WEBVTT - Why Bewitched Had Two Darrins 0:00:00.409 --> 0:00:03.970 It's KFI AM 640, and you're listening to The Conway 0:00:04.030 --> 0:00:10.630 Show On Demand on the iHeartRadio app. Neil Savedra joins us. 0:00:10.650 --> 0:00:14.520 How are you, Bob? I'm excited. Are you? I'm excited. 0:00:14.540 --> 0:00:17.759 He's not showing it, right? No. Are you happy, too? 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:22.340 I'm happy. Are you laughing? Yeah, you're funny. You know 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.340 who does that instead of laughing at a joke? Your boy, 0:00:25.380 --> 0:00:29.790 Bill Handel. That's funny. Oh, that's funny. My wife sort 0:00:29.830 --> 0:00:33.029 of does that. It's hard to get her laughing, laughing. 0:00:33.090 --> 0:00:36.630 She'll go, that's funny. And I'll go, well, that was 0:00:36.670 --> 0:00:39.720 the intent. It's a little literal. 0:00:39.729 --> 0:00:40.159 That's right. 0:00:41.220 --> 0:00:43.820 But you have to do some weird crap to get 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:45.960 her laughing. Funny, I've never had a problem making her laugh. 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:48.979 There's another thing I can't get her to do. Maybe 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:52.479 you can help me with. Hey, ding dong with you guys. 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:54.220 You want to take this off the air? I'll be 0:00:54.260 --> 0:00:59.440 your Dr. Bombay. Hey, I was thrilled this week that 0:00:59.920 --> 0:01:02.870 we had a video that popped up. Somebody sent it 0:01:02.890 --> 0:01:06.130 to us. Oh, I saw it, baby. The Jay Leno one? Yeah. 0:01:06.190 --> 0:01:09.650 How great is that? That's like the best. Jay Leno's 0:01:09.690 --> 0:01:12.289 driving around in the valley in one of his $ 8 0:01:12.250 --> 0:01:14.830 million cars, and a guy pulls up next to him 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:18.300 and is videotaping him, and Jay's listening to this show. 0:01:18.780 --> 0:01:23.170 It is. It's priceless. If I were you. I'd be 0:01:23.209 --> 0:01:25.450 like George Costanza, go out on a high note and 0:01:25.470 --> 0:01:28.190 just never come back to the studio again. What are 0:01:28.209 --> 0:01:30.670 you going to do that's better than that? 0:01:30.810 --> 0:01:31.210 I know. 0:01:31.290 --> 0:01:34.290 How are you going to top that? Look, if somebody 0:01:34.370 --> 0:01:38.400 told me, you know, it'll be 30 years this December 0:01:38.819 --> 0:01:40.500 that I've been in radio. If somebody told me that 0:01:40.500 --> 0:01:42.740 30 years ago that Jay Leno would be driving around 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:45.819 listening to the show in his car, I would say 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:50.110 no possible way. There's no way. It's pretty freaking amazing. 0:01:50.130 --> 0:01:50.330 Okay. 0:01:50.410 --> 0:01:53.610 But yeah, that's it. It was unreal. Because it's not 0:01:53.690 --> 0:01:57.030 even like, it's not like you captured it or Crow. 0:01:57.110 --> 0:02:03.630 I know. It's like, like not only the guy sent 0:02:03.690 --> 0:02:07.430 it to you. Right. But he captured it, too. So 0:02:07.490 --> 0:02:08.950 he had to know who you are to give a 0:02:08.950 --> 0:02:10.350 role in the plot. That's right. I didn't even think 0:02:10.370 --> 0:02:13.030 about that. So it's a twofer. Right. It's a ding dong. 0:02:13.210 --> 0:02:16.389 That's right. It's a Jay Leno ding dong. Pellio, did 0:02:16.410 --> 0:02:18.430 we post that on our social media? Is that everywhere? 0:02:18.450 --> 0:02:19.370 Yeah, it's everywhere. 0:02:19.530 --> 0:02:20.290 Oh, that's great. 0:02:20.310 --> 0:02:21.930 And I want to give the guy, I'm trying to 0:02:21.970 --> 0:02:24.780 find his name real quick. I want to give him credit. 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:25.480 Shout out. 0:02:25.740 --> 0:02:28.960 It's Matt Eldridge. Matt Eldridge Film. 