Speaker 1: You said my heart from the fade up.
Speaker 2: Oh last night, I'm going to sleep now. We sleep
Speaker 2: in different rooms because gross, I mean, come on, who
Speaker 2: my wife and I sleep in different rooms. And that
Speaker 2: I was just may fall asleep, maybe laying in bed
Speaker 2: about a half an hour, A little trouble getting to sleep.
Speaker 2: The thump, big thump somewhere in the house. Oh no,
Speaker 2: And I said, what was that. She said, I thought
Speaker 2: it was you. We yelled from different bedrooms, and I
Speaker 2: said no, And it was like a thump, like a thud,
Speaker 2: like maybe like a baseball hit in the house, but bigger.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, something like that thump. And I'm like, that's unsettling.
Speaker 2: I finally get sleep about I don't know, twenty minutes
Speaker 2: later or whatever. Beepoop, beepoop, beepoop, and I'm just thinking
Speaker 2: it's in my dream. This beep boom, it's the alarm
Speaker 2: going off. Now I'm like, now I'm awake, like the
Speaker 2: security alarm. That's alarm clock exactly, yes, thank you, And
Speaker 2: now I'm awake. And she's like, why is that going off?
Speaker 2: I said, I have no idea. So I check all
Speaker 2: the doors, everything's locked, everything's fine, there's no mysterious person
Speaker 2: hiding behind the shower curtain. So it turned out that
Speaker 2: the alarm system decided to update itself at eleven fifty
Speaker 2: last night, weird time. And when it downloads the new firmware,
Speaker 2: it lets you know that it's downloading the new front
Speaker 2: boop boo boo boo boo boop. And I'm like, come on,
Speaker 2: what about the kathump? I don't know what the cathump was.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, So were you prepared for there to
Speaker 3: thank god, there wasn't, but for there to be something
Speaker 3: when you went downstairs.
Speaker 2: No, if you go have my gun with me, my
Speaker 2: house bristles with ammunition, guns and firepower. But I didn't
Speaker 2: grab my nine milimeter. I didn't grab it because I
Speaker 2: just thought, Eah, you know what, do I really want
Speaker 2: to shoot anybody. I don't want to shoot anybody tonight.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: Hell Yeah, she's bigger than me and way stronger. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and way braver. So that was my night last night.
Speaker 2: Good night last night.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. I was in the dentist for like
Speaker 3: two hours. Fine, but too. I used to be terrified
Speaker 3: of the dentist when I was a kid, Like they
Speaker 3: used to have to actually strap me downs what you said. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'd be kicking the dentist and stuff. And I had
Speaker 3: to go get a two fillings yesterday like a dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that so terrified. And then that's my plan today,
Speaker 2: take Ava our dog to the vet. Nothing glorious, no teeth.
Speaker 2: That's Christmas break.
Speaker 3: They keep saying, Oh, we can do on a Tuesday,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, who was pizza Yoda do on a Tuesday?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're getting your wisdom teeth pulled over Christmas? Yeah. Probably.
Speaker 3: My girlfriend Alyssa said that this is gonna be the
Speaker 3: best day of her life because she had hers taken out,
Speaker 3: so she knows.
Speaker 2: That it's not a great process.
Speaker 5: So she gets to watch you do it.
Speaker 3: She gets to watch me, she gets to have blackmail
Speaker 3: and take pictures and videos of me.
Speaker 2: It's not I mean probably there's different experiences. Is kind
Speaker 2: of like when you get like any surgery, gallbladder, colonoscopy,
Speaker 2: whinny anything. People will be like, oh, it was terrible,
Speaker 2: and other people like, it's no big deal. It's not
Speaker 2: the best day of your life, but it's really no
Speaker 2: big deal.
Speaker 6: I hope that Alyssa gets a video. If you like
Speaker 6: David after the dentist. That viral video of the kid.
Speaker 7: Is this real life screams and then passes out in
Speaker 7: the chair.
Speaker 1: When I got my wrist surgery, I was so out
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 6: I don't remember any of this, but I was like
Speaker 6: telling the nurse all these things. And then at one
Speaker 6: point she's like feeding me water and I'm like what
Speaker 6: is this and she was like it's water.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I thought it was coffee. You're
Speaker 1: trying to give me fed up, she was.
Speaker 2: Like, bring me vodka instead. You wake up out a surgery,
Speaker 2: out of anesthesia, and you don't really remember it. You
Speaker 2: just want to go back to sleep. And I'm worried
Speaker 2: that if I ever have a big surgery that I
Speaker 2: will confess to a murder or something like that. You know, yeah,
Speaker 2: that the Gold Sheen Glen Sheen Mansion murders idea. It
Speaker 2: was me me to kill all those people, and they'll
Speaker 2: be like, h should we call the police because this
Speaker 2: guy's confessing to murders. I worry that I'll be doing
Speaker 2: something like that. I wonder if you, if you are
Speaker 2: a nurse and you work in like postop or whatever,
Speaker 2: do people confess to things? Do people like say what
Speaker 2: what have people said that when they come out of
Speaker 2: or maybe you were there when your partner or your
Speaker 2: kid came out of surgery, and it's like I was
Speaker 2: part of the Mansion family.
