shoes and it's hard to

658
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 3: listen to SOMETHINGY tell me how hard their life is,

659
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 3: what they own three thousand shoes.

660
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Speaker 1: Last year or maybe the year before that, she won

661
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: a BET Lifetime Achievement Award and when she came out,

662
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 1: she had on his garter.

663
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Speaker 2: It was so tight she couldn't she won England.

664
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Speaker 1: She couldn't even move right, but she performed and it

665
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 1: was dope. So she's I just I just feel like

666
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: that nostalgia of the nineties will I just want to

667
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: see any artists in the nineties that, if they're still

668
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 1: living and they're touring, I want to see them because

669
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Speaker 1: you know, the nineties is my favorite decade of all time,

670
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Speaker 1: which is the reason that which is the topic I

671
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Speaker 1: wanted to talk about, but we got to go to

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Speaker 1: commercial break.

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Speaker 2: So when we come back, we're.

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Speaker 1: Going to te go about this nineties fat that I

675
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Speaker 1: want to do, and my lawyer is gonna tell me

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Speaker 1: if it's okay for me to do it. We gotta

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Speaker 1: take quick commercial bak. We were right back real last.

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Speaker 5: We're a Radio one oh four point one.

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Speaker 1: Capo comedy Kim Miller and the Big Till the Night God.

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Speaker 1: Go out there and follow us, go subscribe. We have

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Speaker 1: been uploading all the new videos. Man James's been taking

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Speaker 1: care of the videos. They're funny, they're good. We're putting

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Speaker 1: shorts on YouTube to make sure you go check it out.

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Speaker 1: Joining Virtual Studio with Jeffkaufman from the law office Kaufmanland

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Speaker 1: and the under Oh podcast Www dot When you need

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Speaker 1: Us dot com. And Jeff said, if you call, he's

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Speaker 1: gonna answer the phone four O seven five on it, Dad, Jeff.

691
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Speaker 1: So Jeff, here's the trend. Okay, all right, so people

692
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Speaker 1: have been doing this trend called what I.

693
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Speaker 2: Looked Like in the ninth Yeah, so it's.

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Speaker 3: A video of damn celebrities.

695
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so, Jeff, I I went and found all

696
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: my pictures from the nineties, my military, my high school

697
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: ball and pictures when I was in shape, Jeff, when

698
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: I had a little muscles, And so I'm gonna put

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Speaker 1: that video together.

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Speaker 2: Man, I'm gonna post it tomorrow, Jeff.

701
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: So, Jeff, if you had to go back to the

702
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: decade that was the best for you, You doing nineties or eighties.

703
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 3: Well, see, eighties for me was different. I was in

704
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 3: the Army. I was also free. You know, that was

705
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 3: the last time I was free. And that's where every

706
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 3: night was an adventure. You know. I grew up in Miami.

707
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 3: I was in the Army. The Army was an event

708
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 3: that I was in Miami for two years during and

709
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 3: I had a friend of mine who was a track

710
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 3: artist and she sang that song when you hear Me

711
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 3: look Out Weekend. Yeah, And so I was traveling with

712
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 3: her a lot. Every night. We were going to clubs

713
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 3: all over Miami. I mean, we danced the whole night away.

714
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 3: And Miami was just a different city back then. The

715
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 3: party went on all night. I was. I worked security

716
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 3: at a bar. I mean, we knew everybody in Miami,

717
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 3: and every song that came out was a one hit wonder.

718
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 2: You know.

719
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 3: There were four hundred groups and they all had one

720
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 3: hit and it was it was cool.

721
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: It was you know, Hey and Jeff and they ate off.

722
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: That's the crazy thing. They are, those one hit wonders.

723
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: They made money and ate off those hits. Bro Yep

724
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: forever and we still whatever we stood to this day. Yep,

725
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: we're listening to him take on.

726
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to do that because I'm not

727
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 3: paying for it. But uh yeah, I mean that was

728
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 3: the that was fun.

729
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 2: Man.

