Speaker 1: You can't Rollerskate in a buffalo heard.
Speaker 2: Mawana sinks at the box office. I mean nonmus Did
Speaker 2: Reida Richards break his legs to grow six inches only
Speaker 2: to develop elastic stretchy powers?
Speaker 1: Free his Willie?
Speaker 2: Just free this Willie. That's all right, Linda Cardellini, you
Speaker 2: can murder me all of that and so much more.
Speaker 2: Hair on it news dump mac Tony Reality A bunch
Speaker 2: of texts after last episode. He wanted to let us
Speaker 2: know that figure it out. The television show. I said
Speaker 2: that Josh Server was on a ton of episodes. Turns
Speaker 2: out not as many as I thought.
Speaker 1: I don't think you said Josh Shiran I did.
Speaker 2: I said, Josh Server and Keenan Thompson a lot of episodes.
Speaker 2: We need to say this right now. Danny Tamborelli was
Speaker 2: the lead dog, just behind Lori Beth Dimberg. So Dinburg
Speaker 2: did multiple seasons. TAMBERLINI did just the first one. Oh really, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: one of the top ones at least when we used
Speaker 2: to watch. I feel like it might have either come
Speaker 2: back or it stretched out. Was Amanda Bynes did a
Speaker 2: lot of episodes. I do remember that Keenan Thompson not
Speaker 2: that many, only sixteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, So he just he went to the studio for
Speaker 1: one day.
Speaker 2: For one day, and he's like, I'll do as many
Speaker 2: as I can right now, and then I'm going I'm
Speaker 2: going to do some more good Burger.
Speaker 1: Because it used to be like two or three figure
Speaker 1: it out as an episode, right, it was either ten
Speaker 1: or fifteen minutes per figure it out.
Speaker 2: Joshua can eat a whole watermelon in one city. And
Speaker 2: the guy that I was thinking of was Kevin Koplow,
Speaker 2: I believe.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that.
Speaker 2: Was the guy from all that with the big ear
Speaker 2: of corn, got it. He was the pseudo producer. And
Speaker 2: then Tony really also wanted to let us know because
Speaker 2: I compared you to a Kodiak bear correct when climbing trees.
Speaker 2: Apparently Kodiak bears very clumsy climbers. All right, they can
Speaker 2: do it, It's not great, which that might describe you,
Speaker 2: does it?
Speaker 1: I don't you know, I haven't climbed that tried to
Speaker 1: climb a tree. I don't know since I was like
Speaker 1: maybe fifteen, I have no idea when the last time
Speaker 1: was that I tried to climb a tree or anything
Speaker 1: for that matter.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with Jeff Santos fell out of another tree.
Speaker 2: That might be where the cutoff is. You were a
Speaker 2: great climber, as Santo so once Macnamara CoDIAK bear.
Speaker 1: I think that was sixth grade or seventh grade, so
Speaker 1: one or two. Ever since nine to eleven happened, I've
Speaker 1: just been afraid to climb things.
Speaker 2: Jesus, all right, let's get into maybe this guy's afraid
Speaker 2: to climb in front of a buffalo.
Speaker 1: You see this, mac, Yeah, good transition. Good.
Speaker 2: This fella here is an old man. I thought for
Speaker 2: a second it was a clip from Jackass five, But
Speaker 2: was a guy in Yellowstone who was just standing there
Speaker 2: got too close to a buffalo flung up about nine
Speaker 2: feet in the air.
Speaker 1: He wasn't that close. He was close close.
Speaker 2: Well I Google it says stay twenty five to one
Speaker 2: hundred yards away. He was in that.
Speaker 1: No, they were like fifty yards away from this fucking thing.
Speaker 1: And this thing said, you know what, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: some fun today. Charged this old man and his granddaughter
Speaker 1: got the fuck out of dodge. This old man was
Speaker 1: like he was stuck in a cartoon. First of all,
Speaker 1: he had plenty of tree coverage, plenty of time to,
Speaker 1: you know, evaluate the threat coming at him. And what
Speaker 1: he did was like throw his hands up in the
Speaker 1: air and like bun in place. He got big and
Speaker 1: then he just like scidattled to the left of the
Speaker 1: trees instead of just going behind the trees behind him
Speaker 1: and just playing ring around the rosie. If you play
Speaker 1: ring around a rosie with the animal that big, it
Speaker 1: can't catch it doesn't have claws. But a fucking moron.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it says here, never run and seek shelter behind
Speaker 2: behind a tree or a vehicle.
Speaker 1: I had it, I knew it.
Speaker 2: Also, watch for warnings. I don't think he was doing
Speaker 2: that because that buffalo was like, I'm going to run
Speaker 2: into something.
Speaker 1: Also, now I can't claim that I would get flipped
Speaker 1: through the air better than most people, but this man
Speaker 1: cut flipped through the air and immediately lost all sensations
Speaker 1: in his limbs, had no idea how to move his body.
