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Speaker 1: Do you know I forgot to bring up yesterday on

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Speaker 1: the show, and it was a big day yesterday, and

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Speaker 1: it was a big day. It was a little bit

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Speaker 1: of a sad day for people like me. Yesterday was

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Speaker 1: natural past gas day.

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Speaker 2: Oh I had no idea.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Now, apparently videos are going viral. This is a

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Speaker 1: sad part of Jen Alpha kids, Jen Alpha. So that's

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Speaker 1: your kids, Kyle, right, correct. They don't laugh at farts anymore,

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Speaker 1: do great? Thank god, the type of tiktoks are going viral.

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Speaker 1: Check this out.

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Speaker 3: So you're saying that nobody laughs if you fart in class, Yeah, nobody.

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Speaker 4: It's normal.

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Speaker 3: It's a normal bodily function.

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Speaker 5: But but what if it's stinky.

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Speaker 3: I'll just say, excuse me. If we farted in class,

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Speaker 3: we got made fun of.

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Speaker 1: So hard is the world healing?

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Speaker 5: I still get so mad at Kadin whenever he like

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Speaker 5: toots in front of me. It makes me so mad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't you see that there was a new story

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Speaker 2: of a girl who held that in for it was

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Speaker 2: like two years and like she had to go to

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Speaker 2: the hospital because of it. You don't do that on

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Speaker 2: my leg, you have to Yeah, okay, well you didn't

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Speaker 2: mention that.

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Speaker 3: That is not fun.

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Speaker 1: It is very fun.

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Speaker 5: That is not fun. Tries to trap me under the

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Speaker 5: coach too, I really want to find.

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Speaker 2: I don't kind of done that, kadeem.

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Speaker 1: On a scale of one to ten, what's the worst

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Speaker 1: pain you've ever experienced? Fifty nine percent of Americans in

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Speaker 1: a new poll said at least an eight. That includes

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Speaker 1: one in four who've said a full blown tent. Anybody

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Speaker 1: here been in a level ten?

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Speaker 2: I might have been at a ten giving birth?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Was that a ten? Do you think that'd be?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was like I was, yeah, for a

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Speaker 2: couple hours with no epidurls.

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Speaker 1: You've never been in more pain than that? No, then

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Speaker 1: you give that a ten? Okay, I had a procedure

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Speaker 1: done that long ago. Or they told me on a

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Speaker 1: scale more than ten, it was a three, And I

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Speaker 1: gotta tell you, I think it was a ten. I

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Speaker 1: think it was a terrible, terrible. I feel like I

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Speaker 1: can handle anything after that.

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Speaker 3: Really, would you do it again?

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Speaker 1: No? God, no, no way, man. I'll rather just die

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Speaker 1: if anything like that wraps again. Thank you. I'm out. Well.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if any any guy should ever pipe

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Speaker 3: up after somebody says child birthpane and be like I

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Speaker 3: heard what I broke my hand? So no, I don't

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Speaker 3: think so, I kind of.

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Speaker 2: I mean car accident like that kind of stuff could hurt.

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Speaker 1: Pretty bad a breakup. Someone asked schatchuby tea what it

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Speaker 1: would do if it was human for a day. We

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Speaker 1: could do a lot of chatchuby tea talking. Guess what

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Speaker 1: it would do eat pizza. Now it's pretty emotional. Actually

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Speaker 1: I feel no, I'm all I want to ask my

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Speaker 1: chatchuby tea if it's true. The top things they would

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Speaker 1: like to experience include looking at the sky, looking in

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Speaker 1: a mirror, crying, and messing something up. They don't do that.

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Speaker 3: They actually do a lot. In fact, Mine says you

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Speaker 3: better check because we make mistakes at the bottom of

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Speaker 3: the screen.

