Speaker 1: Something in the middle.
Speaker 2: Little.
Speaker 3: When I was in high school, my friend Scott, because
Speaker 3: we were kind of you know, hay seeds, he was
Speaker 3: siphoning gas out of a car to steal to put
Speaker 3: it in another car, and he actually swallowed about a
Speaker 3: tablespoonful of gash and he was very, very sick. Last
Speaker 3: night I was also poisoned. Oh no, we got moths
Speaker 3: in the laundry room, little tiny moths.
Speaker 1: The second time You've had a story about moths this week,
Speaker 1: and it's.
Speaker 3: Terrified, it's gross, and it gets even worse. So I'm
Speaker 3: up in the corner on the ladder and I can
Speaker 3: see where they're laying their eggs in the corners of
Speaker 3: the wall and the ceiling, and so i'm they're little
Speaker 3: I'm not making this up, little maggot larvae split the
Speaker 3: ring along the wall, and I'm not making this up.
Speaker 3: So I get out there. It wasn't moth spray it
Speaker 3: with spider spray, and so I spray it and I
Speaker 3: got it all up in my nose and my business.
Speaker 1: So that was the poor choice.
Speaker 3: And the rest of the night I felt like not normal.
Speaker 3: It's just like something's wrong. I get a little bit
Speaker 3: poison fighter poison myself.
Speaker 1: You need to hire a pest.
Speaker 3: Controller orans coming today.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, one of those things where like I sat
Speaker 1: and you told us the story last night, and I
Speaker 1: was like, why is he just not immediately hiring a
Speaker 1: pest control. It's like when you try to fix something
Speaker 1: and then you end up having to hire someone to
Speaker 1: fix it.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but okay, well, can we switch subjects and talk
Speaker 1: about something more exciting, Like you got a college disappointment yesterday? Oh,
Speaker 1: tell me about.
Speaker 3: Your hold your horses, stop the presses. Nobody wants to
Speaker 3: hear about it.
Speaker 1: Well, it's important to go get your and you will
Speaker 1: physical get your path done, all that good stuff.
Speaker 3: Vikings lost last night and nobody cares.
Speaker 1: About the vikings loss. I got their asses kicks. So
Speaker 1: back to my appointment. Okay, what was that like? It
Speaker 1: was nice. I mean, it wasn't as the threatening as
Speaker 1: I feel like it has been in the past, just
Speaker 1: because I feel like I've been healthy and stuff. But
Speaker 1: you know when they bring out the big old forceps, yes,
Speaker 1: it looks like a little alligatory and then they're like
Speaker 1: called the speculum whatever, steps whatever. We don't need medical
Speaker 1: terms here. We need just descriptive.
Speaker 4: You explained.
Speaker 3: It looks like a reverse vice. Okay, you inserted into
Speaker 3: the area and then there's a crank on it and
Speaker 3: you have to peddle it to get it to open,
Speaker 3: and it's just spread.
Speaker 1: Understand, continue updated the technology since the last time you had.
Speaker 3: Your don't you don't peddle it anymore.
Speaker 1: It's automatic.
Speaker 4: You just push a button. Okay, what happened with the whatever?
Speaker 1: You know, Like they they're like, oh, this might like
Speaker 1: hurt a little bit, or it's gonna be a little cold, whatever,
Speaker 1: and it just slid right in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like they actually tossed it.
Speaker 1: They were like you must be single again. And I
Speaker 1: was like, yes, I am. Thank you for.
Speaker 2: Ask a doctor saying that is crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, they didn't actually say that doctor because I love her.
Speaker 1: But one thing I will say is they were concerned
Speaker 1: about my heart rate because you know, they do the
Speaker 1: blood pressure tests right off the bat. Yeah, the thing
Speaker 1: starts beeping aggressively at oh no, and they're like, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: it does that when your heart rate's really low. So
Speaker 1: guess what my heart rate was?
Speaker 3: Okay, A good, a good, healthy, resting heart rate, probably
Speaker 3: sixty five ish or so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well it was forty nine.
Speaker 4: Oh died last night, so two of you died last night.
Speaker 1: But so when the doctor comes in, she's like asking
Speaker 1: me about life, what's new whatever, And then I told
Speaker 1: her how like, I definitely don't do as much strength
Speaker 1: training as I always have in the past. I do
Speaker 1: a little bit more cardio with like going to Staremaster
Speaker 1: gyms and running and stuff. And she's like, that makes
Speaker 1: more sense now. I was a little concerned about your
Speaker 1: heart rate, she says. I normally am like fifty one
Speaker 1: fifty three, so forty nine is lower than what it
Speaker 1: normally is for me. But my heart, my resting heart
Speaker 1: rate has always been around like fifty ish.
