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Speaker 1: Who coming to the power to your morning showed us
Speaker 1: Wednesday for twenty ninth of twenty twenty six. All we
Speaker 1: do is win Minnesota Wild take a three to two
Speaker 1: series lead. I'm Corey, That's Chris, that's Paul, There's Zach,
Speaker 1: there's John Kriesel High High Hight on a Wednesday, Happy Wednesday,
Speaker 1: because we're at Grandview Friday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're here today. I'm here today.
Speaker 7: Appreciate the swap, of course, thanks for having me appreciate
Speaker 7: the swap.
Speaker 1: In three games to the Wild take a series lead,
Speaker 1: let's go. He's got a hold on, man, hold on
Speaker 1: for one more day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I think the old The only reason I
Speaker 4: feel like there was unease last night was because of
Speaker 4: our history. That's it. They played so well. They had
Speaker 4: a couple untimely penalties. You get rid of those. They
Speaker 4: whooped that ass last night. And we made Jamie Ben bleed.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's fun.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, after he cross checked what's his face in
Speaker 6: the neck?
Speaker 7: Yeah, but before he caught a igh stick. Yeah, and
Speaker 7: which is fine.
Speaker 4: It's okay for us to get a break once in
Speaker 4: a while.
Speaker 7: Don't say that to Dallas fans. And someone told me
Speaker 7: to lick their teams.
Speaker 1: I saw that, and you said, take me out to
Speaker 1: dinner first.
Speaker 4: It's funny. What sports does to relatively normal looking people.
Speaker 1: Sure get weird. Man. Imagine though, if your life is
Speaker 1: finding Twitter accounts for the opposing fan base and then
Speaker 1: arguing with him, and like, that guy found your tweet.
Speaker 1: That guy doesn't follow you, right, he just found you
Speaker 1: somehow in the Twitter fight algorithm. He's like, this guy's
Speaker 1: ripping my Dallas stars. Hey, John Griesel, lick my taint
Speaker 1: button bar. And you're like, you gotta take me out
Speaker 1: to dinner first. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I used to mess with people on Twitter more when
Speaker 7: I had no time and write.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that guy like probably has a wife and
Speaker 1: kids and a job, and yeah, he just told some
Speaker 1: random veteran from Minnesota Vietnam.
Speaker 7: Vet Vietnam, paint lick my men trail exactly.
Speaker 2: You guys are taking that as if he was taking
Speaker 2: a shot at him or something.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was a legitimate invitation. Maybe maybe he's such
Speaker 1: a fan of yours. It's like, please, you're attractive to me,
Speaker 1: you seem nice, Please do this to me.
Speaker 7: It was either take me to dinner or it's actually
Speaker 7: called the perineum. Yeah, the ABC Area a superstar used
Speaker 7: to call it four to two.
Speaker 1: The Minnesota Wild Wind got dicey for a second a
Speaker 1: second late, didn't it feel again back to Minnesota sports.
Speaker 1: It felt like, are we going to find a way
Speaker 1: for them to what are we doing? Pull the goalie here?
Speaker 1: With like five minutes to go, they we had a
Speaker 1: four on four, but then they pulled the goalie to
Speaker 1: make it a five on four, so they turned it
Speaker 1: into a power play. Roberson scores and I'm like, are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? He's this really going to fall apart?
Speaker 1: And then Carill the thrill just powers that empty netter.
Speaker 1: That was just all will right. He does like the
Speaker 1: fake out and was it Haskin And I forget who
Speaker 1: bit on it, but just completely bites on it. And
Speaker 1: then Carill just kind of goes around him and then
Speaker 1: grinds for the empty netter to see it right, it hard?
Speaker 1: That was sick man, grind it hard. It was We're
Speaker 1: the better team. But the road team has won three
Speaker 1: out of the five games, back to what Zachary said
Speaker 1: weeks ago. But I'm not so sure home ice matters.
Speaker 1: Road team has won three out of five. Back to
Speaker 1: the fact that this is Minnesota sports. I have no
Speaker 1: interest in going back to Dallas for a game seven.
Speaker 1: That would make me unbelievably nervous. I know we can
Speaker 1: do it. We've already won there twice. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back to Dallas for Game seven.
Speaker 1: I'd be grapping my pants, not maybe literally.
Speaker 4: So for the x'es and O's folks. Was missing Zu Corrello.
Speaker 4: This big of a deal, Zacho. I mean, yes, yes,
Speaker 4: and no.
Speaker 8: I think from the power play perspective, it was absolutely
Speaker 8: no ideal. But yeah, I mean, have a you know,
Speaker 8: your top four, one of your top fowards out, it's
Speaker 8: it's going to affect your game. And they certainly had
Speaker 8: to fight through it. But I think he is, you know,
Speaker 8: in terms of his on ice productivity, he's just as
Speaker 8: important off ice. I think we saw in the postgame
Speaker 8: press conference, you know, just how important he was to
Speaker 8: and vice versa. So yeah, he is, uh, you know,
Speaker 8: one of the main glue pieces of this team. And
Speaker 8: when he took him out of that that lineup, it
Speaker 8: certainly caused some waves into the Wilde's credit, they still
Speaker 8: battled their way back, gotta you know, got the series
Speaker 8: tied up and you know, put themselves in that position
Speaker 8: last night to take the lead. And and as you
Speaker 8: guys mentioned, I mean just dominant, dominant effort. I mean,
Speaker 8: you know you will talk about the penalties. I mean
Speaker 8: that those are going to happen. It's it's it's a
Speaker 8: sixty minute hockey game. You're gonna get into trouble here
Speaker 8: and there. But overall that was a just incredible effort. Great,
Speaker 8: this team is different. I don't even I would say
Speaker 8: this too. If it is another fifty to fifty game
Speaker 8: like we had last week with the double overtime work
Speaker 8: go either way and Dallas gets a bounce and they win,
Speaker 8: I'm not I'm not as worried as you are core
Speaker 8: about Game seven. I don't want to go back, uh certainly,
Speaker 8: But if we do have to go back, I don't
Speaker 8: think it's I don't think it's as nightmare of as a.
Speaker 8: I think the Wild very well win in Dallas. Again,
Speaker 8: they've been the better team throughout the series, and oddly enough,
Speaker 8: they've been the better team I think in Dallas the
Speaker 8: series as well.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: First of all, let's let's have Matt Boldy score a
Speaker 1: goal that gets wiped away, because then inevitably he's going
Speaker 1: to get one pursuing after that, a real one. Can
Speaker 1: you can you explain to me why the first one
Speaker 1: got wiped away, because le Panta and Ryan Carter both
Speaker 1: pretty quickly were like, yeah, I don't think this one's
Speaker 1: going to stand, and I'm like, man, I want I'm
Speaker 1: not missing because I don't know. Especially Carter was like
Speaker 1: they were all over a goal like this one's going
Speaker 1: to get reversed, and I'm like, man, I don't understand
Speaker 1: hockey enough because it looked like it was kind of
Speaker 1: incidental and it looked like Boldie kind of crashed in
Speaker 1: but didn't look I don't like explain Goali interference on
Speaker 1: why that goal got wiped away.
Speaker 8: I mean, the black and white interpretation of that play
Speaker 8: is BOLDI stick moved Ottinger's pad in the goal crease,
Speaker 8: and he moved it out of the way, and the
Speaker 8: puck went in and didn't give Ottinger the opportunity to
Speaker 8: make a safe accurate that's the But to me, I'd
Speaker 8: have to look more at the letter of the law itself.
Speaker 8: My biggest problem is the fact that he was basically
Speaker 8: he was tripped into Ottinger and then Heskin in the
Speaker 8: stars guy put the puck in the net, and I'm
Speaker 8: you know, I mean, if you want to. You know,
Speaker 8: I'm an exaggerated example. You know, if if a guy
Speaker 8: picks up a wild defender a wild forward throws him
Speaker 8: into Ottinger and then takes the puck and puts it
Speaker 8: in his own net, is that goaltender interference?
Speaker 1: Yet I don't think it is.
Speaker 8: You know, a lot of people thought it was black
Speaker 8: and white, and I get why they did, because again,
Speaker 8: his stick did move the pad of Ottinger. But it's like, well,
Speaker 8: you got to take the whole context of the situation
Speaker 8: into a new account in my opinion, and I think
Speaker 8: it was definitely more gray area than some more making
Speaker 8: it out to be. But as you mentioned Carr, I
Speaker 8: mean his his ability, his mental fortitude to have these Now,
Speaker 8: obviously I think that the kicking goal the other day
Speaker 8: was but I don't think he ever even thought himself.
Speaker 1: I mean he I don't even think he was trying
Speaker 1: to put it into that.
Speaker 8: I think he was trying to just kick it somewhere
Speaker 8: and not have it leave that general area.
Speaker 4: And though after they made the call and overturn the goal,
Speaker 4: he was discussing it with the official calmly and was
Speaker 4: sort of agreeing, and then the official like patted him
Speaker 4: on the chest like all good, this was the rule.
Speaker 4: He didn't freak out.
Speaker 1: He does no tilt. No Tilt's unlike the team on
Speaker 1: the other side of this. They seemed to tilt very easy. Yes,
Speaker 1: they seem to tilt a little bit. You don't like
Speaker 1: again as a guy that's always been a casual hockey fan,
Speaker 1: but I just love playoff hockey. Yah the best. Uh
Speaker 1: it is nuts? How like it in the NFL you
Speaker 1: could have like a second quarter catch on the sidelines
Speaker 1: that might give you a first down or might the punt,
Speaker 1: and the reps will look at it for fifteen and
Speaker 1: a half minutes. Yeah, and you're like Jesus, I mean like, but.