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:31.620 Yeah. Is he a producer or an actor or something? 0:02:31.860 --> 0:02:32.820 He's a filmmaker. 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:36.280 And so you can find him on Instagram at Matt 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:39.989 Eldridge Film. But yeah, he sent me the raw video 0:02:40.060 --> 0:02:43.470 of it before he posted it. 0:02:43.570 --> 0:02:46.030 So it was very cool. And he was so thrilled 0:02:46.070 --> 0:02:47.590 to hear from The Conway Show. 0:02:47.669 --> 0:02:48.310 Is that right? 0:02:48.710 --> 0:02:48.970 Yeah. 0:02:49.070 --> 0:02:52.010 Okay. So, okay. If that happened and that was the 0:02:52.050 --> 0:02:54.100 only thing that happened this week, I'd be thrilled with it. 0:02:54.730 --> 0:02:56.960 But it wasn't. There was a guy driving on the 0:02:56.960 --> 0:03:00.600 101 Freeway North, and he was involved with that dumpster 0:03:00.620 --> 0:03:03.419 diver on Coldwater Canyon. Oh, yeah, yeah. And he was 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:06.460 listening to the radio, and he was also videotaping his radio, 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:10.120 and he was listening to his own voice on KFI 0:03:10.139 --> 0:03:13.320 because we took that footage from one of the local 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:16.380 news stations. Oh, my gosh. Did you see that one video, Belio? 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:19.650 His name, that's also on our Instagram, at Conway Show. 0:03:19.710 --> 0:03:24.810 And his name, I think it's Charan Andreas, C-H-A-R-A-N Andreas. 0:03:25.169 --> 0:03:27.370 And he's the one in the interview. 0:03:26.990 --> 0:03:30.890 That called the burglar that jumped into the dumpster and 0:03:30.930 --> 0:03:33.730 called him, you know, Oscar the Grouch in the dumpster. 0:03:33.790 --> 0:03:33.989 Right. 0:03:34.030 --> 0:03:35.590 He's like, you got to get out of here. Got 0:03:35.610 --> 0:03:37.510 to get out of here. You got to move on. 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:42.020 But Belia, both those happened in one week. Yes. And 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:44.140 I never thought about this until Neil just said that. 0:03:44.950 --> 0:03:47.710 But they had to also be listening or know the 0:03:47.750 --> 0:03:49.430 show so they could send it to us. They're both 0:03:49.490 --> 0:03:53.890 two first. That's great. Oh, Belio, that is awesome. So 0:03:53.950 --> 0:03:55.610 I think you're right. I think we could just hang 0:03:55.630 --> 0:03:57.620 it up here. What are you going to do? Go 0:03:57.690 --> 0:03:59.779 out on a high note. Oh, and when I was 0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:02.840 in the studio waiting for your segment to go and 0:04:02.860 --> 0:04:05.860 you could talk about people getting dumped or whatever, did 0:04:05.900 --> 0:04:09.880 you notice the pause when you asked Belio? If that's 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:13.970 her move? I looked over at Foosh, I go, No 0:04:13.990 --> 0:04:16.410 guy's ever broken up with her. She does the breaking up. Oh, 0:04:16.450 --> 0:04:19.070 you think? I think so. I don't know. I think so. 0:04:19.250 --> 0:04:20.810 You've ever had your heart broken, Baleon? 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:22.039 Yes. 0:04:22.460 --> 0:04:22.859 Yes. 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:25.180 That's very nice of you, Neil, but yes. 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:27.790 You paused like, it's going to make me sound like 0:04:28.290 --> 0:04:31.730 a dick if I say that. Yeah, it really hurt. 0:04:32.050 --> 0:04:35.170 How many times is he talking about it? It's hard. 0:04:35.230 --> 0:04:35.350 Yeah. 0:04:35.430 --> 0:04:36.350 Yeah, it's tough. 