Speaker 3: It's a very healthy resting heart rate. The lower it is,
Speaker 3: that means the more oxygen your body is requiring, like two. Well,
Speaker 3: if it's two, that's bad. Yeah, you're turning purple, that's bad.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean the forty nine is a guy.
Speaker 3: I think it's a good resting heart rate. Like Lance Armstrong,
Speaker 3: his resting heart rate is like forty one or something
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'll look at that. You know. Got through
Speaker 1: the appointment. I sat up. She gave me a little
Speaker 1: slap on the butt with the open robe. You know,
Speaker 1: she's like, good job, you're healthy, very close, you know what.
Speaker 1: I like that about her. I've been looking for years
Speaker 1: for one like her. I've seen videos of like doctor appointments,
Speaker 1: you know, on the internet.
Speaker 4: Yes, and they're bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, Like the doctor will like scold you for
Speaker 1: your bad house and the next thing you know, you're naked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: No, no, like hones, No, No, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: Story that I've seen.
Speaker 4: I'm with you.
Speaker 3: Oh, I get it. She's talking about red Tube or
Speaker 3: p pea hub where the doctor scolds you for your
Speaker 3: bad behavior. Next thing you know, you're getting a proctological
Speaker 3: exam and you.
Speaker 4: Have to be brushing your teeth and open your mouth.
Speaker 1: I told you you need to be naked for this,
Speaker 1: and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, days, it's all right, I know what you mean.
Speaker 3: I went to the doctor not long ago, and they're like,
Speaker 3: we'll get undressed and put on this robe. And I said, well,
Speaker 3: why does my robe open in the back, And he said, well,
Speaker 3: because mine opens in the front.
Speaker 1: I thought that was yeah, my doctor doesn't normally wear robe.
Speaker 3: The doctor takes a little rubber hammer and he waxed
Speaker 3: me on the knee with it. I said, what is
Speaker 3: that for? He said, that's for not returning my phone calls.
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, so speaking of the guy.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: So I remember one time Susan and I were like
Speaker 3: laying in bed and I'm like, do you want to
Speaker 3: do a little loving And she said, n I got
Speaker 3: to go to the guyano tomorrow and she'll know and
Speaker 3: it'll be kind of embarrassing. I'd rather not. And I'm like, okay.
Speaker 3: So I lay down. I tried to go to sleep
Speaker 3: and try to go to sleep and I couldn't sleep.
Speaker 3: So I get up on the bed on one elbow
Speaker 3: and I said, you don't have to go to the
Speaker 3: dentist tomorrow, do you?
Speaker 1: David?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 4: What? What if you left?
Speaker 1: Is it too early for you to.
Speaker 3: Go to go home?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: That's spider stuff kicking you.
Speaker 1: I think I started it.
Speaker 3: Jay's starting it next subject please it is for Rod Day.
Speaker 3: It's Katie w B. We've got more Boobash tickets for
Speaker 3: are you coming up? Everybody wants to go to Boo
Speaker 3: Bash And by the way, Jenny's going to have if
Speaker 3: you want to go to Boo Bash and you go
Speaker 3: to Pilgrim Dry Cleaners, tell Jenny she'll get you on
Speaker 3: the list. I had some people get them the list
Speaker 3: yesterday because you're gonna be a Pilgrim later today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will be at the same one that day.
Speaker 1: Was that yesterday? The one that's n Why is that
Speaker 1: over by all those fun little restaurants and cute shops
Speaker 1: and stuff like Cove and all that good stuff. So
Speaker 1: if you want to swing by, I'll be there eleven
Speaker 1: thirty two, one thirty pm, so right over your lunch break,
Speaker 1: come say hi.
Speaker 3: And there's still copies of my book in the lobby,
Speaker 3: so if you want to give away copies of my book,
Speaker 3: there's some left over, so you do that too. We'll
Speaker 3: be back in a second. We got War of the
Speaker 3: Roses on the way today. It's a big day today
Speaker 3: because Drake is thirty nine years old today and Kevin
Speaker 3: Klein is seventy eight years old.
Speaker 5: Today and Dave's birthdays today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, happy, Thank you very much. All right, we'll be
Speaker 3: back in the second with War of the Roses. The
Speaker 3: episode the Man with Missing Fingers? Where did those fingers go?
