Speaker 1: Hello, there we go. Now it's working Olivia Dean on
Speaker 1: kd WB. It's Friday. Bitches pretty excited about that. Don't
Speaker 1: have a whole lot going on this weekend. I think
Speaker 1: the girls are coming over this weekend and we're going
Speaker 1: to hang out and play games. Pipa. They call me Pipa.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they. We got to have somewhere anybody.
Speaker 1: Also have a weird name for the Grandma and Grandpa.
Speaker 1: I used to call him Grandma and Grandpa. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just Grandma and Grandpa. Yeah, Susan is Grammy. I'm Pipa
Speaker 1: and I used to be kind of cringey at that,
Speaker 1: but now that's just Pipa and they love me because
Speaker 1: I'm so much fun.
Speaker 2: Do they call the other grandparents different names?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do. They call them Grandpa and I think Grandma,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Or Granny I'm not really sure. But
Speaker 1: Susan's Grammy and I'm Pepa. I'm not crazy about it,
Speaker 1: but that's who I am to them, so I will
Speaker 1: accept it.
Speaker 3: My mom gets all bent out of shape for grandma's
Speaker 3: that go by Gigi because she thinks that it's Grandma's
Speaker 3: who try to sound cool and interesting.
Speaker 1: I would agree with your mom on that one. Yeah, yep.
Speaker 3: And I will never be a gg Well.
Speaker 1: It's funny. It's kind of like when you when you
Speaker 1: start to approach the grandma years, you're like, I will
Speaker 1: not let them call me grandma. But then you soften
Speaker 1: a little bit and it's like, that's what I am.
Speaker 1: Gigi's a little silly. Sometimes it's mama or mama or
Speaker 1: papa or or momo or no no, or I don't
Speaker 1: know something else besides grandma. Yeah. Yeah, we are doing
Speaker 1: another Christmas wish coming up a little bit later on
Speaker 1: this morning. We've got Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets to give away.
Speaker 1: But right now we're playing a little game called Alexa
Speaker 1: pass Word. You try to get Alexa to say a
Speaker 1: certain word by giving her clues. Alexa, good morning.
Speaker 4: Morning, David. I hope you're ready to tackle whatever Friday
Speaker 4: throws your way.
Speaker 3: So inspirational.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, that is the very inspirational, Bailey Rut. First,
Speaker 1: your first word is easy bakeoven. Easy bake oven, Alexa.
Speaker 3: I really want something for Christmas that can bake a
Speaker 3: cake in thirty seconds? What can I get?
Speaker 4: Let me find that for you well, thirty seconds might
Speaker 4: be pushing it. I found a rabid cake maker that
Speaker 4: whips up delicious cake in just four minutes using your microwave.
Speaker 4: It's twenty three dollars.
Speaker 2: Terrible, terrible clue, Alexa, what's something that kids use as
Speaker 2: a toy that also cooks things like brownies?
Speaker 4: Looking for kid friendly baking toys. You're thinking of an
Speaker 4: easy bake oven. Yet Children's easy to bake oven makes
Speaker 4: flavors for sixty nine dollars.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can give.
Speaker 2: I'll start, well, Dave, you'll start. Get Alexa to say
Speaker 2: the word spirit.
Speaker 1: Alexa, what is another word for alcohol?
Speaker 3: Liquor?
Speaker 4: Booze or ethanol are common alternatives for alcohol.
Speaker 3: Just just spirit.
Speaker 2: Though I wouldn't I wouldn't have accepted spirits, Okay, Alexa.
Speaker 3: If I am full of wait, Alexa, if I am
Speaker 3: full of Christmas joy? What am I full of?
Speaker 4: S h You're full of holiday spirits, merriment plus probably.
Speaker 3: Not be honest, Okay, Okay, Jenny, you're going to try
Speaker 3: to get Alexa to say the word Scrooge.
Speaker 2: I should know this easily, but I can't think of
Speaker 2: the movie it's called, Alexa. What is the name of
Speaker 2: the main character in the movie where three go visit
Speaker 2: him in the night.
Speaker 4: The main character is Ebenezer Scrooge.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's the name of that movie? Christmas Girl?
Speaker 4: The movie is called a Christmas the Classic. It's visited
Speaker 4: by three ghosts.
Speaker 1: Stop, okay, Bailey. Your word is Chimney. Chimney? All right, Alexa.
Speaker 3: If I'm Santa and I'm trying to transport into your house,
Speaker 3: where can I go?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: The Chimneys the classic resourceful?
Speaker 2: All right, David. Get Alexa to say chestnuts, Alexa? In
Speaker 2: the classic Christmas Carol, what are roasting on an open fire?
Speaker 4: Chestnuts are roasting?
Speaker 1: That's pretty you want?
Speaker 3: All right, Jenny. Try to get Alexa to say the
Speaker 3: word advent?
