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Speaker 1: We do it every thirty minutes. Bailey helday, I did.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to go on more dates on hinge. So
Speaker 1: the last guy.
Speaker 3: I went on dates with we went on like three
Speaker 3: dates and then it turned into it was nothing, which
Speaker 3: is fine but sure.
Speaker 1: But now if I have a guy who's like, do
Speaker 1: you want to go on a date, I'll.
Speaker 3: Be like, yes, because I can go on multiple dates
Speaker 3: in a week.
Speaker 1: That's fine. Do you the point of that? What's wrong
Speaker 1: with that?
Speaker 3: So? I went on one yesterday. We went to Red
Speaker 3: Cow in Minneapolis.
Speaker 4: Now that's what a pizza place. No, it's just like
Speaker 4: a restaurant American food. I should red Cave Rabbit. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and all we did was get drinks. We didn't eat
Speaker 4: or anything. I can't eat on dates because I don't
Speaker 4: want to be seen shoeing. I get you, what time
Speaker 4: did you plan the date for?
Speaker 1: Six? Okay, just trying to get the picture here. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm you know, he was nice. He was nice.
Speaker 3: I would say, Dave guess in percentage wise one hundred percent?
Speaker 1: How much percentage did I speak on this tape. Ooh,
Speaker 1: you were nervous. He was probably nervous. He's probably taken
Speaker 1: the lead. I'd say you probably. You probably spoke. I'd
Speaker 1: say fifteen percent of the date.
Speaker 3: I think that's correct. Yeah, that is correct. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: spoke about fifteen percent of the date. He did talk
Speaker 3: a lot about like his job or and his former job,
Speaker 3: and he's like weirdly well known in like a political sphere.
Speaker 3: He's like a political commentator and is quite popular on
Speaker 3: like Twitter, and a lot of the stories that he
Speaker 3: was telling because then I played like the do you
Speaker 3: know gag? Because I know a handful of people in politics.
Speaker 3: I'd be like do you know so and so? And
Speaker 3: he'd be like, oh, yes, oh he hates me. And
Speaker 3: then I'd be like, okay, do you know so and so.
Speaker 3: He'd be like, oh, yes, that guy hates me. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, why do these people hate you? Like why
Speaker 3: are you being hated by so many people? I don't understand?
Speaker 3: And he spends a lot of time on Twitter getting
Speaker 3: into like Twitter feuds, like political Twitter feuds.
Speaker 1: Kind of hobby. Yes, that's what they do, you know,
Speaker 1: like collecting coins. Some people love doing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And knowing that I still went on this date
Speaker 3: with this man because I because again I'm trying to
Speaker 3: like say yes to go on dates and things like that.
Speaker 3: And he was still nice. He was very complimentary of
Speaker 3: like me and my job. He used to listen to
Speaker 3: this show, he said, which is cool. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're really easy to talk to, and you don't use
Speaker 3: a lot of filler words, and you always have a
Speaker 3: great response, and you're really quick, like quick witted. And
Speaker 3: I was like, oh cool, thank you so much. That's
Speaker 3: really nice because that's my problem though, is that I'm.
Speaker 1: Really easy to have a conversation with.
Speaker 3: So it comes to the end of the date and
Speaker 3: he's like, I would love to see you again. This
Speaker 3: was really great, Like if you'd really like, if you'd
Speaker 3: want to, I'd love to see you again. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: that's my thing, is that everybody wants to see me
Speaker 3: again even if it didn't go well.
Speaker 1: And I don't think it necessarily went all that well.
Speaker 1: I think that barely spoke. I think there's sometimes there's hope,
Speaker 1: and I think this is what I know about conversation.
Speaker 1: There's a book called How to Make Friends and Influence People,
Speaker 1: and it's all about listening. If you listen, people love you.
Speaker 1: And he walked away, I promise you, saying, man, we
Speaker 1: had a great conversation, right because you listened and he
Speaker 1: thought it was a great conversation. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I think I kind of shot myself on the
Speaker 3: foot too, because he wasn't really great at eye contacts,
Speaker 3: so he kept looking away. So I was trying to
Speaker 3: overcompensate by giving him all of the icontras's, So I
Speaker 3: was like staring at him and like nodding and trying
Speaker 3: to be super like receptive and any Even if he
Speaker 3: asked me a question, I would start answering the question
Speaker 3: and then he would interrupt me.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the worst. I think several friends that have
Speaker 1: done that. It's like, let me make this about.
Speaker 3: Me, right, and and like what he would interrupt me,
Speaker 3: and then his story would be interesting. But then I
Speaker 3: would try like you know, when you start telling a story,
Speaker 3: they interrupt you, and then you just give up on
Speaker 3: your story because you.
Speaker 1: Don't even try to pick up. Yeah, they didn't listen
Speaker 1: to a thing, So like, I'm not going to.
Speaker 3: Go back and revisit the story that I was just telling,
Speaker 3: because clearly your story is better than mine.
Speaker 1: But it is what it is.
Speaker 3: I went on this date with and we did not
Speaker 3: we did not touch butts. We didn't touch at all
Speaker 3: when we got up to leave, like shake hands. No,
Speaker 3: we didn't touch at all. He didn't shake my hand,
Speaker 3: he didn't give me a hug or anything. But when
Speaker 3: he did say like, oh we should do this again,
Speaker 3: I had a really great time.
Speaker 1: I like pivoted.
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, when you leave, like just so
Speaker 3: you know, I'm gonna go this way to go to
Speaker 3: the bathroom. So don't think like, oh, she's leaving me
Speaker 3: and she's going somewhere else.
Speaker 1: I'm just happening. And he's like, okay, I guess that's whatever.
Speaker 1: You got to watch on YouTube for Bailey's facial expressions
Speaker 1: because we are on TV on Dave Ryan TV on YouTube.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it was it was fine. I went and
Speaker 3: then I went home and I went to bed.
Speaker 1: So, okay, you know what you signed up. You signed up,
Speaker 1: you went to practice. Yep, it doesn't mean you got
Speaker 1: the role. It just means you signed up. You went
Speaker 1: to the tryout, right, try good for you.
Speaker 3: And I have another date on Friday with a different person,
Speaker 3: and then I might have another date next Tuesday with a.
Speaker 5: Different person, and we've been keeping we've been able to
Speaker 5: keep them straight because Bailey.
