WEBVTT - A Rainy Humpday 

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning. Good morning. Happy hump day. That's right. Happy

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<v Speaker 1>hump day. Happy rainy hump day. I can't believe it's

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<v Speaker 1>still raining. I can't believe it's not butter. Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>they advertise I can't believe it's not butter? That still exists?

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<v Speaker 1>Or did we decide that because it wasn't actual butter,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd cancer or something? I think it's still a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's still a thing. They just don't advertise as much.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when they had Fabio in the commercials and he

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<v Speaker 1>had a spray on the cracker? I mean, also, when's

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<v Speaker 1>the last time you watched commercials? They had a spray? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they had like a little spray. And we thought that

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<v Speaker 1>that was good? The salad dressing spray, too. What? That

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<v Speaker 1>was nuts. What were we thinking of with all that?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I was thinking, hey, what about this? Microwavable water.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about this the other day with a

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<v Speaker 1>spray bottle. Because you ever heat up Chinese food, but

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't all heat up because there's parts of it

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<v Speaker 1>that didn't have like sauce or oil or anything on it?

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<v Speaker 1>And you go to scoop it out and it's a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit cold? Yeah. Hear me out on this. I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking about this the other day. What if we

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<v Speaker 1>sold microwavable water and it came in a spray bottle? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all we have to worry about is the production cost

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<v Speaker 1>of the plastic and then a cool label. And we're

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<v Speaker 1>tricking everyone. Because it's just a spray bottle with water.

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<v Speaker 1>But we say, ah, guaranteed to make your food hot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. Trick the people. Right? Yes. Think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I like where your head's at. I think that people

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<v Speaker 1>would buy that. Hey. Filing a patent right now at

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<v Speaker 1>the U.S. Patent Office. I like that. Thank you. We've

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<v Speaker 1>got a lot going on today. War of the Roses,

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<v Speaker 1>an update. So if you missed it yesterday, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>We got tricked. Here, I think that I still have

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<v Speaker 1>it up. Let me see if this works. No, no, no, no, no. Taylor, Taylor.

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<v Speaker 1>What the f * * *, dude? What the hell

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<v Speaker 1>is happening right now? Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. I just, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk. Taylor, I really felt we had a... Creepy.

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<v Speaker 1>He got in contact with us. We thought that his

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend was potentially cheating on him. Little did we know

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't have a girlfriend. And he really has been

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<v Speaker 1>stalking this woman for months. So Taylor's coming back on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. She'll be on at 7.30. We talked a

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<v Speaker 1>lot about her yesterday. Wanted to give her a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit more time to just kind of let it all

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<v Speaker 1>soak in. I think that you're going to be... Not

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<v Speaker 1>surprised by her reaction. I think that you'll probably be

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<v Speaker 1>leaving that moment at 7.30 with a smile on your face.

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<v Speaker 1>As weird as that sounds. So we have that on

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<v Speaker 1>the way. And no smiles at 8.10. We're potentially, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say it's probably now like 75% canceling the

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<v Speaker 1>bachelor party. Probably like 75? I would say probably 80

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<v Speaker 1>or 90. Okay, 80 or 90%. canceling my bachelor party

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<v Speaker 1>for some dumb reason the hurricane decided that no hurricanes

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<v Speaker 1>no hurricanes this year nothing nothing made landfall dry until

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<v Speaker 1>now yeah yeah so we're going to New Orleans or

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<v Speaker 1>we were planning on it yeah Probably not going to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>There are people in the bachelor party that want to

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<v Speaker 1>go still. There are people that don't. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where I stand because at the end of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>this was the only free weekend for all my buddies.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is like the only chance I have to

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<v Speaker 1>have a bachelor party. I also don't plan on getting

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<v Speaker 1>married more than once. So will the bachelor party happen?

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to do judge Joe show at eight, 10

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<v Speaker 1>to figure it out. We've got, Amanda Holly is our

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<v Speaker 1>expert witness coming on the show. We all love her

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<v Speaker 1>from WFLA. She will be on. We're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>having guest appearances from people who are going on the

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<v Speaker 1>actual bachelor party. We'll have significant others as well to

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<v Speaker 1>give their opinion. Hurricane Joe. Judge Joe Show. 810. amongst

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<v Speaker 1>other things that we have on the way as well. Happy,

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<v Speaker 1>what is it again? Wednesday! There we go. This portion

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