1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,840 Speaker 1: We're live on ninety three to three FLZ, It's The 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:05,280 Speaker 1: Joe Show and eight hundred four O nine ninety three 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: ninety three. If you ever lied about your vacation time 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 1: eight hundred four O nine ninety three ninety three. They 5 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 1: told me my voice disguiser would be back in the 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,640 Speaker 1: studio when we came back. But it's not so. If 7 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:22,800 Speaker 1: you are afraid of your voice being on the air, 8 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,919 Speaker 1: talk like this when you're on. Okay, do that, no 9 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 1: one will know who you are. Annoy, We'll use a 10 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: fake name at least. Okay. Eight hundred four O nine 11 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:36,239 Speaker 1: ninety three, ninety three. We're on the cruise, which was 12 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: a ton of fun, so much fun. Seriously, ten out 13 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:43,480 Speaker 1: of ten time, Cosmo Mexico was the destination Joe Shows 14 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:47,200 Speaker 1: inaugural cruise aboard Our Margaritavillet's The Islander. My favorite part, 15 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:51,360 Speaker 1: without a doubt, was just hanging out having conversations with 16 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 1: people that maybe we talked to on the phone a 17 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 1: bunch of times and we've never actually met, or maybe 18 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 1: you've never called in before, but you've always listened and 19 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:05,040 Speaker 1: you want to to go on the cruise. Ashley, there 20 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: is someone who did not want to come on the show. Nope, 21 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:11,399 Speaker 1: I don't blame them, but tell the whole story about 22 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 1: what happened. 23 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 2: So we had one listener who they had no PTO 24 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,959 Speaker 2: and they also had responsibilities at home, but they wanted 25 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 2: to come on the cruise with us so bad. So 26 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 2: they end up lying to their family and their boss. 27 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 2: So I don't know what she told her family, but 28 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:29,360 Speaker 2: I do know she told her boss that she was 29 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:32,119 Speaker 2: taking care of her mom at their surgery because her 30 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 2: mom like had some bone mood from her ankle. I 31 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,039 Speaker 2: don't know, and that's how she was able to get 32 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:39,960 Speaker 2: She's like, I don't have any PTO, but I lied 33 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 2: and said I had to take care of my mom 34 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 2: so I can come on the Screws with y'all. And 35 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, really love that for you. 36 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 2: We're having a blast and I'm glad she did that. 37 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 2: Sometimes you gotta lie. Well, that's not just what she 38 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,840 Speaker 2: lied about. She then had to lie to her mom, right, Yeah. 39 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 2: She also lied to her mom because her mom's like 40 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 2: calling her, hey, like where are you? 41 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 3: Where are you? 42 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,760 Speaker 2: Like, Hey, I'm on a work trip right now, I'm 43 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 2: on a work trip. I gotta get back to work. 44 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 2: So she's she did, we did karaoke, had a blast. 45 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,279 Speaker 1: She's saying she had to lie to her mom because 46 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 1: her mom was I did drink. Let me finish the 47 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:18,639 Speaker 1: whole story. So essentially, this woman told her work, hey, 48 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 1: my mom has said it was she was getting a 49 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 1: bone removed on her ankle, which I've never heard of 50 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,680 Speaker 1: anything like that before, but she had to get a 51 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:30,520 Speaker 1: bone removed. Her work said, okay. She then told her mom, Hey, 52 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 1: I've got a work trip. I've got to go on. 53 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,920 Speaker 1: She actually didn't even say that. What she said was 54 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,240 Speaker 1: her friend, who was on the cruise as well, was 55 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 1: going through a really, really really tough time, so she 56 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: had to go out. She had to lie to her mom, 57 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 1: by the way about that because her mom was watching 58 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,520 Speaker 1: her kids. So that's what that was. 59 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 2: And when you get that now, yes, and that's all 60 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 2: piecing back together. But we also did karaoke, so she 61 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,959 Speaker 2: was a great time. So we couldn't post any of 62 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 2: the video. So it's also just like you're having this 63 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 2: great time, you're making memories with us, but you can 64 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 2: never tell anybody back at home it went down. 65 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: Hey, Brionna, you w had to lie to get vacation. 66 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:07,640 Speaker 3: Yes, I lied to get bereefment. 67 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,639 Speaker 1: Why did you have to lie to get that? Oh 68 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:16,360 Speaker 1: because you didn't actually need it? Oh wait, yeah, right, 69 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 1: so did you say die? 70 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 3: Me and the person weren't close. It was family, some 71 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:30,640 Speaker 3: stuff happened, drama, whatever, And I didn't tell my mom 72 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:34,360 Speaker 3: that I took twenty days of bereavement. But my job 73 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 3: noticed that I took twenty days of bereavement. So my 74 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 3: mom only things that I took like three days. 75 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: So did someone actually die? Yes? And how did you 76 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 1: pull off twenty days of that? 77 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 3: My job offers twenty days. 78 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,120 Speaker 2: And what was your mom saying? Like, you sold your 79 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 2: mom three days? What were you doing for those other 80 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 2: days at seventeen? 81 00:03:56,480 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just home cleaning my house and taking 82 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 3: my kids to school. 83 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,480 Speaker 4: Days I would got bored. I'm not gonna lie twenty 84 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 4: days off, So twenty days. Yeah, that's a full month 85 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 4: that you get if someone dies. Oh yeah, new Netflix 86 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:17,160 Speaker 4: special kills to get a full month off. 87 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,719 Speaker 3: And then I did it again when I got married recently. 88 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 1: Who died in that instance? 89 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,719 Speaker 3: Well, if my mom finds out, she might die. 90 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,640 Speaker 2: I'm confused, nervous, What do you mean me? 91 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 3: My mom? 92 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:33,839 Speaker 1: Oh? My mom? 93 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 3: Wanted me to do the whole traditional thing. But me 94 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 3: and my now wife went to the courthouse, just me 95 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 3: and her and did a little I guess you could 96 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 3: say elopement. 97 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 1: And you told your work who died? 98 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 3: Though, no, no, I told my job. I was sick. 99 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 2: Oh you told your mom somebody died. 100 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 1: What was the last time you were honest about your vacation? 101 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,600 Speaker 3: Today? I'm taking PTO today? 102 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 1: You work? I'm sorry, what when is the last time 103 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:08,279 Speaker 1: you worked? 104 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 3: Sunday? 105 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: Okay? And without saying where you work, what type of 106 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 1: work do you do? 107 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:21,440 Speaker 3: I am a customer service representative, so I help people 108 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:27,160 Speaker 3: enroll into insurance. You could say, all. 109 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 1: Right, sure, that's what I will. You could say, yeah, 110 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:30,360 Speaker 1: I don't. 111 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 3: Know, without without saying the job's name, and help people 112 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:38,159 Speaker 3: enroll into health coverage. 113 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:43,719 Speaker 1: Grand I love. Hey, are you taking off anytime for 114 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 1: the holidays? 115 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,799 Speaker 3: Uh? No, I have thanks getting off. 116 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,600 Speaker 1: But yeah, He's like, yeah, we'll see. Not until your 117 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,479 Speaker 1: grandma gets run over by a reindeer. Then next thing 118 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,360 Speaker 1: you know, you're gone till January. 119 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 3: Yup there twenty days of breathemas I love it. 120 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:06,040 Speaker 1: Twenty days crazy. I'm telling you that's a Netflix special. 121 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:12,040 Speaker 1: Man kills, man kills to get days off. Could happen, Briannall, 122 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,679 Speaker 1: We'll talk to you later.