Speaker 3: Is nicknamed I nicknamed them stuff. And this guy was
Speaker 3: Twitter feud guy.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 5: So when Bailey was like saying yes and she's like, oh,
Speaker 5: I have the stay tonight, I was like, is that
Speaker 5: Twitter feud guy?
Speaker 1: Like I knew what she was guy.
Speaker 3: And then there's average guy, which is Friday Average average guy.
Speaker 1: Now average is good because average is good. And then
Speaker 1: there's the intellectual that's next to me. It's funny because
Speaker 1: Jenny's can I say you're guy paddle board guy because
Speaker 1: she met him paddle boarding over the summer story at all,
Speaker 1: it's close enough, so whatever, nobody cares, so paddle board guy.
Speaker 1: I dated a girl named tall Blonde and chatty. That's
Speaker 1: what me and my friends referred to her as. Her
Speaker 1: name is Gretchen. She might even still be listening. Is
Speaker 1: back back in the way, back in the day when
Speaker 1: Susan and I were broken up, and so my friend
Speaker 1: nicknamed her tall blonde and chatty or TBC. Yeah gretch
Speaker 1: and shout out you're still around. I'm sure you're coastal,
Speaker 1: tall blonde and chatty. What about you, Vonn. You have
Speaker 1: a nickname for anybody?
Speaker 2: Not that I've dated, but I used to have a
Speaker 2: coworker who just was such a clutz, just an odd
Speaker 2: fellas and his name was Dan, so he called him Dizzy.
Speaker 1: Dan all the time. He didn't know it, though. We
Speaker 1: asked on Facebook, what nickname did you have for somebody
Speaker 1: that you dated. Ashley says, we named my sister's ex
Speaker 1: but grease because he wore his dirty mechanic pants and
Speaker 1: put a grease stain on mom's new couch. Somehow he
Speaker 1: was promoted later to Sir oil Bottom. Another one. I
Speaker 1: called my mom's ex boyfriend d Breath when I was
Speaker 1: a teenager. Oh it is old d Breath coming over.
Speaker 1: Here's one. Andrea called her boyfriend diabetes Dave. Maybe he
Speaker 1: had diabetes. Okay, I dated a guy, Sarah says. I
Speaker 1: dated a guy with red hair that I lovely, lovely
Speaker 1: and called him woody would Pecker? I love it. Kevin
Speaker 1: says horse face. But good law that body, he says,
Speaker 1: good lord. It's essential for the group chats for you
Speaker 1: to have a nickname for everybody. My friend, I dated
Speaker 1: a woman back in Ohio and she had an oily complexion,
Speaker 1: and my friend John nicknamed her greasy nose. How's old
Speaker 1: greasy nose? And I'm like, oh cold her? The How's
Speaker 1: old grease? Oh? There was another one. She's a rather
Speaker 1: larger girl. Brentley called her linebacker. How's the line face?
Speaker 1: He also called it another one, leather face? How's a
Speaker 1: leather face? This is what people do, is I think
Speaker 1: probably especially guys. Guys are like, yeah, hoo's old leather face.
Speaker 1: How's the linebacker? And she's nice? I love her a lot.
Speaker 5: You know, we didn't do that. We just called people
Speaker 5: for what they were. Like my friend called her ex
Speaker 5: thunder sea word, thunder sea word. Yeah, because he was, Yeah,
Speaker 5: he was. He was not a good person to her.
Speaker 5: And yeah, I feel like I don't know I did.
Speaker 5: I did date someone who I call them big d Bo.
Speaker 1: Big d bo Bo, Like his name is bo big
Speaker 1: d Bo. Yeah, yeah, obviously the d I said. No,
Speaker 1: I know, Yeah, I know, I understand. Yeah. If you
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Speaker 1: commercial free on KD wub uh. We were talking about
Speaker 1: Bailey's date and it's just always an adventure to hear
Speaker 1: about Daily's Daily's baiting life or or Daily's Bailey's dating life.
Speaker 1: And you had a date last night? And then what
Speaker 1: how do we get on nicknames? Because I call him
Speaker 1: Twitter feud guy because that's what he likes to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a couple of text messages. What weird name did you
Speaker 1: have for somebody you dated? Uh? Here's one. My ex's
Speaker 1: nickname was toothless okay, very descriptive okay. Another guy who's
Speaker 1: very hairy. Me and my friend called him fozzy, like
Speaker 1: Fozzy Bear. That is yeah normal. Uh. My worst was
Speaker 1: my friend whose ex situationship may climbed through his second
Speaker 1: story window. He was window guy even when I met
Speaker 1: him face to face. Told my best friend about a
Speaker 1: girl I was dating her cat between her leg Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: her cat. Her cat looked like a catcher's mit, so
Speaker 1: he would always say, how's catcher's mitt? When she would
Speaker 1: come around. She thought it was an inside joke. Between
Speaker 1: us because I used to play baseball. But her nickname
Speaker 1: was Catcher's Mitt. That's terrible. I should have pre read
Speaker 1: that one. I did not preread that. One's exactly dated.
Speaker 1: A guy called him eleven because he made eleven dollars
Speaker 1: an hour. He was so proud of his job. Depends
Speaker 1: on the year, you know, back in the day and
Speaker 1: in the nineties, that would have been eleven dollars an hour.
Speaker 3: This is called pants jerky. Mike always had beef jerky
Speaker 3: in his cargo pants, pockets pants. I think that's funny.
Speaker 3: Ex boyfriend's name was Gonzo.
Speaker 1: Why was it Gonzo? You know what gonzo looks like,
Speaker 1: the long nose. The long nose. Okay. My sister's high
Speaker 1: school boyfriend was pork Chop. He used to call me beefsteak. Ooh.
Speaker 3: This person says they have two separate guys. One they
Speaker 3: called him lips and one with SOUPCN.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I get SOUPCN lips. I'm not really sure.
Speaker 1: I probably just got a big juicy lips. We have
Speaker 1: a talk back on the iHeart app Oh cool.
Speaker 3: We called one of my old boyfriend's grandpa.
Speaker 6: He was like twenty or thirty years older than I
Speaker 6: so called him Grandpa.
Speaker 1: And then one we called cry.
Speaker 6: Baby because every time that he would drink.