Speaker 7: I just cry usually and ask where my mom is?
Speaker 7: Even as a Corona adult. Yeah, I feel like I'll
Speaker 7: be like five coming out of a surgery. My mom
Speaker 7: will be long gone and I'll be like, where's my mom?
Speaker 2: Probably probably they happened. All right. It is KATWB, it
Speaker 2: is Thursday or Wednesday. Tomorrow is Boo Bash. I'm very
Speaker 2: excited about Boo Bash. We got our costumes together mostly
Speaker 2: mine is ready to go. Got a little special effects
Speaker 2: that I got to work on, but other than that,
Speaker 2: we are ready for Boo Bash. So many people want
Speaker 2: to go to Boobash. Somebody just texted a little while ago,
Speaker 2: and I think Von texted in the back. They said
Speaker 2: I want to go to Boo Bash. So you texted
Speaker 2: them back and got in. Yes. I said send your name,
Speaker 2: your email, and your phone number. They did. And now
Speaker 2: I'm putting you on the spreadsheet as we.
Speaker 1: Speak, and that it's flaky with us either.
Speaker 6: If you're asking us for tickets out of nowhere, you
Speaker 6: better be showing up to our big Boo Bash.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. It's kind of like if you're saying that
Speaker 2: you're going to come to my barbecue and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be there, I'm gonna bring my partner, and
Speaker 2: then you don't show up. That means like, no, well
Speaker 2: I was, so don't don't plan on going and then
Speaker 2: decide later.
Speaker 5: Hold thy self accountable.
Speaker 2: Yes exactly, Halloween Woe. We got Boo Basge tickets for
Speaker 2: you right now if you want to go to Boo
Speaker 2: Bash that is tomorrow night. Gary Spivey confirmed we talked
Speaker 2: to him yesterday. He'll be there doing readings. If you
Speaker 2: could ask a psychic anything you wanted and you knew
Speaker 2: you'd get the right answer, what would you ask, are
Speaker 2: you going to reconnect with the love of your life?
Speaker 2: A lot of people are with somebody who is not
Speaker 2: the love of their life and they should be back
Speaker 2: with the other one. Maybe it's in the cards, maybe
Speaker 2: it's not. What would you ask Gary Spivey if you
Speaker 2: knew that he would give you the right answer? Will
Speaker 2: you ever open on Broadway? Will you ever be on Broadway?
Speaker 2: Will you ever be in cats?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 7: I probably wouldn't ask that. I'd probably ask if I
Speaker 7: was going to be alone forever.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's a good one too. Yeah, what would you
Speaker 2: ask a psychic you knew anything? The answer would be right.
Speaker 6: I would ask if they see me living in Minnesota
Speaker 6: the rest of my life, because I don't know that
Speaker 6: that's my forever, this is my forever state.
Speaker 2: I gotcha. Okay, Vaughan, what would you ask Gary Spivey?
Speaker 3: Will I own my own pork chop stand after I
Speaker 3: retire from radio?
Speaker 2: Is the dumbest thing ever?
Speaker 5: He wants a long time away?
Speaker 2: Is it? Is it that what you really want to do?
Speaker 2: Own a pork chop stand? You want to own a
Speaker 2: liquor store? What's the problem with my I want to
Speaker 2: marry somebody who owns au It's way different. What's logical?
Speaker 2: What would you ask Gary Spivey? Think about it. We'll
Speaker 2: get some more tickets coming up. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 2: right now, during this commercial break, we'll go through the
Speaker 2: phones and get a bunch of phone calls and get
Speaker 2: you on the guest list for Boo Bash tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: If you're going, I don't have a good costume. I
Speaker 2: don't care. I don't care if you were like a
Speaker 2: funny hat with a propeller on the top. We'll make
Speaker 2: funny for it because it sucks. But if you want
Speaker 2: to go, we'd love to have you there. Six' five
Speaker 2: one nine eight nine kdub and we'll be back to
Speaker 2: Cover Dave's.
Speaker 6: Dirt.
Speaker 2: Net it is The Dave Ryan. Show good morning ON.
Speaker 2: Katiewb we're about to Do Dave's. Dirt just want to
Speaker 2: let you. Know if you want Those Boo bash, tickets
Speaker 2: then let us, know send us. Up you can call
Speaker 2: us and we will get you on the list For Boo.
Speaker 2: BASH i had the sweetest thing happened. Yesterday so REMEMBER
Speaker 2: i got an espresso for my, birthday AND i was, like,
Speaker 2: man the coffee's awfully, strong because it turns out the
Speaker 2: espresso in espresso stands For. Espresso while you didn't know.
Speaker 2: THAT i really thought it was just a coffee. Maker
Speaker 2: and So i'm, like, yeah it's kind of strong and
Speaker 2: a little bit, bitter and it's NOT i don't dislike,
Speaker 2: It it's just not exactly WHAT i thought it would.
