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<v Speaker 1>All right, it is Mojoe in the morning. Hope you

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<v Speaker 1>guys had a great weekend. Chelsea and I went to

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<v Speaker 1>Florida for the weekend. Nice, so we hung out with

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<v Speaker 1>our son Joe, and then we actually did a night

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<v Speaker 1>of hanging out with Joe's entire show, which was a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 2>So I enjoyed the Joe Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You can listen to them weekday afternoons right here on

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<v Speaker 1>our Detroit station Channel and five five, or you can

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<v Speaker 1>listen to them also on the iHeartRadio app in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was fun to hang out with them. We

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<v Speaker 1>had a little bit of an issue. Chelse and I

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<v Speaker 1>were staying at a staying in a place that had

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<v Speaker 1>one bathroom. And it wasn't a hotel, okay. It was

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<v Speaker 1>basically that there was only one working bathroom at the

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<v Speaker 1>place that we go to when we're down in Tampa.

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<v Speaker 1>And the unfortunate thing is when there's one working bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very difficult for my wife because I like to

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<v Speaker 1>be in the bathroom a long time and it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a good situation for her because she times me when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the bathroom knowing that at any moment she

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<v Speaker 1>could have.

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<v Speaker 3>To go and are you a little smelly?

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<v Speaker 1>And I could I could be destroying it. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>could be destroying the thing. So so we had a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of these guys come over and hang with us,

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<v Speaker 1>and we went to some bars that were by, you

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<v Speaker 1>know where we were out outside of Tampa. And Joe

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<v Speaker 1>has a person that's on his show called Katie. She's

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<v Speaker 1>a very nice person. She's she's been with the station

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<v Speaker 1>for you know, fifteen twenty years or whatever. But Katie

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<v Speaker 1>Crew or Katie Crews, Katie Uh here was her name, Katie.

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<v Speaker 1>What's Katie's last name? Katie Summers, Katie Summer close, Katie Summers.

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<v Speaker 1>You almost got to that one. Katie Summers. And all

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<v Speaker 1>of us were out at the bar and at one

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<v Speaker 1>point she leaned over to Joe whispered something in his ear,

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<v Speaker 1>and they left and I had no idea where they

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<v Speaker 1>were going in, or did Chelsea. And it turns out

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<v Speaker 1>that she left to go in duty in our one bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, because she's not duty in at the bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Because site why she whispered at Jodo because she felt

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<v Speaker 1>awkward and she said, my stomach is a rumbling and

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<v Speaker 1>I think I have to go to the bathroom. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>here's where the problem stems. Then she uses the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Then Jed needs to go use the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did y'all eat?

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<v Speaker 1>Then we didn't eat anything, but for some reason, the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom at the bar that we were at was not

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<v Speaker 1>good enough.

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<v Speaker 2>And the bar is right across the street from you know,

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<v Speaker 2>our place.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so it's very convenient to go somewhere nice.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got to say something. Did you get Smith

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<v Speaker 1>his his bidet yet?

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<v Speaker 3>I did? I haven't gotten it yet, but it's ordered.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, all right, So Smith is getting a bid dat

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<v Speaker 1>for Christmas birthday. Birthday it was fourth of two. Just

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<v Speaker 1>so you know, people should not share a bidday.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, what do you mean? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Because they no? Because you when you share a biday.

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<v Speaker 1>I found this out from Chelsea. When the bidet is

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<v Speaker 1>washing your booty, it basically has the stream of water

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<v Speaker 1>that comes out and it's like a stick that comes

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<v Speaker 1>up and shoots.

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<v Speaker 2>The water up.

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<v Speaker 1>Your fecal matter is getting onto the stick. So other

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<v Speaker 1>people's fecal matter is on your bidet, which means which

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<v Speaker 1>means any rich people because you know what, but are

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<v Speaker 1>not expensive?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, no, they're not expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>It's basically a thing that you put on your toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a it's a wash lit type of like, that's.

