1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 1: WDVE, Pittsburgh, an iHeart radio station, guaranteed human. 2 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,160 Speaker 2: All Right, if you hate your job, the good news 3 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 2: is it's Friday, and the better news is that this 4 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:17,200 Speaker 2: job just opened up. Wendy's is hiring a chief pasting 5 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:20,079 Speaker 2: officer and it pays one hundred grand. 6 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 3: I saw the resume for this and it said qualifications 7 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:25,280 Speaker 3: human mouth. 8 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 1: You can't get replaced by AI. Yeah. 9 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,840 Speaker 3: Now, this is all spinning off of the CEOs Burger 10 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,599 Speaker 3: mugging each other and trying to prove how manly they 11 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 3: could eat burgers. After the McDonald's guy did his dainty 12 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:43,920 Speaker 3: little you know, he ate the double archburger, took a 13 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:48,919 Speaker 3: bite of it like Michael Corleone's sister taking the poison 14 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,479 Speaker 3: canoli and just going to so she didn't get too 15 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 3: much poisoned before she gave it to what's his name? 16 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:55,160 Speaker 1: The old guy? 17 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, the old guy, Thanks for knowing that reference. Sorry 18 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 3: what you're talking to? I'll never go here literally for 19 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 3: movie stop. 20 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:04,960 Speaker 4: One job. 21 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, take my clumsy analogy. Brandy Bellman and the DVE 22 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:13,679 Speaker 1: Morning Show. I'm bad at recall. What can I tell you? 23 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 3: That was who played down Altabella? What the hell is 24 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,520 Speaker 3: his name isn't he's Eli Wallack, Eli Wallack. 25 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: That's it? Okay, fluff him an old Western who doesn't. 26 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:26,200 Speaker 3: Abby's gotten news update for you right now on the 27 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 3: DV morning show. 28 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,480 Speaker 1: It's Friday. 29 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,520 Speaker 2: It is news this hour, brought to you by Window Nation. 30 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 2: Cloudy this morning and times of sunshine this afternoon and 31 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 2: a high of sixty eight. Then Saturday, windy with some 32 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:44,560 Speaker 2: sunshine turning cloudy, couple of showers, a thunderstorm in the afternoon. 33 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,199 Speaker 2: Saturday is going to be a high of seventy four. 34 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 2: Sunday mostly sunny and warm, and a high of sixty two. 35 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 2: As Pittsburgh prepares to host the NFL Draft, Pennsylvania officials 36 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 2: are asking residents to lend a hand in cleaning up 37 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 2: litter in and around the city. Despite ongoing clean ut 38 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 2: up clean up efforts by pen dot Secretary Mike Carroll 39 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 2: says it's not enough. Quote we really rely on our 40 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 2: volunteer groups to get things done when it comes to 41 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:15,080 Speaker 2: litter removal, Carrol said at a green Tree event which 42 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 2: encourage residents to help by picking up debris in their communities. 43 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 2: The NFL Draft runs April twenty third through the twenty 44 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 2: fifth in Pittsburgh. But there are more than five hundred 45 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:27,800 Speaker 2: million pieces of litter on Pennsylvania roads, according to the 46 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 2: Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Protection. Besides volunteering, people, groups or 47 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,920 Speaker 2: corporations can adopt a highway to beautify it. There are 48 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 2: more than three hundred miles of country roads available for adoption. 49 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:45,640 Speaker 3: Okay, I thought this was blake about the downtown area specifically. 50 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 1: I think they will just pat of the draft. 51 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 2: They want everything, everything to look beautiful so as visitors 52 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 2: are coming in that things look good. But pen dot's 53 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,239 Speaker 2: forces are preparing for the influx of visitors, and the 54 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 2: Department's been working with the Steelers and the NFL and planning, 55 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 2: and they are spending more than fifteen million dollars on 56 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 2: litter and debris removal from the roadsides all across the Commonwealth. 57 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 3: I thought people are going to go on like needle 58 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 3: walks and stuff like that. With the sharps container. Yeah, 59 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 3: it's an important thing. Yeah, you can get your Marty 60 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 3: Griffin's scat bag and uh see anything, just a little cleanup. 61 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. I look. 62 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 5: I think we should all do our part and then 63 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:33,240 Speaker 5: you know, get out there clean up and then at 64 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 5: the beginning of the draft, before anything happens on the 65 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 5: jumbo tron or whatever kind of screen they have down there. 66 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 5: Welcome to Pittsburgh. Listen up. I did my part. We 67 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 5: cleaned up and guess what I was in court ordered. 68 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: To do it. I don't want to hear any bitching 69 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 1: about any garbage. That's the least they could do. 70 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, look, pays their fans to come in 71 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 3: and shovel the snow out of the stadium. You know, 72 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 3: maybe they should do something like that where you actually 73 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 3: pay Pittsburghers to run out there and see how many 74 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 3: people would actually sign up, because I bet a ton 75 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 3: of people would. They just did this in New York 76 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,560 Speaker 3: City when the huge storm hit in New York City 77 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,599 Speaker 3: a few weeks ago, the new mayor up there that 78 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:22,480 Speaker 3: everybody is terrified of and hates, he paid a bunch 79 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,480 Speaker 3: of people to go out and shovel snow. And guess 80 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:30,680 Speaker 3: what it worked if they shoveled the snow and made 81 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:36,560 Speaker 3: New York traversible in short order after a historically huge storm. 82 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 3: So you know, there's ways to take money that the 83 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 3: government has and then you know, use it for good. 84 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: And imagine if we did that with just a bunch 85 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:45,600 Speaker 1: of Pittsburgher's out there. 86 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 5: Now. 87 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,279 Speaker 3: The problem with Pittsburgher's is everybody would want to be 88 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:54,719 Speaker 3: like a foreman, right, nobody would want to nobody would want. 89 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 1: To be an Indian, and they'd all want to be chiefs. 90 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 1: You bossing me around? What gives you the right? 91 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 3: Just drinking out of a turner's think, pops it on 92 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:08,359 Speaker 3: the ground. Oh dounch. You just literally litter. 93 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 1: That's the antithesis of why I'm here. 94 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 3: A lot of people are going to turn into twelve 95 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,280 Speaker 3: year olds being made to pick up their room. 96 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:19,560 Speaker 1: It's literally impossible. It's too Look at all this litter. 97 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 1: Where's the bag? You didn't give me enough bags? I 98 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:24,120 Speaker 1: can't do it. 99 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, idea, I forget I said it bad idea. 100 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 2: Southwest Airlines is experimenting with having cabin cleaners come on 101 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:38,840 Speaker 2: their planes between flights, but to clean only the premium seats. 102 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:39,080 Speaker 6: All. 103 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:42,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that's it. Love it. You're sitting your filth 104 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,279 Speaker 1: for two hundred and eighteen dollars. 105 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to sit in a sesspool, it's 106 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:49,159 Speaker 3: thirty five dollars cheaper. 107 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:50,839 Speaker 1: Want to get away and get herpies? 