730
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 3: We didn't have cell phones, so so everything wasn't We

731
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 3: had to pay attention to what was going on around us.

732
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

733
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 3: You know, now people are gonna say what it was

734
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 3: that like, you know people who were younger, But I

735
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 3: remember if you wanted to go find people who were out,

736
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 3: you had to go to a place that you thought

737
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 3: they might be. Yeah, and sometimes you didn't find him

738
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 3: and you'd have to make it evening anyway, and you

739
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 3: meet new people, hang out with new people. It's just

740
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 3: and make new friends.

741
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: Like yeah, so I remember, you know, when I would

742
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: go home, I would call my cousin. I'm like Yo,

743
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: So where are we going tonight? All right, we're gonna

744
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: meet here because you had to call people and be

745
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: like blah blah blah, and then if you didn't and

746
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:39,959
Speaker 1: you show up.

747
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 2: But this is the thing about you.

748
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,719
Speaker 3: You were late, you'd have to find him.

749
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 2: This is the thing about dudes.

750
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Speaker 1: We'll show up by ourself and meet another dude and

751
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: then y'all been friends for forty years?

752
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 2: How you know him?

753
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 3: Man?

754
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: I met him in the park a lot men here,

755
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: I was back to my car.

756
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 2: I bought him a drink. Now we've been homies, which.

757
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,719
Speaker 3: We almost fought. There was a fight that took him

758
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 3: up and.

759
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 2: Fight each other.

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Speaker 1: I bought him in Hennessy and that leave friends for

761
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: forty years.

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00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 3: Then, But that's that's the thing. Like I a friend

763
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 3: of mine works for Dan Newlan's office. She's one of

764
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 3: the partners there, and I went out with her husband

765
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,879
Speaker 3: to a basketball game. Now we've never hung out ever,

766
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 3: but I can tell you what. We could have been

767
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 3: better friends, and I would be thinking there's no way

768
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 3: we were connected. But during this game we were shouting

769
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 3: the same things. I looked over and said, there's no doubt.

770
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 3: I take him to the next game. I love this dude.

771
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 3: James is awesome. Man.

772
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,359
Speaker 2: It's same with comedy bro.

773
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,479
Speaker 1: I will meet somebody out the comedy a cat and

774
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: he'll be like, yo, man, you a.

775
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 2: Funny blah blah blah.

776
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: I was like, hey man, we'll go to Corona and

777
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: next thing you know, ten years later, I've been friend

778
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: to do for ten years and guess what, Yeah.

779
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 2: Don't even know his name.

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00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 3: You want to think that that's exactly It's like the

781
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 3: comic book conventions. I'm telling you, I used to I

782
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 3: meet so many people at comic conventions. So I'm flying

783
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 3: into Vegas one time and I put it out there.

784
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 3: I said, he I'm going into Vegas. Anybody have any

785
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 3: ideas well? This guy who buys all my stuff in

786
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 3: San Diego was like, I I live in Vegas. Let

787
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 3: me pick you up from the airport and I'll take

788
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 3: you around. I'm like, all right, why not?

789
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:07,359
Speaker 2: You know?

790
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 3: And next thing you know, we've been good friends for

791
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 3: about fifteen years now.

792
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,280
Speaker 2: Yay. That crazy.

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00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: Oh you got me thinking, are you going to the

794
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 1: one here in Orlando?

795
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 3: No? No, I don't do Mega Con. Mega Con got

796
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 3: bought by the French a couple of years ago. And

797
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 3: they kind of screwed me over on my spot, so

798
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 3: I never forgave them. They a week before the show,

799
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 3: I call up. I said, listen, I've been trying to

800
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 3: find out where where we're going to be because our

801
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 3: setup is dependent on it. Oh, well, we gave your

802
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 3: spot away. I was like, I said, I paid for

803
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 3: that spot a year ago, not like I paid last week.

804
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 3: But we paid before we left to secure this spot.

805
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 3: Well we know. They go, well, we have a spot

806
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 3: by the bathroom and it's only it's half the size.