Speaker 1: He just went He turned into wacky inflatable man.
Speaker 2: Also says there, leash your dog. Yes, yeah, I guess
Speaker 2: that's good advice for any times news don't terrible news.
Speaker 2: Mac sam Neil has passed away at the age of
Speaker 2: seventy eight. The cause of death not yet revealed, but
Speaker 2: he did let us know of lymphoma three years ago,
Speaker 2: but then he was cancer free as of last year.
Speaker 2: He told us, as we would all know, children of
Speaker 2: the nineties, You and I Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park. That's what I know him for. I honestly
Speaker 1: I know I've seen him in other things.
Speaker 2: Key blinders couldn't name it.
Speaker 1: Didn't never watch that.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, he's been in a bunch of things. But
Speaker 2: I'm look, he's always gonna be forever, Doctor Alan Grant,
Speaker 2: you're dying. He doesn't get enough credit. Everyone wants to
Speaker 2: give credit to the dinosaurs. Yes, the movie does star dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: But that first scene where doctor Alan Grant and learned
Speaker 2: see the dinosaurs, and just the wonderment that's on his
Speaker 2: face and the way that he because he's such a
Speaker 2: cool and collected character up until this point, and there's
Speaker 2: the weird way that he takes his aviators off, like
Speaker 2: a stumbling fool who has a buffalo running at him.
Speaker 1: He's like, goo, here you go, Mount rushmore of guys
Speaker 1: at Midehat's cool. Uh, Indiana Jones, Doctor Alan Grant.
Speaker 2: M jay Z, Police Chief Willie Gross. Okay, you know
Speaker 2: the hat I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Here's four right now.
Speaker 2: Well, you know that Spielberg actually offered the role of
Speaker 2: Alan Grant to Harrison Ford. First, it makes a lot
Speaker 2: of sense, but then Ford's like, I got a bunch
Speaker 2: of other stuff, and He's like, I don't see the
Speaker 2: vision of a Spielberg dinosaur movie. What Like, that's the
Speaker 2: most insane thing to turn down the biggest slam dunk
Speaker 2: of all time.
Speaker 1: Ohthough, to be fair, more often than not, dressed spark
Speaker 1: movies have been bad.
Speaker 2: But the first one. Though, When you hear that Steven
Speaker 2: Spielberg is adapting a movie about a theme park where
Speaker 2: dinosaurs are alive, what do you think the hit rate is?
Speaker 1: I think Harrison Ford belichicked it. He traded a guy
Speaker 1: a year early instead of being stuck with a guy
Speaker 1: a year late. So yeah, Spielberg gave us a couple
Speaker 1: more which rational park and whatnot. But he bought, he got,
Speaker 1: he sold a stock high. Still you know, still got
Speaker 1: paid up.
Speaker 2: Also, send us your hat. That's it to send us
Speaker 2: your hat news. Depe over at the box office this
Speaker 2: past weekend. Mowana. It was freshly released to the audience.
Speaker 2: This was a live action I'm gonna put that in
Speaker 2: quotes because most of it is CGI. It is a retelling,
Speaker 2: not even a retelling. It's the exact same movie that
Speaker 2: came out in twenty sixteen, and the crowd said, we've
Speaker 2: seen this, we don't need to see it again. It
Speaker 2: made forty three million dollars on a production budget of
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty million dollars, after the original projections
Speaker 2: were around eighty, then sixty, and they're like forty.
Speaker 1: No one asked for this, no one wanted this. However,
Speaker 1: it feels like there is a lot of feelings towards
Speaker 1: other movies being taken out upon Moana, because, for example,
Speaker 1: Goo the Lion King was essentially a one for one.
Speaker 1: People didn't love that, but I didn't get killed the
Speaker 1: way this is getting killed. There's some pretty good discourse
Speaker 1: online about How to Train Your Dragon and how that's
Speaker 1: a one for one remake roughly too, and how people
Speaker 1: loved that and don't like this. I will say this
Speaker 1: movie came out too recently to make a live action.
Speaker 2: Especially when the sequel just came out too, and they're
Speaker 2: making a third movie. And part of the discourse.
Speaker 1: Has become the fact that none of those have improved
Speaker 1: upon the original. I would argue Aladdin might have, but
Speaker 1: none of them really have. So it just keeps coming
Speaker 1: out that you're like, okay again, nothing new again, money
Speaker 1: grab and so now it seems like folks finally have
Speaker 1: taken a stance against the Disney money grabs and they're like, please,
Speaker 1: please stop doing this.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Disney, Toy Story five came in at third
Speaker 2: at eighteen and a half million dollars, just behind Minions
Speaker 2: and Monsters at twenty and a half million in its
Speaker 2: second weekend. Ebel dead Burn thirteen point seven million, and
Speaker 2: it's fourth. I'm sorry it came in fourth in its
Speaker 2: first weekend. Young Washington Mac that's in his queue at
Speaker 2: about six and a half million dollars in its second
Speaker 2: weekend and in its first weekend in the wide release
Speaker 2: of People the Invite, directed by Olivia Wilde starring Olivia
Speaker 2: wild five and a half million dollars, the a twenty
Speaker 2: four movie, and it is crushing it on Roddy teas.
