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Speaker 1: My name is whatdy? That is Greg Gory? Hi, what

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Speaker 1: menace is here?

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 1: What he got Gina grad Sea Bass? Yeah, we got

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Speaker 1: Sammy Morgan is here? What phones are open? Eight seven

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Speaker 1: seven forty four? What he like? You mentioned? You got

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Speaker 1: the social media email email at the wood Show dot com.

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Speaker 1: So many different ways to get ahold of us after

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Speaker 1: ours voicemail which like after the show and before we

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Speaker 1: get back to next day, you can always leave us

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Speaker 1: what you got there. A lot of feedback on a

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Speaker 1: lot of random things that we've had here on the

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Speaker 1: show recently, for example, the Gina and Sea Bass men

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Speaker 1: said debates we got. We got a lot of feedback

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Speaker 1: on that.

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Speaker 2: Hey what love big time giving me a call about

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Speaker 2: this mensa debate going back and forth with Sea Bass

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Speaker 2: and uh, Gina, My two cents is Sea Bass, if

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Speaker 2: it is true that Gina was able to get in

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Speaker 2: through this psychology way, and like minutes is saying it's

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Speaker 2: a it's an issue, doesn't this just kind of take

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Speaker 2: down mensa overall? If people can get into it any

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Speaker 2: other way they want, or if they could sneak in,

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Speaker 2: as you would say, or cheat their way in. I

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Speaker 2: feel like that would take away from MENSA and make

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Speaker 2: it so much that you wouldn't really be proud of it.

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Speaker 2: But big time, very good.

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Speaker 1: It's a good point.

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Speaker 3: It does a good point.

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Speaker 4: That's why I'm being vigilant about this sort of thing,

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Speaker 4: because I know the high standards of MENSA. Yeah, folks

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Speaker 4: are not familiar. It's the top of two percent of

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Speaker 4: intelligences in the world roughly. And to the backstory, we're weird.

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Speaker 1: That we all ended up on one show together.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And let the record show this is a one

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Speaker 5: sided debate and has been since the beginning.

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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to make sure that I had some questions,

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Speaker 3: that's that's all.

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Speaker 1: For many years, Sea Bass was the lone MENSA member

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Speaker 1: here on the show, and then his territory kind of

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Speaker 1: got infringed upon that when Gina joined the show, we

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Speaker 1: found out that she was also a member of a

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Speaker 1: card carrying member of MENSA.

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Speaker 3: Oh excellent, another excel individual.

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Speaker 5: For Sea Bass, it's all about identity and it's very

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Speaker 5: important for him to you know how he's always bagging

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Speaker 5: on people like Oh, you're so special, You're so unique

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Speaker 5: for ABC and D. But this is the thing that

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Speaker 5: I think Sea Bess has said, you know, makes him

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Speaker 5: special and unique?

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Speaker 1: Would that be?

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Speaker 3: That's sound there?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, weout spending the entire segment on this.

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Speaker 1: We'll move on to some of the other after hours

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Speaker 1: voicemails eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, it came up,

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Speaker 1: but I believe it was Greg why gay men want

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Speaker 1: to give mouth parties more than women? Well that was that?

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Speaker 1: Was that from you?

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Speaker 6: It sounds seculiar, but yeah, well me, the answer seems

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Speaker 6: pretty obvious.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well it came up because I was doing that

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Speaker 7: thing a gay pride, and like random guys were just

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Speaker 7: interrupting the interview that I was doing just to offer

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Speaker 7: it to guys that they don't even know because.

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Speaker 1: They're such sweeties. Yeah, I mean Gina will take any

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Speaker 1: excuse that she can get to not Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 5: Much easier, don't get me wrong, is it. Yeah, Well

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Speaker 5: it depends the sizes of her much for me, your husband,

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Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. Like, it's it's still a job.

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Speaker 5: They don't call it a job for nothing, but it's easier.

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Speaker 8: You know.

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Speaker 1: I mean women even still way easier than guys giving

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Speaker 1: oral Yeah, y'all are more complicated, take longer.

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Speaker 5: Billion dollars and for a billion reasons.

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Speaker 9: I would not give a.

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Speaker 1: Talk about it instant route.

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Speaker 9: Not a billion dollars.

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Speaker 9: I don't think i'd be good at.

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Speaker 1: So we got it after hours voicemail. She has her

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Speaker 1: opinion on HI.