Speaker 4: It's pretty clear too.
Speaker 1: Even if it's close, it's like it looks like he
Speaker 1: might have dragged his foot. I can't quite tell if
Speaker 1: the ball is still bobbling. But this is not like
Speaker 1: a make or break, end of game kind of scenario,
Speaker 1: and it'll take forever. Most hockey games don't have a
Speaker 1: goal that are controversial. If they do, like last night,
Speaker 1: like that one, they had the review done in about
Speaker 1: forty seconds. It was like, Yeah, that's going this is
Speaker 1: a huge call, huge, right, it's a goal in a
Speaker 1: hockey game, might be the game winning, might be there's
Speaker 1: no guarantee that there's more goals that might just be in.
Speaker 1: It might be two, one wild, that's the game maybe right,
Speaker 1: you never know. And it's like we looked at it
Speaker 1: looked like it's not goal. We're gonna wipe this one away.
Speaker 1: It's like Jesus, that was fast.
Speaker 7: They did a good job explaining, though, for sure they
Speaker 7: I just love the efficiency of NHL reviews.
Speaker 1: Now. I'm sure there's ones that take much much longer
Speaker 1: than that, but it seems like they get the one
Speaker 1: the other relatively quickly for how important they are.
Speaker 7: The Ducks game in overtime, that took a while, as
Speaker 7: it should because part of the puck was hidden by
Speaker 7: the goalie skate, so they sort of had to estimate
Speaker 7: whether it crossed the line completely, which it did, But
Speaker 7: that one took forever and it probably wasn't forever, but
Speaker 7: because we're so used to these like quick ones, it
Speaker 7: felt like forever. But that was to decide the game.
Speaker 7: It was in overtime, it was the game winning goal.
Speaker 7: You need to take all the time you need.
Speaker 1: There and how about tomorrow? Yeah, six yeah, per let's
Speaker 1: go six.
Speaker 7: When is the last time we've had both teams have
Speaker 7: the chance to clinch Probably never on the same.
Speaker 4: Day to advance to the next round at home. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just me, It is.
Speaker 1: Just so I feel so confident.
Speaker 6: Yeah, correct, I think the Wolves are going to lose,
Speaker 6: but don't I don't know, you just need a couple bounces.
Speaker 7: You're right now the problem and won't be back for
Speaker 7: the next round. So I mean, it's like advance and
Speaker 7: then Cyon and the.
Speaker 1: Spurs wrapped it up last night and they're just gonna
Speaker 1: sit back and wait for for this series. Hopefully they
Speaker 1: wanted to go seven, of course, but Wenby gets a
Speaker 1: little extra rest field knocked around nogging that he's dealing with,
Speaker 1: although it doesn't seem to bother him. He looks like
Speaker 1: he's just fine. Yeah, that team's an absolute was as
Speaker 1: you like it. It's a wagon, yep, they teams. Yep.
Speaker 1: He just had six blocks last night, by the ways,
Speaker 1: and no big deal, God, no big deal. You know.
Speaker 1: Wemby is seven to four ish, maybe almost seven to five.
Speaker 1: That dude could literally not use a ladder and still
Speaker 1: clean out his gutters. Yeah, think about it. He probably
Speaker 1: shouldn't worry about it.
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Speaker 1: It's the absolute best. My dad has it. I have it.
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Speaker 1: He's not going to Wendy's not. If you're not seven four,
Speaker 1: you should look in the gutter helmet. Yeah, but even
Speaker 1: if you are seven four, he shouldn't be cleaning out leaves.
Speaker 1: He's precious cargo. Yeah, somebody will do that for him.
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Speaker 1: You wonder, you wonder if you will? I hope he does.
Speaker 1: He might, I think he will. John Kriesel is here.
Speaker 1: Parker Fox will be here later again. No, forget power
Speaker 1: Trip in a grand View Tomorrow night, hell and Friday morning.
Speaker 1: That'll be super fun. This is the Power Trip Morning
Speaker 1: Show on the.
Speaker 2: Good Morning the Wilder Victorious. It's three two lead heading
Speaker 2: back here Thursday night. You can watch with us with
Speaker 2: us up a grand view if you'd like. Hell, yeah,
Speaker 2: should be playing games, So who wants to play game
Speaker 2: with the Wilder playing in the playoffs behind us.
Speaker 1: Jack chack, chack. There we go, just the sixth time.
Speaker 1: What is going on with this thing? It's a piece
Speaker 1: of Bess's, a piece of U S.
Speaker 4: Check check.
Speaker 2: Should you know about the game being on behind us
Speaker 2: when we're supposed to be playing games?
Speaker 3: Should we play games in the breaks?
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the intermission.
Speaker 2: Like Hide the Penis. It's a game that you play.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like playtail on the.
Speaker 1: Dog would be on a volunteer basis.
Speaker 2: Calm down, Come on, man, nobody getting held down against this.
Speaker 1: Well, you're taking my dad. Oh that's later, Yes, that's
Speaker 1: lawyer Lambert. After that's right. Oh yeah, So come watch
Speaker 1: the come watch the old wild We'll do an impromptu
Speaker 1: you know, watch party at the grand By tomorrow night.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, man, and then the Wolves start at eight
Speaker 1: thirty eight fifty. Right, we got games and prizes. We'll
Speaker 1: play initials tomorrow night at that grand View. I've heard
Speaker 1: not one hundred percent sure. I think Commons there this
Speaker 1: weekend as well. I know the power Trip is for sure.
Speaker 1: The Power Trip is absolutely there, for sure, and I
Speaker 1: don't Yeah, let me look at it. He was he
Speaker 1: was asking about, asking if he could go. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he's not in the pictures, So maybe I'm wrong, Maybe
Speaker 1: he's not up there. Maybe it's got to be just us.
Speaker 1: We're a much bigger deal, right, I mean, we're a
Speaker 1: bigger draw. That's why they're asking us, correct. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine they would ask him.
Speaker 6: I can't wait to go up there and take a
Speaker 6: deep breath, truly, truly get away from all your stress,
Speaker 6: a true exhale up at Grand View.
Speaker 2: Is there a place on the planet that I could
Speaker 2: live where I didn't have to deal with allergies?
Speaker 1: Do you think the desert Antarctica? Maybe? Well these seees
Speaker 1: like two extreme places, both deserts. Yeah, Las Vegas, Las Vegas. Sure,
Speaker 1: you know I have to deal with allergies there.
Speaker 7: Well, different kind of allergies with your private part or
Speaker 7: if you go to Excalibur, you have to dodge legionnaires.
Speaker 4: Okay, you already had that. Don't drink the tap water.
Speaker 2: That you got.
Speaker 1: I got it once I did. Didn't you get it
Speaker 1: because of some like there was a business. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was polluted it into the air.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot about their ac unit was yeah, spitting
Speaker 2: stuff up. I just happened to grab it. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: know how I am heavy breather. Yeah, listen to this cause.
Speaker 2: The tourist holidaying in Egypt has died after what is
Speaker 2: believed to be a cobra was allowed to crawl up
Speaker 2: his trouser leg during a snake charming show in Egypt.
Speaker 2: The fifty seven year old had been attending the performance
Speaker 2: of Snake Charmer and herb Gotta alongside three other members
Speaker 2: of his family when the incident took place. During the show,
Speaker 2: which was hosted by at a hotel, tours were able
Speaker 2: to hold the snakes and place them around their necks,
Speaker 2: but the Snake Charmer let one of the reptiles, thought
Speaker 2: to be a cobra, climb up the Bavarian taurist trouser leg.
Speaker 2: The unnamed man was bitten by the snake, according to police,
Speaker 2: and began to show clear signs of poisoning. Snake said
Speaker 2: he thought he saw another snake in there. He went
Speaker 2: into cardiac arrest. Try not to but anti did they
Speaker 2: give him anti dam? You would think they'd have some
Speaker 2: on hand, you think they would, right, Yeah, he went
Speaker 2: into the cardiac arrest. They had to resuscitate him, they
Speaker 2: rushed in the hospital, he died. Public Prosecutor's office and
Speaker 2: the criminal police in that city we're investigating. According to
Speaker 2: a police spokesperson, the investigates is not currently focused specifically
Speaker 2: on the snake charmer, but is being conducted openly just
Speaker 2: in case somebody else was responsible for that snake.
Speaker 1: Well, I would argue the guy that got bit is responsible.
Speaker 1: Who lets a snake tim up your leg at a
Speaker 1: snake charming? Yeah hey you get your damn snake off me?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, hey, No let him let him go up
Speaker 1: your trouser legs. No hard pass, hard pass, you'll do
Speaker 1: it on cobra.
Speaker 7: If that cobra and did that to Lexington Steel and
Speaker 7: looked that squirmed backwards a.
Speaker 1: Chuck Norris d scenario, I'm sorry about her, you, sir,
Speaker 1: Paul snake he is a gun to bloats on right,
Speaker 1: or would say, that's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Man,
Speaker 1: I need more details, but I'm leaning towards blaming the tourists.
Speaker 4: He's not blameless.
Speaker 1: No snake up your leg unless it was again immediate
Speaker 1: and unintentional. Snake just flew right up there. Alkay also
Speaker 1: stand further back it's a snake charming show. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not within fifty miles of a snake charming show, let
Speaker 1: alone five ten feet.
Speaker 6: No, keep it away from me, keep it away from
Speaker 6: I'll just keep walking now I don't used to see it.
Speaker 1: I'll just move on. Remind me to not go to Egypt, right,
Speaker 1: they have snakes and whatnot. You know, why do people
Speaker 1: go outside? Nobody listens to me, No, no one does.