Speaker 2: Be so my Daughter, alison she was listening, Yesterday she's, Like,
Speaker 2: OH i really want you to like your an. ESPRESSO
Speaker 2: i love. Mine so she comes all the way From Apple,
Speaker 2: valley drives out to our house and happening, yesterday and
Speaker 2: she brought all of her little coffiness bresso, supply she
Speaker 2: brought little, pods she brought a cooler with oatmelk in.
Speaker 2: It she brought her little crock of brown, sugar and
Speaker 2: she brought some different pods and she's, Like i'm going
Speaker 2: to show you how to make one that's really really.
Speaker 5: Good he's like an espresso. FAIRY i just thought.
Speaker 4: It was so.
Speaker 2: Sweet it was, like it was just so cute that
Speaker 2: here's the thing THAT i think That alison thinks right.
Speaker 2: NOW i think she thinks That i'm going to die,
Speaker 2: soon so she's being nice to. Me she's at that
Speaker 2: age where you're watching your parents get a little bit.
Speaker 2: OLDER i, FIGURE i still got a good three or
Speaker 2: four years left in, me you know WHAT i? Mean
Speaker 2: three or. Four BUT i think That alison is like
Speaker 2: wants to be extra nice because she thinks That i've
Speaker 2: got one foot in the. Grave are you at a
Speaker 2: point With? Ronda Because ronda AND i are close to
Speaker 2: the same. Age can you ever look at your mom and,
Speaker 2: GO i better take her to the? Fair AND i
Speaker 2: better buy her a bench and get her a hot
Speaker 2: pocket because she's going to die. Soon.
Speaker 7: Yeah well that's where we're going To graceland on Your.
Speaker 7: Disney well, not that's not. Why BUT i definitely want
Speaker 7: to go and do stuff with my mom while she is,
Speaker 7: lucid you.
Speaker 2: Know while she is. Lucid, yep, okay BECAUSE.
Speaker 5: I, wanted you, know her to enjoy it and remember.
Speaker 7: It but if she's seventy, five IF i wait ten,
Speaker 7: years then she might not be so. Great.
Speaker 2: Yeah SO i just thought it was very sweet as
Speaker 2: she came, out and she was so cute with her
Speaker 2: little brown sugar and her little scoop and her little
Speaker 2: oat milk. Things she brought a little froth and it
Speaker 2: was Was, yeah it was good. Coffee so thank, You.
Speaker 6: Allison, OKAY i know we gotta get into, dirt but real,
Speaker 6: Quick i'm assuming everything is okay with her And target
Speaker 6: and her.
Speaker 2: Job you know, what we didn't really want to talk
Speaker 2: about it BECAUSE i could sit here and Say, allison,
Speaker 2: yes kept her, job but that doesn't console the hundreds
Speaker 2: of people who lost their job. Yesterday. Yeah, so, yeah
Speaker 2: there was a lot of people who lost their job
Speaker 2: At target. Yesterday and if that was one of you
Speaker 2: where somebody you're close to you were really. Sorry but
Speaker 2: people are already getting up On LinkedIn and they're already
Speaker 2: looking around for their next.
Speaker 1: Job yeah For, target you got some good.
Speaker 2: Resume, yeah so good luck if that was. You and you,
Speaker 2: know things will get. Better they is what is always
Speaker 2: dark is before the. Dawn so it will get better
Speaker 2: and you will find something that you like even, more
Speaker 2: like working for a casino or.
Speaker 6: Something we just go take a little quick vacation and
Speaker 6: don't think about it right. Now what if radio people
Speaker 6: call It i'm on the beach on the beach right. Now,
Speaker 6: yeah when radio people are let, go which everyone jokes in,
Speaker 6: radio you've never made it in radio until you've been let.
Speaker 6: Go so if you're looking for a, job a lot
Speaker 6: of radio people be, Like i'm on.
Speaker 1: The beach right. Now but let me know if you
Speaker 1: have any.
Speaker 2: Opening whatever the bad news and radio, is there are
Speaker 2: no opening.
Speaker 1: In florida's full right.
Speaker 2: Now, yes it's so. True you don't make social.
Speaker 1: Media for, gossip rumors and half.
Speaker 5: Truths you've Got dave's dirt On kati W.
Speaker 2: B let's dive into the dirt here on katib to
Speaker 2: be THE nfl listen to the loudest voices that complained
Speaker 2: About Bad bunny headlining The Super bowl halftime, show because
Speaker 2: let's face, IT i, MEAN i Like Bad. BUNNY i
Speaker 2: thought he was great and Happy gilmore, too And i'm
Speaker 2: curious to see what he does during the halftime. Show
Speaker 2: but there's a lot of people like your Uncle frank
Speaker 2: and your Aunt betty who were, like by watch A Bad.
Speaker 2: Bunny so yesterday THE nfl announced That sting is going
Speaker 2: to headline A San francisco show on The friday Before
Speaker 2: Super Bowl. Sunday so that's kind of a weird. Thing
Speaker 2: sting has not had a hit song for more than three,
Speaker 2: decades but The, boomers they love this guy every, breath You.