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Speaker 10: I am a longtime listener, and I listened every Morning

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Speaker 10: Life as much as possible, But then I listened to

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Speaker 10: the full podcast after just in case I miss anything,

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Speaker 10: and I wanted to call about the segment that Menace

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Speaker 10: did in Palm Spring and Palm Springs for s Mary

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Speaker 10: Kill when the kind of gentleman came up and offered

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Speaker 10: to give the mouth party, and it was asked amongst

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Speaker 10: to give them. I wanted to offer my thoughts as

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Speaker 10: a mainly straight female that has also enjoyed that also

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Speaker 10: enjoys giving mouth parties, and that has also tested the

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Speaker 10: ladypool a few times myself purse off as women. Now,

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Speaker 10: this is a shock that we overthink everything, making an

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Speaker 10: easy mouth party transaction more difficult than what it is,

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Speaker 10: but when giving a mouth party to a guy, it's

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Speaker 10: kind of like a game. You feel like you are

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Speaker 10: better at the game the faster you can complete it,

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Speaker 10: and you get an actual physical prize of ribbons you

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Speaker 10: sound like you would like to say. And with a female,

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Speaker 10: it's more like a puzzle, like what see Best was saying.

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Speaker 10: You have to do things just right to unlock the puzzle,

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Speaker 10: and you don't necessarily get a physical prize, but you

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Speaker 10: get more of a verbal job well done. I think

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Speaker 10: many people can agree that getting a physical prize is

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Speaker 10: a a lot more satisfying than a verbal job well done.

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Speaker 10: And when you take away the overthinking that us women

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Speaker 10: tend to do, uh, then uh, it's pretty easy to

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Speaker 10: want to just give those mouth parties. So I think

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Speaker 10: that is why it is so easy for a gay

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Speaker 10: man to just go up to another another gentleman during

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Speaker 10: those street bears and offer his services. Thank you for listening,

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Speaker 10: and I look forward to listening to you guys tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 1: You put so much thought of it. She took it

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Speaker 1: very seriously. Yeah, it was great. It's like when they

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Speaker 1: ask in the beauty pageants she kind of answered and

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Speaker 3: The women in general and.

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Speaker 6: In general, and then you have that thing in your

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Speaker 6: when you know, in real life and in the movies,

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Speaker 6: when you say like, oh yeah, you like that, don't you.

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Speaker 6: It's kind of like you're getting reinforcement for doing a

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Speaker 6: good job. You want to say you like that.

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Speaker 9: It's like a good job.

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Speaker 6: You gave them that pleasure and it's exciting and boil

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Speaker 6: boy Morgan. Let me tell you, we got a lot

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Speaker 6: of feedback on your news that you sold your dirty

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Speaker 6: gym socks.

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Speaker 9: Hey, I'm just trying to make the people happy.

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Speaker 1: To some foot freak, and you're doing it. You know,

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Speaker 1: did you set up your website yet?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 9: But I have made a few more sales.

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Speaker 12: No, there we go.

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Speaker 1: And supply good. Right, So like, did you raise your price?

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Speaker 9: I did? It's fifty dollars Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 7: You know what was the shipping costing? Too much money?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah? And this workout Warren socks?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean I've had other requests, but yes.

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Speaker 1: And so it's just socks.

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Speaker 9: Just socks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's allowing, but she said the other time, I.

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Speaker 9: Do anything, but I haven't gotten paid for those things.

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Speaker 1: As soon as the.

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Speaker 9: Money comes through, I'll let you know but as a

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Speaker 9: smart business woman, you know I can't on it before

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Speaker 9: the sales done, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they say the best businesses are started from a

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Speaker 1: card table in your living room. Yeah, you're Jeff Bezos.

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Speaker 9: So shout out to front freaks.

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Speaker 8: You know.

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Speaker 9: I have a new appreciation for y'all.

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Speaker 3: Sad that we have that many that listen, dude, you're

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Speaker 9: You know, in no time who would have thought socks

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Speaker 9: would have done it?

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Speaker 3: You buy cheaper socks.

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Speaker 9: I do low overhead, I really do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: So should I recommend squarespace or shopify dot com.

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Speaker 9: For your Which one do you recommend?

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Speaker 1: I would do squarreespace.

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Speaker 9: You've only used weebly. Do you know what that is?

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Speaker 3: Never heard of? That that's built into a lot of platforms.

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Speaker 9: I use it in college to make a website.

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Speaker 1: But okay, squarespace way easier. Here's it after ours voicemail

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Speaker 1: about your socks and brad stuff.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I just want to let for sure I would

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Speaker 8: pay one hundred and thirty dollars for sogs, but if

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm here a week more.

