1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,920 Speaker 1: Okay, welcome to a Minnesota Goodbye episode, this one four Tuesday, 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 1: February twenty fourth. What happened with yesterday's Minnesota Goodbye? 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:09,080 Speaker 2: And Bailey Jane didn't when I hit upload, it just 4 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 2: didn't like upload all the way or something it had 5 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 2: like an I don't know, I must have like disconnected 6 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 2: from the internet as it was uploading. 7 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,239 Speaker 3: Okay, so but it's up there now. 8 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 1: It is up there now. So you know, you get 9 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 1: two of these to enjoy. I'm going to dive right 10 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: into an email, and this one says, I have an 11 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 1: interesting experience to ask you about. I got a wonderful 12 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: mother in law that loves our son. She watches him 13 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 1: once a week and on the weekend sometimes when we 14 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 1: need a babysitter. The only thing is she makes us 15 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:38,839 Speaker 1: take the dirty diapers home with us. She bags him 16 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 1: into a target bag and gives them to us to 17 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,520 Speaker 1: drive home and put an hour garbage because she doesn't 18 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,479 Speaker 1: want their garbage to smell. Curious for thoughts on this, 19 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 1: especially since Dave watches Alice's otters sometimes. All right, from Taylor, 20 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 1: I would say that's weird, but also you know she 21 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,319 Speaker 1: willingly watches your baby, so go ahead and do it. 22 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 1: No big deal. I think, put them in your trunk. 23 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 1: You wouldn't want to put them in the passenger seat 24 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 1: next to you. Throw them in your trunk, take them home, 25 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,520 Speaker 1: throw them away. It's a little bit weird, something that 26 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: I've never even thought about. Everything in the garbage smells. 27 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,800 Speaker 1: I don't put my nose in the garbage bin to smell. Yeah, 28 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 1: that smells like diapers. Yeah, I just don't. And so 29 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 1: I would say, just be grateful that your mom is 30 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,399 Speaker 1: mother in law is watching the kid. 31 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, I would just put them out in the outside 32 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 3: garbage bin. I don't know. 33 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:28,679 Speaker 2: That does seem weird to me, but I guess, yeah, 34 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 2: if you beggars can't be choosers, situation potentially yeah weird. 35 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 1: If she does a good job with the kid, I 36 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: guess that's just the way it is, all right. Next one, 37 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: don't say my name, please, Dave. Do you remember when 38 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:42,959 Speaker 1: you hosted the Alzheimer's Walk at the Mall of America. 39 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 1: I think so. I've done a lot of walks. I've 40 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 1: done March of Dimes walks, I've done als walks. I 41 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: don't remember it being specifically Mall of America, but the 42 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 1: irony here would be if you didn't remember get it 43 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 1: Alzheimer's Memory Walk. Yeah, anyway, my grandpa Dave died of 44 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:10,080 Speaker 1: early on said Alzheimer's at age sixty five. That's very young. 45 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: My grandma, mom and two sisters made shirts that said 46 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,920 Speaker 1: Dave's Babes because that was his name, for both you 47 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,080 Speaker 1: and my grandpa, and we got a cute picture with 48 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,720 Speaker 1: you at the walk. I cannot find it, and now, 49 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,800 Speaker 1: twenty five years later, my grandma just passed away with Alzheimer's. 50 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,919 Speaker 1: I wish I could find that dang picture. Anyway. It 51 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,119 Speaker 1: made re reflect on the fact that I've been obsessed 52 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 1: with you for your entire time at KATIEWB. I was 53 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,520 Speaker 1: twenty at the time and started listening to the day 54 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:36,680 Speaker 1: you joined the show and remember it. Yeah for remembering 55 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:40,639 Speaker 1: just a random story. I love that. I wish I 56 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 1: remembered everything that people remember about meeting me, And if 57 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,200 Speaker 1: I had a little more details where I saw the picture, 58 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh yeah, because people will be like, oh, 59 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 1: I met you at the fair in nineteen ninety seven, 60 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,400 Speaker 1: and I'd be like, yeah, I don't remember. But sometimes 61 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,239 Speaker 1: they'll pull out a picture and I'll be like yeah, 62 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,200 Speaker 1: Oh I remember. 