Speaker 1: There's allergies outside, there's cobras outside, there's sharks in the water.
Speaker 1: You know what's inside slot machines. You gotta give me
Speaker 1: a chance to guess.
Speaker 6: Well, I would bet a lot of money that's what
Speaker 6: that one would have guessed, and that one would have
Speaker 6: been hockey.
Speaker 7: You want to know something awesome about Florida, You can
Speaker 7: go on slot machines on your iPad.
Speaker 4: I saw I want a couple of hundred bucks man.
Speaker 1: Watching the wolves and just forget it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I know that, it's over for me.
Speaker 4: The game. They're kind of lame during knockoffs of other ones.
Speaker 4: But it's a legit. It's hard rock. Bat Oh, and
Speaker 4: played some slots in bed and you met the Wizard
Speaker 4: of Oz, You met Dwayne he does look like those
Speaker 4: of us. He does, but he's Wayne Gretzky. That was
Speaker 4: the great one.
Speaker 2: That's the coolest man. How was he was He nice
Speaker 2: to you, very nice? Did you say anything obtuse?
Speaker 4: Oh? He just there.
Speaker 7: A lot of the attendees at the fundraiser were you know,
Speaker 7: there was kind of a line to meet him afterwards,
Speaker 7: and it wasn't a big group, and it was a
Speaker 7: pretty it was a controlled environment. I mean, you have
Speaker 7: to go through secret service to get in there. So
Speaker 7: his guard was down, but he waved me to the front.
Speaker 7: He said, great speech, shook my hand, we took a photo.
Speaker 1: Awesome. That's sweet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he seems very very normal. Yep. Joe Ywandyke was
Speaker 4: there too. He's a Hall of Famer, So yeah, it
Speaker 4: was cool.
Speaker 1: Does that mess with your head a little bit that
Speaker 1: Wayne Gretzky listened to your life story or your speech.
Speaker 1: That's kind of nuts, right, I thought about it, but
Speaker 1: I was up there. It was one of the Wayne
Speaker 1: listening to your story.
Speaker 2: This was a.
Speaker 7: Shortened version because I was focused on like about fifteen
Speaker 7: So I did my part as to get the hook
Speaker 7: and just kind of talk about what veterans go through
Speaker 7: and then I pivoted to you talking about how important
Speaker 7: it is to raise money for military families, which is
Speaker 7: what United Heroes League does.
Speaker 4: So oh yeah.
Speaker 7: I went up there and I was like, all right,
Speaker 7: My wife goes, Yeah, you seemed definitely more I was.
Speaker 7: I had to prepare for this one a lot differently
Speaker 7: than I do for my normal ones. But yeah, it
Speaker 7: was one of those holy smokes, pinch me moments for sure.
Speaker 1: It's cool. Who else was there?
Speaker 7: It was a bunch of wealthy business owners. The lady
Speaker 7: that hosted it was from Paul She has the Netflix
Speaker 7: She's on the Netflix show like Members Only Palm Beach,
Speaker 7: Wives of Palm Beach or something like that.
Speaker 4: So she was the host and she's the member there
Speaker 4: at mar A Lago.
Speaker 7: So then yeah, just invited a bunch of wealthy business
Speaker 7: people and just she's trying to trying to raise my Yeah,
Speaker 7: I don't think they play the level of slots I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was mar Lago or everything you thought it would be?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was cool, way more laid back than I
Speaker 4: would have thought.
Speaker 1: Is it like a different level a rich person?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah. Someone in the room said that it's
Speaker 4: two million initiation fee, and then I didn't hear what
Speaker 4: the annual right is, but it is like that is gorgeous.
Speaker 4: There's people in there in the other room. So there's
Speaker 4: this big event raising a ton of money for a
Speaker 4: good cause, and then there's people just having a breakfast
Speaker 4: on a Sunday in the other room with the view
Speaker 4: of the ocean and the Bogy ball field or whatever.
Speaker 4: And then you look past there and you see, you know,
Speaker 4: squad cars with their lights flashing and the roads kind
Speaker 4: of blocked. Because it's a secret service runs it. You
Speaker 4: have to get searched to go in and.
Speaker 1: Even when the president's at there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because it's I'm guessing, because someone could go in
Speaker 7: there and leave something. Yeah, so they make Yeah, but
Speaker 7: they do a good job of like you go through
Speaker 7: that security, your search, and then once you're in there,
Speaker 7: just like okay, you can just kind of stroll around
Speaker 7: because it's secure in there.
Speaker 4: So they know that you're good because.
Speaker 1: They said not go like an airport or something. Right
Speaker 1: back to the breakfast thing, for a second, when you
Speaker 1: walk by the breakfast place, any chance, you just saw
Speaker 1: Rosie reading the paper by himself.
Speaker 7: I had to try so and I didn't do it.
Speaker 7: I didn't want to hurt feelings, but I have so
Speaker 7: badly wanted to say a rivedert. So my wife's like,
Speaker 7: don't he might not. You guys can You guys can
Speaker 7: rip them more than I can.
Speaker 1: But a rider at West Palm how many? How many
Speaker 1: days were you in Florida? Three? That must have been
Speaker 1: a true exhale from all your stress in the cities.
Speaker 6: It was I'm glad you win, lovely, Yeah, I'm glad
Speaker 6: you got that break.
Speaker 1: Dwayne freaking gretz That Dwayne Jetski. Yeah, yep, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: make Gretzky's head bleed. Come on, man, it's the playoffs. Playoffs.
Speaker 1: It's one of the best bits ever, so good. What's
Speaker 1: the bits from Swingers? Great video game? We're playing NHL?
Speaker 1: What ninety five? Elite? Man, I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed.
Speaker 1: Vince Vaughnd that's peak n Vince Vaughn.
Speaker 2: Great, Mike Musslin, he dies alright, yeahs alive. But oh
Speaker 2: told me I should watch the Hulk Cogan documentary on Netflix.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was right. It's really really good, man, it's
Speaker 1: really really good.
Speaker 9: Is it pretty new? I don't think Yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 9: just came out. It's a it's multiple episodes.
Speaker 1: To make it like him more or lesser the same same.
Speaker 2: I just made him a human, you know, showed a
Speaker 2: bunch of old time he wrestlers now, which is sad,
Speaker 2: you know, Yeah, but his story was really interesting.
Speaker 7: Was there an acts to grind or all of these
Speaker 7: obviously have an agenda, But I like when I don't know,
Speaker 7: it's just a little bit tame.
Speaker 1: Sure, sir, this was it seemed like it was.
Speaker 2: It was pro Hulk, but it didn't cover up like
Speaker 2: In fact, a major part of episode two was when
Speaker 2: he made them say. He says it because you know,
Speaker 2: obviously he's on camera before he died, and he says it.
Speaker 1: He must have.
Speaker 3: They were making the documentary before.
Speaker 2: He died, and then he died I think during the
Speaker 2: document okay, And but he says I said I wasn't
Speaker 2: doing steroids.
Speaker 1: I lied. It was I made a major mistake. I lied.
Speaker 1: He said.
Speaker 2: People depended on me to be the ultimate American guy
Speaker 2: who told the truth and took his vitamins. And I
Speaker 2: stood on television in front of people who said I
Speaker 2: wasn't taking steroids when I was.
Speaker 3: There was a major turning point.
Speaker 4: For and it's it's not always good to see if
Speaker 4: everyone jumped off a bridge, would you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, everybody was.
Speaker 2: Exactly The problem was he went on and specifically said
Speaker 2: I do not take steroids.
Speaker 4: He said that without being asked, right, didn't have nobody else.
Speaker 2: Everybody else was like they didn't comment, you know, but
Speaker 2: he went on and said, I don't do steroids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could be like, ask me if I've ever
Speaker 4: done steroids?
Speaker 3: Have you ever done steroids?
Speaker 4: Did you see that goal by BOLDI lot right.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, that's it, you know again, McGuire and Sosa
Speaker 1: launching nine thousand foot home runs and it was the
Speaker 1: greatest season in the history of baseball. Who gives a
Speaker 1: rats ass If a wrestler's doing it right, there's supposed
Speaker 1: to me like cartoonish. His health matters to him, but
Speaker 1: the rest of us, I don't. I never cared if
Speaker 1: Haulcogan was juicing. No, like you said, maybe it's exactly fact.
Speaker 4: That is different that you just say. By the way
Speaker 4: on Natural.
Speaker 2: Round, Yeah right, yeah right, body fat yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's really really good man.
Speaker 4: And four episodes three two.
Speaker 2: You know, I didn't know how many episodes I'm almost
Speaker 2: through the second one, and they're long. But his son
Speaker 2: never heard that. I knew he had a son, never
Speaker 2: seen or heard of him, took care of his daddy.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 1: Awesome, Yeah, really cool, really good.
Speaker 4: I'll check it out. I was a huge fan. I mean, wasn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all were.
Speaker 4: That was peak.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean there's an interesting part about the Ultimate Warrior,
Speaker 2: and I had no idea. I remember the Ultimate Warrior,
Speaker 2: but I didn't know that. When Hulk wanted to retire,
Speaker 2: they're like, Okay, it's going to be ultim Warrior and
Speaker 2: everybody's like, he's a terrible wrestler.
Speaker 3: This is a terrible choice.
Speaker 2: It's really interesting, man, It's it's way more in depth
Speaker 2: that I ever thought I would care to know about the.
Speaker 1: W W Hulkamanium man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I will watch it.