Speaker 1: You just cry cry baby. Well there's another one that
Speaker 1: I don't know that I can play.
Speaker 2: We he lost one of his delegates in a bull
Speaker 2: riding accident because it used to be a bull rider
Speaker 2: in Wyoming, and it's fourth he's always been known as
Speaker 2: one b yeah, one in in.
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Speaker 1: is National Stress Awareness Day. Stress is real and it
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Speaker 3: I gotta open up my little box, my walking pad
Speaker 3: that I got. It's still in the box. I don't
Speaker 3: have time to open it. But today I'm doing it
Speaker 3: today that day because you've inspired me.
Speaker 1: Cardi B's fourth child is going to be a boy.
Speaker 3: Her football star boot Stefan Diggs spilled the beans to
Speaker 3: People Magazine. He says, Hey, it's a boy, That's enough
Speaker 3: for me. I can't wait to make him do pushups
Speaker 3: and sit ups and run around.
Speaker 1: This is fun. Her first boy though, right, she has
Speaker 1: a boy with Offset.
Speaker 3: Yes, she has three children with Offset and and Steffan
Speaker 3: Diggs also has two kids as much.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Cardi b is having a boy. Oh lot
Speaker 1: of babies. All right.
Speaker 2: Well Tom Hanks is getting ready to talk about Toy
Speaker 2: Story five. Well, he was doing an interview and he's
Speaker 2: talking about how the original Toy.
Speaker 1: Story there was a story that got dumped.
Speaker 7: And everybody involved in it. We recorded a Toy Story
Speaker 7: movie for about eighty minutes of it that was completely
Speaker 7: thrown out a different story. Yeah, it was everything because
Speaker 7: the people who are running the studio, not Pixar, said look,
Speaker 7: it's a cartoon. Let's make him wise cracking and insult
Speaker 7: each other and come up with goofy things. It didn't work.
Speaker 7: It wasn't Toy Story, it wasn't what Pixar was going for.
Speaker 1: So they got rid of eighty minutes of the original story,
Speaker 1: which is a lot. It's two years worth they're filming that.
Speaker 1: You kind of have to go back and start from scratch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I rewatched Toy Story for the first time in years.
Speaker 1: And years and years this past summer. That's a very
Speaker 1: yelly movie. Wood.
Speaker 3: He is yelling the whole time, buzzy toy exactly toy,
Speaker 3: and it's just like very loud, very loud. But it's
Speaker 3: still good.
Speaker 1: All right, Karen, it's toy story. You fet you can't
Speaker 1: do that. Sid is a victim. He's just a kid
Speaker 1: who's having fun in a different way. Sid is a sick,
Speaker 1: little twisted little day. Yeah, it's going to be an
Speaker 1: engineer when he grows up. It's not Nope, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's going to be AX murderer ANX. In other things,
Speaker 1: this is interesting, the whole budget thing with the with
Speaker 1: the air traffic controllers not being paid. Yeah, they're saying,
Speaker 1: if it's not fixed by Thanksgiving, it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: nightmare to travel. And that's what I'm traveling. We are
Speaker 1: thinking about it too, because you know that's you know,
Speaker 1: you travel. You usually leave on a Wednesday, you come
Speaker 1: back probably on a Sunday. That's what people do. Kids
Speaker 1: come home from college, and people go down to Florida
Speaker 1: to see their aunt Louise. And it's going to be
Speaker 1: a nightmare. There's already they're saying, if staffing shortages continue,
Speaker 1: they may close certain air spaces. Now that's not the
Speaker 1: same thing as an airport, but it might be. But
Speaker 1: I cannot imagine they'd be like, oh yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 1: close Las Vegas Airport, We're gonna close Houston Airport. They
Speaker 1: say mass flight delays, mass cancellations, and you might see
Speaker 1: us close certain parts of the airspace because we can't
Speaker 1: management because we don't have the air traffic controllers. So
Speaker 1: we will restrict the airspace when we feel it's not safe.
Speaker 3: Wow, I'm going to manifest that not happening to me
Speaker 3: because I'm taking like five different flights in that time period,
Speaker 3: me and my mom.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be right. If they don't, it's gonna be rough.
Speaker 1: So man, I'm just going to tell you that is
Speaker 1: still three weeks away. But think about a backup plan,
Speaker 1: whether you can drive or where you're gonna stay here,
Speaker 1: and you know, go to Wildfire for Thanksgiving dinner, which
Speaker 1: we did you one year and it was awesome. Well great, okay.
Speaker 3: Small Biles confessed on TikTok that she's had three cosmetic surgeries,
Speaker 3: but two of them you would never be able to tell.
Speaker 3: She challenged her followers to identify the procedures. Obviously, her
Speaker 3: boob job was a no brainer. She has boobs now
Speaker 3: she didn't really before, so that one's obvious.
Speaker 1: But the other two. She had an.
Speaker 3: Ear low but repaired after an earring got ripped out
Speaker 3: of her ear terrifying awkward. And then she also had
Speaker 3: a lower blef furrow plasty, which is the thing that
Speaker 3: you want to get, Dave.
Speaker 1: The eyelid, eye eyelid. Yeah, I think you want the
Speaker 1: upper one.
Speaker 3: She got a lower one to remove the worst iebags.
Speaker 3: I mean, she looks great because she's a beautiful woman
Speaker 3: in general, but she's a transparent simone bios.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's right, Okay, yeah, I know who she is.
Speaker 1: I just lost the lead of the story. Yeah yeh.
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian. So we know she's studying law right now,
Speaker 1: and she's blaming chat GPT for the reason she failed
Speaker 1: some of her exams. We actually have a clip of
Speaker 1: that if I can find it, and here you got it.
Speaker 8: Okay, prox she should do better because I'm leaning to
Speaker 8: them to really help.
Speaker 1: Sorry, this is the wrong kin clip.
Speaker 8: When I am needing to know the answer to a question,
Speaker 8: I'll take a picture and snap it and like put
Speaker 8: it in there to cheat. They're always wrong. It has
Speaker 8: made me fail tests all the time. And then I'll
Speaker 8: get mad and I'll like yell at him and be like,
Speaker 8: you made me fail.
