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Speaker 2: Funny Things that you think is funny aren't funny.

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Speaker 3: Jimmy Cox solid time a cockshow, kickslash man, he'll go welcome.

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Speaker 4: Know me what?

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Speaker 2: I can see a lot of cocks on TV. Allen

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Speaker 7: It don't be a creep.

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Speaker 9: Kick?

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Speaker 2: Com Dave put you one time?

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Speaker 11: Take it.

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Speaker 8: Allen Cox.

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Speaker 2: Hey, what's going on? Good afternoon, Hi, getings, welcome, Welcome,

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Speaker 2: they didn't come in. Thanks for being here. My name

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Speaker 2: is Alan Cox. Say hi to Rob Anthony. He's right

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Speaker 5: What's up man, man?

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Speaker 2: O seven. As always, i'd recommend using the numbers in

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Speaker 2: that order. Who knows what You could otherwise send me

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Speaker 2: a text if you want three five I want to

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Speaker 2: watch the show. You can the Allen Cox Show YouTube channel.

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Speaker 2: You'll see Robs and my shining faces right there. I

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Speaker 2: keep thinking, you're wearing a Seattle Mariners cap.

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Speaker 12: No, people think that. For sure, it's my buddy's construction

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Speaker 12: company logo. It does it as like a Seattle vibe

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Speaker 12: to it. For sure, It's not called Seattle Mariners Construction.

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Speaker 12: It's not called Seattle Construction, which is even weird to

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Speaker 12: say that. Yeah, you don't want kracking in the name

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Speaker 12: of your construction company. It sends mixed messages at best.

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Speaker 12: And he's like, but I spell it with a K,

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Speaker 12: like cracky no cracking, Yeah, like the booze.

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Speaker 5: Hey listen.

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Speaker 2: So I dip into Target this morning because I have

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Speaker 2: a couple of things to grab and then I'm going

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Speaker 2: They're both walking in cute little kid maybe he looks

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Speaker 2: I go, well that kid, I go, I didn't. I

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Speaker 2: Some old bitch cut mommy off in the parking lot.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, well, yeah, that doesn't come out of nowhere.

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe mommy doesn't talk like that, but maybe daddy does.

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Speaker 2: But he said I heard it again, So this was

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Speaker 2: I heard it. This kid just going I heard it.

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Speaker 2: I heard it. She's like what I heard it, mother effort.

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Speaker 2: This has happened before. Oh it was great. My timing

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Speaker 2: could have been better, you know, rob By and large,

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Speaker 2: I know it's not a good thing, especially as a parent,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, you're not People do talk like that

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Speaker 2: I didn't grow up with my mom, but it seems

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Speaker 2: uttered that. I know, my dad talked like a sailor.

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Speaker 2: have a very salty potty mouth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I curse, yeah, I do, definitely know. But after

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Speaker 2: I got no problem with salty language, and now I

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Speaker 2: I don't want to get bloated, but salty language couldn't

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Speaker 5: I don't have it in here.

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Speaker 2: It's in the box of things that I'm sure I

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Speaker 2: But it was Shakespearean insults, you know, like old timey insults,

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Speaker 2: But you can kind of put Shakespearean insults you paunch

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Speaker 2: You'd need a sheet in front of you. These just

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Speaker 2: Calling somebody a pig pig nut is great. You calling

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Speaker 2: milk livered, you milk livered, moldwarp. It's a lot of

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Speaker 2: alliteration in these two, you idle headed maggot pie. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's pretty good. I mean again, they are good. But

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Speaker 2: that's just a sheet that I have in here. But

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Speaker 2: somebody got me a book years ago of Shakespearean insults

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Speaker 2: for pig nut is solid. Pig nut is great, yes,

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Speaker 2: different situation. Maybe it's a spin off. What the hell

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Speaker 2: do I know? But you know salty language. Well, I

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Speaker 2: It literally punched me in the face. This kid, Mommy

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Speaker 2: And my god, the farts. Little girl never make a sound.

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Speaker 12: And just the my most proud moment as a father,

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Speaker 12: probably ever is because of a fart. We were at

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, dude, I'm so sorry. I'm like, my

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Speaker 12: I just tugged on my jacket and you could see

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Speaker 12: like she almost started to cry, like thank you for

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Speaker 12: owning that. And I was so proud. And Melissa's like,

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Speaker 12: that's really your like shining accomplishment as a yes, and

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Speaker 12: I'm like, yeah, I owned the world's grossest fart in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true love, forget your daughter. A guy will

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Speaker 2: take ownership of his own farts so to be able

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Speaker 2: to adopt another kid's part.

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Speaker 12: No, this one incredible. I don't know, man, I don't

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Speaker 12: know if I would have wanted to own this one.

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Speaker 5: It was rough. It was a bad, bad fart.

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Speaker 2: And like you said, it's winter when they have these dances,

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Speaker 2: So we're standing in this area that's just overly heated,

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Speaker 2: trying to yeah, you know, make people form as they

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Speaker 2: walk off, thick thick boyfriends, like on your clothes, breathing it.

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Speaker 5: Oh, it's brutal.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna need a couple of dryer sheets to get

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Speaker 2: that one out. There's got to be a business model

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Speaker 2: there where you can rent yourself out as somebody who

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Speaker 2: will adopt other people's farts. I mean, it's it would

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Speaker 2: be probably impossible because it's just such a spontaneous bodily function.

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Speaker 2: You know, you couldn't be there all the time. But

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Speaker 2: maybe there was like a maybe you're somebody who's prone

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Speaker 5: Kinds of things.

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Speaker 2: You know, we all have friends who you know, things

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Speaker 2: like ibs and crones. We've talked to people you know, terrible, terrible,

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Speaker 8: One hundred seven.

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Speaker 2: I think this is an underrated kiss song. Now you

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 2: I think he's from Euclid. I always confuse Euclid and Oliria.

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Speaker 1: With Cleveland goes back through playing the Agora, and from

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Speaker 2: Now do they still have that key? Can Paul Stanley

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Speaker 15: All right?

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Speaker 2: I think I want some last scream, but Mitchell's has closed.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people wearing old kiss shirts and old

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Speaker 2: That sounds more like what I'm used to. Yeah, well

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Speaker 2: We're better left to the imagination. All right, I am

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Speaker 12: Oh please, not doing that, not yet. I'm working with

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Speaker 2: Well, I did that thing a couple of years ago.

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you stripped down and I was able to

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Speaker 12: They have something really similar at mentality is they you

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Speaker 2: You sure there wasn't an E meter for scientology where

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Speaker 12: I've just it's it's neat to see what can happen

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Speaker 2: He's training to pull vault.

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Speaker 5: It is it is next. It is pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: So find out how they can help you at mentality

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Speaker 2: health dot com slash Radio Anyway. Happy Kiss Day to

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Speaker 2: that Kiss did here uh in Cleveland, Ohio. Gene Simon

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Speaker 12: Doesn't something still tell you like they're gonna show up.

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Speaker 2: I feel like Kiss is the one band that will

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Speaker 2: not in eighteen months go we're going back out. I

439
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,600
Speaker 2: don't think they're Motley Crue. You know they signed their

440
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:30,480
Speaker 2: Nonsense in Blood five years ago. We're never touring again.

441
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,200
Speaker 2: It wasn't even a year and those guys were back

442
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 2: on the road. They're like, oh right, we hate being

443
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:39,160
Speaker 2: at home. I think the guys in Kiss, they're so diversified,

444
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,920
Speaker 2: you know, for all of the uh, all the ways

445
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 2: that people slag on them for, you know, never turning

446
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 2: down an opportunity to make a buck. They obviously don't.

447
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,280
Speaker 2: Well they haven't needed the money for a lot, they

448
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,200
Speaker 2: haven't needed the money for decades. But I just don't

449
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,679
Speaker 2: think these guys you have that added level of difficulty

450
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,920
Speaker 2: of getting in those goddamn costumes every night and put

451
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:04,120
Speaker 2: on that friggin makeup. Moley Krue didn't have to do that. Friggin'

452
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,440
Speaker 2: Vince Neil doesn't even know what a Staremaster is.

453
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 12: I just I feel like it's gonna it just it

454
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:14,960
Speaker 12: lends itself so easily to what Kiss is and always

455
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 12: has been.

456
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,639
Speaker 2: With this with Ace passing away, like the tribute to

457
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,840
Speaker 2: aceh they see them doing something at that Kennedy Center thing.

458
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,120
Speaker 2: But I don't see them going back.

459
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 5: Out of the road. I don't think a full blown thing.

460
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 12: But I feel like there's something there, Like they already

461
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 12: introduced those avatars at their last show, right, I just

462
00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 12: there's gotta be something coming. It's did you see that

463
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,920
Speaker 12: all the money that they have, all the access to

464
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 12: everything in the world that they have. And Paul and

465
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 12: Jean flew commercial to get to New York for Aces memorial.

466
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, good for them. Jean was standing in the line

467
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 2: to get on the plane at the gate and he's

468
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:54,520
Speaker 2: holding a bag, a suit bag up and it just

469
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,680
Speaker 2: says tom Ford across the back and I'm like, this

470
00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:04,640
Speaker 2: dude's lugging at tom Ford's suit throughs. But these these

471
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,879
Speaker 2: guys have also been real good with like fans, Oh totally,

472
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:11,120
Speaker 2: And so that let's lets Gene Simmons be around people

473
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 2: that are go, oh my god, you're Gene Simmons. You know,

474
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 2: there's no missing it up, especially when they're together.

475
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

476
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:20,119
Speaker 2: No, listen, years ago, anytime Jean and Paul were on

477
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 2: this show is usually one or the other, Gene more

478
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 2: than Paul. It was one time years ago I had

479
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 2: both of them on. I remember they were promoting, but

480
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,400
Speaker 2: it was Gene and Paul and they sat on the show.

481
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,679
Speaker 2: They were like, we envision a day where Kiss continues

482
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 2: with other people in the costumes, and we're like, like,

483
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 2: it's a franchise like Guar, you know what I mean,

484
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 2: Like the original Guar guys. It's practically they're kids in

485
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 2: those costumes. Now, who cares? And they were like, Oh,

486
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 2: it could be anybody in those costumes. Kiss is a thing,

487
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 2: it's not necessarily us. All Right, I'm gonna bring Gene

488
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 2: Simmons and Japan full circle here. Okay, it's a band

489
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 2: called Easy Oh. Late eighties there was a whole big wave.

490
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 2: They were trying to make Japanese metal happen in the

491
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 2: United States, and he had a couple of bands. Gene

492
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 2: Simmons produced these guys. He had signed them to Simmons Records,

493
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 2: which never really got off the ground, and he basically

494
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 2: took an existing Japanese metal band and he painted their faces.

495
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,640
Speaker 2: They looked like Japanese Kiss. They learned their lyrics phonetically,

496
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 2: they didn't speak English, and he and some other guys

497
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 2: wrote some lyrics for him, and they put out a

498
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 2: couple albums and I was one hundred percent on board. Again,

499
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 2: lyrics were terrible, but I was all about it. In

500
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 2: the late eighties, well, the country of Japan has their

501
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:44,919
Speaker 2: first ever female prime minister. Now she's going to steer

502
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 2: the country to the right. She's got a kind of

503
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 2: a lot of hinky politics. But what's getting the headlines

504
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 2: is the fact that she's a metal head and plays

505
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 2: the drums. She's a big Iron Maiden fan. She's a

506
00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 2: big deep purple fan. Sani Takachi. Takaichi is a very conservative,

507
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 2: she's pretty like right wing there in Japan. But she

508
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,440
Speaker 2: is the first female prime minister that the country of

509
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 2: Japan has ever had. I think she took the oath

510
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 2: of office yesterday, and there's video of her on social

511
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 2: media and in other places playing the drums, and that

512
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 2: it's a big Iron Maiden fan. She a good drummer,

513
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 2: she's fine now. She was primarily doing it as a

514
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 2: younger woman. You know, the photos of her and that

515
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 2: are long time ago. But she was talking about how

516
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 2: she's had a long time affinity for heavy metal bands.

517
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 2: Most of them are you know, Japan is still a

518
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 2: country where like a certain genre of metal is still

519
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 2: very popular, you know, like glammy kind of. That's why

520
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 2: a lot of those eighties bands, when it all dried

521
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 2: up for them here, they could always go to Japan

522
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 2: and play basketball arenas, you know, or whatever stadiums. And

523
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 2: so she's a big Iron Maiden fan, and she's a

524
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 2: big fan of other Japanese metal bands, so she still

525
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 2: listens to Iron Maiden regularly. Now, what this does is

526
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 2: it does introduce to a lot of people the cognitive

527
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 2: dissonance between being an ultra conservative politician and liking heavy metal,

528
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 2: which by and large is a genre committed to rebellion

529
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 2: and not letting anybody tell you what to do and

530
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 2: individualism and obviously far right people they all they want

531
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 2: to do is tell you what to do and so.

532
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 2: But she has been elected there in Japan. Now I

533
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 2: would like to think that maybe she'd break out them

534
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 2: drums for her inauguration or something. She said she used

535
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 2: to play drums in a metal band that did Black

536
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 2: Sabbath in Deep Purple covers. She still has an electric

537
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 2: drum electronic drum kit where she lives, and you play

538
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 2: those with headphones, you know, and so it sounds like drums,

539
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 2: but you're it's not everybody's cup of tea, you know,

540
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,479
Speaker 2: drum because people don't have the space for real drums,

541
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 2: and electronic drums can be very expensive too. If you

542
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 2: get a high end set. I hated, Well, it doesn't

543
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 2: have the same feel. It doesn't have the same feel

544
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 2: because you're hitting like hard rubber pads. My thing is

545
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 2: when people go, well, if you live in an apartment

546
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 2: or something, it's a lot quieter, And it is, except

547
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,640
Speaker 2: you're still hearing somebody beat on rubber pads, like if

548
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 2: you live with someone. Obviously, it's much quieter than playing

549
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 2: actual acoustic drums, and it sounds great right in your headphones.

550
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 2: You can dial up any genre, you can make your

551
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 2: drums sound like anything, So the appeal the technology is

552
00:27:56,320 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 2: really really cool, but you are banging on rubber pads,

553
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 2: and you know, and beating on rubber pads is always

554
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 2: better than beating off rubber pads, so that is a benefit.

555
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 12: I suppose mine was made of mesh mesh heads so

556
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,360
Speaker 12: would snap a little better. But I just I got

557
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,959
Speaker 12: rid of them. I did not like it at all,

558
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 12: couldn't get used to them.

559
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 2: I don't think I would ever buy an e drum kit.

560
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 2: And they are getting better and better all the time. Right,

561
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 2: they look like acoustic drums now, you know, for a

562
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 2: while they kind of look like they just look like

563
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 2: electronic pads, but now they look like drumshells. Now those

564
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 2: get very expensive the more realistic they look. Oh for sure,

565
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 2: mine was only I don't know, seven eight hundred bucks. Yeah,

566
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 2: you can drop you can drop seven eight grand on

567
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 2: some of those yeah kids. Anyway, the new PM of

568
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 2: Japan there not only their first female prime minister. Of course,

569
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 2: Shinzo Abe was also an ultra right wing guy. He

570
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 2: was assassinated and that was his second go round. I

571
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 2: think is PM there in Japan. But you know, and

572
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 2: again all the photos they show off her, obviously as

573
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 2: a much younger woman's playing the drums and she's riding

574
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 2: a motorcycle and all that kind of stuff, It's like, well, yeah,

575
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 2: that would be the providence of anybody when they were younger.

576
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 2: There probably aren't a lot of older Japanese women still

577
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 2: playing the drums, and it's a nice distraction, obviously from

578
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 2: her ultra conservative politics.

579
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Speaker 2: Your Cleveland Cavalier start their season tonight. Four teams began

588
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Speaker 2: the season last night, Lebron out for the Lakers. I

589
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Speaker 2: think it's the first time in a couple of decades

590
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Speaker 2: that guy hasn't been part of the season opener. They

591
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Speaker 2: lost the Golden State. But I mean he's sixty. Yeah,

592
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Speaker 2: he's having problems with his siatica.

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Speaker 12: That's when you know someone's starting to get onto that

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Speaker 12: backside of the career, right, Like, it's not just the

595
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Speaker 12: knee anymore.

596
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Speaker 2: You know, Oh, he's out with a knee injury. Nice

597
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Speaker 2: siatic is acting up on him. Yeah, well he's forty,

598
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Speaker 2: which is one hundred in professional sports years. But you

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Speaker 2: know so, and then Oklahoma City and somebody else played

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Speaker 2: last night. Calves Knicks tonight at the Garden, seven o'clock

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Speaker 2: tip off, six thirty pre game here on MMS your

602
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Speaker 2: FM home for Cleveland Cavaliers basketball. And then Friday night,

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Speaker 2: I'll screwed over to Brooklyn play the Nets and the

604
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Speaker 2: home opener. We gave away a bunch of tickets for this.

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Speaker 2: I hope you won with the Calves are going to

606
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Speaker 2: be playing the Milwaukee Bucks here at home Sunday night,

607
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Speaker 2: six o'clock to kick off the season here at home.

608
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Speaker 2: So always a big to do to open the season.

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Speaker 2: At the Rocket Arena hashtag let them know Roight and

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Speaker 2: so Cavs Basketball to night on MMS and on the

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Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app, everybody texting me. There are stories of children swearing.

612
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 2: After I heard the little kid in a target whip

613
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 2: one out at his mom. Yeah, no, listen, I think

614
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 2: that that's a sliding scale, right. Somebody was like, my

615
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 2: kid is three and says like, mother, effor and god

616
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Speaker 2: damn it all the time, and that's my fault. Like, yeah,

617
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 2: that you might want to clean it up inside the

618
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Speaker 2: house there if like you know, cause you're not going

619
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Speaker 2: to tell as soon as you tell a little kid,

620
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Speaker 2: don't say that it's all they're gonna want to do.

621
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 2: I'm a grown man, and when somebody tells me not

622
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Speaker 2: to do something, that's all I want to do.

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Speaker 5: Alan.

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Speaker 2: When I met you on the Funny Bus, I couldn't

625
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 2: believe how much you actually swear in real life.

626
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Speaker 5: What's funny?

627
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 2: Even when I'm so used to hearing you on the radio,

628
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 2: it felt like hearing your mother cuss for the first time.

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Speaker 12: Somebody says, yeah, it is funny because I swear all

630
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Speaker 12: the time. You do even when we're off the air.

631
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 12: If we're just in here talking to each other.

632
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Speaker 2: I'll sometimes let one slip, yeah, and I'm like, WHOA,

633
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 2: Like you're like, okay, always assume a microphone is on. Yeah,

634
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 2: but we've gotten over the course of thirty years, like

635
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 2: you know, your first couple of years in radio. I mean,

636
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 2: you're right, it is good to we do kind of

637
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 2: live by the maxim always assume a microphone is on.

638
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 2: But we also I'm back here running everything. I know

639
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 2: there's nothing on right right, but you do get really

640
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 2: good when the Red Lco's on of cleaning it off.

641
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Speaker 12: You just don't curse. No, I've only done it what

642
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 12: like once, I think since I joined the show. And

643
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 12: it's and the hard part, even for somebody who's been

644
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 12: doing this for thirty years. Doing it in one way

645
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 12: for thirty years is one thing, but when you're having

646
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Speaker 12: back and forth conversation for four hours a day, yeah,

647
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 12: it's hard to sometimes forget.

648
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 2: Oh right, I can't say shrimp, I slip Like once

649
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 2: a decade, I'll really get on one and I'll forget

650
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 2: for half a second. So it takes just long enough

651
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 2: to forget where I am. And you know it's just

652
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 2: because we'll be cut so comfortable with the audience, rap

653
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 2: I would forget. Hey, this thing of having the conversations.

654
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 5: Man, Alan.

655
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 2: You see, the Leaves and Raptors adjusted their game times

656
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 2: for the Blue Jays in the World Series. They did, boy,

657
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 2: Toronto's coming together, the NHL and UH and NBA. They're

658
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 2: in Toronto. They were like, we're gonna move our game

659
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 2: time so people can watch the World Series Game one.

660
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 2: The Blue Jays are hosting the Dodgers in Toronto on

661
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 2: Friday night. Also because everyone knows those sucking maple Leaves

662
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 2: are never gonna may as well. Leaves fans though, because

663
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 2: it's like, boy, if there's any team that should have

664
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,479
Speaker 2: just two arms full of Stanley Cups, it's the Toronto

665
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 2: maple Leaves. Yeah, oh god, Leafs. But you don't but

666
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 2: you don't, No, no, you don't. But that's my CE

667
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 2: team too. Really, Blackhawks, uh, Pittsburgh Penguins, and Toronto maple

668
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 2: just because the Original six stuff like is that no,

669
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 2: just those are the teams that I've that I tend

670
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 2: to follow.

671
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 5: Red Wings.

672
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 2: You know, my wife from Detroit, so it's like she

673
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 2: pays attention to the Red Wings. I was on in

674
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 2: Detroit for a long time, so I kind of had

675
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,720
Speaker 2: to pay attention to that stuff. Yeah, but I worked

676
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,879
Speaker 2: for the Penguins. I was an arena host for them,

677
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 2: Blackhawks on my home team, and I you know, I

678
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 2: have a big saucepot for Toronto. I spent a lot

679
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 2: of time there and and you know, it's it's Canada's

680
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 2: national pastime, and it's gonna suck when you just can't

681
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 2: get anything going, and you're a Canadian hockey team. Well

682
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 2: they can get stuff going, they just can't well close

683
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 2: the deal, you see. Like I I don't know that

684
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 2: I have a B team in hockey. Like I'm a

685
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 2: Bruins fan, yeah, and just always have been. But if

686
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 2: I were to have to root for anybody else, it

687
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 2: would have to be in a completely different division, and

688
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 2: it would have to be like the original guys. Like

689
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 2: I would have to say, Okay, if the Bruins don't win,

690
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 2: I'd like to see Chicago win because I dig the

691
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 2: original six stuff, the Saint Louis Blues. I'd be like,

692
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 2: all right, that's fine. I suppose Winnipeg is cool to

693
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 2: see them back, the Jets, I don't know, Vancouver maybe

694
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 2: who else? Like who else would I care about? Calgary, Calgary,

695
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 2: them Ottawa Senators. That's what I mean, Like, it's not sexy.

696
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 12: And I hate the Canadians just by default saying division

697
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,800
Speaker 12: as the Bruins. It's always been the biggest rivalry. So

698
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 12: I've always hated. Let me, I've always hated the Montreal Canadians.

699
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 12: I know we have a Canadian audience. I don't want

700
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 12: you to think I hate you. I don't hate that team. Yeah,

701
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 12: so like seeing all of those other teams, did you

702
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 12: see the Brad Marshawn return.

703
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, in Boston. Oh my god, dude, I'm not gonna

704
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 2: even pretend to tell you I didn't tear up on

705
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 2: that one. That dude was our guy.

706
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 12: He was the associate captain forever, then the captain captain

707
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 12: for a long time, and then got traded off as

708
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 12: the captain to Florida. That was his first return back

709
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 12: to the Garden last night, and oh my god, dude, tears.

710
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 9: Well.

711
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,439
Speaker 2: I have an Eddie Olzek penguin Jersey. He's the only

712
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 2: guy and I knew him when I was in Pittsburgh.

713
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 2: He's the only guy who's played for all three of

714
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,399
Speaker 2: my teams. Right, we had him on a black Hawks

715
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 2: he's from Chicago. I think he still does play by play.

716
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 2: I think for Blackhawks, played for the Maple Leafs and

717
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 2: played for the Penns, and there aren't a lot of

718
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 2: guys like that that you know, kind of jump out

719
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 2: at me. And he went to Brother Rice, which is

720
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 2: a Catholic high school in Chicago, and I love those guys.

721
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 2: Chris Chellio's knew him from when I was in Detroit.

722
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 2: People associated him with the Blackhawks in Chicago, but everybody

723
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 2: in Detroit loves him.

724
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 12: Is a red wing d He's one of those guys

725
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 12: that's why, you you know what I mean, Like Brendan

726
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 12: Shanahan's another one. Like yeah, I shall always think of

727
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 12: him as a dude from Detroit. But he bounced around.

728
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 12: He was with Saint Louis. He played in Hartford for

729
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,800
Speaker 12: a couple of years and that's where I got to

730
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 12: know him. The Whalers. The Whalers cry, give me a

731
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 12: Whaler's jersey there, worked for them and we got to

732
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 12: see it of games, which was awesome. So that's where like,

733
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 12: oh god, I was there for the his like seasons

734
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 12: there and everybody was booing the hell out of him

735
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 12: because he requested to be traded out him out of Hartford. Yeah,

736
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 12: and that was when he went back to Detroit, and

737
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 12: I mean he like his final game there, he scored

738
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 12: a hat trick and people loved him by the end.

739
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 12: It was just awesome, you know. Yeah, some great hockey

740
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 12: I've gotten. That's one thing, Like, I love Hockey's probably

741
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 12: my favorite sport. And I've gotten to see so much

742
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 12: great stuff live over the years because of where I

743
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 12: was geographically. I was an hour like where I grew

744
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 12: up in Springfield, Massachusetts, it was ninety minutes to Boston

745
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 12: and forty minutes to Hartford, right, so I could go

746
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 12: to games all the time, right, And I kind of

747
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 12: rooted for both the Whalers and Hartford because of where

748
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 12: it was, I mean the Whalers and the Bruins. That

749
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 12: you could go to a game, you could see the

750
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 12: you know, the Whalers play some BS team on a

751
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 12: Wednesday night for ten bucks, nobody cared. But then you

752
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,879
Speaker 12: can go to Boston and see your favorite team play,

753
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 12: even the Whalers. It was just it was fantastic. Sure,

754
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 12: too many hockey memories to to keep track of all.

755
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 12: And I remember calling the cat An a hole when

756
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 12: I was a kid. I didn't know what a man.

757
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 12: The cat was fine, but my mom made me apologize

758
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 12: to the cat. You go apologize to that cat that

759
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 12: can't understand English.

760
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 2: That's a teachable moment. I think that's what they call it.

761
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 2: What if the kid was just teachable something wrong with

762
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 2: the cat's a hole. He wasn't like, you're an a hole,

763
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 2: and he was just like, hey, mom, there's something wrong

764
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 2: with the cat's a hole. All cats do is flash

765
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 2: their a holes always. You were just pointing, look at mom.

766
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 2: You're like the little Dutch boy putting your finger in

767
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 2: the dyke. He didn't know what was up.

768
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 12: There's a good video of a little kid doing that

769
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 12: to a dog. It just showed up on like my

770
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 12: my Out. It's it's like pointing. The dad's like no, no, no, no,

771
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 12: no no no. He just sinks his finger and everybody

772
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 12: just starts laughing.

773
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:51,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, poor dog.

774
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 2: Well, better a finger than the tongue when you're a

775
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 2: little kid. Oh what's that? It looks like a cheerio.

776
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, work that tongue.

777
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 5: Get that slime off, gross grossing.

778
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 2: Dare you, sir, Alan? There's a three year old girl

779
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 2: missing near Medina. Can you make an announcement. Have you

780
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,320
Speaker 2: heard about that? I haven't seen like an amber, No,

781
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 2: I have anything like that.

782
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 12: There is no I didn't get an Amber alert that.

783
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 12: Let me see. Oh it's right there. First thing on

784
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 12: my uh on my yeah, my town website thing or whatever.

785
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 2: It's actively searching for a missing three year old girl

786
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 2: last seen today around one eighteen, so not that long ago,

787
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 2: seventy six hundred block of Hunter Drive in La Fayette Township.

788
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 2: Wing white pajamas, yeah, with Mini mouse on them. Please

789
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 2: call nine one one immediately or contact the Medina Police

790
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 2: Department if you have any information. Well, that would why

791
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 2: there's no AMBER alert then, because there's no other information

792
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 2: as to where she, Like, they don't know if she

793
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 2: was taken or if she just wandered off or what.

794
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 12: That's it's just they're looking for her. There's no other

795
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 12: information what they're looking for. Oh boy, I don't know

796
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,919
Speaker 12: exactly where that is. That's not near me, but near

797
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 12: enough that Jesus.

798
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 2: Well, if you're out that way, you keep your eyes peeled.

799
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,479
Speaker 2: I can't imagine that if she crossed your field of vision,

800
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 2: you'd miss her. Yeah, you're not going to see her pajamas.

801
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:19,919
Speaker 5: Yeah.

802
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 2: Oh man all and I volunteer at a haunted house

803
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 2: and there's this young kid and his mom, A young

804
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 2: kid and his mom, and I scared him because I'm

805
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 2: working the haunted house. And he said, oh f and

806
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 2: the mom slapped him across the face as hard as

807
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 2: she could, and I had to ski her away dress

808
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 2: as a monster. I mean, listen, if you take your

809
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 2: kid to a haunted house and he hurls out an expletive,

810
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 2: I'd say, in context of that environment, let that one go,

811
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 2: of course. Yeah, And then you get back to the

812
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 2: car and you go, Now, we're not going to have

813
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 2: that in normal, every day life. But you got scared. Well,

814
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 2: especially if you use it in the proper context, that

815
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 2: was efing scary. Yeah, Okay, if you don't use it right,

816
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 2: then you'd be like, okay, kid, come on, if you're

817
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 2: gonna curse, at least you don't know what you're doing,

818
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 2: show some show some uh you know some some some

819
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 2: uh like you're like you know what you're doing, like

820
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 2: you've been here before. Yeah, Allen, I was around eight

821
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 2: years old and I told my mother that the rabbit

822
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 2: was being a bastard. I mean technically, she asked where

823
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 2: I learned that word, and I said, Grandma, Yeah, well

824
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 2: that's where I learned it from my grandma, Right, Grandma

825
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 2: a bunch of assholes? Yeah yeah, my grandma salty as well.

826
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 2: I'm gonna burp here.

827
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 16: Hey Allen, Rob, I'm a little confused on your stance here.

828
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 16: Listening to the podcast for Monday, you're talking about House

829
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 16: of Pain and jump around and it being a good

830
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 16: thing with exercise and not sitting around and all that stuff.

831
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 2: But on the other side of things, did you.

832
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 16: Just switch your stands because you used to really enjoy

833
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,240
Speaker 16: the song about sitting. Sitting is the opposite of standing.

834
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 2: I want to know what's up, well, but sitting is

835
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 2: the opposite of standing. Right, It's still good to jump up,

836
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 2: jump up, and get down. So they were trying to

837
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 2: if nothing else, House of Pain, as we were talking

838
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 2: about the other day, House of Pain is trying to

839
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 2: instill in people a love of exercise.

840
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 4: Rob.

841
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 2: And if you, you know, can get yourself into a

842
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 2: giant crowd of everybody Poe going up and down at

843
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 2: the same time, all the better. It's unintended cardio. But

844
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 2: sitting is the opposite of standing. That's not even a

845
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 2: judgment that's just that's just correct, just fact. Yeah, that's

846
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 2: just fact.

847
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,280
Speaker 5: City is a wonderful game.

848
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 2: This dude, by the way, just started the second season

849
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 2: of his show. Is a guy named Brian Alvarez, and

850
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 2: he's got a show called English Teacher over on FX.

851
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 2: It's very funny. But he went, you know, he was

852
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 2: spending a lot of time on TikTok and he would

853
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 2: do this thing where this filter on TikTok would make

854
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 2: his mouth look huge, and so he went crazy viral

855
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 2: with his sitting song with Brian Alvarez was doing. He

856
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 2: would this character TJ Mack I think is what he

857
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 2: called him, and he would do all kinds of videos

858
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 2: and just dicking around, right. A lot of it was

859
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 2: during COVID, but he was an actor and he was

860
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 2: trying to get shows made and he was always pitching

861
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 2: scripts and stuff and one of them, called English Teacher,

862
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 2: finally made it over to FX I think, and they

863
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 2: just kicked off the second season a couple of nights ago.

