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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because if I have like one of the

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Speaker 1: No, because you would sneak in a jump rope of

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Speaker 6: Everything else you can get, you can get in prison,

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Speaker 3: Yes, what are some of the cool things you saw?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Listen, a DVD DVD player.

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Speaker 6: That's how That's how old I am that think somebody

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Speaker 5: And when I was locked up, there was a guard

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Speaker 3: If they tread their line.

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Speaker 1: I think the guards are trying to break up the phone.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the doodlers sayings brought in, brought in that Nintendo DS.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, with the twenty days twenty day Hey, wait, last

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Speaker 3: Man, I have to I just let it go, my man. Listen,

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Speaker 3: That's all I need. Because you got the money, then

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Speaker 3: Guy, no man. First, when I would get me it's

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Speaker 3: I didn't say that though, d rugs, Yes, yes, d rugs.

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Speaker 3: And then again then what happens with that is I

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Jed wants a string, a piece of string. He

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Speaker 6: Guilty.

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Speaker 1: Hey, oh my man, I'll text you as guilty as charged. Okay,

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