0:04:36.370 --> 0:04:38.790 When they do that thing, they say you're fired. Is 0:04:38.810 --> 0:04:41.360 that what it was? Yeah. Yeah, it's happened so much. 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:44.460 It's not you, it's me. No, it's... She does the, hey. 0:04:46.020 --> 0:04:48.200 Yeah, this isn't working. All right, let's find out. Let's 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:50.500 dig a little deeper. Belio, when did this happen? When's 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:52.880 the first or last, or have you had your heart 0:04:52.930 --> 0:04:53.770 broken a couple times? 0:04:54.710 --> 0:04:57.050 I've had my heart broken a couple of times. 0:04:57.150 --> 0:04:57.669 Really? 0:04:57.890 --> 0:05:00.630 It's obviously been years when I was younger. 0:05:00.650 --> 0:05:00.929 Right. 0:05:00.970 --> 0:05:02.409 Was high school one of them? 0:05:03.370 --> 0:05:05.390 Yes, absolutely. 0:05:05.410 --> 0:05:06.070 That was tough. 0:05:06.390 --> 0:05:08.560 Jeff Sween, if you're listening. 0:05:08.580 --> 0:05:09.440 F him. 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:13.950 Oh, man, she got that loaded in the pockets. Ready 0:05:13.990 --> 0:05:15.210 to go, Jeff Sween. 0:05:15.650 --> 0:05:15.929 Yeah. 0:05:16.470 --> 0:05:20.330 Wow. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be tough, though. Hey, Sweeney. It 0:05:20.529 --> 0:05:22.900 sounds so much like sweetie, and I'd probably get dragged 0:05:22.940 --> 0:05:26.980 into HR. I'm glad it's Bellio instead. All right. So 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:30.100 it's Jeff Sween. How old were you? A senior? Junior? 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:33.100 A junior. 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:34.020 He was older, I guess. 0:05:35.060 --> 0:05:35.840 He was a senior. 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:37.560 Yeah. That's how it usually happens. 0:05:38.140 --> 0:05:38.640 Is that right? 0:05:38.690 --> 0:05:39.970 Did you go to prom with him, or did you 0:05:40.010 --> 0:05:40.690 go to homecoming? 0:05:41.690 --> 0:05:42.570 Not with him, no. 0:05:43.110 --> 0:05:44.970 But he broke up with you? 0:05:46.150 --> 0:05:46.609 Yeah. 0:05:46.850 --> 0:05:47.790 Right before homecoming? 0:05:47.810 --> 0:05:50.110 He went out because he liked Jennifer Sprague better. 0:05:50.130 --> 0:05:53.190 Oh, man. 0:05:54.010 --> 0:05:56.100 I don't know if I can name two people from 0:05:56.150 --> 0:05:59.320 high school. Doesn't it sound like she has Jennifer Sprague 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:02.240 and Jeff Sweene's pictures all over her wall? Yeah, with 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:05.700 like thumbtacks and red yarn as to where their last 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:07.540 known address was. 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:11.690 I took a Louisville slugger to both red lights. 0:06:11.870 --> 0:06:16.630 Wow. um that's that's too bad that's terrible they missed 0:06:16.750 --> 0:06:17.530 out on you you. 0:06:17.510 --> 0:06:21.360 Know absolutely i'm sure the both of you have broken 0:06:21.420 --> 0:06:22.719 hearts oh yeah. 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:27.640 I've had um i would i would say probably four 0:06:28.540 --> 0:06:32.630 women have said no you know they've said originally yes 0:06:33.250 --> 0:06:34.510 and then they got to know me and i was 0:06:34.529 --> 0:06:36.620 like oof uh What's going on with this guy? 