Speaker 1: You managing Monsters, I'll see it in a few weeks.
Speaker 1: Toy Story five, I've finally seen and big market tease.
Speaker 1: From my feelings on that movie was wasn't this supposed
Speaker 1: to be fun? Weren't we supposed to have fun?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Feel Evil den Burn, all.
Speaker 2: Hold up a pull up. You don't think horses are fun?
Speaker 2: That was pretty into.
Speaker 1: Those horse girls are fun, Evil dead Burn, I'd probably
Speaker 1: never see. Young Washington is somehow the perfect combination of
Speaker 1: Larry David Bitt and Hamilton The Invite I will see
Speaker 1: probably this week.
Speaker 2: And then just a couple other news here pieces of
Speaker 2: news from the box office. Michael becomes the first ever
Speaker 2: biopick to make one billion dollars.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think, what would you consider the best biopick.
Speaker 2: It's probably Oppenheimer. Yeah, it just passed Oppenheimer.
Speaker 1: And okay, Oppenheimer didn't make a Billy.
Speaker 2: Oppa Peimer Apollo. Nah, So I would say that straight
Speaker 2: out of Compton. If we're looking at music biopicks, that's
Speaker 2: a really good one. I love the music biopick parody
Speaker 2: of Dewey Cox. That has taken the piss out of
Speaker 2: all of these music biopicks. Ye are recounting corporate dramedies.
Speaker 2: That's kind of a biopeck.
Speaker 1: Now that I'm married to talk about I realized I
Speaker 1: don't care about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stop asking me questions you don't answers. Still.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good point.
Speaker 2: I've realized I've made a mistake. And then all is
Speaker 2: with the box office. Obsession is now the highest grossing
Speaker 2: original horror movie of this century? Mac, what century are
Speaker 2: we in?
Speaker 1: We are in the twenty first century?
Speaker 2: Goo, you're right because it goes back zero to one.
Speaker 1: Hundred was the first century?
Speaker 2: Four hundred and twenty three million dollars. I guess they
Speaker 2: must have broken a one wish willow for that one?
Speaker 2: Am I right?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Hey? Oh, news don't great news for Mac? The one
Speaker 2: hundredth Primetime Emmys. I didn't write a number down. I
Speaker 2: don't guess about that. How long has television been around?
Speaker 2: For the forty seventh Primetime Emmys? His show The Pit
Speaker 2: is in a pit of award nominations, twenty five, the
Speaker 2: most on the year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, The Pit is great. If you haven't watched it,
Speaker 1: I highly recommend it. I binged season one and like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, week and a half got caught up
Speaker 1: to season two to catch up to the finale. It's
Speaker 1: a great show. It's a great hospital room drama. They
Speaker 1: build characters out. They have some interesting medical cases, it's
Speaker 1: highly intriguing. More importantly, the show that I texted you
Speaker 1: about the other day, Widow's Bay, has the third most nominations,
Speaker 1: And a little note about this one gou because of
Speaker 1: the timing of the show and the nomination process, their
Speaker 1: nominations came prior to the final three episodes of the season,
Speaker 1: which makes this all the more impressive. They had nineteen
Speaker 1: to the Pits, twenty five hacks at twenty four and
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna sell you on Widows Bay.
Speaker 2: They don't have to sell me anymore.
Speaker 1: And anyone else that hasn't seen I know Dork did
Speaker 1: an episode a couple of weeks ago. The show is
Speaker 1: from writer Katie Dippold, who was the writer on Parks
Speaker 1: and Recreation, and it's a horror comedy on Apple TV Plus.
Speaker 1: And you can see you can sort of see where
Speaker 1: she makes the leap from Parks Direct to this show.
Speaker 1: It's fucking as far as horror comedy goes, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of attempts at it, it very rarely succeeds. This
Speaker 1: is fucking phenomen.
Speaker 2: Is it better or worse than Dale and Tucker versus Meedle?
Speaker 1: It's better.
Speaker 2: I don't say that don't say that. Oh. I was
Speaker 2: already sold on it because in Conan's last podcast with
Speaker 2: Danny McBride, neither of them worked on this show, and
Speaker 2: they talked about it for about three minutes.
Speaker 1: It's really good, and there's two or three characters that
Speaker 1: make you laugh at everything they do, and it's legit
Speaker 1: good horror as well.
