WEBVTT - Lydia Gets Called Out for Her Parking 

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<v Speaker 1>Lydia.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to change topics here right now, So topic

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<v Speaker 2>is going to change, and I'm gonna throw a curveball here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what are we changing to? I'm changing to a.

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<v Speaker 2>Topic about Lydia because in our pre show meeting we

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<v Speaker 2>were having a discussion about how Bianca is no longer

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<v Speaker 2>parking in the big lot anymore. She's not in the

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<v Speaker 2>big lot with her new car. That her protecting her

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<v Speaker 2>new car. Her new, brand new purchase lasted maybe thirteen

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<v Speaker 2>days maybe, Ah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was like a week and a half, but

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<v Speaker 3>mostly because of construction.

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<v Speaker 1>But my mom may be barking the lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Mom told you there parking a lot. You did

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<v Speaker 2>it for thirteen days, so you didn't want to be disrespectful.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. I'm like the walkings too much now.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we got into a discussion during the pre show

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<v Speaker 2>meeting that got a little heated there for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody got a little upset Lydia. And the discussion was about.

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<v Speaker 2>The way that Lydia parks and Kevin, would you like

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<v Speaker 2>to describe Lydia's parking.

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<v Speaker 4>So parking, as the listeners of the show should be

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<v Speaker 4>able to deduce, now, is at a premium here and

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<v Speaker 4>we have a lot. Nobody likes to parking a lot

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<v Speaker 4>because we have street parking that we should be able

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<v Speaker 4>to park on. Now, the street parking is very limited,

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<v Speaker 4>so we all have to do our best to make

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<v Speaker 4>sure that we're leaving enough room for others to park,

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<v Speaker 4>so we don't have to park far as hell. Everyone

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<v Speaker 4>for the most part does a great job and ensuring

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<v Speaker 4>that they leave enough space, everyone except for Lydia. So

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<v Speaker 4>Lydia is always the first one here, so she gets

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<v Speaker 4>the best parking spot right in front of the door.

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<v Speaker 4>Lydia just she may not do the best job of

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<v Speaker 4>ensuring there's enough room for other people. So there's a

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<v Speaker 4>curb that if Lydia just you know, pulls up just

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<v Speaker 4>five extra feet, we can fit more people.

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<v Speaker 1>But she doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'll keep that in mind next time.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, our drama. Let's not kill the topic there

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Let's not kill the topic. Let's be like

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<v Speaker 1>you were earlier.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, everybody, everybody was saying it in the room,

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<v Speaker 3>So I'll just let you guys speak your piece.

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<v Speaker 4>No, oh, yes, how do you feel about it? Do

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<v Speaker 4>you feel like you just park just a park or

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<v Speaker 4>are you conscious about other people.

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<v Speaker 3>The most part on parallel parking, so the person behind

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<v Speaker 3>me was already there. If I pull up even just

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit, no one's gonna fit between me and

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<v Speaker 3>that car, so it wouldn't really matter.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's say, let's uh maybe give a more descriptive

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<v Speaker 2>example of this one. There are no lines on the

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<v Speaker 2>street parking. There are no meters where you have a

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<v Speaker 2>meter that you have to park by. It's basically a

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<v Speaker 2>free for all. And I think you have to when

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<v Speaker 2>you're pulling in to park. I think you have to

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<v Speaker 2>understand that the average lengths of cars are about yay,

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<v Speaker 2>big okay. And I think that when you're parking like

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<v Speaker 2>there is times when I'll park if I'm the only

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<v Speaker 2>one parking like I'm at street parking where we have

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<v Speaker 2>I will say to myself, Okay, am I leaving enough

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<v Speaker 2>room for the guy to fit behind me? Or am

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<v Speaker 2>I leaving enough room for somebody to fit in front

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<v Speaker 2>of me? And I think where Lydy is pulling in,

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<v Speaker 2>I get what she's doing. She's pulling in going I'm

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<v Speaker 2>here first. I'm the first guy here. You guys don't

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<v Speaker 2>wake up early enough to get this parking spot.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm parking in front of the door.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I wouldn't intentionally not leave a spot open for

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<v Speaker 3>someone else. But no, I don't think you're going to

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<v Speaker 3>keep it in mind. I didn't think I was really

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<v Speaker 3>doing that much wrong, but.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's what I'm saying, just park.

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<v Speaker 2>So I think that here's what I'm going to do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to go with a spring. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>go to ACE Hardware today. ACE is the place with

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<v Speaker 2>the helpful hardware folks, and I'm going to go and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to get a can of spray paint and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna spray paint line. Let's do it, And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to make it easy for everybody, because I think

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<v Speaker 2>that's what we need. I still think the city needs

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<v Speaker 2>to do better job here in Eastern Market of defining

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<v Speaker 2>where we parking where we don't park, because we still

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<v Speaker 2>get parking tickets all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>The hitt zones are because if you're in a certain spot,

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<v Speaker 3>your car is getting smacked by a tow truck.

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<v Speaker 2>The other thing that I do have to equate in Lydia.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you feel this way, because I

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<v Speaker 2>know you're being attacked right now, but.