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:40.110 So your heart got broken, but you broke hearts, I'm sure. 0:06:40.310 --> 0:06:43.730 I don't remember ever really breaking anybody's heart. Maybe I did. 0:06:43.750 --> 0:06:44.369 I don't know. 0:06:44.730 --> 0:06:45.930 You did. 0:06:46.130 --> 0:06:49.350 I'd have to really think about it. Oh, okay. This 0:06:49.410 --> 0:06:53.710 is not a breakup, a heart breakup, but I remember 0:06:53.730 --> 0:06:59.560 I was going out with this girl, and she came over, 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:02.400 and she was freezing. It was during the summer, and 0:07:02.420 --> 0:07:04.039 she was freezing. I was going to break up with 0:07:04.060 --> 0:07:06.979 her that night anyway. And I said, what's going on 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:09.120 with you? It's hot outside. You got a down jacket on. 0:07:09.380 --> 0:07:10.700 And she goes, oh, I think I got the flu. 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:16.680 I'm like, what? Why are you here? going on with 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:18.850 you and she goes don't worry about if you get 0:07:18.870 --> 0:07:20.560 it my dad's if you get it the flu my 0:07:20.580 --> 0:07:22.090 dad's a doctor he'll take care of you i'm like 0:07:22.370 --> 0:07:25.050 i don't know i don't know i just all this 0:07:25.270 --> 0:07:27.770 is too odd but i think i don't know maybe 0:07:27.790 --> 0:07:30.130 i i'd have to think about it but i don't 0:07:30.170 --> 0:07:32.510 think i think the breaking of the heart it was 0:07:32.570 --> 0:07:34.730 more incoming yeah i kind of feel that way too 0:07:35.190 --> 0:07:38.730 i don't think i remember come on no so with 0:07:38.750 --> 0:07:41.690 that mane with that hair you had and they the 0:07:41.730 --> 0:07:42.950 tattoos and the. 0:07:43.010 --> 0:07:44.620 Uh And he was a musician. 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:45.660 The guitars. 0:07:46.060 --> 0:07:46.680 No. 0:07:47.020 --> 0:07:48.020 Yeah, buddy. 0:07:48.060 --> 0:07:49.430 He's broken a lot. 0:07:50.020 --> 0:07:52.230 Yeah, he's counting on his fingers right now. Why are 0:07:52.250 --> 0:07:55.790 you doing that? Is it that many? Hold on, let 0:07:55.810 --> 0:07:56.730 me take off my shoes. 0:07:56.770 --> 0:07:57.950 Yeah, take your shoes off. 0:07:58.730 --> 0:08:02.330 Hey, why don't you take your shoes off? No, no, 0:08:02.570 --> 0:08:07.900 I'm much more delicate. Okay, I do remember breaking up 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:11.500 with a girl. And she taught me a lesson during 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:14.570 this breakup. She said, because I took her out to 0:08:14.590 --> 0:08:18.210 a comedy club. And then after the comedy club, I 0:08:18.390 --> 0:08:19.850 broke up with her. And she goes, don't do that 0:08:20.010 --> 0:08:22.570 in the future. Don't take a girl out to a 0:08:22.610 --> 0:08:24.650 comedy club and then break. 0:08:24.510 --> 0:08:24.750 Up with her. 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:27.320 Break up with her before the set starts. Just don't 0:08:27.340 --> 0:08:29.640 go to the comedy club. And I felt bad. Well, 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:31.240 why would you do that if you knew you were 0:08:31.260 --> 0:08:35.520 going to? Why would you go anywhere? Because I'm horrible 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:40.370 at pulling that trigger of saying it's over. I can't 0:08:40.410 --> 0:08:40.929 do that to people. 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:42.680 You don't like hurting people. 0:08:42.850 --> 0:08:45.130 Yeah. Well, no one does. I know, but... That's why 0:08:45.210 --> 0:08:48.329 I probably didn't break any hearts either. Yeah, I just... 0:08:48.690 --> 0:08:51.699 I can't do that to people. I'm still seeing my 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:54.619 ex-wife who had an affair because I can't tell her 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:54.849 that I. 0:08:57.720 --> 0:08:59.840 That you've moved on. I mean, I'm legally married to 0:08:59.880 --> 0:09:02.880 someone new. I can't do that to the poor gal. 