Speaker 7: Tay i'm at Least i'm glad that it's on a different,
Speaker 7: day and it's to appease people who are cranky About
Speaker 7: Bad bunny because there was like the the like everyone
Speaker 7: signed this petition For Garth brooks to be.
Speaker 5: The halftime show.
Speaker 7: Instead, yeah AND i JUST i think it's it's fine
Speaker 7: that it's on a different.
Speaker 6: Day, Yeah like if it was on the same, day it's,
Speaker 6: like take it away from What Bad bunny deserves what
Speaker 6: he deserves for his.
Speaker 1: Performance but then at that, point.
Speaker 3: It's just a whole different. Concert like it's not even
Speaker 3: to rebel Against Bad, bunny right, exactly and it should
Speaker 3: just be a whole different. Concert but THE nfl is very.
Speaker 3: Smart don't think that they did. This they did it
Speaker 3: as a money making. Move they want to cater to
Speaker 3: the older and wealthier crowd that plans to go to the.
Speaker 2: Game so the so Called Super bowl sixty Five. No
Speaker 2: fifty Five studio sixty will feture a weekend of unforgettable music,
Speaker 2: entertainment and your Aunt gladys who just Loves, sting.
Speaker 5: Loves sting and she can go and see him On.
Speaker 2: Friday, YEAH i, MEAN i have no beef with, that,
Speaker 2: because let's face, it one day we'll all be older
Speaker 2: and will be, like who the hell is this Bring
Speaker 2: Bad bunny to the. Show it's, like who is this?
Speaker 2: Guy this Haula graham? GUY i love that, guy because
Speaker 2: you'll be doing that one day. Too yeah you all think, That,
Speaker 2: no everybody thinks they when they get, it.
Speaker 5: Not as loudly as all These.
Speaker 2: Krabby's you're a pretty crabby.
Speaker 5: Girl i'm Crud.
Speaker 6: Chad loud so there's a theory going around that last
Speaker 6: week's picture Of Justin timberlake And people magazine is masking
Speaker 6: the trouble that is happening in his. MARRIAGE jtspr team
Speaker 6: has put public pressure On Jessica biale to work through
Speaker 6: their issues in an anonymous source so That jessica And
Speaker 6: justin had a small celebration for their wedding. Anniversary even
Speaker 6: when life is, down they're committed to their.
Speaker 1: Marriage they are happy and.
Speaker 6: United, However jessica has every right to be, upset considering
Speaker 6: him drunk, driving cuddling with movie, stars plus all the
Speaker 6: mistreatment that's come out over the years With Jana jackson
Speaker 6: and Like Britney spears and.
Speaker 1: Stuff so is he doing, Okay we're not, sure but
Speaker 1: they're making him look like he does In people.
Speaker 3: MAGAZINE i predicted at the top of this year that
Speaker 3: they were going to divorce before the end of twenty twenty.
Speaker 5: Five so you're still, yeah my.
Speaker 7: Girl Chapel roone has been added to the lineup for
Speaker 7: The rock And Roll hall Of fame induction, ceremony which
Speaker 7: happens On november.
Speaker 4: Eighth i'm so excited to be Inducting Cindy lauper into
Speaker 4: The rock And Roll hall Of fame On november. Eighth
Speaker 4: she has inspired me with her, fashion her, hair of,
Speaker 4: course her, makeup hers. MUSIC i actually auditioned With True
Speaker 4: colors For America's Got talent WHEN i was. THIRTEEN i
Speaker 4: didn't make, it but the song is still, incredible.
Speaker 7: And there's gonna be a bunch of other people there
Speaker 7: to induct as, well Like Olivia rodrigo And doja cat et,
Speaker 7: cetera et.
Speaker 3: Cetera so that'll happen On november. Eighth and we're getting
Speaker 3: a sixth season Of Only murders in The. Building people
Speaker 3: thought after season five it was, done But Selena gomez
Speaker 3: posted yesterday and, said, well looks like Our fami is
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Speaker 2: me a suggestion for the singalong song of the. Day
Speaker 2: we'll do it next on katib Tob but we need a.
Speaker 2: Suggestion what do you want to sing along? With and
Speaker 2: the good news is we all get to share in your.
Speaker 2: Pick so text me what song would be fun to
Speaker 2: sing along with and we'll do that next on KATIE
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Speaker 2: b W. B it is sign for the sing along
Speaker 2: song of the day here ON katiewb and without further,
Speaker 2: ado we give you a song that basically you sing
Speaker 2: along with BECAUSE i read somewhere and it totally makes. Sense,
Speaker 2: yeah that that singing will boost your endorphins and boost
Speaker 2: your joy in the, Morning so you sing it along
Speaker 2: in the, shower while you're making your kids, breakfast or
Speaker 2: just to wake up the whole, family sing along with
Speaker 2: the radio and bring yourself a little.
Speaker 7: Joy you got that, joy joy, joy joy down in my,
Speaker 7: heart wear down in my, heart wear down in my.
Speaker 5: HEART i got that, joy joy joy joy down in my.
Speaker 2: Heart wear down in my heart. Today thank. You Vacation Bible. School?