108 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 4: Yeah? 109 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 2: The rest of the seats will remain gross and German. 110 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:59,159 Speaker 2: And if that sounds crazy to you, you are not alone. 111 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,320 Speaker 2: A flight at Union leader says it's like the upper 112 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 2: class on the Titanic having cigars and sipping brandy while 113 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 2: passengers below deck don't even get their seats clean. If 114 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:12,120 Speaker 2: you're imagining walking down the aisle and the roads being 115 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:16,400 Speaker 2: increasingly cluttered with trash, kid snacks and sticky spilled it 116 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:17,640 Speaker 2: won't be that bad. 117 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,280 Speaker 1: Probably. 118 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,799 Speaker 2: Southwest is one of the few airlines that doesn't usually 119 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,919 Speaker 2: have cleaners come on board between flights. Instead, flight attendants 120 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 2: tidy up anything left behind. The turnover time is faster, 121 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:31,000 Speaker 2: but the cabins get less clean. 122 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 3: I think they should go one step further and give 123 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:37,880 Speaker 3: people in the premium seats those little handheld electric fans 124 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 3: so that when all of the you know, lay people 125 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:44,360 Speaker 3: walk on, when all of the lower class people. 126 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 1: They just blow the fans. 127 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,720 Speaker 3: Just hold it up, just like keep your stink away, 128 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 3: Keep your stink away from us diseased peasants. 129 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,200 Speaker 1: You know they We're also going to give you a 130 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,760 Speaker 1: bag of peanuts to throw at them. 131 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:02,279 Speaker 5: All right, We're able to rescue some old produce that 132 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 5: you'll be able to use. I can't wait to force 133 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:09,360 Speaker 5: my way into first class on Southwest. I'm gonna start 134 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 5: carrying a baby doll. I'll be like Billy's a in 135 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:11,840 Speaker 5: and a Titanic. 136 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 3: I have a child, a child. I can't be back here. 137 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:19,080 Speaker 3: What a bad business plan. They can't possibly stick with that. 138 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 3: That's gotta that's got to find the delete button. 139 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,040 Speaker 1: I feel like as soon as it reaches the public, 140 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:29,360 Speaker 1: they're going to get so dragged. I can't imagine it sticks. 141 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:33,520 Speaker 3: I mean a like DIY kind of situation where they 142 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 3: hand you like, Hey, if you want to wipe down 143 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 3: your seat, you want to wipe down your seat, do 144 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:37,760 Speaker 3: it yourself. 145 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 1: We didn't do it. We just you know, we got 146 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:40,200 Speaker 1: the crap. 147 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 3: The tuna fish sandwich remnants that were in your seat 148 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,480 Speaker 3: aren't there anymore. But if you want to do a 149 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,200 Speaker 3: little more thorough cleaning, that one's on you. 150 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, put that in the front pocket. 151 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 2: Everyone can have like a little chlorox wipe kind of 152 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:53,640 Speaker 2: thing going on. 153 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,360 Speaker 1: That's an easy solution. 154 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 2: But letting people know that you have to have a 155 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:02,840 Speaker 2: premium seat or it's going to be filthy is too hilarious. United, 156 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 2: on the other hand, is actually doing something. 157 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,960 Speaker 3: Good about when they line up people and then this 158 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:10,120 Speaker 3: is like when they line up the dregs who sit 159 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,520 Speaker 3: in the unclean seats, it looks like, you know, like 160 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:16,400 Speaker 3: pig pen on the just a. 161 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 1: Cloud of dirt around all those people. And when we. 162 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:33,559 Speaker 2: Get we'll give kudos to United, who's actually doing something good. 163 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:34,480 Speaker 1: Uh. 164 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:37,280 Speaker 2: They've updated their policy to give themselves the right to 165 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,400 Speaker 2: refuse service to passengers who listen to audio or watch 166 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,880 Speaker 2: videos without headphones. 167 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 1: Nice, it's actually done, Thank you United. 168 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,840 Speaker 2: That does mean if you're blasting audio and being a 169 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:49,920 Speaker 2: jerk about it, they're reserving the right to boot you 170 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,680 Speaker 2: from the plane without a refund and even ban you 171 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,840 Speaker 2: from flying with them in the future. 172 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,080 Speaker 1: Next step, babies, get them out of here. 173 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't walk on the plane with my boombox anymore. 174 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,800 Speaker 3: Playing the soundtrack from the nineteen eighty four gangster movie 175 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,520 Speaker 3: Colors a Night. 176 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:13,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, just what turn it off? 177 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,640 Speaker 3: I paid for the seat where I can play the 178 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:23,520 Speaker 3: soundtrack from Colors. Southwest offers that's some twenty eight extra dollars. 179 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,240 Speaker 3: You can play Colors from your seat. 180 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,719 Speaker 2: We'll be honest, I'm not dragging a six year old 181 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:30,199 Speaker 2: down the island throwing them in prison for using a tablet. 182 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:32,280 Speaker 2: They're just putting this in writing to deal with the 183 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:33,720 Speaker 2: people who are not being considerate. 184 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,880 Speaker 1: Got it? Yeah? Which meaning of the little kids? 185 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:40,800 Speaker 2: There is a claw machine in Missouri who is getting well, 186 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:44,760 Speaker 2: it's getting a lot of unusual action. For the second 187 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:48,920 Speaker 2: time in weeks, a toddler has crawled inside of it 188 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:50,320 Speaker 2: and gotten stuck. 189 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,320 Speaker 1: I have a joke, and it's going to stay right 190 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,319 Speaker 1: in the head. Oh no, oh no. 191 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:00,360 Speaker 2: This time it was three year old Patrick Campbell. He 192 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:04,240 Speaker 2: was with his family at the soccer dome at Vetta 193 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:07,720 Speaker 2: Sports in Webster Groves, Missouri, when he climbed into the 194 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:10,960 Speaker 2: claw machine. Patrick said he had a simple reason for 195 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,560 Speaker 2: climbing into the machine. 196 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:18,160 Speaker 1: Quote, I get ball. Are you sure that wasn't malkin? 197 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:25,160 Speaker 2: His dad was watching his daughter's soccer game at the time. 198 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:29,600 Speaker 2: Patrick is safe, as is the boy who climbed in. 199 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,480 Speaker 1: How long did it take for them to claw him out? 200 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:32,960 Speaker 1: It took this extra time. 201 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:33,240 Speaker 7: You know what. 202 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,719 Speaker 3: They didn't have quarters yet. They're like, we gotta any 203 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,559 Speaker 3: want to make change. The baby's in the thing. 204 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,400 Speaker 1: Someone's gonna go after get a bleep load of quarters. 205 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,439 Speaker 1: But the kid who climbed into it last month. 206 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,600 Speaker 2: It was the same thing, Like, I guess wherever this 207 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:49,720 Speaker 2: claw machine is, it's inside a soccer facility and the 208 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,599 Speaker 2: parents are always watching. 209 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,880 Speaker 1: The other kid play soccer and whatever. 210 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,680 Speaker 2: The vulnerability in this machine is it's enough for kids 211 00:10:57,679 --> 00:10:58,400 Speaker 2: to get inside. 