807
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,919
Speaker 3: But if you want to do that. I was like no,

808
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,919
Speaker 3: and they go, well, you're gonna have to wait three

809
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 3: months for your refund. I said, you people are dead

810
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 3: to me, and I never came back.

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00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, I was just curious. I gotta circle back

812
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: with something you say. Okay, I got talking about security, Jeff,

813
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,839
Speaker 1: you was running security dog.

814
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you was throwing people at the club. I was

815
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 3: actually really good at it, except my boss wanted to

816
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:19,240
Speaker 3: see some fighting because he liked the fighting. I never

817
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 3: he was.

818
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 2: I was.

819
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 3: I was like, this was like roadhouse. I was at

820
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 3: the sidewhere you ain't big enough. And I used to

821
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 3: just be so nice to people I was the one

822
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 3: who checked id's at the door, and when people want

823
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 3: to fight, I would say, listen, you might beat me,

824
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 3: but either way you going to jail. Yeah, I mean

825
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 3: that's that's not a good night. Man. I said, why

826
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 3: don't you sit here, We'll hang out, we'll talk. It'll

827
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,959
Speaker 3: be cool. And I talked my way out of the

828
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 3: They didn't have a fight in there for three months,

829
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 3: and my boss was like, we fight every night. I'm

830
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 3: going you don't have to. Why would you want to

831
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 3: fight every night? And it was good time. Man. I

832
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 3: loved working that way and we had I felt bad.

833
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,880
Speaker 3: I never kept an ID. People used to give you

834
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 3: a fake idea, I would just give it back.

835
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, take this and gone. We used to be young.

836
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a big idea to get the damn job.

837
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 3: I was twenty years old when I got out of

838
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 3: the military.

839
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: I saw somewhere today was like, celebrities need to hire

840
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: like trained security because their security using stars more incidents

841
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: because they don't know how to use it.

842
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 2: A homeboys fighters.

843
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you see Charlie Murphy, remember Arlie Charlie Murphy stories.

844
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 3: Because I just fought too much of my brother. Come on,

845
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 3: you gotta stop hitting people some people. Just security is

846
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 3: about finesse. You got to be aware, but you also

847
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 3: have to de escalate stuff. But you're really what you're

848
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 3: trying to do, and that's just what they don't tell you.

849
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,760
Speaker 3: Security's job is to keep the person from doing screwed

850
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 3: up things. You know, your celebrity might want to get

851
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 3: in a fight or get drunk or something. Your job

852
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 3: is to get them the hell out of there, you know,

853
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 3: And a lot of people don't get that. That's some

854
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 3: of the problems that you're going to have when you

855
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 3: do that stuff. And you know, I've seen that happen

856
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 3: where I know certain security guards they got My job

857
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 3: is to make sure he gets home, and he might

858
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 3: be the biggest impediment to that, So you know, I

859
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 3: think that's just where that works. Yeah.

860
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well we're gonna keep talking about this because you

861
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 1: Miami strong.

862
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 3: Yeah do you?

863
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we're gonna talk about Daytona.

864
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 3: Ooh, Daytona got some problems yo.

865
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 1: So hey, hey, if you're listening to right in now, Daytona,

866
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 1: I got what you're doing.

867
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,240
Speaker 3: I got my lawyer all right.

868
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: On when you need this dot com four seven, five

869
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: hundred Jeff, So it's spring break, Jeff, I know how

870
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: many risks did they have?

871
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 2: Throw a number at me.

872
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 3: I think they've been tough on people because they're trying

873
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 3: to raise some money. I'm gonna guess, and it's alcohol

874
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 3: related that they're getting underage drinkers. I'm gonna guess about

875
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 3: four to five hundred.

876
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 1: Ooh, okay, so one hundred and thirty three arrest before White.

877
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,720
Speaker 1: I didn't let that up, Jeff, I just know eighty

878
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: four Daytona and forty nine and New Smyrna Beach.

879
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 3: You know it's drinking under a drinking or drinking on

880
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 3: the beach.