864
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 2: It's a very funny show. For people who haven't watched

865
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 2: English Teacher. Sean Patton is a very good comedian who's

866
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 2: one of the characters on that show. But they just

867
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 2: kicked off the second season the Speaking of comedians, Kyle

868
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 2: Kanaane is going to be in here tomorrow.

869
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 5: Oh nice love.

870
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 2: Kyle Kanaane from Suburban We haven't had him on the

871
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 2: show in a long time, but he's doing tomorrow night, Friday,

872
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 2: and Saturday at Hilarities. And Kyle Kanan is a very

873
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:16,280
Speaker 2: specifically funny type of dude. He's just a naturally funny dude.

874
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 2: So I'm excited to catch up with him. So if

875
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 2: you're a Kyle Kanaan fan, I know there are a

876
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 2: lot of you out there. He will be in here

877
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 2: tomorrow to catch up. Speaking of sitting, I was reading

878
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 2: an article on how they are trying to get the

879
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 2: concept of butt breathing appropriate for humans. There are a

880
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 2: lot of animals that already do this. Now there is

881
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 2: you know, we talk about the Nobel Prize, that's the

882
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 2: thing that Trump pretends he deserves, but the Ignobel Prize

883
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 2: the opposite of this. They give out to people in

884
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 2: the scientific community who aren't exactly like finding things that

885
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 2: might change life as we know it. They're much more

886
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 2: kind of steric things that they've discovered, but they are

887
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:07,439
Speaker 2: scientific in nature nonetheless, And So the people who won

888
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 2: this Ignobel Prize in physiology were scientists to discover the

889
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 2: lot of tiny mammals breathe through their asses, and so

890
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 2: it's silly, yes, on the surface, but they're like, look,

891
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 2: this might have applications to humans whose respiratory systems are

892
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 2: not fully functional. Can we retrofit this? Can we develop

893
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 2: this as a medical treatment for humans butt breathing. So

894
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 2: that's a clickbait that brings you in. But then when

895
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 2: you start digging into now, my first thought is, well,

896
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 2: we've perfected the exhaling part of the butt breathing. So

897
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 2: it strikes me you only have fifty percent of the

898
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 2: work to do, that would be the inhaling. But they are,

899
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 2: these scientists who have been studying this and developing this

900
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 2: and other species, are like, well, we you know a

901
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 2: lot of this stuff came out of COVID, because obviously

902
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 2: during COVID there were all these ventilator shortages and there

903
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 2: were all these people with respiratory problems and blocked air

904
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 2: ways and whatever, and so it was really born out

905
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 2: of that necessity, being the mother of invention after all.

906
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 2: But wouldn't technically the exhaling part I understand that we've

907
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 2: already perfected that part, but you're not exhaling the air

908
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 2: you've just currently breathed. Well, this is what they're going

909
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 2: to have to figure out because you got I mean

910
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 2: that's old air. Yeah, right, Yeah, they're going to figure

911
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 2: all this out. And I have to imagine that if

912
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 2: they can develop this for humans, they're going to have

913
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 2: to rename it. They're going to have to call it something.

914
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,879
Speaker 2: I think they already call it intestinal breathing, which you'd

915
00:46:55,920 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 2: have to breathe in through your ass. Yes, right, well no,

916
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 2: because it's tell us to get to the lungs. Well,

917
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 2: I think these animals might use gills and so, I

918
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 2: again I'm not quite sure. The technical term is entral

919
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 2: ventilation via anus EVA through. So they're studying an animal

920
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 2: called the loach, which is like a bottom dwelling fish,

921
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 2: and this is the Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center. I

922
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 2: don't know if the implication is that they're going to

923
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 2: be trying to figure out how kids can do this,

924
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 2: but I would imagine that if you're looking for a

925
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,479
Speaker 2: group to roll this out to be part of the test,

926
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 2: who better than kids? Kids love the fart, got the

927
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 2: exhaling part out. Let's call it what it is, the

928
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 2: inhaling part. I'll take one for science.

929
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:49,959
Speaker 5: Yeah.

930
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 2: Remember, it was just a couple of days ago. I

931
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 2: was talking about one of our bureau cheeses. I think

932
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 2: it was Ocean City, Maryland. They sent me the thing,

933
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 2: and the Ocean City police were going to do some

934
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 2: study on impaired driving impairment from marijuana, and they just

935
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 2: could not believe how many people wanted to volunteer to

936
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,399
Speaker 2: smoke pot. They were like, we were inundated. Couldn't see

937
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 2: that coming. Imagine if the Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center

938
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:20,320
Speaker 2: team down the road goes, we're gonna need volunteers to

939
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 2: test butt breathing. I'd be in in a second.

940
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 5: Yeah.

941
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 2: I mean, there are very few things that are worth

942
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 2: going to Cincinnati for, let's be frank, but this would

943
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 2: be one of them.

944
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,959
Speaker 12: Allen, Sorry, I'm not going to be on the show

945
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 12: for the next couple of months. Well, what's wrong? Do

946
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 12: you have a medical issue?

947
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 2: No? I was accepted into the butt breathing study in Cincinnati. Yeah, Grandma,

948
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 2: what's going to be in that butt breathing study? A

949
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 2: bunch of Okay?

950
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 15: The Allen car Show on one hundred points the words

951
00:48:54,920 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 15: radio and Ohio both in in i. Oh Io is

952
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 15: one of the moons of Jupiter. Have fun trying to

953
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 15: figure out whatever the that means io Io.

954
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 4: It's the Allen Cock Show.

955
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 5: And one hundred point seven w MMS.

956
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:32,399
Speaker 8: Our little boy is four years old. I'm quite little man.

957
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 14: So we spell out the words.

958
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 8: We don't hold him to understand why tea oh why

959
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 8: or maybe s U R A R s A.

960
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 2: What's the words we're hiding from him?

961
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 17: Now?

962
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 15: Tear the heart rock up ug.

963
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 2: We have to spell that word for little Joe like

964
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 2: m O T.

965
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 18: H E R F K S s age.

966
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 8: Be comes breathing today. All he can spell.

967
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 5: All that very good.

968
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 2: He's a d ip s h I H d ip

969
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 2: is as have this guy in Turkey or something who

970
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,320
Speaker 2: is getting divorced from his wife and he's got to

971
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 2: pay her a lot of money because she sued him.

972
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 2: As crazy as this country is, as you know, people

973
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:07,280
Speaker 2: talk about tort reform and all these frivolous lawsuits and things,

974
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 2: you know, and the guy running the country as he's

975
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 2: not the king of anything other than frivolous lawsuits. But

976
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,840
Speaker 2: there's certain stories when you read you go there's no

977
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 2: way this is In the United States. A guy in

978
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 2: Turkey was divorcing his wife, and his wife sued him.

979
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 2: She wanted financial compensation simply because he saved her number

980
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:33,720
Speaker 2: in his phone as Chubby in his contact list. Whoops,

981
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,840
Speaker 2: that was the name for his wife and his phone.

982
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 2: And you know a lot of people you have their

983
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 2: husband or wife or significant other. Sometimes they have him

984
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:46,399
Speaker 2: in as their name. Sometimes they'll have him in as

985
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 2: you know, a term of endearment. Some people just have

986
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 2: you know, have them in as husband or wife. Do

987
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 2: you have your wife's name and your phone as her name?

988
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 2: I have him as first last name.

989
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

990
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 2: She always gets pissed at me for that. Yeah, it's

991
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 2: her whole name. Yeah, it just says funny.

992
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 4: Yeah.

993
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 5: Yeah.

994
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 2: Five friends whose parents' names are in their phone, not

995
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 2: mom and dad, their names are in their phone, right,

996
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 2: that's what I have, Like, do you really what's your

997
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:11,799
Speaker 2: mom's name?

998
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:13,240
Speaker 5: Joanne? Diane? Diane?

999
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I should know that that's my ex wife's name. No,

1000
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 2: my mom is in my phone as mom and But

1001
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 2: I think it's funny if your parent was in there

1002
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:27,360
Speaker 2: under their name. Now, why is your mom and your

1003
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:28,240
Speaker 2: phone as Diane?

1004
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,360
Speaker 12: I just I used to always have a thing with

1005
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 12: every being everything being in order, you know what I mean,

1006
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 12: like like in contact, like I wanted everything to just

1007
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 12: be by the person's name, so like at work especially.

1008
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 2: I think that's but if you had a So that

1009
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 2: leads me to assume you don't have any other friends

1010
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 2: named Diane.

1011
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 12: Last name, I'll just change the last time named Diane,

1012
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,720
Speaker 12: but different different spelling.

1013
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, Oh okay, yeah, so I'll I put

1014
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:57,879
Speaker 2: in wait, your wife's mom is the same as your

1015
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 2: mom's name, yep, just spelled differently, has two ends in Diane,

1016
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 2: her mother has one. That's crazy. That's not crazy, it's

1017
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 2: you know, a very common common name in the late fifties. There,

1018
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 2: So I guess.

1019
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 12: And I have my brothers saved you know, by his

1020
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 12: by his name, not you know, just as you know,

1021
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 12: like his first name around.

1022
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 2: Well, I mean siblings, yeah, because you might have multiple,

1023
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 2: you're not going to have like brother one brother too,

1024
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,800
Speaker 2: Like my siblings are all in by their name. My

1025
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 2: mom is in his mom. My dad was in his

1026
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 2: dad because I only had one of them, but my

1027
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 2: dad was in his Yeah, my mom and dad were

1028
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 2: in at one point in his mom and dad, and

1029
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 2: then I changed it. Everybody's in by first last name,

1030
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 2: and I and I do think that part of that

1031
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 2: is because working in radio you get a lot of

1032
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 2: people's radio names and stuff. So like I don't have

1033
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 2: anybody here like as their real names in my phone.

1034
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,720
Speaker 2: Like you don't have anybody here by their real names?

1035
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 5: What do you mean?

1036
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 2: Like I put every well by their radio names.

1037
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,799
Speaker 12: Like ever, every name that I have in my phone

1038
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 12: is by someone's real name, So I have everything.

1039
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:00,760
Speaker 5: In your phone.

1040
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 2: I see my iman as doctor Elgin Glimmering Pullport. That's

1041
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 2: my legal name. Yes, I didn't think you wanted to

1042
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,959
Speaker 2: share that on the radio. I've mentioned it before. Alan Cox,

1043
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 2: I was like, well, I really need a name that's

1044
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 2: jazz just gonna yeah. I need something that you could

1045
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 2: really see in lights. And I landed on Alan Cox. Okay,

1046
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 2: real names, yep. I think if I know anybody else's

1047
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 2: who else uses an air name here? Rover Charlie, He's yeah, Charlie, Mike.

1048
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 2: That's the only guys on station. I mean, like my

1049
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 2: I mean like, well, yeah, okay, you know so so

1050
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 2: people will always sort of and I and honestly, I

1051
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 2: have a lot of friends that have, you know, done

1052
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 2: a lot of cool stuff in entertainment over the years,

1053
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,360
Speaker 2: and I have them saved in my phone as different

1054
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 2: names than what their actual names are. Okay, so like

1055
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 2: I'll know who it is, you know what I mean.

1056
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 2: But like I always worried, even at a young age,

1057
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 2: that like if if someone got my phone or got

1058
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,320
Speaker 2: into my phone, they'd be able to get all of

1059
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 2: those contacts, you know what I mean. So I I

1060
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,280
Speaker 2: never wanted to be the one responsible for giving someone

1061
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 2: your cell phone number for example, you know what I mean.

1062
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,439
Speaker 2: So I would I have everybody saved as different things

1063
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 2: in my phone, and that's not hard to keep track of. No, No,

1064
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 2: because there are people that I stay in touch with,

1065
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Alan, what a coincidence. Rob's

1066
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 2: mom is also Diane in my phone. Shut up, your

1067
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,760
Speaker 2: son of a bitch, up yours.

1068
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,399
Speaker 5: It's not funny. It's my mom.

1069
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, Douci too. Yeah, okay, yeah, dick uh oh, it's funny.

1070
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,439
Speaker 5: It was funny. Yeah, well done.

1071
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:43,799
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1072
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 2: Air names, I guess I because we work with the

1073
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 2: radio people for so long, air names are are constant, right.

1074
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's such a thing anymore, but yeah,

1075
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 2: certainly was back there and then the other stations and stuff.

1076
00:55:56,320 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 2: There's people that you know, like our boss doesn't those

1077
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:03,759
Speaker 2: guys I use different names for them, like I don't

1078
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,399
Speaker 2: care as much about them, so they're just in there

1079
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:09,439
Speaker 2: as that. But right, well, anyway, this all came from

1080
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 2: a guy in Turkey there who was divorcing his wife,

1081
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 2: and she sued him for being in his phone as Chubby. Now,

1082
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 2: you could make the case though that that if she

1083
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 2: first of all, he figured she'd never see it, right,

1084
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 2: And maybe he thought obviously he's going to know his

1085
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 2: wife better than anybody else would conceivably that maybe he

1086
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 2: thought that that was motivational. Now, I mean, that's a

1087
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 2: dangerous line to walk. But it didn't say what he

1088
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 2: was in her phone as, and that seems like that

1089
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 2: would be vital information. Ooh, so scared chubby Wubby? Right, all,

1090
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 2: my fiance's name is wait that kid, you right, My

1091
00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 2: fiance's name is my extra juicy Pomeranian. I am fuzzy

1092
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 2: little man peach in hers. No, boy, I was gonna say,

1093
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 2: somebody's working overtime. Uh okay. One of my best friends

1094
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 2: is in my phone is dumbass, and one is drunken Jesus.

1095
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 5: That's pretty good.

1096
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:26,200
Speaker 2: Drunken Jesus. Yeah, I don't know that I have. You know,

1097
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 2: every once in a while, I'll go through my contacts

1098
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 2: or I'll be looking for a particular person and I go, Jesus,

1099
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 2: I still have this person in my contacts because people

1100
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 2: all you know, Dustin from Georgia. He goes, who's the

1101
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 2: most famous person in yours and Rob's contacts? And I'd

1102
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 2: have to look. I don't know off the top of

1103
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 2: my head. But it's crazy to me because I'm also

1104
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 2: somebody who and I haven't done it in a long time,

1105
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 2: because I think once I got down to like three

1106
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 2: hundred and nineteen people, I was good, right, Yeah, my

1107
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 2: Facebook friends, I got down to like three hundred and nineteen.

1108
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 2: I'm almost never on Facebook. Every one of those people

1109
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 2: is somebody who I actually know. I never I never

1110
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 2: put listeners on my personal page. But I don't have

1111
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 2: nicknames in my phone. That's an interesting question. Maybe one

1112
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 2: or two the most famous person in your phone? That's

1113
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 2: a really I guess I hadn't thought much about that.

1114
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 2: Let me look Kanye Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, Why are

1115
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 2: they they're all in here.

1116
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1117
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 2: I could just call them right now, Rob, I'd say,

1118
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 2: Barack Obama do a Yeah, Barack Obama probably your biggest celebrity.

1119
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 2: I still have Stephen Hawking's number. I guess I should

1120
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 2: probably delete that, shouldn't I that's not gonna.

1121
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 5: That's just how white folks will do you.

1122
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 2: That's right, mister president. Anyway, my ex's name is in

1123
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 2: my phone. Allen as die Comma Anne die. Oh boy,

1124
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 2: oh boy. Anyway, this guy, he's got to pay his

1125
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 2: soon to be ex wife because she's They ruled that

1126
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 2: she should be financially compensated for being saved for the

1127
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 2: Turky tom Beck t m b K, which is the

1128
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 2: Turkish word translating to chubby. And this all came out

1129
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 2: in the disclosure during the divorce proceedings, and she said

1130
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 2: that the nickname was degrading and that she should be

1131
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 2: entitled to some of his income.

1132
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 5: I guess.

1133
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 2: And so they found the husband at fault ordered him

1134
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 2: to pay her again. Could you imagine if that happens

1135
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 2: over here, if everybody who put there, You know, listen,

1136
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:50,800
Speaker 2: I've been in situations before, you know, just dating situations

1137
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 2: where you know, you get on the wrong side of somebody,

1138
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 2: and they might temporarily change your name in their phone.

1139
00:59:56,360 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 2: I had one ex that did that. Dickhead would have

1140
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 2: been happier with that, would have been happier with that.

1141
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, I'm never gonna see that. If

1142
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,360
Speaker 2: you hadn't told me, I would never would have seen it.

1143
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 2: You're not standing next to somebody when you're calling your

1144
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 2: phone and seeing your name come.

1145
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 5: Up or whatever.

1146
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 2: But this is a cautionary tale. You know, this guy

1147
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 2: is leading the charge here unbeknownst to him people in Turkey.

1148
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 2: You're a married guy, just put your wife's name in

1149
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 2: your phone. Don't put any nonsense in there. Now that

1150
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 2: this lady is going to get some money for it,

1151
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 2: because you go it was a derogatory it was supposed

1152
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 2: to be. You know, I'm sure there are some cultures

1153
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 2: where chubby would be a compliment to be considered thick.

1154
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 2: See my little thick a little yeah. I mean it's again,

1155
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 2: that's certainly not one that I would pick for a

1156
01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 2: significant other. But different strokes man. People have maybe heard

1157
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 2: stories or anecdotes or whatever of all of the fallout

1158
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 2: from that huge Amazon Web Services outage. It affected a

1159
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 2: lot of things. You drill down on that a little bit,

1160
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,440
Speaker 2: and it's a little scary because that shows you just

1161
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 2: how fragile the Internet is, right, and we've put all

1162
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:24,000
Speaker 2: of our eggs into that basket man with respect to

1163
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 2: global business and communication, and just how we're way too

1164
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 2: far along to have some backup plan for when the

1165
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 2: Internet goes down. And so the global Amazon Web Services outage,

1166
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 2: you know, exposed a lot of vulnerabilities just day to

1167
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,440
Speaker 2: day life. You know. It's one thing if they're like

1168
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 2: I can't get on Facebook. I'm sure there's a lot

1169
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 2: of angry ants yesterday, but like hospital services and ATMs

1170
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 2: and ring cameras and you know what I mean. The

1171
01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 2: story that I read that was the crash also caused

1172
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 2: because if you've seen the phrase the Internet of things,

1173
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:09,160
Speaker 2: things that don't normally need to be connected to the web,

1174
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 2: but are right for the purposes of convenience and for

1175
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:18,640
Speaker 2: the purposes of companies selling these as added features. Right, Oh,

1176
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 2: you've got an Internet connected fridge. Yeah, I don't need that,

1177
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 2: you know, my fridge has that option. Don't need it.

1178
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 2: I'll open it to find out what I need. I

1179
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 2: don't need it telling me what I'm low on, so

1180
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 2: you have the option of connecting these or not a

1181
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:37,080
Speaker 2: lot of them, you don't have the option. That's just

1182
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:40,480
Speaker 2: how they're two thousand dollars smart beds by a company

1183
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 2: called eight sleep. After the Amazon Web Services crash, it

1184
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,640
Speaker 2: caused these two thousand dollars smart beds to overheat and

1185
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:52,760
Speaker 2: get stuck in the upright position. These are adjustable beds,

1186
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 2: and these are people who have spent a lot of

1187
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 2: money on these beds, causing chaos in bedrooms across the

1188
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 2: United States because they found that the smart beds now Again.

1189
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 2: This is a good way to troubleshoot too. You know.

1190
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 2: It's like when the companies hire hackers to find the

1191
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 2: vulnerabilities in their code and they go, well, here you

1192
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:13,480
Speaker 2: get a you know, a white hat guy, and you go, well,

1193
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 2: here's where your problem is gonna be. These companies are

1194
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 2: learning where the problems are now, and they found out

1195
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 2: that these smartbeds had no offline mode and so they

1196
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:25,880
Speaker 2: would just continue to heat up. Now again, I don't

1197
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 2: know how popular these are. I'd never even heard of

1198
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,880
Speaker 2: this mattress before. But if you had one, smart beeds

1199
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,480
Speaker 2: and yeah, a smart bed, smart beds just really dumb users.

1200
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 2: Really where we've gotten the beds overheated, some of them

1201
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,160
Speaker 2: stopped cooling all together, and a lot of people said

1202
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 2: that their devices had become completely unresponsive.

1203
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:46,600
Speaker 5: I think of that.

1204
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 2: God, what's the scene in Jackass where Johnny Knoxville is

1205
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:54,400
Speaker 2: dressed up as the old guy as Seymour or whatever

1206
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 2: it is, and he goes into the bed store, remember that,

1207
01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 2: and it like he pretends like it's crushing him. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1208
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 2: that's just what I think. Yeah, that's what I figure.

1209
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 2: Or like when oj was in the hospital bed and

1210
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 2: then naked gun, Yeah, he's getting folded in half. Couldn't

1211
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,040
Speaker 2: happen to a nicer guy, as it would turn out.

1212
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:19,840
Speaker 2: But uh so the company, now, everybody, every company that

1213
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:24,120
Speaker 2: was uh you know, selling a product had to really

1214
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 2: be apologetic about it. Oh, working hard to get back online.

1215
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:30,880
Speaker 2: You know, some things are more important than others. You know,

1216
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 2: if you're working at a CVS and the outage means

1217
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 2: that the pharmacy is offline, there's going to be a

1218
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:39,320
Speaker 2: lot of people who are going to be impacted by that.

1219
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:41,400
Speaker 2: I was telling you about it yesterday.

1220
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:44,320
Speaker 12: We went I went for that appointment, and they're not

1221
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:49,360
Speaker 12: a critical medical facility. Yeah, but they were completely offline.

1222
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,280
Speaker 12: She's like, I have like eight hundred emails I have

1223
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:53,640
Speaker 12: to get. I'm like, yeah, it's crazy. Well, imagine the

1224
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 12: ones that are well.

1225
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,120
Speaker 2: And not only that, it's not like when they do

1226
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 2: come online everything's fine again, because then everybody has to

1227
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:03,160
Speaker 2: So then everybody has to spend the next couple of

1228
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 2: days catching up from all of the stuff that they lost.

1229
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:10,440
Speaker 2: But uh, you spend two thousand dollars on a smart

1230
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:15,640
Speaker 2: bed and then it goes up. Oh my bed's offline. Yeah,

1231
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,080
Speaker 2: so it's now on fire.

1232
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:17,720
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1233
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:21,720
Speaker 2: Listen, we were talking about those Coler poop cameras yesterday, right,

1234
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 2: those six hundred dollars cameras. What if those go online?

1235
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:26,920
Speaker 2: I don't know what my poop is doing now it

1236
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,800
Speaker 2: stopped analyzing my data, you know what.

1237
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 12: I was wondering, Like, I wonder if there's a cheaper option,

1238
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 12: Like can you just use your Like, is there an

1239
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 12: app in your phone you can use and just take

1240
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 12: a picture of it when you're done with it and

1241
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 12: have it do the same thing. Yeah, I mean I

1242
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,320
Speaker 12: take pictures every one I do anyway, so I may

1243
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:46,120
Speaker 12: as well upload it to a site somewhere.

1244
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:49,640
Speaker 2: Uh huh, I've already downloaded it into my toilet balls.

1245
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 2: I'm up seen, friends, I may as well do something

1246
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:55,000
Speaker 2: with it. This is where we are in twenty twenty five.

1247
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:56,840
Speaker 2: People are sending their turns to the cloud.

1248
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:57,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, why not?

1249
01:05:58,600 --> 01:05:59,640
Speaker 2: It's for health reasons.

1250
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:02,040
Speaker 5: Alan.

1251
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 2: When my ex calls my phone, it plays the Imperial March.

1252
01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,520
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I had for my ex wife. Yeah,

1253
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:15,000
Speaker 2: I'm not joking when she calls, it's been in there

1254
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:18,280
Speaker 2: for so long. I mean, she hated my guts for

1255
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 2: a long time. Like we finally kind of got over

1256
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:24,840
Speaker 2: that hume. She got remarried and you know, some years

1257
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:28,600
Speaker 2: ago and and and got redivorced and all that. But

1258
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 2: you know, because our kids are little when we split,

1259
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,720
Speaker 2: so it was like understandable that she her head would

1260
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:36,720
Speaker 2: explode the mere thought of me. I just ever changed it.

1261
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:39,240
Speaker 2: I should because we do. We were very cordial and

1262
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 2: this point now it's just funny, yes, and now it's

1263
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 2: just your kids are in their early twenties, like you know.

1264
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 2: But yeah, boy, that's no joke. You made it through

1265
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:50,040
Speaker 2: the hard part, yes, and it was a hard boy.

1266
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,880
Speaker 2: God damn, Alan, I have an X so I named

1267
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:56,840
Speaker 2: just why, because screw that psycho. I am fascinated by

1268
01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:00,000
Speaker 2: the people who still have those people in their phone.

1269
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 2: You know, people are like, oh, that's I still have

1270
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:05,040
Speaker 2: my X on my phone?

1271
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:06,919
Speaker 5: Why? Why?

1272
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,960
Speaker 8: Well? No, why?

1273
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,040
Speaker 2: Like I listen, I'm not a rearview mirror a guy.

1274
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,960
Speaker 2: When we're done, we are done, You're out of my phone.

1275
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:19,760
Speaker 2: We're done. But a lot of people are not like that.

1276
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,720
Speaker 2: You know, that's like, wow, we're still kind of friendly,

1277
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,760
Speaker 2: are you though? Because all you ever do is talk

1278
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:25,480
Speaker 2: shrimp about them.

1279
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,680
Speaker 12: That's something I really should do. I just went I

1280
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 12: have nine hundred and fifty nine contacts on my phone.

1281
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:33,000
Speaker 12: But it's because I know the phones over the years,

1282
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:35,160
Speaker 12: I've just had people's numbers. How do I go through

1283
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:36,680
Speaker 12: now and edit that and get rid of people?

1284
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:37,800
Speaker 5: How to do it? One in a time?

1285
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:40,120
Speaker 2: Tell how many people? Oh you know, how many contacts?

1286
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 2: I have my phone? One hundred and thirty seven? Really,

1287
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:44,560
Speaker 2: and I bet I could get rid of a quarter

1288
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:47,440
Speaker 2: of those. Yeah, I just have I have, Like I

1289
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Speaker 2: can tell you right here. The first one that I

1290
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:51,360
Speaker 2: see is this guy named it just says Bob. It

1291
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:53,919
Speaker 2: was a dude that I worked with thirty years ago.

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01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:58,120
Speaker 2: I have not talked to since I don't. I have

1293
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:01,680
Speaker 2: the what I think is the old WMMS hotline in here.

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01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:03,320
Speaker 2: I wonder if it'll ring in here. I wonder if

1295
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,560
Speaker 2: it's the same me. Open it up and I'll tell you. Yeah,

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01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:07,000
Speaker 2: I don't know if the number. I would see it

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01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:08,440
Speaker 2: ring over here right one of.

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Speaker 5: These lines you would.

1299
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:14,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I think it's the old WMMS hot line.

1300
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:17,120
Speaker 2: So guess what I can get rid of that it

1301
01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:20,840
Speaker 2: did doesn't even operate anymore. Yeah, I've got uh now,

1302
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:23,400
Speaker 2: I'm down to one hundred and thirty six. Rob Abby

1303
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:26,280
Speaker 2: was a record rep that I worked with twenty years ago.

1304
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:27,960
Speaker 5: Like, why do I have? But how do I go through?

1305
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:31,240
Speaker 2: I'd have to multiple can I can you do a

1306
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:34,720
Speaker 2: mass delete? Well, I don't know about that. I mean

1307
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:36,880
Speaker 2: with nine hundred, I mean again, it wouldn't take me

1308
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 2: long to go through. I got one hundred and thirty

1309
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:41,120
Speaker 2: six people. Billy Affordable Glass. It was the guy that

1310
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:44,200
Speaker 2: changed my windshield in Rhode Island, right Like I have

1311
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:49,160
Speaker 2: my my former in law's house phone number in here

1312
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 2: right now. I was very useful when my kids were younger,

1313
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:54,599
Speaker 2: when I had more frequent contact with them.

1314
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Speaker 12: Don't need it now. It was already laying there's one

1315
01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:01,000
Speaker 12: I'm him in here. That's uh, that's famous and a

1316
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:04,400
Speaker 12: number I probably don't need. There you go, hes still alive?

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01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:05,120
Speaker 2: He is?

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01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:05,760
Speaker 4: Yes?

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01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:09,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, I've got Ron Jeremy in my phone. Is

1320
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:10,120
Speaker 2: he still alive?

1321
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:11,920
Speaker 5: I want? That's a bad one, Hedgehog.

1322
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:15,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, after all that stuff, I wouldn't admit that I

1323
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,040
Speaker 2: hired him, but is he still alive? I had him

1324
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 2: do a cameo during COVID for the guys in my

1325
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:22,519
Speaker 2: fantasy football league.

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01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:22,680
Speaker 3: Yep.

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01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:25,200
Speaker 12: And like not even a month later when all that

1328
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:26,840
Speaker 12: stuff came out about him and he went to prison,

1329
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:29,960
Speaker 12: and I was like oops because I had like literally

1330
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:31,439
Speaker 12: just gotten it back and sent and I was so

1331
01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:33,720
Speaker 12: proud and it's like it and then I was like, well,

1332
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,880
Speaker 12: you know what if you honestly have something to say

1333
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:38,400
Speaker 12: to me about what some scumbag porn star guy did, like,

1334
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:41,519
Speaker 12: screw yourself. I thought it was funny guy with a

1335
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:43,719
Speaker 12: humongous hammer leaving a message for a bunch of idiots

1336
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,760
Speaker 12: in a fantasy football league.

1337
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:49,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I got a lot of people. Got Lewis Black,

1338
01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:51,639
Speaker 2: Joe Coy, Lewis Blacks.

1339
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:53,599
Speaker 12: That's a big one. He could he could be towards

1340
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:57,719
Speaker 12: the top I bag. But but we all know Joe bonamassa, Hey,

1341
01:09:58,240 --> 01:09:59,320
Speaker 12: that's got to count for something.

1342
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:03,080
Speaker 2: Dicky Barrett is in my phone? Who else?

1343
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:04,400
Speaker 4: See?

1344
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:07,400
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm gonna go through those and I I one

1345
01:10:07,479 --> 01:10:09,040
Speaker 2: hundred and thirty six now, which you can delete. I

1346
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:11,760
Speaker 2: could get it down. I swear I could get down

1347
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:15,240
Speaker 2: to fifty. I could get down to fifty. I found it,

1348
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:18,360
Speaker 2: biggest one. I've got what's up? Alan Cox?

1349
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:19,720
Speaker 8: Shut up?

1350
01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:29,040
Speaker 15: Rob the Allen Cox Show on one hundred seven MS,

1351
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:31,880
Speaker 15: call the Allan Cox Show.

1352
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:35,720
Speaker 2: Thanks for turning me on and then allowing me to

1353
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:38,840
Speaker 2: spend this time with I hope I can turn you.

1354
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,240
Speaker 9: One two one six five seven eight one double oh

1355
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Speaker 9: seven or one eight three four eight one double oh seven.

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Speaker 2: Three five to send me a text. CALVS play tonight,

1357
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,719
Speaker 2: opening the season in New York the Garden against the Knicks.

1358
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:59,640
Speaker 2: Seven o'clock start, so six thirty pre game begins here

1359
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:04,639
Speaker 2: on MS. The home opener against the Milwaukee Bucks Sunday

1360
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:09,120
Speaker 2: Night with the Rocket Arena. Everybody telling me from yesterday

1361
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:13,400
Speaker 2: why Andrew WK doesn't need money because he's married to

1362
01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:16,560
Speaker 2: Kat Dennings. Yeah, but is she like rich rich That

1363
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:18,760
Speaker 2: was my question. I'm like, well, it's not like she's

1364
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:21,759
Speaker 2: a billionaire or anything. I mean, I'm sure they're just fine.