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Speaker 1: two over the Stars. They take a three to two
Speaker 1: series lead. The Wild took a three to one third
Speaker 1: period lead when Michael mccaeron pushed one past Otten Jert.
Speaker 1: Another sneaky, sneaky move by Billy g Right getting Michael McCahon.
Speaker 1: That's pretty sick. Robertson scored for the fifth straight game
Speaker 1: in the series. And I think it's something like didn't
Speaker 1: he score like the last two or three of the
Speaker 1: regular seasons? Act two? Yes, so it's something like eight
Speaker 1: straight games that guy scored a goal, But it's all
Speaker 1: five in the series. Caprizov those scored a minute and
Speaker 1: twenty one seconds later, with two minutes left, with the
Speaker 1: empty netit to absolutely ice it vaultaid with twenty saves.
Speaker 1: Zucarello scored in the first. That was his first game
Speaker 1: back after a three game absence with the upper body
Speaker 1: injury that he suffered in Game one. Yeah, man, game
Speaker 1: six Thursday in Saint Paul. That's tomorrow at six thirty. Again.
Speaker 1: The Wild have not been to the second round of
Speaker 1: the Stanley Cup playoffs since twenty fifteen. They've lost their
Speaker 1: last nine playoff series, but that can end tomorrow in
Speaker 1: Saint Paul. And like I mentioned before, the road team
Speaker 1: has won three of the five games in this series.
Speaker 4: Corey twenty two is what it opened at Wild favored
Speaker 4: and now we're around twenty eighteen one twenty.
Speaker 1: It looks like so skid her down tomorrow.
Speaker 9: Pretty substantial, ys, Christopher, what do you think it would
Speaker 9: sound like if Zucarella wasn't just a hockey player's name,
Speaker 9: it was a French cigarette.
Speaker 2: M here with a commercial for the French cigarette Zicarello.
Speaker 2: This meets us, Paul Lambert.
Speaker 1: Uh we we.
Speaker 6: When I need a long relaxing break, in a long
Speaker 6: deep breath, I reach for a Zucarello, high in tar,
Speaker 6: high end tuxins, no filter. They give me exactly what
Speaker 6: I need from a break from reality. If you also
Speaker 6: need a break from reality, suck down a Zicarello today.
Speaker 4: Did I send you guys the picture of the cigarette ad?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the the name of that restaurant was Greece.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was awesome, great place to watch sports. Yeah,
Speaker 7: those ads are preposterous. I know, Christman, most doctors, this
Speaker 7: is a doctor's choice.
Speaker 1: This where you're like fine, yeah, and they probably were.
Speaker 1: Probably everybody smoked back then. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 4: On an airplane.
Speaker 1: Oh, wide receiver. Juwan Jennings visited the Vikings. I guess
Speaker 1: yesterday and partially today. Right. He was supposed to be
Speaker 1: in town last evening night, right now, Yeah, I mean, look,
Speaker 1: he has spent his entire career with the Niners. He
Speaker 1: is looking for some cash. The Vikings need a third
Speaker 1: wide receiver last time I checked. It makes a lot
Speaker 1: of sense. And they have some cash. Well the cash
Speaker 1: before Yeah, beat boop fixed like whatever, you just move
Speaker 1: some money around, right, you fix the glitch?
Speaker 7: Not enough to keep the computer the beat bop boop
Speaker 7: boop was broken.
Speaker 1: Maybe they forgot to hit the buttons. Yeah, I bet
Speaker 1: they did. All you gotta do, all you gotta do
Speaker 1: is go to Christian Dearris and say, hey, what if
Speaker 1: we give you ninety eight percent of your money in
Speaker 1: twenty thirty nine, and we'll just say that this year
Speaker 1: you made five bucks. Beat hoop boot boom fixed, and
Speaker 1: then you can sign whoever you want to whatever you want.
Speaker 1: The example used the other day.
Speaker 6: I think Dak Prescott is playing for a million dollars
Speaker 6: but gonna make about seventy five.
Speaker 1: I think he pays the Cowboys this year three and
Speaker 1: a half million. Yeah, beat bop, beat boop fixed. They
Speaker 1: got it. I know that, and he gets it. Rosie's
Speaker 1: relaxed from Tuscany. Now listen to how relaxed you see.
Speaker 1: Vikings did not pick a wide receiver in last week's
Speaker 1: NFL draft, so all eyes on wide receiver. Ty Felton
Speaker 1: probably shouldn't be wide receiver number three until he proves
Speaker 1: that he can remotely do it. And maybe maybe I
Speaker 1: didn't think that you were Randy. Maybe maybe the Vikings
Speaker 1: believe that ty Felton is trending the right way, but
Speaker 1: obviously he's done nothing. It's hard to go into the
Speaker 1: season with an unproven guy that I know that. Honey,
Speaker 1: Ros you're so relaxed. You've been in sports for everybody, Chris.
Speaker 1: Do they talk about Randy Savage very much?
Speaker 2: It a few times, but no, But I do love
Speaker 2: there's some scenes and I don't know why this tickles
Speaker 2: me so much, but of all of them as just
Speaker 2: as normal guys lifting weights and Hulk's garage in the morning,
Speaker 2: you know, like on a regular day.
Speaker 1: Just that's what they did. They lifted weights. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: And there's Macho Man and there's Ultimate Warrior and there's
Speaker 2: Out and it's like, oh, they're just guys lifting weights
Speaker 2: like they did with with Star down this workout run.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he pee blood. Yeah he lifted weights. I kind
Speaker 6: of lifted.
Speaker 3: He pissed blood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was me at the auto show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, both of y'all.
Speaker 6: That was me after I did squats with him and
Speaker 6: Matt Burke and then I came to work on Sunday
Speaker 6: and pulled Hawk.
Speaker 1: Is how I go.
Speaker 6: I think I'm dying, and he'd known me for ten minutes.
Speaker 6: He's like, You're not dying, what's wrong? I go peak
Speaker 6: blood and you were like, what did you do, And
Speaker 6: I go, I was doing squats with Superstar and Matt Burke,
Speaker 6: and he goes, well, don't do that again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good advice.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, because they thought we were all NFL
Speaker 2: player Yeah they did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah he did.
Speaker 4: You can't do this.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, what do you mean you can't bench for
Speaker 6: fifty Oh yeah, as he's done an hour and a
Speaker 6: half on the stair stepper, Yeah, I can't start.
Speaker 1: The Mariners won seven to one over the Twins. Joe
Speaker 1: Ryan six inning and six hits, two runs, six strikeouts,
Speaker 1: looking up on your phone. The bullpen, though for the Twins,
Speaker 1: gave up five runs over the final three innings alone.
Speaker 1: Twins run was Buxton's fifth inning solo home run that
Speaker 1: was his seventh of the season. Good for him, manah,
Speaker 1: he's playing well.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah he is, see for another team.
Speaker 1: The Twins host Seattle again today at twelve forty Bradley
Speaker 1: on the mountd for the Twins, and then they host
Speaker 1: Toronto starting tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Yeah. It's I think exactly what we thought they would be.
Speaker 6: They don't have any kind of money in the bullpen.
Speaker 6: They have bought three guys on the team that don't
Speaker 6: belong on a major league roster. It's like a dollar
Speaker 6: an hour, and they've lost ten of their last twelve.
Speaker 6: It's it's going to be a tough stretch. And as
Speaker 6: Gleaman pointed out last night, your twins are eight and
Speaker 6: seventeen and Joe Ryan's last twenty five starts despite him
Speaker 6: only having a three point seven six ERA during that,
Speaker 6: they should win.
Speaker 1: All those games.
Speaker 6: But Joe Ryan will get them a nice trade package
Speaker 6: in about a month and a half.
Speaker 1: Hmm, it's not very nice.
Speaker 6: Well, it's not very nice, but it's the truth, and
Speaker 6: the truth, as flips Onners once said, can't be controversial.
Speaker 1: Truth is undefeated. If the bet was even money, how
Speaker 1: much money of your own money? How much money would
Speaker 1: you bet that Joe Ryan gets traded this year? Two
Speaker 1: hundred dollars that's the most you would go. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you're not super confident. I mean that's pretty confident. Dollars.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of money. Yeah, not really not if
Speaker 1: you're that confident. What would you bet? I don't care
Speaker 1: either way, and I don't know I bet two hundred dollars. Corey,
Speaker 1: I guess you were going to say more than that.
Speaker 1: You seem very convinced that you think Joe Ryan's getting traded. Well,
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten a text yet. Oh got it? Yes,
Speaker 1: got Christopher to ask another sports question. Sure, man, I
Speaker 1: love sports questions. You love chicken go on? Right? Not
Speaker 1: as much as Glenn Taylor, but sure?
Speaker 2: Would you live on a farm and grow your own
Speaker 2: chickens knowing you were going to eat them?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then something?
Speaker 4: What if someone else killed them and cleaned.
Speaker 3: The Yeah, somebody from raising canes to come over prepare them.
Speaker 3: But they were the ones you raised.
Speaker 4: You don't have to be head them or anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't if you'd like, I guess, Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you're into that, you're weird. Or do I have to
Speaker 1: clockwork orange it?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Do I have to sit on the porch and like
Speaker 1: walk no, watch them and like walk them through the
Speaker 1: you know, the old death chamber. No, but you know
Speaker 1: that's Jim. Okay, Well then no, I don't care. That's fine,
Speaker 1: don't care, Jim. I'm not gonna give them names. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to watch poker in my sixty two degree basement.
Speaker 1: They can just tell me when the chicken fingers are
Speaker 1: ready to call them. Hey, you I mean that's not
Speaker 1: me as me, and they're gonna eat them. I'm never
Speaker 1: going to go outside. I won't see him. I'll hear
Speaker 1: them once in a while. Yeah, and then when the
Speaker 1: slaughter starts, just turn the TV up.