881
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 2: Let me ask you to send out.

882
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: Are you do you think it's time for Florida to

883
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 1: get rid of spring break.

884
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 3: No, it's only an issue.

885
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 2: Because Miami was like, don't bring down here.

886
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 3: Well, Miami was different because none of those people were

887
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 3: on spring break. You and I both know, Hey, a

888
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 3: single college kid walk in that street. This was a

889
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 3: whole These were grown ass men going were coming to

890
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 3: spring break. You know spring break. You know what spring

891
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 3: break is. See a lot of people don't get it.

892
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 3: That's when you're out of college for one week. That's

893
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 3: the break between when you leave college for a week.

894
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 3: It's like a winter break, but it's called spring break.

895
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 3: That's not when people who aren't going to college decide, Hey,

896
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,280
Speaker 3: I'm forty years old, I want to get into a fight. Yeah,

897
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 3: and Lauderdale made that mistake. Lauderdale thought they were going

898
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 3: to get rid of spring break, and Daytona ate it

899
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,359
Speaker 3: up and they made a lot of money from it.

900
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 3: But you have to differentiate between spring break and just

901
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 3: an opportunity for adults to act like asses. Big difference.

902
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,400
Speaker 2: It's crazy because maybe you did, Jeff.

903
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 1: When I was a teenager, I didn't go out of

904
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 1: town for spring break. I stayed in North Carolina and

905
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:26,359
Speaker 1: did stuff in Carolina. Did you go? But when you

906
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 1: were in high school, were you in Florida?

907
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was in Florida, so I'd go to Fort

908
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 3: Lauderdale or we call it Liquordale because the party was

909
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 3: always good there.

910
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 2: That's great.

911
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 3: We went to Liquordale and that was and that was

912
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 3: a lot of fun. Man, And then they canceled it

913
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 3: and it moved to Daytona. So I've done spring break

914
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 3: in you know, I was in the army too, So

915
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 3: in the Army we used to. We used to go

916
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 3: to spring break, like Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. That was

917
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 3: like the king of That was the king of spring

918
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 3: break a lot of times too. That was a great place.

919
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 3: And Myrtle Beach was a fun place to hang out

920
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 3: as a kid and and try to hurt yourself too badly.

921
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: But yees, because I didn't when I was I didn't know.

922
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know people travel for spring break. I thought

923
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 1: spring break was just off of school for the week

924
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,439
Speaker 1: until I moved to Florida and I was like and

925
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: then somebody was like, yeah, man, man, we ain't going

926
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:15,720
Speaker 1: to Daytona this weekend.

927
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 2: Why man spring break?

928
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 3: Said? They just kids?

929
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they all over And then now I'm saying, like,

930
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: because Daytona the most visited beach in the in the world.

931
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,439
Speaker 1: I did not know people went out of spring break

932
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 1: like that. I promised you. I never knew that, bro,

933
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 1: never knew that because I never went anywhere for spring break.

934
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 3: Well, you were in the Army, you know, you were

935
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 3: the Army during your college years.

936
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, but even in the Army, I was in Arizona.

937
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody doing the Arizona for spring And someone some

938
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: like out there everything.

939
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 3: Was in the mountains man San pegro Iland is one

940
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 3: of those you have places like that.

941
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: All right, Jeff, So you my lawyer? Okay, So for

942
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: spring break, I'm drinking. What's your defense?

943
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 3: Bro? Was again because you cut off, I said, I'm.

944
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: Twenty years old. Is spring break? I'm in Daytona. I

945
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 1: got a risk for drinking. My mama just hired you

946
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: to be my lawyer. What is my defense?