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Speaker 1: This is amazing.

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Speaker 10: God get made of money.

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Speaker 1: I don't care correct the budgets for this tough life.

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Speaker 1: Well right, people spend on. I know people want to

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Speaker 1: throw money at you. Easy, okay, look jealous.

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Speaker 9: Oh your life is changing a day, guys, even don't

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Speaker 9: give up.

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Speaker 1: Here's another after hours voicemail eight seven seven four four.

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Speaker 13: Hey, Woody show, it's brand and I just wanted to

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Speaker 13: say thank you guys. You guys don't know how much

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Speaker 13: you mean to so many people. It was a while back.

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Speaker 13: I was just having a terrible day, just miserable, just

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Speaker 13: feeling really crappy about my life. Started driving home from

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Speaker 13: work and Woody, you started doing this song about love

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Speaker 13: boat and Sammy and steamboat.

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Speaker 11: Willie and for how crummy and terrible of a day

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Speaker 11: I was having, I was almost crying, laughing, and just

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Speaker 11: immediately it was like I got to play list for

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Speaker 11: my wife. She thought it was immature, but I thought

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Speaker 11: it was hysterical. Just think you guys, You guys are

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Speaker 11: just so great that you bring life to so many

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Speaker 11: and just really wanted.

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Speaker 13: It to say thank you guys.

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Speaker 1: Sube so nice. A lot of good after hours voicemails.

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Speaker 1: I like it anytime, if you're listening to the podcast

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Speaker 1: or after the show, you can always leave yours there

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Speaker 1: eight seven seven forty four. Of course text during the show,

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Speaker 1: we get those, and Greg he likes to respond to those.

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Speaker 1: And the Greg Gory inventory applies to text messages. We

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Speaker 1: haven't done those in a little while, but we have

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Speaker 1: a round coming up for you next. So these are

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Speaker 1: real replies. Days are gonna get ruined, Yeah, because every

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Speaker 1: people get it's it's so they get so dumb and

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Speaker 1: worked up over stuff, whether it's you know, Morgan and

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Speaker 1: selling her yeahs selling her socks like they get like

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Speaker 1: And then every once in a while Greg will get

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Speaker 1: really proud of himself, that's right, and he crafts he's

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Speaker 12: Fan show, Sarah. I drive a tow truck for a living,

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Speaker 12: It's such a good chef's kits addition to the show.

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Speaker 1: Which is funny because then I heard that voicemail and

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Speaker 5: All, Thank you, thank you. Why is it whenever somebody

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Speaker 1: Like this, doesn't friends? Thank you? Guys rule exactly? It's

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Speaker 1: Greg likes to have fun with these these piffy I mean,

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Speaker 6: It says that segment Friday Oki effing sucks. You need

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Speaker 9: But I thought that's what karaoke is.

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Speaker 6: You need to leave the singing two professionals, stop singing songs.

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Speaker 1: You're not a band.

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Speaker 6: How about telling your mom to stop shining poles, she's

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Speaker 6: how about right, just so we're clear, bitch, you want

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Speaker 1: Give me one again.

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Speaker 6: One was tell your mom to stop shining poles, she's

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Speaker 1: Yeah three. Yeah, that one didn't hit me at all either.

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Speaker 6: Talking about your mom and her legs, okay, said.

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Speaker 3: One day Rue, Yeah, one day Rod.

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Speaker 6: This person's mad at us for you know, time off

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Speaker 6: We work harder in one week than you.

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Speaker 1: Do all year. Must be nice, gougeye douchebags. Wow, yeah, geez,

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Speaker 1: you just got served. All right?

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Speaker 6: So option A, you know it doesn't have to work

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Speaker 6: Let's all hope that ivermectin works on your mom's pubic life.

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Speaker 1: No, right, that's really good. All right, so I need

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Speaker 6: All right, you know it doesn't have to work hard

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Speaker 1: Lines one and I'll tell you why, because it's directed

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Speaker 5: But the addition of the spanks just killed me because

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Speaker 6: And I know because you said my wife and I,

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Speaker 3: She can't have a wife.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it'll make the next round of not Cool

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Speaker 1: Cross Road.

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Speaker 6: I know what doesn't have to work hard at a All? Okay,

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Speaker 6: I got a little water.

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Speaker 1: Gregory's text message.

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Speaker 1: It's a team effort around here. I like dat. All right,

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Speaker 12: To hear it the first time the show.

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Speaker 13: We'll be right back