Speaker 2: Alexa, what is the name of the calendar leading up
Speaker 2: to Christmas with twenty five days?
Speaker 4: An advent calendar. It's a special calendar with twenty four
Speaker 4: doors or boxes?
Speaker 1: Stop? Okay, Bailey, here we go. What get Alexa to say?
Speaker 1: Midnight Mass? Okay, Alexa?
Speaker 3: If I want to go to late night church on
Speaker 3: Christmas Eve, what is that called?
Speaker 4: It's called Midnight Mass. Special service that starts at midnight
Speaker 4: on Christmas Eve, starts have a good day ah, you
Speaker 4: just made my day. Thanks David Hope. Yours is absolutely wonderful.
Speaker 1: Well, I should work with these two. It's not so good,
Speaker 1: but thanks for the sentiment. She does. You know what
Speaker 1: to get a little flirty with Alexa?
Speaker 3: She does. She's like, you made my day by just
Speaker 3: saying have a good one.
Speaker 1: Jeez. Text message says, is it me or is the
Speaker 1: new Alexa a little bit more aggressive? Yeah? She really
Speaker 1: is a little bit more assertive, that's for sure. Like, hey, idiot,
Speaker 1: we were talking about nicknames for grandma grandpa. My daughter
Speaker 1: calls her grandpa's poopa and Grandpap's and grandma's grammy and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yea yea and great gigs. So I feel like it's
Speaker 1: commonplace now. Which is cute.
Speaker 3: Yee or ya yai?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't yeah yeah. My old daughter called my
Speaker 1: stepdad gepop, but my two year old can't say it,
Speaker 1: so it comes out as peapa and he loves it.
Speaker 1: I love it too, all right. War of the Roses
Speaker 1: comes up next. It's Friday, early edition of War of
Speaker 1: the Roses. Hang out for that, grab some coffee, put
Speaker 1: the dog outside, and I'll meet you right back here.
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Speaker 1: This is really interesting. People are predicting American traditions that
Speaker 1: will fade away in the coming decade. These are things
Speaker 1: that are going on now that in the next few
Speaker 1: decades might not be here. Number One, class reunions. You
Speaker 1: think about it, social media's made them kind of irrelevant.
Speaker 1: But social media also keeeps people connected with class makes
Speaker 1: more so some may be more likely to go because
Speaker 1: of social media. I will never go to another class
Speaker 1: reunion because the people that I care about I aren't
Speaker 1: even friends with them on Facebook. And I don't really
Speaker 1: care about everybody else. And not that I don't care,
Speaker 1: I'm just not interested.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would go to a class reunion if only
Speaker 3: the people that I liked were there, And you can't
Speaker 3: guarantee that, so yeah, like the majority of the people
Speaker 3: who would be there, I'd be like, yeah, but you're.
Speaker 1: A big star DJ. Now I'd be like, you walk in,
Speaker 1: it's like trumpets or bupah ba uah bah bah bah.
Speaker 1: And now Bailey j Has from KDWB kd WB like.
Speaker 3: That weird girl is somebody what trick or treating might
Speaker 3: go away?
Speaker 1: What somebody said that ever since trunk or treating took off.
Speaker 1: They haven't had any tricker treaters in their neighborhood. I
Speaker 1: we had more than ever. Seriously, I think kids still
Speaker 1: love going door to door massive gender reveal events and
Speaker 1: not just called the fire forest fires. Somebody says they've
Speaker 1: really taken a hit reputation wise, and they're going to
Speaker 1: fade back into low key family things like slicing into
Speaker 1: a cake to see the color inside instead of a
Speaker 1: cannon shooting pink smoke. Smart.
Speaker 2: I think that they've cooled on on those ut right.
Speaker 1: Now because people laugh at them and make fun of
Speaker 1: them and.
Speaker 3: They start forest fires.
Speaker 1: True, it's already dying, but Black Friday is going to
Speaker 1: go away, at least fighting through crowds to get into
Speaker 1: Best Buy. The pre holiday deals might continue, but now
Speaker 1: that's a whole long weekend thing with Cyber Monday, and
Speaker 1: Black Friday might lose its notoriety. Another one, the Miss
Speaker 1: America pageant. Pretty easy prediction, since pagets are a lot
Speaker 1: less of a thing now when they were in the
Speaker 1: eighties and nineties. When I was grown up, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it used to be a big deal. We'd sit and
Speaker 1: watch on our black and white TV. The Miss USA
Speaker 1: pageant or the Miss America pageant, and Miss Colorado never won.
Speaker 1: We were from Colorado and it was a big deal.
Speaker 1: And now I don't even know when they come on,
Speaker 1: and I think I don't know they're They're just like
Speaker 1: an anachronism, you know. Next one, private fireworks increasing, local crackdowns,
Speaker 1: property manage, your brother in law blowing his pinky finger off.