1365
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:23,720
Speaker 2: I don't think they have kids. That's the best way

1366
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:25,920
Speaker 2: to keep your mind. She's got some of that syndication money.

1367
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:29,040
Speaker 2: But yeah, she can't be like just craping hundreds. Eric

1368
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:30,160
Speaker 2: out in sarvar Pa.

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01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:30,679
Speaker 5: He goes.

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01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:33,920
Speaker 2: Party hard is used in arenas all over the country,

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01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,760
Speaker 2: so I'm clearly getting money from that. You know, when

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01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:39,679
Speaker 2: the Penguins score a goal, they play party hard. Probably

1373
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 2: a lot of Yeah, a lot of teams use party hard,

1374
01:11:42,479 --> 01:11:48,839
Speaker 2: So yeah, I get money for that. That's a good song. Ps.

1375
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:52,639
Speaker 2: Eric says, I listened to the show and they're running

1376
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:59,080
Speaker 2: an anti trafficking spot with Mario Lopez. Yes, he sounds

1377
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:02,080
Speaker 2: way too excited to talking about human trafficking. Yeah, but

1378
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:04,200
Speaker 2: don't they I heard it too, I said, I thought

1379
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:07,040
Speaker 2: it was so funny. Well, because it's it's set up like,

1380
01:12:07,439 --> 01:12:11,040
Speaker 2: hey Mario full time, but he starts with like this

1381
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:13,360
Speaker 2: big delivery. Hey it's Mario Lopez here.

1382
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:16,840
Speaker 12: If you're worried about being sexually trafficked and shoved into

1383
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:18,160
Speaker 12: shipping containers, maybe you'd want.

1384
01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:20,400
Speaker 2: It's like, what do you whoa whoa whoa? Well, because

1385
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:23,320
Speaker 2: when I post our show every night to our Facebook page,

1386
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:26,040
Speaker 2: I will go back make sure it's there, make sure

1387
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:28,280
Speaker 2: that the show begins where it's supposed to begin. And

1388
01:12:28,439 --> 01:12:31,640
Speaker 2: so the pre roll ad was Mario Lopez.

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01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:35,280
Speaker 5: Hey, what's up? It's Mario Lopez. Back to school.

1390
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:38,400
Speaker 19: It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,

1391
01:12:38,439 --> 01:12:42,240
Speaker 19: and kids may feel isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers

1392
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:43,000
Speaker 19: can exploit.

1393
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:46,200
Speaker 2: All right, hey, guys, I thought he was good. I'd

1394
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,760
Speaker 2: never heard that until Eric out in Sarbar turned me

1395
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:51,280
Speaker 2: onto it. I'm not sitting to the dumb ads right

1396
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:53,639
Speaker 2: that I don't get any money from on my own show.

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01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:54,879
Speaker 5: It's so crazy.

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01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 2: But also, I mean, listen, that's his whole thing, right everybody.

1399
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:02,680
Speaker 2: But yeah, but don't start that excited. Hey, back to

1400
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:04,760
Speaker 2: school time is a great time. That's them say it.

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01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:08,280
Speaker 2: It's it's technically the spot is for DHS Department of

1402
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:12,240
Speaker 2: Hallline and Security. I thought that it was an ad

1403
01:13:12,439 --> 01:13:19,160
Speaker 2: for coals. Yes, hey, pencil cases. You know, don't spend

1404
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,400
Speaker 2: all that money on sneakers elsewhere when you can get

1405
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:25,479
Speaker 2: two pairs from yep, s talk about in coals cash.

1406
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:25,920
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:28,560
Speaker 2: Not. Hey, make sure your kid doesn't end up in

1408
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:33,040
Speaker 2: a shipping container right in Belarus. Oh my god, Yeah

1409
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:34,760
Speaker 2: I heard that too. Man, that's funny as hell.

1410
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:37,679
Speaker 5: Hey, what's up? It's my Lopez. Back to school.

1411
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:40,760
Speaker 19: It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,

1412
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:44,600
Speaker 19: and kids may feel isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers

1413
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:45,400
Speaker 19: can exploit.

1414
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:48,879
Speaker 6: Human trafficking doesn't always look like what you expect. Everyday

1415
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:52,479
Speaker 6: moments can become opportunities for someone with bad intentions. Learn

1416
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:56,479
Speaker 6: the signs and how to report at DHS dot gov

1417
01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:58,400
Speaker 6: slash blue campaign.

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01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:00,599
Speaker 2: Wow, you think that you had like a casey case

1419
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:02,360
Speaker 2: and break in the middle of that, like and then

1420
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:03,759
Speaker 2: they had to edit it together, and he's.

1421
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:06,360
Speaker 5: Like, hey, this Mario Lopez and back.

1422
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:08,280
Speaker 2: To school can be a time where it's difficult to

1423
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:11,920
Speaker 2: get back to your normal Holy Jesus, who the hell

1424
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:16,120
Speaker 2: snuck this in between my Chipotle ads? I gotta do

1425
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:17,960
Speaker 2: a goddamn death dedication.

1426
01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:21,080
Speaker 5: You want me talking about to.

1427
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:24,680
Speaker 17: Be a strange dedication request, But I'm quite sincere and

1428
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:26,120
Speaker 17: it'll need a lot if you play it.

1429
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:28,599
Speaker 2: Recently, there was a death in our family.

1430
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:31,960
Speaker 17: He was a little dog named Snuggles, but he was

1431
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:35,360
Speaker 17: most certainly a part of let's come start again from

1432
01:14:35,439 --> 01:14:39,439
Speaker 17: coming out of the record. Play the record, okay, please

1433
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:46,599
Speaker 17: see when you come out of those up temple goddamn numbers. Man,

1434
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:49,479
Speaker 17: it's impossible to make those transitions, and then you got

1435
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:51,920
Speaker 17: to go into somebody dying. You know, they do this

1436
01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:53,320
Speaker 17: to me all the time. I don't know what the

1437
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,200
Speaker 17: hell they do it for, but goddamn it, if we

1438
01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:57,560
Speaker 17: can't come out of a slow record, I don't understand it.

1439
01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:58,759
Speaker 2: He's down on the phone.

1440
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:02,320
Speaker 17: Okay, I want a goddamn concerted effort to come out

1441
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:04,719
Speaker 17: of a record that isn't a thing up tempo record.

1442
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:07,200
Speaker 17: Every time I do a goddamn depth dedication.

1443
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:11,040
Speaker 2: Maybe Mario Lopez was coming out of an up tempo

1444
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:14,599
Speaker 2: goddamn number and he didn't want to In his slight defense,

1445
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:18,720
Speaker 2: that would be a tough vibe to modulate, because you

1446
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:23,000
Speaker 2: don't want to start out going, Hey guys, it's Mario Lopez.

1447
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:26,400
Speaker 2: Let's talk about human trafficking. So it's a weird I

1448
01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:28,760
Speaker 2: don't know, man, change and vibe, but you know, I

1449
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:31,200
Speaker 2: think that's the only way you can approach that. If

1450
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:34,360
Speaker 2: I got asked to do that tomorrow in a serious tone.

1451
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:37,759
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go on and be like, hey, what's up, everybody,

1452
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:39,680
Speaker 2: Let me tell you all about my friends at the

1453
01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:42,960
Speaker 2: Department of Homeland Security. Man, these guys know what to

1454
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:45,320
Speaker 2: look for when human trafficking is going on.

1455
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:46,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, look up, Like.

1456
01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:49,519
Speaker 2: Dude, you just start with, like, hey, look, here's something

1457
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:51,080
Speaker 2: uncomfortable nobody wants to talk about.

1458
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:53,400
Speaker 12: Right, here's something to look out for. Blah blah blah

1459
01:15:53,439 --> 01:15:56,640
Speaker 12: blah blah, and just talk thing. Sit there and be

1460
01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:59,360
Speaker 12: Johnny Puke DJ and talk about that kind of stuff.

1461
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 3: What's up.

1462
01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:02,240
Speaker 5: It's Mario Lopez back to school.

1463
01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:05,320
Speaker 19: It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,

1464
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:09,200
Speaker 19: and kids may feel isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers

1465
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:10,000
Speaker 19: can't exploit it.

1466
01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:12,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does. He literally starts way up here and

1467
01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:16,680
Speaker 2: then just slowly fades down. Guys, Maybe that you know

1468
01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:19,680
Speaker 2: he was bro hugging Andrew Tait in a UFC fight

1469
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:23,160
Speaker 2: last March. Maybe this is his penance for the whole outcry. Right,

1470
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:26,840
Speaker 2: Andrew Tate's a convicted sex trafficker, and you know, Mario

1471
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:28,840
Speaker 2: Lopez couldn't have been happier to see him.

1472
01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:33,519
Speaker 12: But again, that's where you like, you just gotta be like, hey, guys,

1473
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:36,639
Speaker 12: it's Mario and look. I was on a show called

1474
01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:39,360
Speaker 12: Saved by the Bell, and I couldn't imagine if something

1475
01:16:39,439 --> 01:16:42,280
Speaker 12: happened to any one of those high school classmates I had.

1476
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:43,920
Speaker 5: Done.

1477
01:16:45,160 --> 01:16:48,280
Speaker 2: Hey guys, maybe you saw me with one hand down

1478
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:54,280
Speaker 2: Andrew Tate's pants. Listen. I can't tell you sex traffickers

1479
01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:57,559
Speaker 2: are not my friends. Of course, our president loves guys

1480
01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:59,760
Speaker 2: like that. Those are his peers. But I don't know

1481
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:02,320
Speaker 2: if a slater was trying to get blown up. Of

1482
01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:05,000
Speaker 2: course he's MAGA adjacent to so I doubt they had

1483
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:07,640
Speaker 2: to twist his arm to do dhs ads. But I

1484
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:10,439
Speaker 2: hadn't heard that until Eric emailed me and he's like, yeah,

1485
01:17:10,479 --> 01:17:13,360
Speaker 2: what's up with the uh? By the way, I'm being

1486
01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:15,400
Speaker 2: told over the text that they found that little girl

1487
01:17:15,439 --> 01:17:15,960
Speaker 2: in the Dina.

1488
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:16,519
Speaker 5: Oh they did.

1489
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,080
Speaker 2: They put out an amber alert a little earlier, and

1490
01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:23,880
Speaker 2: I kind of repeated the details. But she has been

1491
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:26,160
Speaker 2: found safe. Yeah, I just got that to him. Yeah,

1492
01:17:27,160 --> 01:17:30,800
Speaker 2: girl from a Dinah located also a lot of people.

1493
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:33,439
Speaker 2: Last segment, we were talking about having people in your

1494
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:35,800
Speaker 2: phone that you never talked to anymore. And if you

1495
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:38,240
Speaker 2: went through and kind of scrubbed your contact and a

1496
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 2: lot of people were writing me and going, I keep

1497
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:43,599
Speaker 2: x's and stuff in my phone so I know the number.

1498
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:45,920
Speaker 2: So if they call, I don't pick up. And I'm like,

1499
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:49,080
Speaker 2: but I don't pick up anyone's calls. So why wouldn't

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01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:51,120
Speaker 2: you let it go to voicemail? Why would they be

1501
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:53,519
Speaker 2: in your you scrub them from your phone? Listen, you

1502
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:55,479
Speaker 2: do you? I'm just I never understood the whole, like

1503
01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:58,600
Speaker 2: keeping x's in the phone I got. I got a

1504
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:01,439
Speaker 2: hundred xces, not one of them is in my phone.

1505
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:04,800
Speaker 2: And if if somebody happened to call me and I

1506
01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:08,040
Speaker 2: didn't recognize the number, I'm not picking up anyway, so

1507
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:11,599
Speaker 2: they would leave you a voicemail and then you would

1508
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:13,840
Speaker 2: know it was them. You wouldn't be somebody said, I

1509
01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:18,479
Speaker 2: call my ex. I have my girlfriend slash baby Mama

1510
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:21,880
Speaker 2: saved in my phone as jumper cables because she's always

1511
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:22,839
Speaker 2: starting shrimp.

1512
01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:24,800
Speaker 5: That's pretty good.

1513
01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:27,000
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's your joke, but if it is,

1514
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:29,320
Speaker 2: that's good. I met Melissa when I was twenty three,

1515
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:32,800
Speaker 2: so I didn't have a lot of x is saved

1516
01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:34,160
Speaker 2: in my phone. You know what I mean, Like, there

1517
01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:35,840
Speaker 2: was a lot of girls that I saw and dated

1518
01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:38,400
Speaker 2: and hear in the other so they're probably quite a

1519
01:18:38,439 --> 01:18:41,280
Speaker 2: few in here, but I don't, like, I never really

1520
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:43,720
Speaker 2: had that. It was just a different time. Oh and

1521
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:46,000
Speaker 2: I didn't have cell phones in coll We didn't have

1522
01:18:46,040 --> 01:18:47,479
Speaker 2: cell phones in Yeah, that's right. So I was like,

1523
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:51,920
Speaker 2: but I mean, I don't have explicit beeps. Yeah that

1524
01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:56,599
Speaker 2: Mountain dew beeper. I I in the years in cell phones,

1525
01:18:56,600 --> 01:19:01,200
Speaker 2: I don't have a single X. I mean, obviously my

1526
01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:03,160
Speaker 2: ex wife's in there because she's the mom and my kids.

1527
01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:09,200
Speaker 2: But I know people were like, well, because really, if

1528
01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:11,200
Speaker 2: it's somebody with whom obviously you got a kid with

1529
01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:13,760
Speaker 2: them or something, and you know, but the whole like, well,

1530
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:15,120
Speaker 2: I want to know if they call, so I know

1531
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:18,719
Speaker 2: it's them, you wouldn't pick it up anyway. I didn't,

1532
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:20,680
Speaker 2: And I also somebody said that way, if they call,

1533
01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:22,280
Speaker 2: I can remember not to answer.

1534
01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:26,839
Speaker 12: But what But I also never really had a breakup

1535
01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:28,680
Speaker 12: end in such a way that if I ever heard

1536
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:31,040
Speaker 12: from that person again, it would be terrible. All mine

1537
01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:33,759
Speaker 12: were that I never had that. One of my exes

1538
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,800
Speaker 12: that I was with the longest. We're still friendly, like

1539
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:39,240
Speaker 12: we still communicate and you know you gets your kid.

1540
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:41,120
Speaker 2: No, no, no, this was a different one. And I

1541
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:42,240
Speaker 2: told you the only Fans girl.

1542
01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:44,800
Speaker 12: I never dated. It was just someone I dug. We

1543
01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,280
Speaker 12: went out a couple of times, but it was never

1544
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:47,760
Speaker 12: like we dated dated, you know what I mean.

1545
01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:52,880
Speaker 2: And from what I've seen of late, I'm very happy

1546
01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:59,080
Speaker 2: I did not purchase said OnlyFans account. Oh really yeah, okay, yeah,

1547
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:00,840
Speaker 2: ross eyes a forty two.

1548
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:04,120
Speaker 5: Long and well I would go even larger.

1549
01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:05,120
Speaker 17: It was more.

1550
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:09,040
Speaker 2: I saw a photo of her on her Facebook page.

1551
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:12,120
Speaker 2: She was doing some gardening and she was wearing I see.

1552
01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:13,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I.

1553
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:17,600
Speaker 2: Saw what I needed to see to clear my curiosity.

1554
01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:20,640
Speaker 2: She was gardening and there were too many bushes. There

1555
01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:24,000
Speaker 2: was There was a lot of bushes and very very

1556
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:30,320
Speaker 2: long objects in the way of the bushes. I see understood. Yeah, yes, uh,

1557
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:32,600
Speaker 2: that person who texted me is a cop out in

1558
01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:33,400
Speaker 2: Madinah County.

1559
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:34,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw it.

1560
01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:39,360
Speaker 2: No, it said check your doorbell footage if you were

1561
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:41,240
Speaker 2: out that way because it's a it's believed that she

1562
01:20:41,439 --> 01:20:44,559
Speaker 2: walked off around one o'clock. That's scary man, three year

1563
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:46,760
Speaker 2: old all of a sudden just not there. Yeah, but

1564
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:49,679
Speaker 2: at least now. I mean, there really are trade offs

1565
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:54,080
Speaker 2: for us voluntarily sleep walking into a surveillance culture, for sure.

1566
01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:56,799
Speaker 2: This is one of those situations where it's very helpful

1567
01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:58,759
Speaker 2: to have a lot of those cameras.

1568
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:02,479
Speaker 12: I just can't imagine how scary they must be for

1569
01:21:02,520 --> 01:21:05,800
Speaker 12: those poor parents. Jesus, Yeah, of course, Oh a three

1570
01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:06,760
Speaker 12: year old. You're sitting there.

1571
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:09,120
Speaker 2: One second you're watching Sesame Street and fine, and the

1572
01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:10,080
Speaker 2: next second not there.

1573
01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:11,560
Speaker 5: Oh christ.

1574
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:14,599
Speaker 2: All do you guys have people in your phone who

1575
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:17,519
Speaker 2: have passed away? I have family members. I can't delete them.

1576
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:18,680
Speaker 5: Yep, I have some.

1577
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:22,400
Speaker 2: I don't know if my dad is still in my phone. See,

1578
01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:24,479
Speaker 2: I don't need my phone to talk to my dad

1579
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:25,600
Speaker 2: though here this.

1580
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:28,839
Speaker 8: Is your further speaking from new lecture.

1581
01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:31,519
Speaker 2: I can talk to my dad that way. Oh I

1582
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:34,560
Speaker 2: do have my dad in my phone still. No, I

1583
01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:36,240
Speaker 2: don't think I have other dead people.

1584
01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:37,040
Speaker 4: Well I do.

1585
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:39,320
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just going right now, and I've typed

1586
01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:41,800
Speaker 2: in names that they're all in here. Yeah, I guess

1587
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:43,840
Speaker 2: I have two or three dead people in my phone.

1588
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:46,679
Speaker 2: My best friend Tony. I couldn't bring myself to delete,

1589
01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:50,320
Speaker 2: but that's probably one that I should. And again, why

1590
01:21:50,439 --> 01:21:52,280
Speaker 2: I understand saving voicemails.

1591
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:54,760
Speaker 5: Right, guy that I.

1592
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:58,280
Speaker 2: Worked with died of cancer like three years ago, very

1593
01:21:58,360 --> 01:22:00,880
Speaker 2: very close with him. Yeah, I still haven't deleted him

1594
01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:04,280
Speaker 2: have a voicemail from him? Again, I don't know. I

1595
01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:06,720
Speaker 2: guess I should just do that. It doesn't make sense

1596
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:13,280
Speaker 2: not to. Yeah, Alan, what would that Mario Lopez ad

1597
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:16,280
Speaker 2: sound like in the nineteen twenties.

1598
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:22,599
Speaker 20: Yes, Hey, everybody, it's slippy Denvers.

1599
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:26,040
Speaker 2: It's back to school time. Make sure you have bookstraps

1600
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:30,360
Speaker 2: are lined up, but look out for human traffickers. Look

1601
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:32,599
Speaker 2: out for anyone who walks up behind you and offers

1602
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:34,719
Speaker 2: you a penny candy. Do you see that man dressed

1603
01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:35,920
Speaker 2: up as a hobo over there?

1604
01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:41,120
Speaker 20: He might be a human trafficker. He might what be

1605
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:46,840
Speaker 20: called a homo sexual back then, Oh, hobo sexual right

1606
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:47,280
Speaker 20: back then?

1607
01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:47,960
Speaker 8: That we don't know.

1608
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:53,240
Speaker 2: Someone tries to steal your books or asks if they

1609
01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:57,120
Speaker 2: can shine the buckles on your school shoes. Tell them

1610
01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:58,160
Speaker 2: I'm off to school.

1611
01:22:58,640 --> 01:22:59,439
Speaker 8: Leave me alone.

1612
01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:02,920
Speaker 2: I don't want to go in the back of your van,

1613
01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:08,439
Speaker 2: your ice box in my vehicle.

1614
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:11,200
Speaker 20: That milk truck doesn't look like it could fit someone

1615
01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:11,599
Speaker 20: of mine.

1616
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:14,160
Speaker 2: What do you mean you want to fold me up

1617
01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:17,360
Speaker 2: and put me in a So it might sound like

1618
01:23:17,479 --> 01:23:21,840
Speaker 2: that hobo sexual mom might sound like that. Well those

1619
01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:23,760
Speaker 2: old PSA's right. I used to blame a lot when

1620
01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:26,439
Speaker 2: pound Cake was on. But it's funny those old timy

1621
01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:29,400
Speaker 2: like you know, they're sick in the mind and they

1622
01:23:29,439 --> 01:23:33,080
Speaker 2: want to know where you are. You never know when

1623
01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:36,560
Speaker 2: the homosexual is about. That was my favorite, combining it

1624
01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:38,840
Speaker 2: with a hobo. That's what made it for me. Hobo

1625
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:40,120
Speaker 2: sexual sexual is.

1626
01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:41,760
Speaker 8: Yeah, homosexual.

1627
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:46,439
Speaker 4: It's no longer hide in shadows giving secret signals of recognition.

1628
01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:50,519
Speaker 2: To each other, secret signals. Look out for the secret

1629
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:55,800
Speaker 2: gay signals, the bat signal. Yeah, it's probably just the

1630
01:23:55,920 --> 01:24:01,160
Speaker 2: index finger through the hole. Oh gesture, Oh yeah, you

1631
01:24:01,240 --> 01:24:02,360
Speaker 2: want to go on a skiing trip.

1632
01:24:03,439 --> 01:24:05,760
Speaker 5: But Jimmy didn't know was that Ralph was sick.

1633
01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:07,280
Speaker 2: A sickness that was not.

1634
01:24:07,479 --> 01:24:12,160
Speaker 15: Visible like smallpox, but no less dangerous and contagious.

1635
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:13,200
Speaker 4: A sickness of the mind.

1636
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:16,440
Speaker 8: You see, Ralph was a homosexual.

1637
01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:20,840
Speaker 2: Oh you see, Ralph was a homosexual. He'd probably be

1638
01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:28,880
Speaker 2: the first gay person named Ralph. But yeah, right, Alan

1639
01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:31,360
Speaker 2: of Ocean Accuracy Andrew Tait has yet to be convicted

1640
01:24:31,439 --> 01:24:35,639
Speaker 2: of sex trafficking Okay, Yes, nobody's on the fence about

1641
01:24:35,680 --> 01:24:39,519
Speaker 2: that guy. You are correct as legally you are correct,

1642
01:24:39,640 --> 01:24:50,320
Speaker 2: right listen, and nobody's unsure as to where his intentions are. Alan,

1643
01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:52,519
Speaker 2: I'm seventy, I've had quite a few dead people in

1644
01:24:52,640 --> 01:24:55,720
Speaker 2: my phone. Well yeah, and the older you get, the

1645
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:58,240
Speaker 2: more dead friends you have. But I mean, you know,

1646
01:24:58,280 --> 01:25:02,519
Speaker 2: over the past ten years, I mean literally, the people

1647
01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:06,439
Speaker 2: I was closest to in my life all died one

1648
01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:08,800
Speaker 2: by one. So it's like, I'm not going to take

1649
01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:13,160
Speaker 2: them out. But I was closer to them than anybody

1650
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:17,400
Speaker 2: I still have living. So I don't know what you

1651
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:22,880
Speaker 2: do with that. A plane crash. Somebody sent me this

1652
01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:27,439
Speaker 2: one of our bureau chiefs out in California. An old

1653
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:29,880
Speaker 2: guy is flying a plane. I guess we just let

1654
01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:34,639
Speaker 2: anybody get behind the controls of a plane now. Anyway,

1655
01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:36,840
Speaker 2: he hits a woman on the ground. I don't know

1656
01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:39,599
Speaker 2: how you get hit on the ground by a plane.

1657
01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:42,960
Speaker 2: You can hear it coming. This was in a park,

1658
01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:47,360
Speaker 2: an emergency landing on a soccer field in Long Beach.

1659
01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:54,200
Speaker 2: In the aircraft came down. Everybody's okay, I guess, I mean,

1660
01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:55,680
Speaker 2: a couple of people are hurt, but They're like a

1661
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:57,360
Speaker 2: lady was walking her dog and got hit.

1662
01:25:57,479 --> 01:26:00,080
Speaker 5: I'm like, how that sucks you.

1663
01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:01,920
Speaker 2: Maybe she was old too and couldn't get out of

1664
01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:04,000
Speaker 2: the way once it hit. The woman's in her forties,

1665
01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:07,200
Speaker 2: I mean tilt an elderly man who had to be

1666
01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:12,120
Speaker 2: extricated from the aircraft. We are following breaking news a

1667
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:15,080
Speaker 2: small plane has crashed in Long Beach. Gill lavis in

1668
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:17,120
Speaker 2: Skypine with all those details.

1669
01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:19,599
Speaker 8: Gil, Lauren and John.

1670
01:26:19,640 --> 01:26:22,840
Speaker 2: We just arrived here. This is on off of Carson Street.

1671
01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:26,840
Speaker 2: Now we understand this is a autie pie with in

1672
01:26:26,880 --> 01:26:29,879
Speaker 2: the sky. See this what looks like an experimental aircraft

1673
01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:32,639
Speaker 2: that came down on this ball field. We're waiting word

1674
01:26:32,720 --> 01:26:36,080
Speaker 2: from Long Beach Fire and the Long Beach Experimental. An

1675
01:26:36,160 --> 01:26:39,840
Speaker 2: old man in an experimental aircraft. I know all the

1676
01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:43,040
Speaker 2: air traffic controllers are like, you know, on leave because

1677
01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:46,280
Speaker 2: of the government shutdown. But Jesus, I just don't know

1678
01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:48,560
Speaker 2: how you get hit by a plane when you're on

1679
01:26:48,640 --> 01:26:51,240
Speaker 2: the ground. Well, because you're not expecting a plane.

1680
01:26:53,439 --> 01:26:54,040
Speaker 5: Yeah maybe not.

1681
01:26:55,360 --> 01:26:58,479
Speaker 2: The old guy's up there flying an experimental flying machine.

1682
01:26:58,479 --> 01:27:00,600
Speaker 2: Who knows if it's making any noise? I guess, so

1683
01:27:02,120 --> 01:27:06,120
Speaker 2: comes in hot takes her around. Yeah, here's e.

1684
01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:11,880
Speaker 8: I can't stop this thing, Jane, get me off.

1685
01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:17,720
Speaker 2: This crazy thing. Nice contemporary reference for you kids, and

1686
01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:18,679
Speaker 2: let me please.

1687
01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:20,439
Speaker 7: I crashed my flying machine.

1688
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:24,320
Speaker 2: A woman in her forties have been walking her dog

1689
01:27:24,560 --> 01:27:27,160
Speaker 2: in a popular park when she was struck.

1690
01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:28,320
Speaker 20: That blows.

1691
01:27:28,479 --> 01:27:32,200
Speaker 2: They both suffered moderate injuries, transported to a local hospital.

1692
01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:35,400
Speaker 2: The old man had to be cut from the plane.

1693
01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:40,400
Speaker 2: But yet, like I was in La the last time,

1694
01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:42,880
Speaker 2: I think, the last time is ten years ago, twenty fifteen,

1695
01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:47,000
Speaker 2: when Harrison Ford crashed again. Yeah, you know, he's a pilot.

1696
01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:49,679
Speaker 2: He crashed a pen Maar golf course which is in Venice,

1697
01:27:50,120 --> 01:27:52,200
Speaker 2: and I was in I was twenty minutes away. I

1698
01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:54,240
Speaker 2: was in Santa Monica. I'm just killing time walking around

1699
01:27:54,320 --> 01:27:57,720
Speaker 2: Century City, and it was on there was a TV.

1700
01:27:57,800 --> 01:28:00,240
Speaker 2: I haven't drink at this bar, and there's a thing

1701
01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:03,519
Speaker 2: Harrison Ford crashed at Penmark golf Course. I'm like, that's

1702
01:28:03,560 --> 01:28:07,120
Speaker 2: twenty minutes away. And I know this was pre uber

1703
01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:08,760
Speaker 2: I think, and I was like, oh God, I wonder

1704
01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:10,880
Speaker 2: if I could. I'm not gonna get a cab in

1705
01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:12,280
Speaker 2: Santa Monica in the middle of the day.

1706
01:28:12,439 --> 01:28:13,360
Speaker 5: Oh he should have went down.

1707
01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:15,240
Speaker 2: I know I wanted to because I'm just sitting there

1708
01:28:15,280 --> 01:28:18,920
Speaker 2: watching the coverage. I'm like, Oh, that's so close. Harrison

1709
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:21,720
Speaker 2: Ford couldn't stop crashing. Hey, he just did it again

1710
01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:23,840
Speaker 2: pretty recently, didn't he did he? I don't know, I

1711
01:28:23,920 --> 01:28:26,400
Speaker 2: think so. I think it was like I thought twenty

1712
01:28:26,479 --> 01:28:28,400
Speaker 2: fifteen was the last one. No, I don't see that

1713
01:28:28,520 --> 01:28:30,840
Speaker 2: he had crashed before that. I think we had one

1714
01:28:31,680 --> 01:28:36,040
Speaker 2: since I've been on the show. Okay, Harrison helicopter crash

1715
01:28:36,120 --> 01:28:39,519
Speaker 2: in ninety nine, a runway overshoot in two thousand, the

1716
01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:43,320
Speaker 2: golf course in twenty fifteen. Okay, the taxiway in twenty seventeen,

1717
01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:46,120
Speaker 2: and a runway crossing mistake in twenty twenty. So he's

1718
01:28:46,160 --> 01:28:50,519
Speaker 2: had two since that. He remains an active flyer and

1719
01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:53,080
Speaker 2: has expressed remorse for his mistakes.

1720
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:55,120
Speaker 5: Get off my plane.

1721
01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:57,600
Speaker 2: I mean, if there was any civilian doing that, they

1722
01:28:57,640 --> 01:29:01,080
Speaker 2: would probably rescind their flying license.

1723
01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:05,160
Speaker 12: It's Hans Solo. How do you take away Han Solo's

1724
01:29:05,160 --> 01:29:08,200
Speaker 12: freaking flying because he keeps crashing the planes?

1725
01:29:08,320 --> 01:29:08,840
Speaker 2: Does this matter?

1726
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:13,760
Speaker 12: He's Han Solo man and tobacco with him. Yeah, it's

1727
01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:16,360
Speaker 12: the president. Yeah, he can't kick out of his plane

1728
01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:17,200
Speaker 12: all right.

1729
01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:20,439
Speaker 2: Mister Ford. No matter how we want to let you know,

1730
01:29:20,520 --> 01:29:22,720
Speaker 2: no matter how many times you fall out of the sky,

1731
01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:25,160
Speaker 2: we're not going to do anything about it. You'll be

1732
01:29:25,280 --> 01:29:29,639
Speaker 2: taken to a nearby hospital. And I received treatment, Thank

1733
01:29:29,720 --> 01:29:32,720
Speaker 2: you very much. What about that woman I hit? He

1734
01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:35,280
Speaker 2: was flying like a like a military plane the last time,

1735
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:37,240
Speaker 2: and the one he put down on the golf course

1736
01:29:37,439 --> 01:29:42,560
Speaker 2: that was like as a trainer, yeah, but I was like,

1737
01:29:42,680 --> 01:29:44,800
Speaker 2: it was the middle of the day and breaking news.

1738
01:29:44,840 --> 01:29:47,600
Speaker 2: Harrison Ford his crash landed in Penmark golf court. I'm like,

1739
01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:50,640
Speaker 2: oh my god, it's right there. He took off from

1740
01:29:50,720 --> 01:29:52,840
Speaker 2: Santa Monica Airport. I'm in Santa Maga. It takes off

1741
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:56,200
Speaker 2: from that airport. So he wasn't in the air that long.