Speaker 1: So she's mad because she went to go cheat put
Speaker 1: in answers in chat GBT and then they were wrong,
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, I think she's using chatchipt. Of
Speaker 1: course they're wrong wrong. I'd be upset because CHATCHIBT should
Speaker 1: get it right. But also, this is like the bar exam.
Speaker 1: Do it yourself, Kim.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want to have fake knowledge, Yeah, you
Speaker 3: want real knowledge.
Speaker 1: It is like your teacher used to tell you in
Speaker 1: tenth grade when you're cheating on your history test, you're
Speaker 1: only cheating yourself. Like I don't care, but it's true.
Speaker 1: It's like you do you want to be like, you know,
Speaker 1: get to you know, you pass the bar and then
Speaker 1: you're like practicing law, which she never will, and you're like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't know. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the answer is because I cheated on the bar exam. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 1: The most ridiculous thing about ridiculousness that TV show they
Speaker 1: mentioned this week at MTV is canceling the show that's
Speaker 1: been on for like forty six seasons, and they said
Speaker 1: that you know what airs constantly in that show, the
Speaker 1: annoying laugh track, and you'll remember it when you hear this.
Speaker 1: Here's a clip from one of last night's many re rids.
Speaker 1: The Misfitters take a do you want to know what?
Speaker 10: I just don't respect the winner time too.
Speaker 1: I'm doing my own thing. I'm just doing me and
Speaker 1: I love vacation and even in the dead of winter.
Speaker 1: You know what it is, I don't Jack.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Gotta tell you one of the laugh track that's really
Speaker 1: annoying that people listen to Saturday Night Lives laugh track.
Speaker 1: They have been using the same laugh track since the
Speaker 1: probably the seventies or eighties. It is such a unique
Speaker 1: laugh track. It kind of like it's like there's a
Speaker 1: guy with a knob, but he's turning it up and
Speaker 1: then turning it down and it works. And I know
Speaker 1: why they do laugh tracks because it shows people this
Speaker 1: is funny. Yeah, laugh along with somebody who's easier than
Speaker 1: laughing by yourself. Can you imagine if they didn't have
Speaker 1: laugh track? But Saturday Night Lives got the worst laugh track.
Speaker 2: So they like buffet with because there are people in
Speaker 2: the audience, the show is live, but they're.
Speaker 3: Just like, yeah, I like the sitcom laugh track that
Speaker 3: has the one.
Speaker 1: Guy that goes I like that guy. There was a
Speaker 1: story that they used laughter like even on Friends that
Speaker 1: went all the way back to the I Love Lucy
Speaker 1: Show because back then they just recorded the audience and
Speaker 1: this became the laugh track that we all recognized. So
Speaker 1: even on Friends, they would use fifty year old, forty
Speaker 1: year old, whatever it was laugh track. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure if you guys talked about this yet,
Speaker 5: but Netflix did renew Nobody wants this and I'm very
Speaker 5: excited about it. It's the new season that came out recently.
Speaker 5: Season two came out and is this with Kristin Bal
Speaker 5: and Adam Brody. Basically the premise of the entire show
Speaker 5: is that Adam Brody is a rabbi and he meets
Speaker 5: Kristin Bell, who is very much not Jewish, very much
Speaker 5: has like a sex podcast. Basically, Yeah, they hit it
Speaker 5: off the app it work. So I'm almost on the
Speaker 5: season two right now because I just came out like
Speaker 5: two weeks ago, and now they did say that there's
Speaker 5: a third season that's going to be in the making,
Speaker 5: and the series has been the most watched series recent
Speaker 5: in recent week son, I.
Speaker 3: Would love to hear your opinion, Jenny. I'm watching season
Speaker 3: two right now, and I think season one it's the
Speaker 3: whole like, you know, will they won't they kind of
Speaker 3: rom com trope that you usually see, and then in
Speaker 3: season two it's like, oh, they did, and they're together now,
Speaker 3: and then it's kind of like, well, now they're together,
Speaker 3: So all of that like build up is kind of.
Speaker 1: Gone on it. Are you far into it or no?
Speaker 1: I'm like three episodes in.
Speaker 5: Okay, I mean it develops, but it also takes turns
Speaker 5: of like focusing on other characters in the show this
Speaker 5: so I or this season. So I feel like it's
Speaker 5: interesting to see more than just the two main couples.
Speaker 1: Okay, nice, Yeah, I'll keep watching it.
Speaker 3: Brendan Fraser and Rachel Wise are in talks to return
Speaker 3: for another Mummy sequel, and the source says that it's
Speaker 3: going to disregard the third movie, which had recast recast
Speaker 3: Rachel Wise's character in the third movie, so that's no
Speaker 3: longer canon. But Brendan Fraser is like I feel like
Speaker 3: he's an America's Sweetheart moment right now, and everybody really
Speaker 3: loves him, so they might be.
Speaker 1: He's the guy in the whale. Yes, okay, yeah, that
Speaker 1: was really good.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: And they don't have a lot of details yet for
Speaker 3: the Mummy sequel, but it is not a reboot. It's
Speaker 3: just a sequel for like the first and second movie.
Speaker 1: I hate disregarding the third one.
Speaker 2: When franchises or shows or movies they go non canon,
Speaker 2: meaning they disregard something that happens.
Speaker 1: I don't know why it bothers me so bad.
Speaker 3: I think it's just because she was like replaced. Rachel
Speaker 3: Weiss's character was replacing the third one.
Speaker 1: But it's just so dumb to me.
Speaker 2: Tom Brady, I told this story earlier, cloned his dog.
Speaker 2: He had a dog named Lua, passed away unfortunately in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty three, but her spirit lives on. He has
Speaker 2: a new dog named Juni, but he reached out to
Speaker 2: a company called Colossal Biosciences to have Lua cloned, and
Speaker 2: I just think it's very, very creepy because that dog
Speaker 2: should be one of a kind. Also, eventually that dog
Speaker 2: is going to pass I don't want to have to
Speaker 2: go through that trauma again.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, I wouldn't want. I mean, I'm so
Speaker 1: I love Josie. That was my labordoodle for she says
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Speaker 1: much a part of the family. But I wouldn't want
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Speaker 1: it turned out he was two years seven months old.
Speaker 1: So he's just a baby. We're gonna haven't pritt a
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Speaker 1: hump Day, Name That Tune Day, Bailey, welcome to the
Speaker 1: Name That Tune Studio. You tell us a little bit
Speaker 1: about yourself, Bailey. Well, I'm Bailey.