Speaker 3: Up all night's sleep all day.
Speaker 4: Baby.
Speaker 1: Can't believe that guy's last name is Slaughter? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't either. You learn something new every day, Mark Slaughter.
Speaker 1: How many times you think you've seen them? Hugs? Oh? Geh.
Speaker 2: I actually we played with him at at greg Casino,
Speaker 2: maybe eight years ago something, I don't know, probably six, seven,
Speaker 2: eight times.
Speaker 1: But it would blow my mind today if Chris told
Speaker 1: me that the guy's name was James Anthrax. What we
Speaker 1: said Anthrax was a guy's name. Yeah, yeah, well, man,
Speaker 1: the eighties were weird.
Speaker 3: Drummer for Rise was Bill Rise?
Speaker 1: No really, nope.
Speaker 2: Hey, I a non political political joke. You guys ever
Speaker 2: watched John Stewart What is that show called?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Daily Show? Yeah, wins it on I think on
Speaker 1: Monday Mondays. He's on Mondays, but I think it's Monday
Speaker 1: through thursdays. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He described r FK yesterday. This is I think it
Speaker 2: is a great lion. I think this is I can't
Speaker 2: look at it. I just saw a picture of it.
Speaker 1: Why I brought it up?
Speaker 3: He called him.
Speaker 2: He said, RFK looks like the Hulk caught between being
Speaker 2: Bruce Banner and the Hulk, and it does.
Speaker 1: I can't see anything else I ever tell that's exactly
Speaker 1: what do you look? That's funny, man. I love that
Speaker 1: The Daily Show has adopted Triumph, the insult comic dog
Speaker 1: because that obviously he used to be a common bit.
Speaker 1: But the man they had Triumph on the other day
Speaker 1: and it just made me piss my pants? Was that
Speaker 1: last night?
Speaker 4: Maybe I watched it, so he's on once a week.
Speaker 1: John Stewart, Yeah, yeah, Monday, I didn't because I saw
Speaker 1: it on Instagram. I saw the Triumph clip on Instagram,
Speaker 1: So I don't know exactly when it aired, but it
Speaker 1: was post White House Correspondence Dinner incident, so it's like
Speaker 1: it's got to be. Maybe it was last he.
Speaker 8: Was on with John Monday himself Monday, but then the
Speaker 8: full report I haven't seen it, but supposedly was on
Speaker 8: last night from the Correspondence Dinner, which.
Speaker 1: God, Triumph is great. Yeah, because his joke about RFK
Speaker 1: was something like he didn't want to get shot at
Speaker 1: the White House Correspondence Dinner because he didn't want RFK
Speaker 1: to Edith carcass I love Triumphs. I love comedy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, everything's funny.
Speaker 1: Everything's funny. Yeah, comedy. What's that guy's name again? Is
Speaker 1: that Robert Smigel? Yeah? Triumph guy, that dude genius?
Speaker 4: Is this the first return of Triumph or I.
Speaker 1: Think he's been on The Daily Show in the past.
Speaker 1: But again it's I don't know how that works, right,
Speaker 1: Like was that property of NBC? Like who owns the
Speaker 1: rights to Triumph? If he's a piece of you know,
Speaker 1: a character on Conan Show for as long as he
Speaker 1: was good? Question, Michael have any intellectual property with that?
Speaker 3: I guess he probably does.
Speaker 1: I don't know how that works. Man, that's so weird.
Speaker 4: Weird.
Speaker 1: Well, I love that he's a free agent and he's
Speaker 1: now found The Daily Show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that guy's cool too, man, Spidle, he's the best
Speaker 2: if you've ever listened to him interviewed though his Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: great guy, great guy, really good guy.
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Speaker 2: Hey, by the way, today a little game of in
Speaker 2: the Box with Parker Fox.
Speaker 1: Jen why addition?
Speaker 4: Ooh, how long has it been since in the Box
Speaker 4: has been a while?
Speaker 2: It's been a while, and I liked the idea of
Speaker 2: in the Box with Parker Fox has a ring to it.
Speaker 1: It does. Yeah, that's very Sussian.
Speaker 2: But I love it with Parker fix because he never
Speaker 2: knows what I think he's gonna know. He doesn't know
Speaker 2: obvious things about our age bracket because he's so young.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know anything. He don't know.
Speaker 4: He's pretty learned for.
Speaker 3: His smart kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I try to do this all the time
Speaker 1: with myself. If you've been like, hey, here's a trivia
Speaker 1: question about a nineteen sixty two movie, Well in nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety six, I'd be like, why would I care about
Speaker 1: that movie? I don't care. I don't know that answer. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just times they are changing, right, late nineties is
Speaker 1: thirty years ago. He doesn't know, yeh, Box with Parker
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Speaker 1: Thank you, sir, You're welcome. The NCAA Tournament is in
Speaker 1: the final stages of expanding from sixty eight teams to
Speaker 1: seventy six teams, and it would begin this season. So
Speaker 1: right now they have the first four right where it's
Speaker 1: eight teams are battling for the quote final four spots. Right.
Speaker 1: This would be twelve games, twenty four teams, and then
Speaker 1: the sixty four team bracket would be essentially in place
Speaker 1: by Thursday. So by Thursday it'd still be sixty four,
Speaker 1: but the Tuesday and Wednesday would be seventy six teams,
Speaker 1: which sucks because it'd be nice if they gave us
Speaker 1: a little bit of a break, so we could just
Speaker 1: do a sixty four team bracket because that is the
Speaker 1: perfect bracket for office pools. So there's maybe sixty teams
Speaker 1: and they only have four players. Sixty teams and four
Speaker 1: play was Is that how I said it? No, just
Speaker 1: was being clever. Oh I didn't get it. That's okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not good. You know what I'm saying though, Like
Speaker 1: you if you did the quote playing games on like
Speaker 1: a Sunday or Monday, and then gave the public two days,
Speaker 1: you gave us complete Tuesday and Wednesday to just fill
Speaker 1: out brackets and then tournament starts Thursday. Great, But this
Speaker 1: I think this is going to be Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So you either have to fill out a seventy six
Speaker 1: team bracket starting on Tuesday, yeah, which Hawk will. Or
Speaker 1: if you're like, I'm not doing that, why don't all
Speaker 1: of us just fill it out first thing Thursday morning
Speaker 1: before the game start. You could do that, I guess too,
Speaker 1: Yeah you could. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Either way, this is going to start this year, and
Speaker 1: it sounds like they are final stages of making this.
Speaker 1: You know, rubber Stamp, let's go.
Speaker 2: I didn't know this was an option I didn't in
Speaker 2: the in play, and suddenly it's happening.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there had been mentions that they were discussing something,
Speaker 7: but I thought.
Speaker 4: It would be in the next few years. If it happened.
Speaker 7: Once they start talking about stuff like this and then
Speaker 7: we hear about it, they're going to do it, especially
Speaker 7: when there's money involved.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I wouldn't have expected this year. Yeah, eight
Speaker 1: more teams go first, got the change games. Yeah, go
Speaker 1: for a chance, good point, He's got that team in
Speaker 1: the right direction. Oh yeah, dah Nicos seems cool.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 1: What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 2: On this day in nineteen ninety two, I woke up
Speaker 2: to go and I believe it was. It might have
Speaker 2: been a Saturday morning, It could have been a Sunday.
Speaker 2: It was a weekend nineteen ninety two. I woke up
Speaker 2: in a stranger's house, not because I'd had sexual relations,
Speaker 2: but because I just moved.
Speaker 1: To Virginia Beach, Virginia.
Speaker 2: I didn't know anybody, so I was staying with the
Speaker 2: morning house who had hired me to come down to
Speaker 2: produces this morning show. And I woke up and I
Speaker 2: turned on the television as I was getting ready and
Speaker 2: Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Was on fire. Oh that's right.
Speaker 2: On this day in nineteen ninety two, riots erupted in
Speaker 2: Los Angeles after a police officers were acquitted in the
Speaker 2: Rodney King trial. I I'll never forget it as long
Speaker 2: as I live, because I remember I left a note
Speaker 2: for Kevin and his wife Angie, and I said, good morning,
Speaker 2: thanks for letting me stay here. Los Angeles is on fire.
Speaker 2: That was the note that I left him.
Speaker 1: What a perfect full circle moment in this segment too,
Speaker 1: because can you imagine in thirty minutes if we say
Speaker 1: to Parker Fox, who is Rodney King? He'd say sounds
Speaker 1: like he scored about nineteen a game.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, I bet he knows who Rodney King.
Speaker 1: I bet he doesn't. Bet he does.
Speaker 4: Really well, we'll find out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he's listening, so yeah, you know, there's a
Speaker 1: good chance he just heard Chris say it. But before that,
Speaker 1: if we could turn back time share thanks Share, we
Speaker 1: could turn back time to two minutes ago, I'd say
Speaker 1: eighty twenty he didn't know who Rodney King was. It's
Speaker 1: not zero, Yeah, eighty twenty. I would think you are correct? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that was nuts? Crazy? How were you? How we
Speaker 1: reguessonating I was twelve. I was ten eleven, twenty one man,
Speaker 1: living on my own, seventy four after you were in
Speaker 1: Moonshine before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody said, hey, do you want to come down
Speaker 2: to produce a morning show in Virginia Beach, Virginia?
Speaker 1: And I said, where do I need to be and
Speaker 1: when do I need to be there?
Speaker 4: That's brave, man, I was.