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<v Speaker 3>A good one.

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<v Speaker 2>They got some thirty dollars on them.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, no, no, no, like the great ones that have

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<v Speaker 4>dryer fans trust research the days.

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<v Speaker 3>We got one with a dryer.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So it got to a point where I had to

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<v Speaker 1>like say to Joe, either nobody's using our bathroom or

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<v Speaker 1>nobody can use the bidet. I don't want that, but

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't want other people's fecal on there, because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want because basically it's like us using the

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<v Speaker 1>same toilet paper.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me say something please to the to you especially,

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<v Speaker 4>you have pun intended poop pood on this rule that

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<v Speaker 4>I have that nobody's allowed.

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<v Speaker 3>To poop in my house.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm starting to now agree with you, pease, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm starting to now agree that that you should not

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<v Speaker 1>be using the like it's you know what this was,

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<v Speaker 1>This was our This was the only bathroom that was

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<v Speaker 1>working was the bathroom in our bedroom. Yeah, and people

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<v Speaker 1>should not use your bedroom your bedroom bathroom ever. And

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<v Speaker 1>I want to and I want to ask you guys this,

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm staying in a hotel room. Okay, say say

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm staying in a hotel because this is what

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<v Speaker 1>it was like. And there's one bathroom in there, and

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<v Speaker 1>you have friends come visit you at your hotel, can

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<v Speaker 1>you be okay with people using the bathroom? Like two

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<v Speaker 1>number two.

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<v Speaker 3>To the lobby.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen, we're cool enough where you're inviting me into your house.

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<v Speaker 5>You're not about to tell me what type of you know,

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<v Speaker 5>bathroom option, like you can't tell me you can't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>You could be I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I want you sitting on my

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<v Speaker 1>toilet in between you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Who do you think said on it before?

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<v Speaker 1>But the cleaning lady came and did the cleaning. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>more and I just gotta ask a question. Why is

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<v Speaker 1>why do bidet sticks keep the boo.

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<v Speaker 2>Boo on there?

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<v Speaker 4>Because they come although you should okay, this is from

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<v Speaker 4>how I understand the bidet And I only use one

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<v Speaker 4>one time because it comes out.

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<v Speaker 3>You only push it to go after you're done, So you.

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<v Speaker 1>Go, it pushes it and then the little the little

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<v Speaker 1>thing comes out that has the after no no no,

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<v Speaker 1>But it's cleaning the poop out of your booty home

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<v Speaker 1>and it's falling down into the toilet. It's like a

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<v Speaker 1>It's like basically basically it's like a uh water fountain

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<v Speaker 1>where the water fountain thing is shooting up into you

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<v Speaker 1>cleaning out the insides, but particles are falling down. So

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<v Speaker 1>that means that your particles are falling onto the stick,

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<v Speaker 1>which means Katie Summers particles fell on.

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<v Speaker 5>It doesn't have like a self cleaning thing though, like

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<v Speaker 5>you have to physically clean that stuff off of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, eventually when you do clean your your toilet like

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<v Speaker 1>with your.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister bubbles or whatever it is, you know you're.

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<v Speaker 3>For bubble bath or hope you're not clean toilet the.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing that I squirt out.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, you got to make sure you clean that

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<v Speaker 1>stick off.

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<v Speaker 6>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody just texted and said I'm gonna hit Katie Summers

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<v Speaker 1>up on social and ask her.

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<v Speaker 2>And ask her about her booty. What's what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Lisa High some morning?

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<v Speaker 6>You guys havesed you yesterday?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you doing bag baby?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm doing really good. I want to say a couple

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<v Speaker 6>of things. Because of Smith, I ordered a bidet and

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<v Speaker 6>it came the same day. The day came the same day.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a beday you use it.

