Speaker 1: All right, it is Mojoe in the morning. Hope you
Speaker 1: guys had a great weekend. Chelsea and I went to
Speaker 1: Florida for the weekend. Nice, so we hung out with
Speaker 1: our son Joe, and then we actually did a night
Speaker 1: of hanging out with Joe's entire show, which was a
Speaker 1: lot of fun.
Speaker 2: So I enjoyed the Joe Show.
Speaker 1: You can listen to them weekday afternoons right here on
Speaker 1: our Detroit station Channel and five five, or you can
Speaker 1: listen to them also on the iHeartRadio app in the morning.
Speaker 1: But it was fun to hang out with them. We
Speaker 1: had a little bit of an issue. Chelse and I
Speaker 1: were staying at a staying in a place that had
Speaker 1: one bathroom. And it wasn't a hotel, okay. It was
Speaker 1: basically that there was only one working bathroom at the
Speaker 1: place that we go to when we're down in Tampa.
Speaker 1: And the unfortunate thing is when there's one working bathroom,
Speaker 1: it's very difficult for my wife because I like to
Speaker 1: be in the bathroom a long time and it's not
Speaker 1: a good situation for her because she times me when
Speaker 1: I'm in the bathroom knowing that at any moment she
Speaker 1: could have.
Speaker 3: To go and are you a little smelly?
Speaker 1: And I could I could be destroying it. Yes, I
Speaker 1: could be destroying the thing. So so we had a
Speaker 1: bunch of these guys come over and hang with us,
Speaker 1: and we went to some bars that were by, you
Speaker 1: know where we were out outside of Tampa. And Joe
Speaker 1: has a person that's on his show called Katie. She's
Speaker 1: a very nice person. She's she's been with the station
Speaker 1: for you know, fifteen twenty years or whatever. But Katie
Speaker 1: Crew or Katie Crews, Katie Uh here was her name, Katie.
Speaker 1: What's Katie's last name? Katie Summers, Katie Summer close, Katie Summers.
Speaker 1: You almost got to that one. Katie Summers. And all
Speaker 1: of us were out at the bar and at one
Speaker 1: point she leaned over to Joe whispered something in his ear,
Speaker 1: and they left and I had no idea where they
Speaker 1: were going in, or did Chelsea. And it turns out
Speaker 1: that she left to go in duty in our one bathroom.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because she's not duty in at the bar.
Speaker 1: Because site why she whispered at Jodo because she felt
Speaker 1: awkward and she said, my stomach is a rumbling and
Speaker 1: I think I have to go to the bathroom. Well,
Speaker 1: here's where the problem stems. Then she uses the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Then Jed needs to go use the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Where did y'all eat?
Speaker 1: Then we didn't eat anything, but for some reason, the
Speaker 1: bathroom at the bar that we were at was not
Speaker 1: good enough.
Speaker 2: And the bar is right across the street from you know,
Speaker 2: our place.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's very convenient to go somewhere nice.
Speaker 1: And I got to say something. Did you get Smith
Speaker 1: his his bidet yet?
Speaker 3: I did? I haven't gotten it yet, but it's ordered.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, So Smith is getting a bid dat
Speaker 1: for Christmas birthday. Birthday it was fourth of two. Just
Speaker 1: so you know, people should not share a bidday.
Speaker 3: Oh god, what do you mean? Why?
Speaker 1: Because they no? Because you when you share a biday.
Speaker 1: I found this out from Chelsea. When the bidet is
Speaker 1: washing your booty, it basically has the stream of water
Speaker 1: that comes out and it's like a stick that comes
Speaker 1: up and shoots.
Speaker 2: The water up.
Speaker 1: Your fecal matter is getting onto the stick. So other
Speaker 1: people's fecal matter is on your bidet, which means which
Speaker 1: means any rich people because you know what, but are
Speaker 1: not expensive?
Speaker 3: Yes, no, they're not expensive.
Speaker 1: It's basically a thing that you put on your toilet.