212 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, unless travel, can you really get it? Well? 213 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:07,959 Speaker 3: Where that's Those are dangerous. You know, if you did 214 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,240 Speaker 3: that down at Rolands, you'd climb into a lobster tank. 215 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,640 Speaker 3: Rememb when they used to have that at Rollins. 216 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:15,720 Speaker 5: I got I, uh successfully claw grabbed a lobster at 217 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,280 Speaker 5: Paparazzi back in the day. 218 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,960 Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know they had one there. 219 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,280 Speaker 5: There was a crowd, A crowd had gathered because I 220 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,720 Speaker 5: had the you know you were on the roll. I 221 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 5: had a look in my eye like I'm willing to 222 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,840 Speaker 5: drop forty bucks. And when I finally got that lobster 223 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,000 Speaker 5: roc us applause. 224 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:33,360 Speaker 1: How many takes? Maybe four? That's pretty good. 225 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:33,880 Speaker 6: Yeah. 226 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 1: Wow. My thought on that was there was nothing more 227 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:42,360 Speaker 1: disgusting than eating a lobster that's just been swimming around 228 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:46,000 Speaker 1: in an amusement tank for days on end. That to 229 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,439 Speaker 1: my knowledge, is not the lobster. 230 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,959 Speaker 5: So when I got it, they were like, they came 231 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,800 Speaker 5: out and they gave me a certificate to be used 232 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,079 Speaker 5: a future lobster. 233 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:57,280 Speaker 3: Oh, it's like the hot dog can of the Pianza 234 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,079 Speaker 3: wasn't really. 235 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,680 Speaker 1: A hot dog. It used to be a hot dog 236 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:03,000 Speaker 1: right at the beginning the glory days. Then they got sued. 237 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:07,040 Speaker 3: They got sued well because dude, the hot dog bazooka. 238 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:10,280 Speaker 3: It was so powerful and the first time when they 239 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,680 Speaker 3: first rolled that out of PNC Park, the Pirate parrot 240 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:18,360 Speaker 3: was just blowing up people in the one hundred, and 241 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:21,040 Speaker 3: it was like causing damage. It was like a bud 242 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,640 Speaker 3: imprint on your cheek, like a paintball gun, except you 243 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:27,280 Speaker 3: were getting hit with a you know, ballpark frank, and 244 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,240 Speaker 3: it was leaving a mark. 245 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,400 Speaker 1: And that's why, I mean, have you ever seen how 246 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,760 Speaker 1: far those things could show you? 247 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,960 Speaker 3: They're throwing them up into the two hundreds with ease 248 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,800 Speaker 3: wrapped and foil. One almost hit me in the back 249 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:43,400 Speaker 3: row one day for the three hundred level. Nothing funnier 250 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:47,160 Speaker 3: to me than the hot dog gun, just the idea 251 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:50,560 Speaker 3: there was nothing more American than a hot dog gun. 252 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,800 Speaker 3: And I always thought, in order to make the parogi 253 00:12:54,960 --> 00:13:00,360 Speaker 3: race a little more challenging, Oh. 254 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,760 Speaker 1: You should. 255 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,840 Speaker 3: One lucky fan gets to follow them around and try 256 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,960 Speaker 3: to like put place a bet on one of them 257 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:12,640 Speaker 3: and then shoot down the rest of the progis with 258 00:13:12,679 --> 00:13:15,400 Speaker 3: hot dogs and then take them and serve them to 259 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,400 Speaker 3: the people in the back of the plane in Southwest. 260 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,559 Speaker 1: Don't clean up after they have. 261 00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:23,600 Speaker 3: That all you can eat section going on in Saint 262 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,440 Speaker 3: Louis this year. I know that the pirates had done 263 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,040 Speaker 3: that for a while. That's not still there, is it? No, 264 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,240 Speaker 3: because it was one stand and so the concession line 265 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,640 Speaker 3: was an hour and a half long. 266 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:37,480 Speaker 1: I knew he did it. No, I considered it. 267 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:42,080 Speaker 3: Wait a minute, I evaluated it and decided against Sean. 268 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,440 Speaker 3: What was the all you can eat place like there? Well, 269 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,640 Speaker 3: you see, no, they only had there was one place 270 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,960 Speaker 3: in the outfield. So if you they're like, yeah, all 271 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,760 Speaker 3: you can eat, if you went through the line twice, 272 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,560 Speaker 3: you'd miss the game. There was just too much of it. 273 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:59,959 Speaker 3: Legis Bob nutting, move yep, one stand, all you can eat, 274 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,840 Speaker 3: and here's our one armed employee to help you, our 275 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:04,840 Speaker 3: oldest attendant. 276 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:09,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all the oldest attendants. That is kind of true. 277 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,520 Speaker 1: I mean, well, that's very true. 278 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:13,320 Speaker 3: In the cultural District where it's like everybody's serving you 279 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,880 Speaker 3: a beer. That's the most annoying thing about going to 280 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:19,560 Speaker 3: a concert in the Cultural District is the lovely people 281 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:20,360 Speaker 3: who work there. 282 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,400 Speaker 1: Do not get me wrong. 283 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,680 Speaker 3: They're all delightful, but they don't care how quickly they 284 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,200 Speaker 3: are making your drink. 285 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,320 Speaker 1: They get it right. 286 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:32,960 Speaker 3: And there's a line that is like wrapped around big 287 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,840 Speaker 3: marble columns and you're just staring at it, thinking the 288 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,760 Speaker 3: show's going to start any second now, and they're just 289 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:39,960 Speaker 3: very slow. 290 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,680 Speaker 1: Do you want to lie? 291 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,680 Speaker 8: And then if you say yes, they're like okay, and 292 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,120 Speaker 8: then they go over to the fridge and grab a 293 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:59,920 Speaker 8: lime and start cutting it, and you're like, big mistake. 294 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,800 Speaker 1: That's why they should always have beer tubs. 295 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for the option, there should always be beer 296 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,160 Speaker 3: tubs in the lobby at the Cultural District. 297 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,440 Speaker 1: By the time you get there, you're like, I guess 298 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,120 Speaker 1: I'll get four. 299 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,440 Speaker 3: I always do that, and then they're like you can 300 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,360 Speaker 3: only take so many in and then you know you're 301 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,120 Speaker 3: away and usually just pound one and then go to 302 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:17,920 Speaker 3: your seat, and then you. 303 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,360 Speaker 1: Have to you know, I could fix it, is what 304 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:19,960 Speaker 1: I'm trying to say. 305 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, if they left, Yes, beer tubs is the answer 306 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,840 Speaker 3: to everything always. 307 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:26,880 Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. 308 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:34,240 Speaker 3: Beer tubs at football, baseball, river Hounds, concerts. Beer tubs 309 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,960 Speaker 3: because when you just want a beer, you will go 310 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,360 Speaker 3: there and crush that rather than wait in any line. 311 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,480 Speaker 3: It'll make every line so much smaller. Your sales will 312 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:45,400 Speaker 3: go through the roof beer tubs. That when I run 313 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 3: for office, that is my platform beer tubs. Well as 314 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:55,400 Speaker 3: a single issue voter, you have my full backing, Randy, Thank. 315 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,800 Speaker 1: You all right. 316 00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:01,400 Speaker 2: Netflix is acquiring an AI filmmaking startup up quietly founded 317 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,960 Speaker 2: by actor Ben Affleck. 