63 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, right, yeah, I wish I had. 64 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 2: Like I feel like, this is a weird thought I 65 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 2: think of all the time, But I feel like I've 66 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 2: seen every picture of me that anyone has ever taken, 67 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 2: and I know that that's not the that's not true. 68 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 2: I would love to see pictures of me from I 69 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 2: don't know eighth grade that someone took and that they've 70 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,799 Speaker 2: been holding onto forever and they think, oh, who was 71 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 2: this again, Oh wasn't this what was her name, Bailey? 72 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 2: I'm going to find her and show her this picture 73 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 2: so she can remember a part of her life. I 74 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 2: remember so little. 75 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 1: That is cool. Once in a while, a family member 76 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: will show me a picture that was taken by their 77 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 1: dad when I was eight years old or ten years 78 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: old that I had never seen. And we moved recently, 79 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 1: and going through a bunch of photos that I had 80 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: not looked at since I like, you know, gotten from 81 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 1: my mom and dad's house when they died. I found 82 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: several pictures of me as an infant that I had 83 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: never seen before. It's like, oh, there's a little David 84 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 1: like five months old. I'm like, yeah, that looks like me. 85 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: I've never seen that picture before. I was adorable. 86 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 3: Yeah were you? 87 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 2: Ah? 88 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 1: Right on my question? Y'all joke and poke at each 89 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,119 Speaker 1: other constantly, which is part of what makes the show great. 90 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: But I'm curious, when's the last time someone actually was 91 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 1: genuinely mad or offended on the show? Not HR level stuff, 92 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 1: just every day you went too far comments? How do 93 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:17,240 Speaker 1: you handle conflict when feelings are actually hurt? I asked, 94 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: because I've definitely been offended at work before and said nothing. 95 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 1: Then just let it Stu and Stu and Stu. I 96 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 1: clearly need to get better at addressing conflict. Would love 97 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,279 Speaker 1: to hear how you guys navigate that and a real story. 98 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:32,520 Speaker 1: Have a great weekend? Say hid all the dogs and fine? 99 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 1: I guess Bailey's cat too. Not a cat person, but 100 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 1: if I met Bailey's cat, I'd pretend that I was. Oh, 101 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:41,040 Speaker 1: they said good, happy weekend. Because they wrote this on Friday, 102 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 1: I will come up with something like, first of all, 103 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:47,920 Speaker 1: we all like each other. There's no asshole, there's no 104 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:52,000 Speaker 1: diva on the show. There's nobody that like is like, 105 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: oh fuck, I don't like that person. I think I 106 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:58,599 Speaker 1: speak for all of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 107 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:01,800 Speaker 3: Bailey, Yeah yeah, Oh were you going to keep going 108 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:02,039 Speaker 3: or not. 109 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I was gonna say, but I have worked 110 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 1: on this show has had people that were absolutely, one 111 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:11,240 Speaker 1: hundred percent not a good person and not likable. And 112 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:13,800 Speaker 1: I'm not going to name names, but but it was 113 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 1: pretty universal that, yeah, we would bicker because they were 114 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 1: an evil person. One day I will tell you who, 115 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 1: but not today. And I think they know they were 116 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:27,599 Speaker 1: an evil person. But one thing that comes to mind 117 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 1: is like, I always like relieve tension with humor. So 118 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 1: when Jenny and Andrew broke up a year or so ago, 119 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:38,160 Speaker 1: I was always a guy that was too soon, too soon. 120 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,559 Speaker 1: I'd be like, well, you know, ever since Andrew doesn't 121 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 1: live it anymore, you got to do your own plumbing whatever. 