1742
01:29:56,400 --> 01:30:00,840
Speaker 2: He literally got to where he wouldn't like immediately follow

1743
01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:03,559
Speaker 2: this guy and I. He got up in the air

1744
01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:06,240
Speaker 2: and then had to put it down in Venice, Like,

1745
01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:08,519
Speaker 2: oh my gosh. Yes, So we did it recently.

1746
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:11,040
Speaker 12: So while they were filming when was this February tenth,

1747
01:30:11,120 --> 01:30:15,000
Speaker 12: twenty twenty five, Helen Mirren saw Harrison Ford's plane crash

1748
01:30:15,080 --> 01:30:18,800
Speaker 12: trauma firsthand while filming a scene for nineteen twenty three.

1749
01:30:19,160 --> 01:30:19,599
Speaker 5: Oh Wow.

1750
01:30:19,960 --> 01:30:22,439
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're in that Yellowstone spin off prequel.

1751
01:30:22,560 --> 01:30:37,160
Speaker 7: Whatever please, I crashed my flying machine.

1752
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:41,639
Speaker 5: The Allen Cock Show.

1753
01:30:41,880 --> 01:30:50,160
Speaker 8: On one hundred points of best woay to resist the machines.

1754
01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:54,040
Speaker 14: Dumb down your smartphone by listening to this crap.

1755
01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:57,040
Speaker 8: He won't even remember how to tell time.

1756
01:30:57,720 --> 01:31:04,439
Speaker 14: The Ellen Cock Show on one boy seven WMMS suckers none.

1757
01:31:04,479 --> 01:31:07,679
Speaker 8: It talks, but it can't touch my three lock box.

1758
01:31:20,680 --> 01:31:25,000
Speaker 2: By the way, congrats to Leslie Martin check. I'm probably

1759
01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:28,240
Speaker 2: slaughtering her name. She's out there in Columbia station. Got

1760
01:31:28,280 --> 01:31:30,320
Speaker 2: those tickets for Night Ranger, and I will have more

1761
01:31:30,320 --> 01:31:33,719
Speaker 2: tickets for you tomorrow and Friday if you dig those guys.

1762
01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:38,040
Speaker 2: They're playing end of November at MGM Northfield Park. I

1763
01:31:38,280 --> 01:31:43,719
Speaker 2: was probably ten or eleven years old nineteen eighty three,

1764
01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:48,000
Speaker 2: so I was probably eleven. I saw this tour. I

1765
01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:50,800
Speaker 2: saw Sammy Hagar on the three lock Box Tour. A

1766
01:31:50,920 --> 01:31:55,320
Speaker 2: friend's older brother took me and my friends. Wow, and

1767
01:31:55,479 --> 01:31:58,519
Speaker 2: Night Ranger opened. This was at the UIC pavilion. This

1768
01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:02,719
Speaker 2: is University of Illinois, chakag Go. UIC Pavilion was Sammy

1769
01:32:02,760 --> 01:32:09,080
Speaker 2: Hagar Night Ranger, And I was reading about a guy

1770
01:32:09,160 --> 01:32:13,840
Speaker 2: who got arrested for impersonating Sammy Hagar. Now I'm gonna

1771
01:32:13,840 --> 01:32:15,599
Speaker 2: show you a picture. If you're watching the live stream,

1772
01:32:15,640 --> 01:32:18,280
Speaker 2: this is a guy who walked around telling everybody I

1773
01:32:18,560 --> 01:32:22,880
Speaker 2: am Sammy Hagar. And there's nothing you can say that

1774
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:27,320
Speaker 2: it's going to convince anyone otherwise. This is Mount Vernon, Illinois.

1775
01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:32,840
Speaker 2: This is deep southern Illinois. You're probably ninety minutes. You're equidistant.

1776
01:32:32,880 --> 01:32:35,080
Speaker 2: If you want to go to Paduca, Kentucky or Saint Louis,

1777
01:32:35,120 --> 01:32:36,639
Speaker 2: you got a little over an hour to get there.

1778
01:32:38,760 --> 01:32:41,839
Speaker 2: And he was taking into custody after impersonating Sammy Hagar

1779
01:32:41,920 --> 01:32:46,599
Speaker 2: at several area businesses, including bars, banks, and the local

1780
01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:51,160
Speaker 2: vape shop. A guy named Ronnie Putnam. Now that guy

1781
01:32:51,240 --> 01:32:54,439
Speaker 2: looks like a Ronnie Puttnam. You couldn't pick a better

1782
01:32:54,560 --> 01:32:59,799
Speaker 2: name to match that man. Nope, And he entered multiple

1783
01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:04,839
Speaker 2: establishments there in the greater Mount Vernon metropolitan area, claiming

1784
01:33:04,920 --> 01:33:07,599
Speaker 2: to be the real Red Rocker and try to open

1785
01:33:07,760 --> 01:33:12,719
Speaker 2: multiple accounts under the name Sammy Hagar Enterprises LLC.

1786
01:33:13,439 --> 01:33:14,439
Speaker 5: Oh that's so good.

1787
01:33:15,160 --> 01:33:18,439
Speaker 2: One location said that he even performed a brief a

1788
01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:21,760
Speaker 2: cappella version of I Can't Drive fifty five in an

1789
01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:24,800
Speaker 2: effort to prove that he was, in fact the Red Rock.

1790
01:33:24,880 --> 01:33:27,479
Speaker 2: Could you imagine if that worked. If you're the bank

1791
01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:29,519
Speaker 2: guy and you're like, oh, I mean, that sounds way

1792
01:33:29,520 --> 01:33:31,479
Speaker 2: too much like Sammy Hagar to not be Sammy Hagar.

1793
01:33:31,880 --> 01:33:35,200
Speaker 2: I know, the cameras must add seventy five pounds to

1794
01:33:35,280 --> 01:33:38,320
Speaker 2: Sammy Hagar because he looks bigger in person. Well not

1795
01:33:38,439 --> 01:33:41,000
Speaker 2: only that, but you could be forgiven for going. You

1796
01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:43,400
Speaker 2: know what, I haven't seen Sammy Hagar in a minute.

1797
01:33:43,439 --> 01:33:45,800
Speaker 2: I mean, Sammy's like what eighty now or something, or

1798
01:33:45,840 --> 01:33:49,160
Speaker 2: seventy one or you know, so Samy still looks pretty good.

1799
01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:53,160
Speaker 2: But you know, this guy could pass for seventy. It's

1800
01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:57,360
Speaker 2: fifty eight Ronnie Putnam. And he told the establishments. He

1801
01:33:57,479 --> 01:34:00,320
Speaker 2: told one bank he was on tour but he needed

1802
01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:04,479
Speaker 2: to cash a royalty check. And the bank teller said

1803
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:09,080
Speaker 2: he was wearing red sunglasses and smelled faintly of Margarita Mix,

1804
01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:12,000
Speaker 2: So I thought it was actually him. This is a

1805
01:34:12,120 --> 01:34:17,200
Speaker 2: real story. Who's gonna go When he smelled like Margarita Mix,

1806
01:34:17,280 --> 01:34:19,040
Speaker 2: that means you know a lot about Sammy Hagar. If

1807
01:34:19,040 --> 01:34:21,600
Speaker 2: you know that much does make sense. This is a

1808
01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:24,000
Speaker 2: fake story. Anyway, bottle of in his hand. It says

1809
01:34:24,040 --> 01:34:28,479
Speaker 2: he was arrested after presenting a homemade I D Card

1810
01:34:28,560 --> 01:34:33,160
Speaker 2: that said Sammy Hagar Rock God. I feel this feels

1811
01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:38,160
Speaker 2: made up? This feels doesn't it made up? A bank

1812
01:34:38,240 --> 01:34:40,680
Speaker 2: teller is gonna knows enough about Sammy Hagar to go.

1813
01:34:40,920 --> 01:34:44,400
Speaker 2: Miley was wearing red sunglasses and he smelled like Margarita mix.

1814
01:34:44,479 --> 01:34:46,800
Speaker 2: That's a deep dive. You know that much about Samy Hagar,

1815
01:34:46,840 --> 01:34:48,840
Speaker 2: but you don't know this guy in him. I mean, yeah,

1816
01:34:49,240 --> 01:34:53,759
Speaker 2: there's no confusing those Even if you hadn't seen Sammy

1817
01:34:53,840 --> 01:34:56,120
Speaker 2: Hagar in the last five years, ten years, you're not

1818
01:34:56,200 --> 01:34:59,040
Speaker 2: gonna go. Well, you let himself go. Look at that

1819
01:34:59,479 --> 01:35:01,719
Speaker 2: shee sam really put on some way, didn't he. How's

1820
01:35:01,760 --> 01:35:05,280
Speaker 2: he still on the road with those bands? It's really fat? Now, Yeah,

1821
01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:09,840
Speaker 2: here's real Sammy Hagar. There's Sammy Hagar right, still looks

1822
01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:14,360
Speaker 2: pretty good. Sammy's not doing diabetes commercial. There's Ronnie Putnam. Anyway,

1823
01:35:14,400 --> 01:35:18,240
Speaker 2: they said there were no accounts open. Nobody took the bait, so,

1824
01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:21,240
Speaker 2: as far as we know, every place he went to

1825
01:35:21,400 --> 01:35:25,320
Speaker 2: pointed and laughed at him, and the Mount Vernon cops

1826
01:35:25,439 --> 01:35:29,320
Speaker 2: finally showed up and arrested fifty eight year old Ronnie

1827
01:35:29,360 --> 01:35:32,920
Speaker 2: Putnam for pretending to be Sammy Hagar.

1828
01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:37,719
Speaker 12: Just picture of him, man, yes, such like that second

1829
01:35:37,840 --> 01:35:40,880
Speaker 12: neck is so much third neck he's all neck.

1830
01:35:41,160 --> 01:35:43,840
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, Ah.

1831
01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:46,600
Speaker 2: The great state of Illinois. You know, we're watching that

1832
01:35:46,720 --> 01:35:49,479
Speaker 2: dramatization of the John Wayne Gacy thing over there on

1833
01:35:49,640 --> 01:35:53,680
Speaker 2: Peacock And I don't know when it happened, but at

1834
01:35:53,760 --> 01:35:56,559
Speaker 2: some point, maybe there was a national thing to make

1835
01:35:56,640 --> 01:36:00,800
Speaker 2: all of the state abbreviations to letters. But Illinois used

1836
01:36:00,800 --> 01:36:04,040
Speaker 2: to be abbreviated ILL. It's on my driver's license when

1837
01:36:04,080 --> 01:36:05,880
Speaker 2: I turned twenty one and had to get a new license,

1838
01:36:06,200 --> 01:36:10,920
Speaker 2: it says Chicago ILL. At some point ILLL became IL.

1839
01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:14,680
Speaker 2: But in this gaycy show, they're still showing pictures of

1840
01:36:14,760 --> 01:36:17,759
Speaker 2: things to say ILL. That was suburban Chicago. We were fortunate,

1841
01:36:17,840 --> 01:36:20,360
Speaker 2: John Waite, were you really a aass period?

1842
01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:20,720
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1843
01:36:20,920 --> 01:36:21,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1844
01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:24,080
Speaker 12: Everything. My license had that on it, all of our cars.

1845
01:36:24,840 --> 01:36:27,559
Speaker 12: And if you can still so, Massachusetts has this thing

1846
01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:29,400
Speaker 12: with it because used to be the old green plates.

1847
01:36:29,439 --> 01:36:32,680
Speaker 12: The license plates were green, and if you have one

1848
01:36:32,840 --> 01:36:35,519
Speaker 12: and it's still legible, you can use it. It's like grandfather.

1849
01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:37,640
Speaker 12: It's the only plate you can hold on too, so

1850
01:36:37,800 --> 01:36:39,680
Speaker 12: people are like everybody tries to buy them all the

1851
01:36:39,720 --> 01:36:42,000
Speaker 12: time from the registry and things like that. But it

1852
01:36:42,120 --> 01:36:44,799
Speaker 12: still says MASS on the top of it, m ASS

1853
01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:46,280
Speaker 12: and that's it. It's pretty wild.

1854
01:36:47,520 --> 01:36:52,280
Speaker 2: Reminds me of a classic, a modern classic comedy stand

1855
01:36:52,360 --> 01:36:56,839
Speaker 2: up bit from Gary Goleman about the abbreviations for states.

1856
01:36:57,880 --> 01:37:00,559
Speaker 2: Gary Goleman's one of my favorite comics. He's much more

1857
01:37:00,600 --> 01:37:03,400
Speaker 2: popular than he used to be, but he's still, to

1858
01:37:03,560 --> 01:37:06,519
Speaker 2: my mind, always been in the cusp of being huge,

1859
01:37:06,680 --> 01:37:09,400
Speaker 2: Like he's not as big as he should be. Gary

1860
01:37:09,479 --> 01:37:14,840
Speaker 2: Goleman should be a global superstar for his erudite and

1861
01:37:15,040 --> 01:37:17,120
Speaker 2: funny as the guy is, but he does this big

1862
01:37:17,280 --> 01:37:20,200
Speaker 2: hung from years ago on how they developed the two

1863
01:37:20,360 --> 01:37:24,639
Speaker 2: letter abbreviations for states, and it's just dynamite. But anyway,

1864
01:37:24,840 --> 01:37:26,559
Speaker 2: I was just watching this thing. I'm like, when did

1865
01:37:26,720 --> 01:37:30,439
Speaker 2: ILLL become IL? Because it's on my old I'm sure

1866
01:37:30,439 --> 01:37:33,519
Speaker 2: I've posted my driver's license from when I was twenty

1867
01:37:33,560 --> 01:37:35,600
Speaker 2: one for like a throwback Thursday or something like that,

1868
01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:40,639
Speaker 2: and he still says ill TBT. Everybody, what's that TBT

1869
01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:45,720
Speaker 2: Throwback Thursday? Yeah, hashtag? Well, you know it's fun. I

1870
01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:48,320
Speaker 2: don't have a lot of old photos of myself, and

1871
01:37:48,400 --> 01:37:50,760
Speaker 2: it gives people something to poke at me about, right,

1872
01:37:50,840 --> 01:37:53,479
Speaker 2: makes them feel better about themselves if they can look

1873
01:37:53,520 --> 01:37:56,160
Speaker 2: at me from twenty years ago when I was a friggin'

1874
01:37:56,400 --> 01:38:08,040
Speaker 2: piece and go ooh, make him feel good about themselves. Alan,

1875
01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:14,120
Speaker 2: how is your mom's boyfriend listed in your phone? You

1876
01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:18,240
Speaker 2: know what, I'm not gonna let you aggravated. Alan was

1877
01:38:18,280 --> 01:38:21,000
Speaker 2: here yesterday and it really burned me out. It wore

1878
01:38:21,120 --> 01:38:24,680
Speaker 2: me out. I'm not gonna do it again today. Not

1879
01:38:24,760 --> 01:38:29,000
Speaker 2: gonna do that, Not gonna let you get the better

1880
01:38:29,120 --> 01:38:32,760
Speaker 2: of me. I assume it would just be FBSD right,

1881
01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:38,800
Speaker 2: future black step dad, Yeah, Rob, I'm just sure.

1882
01:38:41,520 --> 01:38:41,760
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1883
01:38:42,080 --> 01:38:44,679
Speaker 2: And if Mel thinks so, and in the interest of time,

1884
01:38:44,720 --> 01:38:51,719
Speaker 2: you would shorten it and abbreviate. I'm just thinking, like, sorry,

1885
01:38:53,200 --> 01:39:01,360
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I said, I'm sorry. You've got now you've

1886
01:39:01,479 --> 01:39:09,080
Speaker 2: gone it. You've got Mel all worked up. I'm sorry, Alan.

1887
01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:11,760
Speaker 2: Hobo sexual is a thing. It's a person who has

1888
01:39:11,840 --> 01:39:13,400
Speaker 2: sex with somebody who said they can have a place

1889
01:39:13,479 --> 01:39:15,760
Speaker 2: to stay. I had one, and boy, it wasn't a

1890
01:39:15,800 --> 01:39:19,400
Speaker 2: bad idea. Boy, that is a very spit. That's an

1891
01:39:19,479 --> 01:39:21,720
Speaker 2: arrangement that you, Hey, I'll have sex with you if

1892
01:39:21,760 --> 01:39:22,840
Speaker 2: I can crash on the couch.

1893
01:39:23,320 --> 01:39:26,760
Speaker 5: Jesus, that really depends on you really got there.

1894
01:39:27,000 --> 01:39:29,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, you might really want to go out and make

1895
01:39:29,360 --> 01:39:34,000
Speaker 2: some friends. Hmm. I'll let you band me over the

1896
01:39:34,080 --> 01:39:40,840
Speaker 2: couch if you let me sleep on it afterwards, heikes Alan,

1897
01:39:40,920 --> 01:39:43,599
Speaker 2: Maybe the lady in the park is wearing earbuds, dumb ass.

1898
01:39:43,880 --> 01:39:46,200
Speaker 2: That's a great point. I hadn't thought about that. Everybody

1899
01:39:46,360 --> 01:39:48,320
Speaker 2: was like, because I said, how would you get hit

1900
01:39:48,400 --> 01:39:50,439
Speaker 2: by a plane if you're on the groundwalk and your dog.

1901
01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:53,840
Speaker 2: Somebody else said, once that engine, quitch, you can't hear

1902
01:39:53,880 --> 01:39:57,080
Speaker 2: anything that I mean, that's yeah, that's a great point too,

1903
01:39:58,360 --> 01:40:00,559
Speaker 2: Eric and Penhill's with the speed and the Upler effect,

1904
01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:03,640
Speaker 2: you probably couldn't hear a small plane landing bike do well, No,

1905
01:40:03,720 --> 01:40:05,920
Speaker 2: But I take their point. Those are all those are

1906
01:40:06,040 --> 01:40:10,560
Speaker 2: all those are all physics answers that make sense to me.

1907
01:40:10,720 --> 01:40:13,439
Speaker 2: Go outside nerd well, because like when I run, I

1908
01:40:13,520 --> 01:40:16,840
Speaker 2: don't wear air pods because if there's a car, car,

1909
01:40:16,960 --> 01:40:18,800
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like if I'm riding a bike,

1910
01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:21,120
Speaker 2: I ride on the left side of the road. I

1911
01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:22,800
Speaker 2: want to see the car coming. I don't want it

1912
01:40:22,880 --> 01:40:25,120
Speaker 2: coming up behind me. I know you're supposed to ride

1913
01:40:25,160 --> 01:40:28,000
Speaker 2: on the right. I ride on the left because I

1914
01:40:28,080 --> 01:40:30,080
Speaker 2: want to see the cars coming. You never know when

1915
01:40:30,120 --> 01:40:32,280
Speaker 2: some guy's not paying attention and he's on his phone.

1916
01:40:32,400 --> 01:40:35,080
Speaker 2: It's like when I'm mowing the lawn and I'm because

1917
01:40:35,080 --> 01:40:37,240
Speaker 2: I'm on the main road. When I'm mowing the lawn.

1918
01:40:38,040 --> 01:40:41,599
Speaker 2: If there's cars coming, I don't do anything. I stand there.

1919
01:40:41,640 --> 01:40:43,680
Speaker 2: I wait for him to pass. Last thing I need

1920
01:40:43,800 --> 01:40:45,840
Speaker 2: is have my back to a car and a guy's

1921
01:40:45,920 --> 01:40:48,719
Speaker 2: like on his phone, not paying attention and he plows

1922
01:40:48,800 --> 01:40:51,320
Speaker 2: into me. And I'm mowing the lawn. When I'm mowing

1923
01:40:51,320 --> 01:40:53,880
Speaker 2: the lawn, I have my AirPods in, But like if

1924
01:40:53,880 --> 01:40:56,400
Speaker 2: I'm running or something, I want to be aware of

1925
01:40:56,439 --> 01:40:58,439
Speaker 2: what's around me. But I understand a lot of people

1926
01:40:58,479 --> 01:40:59,960
Speaker 2: don't do that. Some people are walking around with God

1927
01:41:00,040 --> 01:41:03,599
Speaker 2: DMDJ headphones on and people getting stabbed two feet from him.

1928
01:41:03,960 --> 01:41:06,720
Speaker 2: You just want to hate that run even more. Why

1929
01:41:06,880 --> 01:41:09,080
Speaker 2: listen to something good and exciting and make.

1930
01:41:09,080 --> 01:41:10,160
Speaker 5: Make it less bad.

1931
01:41:12,640 --> 01:41:16,240
Speaker 2: Indiana Jones and the Cessna of Doom. Somebody said, Alan,

1932
01:41:16,320 --> 01:41:20,400
Speaker 2: He's exactly like Indiana Jones. Fly Yes Land No, all

1933
01:41:20,439 --> 01:41:24,599
Speaker 2: of our Canadian bureau chiefs who are excited to watch

1934
01:41:24,640 --> 01:41:27,760
Speaker 2: our Blue Jays play robins in Toronto. O Leg is

1935
01:41:27,800 --> 01:41:33,360
Speaker 2: in London, Ontario. Ray is out in Vancouver. Steve listens

1936
01:41:33,479 --> 01:41:39,639
Speaker 2: in Kuratuck, North Carolina. Days up in Fondlac, Wisconsin. Louis

1937
01:41:39,720 --> 01:41:42,400
Speaker 2: is in Newark, New Jersey. You leave messages to.

1938
01:41:43,280 --> 01:41:46,599
Speaker 16: My favorite part of that Mario Lopez commercial is when

1939
01:41:46,600 --> 01:41:47,400
Speaker 16: he goes high pitched.

1940
01:41:47,439 --> 01:41:52,560
Speaker 2: He goes, well, that's what I'm saying. It's such a

1941
01:41:52,720 --> 01:41:55,120
Speaker 2: vibe shift in this commercial. Do you think it's going

1942
01:41:55,200 --> 01:41:57,120
Speaker 2: to be about Cole's back to school? He's like, let's

1943
01:41:57,120 --> 01:41:58,160
Speaker 2: talk about sex trafficking.

1944
01:41:58,400 --> 01:42:00,120
Speaker 4: Whoa up?

1945
01:42:00,160 --> 01:42:03,120
Speaker 19: It's mar Lopez back to school. It's an exciting time,

1946
01:42:03,240 --> 01:42:04,160
Speaker 19: but it can also be.

1947
01:42:06,800 --> 01:42:08,840
Speaker 2: Your kid also might get taken off the street.

1948
01:42:09,280 --> 01:42:18,960
Speaker 21: Yeah, hey, what's up guys? Alan you saying the real

1949
01:42:19,120 --> 01:42:23,400
Speaker 21: red Rockers just instantly put I'll go to a real

1950
01:42:23,880 --> 01:42:26,360
Speaker 21: wagon in my head, alright.

1951
01:42:26,720 --> 01:42:30,000
Speaker 2: Fred Willard, Oh, Fred Willard, he was on the show

1952
01:42:30,120 --> 01:42:34,240
Speaker 2: years ago. One of the remember waiting for Guffman, who

1953
01:42:35,320 --> 01:42:35,479
Speaker 2: you know?

1954
01:42:35,560 --> 01:42:35,960
Speaker 8: I'm sorry?

1955
01:42:36,040 --> 01:42:38,280
Speaker 2: That was from a Mighty Wind where Fred Willard's got

1956
01:42:38,360 --> 01:42:41,519
Speaker 2: like the blonde tips. He's the promoter what he was

1957
01:42:41,600 --> 01:42:42,280
Speaker 2: like a child star.

1958
01:42:42,520 --> 01:42:43,320
Speaker 5: Wa hoppen?

1959
01:42:44,200 --> 01:42:46,639
Speaker 2: I got a real red wagon. I forgot all about

1960
01:42:46,640 --> 01:42:47,679
Speaker 2: that love that movie.

1961
01:42:49,479 --> 01:42:49,519
Speaker 9: No.

1962
01:42:49,720 --> 01:42:52,000
Speaker 2: Fred Willard was on the show years ago. I already

1963
01:42:52,000 --> 01:42:56,200
Speaker 2: had our friend Tom Papa in here and Fred Willard

1964
01:42:56,320 --> 01:42:58,240
Speaker 2: was in town. And somebody hits me up and goes,

1965
01:42:58,280 --> 01:43:00,760
Speaker 2: you want Fred? I said, absolutely, So I had Tom

1966
01:43:00,840 --> 01:43:03,160
Speaker 2: Papa and Fred Willard on the show at the same time.

1967
01:43:03,479 --> 01:43:06,400
Speaker 2: They had never met. I had never met Fred Willard. Oh,

1968
01:43:06,400 --> 01:43:09,400
Speaker 2: it was dynamite. One of the best days ever on

1969
01:43:09,520 --> 01:43:09,840
Speaker 2: this show.

1970
01:43:10,840 --> 01:43:11,320
Speaker 7: Quick plug.

1971
01:43:11,439 --> 01:43:11,559
Speaker 4: Oh.

1972
01:43:11,840 --> 01:43:16,840
Speaker 2: Mike Lafontaine, owner and founder of High Class Management, who

1973
01:43:17,880 --> 01:43:22,839
Speaker 2: Comic's constant companion. Let's start right out, Hey, what happened?

1974
01:43:23,320 --> 01:43:24,880
Speaker 7: As you know, back in nineteen.

1975
01:43:24,600 --> 01:43:28,640
Speaker 2: Seven, I start on a series called what Happened? And

1976
01:43:28,720 --> 01:43:30,519
Speaker 2: every time something can go wrong, I would look at

1977
01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:31,360
Speaker 2: the camera and say.

1978
01:43:31,520 --> 01:43:32,679
Speaker 5: Hey, what happened.

1979
01:43:34,080 --> 01:43:35,280
Speaker 2: We had a lot of fun with that and a

1980
01:43:35,360 --> 01:43:36,520
Speaker 2: lot of other catchphrases.

1981
01:43:36,720 --> 01:43:40,960
Speaker 5: I got a real red wagon and uh, I can't

1982
01:43:41,040 --> 01:43:44,120
Speaker 5: do my work. And I believe I was the first

1983
01:43:44,160 --> 01:43:46,720
Speaker 5: one to use a phrase. I don't think so.

1984
01:43:49,000 --> 01:43:52,120
Speaker 2: Fred Willard, the pride of Shaker Heights, Ohio, by the way,

1985
01:43:52,280 --> 01:43:54,920
Speaker 2: really yeah, Oh I didn't know that. Oh yeah, local

1986
01:43:55,000 --> 01:44:00,240
Speaker 2: boy like Martin Mall also from here. The next scene

1987
01:44:00,280 --> 01:44:03,200
Speaker 2: is when they cut the Variety magazine wah hopin dumped

1988
01:44:03,320 --> 01:44:07,360
Speaker 2: due to total lack of interest. Wah hoppen.

1989
01:44:07,920 --> 01:44:08,360
Speaker 5: I love.

1990
01:44:08,400 --> 01:44:10,639
Speaker 2: It's a good grab, the way it starts in the beginning,

1991
01:44:10,640 --> 01:44:12,240
Speaker 2: the way he kind of starts the interview too, like

1992
01:44:12,320 --> 01:44:16,920
Speaker 2: he's great, Oh god, those movies. I was listening to

1993
01:44:17,040 --> 01:44:19,080
Speaker 2: Christopher Guest. I think it was him talking to Maren,

1994
01:44:19,880 --> 01:44:21,880
Speaker 2: and he was talking about how those you know, everybody

1995
01:44:21,960 --> 01:44:25,680
Speaker 2: knows those movies are improved, but I didn't realize to

1996
01:44:25,760 --> 01:44:29,599
Speaker 2: what extent their improvised. He's like, there's no script. He got,

1997
01:44:29,640 --> 01:44:31,840
Speaker 2: you know how like Larry David is curby your enthusiasm,

1998
01:44:31,920 --> 01:44:33,920
Speaker 2: but the scenes are just kind of broadly outlined, and

1999
01:44:33,960 --> 01:44:36,000
Speaker 2: then within them he lets people do whatever. Yeah, but

2000
01:44:36,160 --> 01:44:40,080
Speaker 2: even that is more stringent than those Christopher Guest movies

2001
01:44:40,880 --> 01:44:44,040
Speaker 2: where he's like, yeah, there's no script. He's like he

2002
01:44:44,120 --> 01:44:48,000
Speaker 2: was talking about what at that time was the fourthcoming

2003
01:44:48,120 --> 01:44:51,439
Speaker 2: Spinal Tap sequel, and he goes, we tried to sit

2004
01:44:51,520 --> 01:44:53,280
Speaker 2: down and write a script, and we were like, this

2005
01:44:53,439 --> 01:44:55,400
Speaker 2: is just not how we work, This is not how

2006
01:44:55,800 --> 01:44:57,320
Speaker 2: He's like, there was a bit more of a script

2007
01:44:57,360 --> 01:44:59,599
Speaker 2: for Spinal Tap two than there was for Spinal Tap one,

2008
01:45:00,080 --> 01:45:03,240
Speaker 2: in that there was practically no script. And he's like,

2009
01:45:03,280 --> 01:45:06,400
Speaker 2: and it's real hard to sell to a studio. Hey,

2010
01:45:06,479 --> 01:45:08,599
Speaker 2: here's a movie with no script. We're just gonna get

2011
01:45:08,600 --> 01:45:09,840
Speaker 2: in there and dick around. And we got some really

2012
01:45:09,840 --> 01:45:12,280
Speaker 2: funny people who know what they're doing. And so, uh,

2013
01:45:12,479 --> 01:45:14,360
Speaker 2: it was only because of Rob Reiner that they got

2014
01:45:14,439 --> 01:45:15,840
Speaker 2: a Spinal Tap made in the first place.

2015
01:45:16,280 --> 01:45:19,439
Speaker 12: But the studios are probably much more comfortable with people

2016
01:45:19,600 --> 01:45:21,960
Speaker 12: like that knowing how they work too, Like, Okay, I

2017
01:45:22,040 --> 01:45:25,360
Speaker 12: mean you've you've done four movies in that same vein,

2018
01:45:25,600 --> 01:45:26,400
Speaker 12: go ahead and make it hother.

2019
01:45:26,600 --> 01:45:28,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they have such that they don't expect any

2020
01:45:28,720 --> 01:45:31,719
Speaker 2: ROI on those because they have such a relatively speaking,

2021
01:45:31,800 --> 01:45:33,519
Speaker 2: they have such a small audience.

2022
01:45:33,720 --> 01:45:33,920
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2023
01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:36,040
Speaker 2: I mean a friend of mine was in Four Year

2024
01:45:36,120 --> 01:45:40,160
Speaker 2: Consideration ironically played a DJ. But he was an old

2025
01:45:40,240 --> 01:45:42,400
Speaker 2: intern of mine from many many years ago, and he

2026
01:45:42,479 --> 01:45:45,160
Speaker 2: went on to act and he's been in LA for

2027
01:45:45,160 --> 01:45:47,040
Speaker 2: a long time now. So was that one a mighty

2028
01:45:47,120 --> 01:45:50,400
Speaker 2: wind or was that four? No, you just saw that

2029
01:45:50,560 --> 01:45:52,760
Speaker 2: was a mighty mighty wind. Okay, My friend was in

2030
01:45:52,840 --> 01:45:55,759
Speaker 2: Four Year Consideration, which is when they're all like Oscar hopefuls.

2031
01:45:56,960 --> 01:45:57,040
Speaker 9: Uh.

2032
01:45:57,120 --> 01:45:59,080
Speaker 2: And of course, you know, as with all those movies,

2033
01:45:59,120 --> 01:46:01,000
Speaker 2: it's people who get a full head of steam and

2034
01:46:01,080 --> 01:46:03,240
Speaker 2: then everything comes crashing down around them.

2035
01:46:03,320 --> 01:46:07,240
Speaker 12: But one of my old morning guys was in what

2036
01:46:07,439 --> 01:46:11,599
Speaker 12: was the Larry David movie with John Rams with John Ham, Oh,

2037
01:46:11,640 --> 01:46:13,160
Speaker 12: the HBO the car one.