Speaker 1: Somebody said, maybe they'll never go to zero, but there
Speaker 1: could be an increase in professional shows with the role
Speaker 1: of drones increasing, daylight savings times. Another one, weddings now
Speaker 1: not weddings going all the way away, but large scale productions.
Speaker 1: Somebody said a lot of Americans are either two strapped
Speaker 1: for cash or don't want to send themselves into debt.
Speaker 1: The wedding spectacle itself feels less important at the end
Speaker 1: of the day. What do you get you get married married? Yeah,
Speaker 1: one is very cheap. One is an elaborate expensive as spectamum. No,
Speaker 1: you're no less married. Regardless, Thank you cards may go
Speaker 1: away in the next couple of days. One person said
Speaker 1: they're a pain and can simply be handled with a
Speaker 1: text or just saying thanks. Next time you see the
Speaker 1: person in my book, take a shower, show up on time,
Speaker 1: and don't steal anything. I said send thank you cards
Speaker 1: because nobody does it anymore, and I still believe that.
Speaker 1: But I will say, at least if you send a
Speaker 1: thank you text, that's better than not getting to thank
Speaker 1: you at all. And there are too many people that
Speaker 1: I've done something that I'd love to do something for
Speaker 1: relatives and I don't get a thank you, even a text.
Speaker 1: I have to call them or text and say did
Speaker 1: you get the present I sent you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, thanks. It's like screw you. And the
Speaker 1: final one. Christmas cards. Somebody said, we used to get
Speaker 1: dozens when I was young. Almost every family sent them.
Speaker 1: Now it's mostly an old person thing, although some younger
Speaker 1: parents will send a postcard with a family photo and
Speaker 1: a generic pre printed message. I still do Christmas cards.
Speaker 1: It's a tradition for me. I just enjoy sitting down
Speaker 1: and listening to like Christmas music and then writing out
Speaker 1: the Christmas cards and.
Speaker 3: It's just a fun Can you get a said one
Speaker 3: to me?
Speaker 1: If I get your addresh Yeah, okay, yeah, I probably
Speaker 1: will sit nice anyone? Last year?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Two? Eight? What nothing that as you can't make this
Speaker 1: stuff up on KATIEWB. Let's launch right into Dave's dirt
Speaker 1: because we got some stuff that we got to cover
Speaker 1: on the dirt. When is Christmas Wish coming up? Jenny
Speaker 1: This Morning, seven thirty, This Morning Live on Katie WB
Speaker 1: Right now it is Dave's dirt. Let's this is I
Speaker 1: saw this clip the other day. Sabrina Carpenter was talking
Speaker 1: about how she writes her songs, and this is one
Speaker 1: of the things she said about songwriting.
Speaker 5: And you write the music that you want to listen
Speaker 5: to yourself, So add the weird chord progression and do
Speaker 5: the weird key change. Call men stupid in every possible
Speaker 5: way that you can, and don't worry if one person
Speaker 5: likes it or a million people like it.
Speaker 3: Just worry about if you like it.
Speaker 1: I've got comments on that. Nobody laughed when she said
Speaker 1: call men stupid in every single way that you can.
Speaker 1: And I like that because I think that like the
Speaker 1: male bashing thing. Being a father of two kids, two boys,
Speaker 1: I just don't like how popular it is to just
Speaker 1: take men as a group and tell them that they're
Speaker 1: sahi blank.
Speaker 3: I think she was clearly joking, though, because I made
Speaker 3: a joke about that and said, just tell women that
Speaker 3: they're stupid in every way I can.
Speaker 1: Then that wouldn't fall that would fall flat too.
Speaker 3: That whole speech was about six minutes because she won
Speaker 3: like a hit Maker award, and the whole speech like
Speaker 3: it's she's pretty good. She's like really talking in earnest,
Speaker 3: which is nice, and it was pretty nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a good speech. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: speculation I won't go into now, but that she does
Speaker 1: not write her own songs. Amy Adams and Jack Antonoff
Speaker 1: write her own songs, but they give her a writing
Speaker 1: credit because they want the biggest artist in the world
Speaker 1: to record their songs, so they exchange being on a
Speaker 1: giant artist album in exchange for writing credit. So we
Speaker 1: don't know for sure.
Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson will duck the halls with Christmas Tunes on
Speaker 2: December twenty fifth, when she headlines Netflix's pregame show prior
Speaker 2: to an NFL doubleheader, going to perform her classic Underneath
Speaker 2: a Tree, which in my opinion is like one of
Speaker 2: the only good current Christmas songs that's like the seventies,
Speaker 2: And it's set to kick off at eleven am Eastern,
Speaker 2: which is ten our time, and then followed by a
Speaker 2: one pm kickoff for the game between the Cowboys and
Speaker 2: the Commanders, and then the second game of Christmas will
Speaker 2: be between the Lions and the Viki is just gonna
Speaker 2: be at three thirty.