Speaker 2: Now, so this has nothing to do with it. One
Speaker 2: of the stories that Danny McBride told was he was
Speaker 2: working on Halloween and when you are doing a comedy,
Speaker 2: if someone pitches you a joke, you're like, oh, that's
Speaker 2: pretty funny, cool, let's add it to the script. But
Speaker 2: when you're working on a horror movie and you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: what should we have Michael Myers do right now? And
Speaker 2: someone from the crowd's like, have them drop some teeth,
Speaker 2: you go, that's a great idea. Keep an eye on
Speaker 2: that fucker. It is done. We go on a trailer
Speaker 2: for Dune three, Robert Patten said he wants to kill
Speaker 2: Paula Trades, but Florence Pugh says, that's a death wish.
Speaker 1: I missed a skew.
Speaker 2: This was last Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, I thought you meant a new one.
Speaker 2: No, is the one from why would they put out
Speaker 2: two in a week.
Speaker 1: I don't know. People do things.
Speaker 2: We haven't dumped since last week. You haven't dumped in
Speaker 2: a month, three weeks. Let's point out you been.
Speaker 1: You've been dropping teeth, living my best life.
Speaker 2: Gu Zendasia, that's what I wrote here in the thing.
Speaker 1: By accident, zeng Daya, you've got here. You've turned her
Speaker 1: into an Asian woman.
Speaker 2: I have no idea how that happened. But Zendeya, she's
Speaker 2: pissed in this trailer. She's like, you said you weren't
Speaker 2: gonna do this, and you did it.
Speaker 1: You know, it's been weird with me. Goo. I watched
Speaker 1: this trailer and I was like, yeah, all right, I
Speaker 1: don't need to see anymore. This is where I'm at
Speaker 1: with Dune three. You know, it's like it's hard to
Speaker 1: get jacked up for it, similar to The Odyssey, which
Speaker 1: we're gonna see tonight.
Speaker 2: Like I'm already sold.
Speaker 1: You gave me like seven seconds. I'm sold. I want
Speaker 1: to see it.
Speaker 2: He speaking of the honesty, Robert Pattinson on why he
Speaker 2: loves playing villains and movies, he said, I like lowering
Speaker 2: people's expectations. That's kind of what I do constantly. That's
Speaker 2: always my favorite. That's always my place to be under
Speaker 2: cell and over deliver. That's my motto. That's not even
Speaker 2: about being a villain, that's just about life.
Speaker 1: That's a dating profile for yeah, say yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: Patent's hinge profile right there.
Speaker 2: There's no but our first trailer for Digger today. This
Speaker 2: is the Tom Cruise. You might not know it when
Speaker 2: looking at the trailer, but yes, that is Tom Cruise.
Speaker 2: He's all prosthetic up. It looks like an old man.
Speaker 1: This is from Alaha and John Goodman. Also in this.
Speaker 2: John Goodman, I so first of I didn't realize the
Speaker 2: cast that was in this because this cast with Razamed,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry Rizamed, Sandra Huler and Jesse Plemmons. And the
Speaker 2: little punches that Goodman gives in this trailer hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's also I think we're at the point where most
Speaker 1: of us, specially you and I, when you see plements
Speaker 1: pop up, you're like, yes, all right, I know we
Speaker 1: got a good one.
Speaker 2: Also in credit, maybe we just do a whole podcast
Speaker 2: on this. John Goodman is so good at swearing.
Speaker 1: He's great at swearing.
Speaker 2: He's so good at sweating and.
Speaker 1: You know what I like now. I mean, he's so
Speaker 1: selective in what he does. You don't see John Goodman
Speaker 1: in anything anymore. So when he takes a roll, you
Speaker 1: know it's a fucking banger.
Speaker 2: But also back to Tom Cruise, I think this is
Speaker 2: gonna be really really funny.
Speaker 1: I hope so.
Speaker 2: Also, and you're not too. He's won two Oscars for
Speaker 2: Best Director?
Speaker 1: Did the win for Birdman?
Speaker 2: I saw that he is four? Okay, so I think
Speaker 2: it's two for Best Picture and two for director.
Speaker 1: Okay, got it?
Speaker 2: But yes, I would be Birdman was.
Speaker 1: Awarded Best Director for Birdman and the same award a
Speaker 1: year later for The Revenant. What a bang bang.
Speaker 2: Bang bang bang bang. Speaking of bang bang, that's what
Speaker 2: Tom cruiseys at the end of this trailer. Bet you
Speaker 2: get to give him the truth? Bang bang bang bang
Speaker 2: bang news doop.
Speaker 1: Mac.
Speaker 2: Do you see this concept art for the Avengers characters
Speaker 2: that we got over the weekends.
Speaker 1: I don't know why everyone's losing their mind over this
Speaker 1: fucking thing, because this concept art was used as a
Speaker 1: piece or as a part of the pitch, you know,
Speaker 1: as a part of to build out this movie. Like
Speaker 1: three years ago.