Speaker 2: Yeah did you ever go to Vacation Bible? School Jenny.
Speaker 6: NO i Did sunday school every Single, sunday, though SO
Speaker 6: i was always In Sunday. SCHOOL i feel LIKE i
Speaker 6: was year Round sunday school.
Speaker 2: TOO i did, Too, yeah year Round sunday. School did
Speaker 2: you go to Vacation Bible?
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Speaker 3: summer SO i would go and we do like a
Speaker 3: week of you, know those types of songs and having
Speaker 3: the s'mores like the summer camp be.
Speaker 2: Things BUT i went to church camp a couple of
Speaker 2: times WHEN i was a. Kid there were always kids
Speaker 2: like not hooking up because we were like, fourteen but
Speaker 2: they were like making. Out there was one kid that
Speaker 2: there's always a kid at Boy scout camp in church
Speaker 2: camp that brought cigarettes or. Weed always a kid that's, like,
Speaker 2: yes WHAT i got some of my mom's. Cigarettes they.
Speaker 2: Cursuitcase they. Cursed, oh they they.
Speaker 5: Cursed all the.
Speaker 2: Time what all? Right did we find a song for?
Speaker 2: Me are you still computer?
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Speaker 2: NO i believe there we.
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Speaker 2: Enrique why? Not kind of an unusual. Choice it's a beautiful.
Speaker 2: Song let's do it for your sing along song of
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Speaker 2: when that song was, NEW i did a parody of
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Speaker 2: all about what a loser the singer, was and he
Speaker 2: would stare at your girlfriend's. Boobs AND i will Play
Speaker 2: xbox all.
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Speaker 2: on my shirt AND i had backup dancers that had
Speaker 2: zero's painted on their. Shirt and THEN i forgot the,
Speaker 2: lyrics so it was not my. Best here here's a
Speaker 2: little clip of this, song Let me be Your. ZERO
Speaker 2: i can't believe anybody remembers this. Song would you? Cook
Speaker 2: IF i asked you to? Cook would you.
Speaker 8: Run to the liquor? Store the?
Speaker 2: Accent?
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Speaker 5: Or put the moves on your?
Speaker 8: Mom IF i gave you Crab life.
Speaker 2: And left a lot of cubes on your?
Speaker 8: Drain or would you mind IF i quit my job
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Speaker 8: a zero. BABY i can't.
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Speaker 3: DAY i want a big old stack of.
Speaker 2: Hustlers that's a porn. MAGAZINE i put a best boat. On,
Speaker 2: okay that's. Enough any more than. That it goes on
Speaker 2: for another two. Minutes let's get rid of that. Song
Speaker 2: we can delete that one. FOREVER i don't. Care all,
Speaker 2: right let's do this. Instead here we. Go vonti is
Speaker 2: gonna stir the. Pot what is on your? Mind young Von.
Speaker 2: Tavius i'm coming the.
Speaker 3: Guy When i'm on a plane and it, Lands i'll
Speaker 3: stand up, immediately even Though i'm all the way in
Speaker 3: the back of a damn.
Speaker 5: Plane why are you standing?
Speaker 6: UP i don't.
Speaker 3: Know it gives me some maybe just BECAUSE i need
Speaker 3: to stretch my, legs BUT i Know i'm not going
Speaker 3: anywhere to everybody in front of me gets.
Speaker 1: Out OH i thought you.
Speaker 6: Were about to, say you're the one who like gets
Speaker 6: in the aisle and tries to get.
Speaker 3: Out, yeah in the, back slowly but. Surely But I'm
Speaker 3: i'm getting. There i'm not at that age, yet But i'm.
Speaker 3: Slowly like ONCE i, Stand i'm like trying to slowly
Speaker 3: inch Or i'm moving. Around so the, person if there's
Speaker 3: like somebody in the, aisle they can.
Speaker 2: Get out of my. WAIST i think he does. This
Speaker 2: this is not stir the. Pot this Is vont pokes the.
Speaker 2: Bear he is making this. UP i know this, kid
Speaker 2: he is not rude enough to stand up an inch
Speaker 2: his way towards the.
Speaker 3: Front do not BECAUSE i gotta do the pe.
Speaker 2: Dance the peed dance will get people to be, like all,
Speaker 2: RIGHT i see this. Guy he wants to get.
Speaker 3: Out let me let me try to start inching, out
Speaker 3: even though none of us are getting out anytime.
Speaker 2: SOON i just stay. Seated, YEAH i do. TOO i
Speaker 2: don't have any problem with people who want to stand
Speaker 2: up in the aisle but you're not going. Anywhere is
Speaker 2: the people who stand up in row thirty four that
Speaker 2: pick their stuff up and then start inching their way
Speaker 2: up to row. Fifteen, YEAH i have a problem with that.
Speaker 2: One BUT i don't Believe vant does. THIS i think
Speaker 2: he's poking the, bear not stirring the.
Speaker 7: Pod.
Speaker 2: HAHA i think you're a nicer kid than. THAT i
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Speaker 2: It what's?
Speaker 7: Up?