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:05.750 That's right. And I'm sure Tracy understands. Yeah. Oh yeah. 0:09:05.809 --> 0:09:08.190 She's a therapist. She gets all that stuff. She's great. 0:09:08.650 --> 0:09:09.530 She thinks it's funny. 0:09:09.630 --> 0:09:09.890 Yeah. 0:09:10.050 --> 0:09:13.190 She's like, it's sad, but that's okay. Okay. I, I 0:09:13.270 --> 0:09:16.070 worry about you this weekend with the heat and your 0:09:16.250 --> 0:09:20.840 shed and your R2D2. No, I don't. You got to 0:09:20.860 --> 0:09:23.620 get air conditioning in that shed. I, I, I'll work 0:09:23.740 --> 0:09:26.819 on it, but I don't, if it's too hot, it, 0:09:27.250 --> 0:09:28.490 It's going to be, not if it is. I have 0:09:28.510 --> 0:09:33.070 nothing to absorb head sweat. So you get that, you know, 0:09:33.250 --> 0:09:35.690 salt in your eyes. I can't work in there when 0:09:35.730 --> 0:09:37.790 it's too hot. All right, it's Conway Show. Neil Saavedra's 0:09:37.850 --> 0:09:43.200 with us. Mr. Bombay calling Mr. Bombay. Come right away. 0:09:44.580 --> 0:09:47.080 I will explain that stupid reference when we go back. 0:09:47.940 --> 0:09:50.020 You're listening to Tim Conway Jr. 0:09:50.100 --> 0:09:57.210 On Demand from KFI AM640. Neil Saavedra is with us. 0:09:57.740 --> 0:10:01.340 What is the... Can you explain the Mr. Bombay reference? 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:04.480 I think it's funny, but I can't explain it. Okay, 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:07.470 so I'm at home, and it's not a Friday. It's 0:10:07.660 --> 0:10:12.070 midweek sometime, and I get a text from Belio that 0:10:12.170 --> 0:10:17.070 says 5? Question mark or something like that? Like 5 o'clock? 0:10:17.250 --> 0:10:21.980 Question mark? And it's like... 4.30 or a quarter to five. 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:24.880 And I'm like, I'm not supposed to be on the day, right? 0:10:24.900 --> 0:10:29.420 What's today? I'm like, so I, question mark? Come on? 0:10:30.660 --> 0:10:33.400 And she's like, yeah. And I said, then talk about 0:10:33.540 --> 0:10:36.230 R2 or something. And I'm like, okay. R2-D2, okay. 0:10:36.250 --> 0:10:36.450 Yeah. 0:10:37.510 --> 0:10:41.730 So I call in from my home studio and you 0:10:41.809 --> 0:10:44.189 ask me a bunch of questions, then berate me for 0:10:44.210 --> 0:10:44.690 my hobby. 0:10:44.710 --> 0:10:44.970 Yeah. 0:10:45.650 --> 0:10:48.319 And then go, all right, I'm done. Or something like 0:10:48.340 --> 0:10:51.020 Handel does when he has people over at his house. 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:53.600 He goes, I'm done, and then walks upstairs to go 0:10:53.620 --> 0:10:57.949 to bed. And I'm like, like freaking Dr. Bombay. Like, 0:10:57.990 --> 0:11:01.310 you just holler, Dr. Bombay, Dr. Bombay, come right away. 0:11:01.330 --> 0:11:05.380 From B-Wit. Yeah, like you're freaking... Dr. Bombay. 0:11:05.860 --> 0:11:06.319 Now, Dr. 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.699 Bombay was called on Bewitched whenever there was a problem 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:11.810 with the magic? With something. The kid was sick or 0:11:11.850 --> 0:11:15.950 something like that, or she couldn't twinkle her nose or whatever, 0:11:15.970 --> 0:11:17.210 and then he'd come. And then. 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:24.980 He'd do something. But come right away, he'd always be like... Emergency, emergency. Yeah. 0:11:25.140 --> 0:11:27.640 And he'd be like... Mr. Bombay. He'd have like a 0:11:27.740 --> 0:11:30.230 pith helmet on or something. I was in the Africa 0:11:30.260 --> 0:11:33.880 or whatever. And it's like, what do you need? And 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:37.349 it's something like that. But I felt really like I... Okay, 0:11:37.370 --> 0:11:39.429 you just call me and I appear and then it's like, 0:11:39.470 --> 0:11:43.250 we're done. You know, that was before the internet. Obviously, 