Speaker 1: It's like a it's a wash lit type of like, that's.
Speaker 3: A good one.
Speaker 2: They got some thirty dollars on them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, no, no, like the great ones that have
Speaker 4: dryer fans trust research the days.
Speaker 3: We got one with a dryer.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: So it got to a point where I had to
Speaker 1: like say to Joe, either nobody's using our bathroom or
Speaker 1: nobody can use the bidet. I don't want that, but
Speaker 1: because I don't want other people's fecal on there, because
Speaker 1: I don't want because basically it's like us using the
Speaker 1: same toilet paper.
Speaker 4: Let me say something please to the to you especially,
Speaker 4: you have pun intended poop pood on this rule that
Speaker 4: I have that nobody's allowed.
Speaker 3: To poop in my house.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to now agree with you, pease, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to now agree that that you should not
Speaker 1: be using the like it's you know what this was,
Speaker 1: This was our This was the only bathroom that was
Speaker 1: working was the bathroom in our bedroom. Yeah, and people
Speaker 1: should not use your bedroom your bedroom bathroom ever. And
Speaker 1: I want to and I want to ask you guys this,
Speaker 1: if I'm staying in a hotel room. Okay, say say
Speaker 1: that I'm staying in a hotel because this is what
Speaker 1: it was like. And there's one bathroom in there, and
Speaker 1: you have friends come visit you at your hotel, can
Speaker 1: you be okay with people using the bathroom? Like two
Speaker 1: number two.
Speaker 3: To the lobby.
Speaker 5: Listen, we're cool enough where you're inviting me into your house.
Speaker 5: You're not about to tell me what type of you know,
Speaker 5: bathroom option, like you can't tell me you can't do it.
Speaker 2: You could be I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want you sitting on my
Speaker 1: toilet in between you know.
Speaker 2: Who do you think said on it before?
Speaker 1: But the cleaning lady came and did the cleaning. I'm
Speaker 1: more and I just gotta ask a question. Why is
Speaker 1: why do bidet sticks keep the boo.
Speaker 2: Boo on there?
Speaker 4: Because they come although you should okay, this is from
Speaker 4: how I understand the bidet And I only use one
Speaker 4: one time because it comes out.
Speaker 3: You only push it to go after you're done, So you.
Speaker 1: Go, it pushes it and then the little the little
Speaker 1: thing comes out that has the after no no no,
Speaker 1: But it's cleaning the poop out of your booty home
Speaker 1: and it's falling down into the toilet. It's like a
Speaker 1: It's like basically basically it's like a uh water fountain
Speaker 1: where the water fountain thing is shooting up into you
Speaker 1: cleaning out the insides, but particles are falling down. So
Speaker 1: that means that your particles are falling onto the stick,
Speaker 1: which means Katie Summers particles fell on.
Speaker 5: It doesn't have like a self cleaning thing though, like
Speaker 5: you have to physically clean that stuff off of it.
Speaker 1: Well, eventually when you do clean your your toilet like
Speaker 1: with your.
Speaker 2: Mister bubbles or whatever it is, you know you're.
Speaker 3: For bubble bath or hope you're not clean toilet the.
Speaker 2: Thing that I squirt out.
Speaker 1: And yeah, you got to make sure you clean that
Speaker 1: stick off.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: Somebody just texted and said I'm gonna hit Katie Summers
Speaker 1: up on social and ask her.
Speaker 2: And ask her about her booty. What's what's going on?
Speaker 2: Lisa High some morning?
Speaker 6: You guys havesed you yesterday?
Speaker 2: Are you doing bag baby?
Speaker 6: I'm doing really good. I want to say a couple
Speaker 6: of things. Because of Smith, I ordered a bidet and
Speaker 6: it came the same day. The day came the same day.
Speaker 2: I've got a beday you use it.