Speaker 3: I like long walks through expensive neighborhoods. I like coaching
Speaker 3: a high school speech and debate team.
Speaker 1: I have a cat.
Speaker 3: I also got some new pairs of jeans this year
Speaker 3: because I am I go through waves of jeans and
Speaker 3: not jeans.
Speaker 1: So right now I'm in my jeans era. I don't
Speaker 1: know how long this will be. Okay, that's fine, that's
Speaker 1: that's good enough. You can stop now. Okay, okay, let's
Speaker 1: hear a little bit about yourself. Helloontavius car League, born
Speaker 1: and raised in New Jersey.
Speaker 2: I'm in my dog dad Era man, and I'm here
Speaker 2: for it. You know, there was a point in time
Speaker 2: where I lived in Minnesota alone.
Speaker 1: It was in Jersey. Now she's here. We have a
Speaker 1: beautiful eight month puppy named Ava. And I could go
Speaker 1: on and on, but I want to play the game. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's play the game, Bailey. We'll always go first. Transportation
Speaker 1: category today on name that tune. All these songs have
Speaker 1: some form of transportation or mode of transportation in the
Speaker 1: title or the name of the artist. Okay, let's begin.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Bailey, you bid first on your first song.
Speaker 1: Here we go Mercury Venus Earth Mars. Then this song
Speaker 1: Mercury Venus Earth Mars. Then this song.
Speaker 9: Ooh okay, Dave, yes, fun, I'm so sorry, but I
Speaker 9: can name that tune in one second.
Speaker 1: Right out the gate, all right, Bailey, name that tune? Yes,
Speaker 1: that is Drops of Jupiter by Train. That's not where
Speaker 1: I thought this was going. No, I thought you were
Speaker 1: gonna play Saturn by Sizzo. Would have gotten it? Did
Speaker 1: you get we'll see that wouldn't have a mode of
Speaker 1: transportation in there. Train planets and you just started saying, okay,
Speaker 1: gotch you guys, Yeah, I through planets, And then I
Speaker 1: was thinking, okay, what comes after that? Okay, Remember it's
Speaker 1: transportation category. All these songs have some form of transportation
Speaker 1: in the title or the name of the artists. Want
Speaker 1: Are you ready? So here we go. I can't hang
Speaker 1: out long. Got to get the cub where I scan
Speaker 1: groceries for a living and looking for a better life.
Speaker 1: I can't hang out long. I got to get the
Speaker 1: cub I scannedroceries for a living looking for a better life.
Speaker 2: Yikes, okay, Bailey, hmm I think I can name that
Speaker 2: tune in four seconds?
Speaker 1: Ooh, okay, I said I could name that tune in
Speaker 1: three seconds? Or a Bailey named that tune.
Speaker 3: That is fast car? Do I have to name the artist? No,
Speaker 3: I'm just getting crazy, Tracy Chapman.
Speaker 1: Or phone up the job. I remember we were never
Speaker 1: more than thirty minutes away from playing the song Goodness
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, transportation category. Bailey, you're bidding first,
Speaker 1: make a wish upon us Boeing seven thirty seven, Make
Speaker 1: a wish upon a Boeing seven thirty seven. Gosh, these
Speaker 1: these are hard clues. Make a wish upon a bone
Speaker 1: seven thirty seven. Okay, uh, I'm gonna say I can
Speaker 1: name that tune in three seconds. Bailey, I think I
Speaker 1: can name that tune in two seconds. Nay, not too.
Speaker 1: I can't ask for the clue again, right, No? Is it?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out and a limb airplanes, Bob and Haley, Yeah,
Speaker 1: strike down. Okay, Vant your turn. Here we go the
Speaker 1: transportation category. I wonder how many people be screaming at
Speaker 1: the radios whenever we play this. You know, let us
Speaker 1: know how you do on this one, whether you're getting them,
Speaker 1: whether you're beating vont and Bailey, or whether you're stumped.
Speaker 1: I'd be curious to know how you do. Here we
Speaker 1: go next one, Vaunt, you are guessing first. You bid first.
Speaker 1: You made these in school when you were bored, and
Speaker 1: this artist has not been seen in years. You made
Speaker 1: these in school when you were bored, and the artist
Speaker 1: has not been seen in years. Bailey thinks she's got it,
Speaker 1: and you're watching on YouTube Dave Ryan TV. She has
Speaker 1: a very confident look on her face, trying to think
Speaker 1: about the clue because I always go off the song.
Speaker 1: But I want to try to go off the clue. Okay, Bailey,
Speaker 1: I think I can name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 1: I think I can name that tune in one second. Bailey,
Speaker 1: name that tune, David. That is paper Planes by am I.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I love that song. I just love it.
Speaker 1: We may play that at the end of the of
Speaker 1: the end of the round here, the winner will get
Speaker 1: to choose which song you get to play. Fun All right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Next one it is let's see one, two, three, four, five, Bailey,
Speaker 1: You're gonna bid first. Here you go. Okay, this repetitive
Speaker 1: lyric gets stuck in your head and makes you want
Speaker 1: to just get out of here. Now, remember it's the
Speaker 1: transportation category. Every song title or artist has some form
Speaker 1: of transportation in the title or artist name. Because you
Speaker 1: say the clue again, sure, this repetitive lyric gets stuck
Speaker 1: in your head and makes you want to just get
Speaker 1: out of here. Okay, I can name that tune in
Speaker 1: three seconds. Damn, I was gonna say four song. Bailey
Speaker 1: named that tune?
Speaker 11: Okay, Oh my gosh, no, no, because I'm thinking of
Speaker 11: an entirely different song, but I know it isn't fond.
Speaker 1: Do you know it? I don't. I don't either, but
Speaker 1: VN gets a point because I don't know it. What
Speaker 1: is it? All right? You two? Here we go continuing
Speaker 1: the transportation round, and we're getting close to the end.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of sad here we go. Get in, sit down,
Speaker 1: be quiet, and hold on. We're gonna go buy some makeup.