0:11:43.470 --> 0:11:47.469 you know, Bewitch came on before the internet because now 0:11:47.830 --> 0:11:50.449 you couldn't do what they did. But the first two 0:11:50.490 --> 0:11:53.449 years of that series, they had either Dick Sargent or 0:11:53.510 --> 0:11:56.790 Dick York was the dad or the husband. And then 0:11:57.030 --> 0:11:59.530 they ran into contract disputes with him, so they replaced 0:11:59.570 --> 0:12:01.210 him with a guy who looks exactly like him. 0:12:01.830 --> 0:12:02.030 Yeah. 0:12:02.429 --> 0:12:04.430 So the first two years was Dick Sargent, and the 0:12:04.510 --> 0:12:08.410 next four years was Dick York. A variety of Dick. Right, 0:12:10.210 --> 0:12:18.050 but you couldn't do that nowadays. Well, Fresh Prince. 0:12:19.420 --> 0:12:23.280 Of Bel Air probably was... That was the 90s, wasn't it? 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:30.949 Into 90s. Okay, so I got on the internet in 95? Wow. 96? 0:12:30.950 --> 0:12:35.670 So his mom, they had it out, the two of them. 0:12:35.690 --> 0:12:39.460 Remember when they replaced her? Yeah. I think it was 0:12:39.530 --> 0:12:41.280 him who replaced her. Really? 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:41.480 Yeah. 0:12:41.620 --> 0:12:43.679 I think he's like, nope. I've got another story for 0:12:43.700 --> 0:12:44.600 you I heard just this week. 0:12:44.620 --> 0:12:45.520 When. 0:12:46.780 --> 0:12:50.209 Jerry Seinfeld first came to Los Angeles. He instantly got 0:12:50.250 --> 0:12:53.329 a job as the comic relief on Benson, which is 0:12:53.650 --> 0:12:56.310 odd to be the comic relief on a sitcom. That 0:12:56.330 --> 0:13:00.150 means the sitcom wasn't going well. And so he does 0:13:00.190 --> 0:13:02.550 the first show, second show, third show. He's a regular. 0:13:02.809 --> 0:13:05.770 He's a regular on Benson. And he comes in for 0:13:05.790 --> 0:13:09.250 the fourth show, table reading, and there's no script in 0:13:09.290 --> 0:13:12.710 front of him. And he says to the script supervisor 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:14.270 or producer, hey, can I get a script here? And 0:13:14.530 --> 0:13:17.350 they said, you're not on the show anymore. Your agent 0:13:17.370 --> 0:13:19.969 didn't tell you? And he had to walk out of 0:13:20.010 --> 0:13:23.610 that room in front of all the actors on Benson 0:13:24.450 --> 0:13:26.670 as the guy who wasn't told that he's no longer 0:13:26.730 --> 0:13:27.170 on the show. 0:13:28.050 --> 0:13:28.469 Wow. 0:13:28.650 --> 0:13:30.910 How crazy is that? I kind of feel like family 0:13:30.950 --> 0:13:34.140 at this point. Could I stay and just listen? But 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:35.540 you know what he said? He said that was the 0:13:35.580 --> 0:13:37.699 best lesson of his life because he promised when he 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:40.459 walked out that door, he was never, ever going to 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:43.929 do anybody's material except his own. He was only going to, 0:13:43.950 --> 0:13:45.750 and if it led to a sitcom, great. If it didn't, 0:13:45.790 --> 0:13:48.530 who cares? He's only going to do his material. He's 0:13:48.590 --> 0:13:49.340 afraid of scripts. 0:13:49.820 --> 0:13:50.050 Yeah. 0:13:50.250 --> 0:13:52.900 He's like, no, I'll always have a script in front 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:54.740 of me if I'm the one writing it. Yeah, and 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:56.660 he writes everything. I don't remember him on that show. 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:57.240 I don't either. 0:13:57.620 --> 0:14:02.800 I love Benson. If you go back, was it Robert Guillaume? Guillaume, yes. 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:08.490 And I made the mistake of asking Mark Thompson, wasn't 0:14:08.530 --> 0:14:11.250 that the guy that got hit by a car in Malibu? 