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<v Speaker 6>I haven't gotten installed yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>The other thing is that I had a mother in

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<v Speaker 6>law who no matter what you were talking about, because

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<v Speaker 6>this isn't at the dinner table talking about roses, and

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<v Speaker 6>within two seconds she turned it into poop. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>so I got I'm kind of timing you there, more

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<v Speaker 6>joy to see how long it takes you. You bring

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<v Speaker 6>up poop every day?

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty much? Yes, I'm up. I have to listen. It's

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<v Speaker 1>something we all can relate to. But it's something that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guaranteed you at least once a day. But will

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<v Speaker 1>you allow strangers to use your bidet when you set

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<v Speaker 1>it up?

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<v Speaker 2>Lisa, I don't.

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<v Speaker 6>Really have any company. I'm a senior citizen and I

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<v Speaker 6>live alone.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, then you know what I feel bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad hearing that I'm gonna come over and

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<v Speaker 1>use your bidet.

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<v Speaker 6>Uncle who used to call people in to see his

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<v Speaker 6>duty when he did an extremely long one and he's

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<v Speaker 6>so proud of it. Yeah from Kentucky.

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<v Speaker 1>Give Lily or Lily, give Lydia your info and we're

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<v Speaker 1>coming over to poop in your house.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up, Bra? How you doing? Hey?

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Going on?

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<v Speaker 6>I was calling to say, Shannon, I know you don't

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<v Speaker 6>like people pooping in your house, but I promise you,

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<v Speaker 6>if I have to go poop at your house, I'm

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<v Speaker 6>already mortified. So by the time I'm done, your entire.

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<v Speaker 4>Bathroom is gonna look cleaner than it was when I

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<v Speaker 4>went in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's funny. You know what though, that's actually uh

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<v Speaker 1>really interesting. When I use people's bathrooms, I treat it

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<v Speaker 1>so much better than I do my own bathroom, and

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<v Speaker 1>I am like that where I will make sure I

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<v Speaker 1>pick up and wipe the seats. I do that airplanes too,

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<v Speaker 1>Like yesterday had to go pee in the airplane. People

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<v Speaker 1>peed all over the place inside there, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want somebody coming in there after me and go, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>that big fat guy just left left to destroyed bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>If I've put enough toilet people on the seat, I

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<v Speaker 4>might take another wad and like go around and get

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<v Speaker 4>it all in at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>But I always take the big napkins they have inside

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<v Speaker 2>the plane.

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<v Speaker 5>So if I p hr house, or if I do do,

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<v Speaker 5>I promise y'all I'm a cleaner, it's gonna look spotless.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna even lift up the seat and get the

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<v Speaker 5>little piece of Next time, I'm gonna get you the brush.

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<v Speaker 2>You can use whatever. What if you go over to people's.

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<v Speaker 1>Homes and you you just bring your own brush and cleaner?

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<v Speaker 2>I got it. Guys, what's up here? The electrician? What's

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<v Speaker 2>going on?

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<v Speaker 6>How you guys doing?

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>So I'm a commercial electrician.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, but I was doing residential for a while, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>you gotta go, you gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, do you go in people's homes that are

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you're doing their your work at?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah, Shannon? Would you would you let the electrician?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 4>I told you the story about the plumber that I

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<v Speaker 4>caught with his pants down because they accidentally walked in.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't get that out of my mind.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So the thing is like, if you're doing a service,

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<v Speaker 5>you in your whole house, I'm you know, you want

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<v Speaker 5>to use the bathroom or you're gonna go Timmans down

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<v Speaker 5>the road.

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<v Speaker 2>To McDonald's use the bathroom. That's rude.

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<v Speaker 6>Man.

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<v Speaker 5>If the guys in your house were doing work, you

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<v Speaker 5>can't just say go somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 2>What if he leaves splattered? Huh? Oh no you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you gotta have.

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<v Speaker 3>What if his equal particles are on your I don't want,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want.

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<v Speaker 4>It's raining from the ceiling.