318 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,200 Speaker 1: This is super interesting stuff here. 319 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:11,320 Speaker 2: Interpositive builds an AI tool to help filmmakers and creatives. 320 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:15,440 Speaker 2: It then provides the ability to mix and color relte 321 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:19,560 Speaker 2: shots and add visual effects. Netflix says it saw afflex 322 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:23,520 Speaker 2: company providing a unique set of AI tools that keeps 323 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,640 Speaker 2: filmmakers at the center of the process. The streaming service 324 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:31,640 Speaker 2: will offer access to the tech to its creative partners, 325 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:35,720 Speaker 2: having no plans to sell it commercially. Yesterday, Affleck shared 326 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,960 Speaker 2: on the Netflix post about the deal, saying quote, I 327 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:42,440 Speaker 2: knew I had a responsibility to my peers and our 328 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:46,120 Speaker 2: industry to protect the power of human creativity and the 329 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:49,880 Speaker 2: people behind it. In creating Interpositive, I sought to do 330 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 2: just that. 331 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,440 Speaker 3: So there's ways to look at it and give me 332 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,360 Speaker 3: cynical and say that like, you know, he is jumping 333 00:16:56,440 --> 00:17:00,200 Speaker 3: on an AI bandwagon that most artists should just to 334 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:04,320 Speaker 3: cry and nothing else, or he's accepted the reality that 335 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,080 Speaker 3: this is going to become part and parcel of the 336 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,880 Speaker 3: industry no matter what anybody does. But there's a way 337 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,959 Speaker 3: to do it, to control it so that it is 338 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:15,479 Speaker 3: not being used to scan the creativity that has always 339 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:20,240 Speaker 3: already been produced and then reproduce something from that which 340 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:25,960 Speaker 3: will give you nothing original really, and instead use original 341 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:29,880 Speaker 3: filmmaking and use the AI technology to augment that make 342 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:33,560 Speaker 3: the product cheaper to make, thereby ensuring like, hey, this 343 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,440 Speaker 3: is the future, and we if you want to keep 344 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,879 Speaker 3: making movies, this is how they're going to be made. 345 00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:40,480 Speaker 3: And when Netflix got bounced out of that deal with 346 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,000 Speaker 3: Paramount and they had all that money that they were 347 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,200 Speaker 3: willing to throw, you know, one hundred billion or whatever 348 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,480 Speaker 3: it was that they were going to maybe do well, 349 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,280 Speaker 3: their pivot to this is like, yeah, we're just going 350 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:52,080 Speaker 3: to get bigger ourselves and make it cheaper, and this 351 00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 3: is how we're going to like their stock like went 352 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:58,840 Speaker 3: through the roof because of this. The threat, of course, is, oh, 353 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,960 Speaker 3: the AI is going to write the movies and act 354 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,320 Speaker 3: in the movies. And you know, I think that's what 355 00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:06,680 Speaker 3: this is protecting. This is protecting against that. I think 356 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,959 Speaker 3: that we don't have a good system now. When you 357 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,399 Speaker 3: look at a visually affects heavy movie, sit through the 358 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,919 Speaker 3: credits of a Marvel movie or a Pixar movie, and 359 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,399 Speaker 3: at the end you'll get to thousands and thousands of 360 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:25,000 Speaker 3: names that are usually Thie or Indian or because the 361 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:29,119 Speaker 3: only way that visual effects happen now is thousands of 362 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:33,320 Speaker 3: dramatically underpaid people in a country where you don't have 363 00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:37,160 Speaker 3: to pay them very much, clicks on screens all day, 364 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,480 Speaker 3: every day for a year, and anyone who tries to 365 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,919 Speaker 3: do that right, That movie Life of Pie won the 366 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,040 Speaker 3: Visual Effects OSCAR after having gone out of business because 367 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,760 Speaker 3: they tried to pay those people decently. 368 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,800 Speaker 1: It just we don't have a good thing now. So 369 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,639 Speaker 1: if AI. 370 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,159 Speaker 3: Interesting, they paid them and it put them out of 371 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,640 Speaker 3: business for an OSCAR winning product. 372 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,639 Speaker 1: Wow. And that's from what I. 373 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,520 Speaker 3: Understand, And again I have a limited capacity to understand 374 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,760 Speaker 3: this stuff, but it seemed like that. 375 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,159 Speaker 1: That was the focus of all of this is it was. 376 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,679 Speaker 3: It was on the production side to save money in 377 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,360 Speaker 3: that way, to ensure that you know, and if you're 378 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:16,160 Speaker 3: a graphic artist or you know, CGI guy, you kind 379 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,000 Speaker 3: of getting a host here. But this is more about 380 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:21,399 Speaker 3: like making a uniform product for Netflix and keeping it 381 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:26,640 Speaker 3: a high quality streaming service that is creating high quality 382 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:31,400 Speaker 3: new movies instead of like what Amazon does where it's like, oh, 383 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,040 Speaker 3: there's a documentary on Lowell George and then you hear 384 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,720 Speaker 3: you like this is all AI. 385 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,920 Speaker 1: I am just looking at an AI prompt. 386 00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:41,920 Speaker 3: There's no it's it's you know, like watching Toy Story 387 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:45,080 Speaker 3: in nineteen ninety five and saying, no, we're not going 388 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,200 Speaker 3: to do any of this because we're want to pay 389 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:51,080 Speaker 3: all of the people drawing by hand. It's gonna happen. 390 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,159 Speaker 3: It's just a matter of using it in ways that 391 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:57,879 Speaker 3: augment and support existing artists and not replace them. By 392 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,480 Speaker 3: the way, why did they have to give Woody a 393 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,080 Speaker 3: Baltz bought in the Newest Toy Story. 394 00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:06,600 Speaker 1: That happened? They're rubbing him on the top of the head. Yeah, Like, 395 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,000 Speaker 1: how is the doll getting older? I don't get that. 396 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,440 Speaker 1: It's the doll. 397 00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:13,560 Speaker 3: And it was weird that they made it clear that 398 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,119 Speaker 3: Buzz voted for Trump. That was odd, that was surprising, 399 00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:20,119 Speaker 3: And then had an affair with Christine. No, yeah, that 400 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:24,800 Speaker 3: was really weird. To Infinity and beyond Cloudy. 401 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,840 Speaker 2: This morning, then Times of Sunshine this afternoon. I have 402 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:30,080 Speaker 2: sixty eight. All right, Mike's got your sports when we 403 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,480 Speaker 2: come back. We keep joking about the guy, you know, 404 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,080 Speaker 2: the guy, the all right guy from Old Country Buffet, 405 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,960 Speaker 2: the training videos where like, if that training video kept. 406 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,680 Speaker 1: Going, He's like, see the game this weekend? All right? 407 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,760 Speaker 3: Do you know who controls the banks? And if you'll 408 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,119 Speaker 3: wait a minute, it just keeps getting into more because 409 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,720 Speaker 3: today that's what it would be. Make sure to engage 410 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,280 Speaker 3: them and talk. They will keep them riveted. 411 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,040 Speaker 1: Did you see we're doing a war? Have you read 412 00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:00,960 Speaker 1: the Epstein files yet? Do you know who the wrath child? Yeah? 413 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:06,560 Speaker 3: All right, Winners and boozers coming up at eight forty five, Michael, 414 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:11,119 Speaker 3: have your sports at a thirty. Gino lost his mind 415 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,879 Speaker 3: what's left of it last night, and I don't know 416 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,399 Speaker 3: what that spells for his future here. 417 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,680 Speaker 1: But methinks not good. 418 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,680 Speaker 3: Trade deadline coming up and tough weekend in a road 419 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:21,280 Speaker 3: trip ahead. 