Speaker 1: I was excited. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4: That is a that is the because you had been
Speaker 4: in California before.
Speaker 1: That, right, No, this was before California even.
Speaker 4: Oh so you went man, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went from Ohio to Virginia. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you had to have had a triple A card.
Speaker 4: My god.
Speaker 1: Oh let me tell you.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, you put some miles on those vehicles.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I remember.
Speaker 2: I'm driving to Virginia Beach and on the overnight radio stations,
Speaker 2: hearing Walking in Memphis three times, on three different radio
Speaker 2: stations in three different states.
Speaker 1: Great, it's a brand new song. Yeah, great song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great song. And I said, everybody, Oh, that's a
Speaker 2: very friendly guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice of you. Anyway, there you go. That matters.
Speaker 1: That matters. The Timberwolves host Denver tomorrow game five, the
Speaker 1: Wolves are up three games to two. What's what's the
Speaker 1: eight thirty start time? But again fifty fifty probably as
Speaker 1: of last night, having checked this morning. As of last night.
Speaker 1: On DraftKings, the Nuggets five and a half point favorites
Speaker 1: in game five.
Speaker 4: Yep, get it done. Yeah, get it done.
Speaker 1: Gee. I that seems fair again without it, without Dante,
Speaker 1: it's we can win, but Denver should be favored. That
Speaker 1: sounds about right. Yeah. I don't feel good about it.
Speaker 1: I don't either. I don't either good. I want to
Speaker 1: feel good about it. For you guys' sakes.
Speaker 7: If we don't turn the ball over nine thousand times,
Speaker 7: they've got a good shot.
Speaker 4: It's the self inflicted.
Speaker 2: If somebody calls the time out and says, guys, yeah,
Speaker 2: we've turned.
Speaker 1: The ball over times. Yeah, we can still do this.
Speaker 2: But if one of you sons of bitches hold on
Speaker 2: to the ball, does it one more time, it's over.
Speaker 4: Adrian Peterson thought they need to hold onto the ball.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he thought that they had too many kids. Well said, oh,
Speaker 2: speaking of too many kids, can you ask me what
Speaker 2: really matters?
Speaker 1: What really matters is this Rod Stewart.
Speaker 3: Got another lady knocked up?
Speaker 1: Oh, my god. Recently.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rod's horny. Oh wait a minute, I'm sorry. That's
Speaker 2: a grandfather.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I thought he got her pregnant.
Speaker 1: Oh my fault.
Speaker 4: Well that's not the realm of man.
Speaker 2: It's good for you, buddy. I thought he's I thought
Speaker 2: he got somebody knocked up.
Speaker 1: He's a grandpa. This is not this is this bad
Speaker 1: written headline my phone.
Speaker 3: Damn it. I was all excited.
Speaker 7: Well, but to be her grandpa, you have to have
Speaker 7: gotten someone knocked.
Speaker 3: He did, he did do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did do that.
Speaker 3: His daughter Ruby is pregnant.
Speaker 1: That's not much of a story. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I thought he had knocked some lady up. He was
Speaker 3: thirty eight years old.
Speaker 1: How many kids does he have to you know, Baker's doesn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would guess yea.
Speaker 4: So not as many as my grandma had.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 4: That's your grandma half thirteen. Jesus, my grandpa liked to
Speaker 4: throw the boots. Yes, your hand, Granda. That's sounds like
Speaker 4: he could have Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Sounds like I might have got her knocked up. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: would you be mad at me if I got your grandma?
Speaker 1: No, I'd be proud of you to be honest, maneez, no,
Speaker 1: it's I think it's he and I are friends.
Speaker 2: We had to discuss things like this, of course, because
Speaker 2: nothing's out of the rod well, I guess she's probably
Speaker 2: passed away all right.
Speaker 1: By the way, So back to the sports part of it,
Speaker 1: you guys, have you guys looked into in the last week.
Speaker 1: You know, a couple of days ago we talked about
Speaker 1: the eighteen team possible NBA lottery? Yes? Yeah, Have you
Speaker 1: guys seen the sixteen team one that is now apparently
Speaker 1: the front runner?
Speaker 3: Is that the three thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, Okay, it's complicated, but it's super interesting and
Speaker 1: I have no idea if it's going to work, but
Speaker 1: you get the gist of it. John, have you read
Speaker 1: this year? I saw you guys talking the other day
Speaker 1: about the Yeah, that's out everything. They were talking about
Speaker 1: the other day about how like the top ten teams
Speaker 1: would all have eight percent. It'd be like a flat
Speaker 1: rate amongst the bottom ten teams. The new theory is
Speaker 1: super interesting. It literally punishes you for being one of
Speaker 1: the three worst teams. They would have what they call
Speaker 1: a relegation zone. Oh wow, that if you're in the
Speaker 1: bottom three, you would have a four sorry, a five
Speaker 1: point four percent chance of winning the number one overall pick.
Speaker 1: So again, we talked about it yesterday, saw us back
Speaker 1: in the day, he was like twenty five percent if
Speaker 1: you were the worst team over the years. It's come
Speaker 1: down and down and down. Now that the worst three
Speaker 1: teams have a fourteen percent chance of getting number one,
Speaker 1: now it would be five point four percent. Here's what's crazy, though,
Speaker 1: the teams four, five, six, seven, eight, four through ten
Speaker 1: have an eight point one percent chance, So you actually
Speaker 1: have a better chance of getting the number one overall pick.
Speaker 1: If you're in the four to ten range, then you
Speaker 1: are one to three. So truly you get punished for that.
Speaker 1: Here's the other thing that would be insane right now,
Speaker 1: if you have the worst record in the NBA, they
Speaker 1: draw for spot one, draw for spot two, and draw
Speaker 1: for spot three, So you can fall from one all
Speaker 1: the way to four. Right now, you could fall all
Speaker 1: the way to twelve. Wow, oh man.
Speaker 7: That is a good way to incentivize winning at the end.
Speaker 7: If you're in that relegation zone, get out there and
Speaker 7: work your asses. If you're close to doubling, yeah, right,
Speaker 7: five point five point two and then eight.
Speaker 1: It's speaking of doubling. So the teams that would make
Speaker 1: the play in tournament essentially but lose, right, they have
Speaker 1: a two point seven percent chance of getting the number
Speaker 1: one overall pick. So you essentially are on the brink
Speaker 1: of a playoff spot and lose. You almost have the
Speaker 1: same chance as the team that did the worst in
Speaker 1: the NBA.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: That's great, it is right, it's kind of nuts. So
Speaker 1: the whole you know, quote rigged feeling when a team
Speaker 1: that has like the when the Bulls hit Derek Rose
Speaker 1: didn't they weren't thinking like a one point five percent
Speaker 1: chance or something, and everybody's like, this is rigged. It's
Speaker 1: never gonna feel rigged again, because nobody has good chances anymore. Right,
Speaker 1: it's five point four, uh one through three, eight point one,
Speaker 1: four through ten, then back to five point four eleven
Speaker 1: through thirteen. So again think of eleven through fourteen. So
Speaker 1: the teams that would be eleven through fourteen same opportunity
Speaker 1: as the teams that are one, two and three. Then nuts, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then fifteen and sixteen would have a two point
Speaker 1: seven percent chance.
Speaker 7: That's a good way to end tanking. That's that's what
Speaker 7: they want to do. Wow, you have to make it hurt.
Speaker 7: This would do that.
Speaker 1: Another theory is hang out one second. Let me scroll
Speaker 1: down to make sure I have this right. Teams would
Speaker 1: not be allowed to win the number one pick in
Speaker 1: consecutive years yeap, okay, nor would they be allowed to
Speaker 1: pick in the top five three consecutive drafts. However, it's
Speaker 1: not clear yet because they haven't finalized all this stuff yet.
Speaker 1: It's not clear yet whether this refers to a team's
Speaker 1: originally owned pick, or even would that extend to picks
Speaker 1: required through trade.
Speaker 4: It should protect us through trade.
Speaker 1: You had nothing to do with the out I agree
Speaker 1: with that completely. That should I think that's where they'll fall.
Speaker 1: Teams would also no longer be able to protect the
Speaker 1: picks and trade slots twelve through fifteen. Also, the commissioner
Speaker 1: would increase have increase used to authority to punish perceived tanking,
Speaker 1: including changing a team's lottery odds or even modifying its pick.
Speaker 4: Would they do that? Though?
Speaker 1: That's really tough.
Speaker 7: The commissioner works for the owners. That's a tough spot
Speaker 7: to be in. If you're going to absolutely hardcore punish.
Speaker 1: Very tough spot. This would be a true lottery Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it is just spin the wheel. The other thing
Speaker 1: that I think is interesting if they go through exactly
Speaker 1: with this, remember how back in the day also, I
Speaker 1: think it was like a thousand combinations and the Wolves.
Speaker 1: If the Wolves had a twenty percent chance, I hap
Speaker 1: the number one pick, they had like two hundred different
Speaker 1: letter number of combinations, So that was always the comeback
Speaker 1: as well. We can't air this on TV. They're saying,
Speaker 1: like the top three teams would just simply get two
Speaker 1: lottery balls, so's it would be not even remotely complicated.
Speaker 1: It's just let's just put them in a hoppery. And
Speaker 1: I know they've had it on TV the last couple
Speaker 1: of years. This would be the least complicated thing of
Speaker 1: all time. Just let's just draw, put it on TV,
Speaker 1: see what happens. Yeah, no complication for sure. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: I know the NBA has shifted in towards that vibe
Speaker 1: where you can have a televised because people scream for
Speaker 1: thirty years, why don't you just make this televis this
Speaker 1: is this is drama. If you're gonna draw almost every spot,
Speaker 1: I love it. Teams can fall all the way from
Speaker 1: one to twelve. Holy cow, drama would be outstanding. Like
Speaker 1: you said, we can gamble on it. I knew I
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Speaker 2: a bit right now during what really matters?
