WEBVTT - Mojo Eats The Same Thing Every Single Week  

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<v Speaker 1>Right. I had to finish eating before I I had

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<v Speaker 1>egg white, white egg whatever. This egg white bites consistent

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much eat the same thing every day. It's boring

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<v Speaker 1>as hell, but you know what, it's working. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>all right. I have not weighed myself. I based it

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<v Speaker 1>based on do I still fit in my pants? I

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<v Speaker 1>feel good? Thank you for asking I do? I feel good? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I changed things up a little bit this weekend and

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<v Speaker 1>I did. No, I'm not doing door dash anymore, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing it too expensive. I'm tired of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm spending so much money. So I went out Luke

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<v Speaker 1>and I went to twenty one fifteen or whatever the

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<v Speaker 1>name of that restaurant is that I talked about before

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<v Speaker 1>that I went to. It was like, no, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>there's a restaurant that's off of Haggarty and Pantac Trail.

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<v Speaker 1>Very nice restaurant. I don't know the name, it's the address, which,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, is the worst name that you can

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<v Speaker 1>ever name something, because you name the place after the address,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know any address like I. Honestly, they

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<v Speaker 1>should name the place Pontiac Trail and Haggerty because that's

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<v Speaker 1>all I know. Where it is, but it's a very

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<v Speaker 1>good race. So I said to Luke, I go, Luke,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to go out and we're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>do door dash. Oh Dad, I'm like, Luke, we DoorDash

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<v Speaker 1>eight thousand. I showed him how much money it costs.

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<v Speaker 2>I just looked at mine too.

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<v Speaker 1>I said that no more, and I told him, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>we're done with this, and we ended up going out.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a great time. We watched Michigan get beat

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<v Speaker 1>by Wisconsin. Razy. As a Spartan fan and a fan

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<v Speaker 1>of tom Izzo, I was happy to see that. Although

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<v Speaker 1>I do like to see or Michigan play some good sports,

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. I want to, you know, have good teams.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that they were undefeated, not all Bryce, but

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, so we're so. You shouldn't have asked me

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<v Speaker 1>this question, because now I'm going to talk about this.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a question on the topic. Do you like

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<v Speaker 1>spicy food or just love spicy food? Some howt sauce

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<v Speaker 1>on your egg? Wise, man, I don't up a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit in the morning. I don't need it. It's all

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<v Speaker 1>it is. It's time consuming, a little cake. I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to eat it and go. I eat just to go.

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<v Speaker 1>So then I chanted and I went to the grocery

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<v Speaker 1>store to go back to what I was saying. So

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<v Speaker 1>I went to Kroger and I bought a bunch of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I made myself my own breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>I got you know you can, have you ever done?

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<v Speaker 3>Make your own egg bites and like the muffin tins.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so it's better than the Starbucks ones. They're not

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<v Speaker 2>they don't lose.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you talking? Are you talking about the ones you

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<v Speaker 1>buy it like cost Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying you buy eggs, buy vegetables, and make your

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<v Speaker 3>own like put in time.

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<v Speaker 2>That you were so bored this weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? Like? What are you trying to

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<v Speaker 1>do to me?

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<v Speaker 2>I save you money?

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<v Speaker 1>Domesticate you. I'm not making that. Okay, that's too much.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna you just talked about how you got door

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<v Speaker 3>dashing works. You want to save money, yet you go

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<v Speaker 3>to Starbucks every damn.

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<v Speaker 1>Day Because it's my only thing I have in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make it.

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<v Speaker 4>And then let's post a video of you, like in

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<v Speaker 4>the kitchen in what is it again that I have

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<v Speaker 4>to do?

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<v Speaker 2>You make?

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<v Speaker 3>Get a big bowl, scramble a bunch of eggs, in

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<v Speaker 3>the whatever vegetables you want in.

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<v Speaker 1>There, scramble like, not scramble them like, put them on.

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<v Speaker 3>Put a bunch of vegetabs in there, divv them out

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<v Speaker 3>into muffin tins, and you make your put them in

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<v Speaker 3>the oven.

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<v Speaker 2>You make your own egg bites them.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see that in TikTok.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have TikTok Instagram.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know tiktaco how to add whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why Google, man. I eat the same thing every day,

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<v Speaker 1>Like this is no joke. I eat literally the same

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<v Speaker 1>thing every day, at least that same thing every week.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very regimented in my food that I eat, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's gotten to a point where it's extremely boring, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's even gotten to a point if I don't

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<v Speaker 1>do the same thing every single week, call the police

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<v Speaker 1>because somebody kidnapped me or I'm dead, probably laying on

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<v Speaker 1>my kitchen. The superman curl you got going on, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't know. I have no clue.

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<v Speaker 4>Throw some hot sauce on on an egg, wise man,

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<v Speaker 4>spice of your life a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to. I'm telling you. You just said

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<v Speaker 1>you do the same thing all the time. I enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything we recommend you don't want to do. Why do you, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't you be a good guy and stop being

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<v Speaker 1>pregnating nobody?

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, I've only got one person pregnant. Let's be

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<v Speaker 1>very clear.

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<v Speaker 4>So all these people quote unquote, that's why don't you

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<v Speaker 4>that's why don't you behave yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold On? I said, Courtney wants to comment here right now, Courtney,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want hot sauce on my egg bites. What's

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<v Speaker 1>going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Mojo?

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<v Speaker 5>Your age is sewing right now? You're acting like an

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<v Speaker 5>eighty year old grandpa. You don't know how to make

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<v Speaker 5>egg bites?