2038
01:46:15,000 --> 01:46:17,040
Speaker 2: The car was called the Howard. I can't think of

2039
01:46:17,080 --> 01:46:17,760
Speaker 2: what the hell in the.

2040
01:46:17,760 --> 01:46:18,240
Speaker 5: Movie is now.

2041
01:46:18,320 --> 01:46:26,080
Speaker 2: It was called Clear Maybe I don't remember Larry David.

2042
01:46:27,560 --> 01:46:30,479
Speaker 2: It was an HBO thing. Yeah, yes, Clear History, Clear History.

2043
01:46:30,520 --> 01:46:30,720
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2044
01:46:31,040 --> 01:46:31,160
Speaker 4: Uh.

2045
01:46:31,360 --> 01:46:33,679
Speaker 2: He played or he invents something. John Ham takes credit

2046
01:46:33,760 --> 01:46:33,920
Speaker 2: for it.

2047
01:46:34,040 --> 01:46:34,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was in it.

2048
01:46:35,000 --> 01:46:38,360
Speaker 2: It was It was a funny movie. He played one

2049
01:46:38,400 --> 01:46:41,320
Speaker 2: of like the ad executive guys. It's really good. Michael

2050
01:46:41,400 --> 01:46:42,280
Speaker 2: Keaton was in that too.

2051
01:46:43,080 --> 01:46:43,280
Speaker 4: Yep.

2052
01:46:43,560 --> 01:46:47,680
Speaker 2: Michael Keaton. By the way, they just unveiled and God

2053
01:46:47,760 --> 01:46:51,439
Speaker 2: blessed them. They just unveiled the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame

2054
01:46:52,680 --> 01:46:55,280
Speaker 2: and they got Michael Keaton to come in for it.

2055
01:46:55,760 --> 01:46:56,040
Speaker 4: Wow.

2056
01:46:56,360 --> 01:47:01,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Gary here said, let's get on the

2057
01:47:01,200 --> 01:47:04,360
Speaker 2: Rock of Fame. Except they spelled his name wrong, so

2058
01:47:04,479 --> 01:47:07,840
Speaker 2: that's gonna suck. You know how people misspell Michael, They

2059
01:47:07,880 --> 01:47:11,559
Speaker 2: spell it Mischiel instead of h a e L. They

2060
01:47:11,600 --> 01:47:14,400
Speaker 2: spell it h e a L. That's how they spelled it.

2061
01:47:15,200 --> 01:47:20,240
Speaker 2: So well done, Pittsburgh. You gotta really throw your uh

2062
01:47:20,560 --> 01:47:22,280
Speaker 2: throw your arm out trying to come up with the

2063
01:47:22,439 --> 01:47:24,599
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh Walk of Fame, and then you spell the guy's

2064
01:47:24,680 --> 01:47:28,000
Speaker 2: name wrong. Oh no, look what they did. Oh they

2065
01:47:28,040 --> 01:47:31,760
Speaker 2: did Michael Keaton dirty. This guy was Batman and Birdman,

2066
01:47:31,880 --> 01:47:36,120
Speaker 2: all these other men. He's great. Hey, we got to

2067
01:47:36,160 --> 01:47:41,520
Speaker 2: work on a new plant there it is, uh misspelled

2068
01:47:42,160 --> 01:47:43,439
Speaker 2: my shield Keaton.

2069
01:47:43,560 --> 01:47:47,000
Speaker 5: Oh my god. Ah, one job. You know what I mean?

2070
01:47:47,640 --> 01:47:48,439
Speaker 5: You got one.

2071
01:47:48,960 --> 01:47:52,280
Speaker 2: You're never gonna spell Permanny's wrong. There's about four rs

2072
01:47:52,320 --> 01:47:55,680
Speaker 2: in that one. Keaton and nine other people were inducted

2073
01:47:56,200 --> 01:47:59,880
Speaker 2: into the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame. How about that nice

2074
01:48:01,040 --> 01:48:03,240
Speaker 2: right there in the Strip District. If you're one of

2075
01:48:03,280 --> 01:48:07,559
Speaker 2: our Pittsburgh Bureau chiefs, right there at Smallman Street, people

2076
01:48:07,600 --> 01:48:09,760
Speaker 2: who have left their mark not just on Pittsburgh, but

2077
01:48:09,800 --> 01:48:14,760
Speaker 2: on the world. George Benson from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. How about

2078
01:48:14,800 --> 01:48:20,400
Speaker 2: Breezin Right, that's a classic yacht rock track. Breezen from

2079
01:48:20,479 --> 01:48:24,519
Speaker 2: George Benson. I wonder if they played that this is what,

2080
01:48:25,080 --> 01:48:28,960
Speaker 2: this is what Snoop sampled for Sexual Eruption. Remember that song.

2081
01:48:31,040 --> 01:48:33,120
Speaker 2: Yeah he had a few, Oh hell yeah he had.

2082
01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:35,559
Speaker 2: But Breezon I think was the big one. Nellie Bly

2083
01:48:35,880 --> 01:48:38,400
Speaker 2: Andrew Carnegie give Me the Knights the one I was

2084
01:48:38,439 --> 01:48:41,120
Speaker 2: thinking of. Just give it a n Oh great song,

2085
01:48:41,240 --> 01:48:45,080
Speaker 2: but that one's got lyrics. I don't think his lyrics. Yeah,

2086
01:48:46,880 --> 01:48:49,000
Speaker 2: this is getting played a lot currently for people who

2087
01:48:49,040 --> 01:48:52,320
Speaker 2: are watching that new Tim Robinson show called The Chair Company.

2088
01:48:52,800 --> 01:48:53,680
Speaker 5: They play this a lot.

2089
01:48:57,760 --> 01:49:00,720
Speaker 2: But I mean, George Benson was like a child proddig right,

2090
01:49:00,800 --> 01:49:04,560
Speaker 2: This guy was like playing on people's albums when he

2091
01:49:04,640 --> 01:49:07,439
Speaker 2: was thirteen. I think he's still living, Yeah, I believe so.

2092
01:49:07,680 --> 01:49:10,679
Speaker 2: He's got that pencil thin mustache. Hey he's eighty two. Yeah,

2093
01:49:11,320 --> 01:49:14,040
Speaker 2: still out there and yes, gimme the night.

2094
01:49:15,240 --> 01:49:17,080
Speaker 5: Oh this is song right here?

2095
01:49:17,120 --> 01:49:22,720
Speaker 2: Man Jonas Salk, Fred Rogers, Andy Warhol, Roberto Clemente. It

2096
01:49:22,760 --> 01:49:25,120
Speaker 2: sounds like Michael Keaton is the only living person on

2097
01:49:25,280 --> 01:49:28,040
Speaker 2: this thing. That's how they got him in there. Why

2098
01:49:28,160 --> 01:49:29,439
Speaker 2: isn't Dennis Miller on there?

2099
01:49:29,520 --> 01:49:29,680
Speaker 11: Huh?

2100
01:49:29,760 --> 01:49:33,599
Speaker 2: I know that he's Dennis Miller has done a piss

2101
01:49:33,640 --> 01:49:36,200
Speaker 2: poor job of hiding his Pittsburgh accent. I know he

2102
01:49:36,400 --> 01:49:39,799
Speaker 2: desperately wants to. He didn't really like being associated with Pittsburgh,

2103
01:49:39,840 --> 01:49:41,080
Speaker 2: but he should be on there.

2104
01:49:41,120 --> 01:49:44,880
Speaker 12: That's probably why I guess I can't stand being from there, man,

2105
01:49:45,760 --> 01:49:48,280
Speaker 12: I mean, I mean, what do you want from abe?

2106
01:49:51,400 --> 01:49:53,240
Speaker 2: So my shield Keaton is there.

2107
01:49:57,600 --> 01:49:58,160
Speaker 17: Give it a n.

2108
01:50:00,560 --> 01:50:03,320
Speaker 2: By the way, George, the knight is not mine to give.

2109
01:50:03,800 --> 01:50:07,080
Speaker 2: It belongs to all of us. He means her night,

2110
01:50:07,880 --> 01:50:12,519
Speaker 2: you know what he's saying, So give.

2111
01:50:12,400 --> 01:50:12,960
Speaker 7: Me her night.

2112
01:50:13,479 --> 01:50:24,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I gotta take a break. Everywhere there's

2113
01:50:24,760 --> 01:50:26,360
Speaker 2: lots of love and everywhere and the.

2114
01:50:28,240 --> 01:50:30,880
Speaker 8: Allen Cox Show on one hundred.

2115
01:50:31,000 --> 01:50:38,080
Speaker 11: Seven, call the Alan Cox Show Piece of crap two

2116
01:50:39,240 --> 01:50:41,720
Speaker 11: one double oh seven or eight and three four eight

2117
01:50:41,800 --> 01:50:42,759
Speaker 11: one double O seven.

2118
01:50:57,479 --> 01:51:02,160
Speaker 2: I couldn't help myself wrong. Traffic girl said it was

2119
01:51:02,680 --> 01:51:08,160
Speaker 2: a breezy and wet ride out there. Beck was George

2120
01:51:08,200 --> 01:51:19,799
Speaker 2: Benson normally not two things that go great together, wet

2121
01:51:20,280 --> 01:51:20,960
Speaker 2: and sloppy.

2122
01:51:22,760 --> 01:51:23,519
Speaker 5: Nobody wants that.

2123
01:51:25,080 --> 01:51:28,960
Speaker 2: Alan Jeff Goldbloom should be on the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame. Absolutely,

2124
01:51:29,760 --> 01:51:32,560
Speaker 2: why not? Donnie Donnie Irish needs to be on a

2125
01:51:32,600 --> 01:51:36,439
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh Walk of Fame. Why isn't Jeff Goldbloom on their

2126
01:51:36,880 --> 01:51:38,920
Speaker 2: I know they're doing what they normally do, like you know,

2127
01:51:39,000 --> 01:51:40,680
Speaker 2: and they open up a rock and roll hall fame

2128
01:51:40,760 --> 01:51:43,719
Speaker 2: there in Cleveland. They put in all them old bands.

2129
01:51:45,320 --> 01:51:47,560
Speaker 2: But there's so many you know, they're gonna put in

2130
01:51:47,640 --> 01:51:50,960
Speaker 2: August Wilson, They're gonna put in people who should be in.

2131
01:51:51,160 --> 01:51:55,840
Speaker 2: Michael Keaton, my Shield Keaton, all right, but there are

2132
01:51:55,960 --> 01:51:58,559
Speaker 2: so many people could go on at Pittsburgh Walk of Fame.

2133
01:52:00,200 --> 01:52:03,479
Speaker 2: How about one for fries on salad. Hey, you put

2134
01:52:03,520 --> 01:52:05,960
Speaker 2: a star up there for French fries on salad. How

2135
01:52:05,960 --> 01:52:10,120
Speaker 2: about that about Christina Aguilera, Sure, she's from way up

2136
01:52:10,120 --> 01:52:13,840
Speaker 2: in the suburbs. She's from Wexford. That CONTs. How about

2137
01:52:13,920 --> 01:52:19,559
Speaker 2: Mac Miller, rip Mac? What about who else? Who else

2138
01:52:19,600 --> 01:52:22,920
Speaker 2: from Pittsburgh? Rab Dan Marino, Why isn't he on the

2139
01:52:23,000 --> 01:52:23,759
Speaker 2: wak of Fame.

2140
01:52:25,160 --> 01:52:25,559
Speaker 5: From there?

2141
01:52:25,800 --> 01:52:25,960
Speaker 11: Well?

2142
01:52:26,120 --> 01:52:30,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, the area? Howard Stern's wife, she's from Fox Chapel,

2143
01:52:30,560 --> 01:52:31,320
Speaker 2: little rich girl.

2144
01:52:32,560 --> 01:52:33,000
Speaker 8: Put her on.

2145
01:52:33,160 --> 01:52:37,479
Speaker 2: Mark Cuban, he's from again suburban Mount Lebanon. But that's

2146
01:52:37,520 --> 01:52:43,640
Speaker 2: the area. I had a hats there. Where's Khalifa Man

2147
01:52:43,680 --> 01:52:46,040
Speaker 2: who played drums on this? I'm looking that up now.

2148
01:52:47,320 --> 01:52:50,000
Speaker 2: The groove is so good. Dame Marino played drums on

2149
01:52:50,080 --> 01:52:54,240
Speaker 2: his route. What are you talking about? Ralph McDonald Hey,

2150
01:52:55,720 --> 01:53:00,360
Speaker 2: all right, Actually no, Harvey Mason. Sorry, Oh, Harvey Mason's amazing, yep.

2151
01:53:00,640 --> 01:53:03,759
Speaker 2: Ralph McDonald was percussion. Harvey Mason played on me. Harvey

2152
01:53:03,880 --> 01:53:06,880
Speaker 2: Mason was Herbie Hancock's drummer for a long time. He

2153
01:53:06,960 --> 01:53:09,320
Speaker 2: was in a band called four Play Bill Withers two,

2154
01:53:09,800 --> 01:53:15,040
Speaker 2: very very clever wordplay there fo U r play. I

2155
01:53:15,120 --> 01:53:18,000
Speaker 2: think it was him and Lee Rittenaur. For the very

2156
01:53:18,120 --> 01:53:20,320
Speaker 2: brief period of time that I was working on the

2157
01:53:20,439 --> 01:53:24,160
Speaker 2: sales side of radio in Chicago, I was selling for

2158
01:53:24,280 --> 01:53:27,120
Speaker 2: a smooth jazz station run They had been on the

2159
01:53:27,160 --> 01:53:30,800
Speaker 2: air in Chicago for forty years. It was wnua's ninety

2160
01:53:30,880 --> 01:53:34,560
Speaker 2: five point five, and it was not it was a

2161
01:53:34,760 --> 01:53:37,679
Speaker 2: former iteration of this company. Now it's a rock station.

2162
01:53:39,320 --> 01:53:43,240
Speaker 2: But when it was smooth jazz, they killed it. And

2163
01:53:43,439 --> 01:53:46,760
Speaker 2: so you know, I'd be at my desk and they'd

2164
01:53:46,840 --> 01:53:49,720
Speaker 2: have the station piped in, and I'd be here in

2165
01:53:49,840 --> 01:53:53,559
Speaker 2: breezon and I'd be here and you turn your love around?

2166
01:53:54,280 --> 01:53:57,400
Speaker 12: Would they play a lot of songs from that famous

2167
01:53:57,640 --> 01:53:59,799
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, saxophone guy.

2168
01:54:01,200 --> 01:54:03,519
Speaker 2: From Dave Kaz No, why am I still the other one?

2169
01:54:03,560 --> 01:54:05,280
Speaker 2: I can't think of his name. You're thinking to Kenny g.

2170
01:54:09,880 --> 01:54:13,240
Speaker 2: But yeah, they would play Herbie Hancock and you know

2171
01:54:14,479 --> 01:54:18,880
Speaker 2: all that stuff. But Harvey Mason is amazing. These old

2172
01:54:19,000 --> 01:54:22,320
Speaker 2: guys that can still play right, Bernard Purdy, Harvey Mason,

2173
01:54:23,439 --> 01:54:27,000
Speaker 2: Billy Cobham, these guys that are so good they barely move.

2174
01:54:27,439 --> 01:54:28,960
Speaker 2: You know, my drum teacher told me when I was

2175
01:54:28,960 --> 01:54:30,400
Speaker 2: starting out, He's like, it's all on the wrist.

2176
01:54:31,040 --> 01:54:31,439
Speaker 5: He goes.

2177
01:54:31,600 --> 01:54:34,520
Speaker 2: You can depending on what you're playing, he goes. Obviously

2178
01:54:34,600 --> 01:54:36,720
Speaker 2: you get some power behind you or whatever. He goes,

2179
01:54:36,800 --> 01:54:39,280
Speaker 2: and there's people who are gesticulating all over the place,

2180
01:54:39,320 --> 01:54:40,960
Speaker 2: but he goes. But when you're right there in the pocket,

2181
01:54:41,200 --> 01:54:43,200
Speaker 2: if that's what you're playing, he goes. It's all on

2182
01:54:43,280 --> 01:54:45,120
Speaker 2: the wrist, he goes. You don't even have to move

2183
01:54:45,200 --> 01:54:46,960
Speaker 2: any other part of your arm. So when you watch

2184
01:54:47,000 --> 01:54:50,720
Speaker 2: guys like Harvey Mason are just sitting there playing, God damn.

2185
01:54:53,120 --> 01:54:55,720
Speaker 2: So put Donnie Iris on at Pittsburg Walk of Fame.

2186
01:54:57,680 --> 01:55:02,240
Speaker 2: They put the Clarks on there too. All right, call

2187
01:55:02,360 --> 01:55:04,800
Speaker 2: them up, I'll talk to them. Put all those Pittsburgh

2188
01:55:04,880 --> 01:55:10,600
Speaker 2: bands in there, Buzz Poets and new Invisible Joy and

2189
01:55:11,040 --> 01:55:13,080
Speaker 2: who are all those old bands in there? Get him

2190
01:55:13,080 --> 01:55:23,280
Speaker 2: in there the affordable floors. He's so stupid. Oh hey, Calves, tonight,

2191
01:55:23,400 --> 01:55:27,640
Speaker 2: how about that? You've waited long enough fair to Midland

2192
01:55:27,680 --> 01:55:30,920
Speaker 2: results in those preseason games. But they're starting up tonight

2193
01:55:31,040 --> 01:55:36,040
Speaker 2: in New York. Why not start at the top, baby, Calves.

2194
01:55:36,120 --> 01:55:40,480
Speaker 2: Next tonight seven o'clock at Madison Square Garden. I think

2195
01:55:40,520 --> 01:55:44,000
Speaker 2: that's where the next play. They used to play across

2196
01:55:44,000 --> 01:55:46,200
Speaker 2: the tree at the Paramount Theater. Trouble is, you know,

2197
01:55:46,280 --> 01:55:48,800
Speaker 2: they'd have all these shows and it with those chairs

2198
01:55:48,840 --> 01:55:51,200
Speaker 2: would really get in the way, and so they moved

2199
01:55:51,280 --> 01:55:55,040
Speaker 2: them over to Madison Square Garden. Anyway, seven o'clock tip

2200
01:55:55,080 --> 01:56:00,160
Speaker 2: off tonight, six thirty pre game here on WMMS. Can

2201
01:56:00,200 --> 01:56:02,840
Speaker 2: also listen on the iHeartRadio app. Friday night, they will

2202
01:56:02,880 --> 01:56:04,880
Speaker 2: still be in the Empire State. They'll be playing the

2203
01:56:04,920 --> 01:56:08,120
Speaker 2: nets in Brooklyn and then Sunday night, come home to

2204
01:56:08,160 --> 01:56:11,600
Speaker 2: the friendly confines of what is now known as the

2205
01:56:11,720 --> 01:56:17,320
Speaker 2: Rocket Arena. I saw a funny thing the onion posted

2206
01:56:17,400 --> 01:56:22,120
Speaker 2: I shared today. Jannis woke up three foot two. There's

2207
01:56:22,120 --> 01:56:25,160
Speaker 2: a it's a great visual. He like freaking it's it's

2208
01:56:25,320 --> 01:56:29,880
Speaker 2: janis Nto Kokumpo. Yeah, of the Milwaukee Bucks. Yeah, that's

2209
01:56:29,920 --> 01:56:34,000
Speaker 2: where they phrased it, but it said, yeah, yah, Yannis

2210
01:56:34,000 --> 01:56:37,120
Speaker 2: panicking after waking up three foot two. You just see

2211
01:56:37,160 --> 01:56:38,360
Speaker 2: his pajamas all the way down.

2212
01:56:38,440 --> 01:56:38,880
Speaker 4: It's great.

2213
01:56:39,080 --> 01:56:39,280
Speaker 8: Yeah.

2214
01:56:40,240 --> 01:56:43,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, the onion the best. Pretty good.

2215
01:56:45,520 --> 01:56:45,680
Speaker 20: Oh.

2216
01:56:45,920 --> 01:56:49,240
Speaker 2: People who are emailing me about stickers, just make sure

2217
01:56:49,280 --> 01:56:51,200
Speaker 2: I'm getting a whole new batch in and when I

2218
01:56:51,320 --> 01:56:54,440
Speaker 2: get those in. I mailed out a handful of envelopes

2219
01:56:54,480 --> 01:56:57,040
Speaker 2: this morning, but then I am out of stickers. I

2220
01:56:57,120 --> 01:56:59,560
Speaker 2: am having a new batch. I think it's being delivered today.

2221
01:56:59,760 --> 01:57:03,080
Speaker 2: So anytime, because people will hit me up, they go, hey,

2222
01:57:03,120 --> 01:57:05,360
Speaker 2: we're traveling, we want to be tagging places and we'll

2223
01:57:05,400 --> 01:57:08,240
Speaker 2: send you pictures. And I always appreciate that. You certainly

2224
01:57:08,280 --> 01:57:09,760
Speaker 2: don't have to do that, but I like it. But

2225
01:57:11,080 --> 01:57:13,360
Speaker 2: so I'm always happy to mail out Alan cock Show stickers.

2226
01:57:14,120 --> 01:57:20,600
Speaker 2: Just email me with your address. It's that simple. Good luck.

2227
01:57:22,040 --> 01:57:26,320
Speaker 2: I got an email from Alan. He said, you guys

2228
01:57:26,360 --> 01:57:28,560
Speaker 2: have been playing you know, we're a wash in the

2229
01:57:28,840 --> 01:57:32,720
Speaker 2: AI slop songs and the popular ones now are like

2230
01:57:32,840 --> 01:57:35,560
Speaker 2: what if this song was a soul song from the seventies,

2231
01:57:36,320 --> 01:57:38,760
Speaker 2: and there isn't a single song that isn't instantly. Even

2232
01:57:38,760 --> 01:57:40,800
Speaker 2: if it's the greatest song in the world, it's still

2233
01:57:41,520 --> 01:57:44,960
Speaker 2: still improved by turning it into a seventies funk or

2234
01:57:45,080 --> 01:57:50,080
Speaker 2: soul song. Have you heard move bitch by Ludicrous? What

2235
01:57:50,240 --> 01:57:55,080
Speaker 2: Alan said? No, let me find it.

2236
01:58:13,080 --> 01:58:15,320
Speaker 5: I'm about to puncho Lisa.

2237
01:58:15,960 --> 01:58:18,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right to stop it because then, of course

2238
01:58:18,080 --> 01:58:21,520
Speaker 2: it starts plopping in the f bombs. But thank you

2239
01:58:21,640 --> 01:58:24,640
Speaker 2: Allan for sending that. But yeah, we are awash and

2240
01:58:24,720 --> 01:58:27,240
Speaker 2: that kind of stuff. Now, I don't know if accounts

2241
01:58:27,280 --> 01:58:28,920
Speaker 2: that do that, I don't know if they make money.

2242
01:58:29,800 --> 01:58:31,320
Speaker 2: I sent you a couple of what we were talking

2243
01:58:31,360 --> 01:58:34,200
Speaker 2: about yesterday with the chiropractor throwing old ladies into the wall.

2244
01:58:34,440 --> 01:58:36,840
Speaker 2: I don't know why that is such a recurring theme.

2245
01:58:37,600 --> 01:58:40,400
Speaker 2: This sona site that's making cranking out so much of

2246
01:58:40,480 --> 01:58:43,320
Speaker 2: this AI and so now there's accounts that are devoted

2247
01:58:43,400 --> 01:58:47,040
Speaker 2: solely to that. He's like, oh, you landed in another room. Yeah,

2248
01:58:48,360 --> 01:58:54,480
Speaker 2: And kind of concurrent with the proliferation of those are

2249
01:58:54,640 --> 01:59:00,160
Speaker 2: the AI girls on only fans. And I think it's

2250
01:59:00,200 --> 01:59:04,280
Speaker 2: pretty safe to say guys don't care. They don't care

2251
01:59:04,320 --> 01:59:07,600
Speaker 2: if those girls are real. And so there are companies

2252
01:59:07,640 --> 01:59:12,760
Speaker 2: now that are like dabbling in AI influencers because people

2253
01:59:12,800 --> 01:59:16,440
Speaker 2: will follow them too. So I think the initial burst

2254
01:59:16,600 --> 01:59:20,360
Speaker 2: of the whole AI influencer thing, it's novel to people

2255
01:59:20,480 --> 01:59:24,600
Speaker 2: and it's interesting. So yeah, they'll get millions of followers,

2256
01:59:24,640 --> 01:59:26,200
Speaker 2: and then that company will make a little bit of

2257
01:59:26,280 --> 01:59:31,120
Speaker 2: money with an AI influencer. But it'll come back around

2258
01:59:31,200 --> 01:59:33,000
Speaker 2: and people will be like, I don't really care, Like

2259
01:59:33,320 --> 01:59:37,000
Speaker 2: it was interesting or fun at first. But there are

2260
01:59:37,520 --> 01:59:43,480
Speaker 2: girls on OnlyFans who are AI, and it's not really obvious.

2261
01:59:43,560 --> 01:59:45,480
Speaker 2: You know, there are some people who are very easily

2262
01:59:45,600 --> 01:59:49,520
Speaker 2: taken by AI, most of us. I think if you

2263
01:59:49,640 --> 01:59:54,120
Speaker 2: give it an extra second and look at those things

2264
01:59:54,200 --> 01:59:56,560
Speaker 2: with the discerning eye, you'll figure it out. But it

2265
01:59:56,640 --> 01:59:58,560
Speaker 2: is getting better and better all the time. So I mean,

2266
01:59:58,600 --> 02:00:01,160
Speaker 2: you just cast your mind back to and we first

2267
02:00:01,480 --> 02:00:05,000
Speaker 2: started seeing AI stuff, Right, you could instantly tell people

2268
02:00:05,160 --> 02:00:07,040
Speaker 2: it was the fingers, I remember, it was the hands

2269
02:00:07,200 --> 02:00:09,120
Speaker 2: was the biggest hurdle for a while. You could tell

2270
02:00:09,160 --> 02:00:12,560
Speaker 2: immediately because it couldn't render words, right. That's still kind

2271
02:00:12,640 --> 02:00:15,000
Speaker 2: of the thing. You know, there's people making all kinds

2272
02:00:15,000 --> 02:00:19,960
Speaker 2: of like AI, you know, like slagging magadopes and things

2273
02:00:20,040 --> 02:00:22,080
Speaker 2: like that. They can never get the words right. On

2274
02:00:22,160 --> 02:00:25,040
Speaker 2: the hat used to be the fingers you'd see like,

2275
02:00:25,160 --> 02:00:27,760
Speaker 2: oh they've got eight fingers, and that's how you can tell. Well,

2276
02:00:27,800 --> 02:00:30,400
Speaker 2: they're figuring the hands out, starting to figure the words out.

2277
02:00:31,200 --> 02:00:34,800
Speaker 2: But I don't think that guys or gay women care

2278
02:00:35,040 --> 02:00:36,640
Speaker 2: if the girl and only fans is AI.

2279
02:00:36,960 --> 02:00:37,000
Speaker 9: No.

2280
02:00:37,960 --> 02:00:41,760
Speaker 2: What sucks is all of the hard working sex workers

2281
02:00:42,360 --> 02:00:45,960
Speaker 2: who are not AI, the carbon based flesh and blood,

2282
02:00:46,520 --> 02:00:53,840
Speaker 2: hard working women who are making a living by doing

2283
02:00:54,360 --> 02:00:57,360
Speaker 2: all manner of things for money. And good for them.

2284
02:00:57,680 --> 02:00:58,960
Speaker 2: This is America after all.

2285
02:01:00,520 --> 02:01:01,640
Speaker 21: And you know.

2286
02:01:03,800 --> 02:01:06,840
Speaker 2: An AI girl and only fans, she doesn't have to

2287
02:01:06,880 --> 02:01:12,120
Speaker 2: worry about pesky things like prolapse rob. You know a

2288
02:01:12,200 --> 02:01:15,160
Speaker 2: lot of these girls on OnlyFans. They are earning their money.

2289
02:01:15,280 --> 02:01:21,320
Speaker 2: The bigger the better, Yes, earning their money. So if

2290
02:01:21,600 --> 02:01:24,480
Speaker 2: you have the opportunity, I would say to people who

2291
02:01:24,600 --> 02:01:31,520
Speaker 2: frequent OnlyFans, if you have the opportunity to financially support

2292
02:01:32,720 --> 02:01:35,160
Speaker 2: a performer sex worker, whatever you want to call him,

2293
02:01:35,880 --> 02:01:38,080
Speaker 2: see two that they're a human. You know, I know

2294
02:01:38,280 --> 02:01:41,800
Speaker 2: visually might not care. AI porn is going to be

2295
02:01:41,880 --> 02:01:45,720
Speaker 2: a sea change in that industry because you know, it's

2296
02:01:45,720 --> 02:01:47,960
Speaker 2: already kind of getting there. They're like, here's a girl

2297
02:01:48,000 --> 02:01:50,960
Speaker 2: and you can make her do anything. So it's it's

2298
02:01:51,080 --> 02:01:57,080
Speaker 2: nirvana for in cells quite frankly, but everybody else who

2299
02:01:57,160 --> 02:02:01,840
Speaker 2: might be merely curious. Listen, Rob, I'm not a huge

2300
02:02:02,000 --> 02:02:07,160
Speaker 2: porn consumer, never have been. However, I won't lie to you.

2301
02:02:07,520 --> 02:02:10,080
Speaker 2: I'm partial to flood and take two.

2302
02:02:11,320 --> 02:02:12,120
Speaker 5: You need to you need to?

2303
02:02:12,320 --> 02:02:14,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, please fresh copy of the script. Yep, all right here,

2304
02:02:16,120 --> 02:02:19,960
Speaker 2: you start me on page twenty six. Let me know

2305
02:02:19,960 --> 02:02:20,480
Speaker 2: when you're ready.

2306
02:02:20,480 --> 02:02:20,840
Speaker 5: I'm ready.

2307
02:02:20,840 --> 02:02:24,080
Speaker 2: All right, three two one. I will lie to you, Rob.

2308
02:02:24,240 --> 02:02:29,200
Speaker 2: I am partial to flesh and blood women. Yeah, that's

2309
02:02:29,200 --> 02:02:29,800
Speaker 2: it worth waiting for.

2310
02:02:29,920 --> 02:02:31,080
Speaker 5: Women's so good.

2311
02:02:32,640 --> 02:02:34,840
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it more time. No, I think we

2312
02:02:34,960 --> 02:02:38,040
Speaker 2: got it just for safety. I think we got that one.

2313
02:02:40,480 --> 02:02:42,840
Speaker 5: For editing. LA makes sense. We put it together.

2314
02:02:43,320 --> 02:02:45,520
Speaker 2: I got a photo earlier from Melanie when I was

2315
02:02:45,600 --> 02:02:48,200
Speaker 2: talking about these were the people that I upgraded to

2316
02:02:48,400 --> 02:02:50,600
Speaker 2: third row for kiss. She sent me. She goes, this

2317
02:02:50,720 --> 02:02:53,640
Speaker 2: is my favorite photo and it's her like she can

2318
02:02:53,960 --> 02:02:57,560
Speaker 2: you know, feel Gene Simmons sweat. They're in the third

2319
02:02:57,680 --> 02:03:00,200
Speaker 2: row and they did their farewell. Sure, Yeah, at the

2320
02:03:00,280 --> 02:03:03,600
Speaker 2: rocket Arena a few years ago. Since today is kiss

2321
02:03:03,680 --> 02:03:06,880
Speaker 2: Day in Cleveland, because this was the date the very

2322
02:03:06,960 --> 02:03:10,680
Speaker 2: last show that they did at the then Romo Fijo.