420 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,440 Speaker 1: Mike's got a full report week com back this weekend 421 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,080 Speaker 1: on DV. You Know What I Smell? I Smell something. 422 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:30,560 Speaker 4: It smells like nineties, will feature songs from the decade 423 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,640 Speaker 4: that was the last curtain call of the twentieth century. 424 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,600 Speaker 1: Wreck Bimundo, It. 425 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:41,400 Speaker 4: Smells like ninety Saturday this weekend on DV, Live from 426 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:45,080 Speaker 4: the Don's Appliances Studios, where Pittsburgh shops for appliances. 427 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:50,320 Speaker 1: This is w DV. Mike Persida has got your Sports 428 00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:51,680 Speaker 1: Now on the DV Morning Show. 429 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:56,560 Speaker 6: Can we air the brakes on some sort of not 430 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,960 Speaker 6: FCC only fans compliance? 431 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,199 Speaker 2: They asked me, and we're meeting this week. They're like, 432 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,520 Speaker 2: so we could start live streaming the show the whole time, 433 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,040 Speaker 2: and I went, no, we cannot. 434 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:13,359 Speaker 1: Well, I was merely making a point and everyone agreed 435 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,560 Speaker 1: with you. That's all it was made. 436 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,160 Speaker 6: Well in the room or up the supports is Suner 437 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,640 Speaker 6: brought to you by Bridgeville clients. Penguin's got no points 438 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,239 Speaker 6: last night five to one. They get smoked like a 439 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:30,359 Speaker 6: bad cigar by the Sabers and the headline generating development 440 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,640 Speaker 6: occurred at thirty eight seconds of the second period, when 441 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,760 Speaker 6: if getting Malkin received two minutes for cross checking, five 442 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,320 Speaker 6: minutes for slashing, and a ten minute game misconduct. The 443 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,680 Speaker 6: addendum to that is a suspension is likely coming from. 444 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:49,600 Speaker 3: Malkin, without question, extremely stupid, losing your head under those 445 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,920 Speaker 3: circumstances when the team is counting on you now more 446 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,600 Speaker 3: than ever this season. This is when you were supposed 447 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,439 Speaker 3: to stand up and show the earlyer and worthy of 448 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:01,120 Speaker 3: a contract extension. Instead, you know, we don't know what's 449 00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:02,639 Speaker 3: going on behind the scenes. He might have already been 450 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,120 Speaker 3: told that ain't coming. That might have been the root 451 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,560 Speaker 3: of his frustration. I think that he's always been prone 452 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,640 Speaker 3: to lose it once in a while. It hasn't been 453 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,760 Speaker 3: since it's been a while since he did something this stupid. 454 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,959 Speaker 3: Yes it has, but this might have ended their season. 455 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,080 Speaker 3: I'm not saying it has, but this has the potential 456 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:27,760 Speaker 3: to be a very crucial load bearing Jenga piece that 457 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:31,120 Speaker 3: they are moving out of the tower without Sydney Crosby 458 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:36,520 Speaker 3: already Losing Geno right now is a brutal, brutal. 459 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,360 Speaker 1: Hand for the Pens to have to deal with here. 460 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,440 Speaker 6: You know, they're certainly reminding us that they didn't they 461 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,160 Speaker 6: weren't ready for the puck drop in Boston the other night, 462 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,600 Speaker 6: and you know it took him a while to warm 463 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,760 Speaker 6: up to it, which you can't do at this time 464 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,280 Speaker 6: of the year. Yeah, and then last night they just well, 465 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,600 Speaker 6: the maulk and meltdown changed the game. 466 00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 3: The Malcolm meltdown should be a milkshake factory every time 467 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,520 Speaker 3: he loses it. 468 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,480 Speaker 1: It's like the Jake Shake. 469 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,640 Speaker 3: But what's when Malkin does something super stupid you get 470 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,399 Speaker 3: a buck off of it? 471 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,320 Speaker 6: That or like a Sunday with steaming hot chocolate sauce 472 00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:11,480 Speaker 6: that just melts the ice cream and then you get nothing. 473 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,359 Speaker 1: Where it's borshed ice cream does light beat ice cream. 474 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,360 Speaker 6: It's just a sloppy, soupy mess that's not really appealing. 475 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,960 Speaker 1: Extra cottage please, which would kind of describe last night's game. 476 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:25,280 Speaker 6: Flyers in Town Saturday Bruins in Town Sunday trade deadline 477 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:32,320 Speaker 6: three pm today. Pennstie manager Kyle Dubis talked about that 478 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,880 Speaker 6: with Josh gets Off on the GM Show on Wednesday 479 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,600 Speaker 6: night on our brother station one oh five nine The X. Specifically, 480 00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:44,959 Speaker 6: what would the blueprint be in the event that Dubas 481 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,800 Speaker 6: is seeking to make additions today? 482 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,520 Speaker 7: Well, I think we feel good about where we're at 483 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,200 Speaker 7: in goal in the present and future. So you know, 484 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:58,080 Speaker 7: in terms of acquisitions, I think where we would look 485 00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:02,440 Speaker 7: as both up front end on the and I think 486 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:06,720 Speaker 7: the ideal acquisition for us will be a player that's 487 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,800 Speaker 7: in their twenties, you know, closer to their mid twenties, 488 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,400 Speaker 7: that has some team control either they're signed, or they 489 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:16,320 Speaker 7: are pending restricted free agent, or they just whether or 490 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,040 Speaker 7: not a rental. 491 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:18,359 Speaker 1: You know. 492 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,879 Speaker 7: That said, if we get closer to Friday and and 493 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,880 Speaker 7: there's a chance to add to the team with someone 494 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,400 Speaker 7: who is a rental, we could look at that too. 495 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:26,199 Speaker 1: You know. 496 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,399 Speaker 7: I I think you know, everyone looks at at the 497 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,320 Speaker 7: deadline as that that's the time that you have to act, 498 00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,280 Speaker 7: and I think it is it is a great opportunity 499 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,879 Speaker 7: to add talent to your roster and to your team. 500 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,000 Speaker 7: What I would say to that is that we already 501 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,720 Speaker 7: have this year added a lot of talent to the team. 502 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,960 Speaker 7: So you know, whereas we've made a lot of moves 503 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,159 Speaker 7: throughout the year to add you know, Stu Skinner to 504 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,040 Speaker 7: the team, Sam Gerard to the group, Igor Chinikov to 505 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:55,520 Speaker 7: the group, and and Ilia Slova to the group. So 506 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,239 Speaker 7: we've We've already done that through the year, and I 507 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,240 Speaker 7: think at theadline it's seen as a time where I 508 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,280 Speaker 7: think that the out episerces you have to act, and 509 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,520 Speaker 7: I think we've already acted. But it doesn't mean that 510 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:11,280 Speaker 7: we ever stopped trying to improve the team, especially in 511 00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:13,520 Speaker 7: positions that can help the group now and in the future. 512 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,200 Speaker 7: So that the Chinikov deal would sort of be the 513 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,520 Speaker 7: template that I would use. 514 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,920 Speaker 6: Yeah, me too, Danton Heinen a second round pick in 515 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,560 Speaker 6: twenty twenty six and a third round pick in twenty 516 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:28,040 Speaker 6: twenty seven for Igor china Koff from Columbus. 