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<v Speaker 1>Who bites? Honestly?

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<v Speaker 5>You don't you like do you scramble the eggs first

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<v Speaker 5>christ bowling to pour the stuff in the.

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<v Speaker 1>The big one? And do you put hot sauce on them?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, you're acting like you're an eighty year

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<v Speaker 5>old grandpa right now. You don't even have grandkids yet.

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<v Speaker 1>No, listen, you know what I'm gonna tell you this, Courtney,

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know what you do, but whatever you do,

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<v Speaker 1>eat the same foods every single week, and you'll find

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<v Speaker 1>yourself losing weight. That's the only thing that I've realized

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<v Speaker 1>if I eat the same thing every single week, like

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time and stuff, that's the only thing

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<v Speaker 1>that keeps me able to lose weight.

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<v Speaker 5>So it's amazing that you're married to Chelsea, who is

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<v Speaker 5>so wonderful and beautiful and raised three kids, and you

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<v Speaker 5>don't even know how to scramble an egg.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you know why, because I didn't have to because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm married to Chelsea. She makes sure that I'm fed,

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<v Speaker 1>So she's very sweet.

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<v Speaker 5>Your age is showing, all right, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Your age is showing too. I don't know what that means.

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<v Speaker 1>But what's up? Mark? Are you doing? Mojo? This is

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<v Speaker 1>what you do?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you put three and in a glass mug, put

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<v Speaker 5>a little bit of milk, a little bit of milk or.

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<v Speaker 1>Half in half if you got it, scramble it up,

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<v Speaker 1>throw it in a microwave. Minute and forty five and

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<v Speaker 1>they're got McDonald's eggies. Yeah, Chelsea is gonna complain about

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<v Speaker 1>the smell we met. We all remember back in the

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<v Speaker 1>day when every one of these people, including this lady

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<v Speaker 1>over here, would complain because I would eat hard boiled

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<v Speaker 1>eggs every day and the smell is so bad. In

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<v Speaker 1>the studio microwaves. The microwaves is worse bad, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>so good. But they're good and you'll love it. And

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<v Speaker 1>I got it. I got away from all that because

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<v Speaker 1>I got food shamed. So what's up, Angela? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good?

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<v Speaker 6>So okay, you are acting like Shannon is speaking a

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<v Speaker 6>completely different language.

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<v Speaker 1>I swear to you, she is you grab it? You

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<v Speaker 1>grab you grab a bowl? What's a bowl? What's ne

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<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you a question. How often do you

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<v Speaker 1>run your dishwasher at home? Anybody? Angela? Probably once, probably

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<v Speaker 1>once a day, once a day. Do you know I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know that I don't run my dishwasher more

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<v Speaker 1>than once a week, once or twice a day. I

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<v Speaker 1>go once a week. That's how little I actually use

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<v Speaker 1>my use dishes and stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>That's the sign to stop doordashing, I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, that's why I decided that this is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm spending too much money on door dash, and I

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<v Speaker 1>go into.

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<v Speaker 6>Your kitchen and become familiar with the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly don't think anything works in there. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's the operator. It's like TV shows, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>TV shows have fake uh facades and stuff. It's a set.

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<v Speaker 3>You know tonight you have to go in and do

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<v Speaker 3>an Instagram live from your kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell you you have to do didn't Megan used to

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<v Speaker 1>do that and get huge numbers. Yeah, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>start making eggy bites and stuff. What's up, Kate?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, if you want to even make it better and

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<v Speaker 6>have starbucked egg bites, you add cuttage cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>This might be the worst topic anytime.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, just like, just like you said, Shannon, you

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<v Speaker 6>can add pretty much whatever you have left over in

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<v Speaker 6>the fridge to it, but adding that cottage cheese just

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<v Speaker 6>gives it such an amazing consistent.

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<v Speaker 1>Kate, you know what I have in my house right now,

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<v Speaker 1>because if you see what my wife looks like, my

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<v Speaker 1>wife is wasting a weight to nothing. She's more focused

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<v Speaker 1>on her you know, weight than I am. If you

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<v Speaker 1>my kids won't even come home to visit us because

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<v Speaker 1>you open up what used to be the cabinet with

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<v Speaker 1>cheese its and goldfish and and all that stuff you

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<v Speaker 1>know we got in there now, amino acid powder and

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<v Speaker 1>protein powder and a bunch of freaking like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of naturals or some crazy stuff. Seriously, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the most boring she does. She looks amazing, and honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I look too bad too, Okate.

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<v Speaker 6>I was going to say, actually, Moja, you are looking

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<v Speaker 6>thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate that. I might make some bites today. See

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<v Speaker 1>that tell you I'm on TikTok. It's not hard. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a faster process. Bro, Why don't we do this

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<v Speaker 1>as a show. Why don't we all group FaceTime live

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<v Speaker 1>tonight like we used to do back in COVID, And

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<v Speaker 1>we'll all be in our own kitchens and well, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>make something in our own kitchens. I'm wait, it wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>it be kind of fun. I'll be home anyway. Bianca

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<v Speaker 1>and Lydia, Do you guys want to join the fun

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<v Speaker 1>or are you bored?

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<v Speaker 2>My mom's already on TikTok Live cooking.

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<v Speaker 1>She dolmost shows on there.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, oh my god, I might join TikTok. We could

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<v Speaker 2>probably just join in on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Last time I went on TikTok Live and made food,

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<v Speaker 1>the people felt so bad for me because I was

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<v Speaker 1>so bad, so they've been me money to buy food.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'll throw something in the air. Fryer.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you got let's do it.