122 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 1: And Jenny was like, no, I Dave don't. And I'm like, okay, well, 123 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,520 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to make you laugh. But now you're 124 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:52,839 Speaker 1: okay with it because you're a lonely, lonely woman and 125 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 1: you got to do your own plumbing lonely. 126 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 3: Lie I am. 127 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,560 Speaker 4: I would say that that probably still strikes the chord 128 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,200 Speaker 4: with me because it hasn't even been but I don't 129 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,920 Speaker 4: get mad at you for because I know that that's 130 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,919 Speaker 4: how you handle like sad situations. You are the like 131 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:09,239 Speaker 4: the relief of humor in the room. 132 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:10,279 Speaker 3: I'm not. 133 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,719 Speaker 4: I'm the person that comes and hugs someone if they're 134 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 4: sad about something. 135 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:19,480 Speaker 2: There I've I'm trying in my adult person life too, 136 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 2: if somebody upsets me or something, instead of just being 137 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:26,039 Speaker 2: like hahaha, laugh it off, I will try and say 138 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 2: something like, hey, actually that was trash. And I didn't 139 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 2: like that because I think we kind of stop not 140 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:36,520 Speaker 2: policing people, but like bad behavior once you become an adult, 141 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:39,320 Speaker 2: when like when you're a kid, you would correct it 142 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 2: and try and change it so that they will grow 143 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:45,359 Speaker 2: up to be a better person. So I try to 144 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 2: say something when my feelings are hurt. I've only ever 145 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:51,960 Speaker 2: had my feelings hurt once on this show in two years. 146 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:52,600 Speaker 1: Oh what was it? 147 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:58,240 Speaker 2: Jenny was gone and we were talking about feminism. It 148 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:01,000 Speaker 2: like it turned into feminism and both you and Vont 149 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:03,279 Speaker 2: kind of ganged up on me and told me to 150 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 2: be like the voice of feminism and list all of 151 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,280 Speaker 2: the ways that women have less rights than men. And 152 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 2: I hated it, and it was on air and I 153 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:13,000 Speaker 2: was like, I want to leave right now, And I said, 154 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:13,440 Speaker 2: were we. 155 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,560 Speaker 1: Being intentionally dicky, or we were think. 156 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:17,840 Speaker 3: You were being intentionally dicky. 157 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we probably thought we were being funny. 158 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,680 Speaker 2: And it wasn't funny to me. And I was like, 159 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,960 Speaker 2: I hate this and I want to go, and so 160 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:25,520 Speaker 2: I said, you guys need to stop. 161 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 3: I will Mat Bailey up. 162 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,320 Speaker 4: And know that that wasn't great, because I even got 163 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,560 Speaker 4: dms from listeners saying that they wish I would have 164 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,240 Speaker 4: been there that day. 165 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,640 Speaker 3: I miss Jenny so much. But then I said something 166 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:37,840 Speaker 3: to you. I was like, yeah, not cool, and you 167 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 3: were like, well, I'm sorry. I didn't mean nat. 168 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,360 Speaker 2: You were Bernie in that moment, and you said, I think. 169 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:47,120 Speaker 1: I used to tell Angie Taylor on the show and 170 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,080 Speaker 1: I used to butt heads here and there, and she 171 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,320 Speaker 1: actually came up to me one time fifteen years ago 172 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,320 Speaker 1: and she said, I am sorry for being such a 173 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 1: fucking brat on your show. And I said it's okay, 174 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 1: and so we get along fine now and she's been 175 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,440 Speaker 1: very very gracious. But I used to remind her. I'd 176 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:04,840 Speaker 1: say I would tell her. I said, I'm really sorry. 