Speaker 2: You can see why I lost my mind, right I go.
Speaker 2: I mean, you have right in the middle of it.
Speaker 2: It's the materialists, Chris Evans, Pedro Pascal, and then I'm
Speaker 2: gonna assume behind that mask Dakota.
Speaker 1: Johnson, Madam Webb is doctor Doom.
Speaker 2: Look, we don't know whose face is behind this mask. No,
Speaker 2: we've never been It could be anybody. It could be
Speaker 2: a boat, it could be Dakota Johnson.
Speaker 1: People are like actually getting mad at this X Men lineup.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're getting Nightcrawler, We're getting Gambit, We're getting Xavier,
Speaker 1: getting Magneto. You're getting Rebecca Romain back his mistique. I
Speaker 1: don't really know. We're getting the CGI Kelsey Grammar. I
Speaker 1: don't know what these fu.
Speaker 2: Like that is funny. We're getting Cegi Kelly.
Speaker 1: And again this is concept of for probably two or
Speaker 1: three years ago. Things have changed.
Speaker 2: We couldn't physically get him to the sound stage, but
Speaker 2: we have CGI Kelsey.
Speaker 1: An improvement on Kelsey Grammar. I'm all for the Fraser
Speaker 1: reboot as long as Kelsey Grammar's CGI the whole time.
Speaker 2: Also, there was a rumor out there that Patrick Stewart
Speaker 2: was going to retire, and he's like, I'm always an
Speaker 2: actor and forever be an actor.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's not gonna retire more so, he's just
Speaker 1: gonna perish. He's just gonna cease to exist. One day.
Speaker 2: I could see him maybe like not doing movies anymore.
Speaker 2: But he's always gonna be in plays and shit. Right,
Speaker 2: he seems like someone that's always going to be in
Speaker 2: plays and shit.
Speaker 1: Do you think that inevitably when he has a wheelchair
Speaker 1: bound it's gonna be feel at home for him? Since
Speaker 1: he shot seventeen movies like that.
Speaker 2: Oh my God, not to talk about X Men ninety seven,
Speaker 2: but that line from Apocalypse to Xavier, Oh Jesus Man,
Speaker 2: not show so good. I told you last year. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: forty hot dogs and there's no coming down from this.
Speaker 2: I'm on the right side of history.
Speaker 1: I said, this is building to something even better.
Speaker 2: No, you said, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: You couldn't even contain yourself mid impression.
Speaker 2: Do you have nothing else to said? I was trump
Speaker 2: card Fig said it's assembling heroes that might not get
Speaker 2: along and forcing them to do what's best for the world.
Speaker 2: That sounds like every other Avengers movie. I'm crying right now.
Speaker 2: People keep and I talk about this a lot. When
Speaker 2: I grill, I get a very very teary eyed yeah.
Speaker 2: And they were concerned about me yesterday. They're like, are
Speaker 2: you okay? I'm like I was thrilling. Sorry, yeah, like
Speaker 2: my eyes were soaked red, just disgusting.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I've lost I can't eat dinner because because of
Speaker 1: the Lindsay Grown.
Speaker 2: News time, Mac did you say this? Did you hear
Speaker 2: about this over on the Joshua Horowitz podcast? I don't
Speaker 2: know where he told it. He is a podcast, right,
Speaker 2: Joshua Horowitz. By the way, Lynn Manuel Miranda confirmed that
Speaker 2: he turned down playing Vulture in Spider Man Homecoming, and
Speaker 2: thank god he said I would have been miscast.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I believe him. I believe the
Speaker 1: fact that maybe he read for a second time or
Speaker 1: they were considering him. But after like, if you watched
Speaker 1: Michael Keaton do one scene as Adrian Tombs, You're like,
Speaker 1: this is this is the Vulture? Right?
Speaker 2: Maybe that's my issue is that I'm picturing him trying
Speaker 2: to do what Keaton did, where I'm assuming that what
Speaker 2: Keaton did is he took the scrip, is like I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do it like this, I.
Speaker 1: Get the idea of like, all right, Lynn Manuel Miranders
Speaker 1: getting New York roats roots.
Speaker 2: This is originally the Vulture was supposed to sing a lot.
Speaker 1: This is like tied into the fallout of the original
Speaker 1: Avengers movie. So I get maybe why they were tossing
Speaker 1: him around for an idea. But he's a little guy.
Speaker 1: He's a little man, he's a little sweet.
Speaker 2: I could see Spider Man just getting a noise, like,
Speaker 2: stop sing rapping at me.
Speaker 1: This just doesn't seem like it was ever really a thing.
Speaker 2: Said let's see here. I love these movies, but I
Speaker 2: would really like to stay married, so I cannot do this.