Speaker 2: Uh the way to get through a crowd if you're
Speaker 2: at The State fair or a concert or anywhere there's
Speaker 2: a big. Crowd Pat, eberts who used to be on
Speaker 2: the Show, rip told me the way to do. It
Speaker 2: what you do is you cover your mouth and you,
Speaker 2: Go i'm gonna be. Sick i'm going to be. Sick
Speaker 2: i'm gonna be, sick and people will part like The
Speaker 2: Red sea because nobody wants you to puke on. Them
Speaker 2: so if you're trying to get to the front of
Speaker 2: a line or through a big. Crowd let's say you're
Speaker 2: outside of A vikings game and you're trying to don't
Speaker 2: cut in, line but you're trying to cut through the
Speaker 2: or something like, that just Go i'm gonna be. Sick i'm,
Speaker 2: sick and Everybody i've tried, it it will. Get if
Speaker 2: your kid is with, you you say they're gonna be,
Speaker 2: Sick they're gonna be, sick and it works like a.
Speaker 3: Try or in twenty twenty, five you could just cover
Speaker 3: your mouth and cough and people will part like The
Speaker 3: red zeat because they DID covid or.
Speaker 7: Something, SEE i would Say i'm going to be, sick
Speaker 7: and then it would be my. Luck that like when
Speaker 7: someone when you're on a trail and you're walking and
Speaker 7: then someone, says like on your left and then you
Speaker 7: turn over to their left and you walk right into a.
Speaker 5: Bicycle that would be. ME i WOULD i, WOULD i
Speaker 5: would Hear i'm gonna be.
Speaker 7: SICK i would turn around and walk directly into the
Speaker 7: person Because i'd be like.
Speaker 2: Terrified we're, like which way DO i?
Speaker 7: Go i'm trying to get out of the way for,
Speaker 7: You and Then i'd walk right into them and then
Speaker 7: they'd throw up on.
Speaker 2: Me that would be my.
Speaker 6: LUCK i also just want to say that anyone who
Speaker 6: does stand up in the middle of like or at
Speaker 6: the end of the, flight and they try to get
Speaker 6: in front of, people but they try to get in
Speaker 6: front of, people you end up not getting in front
Speaker 6: of people. Anyways nobody lets you. Through no roes go
Speaker 6: like Row by Row By roe AND I the one
Speaker 6: basketball SKILL i still have is how to block. PEOPLE
Speaker 6: i do a whole stands, YEAH i, go it's, no,
Speaker 6: yeah get out of. SITUATION a great video on TikTok
Speaker 6: the other day of a woman being, like you, know
Speaker 6: what's so crazy WHAT i just saw at the airport
Speaker 6: airport was this woman literally ran off the, plane ran
Speaker 6: over a old lady to get off as quick as she.
Speaker 1: Could and now guess.
Speaker 6: What we're both standing at the baggage claim waiting for our,
Speaker 6: bags and.
Speaker 2: Then she might something really, bad but.
Speaker 1: She pants to the woman right next to.
Speaker 5: Her she pants.
Speaker 6: Her maybe she pans heed too because she was annoyed about.
Speaker 5: It either, way either, way it was a great.
Speaker 1: Video should we do some horror movie bracket?
Speaker 2: Updates, yes, yeah let's. Do let's do since we have
Speaker 2: vont on, anyway let's do the and see what the
Speaker 2: movies have been moved on and.
Speaker 3: Eliminated yesterday our bracket went Up Poulter guys Versus, halloween
Speaker 3: And halloween.
Speaker 2: Won, okay uh it? Went we went.
Speaker 3: Started the music's Playing exorcists Versus The conjuring and The
Speaker 3: conjuring one.
Speaker 2: The Music hanjuring beat The.
Speaker 3: EXTRICIST i was surprised by that Because exorcist was pulling.
Speaker 3: Ahead First Texas Chainsaw masaca Versus The shining and now
Speaker 3: The shining has moved.
Speaker 2: On okay makes sense that.
Speaker 3: Yeah and then last but not, least it was A
Speaker 3: scream versus From nightmare On Elm.
Speaker 2: Street scream.
Speaker 5: One, REALLY.
Speaker 1: I feel Like.
Speaker 2: Nightmare it is so. Good so what are the? Brackets?
Speaker 3: Now down to the last Four, halloween which is The
Speaker 3: Michael myers film Versus The.
Speaker 2: CONJURING i think there's gonna be no question there what will? Win? Really, Halloween,
Speaker 2: yeah that's WHAT i.
Speaker 3: Think right, now it's pulling ahead at sixty five percent
Speaker 3: of the. Vote And The shining Versus. Scream this one
Speaker 3: is literally only off by. Two it's fifty one percent
Speaker 3: has The scream right. Now but this is the updated
Speaker 3: bracket for, today so you have all. Data go vote
Speaker 3: if you think. Otherwise some of my favorites have already dropped. Out,
Speaker 3: yeah Like Poulter geys Didn'take Chainsaw, massacre have already dropped.
Speaker 7: OUT i feel LIKE i personally think it's gonna end
Speaker 7: up Being scream And.