177 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,160 Speaker 1: If I say something that makes you mad, just know 178 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:11,240 Speaker 1: that I would never intentionally say something to make you mad. 179 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 1: I would never intentionally be like, oh, well, here's her 180 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:16,800 Speaker 1: weak spot. It's about her bad relationship with her sister 181 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,720 Speaker 1: or whatever. I don't even know if she has a sister. 182 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 1: I would never intentionally, So that was one of the 183 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 1: things that I would always like remember about our business. 184 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:30,880 Speaker 1: We are entertainers. We are performers, and sometimes in the 185 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,360 Speaker 1: act of performing live, we'll say something that's like, oh fuck, 186 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,600 Speaker 1: I wish I hadn't said that, Like if I make 187 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:40,120 Speaker 1: a joke about God. I remember one time a coworker's 188 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,040 Speaker 1: dad or mama died. This is back in Ohio, and 189 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:46,240 Speaker 1: I made your mama joke. Oh yeah, yeah, and he 190 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,400 Speaker 1: was like, it's okay, it's I said, I feel I'm 191 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:53,080 Speaker 1: so sorry. He's like it's okay. It was something about 192 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:55,160 Speaker 1: his mom had just died, and like two days later, 193 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,560 Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, well your mama and you're like and 194 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,760 Speaker 1: then he was like kind of looked at me like hmmm. 195 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:03,840 Speaker 1: So I think sometimes that's one thing that I remember. 196 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 1: But you know, when somebody's deliberately being nasty, yeah, and 197 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:12,080 Speaker 1: we're really not okay. Next one Good Morning, says John 198 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,320 Speaker 1: wanted to call in on no phone screen or Friday 199 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,880 Speaker 1: couldn't get through, No big deal, but I wanted to 200 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 1: make a controversial public service announcement. If you cannot drive 201 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:22,800 Speaker 1: a larger vehicle without the help of someone else, you 202 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 1: should not be driving that vehicle. I was in the 203 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:27,760 Speaker 1: drop off at my kids elementary school and a lady 204 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,480 Speaker 1: in a g wagon was not able to back up 205 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: without the help of the crosswalk coordinator. She should not 206 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:38,600 Speaker 1: be driving that vehicle. Love you guys. From John there's 207 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:42,520 Speaker 1: a cliche like out in chan Hassen about a tiny 208 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:46,600 Speaker 1: blonde woman driving a giant white suv, and it is. 209 00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:48,959 Speaker 1: It's a cliche, but it's true. And if you go 210 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,360 Speaker 1: to the buyerly's parking lot, you'll see a giant GMC 211 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:57,360 Speaker 1: Yukon and a ninety four pound petit, fake blonde, overly tan, 212 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:01,720 Speaker 1: beautiful woman climbing up into the driver's seat and it's like, 213 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,240 Speaker 1: you drive that rig wow. 214 00:10:04,679 --> 00:10:08,839 Speaker 3: Wow. But I've seen plenty of big, old, burly dudes 215 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:12,240 Speaker 3: drive in SUVs and they can't seem to park either. Ah. 216 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,959 Speaker 4: There's nothing that pisses me off more than people who 217 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,560 Speaker 4: can't drive or like whip things around real quick, because 218 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:21,120 Speaker 4: I think like driving the van now, I mean Dave, 219 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,640 Speaker 4: you drive an RV, sometimes you probably take it much 220 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:26,800 Speaker 4: more easier, but would like the van man. I can 221 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,079 Speaker 4: do so many things so easily in that. So when 222 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,280 Speaker 4: I see someone struggling in a park, like a fucking 223 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,800 Speaker 4: Chevy Cruise, I'm like. 224 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,040 Speaker 1: Are you Chevy Cruise? 225 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:37,680 Speaker 3: Like, come on? I just think, like, why are you over? 226 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,880 Speaker 2: Why are you taking up two parking spots when your 227 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,480 Speaker 2: car will fit in between these? 228 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,560 Speaker 3: You just didn't care enough at it. 229 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: I Yeah, with the RV, I've learned to back it. 230 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,680 Speaker 1: And I will tell you the backup camera is the 231 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:56,520 Speaker 1: greatest thing invention since air conditioning. Really, it is just amazing. 