Speaker 2: And I mean, god, that would have been terrible news.
Speaker 2: Dont mat you see this? You hear about this? Willy
Speaker 2: about to jump over that rock again. I assume I
Speaker 2: don't know how they're gonna free him this time, but
Speaker 2: we're getting a reboot of the nineteen ninety three classic
Speaker 2: Free Willy. This is from Warner Brothers and the Joe
Speaker 2: Russo production company AGBO writers and so the writers are
Speaker 2: funny because I was doing this as a news story
Speaker 2: at work. So Jade Hallie Bartlett easy to say, the
Speaker 2: other writer on this, I could not figure out how
Speaker 2: to say her last name, and I'm like, I'm gonna skip.
Speaker 2: Who's writing this. It's spelled the last name. It's Mary
Speaker 2: Margaret k u n z E.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say Coons.
Speaker 2: I was like, is it coons? And then Google's like,
Speaker 2: it's conns cos I'm not saying cuns because also a
Speaker 2: Z might be cunzie. No, probably not. You don't know
Speaker 2: where they're from.
Speaker 1: Cude, give me your best forworduh representation of Agbo Joe
Speaker 1: Russ a Gbo. I've got Avengers, go butts out.
Speaker 2: Oh man, they should keep that. Algebra Goggles by Centennial Ordeal.
Speaker 1: So you've got algebra. Goth Girls by Certanio.
Speaker 2: Go Girls, Thank you, Goth Girls. Inside I said goggles
Speaker 2: at first, I said, no, Goth Girls is better. I
Speaker 2: need to stick by this movie.
Speaker 1: I mean you. You narrowly did an emergency podcast over
Speaker 1: the announcement of a.
Speaker 2: News but also in our episode it might be episode
Speaker 2: like twenty six or twenty seven, so a long ass
Speaker 2: time ago, the episode was called something stupid like movies
Speaker 2: Rotten Tomatoes Got Wrong and Free Willy is in the
Speaker 2: forties or the fifties. It's not like a crazy low one.
Speaker 2: But then I said, this does feel like a movie
Speaker 2: where it's a good concept, but I don't know if
Speaker 2: it's executed perfectly, and they should remake this. Wow, I'm
Speaker 2: putting my money where my mouth is. This is gonna
Speaker 2: win when what who's it against?
Speaker 1: Free Willy? The remake Willie versus dolphins?
Speaker 2: How are they so Willy is a dolphin? But also
Speaker 2: how are they gonna how are they gonna free Willy?
Speaker 2: He's not a porpoise, He's a dolphin.
Speaker 1: Aren't dolphins porpoises?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I think all dolphins are porpoises.
Speaker 2: Dolphins are not porpoise. They're all a part of this
Speaker 2: same mammal family. Whales, dolphins porpoise, but dolphins porpoises. I
Speaker 2: feel like you're doing this on porpoise because we've talked
Speaker 2: about this several times.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm just read. I didn't want to read out
Speaker 1: loud to the folks, so I'm not sure I have
Speaker 1: the correct information. Okay. Porpoises are distinguished from dolphins by
Speaker 1: their flattened, spade shaped teeth, distinct from the conical teeth
Speaker 1: of dolphins, lack of pronounced a peat.
Speaker 2: Okay, so the orca is the biggest dolphin. Actually, if
Speaker 2: that's what they can do in this movie is to
Speaker 2: let the public know that the orca is not a whale.
Speaker 2: Job well done.
Speaker 1: Do you think we could have started a movement to
Speaker 1: officially name it killer dolphins at a killer whale?
Speaker 2: Well then, okay, we are not getting into that dolphins.
Speaker 2: It's bad. It's a beatles. Get rid of the word killer.
Speaker 2: We don't need killer. Although I will say Orca's apex
Speaker 2: predator in the ocean.
Speaker 1: Orcas would have killed Elian Gonzalez.
Speaker 2: No, if they're ocean orcas, I don't think so. If
Speaker 2: they are in like an aquarium like say so that
Speaker 2: is that is the reason why Willy needs to be
Speaker 2: freed in this movie. It needs to be because he
Speaker 2: has murdered several people. Yeah, they need to blackfish this, sure, sure,
Speaker 2: sure they're not gonna bet they make it woke. Yeah. Classic,
Speaker 2: Although looking at the other movie, it was also that's
Speaker 2: what the movie was. It was an activist movie. Where's
Speaker 2: that kid right now? Great question, isn't the same kid
Speaker 2: from Shazam?
Speaker 1: That's actually a good question.
Speaker 2: Look that up real quick and google it like this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just google free Willy.
Speaker 2: Free Willy, equals Shazam Jesse.
Speaker 1: James Richter played Jesse. That must have been easy for him.
Speaker 1: He's forty six years old right now. Goo uh huh.