Speaker 1: Get in, sit down, be quiet, and hold on. We're
Speaker 1: gonna go buy some makeup. This bid that goes to
Speaker 1: vant first, can you repeat it one more time out
Speaker 1: of yeah, get in, sit down, be quiet, and hold on.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go buy some makeup. Mmm, Bailey, I can
Speaker 1: name that tune in three seconds. Funt I said I
Speaker 1: could name that tune in two seconds. Jeez, I'm dying
Speaker 1: a day. Bailey tune, My gosh.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm honestly I don't know based on the music,
Speaker 3: but I feel like I have know based on the clue.
Speaker 1: You can do that? Okay? Is it? Shut up and drive?
Speaker 1: All right? Here we go with the next one. Bailey
Speaker 1: bids first, wipers driver, mommy baby's horn. There's a lot
Speaker 1: going on here, kid, wipers driver, Mommy's baby's horn. There's
Speaker 1: a lot going on here, kid, Bailey, make your bid, Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's the song that I think it
Speaker 1: is based on the clue. But I'm gonna say, oh,
Speaker 1: I can name that tune in three seconds, I will
Speaker 1: said three. So Bailey named it tune the song I
Speaker 1: thought it was. What is it? Bailey?
Speaker 3: That's a wheels on the bus.
Speaker 1: This is the song I use. This is the one
Speaker 1: you want to play it at the end. That's right there. Okay.
Speaker 1: My niece Josephine loves that song. They all do. How
Speaker 1: old is she three? She's almost three. Yep, that's the age. Okay,
Speaker 1: final round on the transportation round. Here we go. Now.
Speaker 1: I will give you a heads up. This song goes
Speaker 1: back aways. So Bailey might have a slight advantage. But
Speaker 1: then again, maybe vont knows this song better than you do.
Speaker 1: I have five and you have two. Okay, so anyone's gay,
Speaker 1: you get to bid first.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 1: Let's see how it happens. Yep. I'm not sure this
Speaker 1: royal song was really about a car. I think it's
Speaker 1: alluding to something naughty. I'm not sure this royal song
Speaker 1: is really about a car. I think it's alluding to
Speaker 1: something naughty. Vaunce. She's confident you've got a bid low
Speaker 1: for the sake of me getting something on the board, Bailey,
Speaker 1: I can name that tune in one second, I said
Speaker 1: one too, But so name that tune? Oh gosh, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not. Well, well, it was a good game. You
Speaker 1: don't know what either.
Speaker 3: I well, the thing that I thought it was, I
Speaker 3: don't think that that's the song.
Speaker 1: Can you read the clue again, Dave? Well, sure, well, sure,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure this royal song is really about a car.
Speaker 1: I think it's alluding to something naughty, and nobody knows
Speaker 1: what it is. I had an idea based on the clue,
Speaker 1: but the one second we played of the song, I
Speaker 1: don't think it is go ahead.
Speaker 3: I thought it was gonna be Queen Bicycle, but it
Speaker 3: doesn't say I don't like quit.
Speaker 1: Buzzer sound in there anywhere? There we go? Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: listening at home? Do you know what the song is?
Speaker 1: We do have somebody who texted it from a six'
Speaker 1: five one seven five, number and somebody else just got it.
Speaker 3: TOO i, see, okay but you know my, reasoning, though
Speaker 3: did make sense Because queen Is royalty and it's not a.
Speaker 1: Car what was your? Bicycle?
Speaker 3: Bicycle that was a very Good, yeah this makes.
Speaker 1: Sense i'm not sure this royal song was really about a.
Speaker 1: CAR i think it's alluding to something. Naughty do you have?
Speaker 1: It the answer is as The Winter, Bailey which of
Speaker 1: the entire catalog would you like to hear? Today we
Speaker 1: got drops Of, jupiter Fast, Car, airplanes Paper, planes Fly,
Speaker 1: away shut up and drive wheels on the, bus or
Speaker 1: a little Red Corvette.
Speaker 3: Bailey you know, What i'm gonna pick the one that
Speaker 3: reminds me of being in, college which Is airplanes By
Speaker 3: bob And Haley.
Speaker 1: Williams let's play the entire song On KATIE. Wb so
Speaker 1: many people did Get prince Little Red corvette and they
Speaker 1: texted in that they knew the. Answer, yeah it was
Speaker 1: a tricky. One that song is forty something years. Old
Speaker 1: but if you live In minnesota and you don't know that,
Speaker 1: song then you got to move To. WISCONSIN i am.
Speaker 3: Sorry remember we sang that song in choir in middle
Speaker 3: school because we had a whole concert based on.
Speaker 1: Coloring the part says, girl you got an ass LIKE i?
Speaker 1: Nave yeah that we actually yelled that part in you
Speaker 1: were making this.
Speaker 3: Up but we did Sing Little Red. Corvette we sang
Speaker 3: like snippets of songs that.
Speaker 1: The, trojans so The trojan and some of them. Used
Speaker 1: did you sing that part?
Speaker 3: Too, no write it down for your next name that
Speaker 3: tune colors like we did?
Speaker 1: That didn't we did? Color sorry we did. Already, yeah,
Speaker 1: anyway you go see me on the. Phone here's been
Speaker 1: waiting for a. While aathleen wants to tell us the. Story, Hi,
Speaker 1: Kathleen you've been very very. Patient thank you for. Waiting
Speaker 1: you're on the. Radio we were talking about your story
Speaker 1: BECAUSE i kind of know your, story BUT i want
Speaker 1: you to share your. Story what happened with your? Boyfriend,
Speaker 1: WELL i.
Speaker 6: Was just, saying you guys should do a bit on
Speaker 6: the show about the dumbest thing your partner's ever done or.
Speaker 6: Did here's my, story AND i JUST i just have
Speaker 6: to say it and then get it off my. Chest
Speaker 6: so WHEN i first met my boyfriend who is now my,
Speaker 6: husband him and his dad were kind of going to
Speaker 6: have this bonding, time right men bonding back a canoe
Speaker 6: together in the. Basement, okay it's.
Speaker 1: Cool they build a. Canoe they build a canoe in the. Basement, yeah.
Speaker 6: OKAY i don't know why they thought let's do it
Speaker 6: in the basement rather than the yard or the ship
Speaker 6: or anything like. That but what they didn't think about
Speaker 6: was how they were going to get this canoe out
Speaker 6: of the. Vasement so one, day Oh, god they've been
Speaker 6: down there working together for months on this, thing like
Speaker 6: just so giddy if their work and their masculinity building this.