2323
02:03:12,840 --> 02:03:14,400
Speaker 2: But I was I was looking at a thing, and

2324
02:03:14,440 --> 02:03:17,320
Speaker 2: I've talked about this. I go to most shows. I

2325
02:03:17,400 --> 02:03:19,480
Speaker 2: go to a lot of shows. I go to most

2326
02:03:19,520 --> 02:03:22,840
Speaker 2: of them by myself. But apparently you're a loser if

2327
02:03:22,880 --> 02:03:24,800
Speaker 2: you do this. This is what I'm hearing. If you

2328
02:03:24,960 --> 02:03:29,080
Speaker 2: do this, it means you are a loser. I don't

2329
02:03:29,120 --> 02:03:32,400
Speaker 2: think so, I don't care if that's but that's what

2330
02:03:32,520 --> 02:03:36,400
Speaker 2: I heard. If you go to shows by yourself, you're

2331
02:03:36,440 --> 02:03:38,760
Speaker 2: a loser. Except more and more people are doing this

2332
02:03:39,280 --> 02:03:42,120
Speaker 2: for the very reasons I've talked about. You get to

2333
02:03:42,320 --> 02:03:47,520
Speaker 2: dip in and dip out whenever you want. But ticket

2334
02:03:47,600 --> 02:03:50,560
Speaker 2: brokers and promoters are noticing that there's a huge since

2335
02:03:50,600 --> 02:03:55,080
Speaker 2: the pandemic. So there are echoes of people being like, well,

2336
02:03:55,080 --> 02:03:57,480
Speaker 2: I want to do stuff, but I'm not super comfortable

2337
02:03:57,520 --> 02:03:59,840
Speaker 2: around other people. Blah blah blah. Now the irony is

2338
02:03:59,880 --> 02:04:02,360
Speaker 2: you end up in a crowd full of people. So

2339
02:04:02,520 --> 02:04:08,720
Speaker 2: it can't all be waves of the pandemic, but more

2340
02:04:08,840 --> 02:04:12,840
Speaker 2: and more people, whether it's shows, festivals, I don't know

2341
02:04:12,920 --> 02:04:16,000
Speaker 2: that I would go to a festival by myself, because

2342
02:04:16,040 --> 02:04:19,720
Speaker 2: that is contingent on You got to do that if

2343
02:04:19,800 --> 02:04:22,880
Speaker 2: you're like planning on making new friends. And I don't

2344
02:04:22,880 --> 02:04:26,440
Speaker 2: necessarily need that. I mean, it is a little easier

2345
02:04:26,520 --> 02:04:29,920
Speaker 2: for me because I know people are going to come

2346
02:04:30,000 --> 02:04:34,080
Speaker 2: up to me. We kind of do have that that

2347
02:04:34,200 --> 02:04:37,040
Speaker 2: little added benefit. I guess for people, if you're looking

2348
02:04:37,080 --> 02:04:39,720
Speaker 2: for interaction, right, I'll have people will come up to

2349
02:04:39,800 --> 02:04:42,000
Speaker 2: me and say hi or whatever. So I'm not going

2350
02:04:42,040 --> 02:04:44,800
Speaker 2: in ice cold. But I go to most shows by myself.

2351
02:04:45,080 --> 02:04:48,400
Speaker 2: A most people don't want to go to death metal

2352
02:04:48,440 --> 02:04:50,440
Speaker 2: shows with me. I'm not going to drag anybody to

2353
02:04:50,520 --> 02:04:51,800
Speaker 2: a show they don't want to be a part of.

2354
02:04:52,560 --> 02:04:56,400
Speaker 2: So I go to lotos by myself. Melissa got me

2355
02:04:56,440 --> 02:04:58,200
Speaker 2: to go out this past weekend. We went to dinner

2356
02:04:58,240 --> 02:05:00,960
Speaker 2: with a new couple that I've never even met. So

2357
02:05:01,040 --> 02:05:04,440
Speaker 2: I was pretty proud of myself. Wasn't starved for conversation.

2358
02:05:04,600 --> 02:05:07,720
Speaker 2: I was a I did pre drink a little, but

2359
02:05:07,920 --> 02:05:12,040
Speaker 2: it was fine. I did great, uh and I'm pretty

2360
02:05:12,080 --> 02:05:18,640
Speaker 2: damn happy with myself. Out She got you to go out?

2361
02:05:18,960 --> 02:05:21,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, under duress? She said, do you want to

2362
02:05:21,120 --> 02:05:23,360
Speaker 2: make plans with so and so, And I said you

2363
02:05:23,480 --> 02:05:24,560
Speaker 2: know what. You said nope.

2364
02:05:24,720 --> 02:05:26,120
Speaker 5: I said you know what? Yes?

2365
02:05:26,760 --> 02:05:28,760
Speaker 2: And she looked at me like I had seventeen heads

2366
02:05:29,440 --> 02:05:31,760
Speaker 2: and she said sure, you called her bluff And I

2367
02:05:31,880 --> 02:05:34,720
Speaker 2: said yes. And she said, okay, what gonna be funny

2368
02:05:34,720 --> 02:05:36,480
Speaker 2: if she didn't want to? And she was asking, you

2369
02:05:36,520 --> 02:05:38,560
Speaker 2: just wanted to me and Rob doesn't want to go

2370
02:05:38,600 --> 02:05:41,640
Speaker 2: out again? Yeah, she was doing She was doing her diligence,

2371
02:05:41,800 --> 02:05:44,200
Speaker 2: assuming you would say no, he's such a dick, he

2372
02:05:44,240 --> 02:05:46,400
Speaker 2: doesn't never want to do anything. Every fifth time. You

2373
02:05:46,480 --> 02:05:48,480
Speaker 2: got to say yes and keep her under toes. Yeah,

2374
02:05:48,480 --> 02:05:49,840
Speaker 2: we ended up we went out and then we went

2375
02:05:49,880 --> 02:05:52,600
Speaker 2: out for drinks after two different places. Oh, I'm telling

2376
02:05:52,640 --> 02:05:54,920
Speaker 2: you man. I was like, Yo, never follows a hippie

2377
02:05:54,960 --> 02:05:57,840
Speaker 2: to a second location, Rob, you're following brand new people.

2378
02:05:57,920 --> 02:06:00,440
Speaker 2: The second I was, I was, I was a man

2379
02:06:00,520 --> 02:06:03,600
Speaker 2: about town. Were you guys bouncing around the square there

2380
02:06:03,640 --> 02:06:04,160
Speaker 2: in Madonna?

2381
02:06:04,320 --> 02:06:04,520
Speaker 18: Yeah?

2382
02:06:04,560 --> 02:06:07,040
Speaker 2: We had dinner at uh one place and then we

2383
02:06:07,160 --> 02:06:10,480
Speaker 2: walked up and had a margarita at an place. Do

2384
02:06:10,640 --> 02:06:12,480
Speaker 2: they have a little martini spot there? I haven't been

2385
02:06:12,520 --> 02:06:14,480
Speaker 2: to the Bnina Square in a minute. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,

2386
02:06:14,560 --> 02:06:16,200
Speaker 2: there's a whole bunch of new stuff going into the

2387
02:06:16,800 --> 02:06:19,760
Speaker 2: big hotel and U Now is this just a fore

2388
02:06:19,840 --> 02:06:21,440
Speaker 2: top or was this a four top?

2389
02:06:21,680 --> 02:06:21,880
Speaker 5: Yeah?

2390
02:06:22,440 --> 02:06:26,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at me, man making conversation? Oh yeah, yeah yeah.

2391
02:06:27,240 --> 02:06:29,480
Speaker 2: Now is it mostly them asking you about what you

2392
02:06:29,560 --> 02:06:30,160
Speaker 2: do for a living?

2393
02:06:30,560 --> 02:06:30,600
Speaker 9: Not?

2394
02:06:30,840 --> 02:06:32,560
Speaker 12: I mean it did come up, we talked. I mean

2395
02:06:32,560 --> 02:06:35,720
Speaker 12: they knew, but it was not that really. There wasn't

2396
02:06:35,720 --> 02:06:37,839
Speaker 12: a which is what I liked, I think about the conversation.

2397
02:06:37,880 --> 02:06:39,200
Speaker 12: So these were very little about me.

2398
02:06:39,400 --> 02:06:41,400
Speaker 2: Was this a couple that your wife had met but

2399
02:06:41,480 --> 02:06:45,440
Speaker 2: you hadn't met. No, so our daughters are friends. Oh okay,

2400
02:06:45,600 --> 02:06:49,080
Speaker 2: so Calie, my youngest, and their daughter close. You had

2401
02:06:49,120 --> 02:06:51,480
Speaker 2: some connective tissue here. Yeah, this is the first you

2402
02:06:51,560 --> 02:06:53,280
Speaker 2: knew them. This is the first time you had gone

2403
02:06:53,320 --> 02:06:55,920
Speaker 2: out socially with them. Correct, gotcha? And there was There

2404
02:06:56,000 --> 02:06:59,760
Speaker 2: was a lot more in common than I had probably

2405
02:07:00,080 --> 02:07:04,680
Speaker 2: previously thought too. So conversation wasn't It wasn't a difficult thing.

2406
02:07:04,720 --> 02:07:07,160
Speaker 2: It was Tell me, man, I was felt good about

2407
02:07:07,160 --> 02:07:08,680
Speaker 2: myself that whole next day. I'm like, look at that

2408
02:07:09,240 --> 02:07:11,000
Speaker 2: I went out. I wasn't a miserable son of a

2409
02:07:11,080 --> 02:07:13,560
Speaker 2: bitch the entire time. I wasn't looking at Melissa giving

2410
02:07:13,560 --> 02:07:17,000
Speaker 2: it up. I want of your eyes the entire time. Now,

2411
02:07:17,120 --> 02:07:23,240
Speaker 2: when the conversation invariably turns to the lifestyle, do you

2412
02:07:23,360 --> 02:07:24,760
Speaker 2: go to yours or theirs?

2413
02:07:25,680 --> 02:07:25,880
Speaker 4: Yeah?

2414
02:07:25,960 --> 02:07:27,960
Speaker 2: Thankfully that we didn't get to that part yet. Maybe

2415
02:07:28,000 --> 02:07:30,640
Speaker 2: in your next hangout. There was no talk of swapping.

2416
02:07:30,760 --> 02:07:32,320
Speaker 5: There was no talk of swappings.

2417
02:07:32,800 --> 02:07:33,640
Speaker 2: Well that's a bummer.

2418
02:07:33,680 --> 02:07:34,160
Speaker 9: No, it was.

2419
02:07:34,640 --> 02:07:34,880
Speaker 2: It was.

2420
02:07:35,040 --> 02:07:37,560
Speaker 5: It was all on the up and up. It was nice.

2421
02:07:37,800 --> 02:07:40,920
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, man, look at me. Could have could have

2422
02:07:41,000 --> 02:07:41,920
Speaker 2: been more up and up.

2423
02:07:42,480 --> 02:07:44,840
Speaker 5: I get it. I see what you're doing.

2424
02:07:47,080 --> 02:07:49,120
Speaker 2: All right, Well that's good, that's great.

2425
02:07:49,320 --> 02:07:50,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah I was.

2426
02:07:51,480 --> 02:07:56,320
Speaker 2: I was proud of myself my efforts. Did your wife

2427
02:07:56,680 --> 02:07:59,000
Speaker 2: take the time to thank you in a particular way

2428
02:07:59,080 --> 02:08:02,480
Speaker 2: when you got houl Come on, no, no, Well then

2429
02:08:02,640 --> 02:08:05,280
Speaker 2: what is the payoff for you? I think make a

2430
02:08:05,400 --> 02:08:05,880
Speaker 2: new friend.

2431
02:08:06,000 --> 02:08:07,720
Speaker 12: I think she was just happy that she had a

2432
02:08:07,800 --> 02:08:09,920
Speaker 12: human as a husband for a night and I was

2433
02:08:09,960 --> 02:08:13,480
Speaker 12: probably overrated. Yeah, she was like, oh, so this is

2434
02:08:13,520 --> 02:08:15,440
Speaker 12: what it's like to be around people and not have

2435
02:08:15,560 --> 02:08:17,320
Speaker 12: to deal with a pain in the ass husband all

2436
02:08:17,360 --> 02:08:17,640
Speaker 12: the time.

2437
02:08:18,040 --> 02:08:19,600
Speaker 5: You know who your man is.

2438
02:08:20,200 --> 02:08:22,480
Speaker 2: I know every woman knows who her man is, and

2439
02:08:22,520 --> 02:08:24,120
Speaker 2: every man knows who his woman is.

2440
02:08:24,240 --> 02:08:27,040
Speaker 12: It still must be nice, thine when like you don't

2441
02:08:27,120 --> 02:08:29,960
Speaker 12: have to worry, like, oh god, because I'm sure she

2442
02:08:30,240 --> 02:08:33,920
Speaker 12: was puckered through like the first hour, you know, like,

2443
02:08:33,960 --> 02:08:35,520
Speaker 12: oh god, he's gonna want to leave right now as

2444
02:08:35,520 --> 02:08:36,040
Speaker 12: soon as we sat.

2445
02:08:36,080 --> 02:08:37,680
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you meant like she I'm like, she's

2446
02:08:37,680 --> 02:08:40,040
Speaker 2: got to know you're not going to like say something weird. No,

2447
02:08:40,200 --> 02:08:41,920
Speaker 2: but she thought you were going to get antsy right

2448
02:08:41,960 --> 02:08:45,000
Speaker 2: away right away? Yeah, like can we at least finish dinner? Yeah,

2449
02:08:45,040 --> 02:08:48,920
Speaker 2: but but you said you kind of what pregained a

2450
02:08:49,000 --> 02:08:51,920
Speaker 2: little bit, taken a bit off, And then I went

2451
02:08:52,080 --> 02:08:55,240
Speaker 2: the like I get that to me would be a

2452
02:08:55,280 --> 02:08:58,320
Speaker 2: gummy situation. So well, if I ate them, you know

2453
02:08:58,320 --> 02:09:00,920
Speaker 2: what I mean, And if I if I up cross fading,

2454
02:09:00,960 --> 02:09:01,480
Speaker 2: I'm a wreck.

2455
02:09:01,560 --> 02:09:03,880
Speaker 12: I can't I can't do that. I want to stay

2456
02:09:03,920 --> 02:09:08,560
Speaker 12: with one thing. And I was I was just I

2457
02:09:08,720 --> 02:09:12,480
Speaker 12: was annoyed that I that I said yes for like

2458
02:09:12,560 --> 02:09:14,200
Speaker 12: ten minutes. And that's how I knew I was going

2459
02:09:14,280 --> 02:09:17,640
Speaker 12: to be fine, because usually I'm miserable right up until

2460
02:09:17,640 --> 02:09:18,480
Speaker 12: the second we pull up.

2461
02:09:18,440 --> 02:09:20,040
Speaker 2: To the place, and I'm like, it's a sonable bitch.

2462
02:09:20,080 --> 02:09:20,720
Speaker 5: I just want to home.

2463
02:09:20,800 --> 02:09:23,680
Speaker 2: Watching TV and then I didn't do any of that,

2464
02:09:23,840 --> 02:09:25,200
Speaker 2: just like at home. I was like, I kind of

2465
02:09:25,240 --> 02:09:26,800
Speaker 2: wish I just didn't say that, but I didn't say

2466
02:09:26,800 --> 02:09:30,480
Speaker 2: anything out loud. It was fun, man, I was really surprised.

2467
02:09:30,640 --> 02:09:30,880
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2468
02:09:31,720 --> 02:09:35,680
Speaker 2: Well, and also that Madina Square you can get a

2469
02:09:35,720 --> 02:09:38,120
Speaker 2: lot done, so you're kind of confined. You're not getting

2470
02:09:38,200 --> 02:09:39,840
Speaker 2: the car, you know, driving somewhere, you know what I mean?

2471
02:09:39,920 --> 02:09:41,960
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, no, it help someone and there was they

2472
02:09:42,000 --> 02:09:44,800
Speaker 12: opened up a really cool new place that's kind of

2473
02:09:44,880 --> 02:09:48,960
Speaker 12: like a downstairs sort of speakeasy vibe. They're building a

2474
02:09:49,040 --> 02:09:51,520
Speaker 12: new hotel, so they're bringing in a lot of stuff

2475
02:09:51,640 --> 02:09:53,920
Speaker 12: to Madina, which is kind of cool, you know, because

2476
02:09:53,960 --> 02:09:57,240
Speaker 12: it's not all just like the crappy food pubs, you

2477
02:09:57,280 --> 02:09:58,600
Speaker 12: know what I mean, Like there's a lot of like

2478
02:09:58,680 --> 02:09:59,280
Speaker 12: stuff to do.

2479
02:10:00,600 --> 02:10:03,600
Speaker 2: No disrespect to the crappy food pub which is right

2480
02:10:03,640 --> 02:10:05,200
Speaker 2: down there in it's exactly what it's called.

2481
02:10:05,360 --> 02:10:07,520
Speaker 12: Yeah, there's a stub, but but you know what I mean,

2482
02:10:07,640 --> 02:10:10,040
Speaker 12: like in a bar food type pubs, which is there's

2483
02:10:10,080 --> 02:10:12,440
Speaker 12: there's always a place for I go to them, but

2484
02:10:12,560 --> 02:10:15,800
Speaker 12: sometimes you want something a little nicer than you know,

2485
02:10:16,440 --> 02:10:20,800
Speaker 12: but a beer and a hot doog understood. So I

2486
02:10:22,000 --> 02:10:25,240
Speaker 12: one place I do have to say, they try to, like,

2487
02:10:25,360 --> 02:10:27,480
Speaker 12: you know, be bigger than what they are kind of thing.

2488
02:10:27,880 --> 02:10:30,520
Speaker 12: And I ordered a martini. Do you want to name

2489
02:10:30,640 --> 02:10:33,040
Speaker 12: check them or no? Okay, all right, but I wanted

2490
02:10:33,120 --> 02:10:34,840
Speaker 12: I wanted a martini. You know, I'm like, I want

2491
02:10:34,880 --> 02:10:37,280
Speaker 12: to get a dirty martini. Can have Kettle one, dirty martin. Oh,

2492
02:10:37,320 --> 02:10:39,000
Speaker 12: we don't have Kettle one, I said, I Gray Goose.

2493
02:10:39,480 --> 02:10:41,560
Speaker 12: We don't have kettle We don't have Gray Goose. I'm like,

2494
02:10:41,600 --> 02:10:44,480
Speaker 12: what do you mean, Oh, we have this local vodka.

2495
02:10:45,160 --> 02:10:47,200
Speaker 12: And I'm like, well come on now, I'm like, what

2496
02:10:47,240 --> 02:10:50,600
Speaker 12: do you do you have like any Well, we have

2497
02:10:50,760 --> 02:10:51,920
Speaker 12: Kettle one, but it's vanilla.

2498
02:10:52,080 --> 02:10:52,800
Speaker 5: Like I don't want of them.

2499
02:10:53,800 --> 02:10:56,520
Speaker 2: Who's who's pining for a local vodka?

2500
02:10:56,680 --> 02:10:58,720
Speaker 5: That's what I said, especially when it's straight.

2501
02:10:58,840 --> 02:11:01,320
Speaker 2: Oh it's made in Yeah. If you want to do

2502
02:11:01,520 --> 02:11:05,680
Speaker 2: like a a flavored one, that's local, kay, or if

2503
02:11:05,720 --> 02:11:08,440
Speaker 2: you want to have a bottle of it amidst the

2504
02:11:08,520 --> 02:11:09,080
Speaker 2: Gray Goose.

2505
02:11:10,280 --> 02:11:12,680
Speaker 5: But I'm like, now I got to choke down the

2506
02:11:12,760 --> 02:11:13,560
Speaker 5: drink that I wanted.

2507
02:11:13,680 --> 02:11:13,760
Speaker 8: Now.

2508
02:11:13,880 --> 02:11:16,240
Speaker 2: One person is ever sidled up to a bar and said,

2509
02:11:16,240 --> 02:11:18,360
Speaker 2: do you guys have any local vodkas? What do you

2510
02:11:18,440 --> 02:11:20,760
Speaker 2: have for local spirits? I'm really in the mood for

2511
02:11:20,880 --> 02:11:24,720
Speaker 2: a good, fine aged local bourbon. You guys have any

2512
02:11:24,840 --> 02:11:28,600
Speaker 2: Ohio produced tequilas? And it wasn't Again, it wasn't terrible,

2513
02:11:28,960 --> 02:11:30,680
Speaker 2: but I was kind of like, I was a little

2514
02:11:30,800 --> 02:11:33,400
Speaker 2: miffed that I couldn't get a regular, do you know

2515
02:11:33,440 --> 02:11:35,280
Speaker 2: what I mean? I was understood, Come on, man, Yeah,

2516
02:11:35,680 --> 02:11:37,440
Speaker 2: I could see if I went to like a brewery,

2517
02:11:37,640 --> 02:11:38,920
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, and they're like, okay, we

2518
02:11:39,000 --> 02:11:41,400
Speaker 2: have like five things because we're a brewery, but we

2519
02:11:41,520 --> 02:11:45,200
Speaker 2: hear a full service bar like well in bar is

2520
02:11:45,240 --> 02:11:48,160
Speaker 2: different than spirits like there, you know, there's a there's

2521
02:11:48,200 --> 02:11:51,120
Speaker 2: a micro there's a local brewer every two feet in

2522
02:11:51,200 --> 02:11:51,640
Speaker 2: this place.

2523
02:11:51,800 --> 02:11:52,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2524
02:11:52,160 --> 02:11:54,960
Speaker 2: And there's some really good ones in uh in Medina too,

2525
02:11:55,000 --> 02:11:58,080
Speaker 2: there's But it was a good weekend. This was a

2526
02:11:58,160 --> 02:12:01,640
Speaker 2: Saturday night. It is a Saturday night Sunday. I wasn't hungover.

2527
02:12:01,720 --> 02:12:03,920
Speaker 2: It was just a good time growing up all.

2528
02:12:05,520 --> 02:12:05,720
Speaker 11: Rolling.

2529
02:12:06,200 --> 02:12:10,120
Speaker 5: I hate to hear that Ellen Cork show.

2530
02:12:10,360 --> 02:12:17,200
Speaker 8: On one hundred point seven. Did you miss him because

2531
02:12:17,280 --> 02:12:19,360
Speaker 8: we missed you, well.

2532
02:12:19,680 --> 02:12:22,400
Speaker 5: Not Jerry from Willoughby, but the rest of you.

2533
02:12:22,880 --> 02:12:27,240
Speaker 14: Ellen Cox on one hundred seven double Umma.

2534
02:12:52,320 --> 02:12:55,800
Speaker 2: I've got the very last chance today for you to

2535
02:12:55,840 --> 02:12:58,920
Speaker 2: get yourself one thousand dollars courtesy of the Buzzard bookie

2536
02:12:58,960 --> 02:13:02,360
Speaker 2: five thirty by six minutes from now. Have that last keyword,

2537
02:13:02,440 --> 02:13:05,480
Speaker 2: and then we'll fire it up again tomorrow morning, start

2538
02:13:05,560 --> 02:13:09,960
Speaker 2: handing off money like it isn't even ours. Nine thirty

2539
02:13:10,040 --> 02:13:13,000
Speaker 2: is that first keyword you'll get from Rover. Prior to that, however,

2540
02:13:13,080 --> 02:13:14,880
Speaker 2: we're still trying to get yourself into that Rush show.

2541
02:13:15,080 --> 02:13:16,520
Speaker 2: There are two of them here in Cleveland, but we're

2542
02:13:16,520 --> 02:13:18,800
Speaker 2: gonna hook you up for that very first one September

2543
02:13:18,800 --> 02:13:23,640
Speaker 2: the seventeenth of next year to Rocket Arena Rush, who

2544
02:13:23,880 --> 02:13:28,080
Speaker 2: just added seventeen more dates in cities around the country,

2545
02:13:28,120 --> 02:13:35,480
Speaker 2: but Cleveland part of that initial announcement, of course, September seventeenth,

2546
02:13:35,520 --> 02:13:38,480
Speaker 2: at the Rocket Arena tomorrow morning and Friday morning, Rover

2547
02:13:38,600 --> 02:13:40,160
Speaker 2: will tell you what the song of the day is

2548
02:13:40,240 --> 02:13:43,440
Speaker 2: going to be and then tell you when Stansbury is

2549
02:13:43,440 --> 02:13:45,200
Speaker 2: gonna play it. So seven thirty, I think, is when

2550
02:13:45,320 --> 02:13:48,920
Speaker 2: Rover tells you I heard it today when Dan played it,

2551
02:13:49,080 --> 02:13:52,640
Speaker 2: was it Spirit of the Radio, yep, the Spirit of Radio.

2552
02:13:53,440 --> 02:13:55,960
Speaker 2: So tomorrow morning seven thirty again as he's been doing

2553
02:13:56,200 --> 02:13:59,960
Speaker 2: last weekend. This week, Rover goes, hey, here's a song.

2554
02:14:00,120 --> 02:14:04,360
Speaker 2: Stansbury's gonna play it here and then you'll get tickets

2555
02:14:04,400 --> 02:14:05,800
Speaker 2: for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. But you

2556
02:14:05,840 --> 02:14:08,960
Speaker 2: will be one of five people this week to qualify

2557
02:14:09,080 --> 02:14:12,640
Speaker 2: for those Rush tickets. Did you want to give your

2558
02:14:12,720 --> 02:14:13,160
Speaker 2: hint again?

2559
02:14:14,400 --> 02:14:14,720
Speaker 4: I can.

2560
02:14:15,360 --> 02:14:19,280
Speaker 2: It's gonna be early again, early in Dan's show tomorrow.

2561
02:14:20,520 --> 02:14:24,160
Speaker 2: I'm not going to tell you the song, but it

2562
02:14:24,200 --> 02:14:26,840
Speaker 2: will be early in his show, so you could probably

2563
02:14:26,960 --> 02:14:30,880
Speaker 2: figure out the song. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean it

2564
02:14:32,680 --> 02:14:37,320
Speaker 2: was the first song ever played on WMMS from Rush

2565
02:14:37,400 --> 02:14:40,880
Speaker 2: that broke the band here in the United States. It's

2566
02:14:40,880 --> 02:14:44,440
Speaker 2: a band about all of us that go to work

2567
02:14:44,520 --> 02:14:48,440
Speaker 2: every day. Really, wait a second, hold on, Yeah, I

2568
02:14:48,560 --> 02:14:52,560
Speaker 2: don't uh know what you're talking about. Yeah, by tour

2569
02:14:52,760 --> 02:14:56,760
Speaker 2: and the snow Dog is now No, no, all right,

2570
02:14:57,000 --> 02:15:02,280
Speaker 2: you're red Barchetta ret it's not that one. Okay, Yeah,

2571
02:15:02,640 --> 02:15:05,800
Speaker 2: it's about I don't know what do you call yourself?

2572
02:15:05,880 --> 02:15:05,920
Speaker 9: Like?

2573
02:15:06,000 --> 02:15:06,560
Speaker 5: You're a mirror?

2574
02:15:06,600 --> 02:15:08,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, you go to go to work every day.

2575
02:15:08,520 --> 02:15:08,840
Speaker 8: You're a.

2576
02:15:10,680 --> 02:15:15,320
Speaker 2: Gainfully employ gainfully employed is what I gainfully employed man

2577
02:15:15,400 --> 02:15:17,280
Speaker 2: is the name gainfully employed man?

2578
02:15:17,520 --> 02:15:17,680
Speaker 4: Yes?

2579
02:15:17,800 --> 02:15:23,360
Speaker 2: All right, So that'll be tomorrow and then again Friday morning.

2580
02:15:23,440 --> 02:15:29,480
Speaker 2: Calves play tonight. Their season begins tonight the lebron less Lakers.

2581
02:15:30,240 --> 02:15:32,520
Speaker 2: You know, he's dealing with his sciatica. They think he

2582
02:15:32,760 --> 02:15:36,760
Speaker 2: might be back mid November with the Lakers. Uh So,

2583
02:15:36,920 --> 02:15:39,520
Speaker 2: their coach has got to figure out what's going on there.

2584
02:15:39,600 --> 02:15:43,720
Speaker 2: You're gonna have Brownie pick up the slack. Good luck

2585
02:15:44,160 --> 02:15:45,280
Speaker 2: might be his time to shine.

2586
02:15:45,400 --> 02:15:47,280
Speaker 5: Yeahs right, so?

2587
02:15:47,720 --> 02:15:51,800
Speaker 2: Uh anyway, Lakers and the Golden State played last night

2588
02:15:51,840 --> 02:15:54,280
Speaker 2: and then I think what the thunder and somebody else played?

2589
02:15:54,960 --> 02:15:58,280
Speaker 2: Uh so two games last night, but the regular season underway.

2590
02:15:58,520 --> 02:16:01,680
Speaker 2: Calves begin in New York tonight against the Knicks, and

2591
02:16:01,800 --> 02:16:03,880
Speaker 2: then they'll play the Nets on Friday and come back

2592
02:16:03,920 --> 02:16:08,120
Speaker 2: home Homebournas on Sunday against the Milwaukee Bucks. You'll hear

2593
02:16:08,200 --> 02:16:11,480
Speaker 2: all those games here on WMMS seven o'clock tip off

2594
02:16:11,520 --> 02:16:15,680
Speaker 2: tonight in New York six point thirty pregame with all

2595
02:16:15,840 --> 02:16:20,160
Speaker 2: the gang there with the Calves, and you could listen

2596
02:16:20,200 --> 02:16:23,080
Speaker 2: on the iHeartRadio app. Comedian Kyle Kinane going to be

2597
02:16:23,160 --> 02:16:25,520
Speaker 2: back on the show tomorrow. He's doing the weekend at Hilarities.

2598
02:16:25,920 --> 02:16:28,320
Speaker 2: It has been a minute since Kyle's been on the show,

2599
02:16:29,360 --> 02:16:33,160
Speaker 2: but he's very funny. Fellow Chicago boy, grew up in

2600
02:16:33,200 --> 02:16:38,040
Speaker 2: a town called Addison, Illinois, and I'm excited to catch

2601
02:16:38,120 --> 02:16:40,040
Speaker 2: up with him, so that'll be tomorrow. I would go

2602
02:16:40,080 --> 02:16:42,000
Speaker 2: to Hilarities dot com if you want to see Kyle

2603
02:16:42,600 --> 02:16:45,800
Speaker 2: Kyle Kanane. He's not a guy who's always doing clubs,

2604
02:16:45,920 --> 02:16:47,400
Speaker 2: you know. He's one of these guys that will kind

2605
02:16:47,440 --> 02:16:52,320
Speaker 2: of perform in all manner of places. But he's at

2606
02:16:52,400 --> 02:16:54,760
Speaker 2: Hilarities this weekend, So hilarities dot com if you want

2607
02:16:54,800 --> 02:16:56,000
Speaker 2: to make sure that you're going to get tickets and

2608
02:16:56,080 --> 02:16:59,080
Speaker 2: not miss him. But he will be in here tomorrow.

2609
02:16:59,320 --> 02:17:03,039
Speaker 2: Next week, our James Renner will return in time for Halloween.

2610
02:17:04,000 --> 02:17:06,480
Speaker 2: It didn't rise to the level of a tradition, but

2611
02:17:06,560 --> 02:17:07,400
Speaker 2: it was pretty regular.

2612
02:17:07,560 --> 02:17:07,680
Speaker 8: You know.

2613
02:17:07,800 --> 02:17:09,560
Speaker 2: He wrote a book many years ago called It Came

2614
02:17:09,600 --> 02:17:12,840
Speaker 2: from Ohio about all these Buckeye State urban legends and

2615
02:17:12,920 --> 02:17:15,960
Speaker 2: scary stories and stuff. And of course he's a true

2616
02:17:16,120 --> 02:17:20,760
Speaker 2: crime novelist and podcaster and highly renowned in that area.