232 00:10:56,559 --> 00:10:58,920 Speaker 1: And I'll give you one other invention that is just 233 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 1: amazing is under appreciated. When you have your sun visor 234 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,240 Speaker 1: in your car and the sun is coming in from 235 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:09,800 Speaker 1: the left side the driver's window, you can flip it 236 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,920 Speaker 1: over so now it blocks it. Yeah, here's the great invention. 237 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,240 Speaker 1: Sometimes it doesn't block it enough and you got to 238 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:19,599 Speaker 1: slide it out another three inches. Have you noticed that station. 239 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 3: It doesn't do that, and it doesn't. Yeah, that's lucky. 240 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:26,640 Speaker 1: That is the greatest invention that is not appreciated. Also, 241 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,960 Speaker 1: those extra three inches on your sun visor when you 242 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,120 Speaker 1: slide it to the left. 243 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:32,040 Speaker 3: I agree with that. 244 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:35,440 Speaker 4: So the visors in my camper van do not have 245 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,600 Speaker 4: the ability to move. They only can flip down to 246 00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:41,960 Speaker 4: be in front of the windshield. So driving that at 247 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,480 Speaker 4: certain times of the day is a fucking night there, 248 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,800 Speaker 4: because the sun is just like piercing in my eyes. 249 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,720 Speaker 1: Mike writes in Mike is a big supporter of the 250 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:56,200 Speaker 1: show observation. Those who say don't judge are typically doing 251 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,839 Speaker 1: something they know is wrong, but they don't want to 252 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:01,240 Speaker 1: be told they're doing something wrong. Here here I agree. 253 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,080 Speaker 1: Thursday's war are the Roses. Classic example, she's having an 254 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,640 Speaker 1: affair with a married man. It's not just about her. 255 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,880 Speaker 1: He's just as culpable. But she was on the phone. 256 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,040 Speaker 1: Choices were made to not honor an established relationship. That 257 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,120 Speaker 1: is wrong. That is not judgment. That is simple truth. 258 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:17,559 Speaker 1: When people don't honor an established relationship, Man, that shit 259 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:22,520 Speaker 1: pisses me the fuck off. Senior staff writer, Mike, Thank you, Mike. 260 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,120 Speaker 1: And people do say that, it's like, oh, don't judge 261 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:29,720 Speaker 1: me while they're cheating the system with welfare fraud, or 262 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:33,960 Speaker 1: they're on disability, or they're like they can work, but 263 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,079 Speaker 1: they don't. I have somebody in my family right now. 264 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,240 Speaker 1: She hasn't worked in probably fifteen years, and she has 265 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:42,959 Speaker 1: some sort of like made up something or other that yeah, 266 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:46,240 Speaker 1: was probably a hindrance at one point, but she will 267 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:49,040 Speaker 1: never work again. She will never work again, but she 268 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:54,400 Speaker 1: sure does milk the system. And it's like, ah, I 269 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:59,000 Speaker 1: think that is it because we are back down to 270 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:02,319 Speaker 1: the Charles Lynn letter. Oh and I saved it because 271 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:06,280 Speaker 1: it's just so freaking cool. And that was from Kaylee. 272 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,520 Speaker 1: So that's gonna do it for the Minnesota Goodbye? Is 273 00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:09,839 Speaker 1: there anything else that we want to bring up on 274 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,240 Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye? While we have time? 275 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,000 Speaker 4: I don't know. 276 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,480 Speaker 1: All right, I'll give you. I'll give you a little 277 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,520 Speaker 1: bonus content. Okay, you ready for boat? You like bonus content? 278 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:17,960 Speaker 3: Yeah? 279 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:22,320 Speaker 1: Okay. This is from BuzzFeed. People who wax or see 280 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:25,760 Speaker 1: other people's genitals for work are sharing their observation. And 281 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,920 Speaker 1: I learned more than I ever did in sex sad. 282 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,120 Speaker 1: Would you be interested in hearing what people have to 283 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,720 Speaker 1: say about Genitalian buttholes? 