517 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,280 Speaker 1: Do you find that again? Absolutely, shign me up for right? 518 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,480 Speaker 6: You know, failing that, what do you think of a 519 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:39,240 Speaker 6: veteran center, veteran defenseman, somebody that can win some face offs, 520 00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:41,440 Speaker 6: play third or fourth line, somebody that can give you 521 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,280 Speaker 6: depth on the blue line. It was interesting to me 522 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,760 Speaker 6: that he said a rental is not out of the 523 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:50,119 Speaker 6: question because those guys are usually cheaper. You don't have 524 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:55,399 Speaker 6: to trade nearly as much capital, And maybe it's not. 525 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,200 Speaker 6: Maybe it's time to do that the way things are 526 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,600 Speaker 6: sort of starting to unravel here. 527 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,840 Speaker 1: He's loaded for bear in that regard. 528 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,320 Speaker 3: I mean they've got a lot to work, twelve thousand 529 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,920 Speaker 3: draft picks exact three years. 530 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,320 Speaker 6: Yeah, there's no way they're gonna draft all these guys 531 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,080 Speaker 6: and they're all going to play for the Penguins. 532 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:14,240 Speaker 1: Right, So I don't think there's any reason to just 533 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:14,640 Speaker 1: go now. 534 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,960 Speaker 3: We're just gonna stand pat here and let the chips 535 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,639 Speaker 3: fall where they may. I think they should try to 536 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,320 Speaker 3: be I don't want to say aggressive, but I don't 537 00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,359 Speaker 3: think they should stand pat But. 538 00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:27,200 Speaker 1: Nor should they get risky or more than you want. No, 539 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,480 Speaker 1: no mortgage the future, but you find something you like. 540 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,479 Speaker 6: One of the points Josh gets Off made with us 541 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,320 Speaker 6: today has sort of stuck with me when I asked 542 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,600 Speaker 6: about the chemistry, and you know, do you worry about 543 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,600 Speaker 6: altering things? They're already altered. Crosby's out and Malkin's gonna 544 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:45,159 Speaker 6: get suspended, you know, and La Tang is like the 545 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,119 Speaker 6: vibe has been broken. It's it's a little different now 546 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,160 Speaker 6: than it was last week. 547 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,000 Speaker 1: I think Liu Tang is petering out too. 548 00:27:53,960 --> 00:28:00,359 Speaker 3: Although the lip reading was flund last night. Sure, but 549 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:05,480 Speaker 3: I think we took away his crutch and he might 550 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,119 Speaker 3: just kind of be like that trade may not end 551 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,520 Speaker 3: up bearing out in terms of him playing as well 552 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,160 Speaker 3: as he had been. 553 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,880 Speaker 1: But we'll see. Man, I don't know, things can turn 554 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:15,440 Speaker 1: around quick. 555 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,840 Speaker 3: A couple of wins strunk together really quick in news 556 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,359 Speaker 3: that Sidney Crosby's coming back, and then you know, Malkin 557 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,440 Speaker 3: pulls his head out of his gulag and you never know. 558 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,040 Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe that motivates him to take it the rest 559 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,640 Speaker 6: of the way, that he's got to make amends, because 560 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,320 Speaker 6: he should want to make amends when he comes back. 561 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:38,160 Speaker 6: About one more insight from Jeff Legwaldofia today, Randy talk 562 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,400 Speaker 6: to him at the combine. He's been around forever. He's 563 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,960 Speaker 6: a Hall of Fame Board of selectors. Remember, he's covered 564 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,880 Speaker 6: the Steelers, he's covered the Broncos, he's covered the Titans 565 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:52,040 Speaker 6: one other team which escapes memory right now. But he's 566 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:55,200 Speaker 6: as veteran as they come in terms of hardcore football writers. 567 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,800 Speaker 6: And I caught up with Jeff at the Combine and 568 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:01,080 Speaker 6: we talked about how it's funny this offseason, much like 569 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:04,520 Speaker 6: every offseason in the NFL in general and in Pittsburgh 570 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:05,560 Speaker 6: in particular, it's all. 571 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,600 Speaker 1: About the quarterback. 572 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,920 Speaker 6: But it can't just be about the quarterback for the 573 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,800 Speaker 6: teams that really get it. 574 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,560 Speaker 9: It's funny. We just the way people talk about football 575 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,840 Speaker 9: and wrap their arms around it and consume it and everything. 576 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,560 Speaker 9: We always assume the defensive coaches aren't as smart as 577 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,440 Speaker 9: the offensive coaches. I got news for you. They're really smart, 578 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:30,680 Speaker 9: and defense is ahead right now in the league. And 579 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,760 Speaker 9: the reason they're ahead. A lot of these defensive guys 580 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:41,680 Speaker 9: I know will tell you is they are banking, absolutely banking, 581 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,000 Speaker 9: shoving the chips and in the middle of the table. 582 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:48,560 Speaker 9: You won't run the ball that you won't be considered 583 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,800 Speaker 9: a genius, you won't get hired for the cool jobs. 584 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,200 Speaker 9: People won't say you're smart if you run the ball. 585 00:29:55,360 --> 00:30:00,760 Speaker 9: So they they're using that against offenses. 586 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:08,479 Speaker 6: It's amazing. You know, shotguns, it's great. But if you're 587 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,480 Speaker 6: under center and you're on the ball, that's pretty great too. 588 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,240 Speaker 6: And you know third and short, fourth and short, can 589 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:19,120 Speaker 6: you just power it and extend the possession? This is 590 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:23,080 Speaker 6: my biggest concern slash fear with Mike McCarthy. I think 591 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,840 Speaker 6: you know, I respect his resume, I respect his reputation 592 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,440 Speaker 6: as a quarterback whisperer and a passing game guy. But 593 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:35,120 Speaker 6: are the Steelers if it's Rogers playing for McCarthy. Are 594 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,080 Speaker 6: they going to be interested in running the ball as 595 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,320 Speaker 6: much as they will need to be. It's just something 596 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:45,800 Speaker 6: to chew on here Friday morning. The defenses are using 597 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:51,680 Speaker 6: the offenses self inflicted refusal to run the ball against them. 598 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,719 Speaker 5: Felt like last year, anytime it was third and inches, 599 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,200 Speaker 5: fourth in inches, it's like, Oh, they're going to throw 600 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:58,880 Speaker 5: it deep, aren't they? 601 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,560 Speaker 1: Yeah? That okay? 602 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,920 Speaker 5: So what would they least expect? 603 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,440 Speaker 1: I don't know. 604 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,000 Speaker 3: I like in the Steelers case in particular, for them 605 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,000 Speaker 3: to have been a little more creative sometimes when they 606 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:14,040 Speaker 3: weren't exactly controlling the line of scrimmage. Tomlin always had 607 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,080 Speaker 3: that you know, eventually we're gonna kind of. 608 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,080 Speaker 1: You know, m o, and sometimes you just not. 609 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,720 Speaker 6: I also wonder if given the you know, they were 610 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:28,520 Speaker 6: effective with the spencer Anderson is eligible running game. Yeah, 611 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,760 Speaker 6: I wonder if that's going away, either because he ends 612 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,560 Speaker 6: up at left guard right or because Mike just isn't 613 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,560 Speaker 6: interested in that. 614 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,240 Speaker 1: That is true? 615 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,120 Speaker 6: Well, I mean it seems to be, and a lot 616 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,280 Speaker 6: of teams are doing that. 