2617
02:17:22,440 --> 02:17:25,720
Speaker 2: Some of his books have been optioned for films. He's

2618
02:17:25,800 --> 02:17:28,760
Speaker 2: kind of the first person I think of when anytime

2619
02:17:28,840 --> 02:17:34,360
Speaker 2: somebody mentions the Amy Mahalovik story. But he will join

2620
02:17:34,440 --> 02:17:37,080
Speaker 2: us next week too to kind of talk about some

2621
02:17:37,200 --> 02:17:41,200
Speaker 2: fun Halloween stuff that'll be next week. What else I

2622
02:17:41,240 --> 02:17:49,280
Speaker 2: feel like I'm forgetting something. Pusifer tickets next week, right,

2623
02:17:49,879 --> 02:17:53,000
Speaker 2: that's something people like pussfer be almost a year since

2624
02:17:53,040 --> 02:17:56,240
Speaker 2: they were through for say Santa back in May at Blossom.

2625
02:17:56,879 --> 02:17:58,879
Speaker 2: But Pusifer has got a new album coming out in February,

2626
02:17:58,879 --> 02:18:01,240
Speaker 2: and then they will play the Akron Civic Theater in April.

2627
02:18:02,320 --> 02:18:06,440
Speaker 2: So if you dig that iteration of Maynard Keenan, then

2628
02:18:07,280 --> 02:18:09,040
Speaker 2: we'll look me up next week. By the way, I

2629
02:18:09,120 --> 02:18:10,880
Speaker 2: mentioned that I go to a lot of shows myself,

2630
02:18:10,920 --> 02:18:12,520
Speaker 2: and so people are blowing me up in the text

2631
02:18:12,640 --> 02:18:16,440
Speaker 2: offering to go with me. I'm not lacking in somebody.

2632
02:18:17,040 --> 02:18:19,520
Speaker 2: I appreciate it. It's very nice of you, Thank you.

2633
02:18:20,400 --> 02:18:23,840
Speaker 2: But I do it by choice. I like doing things

2634
02:18:23,920 --> 02:18:26,840
Speaker 2: by myself. I don't have any problem with it whatsoever.

2635
02:18:27,040 --> 02:18:29,240
Speaker 2: You know, a lot of times the show will come

2636
02:18:29,280 --> 02:18:30,560
Speaker 2: through and I'll ask my wife do you have any

2637
02:18:30,560 --> 02:18:33,080
Speaker 2: interest in seeing this? Most of the time be like no,

2638
02:18:34,000 --> 02:18:37,840
Speaker 2: you know, which I totally get. You know, I was

2639
02:18:37,879 --> 02:18:41,280
Speaker 2: at sleep Token by myself. Well, that one I could

2640
02:18:41,320 --> 02:18:43,000
Speaker 2: see and the guy next to me because there was

2641
02:18:43,280 --> 02:18:45,080
Speaker 2: I think the seat next to me was because tickets

2642
02:18:45,120 --> 02:18:48,240
Speaker 2: coming twos. The seat next to me was probably the

2643
02:18:48,360 --> 02:18:50,320
Speaker 2: only empty one in the whole place. And the guy

2644
02:18:50,400 --> 02:18:52,160
Speaker 2: next to me is with his wife. He's like, here's

2645
02:18:52,160 --> 02:18:54,000
Speaker 2: your friend gonna be late because he was like leaning

2646
02:18:54,080 --> 02:18:56,000
Speaker 2: on the armrests and he's like, I don't want to

2647
02:18:56,160 --> 02:18:59,080
Speaker 2: take up there. I go, nope, you know there's nobody coming,

2648
02:18:59,200 --> 02:19:01,320
Speaker 2: so enjoy.

2649
02:19:02,640 --> 02:19:03,000
Speaker 5: Our friend.

2650
02:19:03,080 --> 02:19:07,600
Speaker 2: Leslie says, I think that new mentality program has turned

2651
02:19:07,720 --> 02:19:12,640
Speaker 2: Rob from the cantankerous clit rattler to the congenial clit rattler. No, no, no, no, no,

2652
02:19:12,879 --> 02:19:13,879
Speaker 2: it's going to take a lot.

2653
02:19:15,959 --> 02:19:16,199
Speaker 17: Lot.

2654
02:19:17,320 --> 02:19:20,240
Speaker 2: I don't think that I'd go that far, Leslie. I mean,

2655
02:19:20,360 --> 02:19:22,400
Speaker 2: she's dipping her toe in there. Because you had a

2656
02:19:22,440 --> 02:19:26,680
Speaker 2: good Saturday night with some you you were slightly social, Yes,

2657
02:19:27,360 --> 02:19:31,200
Speaker 2: I I chalk that up as being more anomalous than

2658
02:19:31,280 --> 02:19:34,240
Speaker 2: being a harbinger of things to com Rob.

2659
02:19:34,200 --> 02:19:37,000
Speaker 12: Correct, Yeah, and I am. I was comfortable around the people.

2660
02:19:37,040 --> 02:19:39,080
Speaker 12: I was whistle. That helped, you know. I had a

2661
02:19:39,120 --> 02:19:41,280
Speaker 12: couple of drinks. I was in good shape.

2662
02:19:41,760 --> 02:19:45,160
Speaker 5: That helps allan.

2663
02:19:45,200 --> 02:19:46,040
Speaker 2: I'm so proud of him.

2664
02:19:46,080 --> 02:19:46,280
Speaker 22: See.

2665
02:19:46,360 --> 02:19:48,720
Speaker 2: Leslie is a very I just saw Leslie. We were

2666
02:19:48,760 --> 02:19:52,800
Speaker 2: at a thank you. We were at a memorial event

2667
02:19:53,120 --> 02:19:57,200
Speaker 2: for Cody Cooper's grandmother, who lived Bill Squire lived with

2668
02:19:57,360 --> 02:20:00,200
Speaker 2: for a while. We called he called her Grandma. But

2669
02:20:00,920 --> 02:20:03,360
Speaker 2: it's a lovely woman named Paula Cooper, who fans of

2670
02:20:03,400 --> 02:20:05,960
Speaker 2: the show are very familiar with. She passed away some

2671
02:20:06,040 --> 02:20:09,560
Speaker 2: time ago, and there was a memorial, big party in Lakewood,

2672
02:20:09,600 --> 02:20:11,640
Speaker 2: and I ran into Leslie there and we chatted, and

2673
02:20:11,800 --> 02:20:13,400
Speaker 2: she was getting ready to go on a vacation.

2674
02:20:13,680 --> 02:20:16,320
Speaker 5: And so she is.

2675
02:20:18,040 --> 02:20:21,760
Speaker 2: Fundamentally excited in thinking that this is going to be

2676
02:20:21,959 --> 02:20:25,720
Speaker 2: some big new development for you, Rob, and we need

2677
02:20:25,920 --> 02:20:30,760
Speaker 2: to disavow her of that notion immediately, Yes, with the quickness, right.

2678
02:20:33,560 --> 02:20:33,760
Speaker 3: Now.

2679
02:20:34,280 --> 02:20:39,200
Speaker 2: Next summer for Captain Funds Floating Fandango, What is the

2680
02:20:39,400 --> 02:20:42,320
Speaker 2: likelihood that Rob and I will both be attending in

2681
02:20:42,560 --> 02:20:48,200
Speaker 2: Borat swimwear? Probably likely? Probably likely. I mean, let's see

2682
02:20:48,200 --> 02:20:50,240
Speaker 2: how far I get with this thing. But man, if

2683
02:20:50,320 --> 02:20:52,480
Speaker 2: I continue at this pace, I'm in Yeah, I see

2684
02:20:53,240 --> 02:20:58,920
Speaker 2: no shame in my name. Mm hmm. Rob out there

2685
02:20:58,959 --> 02:21:04,280
Speaker 2: and Madona in avert upsetting the Medyna Mafia, insulting their

2686
02:21:04,360 --> 02:21:07,520
Speaker 2: local vodka I did not insult their local vodka. I

2687
02:21:07,720 --> 02:21:10,840
Speaker 2: just want you wanted a different kind. Correct, Yeah, it's

2688
02:21:10,879 --> 02:21:14,000
Speaker 2: not an insult. I just wanted what I wanted and

2689
02:21:14,120 --> 02:21:17,040
Speaker 2: could not have it, so I still drank it. I

2690
02:21:17,240 --> 02:21:22,160
Speaker 2: just would have preferred right what I like. Listen, we're

2691
02:21:22,240 --> 02:21:25,560
Speaker 2: in a world now where options are everywhere.

2692
02:21:26,040 --> 02:21:26,440
Speaker 5: Options.

2693
02:21:26,480 --> 02:21:29,720
Speaker 2: You didn't even realize you wanted right options. Listen to

2694
02:21:29,840 --> 02:21:31,920
Speaker 2: what you want when you want, watch what you want

2695
02:21:32,000 --> 02:21:34,400
Speaker 2: when you want, have what you want when you want right.

2696
02:21:34,959 --> 02:21:36,200
Speaker 2: And so when you go to a place, you go

2697
02:21:36,280 --> 02:21:39,080
Speaker 2: do you have this? And they go no, it almost

2698
02:21:39,160 --> 02:21:43,520
Speaker 2: doesn't compute anymore. It's perfectly normal, but it doesn't compute anymore.

2699
02:21:43,560 --> 02:21:46,039
Speaker 2: I mean, you're spending like seventeen bucks for a MARTINIU

2700
02:21:46,040 --> 02:21:48,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, can I get the stuff I want in it?

2701
02:21:48,480 --> 02:21:48,680
Speaker 5: Yeah?

2702
02:21:53,680 --> 02:21:53,960
Speaker 2: Hello?

2703
02:21:54,440 --> 02:21:58,520
Speaker 5: Hello, this is uh, this is powerful?

2704
02:21:58,800 --> 02:22:00,039
Speaker 4: Oh hey, I make.

2705
02:22:01,520 --> 02:22:02,000
Speaker 2: How you doing?

2706
02:22:02,080 --> 02:22:03,120
Speaker 9: Man? Not so good? That?

2707
02:22:03,520 --> 02:22:08,040
Speaker 5: No, Nostelia, I wanted to get back to me.

2708
02:22:08,200 --> 02:22:11,280
Speaker 2: You next on the local. No, no, no, no, it

2709
02:22:11,400 --> 02:22:13,560
Speaker 2: certainly wasn't yours either, Pavel.

2710
02:22:13,480 --> 02:22:14,400
Speaker 4: You don't know what I have.

2711
02:22:14,600 --> 02:22:19,760
Speaker 2: All I have stlangelehold on Madonna. Oh you're the Madonna

2712
02:22:19,840 --> 02:22:31,360
Speaker 2: vodka magistrates. Yeah, yeah, Uh.

2713
02:22:31,520 --> 02:22:31,720
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2714
02:22:31,760 --> 02:22:34,240
Speaker 2: So anyway, the people pointing out Luka Doncic is on

2715
02:22:34,320 --> 02:22:36,920
Speaker 2: the Lakers, Yes he is, and uh they are making

2716
02:22:37,000 --> 02:22:41,119
Speaker 2: him work hard for his money. Boy with no Lebron.

2717
02:22:41,200 --> 02:22:47,320
Speaker 2: There devotion to accuracy, Allen, the song was Tom Sawyer.

2718
02:22:47,440 --> 02:22:48,039
Speaker 8: It was not.

2719
02:22:49,520 --> 02:22:51,760
Speaker 2: Not today anyway. He might have played that again, but

2720
02:22:51,840 --> 02:22:55,119
Speaker 2: that wasn't the song of the day, Tom. Oh, I'm sorry, Tom, Sorry?

2721
02:22:55,320 --> 02:22:56,280
Speaker 2: Was today? I'm sorry?

2722
02:22:56,480 --> 02:22:56,600
Speaker 14: Was it?

2723
02:22:56,720 --> 02:22:58,680
Speaker 2: You are correct? I was thinking it was Spirit of

2724
02:22:58,720 --> 02:23:01,720
Speaker 2: the Radio. That was yesterday? You are right, all day yesterday.

2725
02:23:01,720 --> 02:23:03,760
Speaker 2: I was thinking it was Wednesday, So I'm sorry. You

2726
02:23:03,840 --> 02:23:07,200
Speaker 2: are correct. It was Tom Sawyer today to today's Wednesday

2727
02:23:07,240 --> 02:23:10,920
Speaker 2: all day. The clocks go back a week from Sunday,

2728
02:23:11,000 --> 02:23:16,000
Speaker 2: bro daylight Saving time that ends or begins or whatever

2729
02:23:16,080 --> 02:23:18,440
Speaker 2: the hell it is already driving home in the darkness. Yeah,

2730
02:23:18,760 --> 02:23:23,800
Speaker 2: this sucks. November week from Sunday now, This coming Sunday,

2731
02:23:24,760 --> 02:23:27,600
Speaker 2: gonna be out at the Happy Moose in Manor noon

2732
02:23:27,640 --> 02:23:30,440
Speaker 2: to two for the bud Light Football face off Challenge.

2733
02:23:31,520 --> 02:23:35,879
Speaker 2: Brown's gonna be playing at Gillette Stadium against Rob's Paths.

2734
02:23:37,080 --> 02:23:39,320
Speaker 2: Rob and I will both be at the Happy Moose

2735
02:23:40,040 --> 02:23:42,360
Speaker 2: noon the two You got a good arm It could

2736
02:23:42,360 --> 02:23:44,480
Speaker 2: get you to Vegas a couple of Happy campers at

2737
02:23:44,520 --> 02:23:50,560
Speaker 2: the Happy Moose. He'll be wearing his Pats jersey. I'll

2738
02:23:50,600 --> 02:23:57,560
Speaker 2: be wearing my brown and orange T shirt and we'll

2739
02:23:57,600 --> 02:24:01,320
Speaker 2: have everything covered that way. But we I got a

2740
02:24:01,400 --> 02:24:03,440
Speaker 2: handful of these appearances. So if you haven't been able

2741
02:24:03,480 --> 02:24:06,000
Speaker 2: to make it out yet, we'd love to see you.

2742
02:24:06,120 --> 02:24:08,280
Speaker 2: So Sunday out in manor be at the Happy Moves.

2743
02:24:08,320 --> 02:24:10,320
Speaker 2: But you can go to WMMS dot com and I'll

2744
02:24:10,320 --> 02:24:12,560
Speaker 2: have the schedule there. I think I'm gonna be at

2745
02:24:12,680 --> 02:24:19,800
Speaker 2: Rookies in Parma Heights coming up. Love Rookies and uh,

2746
02:24:20,240 --> 02:24:21,840
Speaker 2: you know, we'll watch a little bit of the game,

2747
02:24:22,320 --> 02:24:25,680
Speaker 2: have a couple of pops. You see Jordan talking to

2748
02:24:25,720 --> 02:24:27,320
Speaker 2: what's his name about how he doesn't pick up a

2749
02:24:27,320 --> 02:24:32,240
Speaker 2: basketball anymore, Mike Turrico. No, Jordan is a new Michael Jordan,

2750
02:24:32,560 --> 02:24:35,480
Speaker 2: my shield Jordan. Uh, if you're if he's to be

2751
02:24:35,520 --> 02:24:39,680
Speaker 2: put on the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame, Michael Jordan, the

2752
02:24:39,879 --> 02:24:47,800
Speaker 2: real goat sorry Cleveland, always going to be Jordan is Uh,

2753
02:24:48,080 --> 02:24:52,200
Speaker 2: he's an analyst now for NBC and so they kind of,

2754
02:24:52,400 --> 02:24:54,360
Speaker 2: you know, he's one of these guys and all of

2755
02:24:54,400 --> 02:24:59,520
Speaker 2: a sudden, Jordan looks old to me, and Mike Churico

2756
02:24:59,640 --> 02:25:03,520
Speaker 2: is like, do you shoot around anymore? He's like, nope,

2757
02:25:04,320 --> 02:25:06,400
Speaker 2: I haven't picked up a basket. I couldn't titleize time

2758
02:25:06,400 --> 02:25:08,520
Speaker 2: I picked up a basketball. Do you believe that though

2759
02:25:08,680 --> 02:25:11,600
Speaker 2: I do. I'll tell you what. For as long as

2760
02:25:11,720 --> 02:25:13,800
Speaker 2: Jordan did it and as hard as he did it,

2761
02:25:13,959 --> 02:25:16,959
Speaker 2: I absolutely believe that this guy is like, I don't

2762
02:25:17,080 --> 02:25:25,920
Speaker 2: even there would probably be a certain degree of like disdainful,

2763
02:25:26,000 --> 02:25:28,840
Speaker 2: well not disdain, just like triggering, you know what I mean.

2764
02:25:28,920 --> 02:25:30,920
Speaker 2: It's not like this guy. It's not like his whole

2765
02:25:31,000 --> 02:25:32,800
Speaker 2: career was the love of the game. This is a

2766
02:25:32,840 --> 02:25:36,680
Speaker 2: guy who had to create things in his brain to

2767
02:25:36,760 --> 02:25:41,400
Speaker 2: be a competitor, right, any small little offense that another

2768
02:25:41,560 --> 02:25:44,520
Speaker 2: person had against him, or a player or whatever, he would,

2769
02:25:44,640 --> 02:25:46,960
Speaker 2: by his own admission, he would inflate these in his

2770
02:25:47,120 --> 02:25:49,280
Speaker 2: head so that he could get to the level of

2771
02:25:49,440 --> 02:25:51,880
Speaker 2: competition he needed to be at. Everything had to be

2772
02:25:51,959 --> 02:25:54,480
Speaker 2: a battle for him. So it's not like if you

2773
02:25:54,520 --> 02:25:57,080
Speaker 2: saw the thirty for thirty or the Jordan documentary or whatever.

2774
02:25:58,560 --> 02:26:01,960
Speaker 2: That's pretty much the kind of the crux of that

2775
02:26:02,000 --> 02:26:08,320
Speaker 2: whole thing is that Jordan was just laser focused on

2776
02:26:09,720 --> 02:26:12,560
Speaker 2: being a competitor you have. Wouldn't surprise me at all

2777
02:26:12,680 --> 02:26:13,879
Speaker 2: that this guy's not shooting around.

2778
02:26:13,920 --> 02:26:15,480
Speaker 12: But even if he sits on his couch, you have

2779
02:26:15,560 --> 02:26:18,000
Speaker 12: to assume there's like a basketball somewhere close by. He

2780
02:26:18,120 --> 02:26:20,320
Speaker 12: just picks up and throws between his hands, but also

2781
02:26:20,680 --> 02:26:21,959
Speaker 12: on his finger or does something.

2782
02:26:22,640 --> 02:26:26,440
Speaker 2: Also, everywhere you go, somebody would want to hand you

2783
02:26:26,520 --> 02:26:27,280
Speaker 2: a basketball.

2784
02:26:27,520 --> 02:26:30,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's part in years.

2785
02:26:31,040 --> 02:26:33,760
Speaker 3: Come on, just like walk past, there's got to be

2786
02:26:33,760 --> 02:26:35,760
Speaker 3: a hoop somewhere at your place.

2787
02:26:35,920 --> 02:26:38,520
Speaker 5: You don't see a hoop anywhere around here? I don't.

2788
02:26:39,680 --> 02:26:41,560
Speaker 3: It's the last time you picked up a basketball and

2789
02:26:41,600 --> 02:26:46,720
Speaker 3: shot it. I was at the Cup. Yeah, and I

2790
02:26:46,840 --> 02:26:47,680
Speaker 3: ride a house.

2791
02:26:47,680 --> 02:26:49,880
Speaker 2: From is that golf the Ryder Cup?

2792
02:26:49,959 --> 02:26:50,119
Speaker 4: Yep?

2793
02:26:50,240 --> 02:26:50,480
Speaker 5: Okay?

2794
02:26:50,840 --> 02:26:53,920
Speaker 23: From the owner? Sure, he came over to do pictures

2795
02:26:55,440 --> 02:26:59,720
Speaker 23: and grandkids. And I was beating greet and thank him

2796
02:26:59,760 --> 02:27:01,480
Speaker 23: for the for allowing me to stay in the house.

2797
02:27:01,560 --> 02:27:03,600
Speaker 23: And he had a basketball court. He says, I want

2798
02:27:03,640 --> 02:27:08,160
Speaker 23: you to shoot one free throw. I said, really, I

2799
02:27:08,200 --> 02:27:11,040
Speaker 23: already paid for the already paid for the house to

2800
02:27:11,120 --> 02:27:14,600
Speaker 23: see me. So when I stepped up to shoot your

2801
02:27:14,600 --> 02:27:18,600
Speaker 23: free throw, it's the most nervous I've been in years

2802
02:27:19,760 --> 02:27:23,160
Speaker 23: in years, come on, And the reason being is those

2803
02:27:23,280 --> 02:27:27,320
Speaker 23: kids heard the stories from the parents about what I

2804
02:27:27,440 --> 02:27:29,600
Speaker 23: did thirty years ago.

2805
02:27:29,920 --> 02:27:33,400
Speaker 3: Right, So the expectation is thirty years prior and I

2806
02:27:33,520 --> 02:27:37,240
Speaker 3: haven't touched the basketball. I hope you switched it, absolutely.

2807
02:27:38,520 --> 02:27:41,440
Speaker 2: See I understand that you're like, you don't want anybody

2808
02:27:41,640 --> 02:27:45,359
Speaker 2: seeing what you're doing now, Like what if he whiffs.

2809
02:27:45,080 --> 02:27:46,039
Speaker 5: The flawed version?

2810
02:27:46,200 --> 02:27:48,440
Speaker 2: Right? I mean that was a month ago. That Ryder

2811
02:27:48,520 --> 02:27:50,680
Speaker 2: Cup was just at best page at the end of September.

2812
02:27:50,959 --> 02:27:53,600
Speaker 2: So you want your legacy to remain like a fly

2813
02:27:53,840 --> 02:27:54,279
Speaker 2: in amber.

2814
02:27:54,920 --> 02:27:57,879
Speaker 12: I do think it takes it like a pretty big

2815
02:27:58,000 --> 02:27:59,880
Speaker 12: pair of balls for the person he rented the house

2816
02:28:00,240 --> 02:28:03,160
Speaker 12: to put any demands on him whatsoever. Like to even

2817
02:28:03,200 --> 02:28:04,760
Speaker 12: be like, hey, man, let's do a meet and greet.

2818
02:28:04,800 --> 02:28:07,000
Speaker 12: Can you say, you know, take some pictures with my kids,

2819
02:28:07,560 --> 02:28:09,520
Speaker 12: I'd be like, dude, hardy paid for this house.

2820
02:28:09,800 --> 02:28:12,000
Speaker 2: Get like, when you screw yourself? Do you know how

2821
02:28:12,040 --> 02:28:13,560
Speaker 2: much I paid for this place? With them? Yeah, but

2822
02:28:13,640 --> 02:28:16,640
Speaker 2: you know what everybody's gonna push because they figure, hey,

2823
02:28:16,640 --> 02:28:19,439
Speaker 2: all he can say is no, here, here's the basketball.

2824
02:28:19,640 --> 02:28:24,320
Speaker 2: You know why, Rob, because you miss one hundred percent

2825
02:28:24,400 --> 02:28:29,760
Speaker 2: of the shots. That you don't take dang. I like

2826
02:28:29,840 --> 02:28:34,560
Speaker 2: how Jordan is sticking with that one hoop, the earring,

2827
02:28:34,720 --> 02:28:37,920
Speaker 2: sticking with the Sorry, I'm we are talking about basketball,

2828
02:28:38,080 --> 02:28:40,480
Speaker 2: the one earring that forever one. I know, that's what

2829
02:28:40,520 --> 02:28:42,400
Speaker 2: I'm saying. The guy's like eighty years old. I mean,

2830
02:28:42,480 --> 02:28:44,520
Speaker 2: he's sticking with it. See he looks good for him,

2831
02:28:44,640 --> 02:28:46,800
Speaker 2: and you know what's good because it's in the gay.

2832
02:28:46,879 --> 02:28:47,879
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's why.

2833
02:28:49,200 --> 02:28:51,240
Speaker 16: You homo sexual?

2834
02:28:51,560 --> 02:28:52,440
Speaker 5: Mean I think is it?

2835
02:28:52,600 --> 02:28:56,240
Speaker 2: I had both ears. He's sixty two and he looks good.

2836
02:28:56,480 --> 02:28:58,360
Speaker 2: He looks great. But I thought he was older than

2837
02:28:58,400 --> 02:29:03,200
Speaker 2: sixty two. No, wow, sixty two, Michael Jordan's only eight

2838
02:29:03,280 --> 02:29:06,080
Speaker 2: years older than me. What have I done with my life? Nothing?

2839
02:29:06,320 --> 02:29:06,960
Speaker 7: What do you mean?

2840
02:29:07,280 --> 02:29:11,560
Speaker 2: Oh, this guy, he's a billionaire, he's a legend. I've

2841
02:29:11,640 --> 02:29:12,320
Speaker 2: done nothing.

2842
02:29:12,480 --> 02:29:13,160
Speaker 5: One of one.

2843
02:29:14,160 --> 02:29:18,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ask his kids what it's like. Oh I know,

2844
02:29:20,120 --> 02:29:21,959
Speaker 2: Oh he said that in another part of the article

2845
02:29:22,280 --> 02:29:25,160
Speaker 2: or the interview or other He's like, yeah, it's more

2846
02:29:25,240 --> 02:29:27,320
Speaker 2: fun kind of playing with your grandkids or whatever. I

2847
02:29:27,360 --> 02:29:28,600
Speaker 2: think a lot of people at the top of their

2848
02:29:28,680 --> 02:29:31,160
Speaker 2: game figuratively or literally will say that that They're like,

2849
02:29:32,600 --> 02:29:37,240
Speaker 2: your kids didn't know you because your entire world was

2850
02:29:38,200 --> 02:29:42,760
Speaker 2: focused on what you're doing. Yeah, but you're al But

2851
02:29:42,879 --> 02:29:47,160
Speaker 2: that's the that's the that is the trade off that

2852
02:29:47,280 --> 02:29:50,680
Speaker 2: you make. I guess nobody around you really understood that

2853
02:29:50,800 --> 02:29:51,680
Speaker 2: was going to be the trade off.

2854
02:29:51,720 --> 02:29:55,040
Speaker 12: But that's what it is, just your last name, just

2855
02:29:55,240 --> 02:29:58,240
Speaker 12: being that when you're when you're the offspring of the

2856
02:29:58,320 --> 02:30:01,800
Speaker 12: goat at any any anything you do in life, whether

2857
02:30:01,879 --> 02:30:04,320
Speaker 12: you're going to be a basketball player or not. If

2858
02:30:04,360 --> 02:30:08,280
Speaker 12: you're not the world's greatest attorney because you're Michael Jordan's kid,

2859
02:30:08,320 --> 02:30:08,920
Speaker 12: you're a failure.

2860
02:30:09,120 --> 02:30:09,920
Speaker 5: Well was it?

2861
02:30:10,040 --> 02:30:11,800
Speaker 2: Didn't His kid get like picked up for a DUI

2862
02:30:11,800 --> 02:30:14,000
Speaker 2: and he's like, I'm Michael Jordan's kid. Yeah, like yeah,

2863
02:30:14,040 --> 02:30:16,000
Speaker 2: that's cool. But he like parked on a train track

2864
02:30:16,080 --> 02:30:17,080
Speaker 2: and walked away or something.

2865
02:30:17,160 --> 02:30:17,720
Speaker 5: Wasn't that what it was?

2866
02:30:17,879 --> 02:30:17,920
Speaker 11: Like?

2867
02:30:18,040 --> 02:30:20,920
Speaker 2: He was hammered I'm Michael Jordan's kid. They're like, okay,

2868
02:30:21,080 --> 02:30:23,160
Speaker 2: but you're still getting we're hauling you in cool story.

2869
02:30:23,240 --> 02:30:28,480
Speaker 2: You just beached a Lamborghini SUV on a train track, dude, yep, yeah,

2870
02:30:28,600 --> 02:30:37,080
Speaker 2: time to get out. I'm going to sneeze over here.

2871
02:30:37,640 --> 02:30:39,800
Speaker 2: Mister Jordan. Please if that's your real name.

2872
02:30:43,000 --> 02:30:50,760
Speaker 8: The Allen Cox Show on one call the Alan Cox Show.

2873
02:30:51,000 --> 02:30:54,000
Speaker 21: Pay attention to notice the reverse of everything that is

2874
02:30:54,160 --> 02:30:56,920
Speaker 21: normal becoming apt normal two.

2875
02:30:57,040 --> 02:31:00,120
Speaker 9: Six five seven eight one double O seven three for

2876
02:31:00,240 --> 02:31:01,680
Speaker 9: a one to seven.

2877
02:31:12,800 --> 02:31:17,960
Speaker 2: Three five. Calves play tonight season opener for them in

2878
02:31:18,040 --> 02:31:21,320
Speaker 2: New York at the Garden against the Knickerbockers every body,

2879
02:31:22,240 --> 02:31:25,600
Speaker 2: and then they'll scooter Brooklyn on Friday to play the

2880
02:31:25,760 --> 02:31:28,119
Speaker 2: nets there in brook Where do the nets play again?

2881
02:31:28,640 --> 02:31:31,560
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Barkley Center? Though, right, I know Brooklyn, but yeah,

2882
02:31:31,879 --> 02:31:35,920
Speaker 2: used to be the New Jersey Nets. Twas twas the

2883
02:31:36,000 --> 02:31:39,720
Speaker 2: New Jersey Nets and they played the Barkley Center. And

2884
02:31:39,840 --> 02:31:42,760
Speaker 2: then of course the Cavaliers will come home to play

2885
02:31:43,840 --> 02:31:48,600
Speaker 2: on Sunday against the Bucks of Mealy Walk. And you're going, well, Alan,

2886
02:31:49,000 --> 02:31:51,280
Speaker 2: I can't go to any of those. What's in the

2887
02:31:51,400 --> 02:31:54,119
Speaker 2: immediate future for the Calves. Well, they'll be here at home.

2888
02:31:54,200 --> 02:31:57,480
Speaker 2: One of those NBA Cup games is already happening with

2889
02:31:57,560 --> 02:32:01,880
Speaker 2: the Toronto Raptors. That'll be on Halloween night. I'm always

2890
02:32:01,920 --> 02:32:03,720
Speaker 2: looking ahead to see when the Bulls are going to

2891
02:32:03,720 --> 02:32:07,359
Speaker 2: be in town. Who the Chicago Bulls?

2892
02:32:07,879 --> 02:32:08,039
Speaker 5: Oh?

2893
02:32:08,280 --> 02:32:10,400
Speaker 2: You know, before the break, I was just playing some

2894
02:32:10,640 --> 02:32:13,880
Speaker 2: audio and video for those people watching the show of

2895
02:32:14,040 --> 02:32:19,320
Speaker 2: one My Shield Jordan Rob He was famously a member

2896
02:32:19,720 --> 02:32:23,200
Speaker 2: of a team called the Chicago Booth. I thought they

2897
02:32:23,240 --> 02:32:26,600
Speaker 2: stopped after he left. Boy, you'd sure think so, wouldn't you.

2898
02:32:28,160 --> 02:32:32,400
Speaker 2: December the seventeenth, the Calves will be No, that's in Chicago. No,

2899
02:32:32,480 --> 02:32:36,200
Speaker 2: when did they hear? Oh the nineteenth? Okay, so I

2900
02:32:36,240 --> 02:32:38,000
Speaker 2: can go to that game, right, I mean, we've got

2901
02:32:38,080 --> 02:32:40,959
Speaker 2: our team, We've got like our iHeart game. But that's

2902
02:32:41,000 --> 02:32:44,080
Speaker 2: in January, right. Oh, I don't know anything about that.

2903
02:32:44,160 --> 02:32:44,400
Speaker 4: Sorry.