284 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,400 Speaker 3: Yeah? But why are they sharing that? 285 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,440 Speaker 1: That's because it's BuzzFeed and that's what they do. 286 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:37,680 Speaker 4: And they're probably doing it anonymously. 287 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, Leah, we are all right. Here we go. 288 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:44,920 Speaker 1: Let's start off with this one. I've been a trauma 289 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:49,040 Speaker 1: nurse for ten years, seeing a lot of naked people. 290 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,000 Speaker 1: The only genitals I remember are the ones that I 291 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,720 Speaker 1: have found drugs hidden in so many bags of weed 292 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,560 Speaker 1: and meth tucked under balls or between butt cheeks. Beyond that, 293 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:59,600 Speaker 1: they all blend together. Another one. If you've ever thought 294 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,840 Speaker 1: your butt hole looks abnormal, it probably does not. I 295 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,960 Speaker 1: have not seen a single one that looks like another. 296 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:09,440 Speaker 1: Most are cleaner than you think. Hemorrhoids are extremely common. 297 00:14:09,559 --> 00:14:14,520 Speaker 1: Oh gosh, skin tags are extremely common. Most buttholes do 298 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,559 Speaker 1: not look like some perfectly flat button. They have personality. 299 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:21,600 Speaker 4: The personality question going off of that, have you guys 300 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,640 Speaker 4: ever looked at your butthole? 301 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,360 Speaker 3: Not in years? I should. 302 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,880 Speaker 4: Probably you've looked in a mirror at your butthole, like 303 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,360 Speaker 4: one time, Yes, but it was I was like twenty two, 304 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,760 Speaker 4: and I was just like, I wonder what it looks like. Wait, 305 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,560 Speaker 4: you have like this curiosity at some point, at least 306 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,560 Speaker 4: I have, Dave Well. 307 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,920 Speaker 1: I tried to point it toward the mirror, but by 308 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,359 Speaker 1: the time I turn around, it was gone. So I'd 309 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,560 Speaker 1: pointed toward the mirror and then I'd spin around really 310 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,320 Speaker 1: fast and it was gone. And no matter how fast 311 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:53,000 Speaker 1: I spun around, it was gone fast. Yeah, wow, another one. 312 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:57,160 Speaker 1: Nurse here. Women have a wide variety, not just in 313 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:02,200 Speaker 1: appearance but in ureath replacement. That makes putting into catheter 314 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,440 Speaker 1: a bit adventurous. I dated a girl one time who 315 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,120 Speaker 1: said that her urethro was very close to her vaginal 316 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:10,720 Speaker 1: opening and she would always get uties because everything from 317 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:14,360 Speaker 1: the vaginal area would leak into the urethral area. They 318 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,800 Speaker 1: were very close to each other. Is that a thing 319 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,160 Speaker 1: I don't know? 320 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,040 Speaker 2: I don't know, are a thing and it would definitely 321 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,200 Speaker 2: happen if it was close by. 322 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:29,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, so every woman looks different. No, that was kind 323 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,960 Speaker 1: of funny. As a nurse, sometimes peering into a vagina 324 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,800 Speaker 1: and trying to find the urethra for catheter makes me 325 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,760 Speaker 1: feel like a cave explorer. Had to break out my 326 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,080 Speaker 1: little flashlight on many occasions, get right up in there, 327 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:44,960 Speaker 1: explore a little bit before breaking open the steril package. 328 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:50,320 Speaker 1: Here's one. After years of predominantly working on older adults, 329 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,400 Speaker 1: I was very surprised to see my first Prince Albert 330 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,880 Speaker 1: piercing when I was giving somebody a bed bath. You 331 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:59,760 Speaker 1: know what a Prince Albert piercing. Okay, look it up 332 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,840 Speaker 1: if you don't know, you know right, I know I'm 333 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,880 Speaker 1: not eating up the No. No, no, I don't mean you, 334 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,560 Speaker 1: I mean anybody. 335 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:05,920 Speaker 2: Computer. 336 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,640 Speaker 3: Don't look it up if you're at work though, on 337 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:08,440 Speaker 3: a computer. 