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:14.400 And he said, no, that was a different guy. It 0:14:14.420 --> 0:14:14.819 wasn't Robert. 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:15.370 Ben Vereen. 0:14:15.380 --> 0:14:17.809 Ben Vereen, yeah. Yeah. And I said, well, they're both 0:14:17.850 --> 0:14:20.780 Broadway guys. Not going to dig yourself out of this one. 0:14:20.790 --> 0:14:22.730 At least you didn't say LeVar Burton. Yeah, right. It 0:14:22.750 --> 0:14:24.850 could have been LeVar Burton. He also got hit by 0:14:24.890 --> 0:14:28.970 a car in Malibu. Yeah. It's odd that so many 0:14:28.990 --> 0:14:31.230 guys are getting hit by cars in Malibu. A lot 0:14:31.270 --> 0:14:34.390 of racists in Malibu. Okay, I'm glad you said that 0:14:35.030 --> 0:14:38.280 because I would like to peel that back a little more. 0:14:38.340 --> 0:14:42.700 They do not like people of color. I'm agreeing with you. 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:45.760 I know you're doing it sort of tongue-in-cheek. Are you 0:14:45.780 --> 0:14:46.600 talking about cars? 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:47.640 Yeah. 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:50.940 Oh, not the drivers. I'm sure they're sweet people living 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.880 there in Malibu. The people who live in Malibu constantly 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:57.430 lecture people about how racist this country is, and then 0:14:57.450 --> 0:15:00.070 they go home to a city that's 98% white people. 0:15:01.550 --> 0:15:04.390 You know, a lot of people don't get this, especially 0:15:04.410 --> 0:15:07.770 with politics and everybody's picking sides, but the world is 0:15:07.830 --> 0:15:10.930 made up of hypocrites. That's right. We're all hypocrites. You 0:15:10.950 --> 0:15:12.990 and I are right there. I remember one of my 0:15:13.050 --> 0:15:17.690 favorite lines of Handel many, many years ago. He's arguing 0:15:17.730 --> 0:15:20.030 with somebody back when he used to take calls. And 0:15:20.050 --> 0:15:23.130 they're going back and forth, and he's talking about prisons 0:15:23.190 --> 0:15:26.540 or something, not in his backyard or something. And the 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:28.560 guy's like, so you believe that prisons should be in 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:31.460 someone else's backyard? He goes, yeah, but not your backyard. 0:15:31.540 --> 0:15:34.580 He goes, exactly right. He goes, how can you say that? 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:40.050 I'm a hypocrite. It's easy. I'm hypocritical as a person. 0:15:41.770 --> 0:15:44.770 We had one this week, Crozier and I. Crozier and 0:15:44.890 --> 0:15:48.650 I were talking about sunscreen at the, they don't sell 0:15:48.670 --> 0:15:50.370 it at Dodger stadium. You got to bring your own 0:15:50.390 --> 0:15:54.030 sunscreen to Dodger stadium. And Crozier said, isn't there a 0:15:54.110 --> 0:15:57.030 dry one though? Because I said, it's probably a legal 0:15:57.070 --> 0:15:59.330 issue because you know, Dodger stadium was built in the 0:15:59.350 --> 0:16:03.690 late fifties and all of the walkways are, um, buffed 0:16:03.850 --> 0:16:08.380 out really slick cement. The whole stadium is. And if 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:11.000 you put mixed sunscreen into that, it's like an ice rink. 0:16:11.460 --> 0:16:13.000 And I said, there's probably a legal issue on why 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.890 they don't want sunscreen there. And Crozier said, but isn't 0:16:15.930 --> 0:16:19.970 there a dry sunscreen? Like a powder or something? And 0:16:20.410 --> 0:16:24.790 I said, I don't know. I never wear it. And 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:27.460 he said, neither does he. And yet for 20 minutes, 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:31.420 we're telling everybody to wear it. Oh, yeah. 