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Speaker 1: Now Mine mindes making mistakes. Mine's always right. Girl Scout

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Speaker 1: Cookie Sees is officially here. There's the new Girl Scout

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Speaker 1: cookie that came out Explore Moores. They're supposed to take

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Speaker 1: like Rocky red ice cream. Apple Bee's has a new

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Speaker 1: burger that comes pre dipped in cheese, so that weight

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Speaker 1: loss resolution just got a little harder. A poll found

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Speaker 1: the top things we buy every time we go to

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Speaker 1: the store. And I was just there yesterday at the

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Speaker 1: grocery store, and it's true. Milk, vegetable eggs, snacks, and

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Speaker 1: caffeinated drinks. I bought two of those things. A man

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Speaker 1: in his eighties fell from the fifteenth floor of a

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Speaker 1: building in China and survivor oh way, just like a movie. No.

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Speaker 5: I saw this thing on TikTok. There is I guess

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Speaker 5: some kind of way to hack your body to automatically

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Speaker 5: reset that you can take like an insane amount of

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Speaker 5: force and survive. It's like something crazy, like you have

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Speaker 5: to like pinch your thumb down and like cross your body.

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Speaker 1: Well, that didna happen, Peyton, If I could finish the story,

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Speaker 1: I said, just like a movie. No, someone on the

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Speaker 1: seventh floor had a clothesline drying and it caught him

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Speaker 1: on the way down.

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding that? Crazy?

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Speaker 1: P fell boom, hit the thing and then let him

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Speaker 1: down softly like that.

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Speaker 5: What looks crazy, not TikTok hack.

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Speaker 1: And then a security guard tied to fire hose around

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Speaker 1: his waist and let himself down just like in the

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Speaker 1: movies and helped rescue the guy. Thirty nine year old

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Speaker 1: guy in Florida got arrested after cops caught him trespassing

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Speaker 1: at a construction site. You're not going to believe this,

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Speaker 1: the guy, you know what, I'm gonna play. This is

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Speaker 1: what this is what happened. This is what they found.

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Speaker 1: He's trespassing.

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Speaker 4: But listen, this is Matthew Zacharino. He's thirty nineties from

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Speaker 4: Altamont Springs and he's on this construction site in a

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Speaker 4: vehicle by himself. And as our deputies reproach him to

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Speaker 4: see what's he doing on this construction site, we see

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Speaker 4: this dude wearing a red lace bra with prosthetic silicone brestuses.

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Speaker 4: He's wearing a G string. But you don't realize how

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Speaker 4: dangerous these situations are because under a prosdesis we found

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Speaker 4: a gun, so he was armed trespassing.

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Speaker 1: That wild Florida man. What an outfit gratuate we got

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Speaker 1: for life acts.

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Speaker 3: It is decluttering season, after all, if you're doing it right,

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Speaker 3: are you still decluttering at all?

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Speaker 1: Kyle?

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Speaker 2: I haven't begun yet. Okay, I did start writing the

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Speaker 2: list of things I'd like to declutter.

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Speaker 3: Well, they say, the declutter experts say, don't do that

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Speaker 3: thing that most of us do in say could I

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Speaker 3: use this someday? In might I use this? You should

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Speaker 3: more ask yourself are you actually gonna use these things?

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Speaker 3: Because if an item hasn't earned a role in your

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Speaker 3: real world yet, it's not gonna in. Letting it go

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Speaker 3: usually feels better than holding on to the maybe. So

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Speaker 3: if for sure you're gonna use it, then yes. If

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Speaker 3: it's just a maybe, future you doesn't need more junk.

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Speaker 3: Future you needs breathing room.

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Speaker 2: Kyle, the problem is future me doesn't want to have

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Speaker 2: to go buy something again that I already had that

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Speaker 2: I threw away.

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Speaker 3: That's true. It's like you just go check the annex building.

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Speaker 3: I guess that's fine, all right. That life hack and

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Speaker 3: many more can be fun to John Jane Richard dot

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Speaker 3: com