Speaker 1: Believe it or not, he was in Free Willy two
Speaker 1: and Free Willy three, the never ending story Cops and Robertsons.
Speaker 1: Isn't something called laser Hawk that sounds sick?
Speaker 2: Laser Hawk does sound sick.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's the same kid.
Speaker 2: I don't think so either. That would be your first
Speaker 2: two in your filmography, right there.
Speaker 1: Jesse James Richter is still acting? How about that?
Speaker 2: Oh? Hell yeah? Is he Andy Richter's son?
Speaker 1: I don't think Andy Richter pro creator? Oh?
Speaker 2: Is he Mike Richtor's son?
Speaker 1: He's probably not Mike Richter's son. No.
Speaker 2: Hall of Fame NHL was.
Speaker 1: Still acting as of two years ago. How about that?
Speaker 2: Good for him? Do you think he'll be in the
Speaker 2: new Free Willie?
Speaker 1: I bet so. I bet he is. I bet he's
Speaker 1: the evil guy in the new Free Willy.
Speaker 2: You think he's going to be a part of the
Speaker 2: corporation trying to kill Willie?
Speaker 1: Did you see goo that? In the new Carry series
Speaker 1: being created by or made by Mike Flanagan Sissy Spasic
Speaker 1: is playing Carry's mother. Real full circle moment right there.
Speaker 2: But what was I? Oh, you know this movie is
Speaker 2: definitely going to be lacking Michael Jackson theme music. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was something. I don't know if it was a
Speaker 2: good song, but it was definitely an earworm. Hold me
Speaker 2: like the River of Jordan. You know that when I
Speaker 2: was a kid. This is a sick brag. You ready
Speaker 2: for this? My family had two VHS copies of Free Willy.
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is a full Free Willy filibuster
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 2: You said we need to stretch this The reason why,
Speaker 2: I'll explain it to you real quick. So we already
Speaker 2: had Free Willie, and then from for my brother's birthday,
Speaker 2: someone gave him another copy, and before my parents could
Speaker 2: take it from he opened.
Speaker 1: It immediately plummeted the value two free Willies.
Speaker 2: Well, store is not going to take it back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, the valued collector's item.
Speaker 2: He's done. You got details from the scrapped sequel script
Speaker 2: for Monsters, Inc. Two In the movie, Mike gets married,
Speaker 2: doesn't say to who, Sully is promoted, doesn't say to what,
Speaker 2: and an older Boo would appear.
Speaker 1: Here's so I know Disney is not doing Pixar live
Speaker 1: action remix.
Speaker 2: Right, don't do it.
Speaker 1: They should focus on more stuff like this.
Speaker 2: You want this?
Speaker 1: This is better than a live action Milata?
Speaker 2: Well it is, But I so the first Monsters inc.
Speaker 2: Hear me out classic. Yeah, I'm gonna to say it.
Speaker 2: I know you weren't. I didn't like the sequel.
Speaker 1: Could you call Masters You the worst Pixar movie.
Speaker 2: I don't think it is.
Speaker 1: Could you?
Speaker 2: Yes? But only in concept.
Speaker 1: It ruins the lore of some of the things that happening.
Speaker 2: The idea of sending them back to college, especially when
Speaker 2: it's not a rated R comedy, is fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: Right, you should want to see Mike and Celly fucking
Speaker 1: around in college.
Speaker 2: What else are they going to do in college?
Speaker 1: Here's who I would have wrote that script. Go ahead, Mike,
Speaker 1: larger hog than Sully. And that's predominantly what the whole
Speaker 1: movie is about.
Speaker 2: Just them complaining. It would be it'd be Mike constantly
Speaker 2: complaining that Sully's hog is bigger than his. All right,
Speaker 2: that's not a bad movie, I guess. And also I
Speaker 2: don't want an older Boo. Sure it's done. Oh get
Speaker 2: me going. Pamela vorhis man got a first teaser trailer
Speaker 2: for the prequel series of Friday the Thirteenth, starring the Cardellini.
Speaker 2: This is coming to Peacock making my Peacock on October fifteenth.
Speaker 1: October fifteenth. It's called Crystal Lake. Like you mentioned, Linda
Speaker 1: CARLINI is Pamela Vorhees. Now, if Pamela Vorhees didn't already
Speaker 1: get you going with her sweater puppies, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: right now, Linda Carline is gonna do it for you,
Speaker 1: for all of.
Speaker 2: Us, dear Lord, I'm in on this very much.
Speaker 1: So yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: I did just watch a YouTube video essay about the
Speaker 2: holder the rights holders. There we go of Friday the Thirteenth,
Speaker 2: And how I think this is owned by the original
Speaker 2: writer of the first movie because he doesn't have the
Speaker 2: rights to Jason, but he has the rights to Pamela
Speaker 2: Vorhees because he only wrote that first movie. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: he has nothing to do with the creation of the
Speaker 2: monster Jason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just see like a fifteen year old Jason
Speaker 1: at the end, right, which maybe doesn't qualify as the
Speaker 1: actual character. So I never I didn't know anything like that.