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This is 664 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,400 Speaker 3: who won the week and will be drinking to celebrate, 665 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:06,360 Speaker 3: and the boozers who will be drinking to forget. 666 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,560 Speaker 1: There's the music and Mike Pursuda. Let's start with you. 667 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:20,399 Speaker 1: My winner this week. Andrew McCutcheon a winner. He's thirty nine. 668 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,000 Speaker 6: He's playing two hundred and sixty two career major league 669 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,799 Speaker 6: regular season games and registered two hundred and sixty six 670 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,480 Speaker 6: career major league regular season It's on the way to 671 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,360 Speaker 6: winning an MVP and entrenching himself as one of the 672 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:37,240 Speaker 6: most beloved pirates in history. If he wants to keep playing, 673 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,200 Speaker 6: Sean Collier, who's. 674 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:39,800 Speaker 1: To say he can't. 675 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,120 Speaker 6: The minor league deal mccutcheen signed with the Rangers is 676 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:46,040 Speaker 6: most likely a formality along the path to a spot 677 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,439 Speaker 6: on the big league roster and the chance to keep 678 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,360 Speaker 6: going to the ballpark every day and keep getting paid 679 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,040 Speaker 6: to do it. 680 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,360 Speaker 1: Good luck, Cutch. You don't have to go home, but 681 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,480 Speaker 1: you can't stay here. 682 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,720 Speaker 6: And that, by the way, says more about the Pirates 683 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,600 Speaker 6: perceived evolution than it does. What mccatt she still has 684 00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:03,040 Speaker 6: left in attack as a viable big leaguer. All right, 685 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,480 Speaker 6: who's boozing pitt basketball? 686 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:05,839 Speaker 10: Yeah? 687 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,920 Speaker 6: Remember remember when Pitt's pencil on a trip to the 688 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,920 Speaker 6: Sweet sixteen on the end of every schedule this season, 689 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,920 Speaker 6: Pitt might not make it to the top of the 690 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:19,960 Speaker 6: ACC sixteen. And if the Panthers don't win at Syracuse 691 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,040 Speaker 6: on Saturday, they won't even make it to the ACC Tournament. 692 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,600 Speaker 6: Worse yet, and yeah it gets worse head coach Jeff 693 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,240 Speaker 6: Caple if he returns next season. 694 00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:29,719 Speaker 1: The most compelling reason. 695 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:33,359 Speaker 6: Why might be that Pitt can't afford his buyout. It's 696 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:37,520 Speaker 6: time for a bender at Heavyways. Before that, two shuts. 697 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:42,080 Speaker 1: Down, Abby Krizner. Who are the winners this week? The 698 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,520 Speaker 1: south Side beer rats? 699 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,439 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, case you missed that a rat was found 700 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,040 Speaker 2: drinking beer under the tap at a restaurant in the 701 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,359 Speaker 2: South Side and it went viral. The owner put out 702 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,279 Speaker 2: a statement saying, quote, there's construction behind the building that's 703 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:58,840 Speaker 2: increased rodent activity, which is a great Pittsburgh excuse run activity. 704 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,680 Speaker 1: Yeah no, the rat didn't come from our bar. He's commuted. 705 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:11,680 Speaker 2: But I say the little guy deserves Pittsburgh praise. I 706 00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,920 Speaker 2: want him to have sinkhole bus level. Yeah, love, because 707 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,120 Speaker 2: he might be the safest dude on the South Side 708 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,920 Speaker 2: right now. Everybody else is down there at one am, 709 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,480 Speaker 2: fighting and crying in a tube top, trying to decide 710 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,279 Speaker 2: whether they should eat the pizza that they dropped on 711 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:24,880 Speaker 2: the sidewalk. 712 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,000 Speaker 1: But the best part he. 713 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,919 Speaker 2: Was drinking whatever was coming out of that beer tap. Yeah, 714 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,840 Speaker 2: you know that's a real Pittsburgh drinker right there, No questions, 715 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:36,279 Speaker 2: no bitch, And he's not some artisanal snob pointing out 716 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:40,040 Speaker 2: the notes of grapefruit pine and a hint of violation 717 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:44,160 Speaker 2: from the Allegheny Health Department. Give him a tiny terrible towel, 718 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,360 Speaker 2: Little Penguins, Jersey lock in, because if you're drinking mystery 719 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,520 Speaker 2: beer on East Carson Street, congratulations, you are one of us. 720 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:55,440 Speaker 1: Well done, Tad Whistle. Who's your wader? Son of it? Abby? 721 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,480 Speaker 1: Who's your booze this week? Randy? I'm so glad you 722 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,480 Speaker 1: asked me that it is Jim Carrey. 723 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:07,200 Speaker 2: Oh, and I love Jim Carrey. This week, Jim Carrey 724 00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,720 Speaker 2: either got such bad botox or an upper bluff. 725 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,200 Speaker 1: Or an olliver booth. My cousin lives inn Upper Bluff. 726 00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:18,880 Speaker 2: The iconically elastic yet very handsome face transitioned to an 727 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:24,920 Speaker 2: androgynous hummele figurine who takeses like mindfulness retreats in Santa Fe. 728 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,880 Speaker 2: But the haircut doesn't help either. It says, your uncle's 729 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,080 Speaker 2: going through a lot right now, but he's processing it 730 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,520 Speaker 2: through sculpture and breath work, and you are signing up 731 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,840 Speaker 2: for his newde art class this Saturday. 732 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,200 Speaker 1: I get the Hollywood. 733 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:42,320 Speaker 2: Sucks, but Jim Carrey's face isn't just a face, it's infrastructure. 734 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,560 Speaker 1: It's a comedy delivery system. But as we raise a 735 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,040 Speaker 1: glass to. 736 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,560 Speaker 2: This week's boozer, at least until the swelling goes down, 737 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,560 Speaker 2: I'm gonna make my toast one from the DV Morning 738 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,920 Speaker 2: Show sign up with an old reminder from Ed Rendell, 739 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,200 Speaker 2: don't touch your face. 740 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,719 Speaker 5: Well done, ty whistle. Who is your winner this week? 741 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:03,880 Speaker 5: My winner this week is Smith. I will remember John 742 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:08,960 Speaker 5: Ue getting cut from an NFL team might not scream winner, 743 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,280 Speaker 5: but a fresh start is just what the doctor ordered 744 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,680 Speaker 5: for John new Smith. You know, it felt like from 745 00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,200 Speaker 5: week five on he was probably walking into rooms in 746 00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,520 Speaker 5: the South Side facility and everyone kind of went quiet 747 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,960 Speaker 5: because they were making weekend plans. 748 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:23,759 Speaker 1: Hey, John, how's it going? 749 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,120 Speaker 5: This man cut eighty eight balls from TUA for crying 750 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:31,239 Speaker 5: out loud. But his most memorable Steelers moment was when 751 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:37,319 Speaker 5: Aaron Rodgers yelled, what the eff you doing? A man 752 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,640 Speaker 5: builds a thousand bridges? 753 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:41,040 Speaker 1: Do? They call him John new the bridge Builder? 754 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,880 Speaker 5: But your run one wrong route. The experiment may have 755 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,120 Speaker 5: failed here in Pittsburgh, but I'm excited to see how 756 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,279 Speaker 5: John Neu fits into Arthur Smith's offense at Ohio State. 