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:32.640 Hypocrites. 0:16:32.740 --> 0:16:39.030 That's a hypocrite. Well, you think that anchors during this week, 0:16:39.310 --> 0:16:42.850 television news anchors, no, not you, television news anchors, trust me, 0:16:42.890 --> 0:16:46.670 you've never said this when you hear me, that television 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:49.580 news anchors don't get off the air during a week 0:16:49.620 --> 0:16:52.600 like we're going to have and call up all the 0:16:52.660 --> 0:16:55.160 old people on their block saying, I'm really concerned about you. 0:16:55.180 --> 0:16:57.380 Are you getting air to get me in some water? Yeah, 0:16:57.420 --> 0:17:00.340 nobody does. Do you think they go, oh, honey, you know, 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:01.920 it's Thanksgiving. 0:17:01.940 --> 0:17:02.060 Nobody. 0:17:02.710 --> 0:17:06.490 Just let's pack our patience today. They're not doing any 0:17:06.530 --> 0:17:06.669 of that. 0:17:06.690 --> 0:17:06.840 Right. 0:17:06.910 --> 0:17:10.260 Because we're all hypocrites. That's right. We don't practice what 0:17:10.300 --> 0:17:12.139 we preach. Sometimes. Sometimes. 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:16.920 You're listening to Tim Conway Jr. On Demand from KFI 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:19.240 AM 640. 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:23.889 Neil Saavedra. I know. I know. But he leaves a 0:17:23.940 --> 0:17:27.810 cooler on his front porch on hot days filled with 0:17:27.970 --> 0:17:30.090 ice and bottles of ice water. 0:17:30.670 --> 0:17:30.870 Yeah. 0:17:30.990 --> 0:17:35.219 Bottles of water. Sometimes I'll put A variety of things. Sandwich? No, 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:38.360 I don't put food in there because I don't want, 0:17:38.380 --> 0:17:40.980 you know, I thought about putting like, I don't know, 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:42.020 protein bars or something. 0:17:42.100 --> 0:17:42.600 Fruit? 0:17:43.060 --> 0:17:46.899 Yeah, fruit in there. And you leave it for the mailman? 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:50.660 I started for the postal guy, Charlie. He's a good guy, 0:17:50.980 --> 0:17:56.680 and we have a hard route, hilly. Okay. And so 0:17:56.980 --> 0:17:59.119 I would try and catch him. You know, if I 0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:02.220 saw him on the cameras or something coming up the way, 0:18:02.420 --> 0:18:03.660 I would try and get out there and say, hey, 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:05.790 you need anything? And then I thought I would miss 0:18:05.830 --> 0:18:08.610 him sometimes. So I put it out. And then I thought, well, 0:18:08.630 --> 0:18:10.609 you've got other drivers. So I put a sign on 0:18:10.670 --> 0:18:14.119 it to let him know that whoever it is. And 0:18:14.130 --> 0:18:16.840 I was telling Tim that it's like what they call 0:18:16.859 --> 0:18:19.659 the black tax or the minority tax. It's people of 0:18:19.700 --> 0:18:22.140 color that come up, always give it a second look. 0:18:22.200 --> 0:18:24.300 And I know they're going, I don't want people to 0:18:24.340 --> 0:18:27.780 think I'm stealing. And it bums me out. Yeah. White 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:30.040 guys go straight to it. They grab something. They give 0:18:30.060 --> 0:18:33.840 the thumbs up in the camera. Oh, that's great. And 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:36.350 I want to pop on and just say, it's for you. 0:18:36.670 --> 0:18:39.260 Take it. And it breaks my heart. Just take it. 0:18:39.340 --> 0:18:41.639 It's for you. It's got your name on it. If 0:18:41.680 --> 0:18:43.959 you're delivering something to our house, it's for you. 0:18:44.040 --> 0:18:44.159