Speaker 2: Halloween COULD i tell You poultergeist And. Halloween halloween had
Speaker 2: won by sixty five?
Speaker 3: Percent, Oh conjuring had one by fifty seven percent Versus,
Speaker 3: Exorcist The shining And Texas Chainsaw mascer was sixty one. Percent,
Speaker 3: okay so these weren't as close as the day. Before
Speaker 3: the day before they were like eight, Yeaheah, wait.
Speaker 1: What Was nightmare On Elm street Versus No i'm forgetting
Speaker 1: what it was?
Speaker 2: Again Versus?
Speaker 3: Scream it was fifty seven percent in favor of scream You,
Speaker 3: yeah there's pretty well.
Speaker 2: Ballanced there wasn't anyone that was real blowout really that
Speaker 2: maybe a Couple go vote On Dave Ryan show On.
Speaker 2: Instagram go check that. Out we are never more than
Speaker 2: thirty minutes away from The Sabrina carpenter key. Word that's can.
Speaker 2: Cool it is what? IS i thought today Was thursday
Speaker 2: for a, Second, no that's.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow thought that like twice.
Speaker 2: Already it feels like A. Thursday it's Only. Wednesday we do, have,
Speaker 2: Though Boo bash tickets to give away all morning or.
Speaker 2: That so hang on and right now let's get into KD.
Speaker 2: Wb i'm gonna give you a choice of. Stories either
Speaker 2: aliens will show themselves in the world today or the
Speaker 2: bird theory will predict whether your relationship is. Doomed which
Speaker 2: one do you want to?
Speaker 7: Hear?
Speaker 5: Aliens?
Speaker 2: Aliens you want to hear about? Aliens, okay let's hear
Speaker 2: about aliens. Today aliens may show themselves in the world.
Speaker 2: Today so the story. Goes and first of, all before
Speaker 2: we get to, THAT i want to let you know
Speaker 2: you heard about the the lab monkeys that got out
Speaker 2: somewhere like, that yeah or. Whatever so The lab. Monkeys
Speaker 2: if you've watched enough, movies the lab monkeys will bite.
Speaker 2: Somebody that person will turn into a violent, zombie and
Speaker 2: the zombie apocalypse is. Coming so have you've been kind
Speaker 2: of hoping for it and you got your shotgun shells
Speaker 2: and your bottled. Water this could be the day because
Speaker 2: the lab monkeys have escaped In georgia or somewhere like.
Speaker 7: That it turns into the. Apocalypse i'm. Out it was
Speaker 7: nice knowing you.
Speaker 2: All, yeah you wouldn't.
Speaker 5: FIGHT i would not fight BECAUSE i would lose.
Speaker 2: Instantly so a bunch of sites are claiming aliens could
Speaker 2: make first contact. Today if you're not up on YOUR ufo.
Speaker 2: News an interstellar comet from outside our solar systems been
Speaker 2: zipping past us the past few months and it's only
Speaker 2: the third one we've ever. Seen and it's, big so
Speaker 2: experts say it's the size Of, manhattan and it's different
Speaker 2: than normal comets because it has a. WINDSHIELD i made that.
Speaker 2: Up oh, OKAY i made that part. Up but THE
Speaker 2: x files think it is a. Mothership a mother, ship
Speaker 2: so THE x files crowd that, is and it's millions
Speaker 2: of miles away right. Now it's on the other side
Speaker 2: of The. Sun so why is today of the. Day
Speaker 2: basically when it reaches its closest point to The, sun
Speaker 2: an event called A. Paarahelian if it's, aliens today's the
Speaker 2: best day for them to change course by firing their
Speaker 2: boosters and using The sun's gravity like a. Slingshot and
Speaker 2: if they know we're, watching they might want to reach
Speaker 2: out and say, hi or or destroy. Us like in
Speaker 2: the Movie war of The. World they point a little,
Speaker 2: beam match, It you're turned into. Dust. Dust so a
Speaker 2: guy At harvard Named Abby loebe has been pushing for
Speaker 2: the alien. Theory he joked last month of your planet
Speaker 2: a vacation go before. Today he didn't really predict they'd
Speaker 2: make first contact. Today that's just the Average internet moron exaggerating.
Speaker 2: Things but fans of the theory think there is a
Speaker 2: chance the ship has already released probes and they are
Speaker 2: on their way. Here we're. Cooked, yeah we are. Ridiculous
Speaker 2: i'm here for. It but in, reality there's no reason
Speaker 2: to think that is today is more likely than any other.
Speaker 7: Day so, WELL i hope it's. Today that'd be Cooling.
Speaker 5: Saturday, yeah what a, Twist what a twist if they
Speaker 5: showed up? Today boo bash. Though, okay then they can
Speaker 5: come On. Friday.
Speaker 2: Okay if they, came they would win the costume. Contest about,
Speaker 2: that it's like, boa that is. Great what's your? NAME
Speaker 2: i believe what A? Belia? Ba oh, wow A? Belia
Speaker 2: you are the? Winner where are you? From? Cleveland all,
Speaker 2: right let's do a little face off game here On
Speaker 2: katie W. B who is? Hosting who is playing face?