Speaker 2: And then also I don't think that the writer of
Speaker 2: the movie wrote that ending like that ending was added
Speaker 2: like way after and then he also didn't write one
Speaker 2: of the scenes with like a cop pulling them over,
Speaker 2: so at the beginning he had nothing to do with Jason. Yeah,
Speaker 2: news depe Mac tell us this entire Spaceball's plot.
Speaker 1: Somehow, Dark Helmet has returned forty years after the events
Speaker 1: of the first space Balls, fifty years after the events
Speaker 1: of Star Wars a new Hope, and one year after
Speaker 1: the events of the Devilwares product too, the galaxies once
Speaker 1: again under threat, a threat so evil, so unstoppable, so
Speaker 1: completely lacking any original ideas, that it has vowed to
Speaker 1: bring back the past, every last bit of it. With
Speaker 1: Lone Star and hiding Queen Vespa on the throne and
Speaker 1: the Schwartz stretched thinner than a franchise releasing TV episodes theatrically,
Speaker 1: the only hope for the galaxy is Vespa's undisciplined son,
Speaker 1: Prince Starburst, and a mysterious palace advisor named Destiny. Together
Speaker 1: they must find Lone Star, Yogurt, and any other iconic
Speaker 1: legacy characters fans are demanding before they discover the hard
Speaker 1: way that while some threats you can fight. The reboot
Speaker 1: is not one of them.
Speaker 2: News dep All right, check us out. At the end
Speaker 2: of the week, we will be doing the Odyssey. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: And you know what I bet they find in that sea,
Speaker 2: Free Willy.
Speaker 1: There's a tie of it.
Speaker 2: We'll be talking all about Free Willy on Friday.
Speaker 1: What do you have it for dinner tonight? In the theater?
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna be able to get out of here
Speaker 2: and probably eat before getting into the theater. I am.
Speaker 2: I'm probably gonna be getting half A's. That's usually where
Speaker 2: I get my burrito. But I'm not really into burritos
Speaker 2: right now. I'm more of a bowl boy because with
Speaker 2: the bowl you get more stuff on it.
Speaker 1: You ever consider putting popcorn in the bowl?
Speaker 2: Popcorn in my taco? Bawl?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I have not, all right. I do have a rule
Speaker 2: with my wife though, is that if we order chips
Speaker 2: at the restaurant, we're not getting popcorn. You get one
Speaker 2: or the other.
Speaker 1: It's fair.
Speaker 2: Can't be out there from chips and popcorn. What is this?
Speaker 1: As much as I love buttery popcorn, chips and quack.
Speaker 2: I don't think we talk enough about how good tortilla
Speaker 2: chips are.
Speaker 1: A warm tortilla chip, freshly made tortilla chip with some
Speaker 1: flaky salt. Can't beat it.
Speaker 2: I think you could argue that's my kryptonite, is that
Speaker 2: if I eat one tortilla chip, the end of me,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat them all. Yeah, I can't be stopped. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's with guawk, that's with salsa, that's with piccatagaio. That's
Speaker 2: also salsa. That is with by itself naked.
Speaker 1: If you will, underrated one of the best items at
Speaker 1: Chipotle Goo. And I'm not saying it's on that level,
Speaker 1: but the corn salsa at Chippotle is quite good.
Speaker 2: It might just be a chip thing with me. I
Speaker 2: love chips. I love chips so much like chips, nice
Speaker 2: cattle cook a ruffle, a non ruffle, those are just
Speaker 2: called regular chips. I like crunching stuff. Do I like
Speaker 2: crunching over the flavor?
Speaker 1: Have you ever had Trader Jose's pickle chips? No, go
Speaker 1: on strong they they're they're in the style of a
Speaker 1: cape cod chip with not a heavy pickle flavor, light pickle.
Speaker 2: Flavors, and a dil with salt. Yet is it a
Speaker 2: sour or is it like a sweet bread? And butter.
Speaker 2: Not neither of those two good bread and butter is terrible.
Speaker 1: I don't mind them. I agree, I agree that there's
Speaker 1: inferior to the regular pickle, but I don't mind them.
Speaker 2: Are we gonna draft pickles?
Speaker 1: There's only like three flavors.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a short draft and whoever it gets
Speaker 2: the top one. There's nothing better than going to a deli,
Speaker 2: going to Joe's Variety and give me two of those
Speaker 2: pickles in the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll take two fucking picks.
Speaker 2: Basically, then you sit outside and you have a nice
Speaker 2: refreshing pickle.
Speaker 1: You get two. You can have one as an appetizer
Speaker 1: and a dessert.
Speaker 2: All right. Check us out at the end of the week.
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