Speaker 3: We'll tell you about that coming up on War the
Speaker 3: Roses neck. Hey, let's get a sing a long song going.
Speaker 3: If you got to sing a long song idea, It's Friday,
Speaker 3: What do you want to do? Do you want to
Speaker 3: sing along with Monster Mash? I don't know, it's just
Speaker 3: throwing at an idea. What do you want? Is it?
Speaker 3: It's not too early for Monster Mash. Halloween is a
Speaker 3: week from today.
Speaker 1: It is a little bit early. But we're not gonna
Speaker 1: Bailey says, yuck your yum. Yeah, I'm not gonna yo yaum.
Speaker 3: If you want to whatever song you want to do
Speaker 3: for a sing along, send me a text to Katie
Speaker 3: WB one and we'll play it right after we do
Speaker 3: this kdwbu. Trigger treating has evolved. Let me explain it
Speaker 3: to you. If you got kids of a certain age,
Speaker 3: it's probably not shocking, but trigg or treating might not
Speaker 3: be as cool anymore. Instead, the new hype is trunk
Speaker 3: or treating, which is basically Halloween tailgating. Yeah. My daughter Beth,
Speaker 3: she lives down in North Carolina. She decorated up the
Speaker 3: trunk of her car like cookie Monster's mouth with a
Speaker 3: bunch of cookie's spilling out in big giant eyes, and
Speaker 3: she just put like, you know, blue something around the
Speaker 3: border of her like open hatchback. Yeah, so trunk or treating?
Speaker 4: Is there a reason that it's dying.
Speaker 3: Let's dive in vont and we'll find out. A TikTok
Speaker 3: is going viral where a guy seems appalled at the
Speaker 3: idea that his cousin doesn't want to go trick or
Speaker 3: treating but instead is excited about going trunk or treating.
Speaker 3: It's some parking lot. It's been around kind of since
Speaker 3: the nineties, but it's been bigger since COVID, and some
Speaker 3: people argue that it's retired trick or treating, at least
Speaker 3: in their area. Of course, it depends on where you live.
Speaker 3: Some neighborhoods still get decked out for Halloween. The majority
Speaker 3: of the houses hand out candy. Everybody in our neighborhood
Speaker 3: has kids except us. All our kids are grown, but
Speaker 3: everybody else got leadle kids. You'd be like a little
Speaker 3: princess or a little Superman or whatever.
Speaker 2: I could see why some parents either they're lazy and
Speaker 2: don't want to take the kids, and I get it,
Speaker 2: you work all day, or it's safer. But the first
Speaker 2: time I heard about trunk of treating was after Hurricane Sandy,
Speaker 2: and so it was like Halloween time, people couldn't didn't
Speaker 2: want to go trick or treating, so they did trunk
Speaker 2: or treats.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, this is smart.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've always understood it as like people do it
Speaker 5: because of a safety thing, yeah, which which I think, like,
Speaker 5: oh gosh, it was so fun going trick or treating though,
Speaker 5: and like walking around your entire neighborhouse.
Speaker 3: Seriously, you forget how cool it was when.
Speaker 5: You were in your h yes, and so trunk or
Speaker 5: treating just kind of loses some of that magic.
Speaker 1: Like I get it when you're in like a rural,
Speaker 1: rural place. And I mean I know a lot.
Speaker 5: Of rural people who just drive somewhere like to like
Speaker 5: a more suburban spot so they can go trick or treating,
Speaker 5: and then trunk or treating makes it so that they
Speaker 5: can still, you know, have that experience.
Speaker 1: But like walking around the neighborhood is what makes it fun.
Speaker 4: Trees are typically during the daytime too, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: They say in some super urban and super rural areas,
Speaker 3: it's a little less practical to go door to door
Speaker 3: than to go to a festive event that's set up
Speaker 3: a decorated place like school parking lotter community park. When
Speaker 3: I was a kid, the nearest houses were probably like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe five hundred yards or a half
Speaker 3: a mile of part and so we would walk, but
Speaker 3: we'd only go to about six houses because we ain't
Speaker 3: walking that far. So we come home with like, you know,
Speaker 3: like eight or ten different little treats.
Speaker 4: The houses it's so sad.