338 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,600 Speaker 1: Between art school, my job at a sex shop, and 339 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,840 Speaker 1: my job at a funeral home, I don't think I've 340 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 1: gone a day without seeing somebody's genitals in probably twenty years. 341 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,080 Speaker 1: As for my thoughts, they're non existent. I've really lost 342 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:24,160 Speaker 1: my ability to be shocked or disturbed by any of it. Really, 343 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,160 Speaker 1: I think adults who freak out at seeing a naked 344 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,880 Speaker 1: person or kind of childish. The best way to stop 345 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:32,800 Speaker 1: being disturbed by nudity is to see it more. I've 346 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,480 Speaker 1: heard that. I've heard that it's kind of like when 347 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,320 Speaker 1: you're getting whacked and you're worried that the esthetician is 348 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,760 Speaker 1: looking at your buttthole, going wow, this is a weird. 349 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:44,280 Speaker 1: They don't care. Yeah, they really don't, don't. 350 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,720 Speaker 2: I just start having conversations outside of what is happening, 351 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,600 Speaker 2: and then yeah, I really like my astetitions. 352 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:54,040 Speaker 4: She's lovely I think I've told this story before, but 353 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,040 Speaker 4: I was getting laser hair removal down there one time, 354 00:16:57,120 --> 00:17:00,520 Speaker 4: and when I was flipped on my stomach. To be honest, 355 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,760 Speaker 4: the butt whole area not pleasant. I mean, the whole 356 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,800 Speaker 4: thing's not pleasant the first time she went in that 357 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,919 Speaker 4: area because my ass is so big, Like, she's like, 358 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,920 Speaker 4: I'm gonna need you to help hold it up. Yeah, yeah, 359 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:16,280 Speaker 4: And so I'm trying to do that. But then it 360 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:19,480 Speaker 4: shocked me so much I lost my grip. My ass 361 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:23,800 Speaker 4: clamped on to the machine and like grabbed it itself, 362 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,000 Speaker 4: and she like lost her hand. 363 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,520 Speaker 1: Jenny's ass out of control. 364 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,280 Speaker 3: I was like, Millie, I'm. 365 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:34,320 Speaker 4: So sorry, and we laughed hystically about it. 366 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,920 Speaker 3: But I was like, ah, she drops it in there, 367 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,840 Speaker 3: she can never find it again. She's like, where did 368 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:39,080 Speaker 3: it go? 369 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,600 Speaker 1: Get a spreader, somebody to hold one side open, so 370 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:44,600 Speaker 1: he hold the other side open. 371 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,800 Speaker 2: Yeah. You ever need help again, Jenny, let me know 372 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,000 Speaker 2: I'm available. 373 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,720 Speaker 1: Uh, next one. When I first started, it was a 374 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,159 Speaker 1: little surprising. There was no rhyme or reason two penis 375 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,560 Speaker 1: or laby as size. The tallest, biggest guy can have 376 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:59,440 Speaker 1: a micro penis, and a tiny short guy can have one. 377 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,879 Speaker 1: Halfway down to his thigh. Skinny women can have huge 378 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,760 Speaker 1: labia majora menora. All there is to say is that 379 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,879 Speaker 1: there's really no way to know what's in someone's pants. No, 380 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,280 Speaker 1: that's true. I dated a girl one time who was 381 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:16,080 Speaker 1: probably she was literally like four foot eleven, and she 382 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:20,960 Speaker 1: had the biggest labia. And she even asked me, She's like, 383 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:25,400 Speaker 1: are they really big? And I was like, uh no, no, 384 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,160 Speaker 1: uh so. 385 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,240 Speaker 4: True though too, Like I have been so shocked by 386 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,879 Speaker 4: penises before. There was someone who I assumed was not 387 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,760 Speaker 4: going to have a big penis and because like because 388 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,800 Speaker 4: we had like done the whole like makeout, dry humping 389 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,200 Speaker 4: session already, and I was like, I'm not feeling much 390 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 4: down there, and then that fucking monster came out of nowhere. 