Speaker 2: Off is?
Speaker 7: Hosting dave And jenny are playing. Today but one of
Speaker 7: you has to leave the.
Speaker 2: ROOM i will leave the. Broom. Okay, okay you give
Speaker 2: the category AND i will be back in a.
Speaker 7: Minute all, right bye bye out, There, okay and wait
Speaker 7: for the.
Speaker 5: Door, okay there we. Go, Okay, JENNY i will give
Speaker 5: you three different. Categories you're supposed to name as many
Speaker 5: things in that category as you possibly. Can are you?
Speaker 2: Ready? Ready?
Speaker 5: Okay your first category IS tv CHANNELS.
Speaker 6: CBS, NBC, wcc don't care A, Lovin, FOX, mtv V h, One, Disney, Nickelodeon.
Speaker 1: History, CHANNEL, U.
Speaker 6: Pbs, okay, moving.
Speaker 2: He's gonna crush.
Speaker 1: That he watches so.
Speaker 5: Much to do watch a lot OF. Tv, Well i've
Speaker 5: got a little theme going. Here so your next category.
Speaker 6: Is, Sitcoms, Friends Seinfeld's, Cheers i'm not good at Sign,
Speaker 6: yeah those are the COMS i, know The Office.
Speaker 5: Frasier, hey you got some at the end, There good.
Speaker 2: Job.
Speaker 5: Okay your last category Is. Jenny are you? Ready CARTOON tv, shows.
Speaker 6: Rug, Rats Power, Rangers Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Bug, Bunny
Speaker 6: tom And, jerry And.
Speaker 1: Rocket Power The Wow THORNBERRY'S.
Speaker 6: I love that show is related TO W i feel
Speaker 6: like And dave should have played this.
Speaker 5: Round come on, In, Dave, Hello, dave welcome.
Speaker 2: Back you can thank? You, Hi?
Speaker 5: Dave all? Right are you ready to uh to make it.
Speaker 6: Happen For you're ready BECAUSE i?
Speaker 2: Crushed, okay.
Speaker 7: Okay your first, Category, dave and you're gonna name as
Speaker 7: many things as you can in this category IS tv.
Speaker 2: Channels I'M, ESPN, C N N H B O A, B, C, NBC,
Speaker 2: cbs P B S C N B, C, M S
Speaker 2: n B, C.
Speaker 5: T L, C, m T. V, okay.
Speaker 7: Amazing. Okay your next category is, Sitcoms.
Speaker 2: Cosby, Shows saved by The, Bell Seinfeld, Friends The facts Of,
Speaker 2: Life all in The, Family The Jefferson's, Bewitched Gilligan's, island
Speaker 2: And The Grippis.
Speaker 7: Show all, right, Fabulous and your final, Category david is CARTOON.
Speaker 2: Tv Shows Scooby, DOO A Scrappy, Doo, Peanuts Teenage, Mutant, Ninja, Turtles, Bugs,
Speaker 2: Bunny Roadrunner. Bug damn drawn such a.
Speaker 5: Blame all, Right, okay you. Guys it was like a
Speaker 5: LITTLE tv version of Face.
Speaker 2: Off there we'll.
Speaker 7: Go one by one here IN tv. Channels jenny you got,
Speaker 7: ten pretty.
Speaker 2: Good dave you got.
Speaker 7: Ten, oh he almost had, eleven but he missed the
Speaker 7: buzzer on IT.
Speaker 5: Tv you didn't give ME mtv at the.
Speaker 2: BUZZER i started it before the buzzer. Sounded.
Speaker 5: Okay then you got.
Speaker 7: Eleven, okay all, right moving? On you want, okay. Sitcoms
Speaker 7: dave you Got tensit. Comes, jenny you got. Five, YEAH
Speaker 7: i did really gave up after THREE.
Speaker 1: TV i didn't think of. ANYTHING i gotcha all.
Speaker 7: Right for CARTOON tv, Shows dave you got, six And
Speaker 7: jenny you got.
Speaker 1: Seven, Oh dave, One.
Speaker 5: So dave one technical, Yep dave.
Speaker 2: One here you were.
Speaker 1: Brack were just trying to get in your. HEAD i,
Speaker 1: didn't and it.
Speaker 2: WORKED i KNEW i had to bring my a. Game
Speaker 2: so thanks for the. Inspiration all, right we'll be back
Speaker 2: in a. Second you're never more than thirty minutes away
Speaker 2: From spring Of Carpenter key where to go To Los.
Speaker 2: Angeles we're gonna talk to. Somebody i'll bet. Somebody many
Speaker 2: people listening know exactly where this house. Is it is
Speaker 2: probably the most over the, top, offensive, frightening, Scary halloween decorated.
Speaker 2: House and we're going to talk to the neighbor who's
Speaker 2: not a, fan and you'll hear what makes it, SO
Speaker 2: i mean not just, scary but over the. Top and
Speaker 2: should they be allowed to do? It it could be
Speaker 2: in your. Neighborhood we'll talk to them next ON ktwb