Speaker 3: And I said sauce.
Speaker 2: I have a sneaking suspicion that this product that I
Speaker 2: purchased does not taste like what they say it tastes like. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's a product that has a taste. But this is
Speaker 2: the blank flavored version of the product like they're doing
Speaker 2: with oreos.
Speaker 3: Like everything these days.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, And he says to me, I don't want
Speaker 2: to eat a bug.
Speaker 1: Well, but she'll done again, He'll done, go on the
Speaker 1: representative Denmark.
Speaker 6: But hey, I don't I trust one person that sits
Speaker 6: in these three rooms, and that's John b.
Speaker 1: The you guys would feed me a bug? Why would we?
Speaker 1: So he says, try this product. And the first thing
Speaker 1: you think is he's put a bug in there.
Speaker 6: Or like you're gonna give me like a chocolate cricket
Speaker 6: or something.
Speaker 1: So I wouldn't do that? Is it? What? What kind
Speaker 1: of food is it? Without giving the flavor? Uh? I
Speaker 1: guess I could do that. It is a peep, a
Speaker 1: peep peep. Do you like peeps in general? I do not.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't like no matter either?
Speaker 1: Do you like peeps that are secretly loaded with bugs? Hey?
Speaker 1: I mean, god, dang it, I just blew it? Flavor?
Speaker 1: You guys would feed. Why did I do that? We
Speaker 1: were going to make you eat bugs? How did you
Speaker 1: know I'm smart? All right, Yeah, let's do that. What
Speaker 1: really matters?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I want to see if he can identify
Speaker 2: because I don't believe that they taste like it. I
Speaker 2: don't think that they actually taste like they say they do.
Speaker 1: I don't like peeps either, but I'd be willing to guess.
Speaker 1: I'll do it too. Oh, you'll take it unless you
Speaker 1: put bugs in it. But hold on, this is something
Speaker 1: you guys would do. We fed star food that had
Speaker 1: my I still can't believe that that was a fireable offense.
Speaker 1: That's nuts that we did that.
Speaker 4: Whooping?
Speaker 1: How are you not fired for that? It wasn't my idea.
Speaker 1: They that's not what the DNA. I think.
Speaker 4: We gave him something to eat.
Speaker 3: We gave him like, no, no, we didn't make him
Speaker 3: eat anything.
Speaker 2: His his pubes to his eyes as a as a.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, what were we doing? Got this show's dumb?
Speaker 3: We were experimenting.
Speaker 7: I'm the statue.
Speaker 4: We had a guy in our unit, but a bunch
Speaker 4: of pubic carris in someone's coffee to drink it, and
Speaker 4: then they were doing the old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that? I've had this taste in my mouth?
Speaker 1: I put pews in your coffee, Rook and then Tommy Downdon.
Speaker 1: So when I was in high school, there was a
Speaker 1: gal that I was interested in. Her brother was getting bullied,
Speaker 1: and I walked into the lunch room and caught him
Speaker 1: getting bullied. So I basically took the two bullies and
Speaker 1: made them eat their own You know what's on a
Speaker 1: piece of pizza that I had? Just pull your hands up.
Speaker 1: He's not here anymore. Oh, never mind, that was a
Speaker 1: Freddy Prince Junior reference. I thought Rosie was here. Freddy
Speaker 1: Prince junior. Yes, she's all bad. He stands up for
Speaker 1: her brother. Oh so he kept bed his sister Lady
Speaker 1: Bogs is a smoke shows that his own sister. No bed,
Speaker 1: not b et b ET's what he was watching? What
Speaker 1: are we talking about again? Oh yeah, but for now,
Speaker 1: what really matters is this the Wild one game five,
Speaker 1: four to two over the Dallas Store Ours. The Wild
Speaker 1: take a three to two series. They can win their
Speaker 1: first playoff series in twenty fifteen if they just close
Speaker 1: it out at home game time tomorrow in Saint Paul
Speaker 1: six point thirty. Come on right here on the fan,
Speaker 1: come on, just do it. Just end it. Just do it, man,
Speaker 1: just end it. Let's move on. Colorado's waiting for us,
Speaker 1: and then if we win them are night, and look,
Speaker 1: let's not get ahead of our skis here, but if
Speaker 1: we win tomorrow night, we are four wins away from
Speaker 1: the Stanley Cup Final, right yeah, because whatever, once you
Speaker 1: get past Colorado, we're gonna absolutely whoop some ass behind
Speaker 1: whoever we run into in the Western Conference finals. Whilst
Speaker 1: there's an injury, we're just cruising to the Stanley Cup Finals.
Speaker 1: We're four wins away. On what states do we live
Speaker 1: in Minnesota? They don't know that, though the defense rests.
Speaker 1: Everybody does know that. Not the players on the team.
Speaker 1: They don't care.
Speaker 7: There was that three minute time frame last night that
Speaker 7: was like, oh no, here we go, my wife, They're
Speaker 7: going to find a way to mess this up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when Robertson scored, I'm like, there's way too much time.
Speaker 1: If we blow this, it's the worst thing that's happened
Speaker 1: in Minnesota sports in a long time.
Speaker 4: They said, But they didn't certainly not.
Speaker 2: What really matters, though, is this you want to do
Speaker 2: the peeps thing there. Okay, I'm gonna bring it over
Speaker 2: so you guys can't look. Actually, you know what, I
Speaker 2: can take the wrappers off.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna do it too?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Is the culture hints though, I don't think so. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Johnny k are you gonna do it too? Are you
Speaker 3: going to just watch?
Speaker 4: I don't care if you want me to have them?
Speaker 1: Do you like bugs? Bugs?
Speaker 4: I've eaten bugs before.
Speaker 1: I believe it. Yeah, I would have been a lot
Speaker 1: of money. Wilber brought in something that had bugs in it.
Speaker 1: It gets for fun heats, cricket protein bars. Yeah, that's insane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's nice.
Speaker 7: Chris Long was golfing with us the one time and
Speaker 7: he kind of freaked out because the grasshopper jumped on
Speaker 7: my shirt. He's like, oh my god, there's a grasshopper
Speaker 7: on you. So I just grabbed it and threw it
Speaker 7: to my mouth and ate it, just to mess with them.
Speaker 1: He was shook. The former Chicago No, no, the sportscaster.
Speaker 3: Don't smell it or anything.
Speaker 1: Just grab and hold on.
Speaker 4: To it from here that it's circumcised.
Speaker 1: So the only thing is you're eating it first, because
Speaker 1: if you are on the brink of throwing up. Then
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it because obviously then I'm not eating.
Speaker 1: I need it first. I will sacrifice. I will sacrifice
Speaker 1: that for you, Carla. Thanks man.
Speaker 4: These are peep. This looks mangy, This looks SMAs. Peep
Speaker 4: needs to go to the vat.
Speaker 3: For you, guys. I'm going to show the cameras so
Speaker 3: the people watching it.
Speaker 6: Okay, again it from this angle that looks this thing,
Speaker 6: this thing needs to be tested.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at this thing. You hate peeps? I do
Speaker 1: you know who loves peeps? I mean Dov no, Carl, no, Luke,
Speaker 1: no scene, Bear, Noes, Medium nope, Pasta, Bolognies nope. Fill
Speaker 1: the agony.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I need you guys not look at the
Speaker 2: camera and don't look over here. Zachar you show me
Speaker 2: on the stream yard, yes, sir, okay, this is what
Speaker 2: the actual flavor is right here.
Speaker 1: Can you see that, Secho? Yes? Okay, cool.
Speaker 2: I don't think that they will be able to identify
Speaker 2: the flavor. All right now, you guys, I want you
Speaker 2: to to but don't just yell out your answer. I
Speaker 2: want you guys to think about it, and then we'll
Speaker 2: go run the wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you go first, to make sure I'm not going
Speaker 1: to throw up. But they get nobody guessed. Nobody say
Speaker 1: their guests yet he's taking a bite. You'll be fine.
Speaker 2: M hmmm, they're eating. Don't say your guesses. See if
Speaker 2: you can identify what you think that taste is. They
Speaker 2: None of them look confident. No, even Sauce. Sauce has
Speaker 2: got a very he's not confident even of his own
Speaker 2: sex right now.
Speaker 7: Because there's only a brief moment where you can taste
Speaker 7: the flavor and then it's just marshmallow.
Speaker 1: I have a vague guess, but like, well, it's only
Speaker 1: there for like a half and I have a I
Speaker 1: have one too, and again partially based on the color too,
Speaker 1: So that's kind of cheating. What do you think, Zach?
Speaker 3: Are they gonna be identify it?
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I don't know. I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I don't think so either, Zach. You tried it also, No,
Speaker 2: I just know that what I should can I guess?
Speaker 2: Hold on, everybody has your guests ready to go?
Speaker 1: Yeah? All right, you go ahead, and first, Sauce, is
Speaker 1: it hot to Molly? Okay?
Speaker 7: That's him increased? Do you have a guess that's a
Speaker 7: good one. Actually cinnamon toe scrunch. Part of that is
Speaker 7: because you're saying it doesn't taste.
Speaker 1: Like gee, I had cinnamon too. I was going apple
Speaker 1: cinnamon with my guess. He gets ready for the reveal.
Speaker 1: Not even close any of us.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: Dr Doctor Pepper.