391 00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:47,280 Speaker 4: When I saw it for the person, I was like, WHOA, 392 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,840 Speaker 4: I was not expecting this. 393 00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:54,480 Speaker 1: I think. I think that's true. I don't haven't seen 394 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:58,800 Speaker 1: a lot of like male whatever unless it was in 395 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:02,120 Speaker 1: the in the pere. But I've heard that you cannot tell. 396 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,000 Speaker 1: Like you look at a guy who's six foot six 397 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,239 Speaker 1: and has large hands, and you think he's got like, 398 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,480 Speaker 1: you know, like a giant dog, and I guess it's 399 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:13,359 Speaker 1: not always that way. Yeah, no, all right, I'm gonna 400 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:14,880 Speaker 1: read one more and we're gonna wrap it up here. 401 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:20,040 Speaker 1: These are from people who are estheticians, nurses, doctors, whatever, 402 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,640 Speaker 1: that see a lot of genitalia. This one says they're 403 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,399 Speaker 1: such a variety of genitals that not much phases me 404 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:31,040 Speaker 1: unless there's a genuine problem otherwise, size, length, girth, hairiness, moles, 405 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:34,720 Speaker 1: et cetera. It doesn't phase me. What does phase me 406 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,480 Speaker 1: is the number of grown adults who don't wipe their ass. 407 00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:40,320 Speaker 1: I've had so many people under the age of sixty 408 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:43,040 Speaker 1: five tell me that their wife, husband's son, daughter, et cetera, 409 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,960 Speaker 1: wipes them after using the bathroom. And I don't mean 410 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:50,520 Speaker 1: people with paraplegia or quadriplegia, broken arms, hands, et cetera, 411 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:55,199 Speaker 1: just regular people. I never, in my life have known 412 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,720 Speaker 1: anybody who didn't wipe their own ass. 413 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, they might not wipe it well, but they 414 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:00,960 Speaker 3: wipe their. 415 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,639 Speaker 4: Own The only thing I've ever heard was my friend 416 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,320 Speaker 4: had an awful skiing accident. Yeah, her both of her 417 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,600 Speaker 4: legs were fucked and her husband had to like help 418 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,600 Speaker 4: her go to the bathroom and do like everything for like. 419 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,160 Speaker 3: A couple months. 420 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,960 Speaker 4: But that was because she was so handicapped she can't 421 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,640 Speaker 4: do it herself. 422 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,040 Speaker 3: A choice. Oh my goodness. 423 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:24,920 Speaker 2: I want to know though, like if you're an esthetician specifically, 424 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,240 Speaker 2: like obviously, if you're a nurse and doctor or whatever, 425 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,680 Speaker 2: you're gonna say something if something's wrong. But what that 426 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,520 Speaker 2: person said, like, oh, I never noticed anything unless it's wrong. 427 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,000 Speaker 2: If you're an esthetician and you're like waxing somebody and 428 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,720 Speaker 2: you see that there's something wrong, are you required to 429 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:43,680 Speaker 2: say something like, hey, by the way, your butt doesn't 430 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,520 Speaker 2: look right and you should get it checked out? 431 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,040 Speaker 3: Or do you just wax you? You just wax it? 432 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,399 Speaker 2: Because I'd love to be you know, the one person 433 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:54,040 Speaker 2: who ever sees any of my business is my estheticians. 434 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,840 Speaker 4: Like, maybe you didn't know you had a hemorrhoid, right, They're. 435 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,399 Speaker 2: Like, because we were just talking about how hemorrhoids are 436 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,800 Speaker 2: super common, and like, shoot, what if I have one? 437 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,800 Speaker 3: I don't even realize it. 438 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think that is super common. I've had 439 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,360 Speaker 1: several girlfriends with them, and most of the time they've 440 00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:13,800 Speaker 1: had children, and I think sometimes children bring on the 441 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:18,240 Speaker 1: onset of a hemorrhoid. And it doesn't mean some giant deformation. 442 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,520 Speaker 1: I remember there was one size of a tic tac 443 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,760 Speaker 1: and it was like, oh, okay, not bad. All right, 444 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,720 Speaker 1: that's going to wrap it up. Well. That should bring 445 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,760 Speaker 1: in your comments on the Minnesota Goodbye, send them in 446 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,960 Speaker 1: to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com, and thank you 447 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:32,479 Speaker 1: for listening.