Speaker 3: So Timothy Shalomet is being coy about his potential secret
Speaker 3: identity as rapper S D.
Speaker 1: Kid. I got no comment on that.
Speaker 3: Oh come on, no, I've got two words on that.
Speaker 3: Go on.
Speaker 1: In your own time. Two words, two words. What's wrong
Speaker 1: with him? We've lost someone waiting to read book ball
Speaker 1: will be revealed in due time.
Speaker 3: So S D. Kid is like a rapper that's famous
Speaker 3: on TikTok and he never shows his face in public,
Speaker 3: and only his eyes are visible. And so everyone's conspiracizing
Speaker 3: that Timothy Chalomae because they match his shape and color.
Speaker 1: That's kind of funny, all right, Blossom's got a birthday today.
Speaker 1: My embiolic is how old is my ambiolic? She is forty?
Speaker 1: Idea fifty fifty. She's fifty years old today. Yes, in
Speaker 1: his National Gingerbread House Day today, So you can get
Speaker 1: the kids together, slap together a little gingerbread house. It
Speaker 1: looks didn't last night. Did you do one last night
Speaker 1: was the truck. It look anything like the house or
Speaker 1: the truck on the box.
Speaker 2: Now, I did a video of the display on the box,
Speaker 2: and I don't think it looks too bad. It's on
Speaker 2: my Instagram story, but I did get a couple of
Speaker 2: comments and said, that's the Mader version from arts.
Speaker 1: It's like the ugly one.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you're not wrong.
Speaker 2: The chuck doesn't look a little like Southern and DK worn.
Speaker 1: So I'm looking at it here. Okay, let's see all right,
Speaker 1: Oh you're frosting it. Oh that's Oh that's the box.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, good job, that's the box.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, okay, well it shows the video or it
Speaker 2: shows mine after that, after you see the box, I'll
Speaker 2: take a look.
Speaker 3: That's just a reference.
Speaker 2: We do have some new music right now, and I
Speaker 2: would love to hear this new One Republic song. It's
Speaker 2: called give Me Something.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: That sounds very unique for One Republic, like more poppy.
Speaker 3: I mean they're probably trying to get a hit, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I saw this video the other day and I loved it.
Speaker 3: It's justin Bieber. He returned to the bowling app Alli
Speaker 3: that he filmed baby in and he's saying baby. I
Speaker 3: was like, baby baby baby, oh, baby baby.
Speaker 1: Bab no, baby babe and baby no, always be That's
Speaker 1: so funny that he went back, yeah, And I.
Speaker 3: Like that he did, and that he's like, you know what,
Speaker 3: I'm not above baby.
Speaker 1: I think that's cool.
Speaker 3: Baby put him on the map.
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift is in the dirt today, brought you by
Speaker 1: six one two injured, Heimer Lammer's injury loss. You get
Speaker 1: a very simple message for people who wanted to go,
Speaker 1: she says, quote I don't want to. On the Late Show,
Speaker 1: she told Stephen Colbert, I think what I look up
Speaker 1: to most in people is career longevity. Career longevity, friendship longevity,
Speaker 1: longevity in the relationships. How do you keep a good
Speaker 1: thing going? I think there are certain corners of our
Speaker 1: society that really love, that really love, that really love,
Speaker 1: that look up to longevity. She said. There are corners
Speaker 1: like give somebody else a turn? Can't you just go
Speaker 1: away so we can talk about how good you were?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't want to. You know, I
Speaker 1: think as long as there is a demand, she's only
Speaker 1: like thirty six years old. I have no problem with
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift still being here. I have a little bit
Speaker 1: of a problem with the Kardashians forming another billion dollar business,
Speaker 1: as like somebody, let somebody else come up with a
Speaker 1: lotion and a soap and a candle business. Let somebody
Speaker 1: else do it. Kim and Chloe. By the way, Chloe
Speaker 1: says she's been celibate for four years. Yeah, just to
Speaker 1: let you know. You think it's been a while for you,
Speaker 1: it's been four years, And she says, I don't miss it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean she's gone through some rough relationships between
Speaker 2: lamar Odom and then her baby dads cheated on her
Speaker 2: five million times. She's probably like, it's not worth it anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm over it all right. That's the Dirk brought to
Speaker 1: you by six one two Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law.
Speaker 1: It is time to shed the skin of the snake.
Speaker 1: Apparently twenty twenty five has been the year of the snake,
Speaker 1: and time to shed the skin of the snake. I'll
Speaker 1: let Jenny handle this one. Jenny's got this one. It's
Speaker 1: coming up next. Also, Christmas Wish comes up at seven
Speaker 1: point thirty five, and we've got Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets.
Speaker 1: A little bit later on no Phone screen or Friday.
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