Speaker 6: I haven't gotten installed yet.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: The other thing is that I had a mother in
Speaker 6: law who no matter what you were talking about, because
Speaker 6: this isn't at the dinner table talking about roses, and
Speaker 6: within two seconds she turned it into poop. Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: so I got I'm kind of timing you there, more
Speaker 6: joy to see how long it takes you. You bring
Speaker 6: up poop every day?
Speaker 1: Pretty much? Yes, I'm up. I have to listen. It's
Speaker 1: something we all can relate to. But it's something that
Speaker 1: I'm guaranteed you at least once a day. But will
Speaker 1: you allow strangers to use your bidet when you set
Speaker 1: it up?
Speaker 2: Lisa, I don't.
Speaker 6: Really have any company. I'm a senior citizen and I
Speaker 6: live alone.
Speaker 2: Well, then you know what I feel bad.
Speaker 1: I feel bad hearing that I'm gonna come over and
Speaker 1: use your bidet.
Speaker 6: Uncle who used to call people in to see his
Speaker 6: duty when he did an extremely long one and he's
Speaker 6: so proud of it. Yeah from Kentucky.
Speaker 1: Give Lily or Lily, give Lydia your info and we're
Speaker 1: coming over to poop in your house.
Speaker 2: What's up, Bra? How you doing? Hey?
Speaker 6: Good morning guys?
Speaker 2: Going on?
Speaker 6: I was calling to say, Shannon, I know you don't
Speaker 6: like people pooping in your house, but I promise you,
Speaker 6: if I have to go poop at your house, I'm
Speaker 6: already mortified. So by the time I'm done, your entire.
Speaker 4: Bathroom is gonna look cleaner than it was when I
Speaker 4: went in there.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny. You know what though, that's actually uh
Speaker 1: really interesting. When I use people's bathrooms, I treat it
Speaker 1: so much better than I do my own bathroom, and
Speaker 1: I am like that where I will make sure I
Speaker 1: pick up and wipe the seats. I do that airplanes too,
Speaker 1: Like yesterday had to go pee in the airplane. People
Speaker 1: peed all over the place inside there, and I don't
Speaker 1: I don't want somebody coming in there after me and go, hey,
Speaker 1: that big fat guy just left left to destroyed bathroom.
Speaker 4: If I've put enough toilet people on the seat, I
Speaker 4: might take another wad and like go around and get
Speaker 4: it all in at the same time.
Speaker 2: But I always take the big napkins they have inside
Speaker 2: the plane.
Speaker 5: So if I p hr house, or if I do do,
Speaker 5: I promise y'all I'm a cleaner, it's gonna look spotless.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna even lift up the seat and get the
Speaker 5: little piece of Next time, I'm gonna get you the brush.
Speaker 2: You can use whatever. What if you go over to people's.
Speaker 1: Homes and you you just bring your own brush and cleaner?
Speaker 2: I got it. Guys, what's up here? The electrician? What's
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 6: How you guys doing?
Speaker 2: What's going on? Yeah?
Speaker 6: So I'm a commercial electrician.
Speaker 5: Now, but I was doing residential for a while, and yeah,
Speaker 5: you gotta go, you gotta go.
Speaker 1: You know, do you go in people's homes that are
Speaker 1: you know, you're doing their your work at?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, Shannon? Would you would you let the electrician?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
Speaker 4: I told you the story about the plumber that I
Speaker 4: caught with his pants down because they accidentally walked in.
Speaker 3: I can't get that out of my mind.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So the thing is like, if you're doing a service,
Speaker 5: you in your whole house, I'm you know, you want
Speaker 5: to use the bathroom or you're gonna go Timmans down
Speaker 5: the road.
Speaker 2: To McDonald's use the bathroom. That's rude.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 5: If the guys in your house were doing work, you
Speaker 5: can't just say go somewhere else.
Speaker 2: What if he leaves splattered? Huh? Oh no you can't.
Speaker 2: I mean you gotta have.
Speaker 3: What if his equal particles are on your I don't want,
Speaker 3: I don't want.
Speaker 4: It's raining from the ceiling.