2904
02:32:44,440 --> 02:32:46,760
Speaker 2: December nineteen is when the Calves are going to be

2905
02:32:46,800 --> 02:32:50,680
Speaker 2: playing the the Bulls here in town. Let's not have

2906
02:32:50,760 --> 02:32:53,000
Speaker 2: gotten that email I send it to you.

2907
02:32:53,200 --> 02:32:54,000
Speaker 5: No, no, I didn't see it.

2908
02:32:54,120 --> 02:32:57,320
Speaker 2: Oh that's a Friday night. Okay, So Friday the nineteenth,

2909
02:32:57,640 --> 02:33:02,160
Speaker 2: Bulls Calves here at home. The next night is gonna

2910
02:33:02,160 --> 02:33:06,400
Speaker 2: be that Chimera Christmas show with Nounslaughter at the Agora.

2911
02:33:06,640 --> 02:33:09,039
Speaker 2: Can't wait for that. That's a two hours to midnight show.

2912
02:33:11,280 --> 02:33:15,000
Speaker 2: I don't want to misspeak. That band might be called

2913
02:33:15,120 --> 02:33:19,600
Speaker 2: Nun's Laughter. I'm pretty sure it's not. I feel like

2914
02:33:19,640 --> 02:33:23,400
Speaker 2: it's more on brand if they're non Slaughter. I'm sure

2915
02:33:23,440 --> 02:33:27,040
Speaker 2: we've played them on the metal show before and as

2916
02:33:27,120 --> 02:33:36,560
Speaker 2: a proud past Catholic school survivor current atheist, just referring

2917
02:33:36,640 --> 02:33:41,640
Speaker 2: to a band called Nunslaughter just makes me titter like

2918
02:33:41,720 --> 02:33:45,600
Speaker 2: a small child. Rob Not that I would ever, of course,

2919
02:33:46,920 --> 02:33:51,800
Speaker 2: condone any kind of physical violence against anyone of the

2920
02:33:51,920 --> 02:33:58,199
Speaker 2: cloth or lay person. It's not my bag, baby, But listen,

2921
02:34:00,040 --> 02:34:03,760
Speaker 2: I wonder how Juanita is labeled in Jordan's contact list.

2922
02:34:05,200 --> 02:34:09,640
Speaker 2: His wife was Cookie. Oh that's Magic's wife. Oh, Magic's wife, Cookie,

2923
02:34:10,440 --> 02:34:18,120
Speaker 2: Juanita Jordan, Right, yeah, Cookie, Cookie, she stuck by that sid, Yeah,

2924
02:34:19,200 --> 02:34:19,800
Speaker 2: she sure did.

2925
02:34:21,040 --> 02:34:21,240
Speaker 4: Yeah.

2926
02:34:24,480 --> 02:34:27,360
Speaker 2: And in Canton and I'm working at the Winking Lizard,

2927
02:34:27,400 --> 02:34:33,680
Speaker 2: and nobody believes you. Guys say megadildo's. Can you? I

2928
02:34:33,760 --> 02:34:36,280
Speaker 2: want these turds to believe me. It's always funny. I

2929
02:34:36,360 --> 02:34:38,480
Speaker 2: know people are luring me into something when they say that,

2930
02:34:38,640 --> 02:34:41,520
Speaker 2: because it's always I always trying to envision the conversation

2931
02:34:41,680 --> 02:34:44,879
Speaker 2: that people are telling me they're having, as if why

2932
02:34:44,920 --> 02:34:47,800
Speaker 2: would no one believe that? Right now, I'll say, what,

2933
02:34:48,400 --> 02:34:50,120
Speaker 2: why wouldn't they? It's just a riff on the old

2934
02:34:50,680 --> 02:34:55,920
Speaker 2: dumb Rush Limbaugh thing. Right, He'd say megadidos, which I

2935
02:34:56,040 --> 02:34:58,200
Speaker 2: think began back in the day when people would just

2936
02:34:58,400 --> 02:35:01,080
Speaker 2: agree with Rush because that's all they did, Yeah, was

2937
02:35:01,160 --> 02:35:05,000
Speaker 2: agree with Rush. Right, It's like that Mega blueprint before

2938
02:35:05,080 --> 02:35:07,440
Speaker 2: it was a thing. Just agree with whatever they say.

2939
02:35:07,840 --> 02:35:10,720
Speaker 2: And so they'd say, diddo is shorthand right, and so

2940
02:35:11,120 --> 02:35:14,360
Speaker 2: Mega didos. So I just started saying megadildo's and then

2941
02:35:14,440 --> 02:35:17,400
Speaker 2: some other people started to say that. You know, I

2942
02:35:17,720 --> 02:35:20,200
Speaker 2: guarantee I'm probably not the first person to ever say that,

2943
02:35:20,320 --> 02:35:22,320
Speaker 2: but I do like it. I love it, And some

2944
02:35:22,840 --> 02:35:28,759
Speaker 2: fans of this show have responded to me in kind megadildos.

2945
02:35:30,800 --> 02:35:33,640
Speaker 2: All of all the death and illness in my family lately,

2946
02:35:33,680 --> 02:35:35,440
Speaker 2: at least I get some laughs when I listen to

2947
02:35:35,520 --> 02:35:40,840
Speaker 2: your show, and that matters. Yes, I've told people, specifically

2948
02:35:40,959 --> 02:35:43,480
Speaker 2: management with this company. I said, guys, you don't understand

2949
02:35:43,760 --> 02:35:46,560
Speaker 2: people get laughs from this show. And by laughs, I

2950
02:35:46,680 --> 02:35:51,280
Speaker 2: mean at least to a day. Yeah, and sometimes that's

2951
02:35:51,560 --> 02:35:53,360
Speaker 2: the best you can ask for. The best part is

2952
02:35:53,440 --> 02:35:58,440
Speaker 2: we're not charging for either one free last yeah, free laughs.

2953
02:36:00,120 --> 02:36:03,840
Speaker 2: We couldn't possibly charge for this. That's the best part.

2954
02:36:04,160 --> 02:36:05,000
Speaker 5: I begged it different.

2955
02:36:07,000 --> 02:36:09,440
Speaker 2: Oh someday we're going to find out. You know, it's funny,

2956
02:36:09,959 --> 02:36:13,080
Speaker 2: but when people in our business lose their jobs. They go, Bob,

2957
02:36:13,080 --> 02:36:15,760
Speaker 2: who's going to sort of podcast? Yeah, you gotta find

2958
02:36:15,800 --> 02:36:18,600
Speaker 2: out real quick how much people enjoyed that free entertainment

2959
02:36:18,640 --> 02:36:23,480
Speaker 2: you were giving them for twenty years. But I did

2960
02:36:23,600 --> 02:36:26,600
Speaker 2: get a letter from someone who said where is that?

2961
02:36:26,720 --> 02:36:29,360
Speaker 2: It was a very nice letter that they sent me.

2962
02:36:32,879 --> 02:36:35,680
Speaker 2: The show has been keeping me very happy this year.

2963
02:36:35,800 --> 02:36:38,440
Speaker 2: I've had a bad year, dealing with a breakup, the

2964
02:36:38,560 --> 02:36:42,600
Speaker 2: death of my grandmother, and the death of America. There's

2965
02:36:42,640 --> 02:36:46,240
Speaker 2: bad news almost every day, but you and the clit

2966
02:36:46,400 --> 02:36:53,120
Speaker 2: Rattler brightened my days all the time. Really needs some

2967
02:36:53,280 --> 02:37:00,520
Speaker 2: appropriate music to read this letter, Rob, Yeah, both of

2968
02:37:00,600 --> 02:37:04,160
Speaker 2: you guys are great guys. Keep doing what you're doing,

2969
02:37:04,280 --> 02:37:07,760
Speaker 2: and I will continue to hate the show. This feels

2970
02:37:07,920 --> 02:37:15,240
Speaker 2: like Megadildo's without saying megadilldos. Well, there you go. I'm

2971
02:37:15,280 --> 02:37:19,480
Speaker 2: certainly happy to contribute. It's a great guy to a

2972
02:37:19,560 --> 02:37:22,880
Speaker 2: calm her mind in whatever way that we can. We

2973
02:37:22,959 --> 02:37:27,800
Speaker 2: will jump on that grenade for you. Happy to someone

2974
02:37:27,840 --> 02:37:32,680
Speaker 2: thinks I'm a great guy. I mean, Jesus a lot

2975
02:37:32,760 --> 02:37:37,960
Speaker 2: of things. Great gun Listen, who are you telling? I

2976
02:37:38,160 --> 02:37:42,080
Speaker 2: try to tell people all the time. Guy guy wrote

2977
02:37:42,120 --> 02:37:45,080
Speaker 2: me a letter earlier. I was like, this guy was

2978
02:37:45,440 --> 02:37:50,120
Speaker 2: really buffing my nuts. He was like, you're great. You

2979
02:37:50,320 --> 02:37:54,560
Speaker 2: talk to people. Thank you for being you. You are

2980
02:37:54,640 --> 02:37:57,480
Speaker 2: not cocky, arrogant, nor do you shy away from your listeners.

2981
02:37:57,560 --> 02:38:00,240
Speaker 2: You give everybody a fair chance, and in return, you're

2982
02:38:00,320 --> 02:38:02,520
Speaker 2: fair to everybody who calls in text. First of all,

2983
02:38:02,800 --> 02:38:08,200
Speaker 2: I am cocky, My second grade teacher said, So, I

2984
02:38:08,320 --> 02:38:14,360
Speaker 2: am arrogant sometimes because I think I'm hilarious. How do

2985
02:38:14,440 --> 02:38:17,800
Speaker 2: you like that I define anybody else? Kicking out three

2986
02:38:17,959 --> 02:38:22,000
Speaker 2: laughs per day? I don't think so stop boil your ahead, dude.

2987
02:38:23,640 --> 02:38:26,080
Speaker 2: I truly appreciate you and your show, and I'm glad

2988
02:38:26,280 --> 02:38:28,200
Speaker 2: that I can relate to you and Rob in so

2989
02:38:28,400 --> 02:38:31,360
Speaker 2: many ways. Well that's your first mistake.

2990
02:38:32,680 --> 02:38:32,840
Speaker 17: Uh.

2991
02:38:33,120 --> 02:38:40,240
Speaker 2: But yes, with uh, with respect, any indication whatsoever that

2992
02:38:40,440 --> 02:38:43,800
Speaker 2: Rob and I are quote great guys will be met

2993
02:38:43,920 --> 02:38:49,520
Speaker 2: with uh. We will rebuff with extreme prejudice. That assessment

2994
02:38:51,280 --> 02:38:54,039
Speaker 2: her from Dave. He's one of our bureau chiefs in DC.

2995
02:38:56,320 --> 02:39:00,600
Speaker 2: And I was in rural Virginia, Allen, and I saw

2996
02:39:00,640 --> 02:39:03,480
Speaker 2: a wah wah, so I stopped and got a gobbler.

2997
02:39:03,840 --> 02:39:04,920
Speaker 2: Holy shrimp?

2998
02:39:05,120 --> 02:39:05,240
Speaker 3: Was it?

2999
02:39:05,440 --> 02:39:05,680
Speaker 5: Legit?

3000
02:39:06,560 --> 02:39:08,960
Speaker 2: Got it with the sweet potatoes. Top notes This is

3001
02:39:09,000 --> 02:39:12,640
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Wallah dropped the gobbler, and everybody goes, ah,

3002
02:39:12,680 --> 02:39:14,120
Speaker 2: there's places a world here will do.

3003
02:39:14,920 --> 02:39:15,600
Speaker 18: No, they don't.

3004
02:39:17,360 --> 02:39:22,200
Speaker 2: That's why there's no around here. As whys no gobbler? No, listen,

3005
02:39:22,400 --> 02:39:25,320
Speaker 2: there are places that make us sandwich like that. No,

3006
02:39:25,840 --> 02:39:28,640
Speaker 2: we got a sandwich with turkey and cranberry sauce. I'm

3007
02:39:28,920 --> 02:39:31,520
Speaker 2: just telling you it ain't the same. I've had them,

3008
02:39:32,360 --> 02:39:36,840
Speaker 2: I've compared them, you know the place, and again, no

3009
02:39:37,000 --> 02:39:40,439
Speaker 2: shade to them. I'm just saying, it ain't the gobbler.

3010
02:39:41,640 --> 02:39:44,400
Speaker 2: It's not. Also, a lot of people are pointing out

3011
02:39:44,440 --> 02:39:46,680
Speaker 2: to me that they haven't really heard any kind of

3012
02:39:46,879 --> 02:39:50,120
Speaker 2: duck update from you, and they're curious if there's been

3013
02:39:50,200 --> 02:39:53,119
Speaker 2: any movement. I have to assume if there had been

3014
02:39:53,480 --> 02:39:56,240
Speaker 2: an iodea of movement in a positive direction, you would

3015
02:39:56,240 --> 02:39:58,080
Speaker 2: have brought it directly to us. Yeah, there's been nothing.

3016
02:39:58,200 --> 02:39:59,119
Speaker 2: It's just the same thing.

3017
02:39:59,200 --> 02:39:59,320
Speaker 15: You know.

3018
02:40:00,080 --> 02:40:04,039
Speaker 12: Some days they're a little more active and uh more

3019
02:40:04,560 --> 02:40:06,680
Speaker 12: pain in the assi, and then other days they're uh

3020
02:40:06,800 --> 02:40:07,840
Speaker 12: you know, yeah.

3021
02:40:08,720 --> 02:40:08,920
Speaker 15: Yeah.

3022
02:40:10,120 --> 02:40:15,600
Speaker 2: Well, hopefully with Thanksgiving being right around the corner, there

3023
02:40:16,040 --> 02:40:19,400
Speaker 2: might be something in the air that lets them know

3024
02:40:19,560 --> 02:40:21,360
Speaker 2: maybe they should shut the f up, at least for

3025
02:40:21,400 --> 02:40:22,960
Speaker 2: a brief period of time. What do you do in

3026
02:40:23,000 --> 02:40:25,240
Speaker 2: the winter when it's all icing. You can't leave those

3027
02:40:25,280 --> 02:40:29,760
Speaker 2: poor bastards outside my south Well, these can't apparently, I

3028
02:40:29,800 --> 02:40:31,120
Speaker 2: don't know if their wings are knocked.

3029
02:40:31,280 --> 02:40:31,840
Speaker 5: Is that what it's called.

3030
02:40:32,520 --> 02:40:35,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. Clipped, knock clipped you knocked? Might be

3031
02:40:35,680 --> 02:40:38,560
Speaker 2: a veterinary industry term I'm I'm familiar with.

3032
02:40:38,720 --> 02:40:39,000
Speaker 4: I don't know.

3033
02:40:39,040 --> 02:40:40,960
Speaker 2: It's dropping my daughter off at school this morning, as

3034
02:40:41,000 --> 02:40:42,760
Speaker 2: I do every morning, and as we were pulling up

3035
02:40:42,800 --> 02:40:45,160
Speaker 2: to pull into the parking lot, she goes, ooh, turkey,

3036
02:40:45,680 --> 02:40:47,840
Speaker 2: A lot of turkeys where we live. Yep, Well, apparently

3037
02:40:47,920 --> 02:40:49,720
Speaker 2: this turkey is well known to the kids. She goes

3038
02:40:49,879 --> 02:40:52,960
Speaker 2: that turkey. We call it the tech turkey because she

3039
02:40:53,080 --> 02:40:56,840
Speaker 2: goes that sits right outside our tech class. She has

3040
02:40:56,879 --> 02:41:00,640
Speaker 2: one class called Tech and just you know, there's rotating

3041
02:41:00,760 --> 02:41:04,600
Speaker 2: series of things that she does during the week in

3042
02:41:04,720 --> 02:41:07,040
Speaker 2: addition to like the regular class stuff, Like one day

3043
02:41:07,080 --> 02:41:09,879
Speaker 2: it'll be like music, another one will be tech, another

3044
02:41:09,920 --> 02:41:12,680
Speaker 2: one'll be jim that kind of stuff. And she goes, oh,

3045
02:41:12,959 --> 02:41:14,960
Speaker 2: that's I thought it was just a random turkey. And

3046
02:41:15,040 --> 02:41:18,080
Speaker 2: she goes, no, No, that turkey usually parks right outside

3047
02:41:18,120 --> 02:41:20,440
Speaker 2: our tech classroom, which is on the corner of the building.

3048
02:41:20,800 --> 02:41:24,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's pretty wild that that turkey is just

3049
02:41:24,920 --> 02:41:29,880
Speaker 2: hanging around. It's not like running around the neighborhood. It's

3050
02:41:30,000 --> 02:41:33,039
Speaker 2: parked at her school. Nice hanging out with the kids.

3051
02:41:33,600 --> 02:41:37,920
Speaker 2: I guess so, sup, y'all. I wondered if maybe there

3052
02:41:38,240 --> 02:41:42,440
Speaker 2: was some recognition of those kids in there on the

3053
02:41:42,480 --> 02:41:46,480
Speaker 2: part of that turkey. Like I again, I don't know

3054
02:41:46,560 --> 02:41:49,400
Speaker 2: how smart turkeys are. I don't know anything about turkeys.

3055
02:41:50,920 --> 02:41:54,320
Speaker 2: I know they're delicious. That's all I know is that

3056
02:41:54,400 --> 02:41:55,160
Speaker 2: they're delicious.

3057
02:41:55,600 --> 02:41:56,560
Speaker 5: Is he a jive turkey?

3058
02:42:00,920 --> 02:42:09,440
Speaker 2: I don't know, Rob, If only I thought to ask

3059
02:42:09,480 --> 02:42:12,240
Speaker 2: her that, Well, where were you when I was taking

3060
02:42:12,280 --> 02:42:14,320
Speaker 2: my daughter to school? These morning questions?

3061
02:42:14,360 --> 02:42:32,800
Speaker 5: Man, I'm about to punch show.

3062
02:42:33,760 --> 02:42:34,280
Speaker 2: Night's out.

3063
02:42:35,160 --> 02:42:35,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

3064
02:42:37,600 --> 02:42:40,879
Speaker 2: Al In the last three years, I've lost both grandmothers

3065
02:42:42,040 --> 02:42:45,080
Speaker 2: and uncle, and now my dad's in the hospital with

3066
02:42:45,360 --> 02:42:49,560
Speaker 2: double pneumonia after having a lung tumor removed. Jesus, if

3067
02:42:49,560 --> 02:42:52,400
Speaker 2: there is a god, it can huff my taint. No

3068
02:42:52,560 --> 02:42:57,280
Speaker 2: here here spoiler there isn't. But never pass up a

3069
02:42:57,320 --> 02:43:01,480
Speaker 2: good taint huffing. I always thought that there needed to

3070
02:43:01,560 --> 02:43:04,840
Speaker 2: be a better description than double pneumonia. It sounds like

3071
02:43:04,879 --> 02:43:08,880
Speaker 2: a curse, right, They go, oh, he's got double pneumonia,

3072
02:43:09,120 --> 02:43:12,000
Speaker 2: Like there isn't a medical term for that, Like you

3073
02:43:12,080 --> 02:43:16,200
Speaker 2: have pneumonia. That's as I understand it, single pneumonia. Uh,

3074
02:43:16,400 --> 02:43:18,440
Speaker 2: And they go, we got double pneumonia. That just means

3075
02:43:18,480 --> 02:43:22,800
Speaker 2: what both lungs? Yep, double pneumonia, right or two spots? Okay,

3076
02:43:22,920 --> 02:43:24,760
Speaker 2: I think has both. You feel like there would be

3077
02:43:24,800 --> 02:43:31,840
Speaker 2: a more official, uh declaration than double pneumonia or diagnosis?

3078
02:43:35,440 --> 02:43:35,720
Speaker 5: Alan.

3079
02:43:35,760 --> 02:43:39,840
Speaker 2: Does your black stepdad refer to your mother as the gobbler?

3080
02:43:40,480 --> 02:43:41,440
Speaker 5: Oh Jesus, you know what.

3081
02:43:44,160 --> 02:43:47,760
Speaker 14: Ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing technical difficulties.

3082
02:43:47,840 --> 02:43:48,680
Speaker 5: Please stand by.

3083
02:43:59,680 --> 02:44:03,480
Speaker 3: We'll return to our regularly scheduled program momentarily.

3084
02:44:03,879 --> 02:44:10,600
Speaker 2: Please stay tuned, listen not to tell tales out of school.

3085
02:44:10,760 --> 02:44:13,360
Speaker 2: My dad didn't even refer to my mom as the gobbler.

3086
02:44:13,480 --> 02:44:15,600
Speaker 2: So I don't know what's going on there, but I

3087
02:44:15,680 --> 02:44:17,480
Speaker 2: have a pretty good idea of what's not going on.

3088
02:44:17,720 --> 02:44:17,879
Speaker 4: Right.

3089
02:44:18,240 --> 02:44:23,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, boy, that's a it's a rough place to go

3090
02:44:23,280 --> 02:44:26,640
Speaker 2: to the end. Yeah, thanks a lot, Dave, Are you

3091
02:44:26,720 --> 02:44:30,720
Speaker 2: as angry as I am? Thank you?

3092
02:44:32,520 --> 02:44:32,879
Speaker 5: Dare you.

3093
02:44:34,520 --> 02:44:34,720
Speaker 17: Who?

3094
02:44:35,600 --> 02:44:36,240
Speaker 2: All right?

3095
02:44:40,440 --> 02:44:40,920
Speaker 4: This guy?

3096
02:44:45,240 --> 02:44:47,440
Speaker 5: You now, he's just.

3097
02:44:49,520 --> 02:44:59,080
Speaker 2: He's all right, all right? Yeah jesus, Yeah, you tell

3098
02:44:59,080 --> 02:45:05,080
Speaker 2: you a story at the very could he tell you

3099
02:45:05,200 --> 02:45:06,680
Speaker 2: a story at the very least?

3100
02:45:06,680 --> 02:45:07,640
Speaker 7: I'll tell you all about it?

3101
02:45:08,200 --> 02:45:08,560
Speaker 15: All right?

3102
02:45:08,640 --> 02:45:11,240
Speaker 2: Good, here we go, Dave? Do you have any love?

3103
02:45:11,480 --> 02:45:12,680
Speaker 8: I've got no love?

3104
02:45:13,320 --> 02:45:14,080
Speaker 5: Oh bummer?

3105
02:45:18,560 --> 02:45:20,280
Speaker 2: How do you feel about the simple life?

3106
02:45:20,440 --> 02:45:20,680
Speaker 8: Dave?

3107
02:45:20,920 --> 02:45:24,520
Speaker 5: I found this simple life. It's so simple.

3108
02:45:25,560 --> 02:45:25,720
Speaker 9: Oh?

3109
02:45:25,840 --> 02:45:29,080
Speaker 2: Who knew he liked watching old Paris Hilton reality television?

3110
02:45:30,040 --> 02:45:30,240
Speaker 5: Yeah?

3111
02:45:30,520 --> 02:45:32,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, got no love?

3112
02:45:32,560 --> 02:45:32,680
Speaker 5: Ah.

3113
02:45:32,800 --> 02:45:35,119
Speaker 2: He already told me, God.

3114
02:45:36,360 --> 02:45:37,680
Speaker 4: Run on one more time.

3115
02:45:38,160 --> 02:45:43,400
Speaker 2: No, I don't need that. H Do you know what

3116
02:45:43,480 --> 02:45:45,119
Speaker 2: comes after the letter H and the alphabet?

3117
02:45:45,320 --> 02:45:45,760
Speaker 9: You know what.

3118
02:45:48,520 --> 02:45:49,120
Speaker 5: I thought it was? I?

3119
02:45:49,720 --> 02:45:50,160
Speaker 11: You know why?

3120
02:45:51,040 --> 02:45:51,400
Speaker 9: You know what?

3121
02:45:52,000 --> 02:45:52,120
Speaker 1: Oh?

3122
02:45:52,160 --> 02:45:54,360
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what what comes before B?

3123
02:45:54,680 --> 02:45:54,840
Speaker 17: You know?

3124
02:45:55,000 --> 02:46:00,680
Speaker 2: A damn Dave?

3125
02:46:01,640 --> 02:46:01,879
Speaker 22: Yes?

3126
02:46:02,920 --> 02:46:03,160
Speaker 5: Hmm.

3127
02:46:04,160 --> 02:46:07,240
Speaker 10: You guys are talking about misheard lyrics and lyrics that

3128
02:46:07,320 --> 02:46:12,520
Speaker 10: are purposefully missung. The other day and you mentioned eighteen

3129
02:46:12,600 --> 02:46:14,560
Speaker 10: in Life by skid Row. And when I was in

3130
02:46:14,680 --> 02:46:17,000
Speaker 10: middle school I first heard that song. I thought he'd

3131
02:46:17,000 --> 02:46:21,720
Speaker 10: sing eighteen and likes big cattle, like likes big cattle,

3132
02:46:21,800 --> 02:46:23,480
Speaker 10: like he's gonna be a ranch hand or something.

3133
02:46:23,879 --> 02:46:29,000
Speaker 2: I tell you though, yeah, likes big Cattle. Well, we

3134
02:46:29,080 --> 02:46:31,800
Speaker 2: got on that because I was talking about a handful

3135
02:46:31,840 --> 02:46:34,760
Speaker 2: of songs that the misheard lyrics and my own personal

3136
02:46:34,840 --> 02:46:38,280
Speaker 2: experience from friends and relatives, and I've just adopted those

3137
02:46:38,400 --> 02:46:41,760
Speaker 2: now as the regular lyrics. So my daughter thought that

3138
02:46:41,840 --> 02:46:45,800
Speaker 2: Alanis Morrisett was talking about cross Eyed Bear in the

3139
02:46:45,879 --> 02:46:47,520
Speaker 2: song you Ought to Know, and so obviously I sing

3140
02:46:47,600 --> 02:46:49,680
Speaker 2: it now. My ex wife thought that eighteen in life

3141
02:46:51,240 --> 02:46:54,040
Speaker 2: the skid row is eighteen in life, good Golly, and

3142
02:46:54,200 --> 02:46:57,320
Speaker 2: so I sing good Golly, and he thought it was

3143
02:46:57,480 --> 02:47:00,520
Speaker 2: like eighteen and eighteen in life, Big Cattle.

3144
02:47:01,000 --> 02:47:07,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't hear that. Well, he was a kid.

3145
02:47:08,120 --> 02:47:10,560
Speaker 2: I don't know either. He was a little kid, eighteen

3146
02:47:10,560 --> 02:47:16,240
Speaker 2: of life, big cattle, big teen in a life, Yeah,

3147
02:47:16,440 --> 02:47:20,640
Speaker 2: big caddie, big cattle. Well, who knows. I don't know

3148
02:47:20,760 --> 02:47:24,400
Speaker 2: anything about Sebastian Bach as a younger man. Maybe he

3149
02:47:24,520 --> 02:47:26,800
Speaker 2: wanted to be a ranch hand. Perhaps, I mean, he

3150
02:47:26,920 --> 02:47:32,280
Speaker 2: is nine feet tall. Probably would have been a benefit. Yeah, yeah,

3151
02:47:32,480 --> 02:47:36,080
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about him. Where's he from? He's

3152
02:47:36,120 --> 02:47:39,560
Speaker 2: not from Canada. Isn't he from Jersey or something? He's

3153
02:47:39,640 --> 02:47:41,520
Speaker 2: gonna be here November sixth, by the way, we gave

3154
02:47:41,560 --> 02:47:44,000
Speaker 2: aways some tickets for Sebastian Bach. He's on the Bach

3155
02:47:44,160 --> 02:47:46,680
Speaker 2: on the Road tour. He's Canadian, isn't he? I don't know.

3156
02:47:46,840 --> 02:47:49,320
Speaker 2: Oh he is Canadian. Yes, I thought I was misremembering

3157
02:47:49,400 --> 02:47:53,119
Speaker 2: that he's from Peterborough, Ontario. We've got a bureau chief

3158
02:47:53,200 --> 02:47:58,520
Speaker 2: there in Peterborough, Ontario. We've got Chelsea. She's one of

3159
02:47:58,560 --> 02:48:02,800
Speaker 2: our Canadian bureau chiefs who listens to Peterborough. I wonder

3160
02:48:02,840 --> 02:48:06,000
Speaker 2: if they have a special place in their hearts. You know,

3161
02:48:06,040 --> 02:48:09,760
Speaker 2: Peterborough is referred to as the electric City, and if

3162
02:48:09,800 --> 02:48:15,520
Speaker 2: you've ever been there, wow, electric Indeed eighteen of Life,

3163
02:48:15,600 --> 02:48:19,680
Speaker 2: Big Cattle. Okay, well I'll close on that note because

3164
02:48:19,720 --> 02:48:20,160
Speaker 2: I can't.

3165
02:48:21,360 --> 02:48:21,800
Speaker 5: I don't know that.

3166
02:48:21,920 --> 02:48:26,160
Speaker 2: That's not what he says. I'm gonna say it's it's

3167
02:48:26,320 --> 02:48:30,560
Speaker 2: not okay. I'm gonna go with that just for now.

3168
02:48:32,920 --> 02:48:35,240
Speaker 2: Cotton Balls referring to when I went to the Kevin

3169
02:48:35,320 --> 02:48:37,120
Speaker 2: Gate Show and the guy's like, I love you, bitch,

3170
02:48:38,040 --> 02:48:41,600
Speaker 2: but get out the way, combining the two I love

3171
02:48:41,640 --> 02:48:43,600
Speaker 2: you bitch, but get out the way. If you're here

3172
02:48:43,640 --> 02:48:46,720
Speaker 2: tonight with somebody who love piss.

3173
02:48:50,000 --> 02:48:52,360
Speaker 22: That's what I get for trying. That's what I get

3174
02:48:52,400 --> 02:48:55,920
Speaker 22: for trying to be all slick. Hey, if you hear

3175
02:48:55,959 --> 02:48:57,720
Speaker 22: it with some of you, put your hand in their

3176
02:48:57,760 --> 02:48:58,400
Speaker 22: heart and say.

3177
02:48:58,240 --> 02:48:58,560
Speaker 4: I love you.

3178
02:49:00,120 --> 02:49:03,160
Speaker 2: Oh greatest line I have heard in a long time

3179
02:49:03,200 --> 02:49:05,840
Speaker 2: in a concert. Put your hand on that woman's heart

3180
02:49:05,879 --> 02:49:06,680
Speaker 2: and say I love.

3181
02:49:06,560 --> 02:49:06,960
Speaker 4: You, bitch.

3182
02:49:08,160 --> 02:49:09,120
Speaker 8: And now I must leave you.

3183
02:49:09,200 --> 02:49:11,200
Speaker 14: As the Brady bunch is on, and I find four

3184
02:49:11,240 --> 02:49:12,920
Speaker 14: of those children incredibly arousing.

3185
02:49:15,040 --> 02:49:15,560
Speaker 8: Get at it.

3186
02:49:16,680 --> 02:49:22,280
Speaker 18: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3187
02:49:23,520 --> 02:49:25,520
Speaker 18: Be careful of what you do.

3188
02:49:26,959 --> 02:49:29,080
Speaker 4: Big Brother is watching you.

3189
02:49:30,480 --> 02:49:36,240
Speaker 18: Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

3190
02:49:37,440 --> 02:49:41,720
Speaker 4: One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother

3191
02:49:42,000 --> 02:49:49,240
Speaker 4: is watching you. And oh we all narrative. Remember obedience paid.

3192
02:49:50,240 --> 02:49:55,320
Speaker 18: And when you watch that DV screens, remember it works

3193
02:49:55,480 --> 02:49:56,320
Speaker 18: both ways.

3194
02:49:58,160 --> 02:50:00,440
Speaker 4: You disappear in a wink.

3195
02:50:01,720 --> 02:50:07,440
Speaker 18: Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.

3196
02:50:08,560 --> 02:50:10,680
Speaker 18: Big Brother is watching you.