757 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:58,040 Speaker 1: Because they have a weird code offends relationship. Who's your 758 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,720 Speaker 1: boozer this week? All right, the boozer this week? 759 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,440 Speaker 5: And there are many of them dudes who have been 760 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:08,600 Speaker 5: claiming to be Mike McCarthy's cousin slash boy four years 761 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,440 Speaker 5: when the Steelers hired McCarthy. I bet it was a 762 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,680 Speaker 5: really awesome twenty minutes for these dudes. Then reality and 763 00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,759 Speaker 5: the wave of texts started to trickle in. Can you 764 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,240 Speaker 5: get me into the draft on account of you're McCarthy's boy? 765 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,640 Speaker 5: Or how many tickets you think you're gonna get every 766 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,680 Speaker 5: home game? Which one's you gonna take me to? Don't 767 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,360 Speaker 5: think this is a real problem. My buddy's dad acted 768 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:34,320 Speaker 5: as an intermediary and signed Packers gear as Mike McCarthy 769 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,360 Speaker 5: like ten years ago. 770 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,279 Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, I get it to him. You 771 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,600 Speaker 1: had no problem, sid, I'll get him to sign it. 772 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:44,040 Speaker 1: It's never no connection to them at all. 773 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,040 Speaker 5: Just and this is google a bowl, by the way, right, 774 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,560 Speaker 5: the chickens have officially come home to roost on this 775 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,000 Speaker 5: fib what's the play now, leaftown. 776 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,320 Speaker 1: Fake a breakup with Big Mike. It's a real pickle. 777 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,919 Speaker 5: But fear not, fag cuz he's you booze your way 778 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,560 Speaker 5: into this and you can booze your way out. 779 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:07,240 Speaker 3: Well yeah, yeah, well, said Sean Collier, who's your winner? 780 00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:07,640 Speaker 1: This week? 781 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:14,040 Speaker 3: The Pittsburgh Pirates toast of the Grapefruit League, dominating Grapefruit play, 782 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:18,480 Speaker 3: And yeah, that doesn't matter at all. But they got 783 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:23,920 Speaker 3: Connor Griffin, alleged by some to be the best teenage 784 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:28,759 Speaker 3: prospect in recent memory. And yeah, evaluating a teenager for 785 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:33,719 Speaker 3: major league baseball is chronologically like evaluating an infant for 786 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:38,320 Speaker 3: Olympic gymnastics. But still, this is the stuff we need 787 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:42,000 Speaker 3: to generate, the delusion that will carry us into the spring. 788 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,200 Speaker 3: We just need a little bit of hopium to get 789 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,479 Speaker 3: onto Opening Day, then believe this could be the year. 790 00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:54,440 Speaker 3: This could be the season that the Pirates achieve their destiny, 791 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,680 Speaker 3: which of course, is to win a wild card game, 792 00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:00,480 Speaker 3: barely escape the divisional round, and then lose it gentleman 793 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:04,040 Speaker 3: sweep to the Dodgers in the NLCS. The best they 794 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:07,840 Speaker 3: could possibly do. It could be this year. Raise a 795 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,640 Speaker 3: glass and raise the Jolly Roger. I don't know eighty 796 00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,600 Speaker 3: three eighty four times it could happen. Sean, who's the 797 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:17,759 Speaker 3: boozer this week? As foreshadowed, I'm going to disagree with Mike. 798 00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:21,640 Speaker 3: I think the boozer is Cutch this week. We didn't 799 00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:25,440 Speaker 3: want this. He didn't want this. We wanted him to 800 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,920 Speaker 3: retire as a Pirates to get the big send off. 801 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,359 Speaker 3: We might have retired his number. We haven't had any 802 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,560 Speaker 3: to retire in like fifty years. That could have happened. 803 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,200 Speaker 3: We didn't want him leaving town to play for someone 804 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,920 Speaker 3: else at the end of his career. It's very sad, 805 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,160 Speaker 3: but Cutch, you know what you could have done if 806 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:47,080 Speaker 3: you wanted to make that happen, is retire. You were 807 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,320 Speaker 3: free to do so at any point in the last 808 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,640 Speaker 3: five months. I know time comes for us all I 809 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,560 Speaker 3: know it comes for athletes much earlier, and that's hard 810 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:59,879 Speaker 3: to deal with. But there's this great consolation prize to retirement. 811 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,040 Speaker 3: You don't have to go to work anymore, and that's 812 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:06,520 Speaker 3: pretty good too. Put down that Iron City, pick up 813 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,359 Speaker 3: a lone Star, and I don't know, we'll still throw 814 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:10,360 Speaker 3: you a party next. 815 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:15,359 Speaker 1: Year, Randy, who is your winner this week? Muck bang fetishists. 816 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:21,959 Speaker 3: Now muckbang fetishists are people who are sexually excited by 817 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,680 Speaker 3: watching other people eat a lot of food. 818 00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, we are the winners this Wait? Wait what? 819 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:28,600 Speaker 1: And with the. 820 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:32,880 Speaker 3: Current the current slate of fast food CEOs trying to 821 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,719 Speaker 3: barger mog each other on a daily basis on social media, 822 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:40,440 Speaker 3: muckbangers have gotta feel like grizzly bears standing in a 823 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:45,439 Speaker 3: river effortlessly catching spawning salmon gently flopping up. 824 00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:46,200 Speaker 1: Into their arms. 825 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:50,160 Speaker 3: This has been the biggest week for those gooners since 826 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:54,839 Speaker 3: Nathan's hot dog eating contest. Remember pace yourself, guys, It's 827 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:55,880 Speaker 3: a marathon. 828 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:59,680 Speaker 1: Not a race. Who's your boozer? A sprint not a 829 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,480 Speaker 1: RT Yeah you know you're fully I don't think I've 830 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,399 Speaker 1: gotten one of these done. 831 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:09,440 Speaker 3: Without completely ruining my final Joe hit the delay button 832 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:10,240 Speaker 3: on My life. 833 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,680 Speaker 1: No, you got boozers this week. 834 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:18,279 Speaker 3: Well one boozer in particular. Lou Holtz's prosidontist. That's a 835 00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,320 Speaker 3: denture doctor. 836 00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:23,080 Speaker 1: That's a tough word to say. With the death of leg. 837 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:29,200 Speaker 3: With the death of legendary saliva soaked Notre Dame coach, 838 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,440 Speaker 3: Lou Holtz, his denture doctor has got to be pouring 839 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,320 Speaker 3: out a forty of eff. 840 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,480 Speaker 1: I can't quit. 841 00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:47,520 Speaker 2: If can live with that list, you can finish this. 842 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:51,120 Speaker 1: Play like a champion. A forty of effordn. 843 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,000 Speaker 3: He's pouring out a forty of effort in for his 844 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,520 Speaker 3: homie and best customer. Lou Holtz's dentures fit worse than 845 00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:03,560 Speaker 3: Cam Newton's hats. He had to be on a like 846 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,760 Speaker 3: lose a set per week pace in his ESPN glory days. 847 00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,919 Speaker 3: Imagine how many times Rhys Davis looked down to see 848 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,920 Speaker 3: he just kicked loose teeth across the studio floor at Bristol, 849 00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:17,439 Speaker 3: and they'd just come to a soft rest at Mark 850 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,880 Speaker 3: May's feet, and they would just look. 851 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:19,319 Speaker 1: At each other. 852 00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:23,320 Speaker 3: His prost and dantist probably bought a yacht on Low's 853 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:28,239 Speaker 3: yearly billing alone, probably named it Lou's Cruise or Irish 854 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:35,160 Speaker 3: Wake or Fighting Orrish. In any case, Low's Denture Doctor 855 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,200 Speaker 3: will be irishing up his coffee this morning, and I 856 00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:39,640 Speaker 3: think I'm going to join him. 857 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,920 Speaker 1: Sure that performance. Let's all do it. That's your winners 858 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,080 Speaker 1: and boozers for the week that was on DV. 859 00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,960 Speaker 10: Zed forward hands in the ten and two position radio 860 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:53,240 Speaker 10: cranked Yep, looks like you're ready to drive lots giny 861 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:59,400 Speaker 10: you chat Tyson Rocks Pittsburgh weekday afternoons on DV. 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