Speaker 6: Canoe and he showed me this canoe one day AND
Speaker 6: i was, like, oh oh my, god that's, amazing like, like,
Speaker 6: okay how are you going to get it? Out thinking
Speaker 6: like they had to have built some sort of, contraption
Speaker 6: like this thing comes.
Speaker 1: Apart or bah blah blah blah.
Speaker 6: Blah and he's, like, oh, well we actually didn't think
Speaker 6: about that at, first and we were just really excited
Speaker 6: to build this. Canoe and then, literally like weeks into building,
Speaker 6: it they had it almost completely, done and then they
Speaker 6: realized they screwed. Up so of course they try to
Speaker 6: like pull the whole like friends pivot with the, cows.
Speaker 1: Because the canoe is probably gonna Be, yeah go, AHEAD
Speaker 1: i don't want. Interrupt, yeah oh it doesn't.
Speaker 6: Work it wouldn't turn a corner and so they had
Speaker 6: to take this canoe that they literally just months bonding
Speaker 6: over and essentially saw portions of it and attempt TO i,
Speaker 6: mean it's a. Canoe it's got to be like water
Speaker 6: safe pieces to get out of the. Basement so, well good.
Speaker 1: Luck to, them and solder it back. TOGETHER i think that's.
Speaker 1: Dumb you don't solder a. Canoe you obviously you paper
Speaker 1: clip it back. Together you know. What i'm picturing a beautiful,
Speaker 1: canoe like with like teak or some sort of, teach
Speaker 1: some sort of good hardwood that's water resistant and polished
Speaker 1: and different little strips of different colored. Teak, yeah and.
Speaker 6: Then they put this thing in this, ratchet sawed, up
Speaker 6: put back together canoe in the, Water AND i want
Speaker 6: to see him drown because.
Speaker 1: You're a terrible.
Speaker 3: Person oh, NO i feel bad for him, because like
Speaker 3: imagine you're doing all that fun stuff and you're like
Speaker 3: hanging out with your dad making this, canoe and then you're, like, hey.
Speaker 1: Dad well thought OF i, MEAN i would, think you,
Speaker 1: know in, hindsight everybody's, like, well that's the first THING
Speaker 1: i would think of is how are We BUT i
Speaker 1: think as you build, it you, think, well we can
Speaker 1: get it up the stairs around the. Corner, yeah and
Speaker 1: then you realize it's a little, wider and you, know
Speaker 1: canoes ARE i don't, know twelve feet long or so
Speaker 1: you can't turn a corner with it because you get
Speaker 1: to the top of the stairs and there's a wall opposite. Wall,
Speaker 1: well you.
Speaker 10: Can't one of my favorite episodes Of drake And josh
Speaker 10: when they go tree house and they're up in the,
Speaker 10: treehouse they pull the wall, up but they left the
Speaker 10: saw down on the ground so they couldn't cut out.
Speaker 1: The door and they were stuck up. There it's one
Speaker 1: of the most iconic episodes. Ever, WELL i will tell
Speaker 1: you this When, KATHLEEN i don't know that anybody else
Speaker 1: can get the story to top, yours But i'm sure
Speaker 1: somebody is, thinking, like, yep that reminds me of the
Speaker 1: time that my husband blankety, blanked or that my boyfriend
Speaker 1: or my girlfriend or wife whoever.
Speaker 6: Did something Did, however let's be, honest it's probably gonna
Speaker 6: be women calling in about.
Speaker 1: That, WELL i mean that that is. TRUE i CAN'T
Speaker 1: i can't really think of anything really dumb THAT i.
Speaker 1: DID i, did, REMEMBER i was Showing susan a magic.
Speaker 1: Trick it was not that. GOOD i was Showing susan
Speaker 1: the magic trick one, time where you pour wine into
Speaker 1: a bottle of water a glass of a glass and it, Disappears,
Speaker 1: well it doesn't really. Disappear there's a gel inside the
Speaker 1: glass that absorbs it and then you're supposed to turn
Speaker 1: it upside down and it sticks in there like. Jello,
Speaker 1: no it didn't. STICK i poured the red wine into this,
Speaker 1: gel turned the goblet upside down and ended up with
Speaker 1: red gel wine all over our. Carpet that's not a huge.
Speaker 1: Story if you got a good, story let us. Know,
Speaker 1: hey thank, You. Kathleen, yeah at least you have a good.
Speaker 1: Story thank. You all, right IT'S kd DOUBLE U. B
Speaker 1: we want to into something really, cool The Minnesota. Goodbye
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Speaker 1: we do this every. Day it's kind of an after
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Speaker 1: Carpenter but right, now something very. Special bailey is going
Speaker 1: to stir the pot. Today bailey is stirring the. Pot
Speaker 1: why Because vaughn, Says i'm tired of being the mean
Speaker 1: guy all the time on the. Show so YESTERDAY i
Speaker 1: stirred the pot AND i, said teachers should be able
Speaker 1: to spank. Kids give them kids a good, whooping they
Speaker 1: probably start shaping up a little bit and be better.
Speaker 1: Students put the phones, down give them kids a little
Speaker 1: ash Whooping' that was my hot take yesterday On Dave
Speaker 1: shirrs The. Pot, yeah what do you got? Today your. Turn.
Speaker 1: BAILEY O, hey here's My bailey stirs the.
Speaker 3: Pot people need to learn some etiquette when it comes
Speaker 3: to being in an.
Speaker 1: AUDIENCE i don't care if you're seeing a, play a,
Speaker 1: movie a stand up.
Speaker 3: COMEDIAN i don't care what audience you're, in even if
Speaker 3: you're at like A i don't know a summit and
Speaker 3: you're sitting in an audience and you're listening to the
Speaker 3: main dude.
Speaker 1: Speak learn you.
Speaker 3: Manners, wow you're gonna stop unwrapping candy.
Speaker 1: Lattice you get your little crinkle, crinkle, crinkle crinkle, crinkle
Speaker 1: and that never that candy never.
Speaker 3: Opens stop unwrapping, Candy stop chewing gum and smacking it
Speaker 3: and blowing. Bubbles stop leaving your ringer on your phone
Speaker 3: or taking your phone out at, all because it's always
Speaker 3: somebody who has their brightness on twenty seven thousand percent
Speaker 3: and so everyone can see you on your. Phone stop
Speaker 3: coughing BECAUSE.