Speaker 1: Well, if they're far apart, makes sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, once in a while somebody's mom would drive us
Speaker 3: and then we get to go to like maybe fifteen
Speaker 3: or twenty houses. Yeah, So it can be exciting for
Speaker 3: kids because a lot of the adults bring the vibes,
Speaker 3: especially decorating their cars, wearing costumes, and hosting Halloween games
Speaker 3: and contests. Of course, the savvyest kids might figure out
Speaker 3: a way to do both and score twice the sugary loot.
Speaker 3: That's the trick. All right, What do we got for
Speaker 3: a sing a long song of the day?
Speaker 1: Here are some options out there. A couple people were
Speaker 1: asking for Lady Gaga applause, or you and I or
Speaker 1: Christina Aguilera a fighter. So I've got those three options.
Speaker 1: I think someone did say thriller, but I think we
Speaker 1: should wait till.
Speaker 4: Next week probably, so yep, yep, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: So what do you guys think between those options?
Speaker 4: It's your birthday, you choose.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna choose Fighter from Ristina Aguilera because I love
Speaker 3: Christina Aguilera and I love that song. So let's do
Speaker 3: this for your sing a long song of the day.
Speaker 3: It's Christina on kd WB. Dave's Dirt coming up next.
Speaker 3: Gotta give a birthday shout out to Avery, who is
Speaker 3: fourteen years old today. Love mom, Dad and Owen. Avery.
Speaker 3: You and I share birthday today, So happy birthday, Avery.
Speaker 3: I have another kid, boy or girling, and her name
Speaker 3: of Avery and it's a great It's a kind of
Speaker 3: a uni sex kind of a name.
Speaker 1: I like the long a. That's a nice one.
Speaker 3: Do you really, Avery, Avery? Let's do Dave's dirt on
Speaker 3: Katie w B.
Speaker 5: Who was making a comeback, who's been canceled and whatever
Speaker 5: happened to Ashley Parker Angel.
Speaker 1: It's Dave's dirt on.
Speaker 3: Kad w B who lost last night. Ye had the
Speaker 3: Vikings didn't do very well? Put all on this baby.
Speaker 3: As the Chargers dominate from start to finish wrap it
Speaker 3: up by winning thirty seven to ten. You heard right,
Speaker 3: thirty seven to embarrassing. Here was the problem. The Vikings
Speaker 3: said they had a great excuse. They were trying to
Speaker 3: keep their uniforms clean for team picture tape.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. I didn't want to play out at
Speaker 1: recess when it was pictured.
Speaker 3: D Ad scratch, I'm not tackling you get grass on my knees.
Speaker 1: Bro Magan the Stallion released a song at midnight. It's
Speaker 1: called lover Girl.
Speaker 3: Oh you think I have it that fa.
Speaker 1: I need you to put Vonds Mike coun.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, all right here we are.
Speaker 1: Making the Stallion.
Speaker 4: I mean great.
Speaker 1: I can't really understand a lot of what she's saying,
Speaker 1: but it says clearly she's thinking about her boyfriend NBA
Speaker 1: player Clay Thompson. They do have a very cute relationship.
Speaker 1: If you've ever seen them on TikTok together, they've gone
Speaker 1: like golfing. They're very funny. They do like food stuff whatever.
Speaker 1: But Megan's that court side on opening night at the
Speaker 1: Dallas MAVs a game this week, and then she instagram
Speaker 1: photos of them entering the Mavericks Arena holding hands. However,
Speaker 1: the MAVs lost real BATCHO.
Speaker 3: I just want speaking of the WA or NBA, have
Speaker 3: you heard about the giant mafia back gambling scheme in
Speaker 3: the NBA. No, I don't have a lot of time
Speaker 3: to talk about it now, but the Portland Trailblazers head
Speaker 3: coach Chauncey Phillips and Miami Heat guard Terry Rosier were
Speaker 3: arrested in a massive gambling sting. Oh that involved inside
Speaker 3: player info, computerized rigged poker games with the shufflers that
Speaker 3: would set the cards up in order, and even the
Speaker 3: mafia allegedly. And we'll tell you more about that one,
Speaker 3: but it's just shocking. It's a huge story in the
Speaker 3: world of sports betting gambling.
Speaker 4: Wow, fascinating.
Speaker 5: So Jeremy Allen White is going to be in a
Speaker 5: new movie this weekend called Deliver Me from Nowhere, where
Speaker 5: he is Bruce Springsteen. Apparently he sounds so convincing that
Speaker 5: it even stumped Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: Circus is just a me.
Speaker 3: And this were he does look a lot like a
Speaker 3: young Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 1: And that singing was Jeremy Ellen White. So that's amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that is it for the Dirt on KTEWB
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