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<v Speaker 1>You are attacked.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well what you are, what you are by your

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<v Speaker 2>parking job today is you're the person that goes into

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<v Speaker 2>the Kroger parking lot and parks over the line and

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<v Speaker 2>double parks in a parking truck.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't have that either, though.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, what f one fifty is hard sometimes though, yeah, like,

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<v Speaker 4>and that's your vehicle, right, Yeah, it's it's tough. For Like,

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<v Speaker 4>you can't park in a normal parking spot because your

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<v Speaker 4>car is longer than the average car. So and you

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<v Speaker 4>don't want to be too far in the front of

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<v Speaker 4>the lane where traffic is coming. So you got to

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<v Speaker 4>make sure you back up enough. And if you back up,

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<v Speaker 4>then your trunk part is taking up the parking spot

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<v Speaker 4>behind you. Either got to be perfect or oftentimes you

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<v Speaker 4>see truck's park way in the bask and where and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say this to you. Tahoe is like that too,

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't care. I don't give a grat Size

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<v Speaker 2>eight for four Mojo Live eight for four six six

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<v Speaker 2>five six five four eight is our telephone number? Is

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<v Speaker 2>lovely Lydia making us all have issues parking? Or do

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<v Speaker 2>you want to defend Lydia the listeners always defender all

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<v Speaker 2>they love Lydia.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on, Jennifer, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, good morning, guys, good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 5>So, I came on Friday to pick up my prize

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<v Speaker 5>from the Kroger grocery gift card. Okay, and I had

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<v Speaker 5>a park like two blocks away.

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<v Speaker 1>It's far.

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<v Speaker 2>It's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bad. It's a bad.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, it's confusing because I don't I didn't know where

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<v Speaker 6>the door was at first, like to get in, so

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<v Speaker 6>I had to like loop around to find that, and

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<v Speaker 6>then I went around like three times justifying parking.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what happened, though, what would have been great?

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<v Speaker 4>You would have fouled for World Parking if Lydia had

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<v Speaker 4>to pull that five feet that's all we need.

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<v Speaker 3>This is kind of from Anna and Kevin, who have

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<v Speaker 3>both hit my car. Annah, you did when we were

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<v Speaker 3>in the pre show meeting my car last week. He

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<v Speaker 3>was literally touching the front of.

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<v Speaker 1>My Jennifer, because I had to get in the spot.

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<v Speaker 1>There wasn't enough space.

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<v Speaker 6>Jeff, somewhere else, I thought I saw your toe because

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<v Speaker 6>obviously you can't miss that with the Hall of Fame plate.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I see what okay, I see it.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, is the most embarrassing license plate in

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<v Speaker 2>the world. But you know, Jennifer, did you did you

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<v Speaker 2>see on social media the picture of being uh Anna

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<v Speaker 2>and wait she was parked?

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<v Speaker 1>That was That was a bad parking. No, that is

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<v Speaker 1>on you. That is on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Perfect park that was I would never have it was

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<v Speaker 2>just a little myself and that.

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<v Speaker 1>Was a bad one. What's up in how you doing,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe in the morning?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, keV, it is not that.

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<v Speaker 1>Hard to park a trucks. Well I don't explain, sir. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you got to back in man.

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<v Speaker 4>So if I'm in the if I'm in the grocery store, now, listen,

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<v Speaker 4>I thought before I get the FI, I thought parking

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<v Speaker 4>was going outside of like my concerns about gas, parking

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<v Speaker 4>was like the other concern I'm gonna get in, like

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<v Speaker 4>parking lost for concerts all that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's great.

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<v Speaker 4>But when you're at the grocery store, I think you

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<v Speaker 4>gotta be a little powerful.

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<v Speaker 1>You can run over little children. They know. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>got a backup camera though, I do.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, what are you thinking in of people

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<v Speaker 2>who back into parking spots.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife thinks that they have douchebags it really.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm to be a douchebag.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I parked, I back into every single parking spots.

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<v Speaker 1>Exit.

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<v Speaker 2>Chelsea thinks that that is the She thinks that I

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<v Speaker 2>am ruining it for the people that are behind me

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<v Speaker 2>as I pull up in front and try to get

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<v Speaker 2>myself in there.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not gonna take.

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<v Speaker 5>I love Chelsea, but she's wrong on that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I agree.

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<v Speaker 4>I want when I leave, I want to be able

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<v Speaker 4>to pull out and leave. I don't have to play

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<v Speaker 4>game and wait for the people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, hold on, Keenan wants something here?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want? Keenan?

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<v Speaker 5>All right, so pick of Lydia's parking or it didn't happen.

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<v Speaker 5>And second, marking a truck isn't that hard. I've got

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<v Speaker 5>a crew cab long bed.

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<v Speaker 1>That I sometimes daily drive. And yes, you have.

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<v Speaker 4>To back in, but that's because the turning radius to

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<v Speaker 4>get back out.

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<v Speaker 7>I think we're confused here. I never said it was hard.

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<v Speaker 7>I say these people sticking up. I didn't say it

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<v Speaker 7>was difficult. Uh, Keenan, what do you drive.

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<v Speaker 5>A GMC.

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<v Speaker 1>Long bed?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's a big one man. That's like a Tony

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<v Speaker 2>Travado vehicle. Can I tell you the best vehicle I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever owned in my life for going in and out

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<v Speaker 2>of parking spots a Jeep Wrangler. Really, the turning radius

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<v Speaker 2>on a Jeep Wrangler is next to nothing. It's like unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, obviously they're meant for war or something. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what they're meant for, like they were built

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<v Speaker 2>for something. But when you get in and out of

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<v Speaker 2>parking spots, it's the most wonderful thing ever. The only

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<v Speaker 2>problem is driving long distances. You get that Jeep wobble

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<v Speaker 2>and it drives me crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>I will say it is, though, and you might be

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<v Speaker 4>too big for this car, but I think you should

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<v Speaker 4>try it out. When I went to New York one time,

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<v Speaker 4>I rented a Dodge dart Boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, I can't fit in any car.

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<v Speaker 7>Whirrel was.

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<v Speaker 2>That is?

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<v Speaker 1>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I could do that one, although a

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<v Speaker 2>Chevy Cruise was like that too.

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<v Speaker 1>I drove.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to get my cars oil changed on and

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<v Speaker 2>they gave me a loaner. And it's a Chevy Cruise.

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<v Speaker 2>I only got one leg in it.