Speaker 1: I swear you're not.
Speaker 3: Sick you're just feeling uncomfortable because there's a quiet moment
Speaker 3: and there's a pause in the.
Speaker 1: Action and, Critics oh my.
Speaker 3: Gosh So, Monday, MONDAY i was at an event WHERE
Speaker 3: i was in an, audience AND i sat behind someone
Speaker 3: who tapped their.
Speaker 1: Foot the whole. Show the whole.
Speaker 3: Show was listening to people saying and then you just
Speaker 3: hear along with the. Music AND i kept looking behind
Speaker 3: me so that they would know THAT i was, upset
Speaker 3: like just kind of turning my head, like, Oh i'm.
Speaker 1: Annoyed oh what's that sound behind? Me what's that? Sound
Speaker 1: they did not pick up on that at.
Speaker 3: All but not only, That, DAVID i don't only want
Speaker 3: people to learn etiquette when they're in an, audience but
Speaker 3: if you are with a person who is failing at audience,
Speaker 3: etiquette you have to call them out on. It why
Speaker 3: aren't people calling out their friends for being annoying more?
Speaker 3: Often that tap foot tapper had three other people around,
Speaker 3: her and she kept tapping her, foot and three other
Speaker 3: people around her didn't say any.
Speaker 1: Thing all your friend, out keep them, Accountable.
Speaker 3: OKAY i used to get in trouble all the time
Speaker 3: with one of my. Friends tell ME i was chewing too,
Speaker 3: Loud and Now i'm very mindful about.
Speaker 1: Chewing sometimes that's what it.
Speaker 3: Takes, Yeah OR i Tell jenny right BEFORE i eat
Speaker 3: an apple in the, MORNING i, Say i'm so, sorry
Speaker 3: But i'm gonna eat an.
Speaker 1: Apple he does apologize to me before she eats her.
Speaker 3: Apple and usually like If i'm around somebody brand new
Speaker 3: AND i open like a bag of chips or, something
Speaker 3: AND i, Say i'm so, sorry But i'm gonna eat
Speaker 3: this bag of.
Speaker 1: Chips is that? Okay say? That, Yeah i'm not apologizing
Speaker 1: for eating being?
Speaker 3: Loud why are you eating in an audience when you're
Speaker 3: supposed to be watching whatever it is that you paid
Speaker 3: to be there.
Speaker 1: FOR i also paid for these. Chips i'm not not
Speaker 1: watching it by. Eating oh drives. Me bailey is turned
Speaker 1: the pot and you get a couple of people who
Speaker 1: agree with. You somebody Says, BAILEY i, agree or. Whispering
Speaker 1: another one Says. Bailey they should also brush their teeth before.
Speaker 1: GOING i had to sit next to a guy who
Speaker 1: had the worst breath at my last.
Speaker 3: Play, yeah, well you know that's that's a very specific.
Speaker 3: ONE i Don't i've never had to sit next to
Speaker 3: somebody who's. Stinky but LIKE i just and, all so you,
Speaker 3: KNOW i could even call out the places that have these.
Speaker 3: Audiences if you're if you're selling tickets to, something why
Speaker 3: are you selling something that has a crinkly wrapper calling.
Speaker 1: Out You orphium because they sell. Pretzels THIS i didn't say.
Speaker 1: That this text message said that they sell pretzels at The.
Speaker 1: Orphum it's so. Noisy so you Got joyce over, here
Speaker 1: who's non on pretzels during a dramatic part Of fiddler
Speaker 1: on The.
Speaker 6: Roof.
Speaker 3: Yeah AND i used to work at a theater and
Speaker 3: we would sell bottles of wine and then people would
Speaker 3: buy a bottle of, wine and then the bottle of
Speaker 3: wine would go.
Speaker 1: Clink, clang and then start rolling. Around oh my, gosh
Speaker 1: learn some etiquette when you're in an audience That's bailey stirs.
Speaker 1: POP i like it. Now jenny is the, nicest kindest
Speaker 1: person on the. Show SO i can't imagine How jenny
Speaker 1: is going to come up with anything that's going to
Speaker 1: really rile anybody.
Speaker 5: UP i thought of mine last. NIGHT i put a
Speaker 5: note on my, Phone oh really to? ME i think
Speaker 5: it's going to. YES i think the way That i'll
Speaker 5: state it will raw people, up BECAUSE i think that
Speaker 5: a lot of people who listen to our show will
Speaker 5: disagree because they've done it, before AND i don't think
Speaker 5: you should do.
Speaker 1: IT a couple of text messages and you're doing this.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow jenny is going to stir the pot. Tomorrow bailey
Speaker 1: says this text AT. Katwb one is somebody who sat
Speaker 1: through The Prince musical here in The boomers cough and be,
Speaker 1: obnoxious like can you clearly muffle the sound of a
Speaker 1: cop in a? Setting? No and the two women behind
Speaker 1: me who kept, talking shut, up do not. Talk carson
Speaker 1: AND i saw a movie a couple of weeks, ago
Speaker 1: and a couple came in, late AND i could tell
Speaker 1: right away because they were dressed. Funny they talked at
Speaker 1: this volume through the entire. Movie that just follows you,
Speaker 1: do because that happened when you AND i went to
Speaker 1: the movies. Too it did a little, bit but they
Speaker 1: were like, girls and they were, like they were nothing
Speaker 1: like this. ANYWAY i want to get too far out
Speaker 1: track here This, TEXAS i was at a.
Speaker 3: Conference the guide to the left of me said, yes
Speaker 3: uh huh yep to everything the trainer, said and that
Speaker 3: to the right someone crinkled.
Speaker 1: Chips eight HOURS i almost lost. It thanks for, That
Speaker 1: bailey stirring the pot ON. Katwb, okay we got to
Speaker 1: mention a couple of. Things The iHeart radio. APP i
Speaker 1: listened to it all the. TIME i was listening to
Speaker 1: A fallon And cult and yesterday on The iHeartRadio. App
Speaker 1: BECAUSE i HAVE ktwb set as a, preset so IF
Speaker 1: i want to, like go to it right. AWAY i
Speaker 1: also have The Minnesota goodbye And cool one o eight
Speaker 1: set as a preset