947
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 3: Shut up? Just shut up? Hopefully you shut up. What's

948
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 3: what's mostly going to happen to one of those kids

949
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 3: is they'll take a class and then they'll get off

950
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 3: their record, don't I did it a video, and I

951
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 3: can't tell you how many people told me I didn't

952
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 3: know what I was talking about. Yeah, I said, you

953
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 3: got to shut up, and they go, well, oh, what

954
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 3: kind of law do you practice? Everyone? Every law? How

955
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 3: does that sound. I've never seen anybody benefit from opening

956
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 3: a mouth to a police officer. Nobody's are going to

957
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 3: the police teller. You know something? I think your right, son,

958
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 3: I'm gonna let you go. No, just shut up, be

959
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 3: decent to the police officer. I'm not telling admit you

960
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 3: committed a crime. I'm just saying, yes, sir, whatever you

961
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,919
Speaker 3: need me to do, and that's it. And these kids

962
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 3: don't do that. They think, oh, I know my rights.

963
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 3: I seen in a video I watch on Tike time TikTok.

964
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 2: Yeah that's funny.

965
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:09,879
Speaker 4: Man.

966
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,319
Speaker 2: All right, Jeff, we gotta get up out of here. Bro.

967
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 2: You had a good time, man, Man, I had a

968
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 2: great time. Man.

969
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 3: I love hanging out with you. Man. I know, I

970
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 3: know everyone was working. Miguel was doing that movie. What

971
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:24,240
Speaker 3: this butt? Do you know? Miguel's out there with Beaucy.

972
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,919
Speaker 3: I don't even talk about what he might be doing.

973
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 2: Yea's out there showing them feet. Man.

974
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: We we got a minute left, Jeff. Once you got this weekend,

975
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: my brother.

976
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:34,360
Speaker 3: Actually it's my birthday, man, I am going to try

977
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 3: to figure something to do where you're doing Coco Beech right. Yeah,

978
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 3: you're a size splutter? Is that is that Friday or time?

979
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 2: Oyster Shooters? Saturday Oyster Shooters? Yeah? If you want to

980
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 2: get spiders yours?

981
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 3: You know what I might go eat? You know, I

982
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 3: forgot you do you eat seafood? I don't know if

983
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 3: you're it'll kill me, That's what I thought. So you

984
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,399
Speaker 3: go into an oyster bar.

985
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 2: I ain't say I was eating. I'm going to get.

986
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,879
Speaker 3: Who knows what's on that microphone?

987
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 2: I'm going to get that three fitty.

988
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,720
Speaker 3: There you go. Who's opening for you?

989
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 2: Adam Snare and Adams Great.

990
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: And somebody else, Lando Gunzalees. So it's Orlando Gonzales, Kim Millan,

991
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: Adam Snare this weekend.

992
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 3: All right, I might, I might figure I might stay

993
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 3: the night, and I know you don't stay the night.

994
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 2: You know, I gotta come back here.

995
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: I gotta work Sunday because you know they took away

996
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,240
Speaker 1: work from home, so I actually go to the office

997
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: on Sundays, so now we can have lunch on Sundays.

998
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 3: On Sunday, I gotta have Ayloday.

999
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: Such such a wine always open, baby, they don't never close.

1000
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 2: They will never close. Hey, let me.

1001
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 1: Read it out because I'm gonna post this video, all right.

1002
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:47,320
Speaker 1: If you listening to this show right now, Auster Shooters

1003
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:54,879
Speaker 1: Stand Up Comedy Night Kim Miller, Adam Snaire, Lando Gunzales,

1004
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: Mars twenty first, eight pm. Now for real Auster Shooters

1005
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 1: in Cocoa Beach. It's my night man this Saturday, eight pm.

1006
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 2: If you ain't doing nothing, come see the kid man.

1007
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: I would love to see y'all and it's one of

1008
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,879
Speaker 1: my favorite clubs. I always have a good time there

1009
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 1: at the audience is great. Shot out in Eugene single

1010
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 1: there for boocket It Man. We always have a good time,

1011
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,439
Speaker 1: but we got to get up out of here. Jeff

1012
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 1: we is in over Time.

1013
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 2: I'm Kim Miller. Uh.

1014
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: That is Jeff Caughtman from the Law Office calling in

1015
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: Andy Under Oath podcast.

1016
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 3: Jeff, take your ass the bit. Good night night,