Speaker 3: Now you can taste it, right, Yeah, now you can
Speaker 3: taste it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, isn't there isn't isn't cinnamon part of Doctor Pepper?
Speaker 3: Isn't that part of the I think yeah, I think
Speaker 3: you're right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it definitely has a calmly cinnamony esque flavor. I
Speaker 1: would have guessed its not bad. It's not. It's not.
Speaker 3: It's to take a bite of it.
Speaker 2: But now I've got another row, so you guys can
Speaker 2: take now, and you guys tell me if you can
Speaker 2: taste it.
Speaker 1: Now, I mean I can. I can absolutely taste it
Speaker 1: without even trying it again. I can try. It makes
Speaker 1: a ton of and the color, now that you know
Speaker 1: what the color definitely is Doctor Pepper's color. They're not terrible.
Speaker 1: Now that you know what, it tastes like good. I'm
Speaker 1: good too, No, I'm good. It's one hundred percent. I
Speaker 1: can totally totally taste it. That makes a ton of sense.
Speaker 7: Yeah, doctor Pepper. Yeah so Chris though knew that it
Speaker 7: was doctor Pepper.
Speaker 4: Pepper tasted it, thought, I don't think it's much like it,
Speaker 4: but I actually think it is a lot like it once,
Speaker 4: you know, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: He loves mister Pib. He does. Come on, man, doctor Peppers.
Speaker 1: O g oh for sure, mister Pip didn't even go
Speaker 1: to medical school. Screw that guy, mister Pib. No, no,
Speaker 1: he loves that though. But a splash of regular he's gone?
Speaker 4: Where did he go?
Speaker 6: What should we talk about, mister pib peeps? What's the
Speaker 6: what's the knockoff Mountain dew?
Speaker 1: Well? It used to be what Sierra miss?
Speaker 4: Right, but I mean like the off off brand like
Speaker 4: mart Or.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, doctor shafts.
Speaker 3: It's just called Grandpa's piss.
Speaker 1: God, what you right? It was not called Grandpa's piss.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Maybe I drink a different drinks.
Speaker 1: Something miss Piss, not Sierra Miss. Then something else wasn't
Speaker 1: it was? Is the Walmart version Mountain missed? It is
Speaker 1: for a similar name. Absolutely, it was a very obvious ripoff,
Speaker 1: and I don't remember which one it was now it
Speaker 1: might have been Mountain Missed It might have been. It
Speaker 1: was great. Well, they haven't mountain lightning lightning. Yeah, mountain lightning,
Speaker 1: mounta lightnings?
Speaker 4: What I got just going on top of the mountain
Speaker 4: to get justin.
Speaker 3: They got something called major melon sundrop.
Speaker 4: I saw a lot of that in Palm Beach there right.
Speaker 3: I bet you're dead man.
Speaker 4: Those surgeons down there are busy.
Speaker 1: I bet they are.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of back problems to
Speaker 4: bet they is.
Speaker 1: They is. The San Antonio Spurs won one fourteen ninety
Speaker 1: five over the Blazers. Winby gets his first playoff series win.
Speaker 1: They win that series four games to one. So they
Speaker 1: are waiting for the winner of Minnesota and Denver and
Speaker 1: watching them wondering why Wenby had seventeen points, fourteen boards
Speaker 1: and six locks. There's Parker Fox. What really matters is this?
Speaker 3: I wonder if he would like to to try and
Speaker 3: peep look at.
Speaker 1: You, Parker. Were you listening driving in and had you
Speaker 1: ever heard of Rodney King until we talked about him.
Speaker 1: I was listening. I was interested in the doctor Pepper situation,
Speaker 1: and no, I had not heard of really, but we
Speaker 1: are old didn't four years ago, many old times.
Speaker 2: Imagine when you were twenty seven hanging out with somebody
Speaker 2: who was fifty five.
Speaker 1: No thanks, no, thank you.
Speaker 4: I did sounds illegal. When I worked at the ink
Speaker 4: factory in my low twenties, sure, everyone on my shift,
Speaker 4: because you start out it's the tub.
Speaker 7: Scrubber, so all the empty ink tubs come back to you.
Speaker 7: You got to climbing him to job, and so all
Speaker 7: my lunch breaks and everything were with dudes that were
Speaker 7: much older than me. I learned it from them.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you do.
Speaker 1: That's how you're doing. So just in case Tommy's listening.
Speaker 1: So you would just get into a tub with a
Speaker 1: bunch of older men, No, just me doing tub. They
Speaker 1: watched you get in there right.
Speaker 7: Right, because they would make sure. They'd harass, make sure
Speaker 7: that things clean. So there is white ink going in there.
Speaker 7: We can't have any streaks.
Speaker 1: So they would watch you in a tub in rough
Speaker 1: talk you.
Speaker 4: They would rough talk the hell out of me.
Speaker 1: So close. What really matters, though, was this.
Speaker 2: Is let me see, okay, here you go. In nineteen
Speaker 2: sixty three, a man renovating his home in Turkey noticed
Speaker 2: his chickens kept disappearing. By the way, this is a
Speaker 2: million years ago, I asked, you about chickens.
Speaker 1: We never got to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't even Yeah, anyway, when I read this,
Speaker 2: I thought of you and chickens in your yard.
Speaker 4: Were they mal chickens?
Speaker 3: I don't know if they delivered mail or not.
Speaker 2: In nineteen sixty three, well done, a man renovating his
Speaker 2: home in Turkey noticed his chickens kept disappearing into a
Speaker 2: crack in this basement wall. When he dug it open,
Speaker 2: he found the ancient city of darren Cooyu. What an
Speaker 2: eighteen level city eighty five meters underground that sheltered twenty
Speaker 2: thousand people.
Speaker 1: Still.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've been in there a long time. Somebody lost
Speaker 3: the key. Yeah, how about that his chickens kept going
Speaker 3: into the city.
Speaker 1: There must have been a ton of chickens down there.
Speaker 1: Then you know it's weird. Man.
Speaker 2: Beneath the famous fairy chimneys of Cappadocia lies a massive
Speaker 2: subterranean city that was in near constant use for thousands
Speaker 2: of years. And it's weird because I got a text
Speaker 2: yesterday from you guys, know, Alyssa, who is a friend
Speaker 2: of mine. She just went to Turkey and she told
Speaker 2: me they went to the city called Cappadocia and I'm
Speaker 2: just reading about this this morning.
Speaker 1: How weird is that? That's very weird. I want to
Speaker 1: go to Turkey so bad. That's on my bucket list.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Goblin.
Speaker 1: If you if you found out that, like the state
Speaker 1: of Missouri sure was doing a modern version of this,
Speaker 1: eight would you say eighteen stories? Yeah, eighteen story underground city,
Speaker 1: I'd go, I'm gonna get claustrophobic. I ain't going in
Speaker 1: there now. You find out that it's how old you
Speaker 1: say it was like a thousand or two thousand years old? Yeah,
Speaker 1: hard pass. That's a death trap, chicken.
Speaker 4: They got to when you the people were to be
Speaker 4: able to design that, get it to be able to
Speaker 4: not collapse. What were they hiding from?
Speaker 3: I think it didn't have air conditioning?
Speaker 1: Yeah it could be, you know what I mean, because damn,
Speaker 1: what if they were just doing a long plate and
Speaker 1: it was just an epic chicken trap.
Speaker 3: Still working guys, or or what if.
Speaker 1: Like the goonies, it's just the start of the trail
Speaker 1: to one eyed Willie's Treasure. Yea, So like somebody has
Speaker 1: a map, but instead of like under a restaurant, you
Speaker 1: start getting, you know, into the booby traps and whatnot.
Speaker 1: This is just under a random farm in Turkey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Larry, your your Turkey trap works like a charm,
Speaker 2: still working all these millennia later. Congrad relations, Nice work,
Speaker 2: my friend, well done. It was arid, hot, windy, and
Speaker 2: devastatingly beautiful. Gross hot, honey, you go, yeah, I knew
Speaker 2: a Wendy's.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: This volatile volcanic environment naturally sculpted the spires running the
Speaker 2: conical mushroom capped shapes, and made it easy to carve
Speaker 2: caves underground.
Speaker 1: Look at that stuff. I almost said the bad word.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. It sounds awful.
Speaker 3: I mean it's it's kind of cool though.
Speaker 1: Cool yeah, cool, but scary from an engineering perspective. Like
Speaker 1: John just said, I don't know how they pulled it off.
Speaker 1: I don't know because they were probably just like it's
Speaker 1: so old, you're going eighteen stories down.
Speaker 3: I think it was more like this, God, life sucks
Speaker 3: if this collapses on me.
Speaker 1: As cool. Yeah, it's all right.
Speaker 2: I ain't got air condition. My nuts are always sweaty.
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, I tds that I can count, not
Speaker 2: even know what STDs are.
Speaker 6: Man, you're speaking like your great Grandpa, I got ancient crabs.
Speaker 1: Oh you add normal crabs? All right, Parker Fox is here.
Speaker 1: The news is next, Johnny, what twenty more minutes with you?
Speaker 9: Or what?
Speaker 1: Do you got a better? Okay, so John's got one
Speaker 1: more segment of this.
Speaker 3: Wait, but I'm sorry. I have an idea how he's here?
Speaker 1: Now? We should?
Speaker 2: Do you want to play Parker Fox in the box?
Speaker 2: Do you wanna were gonna wait till later? Somebody I
Speaker 2: was gonna say, because it doesn't matter?
Speaker 1: Okay? Cool money on the line, Neil all right, can't
Speaker 1: believes it does. Poor the Powergep won need you join
Speaker 1: for this? In the me